Daily Discussion Thread for April 13, 2026

[+38] u/bearhunter429: #Imagine still being in the Weekend Thread like an idiot LMAO🤌 [+23] u/Boheed: ooo sorry, you're not an insider. Better luck next time. [+19] u/31andnotdone: cant even get a what are your moves tomorrow thread [+15] u/CosecSecCot: The market legally can not go down without our consent. [+14] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: Happy Friday the 13th! [+14] u/onomatopoeiababy: Do you ever think maybe this was always doomed to fail as soon as he said “praise be to Allah” during Easter weekend? [+13] u/FullCopy: *The Hormuz* is the most exclusive night club in the world. Everyone wants to be there. Very short VIP list and bouncers don’t make exceptions. [+13] u/shindiggaa: I'll be sleeping well tonight. And I have calls. [+12] u/Main_Phase666: We rocketing . It don’t matter. 70+ years Of this market going up , and will continue to go up for years to come . [+11] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: I've seen enough. ATHs by EOW. [+10] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards. Actually, I'm actually going to close it. Checkmate [+9] u/wenxuan2: We dont even need a taco to go green anymore [+9] u/rusty888: The US stopping Chinese ships could lead to a trade blockade, violating China's sovereignty. China might respond by increasing support for Iran, strengthening the yuan system, or moving its navy closer to the region. There are two possible scenarios: • US stops Chinese ships: Escalation risk, potentially leading to a crisis more dangerous than a war with Iran. • US can't stop Chinese ships: Blockade remains ineffective, damaging US credibility and potentially weakening the dollar. [+9] u/surmoiFire: WSB mod time travelled to tomorrow to confirm their ass is redder than the casino [+9] u/FarkGrudge: I mean, we pumped 2.5% when the strait was opened, now we only fall 1% when it’s completely closed again? Did we just find the infinite pump trick? [+9] u/TopTrey9: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha [+9] u/Elbit_Curt_Sedni: There's really only two plays in the market nowadays: 1. Parking your money into low risk assets and patience. 2. Buying dips and doubling down on buying dips. NEVER go puts. Ever. The market is now a perma bull market and will be that way until the US empire falls from all the stupid shit. When that happens you have bigger problems no matter if you have puts or calls. [+8] u/Picks6x: If you blockade a blockade it opens the blockade. -Don Tzu [+8] u/SlyCooper007: Believe it or not, we’re all gay. Yes even you. Sad really but it is what it is. [+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: Green by open, you know the drill [+8] u/Eggman36: Remember, the stock market goes down because you touch yourself at night. [+8] u/mangofruitdude: Fuck it im starting a private military company [+8] u/music_is_gud: There is no woman in this thread. Which makes sense since women are usually not regarded [+7] u/Acceptable_Eagle_775: Meanwhile, world leaders buying the shares that they scared you out of, while you sit and watch like a ber cuck. [+7] u/No_Statement_6635: Why are futes not down more? What the f [+7] u/ddrsdght: Being poor and being a bear are strongly correlated [+7] u/Secure_Dog3810: ES futes already recovered by 50 points lmfao [+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Futes already recovering [+6] u/undocumented_twerker: Heard the cartel is going to use speed boats to get oil out of Iran [+6] u/ShitpostSulthan: yes even a 5yr kid knows it will casually recover by open.. go to bed guys.. [+6] u/AggieDem: Daily Discussion Thread lolwat? [+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: So mods are so lazy now they can’t even change thread to “what are your moves tomorrow.” And skip to daily discussion thread I’m dead 😂 [+6] u/Purple-Rest7431: RED DUMP MONDAY GREEN PUMP TUESDAY EASY $$$$$$$$$$ [+6] u/bklotrgoblet: So if a stock goes down do I get my money back or what [+6] u/Prestigious_belly206: Spy calls. 700 in 2 weeks! [+6] u/jda823: Yo dawg. I heard you like blockades. So I'm gonna blockade your blockade. [+6] u/Clappindemcheekies: Ber will be up all night crying watching it melt up [+6] u/ddrsdght: Imagine still being in the daily discussion thread lol fucking idiot [+6] u/Zeppu: Fuck, there are so many retards in short positions that it can't even drop to clear nearby levels. [+6] u/music_is_gud: SPY about to clear that weekend gap before open. LMAO BERS you can't make this shit up [+6] u/wenxuan2: Market pricing in high oil price. Its getting more and more numb about it [+6] u/BraveParsnip6: Even Jim Cramer is surprised [+6] u/applerascal: market hasn’t even opened and it already V LMFAO bears 💀💀💀 [+5] u/MichaelSquare: Even when Bears win, they lose. [+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Excellent work, Agent Vance. Your performance on this contract once again surpasses ICA expectations. Proceed to the nearest upholstery-appreciation zone for some deep-seated relaxation. Your next assignment will be issued shortly, and it’s a big one [+5] u/modder9: RIP the weekend thread. Dead at age 100 [+5] u/Typical-Layer-1253: LMAO ONLY -1% 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂BEARS???? [+5] u/WingedScapula420: Why would he deliberately tank the market if the intention wasn't to create another buying opportunity? SPY to 660. [+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: It’d be funny that both Iran and us allow Chinese ship passage hence establishing China as the true superpower. [+5] u/zestykite: A smell a v. Did he talk already? [+5] u/Starkfault: If God really was one of us he wouldn’t be a stupid fucking Bear [+5] u/bobby_stackz: Imagine doing technical analysis only to get fucking wiped in 87 as seconds [+5] u/Sufficient_Insect812: A boomer in my elevator asked me why I was dressed up - I said for work. She goes, "WHY!?". I had to actually explain to her that someone have to put milk, bread, eggs and meat on the table. She couldn't comprehend work lol. [+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Someone right now is reliving the big short looking at spy rebound off nothing [+5] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: Non stop 0.5% pump in an hour lmfao [+5] u/Starkfault: What if we build two straights, around their straight? One on each side [+5] u/Aloeza24: Jiri is a retard like us guys [+5] u/Val44x: GIVE THE BERS A 650 OPEN [+5] u/Comfortable733: Hey guys I just got out of prison after 5 years for threatening the hedgies that tried to destroy game stonk. Can’t wait to see how much I made! [+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Im not convinced we fall tomorrow meaningfully [+5] u/aaapod: 🥭 puts the anal in technical analysis [+5] u/Former_Island_4730: Pizza watch is at Doughcon 4. A huge influx of US Air Force transports are heading to the Middle East now. Israeli troops put back on heightened alert. Going to be a hot war again tomorrow. [+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: These damn futures traders are gonna buy the dip and leave us regular equity traders with no opportunity lol [+5] u/Disconn3cted: The stock market is delusional. Atlassian will be fine [+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: So I guess there’s still a strong belief this will end soon?