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[+39] u/PrettyInvestigator90: I need an epic bull run tomorrow, a pump for the history books...so I can get even and put my money into a broad index and chill. I don't even want to get rich anymore, I just want my money back.
[+21] u/Feeling_Efficiency93: Listen up, maggots! The next 32.5 market hours will be the longest, bloodiest campaign of your miserable financial lives. Most of you will panic, paper-hand your positions, and donate your paychecks to the market before the opening bell has stopped ringing. Those of you who don't piss yourselves at the first sight of red may just earn the privilege of calling yourselves profitable degenerates.
[+21] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #'ThEy wAnt a PeaCe dEaL" LMAO CLOWN
[+20] u/darkspherei: lol mango running out of ammo, total loser just like his cult
[+17] u/azkxv: I need a good, clean and unequivocal TACO by open tomorrow. Ideally straight from mango’s twitter feed. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+17] u/old_copper_kettle: Dear lord 2028 cannot come soon enough
[+17] u/WalrusHonda: My god , these truth social posts are levels of boomer we never thought possible
[+15] u/Brilliant_Object_847: What the fuck are those tweets he sent out the last hour.
[+14] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Axios ceasefire article loaded and ready to be posted tomorrow morning for the 50th time.
[+14] u/CreatingCreatively: Probably get fucked by market makers
[+14] u/Bokehmon_: Monke wants his monei bek
[+13] u/ChampagnePapi-: no sunday scaries cause im a unemployed loser
[+12] u/Moepenmoes: Does 🥭 run his own truthsocial acc or is someone doing it for him? I can't imagine him posting all this random stuff himself, but at the same time I completely can't imagine someone else doing it for him instead
[+11] u/_Netgirth: Not having sex til MSFT hits new ath
[+11] u/Wunder_Bred: Futes opening soon. Will be interesting
[+10] u/infinitum_nimis: 🥭 went from peace talks this morning to destroying oil tankers this afternoon this gotta be a record
[+10] u/GlobalResolution77: Buy MU 2X and Oil -2X
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: That was another lonely weekend, I'll try to do better next one
[+10] u/oilman99999: SPCX price target $20 unironically
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: # HOLY MOTHER OF PUMPS
^((just preparing my lines for futes))
[+10] u/WordsHappenedHere: Looks like they gave 🥭 his dose for the day. He’s all hopped up
[+9] u/Bright-Ad-4698: Some of yall held on your puts too long and it shows
[+9] u/darkspherei: the second hand embarrassment seeing🥭 posting AI cringe
[+9] u/NativePlant870: Boy who cried deal. This timeline is exhausting
[+9] u/PhoKingWild: Isn’t the safest play to keep betting against SpaceX?
[+9] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Feel like the last thing you should tell the world is you’re running out of ammo
[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: Open the gosh darn casino you fucks!
[+9] u/Secret_Eating_: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
[+8] u/surmoiFire: WSB middle east experts all calling for big green tomorrow, it will probably be bloody red instead
[+8] u/WordsHappenedHere: Imagine paying 100k per month for that truth social “feed”. Even the algos don’t know what to do with all that
[+8] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: Will the market go up or down tomorrow make no mistakes and do not hallucinate
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: Some of your children are going to die but that is just a risk 🥭 is willing to take, so brave
[+8] u/spaghettibolognaisee: Mango is in a manic phase. Puts on Iran.
[+8] u/FluffyLoveBall: Why am I being stopped from trading seven days of the week? Where’s the fucking freedom in that?
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: All i know is im tired of seeing this fuckn shit drop daily
[+8] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Man let Trump bomb Kharg island he wants to so bad just look at this truth social post
[+8] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Are we going shrek tomorrow am?
[+7] u/TheEagleDied: Good luck this week assholes. Maybe wait until an hour after open to make your plays.
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: green by open lol, i have spent years in this makret and mondays are alwyas green lol even if you had nukes
[+7] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: Imagine posting in the weekend thread
[+7] u/PablosCocaineHippo: Good news everyone, i heard from our president the war/Special operation Epic Fury/Epstein is almost over!
Yay peace
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Finished working out
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: HELLO LADY LOVERS AND VALUE INVESTORS
[+7] u/DonCheeech: Filling out application for Wendy's
[+7] u/DropHeaven: Does US x Iran having “talks” mean anything now or what?
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Weekend Dow RIPPIN hard LMAO🤌
[+7] u/DrummerReady585: just quickly looked at trumps account. I mean like what are we even doing lol how is this normal
[+7] u/31andnotdone: its been 7 hours and 15 days
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Red or green day? I need to go to sleep
[+6] u/deHaga: There was a guy in Victorian times that could suck up water into his anus and shoot it out while swimming. I'm going to bring it back.
[+6] u/BigGlittering437: I am just going to sit back and let it do what it does
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: ceasedeals 🤝and peacefires 🌅
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I bet anyone who posts "FIRST!" is swimming in pussy, LMAO
[+6] u/BFox1982: The shit he posts on his dumb ass website is proof enough that AI should be nuked from orbit.
[+6] u/eptesicusfuscus: I'm looking for the bottom.
[+6] u/vermilli21: Fuck 🥭 do something besides post shitty AI memes. Either pump or dump us
[+6] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Had a dream I made bank off soxs... Bottom is in
[+6] u/2keyed: What is this regarded AI meme post spam on truth
[+6] u/Travis--Beckmen: I once rolled up paper towel and placed it in my pants, caught cute coworker "stealth" eyeballing it.
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Someone take 🥭 phone away now
[+6] u/LemmeGetFiddyScents: Judging from the truth social memes, I’d say a potential ceasefire is looking pretty bearish.
[+5] u/yrrag1970: Tomorrow the only remaining move is to bend over and relax !!
[+5] u/swingsetmafia: Switch to selling pokemom cards...or kidneys...
[+5] u/chamurz: buying mu, skhy, intel and goog
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Weekend DOW pumping while the regard spazzes out on Truth
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: The one thing I hate about SoCal is stop lights every eighth mile. Like dude it shouldnt take me 20 mins to go 3 miles
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: I started counting my money in korean won so that it looks more impressive. Let's just say, i am part of the 2 comma club
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Man fucking guy can’t help himself.
[+32] u/VTI4LYFE69: you're not going to believes this
Iran called and is begging for a deal right before the markets open
[+26] u/Material-Gift6823: Holy shit trumps truth social right now. What in the fuck
[+22] u/Detail-Vegetable: Imagine paying $100k for first access to this AI garbage.
[+19] u/Either_Way2133: grandpa discovers image generation
[+17] u/Shock2k: 🥭 just nonstop crash out shit posting Kim Un style… fuck he’s cooked.
[+16] u/cbusoh66: Anytime Axios or Bloomberg or whoever puts out a fake ceasfire/peace story or headline, you should ask yourself this question:
Does Iran benefit from working out a deal before midterms elections or not?
[+15] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: >Sam Altman says we are in the singularity: 'This is the moment'
Is "singularity" what we are calling dumping a metric ton of insider shares onto retail now?
[+14] u/heikici: 🥭 is Genius, he monetizes his own dementia.
[+14] u/Franky1324: Calling your social media platform 'truth social' and blasting it will garbage is hilarious
[+14] u/MrGrampton: I literally stopped doing options and I’m still somehow down 50% 😂😂😂
[+14] u/sadferret123: If you feel bad, just think that somebody paid $100k all so they can see the slop 10 seconds before we do
[+13] u/Sick0h: 🥭: We gotta stop the war? Fuck, lemme post these sick memes I’ve saving rq
[+13] u/RevealFit9288: 🥭 was funny in his first term but just regarded now
[+13] u/looool_k_libtard: ANNOUNCE THE WAR IS OVER AND SAY YOU WON IT ALL ON YOUR OWN FOR YOUR OWN EGO I JUST NEED MY STOCKS TO STOP FALLING 10% A DAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+13] u/Sick0h: I gotta get that 100k subscription. I can’t handle being a second behind on these generated images
[+13] u/pmotiveforce: I would say we've reached new depths of national humiliation, but we've reached new levels of national humiliation.
[+13] u/uncsucks: 🥭 Truth social is weapons grade retarded
[+12] u/Temporary-Equal-774: \> THE PENTAGON'S OFFICIAL IRAN WAR DEATH TOLL NO LONGER LISTS FOUR US TROOPS KILLED DURING RENEWED FIGHTING, WHO HAVE BEEN MOVED TO A NEW "OVERSEAS OPERATIONS" CATEGORY ALONGSIDE 207 WOUNDED — AP.
they start to cook this number as well
[+12] u/Drchubbypanda: Am I paying $100k/month for getting those memes 5 mins earlier ?
[+12] u/DrShrimpf: imagine the iranian officials that have to look at orange posting this schizophrenic nonsense as part of their jobs
[+12] u/cbusoh66: I think 🥭 may have finally snapped
[+12] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Just ate an entire giant sub from Jersey Mike's
[+12] u/andytobbles: A huge part of getting rich off the stock market is also looking good doing it. If you’re not lifting consistently in a caloric deficit wtf are you even doing. GO HIT THE GYM YOU FUCK
[+11] u/IXI_Bman: How can every week for the past 3 months have a ceasefire at the same time without the market realizing hey this guy is full of shit. Are people really thay fucking gullible. Its like jfc wake the fuck up this market should be 30% down from ath with all this bs going on. We know the market is really fake and gay but this just to ridiculous tradimg in the same range for the past month.
[+11] u/cbusoh66: Pakistan is **exploring a path toward the resumption** of stalled sexual activities between me and my ex wife.
[+11] u/Country_Gravy420: A 2% decline tomorrow would be hilarious
[+11] u/Federal-Watch: Same as last week... calls tomorrow until mid-week, poots Wednesday to Friday
Buy shares of SKHY for earnings 29th
This is financial hindrance
[+10] u/Own-Recipe5908: IT'S OUR OIL TANKER NOW!
Seriously did they program some app to generate images for him by voice that also posts and he has no idea it's posting them live or something?
[+10] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: I refuse to sign up for Lie Social so keep me informed please
[+10] u/Cav829: Did Mango finally lose his mind or did he suddenly just go maximum your relative reposting everything they find on Facebook that they agree with?
[+10] u/unhappyreach_: I love America, but we are not a real place
Ever since Bill nutted on that sloot
[+10] u/andytobbles: TRUMP SAVED GEORGE WASHINGTON CONFIRMED
[+9] u/Optionious_Prime: I'm going to report earnings so expect my stock to drop 99.9%
[+9] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: I kinda wish I could ignore reality like 🥭. That's a true gift. Just live in denial
[+9] u/DaddyDoLittle: I gamble because I have no chance of retirement otherwise and have accepted I probably won't 😎
[+9] u/king_of_all_retards: WTF is going on with 🥭 on truth social???
[+9] u/beIIe-and-sebastian: The AI datacenter buildout is required to keep up with all the AI generated memes that 🥭 pumps out every other minute.
[+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: What’s up with the 🥭 wearing a pink LGBTQ 2028 hat
[+9] u/nebula504: I was pretty confident in it being green tonight but after these posts from mango, not feeling so confident
[+9] u/unhappyreach_: This one
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116988284032157835
[+9] u/DryFrog3343: I am gonna quit my job soon, go to Vegas, drink all day long and sports bet until I either get bored or run out of money
We’ll see what happens
[+9] u/SearchUsual5193: Believe it or not calls.
[+8] u/Competitive_Ride: So my friend broke up with her bf because he paid more attention to his AI gf. I am dead serious. The tech crowd is going to get even weirder with time
[+8] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I just had an omelette and the exit liquidity was not fun.
[+8] u/Big_Debt_7442: The memes keep coming
[+8] u/beIIe-and-sebastian: So where does he have access to all these images to post literally every 30 seconds? Are they queued up? Are they 're-truths' or what?
[+8] u/gcrosson1984: United stat3s of isra3l
[+8] u/YTLupo: https://preview.redd.it/f35gy4qm5nfh1.png?width=1672&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb15bad8ac6a985cb98c1c7d6167f099fe893c7a
SINCE WE ARE POSTING SLOP
[+8] u/New-Length5593: Another reminder that Japan will liquidate the entire fucking world. Stay safe bitches.
[+8] u/-0x00000000: going to go open the dating apps with intent because I'm a wonderful guy and i deserve love and happiness
[+8] u/Snowman33001: Breaking news: we just entered The Singularity five minutes ago.
Things are about to get interesting.
[+7] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: 🥭 AI posts, definitely going to be a peace deal soon, lmfao
[+7] u/Mundane-Dirt-4077: I swear thinking about the vastness of the universe is the most mind blowing thing
How am I supposed to visualise 2 trilion galaxies
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: WHY HE KEEP POSTING WEIRD KINDA DEMONIC ME MES ?
[+7] u/ChampionshipWorth710: Trump is delulu now totally? Whats with the truth posts???
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: Summer months are so 🥱 for trading.
Maybe whoever said "sell in May and go away" was right all along.
[+7] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Is the 🥭 actively on drugs? He posted himself smoking a cigar
[+7] u/PalpateMe: What is Trump doing on truth social
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: The rate of posting is incredible, is it possible there is a grok AI agent running that account?
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: wtf mango spamming like anything
[+7] u/Traditional-Mine-591: The Koreans will pump things back up. They will not stop margin on 2x 3x etfs
[+7] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Great news over the weekend for semi/memory stocks, so most likely outcome is KOSPI -10%
[+7] u/SignificanceLate7002: OK. 🥭 is going to cause the AI bubble to burst with all the lame shitposts.
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: This war is going to cause more PTSD to traders than the Vietnam war caused to the soldiers fighting the war.
[+7] u/uber_pro: oil just took a huge dump again. xD
[+7] u/Nikvest: $SPCX TO $90 LMAOOOOO
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: What the fuck is going on with truth social
lol
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: 🥭posting shitty AI tweets... fear for my calls 😣
[+6] u/justfortimepassssss: I feel this week gonna be bullish for stocks and bearish for oil
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Remember all weekend headlines are based on this very vague [Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/world/china/pakistan-iran-explore-path-towards-new-talks-with-us-china-initiated-push-2026-07-24/) article Friday:
*Pakistan is* ***exploring a path toward a resumption*** *of stalled US-Iran talks*
They're still in the "exploring a path toward a resumption" phase, there's no deal, there are no talks, there's no plan, nothing, Pakistan is just exploring right now...
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Imagine being a negotiator and someone pulls up AI memes being posted
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: google go to 350 at open tomorrow pzlzzz
[+6] u/Rexultdis: I held puts. Poor at open.
[+6] u/Drchubbypanda: Kinda sad that he is dehumanizing the mid east to hide his dumbfukity
[+6] u/sabatiel180: Iran talks going well?
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: What did Donnie *consume* an hour ago?
[+6] u/Saltysunbro: Please Donny, don't you screw this up. I need another ceasefire to pump my bags
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Ketamine isn't for everyone
[+6] u/Independent-Bag5875: He’s posting more ai slop
[+6] u/Particular-Whole-776: donnie, engine rooms are at the back of a ship.
[+6] u/illinformed-will: I don't think next gen frontier models were designed to work on a $100k meme generator feed
Grandpa's security clearance put to good use
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: 🥭 truth account taken over by Kimi K3
Bullish for Chinese AI stocks
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Koreans have no choice but to buy.
Whole economy propped up by 2 stocks
[+6] u/Midget_Molester10: if tomorrow opens green we are actually golden, means the market stopped caring about Mango
[+6] u/Snowman33001: LOL some people really think the DRAM saga is over
[+6] u/Shock2k: See all these hidden post/comment accounts saying ATH, buy calls, and it gonna rip is making me think the market is crashing next week.
[+6] u/LarryStink: So much event risk this week. The only logical path for markets is chop and wrecking options buyers.
[+6] u/Professional-Sell136: I think someone may have dropped a microdose into Orange Mans diet Coke. What kind if sick mad man does such a thing?!?
[+6] u/Due-Dirt-8428: “ALL THE PREVIOUS AMAZING PICTURES WERE CREATED BY THE VERY INCREDIBLE CHATGPT, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR AN UPCOMING IPO. BIG NUMBERS AND I THINK THEYLL BE A LOT BIGGER HERE SOON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
\-DJT”
[+6] u/Tall-Praline-2977: iran isn't about regime change or control of the strait or a nuclear program - it's about the ability to inside trade and has been from the start. get with it, these jokers dgaf about you
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Surely an image of Kharg Island getting bombed is bullish
[+6] u/noobletato: 13 minutes to the regularly scheduled peace deal announcement
[+5] u/Fraud_alert2021: 🥭 going wild on truthin
[+5] u/OutlawComputerZoo: META calls, SK Hynix leaps, Bloom Energy calls gamble for the ER this week. Godspeed. Do your own DD, do not trade based on what you see in the comments.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Why are egg futures so volatile 😂
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: When did I know I was regarded? ...when I started gettiing letter sent to me signed "Best Regards"
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: OPEN...THE...FUTES🫴🫴🫴🫴
[+5] u/Detail-Vegetable: He got hacked, right?? Right???
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: sounds like it's shaking up to be one hell of a week out of us
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: !banbet 🥭 baiting an attack by saying we are pausing due to running low on interceptors so he can claim self defense when he does the planned large scale attack
[+5] u/kim82352: > Pentagon eyeing megaraid to steal Iran’s nuclear stockpile – New York Post
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Yo fuck the singularity or whatever bullshit AI bros are screeching about.
I just want to make my kid's watch location services work without having a stroke.
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Is this just Donnie trolling the trading algos?
[+5] u/Ill-Perspective-4561: Somehow don’t feel like Tesla gonna make it this time.
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: America is the best country in the world but we got a parasitic infection
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: If SpaceX is not going to sell me a spaceship to travel the galaxy like Star Wars, then it doesn't deserve to be worth more than $1 trillion.
[+5] u/ComfortableWolf779: So tomorrow is red because 🥭is unhinged?
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: I DECLARE SINGULARITY
[+5] u/2020isgreat: If you pay your taxes in Trump coin you get a 50% discount
[+5] u/fujimonster: personally -- it will be a green at open . After 10am.. it's a whole new ballgame.
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: 🥭 must be tryna make some extra ad revenue, good grief champ slow er down a bit
[+16] u/ebfeebfe: He's actually retarded
[+15] u/NoSenseMakes: 20 mins til we can overreact
[+15] u/diefy7321: It’s so funny seeing reddit and WSB freak out over Donnie posting AI slop lmfaooooo
[+15] u/Icommandyou: War = -0.2%
Fake peace deals =+2%
Actual infinite money glitch
[+13] u/Moxisxsx: I cut 3 lawns this weekend, 2 at $30 each and one at $10 for my aunty because she’s a cheap ho. I will be PUMPING this liquidity into the markets tomorrow, at dawn, look to the green candles
[+13] u/Psychological_Fly109: holy fuckin shit OIL - tomorrow is going to be greener than the greenest day
[+13] u/PaulBaller24: Koreans better not goof this up
[+13] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: you ass will smell like dick
[+12] u/RonBlake: Bros just clearing out his meme folder
[+12] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Slopposting is bullish for memory
[+12] u/taiyab-raja: I just went on Trump’s truth social account for the first time ever.
OH MA LAWD
[+12] u/Provolone-Jones: Down 17k on open and not a single barrel of oil went through the bab or Hormuz this weekend. Love it.
[+12] u/mikeytho1: Is there any reason why we're Shrek dicking other than haha bears are gay?
[+11] u/Amitriptylinekoning: trump is slopposting wtf
[+10] u/Iunatic: When will this sub purchase r/povertyfinance? Half cash, half stock.
[+10] u/YoDooley: Lmao 🥭 on an absolute roll with the AI today.
[+10] u/MicronCEO: Does anyone know anything more annoying then your 15k portfolio friend saying he’s going to get lambo rich
[+10] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: I think 🥭 just ordered his AI shitposting team "Just release it all, release the archives"
[+10] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Bought a Pokémon card for 2k last year and it sold for 50k last week lol
[+10] u/Saltysalt1748: Green tommorow bois load up we going to mars
[+10] u/Ok-Analysis4121: This shit is about to fade because the US running out of missiles is not fucking bullish. And I'm a bull
[+10] u/astromouse2024: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE WEEKS IM JUMPING BACK INTO OPTIONS
You 🫵 have been warned
[+9] u/slimeystevebob: Is America running out of missiles while strait is still closed bullish?
[+9] u/savemoney_god: # I shoulda bought calls friday 🗣️🤌
[+9] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINOOOOO
[+9] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: ITS BIGGER THAN I EXPECTED
[+9] u/hylian_prince: Tanker blown up in strait of Hormuz today
Oil futures: down to $92
[+9] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Mango slopposting killed OIL
[+9] u/ViolentOnion: Futes are fake as melania's orgasms
[+9] u/Butteredscotch: QQQ to the heavens, SPCX to the earth's core please.
[+9] u/Successful-End7689: The bond market really is one of the greatest checks on government stupidity. Sooner or later, the bill always comes due.
[+9] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: so mango thinks winning the meme war means winning the war? even his memes are so lame!
[+9] u/SteakEater137: Even with all the craziness that’s happened, the president of the US being an AI slop addict is not something I could have foreseen.
…also this apparently is bullish for SPY and bearish for oil
[+9] u/Rayuken1: What a gay bear comment
[+8] u/Saeonic: The President of the United States is Crashing out on his Social Account again. This time with Ai.
[+8] u/JoeSimps123: Im going to use AI to deep fake my portfolio to show my wife
[+8] u/FuckleUp: Running out of missles running out of brain cells
[+8] u/LostMallDoll: I peaked in high school
[+8] u/guccioli: Cash gang is even dumber than bears change my mind
[+8] u/gainsusmaximus: 🌽 straight to the heavens
[+8] u/Important_Yoghurt722: Let's get a 2 percent green day tomorrow
[+8] u/Chance-Duty-9453: RIP oil bros and bers. I feel sorry for the state of your gaped holes
[+8] u/dweeegs: Koreans will still sell for some reason
[their companies are making too much money]
[+8] u/SpecialistB: Excessively bullish in here. I wish I loaded poots
[+8] u/tika_dengu: This pump was predicted 3000 years ago
[+8] u/purub123: So calls on texas roadhouse?
[+7] u/wattap: Someone take mango’s phone away
[+7] u/YoDooley: It’s almost time you degens
[+7] u/Moist-Guava-732: market selloff past couple weeks is exactly like last year right before the drop in april
SPY going back to 700
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Did he taco or did Axios Goebbels post something?
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: oil bulls in shambles
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Everyone go to r/oil and laugh at the bag/barrel holders
[+7] u/macak333: I know you losers dont watch int'l but asia is pumping too, as well as europe. This is a good sign for today
[+7] u/nvidia69420: Oil FUTES must’ve hit a mine
[+7] u/Amitriptylinekoning: RIP oil bulls wtf rugged to shits
[+7] u/Chance-Albatross7809: If oil hits 80 without a real signed deal that is actually realistic im going all in
[+7] u/Madsen13140: This green schlong gonna slap some ber cheeks tomo
[+7] u/Historical-Half-5377: Bers googling “payday loans near me” right now lmao!!!
[+7] u/Direct-Spot-1693: It’s actually Israel’s war. We’re just the whipping boy
[+6] u/cooperfrost: This lettuce disease might turn out good for the market. More people at home shitting themselves means more people at home with time to trade.
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: # AHEM WE ARE AT DOUGHCON LEVEL 2
https://www.pizzint.watch
[+6] u/9tacos: 100k per month API access for these generative miracles
[+6] u/Character-Luck-8564: what the fuck is he posting dawg
can't belive raspberry pi 16gb ram cost over 300 dollar these days because we got shitposter like this
[+6] u/diefy7321: Fuck bers r dumb lmfaooo
[+6] u/churnAmex: Futures +3.5% already LMAOOOOO BEARS
[+6] u/dmitrious: Bearorists must be deported to bearastan where they belong
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: lol nasdaq futes are green 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Winter_Body4794: Sup, Donnie's lil fluffers?
[+6] u/znightmaree: Bears, oil bulls
Just synonyms for retard
[+6] u/DandadanAsia: did Iran know that USA won and the strait is open?
[+6] u/Alarm-Different: Me and my korean friends are lubing up rn
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: I swear to god if this motherfucker escalates now, I will hire an Etsy witch to put a curse on his entire bloodline
[+6] u/hylian_prince: Oil futures is so off compared to the physical price of oil 🤔
[+6] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: They haven’t started their nightly fute yet.
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Who knew fireside chats would turn into AI Slopfest
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: 🥭 manipulating algos on his truth with ai slop today nice
[+5] u/PaulBaller24: Computah, spy ath tomorrow
[+5] u/Knarre30: This has to be the moment where 🌮 goes full crashout
[+5] u/Organic-Calendar-244: Seagate better make my SNDK go to the moon
[+5] u/Club-Loud: Mr 🥭 is very regarded
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Buy high, smoke PCP, sell higher.
[+5] u/nolesfan6414: Bulls will be celebrating until Koreans start paper handing in a few hours
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: I told you oil would drop after I top off my tank of gas for a day trip lol
[+5] u/YoDooley: I haven’t seen this much green since I ate crayons
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Bols it’s an eternity until open tomorrow. Settle the F down
[+5] u/wattap: Kospi will bury tech bears
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Futes only fake when red huh?
[+5] u/9tacos: The fat man who can’t climb the stairs to bang his wife is a true story 🥭
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: big greek shrek cock
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Kind of want SpaceX and TSLA to plummet hard, I just wanna see what Musk proposes as kind of like a cope project. It will be perhaps the most retardedly unviable space project ever proposed in all of mankind. Actually quite exciting to be alive for such an event.
[+5] u/BentoMan: I keep looking how to diversify outside AI and it's all coal. Either everyone will rotate back to AI or we gonna have a multi-year bear market.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: This is a generational run by 🥭
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: We better be red at open....what fucking world is this market living in?
Either way, VIX unchanged........
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: I have a headache :(
[+5] u/Pascal030: Bers are such disgusting creatures
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Oil bulls are the worst, I can sleep peacefully knowing that some of them got margin called tonight
[+17] u/sonofalando: Damn everyone in Dallas is fat AF 👀
[+15] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears in complete panic
[+14] u/xlmtothemoon: wow mango 8b net worth, man is doing the hardest job in the world AND the best trader on the planet!!@
[+12] u/JustLurkCarryOn: My daughter is blasting Blackpink in the driveway while dancing for our flock of chickens. If this isn’t a sign KOSPI opens up 10% then idk what more the market wants
[+11] u/YourCautionaryTale: Very bullish here this Sunday night.
These will all age well, I'm sure.
[+11] u/Starkfault: New Halo remake is awesome. MSFT $300 tomorrow
[+11] u/neariced: Fake peace deal pump please save my calls
[+11] u/BearRawarr: After I make 10million trading I'm probably going to build safe houses for my fellow apes. Free food, shelter, weed, alcohol, Xbox, with unlimited Wendy's applications.
A picture that you loss 10k or more will be required to gain entry.
[+10] u/zuziannka: Do you guys eat your gfs ass?
[+10] u/stupidber: Quitting my job and moving to japan to become one of those guys that squishes people into the subway train
[+10] u/JoocePop: gay brothel is not healthy
[+9] u/cryptoguy66: Koreans just need to put the Kimchi in the bag
[+9] u/jerome-yellen: Bears last week: "this time it's different" 🤡
[+8] u/tommylol66: Can we pump during market hours and not pre market pls
[+8] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: looked at futes and immediately did the Messi Nodding Okay meme
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: “Nice pump there, would be a shame if someone were to sell it into oblivion 😈 “
\-Koreans
[+8] u/ericcc1029: I don’t give a shit about oil as long as memory has a 20% day
[+8] u/Interesting-Rub4482: I’d like to thank Iran and the Trump admin for pausing hostilities and giving me one last pump to exit my calls this week
[+7] u/Abe2025: This can turn around easy. Don't celebrate just yet
[+7] u/ereeec23: What happened why is everyone bullish
[+7] u/ITeachYourKidz: I threw out my shoulder punching the air
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: GOOGL calls and chill
[+7] u/nordik1: it just dawned on me that there are probably so many hot Korean women who are single now after their boyfriends got margin called and they split
im sitting here wasting time bagholding $2200 SNDK when i could be the best trader in Korea AND have a hot harem
[+7] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Futes big green. That’s good, right?
[+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: Iran has all the cards
[+7] u/_GayButtSex_: **HOW TO BECOME AN OMEGA MALE:**
**1.) Wake up at 2pm**
**2.) Take a piss**
**3.) Have a shower**
**4.) Get out of bed**
**5.) Check futes**
**6.) 0DTE calls (NEVER PUTS)**
**7.) Go to bed**
**8.) Shit yourself**
[+7] u/TheRealArmament: The majority of comments are posted by regards but the general consensus appears bullish
[+7] u/DogNamedFloppy: Korean college students got approved for fresh loans. 펌프잇!
[+7] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Do you jerk off to it?
[+6] u/shinigami_2245: Must have been some cyclospora in the 10 shots I drank last night
[+6] u/Fun-Time4064: If anyone thinks they’re not gonna pump the market up until midterms you’re retarded and belong here
[+6] u/Itchy_Big_7995: 🥭runs out of munitions for the weekend
axios + bloomberg: peacefire bishes!!!
[+6] u/nordik1: you would’ve held for this inevitable pump had you mastered the art of the deal
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: I only read comments that’s shorter than 10 words
[+6] u/Upbeat-Fill-6900: Okay which regard reported me to redditcareresources
[+6] u/TaxFinal2294: Everyone expecting big green. Watch it circuit breaker tomorrow right after everyone buys calls
[+6] u/tombrady011235: I have ass burgers syndrome
[+6] u/EnginrA: Nvidia is in talks to guarantee $250 billion for OpenAI’s Ohio data center project, one of the most ambitious transactions yet in the AI boom - WSJ
Holy shit NVDA is so fucked
[+6] u/solariac: ASTS CEO is a charlatan. Probably 2029 when they finally launch another satellite and Starlink will have 100% market share already
[+6] u/ajibtunes: oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card
[+6] u/hoopaholik91: It's kind of wild thinking about the innovations of the last decade compared to the innovations of the decade before that.
2006-2016 had cloud computing, the iPhone, Facebook/WhatsApp/Instagram, Uber, Youtube, Netflix streaming.
What have we got since 2016? Starlink is cool, but very niche. AI has really just been an efficiency thing, it's not really changing how we live our lives. And more streaming services that now just means we pay as much as we did for cable
[+6] u/Funkybunch2000: Just got offered drive thru cashier at Wendy's after a year on the fries
[+6] u/Fun_Magician72: Maybe if you short it
[+5] u/OilBull: Amazon / Google at generational buy prices
[+5] u/Evander85: The last two months have been: buy Friday close. Sell Monday open. Buy Monday close and pump all day Tuesday. Sell Tuesday close and GFTO until Fridays close.
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: One of those all stocks up except for whatever you are holding days
[+5] u/SecretlyARaven: TSLA and SPCX eat shit this week
Source: vibes and wants
[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: Love the fake peace deals because spy goes up even if it’s not real.
[+5] u/Anchises1: Imagine not having digital gold AND digital oil
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *Wow. Another weekend TACO. It's almost as if they have a calendar too.*
[+5] u/tombrady011235: Do you still use your shake weight
[+5] u/-IQ200: Can’t wait to blow my port for FOMC week.
[+5] u/trumpdiego: Klingons better give up Kharg island before we steal their cloaking device tech
[+5] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: Why is it only up 0.75% on futures? You guys made it seem like it would be up over 1% with all this celebrating
[+5] u/Itchy_Big_7995: Release the Koreans so they can bring these futes back to reality
[+5] u/Itchy_Big_7995: I have a feeling nasdaq is about to pull an intel post earnings kind of move by open
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Btw kinda insane we ended the war the week before fomc meeting 2month in a row . Kinda makes you wonder it’s rigged
[+5] u/CMTTrader: I have a SpaceX t-shirt, but I don't wear it anymore in public. Don't want people to think I'm a bagholder and feel sorry for me when I don't own any shares.
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I gotta be honest fellas if you held puts over the weekend you earned this L
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: The only thing Koreans love more than Kimchi is selling the fuck out of stocks
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: Oil is down, resume war
[+5] u/avsfan0829: Oil creeping back up and bulls dreams fading away
[+5] u/supremethinking: Getting a lottery has more odds than microsoft
[+5] u/SuperNewk: Getting corn fomo. I know we wake up one day and it’s over 1 million
[+5] u/elysiansaurus: Dang futes are cranking, good because I'm down a lot of money right now.
[+5] u/cryptohorn: [Removed by Palantir] !!!!!
[+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: koreans please don't panic i need hymen sk hymen
[+5] u/Pete26l96: How did they know oil would drop today over at r/my600poundbutts ?
The pinned post is from 4 days ago and they called that on July 26 this would happen...
Insider trading?
[+5] u/Sad-Rope4399: You guys think this pump lasts longer than a day? Getting real fomo and beating myself up over missing another rebound…
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: The best ceasefire deal is coming very very soon
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: BE kissing the 200SMA. Time for puts I think.
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: SOFI & Microsoft better make me rich next week.
[+5] u/NotMe357: If we close red tomorrow then it means the market finally doesn't care about TACO anymore.
[+5] u/SoryCantThinkOfAName: The amount of international dating ads on this website is insane
[+5] u/Apple2o: 5 minutes till ber anoos gaped
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: i've made it a couple years somehow managing to keep this fucking fountain off in our living room. But, my wife has now turned it back on, and again, it sounds like a fucking stadium urinal while i'm trying to relax.
[+5] u/Street_Action9006: Im gonna need a pump. A dick pump that is...
[+5] u/mmaisumm: How funny would it be if he just drops dead now in the middle of this mess that he created lmao
[+5] u/Starkfault: I hate money. That’s why I own RKLB
[+5] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: I'm sure they'll dump it to fuck me over
[+15] u/thrillho145: Pump premarket, dump 30 minutes after open.
Been that way for weeks.
[+14] u/violet_evergarden8: GREATEST PUMP OF THE CENTURY IS COMING
[+12] u/wowitsme123: Please all my space and ai stock +50% tomorrow so I can break even
[+11] u/OldWonder5865: IRGC just waiting for Meta/Microsoft capex numbers to start attacking tankers
[+11] u/KindlyTie6602: I talked to Dave Ramsey and he told me to go all in on a Chinese microcap. Weird that he used WhatsApp channel and had a heavy accent
[+10] u/frumpydrangus: Ceasefire news hours before futures open, right on schedule ✅
[+10] u/skymagic: 5 minutes until the Koreans determine the course of my life 🙌
[+10] u/NVRBKDWN: I'm down 47% yet get hard on a +2% pre market pump that will assuredly turn negative at 937am.
[+10] u/bigstew6: Blood green tomorrow
[+9] u/Samjabr: Dear Korea,
Please don't fk this up.
Sincerely,
Dr. Bag holder.
[+9] u/yourgirl696969: I’ll fuck a Thai ladyboy if MU gets +10% day tomorrow
[+9] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Red in 10 minutes. Trading day is over.
[+9] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Hot Asian girls are peak
[+9] u/tzuica_de_mar: futes falling already, it's so over for bol
[+9] u/Em-G: i'm gonna need a +2% day tomorrow thanks
[+9] u/NWJSMJ: If I buy puts do I become gay
[+8] u/Hang_Man1: As a korean, it amuses me that were not so different from WSB regards
[+8] u/scooterhomeimprover: Massive bombing, SPR running empty, 2 straits closed, oil and desalination plants on fire = -.20% futures
Rumors of 67th ceasefire = +1.5% futures
[+8] u/Foreigntragedy: I’ve seen a lot of bullshit pumps but this might be the most regarded one yet
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: Apple has 40 PE ratio now lmaooo that rugpull is gonna be insane
[+8] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Another oil tanker explodes in the strait. Iran warns it wasn't following their coordination. Source - Al Jaz
[+8] u/account-names: Better yet. Recycle it
[+7] u/BallsHardest: Tomorrow Predictions
My port: >!fucked!<
Your port: >!also fucked, sorry bro you clicked!<
[+7] u/thatdude845: We did it gang! We solved the oil crisis!
[+7] u/yourgirl696969: Hyperscalers and memory being green together is nice to see tbh. I hope it lasts. That rotation bullshit was so annoying
[+7] u/Brendan1620: My AC has been running all day and it’s still 79 vs my set temp of 69. Brutal
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Koreans would ruin even a good threesome
[+7] u/geddyclaus: US&A running out of missiles is bullish
[+6] u/Extension-appeal: Im a data center electrician ama
[+6] u/EscapeHistorical178: MIcrosoft has laid off 20,000 people since last July, 9% of workforce this is really god awful. they have no clue how to do Xbox, their Azure Cloud is expensive and lacking some important infa like Ultra‑low‑latency global networking, Serverless maturity & cold‑start performance, and ML hardware architecture, but strong suit is in Entra / Azure AD. They are stacked with Office, Teams, Windows, Dynamics, Github, and LinkedIn, Copilot I think is a gem that will soon have MIcrosoft models but still keeping OpenAI as a main engine. The management seems to have tunnel vision with a lot of this hyper‑focus on Copilot integration while peripheral systems degrade and continue to stagnate without strategic vision, proper budgets for R&D that leads to less productivity and possible layoffs... all just trying to get ahead on AI. MSFT is pushing $2.84T market cap, I hate to say but i think trades flat and there will be more selling pressure if they do more layoffs to restructure around AI, if Xbox implements more commercials into Xbox like planned free tier and more on the dashboard. Many of us here want MSFT to do well. I'm just not as bullish anymore and can not confidently say this is a bullish position at this time. Are you buying MSFT calls and stock this week, why?
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: This is exactly why I don't listen to the news headlines. Bullshit from big money meant to sway you the way they want.
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: WSB trading: 🤪🤤🫨
Koreans trading:
[+6] u/Soossaaaa: ceasefire on sunday. war on tuesday.
[+6] u/thatdude845: Shit like this is why people won’t invest in RDDT
https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/s/1w28o6lHfA
[+6] u/No-Put2311: Stock up on canned goods the TACO pump isn’t working
[+6] u/skymagic: “*Who does Number Two work for?*" 🤓
[+6] u/ClarkFable: The short covering will be kinda funny.
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Elons such a rich clown. What does he do for fun
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I haven’t had an orgasm in like 7 years cause the medicine I’m on won’t let me 😔
[+6] u/jdfan51: Lmao dram up only 3% the Koreans gonna take it
[+6] u/Leading_Form_8485: This oil dip is a gift.
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: i love that they are literally convincing the market that a naval mine blowing up an oil tanker is just an accident
it's just a prank bro. its just a PRANK BROOOOOOOOOOOO.
The mind rot is worldwide
Oil to 25$ if someone gets nuked. Supply Glut if thanos deletes all the oil in the world
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Tanker explodes in the hormussy.
Oil:
Down -5%
I just can't make sense of anything anymore. We live in bizarro world
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: >Donald Trump has earned more money in
his first and second year, in his second
term as president, than in the previous
60 years of his life, per Bloomberg.
Do you think he lurks here?
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: If we're counting on the trend, tommorrow is an opportunity to offload some bags.
But that 20 weekly is a good spot for a true reversal. Idk man
[+5] u/0DTEKing: I saw a Bers on a pole near lakeside
It’s a sign
[+5] u/btoned: Wait until you see what hopper uses to call them
[+5] u/Livid_Engineering_30: Remember, guys, it’s never your fault. Just keep doom scrolling and letting time pass by
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: imagine having any faith in futes lmao; red by open 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: damn nikkei and kospi opened and immediately started nosediving
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Hynix only up 2% premarket in korea market. They really ran out of money to buy
[+5] u/prana_fish: I swear to god I have such an irrational hatred of kimchi now because of this bullshit.
[+5] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Pumping on a 2 day pause 🤣
[+5] u/Throwingdartsmouth: Red by open. I'm cool with a harsh pullback so we can run up all over again.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Based on the incoming news, I revise my NVDA target from $218 to $225 this week...
[+5] u/AngelNotFound4444: From the looks of it, it's time for MU to show who's the memory boss in this gym
[+5] u/Odd_Raspberry_7193: Spcx only one who’s still red lmao
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Not to mention saudia arabia getting more tankers attacked in the red sea and war insurance revoked
[+5] u/Educational_Party270: Hype the f out and buy everything. This is the fking moonshot
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY EVERYTHING
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: any reason frieza let goku just stand there for 20 episodes and use the spirit ball on him
[+5] u/Possible-Mobile-6309: SPY is at the beginning of May levels. Where's my pump?!
[+5] u/Veshino99: Lowkey a ceasefire going on and oil down= short term pump
[+5] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: I think gambling on stocks is better than the shopping sprees my wife goes on.
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Houston, we have liftoff
[+5] u/cashflow_: left my apartment twice in the last week
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: oil slowly but surely drifting back up
[+5] u/C0up7: Any news for the reason why we pumping overnight and why crude oil dropped by $5?
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: What people fail to realize is how insanely expensive all the ai models get when tasked with real world problems to solve. The good ai agents (not fucking co pilot lol).
Youre looking at around $1,000 per day to keep these bitches running at a level which makes them generate real world value which is kinda debatable since it requires a person with brain cells to tell it what to do to begin with.
Its a scary investment for mid sized buisness cuz the hidden limitations.
This is why its still way better to have actual humans cuz the brain is just better (depending on the brain) and less risky. And then theres the whole conflict of interest where the ai is litterally absorbing your trade secrets as it works for you.
This shits gonna need 50 years to realize its potential cuz nuclear isnt even optional really. Gotta have nuclear to make this work, theres simply no other power production capable of bringing costs down.
And nuclear takes fucking ages to build. Like a decade per facility.
All the while the oil lobby is going to fight this shit every step of the way.
Boys, i hate to say it but we might not live long enough to see the jetsons future 😑
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: Dumb bears don’t short the bottom of the channel. Smart bears have been making good money lately. You can make money on both sides don’t be so biased
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: # HORMUZ TALKS GOING WELL
[+5] u/CalRippedken: The people yearn for more data centers
[+20] u/unarmed_fish: Im gonna downvote everything bullish so the algorithm cant short us tomorrow
[+16] u/Fernyfern7: I think Iran is in fuck it mode and is just gonna keep bombing shit
[+14] u/Teccho: time to FOMO back into the market
[+12] u/Big_Love_3070: I feel like every time we gap up at night like this we open red
[+10] u/unarmed_fish: TURN ON THE PRINTERS WE GOING 5% TOMORROW
[+10] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: I'm glad I wasn't exit liquidity for a fascist
[+10] u/RufusTheCichlid: The bear copium is reassuring tbh
[+10] u/GoZukkYourself: Upvoting every 🌈🐻 comment to confuse the algos.
[+10] u/AgentBlackwell: Koreans are the biggest disappointment of 2026
[+10] u/MrNo_Balls: less than an hour in futures and I already blew up my account...
[+10] u/Emilio___Molestevez: how are there even Koreans left to liquidate?
[+9] u/AKNJ907: Dude will have like $10 milly and say shit like “money won’t make you happy”. Bitch I ain’t happy now
[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: Just gained 25k on a phone game from some guy who is 42 and a father of 3 🤣
[+9] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Bears are truly pathetic individuals
[+9] u/Volume-Active: Dude seriously, switch them koreans to paper accounts permanently.
[+9] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Nvidia - sk hynix deals
And
Samsung deals annouced over the weekend
Korea market : how dare these company make money , we dumping
[+8] u/DoctorMario1000: SPCX bulls downvoting me lmaooo :kek: :belt:
[+8] u/Dingis__Khan: If futures contracts can result in physical delivery why isn't everyone buying and just waiting for settlement to get cheap petroleum? What the fuck?
[+8] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: I miss the days when billionaires would STFU between Forbes interviews
[+8] u/LarsTarkas: Koreans switched to puts and got obliterated on the pump
[+8] u/bookjun: i swear this Korean shit is not for the weak
[+8] u/Open-Duck-9435: Koreans really got a once in a lifetime opportunity to escape the permanent underclass due to the AI boom and then decided to throw it away with 5x margin
[+7] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Wednesday alert. Lots of news incoming.
[+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Asians hanging on for dear life
[+7] u/Dingis__Khan: Meta and Microsoft will raise capex when reporting earnings and also enter negative FCF with uncertain returns on AI this will be a deadcat bounce we're about to see a 10 percent correction.
[+7] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: kospi only up 1%, it's over
[+7] u/Late_Company6926: Now is the time to get solar panels and an ev. Don’t wait another day
[+7] u/Diguojigood: the swing is normal for kospi. wait for pump
[+7] u/raeskel: nah if skhy is 2% down on krx after the nvda deal we’re done here
[+7] u/SalemKinkTrials: The day the AI bubble pops this thread is going to have to be closed lmao
[+7] u/Kind-Platform-1294: No green days in the Korean casino.
[+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Kospi is flat why is everyone whining?
[+7] u/PorscheEnjoyer55: Kospi was up 110% YTD at one point and you mfs are surprised it just didn’t keep going?
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: > Futes +0.65
Recession cancled!
> Futes fade to +0.50
America is over, long China
[+7] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Kospi green for a good half an hour. It broke the record. Good job Korea
[+7] u/theNyMets: Lmao guys check out trumps truth social thing. It’s insane
[+7] u/Misterbisterlander: Now. Doesn’t matter now or 1-2 months but just get back in.
[+6] u/One-Net-8093: fullport oil guys buy the dip
[+6] u/Justheretomakemoniez: So how long are the big boys keeping NOW suppressed?
[+6] u/AKNJ907: If you weren’t clearing 25 man hard mode Ulduar in WOTLK don’t even fucking speak to me
[+6] u/MyNameIsntSharon: Iran called. It wants its strait back.
[+6] u/Intelligent_Art_5711: Korea Argentina Israel are like the top three hated countries rn
[+6] u/cgonz15: Hell yea google at +.60% overnight, cant wait for the -2% by open!
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: Kospi back to regular programming.
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: SPCX still overvalued at $50
[+6] u/dfivetf: murica is over, mango ended it
all in on china, they're the future, hope u all know mandarin
[+6] u/DrumpfTheBern: Are they reacting to us falling on Friday or do we react to them?
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Probably the same ai meme with a slightly different prompt 10x in a row
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I only go to open houses to search the medicine cabinets for drugs.
[+5] u/Junkingfool: Bro.. META calls if you like loosing money. Shit is gonna burn with Capex
[+5] u/Incognadeau: I can’t wait to buy puts on this dumb pump. Feels good to be cash
[+5] u/westernwasteland: If we pump isn't buying puts on earnings this week the move?
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: So when do we get back into mrvl?
[+5] u/kenathen: spy future up big. how is bear doing
[+5] u/Oldmanshakesf1st: The Qualcomm robot is my spirit animal
[+5] u/Molmor_: SLS $50+ buyout to save my port pls
[+5] u/Strange-Land9534: I'm getting fomo on google
[+5] u/Fluid-Employer7957: NBIS overnight it’s going to pump 🚀
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: Good thing only South Koreans can trade, imagine if North Korean can trade as well we’ll be liquidated cause of them
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Some dogshit stock with a history of diluting whenever momentum gets going
[+5] u/jonneh: Damn 😳
> Bloomberg -- CXMT opens up 471%, fourth largest maker of DRAM chips.
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Ready to see everyone that held over the weekend to get cock punched by open
[+5] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: Why can’t we trade options 24/7, everything’s computer anyways
[+5] u/Thy_Gap_Slayer: I am broke so I just want my trades to become not red this week.
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Why are these stupid degen gamblers in Korea dictating the multi trillion dollar American stock market
[+5] u/jroth55: What in the hell is actually going on with 🥭 Truth Social? Who is doing this for him.
[+5] u/Gothams_Bat: so are markets gonna open green from the halts on attacks?
[+5] u/WildTittyWrangler: I think this is the calm before the rage quit. Act like you never cared and it's stupid.
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: Good god, how many days of straight down can these people handle?
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: At what point did appetizers cost $20 each?
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Futes are fake and ghey
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Keep getting mosquito bites, how do I profit off this 🤷🏻♂️
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Lol you think there is consequences for these peoples actions???? Brutal.
[+21] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: *She's a 10, but she's 10 - J. Epstein*
[+17] u/itsme971: Monday: Green
Tuesday: Olive
Wednesday: Emerald
Thursday: Lime
Friday: Jade
[+16] u/Next-Heron6725: Took out 10k on a line of credit and buying puts am I cooked chat😭😭
[+15] u/i_simp_f: Two 8 ft tall, extremely muscular women play beach volleyball with my corpse
[+15] u/Trollzore: Ladies and genital men, tomorrow is green
[+15] u/jamieperkins9999: How does it keep going up 😂
[+15] u/Initial_Ad_9250: They actually decide what goes in there
[+14] u/_Rexfest_: If we open at 750 I’ll suck everyone’s dick
[+13] u/caliwillbemine: Lmao. We have entered the ceasefire portion of the Hormuz flywheel. Except it’s not a flywheel but a toilet with the middle being “drain all global reserves”
[+13] u/Cathie_Woods_Tamp0n: We supported the wrong Korea. Kim would not let the market tank
[+12] u/Jolly_Cicada380: Bears do not login tomorrow
[+12] u/DesignerSea494: If you’re an alcoholic and love to
talk about it, I’d love to grab a beer with you. Im buying.
[+12] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: I'm building an app called Backdoor.
It allows men to connect with other men who trade options.
[+12] u/itsme971: Why don't eggs tell jokes?
>!Because they crack each other up 🤣🫵!<
[+12] u/i_simp_f: I can't wait until the terminator robots kill me
[+11] u/Valkorion335786: Public defenders be like “just take the 30 years”
[+11] u/aftherith: Every American should have at least one Patriot missile. I always stay strapped. I live in a right-to-carry state, so as long as I don't conceal it I don't need a permit.
[+11] u/Bigddaddi: Shorting this pump tomorrow babbyy ...
[+11] u/AccomplishedLie4663: 1.2 million bears about to be margin called tomorrow
[+11] u/RockasaurusRex: I am Shirley, and don't call me serious.
[+11] u/captain_casino: My port is up but I lost 2k on blackjack in 5 minutes. Balance
[+11] u/DesignerSea494: I personally think every person should have the right to sniff the finger of everyone who prepares their food at a restaurant. I’m not sure why the Founding Fathers overlooked this detail.
[+11] u/kazkeb: Trump hasn't posted an absurd AI generated image in the last few hours. Someone better check on him to make sure he's okay.
[+11] u/Locke_____Lamora: If you are going to trade this shit tomorrow do yourself a favor and don't open any positions until 30m after open then thank me later.
[+11] u/pineapplekiwipen: scam altman: go shoot humans
gungpt: of course sir i will shoot the first human i see
scam altman: holy shit the terminators are here
[+11] u/MuncherOfPaintChips: Are all you SPCX baggers doin ok?
[+10] u/Bravadette: we live in the greenest hell of all time. Congrats to dip buyers. And the people in charge of purgatory.
[+10] u/Low_Plastic363: When did bers start an apparel brand?
https://preview.redd.it/8565chx2uofh1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237e4b226baa974d2e3c8712316f7ed8caf88eb6
[+10] u/LarryGlue: Which country will invade the USA first now that we’re broke, defenseless, with dwindling supplies of gas that wr can’t afford?
[+10] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Peace negotiations are going well on Monday.
Bombing by Friday.
Oil goes down, stocks go up, gas prices stay elevated.
Rinse, wash, repeat.
[+10] u/No-Sympathy-686: https://preview.redd.it/mkrjnnfk1pfh1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddebd9e4d2a53dbc702e936815ee92d9ccc051c5
[+10] u/Beneficial_One_4584: Should I watch wolf of the Wall Street Till Market opens
[+10] u/_3470: it’s nuts RAM is up 10% after hours but i need another 21% to break even
[+10] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Some of you have parents that met on Myspace where your mom added your dad to her top 10 while her mp3 song on auto play was Thong Song by Sisqo
[+10] u/Les7X: You have to be a full on psychopath to hold an oil position over the weekend
[+10] u/LarryGlue: Pentagon about to become broke like everyone here
[+10] u/Slightlybadpicks: I think I’m gonna lock in and try my hand at acting 💪
[+10] u/aurorasavm: I feel like spending money on stupid things and telling Monday to fck off just a lil bit
[+10] u/Reply_Stunning: cash gang going anal today 🫡
[+10] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Well force feed me taco bell lettuce and flip me upside down, we blastin this sh*t to the moon!
[+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: This gap up is unbuyable. Legit nothing to do tomorrow I'm gonna stay up and watch Inception then I'm sleeping in.
[+10] u/PyloPower: Sleep is for people who are billionaires or have lost everything
[+9] u/claytondpark: Lbh bols and bers both nervous rn bc this mkt is retarded 😂
[+9] u/Czyzzle: BREAKING: BER IS FUK
[+9] u/RockasaurusRex: Aside from April and May, SPY has been either flat or negative since last Oct. Basically 7 out of the last 9 months have been absolute shit.
[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Gaston did nothing wrong. That story was written by a furry or something wtf. PUTS ON DISNEY
[+9] u/Early_Reporter_7443: Holy cow these 749 lottos might actually hit
[+9] u/Rinolboss: Are there some sort of peace deals. I need this to pamp
[+9] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: That fucking green candle, holy shit
[+9] u/Vlisa: People really be begging for the crash and planning to buy dogshit like MSTR or SPCX
[+9] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Surely we stay green
[+9] u/Bravadette: I dont know if i even wanna watch Warsh speak this wednesday. Gotta admit im pretty scared .
[+9] u/vish_NZ: Watch list >100 stocks and everything is green except spacex, perfectly balanced as all things should be
[+9] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Fake out into a fake out followed by a fake out fake out most likely. If we're lucky it'll only be a fake out if not a fake out give or take 2.5 more fake outs
[+9] u/hioman01: Bers agreed to rest in peace in the new peace deal
[+9] u/Internal-Hand-4705: Some of us are europoors
[+9] u/Low_Plastic363: You spend $10K a week on food?
[+8] u/qaswexort: Chat way too bullish on GOOG. Puts
[+8] u/eranzenberger: This market is a joke
[+8] u/kumako10: Is the war really over this time?
[+8] u/L2F_mens_glutes: I PUT ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS AND MY 401k and MY MOMS 401k and dads all in FOOKEN Nvidia
I NEED Nvidia to go to 230
Before 2027 or I am fooked
I am 100% all in mayne
It’s NYC or the slums of mumbye
Alexa plays
“ outside “ by staind
[+8] u/aa73gc: Isn't it an amazing coincidence that the peace talks always seem to fall on the first trading day of the week around when futures open
[+8] u/xeuropa: Extra lettuce on my sandwich please
[+8] u/Background_Smile_426: Mu squeeze burry shorts please
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: !banbet SPY +15% 12w
[+8] u/EquivalentMobile7883: I come from the future, SPCX will go below 100 tomorrow, PUTS AT OPEN
[+8] u/Hot_Sacks: Damn I picked the wrong day last week to try and be a bear
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: fun fact, 97% of wsb = bots
almost none of the comments here are real
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: She's a 10 but she fullported FORD
[+8] u/DesignerSea494: Imagine if the Americas weren’t settled by Puritan rejects. We could have been cool.
[+8] u/Ornery_Following3604: She’s a 10 but she only likes women.
[+8] u/KarlLachsfeld: r/oil in SHAMBLES - AGAIN
[+8] u/kal14144: Concepts of concepts of concepts of a taco
[+8] u/early-retirement-plz: The reason the Koreans are selling is because they think “buy” means “bye” and “sell” means “sale”. Homophones always trip them up classic
[+8] u/JessKingHangers: This week and next week's earnings are going to determine my mood for the rest of the summer.
[+8] u/sunset117: I don’t believe openAI ‘s “bot” hacked a company. Thats a felony. Sam Altman is a scammer and is using this as a way to pretend “look how good are shit is” like we all did w mythos
[+8] u/NapNapNapNap: I see nothing but green
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: Time to bring back cancel culture. Cancel the bers, cancel the dips
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: imagine we stopped at venezuela we'd be chilling at SPY 900 by now
[+8] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: White women age like room temperature bananas for some reason
[+7] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Bers the type to root for unemployment so their puts can print and buy a toyota corolla
[+7] u/hftrobo9285: Why’s everyone saying KOSPI is dumping.. down 0.5%. That’s like +5% for them
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Margaret Qualley just keeps getting hotter. Thank God she dumped her weirdo husband.
[+7] u/likefenixx: Very bullish here means one thing
[+7] u/ShortSubHuman: I wish I didn’t buy 25k worth of space x
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: So again I’m getting pounded tomorrow huh
[+7] u/NerdSlamPo: the sunday night WSB thread is the best because it has the best combination of dick jokes, war hype, semiconductor panic, and dating advice
[+7] u/OCTOVENG: If I was posting like this on my socials, I’d be called into a morning meeting with HR and then be accompanied by security to my desk with some empty file boxes ready to pack up.
[+7] u/browhodouknowhere: By now I hope you kids know the drill... tomorrow you buy way otm long puts...like >90 days.
I'm a bull, but this is clearly the game
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tart891: 745 some bers gonna get squeezed
[+7] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Why does it feels so long since i last saw a green stick
[+7] u/Thumbszilla: Something in my bones tells me this is the week the real pullback hits
[+7] u/Internal-Hand-4705: And losing some of their cash to inflation lmao
[+7] u/vish_NZ: Kospi almost 1% green is a pretty good outcome given they’re following the Friday bloodbath
[+7] u/WSBrexiteer: Good morning bull gang 🌄
What a beautiful setup we are presented with. I haven't seen so many green indicators in a long time.
I'm not a big fan of 0DTE SPY calls - but if you are going to buy them, today is definitely the day.
[+7] u/weHaveThoughts: Who really cares. Does anyone actually use that platform other than the chief grifter?
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: fuck it full porting intc
[+7] u/kintarogolden: if this premarket holds ill give out free handies
[+7] u/Prismt: If Google hits 400 tomorrow, I will literally quit my job on the spot and retire
[+7] u/SullyWSMFP: It aint long, but it's skinny
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: I'm paying $100k for insta-tweet access and all I'm seeing is memes
[+7] u/csklmf: market pops back up tmrw right?
[+7] u/GneissFrog: >[That goes for those dumbass Koreans - 50% of their entire stock market index is 2 stocks: Sandisk and Samsung - Get fuk't you degenerates](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1v3bneo/comment/oz4uhij/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
This is a prime example of how stupid the kind of people who are blaming Korean retail really are. u/Samjabr not knowing the difference between SK Hynix and Sandisk. Do you really want to share the same opinion as an idiot like him?
edit: why do all these clowns replying hide their profiles? is it some requirement to do so if you are bagholding and bitter?
[+7] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: Watch I’ll buy calls and the market goes down
[+7] u/Dependent_Mulberry59: Not yet, 8/6 (August 6) is the first big unlock.
[+6] u/SomePolack: No one in the U.S. cares we’ve taken more than half a thousand casualties in this war
They wished for times like these during Vietnam
[+6] u/Rosella2562: There’s something freeing about having nothing to lose.
(Genuinely have less than $0.01 in my bank account, nothing in my brokerage, and a large amount of debt due to rent/overdue bills, but feel less stressed than I have in a long time) 🙂
[+6] u/Fit-Examination-1659: 50% of what I see says crash tomorrow, the other 50% says ATH’s… Seems like a normal Monday to me
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: Anyone else hard rn?
[+6] u/bootsupondesk: Grains retreat, with soybeans and corn pressured by a slump in oil prices amid Middle East optimism.
[+6] u/chibi78: I really cant wait for this war to be over for all the obvious reasons but most important is so they cant use it to pump the market over and over again
[+6] u/blitzdunce: Costco needs to increase their basic membership prices to at least $150 to cull the uncouth. Consistently worst crowds of people shopping there
[+6] u/AshamedImagination50: Just imagine what couldve been with the AI boom without this Iran debacle :/
[+6] u/jraiv420: Paper hands flushed and bers trapped pump it
[+6] u/Aldribuds: The translation from Japanese to Korean for the word origami is 'paper-handed lil bitch'
[+6] u/MrForever_Alone69: I’m afraid to get some calls at open, but the magic 🥭talking to me says to go balls deep
[+6] u/savuporo: "build datacenters in Sahara desert"
Yes okay man, lets go invest a cool hundred billion in places like Libya, Sudan or Mali .. what the fuck could possibly go wrong
[+6] u/LarryGlue: Dept of War opens Robinhood account to win more funds
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: LMAO I'm so glad I closed oil positions on friday 😂
[+6] u/FirstAtEridu: \*Huge green line @ Euro open\*
So a -3 % day it is.
[+6] u/warvold7: Prediction for mu this week. The pump will be green tomorrow, red Tuesday, green Wednesday until earnings, then red Thursday that finishes green into a red Friday. This is mag7 report more capex spending
[+6] u/CFA_BR_Advisor: When the fuck is aapl going to 260?
Shit is expensive as fuck
[+6] u/NotRllytho: Friend just made me food. Tastes like itchy asshole.
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: WHOA KOSPI ENDED GREEN
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: Bears will make 73k in one day with puts then instead of buying calls on an obviously oversold market they'll buy more puts and lose it all in a couple days.
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: i'm hoping for a bullish af august so i can cash out more
[+6] u/Level_Ad8089: The blonde from House of the Dragon is even more annoying than the blonde from Homeland
[+6] u/Buydipstothemoon: Ahh man don't give me hopes again. I'm tired of losing money.
[+5] u/Outside-Glove-5625: Do you guys sleep at all? Just woke up to go pee and you’re still chatting
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: GOOG please go back to $390. I don't even want any profit anymore.
[+5] u/RegardedJensen: There are three things that are a guarantee in life..death, taxes and SOFI forever being under $20 🥺
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: That scene from Ed Edd n Eddy here Ed eats his mattress is how I picture Bers
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: Lmao NBIS is the funniest stock. Down 20% Friday, up 5% overnight Sunday, up 20% Monday/Tuesday, then repeat
[+5] u/Low_Host5641: Yeah im getting the fuck out of DRAM been holding this shit for a month now, rather own MU.
[+5] u/TryDry7123: always inverse wsb the bots trynna throw you off 🗣️🗣️
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I have calls on high beta stocks that got slaughtered on Friday. I bought lottos that need +40% 2 months out but when these stocks run they do that in like a week
[+5] u/paradox60660: Did Iran pay for the early access to 🥭's posts?
[+5] u/sunset117: Did openAI lie about their bot hacking hugging face as a marketing ploy so they can avoid bankruptcy?
[+5] u/GPUssydestroyer: Are you bad at this or is it the Koreans fault?
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: So I spent all weekend making decisions on stocks to enter on Monday and I'm betting they open with absolutely mooning, as is tradition.
[+5] u/staysuckafree93: anyone that disagrees with me online = bot
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: I still don’t know how Trump intends to gain control of strait of Hormuz. There’s no way Iran would agree to give up its control. They are making more money than ever
[+5] u/GuusMosco: My port really needs some more cease and less fire
[+5] u/player_zero_: I'm already like 30% down, my stocks can't go any lower...
Surely...
[+5] u/True_Job_7845: In all honesty, we shouldn't see a single red candle tomorrow
[+5] u/No-Passage2436: World peace incoming
[+5] u/InvincibleRoman: I think the market is going to
[+12] u/CharacterSell4054: Remember, buy when it's green and sell when it's red.
This is the way.
[+9] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: It’s only rigged if I lose money
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: I feel like my momentum stocks should be fucking soaring right now but they ain’t pulling shit. C’mon SNDK, MU, RKLB & NBIS. Work that ass.
[+8] u/JakeColorCarton: Make a cesefire once you run out of interceptors
-Don Tzu
[+7] u/Traditional_Sea_6303: Diamond handing my calls over the weekend looking very promising so far! Yeeeeeeeee! Cashing out at market opening, if this hulk pump
holds, and going head first into APLD for earnings play! Let’s go!
[+7] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Should I buy puts at open?
[+7] u/echox1000: wen moon? wen lambo?
[+7] u/shaa1034: I’m so mad Elon ruined space stocks
[+7] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: There may be a Renaissance to be anything but the musky one
Hella opportunity to grab others its just as easy as perfectly timing the bottom
[+7] u/Much_Huckleberry3943: SPY would reach ATH again
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Jennie from blackpink🤔
[+6] u/ZeroSumTruths: Looks like a giant green dildo kind of day with KOSPI recovering
[+6] u/zjz: https://preview.redd.it/3l70qseznqfh1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=23572120c599a699b8633243a2b6bd612247e11c
haven't published this yet but working on a cleaner design with an off-by-default top ticker tape, fullscreen support (for chat too), and more bells and whistles for chat
[+6] u/Etheikin: when will we got bloomberg terminal backend access so we can see whats happening without paying for it ?
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Any regards buying sandisk today
[+6] u/demonhunterking: Semi and tsla bears gonna burn big time
[+6] u/itsojoever: She say she love me whatever that is
[+6] u/aioliravioli: wait so did the date for the majority of Space X insiders being able to sell already happen or not even?
lmao
[+5] u/KeyReaction892: Think about your civics class and how they covered the presidency. Now think about this being covered…
[+5] u/cloud_sec_guy: I'm sad Muammar Gaddafi never had a Twitter account
[+5] u/IMayHavePlutophobia: I hear the women there walk around bear naked
[+5] u/Independent-Egg9086: There's that Korean V I ordered I can go soundly to sleep now.
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Flat KOSPI is basically SPY and QQQ up 2%. Maybe 1%.
[+5] u/unbenchhench: SEND THIS SHIT TO THE MOON
[+5] u/SpaceXLord: SPCX bag holders will be offered a DVD of *The Martian* and bag that has Matt Damon’s poop.
[+5] u/HayflickLimiter: Nice we’re pumping again
[+5] u/Frosty1397: Green light therapy day for the 🏳️🌈🐻's
[+5] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: Feeling bearish today
[+5] u/Theipodrookie: Do bers ever get tired of seeing their ports constantly getting nuked??
[+5] u/mneymaker: This week is about making it or breaking it.
If Warsh actually pulls a dovish stance along with Geopolitical easing (US-Iran situation), it can actually make the trend reverse to upward again. FOMC + MAG7 guidance will be everything.
Vix being low for now AND high betas at -40% from ATH, the play might be both calls and puts OTM for weeks ahead
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Straight pump without brakes shreko all day
[+10] u/TipEmpty8429: MU is due a 9 to 12% up day
[+9] u/JenkemJunky: I only come here to check my port without checking my port
[+9] u/person5675: Not chase happiness, chase peace
[+7] u/imsolost3090: I'm ready to get rugpulled
[+6] u/teh_herper: # Hey guys I have an orbital data center to sell ya anyone interested
[+6] u/zestykite: Big big green today. My puts are crying
[+6] u/JenkemJunky: Honestly…The stock market causes my IBS
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: If i break even this week I'm going to cash out and cry
[+6] u/Narrow-Use-9217: Get a grip, everyone. Stay calm and buy the dip.
[+6] u/w8w8dont: Korean people and selling leveraged stocks name a more iconic duo
[+6] u/rotorylampshade: This buying pressure is relentless, is it going to drop at all today?
[+6] u/DonutsOnTheWall: so half of a halt to war in iran for today. flutes green. i am bored.
[+5] u/L0pat0: You eventually get so old and dry that it flips again
[+5] u/Datsyuk131313: Cmon Korea, do your thing. We know you want to.
[+5] u/Haikoe: Ameriguh has no cards left, very bullish!
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: This is the bottom people, load up, next stop ATH
[+5] u/Miserable_Mine_4189: \+.37% how longs my meal gonna take? 3 years?
[+5] u/Cosmorto: Hate it when this happens and I'm not in calls, there's no play left that's worthwhile
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Shit, I have a monetisable life skill 🤪
[+5] u/ismebbb: If NVDA hits 220 tomorrow I'll quit my job
[+5] u/EconomistNo3438: You don’t even have a job 😂
[+5] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: Kick Korea out of the US markets. Let them self implode their own stocks