Slopulism is taking over America

Noah Smith · Noahpinion · August 02, 2026 at 09:13 · ⏱ 6 min read  | Read on Substack ↗
Summary
The article argues that 'slopulist' policies—well-intentioned but economically illiterate populist proposals—often achieve the exact opposite of their stated goals. Specifically, legislative efforts to protect retail jobs by mandating discounts for self-checkout will force low-margin grocery stores to raise baseline prices and mathematically incentivize them to accelerate the replacement of human cashiers with automated systems.
  • Rhode Island enacted the Restrictions on Self-Service Checkout Stations Act (effective Jan 1, 2027), requiring one human cashier for every three self-checkout stations during peak hours.
  • Similar anti-automation retail legislation is being introduced or considered in New York, California, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Washington, and Ohio.
  • A proposed New York bill mandating a 10% discount for self-checkout aims to compensate consumers and protect jobs, but would effectively make human cashiers prohibitively expensive for stores to maintain.
  • Grocery store profit margins are extremely tight, historically ranging between 1.5% and 2.8% according to the FMI, meaning stores cannot absorb mandated discounts without raising baseline prices.
  • Because the grocery industry is highly competitive, stores that attempt to retain human cashiers and charge higher prices would be rapidly undercut by competitors aggressively deploying self-checkout.
  • The author defines 'slopulism' as policy scams that sell well due to public economic ignorance, categorized into accidental misunderstandings and dangerous ideological maneuvers.
Read time 6 min
Length 6,373 chars
Category macro
Ideas
Noah Smith Economist; ex-columnist, Bloomberg Opinion
The article highlights a growing wave of state-level legislation (RI, CA, MA, CT, WA, OH) aimed at restricting self-checkout and mandating human cashier ratios, which threatens the already thin 1.5-2.
The article highlights a growing wave of state-level legislation (RI, CA, MA, CT, WA, OH) aimed at restricting self-checkout and mandating human cashier ratios, which threatens the already thin 1.5-2.8% profit margins of major grocery chains by forcing higher labor costs. Risk: Stores may successfully pass these mandated labor costs onto consumers through higher baseline prices, neutralizing the margin impact.
Noah Smith Economist; ex-columnist, Bloomberg Opinion
Rhode Island's new law restricting self-checkout stations to a 3:1 ratio with human cashiers, alongside similar bills in multiple states, represents a direct regulatory headwind to retail automation v
Rhode Island's new law restricting self-checkout stations to a 3:1 ratio with human cashiers, alongside similar bills in multiple states, represents a direct regulatory headwind to retail automation vendors and self-checkout deployment. Risk: If states instead pass 'discount' mandates rather than hard caps, the economic incentive for grocers to fully automate actually increases, which would be bullish for self-checkout vendors.
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