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[+25] u/Neither-Job-6300: https://preview.redd.it/azit6uml6wlh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529986d469add686dbf200ea5bdbe9e159f699b5
[+16] u/FartPolluter: Jensen Huang says AI has hit an "inflection point" and is already "profitable" as journalists ask what's with the air quotes
[+14] u/I_am_short_so_long: What if someone here is secretly feeding us insider info, and we never realized, because everyone calls them a regard and don't know what they are talking about.
[+11] u/All_YourBase: Here comes the "is it too late to buy" crowd for NVDA, MU, NBIS, BE and all of the "AI trade stocks".
[+9] u/wafflepiezz: Surely they didn’t pump premarket to dump at open right?
Right??
[+9] u/Moxisxsx: My ass is a machine gun firing bullets of pure methane
[+8] u/Throwaway37620: Should I sleep with my boss she's got a strict teacher aura to her
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I'm done trading pre market i get fucked worse than my mom on rent day
[+6] u/uwontfindthisone: Gonna need one of those days where it's just a straight line up with no kangaroo BS please
[+6] u/Any_Influence_8305: I don't ask for much, just need a simple 1000x gain so I can stop gambling. That would definitely cure this degeneracy, no doubt
[+5] u/Jobless-Dev: 760$ puts are dead. Stocks only go up why the fuck I bought puts anyway. Taking the 10k L
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: NVDA 240 EOD please!
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Wish I had a mean japanese girlfriend who belittled me during sex!!!!!
[+5] u/JenkemJunky: Shout outs to da ladies with big salami areolas!
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: NVDA will save americuh
[+5] u/owenmills04: Transferred another $50k into my account. Looks like I’m making money now!
[+5] u/anto_c_86: Yo bers, how is your nvda short doing?
[+5] u/Careful-Towel3154: Oil is fucking bipolar.
[+21] u/shutnr: unemployment skyrockets because everybody quit their jobs after making $35 on nvda
[+10] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Puts on going to work today
[+10] u/Financial-Example-44: Got laid off and put my unused PTO paycheck to catch this weeks SPY pump. Mfers did me a favor
[+9] u/Anameisheere: The negative sentiment and amount of bears in here rn is craazzzzyyy
[+9] u/Poopybuttsuck: I sold my nvidia position last week to buy Jonas brothers tickets. Oh well ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
[+9] u/Accomplished_Job5938: If you regards could rotate back out of mdrna and crypto and back into memory & Nvidia that'd be great
[+9] u/AprilsSecretAccount: I met a microbiologist yesterday. He was much larger than I expected.
[+8] u/outhinking: I'm amazed by people who ask AI if AI is a bubble
[+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: None of the mag7 are at ATH, nvidia after a 7% boost is barely up against the tops from last year, memory is 40% off, basically no stock is close or at ATH.
Except of course SPY. That dude sitting 2% below ath is a miracle.
[+8] u/Character_Buy_243: man this sub's front page is absolutely flooded with retarded bull cringe
[+8] u/vermilli21: A lot of these companies are adding the tariff refund to their EPS 🤡🤡
[+8] u/BFox1982: This shit is all just a house of cards.
[+8] u/rampagepete: honestly there no good reason we can’t sell options from 7am to 8pm
[+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: as expected, US fucking nvda up
[+7] u/powerboner: Raymond James raised NVDA’s price target to $515 LMFAOOO. Do those fucking retards understand what would happen to the world’s economy if their market cap hits $13T 😂😭
[+7] u/Own-Recipe5908: Did a national emergency just get declared to stop using foreign bulk-power equipment? While bulk-power is one of the major bottlenecks for all these data centers?
Electricity bills to the moon, I guess.
[+7] u/Capital-Pineapple961: Can we go up 1 damn day? August its almost over
[+7] u/InspectorDabbit_: This is the lamest market ever
Literally any possible upside is sold immediately by dweebs who enjoy shitting on everything
[+7] u/Skilledthunder: Im convinced the morning commentors are way smarter than the afternoon/evening commentors
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: People are gonna be shocked when they see what NVDA does at open
[+6] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: I am pretty sure the whole overnight pump on futures will get sold off at opening. during the bull cycle, this thing behaved completely different. I will also short Nvidia at the opening.
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: Mango weighing tariffs on Semis 😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/enc-nyc: Last time after NVDA earnings SPY was +2.5% and then started selling off until -2.5%, so I'm not doing anything until 10. Selloff last time started at about 10:10 btw.
[+6] u/Top_Imagination_8430: Bag holder here trying to figure out why GOOG is not riding the wave along with every other A1 company.
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: Believe it or not but full porting 1dte NVDA calls at open will be profitable
[+6] u/Anchises1: Holy fuck i do not want to go to work
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Nvidia said memory costs are much higher than they forecasted and they’ve adjusted gross margin guidance. I really don’t see how Micron, SK, and DRAM don’t finish at least 10% up today.
[+6] u/dweeegs: NVDA u better not do what it looks like u gonna do
[+6] u/Midget_Molester10: good night mfers, see you regards at market close with +10% on my account.
[+5] u/OsmanthusWineEnjoyer: I love Google, no one loves google more than I do. I have many many friends at Google - great, hardworking people. Sundar Pichai is a very good friend of mine, substantial guy
[+5] u/Silent_Positive6579: It’s nice being in the thread at 5am, seems like most the regards are still sleeping
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: sburry buying NVDA calls as hedge is so funny
[+5] u/YourPalJake: Lol, claude and chatgpt can't even run a lemonade stand :kek:
[+5] u/Pete26l96: i've had enough of taking L after L with bag 7, tomorrow I am dumping all my AMZN, MSFT, GOOG, META, and putting everything into mofo IREN.
lets fucken go baby!
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Nvidia has me spooked. Didn't even make it back to where it was ~2 weeks ago when I bought my calls 😕.
[+5] u/Samjabr: This seems too good to be true. I bought NVDA and QQQ Calls.
[+5] u/mindmush45: One final pump before the big pee pee slap
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: 52 yo guy at work keeps hassling me to swap breaks with him because he needs to take his medication at that time but that’s the time the market opens, sorry to your health sir but this is america 🦅 🇺🇸 💰
[+5] u/neverturndownagain: AS I ALREADY SAID
RETARDS COUNTING CHICKENS 2 EARLY
YALL MUST BE 2026 NEWBIE TRADERS LMAO LOWIQCELS
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: takes all night to pump $5 just for it to dump $6 in 30 minutes
[+5] u/OutlawComputerZoo: weekly calls on Marvell
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: if this is the winning people spoke of then donnie was right, i am tired of it 🤡
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Market so broke ass, we all have to sell as soon as it pumps enough to buy a sandwich
[+5] u/Broad_Front7788: Wtf happened to the YouTube app. Why is there so much shit that aren't videos clogging up the home page
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: hopefully nvda opens above 225, really need to exit on my calls at over 200% nothing below
[+16] u/pussinbuuts: Nvidia dropping from +8% to +6%
Regards: it’s so over
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: People who “roll coal” with their diesel pickups should have to give up their licenses that shit is so fuckin annoying
[+11] u/dorkstar1: So , basically companies pay YouTube to show ads and we pay YouTube to not show ads. What a wonderful business model
[+11] u/Game3k: MRVL earnings will be blowout. Calls
[+10] u/AGigatonicxs: If we had sleepy jow spy woud be 12k
[+9] u/Brawmethius: Damn NVDA straight up coming out and saying 25% of their business is self funded, but dont trip GPUs are fungible assets is absolutely fucking wild.
Not gonna save you bers, looks like we are in peak greed, but holy shit we doing it again arent we.
Better hope AGI gets hit before balance sheets catch up because these LLMs arent gonna cut it.
[+9] u/Spy300: >Trump administration weighing fresh broad tariffs on semiconductors
RTX 5090 going to cost 10000$
[+9] u/-----Marcel-----: This market really makes no fucking sense. Nvidia just put up arguably the most impressive quarter ever reported by a company, destroying expectations for both this year and next year. Wall Street completely underestimated the numbers Nvidia is actually going to put up over the next couple of years. And yet we are barely green.
Jensen clearly believes this level of record-breaking growth, even if it inevitably decelerates at some point, can continue for many more years. An earnings report like this should logically send AI beta stocks flying 10–15%, because it makes it increasingly obvious that these companies are nowhere near fucking topping out in terms of earnings. The numbers some of them are going to deliver over the next few years will be so mind-blowing that Wall Street and the average Joe will probably be in denial.
We are witnessing some of the greatest earnings growth in stock-market history. It's not even particularly close.
If Trump were to calm down the geopolitical situation next year which could easily be the strongest year of his presidency for markets the S&P 500 could genuinely see $10,000. Earnings are growing far faster than the indexes are appreciating. The third year during a presidency is the best by far on average.
The market also looks dirt cheap when you actually look at individual valuations. The average valuation of both the Nasdaq and S&P 500 is around its 10-year average, despite earnings being substantially higher. The multiples on these indexes are ridiculously cheap relative to the amount of earnings growth we're getting.
Wall Street and the big institutions genuinely seem unsure what to do with this market. We could be witnessing one of the greatest bull markets of our lifetime. This is potentially a once-in-a-generation opportunity to invest and build serious wealth if you pick the right companies.
And the number of people who aren't invested or are sitting completely on the sidelines only makes it more interesting. Considering the enormous amount of capital being committed, the increasing CapEx and the massive investments still being made across AI and infrastructure, you could even argue that we're still early in some respects. Capital expenditure hasn't even reached the early innings of what could become a multi-year investment cycle.
The reacceleration some of these companies could experience over the next few years is fucking crazy. There are so many opportunities in this market.
And ironically, a bear market from here could create one of the cheapest markets we've seen this century from a valuation standpoint. Every major bear thesis keeps getting challenged and crushed, while expectations for when growth will finally slow down keep getting pushed further and further into the future.
The market keeps telling us the same thing: the growth isn't fucking over yet.
[+8] u/MyMomSaysImBeautiful: Watch memory be red today 😂
[+8] u/dpatel211: No, I don't wanna connect my brokerage for online currency. Fuck off.
[+8] u/No_Presentation9490: we all knew moderna was going to dilute shares but nobody was expecting it to happen so soon and so blatantly LMAO
[+8] u/joycaptain: Warsh is trapped. Gold to 5000
[+8] u/visionarymind: Going to aggressively give out awards until RDDT👽 Sugar Daddies cut off my supply
[+8] u/skymagic: What time is Jerome speaking today? 🤔
[+8] u/Boring_Ad7277: Data Market interpretation
Claims 203K vs 208K 🟢 Bullish
Continuing claims -18K 🟢 Bullish
Revision to 207K 🟡 Slight negative
Recession signal 🟢 Low
Fed-cut expectations 🟡 Could slightly reduce cuts
Overall stocks 🟢 Mildly bullish
[+8] u/Unusual-Lie8889: Can MU break back into 1000 today?
[+8] u/drazayn99: How in the world is GOOGL red every day? Fuck you
[+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Wake me up when I have 20 mil paying divvies
[+7] u/wmzula: Whats goin on with GOOGL?
[+7] u/DHCPme: Set my NVDA limit @223. I want off this ride.
[+7] u/JacoPoopstorius: Believe me I mean it. There is ZERO chance anyone is selling Nvidia stock today only buys buy buy buy
[+7] u/The_Albertino: GOOG and AMZN officially dead. Fuck my calls
[+7] u/Expensive_Froyo7229: What do you mean the company generating a HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS a fucking quarter has a gross margin of 75% and a net margin of 64%????
Simply ridiculous.
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: is anyone here gonna take their scam profits today from this scam ass market?
[+6] u/Zerkron: Surely AVGO doesn’t open red
[+6] u/doctorqaz: AVGO really went from $430 to $350 in 12 days
[+6] u/EnginrA: I guess these NVDA 200p were a bad idea
[+6] u/bluen: Wasn't nvda already at 220 like last week
[+6] u/i_empathetic: There are still *so* many AI bears/doubters, see em all over X and here. Bubble ain't even close to popping until these tards start FOMO chasing 12-18 months from now.
[+6] u/Over-Young8392: sell nvda at open or nah?
[+6] u/Turd_burglar76: So what happens when the bill for the circle jerk financing comes due for all this non-profitable AI? I would hate to be the one holding the bags at that time. Some oft had to pay the piper… Looking at you NVDA, you are at the center on this Ponzi scheme.
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: Most men at my age have a family with childrens ages 2-6 and I'm out here copping streetwear.
[+6] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: AI provides exact, if not better, stock analytics than any employee on Wall Street. No wonder these manipulators hate AI.
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: Have a date with stripper, and a date with a VP at Big 4 accounting firm on back to back days. We’re really testing the waters
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: Is he though? $30 away lol
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao
Now Scam Altman says openai is 20% from AGI and will reach it before the end of 2026
Conveniently around the time they might ipo. Lmao
[+5] u/Curious_Proof_5882: Everytime i check this sub everyone is just spouting purely false information
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: US facing surging toilet paper 🧻 prices due to tariff war with Canada 🇨🇦
Calls on bidet
[+5] u/mr_snickerton: Hey I just woke up, how are my nvda puts doing? The last thing I remember is the stock going down and gloating on the daily thread.
[+5] u/derprondo: Mango doesn’t know that aluminum comes from Canada because they have cheap enough electricity to smelt it. They don’t smelt aluminum in the US because electricity is too expensive. Calls on glass bottles and nuclear.
[+5] u/night_shredder: Top of the morning fellow accidental long term investors and GOOG bagholders!
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: INTC is fucking dogshit
[+5] u/h1d3u: Oh, no... my imaginary premarket gains are going away :/
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: Guess Nvidia wasn't enough after all
The market is looking pretty weak
[+5] u/MAVERICK1542: i have $500 should i buy nvidia on open?
[+5] u/JacoPoopstorius: There will be absolutely no institutional selling of Nvidia today guys
[+5] u/Greedy-Relief8420: Crypto currency is not real
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: The problem is all my good positions have to do well enough to make up for all my bad ones. So at the end of the day I’ll be lucky to be back where I started.
[+5] u/Unusual-Lie8889: MRVL earnings today!!
[+5] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Thanks NVDA!!!! My ports green as fuck this morning.
[+5] u/JacoPoopstorius: I wonder if AH is ever a good indicator of what to expect during regular hours 🤔
[+5] u/Shijaki: AVGO: "Despite NVDA's record breaking projections of industry growth, we will now return to our regularly scheduled bleeding. Thank you for your attention to this matter! Praise ~~Allah~~ Theta!"
[+5] u/Eric142: I have a meeting with my disability coordinator and boss at 9:30 today. Contemplating on telling them to push it 10min later so I can buy some puts.
Oh yeah my disability? Regarded
[+5] u/Expensive_Froyo7229: I missed the mega NVDA run over the last five years but damn it’s starting to look attractive even at 5T market cap.
The earnings power is getting ridiculous. The company can expand into anything they want, at a scale that is simply not comparable to any other company.
Not to mention, the compounding effects of its growing cash and investments in private and public securities.
[+5] u/JacoPoopstorius: The pump was for AH only
[+5] u/davidbigham: Jensen just the goat. The AI circle continues
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: BREAKING: Emergency rate cuts !!
[+5] u/Hist0racle: It was over 225 earlier
[+19] u/GuwopGOAT: 1. Fake premarket pump
2. Rug pull at open
3. Chop city
4. pump 15 mins before close
[+14] u/WordsHappenedHere: Drunk ass Pete Kegseth fired the Army Chief of Staff, a career general, because he disciplined some goofy pilots that did a flyby over Kid Rocks house in the middle of a town. And he did this in the middle of an active war. Lol. We are living in a South Park episode.
[+13] u/ModernR3volution: ZENA was just awarded drone tech of the year lets gooo suk it rcat and onds
[+10] u/jiggolo420: I see so many bears who use ChatGPT to write out reasons why AI is a bubble
[+9] u/J_da_CPA: Sleepy would have SPY 900 by now 🥱
[+9] u/eyuuuuu: Imagine losing 90% of the time and then blaming irrational markets. Being a bear is irrational, the system is designed to go ⬆️😂🤣
[+8] u/YoDooley: The market needs a 20-40% reset.
Again.
[+8] u/znightmaree: SPCX to $50
Micron to $50
NVDA to tank after earnings
# What is the next great WSB prediction LMAO 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
[+7] u/New_Ad_1682: This market's not gonna get any real pump until the Straight of Hormuz is cleaned up and back to normal. I miss Sleepy Joe.
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Come on, give me one of those 1.5% melt up all day with no pullback sessions
[+7] u/hb2xdr: Almost open
Berssssss no more hiding
Reality about to obliterate your puts
[+6] u/Complete-Bet-5266: Diamond hands on the NVDA calls boys. We risked the house yesterday when others chickened out don't accept anything less than 300$. Let's goooo
[+6] u/Complete-Bet-5266: NVDA poots are gonna be dumped at open
[+6] u/SpecialistB: I’m not buying RDDT until the emojis are back
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: I see a cup and handle on the 4H SPY chart...bullish 🤌🏽🚀
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: This is about to fade faster than post pregnancy sex life
[+6] u/BicycleAggressive312: Spy fading because Goog is being a pos again
[+6] u/NotAHost: MU collapsing at open from the +4% is wild. Guess they saw I had one call.
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Why couldn’t my dad have been a janitor at NVDA
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: SNDK +10% today
That option dude is saved
[+5] u/One-Ad-6611: Feels too bullish in here
[+5] u/Creative-Package6213: We gonna dip at open, and then remain flat the rest of the day...
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Smells like ber cope in here.
[+5] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Fake sell off into pump at open. Then dip tomorrow for Warsh day
[+5] u/MagJack: I love how sure of everything chat is
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Never trust a woman who smokes weed
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: We had a good old family fight at the fed over rates 💦💦💦
[+5] u/gavin11335: Should I long MU before market opens?
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: Spy more like soy more like soy boy little bitch
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: NVDA back to levels hasnt seen since 10 days ago
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: gm frens good luck out there. Calls only
[+5] u/napatatini: i will be gay and straight a lot of times today
[+5] u/Complete-Bet-5266: Green dildos incoming bers
[+5] u/Glittering_Let6527: I'm heading to victoria secret store y'all to buy some fancy sexy lingerie for ours bers to be fuked in today.
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bols love saying fud. I bet they type it like 11 times a day. They have no real come back for AI circle jerk so they just say fud and call it a day and go and jerk off with their pocket pussy
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Nvidia will make a deal with Iran, Oils drops to 0 and we moon
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: NVDA $250 end of hour
[+5] u/Rebel8787: Is it gay to marry a man but only to offset your capital gains taxes and because his biceps make your heart flutter
[+5] u/Dizzy_Requirement_18: My fear is selling at open and nvdia pumps to 230
[+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: NVDA has to hit $235 at the least today
[+5] u/Complete-Bet-5266: Y'all reacting to candles
[+5] u/Bitter_griffin-24: Give me NVDA 230. I need that green dildo
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: Every day its a huge dump at open. For fucks sake amerifats....
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Loading the boat with nflx shares here
[+5] u/TofuPapa: META, ONDS, OKLO and ALAB. You are welcome.
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Ngl this market is starting to get boring
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: 90% of the tech workforce has ocd, adhd or both. Most of them in denial and undiagnosed.
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Bols went out and spent unrealized gains in celebration last night... whoops
LMAO
[+5] u/_Photonics_: Really now. Wtf is going on with GOOG?
[+5] u/niwmo: About to watch Bloomberg and hear "Nehvidia" at least once an hour.
[+5] u/cs_cast_away_boi: Why do i not make money 50% of the time if the choices are only up or down
[+5] u/disgusting-puppy: Don't ruin your life bro
[+5] u/Proof-View5073: Yes I do. Maybe more but I too expect a pull back of profit taking.
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: iren is more shady than iran
[+5] u/Swiftnice: He's also not as straight as he portrayed lol
[+5] u/RIVNMoonMe: Nobody is profiting still, but Nvidia has slowly acquired 99% of Anthropic from circular financing so that they can report Anthropic's increasing stock valuation as revenues on Nvidia's balance sheet.
[+5] u/31andnotdone: we cant afford ulta anymore
[+13] u/MrNo_Balls: did MU really go from +5% to 0%
[+10] u/CJtheHermitt: memory erased the entire after hours pump in 20 minutes lmao
[+9] u/Namtabmal: Salesforce was fucking -40% last month. Insane
[+8] u/ClaudesSexBot: 920 on MU from 975 premarket, you cant make this shit up lmao, it would be even funnier if i didnt have calls
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Thanks MU! That much money could've corrupted me!
[+8] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I just lost all my money guys
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: Damn mutards, u fumbled this badly
[+7] u/complex_pen716: Nvidia makes 100 bil a quarter 5 trillion mkt cap
Micron makes 50 bil a quarter 1 trillion mkt cap
Also yes I am a memory bag holder why do you ask
[+7] u/rayquan36: Not yet saving money at 35 is why everybody cries about not being able to retire.
[+6] u/daviper87: # Let’s spend trillions and hope OAI and Anthro will make it back 🤣🤣
[+6] u/jaypowwow: Imagine the savings you actually would have if you didn’t gamble your shit away just to be poor damn
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[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Oh market gods, if you make me a millionaire today, I promise to stop gambling for the year
[+6] u/Snowman33001: LOL imagine trying to chase girls instead of trying to grow your portfolio
[+6] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Why is memory dropping when Nvidia pumps me confused
[+6] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Alright, made 4k scalping 0DTEs, time to go make $300 on my 9-5.
[+6] u/Suspicious-Return809: He and his people are stupid as fuck.
[+5] u/trolception: WTF is this MU vertical line dump?
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: schizo market im out
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: can we pump more than 5 min
[+5] u/tyrionth: MU up 6% on premarket down 6% after 20 minutes you can’t make this shit up
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Bond yeilds still up
Oil still up.
Rate hike still on the table
Bullish?
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: very bizarre price movement, its like the market doesnt believe NVDA can make this much money
[+5] u/Olorin444: This memory dump is the most retarded thing that happened this year.
And this is saying a lot.
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: That fucking line dump on micron lol
[+5] u/Ok-Regular-9413: 1400$ profit done, 6k for the week im done for the day GL boys
[+5] u/unwanted_hair: Beat and raise
Market reaction: -5%
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: MSFT mooning others selling off, tale as old as time
[+5] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: 🤡 HONK HONK CLOWN MARKET 🤡
[+5] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: Hurricane names are published 6 years in advance, the next name on the hurricane list is Dolly. Script writers got no chill 😂
[+5] u/need20goodmen: Jensen - we have to raise prices cos of memory
Wall Street: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL MEMORY!
[+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Thats it NVIDIA? very weak imo
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: I bought put contracts for $279 each and sold for $29 each. Im selling a course if you want to subscribe
[+5] u/CosmosMasterMan: Good week to load up on AVGO and GOOGL
[+5] u/money2019m: Never seen MU manipulated like this
[+5] u/sleepygarner: WHY MU AND SNDK SO GAY?
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: HOLY NVDA at level not seen since 3 months ago
[+5] u/OptimalEnthusiasm: My dick is hard! NUMBERS have made my dick HARD!
[+5] u/Illimited_Esoterica: This rally was kind of weak relative to the earnings. Not loving that.
[+5] u/crankthehandle: GOOG is still a piece of trash
[+5] u/bear2bebull: MU and SNDK please no 😞
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Doing nothing is the hardest thing
[+5] u/iThrewFarAway: # TOO BEARISH IN HERE AS PER COMMENT VOLUME. WILL KEEP GOING HIGHER 🤓
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Fucking bitch ass no money making market.
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: SanDick getting dicked
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Damn memory still red even after all that NVDA hype. Crazy.
[+5] u/Material_Plastic3522: INTEL INTEL INTEL INTEL INTEL
[+5] u/Steak_Itchy: Tesla is fucking fraud.
[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: Jensen just raised half a trillion in debt for AI. Of course their 2028 revenues gonna go up
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: In Inception 2, Leo replaces his top with Goggl stock as his totem. If it’s red he knows he’s still in the real world.
[+5] u/Teccho: Dang, really gonna end up being a red day huh?
[+5] u/mog75: have y ou noticed how we always need a little more data every fed speak
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: The greater the value of my brokerage account, the more margin i can borrow. Who knew this secret money trick
[+5] u/TheRealDipsos: Can you pump my mag7 bags
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: if u get a dip on open thats a dip buy dont be a pussy
[+5] u/spaceage78: Nvidia is a beat and a raise! Puts will die today
[+5] u/Poland_Spring10: What is this weak stuff I want mother of all pumps
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Interesting movement on SPY, given NVDA +6%
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Just got off the phone with Wi Tu Hi
[+5] u/RjBloxks: i’m getting erect thinking about how hard bers gonna get fucked today
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: Someone give this retard a crown please, hes just shown himself as king retard.
[+5] u/MeYouThemEveryone: I’m selling. Taking my 200 dollars and done.
[+5] u/tothemoon_probably: this comment made me feel uneasy
[+11] u/Acceptable-Two5692: You shut your mouth boy, I want to take in the beauty and grace of her ladyship in this moment
[+7] u/YOLOdollhair: NVDA makes up almost 5% of the world GDP
[+7] u/Deep_Fennel638: Is she about to cancel your OF subscription?
[+6] u/CAPTURELOG: 240 Nvidia by Friday and I’m not joking
[+6] u/flowbiewankenobi: I sold my 8/28 CRWD contracts yesterday for $600 gain cause I was tired of not taking profits and options going to $0. When should I put my hand in the blender now or at close?
[+6] u/Half-Sole: Can somebody slap MU back up to 950?
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Im almost to the point that we literally could have a heavy recession/borderline depression and have people starving and we will still just be pumping, it literally doesnt matter anymore
[+6] u/tldamico: Did I just buy a call at the top?
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # OIL CRATERING AND BONDS SURGING
# GET READY FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF CEASFIRE PUMPING
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # PURE
# UNADULTERATED
# FOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+6] u/stock_dude9: PLTR $460b market cap on less than $2b REVENUE last quarter. Heavy reliance on government contracts to justify existence. This screams time to short
[+6] u/MrEdwL: 54k SNDK Yolo guy. Guhhhh
[+6] u/Gajax: "Trump administration is reportedly considering new tariffs on gaming consoles, laptops, and more.." That should help memory prices!
[+5] u/Goldenboy1227: Today is the day I don’t get diddyied by the market
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: SNDK and MU are so gay fuck my dead
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: CRWV & NBIS were pulled back so big boys can load......
[+5] u/twostroke1: WE ARE SO BACK BABY.
(to the same prices we’ve been at for the last 3 months)
[+5] u/berkoh: Just woke up from a nap to see MU drilling. Great.
[+5] u/Nixievibe: Previously I pulled all my money out of the markets due to buying high and selling now.
Had no discipline.
Here I am again going all in, I hope I don't paperhand this time.
[+5] u/fewthingsarerelated: Why did memory shit the bed right immediately at market open
[+5] u/andytobbles: Memory is dragging everything down, if it wasn’t for that we’d be at 780 right now lol
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Michael Burry buys Nvidia calls as hedge LOL
[+5] u/mathboom123: Its not manipulation if you have calls?
[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Genuinely where is the money coming from?
[+5] u/No_Cod972: breaking news: I just turned positive YTD
[+5] u/Tall_Technology2325: I am mos def walking around undiagnosed.
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Remember when every retard in here was talking WEN?
[+5] u/Sora1274: Haven't looked since premarket, but can't wait to check how much higher MU went from 3 hours ago.
[+5] u/IndianScammer420: SPY PLS DONT FALL I NEED TO PAY MY UNI FEES
[+5] u/Low_Bowl5506: Made 200% in 2 weeks lost it all in 2 days
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: My Jaskson Hole Is Ready
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Was full port goog a mistake??
[+5] u/Illustrious-Chip9735: Seeing so many Nvidia "bulls" talking about selling at open has convinced me that we're gonna hit ath soon
[+5] u/ebitdasga: Feels like it always dumps from premarket to open now
[+5] u/Long_Growth9961: Man fuck this shit I was supposed to make a boat load today
[+5] u/AdventurousFinish681: Classic 930 dump of memory
[+5] u/Dear__Bruce: They really told you software was over just to pump every software stock 50% in 6 weeks
[+5] u/Onyxpropaganda: SAAS golden age baby
[+5] u/peopeopeopeo10: Oohh yes now this time i fucked up my port for real
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: And guess what! Google is fucking red. Surprise surprise
[+5] u/shmito17: That was a nasty bull trap on META this morning, damn.
[+5] u/KristyKae-12: Not a fan either. Considering moving my money.
[+5] u/mousepop321: Are you allowed to talk stocks here?
[+8] u/socratesqt: This market runs on pure bullshit
[+8] u/Supertainment: I'm so tired of this fuck ass market
[+7] u/chewks: # im sorry guys. i bought two 1DTE 950 MU call for 08/28/2026 earlier today. this is why we dipping
[+7] u/JJlaim: Korea and euro chads pumped memory just for amerigays to dump it. Absolute cringe
[+7] u/Main_Ad3943: pretty lame that the market basically only does stuff in the first hour and then it just thetas, almost every day
[+6] u/Correct_Advice3457: BREAKING NEWS: Micron CEO forecasts revenue of 69 Trillions by 2028
[+6] u/iCaps_: is this one of the worst MU selloffs in the last few months?
[+6] u/RenaissanceWmn1: A memory V would be appreciated
[+6] u/AwakenedBeast616: HOW IS IT THIS FLAT?
[+6] u/themourningpoet: This market is filled with rapists
[+6] u/eightgalaxies: MU is such an embarrassing stock
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: I never doubted you Nvidia (I totally did)
[+6] u/triwyn: looking a little dumpy bois
[+6] u/themourningpoet: I'm so tired already are we playing against bots
[+6] u/Traditional_Page_75: The last couple hundred years of the Roman Empire saw the continuous debasement of its metal currency, and, a near parallel aggrandizement of its public bath works. The goths didn’t fight their way in, they walked in. Legion outposts from the frontier up to the capital’s front gate were unmanned. What was everyone doing?
[+6] u/MajikoiA3When: Micron bulls used as exit liquidity. Just keeps dumping
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: I'm actually surprised by how weak memory is.
[+5] u/Simple-Community9505: Buy spy puts it’s coming
[+5] u/Less_Bike_1712: Micron has been noticibly undervalue for some time now...
[+5] u/bananashakewithice: So we got MU falling cuz Nvidia is rising? Money rotation happening into NVIDIA and SaaS?
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: What’s with all this garbage about morality on the front page lately. IG and TikTok are a plague. Reddit sucks too but we know that
[+5] u/Indra_Sx: Please $MU I’m begging
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Oh my golly goodness. NVDA is making moves!!
[+5] u/GrondForGondor: My favorite part about trading options is averaging down.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Saylor is such a fucking clown
[+5] u/zestykite: +10% on a 5.5 TRILLION dollar company is unbelievable
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Optimus Prime VA passed away
RIP
[+5] u/Full-Sandwich-851: MSFT about to pump🚀
Jobs data 8:30
[+5] u/gomper: It's just gonna dump at open like every other day
[+5] u/buttscratcher3k: sndk to 1700 easily watch
[+5] u/Both-Employee-5874: its a fake dump sndk boutta pump
[+5] u/Bad_Driver69: 1 of the most confusing rallies ive ever been in
[+5] u/Jensen-Hung: MU and SNDK still being unable to pump after NVDA's earnings call is pretty concerning. Like what else could make them go up
[+5] u/Chemical_Hospital154: So much gaped NVDA put buyers asses is available today behind Wendys. You even have all choices - white, black, latin, asian even dog.
[+5] u/gwrichardson42: Officially tired of MU being +/-10 range bound at 935. AH/PM spike or drill and it's back to 935 within the first hour of the trading day and there it stays.
[+5] u/SuperNewk: Just spend 2590 hours researching the AI bubble and I think it’s all about circular financings so we can short it now
[+5] u/confusedp: Software stocks munching on the memory right now. Once cat barfs there will be interesting call to the vet.
[+5] u/welrope: Goddamn. First 20k day in profits.
[+5] u/xypherrz: what the fk happened to $SNDK
[+5] u/PattyRoyBurner: So glad i sold 30k of salesforce yesterday
[+18] u/AdCritical5383: “We don’t need anything from Canada!”
Donald Trump
August 24, 2026
“This country desperately needs aluminum. Selfishly, we need aluminum in this country. We don’t have it. We get it all from Canada for the most part, and we need it badly.”
Donald Trump
August 25, 2026
It’s real LMAO 🤌: https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-admits-canadian-aluminum-is-us-necessity-hours-after-we-dont-need-canada-outburst/
[+11] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: turns out the next nvidia was nvidia
[+10] u/Klaus_Winchester: I sold Nvidia at 86$. Was waiting for it to drop lower and buy back in…
[+8] u/bossasupernova: Biden’s stock market keeps going up.
[+8] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Just a casual 500 billion+ in market cap added in a day, the money flowing into NVDA is fucking nuts. Uncomprehendable how wealthy big money is
[+8] u/mmf0od: Buy calls market craters, buy puts market rips, don’t do anything market rips even more. Fuk this shit
[+8] u/Big-Safe3031: # NVDA needs to break $230 now.
[+7] u/__pickle_rick: Some of you shitpost like this is a full time job and it shows
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: The flood of “new traders” in here makes me feel like we’re close to the top
[+7] u/RickLeeTaker: Bought 100 shares of NVDA right before close yesterday and sold right after open today. I made about $1,400. I'm happy with that.
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I remember Jackson Hole from 2022. We had pumped all summer thinking JPow will cut rates in August. Then he said "fuck your rate cut" and we dumped like 10% in 4 trading days LMAO🤌
[+6] u/No-Sympathy-686: BULL up 90% in 4 months
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: Some of you are cruel I’m losing my shit today in memory and you all make fun. The market is green and I’m down big.
[+6] u/Ok_Mind8366: i wish my dick was bigger
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Leo liquidated again 🫵🤡
[+6] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Account swung 85K in 36hrs just for me to break even. Ts is not worth the stress bruh
[+6] u/WalrusHonda: If you’re buying semiconductors here as a hedge against your hyperscalers , you might be a permabull 🤠 (I’m doing that )
[+6] u/Successful_Car1670: They’re gonna drop this shit so bad tomorrow to pin it on warsh
[+6] u/Fun_Preference4300: Anyone $MRVL calls??
[+6] u/dol1_: Fucking crazy that NVDA added half a TRILLION market cap in a day
[+6] u/Onnimation: Jensen Huang for President... fuck it 🔥📈
[+6] u/andsto2: So we can all agree what’s happening with MU is blatant market manipulation
[+6] u/ez399017: NVDA operating margin to decrease due to increasing memory costs. Only makes sense that MU is down 2.5%
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #NVDA should announce that we will add chips to MRNA vaccines to cure cancer faster LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Memory bag holders absolutely losing it right now.
[+5] u/TMHC_: Can we pump $IREN PLEASE & thank you!!!
[+5] u/C130J_Darkstar: MSTR could be $300-$400 by EOY… would recommend that you all keep an eye for an entry
[+5] u/shlimeyboy: MU max pain is 927 keep that in mind gamblers
[+5] u/diefy7321: Bers told me that NVDA would tank on earnings and then said would sell at open lmfaooooooooooooooo
[+5] u/diefy7321: TaRiFfS
EmPtY pOrTs
GrEaT dEpReSsiOn
Ai BuBbLe
OiL
YeN cArRy TrAdE
BoNdS
UnEmPlOyMeNt
TaiWaN
FoReClOsUrEs
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🤌
[+5] u/glizzler: Is mu going to leg down again?
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: 3h ago: "Why Micron is skyrocketing today"
Now: "Here's why Micron crashed 10% today"
[+5] u/SteakEater137: NVDA - "Buy our chips, we want the revenue"
Unprofitable 'AI' companies - "We actually dont have the money to pay for them"
NVDA - "That's fine, here's the money in exchange for us owning your company"
Unprofitable 'AI' companies - "Wow thanks! OK here's your money back"
*Good business moves by NVDA and all but this is a bit of a circus lol*
[+5] u/Cav829: There are certain stocks I'm embarrassed to say I invest in based on the behavior of other investors on Reddit. I don't know why people treat investing as like rooting for a sports team. It's a transactional affair, and sugarcoating anything about a company you're putting money into is just going to cost you money.
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: NVDA: We can’t get enough memory or storage and we see this shortage continuing along with higher pricing. The landscape has changed.
MMs and regarded retail: Memory and storage are dead. Sell it all!
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: cash is a position-
like and subscribe
more to come
[+5] u/DonutsOnTheWall: **Michael Burry**
**you seeing this shit!**
[+5] u/Consistent-Paint7860: Most of my stocks are flat WTF!
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: sold my CRM today. now wondering if I should have kept. the bullishness is huge
[+5] u/Nut_Negative: Watch out for profit taking/hedging for jackson hoe tmmw
[+5] u/Personal-Escape-7236: "Memory pricing extreme" "massive demand" memory somehow goes down
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Happy Six Month Anniversary
Iran Vs USA
[+5] u/TalentedArchitect: how many more bear traps does it take for a bear to finally become bullish, just to watch the chart dump after that decision is made
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Extreme concern for ber
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Serious low volume pump on PLTR, short that shit
[+5] u/Opening-Emphasis8400: https://preview.redd.it/uf977x1yaylh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461a797f31db643ed355435ea923a81c10f4a1cb
[+5] u/hallett21: Bears having a deep seek moment
[+5] u/Yolopoloanimelover: 5T dollar company making 10% single day moves ooh baby 😎
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Up 62.54% today and done trying to squeeze out every dollar. See y’all tomorrow
[+5] u/taconomtaco: would be nice if MU could give an end of day shrek boner to 922
[+5] u/brookedow: Data centers build out:
30% for
70% against
Argument:
Similar percentages during the cell tower build out.
The cell towers were built and everyone is happy.
Let’s Go…
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: How valuable can shovels be if everyone has not just one but several
[+5] u/Low_Technician9179: Why do all the trendy YouTuber stock picks actually rocket and outperform
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Why is all the garbage up 10% today?
[+5] u/Hugh_Grection420: SPY $770 puts daily worth a gamble
[+5] u/Routine-Agent-160: Had a whole 2.5 hour presentation on risk management this morning I had to attend. Here I am full porting an hour after 😂😂😂
[+5] u/chainerection: If meta dip 1% at open imma all in 600c 1 week out
[+5] u/lomo_Starburst: Around $222 is NVDA current demand zone. If it holds here, I’m launching calls at open for $226.
[+5] u/NorthWish855: Calls or puts on MRVL and IREN?
[+5] u/Less_Cauliflower4953: Hold your nvda positions. No selling. This is war.
[+5] u/Narrow-Performer7024: MU might be the worst stock in the market
[+5] u/wenchanger: nvidia results should have pumped micron and sandisk up wtf
[+5] u/Careless-Ad-2400: AI bubble is too big to fail. stonk only go up, all your saving is direct or indirect tie to sp500
[+5] u/Competitive_Race_388: Where is the guy that full ported $54k of NVDA puts yesterday? Someone make sure he is alive.
[+5] u/ThomBjjork: CMON SCOTT 🅱️USSY, TELL REPORTERS THAT IRAN TALKS ARE RESTARTING
[+5] u/financiallythriving: SPY -2% and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass
[+5] u/palindromic: the wisdom of replacing your workers with a data center/instant answer bot that still needs workers who can tell if the answer is any good..but are increasingly bad at it because they all use instant answer bot for all their work…
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: NOW was such a good investment. Wish I bought more
[+5] u/Ok-Piccolo-896: Pltr puts a good call?
[+5] u/DonutsOnTheWall: NVDA actually gaining after earnings... OMG the AI world as we knew it is formally over!
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: This shit is fuckin' dicknuts.
[+5] u/nanananBananana: NVDA/Jensen - We expect less margin due to high memory demand and shortage.
Market - Lets dump Memory on this news.
[+17] u/myjumboloanapp: boomers really are the worst generation to have existed in living memory
[+11] u/Open_Pollution_8038: Can you imagine where we’d be if it wasn’t for having a dumbass as president?
All he had to do was sit down and do nothing, inflation was already under 3%, alternative energy projects were speeding up, datacenters and the chips act was going.
Then he was like nah, instead of that, I’m going to deport working age immigrants, tariff imports that we can’t even produce in this country and start threatening allied countries so they reduce American product demand. Oh and then after the economy starts going sideways, he tried to fire federal reserve members causing bonds yields to soar and then starts an energy crisis with Iran because he felt like trolling them with Allahu Akbar in 3AM tweets.
He couldn’t be any worse if he tried. Maybe start launching nukes?
[+10] u/Brilliant_Project923: # Oh geez.. it’s almost like this market is fucking fed up with this dumbass motherfucker naming lakes instead of fixing our issues
[+9] u/Frosty_Permission_64: Ok went from down 30% to up 262% today
[+9] u/solemnlowfiver: “Sir, a plane just hit the second tower.”
“… Looks like it’s time to rename another body of water”
[+8] u/Icommandyou: We renamed the Lake Ontario, finally I can afford gas and groceries
[+8] u/Same_Bag711: Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is actually the funniest headline I’ve read in my entire life. We are actually being ran by the dumbest babies ever
[+8] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: Oh lawd, it's over. Sell it all
[+8] u/hylian_prince: We couldn’t conquer Hormuz, so we are now renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America
[+7] u/WillTheGreat: White House spurns a return to June deal with Iran - WSJ
Lmao wtf is this suppose mean?
[+7] u/Kodster177: I don’t think I’ve seen more retarded humans ever than from this sub
[+7] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Sold my puts for a loss about 15 mins before huge drop standard.
[+7] u/Obvious_Second_2317: Ngl i have a gut feeling NVDA is gonna dump bad soon
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/4w2zfoc5gylh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b97ff90d9126222c7ac13e7583b00d0d4808aa
[+6] u/Happy-Philosophy9211: This is so exhausting
[+6] u/SpeedilyStable: I lost a lot of money on MU options today. Do they do refunds?
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: Did pictures of Jackson’s hole leak 🍩
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: nvda probably ending red. shit is out of fuel.
[+6] u/Internal-Hand-4705: 🥭 renaming the lake is like that old family guy episode where Peter makes his own country and takes over Joe’s pool lmao
[+6] u/soundsfromoutside: When the market is red: *im selling this shit the second it’s fucking green*
When the market is green: *lets see how far we can go up*
[+6] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Yesterday. Yesterday was when you should have bought NVDA calls. Today was the day to sell them.
[+6] u/GrassOrAss954: Back to your $220 home NVDA. You fuck.
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: Micron Tweet did jack shit lol. No one takes mango seriously anymore
[+6] u/Sick0h: We may never moon again 😔
[+6] u/Wooden-Bother-5164: for the love of god make me rich
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #CANANDA TO BE RENAMED THE AMERICAN STRAIGHT OF HOMOZ
[+6] u/GrassOrAss954: You call this a rug? This aint shit. WE NEED MOOORRREEEE
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: This is a bull market??? Gains get washed away everyday lmaooo. Ya it's time for this sucker to plummet. Stop wasting everyone's time everyday jfc.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Jackson's hole will reveal absolutely nothing since Warsh is a master of using a lot of words to say absolutely nothing. They won't cut with the simmering PCE but also can't hike if NFP job revision is bad. I really do feel they are waiting for the bubble to rupture so they market regains appetite for treasuries. Or maybe they'll push out the stablecoin plan where they are backed by treasuries. Or they'll do the thing where they let governments borrow dollars against treasuries without ever selling treasuries. Really anything to prop up demand for them. Else we will indeed inevitably slide into a debasement induced gold standard.
[+5] u/AggressiveTower5582: NDVA has been slowly pumping for hours on end and people still talking about buying puts.
No wonder you are broke.
Buy and hold. 🚀
[+5] u/Fun_Presentation_215: These MFs analysts just move target prices up when stocks are up and down when they are red. Easiest job ever
[+5] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: Man 🌽 ripped me atleast a dozen of new ones, my port is decimated
[+5] u/mechajlaw: Can't wait for 🥭 to start a trade war with India so we can have the American Ocean.
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Who's ready for MRVL to have record numbers and for the stock to tank this afternoon????
[+5] u/guccioli: Lake America is a retarded name
[+5] u/RoyaleWithCheesess: Hit Donny where it hurts. 200% Tarriff on spray tan and diapers
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: The year is 2037, META is still trading at 580 with a 1 P/e ratio
[+5] u/paradox60660: Breaking: Canada issues proclamation renaming the Erie Canal to the King Charles Canal.
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Nobody pay any attention to that big ass bond selloff that happened right after the Lake America announcement, it's not like Canada holds $450B in US treasuries or anything
[+5] u/spac420: relaaaaaax. 🥭 just trying to sell merch
[+5] u/solidsneeze: the next president is going to spend their entire first year just undoing stuff
[+5] u/Impressive_Dirt_4645: BRING ME OUTTA DEBT TODAY SPY I WANR 769
[+5] u/Fine-Will: NVDA market cap getting too thicc to move like the good old days.
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: Fuck it I am out of MU, this is pinned every single day
THIS IS THE BOTTOM SIGNAL
[+5] u/Pure_Record1327: Went from being up 10k to only 4k in one hour
[+5] u/Forward-Marzipan326: I’m out, Ber’s win.
Is what I would say if I was a fucking loser. Calls.
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: And....just like that Canada lost a big lake
[+5] u/ChannelThin1799: People really sleeping on Figma
[+5] u/Play_Background: Something gonna implode, propably my portfolio
[+5] u/Eastern-Strategy3060: What reports are there yet to be received to impact the gold price 🤔
And us Iran tensions are really ruining the market
[+5] u/TreGet234: I was promised a blow off top 3000 years ago.
[+5] u/Lextron: I'm just going back to investing in Charizards
[+5] u/WillingnessMental731: Ameritards always bark about koreans and europoors but they are the worst muppets ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/narusik: And we are back to 🐻 market
[+5] u/TinyMap3099: i think the pump stopped pumping
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: The greatest V of your life is about to take place
[+5] u/palmtreeforeveryone: it's going to be a +3% day for the nasdaq
[+5] u/giraffe_wrassler: Mfs in this sub discover the limit sell button and act like they just solved the quant formula for never losing at day trading
[+5] u/Due_Fennel_8965: How is MU down almost 3% after NVDA earnings lol
[+5] u/Peeeeech: MU going bankrupt eod
[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Why's SNDK/MU shitting? You'd think if NVDA reported insane numbers and supply constraints, that would mean that SNDK and MU has demand through the fucking roof?
Smgdh dude. This market is so fucking stupid
[+5] u/Lower-Condition-4104: My dream: Warsh says "F this. I don't give AF if it craters the market and everything else. Let's go ahead and get the pain over with"
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: What the sweet fuck is going on with AMZN... this can't be just Bozo selling... it's fucking dead!
[+5] u/surfinbird: 🚨Daily reminder: You don’t know what you’re doing 🚨
[+5] u/Eastern-Joke-7537: Down big on SLV calls yesterday. Back up today! Got out. Have a smaller put option on SLV. I want to see if SLV retests the loss of the day.
If not, I might get out by the close.
Just because I am at the poker tables doesn’t mean I have to play every hand.
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: It's a great price to buy long puts if you believe a midterm dump will happen.
[+5] u/Kodster177: Next week we’ll be down and it’ll be sad
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: I am too chicken to get in this bubble
[+5] u/YTLupo: BUYING PUTS IS WORSE THAN HOLDING CASH DUE TO TIME DURATION
[+5] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: hate when coworkers start yapping and make me miss good entry points
[+5] u/dadugooba: Anybody have a line on that idiot that took out a 500k loan to buy nvdia calls?
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Lake America what a big beautiful lake
[+8] u/_Feed_69: Keep buying puts you little gambling addicts
[+8] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Man... i hope MRNA comes up with a cure for retardation
[+7] u/Fortnait739595958: If POTUS tried to pump MU it means its really over, good luck long term investors
[+7] u/PatrickSebast: Tomorrow is my birthday which is a historically strong stock market day since I started investing (Jesus loves me a lot).
Just giving everyone a heads up on this great tip. 1DTE calls on an index now is a great way to make some strong and quick returns. You will regret not getting calls for my birthday tbh.
[+7] u/CptStarFall: MRVL exploding in 30 mins
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: Here is the play. Marvel to Dell to Broadcom to Micron. You welcome
[+6] u/Plane-Career-472: What a relief he is back to doing tariffs and renaming bodies of water
[+6] u/Vividcalf253: What time is that douchebag warsh speaking.
[+6] u/thegx7: I'm being manipulated out of my money
[+6] u/Over-Information7939: Why can't mrvl go up, damnit
[+6] u/patricktu1258: When I am unemployed: fuck my life
When I am employed: fuck my life too
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Today was very productive for me. I turned off my trading platform 30 minutes after open and had a great hockey session. Nothing to do with this retarded ass market.
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: you gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into jackson's hole
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Trump tweeted directly about Micron MU and it didn’t pump at all. It’s so fucking joever holy shit
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Jackson hole is going to be like "yeah, we are looking into that. I've been very hands on with all tasks force and we are looking at every piece of data coming in. We are learning alot and get better each day"
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: El Paso, TX sounds too spanishy for me. Rename it to El America.
[+6] u/Fortnait739595958: "Take 2 going vertical" checks stock, +0,8%
[+6] u/indigophoto: If MRVL tanks after earnings, I’m gonna lose my damn mind (and all my money, I’m full port).
[+5] u/Standard-Top-5942: Renaming the lake makes absolutely no different except like millions of tax paper dollars to redo signs etc
[+5] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: I bought SPY puts at 771.34, up 30%…. Don’t be a regard. Warsh gonna tank everything tomorrow. Get fucked Jensen
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: Honestly just not enjoyable to trade this sort of pattern anymore. No adrenaline and no big wins.
Same problem with most things that get completely optimized by algorithms; they just stop being fun once the variance and uncertainty is gone.
23 hour market is going to suck so much worse too, every move controlled.
[+5] u/Specific-Quail-3697: Oh fuck you're gonna make me tard
[+5] u/NinjaMonkcy: AMZN shareholders are Bezo's personal atm
[+5] u/captain_casino: Today started great but, once again, ended gay
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: MRVL better cook even though I’m sitting on shares
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: Never have been more interested in a hole as Jackson hole
[+5] u/Material-Addition-45: What the actual is happening with NBIS and memory for fucks sake. What other signal for the sentiment change is needed than NVDA earnings? How the fuck does it moon on premarket only to shit itself during the day. Make it make fucking sense.
[+5] u/jdfan51: I need spy to drop 5% before close
[+5] u/Vividcalf253: People are forgetting this SPY can dump tomorrow with fed speaking.
[+5] u/TopDog_Investor: Dam MRVL dumping on earnings lmfao
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: After hours profit taking gonna be nuts.
[+5] u/kingoftheoneliners: NVDIA should take .1% of their quarterly profit and send it to all those people that lost everything in Nepal…
Fuck it make it annual.
[+5] u/Moist_Chain_POL: wtf is that pump? i expected it to be more pumping! 😮💨
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: Goddamn google sell off some more why don’t ya
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Hello yes I would like to make a complaint to the owner of the stock market. It keeps eating my money
[+5] u/Ill-Ad3311: Working 9 to 5 past 9 what a way to make a living
[+5] u/Fragrant-Steak-6246: Why tf is all semiconductor stocks dumplings 🤦♂️
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Someone FOMOed MU at 975 last night. Was it you?
[+5] u/lococommotion: This is the part where I … 🎵*buyyy the topppp*🎶
[+5] u/mangled_degenerate: Some of you dumb fucks shorted NVDA
[+5] u/Equivalent-Snow3651: The boys of Jackson Hole are now exploring each other's dots.
[+5] u/cabdycan42: What’s causing this spy fall? Any news
[+5] u/Senpai_Slime: Oil spike, someone knows something, same as beginning of iran war
[+5] u/daxtaslapp: They're wildin out on cnbc
[+5] u/Adventurous_Sell5994: Nvidia will be at $250 today easily before hitting $300 next week
[+5] u/Fragrant-Steak-6246: So Nvidia is up 10% but soxl is flatlining
[+5] u/Ok-Arm125: You bulls make me sick 🤢
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: We got amazon over here getting treated like a second class citizen
[+5] u/jasperCrow: 🥭 just jinxed it 🤦♂️
[+5] u/yanqui_u_x_o: anyone who thinks today is boring is tarded
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Citadel will "Leopold" Michael Burry next
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: took $15k out to fix or replace the roof and already got $6k back, well unrealized of course. so probably will be down $21k.
[+6] u/GrossFleshSack: koreans definitely pumping memory tonight
[+6] u/veryfastsnail99: Had 100% return on my 771 call. Didn’t sell. And now I am down for the day! LETS GO!
[+5] u/AcrobaticLeek9220: Fk this shit I’m selling
[+5] u/vandammes: MRVL IS GONNA CRASH SO HARD LMFAO
[+5] u/ThetaGrim: MU pump early next week
[+5] u/CollegeDesperate5927: How cooked I am? Went all in 204$ puts nvidia
[+5] u/mrbigshort: I BOUGHT you guys gonna get rugged
[+5] u/A55BAG: NVDA bears are hoping for a eod rug pull to close their short, but it's not going to happen. NVDA is the most obvious buy in the market. Even Michel Burry is long now. 😂
[+5] u/Sylphiette_WS: I thought MU will probably hit $1000 today, but it dips instead wth.
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: Memory bols u alive?
[+5] u/LarryBlink: APLD MOVE THE FUK UPPPPP
[+5] u/vandammes: THE BIG QUESTION IS IS NVDIA GONNA PUMP OR DUMP TODAY
[+5] u/Alithebest1__: If nvida goes to 240 or 250 yall getting 4 weeks contracts of puts ?
[+5] u/RogueOperator69: They ran QQQ to the pre-market low and ripped it straight back up. Savages.
[+5] u/Independent-List-242: just wonder about HTZ holders
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/Cubbos_ (0W - 1L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **NVDA** ▼ | $210.05 → $200.00 | -4.8% | 1d | Lost |
[+5] u/cosmicoconuts: Damn I think I just fucked up my zoom interview
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: WHO the fk even decides to be a ber in this market? Dumb ass mfkers losing money all he time
[+5] u/Timely-Salamander-1: i woke up for a small nap and looked at the chart NVDA229.99 i have 230Calls , WTF happened
[+5] u/Unban_thx: Oh give it time, that’s right in their wheelhouse of worthless pandering
[+5] u/xxxMarilee: I do some dumb things, but I haven't stooped that low yet. And that includes no margin account.
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: MU to 1000 tonight by bulgogi bros
[+5] u/claytondpark: Remember nvda earnings last Feb?
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: SNDK better shape up, or it's about to lose it's spot in my portfolio
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: WTF HAPPENED I WENT TO WORK AND NOW MY PORT WENT TO SHIT
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Bitcoin fullport looking good 👌
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: this market is fucking pathetic
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: All the dumbass bers in the comments salty that we are pumping off Nvidia earnings lmaoooo
This was the easiest 1dtes calls ever
[+5] u/CD274: Oh I realized this last year, also why Google is undervalued
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: We would be at SPY 900 right now if we didn’t have this *fucking guy* doing all this *fucking bullshit* all the time.
Literally anyone else from either side and we’d be at 900
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: Where's the executive order to rename "maple syrup" to "American syrup" that also bans the import of anything labeled with the old name? Carney 🤡 would go nuts.
[+5] u/shawthdalord: Whos gonna save me and my puts
[+5] u/TripCake: Im gonna take a loan out to buy options guys wish me luck
[+5] u/StockB0Y: 10% on a 5 trillion dollar company 500 billion dollar move
[+5] u/poppadwarf: Some serious fomo today
[+5] u/tgff333: Every year this time I find myself singing you gotta pay the troll toll to get inside jackson's hole
[+5] u/poutinetrough: sold my nvda calls too early but still made out good so whatevs
[+5] u/IronicallyCanadian: Profit is profit, my dude. Can't spend too much time worrying about what-would-have-beens
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Memory is transitory but nvidia is forever
[+5] u/InIce1234: Bulls are taking Bears to Isengard tonight.
[+5] u/ramy_mousa: this is an obvious blow-off the top on CRM