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[+102] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Just bought my first put of the year. Green days ahead boys
[+96] u/Remember54321: They just subpoenaed Bondi in the house LMAO. Prepare guys we're gonna hear about how the dow is almost at 50k
[+64] u/rcantu314: ASTS up a casual 32% since Iran war started 🫡
[+61] u/RagingBearBull: The war on Iran is so yesterday.
Today is all about the new colors of the Macbook Neo.
it comes in yellow!!!
[+48] u/winterfnxs: Today was a dead cat bounce. Tomorrow drilling continues until Namibian goat milk supply/demand imbalances recover.
[+42] u/jlomohocob: Guys I suspect TSLA is manipulated stock
[+42] u/mtnrnnr802: MSFT you fucking pussy bro I swear
[+36] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: bro making money on stock market is so easy. you just pick line up/down and buy calls/puts on margin and when it goes in that direction like 0.5% that's double your money lol
it's honestly so easy I have idea why I'm still working at mcdonalds
[+32] u/Seadog98: Great MSFT threw away all its gains in 30 minutes
[+32] u/soad1331: Sometimes I wish I had never discovered options.
[+31] u/sftheory: Left my mom’s basement and holy, moly. There is whole big beautiful world out here! I better get back inside before I get sunburned
[+30] u/Kickboy21: Did nothing at work today other than eating my lunch and being on my phone
[+29] u/patcakes: Remember when Russia invaded Ukraine, and insisted it was not a war, but a special military operation? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
[+29] u/Montyprice7206: I support boots on the ground!
Goth mommy boots, and the ground being my neck
[+27] u/kazkeb: I've been playing the market like a fiddle over the past couple of weeks. Too bad I don't know jack shit about playing the fiddle.
[+26] u/TraipseTraveller: Wow. I closed red again. I am absolutely shocked
[+24] u/horseisahorse: "[](https://www.financialjuice.com/#)Iran's strikes will intensify and expand in the coming days - Nour News, citing a statement by Revolutionary Guards." Wow, exactly at the close. What are the odds.
[+24] u/Far-Requirement9180: Koreans to dump another -25% today or nah lol
[+23] u/Iron-condor-6050: I think insider trading isn’t just a myth.
[+22] u/dangernext: This round table is just a circle jerk of people taking turns to suk mango’s kok 🤣🤣🤣
[+22] u/Internal_Field5970: How did I become the smartest retard here?
[+20] u/jda823: "Dow closes more than 200 points higher, S&P 500 rises as traders look past Iran war."
Yeah ok. CNBC declares the war over
[+20] u/deevee12: # No more war, no boots on the ground
Kurd boots are fine though
[+20] u/Impressive_Thing_299: I feeeel like these options may be playing me instead
[+20] u/lysergalien: Fat bowl smoked ✅️
Mexican takeout eaten ✅️
Video games and anime with the wife ✅️
I think I already hit the lotto
[+19] u/LarsTarkas: This roundtable more ghey than two dudes buttfucking
[+19] u/molinasnecktat: Broadcom just like nvda was apparently priced to perfection. Which means tmw it’ll crash 15%,
[+18] u/JayRoo83: Congrats AVGO thetagangers
[+18] u/enc-nyc: Robinhood Strategies - we're not only taking 'sell' button away, we also taking away 'buy' button. The only button remaining is 'deposit'. Oh yes, we also getting rid of 'withdraw' button, nobody needs it anyway. Enjoy. Only the best from Bulgaria.
[+18] u/OsamaBagHolding: Almost all women have been in a lesbian relationship.
Usually with a man that acts like a bitch
[+18] u/cashflow_: I MADE A COMMENT SAYING I WASNT GONNA POST HERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND NO ONE EVEN WAS LIKE OH NO PLEASE DONT GO PLEASE STAY CASHFLOW WE LOVE YOU
IT WAS A TEST AND ALL OF YOU FAILED MISERABLY. DONT EVEN TALK TO ME ANYMORE IM NOT GONNA POST HERE EVER AGAIN
[+17] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: Down 20k on my puts. I’m sick to my fucking stomach right now
[+17] u/mtnrnnr802: You know what? I’m gay. I said it.
[+17] u/Immediate_Employ_355: Believe it or not, nothing at all. This market is bananas.
[+16] u/zzoomann: Everyone’s complaining but I don’t see the problem
Are they not 99% portfolio diversity in asts?
[+16] u/31andnotdone: lets go outside and touch grass bers
https://preview.redd.it/22a2oavli3ng1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eed0ab11cb57ee222c204100230dd1aac45fbc4
[+16] u/Ble_h: We have not moved since October. Kicking myself for not playing the theta game, instead I lost a fuckton of money on calls and puts.
[+16] u/optionsCone: #Be happy. It drives people crazy.
[+16] u/orsomeshitidk: Been up since 4am to get my father to his heart cath appointment on time and had to take a bunch of meetings via teams while at the hospital, then get him home and catch back up on work and I’m fuckin worn out.
Gonna enjoy some Pendleton whiskey and half a cigar after I get the toddler to bed.
[+15] u/greyenlightenment: lol all of iran losses recovered. one-day selloff
[+15] u/TyroneSwoopes: First they cooked the job numbers.
Now it looks like they want to cook the dead troops in pointless war numbers.
[+15] u/dyshynky: If you aren’t getting your news from 23 year old girls putting on makeup you are the problem
[+15] u/Commercial-District1: This sub has schizophrenia
[+15] u/This_Possible_3942: There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, 'Fool me once, shame on..... shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again
[+15] u/dacalo: AVGO will triple beat and guide higher but get raped by 20% decline.
[+14] u/lysergalien: My last remaining local indoor mall got shot up again. We need to bring back exiling people, so that we can remove any element that threatens the mall and its vibes
[+14] u/jeeeeezik: BULL was 60 dollars once? which retard bought that bag?
[+14] u/soad1331: Sometimes I feel like the market is rigged.
[+14] u/hallett21: Jesus you have to be a miserable fuck to celebrate futures down 1/10th of a percent lol
[+14] u/jda823: Polymarkets 5 min Bitcoin up/down might be the most degenerate thing I've seen in a long time
[+14] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: Full-ported puts and down 20k. I’m so fucked LMAO
[+14] u/RockCultural4075: AVGO 10% pump coming right up
[+14] u/ConstantAd1: Pam Bondage subpoenaed by the House's Epstein investigation
[+13] u/pootenanner: Oil ripping and bols in here on pure retardium right now. My puts are safe 🥰
[+13] u/dabblesest: alright I’m holding calls through the night.
Bring out the bers, this is their only time to feel alive.
[+13] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Can someone take two minutes to explain why the fucking market didn’t crash the last 3 days? We’re literally in a distribution phase and there’s no way these trash stocks are going up. I feel like it’s not even manipulation at this point. Most hedge funds are prolly more regarded than us. That’s why their returns are largely ass
[+13] u/OG_L0c: I want AOC to punish me
[+13] u/CriticalAnt2057: God, I hate keeping options overnight. I sit and watch futures as if they fucking matter
[+13] u/nemo_hoesss: I’ve been doing a lot better with options not playing earnings.
[+13] u/EnginrA: Fuck my AVGO puts are gonna get destroyed tmw
[+13] u/gentlesandwich: Why do redheads always have the best tits?
[+12] u/wenxuan2: Everyone is like bols this bers that. Bruh we have been flat for months, no bols or bers are winning lol
[+12] u/Warm-Profit-775: Bull is the only stock that could find a cure for cancer and go to 0
[+12] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Bought 2k of 683 spy puts for tomorrow before close. May God have mercy on my soul
[+12] u/wenxuan2: Rip bers for real this time (i think)
[+12] u/IlinistRainbow6: she’s a 10 but she’s a 🏳️🌈🐻
[+12] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: All news were pointing to good news
Stocks bottom out even though they smashed earnings
Liquidity constantly being pumped
Tariff rejected
War with huge advantage (typically bullish)
You had your black Tuesday, the bear thesis is already over
Now it’s time for a long and prosperous bull run into mid terms
[+12] u/Interesting-Wear2595: God damn it my puts are fucked. Tonight’s gonna be painful watching SPY creep up like this.
[+12] u/greenbelieve: Fuck Robinhood still has the best user interface and it’s not close. Robinhood family accounts look sick
[+11] u/habfranco: still lower lows, lower highs
[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: Bearhunter is Dumbledore and he’s pretty smart
But I am Gandalf and I’ve been sent back to lead us past the the evil 🌈 bers
[+11] u/gratatatatatatat: Iran surrendered. It's over.
SPX 7000 tomorrow.
[+11] u/KindlyTie6602: Do you ever look at your year to date loss summary and think “how did I lose that much?”. Then you go look at your trades and remember that it’s because your a total retread.
[+11] u/Impossible_End_618: Holy fucking shit I’m actually going to have to take my $BULL bags to the grave with me
[+11] u/Solid-Season9984: AVGO thanks options buyers for their sacrifice
[+11] u/BahtMann: Algo doesn't seem to know what to do with AVGO, will wait until tomorrow for institutions to decide
[+11] u/necarpenter417: I get all my news here. Gonna tell the whole bar that iran surrendered
[+11] u/InIce1234: *"You lose some, you lose some."*
— Bear
[+11] u/Deadsea3132: Amex is cooked with this HOOD platinum card💀
[+11] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: I am soooo fckin tired of this fake PUMP AND DUMP ! BERS AND BULLS BOTH ARE FUK IN THIS MARKET
[+11] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Hey remember when twitter was useful for breaking news
[+11] u/miata_only: Got my GF a pair of DOW 50000 panties because I know I'll see them dropping, you guys
[+11] u/patcakes: holy shit that’s one tough SOB. You could hear the arm snap like a plank of wood.
[+11] u/hallett21: Bears in absolute disbelief
[+11] u/Crazy_Donkies: SPY is holding itself up well thanks to breakneck volume of 3 transactions per hour.
[+11] u/skarfbeaulonee: I'm ready to argue about where SPY is going tomorrow even tho it hasn't gone anywhere in 5 months. Gonna argue mostly using threats of violence since us incels have lots of sexual frustration to release.
[+11] u/sanndman: news is the market no longer gives a shit about the current news.
[+11] u/InIce1234: EVERYTHING PRICED IN EXCEPT THE GOOD NEWS MY BROTHER!
[+10] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Bull bagholders are something else
[+10] u/sanndman: i hate playing earnings. you cant settle your emotions if youre invested. one moment its up 2% and you relax. you check again an hour later, its down 5%. then next morning, its up 10%. market open, down -15%.
[+10] u/belidat1: Bers don’t even want the market to go down. They just want to be gay and bang other Bers.
[+10] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Once again... should have just bought calls. Instead, I'm a filthy broke bear.
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #just made a latte at home and saved $8 ama
[+10] u/CasherburyTales: We go to war over “vibes and feeling” now
[+10] u/sanndman: avgo
EPS 2.05 actual, 2.02 expected, 1% beat
Revenue 19.311b actual, 19.14b expected, 1% beat
EPS up 28% yoy, up 5% qoq
Revenue up 29% yoy, up 7% qoq
[+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Avgo flat just to fck both bear and bul
[+10] u/Suavecore_: Isn't it crazy that some of the most powerful figures on this planet are religious and believe things like the earth is only 6000 years old
[+10] u/jeeeeezik: pistachios are way superior to other nuts.
Imagine being a peanut guy cracking those effeminate shells and then you still have to salt them to make them slightly interesting. Pistachios take a man's fingers to crack and are delicious straight from the casing.
[+10] u/LostandConfused2024: You know bears are defeated when it’s quiet as fuck overnight
[+10] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: If I break-even on my 20K spy put loss, I’ll never buy options again. Yes, I am at the negotiation part of acceptance
[+10] u/31andnotdone: today is one of those days where I am self aware that I am a low IQ loser
anyone else
[+10] u/Cav829: If people cared about RGTI making money they would have invested in a different company to begin with.
[+10] u/RVEMPAT: I have seen many earnings reports rise or falls. But I haven’t seen one like AVGO. lol.
Theta truly won on this one.
[+10] u/Popular_Song3371: sold my 1 share of AVGO for a $2.13 profit 🙌
[+10] u/Coloradospruce33: NFLX & META.
Do it! Do it now!!!
[+10] u/borat_he_like_you: According to my research, 70% of Gen Z are virgins
Just hire an escort or wait for sex robots, it will be all ok 👍
[+10] u/One_Carpet_984: Did iren just announce 6 billion dilution ?
[+10] u/rebel-capitalist: Unemployment rate in London has gone up to almost 8% - so hard to find a proper job
[+9] u/pootenanner: Bols sucking each others peens in here tonight and checking their unrealized options gains. Completely unaware of what awaits them.
[+9] u/CasherburyTales: My doctor says I have to stay away from here.
[+9] u/_Netgirth: Y’all ever encounter an adult who keeps all their money in a bank account, thinking nothing of it. And am like oh we lead very different lives
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN THE HOOD
[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: what the fuck are koreans doing over there are they basically all wsb
[+9] u/zuziannka: Craving some product right now
[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: Imagine selling AAPL and GOOG to buy TSLA
[+9] u/ChinCheckUrFartBox: Rip BULL. No hope of recovery. Only down forever
[+9] u/Coloradospruce33: Will Tehran have a Wingstop?
[+9] u/financiallythriving: The youngins at work think the +20% yearly returns on their 401k these past few years is the norm
[+9] u/tombrady011235: RGTI has $1.9 million in revenue, but $5.85 billion market cap
That shit should be a penny stock
[+9] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Broadcom 350 at open
[+9] u/JakeSal10: New rule: if a growth stock sees double digit gains, short it the next day
[+9] u/HonestScar7176: Really need spy to tank over night bad 😆
[+9] u/borat_he_like_you: Iran uses low-cost Rashid Shaheed drones that it can deploy at an overwhelming scale.
The strikes are both depleting interceptor supplies and demonstrating the limitations of legacy anti-drone systems, which are ineffective against sustained Rashid Shaheed attacks
That's also how the Seattle Seahawks won the Super Bowl
[+9] u/xSpectre_iD: Lmao court rules tariffs need to be refunded.
[+9] u/marrful: No new wars they said 🤐
[+9] u/whyshw: Which one of you regards is going to post about Korea’s market popping 12%
[+9] u/colinr813: I cannot believe a -12% day on an entire index was fake
[+9] u/poopy_wizard132: Can we just crash 20% and get it over with.
[+9] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Fucking work tommorow. God damnit
[+9] u/Me-Regarded: Guys, it's just Asia being retarded as usual. Futes are fake. US will pop that green straight away in the morning
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: I can’t wait for this stock to dip, I’m gonna pounce on it
Stock dips
Omg that market is done I’m not gonna buy
Stocks go up
Omg I’m a reterd
[+9] u/borat_he_like_you: This woman at work is married and keeps flirting with me lol wtf 😂 😒 🤣 😭 😑 😐
[+9] u/McKoijion: 1. The entire American tech industry and stock market overall is currently propped up by massive speculative investments in AI data centers. Every other part of the economy is in a recession. Those data centers aren't producing any revenue right now so all of the funding is via investment.
2. Those data centers are funded by private credit funds run by companies like Blue Owl and Blackstone.
3. The main limited partners (investors) in those funds are gulf state sovereign wealth funds. They sell oil to the world and use those petrodollars to invest in American companies and real estate.
4. The US and Israel attacked Iran. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz. Now those gulf states can't sell oil and natural gas to the world.
5. To generate cash, they're withdrawing enormous amounts of money from those AI data center investments. Retail investors aren't picking up their bags.
6. Trump said he's going to deploy the Navy to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. If it works, cool. If it doesn't, the entire American stock market is going to tank. So far, only one ship has tried sailing through and Iran sank it.
https://www.reuters.com/business/blackstones-82-billion-private-credit-fund-sees-net-outflows-2026-03-03/
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/why-blue-owls-private-credit-shocker-has-investors-seeing-shadows-of-bear-stearns-45506299
https://www.ft.com/content/ea11d307-73af-4403-840d-b47dffce9cd0
[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: For my birthday I want a EUV lithography machine , thank you very kindly
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: Called it last night lmao
Futes dump = open pump
Futes pump = open more pump
[+9] u/soad1331: That lyin bitch Pam Bondi
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: #BULLS CANT KEEP ON GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
[+9] u/RazDoStuff: Everyone sell your $bull calls so this POS can finally go up
[+9] u/EnginrA: Theta gang won AVGO earnings
[+9] u/michaelis999: only apple can get away with selling 8gb ram pcs in 2026 lmao
[+9] u/pootenanner: I just don’t see spy continuing to rip with oil ripping as well
[+9] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Short the shit out of IREN. Massive ($6 billion) dilution. Pos stock
[+9] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: “no-hire, no-fire” labor market makes no sense to me
I'm seeing a lot of people get fired and laid off lately
[+9] u/Coogiez: wtf is Robinhood air
[+9] u/Country_Gravy420: Yeah. My favorite part was Annie's tits
[+9] u/greenbelieve: What else is gonna happen Nostradamus
[+8] u/DahyunDabFan: Hock Tan spit on that thang
[+8] u/Interesting-Wear2595: SPY is up, crypto down.
Man im double fucked
[+8] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Just remember, no matter how ugly it gets in here tonight, NOBODY here has a fuckin' clue what tomorrow will bring
[+8] u/IceyFoxes: alright koreatards plz pump this back up on 20x leverage
[+8] u/maplessbastard: I haven’t touched earnings since the Cold War.
[+8] u/KindlyTie6602: I’m currently worth over 1 million doll hairs.
[+8] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: BRO JUST PICK A DIRECTION
[+8] u/sirkarmalots: Bull you piece of shit, guess i'm holding this till death
[+8] u/sanndman: how about iran war can happen but the us and market allies just get control of the strait of hormel?
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: When will marketing teams realize baking an ad into a YouTube video via the creator ensures:
1: ill skip it manually
2: ill never purchase their shit product
[+8] u/Sick0h: I said war, huh, good god ya’ll,
What is it good for? Absolutely pumping, say it again
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: My only goal is to have enough fuck you money to tell people at work the truth they refuse to see.
[+8] u/worktogethernow: I sell put. Chart goes sideways. I am genius.
[+8] u/cashflow_: Im overly occupied with alcohol, food and latinas. I have an addictive personality. I can’t do anything in moderation 🥲
[+8] u/MagJack: My tax return was pulled in for manual review, probably because I am so awesome and had over a 100 pages from my broker for hundreds of dollars of gains
[+8] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Broadcom first-quarter AI revenue of $8.4 billion grew 106% from the previous year.
That's faster than Nvidia's & AMD's growth rate so they're taking share.
[+8] u/lysergalien: Iran war is over, war on bears is next
[+8] u/naija123456: Mark my words we will open red tomorrow
[+8] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: Glad the Korean Market is also completey fake and ghey & it's not just ours.
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Can't wait for MSFT to disappoint me tomorrow
[+8] u/kex06: Cathie Woods bought HOOD?
Nooooooo!!!!!
[+8] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: BRUH. IF THE MARKET TANKS AFTER I LOST 20K IN PUTS ILL BE SICK
[+8] u/Chancey004: Is it time for all of us to flow into the South Korea exchange? At least they aren't fake and gay there
[+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: Crazy how normal people freak out about paying extra money for guac but ppl in here literally lose 5k in 10 minutes without showing any emotion
[+8] u/Killersax: Bought too many calls.. the MMs didn’t like that one
[+8] u/Time_Independence355: Iran is now hitting oil tankers on anchors not even crossing the Hormuz, bullish AF, obvious.
[+8] u/pootenanner: LMAOOO BOLS WHERE ARE YOU GUYSSSS I JUST WANA TALK
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: u/cashflow_ is it true that the real cashflow got hiv and expired and ur actually a pug pretending to be him
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: u/cashflow_ watching Margin Call right now.
[+8] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Concerning development 4 bul
[+8] u/Miker1730: futures doing their thing where they drop overnight
[+8] u/31andnotdone: call me a vet because i be puttin these costco dogs down
[+8] u/Derpy_Mc_Burpy: if the market allowed for puts on futures overnight, bears would be trillionaires
[+8] u/AirportMaterial5917: i don't wanna see my trade confirmations !!!!
[+8] u/KleenVision: Goddammit. I just accidentally swallowed a fuckin jolly rancher. Luckily I’m still alive. 666p 3/6
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: How come running is the worst shit ever? I used to work with a dude who did ultra marathons. 100 mile races in Colorado, at elevation. He seemed normal other than obviously being fuckin insane person. Some of yall are wild.
[+8] u/BadBoyBilbo: I’m sure there will be no escalation at all this evening.
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: That’s the face of a man who wants to drop some nukes before he dies
[+8] u/The_BakedCrusader: Prediction: The war will descend into a quagmire (especially if boots hit Iranian soil) and Irans strategy of disrupting oil trade will be partially successful, causing some economic pain globally. Buying puts after any pump will be a viable strategy the next few weeks.
[+8] u/RealPrinceZuko: Fuck you BULL, you're a digital casino. You should literally be printing money
[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: You dont understand. Big oil has been waiting for this moment. The already corrupt market now has the ultimate catalyst - prediction markets. Now not only can they hike oil but rake in millions from people who think oil cant be over 110 a barrel. Bruh might wanna start hoarding gas just sayin
[+8] u/jda823: Oh so this is officially a boots on ground type war now?
[+8] u/Warm-Profit-775: Where’s the undo option on my brokerage account ?
[+8] u/gratatatatatatat: Rest in piss bers
Rest in piss
[+8] u/Happy-n-Healthy: My uber driver told me to buy sandisk, so I opened a short position on it, thanks uber driver!
[+8] u/Several_Bread_9144: Robinhood water coming soon
[+8] u/Coogiez: This guy is so sweaty LMAO
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: ROBINHOOD TINDER COMING
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: ROBINHOOD TINDER
YOU CAN LIST SECTORS YOURE INTERESTED IN LISTS
BIG BOOTY LATINAS
WINTER EASTERN EUROPEAN LATINAS
BIG BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN
[+8] u/diefy7321: It could be worse. You could be a 1% commenter.
Oh wait…
[+8] u/IslandExact429: I can’t help but think of every boomer hedge fund manager that’s not a quant
And just looking at the market and fundamentals
And just scratching their head being like “I have no idea what the fuck is going on”
[+8] u/frogboyjr: most legendary V of all time on the KOSPI
[+8] u/pootenanner: I opened my futures short at the tippy top. It is printinggggggg. Thanks bols
[+8] u/One_Impression_2253: 4 hours of gain given up in 5 minutes LOL
[+7] u/ResidentPack4103: 🥭 bought a bunch of Netflix debt in Jan lol what a fuckin joke
[+7] u/GuyFaulks77: Bears destroyed again. It’s been brutal for Bears since yesterday’s open. 🟢
[+7] u/SnooShortcuts7911: Trump claims inflation is dead. But actual examples prove otherwise. Chase Sapphire Reserve increased its annual fee by 45%. But it also devalued the points you earn by 33%. So the effective price increase, not captured by the CPI, is over 116%. Any ideas for a replacement card?
[+7] u/shakazuluwithanoodle: Let me tell you something.
There is no more wealth. The same people buying are the same people selling. Look at the last 3 months. Shit hasn't moved.
[+7] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: My avgo call never got filled…..
[+7] u/aqjingson: Korea stock market halted UP lmao
[+7] u/cripky: She’s a 10 but makes jokes like 6-7
[+7] u/99Fan: South korea index is equivalent to spy puts these days. If it goes up, spy goes down
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 420.69 within **1 day** when it was 391.855 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 185 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+7] u/Crazy_Donkies: Bears are in round 10 with no teeth and blood everywhere, but keep standing up because their skulls are too thick for their own good. Someone call the match.
PS. I bought a few puts for tomorrow at 2pm. Just a we-tiny bit.
[+7] u/noicedeb8r: Ready for a 680
Open tomorrow!
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: I feel an AVGO dump incoming and I have shares
[+7] u/Sufficient-Aide6805: dear GOOG: what in the actual fuck. Come on. Get it together. Right now. Love, me.
[+7] u/sanndman: lol market cant tell what to make of avgo earnings.
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/FUCKNOOBS made a bet that MSTR would go to 149.5305 within **11 hours** when it was 142.41 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 14 losses
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[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Venezuela 51st state, Iran 52nd state, Cuba 53rd state and Canada 54th state LMAO🤌
[+7] u/blalah: LOL, BULL would be down 5% even if it beat EPS by like 3
[+7] u/kuun0113: Bull wtf are you doing 🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: Israel surrendered. SPY 666 tomorrow.
[+7] u/MindYoBusin3ss: This shit makes no sense whatsoever. I’m done
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: PayPal, LameStop & now BULL
Stocks I never want to touch again....
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: I hate when you nerds don’t talk about silver enough and I actually have to check my app 😔
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Why don’t credit card companies offer one with 100% cash back on all purchases. Are they stupid?
[+7] u/_Netgirth: Need a therapist who understands theta
[+7] u/disrepaired: No members of congress or senate should be dual citizenship
[+7] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: Reminder: if you can't take a -10% day, you don't deserve a +10% day
[+7] u/FearlessTrader: I’m shorting $RH all the way to their bankruptcy. Mf’ers sent a 200 page thick brochure through mail when I didn’t even ask for it.
[+7] u/Disconn3cted: Finally some good fucking gains
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: easiest 1k off AVGO shares
[+7] u/thenelston: macbook neo for $499 jesus fuck apple is not messing around
[+7] u/OpeDefinitely: are any of you ex-hamas and need work? need a tunnel dug from my basement into a neighbor's house. doesn't need to be very wide. just enough to flood them out with my sump pump
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Women who chose the ber ,I wanna ask why you are so financially irresponsible
[+7] u/BratwurstSpectator: So, the war is over? Probably not. There's a rounding top btw.
[+7] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Great. We're just getting spammed by edgy teens with no fucking money. Begone you snotty nosed little fucks.
[+7] u/andytobbles: The semiconductor trade is back IMO. All major players are about to gun straight to ATH.
[+7] u/NotMe357: KOSPI up over 10% lol
[+7] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Am I hallucinating or is KOSPI up almost 12% rn?
[+7] u/DCHamar: Kospi my favourite meme coin
[+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Imagine Kristi Noem staring at you with those satanic eyes while she glug-glugs your 10 incher
[+7] u/YNeverWAlone: No racist but all the fast food burger CEO’s look like the same guy
[+7] u/Coogiez: Vlad wtf lmao. Bro looking like he’s working a porn scene
[+7] u/SomePolack: Spamming comments cuz I won’t let the automod take me quietly
[+7] u/cripky: some of you are really slowing down AI learning with your retarded comments in this thread and it shows
[+7] u/Accomplished_Oil2083: That’s it?! A platinum card?! Lame
[+7] u/DM_Me_Science: Why is that guy sweating so much
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: Men used to make so much money on a single income that they were able to have a secret second family.
[+7] u/Ill-Ad1603: Why is the entire South Korean stock market trading like a shit coin?
[+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Show me $100 on Hood stock and I order the platinum card
[+7] u/B2BContinuum: Green early night red dawn first light
[+7] u/Gom_KBull: Bols swearing 700 and buying calls for it every week for the past 4 months is some serious Groundhog Day hell loop.
[+7] u/KamikazeFF: Just a PSA to remind everyone here the BULL is a shit stock and do not buy it thinking that it's cheap right now. You will get burned. There are much better opportunities out there.
Sincerely, a bagholder
[+7] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: Lmao still in awe i lost 20k on spy puts
[+7] u/colinr813: Futes were real until a few minutes ago now they’re fake and gay
[+7] u/Bluesquare9: imagine going to your kid's career day as a day trader
[+7] u/rand_walking_charts: What happened SPY? Get right back down there you dirty hoe 👇
[+7] u/booose6: What did i miss? Spy ruggin
[+7] u/JonDSoCal: Picked up some puts at close, so take it easy, SPY. Make it last all nite, baby.
[+7] u/TapIllustrious2366: A second tower just struck joe Rogan 🪦 rip
[+7] u/FullCopy: GOP representatives are now seeing 🥭is like an NVDA yolo at open. It may work in your favor but you’ll get ruined eventually
[+7] u/Contango_withme: Watching 50 Shades of Grey, but wish I were watching it with u/Cashflow_ instead
[+7] u/Jimbeauxer: The tip of your penis will have more sensitivity if your cock skin covering is still intact
[+7] u/pootenanner: Anddddddddd back to 675 she goes
[+7] u/LostandConfused2024: Bears really came out the fucking woodworks the moment there was a red candle. LMAO
[+7] u/cryptohorn: Imagine not eating a Kids Cuisine and looking at futes
[+7] u/Sick0h: Asked DeepSeek how to go about solving a complex problem. It said if you’re having trouble figuring out a solution, simply steal it from someone who has already figured it out before. Training on them mandarin text hit a lil different.
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: VIX. Babe. You are bringing me down
[+7] u/Sick0h: Holy shit, selling options in a loot box is an amazing fucking idea. $100 a box. Mostly shitty 0.01 highest OTM short expiries in it, but like 1/100000 odds for SPY $50 furthest out LEAPs.
Make me lead design right fucking now Vlad.
[+7] u/Bodie_Broadus_: TTD gonna fucking rip tomorrow.
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: im buying puts tomorrow. buy calls if you want to make some money
[+7] u/Unemployable1593: have you considered nothing matters
[+7] u/hiphopanonomos: Let me guess, AVGO sudden spike 5% after hours then plummet an hour later
[+7] u/photocopy_ypoc: EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER!
[+7] u/Mr-Bonnet: WAY TOO BULLISH IN HERE
[+7] u/SkylarB02: broadcom assassinated
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: OTM calls biggest scam ever
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: AVGO just stuck in limbo. Wtf. Gay
[+7] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: hope tomorrow market tank so i can buy other calls
[+7] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Get rich or die trying. Today was obvious. Tomorrow is too
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Flat is the new red, new green and new flat LMAO🤌
[+7] u/LostandConfused2024: Looking like tomorrow’s going to be another green day
[+7] u/ByahhByahh: Doctor told me I have an extra chromosome. I call that a Return on Insemination.
[+7] u/Particular_Tone3122: Recognize that you are the barnacle not the whale and you’ll make some money. Good DD is on here occasionally. Occasionally we are wrangling lost morons
[+7] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: Not sure how it’s gona affect market but all recent strikes are on IRGC locations directly in line and on the boarder with our Kurdish allies. Pretty obvious they are shaping the battlefield for the Kurds to send in ground troops. Pretty wild but I would bet a lot of money that’s coming next
[+7] u/NoTrainer6663: Buying every dip works so well.
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Everyone ready for HOOD to take flight in 30 minutes?
[+7] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Africa by Toto makes everything make sense
[+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Be nice to women
They can fly drones into you too, ya know.
[+7] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Just need a 1.6% day to hit 700 on spy. Hope it is there in the first 5 min candle tomorrow
[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: EARLY DIVIDEND PAYMENTS
WHAT THE FUCK IS A DIVIDEND
[+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Imagine not buying GLD on every dip
[+7] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Its over sell everything
[+7] u/ebitdasga: SLV has been complete trash
[+7] u/AdministrativeYard: My entire $20 k in $686 puts expiring tomorrow. I'm a dumbass
[+7] u/Low_Plastic363: How long until we abandon them again?
[+7] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Adome201** bet **MU** goes from **402.56** to **450.0** before **20-Mar-2026 05:30 PM EST**
Their record is 2 wins and 6 losses.
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[+7] u/play_yr_part: if you don't have a strong memory of 9/11 you're gen z or a millennial with a brain injury
[+7] u/cashflow_: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE AND I ASKED NICELY NOT TO TAG ME WHILE IM WATCHING MY
MOVIE SO CUT IT OUT
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT AVGO.
[+6] u/retard_trader: Bout to just full port ASTS 115 calls man fuck it
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: Israel martyred the leader of a theocracy and regards in here expect them to just lie down and surrender LMAO
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #I have no idea what's going on but I'm sure I predicted it at some point LMAO🤌
[+6] u/31andnotdone: as soon as you think you're safe to buy calls on everything
thats when you buy puts instead
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: A sitting senator broke my portfolio's arm
[+6] u/jda823: Almost as if the market was artificially propped up all day.
[+6] u/rioferdy838: Getting my asshole ready for the AVGO gaping im going to get.
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: They won’t give us AVGO earnings til QQQ option close at 4:15. 😤
[+6] u/geozwing: Orange man please don’t open your mouth
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: 30% avgo selloff from 400s overdone
[+6] u/BigGain_Shrek: Do some research. Rigetti has 1 “customer” a school in India. 🤔
[+6] u/Riskismyapellido: and AVGO goes red! We have a code red
[+6] u/MagJack: beating rev and earnings doesnt matter at all anymore
[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: First 10 moves are always fake
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: This AVGO red candlwe wrecked my ass
[+6] u/Sean_VasDeferens: Today was glorious day, a big beautiful day, there haven't been many days as beautiful as today was. Tomorrow will be a great day, a day like no other day before it. People will look back at tomorrow and say "can you believe it!" A day like no other.
[+6] u/jacked2datitz: could’ve made a lot of money today, too bad I’m retarded
[+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: #I can’t be the only one here holding 670 puts that I bought at the bottom yesterday, am I?
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Oill 100 a barel by friday
[+6] u/LarryStink: If this isnt the most manipulated market you've ever seen idk what to say.
This isnt a "hedgies" illegal manipulation but a MM constrained 0dte driven manipulation. Vol controls and hedging flows that cause markets to mean revert. It no longer pays to hold positions and if you can't watch the chart while actively in a trade or have futures to open and close after hours, theres no chance.
At some point it probably breaks the mold and there is a wash out. And because of this, those who say "theta gang" well your 10 wins a row just got wiped out by that 1 move.
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: When we have a 10%+ down day this place going to go nuts.
[+6] u/Illustrious-Car-2541: The Kurds are coming to save my puts
[+6] u/Goody2Shoes92: Flat today means bleed out tomorrow.
Remember NVDA earnings
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: Commence Operation:
**Big Beautiful Fury on Bol Butthole**^(TM) 🦅🦅🦅🦅🥩🥩🥩
[+6] u/BlackdirtBreakdown: ASTS makes it so easy
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Locked in for the night… could destroy my account or emerge cleansed of my past 2 months of trading sins. Tonight we find out. No sleep gang
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: This is a retards market
Trade accordingly
[+6] u/dyler13: Next up in bizarro world: Iran successfully bombs Israeli nuclear site in Dimona: SPY hits ATH
[+6] u/actuallyrealperson: I buy puts, stock goes up. I buy calls, it goes down. I buy shares, it goes sideways. Fuck
[+6] u/Country_Gravy420: Two words:
Total, Economic. Collapse
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: the senate essentially said, go off king
[+6] u/lysergalien: Yes I made lots of money during the bull market. Yes I let it fool me into thinking I had something figured out. Yes I lost all the gains. And I'm still in wsb. I have what you might call an extra chromosome
[+6] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Loving No Doubt shouldn’t be a generational divide
[+6] u/photosynthescythe: I went from 13k to 64k trading shares on margin, option fucked me a couple years back, but should I fill port into some 0DTEs to try and get to 100k?
[+6] u/enc-nyc: Blackout in Iraq. SPY: +0.71%
[+6] u/cashflow_: GUYS KEEP IT UP AND I’LL TAKE EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOMS TO GREECE ON VACATION WATCH ME
[+6] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Holy shit, Tim Cook seeking to aquire GRND
[+6] u/PushAble2463: Just ordered a very expensive fishing trip. Keep it rocking Kospi
[+6] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Gemini is assisting me in setting up a fake defense company to send invoices to the Department of Poor. Have time tonight.
SPY $725 May
[+6] u/ajibtunes: Hey guys, stock market amiright?
[+6] u/Icy-Motor-8519: “US layoffs are off to their worst start since the great financial crisis. “ 🥴
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN VLAD
[+6] u/greenbelieve: Robinhood family accounts. Sick
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: mmm i love when absolutely nothing happens
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Vlad you greedy pos
I don’t need new features
Just get rid of the selfie requirement when we I lock myself out of your POS app
[+6] u/Pereise1: SLV, oil, and equities pumping overnight is certainly something
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: ROBINHOOD CHANGED THE GAME
[+6] u/No_Cod972: This is actual innovation. A bit refreshing
[+6] u/wildcat1055: So US Rep. Tony Gonzales can ask a staffer for sexy pictures, and nothing happens to him?
But you guys want to ban me for doing the same on WSB?
This is some bullshit 😠
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Holy fuck futes went from +0.27% to red with one red candle LMAO🤌
[+6] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: WHY WE DUMPING NOW ? ANY NEWS ?
[+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Lol the senate repubs voted to limit their own power and just let taco keep doing what he wants? What a bunch bootlicking cucks.
[+6] u/bullhunter469: Did bears DIE? Lmao
Futures PUMPIN STILL lmao
[+6] u/Contango_withme: Can’t believe how amazing I look on all fours
[+6] u/kemar7856: Girl that fled America to Canada now begging on tiktok we got it worst here 😂
[+6] u/Coffeewin: GLD please don't dump with the indexes 🙏
[+6] u/Rare-ish_Birb: JFC my neighbor's wind chime going nuts in this downpour. Might have to take it out.
[+6] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: If we get a overnight dump 3 days in a row I’m full porting 0dte calls
[+6] u/pootenanner: I went in hard on these Futes at the tippy top too. Plus 60k on that drop. Still riding her down like I do your wife
[+6] u/get_da_maney: Guess I’ll start preemptively jorkin to my puts printing at open 🌚
[+6] u/31andnotdone: u/cashflow_ sends daily pp pics 📸 just dm him to subscribe
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Looks like spy gonna be down big overnight
[+6] u/Send_Lawyers: Another oil tanker goes kablooie. https://x.com/abscbnnews/status/2029369928219017598?s=46
[+6] u/CD274: Oh Korea also had a trading stop for too much buying today 🙄
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: Oil rising. If you boltards really cope for that 690/700, you better hope oil falls soon
[+6] u/NotMe357: Everything was fine until Bear Nation attack.
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Forecast for tonight
📉📉😩🤌📉📉
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: Fried chicken place sent me 12 pieces of chicken when I was only supposed to get 6 pieces.
This may be the best moment of my year
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: 🌽 is dead and will literally never hit 75k again
Looks like a 50k crash coming
[+6] u/McKoijion: "Sir, a second container ship has been sunk by Iran."
You know, except with Trump instead of Bush.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/george-bush-learning-about-911
[+6] u/Zeppu: What I don't understand is who are you going to negotiate with if they kill everyone? I mean, Israel wants total war... they attacked the senate building where the senior experts were supposed to meet, even though no one was there. I think the US and Israel have different objectives.
[+6] u/Late_Company6926: So if we all transitioned to electric vehicles and clean energy then we wouldn’t need any oil from the Middle East? At all?
[+6] u/ModeForJoe: Oil futes are really taking off... you don't think there's something going on out there, do you?
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Yall fw reece’s pieces?
[+6] u/MadSkyGlider: Are we reversing Asian markets tomorrow considering so many calls?
[+6] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Lol y’all out here roasting the mcdonald’s ceo except we’re still talking about mcdonalds
[+6] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: 🧙♂️ I am a servant of the bull market, wielder of the flame of AI. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, bear of Udûn!
🐻: grrrrrrrr 🔥
🧙♂️ Go back to the Shadow!
🐻: 📿
#🧙♂️: YOU… SHALL NOT… PASS!!
[+6] u/Alex_Trenholm: Can someone tell me how to feel about my SPY March 20th $700 calls I bought at close today plz
[+6] u/Taraih: Gotta love how all the gains over the day are reversed in last 60 min. Garbage market
[+6] u/bc531198: War was bad yesterday, war was good today. Tomorrow I'm going more neutral, S&P -50.5% futes before open, .6% by close.
[+6] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: congrats bulls, QQQ went from -3% YTD to -1.5% YTD! you done it!
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Oh MSFT you fucking bitch. I closed my trading platform mid day and just checked at close. Why do you do the things that you do, useless bitch.
[+6] u/Avocadonot: Lmao that AH bounce do be bouncin
[+6] u/whodey84: I take it RGTI is back to making pasta?
[+6] u/Airader: First move is fake, here comes AVGO
[+6] u/RockCultural4075: You can not tell me AVGO is not about to pump 10%
[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: Avgo iv crush absolute beauty
[+6] u/BitterRecognition283: AVGO needs to make up its mind and stop giving me a heart attack
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: Saucy. If we get a giga pump tomorrow I'm rich. If not I'm looking at real estate behind the burger place
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Lmao AVGO announces a 10b dollar share repurchase program and it stayed flat.
[+6] u/McKoijion: Lol whenever I think about trading natural gas, I remember how dirty the people on the other side of the trade play.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Arnold
Edit: And that's just Enron. The whales of this industry are some of the most bloodthirsty monarchs in history.
[+6] u/jeeeeezik: I mean realistically why can't apple just use a free open source AI models? Like they have great hardware, probably the best and they already have a MOAT of billions customers. Those tiny qwen models are amazing and can run on every recent iphone. Moreover, their chips are the single most impressive investment they have done the past decade, capable of outperforming tons of other phones for AI (no data centers needed)
[+6] u/zestykite: you bulls just 1 tweet away from a bad time.
[+6] u/According-Page8618: avgo still 25% off ath from 3 months ago lol
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Bears are celebrating that avgo went down a couple bucks. What in the actual fuk😂
[+6] u/Urzuck: Tomorrow i will be a filthy bear, loaded on puts.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Ayatollah had moved his gold to Russia and Putin already claimed it LMAO🤌
[+6] u/jda823: Can someone tell me when the typical Bitcoin dump is so I can sell before?
[+6] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: We try not to sexualise those glorious, perfectly sculpted daddarios
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: mad that I accepted the nickel when I should have stayed in for the band
[+6] u/queenofcowboys: Thighs like what *WHAT* what
ALL NIGHT LONG
*LET ME SEE THAT THONG*
[+6] u/ResidentPack4103: If we had just a retarded old man who wants to watch the birds from his back porch as prez instead of 🥭 SPY would be 900 rn fr
[+6] u/whodowhodo: No but the way this is giving calls
[+6] u/kemar7856: Amazon cutting jobs in the robotics division 😳
[+6] u/Disconn3cted: If your portfolio is 100% NBIS today you are up 12% and you are covered with your own cum
[+6] u/Micronto65bymay: Dude dressed like napoleon selling credit cards.
[+6] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Asian market follows the US market not the other way around
[+6] u/No_Skirt_4689: SPY $700 is happening tomorrow this time for real, right guys?
[+6] u/greenbelieve: This airplane is dope
[+6] u/cashflow_: BRO I JUST SAID NOT TO DISTURB ME
[+6] u/Accomplished_Oil2083: Robinhood air lmaooo lame
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: What is vlad wearing 💀
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Vlad kid really said fuck Elon and give me sundar
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Wait my calls are fk now ?
[+6] u/LadderAdmirable: Open at 680 again tomorrow and then do this song and dance all over again, lmao
[+6] u/Tahmeed09: red by open. This is a casino. You’ve never right, you’re just not wrong Yet
[+6] u/hiphopanonomos: I can't say any more without altering this timeline
[+6] u/dontlikeyacutG: Only if they could read
[+5] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: All these CEOs eating their *products.*
when’s zuck gonna eat a dick
#😮🍆🎅🏿
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Judge rules companies are entitled to tariff refunds
[+5] u/Fkthisst93: Raising guidance. Shares buy back. Lmao. None of them enough to save my calls
[+5] u/sanndman: avgo 10b buyback through 2026.
[+5] u/gabbone666: Tomorrow this circus has to end
Tomorrow: Spy 690
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: AVGO didn’t tank the market. Everything all Gucci for a massive bull run
[+5] u/Solid-Season9984: That dead cat do be bouncing tho
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: GOOG has become a piece of fucking disappointing shit, hasn’t it?
[+5] u/Airader: AVGO CEO really selling the future demand well
[+5] u/xconnor759: White House posting call of duty memes
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: All I need to stay solvent is a miracle
[+5] u/war5515: See you guys next week!
[+5] u/LostandConfused2024: Spy going to 690 tomorrow
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Cramer says the war won’t spiral 😬😬😬
[+5] u/Val44x: BEAUTIFUL GREEN FUTURES
[+5] u/queenofcowboys: *Robinhood live stream with CEO starting soon, join us.*
No thanks, fuck you.
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Get this dude a towel....goddam
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Those Koreans are as regarded as us. 12% rebound, lol
[+5] u/Necessary-Damage3349: Get the sweaty guy back
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: I’m a 10 because that’s all I have in my bank account
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: The kospi is swinging 100 bps every minute, absolutely insane
[+5] u/AirwickS: Asian markets ripping right now had to be one of the easiest trades this year.
[+5] u/NotMe357: Future is dumping! I repeat, Future is dumping. Please send help!
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: BREAKING NEWS: 15 year old son gains access to father's robinhood portfolio and transfers 500k from his retirement to personal trading account.
[+5] u/bodymindtrader: At the Robinhood event in NYC, these MFs are killing it
[+5] u/soad1331: I just ordered a baconator with my winnings from the week
[+5] u/Jesoo_: my anoos is ready for avgo earnings
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # BOLS GOT FUCKING PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE
[+5] u/jeeeeezik: We are only up today because it looks like America is winning.
Bears all day long want it go down which means they want to see America losing.
Bears are traitors to their nation and should be sent to the frontlines.
(This comment was paid for by AIPAC)
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Microsoft sucks donkey’s balls
[+5] u/patmccock86: We are going to drill to the core once the manipulation stops. You can run and pump, but you can't hide and pump
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Loose-Weird-7234 made a bet that NVDA would go to 212.2 within **2 weeks** when it was 187.834 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 3 losses
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[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Ber is rooting for Iran
[+5] u/rd26: !banbet gonna need a little help here
[+5] u/Temporary-Equal-774: !banbet $AVGO 325 1D
[+5] u/bullhunter469: Lessons learned today (again):
1) Gay bears got obliterated
2) Bitch gay bears' SPY puts expired worthless
3) Gay bears bought more puts scheduled to expire worthless tomorrow
4) Bears = Gay
[+5] u/photocopy_ypoc: YES BAN THE DATA CENTERS!!! FOREVER!!!!
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # Bols love drinking UTI piss recreationally
# 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
[+5] u/Fineous40: My XCOM calls have a 95% chance of hitting
[+5] u/TotalInstruction: Spy poots.
Cash out my KO covered calls and reroll.
Push buttons, get paid.
[+5] u/PureAlpha22: Inevitably red tomorrow, they won’t allow two days like this
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: Bye Broadcom, another red overnight; probably green af tomorrow too cuz that’s apparently how this works
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: They algos don't know what to choose lol
[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Lol, someone sold their AVGO at 308
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/9tacos made a bet that NVDA would go to 220.0 within **1 week** when it was 196.448 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 4 wins and 16 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+5] u/svpa3991: BULL is a generational level of cooked
[+5] u/abramoam1: Everyone celebrating 🎉 🥳
Me, with GOOG ☠️🪦
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: webull..more like weshit
[+5] u/FalconGhost: Bullish af close. Bears about to be Thanos snapped tomorrow
[+5] u/MrRutin: Going to bed now hope nothing crazy happens
[+5] u/Solid-Season9984: Its ok oil you can spike if you want too, does anyone know if any ships have passed through the eye of a whore moose yet?
[+5] u/Artemaker: Oil is the new bitcoin
[+5] u/tombrady011235: Some stupid pathetic piece of shit said RGTI is a buy because the smartest person he knows works there
Calling it a buy because of the smartest person he knows works there is like recommending a whore house because the most virginal girl he knows works there
Stupid dumb fuck
[+5] u/RealPrinceZuko: BULL CEO needs to come out with boobie tassels that spell "buyback" when he twirls them to save my calls
[+5] u/Slow-Feed-8201: The amount of g forces it takes to hold spy options
[+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Rate my port:
$MSTR
$NBIS
$ONDS
$MODS
$RR
$GHEY
[+5] u/Killersax: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+5] u/caprividog: The more things change, the more theta stays the same
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “A lawyer for the 🥭 administration told a judge on Wednesday that Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has such broad authority over vaccine policy that he could even scrap recommendations for measles shots in favor of people deliberately exposing themselves to the virus.”
Guys, I think the market might have measles
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: my 2 shares of AVGO are ripping!!!
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Good news! Youre all gay! :D
[+5] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Bad job numbers = market goes up because of rate cuts!
Good job numbers = market goes up because good!
Meanwhile these priced in rate cuts are no longer going to be there, during a liquidity crisis where everyone is leveraged to the max...
[+5] u/Sidney_Godsby: Lmfao Salesforce CEO on cnbc a second ago just said that he’s not worried about AI taking away jobs because humans will still have jobs to do, and cited CEOs having to speak with media after earnings as a job AI won’t take away.
Are these fkn billionaires really that ready to be eaten?
[+5] u/CriticalBlackberry90: First they took out Iran, then they took out IREN
[+5] u/Shah_an_shah: Go down overnight/ pre market and then open red. I kinda like it.
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Who needs enemies when you have allies like Russia and China
[+5] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Will fed raise or cut?
Will the real pedostein files get released?
Will Cyna invade Taiwan?
Will the middle east get turned to glass?
I don't fuckin know, but I'm getting real tired of not having a normal damn week in the world.
Stonks up 5%, stonks down 10%.
Snip snap.
[+5] u/Seadog98: Shitting on the bosses dime. Phantom wipe. It’s gonna be a good day.
[+5] u/Strangerdanger8812: Check back on that wipe in 20
[+5] u/stupidber: Community was such a good show goddamn
[+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: I jet skied through Hormuz in 97’. You guys don’t know shit
[+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Tomorrow looking green to me. Thanks AVGO! Should see a little bump in NVDA too, like a reminder that they also made a shit ton of money.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Too many folks bought puts...again & again....
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: The bers are seething 🤣🫵🏻 word of advice bers, just buy puts a week out when we’re up, and calls a week out when we’re down, regards
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: IREN doing an up to $6 billion ATM is wild. Stock is getting flushed for sure but they are planning some wild growth if they need that much funding.
[+5] u/sftheory: I am a simple man.... I see COIN up 14% on the day, I short it.
[+5] u/CriticalBlackberry90: I have a bad feeling about this. Tomorrow we will drill in morning then pump later but if ORCL earnings come in bad again next week (and I think they will) we will slide down further.
I think we are currently in a bear market rally because of the war, but as it drags on the market will shift focus back to CapEx and AI spending fears.
Removing the regime is ultimately long term bullish but in the short term I think they'll shake out weak hands over the next few months before we rip higher in the second half of the year.
It doesn't really matter to me because I'm just looking for opportunities a day at a time, but I'm not confident to start buying stocks and holding long term yet.
The way I see it is, what would the market do if this war never happened? Because ultimately that is what it will do even if short term volatility is high.
[+5] u/michaelis999: looks like tomorrow we finish off the last of the berrorists.
NO MORE GAY BERS
[+5] u/colinr813: Time to short bitcoin
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Euros better not fuck this up
[+5] u/cryptohorn: *KOREA'S KOSPI INDEX SURGES 12% AS SAMSUNG, SK HYNIX REBOUND
[+5] u/undermon: The KOSPI is dead, long live the KOSPI
[+5] u/ChazHollywood: Holy fucking shit look at it go
[+5] u/Fast_Signature7684: imagine being a gay bear winning for 6 months straight, going all in on iran usa war to get fuuuuuked in the ass and losing all gains
[+5] u/Pereise1: Metal absolutely rocketing sweet
[+5] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: Unfortunately no one’s portfolio is 100% nbis unless they are trying to end their life early
[+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: WHY EVERYTHING PUMPING ? ANY NEWS ?
[+5] u/JackORoses: NFLX to $105 tomorrow
[+5] u/thenelston: what is hood cooking
[+5] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: How fucked are my QQQ puts? Why are we pumping out of no cathalysts? Nvidia earnings sell off just to pump back? War sell off just to pump back?
[+5] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Prediction: premarket Spy moons. Sell off in the afternoon
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Gold is no longer for the faint of heart, but steady hands tuning out the daily noise and riding it out will be rewarded handsomely in the coming months
[+5] u/b40nobody: Hey boys I'm just realized that I've become a giant pussy somewhere along the line in The Last 5 Years where I used to diamond hand fucking retarded spacs for 3x returns to today where my biggest holding spiked 17 percent and im shitting myself because I made the "bold decision" to press my luck tomorrow.
[+5] u/PushAble2463: USA should look at Korea and learn how to run a real casino
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: I’m pretty sure SPY finds a way to convince itself that this oil spike is bullish 😂LMAO 🤌🤌🤌Make it make sense!
[+5] u/chikenbeer: I can finally afford to change my underwear
[+5] u/constructivecaptain: Anyone have a paper trading account alongside their regular account? It’s pretty nice. Scratches the gambling itch sometimes.
[+5] u/OilBull: OIL HOLY FUCK LETS FUCKING GOOO
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: The torrential rains right now just Allah crying for my port.
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Shout-out to William Herschel for discovering Uranus 💀
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: What y'all think of women with short blond spikey hair, white frosted tips?
Also: SPY 688p
[+5] u/This_Possible_3942: An oil tanker has been hit if anyone was curious
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Yo u/cashflow_ how's the movie?
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: they are spilling dinosaur juice in the gulf, apparently
the environment-aware crew must be very annoyed right now...
\*nods\*
[+5] u/katrav86: the moon is fucking pathetic. can't even light up my patio. stupid ball
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Bers 🤣🤣🤣🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻 you really had us going there
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Nobody does it better than Robinhood
Take Tesla out of Mag and put RH
1T market cap is not a meme
[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: I know absolutely 0 about korean and just full ported KORU cause fuck it
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Koreans with big pp green candles despite average pp size being on the lower end of the scale
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Beirut got hit, missile alerts in Tel Aviv currently. Bb has mango by the balls. No way Israel kicks this hornets nest without being willing to go the distance right?
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: We honestly fucked up letting nerds that code trading algorithms control this much money
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: bears got pounded today, but on the bright side they'll also get pounded tomorrow
[+5] u/Preachey: Does this war actually have significant real effects on the US economy? The USA is so economically insulated from the mess they've just caused.
On the surface there's no obvious reason why US stocks should see any major effects from this, other than oil price, but the rest of the world is hit harder by that.
I'm doubting the puts I impulse bought yesterday
[+5] u/sylphvanas: Wow can’t even have 2 green days in a row
[+5] u/TomorrowSavings7579: I'm actually in Korea. Its pretty chaotic here at the moment. The things I've seen today!! Smh.
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: Thailand is going to run out of oil soon there will be an influx of lady boys running around the US in the coming weeks.
[+5] u/Ghost1914: Today was just a dead cat bounce. Back to the dump tomorrow
[+5] u/Commercial_Horror204: Fellow americans, let's remember tonight, congress FAILED to curb trupm's war power, which, will lead to a MUCH BROADER LONGER WAR, which, is what Americans want at tht moment.
[+5] u/dankeyschon: so much propaganda on the upcoming deepseek stuff. it sounds desperate.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Sinking ships thousands of miles away from the combat zone on sight but I’m told it’s not a war
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: ok fine dad we'll let spy have 670 but only if we can get 700 later
[+5] u/jda823: Oil goes up 3.5%.
Bols be like, green number only go up
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: The real stock market moves right after 4pm est time. Before that is just noise.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Feels like either
Algos excited for AVGO
Or
Algos pumping to dump for Friday
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: It would best for AVGO yo beat and raise so this train stays on the rails
[+5] u/bluen: Bruhs what if they made an ai that only hallucinates
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: should I make a post about my SGOV monthly div payout gains??
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: the people yearn for a pump
[+5] u/vanceraa: avgo taking the elevator up
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: QQQ and SPY will print tomorrow 🚀
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: GOOG puts. These YouTube long form videos are turning what should be a 2 minute articles into 20 minute commentaries and 3 minute bodycam clips into 30 minutes of unedited filler and narration.
[+5] u/LostandConfused2024: Dawg it’s the first time futures have been up in a minute. We’re going to moon tomorrow
[+5] u/BigGain_Shrek: Me likey shiney metal
[+5] u/lysergalien: I wish people could think for themselves and form their own opinions instead of feeling the need to join a group and conform to their ideals out of fear of being ostracized. We literally have computer and phones and internet and could have direct democracy without representatives using that technology but everyone is too stupid and would fuck it up by letting their minds be controlled by propaganda. I actually think it would be so much worse than things are now. Puts on humanity tbh
[+5] u/soad1331: Just put the fries in the bag bro
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: HOOD EARLY DIVIDENDS
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: There’s a sale on cuck chairs right now. You should get one
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Korean market has me paranoid to sell CSP’s now. 😤
[+5] u/hallett21: Put holders acting like it’s not going to 692 tomorrow lol
[+5] u/am22fcw: Microsoft is fucking pathetic
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Red at night. Bulls delight
[+5] u/Great-Television1775: P fiddy tanker destroyed in Kuwait port, baby oil all over it
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: here we go again...4 nights in a row of of selling
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Went out to touch grass. Grass up 2.1%.
[+5] u/McKoijion: If Trump is willing to lie about easily verified stuff like this, it seems likely that he's also lying about how well the attack on Iran is going.
https://apnews.com/article/iran-trump-spain-war-sanchez-bases-26c3132777225c4e473f090b7ab07037
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Buys 1,000 SPY 600 puts for 0.01
World doesn’t burn overnight
“Damn, so close”
[+5] u/Dennistheemennis: P diddy the safest out of everyone right now
[+5] u/surmoiFire: KOSPI +10%, Korean gov is gonna pump this to the 🌕
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: Spy: “It’s just 1 ship, right?”
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: lol MSFT dump. what happened
[+5] u/photocopy_ypoc: What'd she say at the end??
[+5] u/ChinCheckUrFartBox: Webull isnt very bullish
[+5] u/Etheikin: the majority of shareholders are retarded
historically when a company launched an extremely competitive product that defies gravity, they just tend to wait for earnings, then fomo during earnings conference
[+5] u/Overall_Option_8883: Lots of positive news about ASTS how long before Amazon takes a stake to challenges SpaceX
[+5] u/ResidentPack4103: Keep saying it over n over tech trade is back avgo to moon
[+5] u/cashflow_: Lexapro stopped the anxiety I was having after quitting vape but now I have no motivation to do anything. Not worth it gonna stop
[+5] u/TreGet234: Asia buying metals and stonks again? Would be a shame if we rugpulled them at open.
[+5] u/KleenVision: gonna be a lot of whiny bols here tomorrow
[+5] u/BigLawBurnerSoNoDox: Just need a casual -2% day on SPY to breakeven on my puts. I’m fucked
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: This guy is sweaty as fuck
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: Kurds have begun their offensive on SPY
[+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: After seeing avgo, got some SPX puts for tomorrow just in case this drops by 1%
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: Gyna gonna move on Thai Won any minute now
[+5] u/PutzOnDonleon: Lou Holtz dieing made me unexpectedly kinda sad.. he was like a grandpa I saw every Saturday growing up
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: All earnings had been a home run and you nerds think in “ai bubbles” lol
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: So the Koreans a little yippy when it comes to stocks, huh? lol
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: Maybe you haven’t heard. There is a WAR in the Middle East 😂😂😂
[+5] u/whodey84: That song was about Bessent.
[+5] u/BigGain_Shrek: Just curious how gov refunds business for tariffs. Total clusterfuk
[+5] u/Disconn3cted: What product did you have for lunch today?
[+5] u/Zeppu: How many of you are buried in oil thinking it would be an easy trade?
[+5] u/jda823: Just open flat tomorrow. Just not a big +/-1% premarket bullshit
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: I’m holding my very real meat…
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: I saw a reddit post about a guy who was living a relatively normal life with 90% of his brain missing. Draw your own conclusions.
[+5] u/TapIllustrious2366: Straight of hummus drained of water
[+39] u/IllBuyYourCar: Buddy of mine just passed after a two year battle with fungal meningitis, 29 years old.
He did HVAC for three years before coming down with the illness.
Please be careful out there and tell your family you love them.
[+28] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Prince Harry served 2 tours in Afghanistan
Baron can't serve because he is "too tall"
Pains me to say it, but the brits have bigger balls
[+21] u/MusingsAndMind: I'm a stoic investor
when I lose money? I feel nothing.
when I gain money? I don't know how I'd feel because that hasn't happened yet.
[+20] u/AngryGranny1992: You guys all need to panic Sell NOW. This economy is crashing and we are going into a bear market. Media is hiding a lot of shit on purpose because it looks really bad. For example American Casualties are around 500-700 minimum (not the 6 reported). A bunch of oil refineries in gulf countries have been destroyed, and one of them from was a false flag in Saudi Arabia from 2 Israeli agents (Saudi Arabia government reported and confirmed they caught 2 Israeli agents planting bombs). The Straight of Hormuz is now closed. UAE requested their residents to only buy whats necessary.
Furthermore, citizens in UAE are being fined for taking any videos of any missiles or drone attacks. Same with Israel, if you have noticed in the last 2 days there's been like no coverage on Twitter on bombs in Israel. Furthermore, Hezbollah has launched an attack on Israel yesterday. 3 F15E planes were downed by Kuwait friendly fire from the US military base. Another one seems to have been downed today by Iran in from the skies of Iran. This is to say that in our whole history not a single F15 has been shot down, and already 4 has been shot down. Furthermore, two 1.1-1.5B radars have been destroyed by Iran, Missile stockpiles are running out.
As such USA is now carpet bombing Iran with their superior Air brigade.
No one is winning this war, a bunch of Iranian Civilians are dying, Israeli civilians are dying, Gulf countries have been hit economically pretty bad, and the Iran regime will not change because the US admin has admitted they don't even have a fucking concrete plan on what they are even doing. There's many videos from inside Iran where their people have gone absolutely insane with the death of their leader and mourning in millions on the streets since Saturday. Again this is all hidden on our media because they just show you some dancing Iranians that don't even live in Iran to make it seem that they are all happy.
And just tonight, CENTCOM reported that the war is going to last till at least September: [https://x.com/faytuksnetwork/status/2029406879395324209](https://x.com/faytuksnetwork/status/2029406879395324209)
This Monday the Fed injected 3B to the market, then 18.5B Tuesday and then this morning magically the Supreme Court ordered the 175B tariffs to be refunded to the companies which pumped the market. These are very clearly fake pumps to keep the markets from crashing. Once Oil stops moving for longer than 2 weeks and stays elevated, holy shit are we going to feel the cost of this war.
You can say whatever and that I'm coping, but don't say i didn't warn you guys.
[+19] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: The Iranians yearn for western freedoms such as polymarket, onlyfans and $20 burrito bowls
[+16] u/DefiantDelta: dude, you didn’t see yet? the Burger King CEO totally out-bitemogged the Mcdonalds CEO!
[+15] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: I'm currently in japan and just tried mcdonalts. I got a big mac meal for 750 yen ( $4.75). Same taste but coke is better.
Food is almost half price here compared to the USA and you never tip in a restaurant.
[+15] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Ready to make 10 bucks or lose 2k today
[+15] u/jonneh: 😳😳😳
#
> An oil tanker has been hit by a "large explosion" in the waters off of Kuwait, resulting in a large oil spill.
[+14] u/Toothlesskinch: NYC finance giving serious 2007 vibes right now. Motherfuckers paying 25k for private memberships at Padel clubs, 10k for access to reservations at Carbone, 70k/yr private schools with massive waitlists and all while main street is getting buried in debt. If you were there, you know.
[+14] u/Carfar_Farcar: Global thermonuclear war it is then, thanks Cramer.
[+13] u/Zetice: economy so bad, the first options play not even free anymore.
[+13] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie now telling us Iran would have had a nuke in 2 weeks if he didn't attack when 8 months ago he said he "totally obliterated" their nuclear program is wild.
He says it at 2:10
https://youtu.be/h-1AS46O7xY
[+13] u/RockasaurusRex: My doctor said to stop telling him how long my erections are lasting.
[+13] u/Toothlesskinch: US repeatedly signaling less support for NATO. EU is all like OK. Will need to dump a trillion dollars across the next decade re-arming themselves.US all shocked when "allies" don't want to join insanely expensive, ultimately fruitless war in Iran. You cant make this shit up.
[+12] u/burneraccount1819: Smells like mental illness in here
[+12] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Judging solely by the porn, i’d say the conquest of ukraine is a more worthwhile pursuit than the conquest of iran.
[+12] u/BaxterrStockman: Some of y’all weren’t here when regards were adopting actual irl apes with their tendies and it shows 🤌
[+12] u/Napster-mp3: Wait wait wait. You’re telling me, you’re going to make these AI companies pay for their own power plants? ROTFLMAO. And you think they are going to be profitable?!!! LMAOOOOO
[+12] u/ManBearPig_1983: "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again"
- POTUS
[+11] u/pmotiveforce: I love watching kegsheth talk. Its like a walking sack of 🌈 beta insecurity massively overcompensating for being such a twerpy little bitch.
"See, this was death from above. Massive ordnance delivered with full power by our manly warfighter warriors of death. And the torpedo was silent death, massive manly penetration by our semen."
What kind of a sissy talks like that, 😂
[+11] u/ThryothorusRuficaud: Like 5 years ago you guys convinced me to buy 62 shares of PLTR at $21 a share. So thanks for that.
I kind of forgot about it and I'm gonna sell it tomorrow and buy COSTCO or something.
[+11] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Cramer said it won't spiral
Guess I should start buying sunscreen
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: ⬆️ this guy is a human toilet
[+11] u/bpc12: Wait.. you guys pay your taxes?
[+11] u/Endogamy: Special military operations generally continue for years from what I’ve seen.
[+10] u/DiamondHands667: Fuck I’m nervous. On a 8 day winning streak. This is where I usually get too cocky
[+10] u/bea-xoxo-123: i just need one good move so i can quit my job
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: Reminder: There is absolutely nothing stopping you from buying a birthday cake any day of the year
There's not some birthday police
[+10] u/laddie78: This market has been so fucking trash to trade the past couple months
Absolute dogshit price action I've lost all interest in even looking at it anymore
[+10] u/GoZukkYourself: Who is Brent, and why is he making oil so expensive 😡
[+10] u/kalakesri: what happened to the 🥭 insurance for crossing the strait
[+10] u/-TrueFacts-: is Voo a good gender-neutral name for a kid?
[+10] u/Rvin16: Born to shit, forced to wipe
[+10] u/music_is_gud: If I were Iran, I would buy a bunch of SPY 700 1DTE calls and declare surrender. Make billions in a day. Then buy puts the next day and say "just kidding". Make more money. I wonder how many times they can do this before 🥭 catches up 🤔
[+9] u/cbusoh66: RGTI is a scam, was always a scam, will always be a scam
[+9] u/simao_sabrosa: I miss the old WSB DDs
[+9] u/kananishino: Im going to need you to dump to 670 SPY
[+9] u/Suspicious-Sir574: We all bought puts before close?
[+9] u/friedbymoonlight: It’s been fundamentally flat for 6 months.
Sure, there’s been some crazy moves in memory and software, but indexes are not moving.
WW iii barely a dip
Korea blasts into space, whatever
Korea drops 10% , no big deal..,
This is getting surreal.
[+9] u/Cordwaining: Iran war and any future conflicts are priced in
[+9] u/SquirtleStomp: Lol Centcom thinks we're gonna be at war in iran until at least September
[+9] u/Soundsgoood5: Getting kinda tired of learning new things about the market
[+9] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: I find iranian porn offerings quite limited, hbu
[+9] u/Parunreborn: Silver taking a massive dump
[+9] u/Difficult-Level7038: Um maritime war insurance cancelled as of right now?? Let's go
[+9] u/_Rexfest_: So glad I sold my spy calls at close and kept avgo calls running. I knew this would happen
[+9] u/wendysworkersince09: I just want a decent house in a decent neighborhood with 2 paid off cars a motorcycle and boat. Nothing much, but it’s what I want
[+9] u/bpc12: Who opened the tard gates
[+9] u/pancake_Flathouse: You bought didn’t you
[+9] u/Able_Manufacturer290: You’re kinda underselling how nice it is for crime. Deeply underrated.
[+9] u/elpresidentedeljunta: You ask their AI to take out the trash and the next thing you see is a drone strike taking out your husband.
[+8] u/stringtheory28: Old spice deodorant should not be 10 bucks.
[+8] u/Marcostbo: Kospi +9%
SPY 690 tomorrow right?
https://preview.redd.it/ewdxufa845ng1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3b391bcff626acba6cad64b951e5c5612fbf831
[+8] u/tcmart14: 50 cent has announced he bought the first four rows of the Israel-Iran-US conflict on Groupon for $15 each.
[+8] u/Tylerrtien: $250 to $1500 yesterday, $1500 to $5k and in the morning. Then $5k down to $700 then back to $2k in the afternoon…. Only at TSLA 🫠
[+8] u/skin_flute_player: Prepare for more Middle East war movies for the next decade…since *check notes* last decade.
[+8] u/SeaofSounds: I love options like a fat kid loves cake...but some of you should stick with shares..
[+8] u/TempusFugit314: If Iran actually had nuclear capability, don’t you think they would’ve used it by now?
[+8] u/puts_every_day: Looks like my overnight puts are once more fak 😭
[+8] u/UnivalveX: congrats bols. we've now pumped more on meaningless peace talks than actually dumped after the war lmao
[+8] u/1foxyboi: Factually, someone in here has spread their cheeks the widest
[+8] u/type_error: In a not so stunning turn of events... the administration has decriminalized criminal behavior
[+8] u/jonneh: Oh shit
#
> U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) has placed a request with the Pentagon for more military intelligence officers at it's headquarters at MacDill Air Force Base in Tampa, FL to support operations against Iran for at least 100 days, but likely through September, according to Politico.
[+8] u/pinkerton_gov: The market is wildly complacent. Forward looking my ass. That is all.
[+8] u/Good_Application6245: we're hitting ath tomorrow
[+8] u/SeaofSounds: The Straight of Hormuz🍿🍿🍿
[+8] u/Slow-Information-847: Oil back up. maybe people realized this admin is all talk? Last night Rubio said Iran has only hours left to enjoy, I scrolled X for the whole night. Nothing happened!
[+8] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Its getting too predictable. Market tanks afterhours and pumps during regular hours.
[+8] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Wow we are red again overnight. Time for ameritards to buy up the dip again
[+8] u/OnAWagonToMexico: I hope 🌽 crashes back to 65k, I can't stand these cryptards
[+7] u/Zetice: nothing to see here, just USA and Israel destabilizing another region.
[+7] u/BigSeth: We’re gonna open at a gap down to 650
[+7] u/TopTrey9: One tweet away from up 2% or down 2%
[+7] u/i_simp_f: All female trump admins are dickable
[+7] u/motomeru2526: 670 and my life will change
[+7] u/Long_duk_dong_duck: Lower highs lower lows
[+7] u/New_Pilot3534: Finally broke even this year after yesterday
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: Too many bears and MMs decided to pump everything because fuck you, that’s why
[+7] u/TequilaTrader: Scared money don’t make money
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: War going very well. Big booty Iranians en rout to USA 🇺🇸🗽😎
[+7] u/Artistic_Teach558: Shits gonna recover like the last 3 days
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: If SPY doesn’t go to 700 I’ll go open the ghey of homoz my self
[+7] u/puts_every_day: I can't belive the war ended the moment I decided to start playing puts again 😅
[+7] u/IndependentUsual7444: It can't be as easy as buying puts again right?
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Remember when that one guy decided to short corn at 68k and lost all his savings LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/killainvest: Hell yeah drop it down so I can ride calls again tomorrow
[+7] u/SeaofSounds: Why is Carvana accounting fraud not a polymarket bet......
[+7] u/Peppertheredfox: Iran sure is ungrateful for this extension of democracy. Who wouldn’t toss away a timeless nation of faith, identity and lineage for centralized predatory lending, influencers and McDonald’s.
[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: Someone out there is dumping everyday in AH only for bulls to buy the dip at open
needs to just stop it's annoying af
[+7] u/Salty-Bid1597: It makes a machine that milks gravy direct from the teats of governments.
[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: had to work in Long Island today, took me 3.5 hours to get home. fuck that shit.
[+6] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Remember when those idiots were buying DJT stock at $70/share? Good times
[+6] u/kintarogolden: NBIS baby keep making me money, i aint ever gonna stop lovin you bitch
[+6] u/BettyRedHerring: Dear Ber,
Thank you for the pleasure derived from your misfortune.
[+6] u/Other_Sample_3709: Lmao how did they ever sell people on that 'trickle-down' shit? Wait some people still believe in that?
[+6] u/binga001: One of my close friends has a really nice big booty but he's a dude and I'm not gay😔
[+6] u/stuffofftheroof: My guess is that the market will ether go up or down tomorrow and we will all loose money ether way
[+6] u/eggplant_parm827: Don't you'all get tired of the endless V recoveries?
[+6] u/EvolvingDior: Looks like the Russian LNG carrier that was hit and caught fire sank earlier today in the Med.
[+6] u/bikkhu42: fuck Sam Altman specifically
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+6] u/Life-Has-Been-Peachy: Activate the bear trap. We soaring tomorrow😎
[+6] u/Stunning_Demand_: Why can’t 🌽 just d!e
[+6] u/Axonum: The year is 2030. SPY is still trading between 675 and 690 as it bounces off 700 for a 3rd time this month. Theta gang always wins.
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: If you see a ber tomorrow, remember to ask them if they put napkins in the bag. A lot of them are slacking at their jobs.
[+6] u/ehwhynot-: Torpedoes flying.. Markets flying .. Who woulda thought
[+6] u/Antiwhippy: >try to recruit Kurdish militias while bombing Kurdish cities
I'm not sure where Pete learnt that from the Art of War.
[+6] u/ApprehensivePop5159: This is the porn and stocks app
[+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: I don’t even like any of the trades I have in my portfolio right now.
Then again, the last time I felt really good about my trades, I got wrecked.
[+6] u/ItCouldBeSpam: This chop since September has gotten old. Either break out or break down already. 💁
[+6] u/Largeshmarge: In 30 years old dudes gunna have a Submarine hat that says Iran war in gold letters at the bar
[+6] u/ManBearPig_1983: “You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
- POTUS
[+6] u/Traditional_Page_75: It is what Jefferson wrote about: A society with too much concentration in finance saps human capital. All of the best talent neglects its betterment precisely because they are playing around with numbers all day and not doing anything else
[+6] u/aegiroth: if corn goes to 90k end of march I will take a dump in public anywhere you guys choose
[+6] u/bertacle: Thursdays are always red.
[+6] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Internal hemorrhoids are painless
[+6] u/SlyCooper007: Could europoors and asian market contribute and not sell all gains Americans pumped all day? Thanks.
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: Someone should make a movie about a guy who creates a time machine, goes back in time to see the dinosaurs, but accidentally steps on a butterfly while in the past. When he returns to the present he finds that by doing so humans never evolved and the world is super peaceful and pleasant and he's like, "Wow, this is actually a happy ending." <The End>
[+5] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: My Temu order!!!! Noooooo!!!!!
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: We’re not pricing in that June cut
How are bols feeling about that
Let’s talk about it
[+5] u/ikasey24: I’m not an EV guy yet but the new Scouts look awesome. Puts on TSLA
[+5] u/PerformerDizzy1368: $BULL EPS 0.07$ - EST 0.02$
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: Took some tendies and turned them into Clapton Tickets.
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: Bruh, we got fast food ceo wars before gta6
[+5] u/Usedillusion7: Nothing like going to bed feeling confident about my poots.
[+5] u/Deep-Text-5909: Netflix boosters ignited initiating phase 2 🚀
[+5] u/Largeshmarge: Basketball is a scam. Not like our neato stock market.
[+5] u/Zetice: that Scary Movie trailer wasnt even scary.
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: First US oil tanker down, up the price goes
[+5] u/Junkingfool: AVGO... why. Why .why.
[+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #Hows South Korea’s market doing?
[+5] u/motomeru2526: fAke ghey pump bol trap
[+5] u/DonaldSnowLoa: Spy has had 11 Green candles out of the last 13 days. Why does anyone have jobs when 0DTEs have an 85% win rate?
[+5] u/Overall-Fold-9720: So you are telling me we are going to receive :
- a tariffs check for the tariffs earnings, as promised (because they would not break a pinky promise, right ?)
- a check to reimburse the illegal tariffs
With the DOGE check on top, economy will bloom
[+5] u/puts_every_day: Why after close pump? New ath tomorrow? My puts fak?
[+5] u/peelemme: where's the weekly dumbass who writes "Black Thursday" around this time?
[+5] u/big_chestnut: bear market is over SPY to 720 end of month easy
[+5] u/hepukesyoudie: Picked up calls on NVO. Risk far outweighs the reward at this point.
[+5] u/JROCKonStocks: Oil up -> inflation up -> Gold up -> Silver up
[+5] u/pepecapital: $HOOD bros get in here live product drop
[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Blood red by open book it
[+5] u/type_error: this might be a stretch but... directly into your own mouth
[+5] u/Rosebunse: Is it normal for tax form from Fidelity to take a while?
[+5] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Oil. Something coming
[+5] u/bpc12: An hour ago this place was full of bulls thinking a green candle saved their ports
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Avgo fuked stuk today lol they don't want to pay your calls or puts 😂😂😂
[+5] u/FuckYourPuts420: Full port 690 calls. I’m from Trader Joe’s we don’t fuck around anymore.
[+5] u/Zetice: Waiting for mango to post "nows a great time to buy"
[+5] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Futes red and Ber horny
[+5] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: *nice things, we cannot have...*
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Whatever happens don't look
>!<
[+5] u/tortu995: No one is talking about marvell ($mrvl) bro, capex by hyperscalers was gargantuan yet $avgo results were just good not superb which means someone else (marvell) must have stellar results. Should easily be +7/8% on ah.
[+5] u/Overall-Fold-9720: You mean moderation ? This ain't wallmart, lady
[+5] u/mneymaker: I DEMAND THE 10Y YIELDS TO FALL BELOW 4.0% TODAY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER