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[+42] u/Peeeeech: Bring back sleepy joe
[+37] u/TheRealArmament: I outperformed the market today. QQQ -1% my portfolio -2%
[+32] u/YamDifferent1805: i picked a bad month to get into memory
[+23] u/Jay3377: How's my portfolio down 40% when SPY is super green YTD? I've just stocks and no options
[+23] u/Time_Course5106: Good job team. 👏 We were dogshit today but good job.
[+23] u/Pete26l96: #BLOOMBERG- "AN INTERNAL MEMO BY UBER CEO DARA KHOSROWSAHI WAS LEAKED THIS AFTERNOON, DISCUSSING AN EXPECTATION OF RAPID DECELERATION IN PROFITABILITY DUE TO A MORE COST SENSITIVE CONSUMER AND AV CHALLENGERS SUCH AS WAYMO"
#LOL
[+23] u/unhappyreach_: My port is in absolute shambles
[+21] u/unhappyreach_: I went from planning out my life as a financially independent stock investor
to planning out my trip to get special milk and cigarettes
[+20] u/TheYearGuesser: Fucking waste of a week
[+20] u/AlmostAsianJim: 11 trades, $160k in proceeds. All to make? $170. I guess I should by happy there’s profit at all.
[+19] u/csklmf: My port down $66k since the peak on 5/28. AMA
[+19] u/HighwayExotic2808: Fuck it, if we all start crying in the casino, they won’t be able to kick us all out
[+18] u/Wows_Nightly_News: You have to hand it to this sub for tirelessly working everyday to dispell the stereotype that autistic people are smart.
[+16] u/AngelNotFound4444: Koreans about to get liquidated on Monday after today. Hopefully that will restart the bull run on MU & SNDK after they lose everything
[+16] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: What a horrible week/month. Ran out of money to DCA and I’m still down 15-25% on high beta high growth stocks
[+16] u/ismebbb: I'll never forgive you guys for voting for this
[+15] u/Capital-Row6633: got half of my account liquidated today. FML
[+14] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Sleepy Joe was literally the best thing for the market
Earnings ATH
AI spending historic
A sleepy president
Qqq probably be at 800
[+13] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: my port is basically 100% IRAN, it gets smacked pretty hard by 🥭
[+13] u/powerboner: I’m not mad at you SNDK…just disappointed 😔
[+12] u/Metacog_Drivel: Allan, we are so **FUCKED**.
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Y’all remember what happened last time the Qs had a 10% correction, id be careful buying puts next week.
[+12] u/bearhunter429: #Most people don't even notice we are in a bear market because SPY is being held up artificially by the government. Underneath the index the biggest components are down anywhere from 15% to 30% in the last couple months LMAO🤌
[+12] u/PensiveOracle: Anyone else go from being up bigly in May/June to losing all the gains by this point? Saw $50k in profits just vanish like a regard
[+11] u/theJimmybob: YTD Performance:
📈S&P: +8.27%
📈Nasdaq: +7.46%
📈Dow: +8.06%
📈Small Caps: +18.67%
🥇Gold: -6.20%
🛢️Oil: +56.43%
💵US Dollar: +3.25%
₿ Bitcoin: -26.26%
\#YTDPerformance $SPY $QQQ $DIA $SPX #GOLD $GLD #Bitcoin $BTCUSD $IWM $RUT $USD
[+11] u/trent_upscale: Everybody hates this, Donnie
[+10] u/Jay3377: I know no crying in the casino, so what's a safe place to cry?
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Pump and dump market, that was the dump. See you next week hope you bought calls.
[+10] u/ddrsdght: Send the goyim to Iran. They are ready
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Just remember mango is the type to full port calls and call the Iran war off, just saying
[+10] u/PhoKingWild: Worst idea I ever had was changing to a margin account. Now instead of making my morning play, sell off and be sidelined for the day, I can lose money all day and well into the night
[+10] u/captain_casino: For once I'm glad its the weekend. This shit has been exhausting lol
[+9] u/rioferdy838: The fuck was that last minute dump on NBIS.
what a way to fuck up my weekend lol
[+9] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Alright fellas, I ain't going to the bar/club tonight to pick up ladies. I don't want them to see how much money I lost from Micron & SanDisk when I flash them my portfolio lmao 🤳🙃🫠
[+9] u/shanked5iron: GOOG not shitting the bed today is a good sign, right?
\*cope
[+9] u/Main_Honey_7832: Crayons down, it's the weekend. PARTY!
I'm going to the gym to celebrate.
[+9] u/undeadlol: Not sure 🥭 gonna sends out nukes, but my port is nuked for sure.
[+9] u/WrexyWrex: don't overthink it, it's going down
[+9] u/Main_Honey_7832: My step sister was like, "Still no job???"
me ...
Her, "sign up for a Fiver account."
me, "I cant compete with Indians for pennies on the dollar..."
[+9] u/osendze: Where do we go for refunds on portfolio losses
[+9] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: Fuck you mang o, you better make a deal over the weekend or you are going to lose a lot of seats in Nov.
[+8] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: BREAKING: Pete Hegseth announces ground invasion into bulls asshole
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: Keep this whore ass casino closed and throw the goddamn keys away 🤬🤬🤬
[+8] u/Onyxpropaganda: Even though this day was brutal, seeing a shit company like ORCL tank makes me happy
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: I invest in the Downs Joe
full port
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: I am tapped the fuck out on just about everything lately
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: When I die, I want TSLA to lower my coffin into the ground so it can let me down one last time.
[+8] u/onerandomcomputerguy: [starts looking for a side hustle]
[+8] u/StandardAndPoor500: He’s gonna escalate the war isn’t he
[+8] u/Lelwrektnub: "Trump insists Iran wants to make a deal and end the war
The US President says “they want to make a deal, I just don’t think they’re ready yet”, about Iranian negotiators.
“Sometimes, they don’t want to say they want to make a deal, they want to be the tough guys”, he added, dismissing the latest rhetoric from Irainian officials, which has been escalatory in tone.
“As we speak, we’re talking to them,” Trump said, adding that there may not be a need to carry out the “massive” attack on Iran that he has been threatening in recent days."
TACO Setup?
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #In 2022 it took tech stocks a whole year to drop 30-40%. Now they are down 20-25% in 2 months alone LMAO🤌
[+8] u/smellyfingernail: its lowkey hilarious to think i might be the single person whos in the biggest losing position in spacex since i bought in so heavily at 211
[+8] u/bluen: If Joe were here, we'd sleep through this war and it would be over 😴
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: DIE PONZICONDUCTORS DDIIIEEEE
[+7] u/odmanRED: everyone, this is 2001… i was alive. monthly puts into next week.
[+7] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Grabbed a bunch of 750 spy calls for Wednesday.
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: What a flat fucking day. If it wasn't for those Pakistani cocksuckers and their fake "deal" news, we would have been much lower. BTW why have we tolerated those retards with the N's?
[+7] u/memoryisntram: Been a great week but the easy short on $TSLA is over
https://preview.redd.it/ppc213x3i8fh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd4b22e0746d42cb22cf5cb664c295246d038afa
Time to ride or die back to $330
[+7] u/Better-Interview-793: It was a brutal day..
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #SPY down -0.01%, stocks down -6% LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: This was straight up robbery.
[+7] u/Turtletwoshells: Never touching MU 0DTE again, pinky promise
[+7] u/buffalowangy: Monday morning peace in Iran will be announced
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Just as I was typing “close the market quick before they remember to dump msft” that happens LMAO
[+7] u/Odd-Block-2998: My portfolio got hit by Iran missiles since Wednesday.
[+7] u/spilledonwhite: If I bought all of the underlying stocks of SP500 in appropriate weights I bet my port would -10% while SPY -1.2%
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: > “As we speak, we’re talking to them,” Trump said, adding that there may not be a need to carry out the “massive” attack on Iran that he has been threatening in recent days.
TACO PLS TACO!!
[+7] u/powerboner: I took a nap while I was fake working from home, woke up to my SNDK calls worthless. I deserve this
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Mag 7 down because of capx spending. Chip stocks down because of Mag7 capx spending. Makes sense, right?
[+7] u/Upbeat-Fill-6900: Are a lot of you guys also down a lot this month
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: Anyone chasing puts over the weekend isn’t going to feel good Monday. World will not end over the weekend. Big earnings next week and a fed decision. The market isn’t going to fully shit the bed before all those earnings and fed decision. Breadth was positive today. Equal weight S&P was up 1%. This does not suggest risk off. It just suggests rotation away from semis.
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: What a waste of a day
[+6] u/FitzKablammo: How long until the ballistic missiles start flying?
[+6] u/WindNo3445: I have decided to retire from buying options after realizing I suck at it. FREEDOM!!!!!
[+6] u/Jay3377: Considering everything, it's still pretty decent that SPCX is above 100. I thought this'd be below 50$ by now
[+6] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: !banbet MU 1300 07/31
[+6] u/mangroovesz: To those who missed the Friday dip last time this yall last chance again
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: I bought 50 743 puts at the absolute top today and sold for a $800 loss when they ended the day up 32k on a 5k bet.
Me so retarded!
[+6] u/vermilli21: 🥭 is going to go pick axing this weekend isn’t he
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #They will let most stocks die and everyone will end up just trading SPY since that's the only green thing these days LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Bunz242321: Today could’ve been an email
[+6] u/Nitor_: I'm too fucking dumb to be actively investing
[+6] u/DrumpfTheBern: Account down $40k since MU earnings. Guess that was the top.
[+6] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Space X killed the entire market
[+6] u/populist_rationalist: My big win today was buying 740p at $.33 and closing them out at 1.14
Lot of meat on the bone but they ended the day at 1.23 so, not shabby
[+6] u/JayCash00: My female co-worker is 5 mins away from my home. We’re gonna go out then come back and play games/get drunk. Idk if we’re gonna have secks but I’m kinda anxious…
[+6] u/djln491: Get those SPY 700 hats out of the closet. But now you put them on backwards and inside out
[+6] u/Drchubbypanda: r/ThetaGang got ran over by the steamroller instead of picking pennies this week.
[+6] u/DoctorMario1000: DRAM sub in shambles
[+5] u/Cav829: Well that truly did suck as a trading week.
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Woooo we survived it didn't go to 0
[+5] u/whyshw: Tesla closed being down 6.66! What an omen
[+5] u/Jay3377: Bought MU at 1250. I think I can single-handedly make memory stocks pump by selling my position
[+5] u/Wide-Acanthaceae5817: I don’t think I’ll recover from this..
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: Something tells me it is going to be a spicy weekend in Iran, so obviously market will be up and oil will be down on Monday!
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bro ik they would buy after hours to fuk over ODTE
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: Options expire and all my stocks start turning green.
What a coincidence.
[+5] u/Then-Cup-5153: how many more times are we gonna hear "they wanna make a deal so bad" ?????
[+5] u/Fit-Comfort-5588: what an actually regarded week
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: lol at DRAM being flat for the week
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: All stocks sold off, which means this market has no idea what the fuck they're doing and where to go
[+5] u/Jay3377: Monday we getting pump or dump folks?
[+5] u/moorhound: I wonder if "we blew analyst expectations out of the water and doubled revenue, but we're also somehow multiple billions in the red" is gonna be the new tech norm
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Two days ago I picked up a stock at a great price. I said the only thing between this trade being a 5z is Trump.
Welp
[+5] u/wmzula: Got 750C for Monday, we rip through weekend!!!
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: if you're gonna dump uber because of waymo then at least pump google you jabronies
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Remember when earnings weren’t always a profit taking event
[+5] u/FlyOk8199: it’s either market manipulation or everyone has brain damage
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: I told the wife she was too loud so I got verbally assaulted and now she’s the victim and I’m getting the silent treatment. Stay single boy’s it ain’t worth it.
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: Made no moves, may roll some short puts on Monday and consider some broken wing butterflies depending on the weekend.
You guys remember how July was supposed to be bullish?? lol.
[+5] u/grandfatherdog: Looking forward to my port being wiped out over the weekend. Most like 🥭 will eat the Canadian PM because he hungy and wash it down with the entire world's oil reserves.
[+5] u/bluen: What if we made data centers to also be community shopping malls?
[+5] u/Main_Honey_7832: Claude was telling me not to cry as I was talking to it. That I was worth it, and that I am a big strong man who needs not women and that I will find a job soon.
It made me feel better.
Who the actual hell needs a therapist anymore????
[+5] u/osendze: Welp folks I fear easy mode is a thing of the past, and we may never see that again
[+5] u/sjtomcat: I don’t feel sorry one bit for people invested in space stocks that saw them run up 500% and are now crying cause they are coming back to earth.
[+5] u/TheSauce69: Tried timing the bottom and bought calls, then we nuked so I bought more calls
Ended up -$26 on the day
[+5] u/Giant_leaps: weekend war is back on the menu boys
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Ohh hell yeah fellas, urologist told me to "shut it down & relax" after my vasectomy. I'm going to be eating like a king tonight!!
https://preview.redd.it/fyhvyc7lo8fh1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c2f0b3b7f38de6a81431dce0319326d411a8cf
[+5] u/Phantom400: If you buy puts/calls 0dte do you get fucked sideways?
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Super sad going from outperforming indices to underperforming. All the stress for nada
[+16] u/Purple_Bearkat: \*breathes heavily while stroking neck beard between fat rolls
Types command into a dark themed PyCharm window on an obnoxiously loud keyboard.
“Downvote all”
[+14] u/znightmaree: When 🥭 croaks the rally will be biblical
[+13] u/Soffatjockis: Funny how the spacex ipo played out exactly as predicted
Yet, retards still lost money on it. Amazing.
[+12] u/Gunzberg: Everyday you haven't sold your SPCX shares, is a day closer to the August 6th mega dump.
Don't be a 🤡 and hold. It's going to be sub-$100 in a few weeks.
No more warnings after this🫵🏽
[+12] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Chances of a peace deal this weekend and pump Monday ? Or am I coping
[+12] u/AbsentPotatoGlitter: Trading full time and living outside.
[+11] u/Thebaxxxx: Story tiem.
Wen intel hit 112 the first time i bought a deep, long dated itm put at 128 and i bought like 200 shares. The put was getting fuk, so i sold a put way below at like 98 to counter, and bought the same deep itm put 3 more times and repeated this.
Shortly after, the shares began a rapid decline so i sold all 200 for a modest gain at 114 ish and whatdya know that bitch kept fallin all the way below 100, so my short puts ate up nearly all the long puts profit very fast.
On the first bounce, i buy back 3 of the short puts. And whatdya know, the shit kept bouncing up like it was the new down every day after that.
I bought the last short put back and sold the long dated puts too cuz fuk that shit. Bought 100 more shares, sold a call at 112 and made 50 bucks on that before throwing in the towel as my short call ate all the profit quickly.
And it was the right move too cuz whatdya know the bitch went to 142
Moral of the story. Never buy anything.
[+11] u/miisoup: why did u guys say july was the most bullish month like WHY
[+11] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Can’t believe AI is over. Again. This is like the 10th time.
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: July Returns:
$IONQ -37.7%
$CRWV: -39%
$ASTS -36.4%
$RKLB -35.6%
$MRVL -34.3%
$NBIS -28.6%
$TSLA -25.5%
$MU -19.8%
Solid macro.
[+10] u/Regenbooggeit: Ya’ll got any more of those bullruns?
[+10] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Tim Apple was smart to dodge the A.I scam. Well done!
[+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: Breaking: Iran declares strait will remain closed until Cracker Barrel completes their logo change
[+9] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Sounds like the UK is gonna be getting involved now in the Hormussy. WWIII beginning in front of our eyes
[+9] u/palindromic: MU 2000 isn’t a joke (it’s worse)
[+9] u/thrillho145: I miss when the market pumped every day
[+9] u/Glittering_Dig3798: the SaaS bears are dumb. it's like thinking restaurants are screwed because you can cook at home.
[+9] u/drakilian: So once more, just like last winter, the companies spending money on AI are eating shit, the companies receiving the money on AI are eating shit, the industries impacted by AI are eating shit, everyone is just eating shit huh?
[+8] u/Glam34: Turns out full porting the roth into tech stocks was not the move
[+8] u/stupidber: I havent had alcohol in a month and look what happened
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Tonight's menu:
* Appetizer: Water
* Main course: Sleep
* Dessert: Water
[+8] u/Madsen13140: If you ever feel bad about your trading session, just think about those argentinians who paid 10k+ to attend the finale just to watch at their team getting WRECKED and fucking BIEBER sing it's the world cup halleluia
[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: After years of losing money on my phone trying to swing trade at work, I have finally become somewhat profitable in my second week of scalping during the early hours before fucking off to work. Let’s see when will I throw all the rules and yolo full port into something regarded.
[+7] u/juliakeiroz: raise your hand if you didn't close any of your positions because this dip is a big nothing-burger in the long term
[+7] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: The US is implementing a readiness project to test large-scale national mobilization scenarios, per WSJ.
This shift coincides with a new rule taking effect in December 2026 to automatically register men aged 18 to 26 using federal data sources, moving the responsibility away from individuals"
World War 3 here we come!
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I have a talent for losing money i don't have
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: Can I get my money back from my broker because I have autism.
[+6] u/Madsen13140: Please M.Market, i will never over leverage again i promise
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Fuck fuckedy fuck fuck
[+6] u/Mean_Category_8933: Shitty fucking week 👎🏻
[+6] u/mneymaker: Plan to get back on break even
QQQ back to 704 on weekend TACO news and my calls print +4000%
Put all profits in NBIS and SNDK calls hoping for a +500%
And that’s for breakeven. What a great fucking 2 weeks ass fuckery
[+6] u/account-names: Yay! My newly assigned manager just spoke to me like I was a 7 year old.
Absolutely love my job
[+6] u/kalllllllllllllll: Have a nice weekend y’all. Hope we’ll all profit next week
[+6] u/DipSniper69: The bliss of being cash gang Rn
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Perma bols in here downvoting the shit out of everyone lol
[+6] u/Baked_potato123: I bought the dip and then the dippity dip.
I was going to buy the triple dippity dip but I don’t have any more money.
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: WW3
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[+6] u/AncientAd3846: Googl was dead in the water today
[+6] u/Individual_Button514: took 5k today on puts and it went to $600 and then back to 6k. Glad i diamond handed. This kangaroo market has been a day traders dream
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Time for the carpet bombings then.
[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: I'm watching this Korean show where the main character is a handsome, very smart, good dude, and crazy hard worker. Top of his class at university.
But he still can't find a job. Waiting tables and doing food delivery. He's depressed and burnt out after doing it for years. His girl tells him to work harder so he dumps her saying don't burden yourself with a bum like me.
Shit is it really that bad there lol?
[+6] u/Possible-Material693: The long walk is the weirdest movie I’ve seen in a while. Surprisingly entertaining though
[+6] u/natebro142: I can’t believe I’m bagholding a fucking ETF. Fuck me
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: Why is there a post on the main page from a guy who only lost $90?
Bro can’t even lose money right 😂
[+6] u/Commercial_Guide4857: Next week
NBIS up 20%
MU 1000 again
💀💀 WTF is this market
[+6] u/Boss1010: Are you serious? Today and yesterday paid
[+6] u/PersonalCap3823: Sir the casino doesn’t open on the weekend
[+5] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I’m officially on Kim Jong’s side. South Korea sucks. I’m gonna spend the weekend watching MASH episodes and rooting against Hawkeye.
[+5] u/traderbusto: Went to the store to grab a quick scalp on 1dte POET option. Came home with 100 POET shares.
[+5] u/glazedds: when is trump pumping this garbage on the weekend
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Just casually living through a bigger draw down in momentum/growth names than the dot com burst where companies literally didn’t make money. All in about a month. Good news doesn’t matter, beating earnings doesn’t matter, partnerships with NVIDIA investing billions doesn’t matter. Complete destruction to an entire sector of growth. Fuck.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Oh no it's the weekend, what do I do
[+5] u/Single_Guarantee9545: The best thing about options expiring worthless is that you don't have to do anything like closing them out. Feels good mane.
[+5] u/OG_L0c: Pokemon is about people enslaving animals and making them fight for money and glory
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Women that get super political in their dating profile for either party 🚩🚩
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Memory & Semis will obviously create new ATH after all these dips. Narrative & fundamentals are still intact & no other sector is as lucrative
Short term calls may still be risky though....
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Just watched the video of McConnell dancing and performing a cartwheel with his wife at the hospital while holding a newspaper.
Convinced he is 100% alive.
[+5] u/trumpdiego: good news, ebola is back
[+5] u/donefukupped: Open AI / Anthropic IPO window closing ...
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: I feel like with trading spx options what's happening in the market/world genuinely doesn't matter right now (aside from trump tweets)
I am just fighting a bunch of clankers with a shit load of money and trying to catch some of the money for myself between them reversing the direction of the market on a fuckin dime
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Puts on Google
Why the fuck is it 90% shorts now on YouTube?
[+5] u/Kooky_Resource6348: left my 24 july nvda calls to expire worthless.. Down 30k 🤣✌️✌️✌️
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: SpaceX market cap is still 1.5T too high
[+5] u/Cocaine_Addiction: I used some of my MU gains to hire one of those home cleaning services and now I'm kinda bummed because my toilet no longer has a mold ring to aim my piss at and it's just more boring now
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Asked Gemini how I can lose my facial fat without meds and it told me to catch malaria 💀
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Drive thru car wash was $18, you really do be paying for the convenience
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: DONALD I NEED A CEASEFIRE TO SAVE MY CALLS
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Crocs are such a genius shoe idea. I’d say calls but my $10 Walmart rugged shark knock offs do the same thing for cheaper. So calls on WMT I guess
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: There is something everyone should be concerned about: mandates for cameras to be in every new car starting 2027.
Imagine if an AI shuts off your car cause you were getting blown while driving. This is a massacre of freedom here
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: fk memory. lost the 500 bucks i made from scalping this shit earlier this week, today. im not touching it again.
[+5] u/mjshibz: All this talk yet spy ended green
[+5] u/Lextron: love the late pump to trim .5% of my 4% port loss
[+5] u/trumpdiego: Barron with the $10M PUT spike at the exact close, yep, it's going down this weekend folks.
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: wow NBIS. I know it happens every week, but my red fridays are sad every time.
[+5] u/CaptainApeCommander: HOOD will open at 100$ monday
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Time for the 2 days of more bullshit from 🥭 then the Sunday night 🌮 spëcïálé.
[+5] u/ayopapiz: Next monday gonna either make or break me…I took a nap, hold full port of spy calls expired spy 740c which I meant to sell before close
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: so far intel, nvidia and spcx can go fuck themselves
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: What we saying should I sleep with my wife tonight? It's been a sad few days so I dunno if i have it in me
[+5] u/silence2087: Absolutely baffling it's holding at these levels
[+43] u/regardus_maximus: trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard! trump is a retard!
[+15] u/ballzstreetwets: Elon is down 650 billion from the ATH
[+15] u/Goldpeaches32: If your having a bad day just remember there’s people who watch streams and donate
[+15] u/gainsusmaximus: Bro on front page lost 3k and warns everyone to be careful 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+14] u/ComfortablePiglet842: So basically every mag7 earnings will be trash until ai revenue far exceeds capex
[+14] u/Travis--Beckmen: I need massive downvotes. At least -20
annnnd go!
[+13] u/YoDooley: Raise your hand if you were exit liquidity this week.
[+13] u/YoDooley: Imagine being up $5MIL and nuking your entire portfolio to zero.
[+12] u/GainzandPumpz: The Iran war will continue until Epstein is no longer talked about
[+10] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I’m too old to be here. What’s up
[+10] u/oilman99999: Spcx price target $10
[+10] u/yahooms: # "Every day we go through this" ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
# FK THIS MARKET. I AM GONNA CASH OUT AND SPEND ALL INSTEAD.
**GOODBYE**
[+9] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Bro fuck the goddamn gay ass fucking market. Fucking GOOGL shitting the fucking bed from the ATH of 400, now it can hardly crack 320.
This shit is so goddamn fucking gay.
[+9] u/Able_Durian_1832: He always needs something. If no wars and no conflicts- tariffs is a great backup to make him active. The bucket list includes Greenland, Canada and Cuba. Again Tariffs is a desert, he can bring in at anytime
[+9] u/Anchises1: you guys know that stocks can't just go straight up every day without end right? money would have no meaning.
netflix and chill playboys
[+9] u/Your_brain_smooth: Intel crushes expectations - best I can do -9%
[+9] u/Locke_____Lamora: Look at individual stocks? Not everybody is a boomer
[+9] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Most of mag 7 in bear markets. Lots of AI stocks are down over 40%. That’s why
[+8] u/Apple2o: Female reproductive organs
[+8] u/Snoo_4496: may b the VOO and chill guys r right
[+8] u/drkgla: Willing buyers are currently being sold to at fair market prices.
[+8] u/EnginrA: Just made love to a woman, it was so tender and gentle, we held each other afterwards, basking in the warm afterglow ☀️
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: Cathie wood must feel really good about SPCX
[+7] u/cow_grass: Got a feeling qqq market will be up 1.7% monday
[+7] u/Weekly_One8412: Can’t imagine how bad it must feel for INTC longs to see that +12% pop after earnings only for it to have a -8% day.
A 20% swing dashing all your hopes and dreams.
[+7] u/Outside-Glove-5625: Was there anyone able to make some money today?
[+7] u/omegahustle: can someone non-retarded tell me why MU and DRAM is dumping despite earnings being insane?
What changed?
[+7] u/carcotasu081: I'm getting close to selling everything and cashing out. Bottom is near
[+7] u/Pascal030: 2021 and 2024 were goated years and now we got this shit
[+7] u/violet_evergarden8: I didnt even try to open my port today. Too pussy to look at it.
[+7] u/Ninja_Cooter: Idk about you guys but I’m so ready for the Monday morning rotation back into semis.
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Chat going so fast nobody will know I am extremely homosexual
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Finally stopped myself from over trading and kept my gains
[+7] u/FinallyArt: Can we say now the AI bubble has popped? Been pure shit for the past two months and if even great earnings won't save it, I don't know what will. Getting tired of 5% down days,
[+7] u/092Casey: Rklb is a joke. Literal instant proof of the criminal activity on Wall Street once again.
Air force contract pumps to 74, fair price for its range, then within 2 days drops 11 points without even a V for no reason. Now is lower price than ASTS despite them both hitting 130-150 a month ago.
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: Worst fkn month ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+6] u/kail904: Creamers says it’s not the time to buy, you know what to do next Monday 🤝
[+6] u/aqjingson: It’s so funny seeing mm’s pulling their shenanigans after hours to keep stonks above certain exp price.
[+6] u/Apple2o: How many times can I call someone’s watch fake on r Rolex before I get banned
[+6] u/MeYouThemEveryone: SPCX bag holders T-30mins till launch or generational bags.
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: What horrific fud events await us this weekend
[+6] u/ScrewChaseBank: 🫵🫵🫵 sold out of memory at the bottom and bought the dead cat bounce only to get dumped on today 🤫🤫🤫
[+6] u/One_Guava_3883: SPCX launch in 15 mins
[+6] u/Molmor_: Sls $50+ buyout to save my portfolio please ty
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: r/financialcareers be like: our jobs still matter, how else can retail get access to private markets
Talk about some sad sacks of shit that don’t see the writing on the wall.
[+5] u/thats_justice_baby: Every tech stock is blood red. Spy up 0.09%
[+5] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: What just caused that 50 cent V on spy in 5 seconds?
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: So much for Tesla and Uber going in opposite directions
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Make gas so unaffordable that the average normie cannot afford to drive their car
Offer them cheap robotaxi rides powered by nuclear energy
Know everywhere they go and maintain a surveillance like state by acting like you’re helping
[+5] u/Bluesquare9: Scrolling through the front page of the Times… it’s just all bad news… disease, corruption, war.
[+5] u/HimothyCastagne: Loaded the boat with 750c for Monday and I see rumors of negotiation. Ez money
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: So many stocks at or below their 200 week moving average and SPY barely red.
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Standing in line for açaí bowl and the girl in front of me has the FATTEST ass. COCK AND STOCK. Must. Not. Stare.
[+5] u/guccioli: MU? More like PU. Shit reeks
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: I’m gonna pump 😩
Do not pump 😡
…
I’m gonna puuuuuuuuuuump ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[+5] u/LeadingNASDAQ: Lmao the charts look like 12/1999 dotcom bubble burst, we’re already 30% down so far good stuff fellas. Hanging in well.
[+5] u/bendraw: Sometimes you meet the gal of your dreams, and then scare her off by revealing you’re a total freak. But I suppose it’s better to be open about who you are and true to yourself than pretending to be someone they might like.
This is actually about buying Google calls.
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Im tired of losing money boss
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: What a trash market, I need my money back
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: 10 more seconds for spcx launch
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: OPEN THE HORMUSSY OR WE GOING BANKRUPT SMH
[+5] u/Jedi_Song: Elon Rise: Tsla
Elon Downfall: Spacx
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Any other fellow regards buy calls like me to hold over the weekend? 🚀
[+5] u/bendraw: Whatever happened to Mr. Meeseeks?
[+5] u/firenznguyen: Save WEN part 2 🥴🥴🥴😂😂😂🚀🚀🚀🤪🤪🤪
[+5] u/sylphvanas: I’ve lost most of my life savings to Oracock. Fuck this shit stock
[+5] u/BigPapa9921: If we open monday green I will legally change my name to Mr.Buttfuck
[+5] u/neillson01: Down 25k this week… woops
Cheers Elon 🥂
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Next time meta is above 650 I’m selling. Zero reason to hold this PoS. Probably lower after earnings like usual
[+5] u/malleable7: Hynix earnings Monday, are we cooked
[+5] u/Sick0h: Crazy that the biggest benefactor of 🥭 is the 🌈 🐻
[+5] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Excited for the announcement this week that we've reached a new peace deal and actually Iran can keep the strait because it's lame and we never wanted it anyways or whatever.
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: Looking forward to what new and improved deals await us on Sunday night LMAO
[+5] u/recordthemusic: I mean lower oil prices and a fucking end to the war could do it?
[+5] u/Chrg88: You think that’s old?
[+12] u/FartPolluter: INTC 20% from earnings drawdown is brutal
[+10] u/Moxisxsx: I made multiple dollars while trading today
[+10] u/Moxisxsx: Well after this week of trading I can officially confirm that my life is in a significantly worse state than it was at the start of the week
[+10] u/FelixMumuHex: No you didn’t broke boy
[+9] u/Mysterious-Device-53: The fact that GOOGL closed *slightly* green in the middle of a bloodbath tells me it's going to moon next week
[+9] u/2020isgreat: I'm getting ads for leveraged ETFs lmfao
[+9] u/AugyCeasar: The booster crashed. 13th launch and they still dont have a reusable booster because engines haven't worked.
[+8] u/CMTTrader: Dude watching SPCX after-hours and NASA live feed is the real-life WSB crash game LMAO 🤣
[+8] u/GandalfSwagOff: SpaceX booster just fucking blew up our entire ocean ecosystem. It came in hotter than your mom.
[+8] u/OkBeginning9576: WHICH OF U STINK DICKS REPORTED ME FOR SUICIDE! PROLLY SOME BAGHOLDING MUTARD
[+8] u/kryptonyk: Large natural breasts!
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: mango randomly calling lebron racist is funny af LMAO
[+8] u/puffinnbluffin: Is TSLA finally gonna get repriced after a decade of retardation
[+7] u/myjumboloanapp: Training routine of average META investor:
\- 3 sets of kicks to the nuts until failure
\- 3 sets of 8 reps of drowning in piss
\- 3 sets of crying until failure
\- 3 sets of 12 reps getting hammered in the ass
[+7] u/Franky1324: Even though de SPCX stock is an overpriced POS launching a rocket like this is an engineering marvel.
[+7] u/carrollart: Spcx reminiscent of the Trump coin …
[+7] u/ajibtunes: $100k salary in 1999:
- House
- Two cars
- Kids in good schools
- Vacation every summer
$100k salary in 2026:
- Roommates
[+7] u/Suvvri: Weekend more like wreckend
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: The student protests erupting all over India are crazy
The protestors are straight surrounding the cops and asking (in a disappointed voice) why they aren’t using tear gas and water cannons on them lmao
[+6] u/mousepop321: Sometimes I forget you are all ugly men
[+6] u/Celticsmoneyline: "Apple is just not innovative enough" - your average retarded tech bro
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Alright guys, last weekend of Iranian regime coming up
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Lol serves those dickheads at Nasdaq right for including SPCX in the Nas 100. Those clowns still have MSTR in there too.
[+6] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Maybe rklb could buy out spcx and show em how to not blow up rockets.
[+6] u/OdonsOwn1966: The fact that so many of these are wrong (subjectively, of course), could generate good conversation.
[+5] u/pingoo26: At the end of every trading day before I log off I want the narrator from The Outer Limits to give me a summary and a moral conclusion.
[+5] u/TimeTravelingChris: Starship booster just face planted.
[+5] u/ch33ky_n1nj4: Anyone buying SpaceX puts before earnings?
[+5] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: She leaves me no choice but to goon
[+5] u/Boheed: the vibes are deteriorating
[+5] u/IcyDistance8444: Today ended dangerously low for SOXX almost broke the last trendline before the next big leg down 😬
[+5] u/blindrubberchicken: Crash landing of the booster
[+5] u/noobgiraffe: Why? Booster didn't relight all engines and crashed instead of soft landing in the ocean. Reuse is whole point of starship and they are failing to even properly slow down, forget actually landing them.
This means no booster catch attempt next flight so more money down the drain.
[+5] u/orcassharks: It’s basically over. Semis like AVGO and MRVL will still have some room to run. But SNDK? Fucked
[+5] u/Educational_List_390: Fuck no ur absolutely cooked
[+5] u/nerozz_00: Mbappé hahahaha started watching this wc or what?
[+17] u/AKNJ907: 40, divorced, negative net worth, losing 90% of my portfolio in a week on options - now this is pod racing baby!
[+12] u/Coffeewin: I am in absolute shambles
[+11] u/SpaceXLord: Sam Altman should’ve done that IPO last year. He’s that guy who’s looking for a date at the club after they turn the lights on and told everyone to close their tab.
[+10] u/theprinterison: A guy I work with told me he’s down 33% in SPCX. Told him it’s just the beginning.
[+10] u/Oglifter8336: I’m completely wiped out.
[+8] u/Ltheman00: I smell a whole lot of individuals who will have tax write offs from their leveraged adventures in this room
[+8] u/SomePolack: Life was SO much better before 🥭
Like wow imagine blowing a lead like that for literal fucking memes
[+7] u/Iron-condor-6050: Confession: when I first browsed and skimmed WSB comments, I saw ‘futures’ and 🌽 emoji mentioned a lot, I thought this was a subreddit of gambling farmers.
[+7] u/VeganTurkishBaklava: I have 10 SoaceX calls $140 strike, expiring next week. Any luck?
[+6] u/SpaceXLord: Got in a Uber earlier. The driver looked a lot like the IBM CEO. Got very interested when he started talking quantum computers.
[+6] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: If you aren’t buying into close on a disastrous Friday what are you even doing?
[+6] u/skymagic: after giving up holding overnight positions up 14% for the week just day trading 💪
[+6] u/doortoNarnia: real sad boi hour in here tonight
[+6] u/Plus-Ice-2226: haven’t bought spacex puts cause I know when I buy it, a Martian will be captured and price will skyrocket
[+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: SPCX to 20$. Everyone who tried to ride Elon’s non-functioning dick should lose money.
[+6] u/dol1_: Lost 3 months of income in one single day by holding NBIS shares. I don't even know what to feel at this point.
[+6] u/peelemme: there there, it's past 8 pm. they can't hurt you anymore
[+6] u/Dbestinvest: It’s my Birthday and I’m still broke 😢. Will I ever build wealth
[+6] u/Itchy_Big_7995: I just hate that Michael Burry is being proven right
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: World is better off with a less rich creepy Ellison family.
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: $SPCX just launched a rocket successfully in Florida
[+5] u/HoldUpWoahThere: Look at how they massacred my boy RKLB 😩
[+5] u/llasar17: whens godzilla gonna come snap up that rocket and use it as a cigar
[+5] u/0DTEKing: All BAG7 🤡YTD down except AAPL
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Motley fool is telling you not to buy Oklo. Chat 40 might be the bottom
[https://www.fool.com/investing/2026/07/24/could-2000-in-oklo-stock-today-set-you-up-for-a-dr/](https://www.fool.com/investing/2026/07/24/could-2000-in-oklo-stock-today-set-you-up-for-a-dr/)
[+5] u/No-Most2405: My indian GF just shit on my carpet
[+5] u/ericcc1029: Will the nvidia sk hynix news pump my memory bags on Monday
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: thick shrek bull run from August?
April-May was big shrek
June-July was gayness all around
[+5] u/Apfelmoes_: Eating doritos and drinking merlot from a plastic bottle. Could I BE any more white trash?
[+5] u/JayWhizz007: worst july in 22 years someone please tell our dear fruit mango that
[+5] u/tails2729: Koreans are out here grabbing two hot wires and wanting to become the circuit breaker
[+5] u/somecleverphrase: My 401 is flat since may... i should have took at all out and put it in one 0DTE
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/ftrhgf364 (1W - 2L, 33%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **QQQ** ▲ | $687.80 → $700.00 | +1.8% | 8h | Lost |
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: Anyone got the video of 🥭 collapsing?
[+5] u/ignorant_tomato: I picked a good time to go in on Intel at 115…
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: I get the feeling AMZN is going to get hammered when they announce an increase to CapEx next week.
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Do not click that link guys, no matter how curious you get.
Trust me
[+16] u/Trollzore: Anyone else down like 50% on semis 😎💀
[+13] u/rocier: this week was a real kick in the cunt
[+12] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: "Be greedy when others are fearful." Proceeds to buy .69 share of GOOG
[+11] u/Any_Influence_8305: Wow what a reality check, those VOO and chill dudes are onto something. Cashed out and put it all in SPY
Is what I'd say if I wasn't an absolute degenerate regard who belongs here
[+9] u/-0x00000000: Love you guys. Y’all really make my day sometimes.
Cheers 🍻 from Germany. Have a great weekend. ❤️
[+9] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: (Former) Millionaire
[+9] u/MooseyGoosey69: Jarvis remove the sell button
[+9] u/plzplzplztendies: And they said July was bullish.
[+9] u/ImOnTheBus: I mop up the jizz at a porno store
[+8] u/zuziannka: Dude are we pumping on Monday?
[+8] u/ChampagnePapi-: i fucking hate being broke, all my shit is so fucking down, hate being unemployed but WTF am i gonna do. can't even enjoy the weekend man.
[+8] u/Due-Information-6277: It has been the longest month ever.
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: If I had 1 million dollars, I would yolo half on a single play
[+8] u/31andnotdone: you ever have a great day with everything and then the sun goes down and you remember you're alone forever
[+8] u/mandoslambo: I fucking hate my job. They banned forklift jousting at the warehouse under the pretext of “Safety”.
Whats next!? Its no jousting today, soon it will be no masterbating tomorrow. Everyday we move away from being a free nation.
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: If you’re reading this, you’re a big strong boy
[+8] u/Final_Ad9418: start of the reversal bull rally bruh
[+8] u/Personal-Escape-7236: Sk hynix could have 2300% increases in revenue and 98% profit margins and memory would tank 14%.
[+7] u/darkspherei: imagine voting for this clown show
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: My portfolio has essentially only gone down since June 4th… whoever said “just hold and be patient was lying.”
Hundreds of stocks are down 30-60% in the last 6 weeks and gains from the start of the year are either wiped out completely or now in the red or back to levels from last July.
Having diamond hands the last two months has only been a huge disaster and wiped out 30% of my port balance.
The sad thing is, it’s for sure going lower as tariffs and this pretend war escalate… yet i still wont sell cuz now everything is basically in the red anyway.
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: The loss porn pleases me.
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Wait until you find out the whole market is a ponzi scheme
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: Had 2nd or 3nd worst week of trading.
See you Monday.
[+6] u/jdfan51: My semi port halfed its self in two days
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Make America Green Again
[+6] u/siggap: 🥭 obviously has never played civ
[+6] u/Fancy_Goat685: I want to thank the BOLS today for my put printing. I can now skip the weekend behind the Wendy's dumpster for the first weekend in a long time.
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: This dude is gonna ramble about sex robots until memory hits ATH lmao
[+5] u/Stugatz27: Did mango actually collapse like a house of cards or is AI slop trying to edge me
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Hanging out with a girl right now and she’s not really looking at me. Good sign or bad
[+5] u/zuziannka: Americans need to start using bidet you guys smell like shit all that perfume not gonna help
[+5] u/upvz: if someone looks back on this day in the future they will just see s&p closed green. they won't see the destruction underneath.
[+5] u/zuziannka: What are the chances we pumping on Monday?
[+5] u/neal_73: Who is buying SNDK now?
[+5] u/Soossaaaa: I think we're going to chop next few weeks and then magically moon. smart move is to start buying in names you want to hold long term
[+5] u/overcomecome: this is just a simulation - none of you are real
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: `sudo systemctl disable nvidia-suspend`
`sudo systemctl disable nvidia-resume`
`sudo systemctl disable nvidia-hibernate`
[+5] u/spendology: Man, lots of put buying throughout the day. Guess that means a Green Monday. 🤕
[+5] u/Dry-Product-9601: What if instead of investing we start an infinite Ponzi scheme (with me at the top)
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Looking grim in Elon land as spcx analysts suddenly realize launching tubes into space with explosions can cause explosions.
[+5] u/big_chestnut: lost $3k this afternoon, I went short during the final push up and went long during the whole drop. On monday I'm flipping a fucking coin and either making it all back or filing chapter 7. The market is not getting one over me, no way.
[+11] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: "Iran wants a deal"
i dunno, sounds like taco wants a deal
[+9] u/Piper_Chub: Not gonna be active on WSB tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless WSB degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand).
[+8] u/niceee_guyyy: Weekend is really just one day. Sunday you are already thinking about what do you have to do at work on Monday
[+8] u/Fantastic_Mongoose_4: I have taken multiple loans out to buy calls on MU when it's down 5 percent... EVERY SINGLE TIME it never recovers and drops 10 percent. 0DTE of course. I'm now in stupid debt. Just need to say it and I can't admit to anyone in real life. I know I have a problem.
[+7] u/DarkoDokkan: All i know for META, Amazon, and Microsoft. Its going dump, so load your puts its free money.
[+7] u/jyohnyb: Iran has defeated qqq
[+7] u/NotRllytho: Bad. He’s texting his boyfriend bearhunter
[+6] u/Dependent-Capital532: Any hold spy puts over weekend🙋🏻♂️
[+6] u/zjz: :dance: If you don't see a dancing pepe emoji, you should use the live chat. Click the gold chat button on the bottom right of the dashboard.
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: This 🤡 talking about a room renovation instead of pumping MU
[+6] u/jyohnyb: Mods are asleep. Post dividend plays
[+6] u/ChemistLeading3484: You berrorists better fear Monday. You’re getting too comfortable.
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: Despite the war in iran this guy has never bombed harder.
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: This dude is fluent is yappanese, saying so much but also absolutely nothing
[+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Yanbu was just hit by ballistic missiles. I hope you were all long oil.
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: This dude name calls like an elementary school bully in an early 2000s movie
[+6] u/Thetimeisnow411: The good news is, value stocks are boring and the market wont stay there for long and will eventually pile back into growth.
Let's just hope Trump tacos over the weekend.
[+5] u/neotank35: entered a position in rare earths on thursday. dropped 7% today. my timing is terrible as usual.
[+5] u/DarkoDokkan: Intel drop 8% lol figures Nana will come back for her gains
[+5] u/Poor_Life-choices: Lets be real, you havent had girls over previously ans its not looking like thats going to change any time soon.
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: caitlin clark got the key & peele presidential handshake from obama
that's fantastic
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: i wonder if my neighbors will get mad if i make my own milorganite in my back yard
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Bers are watermelon heads
[+5] u/HeadBig6575: $100 lottery tickets ? Ticker strike, date please.
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: paper hand contest
memory bros vs tesler bros
[+5] u/Nervous-Sky2414: He's not even trying to be funny. He's just firebombing them. lol
[+5] u/Grand-Can-2544: I really hope this is the end of
[+5] u/Az_az_zel: https://preview.redd.it/7c1io6n9fafh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=906ef1817b7d660423ede64e9ad467fc150e015f
[+5] u/Cpryus: what gross ass price action to fk over retail, fk u algos
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: Need an ez 2x Monday
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: Someone reassure me apld smashes earnings monday and runs like 30%
[+5] u/CasherburyTales: I can’t remember what I did 2 days ago but I can still recite Wu Tang’s entire fist album from memory
[+5] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: Worth buying big on $CELH? Looks oversold
[+5] u/SpaceXBear: No new strikes tonight because they saving the big one for the weekend
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: 🥭 said if you want to make money, buy magnet stocks… yet here I am up 300% on MP puts
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: Why didn’t anyone say this shit would go down
[+10] u/SxeySteve: We were so close to avoiding this bullshit, but it hit his ear and now we're all fucked.
[+10] u/nvidia69420: Mango currently “talking” to Iran rn just 2 more weeks guys fr!!
[+10] u/mr_stupid_face: Houthis and the Blow Fish went from soft rock in the 90s to now bombing shit.
Thanks Obama
[+9] u/_Clit-Commander_: So hyper green dildo Monday morning for no reason other than stocks only go up?
[+9] u/kinkyhentai69: Bears out in full force only for sunday futes to open flat
[+9] u/kal14144: A major Saudi refinery is on fire and everyone expects a major escalation.
Calls it is.
[+9] u/TranzitBusRouteB: wow they did what they’re supposed to do, time to pump it to $2 Trillion valuation again
[+8] u/stefanmarkazi: Did he just call the new ayatollah gay?!
[+8] u/iFuckTinderHoes: Did oil already price in Saudi oil export destruction?
[+8] u/Bizonistic: Mango just announced he is running for 4th term LOL.
[+7] u/oliver2022: monke just wants to go back 3 weeks and cash out.
I thought 🥭 was regarded but not this regarded.
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Sandisk is way overpriced, no one needs that many thumb drives. I predict at least a 50% decline from current levels
[+6] u/SpunkySprinkle: So I just learned that right now there are 650 million tradable shares of SpaceX. By the end of the year there’s going to be about 8.6 BILLION WITH A FUCKING B tradable shares. I need someone smarter than myself to tell me just how low that stock is going to go.
[+6] u/shaa1034: I never knew I’d miss Joe
[+6] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: My MU 1000c went to shit. Hospital bills are piling up. Bought 550c for AMAT bitches.
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: "It's my first time Sonic so go slow."
"Sorry babe but I'm Sonic, I only go fast."
[+6] u/user_nombre_: Knock knock… Houthis?
[+5] u/spwath: Gambling in the hsa lol (I gamble in my IRA)
[+5] u/Standard-Top-5942: Serous question: I thought some of these tariffs were illegal according to thje Supreme Court?
[+5] u/HaoBianTai: Those were tariffs imposed under executive order using an obscure law. These are new tariffs imposed via EO using a *different* obscure law.
So it will have to be litigated again, later, and entirely differently.
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Practicing my belle Delphine smile for when I ultimately lose everything and have to sell feet pics to bears
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Call me crazy but I think investing a small amount of your port into some Chinese stocks may be a play. Those guys are cunning and cooking something
[+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Wen next "peace agreement"?
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: I hope everyone sold. So we can begin the pump.
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: everything is a bluff. all the air refuelers they landed over there. they can't really do anything meaningful to Pickaxe Mountain anyway. TACO this weekend.
[+5] u/Silver-Bullfrog9879: I made such a shit-ton on AAPL today that it kind of made my whole summer. I was down pretty big most of the week and avoiding the urge to panic sell. Glad I didn't.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: I haven't even checked INTC today. It should still be up about +1-2% at least right?
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#LMAO
[+5] u/solidsneeze: your mom has reached max Q
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Imagine doing anal, and your hoe got cyclospora
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Just ate some lettuce. Am I cooked?
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Did yall see the guy who lost it all on RKLB on twitter and now there is a go fund me up for him?
[+5] u/MarthaJulietta: Went from up 5k at 3:40 to -400 by close.
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Just saw an old white guy play knuck if you buck on a xylophone and now im ready to fight the next person who look at me funny
[+19] u/SoldToOpen: My wife told me I'm the cheapest guy in the world, but I'm not buying it
[+13] u/SoldToOpen: A dwarf friend of mine got pickpocketed recently. He couldn't believe that anyone could stoop so low.
[+13] u/IndependentUsual7444: Life is just staring at a screen
[+12] u/SoldToOpen: What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear? Just a paranormal jeans
[+10] u/DandadanAsia: [A South Korean court has ordered Chey Tae-won, the chair of AI chipmaker SK Hynix, to pay more than $640mn to his former wife, capping a decade-long legal battle billed in the country as the 'divorce of the century'.](https://www.ft.com/content/3933afd1-0564-46c8-a9fc-b77f9d9c689c?syn-25a6b1a6=1)
[+10] u/D1finalboss: Just walked past some dude playing with his meat missal inside his car. Guess he couldn’t wait until he got home from Arby’s
[+10] u/BullPropaganda: Fun fact
Reddit mods are oil based creatures while most creatures are water based
[+9] u/_3470: bros on monday i asked the cute new girl at work to come to the function with me and she said yes. yesterday she said she was looking forward to it and today she cancelled on me the day of. is it over? also my port died today so shits not going well
[+9] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Don't know what the world is coming to. I can't even crank hog in the privacy of my own car any more without some weirdo peering in through the windscreen
[+8] u/crony_capitalist_: There are no sports on except golf. Wtf
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: All this time i been masturbating the wrong way
[+8] u/SoldToOpen: I used to wear glasses in math class because my optometrist said it would help with division
[+8] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Young men are sent to war when inflation spikes to prevent unrest
We fabricate wars as a solution.
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Looks like the houthis have hit aramco refineries. There's a video floating of it on fire
[+6] u/i_simp_f: Did you mangle your whole face when you fell out of heaven
[+6] u/Independent-Egg9086: Does US have assisted suicide like Canada?
[+6] u/ActivatingEMP: Yanbu is getting clobbered, 4th wave
[+6] u/xShiftfaced: Remember it’s never too late. Unless the market is closed, then it’s too late.
[+6] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: And yall thought there would be peace in the Middle East over the weekend smh
[+5] u/nordik1: down 27% on the month and i was up 16% 24 days ago
i haven’t changed any positions at all in that time. shares only
sponsored by 🥭
at least i sold MRVL at the top
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Are they going to pretend
Mitch isn't dead till the election deadline passes?
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: https://www.reddit.com/r/oil/s/HzZ0xkNYiA
[+5] u/patricktu1258: I am not fucking selling. Selling is for pussies.
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Heard a car blasting anaconda . Nostalgic
[+5] u/InvincibleRoman: you cant trust the news headlines... they come out when the circuit breaker hits.
[+5] u/madvillain21: I made money today maybe I’m not a loser
[+5] u/Open_Waltz6902: 🥭 said Jordan > lebron. How do I short lebron 76er jerseys?
[+5] u/diefy7321: Have we tried dropping leaflets of propaganda in Tehran claiming the new ayatollah gey asf? Lmfaoo
[+5] u/NativePlant870: are ya winning son? 👴🏻
[+5] u/ACiD_80: TSM good earnings: falls of a cliff
INTC good earnings: falls of a cliff
Time to step away.
[+5] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: market dont bottom on friday
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: My farmers market sent me an email saying "🌽 Season Is Coming!" What do they know?
[+5] u/Lopez0889: I did but then I didn't
[+5] u/Fatt-Elvis: The ending of Field of Dreams still gets me every single time
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Odyssey was 7/10 for not giving Brad Pitt a cameo appearance.
[+5] u/Extreme-Island-5041: TACO TUESDAY, TACO TUESDAY, TACO TUESDAY!!
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Did they just close the gibralter strait
[+11] u/TntFireball22: Today I called the gambling addiction hotline and they told me I wasn't a gambler but instead an investor
[+10] u/BestTrader69420: I was told semi calls are free money glitch 😩
[+10] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: # LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I DID NOT GET THE JOB AT FRUIT LOOPS. MY BODY IS NOW YOUR COMMUNION. PLEASE, EAT FROM ME.
[+9] u/AdCritical5383: They’re out there eating the gay frogs and you’re just sitting there jorkin it.
[+8] u/Boomflag13: Oil is going to pop Monday regards. A facility of Saudi Aramco just got blown up.
[+7] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Can’t sleep. Please send big booty Latina
[+7] u/Ill-Ad1603: So everybody expects Microsoft to dump hard post earnings right? This is exactly the kind of sentiment what we need for it to rip to 450.
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: Just came here to mention >!🫲PENIS🫱!<
[+7] u/NBNC2: I'm at the hospital waiting and realizing older woman are crazy. They will talk about whoever and whatever within a 19m distance with no concern about who hears them. I just got called good eye candy wtf
[+7] u/king_of_all_retards: Why the fuck I keep opening broker app every 2 seconds?
Market is closed
[+7] u/FinishWarm1746: respekt deeze nuts nerd
[+6] u/yayahi: Bear porn: buying semis in 2000 gave you a roughly 80% loss 8 years later.
One could dream bruh. I wonder if we ever get a bear market longer than a year lol
[+6] u/txnoodle: Making 300%> but having a triple digit account <
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Brother let the second part die
[+6] u/Saeonic: Bro putting my f5 key out of business.
[+5] u/0201037464793921170: The companies SAY and PROVE they’re buying semiconductors and the same semi companies continue to sell off? It’s so deranged!
[+5] u/kdestroyer1: I have 4k in GOOG 322.5-330c weeklies and 8.5k in GOOG Sep 360c. It's literally 100% of my money I have $1 buying power left
I either recover my money here or buy some insane amounts of alcohol next week.
[+5] u/TntFireball22: Idk what's worse, being a bag holder or having blue balls
[+5] u/Boraximus: Good morning eurochads
[+5] u/Amsnyc007: AI investors rotating to crypto spells our doom☠️
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Not enjoying this expansion pack of stocks only go down
[+5] u/2Frum4U: If you’re not rich or attractive, right now, at this very moment, you’re not gonna make it.
There are no more bets to place.
[+5] u/zlordbeats: heh heh only 30 more years of working for corporations how great 🤠
[+5] u/SoloDragonGT: This is getting tiring lol but diamond hands
[+5] u/LemurLord: You really have to hand it to Trump, his clandestine strategy in shifting humanity off of fossil fuels and onto renewables is quite the genius play. He's really doing his best to combat global warming and democratize energy by attacking Iran.
[+5] u/visionarymind: I’ve fallen into a slump of not finishing vidyas 😪
Need to put time into 007 First Light, First Berserker Khazan, & Ghost of Yotei
I’m becoming a 🅱️👴🧓Ⓜ️📧®️
[+13] u/Mud_Hat41: Feels different this time. This is start of bear market. People fed up with 🥭 bs
[+10] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Either +5% or -5% next week. Nothing in between
[+10] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: $MSFT is going to report $32 billion in profit next week, then the stock will be delisted.
[+10] u/RegardedJensen: 🥭would not be able to point out Iran on the map..I guarantee it
[+9] u/NoAbbreviations1653: Bro trump come on stop the war please
[+8] u/WallyWally12345: Are we dead yet and living in a simulation?
[+8] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Every time I see “AI Capex” my brain, for a split second, sees “Al Capone”
[+8] u/OwnObject8163: Who else has to shave their earlobes for random hairs
[+6] u/leshermes: We are currently living the WW3 timeline folks, it’s the fight for the New World Order.
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: More people ruin themselves buying houses they can´t afford than go broke on 0dte. Let that sink in.
[+5] u/leshermes: https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2080899480971296927
Yemen’s Houthis successfully struck Saudi Aramco’s Jazan oil refinery overnight, the first Houthi attack on a Saudi refinery complex in 4 years.
[+5] u/wattap: No strikes on Iran tonight = peace talks going well
[+5] u/TreGet234: Corsair just been a straight line up despite all the madness.
[+5] u/Diguojigood: kospi going to pump hard on monday on those fat lomg term deals. Leak more deals like that and they are going to re-rate memory real soon.
now waiting for a peace deal so my calls print
[+5] u/Striker_Game: orcl shit.. will it drop further
[+5] u/Flat_Scientist8214: people still think this dip is about the war. It's just the regular rug pull from the market after fattening y'all up for slaughter.
"Oh you thought optics were gonna cure cancer or something?" folks buying AAOI at 230 and now is sub 100.
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I picked the wrong god damn portfolio and watch list. Never in my life have I ever seen so much red. Day after day, week after week, month after month.
I suck.
[+5] u/thatdude845: Let’s fucking class it up in here. These comments are training the next gen LLM slopbots
[+5] u/cryptohorn: My bro u/ChungWuEggwua loves cousin Rachel and I think that's OK!
[+5] u/ChungWuEggwua: She has a 🅱️oyfriend my bro 🅱️rypto.😔 He is business analyst at a top firm. I can’t compete with that. 😢
[+5] u/YTLupo: The way he laughed was fucking weird
[+5] u/definatelynotme321: I wouldn’t say my port is risk adjusted
[+5] u/solariac: ASTS short printing. Fraud ass company going to $2.
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Oil drops after 13th night strike and there is no 14th night strike HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Just had Thai food and now the ole anus is ready to blast
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: It's amusing dealing with "latency problems" in the LLM wrappers at work
Using Cerebras-hosted models would instantly make us faster than all competitors (250ms to first token, and stupidly high throughput). Even if the model comes out slightly dumber, sometimes "fast but roughly correct" is more important than "correct but it takes ages to get the answer".
Seriously debating becoming a CBRS bagholder. Investors probably don't realize LLMs still run at "dial-up speed", meanwhile Cerebras already has models running at "broadband speed", so to speak.
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: 90% are borderline that or on their way
[+16] u/FGoobs: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+14] u/Wapmen: Next week will be so volatile: FOMC meeting, SK Hynix, MSFT, META, AMZN earnings, Iran, tariffs lol.
No point to predict the price action. Don't forget to sell at every rip
[+14] u/Trashpanda7193: I’ve accepted my fate that this will just continue to go sideways with pumps and dumps cancelling each other out for the next 6 months.
[+9] u/Snoo-36555: i have sex so much in my dreams, but not that much in real life
[+9] u/idontmisstwice: Intel selling off really fked up my shares and options. Friday paaaaain
If Monday opens it up at $100+
I’ll never trade options again and turn on margin
[+9] u/tandoori_taco_cat: oh no the AI has become sentient and wrong
[+9] u/Kind-Platform-1294: "Samsung Elec, SK Group seal $950 billion deals as South Korea hosts AI powers"
https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/samsung-elec-sk-group-seal-950-billion-deals-as-south-korea-hosts-ai-powers-4812752
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: Looking forward to the August 8th WallStreetBets wife-swapping event. Just need to get a wife
[+7] u/danyallah_: I wish my parents didn’t give birth to me when I was 0
[+6] u/Whatevs56: Ran out of missiles again
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Some of you belong to r/TrueCryptozoology
[+6] u/BFox1982: I wish my mother didn't send me to Michael Jackson's house when I was 5.
[+6] u/b3rkolas: Why girls are gold digging hard? I told her that my shares printed and now she tries harder in bed
[+6] u/Horcsogg: There is no need to tell anyone you know that you got gains. Its not worth it.
[+5] u/BlueDAuvergne: Its funny because you guys are losing money nonstop lol and you keep coming back
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: I NEED TO PIVOT MY PORT FROM SEMIS ANY ADVICES?!
[+5] u/Overswagulation: I bought jan 2027 asts $100 calls
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: Zuckerberg is so desperate for a pump he's actually going to guide for reduced capex. then he's gonna shit his diaper when $META does an instant -14% anyway.
[+5] u/stellarlunarr: Very much appreciate every stock I own taking a shit today. Except SCHD. 🫡
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: are aliens real?!!?!?!?!?
[+5] u/Internal-Hand-4705: Get out of here asmongold, don’t you have OF girls to rent?
[+19] u/RyFba: My dad worked at INTC for over a decade, held through the lows and then sold it all at $141. I'm so proud
[+16] u/peterpeer9: Chatgpt is down. guess i'll finally talk to my bitch wife
[+16] u/No-Put2311: It’s kinda crazy 🥭 still has a following. More damning on them than anyone else tbh
[+15] u/peterpeer9: I just realized i'm like the hot girl with fat friends
I'm not rich but compared to the people I hang out with, yes
[+15] u/1337Scott: Why oil dropping so bad just now
[+13] u/Abe2025: Too much good news in the Ai world which means puts
[+13] u/pussy_ass_licking: A hot girl delivered my Uber Eats order. Bottom is in
[+12] u/kenathen: this is going to pump so hard
[+12] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: it really infuriates me that after a 2 hour Claude session it comes back with "I have to level with you, i was wrong" and pretty much i wasted 2 hours of my time, how is AI making me more productive
[+11] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: USO puts could be generational
[+11] u/fartpooppee420: bruh the iranians and houthis be playing ranked and we're stuck in quick play
[+11] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy hit the bottom yesterday. Only up from here
[+10] u/Altair82: I liked one cute dog pic on Facebook and now the past week my feed is full of AI slop dog pages that are obviously aimed at boomers.
It's like they actively want people to stop using the app. My feed is useless now.
[+10] u/RegardEngineer: I’ve been promoted this week from investor to community member… A promotion is not always a good thing.
[+10] u/_IsNull: US asking for a ceasefire when market is closed isn’t on my bingo list.
[+9] u/NakedPatrick: Signs point to green on Monday
[+9] u/ZaraBloom418: Reddit impressed me. Someone took over my account and Reddit locked it immediately and emailed me.
The hacker logged in and tried to change the email address. Dawg, who’s list am I on😭
[+9] u/gopoohgo: Stuck getting car maintenance at 745 am.
Holy shit there are a lot of other losers here with me
[+9] u/avsfan0829: Iran has the US by the nuts. 🍊 will pretend there is a peace deal in order to save face, but the whole world knows that the US is losing
[+9] u/Vimes76: Your puts r fuk courtesy of 🥭 overlord
[+9] u/TakeThatBro: I will not lose money today 🥳
[+9] u/forevergooon: Im in Portugal all alone, came for 12 days so I can stop smoking weed too. Very depressing couple mornings. Like, I don't feel like myself and can barely eat. Not even sure what I wanna do, just kind of wandering around and taking pictures. Freedom is very nice, but i still find a lack of purpose in my solo travels. I'm also not trying to have sex with locals or anything, I have a girl at home. So I quit marijuana to pick up alcohol?
[+8] u/MaleficentPlate9104: I have to cut up like 600 board feet of lumber today. At least I have edibles
[+8] u/KevinLevrone1329: Is a family reunion a good place to meet girls?
[+8] u/Soy_tu_papi_: Forget these AI ipos. I want a chick fil a ipo
[+8] u/ManonFire1224: I’ve decided I’m not touching any stock Burry mentions. Either long or short. It’s exhausting fighting manufactured sentiment
[+8] u/Useful_Donut6789: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a margin call
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: *me turning 15k to -150k down*
😢😭
[+8] u/KaladinRS: My portfolio is made up of asts, rklb, msft and btc. I don’t think I could have picked worse investment. I’ve had a horrible few months.
[+8] u/Pigs0nTheWing: The good news for all the bag holders is that with inflation, $1,000 today will be worth $50 in thirty years, so maybe we'll all break even before we die.
[+8] u/BoolTwentyFourSeven: Iran's capacity to rebuild a totally obliterated military in days needs to be studied
[+8] u/Wunder_Bred: his last truth post... lmao
[+8] u/cbusoh66: How many times have we totally and completely obliterated Iran's military so far???
[+8] u/Blownofftheblock: You can say it regardless no one cares
[+7] u/Just_Function_7040: Seems like everybody’s on puts with more bloodshed predicted on Monday. That said, and after few days of intense selling, coupled with overconfidence from bears, I hereby pronounce thick green matter flowing freely on Monday. Markets don’t like these levels of exuberance
[+7] u/Leather_Floor8725: Bulls about to win the fell for it again award
[+7] u/EveningComplex8258: always genuinely shocked by how many people on here are just straight up not using stops
[+7] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: Damn they got ads on prime video wtf
[+7] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Bulli bulli, bulli bulli, bulli bullish, beari beari, beari beari, beari bearish. Bull bull bull ishbull ish ish ish bullish bearish ishbear. Cash gang, gang cash. Put put put, call call call, put call, call put. Korean Kopsi leverage.
[+7] u/National-Kick-4420: Open the casino you crazy bastards
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Theta is fucking today
[+7] u/Cockballzz: Why am I reading all this it's counterproductive
[+7] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: All bark, no bite, begging for a ceasefire, 🥭 embarrassing.
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: He's doing everything he can to taco.
https://x.com/i/status/2081000581074678266
[+7] u/Big_Debt_7442: I just got assigned to remove the uranium from Iran. Gig pays 12 an hour
[+7] u/lipmanz: Does anyone remember how in the 80s and 90s there was all this focus on the meaning of life and factories being soulless careers and eventually around 2000 you had these pop culture things like fight club and the matrix where having a comfortable life was thought of as mindless materialism and yuppyism? Inflation sure cured that societal ailment
[+7] u/Curious-Bird-8159: My zoo of pets suck up all my cash
[+7] u/TheBigEasyOK: Guys I was traveling and lost internet and wasn’t able to sell my itm 950 mu puts on Friday im now short mu how fucked am I Monday morning?
[+7] u/Numerous_Put4717: come on, there are tons of ugly women out there and we all know they try harder in bed than the pretty ones
[+7] u/Super-Solution-2627: Elon Musk should have an account on here just for sharing loss porn. $850B in unrealized losses spcx and tsla
[+7] u/Revolutionary_Cap490: Mag 7 still holding up 75% of market. Rotation holding up market
https://preview.redd.it/mrro2es75efh1.png?width=446&format=png&auto=webp&s=e774c7805d6f4574a5080e1c3efad1923a673f87
[+6] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: Can we get a peace deal? I need to sell my DRAM
[+6] u/ApprehensivePop5159: Idk guys, datacenters being classified as military operations sounds bullish to me
[+6] u/Jerikolol: Buy halo campaign evolved, the re-remake of halo1
[+6] u/Both-Option-2015: so fucking boared im betting on chicago's weather
[+6] u/Slabbed1738: What's the source of this rumor?
[+6] u/Samjabr: In much the same way cell phone companies used to charge for minutes and even texts (Dating myself), it appears that AI tokens are likely to race to the bottom, with a value reflecting commoditization.
The only thing that seems partially immune (for now) is compute and hilariously enough, the commodity, electricity.
[+6] u/austincathelp: Iran and the houthis literally dunking on us
[+6] u/CalRippedken: What you gonna buy with that $36?
[+6] u/peterpeer9: i know a guy who was a bum for 27 years and decided to change his life before he turned 30
so he quit drinking, finished college, got a real job and started maxing his 401k
he’s still a bum but now he’s 36
[+6] u/YogurtclosetMajor323: was up 120% this year on my meme port to now down 30% AFTER I stopped playing options and switched to only shares. Thanks Elon[](https://emojipedia.org/saluting-face)
[+6] u/Icy_Dig_3343: Bet on Red or Black next?
Edit: Sorry calls or puts for Monday?
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Saw an article with the title "Can Trump accounts actually close the wealth gap?". Lololol, naw dog those accounts are to get kids hooked early on throwing their cash into the market casino with dreams of it making them rich so MMs can fleece them for more over their lifetime.
[+6] u/lipmanz: Why does ChatGPT keep saying I’ve reached my limit instead of downgrading my version , anyone else?
[+6] u/PowerSpecialist8700: There's a rat in my room
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: so how bout that BEEKEND BASDAQ🫴
[+5] u/avsfan0829: BREAKING: The United States has reportedly proposed a temporary ceasefire with Iran and is seeking a return to the previous Memorandum of Understanding, with discussions also expected to include Yemen, according to sources.
The proposal comes as Washington looks for an off-ramp after days of escalating military exchanges across the region. However, Iran is reportedly unlikely to accept the latest U.S. offer, with sources indicating Tehran remains unwilling to return to negotiations under the current conditions.
>pathetic showing from the US
[+5] u/zerowaitestate: Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
[+5] u/Wunder_Bred: i bought puts before close for monday expecting the east to escalate....
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: 🌮 = GOOGL +5% Monday
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[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Are your puts fucked? 👆
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: can intel perhaps double on monday, thatd be cool.
[+5] u/Xerlic: I just need a dead cat bounce on Monday. Even a little one is fine.
[+5] u/Jerikolol: I wish my parents didnt have unprotected doggystyle sex 9 months before I was born.
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: So what if msft and amzn tank and xom and cvx rip next week on earnings???? Are the bulls fukd??
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: AI doomers are back in the podcast sphere saying "AI WILL TAKE US OVER". They had a 3 month break when it was pumping...
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: remember that time people said retail investor flows had an effect on markets?
That was hilarious 😂
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: What about amzn anyone holding that bag??
[+5] u/StandardDot5115: lots of bearish longposting on wsb today
back to ath we go
[+5] u/haze_from_deadlock: The chicken banana salad is just weird, man
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: I don’t want to get out of bed but I gotta poo so bad 😩