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[+33] u/enigma_x: Nvidia is going to be flat and destroy both calls and puts. A tale as old as time.
[+31] u/pineapplekiwipen: !banbet NVDA +666% 1d
[+24] u/fredditf: $NVDA
Q2’27 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS
Revenue: $96.2B (Est. $92.2B); +106% YoY
Adj. EPS: $2.22 (Est. $2.10); +120% YoY
Data Center: $89.0B (Est. $85.8B); +117% YoY
Adj. Gross Margin: 75.0% (Est. 75%); +250 bps YoY
Q3 Guide:
Revenue: $108.0B +/- 2% (Est. $104.2B)
Adj. Gross Margin: 74.0% +/- 50 bps
Adj. OpEx: ~$9.0B
Segment Revenue:
Data Center: $89.0B; +117% YoY
Edge Computing: $7.2B; +27% YoY
Financials:
Adj. Operating Income: $64.0B; +124% YoY
Adj. OpEx: $8.2B; +54% YoY
Adj. Net Income: $54.0B; +118% YoY
Free Cash Flow: $21.3B
Cash & Cash Equivalents: $22.4B
Short-Term Debt: $1.0B
Long-Term Debt: $32.4B
Capital Return:
Shareholder Returns: ~$26.0B in Q2
Remaining Authorization: ~$99.0B
Key Updates:
GAAP-to-non-GAAP adjustment includes $7.8B of net gains from equity securities
Outlook assumes no Data Center compute revenue from China
Vera Rubin is ramping into full production with racks running at partners
Comments:
“AI has reached its inflection point. It’s doing useful work. Its tokens are productive and profitable. Now, compute is revenue.”
“The AI infrastructure buildout is at full steam. Vera Rubin, now in full production, was built to power exactly this moment.”
[+23] u/Bitter_griffin-24: Jensen you small Taiwanese man, my future depends on you
[+22] u/SaltyKrew: Jensen is going to open up the strait himself
[+20] u/OptionsHuduga: She’s a 10 but keeps constantly asking if Invidia reported before 4:20
[+18] u/Capital-Pineapple961: Finally real market can open
[+16] u/OptionsHuduga: Nvidia is a failure of a company. A triple beat is not enough. I’m very disappointed. Delist them immediately.
[+14] u/sevyger89: *NVDA TO BUY CANADA IN BID TO BUILD OUT AI DATA CENTERS
[+12] u/Wows_Nightly_News: The earnings will just open to an empty chair with a leather jacket draped on it. Interpretive dancers will then give a performance about earnings and future outlook. No words will be spoken the entire time.
[+12] u/InspectorDabbit_: The world is in shambles if NVDA misses bigly
[+12] u/Commercial_Sound1448: CRM $5.90 (vs. $3.27 expected)
[+11] u/ebfeebfe: # RELEASE THE NVDA FILES
[+11] u/sadscully: it being at 4:20 is fucking corny
[+10] u/TechniCruller: Just fell to my knees in a Chilis
[+10] u/corndog_messiah: Quadruple beat, we’re going to zero
[+10] u/nevertradestock: The entire market is a scam
[+10] u/sufficiently7777: Memory will resume pump
[+10] u/version-two: It’s pretty apparent the Street isn’t worried about the AI bubble. They’re worried about the fucking clown show in DC nuking the market/economy before we get to see the finish line. 🤷♂️
[+10] u/WordsHappenedHere: You will never see earnings better than NVDA from any company. Just breathtaking the amount of growth and after all these years. They are a money machine. This kind of growth in $100b in revenue is just unheard of.
And yet the stock is down. It’s been flat for 10 months. Gross margins went from 75% to 74%’for the guide. So what?
[+10] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Only 74% margin on 110% growth, what a shit company
[+9] u/Repulsive_Wolf6774: This is the most exciting wallstreetbets has been in awhile
[+9] u/gamersEmpire: NVDA to 10 trillion is not a meme anymore
[+9] u/Crypto_naut_: nvda margin dropping to 74% omg
[+9] u/Bob_the_peasant: Step 1: beat all estimates
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Drop
[+9] u/Happy-Champion1661: EVERYTHING SEMIS IS GREEN EXCEPT NVDA 🤣🤣🤣
[+9] u/youngneil00: At this point don’t even play earnings, just buy a contract couple hours before and sell before close
[+9] u/Bad_Prophet: You losers are all busy worrying over a 1.2% swing on a $5 trillion company?
Where's the volatility?
[+9] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Nvidia is just too fucking good. It doesn't get any better than this. Sell that shit.
[+9] u/prana_fish: $NVDA earnings options players bamboozled for the 5th time in a row and still shocked.
[+9] u/Big-Safe3031: Beats earnings = goes bankrupt
[+9] u/VTI4LYFE69: Nvidia, $NVDA, just guided $108 BILLION in revenue for Q3 alone.
And, this guidance assumes ZERO data center compute revenue from China.
This builds on the record $96.2 billion in revenue posted for last quarter for a projected total of $204.2 billion in 6 months.
We now have a $5+ trillion company is seeing +106% year-over-year revenue growth.
There has never been anything like what we are seeing right now with AI.
This is arguably the biggest technological revolution of all time.
[+8] u/vandammes: TAKE US TO MONEYHEAVEN GOD JENSSEN
[+8] u/mighty_sys_admin: STOP ASKING ABOUT NVDA IT HAPPENS AT 4:20 EVERY Q
[+8] u/MacroHard_0: l am a fuking idiot, I thought nvidia earnings was today, loll
[+8] u/Dear__Bruce: Big money entering NVDA call options afterhours with their secret Nasdaq marketplace
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: Cramer shilling with Benison and the nerd from Anthropic on CNBC
Death sentence 💀
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: chat moving so fast no1 will see i drank a full bottle of wine since the close :wow:
[+8] u/PlasticComplexReddit: Now watch this V - Jensen Huang
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Calls and puts will be down 50% tomorrow
[+8] u/C0up7: Wall Street: *Oh no NVDA didn’t report a 1800% increase in revenue, it’s time to dump it* 🙄
[+8] u/Actual_Difference617: NVDA moves more on 99% of regular ass days than its earnings.
[+8] u/Walking72: Nvda even beat the whisper on Q3 Revenue Guidance and stock still crashed
[+8] u/solemnlowfiver: These numbers are insane. 64B Op Income and 54B net income. 118%+ YoY growth as a multi-trillion dollar company. A startup with this growth rate at a sliver of the market cap would be an EASY investment
[+8] u/Notorious_Quan: the company is already at 5T market cap, outstanding shares is over 24B, idk what you ppl looking for.... this stock already had its run, yall missed out the big gains 2-3 years ago.
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: This will end up at 0.0% and screw over all option buyers.
[+8] u/Onnimation: If Nvidia isn't at 220 by opening tmr with 100 billion+ revenue in one quarter (insane), this market is truly fucked. I don't own any Nvidia btw, just crazy how the market is reacting to such news. Investors might actually move away from AI after this
[+8] u/Cautious_Panic_4167: All the NVDA bers are quiet asf
[+8] u/Majestic_Mention171: Looks like NVDA stays flat for another year and AI resumes pump tomorrow
[+7] u/kmouratidis: Nvidia will post a +134986409861% EPS beat, and rise by +0.2%.
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Nvda earnings aren't till 4.20, wtf y'all yapping about😂😂😂😂😂
[+7] u/Hairy-Internal2307: REOPEN THE CASINO!!!
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: RELEASE THE JENSEN FILES
[+7] u/LarryBlink: THE NUMBERS JENSEN! THE NUMBERS!! WHAT DO THEY MEAN??
[+7] u/modder9: THE MOST PREDICTABLE THING HAPPENED LMAO
[+7] u/Dear__Bruce: # NVDA ending the day +/- 2%
# Hedge fund managers drain retail implied volatility and they buy their wives a new Range Rover and renovate their basement for the holidays
Meanwhile you just lost half of your networth in 12 hours
[+7] u/CMTTrader: \*NVIDIA 2Q REV. $96.2B, EST. $92.38B
\*NVIDIA 2Q DATA CENTER REVENUE $89.0B, EST. $85.86B
\*NVIDIA Q2 ADJUSTED EPS $2.22
\*NVIDIA Q2 ADJUSTED GROSS MARGIN 75%
\*NVIDIA SEES Q3 REVENUE $108.0B ±2%
\*NVIDIA SEES 3Q ADJ GROSS MARGIN 73.5% TO 74.5%
\*NVIDIA 2Q COMPUTE & NETWORKING REV. $88.30B, EST. $84.69B
\*NVIDIA 2Q HYPERSCALE REV. $48.71B, EST. $43.55B
\*NVIDIA 2Q EDGE COMPUTING REV. $7.20B, EST. $6.61B
\*NVIDIA: COMMITMENTS INCREASED FROM $119B LAST QUARTER TO $279B
[+7] u/Alarmed_House23: Tomorrow I wanna see all memory stocks up 10%
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: Wow looks like the AI TRADE IS DEAD SELL EVERYTHING NVIDIA ONLY BEAT EARNINGS FOR THE 500th TIME
[+7] u/tldamico: Thus ended the market crash of 4:20-4:22, August 26, 2026.
[+7] u/maxpax34: [$NVDA](https://x.com/search?q=$NVDA) reports its Q2 earnings results
Revenue: $96.22B vs $92.38B estimated
Adjusted EPS: $2.22
Data center revenue: $89B vs $85.86B estimated
[+7] u/Open_Pollution_8038: So Nvidia forward is like 18-20? lol?
[+7] u/TonyStarks81: AI is dead. Everyone rotate all your money into space again!!!!
[+7] u/Remote-Ad-6712: SNDK TO THE MOON BITCHES SUCK MY DICK
[+7] u/31andnotdone: nvda is like a girlfriend trying to decide where she wants to go for dinner
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Thetagang just absolutely crushing it lately.
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: INVESTORS EXPECTED NVIDIA TO ANNOUNCE THE COMPLETION OF THEIR PHASE 3 CLINICAL TRIAL TO CURE REGARDISM, WITH NO RESULT STOCK FALLS SHARPLY
[+7] u/WardsInBag: you people don't understand that this AI trade has to work. the US has a vested interest in it generating money and improving efficiency because the national debt it ballooning. the house isn't the stock market. the house is the US government, and they will win. if you are betting against any AI stock you're insane.
[+7] u/Onnimation: $100+ billion in one quarter and that's not bullish enough? This market is fucked lol
[+7] u/sevyger89: JENSEN IN HIDING FOLLOWING DISASTROUS -2% DROP
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: since NVDA numbers failed to pump the stock it's all about jensen's jacket material now
calfskin = we moon
salt croc = we pluto
vegan leather = drill team 6 called back from doge layoffs
[+7] u/sabatiel180: Likely to reverse by open to cuck both sides. 🤡
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: THE STREET EXPECTED NVIDIA TO HAVE 99% MARGINS - LOSING MORE THAN 1 CENT IS UNACCEPTABLR
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: 🐻s spreading false information, not even knowing that NVDA results will be released around 4:20pm ET 🤡
[+6] u/Dizzy-Monk-: JENSEN HUANG REPLACING SCOTT BESSENT AS TREASURY SECRETARY
[+6] u/prana_fish: Software is the new $NVDA.
Also you dumb shits who keep asking, $NVDA reports at 4:20 PM EST. Yes. 420. On purpose.
[+6] u/DrElkSnout: if we beat, it's coke and hookers for everyone
[+6] u/SaltyKrew: I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
[+6] u/niaqr: EVERYTHINGS COMPUTER
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: NVIDIA Q2 EARNINGS
Q3 guide Revenue $108B vs $104.19B
Revenue $96.2B vs $92.38B
Adj Gross Margin 75%
Net Income $59.69B
$NVDA
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: And Nvidia dumping thanks for playing lmao
[+6] u/Common_Ad_3059: Adios to nvda call buyers
[+6] u/Full_Cash6140: sorry nvda call holders, you lose. congrats nvda put holders! you also lose
[+6] u/SaltyKrew: Not dumping hard enough. This will reverse
[+6] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: I just lost 40K. Gonna need to go touch some grass rq
[+6] u/TranzitBusRouteB: “only 74% gross margins guide, time to sell” - regards
[+6] u/PyloPower: GROSS MARGIN FALLING TO 74% FROM 75% SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING
[+6] u/Hot-Measurement-119: expectations for NVDA are so high it makes it not worth investing in.
[+6] u/Anameisheere: What do they want nvdia to do? Conquer the galactic empire
[+6] u/WillingnessMental731: Very bullish for MU, waiting for MRVL tomorrow now
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Unless you're new here, you know better than to play NVDA earning
[+6] u/SpiderWil: the stock can move again at 5pm, wait jesus
[+6] u/socratesqt: Fuck ai we're better off without it
[+6] u/No-Bee-4692: How long can nvidia stay range bound? PE to 1?
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: Well, they didn't miss so the world isn't completely fucked
[+6] u/aftherith: Options on a stock that has barely moved on the last 8 earnings smh
[+6] u/Ltheman00: mention NBIS you leather jacketed sexy ass man
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Buying this NVDA dip
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: I think that 5.4T is apparently the maximum market cap that a stock can ever have. Nothing can go to 6T, it's too much money even if the company makes infinity dollars.
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: Im not even fazed by this nvda crash, loading up here
[+6] u/DressPrestigious7088: AND WHAT ABOUT GUIDANCE? ITS ALL
ABOUT GUIDANCE.
[+6] u/RJ5R: Orange: "We are going to tariff Canadian aluminum by +50%"
Entire auto industry: RIP
[+6] u/KaleidoscopeNo828: Institutional Investors mentality: Beating expectations- sell, sell, sell
Missing expectations - sell, sell, sell
Company in big debts : buy, buy, buy
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA is easily $250 after it wipes off short term options.....
[+6] u/Quirky_Push_2506: NVDA will stay between 200 to 220 for the next 10 years. It has become a dividend stock.
[+6] u/youngsimba320: Beat earnings -> dump
Miss earnings -> dump
This shit is rigged
[+6] u/diefy7321: The next time you fucks say NVDA will pump on earnings, you’ll be banned lmfaoooo
[+6] u/ajs723: "Nvidia slips despite earnings beat"
That headline might as well be "Idiots post dumbshit on Reddit, lose money".
Fucking duh.
[+5] u/IronicallyCanadian: thetagang sends their regards
[+5] u/SpiderWil: Breaking: Michael Burry has opened a bullish position in Nvidia
[+5] u/dpatel211: I really appreciate SPY pumping AFTER it ended the day red
[+5] u/mathboom123: Prediction, we green after hour for NVDA... mark me
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: Time for NVDA to show us its ass
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: If NVDA miss, its game over. Market gone.
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: servicenow +3,5% lol
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: “There, I’ve placed Nvidia in a box so it can’t hurt us anymore” said Frog.
“But I can’t stop loss my calls in after hours” said Toad
“This is true” said Frog
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Trolls need to be banned plz
[+5] u/StinkyFartPoop: breaking news, nvidia is transitioning to a footwear company
[+5] u/CMTTrader: \*CROWDSTRIKE 2Q REV. $1.47B, EST. $1.44B
\*CROWDSTRIKE Q2 ADJ. EPS 31c, EST 29c
\*CROWDSTRIKE SEES 3Q REV. $1.52B TO $1.53B, EST. $1.52B
\*EVERPURE 2Q ADJ. OPER INCOME $230M, EST. $199.7M
\*EVERPURE 2Q ADJ EPS 70C, EST. 58C
\*EVERPURE 2Q REV. $1.2B, EST. $1.1B
[+5] u/papichuloya: What time is nvda earning
[+5] u/Live-Improvement3169: Where my SMCI bros at?
[+5] u/TripCake: I just bought and sold NVDA 10 times in a row
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Are these cunts doing 420 release on purpose? 🍈 and his cookie cutter edgelord sense of childish humor are an infection among these scum.
[+5] u/Samjabr: People are fking retarded - on CNBC saying NVDA has been disappointing. The stock is up 100 million percent in the past 3 years.
WTF did these tards think it was going to do. Rocket up to $1,000 so Jensen could buy a few countries?
[+5] u/Eastern-Joke-7537: Anyone else have NVDA calls?
Just me?
[+5] u/diefy7321: Wait, why isn’t earnings calendar pinned? Fucking gey mods
[+5] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: Miss earnings = we go down
Beat earnings = we go down because it was priced in
[+5] u/Live-Improvement3169: NVDA will touch $240 in 3 min
[+5] u/toydan: NVIDIA Q2 EARNINGS
Q3 guide Revenue $108B vs $104.19B
Revenue $96.2B vs $92.38B
Adj Gross Margin 75%
Net Income $59.69B
$NVDA
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: hahahahahahahaha those 10 seconds were literally so fun
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: They only made a gazillion dollars, dump that shit
[+5] u/Creative-Package6213: Told yall NVDA puts were the play!
[+5] u/thrillho145: Nvda crashing on earnings. Tale as old as time
[+5] u/AnthonyExplorer: BILL KOSPI IS NOT GONNA BE HAPPY TONIGHT !!!!
[+5] u/TheMangoWorshipper: Double miss is diabolical. I had that gut feeling to dump my calls. So glad I was right
[+5] u/aftherith: THE BEAT ISN'T BEATY ENOUGH
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: massive triple beat? dump this shit
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: **Earnings per share**: $2.22 adjusted vs. $2.10 estimated
**Revenue**: $96.22 billion vs. $92.17 billion estimated
[+5] u/Hot-Measurement-119: drop is fake, will be green in an hour
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: JENSUN ANNOUNCING DEAL WITH SNDK. SNDK 3000
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Nvidia crushed earnings it's gonna go green
[+5] u/curling_rocks: Jensen saved America today
[+5] u/FIREJourneybullgang: send MU to 2k now please
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: NVDA about to go green.
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: NVDA still cooking. Probably no significant impact on anybody else. More of a dodged bullet than a catalyst.
[+5] u/Standard-Meringue-70: Nvidia will come back
[+5] u/RoyaleWithCheesess: How about 3 inches, and thick. How about regarded. How about loving and respectful. I lost my port 10 weeks ago
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: all moves are fake, real move is tomorrow
[+5] u/seculare: They beat rev by $2.67 Billion
[+5] u/GrandKnew: why is every listing on Zillow like "10000 price reduction" "15000 price reduction "25000 price reduction"
guess what? fuck you. I'm not buying your shit. everyone's homes went up in value and now they're all trying to sell at the same time. fucking 🤡🤡
it was never worth that much.
this ain't fuckin Amazon. "oh babe this house in on sale for 675000 this is the moment we've been waiting for!!!" fucking idiots.
[+5] u/DarkR124: And back up it goes lmao. This bitch going to be flat by open to fuck everyone as usual.
Edit: nope down again. NVDA being bipolar.
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: well shit 750B circular financing didn't pump NVDA
time to announce 1T circular financing
[+5] u/Anameisheere: Should’ve known crm and crwd were the only two stocks that were going to pump when I didn’t see a single message about them in this sub lmaoooo
[+5] u/smellyfingernail: and the crowd goes mild
[+5] u/CPR123_: Waiting for 190 to full port NVDA
[+5] u/AlpacaDream7: Need NVDA 230 like I need air
[+5] u/SaltyKrew: Guidance will save our calls
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: How is nvda not $350 rn?
[+5] u/bong_fu_tzu: 5t is like 1/6 of US gdp. Is nvda worth that? I feel like...no?
[+5] u/wattap: "NVDA had 106% yoy growth and expectations were for 107%, so they didnt really hit that magic number"
LMAO
edit: "Now please, retail, buy Estee Lauder after it has gone up 26% in a month"
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Jensen I'll slide you $20 if you mention SNDK or MU
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Buy cheap calls in the morning after open. Thank me later
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Nvidia Q4 gross margin outlook: 74.0% vs. 74.7% expected is bullish for Micron because of higher memory prices
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Imagine owning a company that makes 96 billions per quarter
[+5] u/Remote-Ad-6712: jensen mention mu and i'll suck your dick on god
[+5] u/wanderingWillow888: Thinking about how Apple was temporarily more valuable than 118% growth at 4.5T market cap earlier this summer
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: So basically Nvidia will increases prices by 15% and gross margins will still decline from 75% to 74%
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: Who here just had their ports wiped out on that 1.5% initial NVDA drop?
[+5] u/nevertradestock: Everybody in here should vow to never trade again. Withdraw all your cash from these brokers. Without us they don’t have a job. They have successfully convinced a large majority of the population to deposit their money into their brokerages. It’s all a scam to take your cash.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: One day my phone is going to blow up from overheating because I have Reddit and hood open at the same time
[+5] u/SpiderWil: it's time for NVDA to acquire Apple
[+5] u/loop_loop_: NVDA need to do some buybacks
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Those earnings beats are getting smaller
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Revenue is expected to be $108.0 billion
😶
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Don’t the MMs know that they can also make money and arguably more by sending something up instead of down?
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Revenue growing over 100% y/oy is pretty wild tho
[+13] u/Contango-withme: I put 3 kids through college from trading options. But they weren’t my kids.
[+12] u/Independent-Tree-985: No way nvda bros are creaming their jeans over a $5 movement
[+12] u/C130J_Darkstar: NVDA called out the bears lol
[+11] u/Comfortable_Thing611: NVDA earnings were great for everyone except NVDA
[+11] u/Annual_Bat2230: https://preview.redd.it/ls7vory6dslh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474fe0726dc6b43a1b65ac345cfa395132880173
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #Ber in shambles LMAO🤌
[+11] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: https://preview.redd.it/encs8kbsgslh1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=008160af4a5e18d210df90ca155b79ce04b68e2c
[+10] u/Regenbooggeit: NVDA 300
NBIS 400
MU 5000
SNDK 10000
Thank you market for your attention.
[+10] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Nbis will do the usual 10% sudden pump tomorrow
[+10] u/Lazy_Guard_2389: NEBIUS WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU
[+10] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: NVDA please go over 225 by open tomorrow, thank you.
[+10] u/AGigatonicxs: Koreans gonna love it
[+9] u/Frank-Hassle: Nvda will open green
[+9] u/traderbusto: So sick of this god damn tariff shit
[+9] u/boose36: BREAKING🚨: NVDA REACHES PRICES THAT HAVENT BEEN SEEN SINCE MONDAY.
[+9] u/Dizzy_Requirement_18: It’s only fun to be a bear like 3 times a year
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: BERS
ACTUALLY
THOT
🫵🤡🐻
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: IMAGINE BETTING AGAINST LEATHER JACKETS. BERS EATING PICTURES OF RAMEN FOR DINNER
🫵🫵🤡🐻🤡🫵🫵
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: giant green cock up bers anus
[+8] u/legible_print: I’ve seen enough. MU to $3k
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: Somewhere right now a Ber with $63,000 in puts is explaining that NVDA being green is actually extremely bearish if you understand their 47-step macro thesis
[+8] u/wafflepiezz: Sold SNDK for -40k loss, it pumps 1 week later
Bought AAPL, it immediately dumps right after
Can’t make this shit up. Fuck my ass just inverse me
[+8] u/Geoff_Dawmer: AI using 100x the resources of a human so we can fire the humans. Got it.
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: The real winners as usual Memory lol
[+7] u/Weekly_One8412: Wow big NVDA beat, 5 billy over expected rev. Damn. If it’s so useless maybe toss one of those bills my way
[+7] u/aew2019: It's already priced in, everything, all of it. Past, present, future, the infinite expanse of the universe.
You're priced, I'm priced, we are all priced in.
[+7] u/No_Current3675: Take-home message:
#BUY THE FUKEN DIP RETARDS
[+7] u/Holiday-Date8635: Jensen shows up on stage with ber skin jacket
[+7] u/JackORoses: Breaking on CNBC: Bers are mega fuked
[+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Push me, and then just touch me, t'ill i can get my, satisfaction 👨🦼
-S.Hawking
[+7] u/Stonkgeniuz: Bers did not see that coming ⬆️
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Does this mean we can stop with ai bubble bs
[+7] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Someone go check on Michael Burry
[+7] u/Kociolinho: Jensen honey can you pls mention MRVL so it becomes a 1T company overnight like you promised us 3000 years ago?
[+7] u/Yachtitect: Gentlemen, it is once again time to get regarded.
[+7] u/JaxIsBadDontPick__: How's Burry's NVDIA puts holding up
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: So Nvidia AI is good for SNDK and MU?
[+6] u/donkeybray: If NVDA just 1ish percent down, the big bois are just pretending to be disappointed.
[+6] u/darkspherei: theta stays winning, thanks for playing
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: NVDA going to 300 soon
[+6] u/sanmar2225: Jensen out front of HQ signing tits turning this dump around
[+6] u/Technical_Sea_5022: Shout out to that guy who dropped 54k on sndk calls for Friday. I followed that shit 🫡
[+6] u/EnginrA: Holy shit NVDA at levels not seen since two days ago!
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Holy shit! Bers are extra fucked
[+6] u/Holiday-Date8635: 70% growth forecast for next year 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Lachrim: NVDA saved the market and the world once again ... When this company miss we gonna have WW3 best case scenario LMAOOOOO
[+6] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: market: AI will kill CRM!!!!
crm: Claudeforce
market: AI will SAVE crm
[+6] u/AggressiveTower5582: Let the AI age commence 🚀
[+6] u/2020isgreat: "We expect to grow revenue by approximately 70% in fiscal 2028."
Damn Jensen got hands
[+6] u/remilk123: Lmao Nvda from 205$ to 219.71$. OPEN THE DAMN CASINO!!! 🎰
[+6] u/Muhammad0009: NVDA TO THE MOOOOOON
[+6] u/tortu995: So let me get this right nvdia which trades at 16x foward just guided 70% growth on top of that? LOOOOL. How is this not at 400??
[+6] u/yahooms: # BEARS, JENSEN DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK YET. IT'S UP 4% ALREADY.
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: For the love of God stay up and please oh please don’t fall
[+6] u/Trade-Architect: Nbis pump why on Nvidia earnings?
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: This is really the definition of circular financing but fuck it we moon!
[+6] u/Olorin444: Any talk of a bubble bursting before at least 2028 is insane. Until then bet on AI.
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: Google is only stock down in whole market and guess what 100% of my portfolio is right now? Take a wild guess
[+6] u/Iunatic: Nvda so strong, even ASTS is up. Lmfao
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: Hey everybody "AI has become useful".
[+6] u/art2startbro: DRAM = $62 EOD MARK MY WORD
[+6] u/YTLupo: I want to see Nvidia go to 500 just to fuck all shorts over again
[+6] u/GeneralPipe9989: Wtf is google doing bruh
[+5] u/SaltyCauliflower555: I think nvidia recovers back at market open as long as the guidance is good
[+5] u/miata_only: The entire global equities market rests on the shoulders of Jensen Huang that's a lot of weight for a leather jacket to bear I wonder if he'll have padded shoulders, you guys?
[+5] u/moorhound: Jensen's about to come out and say "we anticipate a TAM of 100 million trillion dollars" just to keep with the trend
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: They beat on everything god damn. It’s gonna V pretty hard
[+5] u/Both-Employee-5874: why is the market not moving at all
[+5] u/Pleasant_Gold_3634: Straight shares for nvdia lfg
[+5] u/Jensen-Hung: $60B in profit in a single quarter what a shitco
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fuuuuuuuuuck I drop 15k on NVDA earnings
[+5] u/tenfthigher: Will be pissed if no analysts ask about hidden debt on the ER call
[+5] u/sfw_supdood: NVDA folding over like a fent zombie 💀
[+5] u/ValuableHippo3931: NBIS pumpppppppppppppppppppp
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Koreans are gonna be really happy
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: JUST IN: Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang says AI has reached an "inflection point." PUMP MY BAGS DADDY
[+5] u/YoDooley: Just take NVDA back to $230 at this point
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Why are so much of the NVDA sales insanely sketch? Like non profits and tiny holding companies no one has heard of randomly buying insane $ value in chips? I’m genuinely curious why no one is concerned about this?
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: MSFT saved the market last earnings for a couple of weeks and now daddy Jensen. These legacy stocks are so pivotal even if their own stocks are shit to play , market feeds off them
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: Oh NVDA is going to pump for sure. There's just no way it stays red
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Memory should pump to ATH soon. $160B increase in commitments from nvidia mostly for memory lol
[+5] u/fenriswulfwsb: Less than 1% move on NVDA is absolutely hilarious.
[+5] u/need_five_more_chara: Everyone's cheering for nbis when it's up 2% after being down 3%?
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: BERS CELEBRATED EARLY LMFAO
[+5] u/TruthFantastic1741: *Nvidia sees its own shadow, 6 more weeks of bull run*
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Damn a lot of NBIS baggies in here
[+5] u/Straight-Annual8687: Bers thought................... 🤣🫵
[+5] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: Goddamn, congrats bulls
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: BERS WHY SO QUIET NOW? THOUGHT YOUR PUTS WERE PRINTING?????
🤡🤡🤡🐻🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/Holiday-Date8635: Holy Shit why do people bet against Jensen lmao
[+5] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Did Jensen say he sees $100T revenue soon? 🚀
[+5] u/Ble_h: Burry you fucking idiot. I'm losing so much money
[+5] u/Snowman33001: LOL holy shit, funniest trick on the bears I’ve seen in a while
[+5] u/organicMango_: tomorrow all in NBIS MRVL MICRON everythinnngg
[+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: NBIS NAME DROPPED NBIS NAME DROPPED IN EARNINGS REPORT HOKLY SHIT
[+5] u/aurorasavm: let's do +3% SPY tomorrow. jesus wants that for us 🙏
[+5] u/Round-Huckleberry570: We are gonna pump so hard tomorrow
[+5] u/No-Put2311: They really tried to make me sell my shares this week but I KNEW the leather jacket would save us (still down 10%)
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Burry the perfect example of bers: regard got lucky on one crash after predicting 69420 crashes and thinks the one correct call was skill while the 99% of missed calls were bad luck 😂🤡
[+5] u/TruthFantastic1741: how does this affect lebron's legacy?
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: This company is not even on the same scale as the rest
should be 100T market cap
[+5] u/JLIMNO: another word for circular lmao
[+5] u/DH64: wtf nvda not dumping this time?!
[+5] u/CobblerInternal2703: GO MEMORY GO!!! PUMP, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/TopDog_Investor: HAHAHAHAA BEARS GOT BURNED WITH NVIDIA. I LOVE YOU NVIDIA THANK YOU
[+5] u/floptrotski: Korea don't fuck this up
[+5] u/RS3RRL: Tech/Ai stocks pumping. King Jensen to the rescue.
[+5] u/l3ef0re_Time: Both hardware and software pumping, we’re so fucking back
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: My puts aren’t happy about this
[+5] u/inteczarr: thank you daddy huang
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: NVDA is a $300 stock 🤣
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Analyst question 1: "How can you guarantee investors these profits will increase until 2070?"
"I dunno I guess we can't?"
\>Stock dumps 60%
[+5] u/shanked5iron: Dovish Warsh on Friday and we fly to fucking neptune
[+5] u/organicMango_: tomorrow most of us happy
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: lol, burry is in shambles :D :D :D
[+5] u/CommunicationTop1259: Lets get this next leg on Nvda, should be 230 by now
[+5] u/TruthFantastic1741: why would you own NVDA when you can just lose that money trading options?
[+5] u/doinganevildeedblues: can he namedrop mrvl again
[+5] u/bananashakewithice: MU STUNT ON THESE HOES
[+5] u/ValuableHippo3931: Im horny for NBIS and nobody can stop me
[+5] u/powerboner: These callers are fucking shorts you can hear it in their CONDESENDING FUCKING CUCK VOICE
[+5] u/shlimeyboy: How many of us bought NBIS calls we might have fucked ourselves
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Spreading my cheeks wide for the bols tonight and tomorrow .. can’t wait 😘🫦🍆🤭
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Beating my shit mercilessly till earnings call
[+5] u/BentoMan: Does he wear a leather jacket in the summer?
Serious question
[+5] u/ShiftIll3642: Nvidia 300$after earnings.
[+5] u/Starmedia11: Nvidia: “we are passing on price increases but we secured supply earlier in the year so it’s all profit”
[+5] u/Gnargoyles: Millions gather to watch coin flips and win or lose everything they have on it
[+5] u/Eric142: HOLY FUCKKKKKKK
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/widerdog: i dont buy it, crm gonna reverse by night
[+5] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: How many of you are gambling right now
[+5] u/Neat_Statistician741: NEVER TRUST THE FIRST MOVE
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: rip whoever had nvda calls
[+5] u/fightoraccept: Papa is this the end?
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: It’ll go back up. They crushed it
[+5] u/organicMango_: NVDA +3% lets gooooo
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: You dumb bulls can't win. Same thing every time with this AI stuff:
\- Decent pump
\- Profit taking
\- Profit taking so much it goes red, triggers stop losses
\- Margin calls next
\- Shit craters to the center of the earth
[+24] u/Main_Ad3943: Now it's time for "Will the pump actually last until morning"
[+12] u/minimal_stat: Just wait til the Koreans wake up and pump the living shit out of memory stocks
[+12] u/L0pat0: they are possibly the most impressive company of all time lmao
[+10] u/violet_evergarden8: SNDK AND MU +15% tmr
[+10] u/GuwopGOAT: AI bull run back in the menu
[+10] u/Rosebunse: What a terrible news week, especially with that news about the horrific mudslides out of Nepal.
[+10] u/Responsible_Ship8261: https://preview.redd.it/0b0j9ekikslh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d187eb5f2d4aa9748724b655a2a83a012adc4ae8
[+10] u/mayorolivia: Memory is gonna be 10%+ tomorrow. Nvidia CFO said HBM prices are significantly higher than they expected so have revised gross margin guidance.
[+10] u/zestykite: tomorrow is gonna be so green.
[+9] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Do you think memory is back, not asking for ber
[+9] u/zestykite: and the 18 year bull run continues
[+8] u/j_b_1983: MMs did what MMs do.
Suckered everyone to dump so they could buy even cheaper and make even more money
We are pawns to their game
[+8] u/9tacos: How can you look at these financials and say: I’m bearish lol
[+8] u/SlotinCapital: Jensen should be on the Iran negotiation. Elite level market pumpe
[+8] u/suifuto-senpai: I don't trust the NVDA pump, which means it's probably going to 230
[+8] u/ExternalPlastic9052: Awfully quiet in here from the bers
[+8] u/CasherburyTales: Just checking in to reinforce my “don’t play earnings” rule. Yup. Checks out
[+7] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Put your own fucking fries in the bag, I quit
[+7] u/ihatereddit667: BEARS WHERE ARE YOU??
[+7] u/Mistondalist: NVIDIA IS THE GREATEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD LFGGG
[+7] u/upvz: jensen: my profit expectation per gigawatt of compute is infinity
[+7] u/jijitalk: HAHAHAHA BEARS 🐻 !!!! ENJOY YOUR SUBWAY 🚊 RIDE HOME YOU MISERABLE FUCKING PRICKS. I’M GONNA HAVE YOUR WIFE LICK SOME CAVIAR OFF MY BALLS ON MY YACHT 🛥️ IN THE MEANTIME. MISERABLE FUCKING TEDDY BEARS 🧸 🐻📉
[+7] u/ThetaGrim: It's going to open red tomorrow isn't it?
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Holy shit bers are fucked
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Omfg my Grok agentic trader went all in on NVDA puts
[+7] u/DigitalAquarius: Insane compute demand, hyper scaler spending extremely strong, revenue growth exceptional, strong forward guidance, excellent profit margins… and yet bears are still somehow convinced AI is not the real deal
[+7] u/l2ich: Breaking: Trump renames New Jersey as New Jensen.
[+7] u/drakilian: Not saying it will happen this time but I do want to point out that last earnings NVDA was up like 5% in after hours and was down 5% by end of day the next day
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: That 1600c SNDK guy might actually make a profit
[+6] u/UnitedCup1814: Well did Nvidia save the market
[+6] u/Latter-Roll8097: Big SNDK is back in town
[+6] u/Mistondalist: Maybe these crazy price targets on Nvidia aren’t so crazy after all
[+6] u/onerandomcomputerguy: And just like that, inflation didn't matter 🤣
[+6] u/hb2xdr: Massive NVDA short squeeze at open
[+6] u/misfit52: Jensen dropped his Huang on bers
[+6] u/glizzler: Are my MU 1000c for 8/28 printing?
[+6] u/SevereRow4442: What price nvda opening in morning ?230?240?
[+6] u/vermilli21: Koreans probably going to dump it /s
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Why is there always so much money moving and never in my direction
[+6] u/buylowselllower420: NVIDIA should be at 300 but we're back to where we were 2 days ago
[+6] u/Cra_Sh10: Do not and I repeat DO NOT miss this AI run the next days!!
[+6] u/CalRippedken: Bols make money. Bers make excuses
[+6] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Any experienced statistician would look at 7 previous NVDA earnings dumps in a row and deduce that wr are well overdue for a pump
[+6] u/spendology: AI doom-splosion CANCELED
[+6] u/Abe2025: Sooo does this mean we will FINALLY see ath tomorrow?
[+6] u/davidbigham: MRVL and ARM may start the regard run on this NVDA pump .
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Not being born 30 years ago cost me millions. God dammit
[+6] u/spilledonwhite: The trend for the past 3 months has been that tech pumps for 2 days and then dumps for 2 weeks.
Time will tell if we break that cycle but I am not seeing a lot of clear skies in the macro/geopolitical.
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: What are the Koreans gonna do???
[+5] u/mneymaker: I desperately need an NBIS +15%, SNDK +17% kinda day tomorrow
Come at me bears
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Why is all the fun after hours it’s gay
[+5] u/Ok_Mind8366: this guy does not understand what 1 question means
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: Last earnings NVDA was up 5% at Pre and then dropped all week afterwards.
[+5] u/kdestroyer1: Anyone who played NVDA puts today might actually be regarded.
[+5] u/indigophoto: I, Agent. You, Agent. He She Me, Agent. We, Agent. The Study of Agents. Agentoligy.
[+5] u/upvz: jensen: see who I have dinner with because their stock price will double the next day.
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Name a better gps tracker than an Apple device
[+5] u/tyrionth: Thank mr Jensen for looking after my eow 960 calls
[+5] u/TinyMap3099: Nebius to the moon 🚀🚀
[+5] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Hey look! All my stupid AI stocks are going up! Neat.
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: uh oh what did daddy jensen say
[+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: NVDA $5 Billion/share EOY
[+5] u/kev0795: NBIS 250 tomorrow LFG
[+5] u/tossaway1040: Feel like everyones gonna get IV crushed
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Congrats NVDA call holders
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Things you gotta be doing: shitting me
[+5] u/Little-Ebb2339: my life is cyclical , when i see green im happy when i see red im sad...
[+5] u/tossaway1040: Imagine buying htz instead of nvidia
[+5] u/DulyDully: I guarantee NVDA makes a huge move on open, either rugs back to 210 or shoots up 3-4% and ends the day at 230+
[+5] u/mneymaker: KOSPI bros BUY EVERY MEMORY ON SIGHT
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: NVDA up 4.20%. Blaze it 🚬
[+5] u/KobeFirm: whoever thought nvda was gonna go down, tf were u on
[+5] u/Open_Waltz6902: Im late to the party but "Bill Kospi" is absolutely hilarious lmao
[+5] u/DeltaP2SavetheE: Had fries fried in wagyu tallow this weekend
Was every bit as good as it sounds
[+5] u/Rebel8787: Has nvda considered just making more chips to meet supply 🧠
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Bols make money. Bers make dinner for their boyfriend.
[+5] u/mneymaker: I ve heard “NBIS” and “neoclouds” too many times on the earnings calls, for NBIS to not pump to 260 tomorrow
[+5] u/OfficerTenBagger: Lord Jensen is the one true King
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: do memory bears get tired of losing money
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: Donald Pump bought the crypto bottom and then shilled it to make easy fomo money, how easy it is when ur prezzo
[+5] u/kumako10: how's michael burry doing?
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: Nvidia back to levels not seen since last week. Amazin
[+5] u/Educational-Fly-1082: If Nvda goes green I’m selling my child
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Nvda make my single spy lotto put print
[+5] u/xeuropa: NVDA printing money and always get punished😒😒😒
[+5] u/znightmaree: She’s a 10 but said that Nvidia ALWAYS drops on earnings
[+5] u/Sea_Stand_164: ITS OVER DRILL DRILL DRILL
[+5] u/aqjingson: If you bought nvda calls before earnings, you should have bought a history book first 🤦
[+5] u/hb2xdr: Nvda puts holders getting obliterated
[+5] u/Harder_Than_Lemonade: Plz have floating bar with nvda earnings info at top while I can scroll down. I would pay $5 Canadian dollars a year for this
[+5] u/hb2xdr: NVDA MASSIVE BEAT
220 at open
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: All the hedge funds were buying software in the last months and we noobs insisted on the semis
[+5] u/ukweeve: Just told my wife we are so back. She’s thrilled.
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: MU broke through the downward channel that formed off the highs of this latest pump
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Crazy that both NVDA and MRNA cured cancer at the same time
[+5] u/jer_nyc84: Imagine being a miserable ber.
[+5] u/minimal_stat: How many times do they gotta tell you dumb dick suckers memory is fucking sold out
[+5] u/davidbigham: NVDA expect next year revenue to be up 70% . God dam it, they are printing money .
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #breaking: AI CEO SAYS UNLIMITED DEMAND AND WATER IS WET. NEWS AT 11PM AFTER GIRLS GONE WILD PROMO
[+5] u/jayxmor: LMFAO every quarter y’all be buying NVDA options which end up getting theta banged
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Where did all the NVDA bears go?
[+5] u/DulyDully: They were all chirping like crazy when it hit 205
[+5] u/buttsniffer7: It hasn't been 30 mins and everyone losing their minds over nvda price movement lol
[+5] u/Jobless-Dev: It's fucking over. Selling my monday 760$ puts for 80% loss when the market opens
[+5] u/McClintockC: Leather jacket man has given us permission to buy 🙌
[+12] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine not owning NVDA. Literally the best company on earth trading at a 50% discount and you sat there and did nothing. Now you’re going to sit there again and watch it go to $350 before EOY while you try to short it. What a retard
[+11] u/daddysgirl794: NVDA still down since last week lol
[+8] u/Liquidsnake959: NVDA carrying the whole economy
[+8] u/ApathysLastKiss_: SO who's gonna fomo back into semis tommorrow, only to get cooked on Friday?
Maybe me
[+7] u/Hi_I_am_gosu: Investments and what they mean for you
Semis = gigachad
Memory = cool
Data centers = gay
Space = very gay
crypto = Ellen Degeneres
[+7] u/cryptohorn: Just goes to show you the enshittification of everything. This war sucks. At least in the wars back in the day they used to do film reels and show them at the movie theater about the war with cool music.
[+7] u/ozarkabottle: bought puts on nvda before close. you are welcome bulls
[+6] u/jiggolo420: Koreans eyeing their margin accounts rn like 😏
[+6] u/Valier: NVDA did great, but I'm more excited it's pulling my MU and SNDK back up <3
[+6] u/SomePolack: Bought a QQQ put as a hedge ended up just losing money for no reason lmao
[+6] u/Jbuds09: You guys ever notice Jensen and Lisa from amd are just the same person gender swapped?
[+6] u/FuturelyKnownAsCrust: iT's A bUbBle
lmao put my bubble balls inside your mouth lil bro
[+6] u/StocksStormTrooper: NVDA earnings made sure it’s gonna be a nice solid Green Day tomorrow 🚀
[+6] u/Em-G: koreans will somehow find a way to ruin this
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: Surely there is no way for the Koreans to fuck this one up…RIGHT?
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: $80k into sndk ah
Wendys or Valhalla
[+6] u/Swiftnice: I can't wait to read the comments when NVDA plummets 10% tomorrow lol
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: gta delayed due to memory shortage lol
[+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Koreans getting ready to do some crazy shit up or down
[+6] u/Unsavory1: NVDA saved AI for another quarter.
[+6] u/fenton7: LOOKS LIKE SEMIS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
[+6] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: Yeh to be clear it’s still MU 2k EOY fuk bers
[+6] u/terrywow007: And that Camry is being used for uber to generate revenue.
[+5] u/FartPolluter: NVDA projecting a further 70% revenue growth lmao
💩 is 🍳
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The amount of large caps beating because of investments in OAI and Anthropic is too damn high
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: So NVDIA come up with a new word to describe circular financing?
[+5] u/longGERN: I used to want to be a quant trader now I'm just a cunt trader
[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: Jensen rubbing his balls on a vera rubin rn
[+5] u/Desmater: Memory should pump now.
[+5] u/2facedfr: MRVL will pump tomorrow easy play
[+5] u/TalentedArchitect: i can smell the fomo from all the bers
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: nvda surging 0.34% ah
[+5] u/lovo17: Lmfao thanks for dumping it dumbasses. This is an insane buying opportunity
[+5] u/zorna0: nvda keeps suprising, has great revenue and the stock still falls. meanwhile apple has historic high p/e ratio, yeah, ai "bubble"
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: NVDA flat, just as I predicted🫃
[+5] u/HuerMar: I treated myself to a Wagyu steak and a nice bottle of wine. I deserved it. Thanks, Jensen!
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: Oh wait I just realized my 212.5 paper calls are printing
[+5] u/ekpn: What the helly, NVDA bought Wendys
[+5] u/Icy_Sir_737: My smart watch just called 911 due to elevated heart rate, is this normal
[+5] u/AccomplishedWin489: crushed numbers = $180
[+5] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: cmon nvidia moon moon moon
[+5] u/tifa3: nvda needs to pump 15%
[+5] u/efstratiou: Nothing matters anymore except options flow, that's it
[+5] u/FOMO_Gains: Jensen announced aonlyfans side business to add to revenue
[+5] u/Buydipstothemoon: Next stop MRVL earnings. Semis rocket.
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: AI bubble called off, also guys if you have NVDA calls overnight, they’ll be at 0% gain by morning.
Operation Tanking overnight
[+5] u/yrnqceo: I can’t believe I pussied out on crwd calls and just bought shares
[+5] u/Ryu6912: NVDA please skyrocket and save the market
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Nimbis is killin it in their earnings report dayyumm
[+5] u/CD274: Did Jensen mention MRVL again or something
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: all those hours playing counterstrike we were training todays ai cards smh
[+7] u/FartSniffer66642069: Memory bols rug pulled again lol. And yet they still wont learn. Dumbest bols so far on WSB.
[+7] u/LostMallDoll: Now I know what it means to hate >!korea !<
[+6] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: x4 my port today. Wish i did it 1 month ago when i had 40k instead of 2,5k i had today, but oh well. Just gotta do the same thing tomorrow.
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: 44% revenue was 3 customers
Woah
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I'm not going to tolerate any insubordination from uncultured and unflaired swine on my cake day!
[+5] u/SaltyRiceCake90: hopefully nvida will announce a deal with SILVER
[+5] u/No_Jeweler6864: Told you fuckers to buy SEMIS, Regret tomorrow now
[+5] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN YOU KIM JONG UN WORSHIPPERS NOT SELL FOR ONE FUCKING DAY
[+5] u/BigSlick-AK: How many price target upgrades for NVDA tomorrow?
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: NVDA hasn't been to 218 since 3 days ago!!
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Warsh at Jackson Hole will fuck that pump
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Bers are so fucking salty right now. They are down voting every comment lmaoo. They got fucked bad
[+5] u/mobap99: Burry is an absolute f’ing clown… his NVDA “call hedge” won’t even print
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: lol salesforce said fuck your puts.
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: do you heard about data centa?
[+5] u/bzl33: Nvidia will subsidize the AI trade as long as it can, it ends after Warsh jacks up rates and all these software/AI names dump
[+5] u/Goldonthehorizon: Why doesn’t GameStop merge with Wendy’s???
[+5] u/selfemployedsince16: I quit vaping nicotine and it allows me to purchase another 60 oz of silver in a year…. I’m quit now 13 months and it feels good to look at the dollar savings in front of me.
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: so first move really is fake
[+5] u/refrigeratorsHD: Loading the boat on Nvidia sub 200
[+5] u/Routine-Agent-160: HAS NVIDIA EXPLAINED ABOUT THE MASSIVE DEBT HOLE THEY HAVE? THAT IS KEY.
META CRASHED 6-7% BECAUSE OF UNEXPLAINED DEBT.
[+5] u/liquidtv78: stocks go up forever
[+5] u/Truck-Conscious: Need more shreking for my 225 and 230s
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Like I said, nothing good ever comes from playing NVDA earnings. 🤣
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: is an ai bull run back on the menu?
[+5] u/isospeedrix: what the, went for a meeting and came back with nvda +4%
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Green at night, bers delight LMAO
[+5] u/napatatini: this guy might suck his own disk
[+5] u/wenchanger: how were the Nvidia results, was it that impressive why we up ah
[+11] u/TaintedCleric: Phone died
Took 200 mg worth of edibles letting it charge for an hour
If my calls don’t make it to the moon, at least I will
[+11] u/Mammoth-District-791: When are yall going to realize we don’t give a fk about the Korean market anymore lol
[+8] u/Cockballzz: Thanks to all the NVDA put buyers
Your sacrifice is really appreciated!
[+8] u/OG_L0c: NVDA is big green because I panic sold the after hours dip
[+8] u/bears2broke: BER SO BROKE THEY CANT EVEN AFFORD A MCDONALDS MCNUGGET FUK
[+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: https://preview.redd.it/31lwin11ntlh1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fed2181b6e803c185b88dd71bbf8203ec075d13
no fucking way??? is this real or am i dreaming???
[+6] u/jmc774: META will be at 700 shortly. In zuck we trust
[+6] u/Weird-Literature2404: Why is the marvell subreddit just 2 ppl arguing with eachother lmao
[+6] u/BagholderForLyfe: Buls closing browser tab with lambo pictures
[+6] u/cashflow_: I don’t even like shitposting anymore. I’ve lost everything
[+6] u/No-Bank-9136: buying nvda tomorrow it gonna keep running
[+6] u/surmoiFire: NVDA has more revenue in a day than WNBA in 5 years damn ⛹️♀️
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Margin’s calling and Burry ain’t picking up the damn phone!
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: NVDA hitting prices not seen since last week and since 3 months ago
[+5] u/andytobbles: I’m glad the bank of Korea could ruin a very fun after hours 🤣🤣
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # Koreans about to slap the smile off bols lips with their dicks LMAO 🍆💋
[+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: My 10 shares still cost the same. What gives?
[+5] u/music_is_gud: So Nvidia Jensen says "memory supply bottlenecks to last well into 2027"
Kospians: *I think Imma sell memory names into a fire sale and lock in my 1% profits*
Total retards
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: May not seem like much now but come 6am you will wake up to Nvidia up 15%+
[+5] u/CPA-hole: I enjoy large breasts
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: 35 is the perfect age. Don’t need to rush trying to get a job, saving money isn’t super important, can live at home still. So much time left.
[+5] u/dankbrok: im 45 and i live at home
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: we all live at home if you think about it
[+5] u/Positive_Back_9335: Friendly reminder that results after bell are like futes the night before. Likely fake
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Kospians don't deserve good things. Fuck those POS
[+5] u/Diguojigood: It's amazing how wall street has been able to keep the prices relatively stable while dumping semi into retail on a daily basis.
[+5] u/Extreme_Office3650: ngl I got nervous for a second lmfao
[+5] u/TrueAnathema: What a boring ass day this was. Is everyone really this hung up on Nvidia earnings?
[+5] u/Internal-Hand-4705: Oh ok so we’re just going sideways, how anticlimactic. Can’t believe I stayed awake for this
[+5] u/DarkoDokkan: See y'all buyers when nvda is under 195
[+5] u/DarkoDokkan: Nvda trying to pick a direction, pump or dump. Must be flat
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: MU OUT PUMPING SNDK RN, NEVER BEFORE SEEN EVENT.
[+5] u/visionarymind: Everyone on r/salary is a millionaire, wow
[+5] u/SpecialistB: What if the real gays are the friends we made along the way
[+15] u/Nero23x: I hope tomorrow we start a real rally where gains actually stay and for multiple days. Tired of this kangaroo market
[+9] u/enc-nyc: Wsb celebrating which means -3% tomorrow
[+8] u/Wonderful-Sail-9493: 5.7% nvda calls expiring friday about to print
[+8] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Always remember: the first trillion is the hardest.
[+7] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I’m 35 and I live at home with your mom 😏
[+7] u/ActJolly: which regard is selling NVDA, I would like to have some words
[+7] u/Specific-Quail-3697: WW3 is coming. I'll be on the team with the Vietnamese.
[+7] u/Bcider: I’m fucking gay. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Typical.
Of course every time I go all in on NVDA for earnings, it shits the bed. And the one fucking time I don't, is the time that it rockets 5% after earnings.
Fucking typical dude. Fucking typical. I can't believe how shit my fucking luck is in the rigged ass market.
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: nvidia green after earnings is like when its groundhogs day and the groundhog comes out and says 3 more months of bull market
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: I wish we all lived in each other's homes, that would be awesome
Lemme look through your stuff
[+6] u/No_Cod972: lol bers, you've done it again. you've overplayed your hand.
next stop: ATHs
[+6] u/Aldribuds: [comment archived by Palantir]
[+6] u/No_Cod972: We're about to have a melt up for stock prices and a meltdown from the bers.
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: wheat futures are up.
[+6] u/Bizonistic: I just need NVDA to drag along my MU, SNDK and NBIS heavy bags to break even
[+6] u/niwmo: I forecast my YOY loss at 70% even beyond 2028.
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Comment above me has big 🅿️ 🅿️
🙂👍
[+6] u/Bravadette: Romance scams are just nasty work
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: BREAKING: Chief portfolio strategist Sum Ting Wong orders traders to liquidate US holdings.
[+5] u/guccioli: Why do you guys hate bears so much? They are literally just donating money into our accounts
[+5] u/NebulaBorn6389: How do I explain that my investment strategy is just vibes?
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: If Jensen owns 850 million shares of NVDA (which he does), and he sells 2 million shares, how many shares will Jensen have left?
Say it out loud...
[+5] u/politicalinvestor: Everyone should’ve known by the amount of bearish neutral sentiment that NVDA was going to pop. I make money again. Over last couple years I’ve fully been able to almost avoid doing and solid DD and able to capitalize on what’s the opposite of what people say in here. I’m up 2500% in that time.
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: RELEASE THE JENSEN FILES
[+5] u/PROMlSED: Mr Huang please don’t fuck me over
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: Good news on Nvda means Jensen buddies getting Betty entry points so we drop duh
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: Ok, it was fake tankage, time to V back up to 210s
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: I wonder if the NVDA pump will hold until open tomorrow, I did think people here were too convinced it was gonna drop so fate dictates the opposite of wsb
[+5] u/Weebdo: So is the market saved?
[+5] u/No-Common-5943: Time to buy a leather jacket fellas
[+5] u/guccioli: Both your comments were retarded, one was just honest
[+5] u/NoBlock3917: Never trust the first move
[+5] u/Fuck_boy3456: Jensen: “We’ve partnered with our extensive network of suppliers to secure the critical components needed to meet demand for the next several years. Our commitments increased from $119 billion last quarter to $279 billion, primarily related to the procurement of memory”
[+5] u/mousepop321: I bought more meta calls
[+5] u/guccioli: They need to make the video intro / recorded interviews illegal for job apps. Shit is psychotic
[+5] u/d3sp: SKHY being listed was AMERICAS BIGGEST MISTAKE
MU is never reaching the promised 2k
[+5] u/FuckleUp: AVGObros can’t catch a break
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Well I'm glad I'm not in Nepal.
Jesus, best wishes to them.😔😞
[+5] u/Adrian12094: how do i pull girls? do i just show them my port (-49.63%)?
[+5] u/xReMaKe: You know Jensen going to hype the shit out of the earnings on the call.
[+5] u/ebitdasga: Earnings are just a cash grab for MMs with option premiums. NVDA rarely moves more than a few points but idiots still buy options with a 5-10% implied movement
[+5] u/Chokeslam2Hell: If GOOG can start heading up as well that’d be great 😤
[+5] u/TheDiplomat82: Good thing I sold puts.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: At least Koreans aren't afraid to sell
Americans be like, "Awwww yissssss pump it! That's it, higher! We know it's fake, keep going! Noice!"
[+5] u/Inevitable-Salt4800: I’m buying as much NVDA as I can!
[+5] u/NepNepu: So how many puts died on nvidia today
[+5] u/KroKart100: $780 might not be a joke tomorrow
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: quitting tobacco is the most retarded shit ever. it shouldn't be this hard. gonna give it another shot tomorrow.
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[+6] u/No_Arm_6582: Remeber some hours ago when NVDA put holders though they were gonna make like $15 tomorrow?
[+6] u/Eastern-Primary6182: This earnings report fucked all the put holders lol
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Upvote if you think the chat section is ghey and they should remove it
[+6] u/1foxyboi: What fetish is liking skirts and thigh highs
[+6] u/dehuedoom: I’m about to off myself fr fr, made over 15k profit day trading last month just to lose it all in a week this month
[+6] u/Hellmale: I have 3 x $772 puts expiring tomorrow. Also a $777 put expiring 8/31. 😔
[+6] u/SeaofSounds: Hello Sugar......
I'm not Fred Flintstone.....
But I will make your Bedrock....
[+6] u/zlordbeats: buls don’t deserve this
# cash gang deserves 730 spy
[+5] u/Different_Goat3444: Just get to 230 tomorrow…please??
[+5] u/cambo_tc: NVIDIA take off timeeeeee!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/__pickle_rick: All variants of what is about to happen have been PRICED IN. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/deandotcom: This thread is the most bipolar thing ever.
[+5] u/dadugooba: Oh ok we like nvdia now? I guess ill buy at the top
[+5] u/BladeFireQ: Mfs, who decided to use their brain and buy NVDA, I wanted to buy tomorrow 😔
[+5] u/NYGiants181: Going against QQQ is suicide
[+5] u/mjr_malfunction: Well that’s like comparing a lambo to a lambchop.
[+5] u/SneakyTurtle54: All they do is force feed you AI at work and you decide to go against it?
[+5] u/kemar7856: Nvda $240 pls I got debt 😭
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: NVDA New ATH tomorrow?
[+5] u/Independent_Spot7937: But NVDA was supposed to go down after earnings?
[+13] u/Face_Guyy: Just wanted to say,I hope every person here finds happiness and someone to share it with.
[+10] u/No_Presentation9490: why is entire reddit euphoric about nvidia when it just round tripped to where it was 4 days ago lol
[+10] u/SharkBiteX: They always go in threes. Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and now... Joe Rogan. RIP.
[+9] u/Designer-Salt-3119: I am writing this with a heavy heart, I believe that my life has peaked together with my portfolio
After trading consistently for months, in just a matter of days I have lost all of it, I was celebrating a week earlier, telling my wife of 7 years I was finally able to buy her a Prada bag that she wanted
I lost it all
In 3 days
From a series of overtrading an panicking
Honestly I don’t know what to feel right now, I just feel so shit
[+7] u/spaghetticode94: Guys i am thinking to buy nvda today
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: **You’re not imagining it. SPY is dead. 💀**
August has had the lowest average daily volume in 23 motherfucking **years**.
Jan 2002 (16.6M)
Dec 2003 (30.8M)
Aug 2003 (36.8M)
Sep 2004 (37.7M)
Sep 2003 (39.0M)
👆==23 Years==👇
➡️ Aug 2026 MTD (40.1M) ⬅️
Jul 2003 (40.7M)
Dec 2004 (41.3M)
Aug 2004 (41.9M)
Oct 2024 (42.4M)
May 2026 (47.3M)
Cherry on top was SPY **today**: it had lower volume than 99.92% of full sessions over the past two decades — and all four of the exceptions happened within the last 21 months.
—
# Something is def fucky LMAO 🤌
—
Anyway, SPY 772C
[+6] u/StrikingSolution3240: https://preview.redd.it/0mkihc25dulh1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=059d0f2eea03e3da5fed89758ca8b84929c1b344
This meme wins.
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: The trick to being an amazing trader is ignoring your losses and only counting your winners
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: It is expected that the AI narrative will continue until open ai and/or Anthropic dies. That will be after their IPO since everything will be released then. Anthropic might still be able to spin some stories to survive but Open AI is a done deal now. Meanwhile, Nvidia is expected to continue to report good earnings. I am definitely happy to trade the volatility.
Right now, I am only more interested in how fed will handle the interest rates as well as how the bond market will behave. These would be quite impossible to manipulate vs the AI narrative.
[+6] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Congrats, NVDA is a whopping 1.04% up on a weekly basis after today’s blowout earnings 🤌
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: This sub reeks of unemployment, depression, and addiction
[+6] u/mikebones: Everyone will take time off work because they will be laid off.
Lmao.
[+6] u/IIINevermoreIII: I just know all of this hype and stressing will results in SPY trading sideways tomorrow
[+5] u/Clubpenguin8888: You know something terribly bad is about to happen to your portfolio when you’re tempted to screenshot
[+5] u/smokeyjoe0612: Jensen Huan sign my boobs please
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: #HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE MARKET MAKERS EXIT LIQUIDITY, BULLS?
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: LoolLoo itS gOnnA tAnK ER i aint ever taking bets based on you dumb fat fucks ever again
[+5] u/Cdecar06812: NVIDIA big gains don’t impress even at $850 future earnings at 23x earnings comes in short of its price right now! I’ll stick with SMCI before NVIDIA
[+5] u/zuziannka: So all employees working at Nvidia are super rich?
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: The worst part about being gangstalked by ur ex girlfriend is that everyone looks at u like u have down syndrome running around with scizzors when u try to explain ur situation
[+5] u/TntFireball22: I like shit posting about both Christianity and Judaism. But damn you guys get so offended.
Btw I like shit posting. Just in case you want the tldr
[+5] u/infinitewaters107: Lou Pai was born in Nanjing China in 1946. He moved to the US as a child and earned an economics degree, becoming CEO of Enron Energy Services from 1997 to 2001. He ran a failing division but hid the losses using dishonest accounting, which let Enron book imaginary future profits as revenue.
In his free time, Lou Pai was an avid small business supporter - he liked to support underfunded Houston area strip clubs. He also got into trouble with Enron’s executive board by using company flights and expense accounts to help support these small businesses. Lou Pai also had a wife and kids whom did not approve of his communal efforts. So every night before he returned home, Lou Pai would douse his suit with gas station diesel to hide the presence of perfume.
Right before Enron imploded in 2001, Pai unwittingly got a stripper pregnant. Pai used his impending divorce as a legal excuse to sell off all his Enron stock for $250 million. The DOJ could not go after him for market manipulation or insider trading since he had a court-ordered alibi. He resigned and walked away just months before the stock went bankrupt in 2001, wiping out thousands of employee pensions.
While other Enron execs went to prison, Pai settled with the SEC for $33 million without admitting guilt, and got to keep the majority of his $250 million. Pai decided to marry the stripper and help her retire. Their daughter was born in 1997. Later, the family moved to Colorado and spurred protest from locals because he bought a 77,000 acre ranch with contested land rights, as well as farms and properties in South Florida for his equestrian daughter.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
[+5] u/llasar17: Feast your eyes on the most powerful creature on Earth! The Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
[+5] u/dune2350: NVDA earnings
revenue 4T zimbabwe dollars, expected 200b yen
[+5] u/Relevant7040: lol iron condor looking good so far
[+5] u/grmayshark: NVDA gooning, soon mooning
[+5] u/Obvious_Second_2317: So we don't get anything out of ai still lose a lot of jobs
[+5] u/Zealousideal_Yak9977: That guys 1600 sndk yolo might print
[+5] u/sleepygarner: KOSPI red instead of blue!
[+5] u/Kind-Platform-1294: Why do Koreans love to sell? What is always going through their minds?
[+5] u/Cav829: Stop panicking. Notice as the indexes are selling, Nvidia was not moving an inch. It's probably everyone freeing up money because they aren't going to be able to contain NVDA after this.
[+5] u/Scrotumoneil: Buy high sell higher tards
[+11] u/unhappyreach_: This Nepal flood is the craziest thing I've ever seen
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Gonna be funny as shit if nvda dumps at open
Wsb gonna be in complete shambles
[+9] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Amber Heard took a revenge shit on Johnny Depp’s bed. Never forget.
[+7] u/Wealthy786: boy that first sip of room temperature water waking up at 1AM drunk af hits different
[+7] u/nyse25: Back in school they used to say “refer to the syllabus” how about you refer to my butt dude
[+7] u/plzplzplztendies: Bruh why they got to do prostitution stings,
# #LEAVE HOOKERS ALONE
[+7] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: Jensen is the only mag7 CEO that receives no hate. he literally singlehandedly saved the american economy
[+7] u/patmccock86: $150k on SPX wrong way
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Holy tits. What a time to be balls deep in tech. I don’t think I can cum unless she says AI now…
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: KOSPI fading, red by market close probably
[+6] u/100xOrBust: Dinner tn with my wife then we ate edibles and saw the odyssey for the first time. 10/10 would recommend.
[+6] u/sonofalando: I’m so tired of winning. Please just stop all this winning.
[+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: In a few hours the chat will be filled with bols trying to convince themselves it's just some profit taking before the next leg up.
[+5] u/Complete-Bet-5266: Me with my 500$ wishing for multi trillion companies to go to the moon so I can have an additional 50$.
[+5] u/smexeh: SAXOPHONES GETTING LOUDER
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: I'm just going to say what everybody is thinking. Mu to 2000 is back on the table yesterday
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: They killed spy slowly and steadily wow
[+5] u/A55BAG: NVDA beat is such a monster, that it might actually be bearish for others. Nvidia is the largest and it's increasing it's market share 🤣
[+5] u/Kickboy21: JENSEN BIG DICK HUANG
[+5] u/D1finalboss: AI is just as cool and important as those NTFs all those cucks were buying and trying to pump and sell. I remember, pepridge farm remembers.
editors note: I lost so much money trying to buy puts this year
[+5] u/Numerous_Two_102: Now do oil under 60$
[+13] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Where is the boy, who said nvdia will be flat like your mother's ass. Show yourself buddy
[+13] u/elpresidentedeljunta: We seem to have a serial downvoter in chat. Someone had puts on Nvidia I suppose ... 😂
[+8] u/polychris: It’s morning in Europe. Think bigger.
[+7] u/Odd-Block-2998: The whole sub becomes Jensen's sub.
How many times the jacket man saved the world again? 25th time?
[+7] u/Majestic-Bass6772: seen the aftermath videos for the nepal flooding...damn
[+7] u/domingorowe: All you degenerates care about is sucking off nvdia
[+7] u/TreGet234: Starting to think there won't be a bubble pop and also no blow off top.
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Good morning fellow bols, anything below +10% will be considered a crash today
[+6] u/Room_101_Escapee: Jensen changed my life!!! 💰 🦍
[+6] u/and188aa: are bears extinct already?
[+6] u/Low_Host5641: Bears were celebrating because NVDA dropped 1.5% a minute after a crazy earnings beat😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/TreGet234: What are the quiet compounders that have beaten the s&p for decades that retail isn't aware of?
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: I'm early for getting my second beer today, weird
[+6] u/bullrfuk: Bers are always full of excuses LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Benromaniac: I deserve a soft life
[+5] u/burrowed_greentext: NASDAQ took 15yrs to recover from the dotcom crash (2000-2015)
But if u bought the nasdaq ten months prior to peak, u were at breakeven in 2010 (-5yrs)
And if u bought the nasdaq two years prior to peak, u were at breakeven in 2003 (-12yrs)
The only rational move is to buy early into broad bubble behavior
[+5] u/Akili-ndag: Some people don't realize how insane Nvidia results are. I edited this article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nvidia at the start of this year when Nvidia reported it's fy revenues of US$215.9 billion. It just guided half of that for one quarter but Nvidia stock is still at the same price.
[+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: My Jack’s son’s hole prediction. Warsh is going to walk to the podium making a stern face, and with all the gravitas he can muster, he will
proclaim that inflation must return to 2% under his watch. Finally, he’s going to say that he will wait for the results of his special task forces before making a super serious decision at a later date.
[+5] u/Room_101_Escapee: Jensen for president!
[+5] u/Room_101_Escapee: Most fast food really is terrible
[+5] u/h1d3u: MSFT down, market up ... tale as old as time
[+5] u/BFox1982: You know Jensen's got a 10" cock below that leather jacket.
[+5] u/xironically23: Wow Nvidia beat earnings and is down 20 cents from a week ago 😂😭💪💪💪
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I am not being remotely hyperbolic when I say knowing retard loser bears are crying punching air right now is more satisfying than every dollar I'm making
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Consuming this bowl of skittles with a fork. practicing my rich phase