Daily Discussion Thread for March 09, 2026

[+193] u/perceptive_AI: Why can we trade futures but not the past? [+150] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: This was not an attack against Iran. It was a direct attack on my portfolio. Curse you Joe for doing this to me. [+141] u/systerix: When I went to sleep, futes were down 2.3%. When I wake up futes are only down 1.1%. Makes me think me going to sleep pumps the market. Should I skip work and go back to sleep? If I do, likely we'll be green by EoD [+83] u/CPA-hole: I’m sure $100 oil will have no major economic consequences [+82] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Green by open. I say this only because it sounds good [+72] u/eoiioe: You loved oil at 90 last week, you’ll love it at 140 this week [+68] u/Liability049-6319: I love watching people compare Iran and Afghanistan not knowing that Iran is 2x the size with about 100x the weapons the Taliban had in 2003. [+66] u/wildcat1055: Probably a good time for 🥭 to declare victory, now that we have killed the bad guy and they've replaced him with ... checks notes ... the bad guy's son. I'm sure they won't hold a grudge or anything. [+51] u/Several_Bread_9144: Just heard the news. RIP Joe Rogan, you will always be in our hearts [+50] u/Unassisted3P: Born too late for the great depression, born too early for the great stagflation, born just in time for the great retardation. [+49] u/Glock7enteen: I BOUGHT PUTS AT 10:11 AM THE LITERAL FUCKING BOTTOM WHAT THE FUCK [+48] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: As an eurorich i abuse this sub so hard, everyone posting what they do at open, so i just do it earlier. Port currently -87%. [+44] u/moorhound: >Iran named Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei to succeed his late father as supreme leader on Monday. Khamenei, who is seen as even more hard-line than his father, will now be in charge of Iran’s armed forces and any decision about Tehran’s nuclear program. The appointment marks a new sign of defiance by Iran’s embattled leadership after more than a week of heavy U.S. and Israeli bombardment. Note that we just *killed this dudes wife, son, and parents* and he's in charge of that uranium [+42] u/aftherith: Imaginary Put Gains may appear larger at night than in the morning [+39] u/Joey-Cap: It's like the market has had a gun pointed at you and finally pulled the trigger..but then it jammed. [+38] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Ima delete the app for the sake of my mental health lol see you guys after they sign a ceasefire or some shit. Take care of my leaps for me regards [+37] u/orsomeshitidk: I live in hell, I mean Oklahoma, where gas is generally the cheapest in the country and it’s $3 for a gallon of 85oct e-10 and over $4 for a gallon of diesel. Mango can’t survive that forever [+34] u/Bam2458: BREAKING: $HIMS TO SUPPLY UNLIMITED ED AND HAIR LOSS MEDICATIONS TO IRAN IN EXCHANGE FOR REOPENING OF THE STRAIT [+33] u/kellyk311: I didn't think her laugh was that bad. [+33] u/CastAside1812: Once again a random WallStBets daily discussion thread is a better source for up to date news than the entire worldnews subreddit. Banning 75% of your users for speaking ill of Israel tends to cripple your sub LOL [+33] u/BirdyPooPoo: All I want is to get taxed 50% to support fraudulent scams, order a $40 Domino’s pizza for me and my AI girlfriend and get fired by a Chatbot. [+32] u/Traditional_Hair_453: 15 year olds here giving financial advice and analysis. [+32] u/winston511: The difference between me thinking about vacation and thinking about the rope is 50k [+32] u/Iunatic: Joe Rogan new Ayatollah? [+32] u/NVDAismyg0d: Hegseth is fucking crazy. Saying this is a Holy War between us and the religious fanatics in the desert. He calls on the faith of his army to defeat the darkness and rain hell from the skies on the evil below [+31] u/-B-H-: Remember when this thread made you smile? Even on bad days? That was cool. [+30] u/Retaining-Wall: 🥭 has surprised me in the past, but waiting until AH to do a presser tells me whatever the news is, the markets are *really* not going to like it. If it were good, he'd be posting about it on Douche Social and/or doing a presser right now. [+29] u/SoloOutdoor: Theyll pump it for max 2 hours, give the "we're so back" retards time to buy in for exit liquidity. [+28] u/IndependentUsual7444: Surprise surprise, bers made most of their money in their dreams [+28] u/KittyLover-7: I seem to be pushing my retirement age further away [+28] u/Accomplished-Mango92: I cant believe Kookey Kamala started war with iran [+27] u/cashflow_: I LIVED THROUGH THE GREATEST THIRTY YEARS OF ECONOMIC GROWTH AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS T SHIRT [+27] u/Commercial-District1: I’m never going to this sub again at night. That crew would have you convinced the market will endlessly dump. And they are wrong every single time. [+27] u/Micheal_Hancho: BREAKING: Stocks Slide Upward On News That Bears Are Gay [+27] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: “He’s great for the economy.” You truly all are regarded. https://preview.redd.it/t1saeudz61og1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f6d78246c080a6b06aa75018b0a5834eb342a06 [+26] u/spacemoses: *They call it the Strait of Hormuz, but frankly it doesn't look very straight to me. Increadibly crooked. You see what they’re doing over there, it's a total disaster with the Hooties and their shooties.  Just terrible. A lot of people are saying it’s more crooked than Hillary.  I was talking to Hegseth, tough guy, he’s a warrior, and I said, 'Pete, we ought to put you in one of those Iron Man suits.' You know Iron Man? We put Pete in the suit, send him over, he’d straighten the whole thing out in two seconds. Believe me. He'd clear it out for our massive mommy tankers. They call them 'transoceanic' tankers. Big, beautiful ships. But I heard the word, and I said, we don't want trans tankers! Keep the trans out of our oceans, okay? So maybe the prices go up a little bit for a while, who knows?* [+25] u/Mellow_Toninn: No shade but I’d be so fucking embarrassed to still be supporting this fucking racket of an administration [+25] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Overnight is the new intraday [+25] u/OrdinaryMix4013: "lowest approval rating in history of the unitied states' LMAOOOOOO!!!! [+24] u/Worth-Athlete-9953: https://preview.redd.it/ase790irm1og1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce39a9251268f67ccb834adcc0594d031093039 Guys We're fuked [+24] u/notarocitnerd: Oil only at 103, the Nikkei only down 5%. Dax only down 1.75%. It's gonna be green today. You can run from it you can hide from it but it's inevitable. [+24] u/dbgtboi: The 🥭 is playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers Everyone was worried that Iran would blow up oil fields and tankers to Jack up oil prices and get the 🥭 to back down So you know what he did, he said fuk it, I'm going to blow up all the oil shit myself and spike oil up Checkmate [+24] u/dMestra: "whyd you start a war?" "So I could end it" BRAVOOO give this man another peace prize 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 [+24] u/DingleJingle_: The bad news is I'm going to lose all my money, the good news is we are all getting drafted so I have a job lined up! [+24] u/OkRecommendation1040: It’s actually impossible for bers to win holy shit [+23] u/WSB-mods-are-: Is this it? Is this all you could conjure, bearuman? [+23] u/2AMTrader: Iran is 2.5X larger than Afghanistan. Where we spent 20 years. And the taliban won. [+23] u/RedditorSays: Wow, as a bear I now know what it’s like to blow a 28-3 lead [+23] u/xStringerBellx: put all your eggs in 1 basket and watch the 1 minute chart very carefully \-warren buffet [+23] u/TraipseTraveller: Before I joined this sub years ago, I knew nothing about stocks. Since joining, I have learned less over the years [+23] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: It's always the damn Americans screwing over my portfolio. Fix yar bloody government mates. [+22] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: It’s amazing how the global economy is based on vibes. [+22] u/mayorolivia: Let’s lose some money boys [+22] u/baadllama_ghost: technically we are up like 1.60% on the indexes since last night... pretty bullish honestly [+22] u/ervelee: After careful financial consultation, I can now retire at age 93 for 10 minutes. [+22] u/Liability049-6319: Bol frantically commenting “V!” before their manager at Burger King sees them on their phone [+22] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Strait still closed, oil refinery in Bahrain bombed, G7 decided they are not releasing reserves, and oil is going to go down? Sure thing boss. [+22] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: Glad I sold my puts for max loss right before it dumped [+22] u/politicalinvestor: Has Israel said thank you one time [+21] u/Swaggerpro: I want my extra hour of sleep back bro [+21] u/shindiggaa: buying calls last friday was not the play [+21] u/Country_Gravy420: VIX killing calls. Market killing puts. It's a good day to be on the sidelines [+21] u/OkRecommendation1040: This shit HAS to go down idgaf [+21] u/questionr: Doing nothing is consistently my best trade. [+21] u/Anonymustafar: Shits not rigged you’re just retarded man 😔 [+21] u/broke_person: Spy recovered over 2% overnight. How is this even real LMFAO [+21] u/CattleOk7674: Motherfucker tweets shit all the time outside market hours and TODAY he decides to drop this right before close. Impeech tf outa him already ffs [+20] u/dylansavillan: Let me guess, 2% premarket dump followed by a slow grind back to -0.5% close. Theta is the house and it always wins [+20] u/2c-b_day: ~~The DOW is over 50 000!!~~ ~~The DOW is over 49 000!!~~ ~~The DOW is over 48 000!!~~ ~~The DOW is over 47 000!!~~ The DOW is over 46 000!! [+20] u/gnanwahs: *TRUMP SAYS “I THINK THE (IRAN) WAR IS VERY COMPLETE, PRETTY MUCH" - CBS REPORTER ON X, CITING AN INTERVIEW LMAOOOOOO [+20] u/zeren1ty: If oil rebounds from here 🥭 will cement his “boy who cried wolf” status He’s tried it all “US navy will escort tankers through Hormuz “US government will insure the tankers” “Release the oil reserves” “War is pretty much over, I think” Not a single card left to play, let’s see how this works out for him [+20] u/Ble_h: You know what the most retarded thing is? China filled up there strategic reserve not knowing what would happen but the US, who started this retarded war, did not. We have a clown admin. [+20] u/Emilio___Molestevez: market was not exactly thriving before this round of retardation [+20] u/GoZukkYourself: Who bought puts at open? Show yourselves so I can laugh at you. [+20] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: Bers r fuk - said the bulls on another red day in another red week 😂 [+20] u/SarcasticTrumpet: It genuinely feels like every institution the past few years just does not care about hiding any corruption anymore, from the very top to the very bottom, politics, sports, businesses, markets, etc., the people driving the boat realized they can just do whatever they want and they dont have to hide anymore because everyone is in on it [+19] u/KomradeKruschenko: Buy puts > start a war > buy calls > say the war might be over soon > Buy puts > announce boots in the ground at 5:30 [+19] u/drpa1n: Iran is 4x the size of Afghanistan and its military is bigger than the entire Israeli population. They have spent 3 decades stockpiling weapons and are led by religious fanatics. Boots on the ground or nukes before they surrender [+19] u/Substantial-Use-2867: Nasdaq is about to flip green. What reality is this [+19] u/EnginrA: I guess SPY puts at open weren’t the move [+19] u/PositiveToe2761: Wasn’t the last draft Vietnam? And that was a complete shit show. Like if there was a rating of shit shows it was a 10/10. You had 18 year olds stranded in the jungle who ended up fragging. Now let’s redo that today with political propaganda turned up 10x and kids with even more mental problems [+19] u/Prestigious-Fix8154: I'm letting my 2yr old manage my portfolio. Can't do this shit anymore [+19] u/JakeSal10: Day trader son or thot daughter [+19] u/hey-coffee-eyes: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. Don't ask what mission, that's a nasty question and you're a nasty reporter. [+19] u/Brilliant_Object_847: War is over! Press (X) to doubt. [+19] u/throwawayanon1252: Trump speed Running fucking up the Economy so his billionaire buddies can buy more stuff cheap. As in buy more companies. Welcome to the oligarchy [+19] u/severed02: First move is gay. Wait for the 10am move, which is trans. [+18] u/31andnotdone: take a nap and see what happens to your positions time 🎲 🎲 [+18] u/KindlyTie6602: I love risking $4000 to make $250. Now please excuse me, I need to pick up those pennies I saw on the train tracks. [+18] u/pussinbuuts: Short term oil prices is a very small price to pay, ONLY POORS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY! -🥭 [+18] u/Nice-Difference8641: >oil falls in anticipation of taco Tuesday >mango sees oil fall, cancels taco Tuesday you heard it here first folks [+18] u/sierratangocharlie: Every single THAAD radar in the ME destroyed except Turkey, Tel Aviv getting hammered with less interceptions by the day, Bahrain in fucking flames with the Monarchy fleeing. I've seen like 2 different shaheds fly directly into hotels. Hezbollah playing Call of Duty Ghosts in the north, Houthis aren't even here yet. Iran and Israel having an oil field bomb-off. Israel carpet bombing Tehran so hard it's raining oil. China and Russia feeding targets. Green by close [+18] u/Neel_Crashkari: Smoking gas station dick pills out of a light bulb rn [+18] u/ThePokemon_BandaiD: "Mission accomplished" -George W Bush [+18] u/ripcord51: oil is stored in the balls [+18] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: Alright bers form an orderly queue to receive your “fooled again” pins [+18] u/Silverdollar475: Can someone explain why the market still believes everything positive that mango says even though we know he constantly lies [+18] u/Mellow_Toninn: Sweet Jesus what have the Rep*blicans done to my US Stock Exchange 😭 [+18] u/peterpeer9: MAGA be like "i thought we was just owning the libs, why am i being drafted to fightning them muslims" [+18] u/Concerned_Fanboy: Bibi told Mango once we dropped a couple bombs the streets would flood with protesters who would overthrow the regime and he would have a quick public win like Venezuela lmao played him like a fiddle(r on the roof) [+17] u/pleasestoptalkin: “It’s different this time” - WSB right before nothing happens again. [+17] u/Quick-Ad1830: Going back to bed. Stop changing the kucfing time [+17] u/According-Page8618: just your average -2,5% qqq to +0,3% intraday swing on no news [+17] u/Retaining-Wall: Fuckin lifting sanctions on Russia while they feed intel about the US to Iran is just max geopoliticuck. [+17] u/EatingRawOnion: Breaking: Trump admin raiding diddy compound for oil [+17] u/PushAble2463: I miss when nothing ever happened [+17] u/J-E-S-S-E-: IEA releasing 400 million barrels of reserve = 4 days of relief lmaooooooo [+17] u/SubduedWeed: Please come back sleepy Joe and Jpow [+17] u/silver0199: "Oh boy I can't wait to buy all my favorite stonks on sale!" The sale: .5% [+17] u/PushAble2463: People shorting oil less than two weeks into this shit are the same people who fought me over my claim that oil would surpass 90 usd a week ago. In contrast to your NVDA shares or whatever, people (industries) NEED oil and will pay almost anything for it to stay afloat. Unless something substantial happens (which realistically I can’t even come up with an example of atm) this is NOT the top. [+17] u/No_Return9449: >Prediction market bettors are increasingly expecting the U.S. economy to enter a recession this year. Yeah. No shit. Thanks, CNBC! [+17] u/orsomeshitidk: JD Vance was a little tattle tale bitch in elementary school and we all know it [+17] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I turned a -1.8k loss into only -180 so that's a win to me [+17] u/zeren1ty: 16% drop on oil in 30 mins because he said he “thinks” the war is over lmao This shit is like the tarrif circus v2 [+17] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: I panic-bought a tank of gas yesterday [+17] u/YeahYeah_S97: Trump holding a press conference post market. We are absolutely cooked [+17] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #SCOOP: 🌮 holding conference at 530pm announcing boots on the ground and cancellation of the midterm elections due to the Iran threat [+17] u/31andnotdone: never take profits always hold until close for maximum stress [+17] u/McKoijion: Trump killed the new Supreme Leader's father, mother, wife, and son. You think Khamenei will just let that slide? [+17] u/VampireDoggo: P diddy was on to something buying up all that oil god damn [+17] u/drigocien12: Who has the balls to short oil? [+17] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: So you bomb half the country, kill their leader and half the families and friends of the leftover leadership and have wasted alot to your defenses and the market truly believes Iran’s not going to retaliate any further? Might be the most retarded cope in cope history [+17] u/ahx3000: Short term pain long term gain. These MFs really tryna justify unaliving 150 school girls [+16] u/killainvest: Spy calls and oil puts. When the market is regarded be regarded’er. [+16] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: Whatever netanyahu has on the republicans must be some top shelf spicy blackmail for them to commit sepuku right before midterms. Like we can't even imagine the level of child diddling depravity thst was recorded in 4k by mossad. [+16] u/ten7four: Who's brent and where does he keep his oil [+16] u/isolated-cat: TRUMP SAYS “I THINK THE (IRAN) WAR IS VERY COMPLETE, PRETTY MUCH" - CBS REPORTER ON X, CITING AN INTERVIEW he is fucking scared of oil prices before midterm duh [+16] u/TheFiilu: TRUMP HAS BEEN SAYING US HAS WON EVERY DAY THIS IS LITERALLY NOT EVEN NEWS [+16] u/Silver_Charity: What’s insane is the leader of Iran was literally 86 years old. Yes he was evil, but how much longer did he have left realistically??? Old people starting wars against old people and screwing the rest of us. Insanity. [+16] u/brute-forced: What a fucking moron [+16] u/sushilee123: I can’t believe we have 2 1/2 more years of this bs. 🫩 [+16] u/beachsandwichen: Being a bear is so dumb [+16] u/br0botic: Being a bear is tough. Even when you’re right you still have to fight this fake and ghey market manipulation [+16] u/JakeSal10: Days like today are the ones you absolutely cannot miss on. I missed [+16] u/PNWPlayZ: pumping now and then going to drop like an MF during his actual presser [+16] u/unclefire: The very beautiful and excellent war is very complete. The completist, bestest, very powerful blow your shit up mosted bested war. Does this mf'er ever have a sentence without some form of superlative? [+16] u/New_Friend4023: 1 week into WW3. Start keeping a journal, kids might study you in class one day [+16] u/bigjimsribs: The panic in here is hilarious, we aren’t even halfway to correction territory [+16] u/31andnotdone: VIX is 31 and not done [+16] u/Junior-Ad-5076: Who tf believes Iran is attacking ny? Not even in Hollywood u see shit like that [+16] u/chewks: # lol green by noon. bears really thought. [+16] u/graavejrsdag: The amount of idiots calling for a BLACK MONDAY last night before i went to bed ahahhahahaha [+16] u/colinr813: This is manipulation to crush oil calls [+16] u/SoloOutdoor: Mango says, just fuckn send your tanker through dont be a pussy. Oh ok fatboy [+16] u/SquirtleStomp: Maybe the administration is really worried about climate change and theyre trying to curb carbon consumption, [+16] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: This is going to be lulz worthy tonight when someone asks him, and hes like "well from my perspective it's complete, but we might send in the 82nd tomorrow" [+16] u/hfbvm2: Straights of hummus has been closed for 10 days. Thats a 20 million barrel deficit. Unless they find 400 million barrels. Any quantity they release will be gobbled up immediately. Europoors will be riding bikes and horses. Bangladesh is out bidding them for LNG. [+16] u/Eur0stept: Damn it really is as easy as inversing this sub [+15] u/Val44x: Boomers really hate oil going up and seeing gas jump Everyone filling up their cars this morning is going to be talking about it and become war and oil experts suddenly [+15] u/halcyonmaus: 'Green by open' regards awfully quiet this morning [+15] u/awetfartruinedmylife: # BREAKING: NVIDIA GPUs WILL BYPASS HORMUZ STRAIT [+15] u/Calistaline: This is the year 2060. Ali Khamenei's great-grandson has been instated as Supreme Leader of Iran. Barron Trump is threatening to launch a Bigly Special Military Operation after Israeli PM warned him Iran might get nuclear weapons within 48 hours. Meanwhile, the Republican Majority in the House has subpoenaed Hillary's coffin in the middle of their investigation in the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal. [+15] u/stuffofftheroof: Green by close is crazy [+15] u/miss_L_fire: Damn it. Didn’t sell my calls in time. Better hold them til they’re worthless now [+15] u/whitewashedsyrian: Manipulation is insane cuz how do we go from -1.5% to flat as if nothings happened [+15] u/PositiveToe2761: So we’re pumping on 🥭saying war is over. While simultaneously saying he is considering taking over the strait of Hormuz. And how does he expect to do that? Boots on the ground. [+15] u/nyse25: IRAN TALKS GOING WELL [+15] u/hudson701: im surprised the market pumped so much, TACO always says dramatic over-the-top statements that never materialise and can't be taken seriously. Look what happened with Greenland. [+15] u/TowelOld743: War is over. Finally, Iran has democracy, well done guys, let's pack up and go home. [+15] u/Own_Arm_7641: Hormez to be renamed "strait of America" [+15] u/mr_stupid_face: When somebody says they are all cash I imagine they have a net worth of 3.50 [+15] u/Austin_Destroyer: I have very little interest in a crash unless it's followed by the word "bandicoot" [+15] u/bearhunter429: #Last night futures were down like -3% LMAO🤌 [+15] u/Paul_Robert_: If I were the Ayatollah, I would load up on calls, then announce that the strait is open. Then, I'd switch to puts and close it again 💀 [+15] u/KittyLover-7: Go check main page, someone just yolod 83k into NVDA 110 put expiring next month LMAO (this company is literally gonna deliver double their revenue of 45 billion last year summer by august / November this year) [+15] u/sloanemonroe: Bad GDP numbers, bad jobs report, bad inflation report, and now $100 oil. And the market is acting like everything is good. They are obviously propping this up. It should be illegal. [+15] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: Market is bullshit. Unhinged from reality. [+15] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Same playbook as last week. Bleed up today massive dump overnight into tomorrow. Lower highs lower lows. Just walking this shit down slowly to eat premiums and not create a massive crash [+15] u/bearhunter429: #Why did I have to be born LMAO🤌 [+15] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING NEWS: bol still retarded [+15] u/weewoowewoooo: Who’s making money in this fucked up market and why the fuck are you lying? Lmfaoooo [+15] u/ThePokemon_BandaiD: We bomb an oil field, strait is still closed, new ayatollah is motivated by revenge for his father, and oil futures are flat. Make it make sense [+15] u/slightly_visibleRibs: lmao bul lmao ber lmao bul lmao ber theta gang in the background: 🌚 [+15] u/Tadikif: mango said the war could be over soon to a reporter...lmfao... [+15] u/baadllama_ghost: i just want to say this out loud SPY went from -2.5% futes to +.75% on the day (so far) that is INSANE [+15] u/Numisko: When war against daylight saving time? [+15] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: This is cool and all but I’m still down bigly [+15] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: idk if I've ever seen this thread so bullish on a day that was still this red [+15] u/randomnameforme123: "Just buy calls on oil at open and buy puts on any etf its free money" Weekly reminder that WSB is the living representation of retail and too late to everything LMAO [+15] u/No-Significance-8934: Breaking: Jared Kushner announced as new Ayatollah. [+15] u/lobsterspider: Was there actual news or we just doing random shit [+15] u/derprondo: What they've done to bears is probably against the Geneva Convention. I almost feel bad for them. [+15] u/Nice-Difference8641: I don’t understand how mango can declare victory if the strait is still closed, and I don’t understand how a man whose entire family was just killed is willing to negotiate reopening so like what is happening? Do commodities traders see something I don’t? This seems like a really tenuous taco And if mango authorizes operations to reopen the strait, isn’t that an escalation? [+15] u/louis-debroglie: How are people this fucking stupid Announcing his desire for a quick end to the war is not the same as ending the war He's only playing to the Republican base who quickly soured on Operation Epic Retard [+14] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: Imagine getting drafted because King Whopper needs a big distraction from the fact all of our rich were eating babies and shit. I’m yelling bone spurs from the rooftops fuck daht [+14] u/EnginrA: This shit gonna be green by open you can’t make this up [+14] u/Haikoe: Does Iran think it’s complete? [+14] u/thec4nman: This is the smallest dip ever. I want a huge crash or a huge spike. Ramen or steak [+14] u/Traditional_Hair_453: GREEN EOD SAID EVERY RETARD. [+14] u/FullCopy: MadMax is now. Already ordered my semi wire the attached guitarist. [+14] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: it's wild how bullish the thread is this morning lol. I wish I could just turn the thinking part of my brain off like that [+14] u/AirwickS: We need to get off oil. US consumes 20% of global oil (yet we’re 4% of global population). Of that oil, 70% used for transportation. Frustrating. [+14] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Imagine thinking that oil’s just gonna drop right back down to 70 because the G7 has a zoom meeting LMAO [+14] u/cashflow_: ITS AN R SHAPED ECONOMY THE R IS FOR REGARDED [+14] u/Ihateporn2020: I don't think the strategic oil reserves release will be that helpful. Every country wants to keep their own reserves. [+14] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEARS ACTUALLY THOUGHT HAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHAH [+14] u/Devastaytah: Premiums so fucking high rn [+14] u/sleepygarner: I'm a crude oil community member now [+14] u/Micheal_Hancho: BREAKING: IRAN ACTIVATING SLEEPER CELLS Wait, so these guys are getting paid to sleep? 🤨 [+14] u/ihopethisworksfornow: >If we bomb Iran maybe the people will rise up >People did not rise up >Maybe we can get the Kurds to fight for us again? >Kurds tell us politely to fuck off >Maybe releasing the global oil reserves will stop all of this [+14] u/PablosCocaineHippo: BREAKING: Trump says talk with Iran are progressing thanks to special emissary Hawk Tuah girl [+14] u/OrdinaryMix4013: holy fuck this retard got scared of high gas prices lmao [+14] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Mango tomorrow: Nevermind the war isn’t over 📉 [+14] u/log1ck1717: Why do I feel like this is a bull trap [+14] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: It's going to come out that the cbs interview was like 4-5 days ago or some shit. [+14] u/DCrebuilds: Do you think he'd be waiting till after markets closed if he had positive news lol [+14] u/trumpdiego: ##WAR IS VERY COMPLETE [+14] u/PompeiiSketches: # NETANYAHU PUNCHING AIR RIGHT NOW LMAOOOO [+14] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Upvote if pump at open, downvote if dump [+14] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: G7 oil reserves opened just for another red day. Any more tricks left or are bulls all headed to the slaughterhouse 😂 [+14] u/Hot-Performancy: Holy green by close is NOT a meme [+14] u/Tay_Tay86: LMAO so you're telling me the G7 convened an emergency meeting when they saw oil go to 130. So oil backs off to 96, then the G7 decide at the meeting they don't need to release oil. LMAO. 🤌🤌🤌🤌 Oil going back to 130 [+14] u/WrexyWrex: we have 12 people making more than 4 billion people right now we have 19 people who have accumulated 2 trillion dollars in the last 2 years we have over 2 billion people who are food insecure right now i just don't see the end goal here [+14] u/astromouse2024: Release the Strait of Hormuz files right now [+14] u/early-retirement-plz: Should’ve just locked Khamanei into RDDT shares if they really wanted to see him suffer [+14] u/Sufficient-Aide6805: tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath wow [+14] u/Rohat19: so they just murked old gramps for the lolz? [+14] u/Concerned_Fanboy: Unironically Obama's fault. If he doesnt get elected, we dont have the crazy white nationalist backlash that spawns the tea party, Q anon and the rapist currently in the white house. [+14] u/Gorm_the_Old: ✅ Big drop at open ✅ Pump through the mid day ✅ Muddle through early afternoon ✅ Drop into the close ✅ See you tomorrow [+13] u/---Right--Tackle---: Having two kids under 4 is literal hell [+13] u/awetfartruinedmylife: are the libs owned yet? [+13] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Iranian launch intensity has collapsed. ~90% decline in drones and missiles. Bullish. Lol [+13] u/GuyFaulks77: It was all fun and games joking about spy closing green when futures were 2% red, but this isn’t funny anymore [+13] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: chat is moving so fast no one will see this IM GAY [+13] u/JugoShvili: The market can stay retarded for longer than you can stay retarded [+13] u/trainwreck001: CONCEPT OF A FRAMEWORK. LOL [+13] u/IndependentAd4613: War is over cuz I said so [+13] u/sm04d: He really wants to move onto Cuba next [+13] u/Dull-Tea8669: Bro is capping so hard. Got caught with his pants down holding calls. War will be back on the menu tomorrow after he flips to puts today at close [+13] u/puffinnbluffin: Market gonna rip my balls off today and shove them up my ass [+13] u/SoloOutdoor: What's in your wallet? Nothing, there's nothing [+13] u/amplaoumplasD: That was the biggest crash of all time bers promised us this morning? 😭 [+13] u/Dategmiot: Turns out crippling the world energy supply isn't so great for the economy, who knew? [+13] u/SupremeCripple_: There is no recession in ba sing se [+13] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: LMAO Bulls actually thought [+13] u/PocaMadre69: They’re just throwing money at SPY trying to buy the dip and stem the bleeding For what? Just let it go let the market sell off Bunch of losers [+13] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Against my better judgment, puts here despite the candle and the drop. Bulls are going to run out of their Strategic Copium Reserves before the Oil Reserves runs out [+13] u/Screamdaditty: Moves all night, trades flat during the day. How exciting [+13] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Bulls celebrating on a -1% day so far is interesting to say the least [+13] u/BrokeDickRizz: The puts I sold 15 minutes ago have lost 2/3rds value. Good luck retard [+13] u/Independent_Term5790: Everything is going back up, reddit is tanking. The world is healing [+13] u/Ecstatic_Love4691: I was told black Monday [+13] u/puffinnbluffin: King of selling winners early and letting losers run into the ground 👑🤡 [+13] u/neo-futurism: stopping putting urself in ber bol boxes. Get screwed by market both sides please. [+13] u/Valkorion335786: Pls Ber I have a family 🙁 [+13] u/itsnotthatbad21: Don’t worry everyone the huge spike in oil costs will surely not impact the ability of consumer spending surely [+13] u/Tay_Tay86: Saudi Arabia has begun to shut down oil fields -wsj [+13] u/TriggeredGuy001: Gained 1k in paper trading on Friday, lost 20k in real money today [+13] u/orsomeshitidk: I feel bad for the youths today who are never gonna know what a damn *hopeful* time it was in like 2010. Shit didn’t used to feel this way. [+13] u/Jacobpapi: You are the best for the news guys, what happened? [+13] u/TheOldRamDangle: This is the dumbest fucking shit ever [+13] u/Aggravating_Fix4969: bought gas yesterday at the highs.. bought puts today at the lows. fuck my worthless retard life [+13] u/Silverdollar475: Literally the fakest market possibly conceivable [+13] u/BunsMcCheeks: This is literally just him manipulating with headlines again since the markets were looking rough. He values that over literally everything. Idk how more ppl havent caught onto this. [+13] u/McKoijion: Trump really saw George W. Bush's Mission Accomplishment moment and decided he wanted one too. [+13] u/zeusbox: Puts right here. You just know he's gonna go off the rails in the presser. [+13] u/jjlee27: i ended the war by selling off my positions at the bottom. wheres my thank you. [+13] u/log1ck1717: Wow oil was a few cents from 120 before the drop. Reminds me of silver before you know... [+13] u/djln491: If you like shorting oil here you’ll love it at 130/brrl [+13] u/Bam2458: Uhh why doesn’t everyone in the world just WFH and drive an EV? Are they stupid? [+13] u/AbbreviationsOne7257: if you don't buy calls now, are you even straight? [+13] u/TheOriginalBIG: SPY really does have regard strength holding on for this long with oil over $100 [+13] u/LumpyShock9656: https://preview.redd.it/1dgf1x4vz0og1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee3299899da3dac3848532541b5569b346f54829 [+13] u/PocaMadre69: I swear markets were down almost 3% overnight What happened, 400units of euro oil and the world is saved? [+13] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Boy things sure are looking healthy [+13] u/OrdinaryMix4013: bro is out golfing again on a monday while the country pays 6 bucks a gallon [+13] u/KindlyTie6602: The whole stock market is literally uninvestable. Mostly because I don’t have any money left. [+13] u/TeamDisrespect: Apparently if you want to be a bear you have to be a night bear.. because being a day bear is financially disastrous [+13] u/gentlesandwich: Big thanks to all the retail apes buying SPY puts right now. You're the reason we're going back up [+13] u/SarcasticTrumpet: I just want it all to burn on principle at this point [+13] u/Fire-Lion6: i think we may have set up a system where the markets are physically incapable of falling ever again. we'll nuke ourselves to extinction and the last evidence of our existence is gonna be a SP500 stock ticker being traded higher and higher by AI [+13] u/cannythecat: 🥭 doing a press conference after market close. It's taco Tuesday tomorrow. Is he gonna declare mission accomplished and announce he's withdrawing? [+13] u/Fkn1v1mem8: Lost all my gains from last week. Being retarded sucks [+13] u/cannythecat: What if the press conference is not TACO, but him announcing more tariffs on everyone for not helping the US more with the conflict. [+13] u/PushAble2463: Finished work for today. You guys can log out and chill, I’ll monitor the situation closely for the next 8 hours. [+13] u/Glock7enteen: After covid imma stop trading, get a gf and start going to the gym [+13] u/scooterhomeimprover: So is the plan to just have the worst midterm election performance in history? [+13] u/Automatic-Mountain45: war being a pump&dump is a new strategy I wasn't aware of. Impressive. [+13] u/Deadsea3132: Bro started a war, killed the supreme leader, only for the supreme leader to be the former supreme leader’s son. Then he declares the war complete. Only 🌮 [+13] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: 18 hours ago hegseth said and I quote "This is only the beginning" [+13] u/KomradeKruschenko: Holy Bull trap. Imagine pumping because one side of the war said it'll be over soon 😭 [+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #BREAKING: NVIDIA HAS CONFIRMED GPUS can be used to fill up your gas tank. nvidia to 500 EOW. [+12] u/swenau01: Did the money printer get turned on? or is the panic over [+12] u/DCHamar: When I thought green by close I was actually just meming [+12] u/ryanmcstylin: Last night when futes were down over 2% somebody said it would open down 1% then climb to green. Pretty good call [+12] u/McKoijion: * The world consumes 100 million barrels of oil per day. * 20 million barrels moved through the The Strait of Hormuz each day before Iran closed the strait. * Oil prices spiked to nearly $120 per barrel. * G7 nations aka the US and Europe are going to jointly release 300-400 million barrels of oil from strategic reserves. That's 25% of the total 1.2 billion barrels in reserve. This why the market is up right now. * 300 million barrels covers 15 days. 1.2 billion covers 60 days. * The US and Israel sneak attacked Iran on Saturday, February 28 (when markets were closed). Iran closed the Strait immediately afterwards. We're on day 10 of the war. * Trump and Israel win if Iran surrenders quickly. Iran wins if they can turn this into long term war of attrition. The American people lose in either case. [+12] u/slightly_visibleRibs: If you wanna make trading fun again turn off live data and use the free 20 minute delayed option prices [+12] u/WSB-mods-are-: War. War never changes. No seriously WAR is the same price it was last month. [+12] u/saintmitchy: Literally the EXACT FUCKING MOMENT I BOUGHT PUTS ARE YOU KIDDING ME [+12] u/CalRippedken: Greenest market crash in history [+12] u/sloanemonroe: He was just spouting off his mouth in a phone interview. He doesn’t even know what he said and it will probably be walked right back. [+12] u/TheFiilu: How fucking retarded is the market? Trump has been saying he's won already every single day, there is literally nothing new here [+12] u/Scared_Painter8356: Officially a millionaire [+12] u/LadderAdmirable: 650 open tomorrow when all this is revealed to be fake news lmao [+12] u/Maximum_Light409: please Orange don't say shit in overnight i'm total bullish rn [+12] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Today I am ending the war in Iran, but Im also announcing that I am gay, so I couldn't possibly be in those Epstein files!   -🥭 [+12] u/chainerection: Did HIMS just stop the war? [+12] u/Val44x: NOTHING GETS BOOMERS MORE JITTERY THAN A GOOD OL FASHION MIDDLE EAST OIL SCARE 70s 80s 90s 00s 20s [+12] u/mechajlaw: It's just going to be -0.5% day after day so the bears don't actually make any money. [+12] u/orsomeshitidk: Investing in .308 ammo and sealed bags of rice [+12] u/Pereise1: Lol they're trying so hard to suppress the price of oil today [+12] u/MasterElite1: >France Says G-7 Is Not There Yet on Releasing Oil Stockpiles They need to devalue their debt. [+12] u/voidedhip: AHHHH fucked on calls and puts, classic! [+12] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Nothing ever happens unless its overnight and premarket omg [+12] u/Commercial-District1: $10k in spy puts expiring today. Down 25%. If I sell, that fucker is going to drop like a rock [+12] u/voidedhip: this is insane, markets fucking rigged [+12] u/scooterhomeimprover: Why do gas stations immediately reprice? The gas sitting in their tanks is 50% cheaper from when they bought it in bulk. [+12] u/Thotmas01: I should’ve known we were safe when the dancing bear gif hit the hot section last night. [+12] u/Effective_Throat6127: Bers all of that for a drop of blood ? [+12] u/kodaksdad2020: Oil just blew a 27-3 lead [+12] u/pineapplekiwipen: SPY actually about to end green you can't make this shit up [+12] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Bols when they're winning: I'm clearly the superior being and my intellect is a force you could never hope to compete with 😏 Bears when they're winning: AHH OH MY GOD 😱😰 WHAT'S THE FUCK JESUS CHRIST NO AHHH 🫨🫨 Bears are way funnier and bols are smug and annoying [+12] u/Bam2458: Obviously the biggest dip occurred last night when most of us couldn’t buy it. [+12] u/hallett21: It’s gonna give it all back lol [+12] u/PositiveEdge4361: The poverty line starts wherever I stand [+12] u/neo-futurism: Face ripping rally incoming [+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #🌮: My son Barron just bought more USO calls idk i didnt tell him anything, but he may be on something! [+12] u/ten7four: At least shiny rocks can be nice to look at. Why would people ever want a bunch of black goo [+12] u/big_chestnut: actually i think today was a bull trap, full port puts [+12] u/SlyCooper007: BEARS TALKED SO MUCH SHIT OVER THE WEEKEND LMAO [+12] u/SergeantThreat: Did the new ayatollah convert to Christianity or something? [+12] u/nadoterisback: Bears in absolute shambles that death and destruction might stop soon. [+12] u/codydog125: War is over as sirens are blaring in Tel Aviv [+12] u/InvestingAcc16727: Anyone who saw how overnight trading opened last night knows how insane this is [+12] u/jez124: If the war isnt over and it escalates further this market is completely stupid. [+12] u/Accomplished-Mango92: “The war is very complete, pretty much” THESE WORDS WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY [+12] u/JakeSal10: 🥭 gonna fuck around and say the war is nearly over cuz we’re gonna hit a full scale invasion [+12] u/StyleActual2773: The 🌮 will say anything [+12] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: "Very complete pretty much" Man in charge of the nuclear football folks [+12] u/rioferdy838: Orange man better tweet something to pump [+12] u/Val44x: Spy hanging out at exactly 666.00 is pretty hilarious ngl [+12] u/Specialist_Fig9458: RIP The great bull run of 9:30-9:33 😔✊ [+12] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: I just saw someone tell a 27 year old that he looked great for his age… [+12] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: Rip the great 10 min bull run of 2026 😂 back to your regularly scheduled dumping. [+12] u/Liability049-6319: Trump is currently in tears driving around Kyiv begging Zelensky to pick up the phone and tell him how to shoot down shahed drones. [+12] u/justanotheredditttor: I guess I'm working for free this week [+12] u/---Right--Tackle---: #i spend money like I actually make it rather than lose it every day 🤡 [+12] u/AngryGranny1992: Taiwan will run out of fuel in 11 days. Korea in under a month. Last night, FT reported that the G7 countries are considering releasing oil reserves, potentially as much as 400 million barrels, as oil prices are skyrocketing in an effort to buy time, but this won't last. The G7 countries have \~1.2 billion barrels of crude oil reserves, which is equivalent to \~60 days of oil flows through the Strait of Hormuz. 400 million barrels can supply roughly 20 days worth of Strait of Hormuz oil flows. But, it's a risk. If the war rages on once these stockpiles are depleted, the world would enter an unprecedented energy crisis. And with the escalations of the Israeli's and USA committing humanitarian crimes bombing over 20 hospitals in iran, water desalination plants, oil plants and refineries, killing 165 children and their supreme religious leader, shit is not going to stop. The only way this stops is a full surrender by USA and probably sanctions lifted on Iran and trillions in reparations. [+12] u/Fit-Opportunity5477: I’m so excited for the market to open in 4 minutes! [+12] u/MarcoPolooooo: -5% day today. I think I should take the rest of week off. ✌️ [+12] u/Ceyenne18: US not participating in today's attack. mango must have shitted his pants when oil went ballistic. [+12] u/dash_trash4255: Most of us are just exit liquidity [+12] u/vee1rot8: Never fucking trust the futes [+12] u/Hellmale: The ships are not moving at Hormuz but Crude price moving down😂😆😝 [+12] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: I just lost $150 trading SPY 0DTE I feel sick to my stomach [+12] u/x2eliah: Fkin ONDS. How can you possibly be a drone x defence oriented stock making contracts, in the middle of TWO drone-prominent wars, and drill every single godddamn day [+12] u/kal14144: In a way this is the great regard war [+12] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: black monday am i right boys [+12] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Lmao “very complete, pretty much” is all it takes [+12] u/Impossible-Bus1: We put a rug pull in your rug pull, so you can pull rugs whilst pulling rugs! [+12] u/Kabrosif: I’m way more confused than I was last night that’s for sure. I’m glad the War is over and there will be no repercussions whatsoever from Iran after we attacked them. [+12] u/brute-forced: Only one tanker has passed through the Strait of Hormuz in the last week. That suggests the most severe disruption to global energy markets is unfolding right now.. The time required to restart shipments will be minor compared to the time needed to restart oil wells that were shut down after storage filled and extraction had to be halted.. we are all fucked, we just do not know it yet. Electric vehicles are going to moon the longer this takes [+12] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: It took me 6 years to not to fall for bull/bears traps. I made easy 3k on swings today and I'm out. [+12] u/d33p7r0ubl3: What about regardmaxxing [+11] u/Madsen13140: Nothing to see here. Going back to /r latinas [+11] u/tika_dengu: UK has only two days of gas reserves 🤡 [+11] u/ihopethisworksfornow: I smell some bullshit I closed my puts +200% [+11] u/Kinnema: Bers are fked HAHA - while being down 40% as a bull :( [+11] u/slightly_visibleRibs: just got margin approved, time to make them regret their decision [+11] u/potato111a: BERS WERE REAL CONFIDENT LAST NITE LMAO 🤌 is 650 in the room with us? [+11] u/Creative-Package6213: 🥭 Speaking after market close. I ain't touchin shit... [+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #IS THE PRESSER GONNA BE AT THE 4 SEASONS LAWN GARDEN MOTEL LMAOOOO [+11] u/HanzDiamond: Oil, that is. Black gold. Texas Tea. [+11] u/Affectionate_Cook455: Market going up because he says he has a plan. ROFL 🥭 🌮 [+11] u/BerryExpress: lmao i love how WSJ just changed SURGE to RETREAT regarding oil prices on their main page without literally changing anything else in the article [+11] u/pink_ego_box: The PDF file/evil NYC landlord/typical James Bond villain you guys voted twice for as president sent SPY to 666. Do you need any more evidence that he's the antichrist? [+11] u/pleasestoptalkin: Bad news over the weekend -> bunch of top wsb posts about the market crashing -> green by noon [+11] u/Little_Top3815: my face id not working because i crying [+11] u/whyshw: Ok. It’s apparent it’s mostly bears in here [+11] u/ILoveTheAtomicBomb: If we close green, nothing is real [+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: This is so fucking lame like at least let us tank so we can buy up again [+11] u/WingedScapula420: Can someone give me a heads up when we hit the bottom, thanks [+11] u/OkRecommendation1040: Worst week since April [+11] u/AngryGranny1992: Man looking at this sub, and how people are still saying to buy the dip, etc. makes me feel more confident in my puts. Keep buying the dip guys ahahahah [+11] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Oh so spy is like 100% going green huh [+11] u/FelixMumuHex: but dey said Repubtards fix da economies? [+11] u/Brief_Introduction78: Man I'm starting to feel depressed [+11] u/Chlo-Motion: We need JPOW more than ever but 🥭 is still gonna put one of his cronies at the Fed to lower rates and nuke his own economy. Smh [+11] u/Stop_The_Rain: AAPL picked the wrong time to announce a load of cool shit! [+11] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: polymarket recession odds went from 20 to 32% [+11] u/PigletBaseball: Will you make fun of me if I fell for it again [+11] u/dataCollector42069: who is buying even lol [+11] u/Far-Requirement9180: I risked 20k to make fiddy dalla, we’re not the same lol [+11] u/scooterhomeimprover: We may be witnessing the setup for one of the largest rug pulls in American history [+11] u/brannock_: -2.5% premarket with +30% oil and it gets instantly vaporized by the market makers lol Didn't even make it to noon before they deliberately annihilated all your options [+11] u/2020isgreat: I personally think it is very selfish for these oil tanker captains to not risk their lives [+11] u/aletrn: Sold at the bottom bought at the top ama [+11] u/dorkstafarian: There's people with PhDs in economics who have to make sense of this market. [+11] u/mankey21: A watched option gains no value [+11] u/dokutarodokutaro: How about you invest in texting your mom once in a while? [+11] u/scooterhomeimprover: Greenest day of 2026 [+11] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Poor little bears wishing failure on businesses end up being failures themselves 🤡 [+11] u/Outside_Empty: How is this even possible? A 5-year double major in finance and applied mathematics degree means fuck all. You can't play this market rationally. Pick a side and dive, I guess. fuck [+11] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: so quadrupling down on puts was not the move huh [+11] u/6hchill: so let me guess all of you bought puts at open and held till now right?🫡 [+11] u/givemethestars000: The US's tomahawk missile hit a school like a gta mission failure [+11] u/Star_Lord924: What the fuck is going on now. Did something else fucking happen [+11] u/J-E-S-S-E-: 🥭 new conference after market closed. PUTS [+11] u/Boheed: congrats to everyone who bought the dip and then experienced Dip Part 2 [+11] u/Yousoldmetohigh: How to does oil drop 15% in 8 hours? [+11] u/ebitdasga: Imagine bagholding oil that you bought for $119 on the overnight market. [+11] u/hioman01: CEO of oil better announces a deal with OpenAI [+11] u/Me-Regarded: Ber this, bol that. Can't we all just cum together? [+11] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: People were unironically posting Circuit Breaker levels at open [+11] u/broke_person: Bears are nasty. They would rather lose 20k on their 401k but gain 2k on their Puts. [+11] u/All_FIREdUp: Recessions give us the best memes and if that means that millions lose their jobs and homes and bright futures then that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make [+11] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Too much economic data coming this week and market still isn’t sure about the Fed path or inflation. Flat because retail buying the dip on heavy volume + big boys aren’t quite willing to dump yet. We’re still in the “this might be fucked” phase, not the “I can see on a spreadsheet that we are currently fucked” phase. [+11] u/LearnNewThingsDaily: A quote from dear leader 🤣😂😆 regarding the surge in oil prices "I have a plan" A quote from Mike Tyson regarding plans "everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" My personal quote " when has any 70 plus year ever had a good plan about anything at that age, except going to country kitchen buffet" 🤣😂😆 [+11] u/orsomeshitidk: Would love some of this insider info, anyone got the signal chat [+11] u/tugrulthelol: Holy fucking shit, we're ripping up and on gigantic volume compared to the rest of the day as well, the true meaning of power hour [+11] u/ShankThatSnitch: That Trump tweet was worth $500-600 Billion in S&P market cap alone. [+11] u/zeren1ty: 30% drop on oil in not even 24 hours lmao Ofc it’s during market hours when 🥭 barks to the wall [+11] u/GeoBro3649: Lol lets destabilize the entire region on a whim, then backtrack once oil prices break $110 a barrel. Do you think they will just stop attacking US bases after they elected a hardliner, after you murdered his entire family? 🥭 what an absolute fucking moron. [+11] u/DiamondHands667: Finally making some progress. 2026: +$461.86 2025: -$54,674.96 [+11] u/TokiAsuma: That was a fun 15 min. We need more of these. Volatility all over the place is what makes trading so fun [+11] u/SoloOutdoor: Oil tanker will probably take an rpg tonight, sink right in the middle of the straight and block it [+11] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: ‘War is very complete’ NOW WATCH THIS DRIVE! [+11] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Yeah TACO needs approval from his boss for this one. We all know he doesnt like stock numbers going down but this is above his rank [+11] u/Key_Journalist_36982: Mango dipshit has a press conference at 5:30 and he's basically going to come out say this: Ive made a deal, the best deal ever, the most amazing deal you have ever seen, people say its the best deal ever, no one has ever seen a deal like this. We are getting all their oil, every drop, they are giving it to us and the war is over. And it wont matter that its all complete bullshit and that the Iranians made no deal for oil. And the Iranians can even come out and say we didnt make any deal, but the US mainstream press just wont reporit and then everyone in Trumps base will go "yeah we won". And that will be it. This is honestly twilight zone shit. But guaranteed this is what will happen. [+11] u/civillyRange: Imagine US and Israel declare victory and then Iran blows up a test nuke right out in the open 🤡 [+11] u/orsomeshitidk: No one talks about the pain of losing your morning gas station checkout lady without even a goodbye 😔 [+11] u/rawdigga: no matter what happens today, it's just money [+11] u/Kickboy21: Made 4k in one day selling puts to retarded bears [+11] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: This is purely Feds and MMs saving the market after Asian markets got flushed, never bet against the printer [+11] u/OkRecommendation1040: Absolutely untradeable last 2 weeks absolutely fucking 0 intraday movement [+11] u/Axonum: SNDK just went from 480 to 570 lol [+11] u/Neader: Constantly pinging between it's so over and we're so back [+11] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Bers vanished to the shadow realm 🫡 [+11] u/AvocadoPurees: Well thanks fuck I overslept today [+11] u/Traditional_Hair_453: I am one of the many bears that got liquidated today. AMA. [+11] u/JayRoo83: Just another boring +/- 0.25% day 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱 [+11] u/StrifeRaZoR: You guys ready to range between 670 and 660 for the next six months? So goddamn exciting... [+11] u/ByahhByahh: Kirkland Signature Crude Oil [+11] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: SPY $200p looking shaky [+11] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: imagine being so unpopular the market sells off before each of your speeches 🍊 🗑️ [+11] u/MLBBGuideWriter: drinking non alcoholic beers is like eating out your cousin, it tastes the same but it’s just wrong [+11] u/brannock_: It is just nonstop lies to prop up the market left and right The strait is still closed Pissrael is being bombed this very moment [+11] u/Terrible_Act688: 🥭 says war is very complete as air sirens blast in Tel Aviv. What a 🤡 [+11] u/weewoowewoooo: Imagine this shit crashes again over night lmfaooooo [+11] u/MrRutin: 4hrs ago they talk about opening the taps to reserve oil and now it's all Gucci hahhaha ok yea man [+11] u/TheOriginalBIG: I feel like 🥭is gonna rally the markets with some BS this press conference post market close - that or we're all getting drafted [+11] u/_UFOctopus: Yall know what happens on Tuesdays, right? There's a method to the madness, and there is a reason for this pump... idk what I'm talking about [+10] u/Top-Sir-1215: Just be honest with yourselves none of this is gonna matter in 2 months(to the market) it’s just people with leverage getting wiped out [+10] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Today we end green. We are all tired of this shit [+10] u/fenton7: Some regard bought oil futures at $114 last night. That's going to be fun being forced to take delivery in October, at $114, when things have cooled down and crude is back at $40. The ultimate bagholder. [+10] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Shout out to everyone who goes into a job that isn’t paying worth the shit and now having to pay more for gas money. Hopefully this spike doesn’t last long for you guys. CEOs who hate their wife and kids will do anything but let people WFH. [+10] u/ten7four: Feels like we pump at open just to dump back to something like -2% by the end of the day [+10] u/swenau01: lol at all of the "green by open" [+10] u/dsubpo: are egg prices down yet? [+10] u/All_FIREdUp: Dude is speed running a Republican extinction lmaoo. RIP in November to all but the deepest of red districts. [+10] u/All_FIREdUp: Guys guys…chill. I’m sure our leaders have a very clear plan and strategy in place and this will all be over very soon! [+10] u/Silver_Charity: I know I’ve reached a state of delusion when I look at my stock portfolio and think “nice, this stock is only down another 3.5% today instead of 5% like Friday” 😊 [+10] u/HonestScar7176: Didn’t this same setup happen Friday and we crashed into close or am I tripping? [+10] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Oil fell off a cliff. Gas will be free tomorrow and every filled tank will come with a mediocre lot lizard handy [+10] u/AMX_revue: Ber mass extinction event [+10] u/keepcalm0804: Why do I feel it’s gonna dump hard tomorrow. This looks like the same set up as last week where Monday, we moon and Tuesday we dump hard. [+10] u/MoreOutcome8541: You know how in zombie movies they always have a scene where the horde rushes of a cliff? That’s how I imagine everyone who is rushing into this bull trap rn [+10] u/ballmode: This market wont die [+10] u/cbusoh66: Did you buy calls at open, son? [+10] u/skin_flute_player: Some of you regards don’t seem to understand. The market is not locked in the room with you, you’re locked in the room with the market. [+10] u/Traditional_Hair_453: My wife will be disgusted to see the loss today. [+10] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: I have never seen a place with so many weak men. [+10] u/McKoijion: The US, Israel, and the Gulf States went first and destroyed a bunch of stuff in Iran. Now they're trying to get a ceasefire before Iran takes its turn. Even if Trump claims Mission Accomplished, there's no way Iran is going to open the Strait of Hormuz. [+10] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Trump just hit us with the “trust me bro”. [+10] u/dogs_and_stuff: bulls, we're meeting at Chili's tonight to celebrate with tripple dippers and margaritas. [+10] u/SuffiecientSapian: Holy fuck did the war just end [+10] u/JafarFromAfar2: 2 week special military operation that ends in Iran perpetually flinging missiles at its neighbors and a younger Ayatollah. Mission accomplished! [+10] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Believing the war is over just because of a "it's pretty much complete" is so reminiscent of Bush's "Mission accomplished" that was followed by nearly 8 years of war. [+10] u/reactzzzz: how much did Barron profit from this pump hmm [+10] u/baconography: If gold could stop acting like it's a risk-on asset that is mined in the Middle East, that would be greaaat [+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Stonks have recovered so much it's like nothing even happened last night [+10] u/Coley44: Gonna be so silly when this pumps to 672 today, 678 tuesday, moves sideways wednesday before dumping down to 650 by Friday close LMAO [+10] u/Bam2458: Dude on CNBC just called it “Epic Furry” [+10] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Not even joking I'm kinda thinking 🥭 is gonna skip boots on the ground and just nuke 👁🏃‍♂️ [+10] u/WingedScapula420: Operation Epstein Distraction ain’t going too hot, huh [+10] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Just woke up, time to check my port premarket and it's gone [+10] u/Just_Learned_This: Did not expect it to be this bullish in here. [+10] u/jonneh: # Free my 🥷 Sleepy Joe 😭😭 [+10] u/Basis_404_: If strategic petroleum reserve releases are already on the table to stabilize prices that seems like it’s a bad thing not a good thing [+10] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: LATHERING MYSELF IN *OIL* 🫴🛢️ [+10] u/Concerned_Fanboy: 0% chance corn wasnt invented by the CIA [+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Imagine unironically thinking “yeah these guys have got it under control” LMAO [+10] u/Icy-Guide7976: If we still had quaaludes none of this would’ve happened 😔 [+10] u/saintmitchy: That's right, stupid Bols. Keep buying. What can go wrong? I'm sure we hit ATH today! [+10] u/dontslambro: Why would Bush do this to us? [+10] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: I haven't had a single comment in any feed of mine telling me to zoom out yet. 600 here we come. [+10] u/ResidentPack4103: US 🌮 has already begun listen to the rhetoric...last night was oil top and stock bottom 🥭comes out soon and says we've obliterated Iran's military mission accomplished [+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Once in a blue moon I’m actually good at this shit. There is not a blue moon today LMAO [+10] u/throwawayainteasy: Everyone here was saying buying puts at open was stupid because a drop was already priced in an futures are always wrong and blah blah blah. That convinced me. I bought puts at open and I'm already up 30%. Inversing WSB literally never fails. [+10] u/2020isgreat: Bol had 2 days last week to get out but too retarded very sad [+10] u/ten7four: RDDT gives no fucks which way this market's going. Just goes down regardless LOL [+10] u/whydouhatemecablegod: the voices in my head lied to me [+10] u/jjervv: War is over? Or they’re just waiting for me to buy? [+10] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: quadrupled down on 0dte spy puts, all cash now in puts - this may be the downfall if the port [+10] u/Evander85: I hear the dump a comin’ it’s rollin round the bend [+10] u/jeffynihao: In hindsight, I really was dumb for thinking markets wouldn't go down after a friggin war with an oil state. This time is actually different. $100 oil, negative jobs report, infinite timeline on war, tariffs probably coming back, epstein files still not going away, trump probably going to steal the election. [+10] u/virtual_billionaire: Why am I feeling a big correction is imminent [+10] u/bumdaysg: i think its bullish that the guy in charge of Iranian uranium recently had his whole family killed by the people whose markets we are bullish on [+10] u/FindingZen4: Open the damn Strait [+10] u/Frosty_Dig4148: The universe exists with the sole purpose of fucking with my portfolio. [+10] u/FFElite93: Bers were calling for $300 oil last night lmao [+10] u/WallStreetBetsCALLSS: # WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OVERNIGHT BERS? # "IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE BOTTOM YOU'RE RETARDED" # "STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS A GLOBAL ISSUE" # "OIL WILL CAUSE INFLATION, IT'S OVER FOR SPY" [+10] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I keep screaming “this pump is cope!” And the line keeps going up. If you want me to continue my services, I expect atleast 10% of your call gains today [+10] u/kerrykingzgo-T: BREAKING: The gulf of Whoremoose has been renamed to the Gulf of America 2.0. Everyone given 1 Bible and 1 🥭 shitcoin as a token of our appreciation. Thank you for your attention to this matter! [+10] u/HomeMadeToast: I fucking knew buying oil puts at open was the play and I even commented that but didn’t cause I’m a huge bitch [+10] u/WallofNarwhal: I’m a ber, but this is objectively hilarious [+10] u/Kickboy21: Bers bought puts when VIX was at 35 🫵🏻🤡🫵🏻 [+10] u/johndsmits: Biznews just speculated Treasury/Bessett could be shorting oil and why prices holding at 90-100, mind the markets going positive. I would not be surprised UST doing offensive moves like that, afterall it's a econ war too. Problem is that the biznews wonk said "what happens if UST is given a margin call" (yikes). [+10] u/soad1331: Can't believe there's people out here praying for more bad news just to make a few bucks. I'm people [+10] u/givemethestars000: Never once in my life was I ready to hear "Tehran is getting bombed so hard it's raining oil". But here we are... in history. [+10] u/Poor_Life-choices: "When at first you dont succeed, double , triple and quadruple down until youre out of margin" - Lao Tzu [+10] u/McKoijion: Iran is like a turtle that has clamped down on a major artery and cutoff 20% of the world's blood flow. The US keeps trying to bash it to death, but it can't because it has massive mountains as a shell. Bombs, bunker busters, and even nukes can't penetrate mountain bunkers. [+10] u/Star_Lord924: Fuck you market makers. I hope you choke on a fuckin slab of dick. [+10] u/zestykite: doubled down on oil here. this is my last shot. down 20% today. [+10] u/weewoowewoooo: Oil sky rockets and the best we can get is -.33% on spy? LMAOO [+10] u/KingRegardothe2nd: >Looksmaxxing is an online subculture focused on maximizing physical attractiveness, primarily among young men. Popularized on TikTok and forums, it ranges from "softmaxxing" (skincare, grooming) to dangerous "hardmaxxing" (bone smashing, plastic surgery). While promoting self-improvement, it is criticized for promoting body dysmorphia and extreme, sometimes harmful, methods to alter facial features.  Drop the bomb we are done here [+10] u/get_da_maney: So… puts for tomorrow? Lmao [+10] u/Purple_String_7169: Do we hold puts overnight again this week? It actually worked last week 😂 [+10] u/rottenfence: Line goes up quickly.. first thing I do is check here to see what happened [+10] u/imlockedoutagain: 4:16 PM: Actually, we're dropping some more bombs. Thank you for your intention on this matter! [+10] u/dingusmingus2222: ROFL, that was amazing. That candle hit a minute after I bought a put. You're welcome. [+10] u/McKoijion: Lol, I'm buying so many stock puts and oil calls right now. Trump's TACO isn't going to save markets if Iran continues to choke the Strait of Hormuz. [+10] u/pourhouse: His friends bought calls. I guarantee it. [+10] u/Squirr3I: Watch the war go on for another month and trump just said that to pump the market. [+10] u/baadllama_ghost: aaaand the gap is filled, no more gaps [+10] u/SergeantThreat: The new supreme leader doesn’t even need to change the name on the office door and we’re acting like regime change happened [+10] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: God dude I can’t emphasize enough how trash this market is [+10] u/awetfartruinedmylife: do RDDT posts get physically transported through the Hormuz strait [+10] u/GokuVerde: They expect one of us in the wreckage brother. [+10] u/Lapidated_Llama: I’m finally un banned after my week long ban from Reddit 🎉🔥🤪 [+10] u/itsnotshade: Bears praying for destruction and economic desperation to save their puts [+10] u/TomorrowSavings7579: #I LOVE ME SOME HUEY LEWIS & THE NEWS [+10] u/Boondocs999: I guess it’s a good time to be full port GameStop [+10] u/trainwreck001: WHITE HOUSE CONSIDERING DRAFT WITH WAR WITH IRAN. LOL [+10] u/TFTisbetterthanLoL: My puts lose 80% value, i finally sell, and now it dips? [+10] u/---Right--Tackle---: #if you were born in 1996 you’re 30. What the fuck? [+10] u/btoned: It's truly fucking amazing how my stop limits are the triggers for the algos to buy/sell accordingly. [+10] u/caliwillbemine: I am quite glad the Middle East has peace and everything is normalized in the last four hours. No concerns at all baby. My port is happy. [+10] u/Fit-Doubt4251: Speech is probably about FIFA and how Iran isn’t invited anymore [+10] u/JoyLimbPrivateHldgs: Who here sits down when they pee? [+10] u/Raw-Garden: Can someone link me to some fucking news what’s going on [+10] u/JonRadian: News: CBS reported interview just now with Trump where Trump said he thinks US pretty much done in Iran (paraphrase) [+10] u/Q4shm0ney: Lmao " i dunno wars over maybe" +1% spy [+10] u/Poland_Spring10: Did Iran roll over lol [+10] u/johns2289: So lemme get this straight, goog has been on life support for weeks barely able to get outta bed, and then it hears war is over and turns into grandpa joe dancing all the way to the chocolate factory? How the fuck does that make any sense [+10] u/2AMTrader: Trump would never say something that wasn't true. [+10] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: People that filled up their tanks over the weekend are going to be VERY MAD [+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Every time I think “there’s no way this market could get more retarded” it does it! LMAO [+10] u/M4roon: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+10] u/ResultMurky8153: The treasure was the cocks I rode along the way [+10] u/Chango_unchaind: I don’t know what it is about massive single day drops or gains that just make you go: “money isn’t real” [+10] u/Ok-Run-8643: I pretty sure this new Iran administration is going to be more friendly with the USA after 🥭 kill his father. [+10] u/Nice-Difference8641: Releasing strategic petroleum -> take the pressure off a taco -> war drags on -> oil goes higher than it would have without releasing the strategic reserves. Very smart G7 [+10] u/wattap: Just rip to green fuck it [+10] u/Cocaine_Addiction: I've got nothing but respect for guys who can shamelessly annihilate the toilet in a crowded public bathroom [+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Is this "Black Monday" in the room with us now? [+10] u/31andnotdone: she's going the distance [+10] u/Future-Eye1911: my greed knows no bounds [+10] u/Maximum_Light409: Adjusting the 2008 peak oil price (\~$150/barrel) for inflation to today, it'd be around $225-250 per barrel. Right now we're sitting at $105. Do you think it'll climb higher still? [+10] u/John-AtlasGames: Honestly, this seems like an opportunity for puts. Or to get the hell out of long positions. [+10] u/Humble_Code_6501: This is gonna end green... this is highly regarded [+10] u/Pluth: press conference after market close of course. [+10] u/Murky-Gas-7976: How many Americans gonna die for a country that dgaf about them [+10] u/McKoijion: Trump had an out. He killed Ayatollah Khamenei and could just claim that any new leader was the regime change he wanted. Now that Iran picked his son to be the new leader, he can't do that anymore without looking like an idiot. The new Khamenei was already an idealistic hardliner even before Trump killed his father, mother, wife, and son. Netanyahu has long been a genocidal monster. The only group that's starting to chicken out is the gulf state monarchs. The gulf has run out of missile interceptors and now Iran is absolutely destroying them. They've hit military bases, embassies, oil fields, refineries, desalination plants, airports, etc. Dubai International Airport is the second busiest in the world, and nobody is flying there now that there's videos of it getting bombed. The US is prioritizing defending Israel, not the gulf states so they aren't getting resupplied with interceptors anytime soon. Oman just called for a ceasefire. Iran would be stupid to accept. [+10] u/ReadyRaspberry8663: Look at us. Watching a chart like rats watching the food pellets drop. This is pathetic. We deserve better. [+10] u/PocaMadre69: Look how quick stupid assholes in this sub cheer on other stupid assholes for propping up the stock market here instead of letting it sell off like it should [+10] u/mrwazoo: you gotta admit this is hilarious [+10] u/SergeantThreat: Nuclear missiles have decimated the majority of cities around the planet. The water is poison and humanity is on the brink 🥭 tweets that everything is cool. The markets end the day up 1.5% [+10] u/TheSauce69: 'war could be over soon' Yeah, I could bang Jessica Alba tn [+10] u/louis-debroglie: Just so people understand, Trump is desperate to end this which would be good for markets, but at the same time he just destroyed the US negotiating position, thereby allowing Iran to keep to maximalist demands The end to the war will likely be negotiated through Oman, and a limited ceasefire was possible to open the Strait of Hormuz That's off the table now that Trump has cried uncle [+10] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: He went too early. RIP Joe Rogan [+10] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: I don't see how this war could end anytime soon. The Retard wants to save face at all costs and Iran needs to establish deterrence for once and for all by making the US and Israel pay a very steep price. They can keep the Strait closed almost indefinitely by just shooting cheap drones at every non-Chinese, non-Russian tanker that tries to get through. Oil to >$200, SPY to <650. Please correct me if I'm wrong [+10] u/mandoslambo: Cant wait for PDT rule to go away. I want to see people with 1k in their accounts moving 30,000,000 in securities in their end of year tax forms [+10] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Low volume artificial pumps where we have to pretend theyre real and scalp on traps like our lives depend on it, mmmmmm mm my favorite [+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: fuking organge retard manipulating oil markets. if the black guy did it, he would have been impeached and removed from office. [+10] u/GreenGameboyColor: Been biting my nails all my life. Recently stopped few weeks ago and it's been tempting to not do it [+10] u/grimandnordic1: LOL I just got back from lunch what happened?!!! My calls are fucking jacked and veiny [+10] u/MrIntuition: wait wtf happened in the past hour?? my SPX 0dte was down 90%… just sold for 2000%!!! OMG i’m shaking [+10] u/KingRegardothe2nd: *THE WAR IS OVER GET THE FLAGS OUT* PUMMMMMPP *WE STILL CANT GET ANY OIL THROUGH AND LNG IS STILL LIMITED* DUMMMMMMPPP [+10] u/bobbyd121: so this guy can unilaterally declare war and then unilaterally declare victory. i'm starting to think he has too much power. [+10] u/jiggolo420: Donald Pumps is back [+10] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Plot twist: they are deploying against the US [+10] u/throwa91: People who bought oil at $120 raise ur hand [+10] u/Joey-Cap: Here's my educated take on market direction this week Who the fk knows.. [+10] u/MrLebouwski: Just gamblers holding calls over the weekend at this point. Good luck ya crazy bols [+10] u/This_Possible_3942: Only just realised the market is open 😂 Daylight savings [+10] u/SarcasticTrumpet: They give no fucks if you can see what theyre doing, theyre taking retail put money and just laughing because there is literally no accountability to them pumping it on command with low volume [+10] u/puffinnbluffin: All these “ber fuk” comments ensure we’re getting rugged any minute now [+10] u/Carfar_Farcar: People getting excited for Trump's 5:30pm press conference and he's just going to announce that we're just so strong and so tough (toughest in the world many people are saying) and Iran is pathetic and announce nothing concrete about fixing the Hormuz situation. [+10] u/Icy-Guide7976: Why does no one ever think of the mom and pop day traders? [+10] u/eoiioe: Turning spx into a pump and dump, very nice, on Friday 🥭 will announce another special operation to get the straight open [+10] u/ClarkFable: Admit it, you’re bear curious. [+10] u/BigShmokeBuffer: BREAKING: SAUDI ARAMCO DECLARES FORCE MAJEURE DUE TO IRAN CONFLICT, STATING “THERE DOES NOT EXIST A PLUG BIG ENOUGH TO PLUG BERS ANOOS AFTER TODAY” [+10] u/A55BAG: SPY dropped more from Citrini's bear porn novel than oil hitting +100$. Yeah that totally reasonable. 👍 [+10] u/mechajlaw: TSLA crashing during an oil spike. Is the meme finally dying? [+9] u/0DTEKing: Yall are stupid Forget calls and Puts Fill every canister in your home with gas/oil It will have better returns in another week than your 5 year held portfolio [+9] u/Nova-JC: So green by lunch right [+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: SPY back to september levels. We are rewinding last year guys [+9] u/Hakuna-Patatas: https://preview.redd.it/g5gyjwu3o0og1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba7fc8da099bb6b2696d215a74889bdbacd8c03 Asia. Middle East & Europe ALL RED. Buckle up for the US market open my fellow regards. [+9] u/SquirtleStomp: Lmao, 🥭 says these ships should nut up and sail on [+9] u/2020isgreat: Bol doesn't look both way when cross street [+9] u/Concerned_Fanboy: Just buy puts on any bounce. This isnt getting better for a long time. [+9] u/LumpyShock9656: NVDA, MSFT, GOOG and AAPL preventing the market from total collapse today [+9] u/FocusedRocket: This market doesn’t care he’ll you can nuke Iran shit will be green [+9] u/Gom_KBull: # Bols basically betting their own money that # 🥭 wont fuck things up worse than they already are # ꉂ (≧ヮ≦) [+9] u/Neel_Crashkari: A lot of skiddish, high anxiety folks in the chat Not a great trait for this [+9] u/Nice-Difference8641: Taco paradox: If a taco is guaranteed there’s no reason for the market to ever panic but if the market never panicked there would be no taco [+9] u/moazzam0: It's a fake taco to provide exit liquidity to Wall St. "The 82nd Airborne Division of the US military has been put on high alert for a possible Ground operation in Iran." — Washington Post [+9] u/HonestScar7176: Fuck you SPY you fucking piece of shit whore. [+9] u/Ok_Dish1650: Bought myself the new macbook for 3k, then sold all my AAPL puts for 3.5k profit Get fucking scammed, Tim. [+9] u/devereaux: Crude oil close to going negative on the day. HILARIOUS [+9] u/sloanemonroe: Funny how oil ONLY being up 5% is seen as a positive today. [+9] u/Miserable_Ad_728: Uhh wth happened? War over? [+9] u/kingRegard7: Operation Epstein distraction: mission accomplished [+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I'm starting to believe they don't know how to turn the algos off lol. They keep buying a dip that keeps dipping. [+9] u/peterpeer9: If you think the job market is bad now, wait until after the apocalypse POSITION: **NEW CALIFORNIA TRIBE GUARD (DIVISION F2, RANK 3)** QUALIFICATIONS: * BACHELOR'S DEGREE OF FIGHTING, PILLAGING, RAIDING, OR LOOTING * 10+ YEARS EXPERIENCE AS A NOMAD * 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH SPEARS, GUNS WITH NO BULLETS, OR CARS WITH NO FUEL * 3+ YEARS EXPERIENCE CANNIBALISM * MUST BE WILLING TO RELOCATE * *THIS IS AN INTERNSHIP POSITION WITHOUT PAY. COMPENSATION IS PROVIDED IN THE FORM OF VALUABLE EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH THE NEW WORLD ORDER.* TO APPLY, PLEASE VISIT OUTPOST #1213 (AT THE TOP OF THE GREAT HILL) [+9] u/astroslostmadethis: Daylight savings needs to stop [+9] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Really itching more nvda calls [+9] u/MoreOutcome8541: RIP to the bull market of 10:01 to 10:04 am [+9] u/TheMightySet69: Took 28% gains on SPY puts. Not great, not terrible. [+9] u/hioman01: Open the strait of Epstein! [+9] u/AKOnDaTrack: Oil baggies 🤝 silver baggies [+9] u/TrickyDickCheney: Very funny semiconductors are rallying when their manufacturing hub is about to run out of oil [+9] u/Star_Lord924: This is so fucking retarded [+9] u/tinim9: I haven't received my tariff refund check yet, did you guys get yours? Can't wait to dump it into SPY puts. [+9] u/215aPhillyiated: Lmao holy bers absolutely annihilated 😂😂😂😂 [+9] u/Vort3x7689: Wow never underestimate 🥭s ability to taco [+9] u/Rohat19: WAR IS COMPLETE… ly not over yet and we will start an invasion tomorrow morning [+9] u/Silver_Charity: Down a cool 70k on my stock portfolio. So much winning! [+9] u/HDauthentic: I don’t think we’re hitting SPY 700 today boys [+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: this hour change is fucking me up real bad. its already 9am wtfffff [+9] u/ultrachem: Calls on crude. This shit gonna rip [+9] u/goblintacos: I was promised circuit breakers [+9] u/GoProVI: I was expecting AHHHHHH after last night, instead we got ah? I mean it’s still bad but not as bad. Hopefully stays that way [+9] u/StockSailorr: Don’t listen to the plebs now’s the time to dump! [+9] u/PocaMadre69: The fact that there’s so much fraud and so many stupid assholes propping up the markets isn’t the worst part The worst part is how many people cheer others for perpetuating the worst asset bubble of all time, senselessly buying and propping up the markets. Remember when P/E was reasonable?? [+9] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Schedule for today: Minecraft: ✅ Goon: ✅ ✅ Lose money: ✅ ✅ ✅ [+9] u/Intelligent-Claim193: Got puts at the bottom lucky me [+9] u/bzl33: > BREAKING: Senator Cory Booker to unveil bill to make up to $75,000 in income tax-free. Another policy that benefits retired boomers. People who make $0-$75k barely pay taxes to begin with. [+9] u/whydouhatemecablegod: turns out it was just a misunderstanding [+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: stupid ber thinks the ayatollah is happy when line goes down he has calls. [+9] u/caliwillbemine: There is no oil crisis in Ba Sing Se. [+9] u/dokutarodokutaro: Alright I’ll bite, what is “oil”? [+9] u/NocturnalCereal: 2400$ to 145$ since the war started [+9] u/Largeshmarge: Never ever speak of futes again [+9] u/Automatic-Article747: NVDA will be red by end of day [+9] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Hegseth is punching prompts into Claude to get it to wage war like an illiterate high school student trying to cheat his way through school, only here the fuck ups blow up schools and desalination plants… [+9] u/diefy7321: Just put the fucking fries in the bag bro [+9] u/Godzirraaaaaaaa: At Disney. Calls on all the semaglutides. [+9] u/mandoslambo: He literally cant Taco out of this war. Nothing but bad news in this press conference or he completely avoids the topic of it. [+9] u/zestykite: spy puts locked in, oil long futures locked in. ready for escalation [+9] u/DelphiTsar: Trump BSing to try to stop a selloff is nothing new. We'll see if Israel thinks he's done enough so they don't release whatever tapes they have of him. [+9] u/Several_Bread_9144: IRAN is being very bad and causing a lot of damage. I was forced to order the deployment of US soldiers on IRAN soil. Very sad, but IRAN is a threat to peace and we need to intervene. Thank you for your attention to this matter! [+9] u/EngineerDirector: $HIMS GANG WHERE YOU AT!? [+9] u/bearhunter429: #This is the reddest day in history. LMAO🤌 [+9] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: "President Donald Trump said he was considering seizing control of the Strait of Hormuz" Hes probobly gonna name is passage of Trump [+9] u/trainwreck001: I WONDER IF ISRAEL THINKS ITS COMPLETE. LOL [+9] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Man. What the fuck WAS today? [+9] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls. [+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: So which ones of yous is getting drafted after you finish your doordash route [+9] u/Competitive_Ride: Did they find new oil or something? [+9] u/Moose_knucklez: I was promised Dow would be fifty thousand dollars [+9] u/rams_man13: Maybe btc is the new gold... [+9] u/sloanemonroe: Controlled fall the last few weeks. Not even oil prices and war are changing that. Yet [+9] u/yaboyay: Just realized that I’ve been working for free for the past 6 months. THANK YOU 🥭 [+9] u/Lapidated_Llama: Imagine hoping the market tanks so you can make money on puts. Stinky bears. [+9] u/franker555: Insane fucking rally. Makes you question why we were down so much last night. [+9] u/CardiologistEqual336: what is even goin on anymore [+9] u/Proper_Winner4968: When my risky investment was actually a risk and I loose money 🤡 [+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: "I think, therefore I am" \- René Descartes "I actually thought, therefore I lose money" \- wsb ber [+9] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Lmao, oil at 100 and we are about to be green. Fml [+9] u/International_Tea446: https://preview.redd.it/v2jth82ww1og1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f9325b0931286dadd4b76dfc5161bba0100a5e6 [+9] u/Naive_Contract_1091: I had every chance to get out but i didnt Looks like I belong here [+9] u/JadedArgument1114: Some of you guys seem to care more about gargling Trump's balls than caring about the state of the economy/markets. [+9] u/colinr813: 30% intraday move on black gold is crazy [+9] u/shasta747: Basically it's a F your calls F your puts market [+9] u/soad1331: I feel a big dump coming. But enough about my poor diet. Wen moon? [+9] u/broke_person: Recession delayed to 2027 [+9] u/LostMyMag: SPY went up 20 dollars in a day from tweets and vibes [+9] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Nothing has changed btw [+9] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Aaand there goes my profit. 1 random comment from taco to a reporter can move trillions [+9] u/stuffofftheroof: Gas stations are still going to raise the price tomorrow [+9] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: This is the dumbest fucking shit I’ve seen in a long time and I used to teach college. [+9] u/Larkalis: Here i go catching falling knives [+9] u/Flat-Focus7966: After all the dancing last night....Bears gonna wake up & go into shambling mode [+9] u/borkdpasito: Fundies can only keep the black nectar at 100 for so long… Literally using emergency reserves to keep this beast from blasting to $150 Short squeeze is on [+9] u/HighPriestOfDongs: No matter how tempting I might be finding it in the moment I just won't let myself become a bear. Just like becoming a homo. [+9] u/GoZukkYourself: 666, the number of the 🤡 [+9] u/NazgulSandwich: When VIX is over 30, do not buy options for the love of god. Thank you for your attention to this matter [+9] u/MrRutin: So nothing actually never happens even with oil prices wrecking the entire world [+9] u/ConstantEfficiency83: Once again, like every day the last month and a half, the green candles are a fraction of the volume of the red. Retail is buying up the dip to get fucked tomorrow. [+9] u/sandygws: >Premarket: *'Oil could reach $250'* 🤣🤣🤣 [+9] u/NukaColin: If you aren't buying oil puts you hate $$ [+9] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: sometimes I genuinely feel like this type of movement is part of a psyop. basically every time indices take enough of a hit that I see headlines with phrases like "stocks tumble due to X" or some mainstream late night host mentions the market taking a hit, by the time people actually see it, the market will have made a significant recovery from whatever low triggered the news. lunch breaks just started 20 minutes ago in Eastern time, people who have been working all morning will now go look at their phones, see a bunch of articles dooming over a weekend slide in stocks, and then they'll check indices and see us up 2.5% from the overnight low. it's no wonder bulls have such a strong belief that nothing ever happens [+9] u/Devastaytah: From damn near -2% down to green, incredible ngl [+9] u/Street-Asparagus117: Admin 100% manipulating gas price, this is all cooked, get out while you still can I don’t know why anyone would invest shit rn [+9] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Hear me out: Subscription exercise bikes [+9] u/Expensive-Big-8725: regular trading hours have been so fucking boring over the last week [+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # This morning I got 8 downvotes for saying it was the bottom now look at me in the eyes you ghey bears [+9] u/Quick1711: This has got to be the worst, most manipulated stock market in the history of markets. You guys really wanna give one guy this much control over the market? SMH [+9] u/Got_Engineers: Someone bought oil futures and went to bed [+9] u/JadedArgument1114: These threads are funny because it shows how tribalistic we all are that people are even homers about being bulls or bears. Lol is there anything that people wont self organize into groups and immediately start shit talking the other side and acting like they are part of some team? [+9] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Massive shout-out to whoever was monitoring the situation [+9] u/andytobbles: 670 was massive support now spy just rejected it. Prob time to sell the pump and go cash [+9] u/Tadikif: tankers scared as fuck to cross the straight of humus [+9] u/ThoseGelInsertThings: Guys I'm pretty sure that Donald Trump might be bald. [+9] u/burnerAccountDuh24: The only thing that can crash this market is nvda crushing their earnings [+9] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Lol, lmao, even. Wouldn’t it be funny if today was like one of the best days of the year? [+9] u/FutureSage: DRILL TEAM REPORTING FOR DUTY SALUTE [+9] u/moneygon_: spy 675c were .01 at the open now 2.89. Lotto tickets i dream of [+9] u/MasterElite1: We're taking the hormuz with ground troops but also the war is over Okay [+9] u/PNW-PAC: So when’s the big crash happening? Looks like spy is back to 668 already. [+9] u/booose6: Double top hit right at noon. Puts time [+9] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers mad because they wanted more war and unaffordable oil. LMAO, what a disgusting bunch [+9] u/mapsosa: just got back from lunch break, cant wait to check on my $USO calls ! [+9] u/Bonkers119: \-1.5% at open to +.5% at close. Nothing is real and nothing matters. [+9] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: This war is drained and boring. Focusing on Cuba now. Shorting tobacco, nickel and sugar. Logically, calls on healthcare. [+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: does RDDT run on oil or smth? [+9] u/abscando: I bought puts today VIX puts ✌️ [+9] u/Common_Ad_3059: So when oil ath again? [+9] u/winner_in_life: Big boys exit today. Stay at your own risk. [+9] u/booose6: More 🥭 lies to try and save the market! [+9] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: This market is not serious [+9] u/99Fan: What news did we just moon on Green by eod was not a meme LMAO [+9] u/Several_Bread_9144: THE WAR IS OVER. THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT [+9] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: So Oracle took on all this debt to build data centers and buy Nvidia chips and now OpenAI is saying no thanks I'm going to another data center 🤣🤣🤣🤡💩 [+8] u/ten7four: I was going to full port USO at 133, but now that it's significantly cheaper at 118 no way am I touching that garbage [+8] u/colinr813: Market literally does not give a fuck about anything [+8] u/Specialist_Fig9458: This market is irrefutable proof of the greater fool theory [+8] u/RogerBalderer: Good morning doomers, all you could muster was -1%. SAD! [+8] u/zoeyzimp: It’s a bull trap we’re ending the day like -2% calling it now [+8] u/blackldnbrit: Spy 650, Oil 120 EoD and I'll suck my own cock. [+8] u/TinaMangat: This is the DIP everyone had been waiting for. All the stocks are on SALE SALE SALE!!! [+8] u/No_Cod972: There was an attempted berrorist attack last night on this sub. Everybody stay safe. If you see something, say something [+8] u/ManyHead6662: i love being in cash [+8] u/dsubpo: I moved everything into 1st edition Charizards [+8] u/itsnotshade: Bring back the Biden markets [+8] u/sergechewbacca: Really wish I was here last year when SPY dropped to 490 [+8] u/Horror_Yam_9078: This pump is absolutely retarded and makes no sense at all. So of course it will hold. Green EOD, buy calls. [+8] u/BigShmokeBuffer: I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…oil ships on fire off the shoulder of Iran… I’ve watched Shaheds glitter in the dark near the Strait. All those… moments… lost in time, like oil in rain Time to buy 😔 [+8] u/MustBeHere: I’ve decided to be a bear today and buy puts right now. 670p [+8] u/TreGet234: Spy would genuinely be 800 now with kamala or sleepy joe. No liberation day, no international rotation, no war. [+8] u/SpiritedVoice6248: Depleting emergency oil stockpiles is bullish [+8] u/vermilli21: How did you bears let me down, SPY is almost green 💀💀💀💀 [+8] u/jasherer: I really do hope oil hits $200. I survived 9/11, 08, covid, trump 1.0. I really want to see the chaos of >$200 oil. Could be fun [+8] u/DriftWoodBarrel: 0dte calls for the dead cat bounce. Puts for the inevitable dump [+8] u/booose6: Literally 4 dead cat bounce mondays in a row and bols still popping champagne like they wont be quiet af rest of week [+8] u/SquirtleStomp: Lol bloomberg: "Yes we are killing people in a war we started and driving up inflation, but really the worst thing here is the hypocrisy" bro what [+8] u/Technical-Emu-32: I liked it better when it was going up for no reason. Not down for obvious reasons 😞👎 [+8] u/Paul_Robert_: The beatings will continue until morale improves 💀 [+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Hear me out, we put a top golf in the Whitehouse [+8] u/TurtlePower8803: Astronomically priced calls? Nice [+8] u/BlueSpaceSherlock: America can stay irrational longer than the rest of the world can stay solvent. [+8] u/Responsible-Rip8793: Imagine still being a bol. We were supposed to be 700 spy Christmas 2025. Since then, we been stuck in the same circle of feces Deep down you know we fucked [+8] u/Retaining-Wall: Oooh 🥭 bitch is doing a presser after market close today. [+8] u/Automatic-Mountain45: “I think the war is very complete, pretty much. They have no navy, no communications, they’ve got no Air Force.” He's actually gonna TACO on this ahahahah.... now THAT is funnayyyy [+8] u/AKOnDaTrack: SPY 666 again lmao, who else remembers when it was glued to this a few months back [+8] u/khante: They say dont mix uppers and downers. But we mixing HIMS and OIL... 🤨🤨 [+8] u/jda823: They know Turkey is part of NATO right? [+8] u/---Right--Tackle---: VIX is 31 and you’re shorting the hole They’re gonna sell vol and dump the VIX to 20 to wash out late bears, and then dump it again We’re bouncing to 680+ this week [+8] u/Send_Lawyers: FRENCH PRESIDENT MACRON: FRENCH DEPLOYMENT IN MEDITERRANEAN, RED SEA, HORMUZ STRAIT WILL INCLUDE EIGHT WARSHIPS, AIRCRAFT CARRIER, TWO HELICOPTER CARRIERS Bullish. [+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: The amount of barely contained butthurt this market produces could probably provide a new renewable source of energy if we harnessed it [+8] u/SupremeCripple_: Watching my 401k vaporize in real time is one of my faves [+8] u/PlasticHot5834: FRENCH FINANCE MINISTER SAYS HE HOPES G7 STATEMENT ON TALKS OVER POSSIBLE RELEASE OF EMERGENCY OIL STOCKS WILL BE MADE IN COMING HOUR are we js wating on this? or doesn’t matter [+8] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: God forbid we have anything less than 10 V shape recoveries in a single day [+8] u/mangofruitdude: Not trusting this no volume pump [+8] u/myboywears: I’m only down $32 and I’m tripping wtf [+8] u/dokutarodokutaro: Bike to work - this is financial advice. [+8] u/Affectionate-Idea690: G7 energy ministers to meet Tuesday morning to discuss release of oil reserves, sources say lololoolololooooolol,,,,,,,,,commmmas [+8] u/DeltaVx_: up 7%. calling it a week. up 250% ytd. calling it a year. see ya in January 2035 [+8] u/Disconn3cted: Crash it bitch. This is the dumbest recovery that has ever happened [+8] u/Thewolfofbearstreet: Where’s the great market crash bears predicted today ? [+8] u/xReMaKe: Aww shit you know what that means right??! Only a matter of time before the big tweet! [+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: This is the bear extinction-level event! [+8] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY just up a casual 3% from its lows this morning LMAO [+8] u/IAmClaytonBigsby: SPY opening at 666 is fitting [+8] u/KittyLover-7: You will get your nuts iv crushed in a vice grip and you will like it [+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: How bears react to SPY movement 665. I knew it & told you so 670. This market is rigged 675. Time to load on puts 680. This makes no sense [+8] u/nyse25: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BERS [+8] u/ThouOne: When -5% day? Look to make 50 baggers [+8] u/Tough_Emu_1335: I mean if they intercepted the message to activate sleeper cells and then they publicly announce it, doesnt that just complete sending the message? [+8] u/pooterssssssssss: Im just at a loss how stupid and crazy this market has gotten lol... Everything's a pump and dump or a game [+8] u/astromouse2024: So with stocks down bigly, cnbc decides to still talk about private credit when it’s been talked to death lol [+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Using a time machine to buy Bitcoin ❌ Using a time machine to fill bathtub with oil ✅ [+8] u/Boomer_here: young regards going to learn the hot stove lesson….. again. [+8] u/CEO-of-SOXL: White House Sent 'WTF' Message To Israel After Iran Oil Field Strike: US Report [+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: need a bigger crash than this. shit is barely off by like 3% from ATHs. [+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: if the black guy had said "short term pain" he would have been impeached and removed from office WEEKS AGO [+8] u/gingerhasyoursoul: We are one significant attack away from a full blown free fall. What a stupid situation. [+8] u/Nice-Difference8641: Traders expect a taco as usual but I am finding it hard to see what a taco actually fixes here [+8] u/ebaydan777: this market gotta be the most retarded thing on the planet every day. if yall dont think the govt is pushing and manipulating this market, and now even oil almost flat again, youre an idiot [+8] u/Lapidated_Llama: Nvdia 90k put guy is already 20% down in 2 hours. Worst play I’ve ever seen lmao [+8] u/noahmfs: All this dildo candles just because Melania movie will be available on Amazon prime [+8] u/Mr_Madrass: 🥭 has a concept of a plan so we are all good [+8] u/puffinnbluffin: How long till we rugged again [+8] u/kananishino: lolol so many doomers last night [+8] u/isolated-cat: Oil’s extreme intraday moves are challenging conventional bull and bear market labels. West Texas Intermediate (WTI) crude, the U.S. benchmark, recently dipped to around $95 a barrel, over 20% below its intraday peak above $119. blatant manipulation does challenge the typical labels. what's new [+8] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: I am now in the camp of this is the gheyst shit ever. Gonna go take a dump instead of watching. [+8] u/Fine-Drummer2604: Really.. we’re going off what the biggest con artist in history is saying again? I mean I don’t mind. But “the war might be over soon”? 😂 [+8] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Did the war end lmao [+8] u/Outside_Empty: Bro what was the news [+8] u/zurijer: Was in a meeting. What happened? I see a gigantic green dildo, I like. [+8] u/WrexyWrex: mac miller was the real harambe [+8] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Just kidding yolo at open [+8] u/SOROKAMOKA: Perma bulls are equally regarded as perma bears. Trade whats happenening not your financial religion [+8] u/victoryboiiTCG: How is NFLX stock even red? Is Iran bombing Bollywood studios or what? [+8] u/unwanted_hair: My well diversified port flipped green while I was out to lunch. [+8] u/Retaining-Wall: So if the WH is considering a draft, then that means they're expecting this to be a pretty big war type dealio and not the Super Special Commando In-N-Out Adventure Operation they've been claiming. [+8] u/helicopter_pocket: I can’t believe the market still moves on mango’s words. Actions I would understand… [+8] u/Pereise1: Lol imagine this dude says "boots on the ground but quick operation" later and sends this thing dumping to the depths of the Earth. [+8] u/StonklordBenno: OIL PRICES WILL GO TO $200. THIS IS JUST SMALL PRICE TO PAY. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTERS! [+8] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: when oil was 100$ every one panicked , then it went to 120 and came back to 100 . Now it is normal now [+8] u/TowelOld743: Spy at 666, end times really are here, lol [+8] u/SupremeCripple_: Pull the lever kronk [+8] u/TheoryInttro: Holy fucking devil dick candle [+8] u/EarlyPattern6315: Shorting every pump is easy money [+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: Was riding my dog sled to save gas & got a ticket... [+8] u/MarcoPolooooo: Anyone else sell their calls for a loss and keep checking how much you could’ve made? lol why do I do this to myself [+8] u/Maximum_Light409: Is it gonna be like that day when nothing happened on Monday and everybody got absolutely screwed on Tuesday? [+8] u/plumpypenguin: bers blew a 28-3 lead [+8] u/disishowedoit: Oil is the new silver [+8] u/Konabro: Now I’m starting to see why the smart ones just put money into VT/VOO and DCA. This casino shit is for the birds. [+8] u/Apprehensive-Emu6431: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN, I PREDICTED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! [+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Anyone ever have a bad day in the market and sold everything at the first sign of distress but if you would of just held your positions longer you would of doubled your port? Those days are even worse than the days that you were just completely wrong. [+8] u/jlw993: Puts at close then? Just like last Monday [+8] u/Legitimate-Ant6838: Okay now I got a feeling we dump below 598 in the next hour [+8] u/PushAble2463: Yeah this oil drop is def real and will last forever 🙋🏻‍♂️ [+8] u/EvolvingDior: NVDA holders collecting that sweet, sweet 0.022% divvy. [+8] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: 10 minutes until the line moves right with little up and down fuckery movements chomping on your theta. [+8] u/andytobbles: Daily close above 670 is huge for spy [+8] u/ThePokemon_BandaiD: If you think this is real, you really belong here lmao [+8] u/Just_Function_7040: That TACO came in early than expected [+8] u/LowWarthog: Algos are so gullible [+8] u/broke_person: 🥭 "I think the war is very complete, pretty much. They have no navy, no communications, they've got no air force. Their missiles are down to a scatter. Their drones are being blown up all over the place, including their manufacturing of drones. If you look, they have nothing left. There's nothing left in a military sense. " [+8] u/sharkenleo: Holy shit, we can actually go green today can't we? [+8] u/Bruin1217: We could be actively launching nukes and spy would find a way to be between 670 and 700. [+8] u/Bulky-Lie6570: we just be bombing dirt at this point [+7] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: Aite boys just pack it up, we’ll try again tomorrow [+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: 9:30am the elevator doors to the casino slide open,  "remember,  no crying" [+7] u/silverfutes: One way or another, my doctor’s appointment this morning is going to cost me thousands of dollars. [+7] u/Calistaline: Orange Buffoon's main result in this war has consisted in replacing an old and ailing Khamenei with a younger, healthier Khamenei, earning a big discount in his own stock market in the process. Outstanding work. [+7] u/Pluth: I was scared to buy today. So I bought some stuff. [+7] u/ThaddeusJP: People in the United States are willing to put up with a lot of crap, including a slow walk into fascism, as long as it doesn't impact them personally. But this Administration is absolutely fumbling the ball if they want to maintain control because expensive gasoline will absolutely impact everybody and do it immediately. They're going to get really unpopular really fast when people see seven or eight dollar a gallon gas. Tons of people here on this sub have only been here during the giant market run up these last few years and have never been through any major downturn or uncertainty. Buckle up everybody things are going to get crazy. [+7] u/Bichael-Murry: BELIEVE IT OR NOT SPY 700 IN *NOT* HAPPENING TODAY [+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: if I was engineering an open to get both sides to load up on options, this is what it would look like [+7] u/OkResponsibility2470: If spy actually ends up flat today I’ll never play ODTEs again (until tomorrow) [+7] u/xStringerBellx: ah yes, the classic white house insider candlestick pattern [+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Algo trading on him just sayin random shit LMAO [+7] u/Ill-Expression1737: whatever happens remember its that fcker bidens fault [+7] u/disishowedoit: OIL WHERE TF DID MY GAINS GO [+7] u/randomquartile1: Algos are doing well to make it seem like a green day. Going by global markets, it is going to be a bright red day. [+7] u/decjr06: RIP to those of you young enough for the draft [+7] u/Cockballzz: Imagine buying USOIL futes at $115 last night 😂 [+7] u/McKoijion: Those attacks are already happening, but American and Israeli news outlets aren't reporting them. [+7] u/Gom_KBull: SPYs at 666, but boltards going "LOL BERS" and "BERS THOT" zero brain activity [+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: This fucking dogshit [+7] u/brannock_: if we had a market that was sane and things mattered, that double top off SPY support (now resistance) would herald a sell back to the lows we don't, though. the only thing that matters to the market is destroying as many options as possible regardless of material reality [+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Say it with me. Exit liquidity. [+7] u/mangofruitdude: No matter what il buy some puts as hedge. Who knows what the orange retatard is sayin lmao. Cant wait to get clowned by bulls again tmr [+7] u/itsnotshade: President TACO pretty much signaled he’ll declare Mission Accomplished here soon instead of in 4-5 weeks. We’re back [+7] u/FuckElonMuskkk: I wonder how its going for that guy 2 weeks ago who told me "stfu retard" when I said this war wont be over in 2 days. [+7] u/31andnotdone: Nothing worse than the -1% line could go -2%, could go flat. It's the actual worst. [+7] u/Specialist_Fig9458: First French ship that gets hit by a $20,000 naval drone and sinks will spiral this crisis what a dumb fucking move just talk your man mango down [+7] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Unlike most people in this sub, I'm gonna wait for an hour or so and review this as it plays out. [+7] u/Cstooby: calls on rickshaws and bicycles. [+7] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: bro I'm scared lol not cos of the war idiots, algos faking me out [+7] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers spent all night jerking each other off over this 🥱 [+7] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Too many puts out there. They had to be crushed [+7] u/daddysgirl794: The one week oil bull market of 2026 will be a story told for generations to come [+7] u/DarkR124: Oil up 20%ish and XLE is red. TF is this shit? [+7] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Are we gonna have a power hour or dump hour? [+7] u/Ozqi: All Bill Gates had to do was not eat babies and MSFT would be at 600 [+7] u/CliffordRidesAgain: Alert! The market is giving away free money right now. All that is required is hitting the buy button [+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Spy looked better in the 650s [+7] u/dub_soda: The classic too many puts price action [+7] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Aaand my trading port just hit green after nearly -5% at open. This fucking market XD [+7] u/New_Internet_3965: The stock market is so fake. Green by noon [+7] u/kerrykingzgo-T: This is called sellers remorse and it is incredibly toxic and something i fully participate in [+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: This market is disingenuous [+7] u/eoiioe: If you caught oil 92-116 and down, congrats on the lambo Caught that 6% nekkei drop? Congrats on that lambo Bought 0dte puts on spx today? Congrats you’re homeless now [+7] u/nyse25: After this whole COVID thing blows over I'm going to get a gf and start going to the gym [+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: Jesus im glad I dumped my uso calls and spy puts at open and took a nap. [+7] u/KittyLover-7: Those 0DTE calls in my watchlist did 1100% from its bottom 😭 [+7] u/whatislifebruh: At 5pm he’s gonna clarify that the war will be over soon…in 3 years [+7] u/Christiano97: I cannot imagine being a bear 😭😭😭 every night you think you’re a millionaire just for the market to open and you get violently gaped every single day without fail 🤣 [+7] u/SergeantThreat: Just keep track of how much the files start getting mentioned again. Once that happens enough another war will start and you can make money off that. [+7] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Oh god oh fuck I hope nothing continues to happen [+7] u/No_Phone6941: $HIMS possible turnaround 40% Short...new partnership! [+7] u/Iunatic: Bro is on internet explorer [+7] u/throwa91: Oil bros be careful here. When this shit sells off its going to cascade to hell [+7] u/Concerned_Fanboy: Some chick shot 10 rounds into Rihannas house like what did Rihanna ever do but look fine as hell [+7] u/pooterssssssssss: Oil just got rug pulled like silver 2 months ago lolol. Fell from 115 to 100 in like 9 hrs? Is it the next game stop? [+7] u/borkdpasito: Oil cannot be contained. Enormous cope. [+7] u/NVDAismyg0d: Algos desperately trying to get back in range [+7] u/ai___________: Guys, the US is self energy sufficient, so nothing ever happens [+7] u/SouthNice7324: Gap is filled, let’s see what happens now [+7] u/mangofruitdude: Imagine going all the way back down again after collecting all the worthless puts lmao [+7] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #The dip buying will continue until morale improves [+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Yeah it doesn't make me feel fuzzy the entire market is controlled by internet headlines. [+7] u/bullhunter469: BEARS ARE FUCKING DEAD LMFAO "Futures -2.69%" "Hormuz" "Iran" "Rugpull of the century" "Oil" "Diddy" [+7] u/Foreign_Addition2844: Stagflation is like hoeflation, but for stags. Its a good thing if you're a cis male. [+7] u/Organic-Lie4759: So floor is 668, ceiling is 688, easy peasy. What you do in the middle is yer business [+6] u/RoyalFail6: Retirement is a thing of the past for the vast majority of us - work till death do us part is our future 🫩 [+6] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: You know Rome would have never fallen if they could short stocks. [+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Normalize horse riding till these oil prices stabilize [+6] u/MasterElite1: >u/MasterElite1 10 points 11 days ago >This is the top. Spy 693 at 2:30pm EST on 2/25/26. >https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rebc6n/daily_discussion_thread_for_february_25_2026/o7dq6xj/ ✅️ [+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Calls are so expensive lol [+6] u/platinumarks: Pretty sure I figured out what this surprise press conference is about. "Melania" is out on streaming platforms today. [+6] u/smart_doge: I’m gonna be vibe trading today [+6] u/Glock7enteen: Market can stay gay longer than you can remain straight [+6] u/---Right--Tackle---: #NVDA dgaf, retard strength [+6] u/GuyFaulks77: The trend continues of pre market being the daily lows. Algos set to melt up mode every day [+6] u/SquirtleStomp: The us is striking Iranian oil tankers and France is setting up naval escorts, oh how the turntables [+6] u/31andnotdone: the contrarian urge to buy calls [+6] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: One of these days, I’m going to go the sec headquarters to make sure it’s not just an imaginary thing [+6] u/Acrobatic-Lead-3700: Put on your seat belt ! More winning to come ! [+6] u/ideletedmyaccount04: The stock market is a wealth transfer device. Be safe. [+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: Where is all this liquidity coming from? It’s unreal that the market refuses to go down. [+6] u/404MoralsNotFound: Guess everyone's finding strategic oil reserves under their feet all of a sudden. [+6] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Daylight saving is a stupid concept [+6] u/trainwreck001: WHO ELSE SIGNING UP FOR THE US IRAN WAR DRAFT? [+6] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: I’d load up on puts this isn’t over [+6] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: gonna go flip a coin to decide whether to get calls or puts at open [+5] u/banditcleaner2: watch us go green today lmfao [+5] u/Kabrosif: Wars over! Recession cancelled for the 400th time this year [+5] u/Alimakakos: So any idea how much impact burning oil fields have on the climate? I'll start using paper straws again now if you think it will help...maybe write a strongly worded letter too?