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[+16] u/D1finalboss: The user above me has no problem taking a shit with the door open
[+16] u/guccioli: I can stay delusional longer than the market can remain irrational
[+12] u/king_of_all_retards: Please go back to break even I promise I wont do that mistake anymore
[+11] u/yourgirl696969: MU gonna skyrocket today
[+11] u/king_of_all_retards: Why is everyone so bullish today? What has changed simce yesterday?
[+10] u/sergenolie: Microsoft pumping meaning we’re going to dump
[+10] u/Foremole_of_redwall: It’s been a fucking month of slow bleeding. We need just get through the rest of July without any more wars, rockets exploding, or missed earnings and all pinky promise to try harder in August.
[+9] u/No_Decision_5246: If MU is red, I buy gratefully because of the discount.
If MU is flat, I buy gracefully because it's the calm before the green storm.
If MU is green, I buy confidently because the green storm has begun.
[+9] u/schokonickchen: Meta and Amzn bagholders. Let's be real we're so cooked.
We will be back to flat for 2 years in 1 week after earnings🏴☠️🏴☠️
[+9] u/08vk: PUTS ON SPCX TODAY WE REACH $100
[+8] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Ok so averaging down DRAM was not the play
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: Eurorich certainly think today should be green
[+8] u/astromouse2024: Another share buying day
Then next week we get some more market manipulation to get the market rallying again
[+7] u/CosecSecCot: Once the ceasefire tweets start we're going to rocket to 800.
[+7] u/guccioli: At the end of the day, I was never in it for the money. What a gift it is to be alive
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: When your positions start to negatively affect how you feel and how you interact with people thats when you know youre way too deep into it and need to take a week off.
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Imma say it. Permaber fuk today. Glad I bought some calls before close.
[+6] u/_Chadl_: Can someone reassure me my goog 7/24 380c have a chance
[+6] u/Internal-Hand-4705: Guys not to brag but I earned 3 cents today in uninvested cash interest so i’m doing better than most of you
[+6] u/Weekly_Lingonberry22: Going to throw 3k usd on 0dte 699 QQQ calls. I'm sick and tired of this market.
[+5] u/Independent-Use-228: Copilot overnight report. Accra received 5.5 inches of rain. That's lower than the cash crop producing regions. Over 12 hours. That's a lot of rain. The cocoa crop and cocoyam crops will be ruined. Calls on corn and soybean oil.
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: meta does the random +30% rallies in 2 weeks then it gets all sold off in again in the next week. i got baited the third time now holding my calls
[+37] u/Infinite-Anybody204: With all these downvotes hiding comments. No one will see I like kissing dudes
[+27] u/unarmed_fish: Downvote if you have BIG DICK
[+27] u/justinj627: Donald can you please just fucking chill for the rest of the year holy fuck
[+20] u/KittyLover-7: 2nd year of this guys market is so ass
[+18] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Gay used to mean happy. Im bringing it back, im going to tell people im gay (happy) as hell, starting with my dad
[+17] u/No-Improvement3164: I bought a dividend stock last week that pays 7%. My shares are now down 9% in a week. Too much winning.
[+15] u/kemar7856: If you're one of these people that make thank you letters on LinkedIn and fucking announcing your dumb ass certificate you're fucking lame
[+15] u/brute-forced: God damn elon sounds like a drug addicted tard
[+14] u/Illustrious_Job1951: She's a 5, but she's responsible with credit cards
[+13] u/Saltysunbro: We are one taco away from the biggest bull run
[+13] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The scam pump on fake headlines arrived right on time
[+12] u/silverfutes: Hooked up with a hot ex from 20yrs ago, she’s a little older, but those big fake ham hockers haven’t budged an inch.
[+12] u/jerome-yellen: Shorting oil yesterday was the most obvious and easiest trade ever, that's why I didn't
[+12] u/TipEmpty8429: Remember boomer times when a company met or exceeded earnings expectations and the stock went up? Now if they beat, stock goes down a lot and if they miss it goes down mega lot
[+12] u/Weak-Equal-9084: i have never senn all my life two red in a row, so i think its calls, guys
[+11] u/Silver-Musician3462: Cant wait for midterms for 🥭🥭 to leave
[+11] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: I don’t want a pump, i NEED a pump
[+11] u/Bichael-Murry: INTC - The pump that never happened
[+11] u/ThanksDependent1001: Can we all just do some old school WSB and find a shorted to fuck stock or hole in the wall stock, pump it up, fuck the hedgies, and get a good ol circuit breaker.
[+11] u/tryingtohitchall: Just a random algo pump for 10 seconds at excatly 8
[+11] u/Own-Recipe5908: Elon/Elon cultists angwry.
[+10] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: Fake tits just don't do it for me anymore.
[+10] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: I smell green by open
[+10] u/Bam2458: Feels like another red day. Hopefully I’m wrong.
[+10] u/BFox1982: Up premarket, down at open as is tradition.
[+10] u/radljostxx: Some days I just look at my potential and waste it anyway
[+10] u/queenofcowboys: My port is…green? Is this correct?
[+10] u/ClaudesSexBot: Did you have a stroke bud? Should I call a medic?
[+9] u/j0ven_: Its like people forgot about the executive order that you cant get 2 red days in a row by law
[+9] u/PalpateMe: International economic crisis coming soon and I’m a bull
[+9] u/DipSniper69: I do not care how we end today. Going 100% cash for the weekend. market has become absolute shit to trade.
[+9] u/AgentBlackwell: Is it possible SPCX powers it’s starships with the tears of duped “investors”?
[+9] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I for one welcome the Friday bull trap before a horrific weekend of war and oil fud
[+9] u/TipEmpty8429: Power pre hour in 6 mins. Hold on, going to be a ride
[+9] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: who the fuck is Max Pain and why is he ruining everyone's day
[+9] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Market is pricing in a tariff taco as we speak
[+8] u/amanj41: What the fuck is SPY doing
[+8] u/Hot_Sacks: If you think dump, it’ll pump. And vice versa.
The only consistent way to beat the market is to huff massive volume of inhalants, to the point where not even you know what you’re going to do next.
[+8] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: JP Morgan price target on SPCX $75
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: The pattern for TSLA is, after a massive drop, the guy says something silly and the buyers come rushing in, pumping the stock over a short period. This last drop was epic, even by TSLA standards, so it'll be fun to watch if the pattern holds. I should be working right now.
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: I'm a Pro, that's what I keep telling myself every day, why am I not making millions on my trades? Must be because the market is manipulated
[+8] u/steem99: 24/7 markets (incl. commodities) would literally stop world hunger. Otherwise, we will keep this gay ass market where everyone's scared to buy/inclined to sell so they're not holding the bag over the weekend.
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: When I get to 1M im going to buy some boat shoes and become a man of lesiure
[+8] u/visionarymind: Ngl, I’m outta motivation to cheer stocks, kinda just want my money back now
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: wtf South Korea upped leverage requirements so now I gotta open 2 more credit cards to get cash
[+7] u/ateranol: The only sub more financially illiterate is r/ValueInvesting, closely followed by r/dividends
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: Friday dump as institutions don’t want to hold over the weekend
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: Anyone else tired of these companies constantly diluting and taking on debt?
[+7] u/cgonz15: Google go to 330 today im not asking for much really
[+7] u/niwmo: Any DRAM bag holders in this here chat?
[+7] u/GenZguy1: intel what happened to you love
[+7] u/mehmilani: I'm still shocked that you guys buy INTC at $100. I don't dare hold it for 3 hours.
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: The cognitive dissonance within the Permabears mind is a thing that should be studied. In order to carry on as a Permabear you have to actively root for both oil and inflation to rise uncontrollably. You root against our best companies. Against world peace. While at the same time the cost of living for everything you do in your day to day life increases.
All so you can make $85 on your puts.
[+7] u/Silver-Musician3462: Premarket pump trap incoming, get ready to 🌮🌮🌮
[+7] u/Mundane-Dirt-4077: Will goog rise again
[+7] u/e30jawn: Bears ain't ready for the 1.5% day
[+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: If vix goes under 17 today I’ll post nudes
[+7] u/JackORoses: Every Brent red candle, a million gallons of ber tears are shed.
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Holding calls overnight is the equivelent of giving your ex 500 bucks in cash and expecting them to give it back
[+7] u/Milf-Whisperer: Why is spy going the wrong way? Is it stupid?
[+6] u/e30jawn: Upvote if you love spcx
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[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: Is it safe to write comments now?
[+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: hey n\*\*\*\*s, whats your play today
[+6] u/greenchaos: the taco has arrived
[+6] u/BentoMan: Intel not holding is no surprise. Just because you were dead and now having a breathing tube doesn’t mean I’m YOLOing on your health in 5 years
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: In 20 years, go walk into a stock exchange and shout "TARIFFS!" to trigger everyone's PTSD
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I had a dream last night that I was gay
[+6] u/Apple2o: I know it just went up 15%, but how about another 15%?
[+6] u/teh_herper: intel dying dont bode well for today
[+6] u/throwtruerateme: If memory insists on dumping overnight, could it please at least stay down until market open? I'm tired of both my shares and my puts getting cooked
[+6] u/Winter_Body4794: So the early access to his bullshit is a bad idea because: he's a pathological liar. Any info you get early just gives.him that much more time to fuck you. You react to bullshit, bullshit gets hip checked by reality, fucked.
[+6] u/carrollart: There it is . ANOTHER article describing disgraced fund manager Cathie wood buying tsla dip
With verbiage “scoops up” wtf. I’m so tired of hearing that phrase whenever she buys stock. It’s like a fucking trademark or something . I hate that phrase
[+6] u/dreamer_Neet: *I have a dream*! That white people, and black people... and even Chinese people, can gamble together without getting different chips!
[+6] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: Everyone's puts and calls are going to be down 50% at open lol
[+6] u/yourfanboynick: Retards really buying before next weeks rate hikes
[+6] u/DarkDumbledore: I can’t wait for Elon’s Grok AI version of the odyssey. Woke will finally die with its release, and somehow space x stock will moon!
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Going to be funny when 🥭 starts calling Warsh a “deep state” “not very smart” “Obama loyalist” when he hikes rates 💀
[+6] u/Ok_Product8015: SpaceX going to fuck puts today
[+6] u/justanaveragejoe520: Do we get a concept of a deal before close or Sunday evening?
[+6] u/t2mo24242424: The Ponzi scheme got me good this week
[+6] u/Ltheman00: How dare margin call you just to ruin your day. Put me on the phone with em and ill give em a piece of my mind
[+6] u/jasperCrow: If oil dumps and we get a VIX crush could be a massive Green Day.
A fresh platter of 🌮 could help
[+6] u/le_pedal: why dont the lines go up anymore
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: seems like senitiment here is bullish so, yk what that means
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: Up 80% YTD and never been more depressed, comparison is the thief of joy and all that
[+6] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: 🥭 losing more and more influence on the market every time he makes these dumb announcements
[+6] u/marrful: Woke up and realized I pissed myself
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: My entire mood for today will be depending on \*insert stock here\* movement
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Googl you shit bird
Go up
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: Oil shorting machine working overtime the past 12 hours
[+6] u/HDauthentic: I downvoted this comment, I want you to know it was me
[+5] u/Incognadeau: Part of that 1 trillion passed for the Iran war is being used to short oil
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: I missed the generational V back in April and I ain’t about to lose another one. Buying 3-6 months leaps
[+5] u/Hegecoin_Rules: What usually happens on Fridays again? Ceasefire or escalation? Forget
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: pizza for breakfast :feetswing:
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: If googl is red today ima lose my shit
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: 8 minute long pump coming in 1h 30mins
[+5] u/curling_rocks: They’re basically giving away oil at these prices
[+5] u/Ok_Product8015: SPCX going green again today
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Very berish in here, time for calls
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Oil longs in shambles
[+5] u/Canadianinvestor1997: Trade school is a joke. I’m done my test after 5 minutes. Got a 90 and now I gotta wait 3 hours
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Bunch of dumb door dash drivers
[+5] u/kingkongsdingdong420: Let the pump n pump commence!
[+5] u/Ok_Eggplant3677: Have a look at DRTS. They make these tiny little radiation darts that can be inserted directly into a tumor. It destroys the tumor with alpha radiation. It’s being paired with Keytruda (a 30billion/yr drug from Merck) to treat all sorts of cancers. There are tons of feasibility and efficacy studies going on right now, and all the trials results thus far are astounding. From an oncology prospective, the results look amazing. Not only that, but it also has the potential to induce the abscopal effect, which means other non-treated tumors start to shrink after getting a dart treatment.
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: WSB Wall Street bitch
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: It’s Friday yall, we aren’t ending on a bad note.
[+5] u/v0xb0x_: Better put some respect on MU name
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: USOIL rejected the line I drew on my chart 4 months ago for 7/23/26.. ($93.50)
This might be the end of this OIL rally.
Don't give me your TA hating bullshit. I have made a fortune off of this same process.
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Feel like positive reaction to tariffs is just that the market feels now it has bought some time to the next crazy decision and not that it agrees with it
[+5] u/sharkenleo: Was there a reason everything spiked at the same time?
[+5] u/Capital-Pineapple961: MSFT is so green, idk if this recovery can be sustained
[+5] u/LeDoohickey: I let Jesus take the wheel and that mf crashed 😭
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: Quick start the tariff war back up to distract from the high gas prices . 😂
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: guys why would manngo want a deal? I thought he wanted to finish the job? Is he just a big LOSER? Where is the WINNING?
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Warsh will drop rates next week to re-pump TSLA
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Yes and financial advise, how to wash money , etc
[+5] u/oldprecision: Rest assured that she will replace you in a week.
[+5] u/Super_Highway_3405: Tell her you need anal to spice things up.
[+18] u/guzzledglizzy: If a woman sleeps with ten men, she’s a slut. But when a man sleeps with ten men, he’s a ber
[+18] u/vermilli21: Credit card debt at ATH, Oil surging again, War escalating. Bonds up. SPY 780 here we come! 🤡
[+12] u/Chemical-Top-1407: Im scared fellow bols
[+12] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I can feel them hiding a face ripper today
[+12] u/aniote: Claude can I retire at 33 with $1,525
[+12] u/dpatel211: Dump Thursday, dump Friday, pump on the weekend, dump Monday.
[+11] u/mtnrnnr802: Hey guys, I just woke up. What time is the bear market over
[+11] u/Comrade_Durge: Tesla market cap is bigger than Samsung’s who are on track to make almost quarter of a trillion this year profit lmao. Who are the mugs still investing into TSLA?
I saw some retards saying following the drop this is a good entry point
[+11] u/IndividualNo7155: MSFT is green this isn’t looking good
[+11] u/bigmeatbag: Tariffs are back baby and bullish as fuck, companies gonna jack up their prices then get that sweet refund cash to boost earnings, pump it!
[+11] u/davidbigham: Turns out yesterday was the dip. 🤡
[+11] u/FireInTheRing: Intel went from +13% to red
You can't make this shit up
[+10] u/spellbadgrammargood: Literally everybody: SPCX is overvalued
SPCX buyers: HUEHUEHUE InveRsE ReddiT
[+10] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Pot heads will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”
[+10] u/ziggyho: My ability to pick the wrong direction on a index or stock is literally being studied in universities across the nation
[+10] u/miata_only: Circuit breaker? I just met her
[+10] u/TraditionalCamel667: Love how all the experts come out in pre-market like anyone has a clue what’ll happen when the market opens
[+10] u/PensiveOracle: GOOG destroyed me. Basically watched $50k evaporate from my account overnight.
[+10] u/FinePerformance1046: i wont trade for the next 2 days if this play works
[+10] u/ayopapiz: Nothing better than eating ice cream and drinking vodka while witnessing my stock get slaughtered
[+10] u/LeadingNASDAQ: Microsoft is up, you know what that means 📉
[+10] u/Evander85: Why can’t I quit you (leveraged ETFs)
[+9] u/NaturalFortune8397: THE 10 AM PUMP IS COMING
JUST BE PATIENT
THAT OR THETA DAY IDK
[+9] u/TreeofLibertyFood: You guys know this drilling today, right? It’s important to me that you know that. I care about you, bro.
[+9] u/Open_Waltz6902: 40% of SPY is ten companies and financial gurus tryna tell me its diversified 🖕🖕
[+9] u/Insolent_Kavu: Though I walk through the valley of SPY ATH, I will fear no bear
[+9] u/mmaisumm: Straight of Hormuz Vs the Prisoner of Azkaban part 2
[+9] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Be extremely fearful when others are fearful
[+9] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: That SLS sub is one of the cringiest vomit-inducing things on the whole of reddit.
[+9] u/MagicMoon: If this pumps today I can finally afford to buy a new penis
[+9] u/The_Unforgiving_Kram: Just need spy to hit 760 by Monday, is that too hard to ask??!
[+8] u/Amsnyc007: So much wasted energy on the pre-market. You guys do know that it means absolutely nothing unless there's a meaningful move
[+8] u/browsk: 1 in 3 Korean working adults have received a margin call 💀😂
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: We are sick of the dumping! Make the market great again
[+8] u/I_work_too_much: FFS we really doing fucking goddamn tariffs again.
[+8] u/Evander85: Need to 3x my port with zero risk of losing it all
[+8] u/pain474: small dip at open to give gay bears hopes, now just relentless pump/
[+8] u/trsx5: Those damn avocado toast eaters!
*shakes fist in the sky*
[+7] u/FullMetalMuff: Yeah I got a data center you can cool bitch
[+7] u/Pessimistic93: If you sell puts and buy calls, you're basically getting free calls. Even if they expire worthless you've lost nothing.
Follow for more financial advice.
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Tired of getting robbed
[+7] u/Altair82: we end green today
SPY 0.3% EoD
[+7] u/mmaisumm: TSLA GOOG AAPL all are worth 320/ share as of today
[+7] u/GamblingMikkee: 96% chance (2 sigmas) that we dump
[+7] u/rant5150: I look in the mirror and see these bags under my eyes. So I realized, that’s where my MU holdings are.
[+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: Crypto dumping because the same cucks that own TSLA and SPCX also own Bitcoin
[+7] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Buy calls right at open
[+7] u/trsx5: I’d be rich already if I wasn’t impatient
[+7] u/jetpilot6969: My hotel in Cancún has the Playboy channel. Gonna sit and trade stonks while some milf with huge fake tits fingers her gooch
[+7] u/MoistyCockBalls: Calls right at open is the play.
[+7] u/aniote: by the looks of it I am well on my way to be a millionaire by 2120
[+7] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Damn who's already down 14% on intel since last night 🤣
[+7] u/L0pat0: Google dip buyers thought it was going to be THAT easy
[+7] u/Harjot500: Prepare for the Donald Dump
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Do girls really poop or was that also a lie from school (i'm 36 years old)
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: My gym bro never showed up to the gym, I was such a fool 😔
[+6] u/DogNamedFloppy: All I want for Christmas is a 1-year subscription to Trump’s insider trading service. Then I’ll retire and fuck off of this rat race.
[+6] u/Azbroker28: NVDA preparing to 🚀
(Or my port is 💥)
[+6] u/empty-bensen: MU just red to make the moonshot all the sweeter. Trust.
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: The fact that MSFT is green today shows how much the market is in trouble!
[+6] u/Guilty_Rooster_6708: MU green or red today?
[+6] u/SPY_one_zillion: I don’t think I’ve ever purchased an options contract didn’t go red at some point
[+6] u/NerdSlamPo: Wow the AMEX earnings drop screwed me.
[+6] u/longGERN: I could have saved some of the office snacks for the interns but I didn't
[+6] u/StophJS: Oil down 2% in premarket because things are lookin great!
[+6] u/StophJS: Cashed out all profits from the past year, building deck and patio. Now the market can die for a while
[+6] u/TF_Sally: why does the market keep buying the stocks just to sell them again
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: THAT'S IT
I'M TAKING MY TALENTS TO THE PROFESSIONAL WOMEN'S HOCKEY LEAGUE
[+6] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: Can a man borrow a fry???
[+6] u/jamieperkins9999: If you're not a buyer here you'll never learn
[+6] u/InquisitorCreanBean: love being employed so i can fund my addiction
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: This is so fucking stupid at this point
[+6] u/jpwhat: I see no strong thesis for why the markets will turn green today other than that most of you idiots think it’ll be red.
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Taking a shit in bosses bathroom while he’s on vacation is such a rush.
[+6] u/vermilli21: # Semis out today and SaaS back in. Circular economy
[+6] u/Vegetable_Divide2193: there wont be a green day ever again
[+6] u/hayleybts: MSFT is green and Intel is red...
[+6] u/wheniwhenyou: There is a mosquito in my pants😒
[+6] u/lfaire: War escalates
Oil down
Market crazy
[+6] u/HayflickLimiter: Market can’t be red two days in a row right? Right???
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: Bought 20 NVDA calls yesterday and it looks like I might be leaving the casino with $20 today
[+6] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: How does this much shit come out our body
[+6] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: # LET ME SEE THAT BUSSY
[+6] u/New_Ad_1682: This month can suck it.
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: Jim Cramer hit her with a golf club
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: portfolio go up, portfolio go down. you can't explain that
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: My entire mood for today will be depending on nvdas movement
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: I swear if intel just goes flat all day
[+5] u/Les7X: Why companies worth hundreds of bilions of dollars have started trading like pennystocks? Why is everything so regarded in the market nowadays?
[+5] u/grandfatherdog: So MU is the new Microsoft, red on green days
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: My MU calls going back up
[+5] u/FartPolluter: If Bernie Madoff was still around, he would be impressed by US Tech resiliency.
[+5] u/vermilli21: Hopefully MU has some volatility today to scalp some 0dtes
[+5] u/Abe2025: Im getting really tired of freaking the freak out in this clown market. When are we finally pumping damn it
[+5] u/vermilli21: Man I hate Fridays, one day of week where I have to go into office and pretend to work and socialize
[+5] u/user_nombre_: Can we all pool together 100k for 🥭 insider trading info?
[+5] u/beerstearns: Will schwab still send margin calls even on ur birthday
[+5] u/j_b_1983: (Bloomberg) -- Samsung Electronics Co. and SK Hynix Inc. are set to unveil major agreements involving "very large" sums with leading US technology companies during President Lee Jae Myung's visit to Silicon Valley, a senior presidential official said.
[+5] u/HaveYouEverNoIveNeva: I have GOOG and INTC calls expiring today, at least it’s free fries friday 😔
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Just won my Reddit Ban Appeal lets fucking go. Calls all day fellas
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: Coming back from a concert and almost fainted.
Open the casino
[+5] u/InquisitorCreanBean: Will V at open then immediately get shot down
[+5] u/SPY_one_zillion: Why don’t people use punctuation in their texts?
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: market not really so good lately
[+5] u/LeadingNASDAQ: It’s really dumb when one chip maker does well but falls cause the major one MU is declining. Retarded group mindset.
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: If taco doesn't taco this weekend, I swear I'll tell my mommy
[+5] u/riteofpass: That INTC pump faded hard from last night
[+5] u/luka_b412: Like clockwork the premarket drop
[+5] u/baconography: I don't see how we get back to ATH any time soon; we are running out of positive catalysts. Rejection at 760, then three rejections at 755. Rare red July....and heading into a traditionally, beet-red August. Prolonged tariff stupidity. Strengthening USD. Rate hikes likely. Stagflation. Tweets of "deals" "ending" the war now only get small bounces that fade quicker and quicker.
R.I.P. my Sept SPX calls.
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: you ever see someone drowning? just flailing retardedly all desperate like? that's $META
[+5] u/MrDee97: Can we have another -2% day please, thanks 👍
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: All this empire building would be more fun if we had an empire or built one.
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: Each time you fart you shit your pants a little. This is financial advice.
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: when the shit goes down
you better be ready
[+5] u/YoDooley: MSFT up means \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Stop messing around MU
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Glad I own the Mag 7 and the years gone to shit
[+5] u/Impossible_Ad3631: Is the pump in the room with us right now?
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: It’ll pump at some point today. Just need to make sure I catch it
[+5] u/Bonkers119: lol INTC, do earnings ever make stocks pop anymore??
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: > Iraq denies report on ceasefire mediation between US and Iran
This is good! It means djt is trying to cook a fake a peace deal! Cmon, make it happen!
[+5] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Ahhhhh just bought the dip in memory. Thanks for the panic sell bros.
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: That dump in the futes right before the bell is so unfair
My hatred for marketmakers has no limits
[+5] u/JZ4012: msft is green its so over
[+5] u/aster_xp: weekend peace news & pump pls
[+5] u/wealth3health: Sandisk really turning out to be Sandick
[+5] u/ObviousluSarcastic: if we took away politician's ability to make hand over fist on individual stocks, what would their motivation be to keep my portfolio afloat?
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: first move is fake. today we PUMP
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: some poor soul used a the one wish willow to get oracle up and all he got was 1.5%
[+5] u/DDGib: I'm bout to eat up this little SNDK dip like an upside down Snickers bar.
[+5] u/shocksquad: Wow, such bad diarrhea. I'm talking as soon as I wake up; I'm like, wtf is this Alien in my stomach? On my fucking knees in bed. Sweat pouring. Do I have the germs??
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Why would anyone buy before a weekend when the USA is losing any tiny bit of control they had in Iran?
[+5] u/EnginrA: They can invent AI but they can’t invent love without sadness 😔
[+5] u/shaa1034: Guys just in . We have no inflation . Believe it ! Everything’s awesome ! 😎 🥭
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Bers show up to work early
RIP bols
[+5] u/InquisitorCreanBean: short the shrek shlong at open
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: Today looks delusional as shit already.
[+5] u/Historical-Cricket-8: Come on Google! Back to 400 a share!
[+5] u/ILove2LoseMoney: I just need SPX back to $7500 today. I guess aint gonna happen
[+5] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: I'm bagholding goog at 404.47
[+24] u/steglitsen: Such a great analysis
[+17] u/Next-Sentence-8426: EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK
[+15] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Puts on my landlord getting August rent
[+15] u/Lonely-Relation-7364: We miss you sleepy joe 😢
[+13] u/YourCautionaryTale: Seriously, how can you trade this bullshit
[+11] u/Iunatic: Every stock on my watchlist: -10%
SPY: +0.1%
[+10] u/drbigtoe: people really thought this guy would be good for the economy LMAO 🤡🤡🤡
[+10] u/shindiggaa: elon trillionizing was the top
[+10] u/puts_every_day: "Intel stock pops after Q2 earnings blow past estimates"
me: *checks intc*
intc: -3%
Can't make this shit up. 😅
[+10] u/Concept-Plastic: High capex stocks - dump
Those who benefit from high capex - giga dump
??
[+9] u/InitiativeGlum2507: OMG this Intel crash is making my balls fill up with cum
[+9] u/OkAlternative7705: This market is straight up manipulation to fuck retail. Like god damn they dumped Google 6% and now pumped it 3% for no fucking reason. Nothing matters retail had Google calls so they dump now retail got puts so they pump
[+9] u/bidahtibull: Musk was a trillionaire for less time than the Iran US ceasefire held.
[+9] u/bidahtibull: Generational buying opportunity for MU for the 14th time this month!
[+9] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Wow I got absolutely crushed lol
[+9] u/zer0_chance284: I make bad financial decisions
[+9] u/chaoticmosaic: This price action is impossible. I'm gonna go touch grass. Gl
[+8] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Rotations from semis to software to semis to software to semis to software to semis. Just a bunch of institutions making money on each side retail is capitulating.
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: I've just accepted the fact my portfolio is going to lose -3% everyday
[+8] u/mr_snickerton: Ngl, Intel had us in the first half
[+8] u/Jobless-Dev: Thanks intel for the dip. Managed to offload my puts for -60% rather then getting zeroed out
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Algos making sure retail go bankrupt lol
[+8] u/Teccho: spy -1% this month, my port is -40%, I dont even play options lmao
[+8] u/RockinOutCockOut: 🥭 is fucking up the global economy beyond belief Jesus fuck
[+8] u/SlickyTrader: What the fuck is this price action this market is actually retarded
[+8] u/SteakEater137: This market is just plain annoying with how bipolar it is.
Id get out of it but the dumbasses in charge are making cash worthless with inflation so I guess I have to live in this fucking casino.
[+8] u/Conscious-Pick4270: Just had Korean fried chicken at a spot in Seoul where Jensen once ate and he has like signed the table and had photos of him serving chicken evreywhere... felt weird eating whilst he is destroying my life savings in NVDA
[+8] u/JAntaresN: How are my memory calls doing?
[+8] u/CEOofBeanz: I don’t care what you say chiropractic services are not real
[+8] u/No-Put2311: Turns out cash was the move
[+8] u/Boheed: man, SPCX IPO really screwed up everything
[+8] u/stepbrvther: What the fuck is this. had puts sold for loss switched to calls now calls are down
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: So why is the stock market a shit coin?
[+8] u/Randomname1157: I bought Tesla for a quick flip after the earnings crash and I'm now a bag holder
[+8] u/YourCautionaryTale: I swear to fucking God every single big reversal we've had so far has been two seconds after I full ported into the other way.
This is fucking insane.
[+8] u/FluffyLoveBall: What a shit day for trading
[+8] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: Damn must suck being long watching your gains constantly reset
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Most manipulated market in history
[+8] u/MoneyBadger14: I’m down 80%, does that make you feel better?
[+8] u/avsfan0829: Volatility is great when you're manipulating the market and insider trading
[+8] u/SpunkySprinkle: Ya my only green position wym
[+7] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Israel tanking the market again
[+7] u/Ill-Ad1603: It hurts being a Microsoft investor so fucking much its not even funny
[+7] u/reddit_essence: Spy detached from the market or what?
[+7] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Ah yes, rotation to shadow realm, classic
[+7] u/Rexultdis: That’s the wrong hole. And you forgot to put on lube.
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Love it. Green Day for my stocks = .4ish % gain on the day. Red day for my stocks = -5%
[+7] u/tiger1191: PANIC SELL MEMORY AND BUY IT HIGHER ON THE REBOUND
[+7] u/tiger1191: PANIC SELL MEMORY AND BUY IT HIGHER ON THE REBOUND
[+7] u/TooTiredForNonsense: anyone else cash gang?
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Can he just shut the fuck up for the last 2 years
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: Full porting MSFT for earnings. Shit is going back to $200’s
[+7] u/SignificantRip8239: When space trash fell, I laughed at bols
When Bag7 fell, I laughed at bols
When drones fell, I laughed at bols
When memory fell, Bers laughed at me
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Market to fuk bers and bols at the same time
[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: Hey look it’s another day of not opening my app.
[+7] u/Urinal_Zyn: Aha everything in tech is down big! Surely my USO calls will...what the fuck?
[+7] u/killyourvibe: Fuck this market man. When tf can we just have a green week!
[+7] u/gopoohgo: someone here bought INTC AH yesterday +11%.
[+7] u/SarcasticTrumpet: So many people in here still dont understand how they literally coordinate and trick retail into certain positions so they can take your money, they dropped it again so they could get you to load puts lmao yes that's how simple and dirty it is
[+7] u/bearwithme23: I may actuallu get liquidated just holding stocks
[+7] u/GeneralWartHogWash: Damn I shouldn’t have bought those MU calls
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: bers really thought no V?
[+7] u/Moist-Guava-732: worst options market in HISTORY
[+7] u/NimblePoopBlade: Lettuce pray for you
[+6] u/whyshw: Like the boomers say, should’ve sold in May and stayed away
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Algos making sure nobody wins lol
[+6] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Yeah mango is totally serious this time even tho he cried wolf repeatedly for the past 6 months u guys are reta5ds
[+6] u/suspiciousswimming8: the reason why inverse WSB works is because there are institutional agents engineering narratives in here. just little nudges. like “GOOGL capex will save semis” and it makes sense. except the real convo should be oil/bonds/USDJYP
[+6] u/PhoKingWild: Rotating into beaver pelts and ammo
[+6] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Learned a 41k lesson to never trade angry.
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: Asians and Europeans 📈
🍔📉
Why are Americans ghey 🌈 🐻 🧐
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Hey guys MRVL is the next trillion dollar company 🤡
[+6] u/Captain-Vimes: Feels so nice seeing the semi bulls that laughed at my GOOGL calls face a similar fate
[+6] u/AdventurousFinish681: Semis and memory are dead again huh. Guess its time to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: When can we go back to pumping on great earnings? This ghey
[+6] u/Phantom400: Beating earnings is the new low
[+6] u/peterpeer9: strong support at $0
[+6] u/sonsofshiva: I got destroyed today. I'm fucking done with this shit.
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: man I love MU dips time to load up
[+6] u/One_Guava_3883: Yesterday Tech companies were Red for big CAPEX
Today companies receiving that CAPEX are Red 🤡
[+6] u/-0x00000000: The sound of a million day trading accounts evaporating.
[+6] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Lol, today is a minefield for swing traders. I almost entered two losing trades, but wisely pussied out.
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: Shut up Mom!! I’m tryna move the market rn!! 😠
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Honestly there is some peace in using all your capital and you are blood red. Nothing you can do and no need to stress about opening new positions/scrambling to find some shit to buy. At this point, whatever happens, happens. Accepted my fate for my decisions.
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Absolute bullshit movement today with stop loss hunting Jesus christ
[+6] u/Emergency_Code_5525: My puts were up 100%
[+6] u/justpasingbai: holding calls overnight has my portfolio looking like a heart rate monitor wtf
[+6] u/dweeegs: Oh no these semi stocks make too much money I better sell
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: I've totally sucked this week.
[+6] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Lol. The US public actually believes that AI will just cure poorness and make them money so no need to work.
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Great day to blow up the account
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: How can anyone say the market isn’t an absolutely broken scam when all these stocks dump 5%+ exactly at 9:25am?
[+6] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Are you ready for it to dump, then to pump on Monday and then inevitably crash further into the week
[+6] u/mangled_degenerate: Be fearful when others are butt fucking you.
[+6] u/No-Put2311: Just changed my number good luck finding me margin!
[+6] u/Party-Score-565: My first margin call in over a year 😍
[+6] u/_UFOctopus: I should’ve quit this shit months ago lol
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: no one. absolutely no one.
memory: sell it all, today
[+6] u/0201037464793921170: They just want to fucking screw everyone today. That’s the vibe.
[+6] u/lilordeo: i hate fucking korean retards
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: Imagine how bad losing would look like 🇺🇸🦅
[+6] u/CatSuspicious8510: Ben Graham said that every day Mr. Market shows up at your house and offers you prices for things. Today Mr. Market showed up at my house, ate all my food, kicked my dog, took a crap on the floor, and left.
[+6] u/bkns356: >sees a oklo pump post pre-market today on how they have approval to start the reactor and revenue to start coming in 2026
>checks ticker, share price nuked by 6%
el classico 💀
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: I’m tired boss. This barcoding horse shit is so fucking exhausting
[+6] u/Starmedia11: Is this what the Great Depression felt like
[+6] u/Key_Improvement_9229: What an absolute DISASTER the markets, the US economy and the nation has become…. All because millions of people are literal morons
[+6] u/tgff333: Feeling like a long term INVESTOR buying a contact that expires next week
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Yo mama so ugly even fidelity won't margin call her
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: I got no fucking clue what the fuck am I doing
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Can we go back to mooning pls
[+6] u/patricktu1258: Oil goes down, yield goes down, stock goes down. I don’t know anything anymore.
[+6] u/FalseDiamond7930: The SPCX IPO poisoned this market, what a cunt.
[+6] u/ebitdasga: SPY flat and semis down 3-4% after Intel crushed earnings. Makes sense
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: Houthis and the Blowfish
[+5] u/ADynes: My XOM 300C's expiring today aren't looking good. Proud of myself for holding to 0 though. Truly retarded.
[+5] u/idgafbroski: Did RH remove those cool ITM badges for the options? Oh nevermind that’s just my port bleeding out
[+5] u/Diguojigood: this is really happening - intel red before open lol
[+5] u/NotMe357: TACO needs to make a peace-deal with Bear before its too late!!
[+5] u/imsolost3090: Bye bye all INTC earnings hype lmao
[+5] u/shaun5pais: Damn Semis are gonna get pounded
[+5] u/StephenASkip1: How the fuck is spy green
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: This price action looks really suspicious, looks like it might swing the other way any minute.
[+5] u/overmotion: oh we are in for a BAAAAD day
[+5] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: Think the Dow is headed for 53000 points. The steeper the drop, the higher the highs. Such is America's strength. U can fuck with many things about America, but the stock market ain't it.
[+5] u/Boheed: Boots on the ground, oil on the moon
[+5] u/spwath: I am officially no longer a bear
[+5] u/unwanted_hair: ORCL climbed up a step ladder and then jumped into the grand canyon
[+5] u/shindiggaa: INTC has a huge quarter, gets gaped anyway
[+5] u/Fleegalicious: Dude is literally trying to crash the economy it’s blowing my mind
[+5] u/nordik1: anndddd all memory gains gone
sigh
[+5] u/reddit_essence: QQQ -1%
SPY flat
guess which one I got puts on
[+5] u/jeromewatdoink: NFLX doesnt wanna go down anymore
[+5] u/Useful-Advance6429: See you all behind the dumpster
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: Why are chip stocks dumping today??? Is the capex news not enough?!
[+5] u/iwalkingRedFlagxd: Believe it or not V shaped recovery
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: index is flat, but most of the stocks are more red than a british in pub, very interesting
[+5] u/IWorkForTheEnemyAMA: Unbelievable. I bought calls literally seconds before drilling. AMAZING.
[+5] u/Stealthless: Fridays are so gey, everyone and their moms taking profits
[+5] u/-Voyag3r-: This market is so depressing, Jesus fuck
[+5] u/tiger1191: PANIC SELL MEMORY AND BUY IT HIGHER ON THE REBOUND
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: MU there goes another 100 billion in 30 minutes
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Got matched with this Axios reporter on Hinge.
Can't wait to become a billionaire soon
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: V stands for victimizing.
[+5] u/ResearchingWhiskey: SPY can stay green longer than all of it's holdings can lose 4% per day
[+5] u/free_dharma: I bought puts for the first time in a long time. Immediately shreked
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: Freefall Friday back on the menu
[+5] u/Remigius: Thank god I have a day job cause you guys are stealing all my money
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Holy shit just relentless scam candles. How anyone can think this is natural movement is beyond me. Seriously need laws against this high frequency algo trading.
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: Lol "Intel's blowout earnings" down 2%
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: I’d be rich too if I could manipulate the market like this
[+5] u/chainerection: Microsoft would fuck up holding a glass of water
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Why did Memory just dump so hard again? Seriously wtaf is wrong with these stocks
[+5] u/luk71: Somehow both puts and calls are getting chopped to pieces, lovely end of the week.
[+5] u/SteakEater137: How is it that SPY became one of the most erratic stocks on my watchlist? Thought this shit was supposed to be safe and steady?
[+5] u/Lbuck24: Bro why do I have whiplash 53 minutes into today
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Congratulations to the SPCX bagillionaires!
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: MM doesnt want to pay your calls & puts.. so they just go Friday theta, making all options expire worthless. 😂
[+5] u/avsfan0829: Market so clearly manipulated. Trading down oil/bond rates while pumping SPY hoping that it will raise the market
The market is fucking cooked. This is CPR that we're watching
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: This is one of those days where you shouldn’t touch options btw.
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Every green candle is getting smashed down
[+5] u/razeusv2: Why doesn't MU like me anymore?
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: You knew Cathie bought SPCX and you still bought?
[+5] u/ChrisMartins001: Worst thing is, he actually might 😭
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: banbet got my result wrong and I want justice.
Prepared to do a sit in at rddt headquarters. Prepared to raise a unstoppable force to shift this very movable object.
[+5] u/AwkwardJuggernaut854: Still hoping for a GOOG rebound after buying the dip, looks like I'll have to wait until next week before we start to see more significant changes though.
[+5] u/guosongtao: Trillion dollar companies trading like meme and otc is the clearest sign of market crash. Safe gambling out there guys
[+5] u/FreshMix4305: CALLS!!! Wait no puts
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: It’s crazy all those stuff that happens “behind the scenes” with GameStop but absolutely nothing crazy ever happens with the share price
[+5] u/QuarterDisastrous479: This feels like a hidden recession ngl. Market has not been good the past 2-3months
[+5] u/Cute-Internet-9129: SKHY Is “ about to announce a massive chip deal with the US “ drops 7 percent lmao can’t make this shit up
[+5] u/Waitforsquirtle: Whoever said biggest v in history coming better be right. I full ported and am down 50%
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: Ah, back to the ”good earnings are bad”
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/SnooRecipes5248 (0W - 1L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **GOOGL** ▲ | $348.08 → $399.00 | +14.6% | 2d | Lost |
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: GOOD LORD ROBINGHOOD, HOW HARD IS IT TO FILL A WINNING TRADE? YOU FILL MY LOSERS IMMEDIATELY, YOU BASTARDS.
[+5] u/ajarbyurns1: Somebody get these BEGGARS out of here
[+5] u/Xytol21: Hmmmm in two months I’ve lost 110,000$ in unrealized gains 😭 very cool
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: Elmo cultists who bought SPCX above $200 back to posting how they want to support "the mission", and don't care about the money in the mortal realm
[+5] u/taconomtaco: whoops. just lost all my profits for the week.
[+5] u/Leading_Form_8485: Its too early for chop
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Lmao the dengerates here spamming refresh just to downvote every comment
[+5] u/VDChess: Call me Johnny Depp cause I’m a pirate on a shit bed
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: The talks are going well. So well. So very very well. So well.
[+5] u/DeadInternetVoid: Don't expect much today. Traders are scared for the weekend. Yesterday's session was expected for the Early-outs......
[+5] u/JPM1216: Pump fake first 10 mins then dump resumes
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: I believe crypto is falling due to the murmurings of the post nut clarity act
[+5] u/wanggoesinataco: Please take the fucking 🥭 out
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Two lessons I’ve learned.
1. If your puts are green, sell immediately
2. Never buy puts
[+5] u/tiger1191: PANIC SELL MEMORY AND BUY IT AFTER IT REBOUNDS
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Memory pumped yesterday to trap more regards (me) lol
[+5] u/dabblesest: MSFT is rising, while spy is rising…
And we’re all going to pretend like this is normal?!
[+5] u/ShroomGrown: New tariffs, and a war seemingly designed to raise oil prices. Maybe 🥭 doesn't really care about controlling inflation?
[+5] u/tika_dengu: there is nothing inside
[+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: SPY moving like bitcoin every 10 mins
[+5] u/Guessitsz: Is it just me or is the market obviously unusually retarded the past couple days. Hedge funds and institutions ramping up their pump and dumps and bs
[+16] u/weewoowewoooo: How is SPY only 2.5% off its ATH when its highest weighted companies on the index are 20-30% down from ATHs? Lmfao
[+13] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Imagine a world with no tariff drama. No war
Just the white house providing incentives for local manufacturing
[+12] u/the_mind_goblin1: trading AI stock is actually cock and ball torture at this point
[+11] u/heikici: At this rate we're gonna bankrupt the wealthiest man on earth.
-5% a day keeps Elon away
[+11] u/j4c11: Call Wall Street and let them know they made a mistake in their calculations
[+10] u/bufferoverflo: Never making it out the permanent underclass at this rate 😩
[+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: Monke doesn't even want to get rich anymore, Monke just wants his money back :((
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #SPY down -0.04%, every stock down -5% LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Contentwithit: 🥭 really decided to try some low IQ tariffs again in the midst of a low IQ war with Iran
[+9] u/cannythecat: Here we go again with another fake peace deal
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Tesla and SpaceX bankrupt. Elon will be the first person in history to go from trillionaire to bankrupt. LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Idk I’m just saying I think the people that get all of this major news 10-15 mins before it’s public and take massive positions should probably be in jail.
Thats just me tho
[+9] u/itsnotshade: Netanyahu coming to US Tuesday.
That means a peace deal is imminent. It’s over bears.
[+8] u/jiggolo420: Seeing SPCX down over 50%
The world is healing
[+8] u/YardComprehensive215: VOO and chill doesn't sound so bad after all.
[+8] u/Iron-condor-6050: If an announcement about a ceasefire comes out in the next hour or so, insider trading confirmed.
[+8] u/Sweet_Put1402: This place is going to give me a heart attack
[+8] u/Etheikin: https://preview.redd.it/xehgyv1347fh1.png?width=268&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd8f873f4029e6255c0c00993fcece1d640451e6
[+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: SPCX ruined it for good for all Space stocks
[+7] u/jraiv420: 🚨 Pakistan and Iran resuming talks with USA initiated by China
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Fucking hell this is treacherous
[+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: first time buying puts ever and it decides to fucking pump hard literally right after i swipe up to buy
[+7] u/NSUFootball: Trump: The Chinese president informed me that he will not sell Iran any weapons under any circumstances
[+7] u/jokull1234: Markets pumped on Trump saying “China and Russia are definitely not selling weapons to Iran, they pinky promised”
Shows how desperate stocks are for a deal with Iran lol
[+7] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: lol pakistan and iran talking just like they have been for the entire week or war and we pump. Market is desperate. Buddy has an address to the nation tn and SPY thinks mango will choose peace on a friday? LOL
[+7] u/Regular_Screen_5189: Everything is pumping why?
[+7] u/Due-Information-6277: Buffett warned about you regards.
[+7] u/jiggolo420: Koreans drinking their pain away all weekend now.
Invest in Soju
[+7] u/PushAble2463: Did any of you regards actually buy spcx? 🤣
[+7] u/Curious_Proof_5882: Apple being this high is just dumb
[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: Let me just catch the falling knife...OH FUCK MY FUCKING HAND
[+7] u/prana_fish: "Sell in May and Be Gay" is truly the trading motto to live by.
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: The cost of living in Miami, FL is now higher than New York City
[+7] u/PatienceDear3266: Intel reports best quarter ever, amazing guidance - -3% lmao you can't make this shit up
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: member when he said a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again, only to taco immediately after insiders loaded up like bandits. i member
[+7] u/delicious_oppai: LOL made 970 on that retarded ceasefire pump. Me out 😂
[+6] u/Top-Fig845: SPCX has actually destroyed the market
[+6] u/ryan1826: Costco Hotdogs for the foreseeable future
[+6] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: Dude what is going on today what a shit day to trade on either side
[+6] u/CanIMarginThat: this is going to be the longest and most dreadful meltdown in history with how much regards are obssessed with buying the dip
[+6] u/Brawmethius: What is your favorite penny stock?
Mine is SPY.
[+6] u/Amplitude_detector: I dumped all my memory yesterday. Just bought everything back. Could no longer remember why I sold it
[+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Can’t be that bad
*checks port*
.. Ah
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #SPY rippin hard with most stocks drilling LMAO🤌
[+6] u/FutureSage: I literally bought puts .2 seconds before it shot to 741 😞
[+6] u/Zuko2001: What is SPY even pumping on when everything is down 😂
[+6] u/NSUFootball: POTUS:
"President Xi, at our recent meeting in Beijing, China, told me that he would not, under any circumstances, give or sell Weapons to the Islamic Republic of Iran — And that statement included Chinese Companies. Considering our relationship, I take him at his word and, besides, l am doing him very big favors, also. Likewise, President Putin, despite the horrible War going on in Ukraine (The relationship remains, as it does with President Zelenskyy), told me that he would not sell Weapons to Iran. He understands that I do not sell Weapons to Ukraine, but to NATO Countries. They pay full price, and how those Weapons are distributed, I have no idea. Therefore, two major Countries that people speak of often in terms of Iran are, in my opinion, not participating. If they did, it would be very bad for them — Certainly not in their best interests. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: Fuck 🥭. Fuck this market. Fuck this stressful casino. This shit used to move on fundamentals.
[+6] u/k3t4mine: Ah were doing this again. The infamous anonymous Pakistani source. At least I had calls this time.
[+6] u/QueenAlicat: I had calls. Then puts. Then calls. Then puts again. Lost in both directions. Held nothing. SPY moons. 🧐🤨😑
[+6] u/PanicApprehensive16: Make 5k this week on SPY 0DTEs. Lose 6k holding RKLB, LUNR, and ASTS shares. Feelsbadman
[+6] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: Is buying NBIS catching a falling knife?
[+6] u/banana-2139: How the fuck are semis not pumping
[+6] u/EveningComplex8258: made all my money shorting elon stocks this week, too easy, have a nice weekend boys n girls, dont hold over the weekend xoxoxo
[+6] u/True_Job_7845: This would be hilarious if I wasn't getting rinsed
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: "WE'RE SO BACK"
"IT'S FUCKING OVER"
"WE'RE SO BACK"
"IT'S FUCKING OVER"
"WE'RE SO BACK"
"IT'S FUCKING OVER"
[+5] u/WarEaglePrime: Smells like a boomer stock day.
[+5] u/United-Dot-2814: Guess we will be building those data center in Earth core judging from where SPCX is heading.
[+5] u/Buydipstothemoon: I don't know when was the last time I won. Always losing money.
[+5] u/The_Brem: always remember, an AI is telling the biggest idiot you know right now that they're a genius
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: I knew this would fucking happen to me, I fucking knew it. Try to play puts the entire bull market all the way up, then when we are finally in a real bear market I start playing for calls.
[+5] u/Nemo-pluribus-unum: Instead of concentrating on one or two stocks, the apes have spread their options bets across too many names and diluted their collective buying power.
[+5] u/Kody14: I’m so tired of losing :(
[+5] u/ExternalDull1905: shit reversed me again. literally if you look at the chart you can see the exact second that I bought calls
[+5] u/rioverdevaquero: Tesla is getting cooked holy f
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Last night when Intel was up 14% I predicted it would open red LMAO🤌
[+5] u/noobletato: Easy 2.5k scalping SPX options. Will I be happy and stay out for the rest of the day ? Unlikely
[+5] u/sleepingpepe1: Iran delegation meeting negotiators in Pakistan on Saturday.
[+5] u/Brief_Passenger_8196: Wtf SPY dips til my 740 0dte call stop loss and then starts RIPPING. I’m quitting before they turn me into exit liquidity 😔😔😔
[+5] u/niceee_guyyy: I want a green day but its prob gon be red
[+5] u/TalentedArchitect: Down 34% today :/ Im about to start flipping a coin on 0DTEs at this point. Im so fucking regarded.
[+5] u/stock_dude9: DCAing options with a falling knife feeds my adrenaline
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: Getting absolutely DRAMstroyed
[+5] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: I really don’t understand what’s going on today?
[+5] u/Peeeeech: More talks being discussed about more talks
[+5] u/0DTEKing: TSLA is YTD -39%
Where is the Cult
[+5] u/prana_fish: $AAPL strong af for no real reason. Maybe continued narrative of being AI capex non-existent. Either way it's retarded.
[+5] u/Long_Dong_Silver6: LeBron saved the market
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: Can we get a real fukken pullback tired of these etf bastards at work gloating how well they sleep at night
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: Well I can’t trade until axp goes up see you all next year.
[+5] u/Xupack88: Sell in May and don't comeback
[+5] u/eggn00dles: who gonna hold over the weekend
[+5] u/Detail-Vegetable: Bulls and bears- unite in being fucked!
[+5] u/Brief_Challenge_1163: Made some great trades on MU today! Hit my target right away.
Having said that, ouch!
Not sure if this is a Friday options exp / Iran war ramping up / crude supply in US running out / tariffs again thing or just a Friday blip, but I do not think this is looking good...
Good luck on your trades today everyone!
[+5] u/crazzzone: Why does the market even want to go up?
Fear over ai spending
Threats of nukes to destroy... nukes
Oil is not flowing
New round of tariffs
📉
[+5] u/CamOper: This shit is untradable sober
[+5] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Its as if a million puts were suddenly silenced. ashes in the wind
[+5] u/SubduedWeed: Thank God LeBron signed. Now lets pump thos bitch
[+5] u/SeausanInstructio: It’s either about to rocket or plummet today
[+5] u/NotWorkingVeryHard: pure bait for poors to get puts over weekend, yes my calls got fucked but still not gonna buy puts
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Lmao called it
Trash movement, throw all of memory away
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Not touching this shit at ALL lol.
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Bears: did you see this headline??
>Trump considering a ‘massive attack’ on Iran as Tehran labels UK ‘accomplice’ to America.
Market: best I can do is one red day before new ATHs.
[+5] u/SupaGai: Let’s go Tesla to 150
[+5] u/YTLupo: THAT WAS A FUCKING BULLSHIT PUMP LMAO
[+5] u/Mother___Night: Iran having non-trivial leverage rn is a real problem for the taco thesis. they have every incentive to try and make unreasonable demands at this point, with very little to lose. surely we will pump for a bit, but the optimism will fade sooner rather than later methinks.
[+5] u/Rich-Advertising-230: If everyone mutually agreed to only buy stocks and not sell anything until 2028 we’d all be so fucking rich
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: PIIIICKKKKK A FUCKINGGG DIRECTIONNNNNNN
[+5] u/darkspherei: sorry excuse for a V, buying more puts here
[+17] u/wtfsamurai: I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever been with.
She said yes, everyone else was at least a seven.
[+15] u/Airizom: Maybe the “VOO and chill” guys were right
[+13] u/JimmyBraddock: my portfolio peaked this year at $95K and i wanted $100K so bad, now its at $57K, cool!
[+12] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Things receding:
Portfolio ✅
Hairline ✅
[+11] u/-Blue_band: Bear trap. Bull trap. The entire market is a trap rn
[+9] u/ImpossibleForm: Raise your hand if you’re the exit liquidity
[+9] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Bears in shambles, bulls riding around with their cocks out
[+9] u/MoleMan199: Crash to 735 and I’ll never ask for anything again
[+8] u/deathlyharry: AAPL the last 8 earnings calls: flat or up/down 1%.
AAPL today on no news: +4%
[+8] u/Illustrious-Lack24: Bahrain and Kuwait warplanes struck Iran
[+7] u/tarcus: monke just wants his money back
[+7] u/Sn0rlax_69: As soon as I break even I’m transitioning to a voo and chill guy for my health
[+7] u/PompeiiSketches: Bro are we really pumping on news of potential peace talks again? This shit is so retarded.
[+7] u/drunkpineapple: literally sold at the bottom
[+7] u/crab_people_now: We have re entered the price range where I refuse to touch options
[+7] u/rimbaud0000: Apple continuing to look great by basically ignoring AI
[+7] u/ClaytonRook: Getting your Teslacles stomped feels good!
[+7] u/ericcc1029: I’m just going to hold 2x leveraged SNDK for the next 6 months. What can go wrong
[+7] u/Cockballzz: Believe it or not but some people are already down 50% on SPCX shares in just 1 month 🤌
Let's not talk about call buyers 😂
[+7] u/Impossible-Ask2489: WTF is even in SPY? up 0.7% yet everything in my watchlist is down 5-10%
[+6] u/filitupagain: Stay away from options. That’s what is being manipulated right now. Just buy stocks. Much harder for them to control because a lot of these companies actually have fair value now.
[+6] u/SergeantThreat: If little ol’ Pakistan asking for a ceasefire can move markets this much, then you can ask her out!
[+6] u/hioman01: 🥭 announcement leaked
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: He won't even take a 2% correction without fake pumping with tweets lmao
[+6] u/Non-mon-xiety: AAPL winning the ai war by doing nothing would be incredibly poetic
[+6] u/moorhound: Jensen made a Twitter account solely to boost Chinese open weight models
This shits definitely coming to a head lmao
[+6] u/ercanbas: Jordan to the Wizards. LETS GOOOOOO
[+6] u/FitzKablammo: Iran revealed to be top call seller.
[+6] u/ki3ran8793: SPAIN BEING BURNT BY IZRAEL SPACE LASERS CUZ THEY DIDNT LET VARGENTINA WIN
[+6] u/trumpdiego: So AI can crack other AI advanced security instantly, but Community banks running on cobol and win2000 server are totally safe and secure.
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: They got money for ~~wars~~ A.I but none for the ~~poor~~ workers
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Typical i lose all my money on sex night with the wife. How am I meant to perform now?!
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: Whoever let spcx into qqq should probably be barred for life from the financial industrial
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: Convinced they started making the government unpredictable once algos got too good
[+6] u/twostroke1: When in doubt, double down.
[+6] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: >Im getting out of this market for a while.
See you tomorrow
[+5] u/syedhuda: *iran* : **we will not tolerate any threats**
*also iran* : **WE WILL BRING EVERYONE INTO WORLD WAR 3 IF WE DONT HAVE HORMUZ**
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: Ai is a speculation trade
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: SPCX going where no stop loss has gone before
[+5] u/FitzKablammo: Only when SPCX is sub 100 will the Markets begin to heal.
[+5] u/Hellmale: Whats wrong with AMZN stocks? Why its tanking?
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: so do people start fomoing in after panic selling this morning?
[+5] u/kim82352: > US President Trump: Xi, Putin Promised Not To Sell Weapons To Iran – TSL
[+5] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: Market Pumps for lame reason - Pakistan looking ways to restart talks
[+5] u/two_out_of_ten_poki: I have a supernatural ability to know exactly the best time to light all my money on fire
[+5] u/bilingualbunny: Exited calls, got puts. Probably ATH today
[+5] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: I hate everything about MU
Why do I love MU
[+5] u/NewJuan01: I’m not seeing 💩 about peace or anything. It’s all about how they are still attacking each other yet market is reacting like they sucked each other off live on tv as proof of peace
[+5] u/more_aero: Are we just gonna sit here all day
[+5] u/Pretend_Comfort5527: Spy 800 soon gonna be green after green
[+5] u/Snowman33001: I’m eating sashimi and it feels so decadent on a day like today.
[+5] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Buckle up for more “massive strikes” with a new deadline for next week and more last minute peace talk rumors from Axios.
Wonder how long it takes till mango completely folds or Iran stops saying they’ll negotiate. Till one of those this market is spinning its wheels.
[+5] u/thoughterly: Intel is truly cursed
[+5] u/NewJuan01: Is peace in the room with us?
[+5] u/Loud-Awoo: He's openly said he loves the inflation, so...
[+5] u/tothemoon_probably: Dont open the app today = not my problem
[+5] u/Round-Huckleberry570: Man I should’ve just held my Mu calls damn
[+5] u/OrdinaryCoconut746: Investing in Nokia is my worst financial decision of all time. Closed the position for a 35% loss
[+5] u/bilingualbunny: Worst financial decision *yet*
[+5] u/fenton7: A quick morning check on SPCX reveals we haven't yet colonized Mars.
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: Was reading biographies of the great investors in history and they all said the same secret to success:
Only buying calls and dunking on bears
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: I declare bankruptcy
[+5] u/DirectionOl: Oil is pulling back. Do you think we’ll see some green today?
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: This market is such a grind
[+5] u/Kodster177: Where’s the congratulations dip buyers guy
[+13] u/yahooms: # MY PORT IS PERFORMING LIKE IT MISSES EARNING EVERY DAY. WHAT THE FAK
[+12] u/tortu995: Micron 5x foward
Nvdia 15x foward
Oracle 15x foward
Adobe 8.5x foward
And many many more
These are recession/crash multiples for growth how can anyone in their right mind call this a bubble when things are priced for a severe slowdown already LOL.
[+11] u/Leather_Floor8725: I’m a simple man. When 🥭 truth I buy. YTD down 90%
[+11] u/StrangeInsanity: This bitch on CNBC goes “inflation (PCE) will fade because the government is reforming the formula used to calculate it and it’s gonna cause a lower print
Causing the Fed to cut rates”
What in the banana republic government are we living in!!?
[+11] u/OsamaBagHolding: "Oil falls 4% on report Pakistan is pushing for new talks..."
Hahahahahahahahaha suuuurrreeeee
[+11] u/Lelwrektnub: Trump said he trusts China and Russia aren't arming Iran. What a gullible fucking idiot
[+11] u/Lostmymindandmoney: It pisses me off that I’m gonna wake up tomorrow morning
[+10] u/housemoneyrocketship: I don’t think god loves mango
[+9] u/bootsupondesk: This isnt good for my mental health.
[+9] u/octopus_serenader: fucking tariffs man. 🥭 is such a garbage person.
[+9] u/account-names: SPCX can have the funniest moment today, when the Starship explodes in flames post launch
EDIT: Of course ASTS will go down 30% when that happens
[+8] u/drunkmozart: it's gotten so bad, when it starts to V I can hear you regards in my head
[+8] u/NativePlant870: This market is giving me aids
[+8] u/Pascal030: Trump: The Administration expects to impose a substantial tariff on the European Union as soon as possible - Truth Social.
[+8] u/wafflepiezz: # CLOSE THE FUCKING CASINO BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE !!!!!!!!!
[+8] u/KevinLevrone1329: SPCX buyers are the kids who had to be supervised going down the slide at lunchtime
[+8] u/Responsible_Laugh62: I buy puts, Qs go up, I buy calls, it goes down, I buy puts it goes up, I buy calls, it goes down. Literally like what the fuck is going on?
[+7] u/Due_Economist6866: crazy we only down like 2% from ATH
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: Ok, I hate my life now
[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: Don’t make me sell my stocks for gambling money
[+7] u/KingOfTheBritons96: INTC crashing after being up 13% AH is hilarious to me
[+7] u/account-names: Anyone feeling like throwing up, looking at their portfolios?
Just me?
[+7] u/ckami_91: Who is buying this turd?
[+7] u/TacomaSteelhead: The Paks aren’t gonna fix this
[+7] u/account-names: Mike Ehrmantraut: "*We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had <>. We had <>. We had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no. You just had to blow it up. You. And your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.*"
[+7] u/AngelNotFound4444: MU would've been at 1100 now if the korean market wasnt a thing
[+7] u/SchmeckleDysentery: I can guarantee MU shoots to the moon if i just put 10k down on puts right now.
[+7] u/Aggressive_Pen_6540: Fuck a stock I’m making an easy $75 a day on the side of the road selling blueberries from my mini backyard orchard 💸
[+7] u/King_of_Ooo: Half my portfolio is dedicated to bombing people and half is dedicated to keeping people alive.
I’m morally delta neutral
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: Why tf would u buy this garbage
[+7] u/Turtletwoshells: Alright MU 7/27 1000C or 7/27 850P
https://preview.redd.it/k0eywt6tn7fh1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=102eb568ca65ed36c45298b88b6eb01d7bba43c7
[+7] u/bluen: Why are your lips so pale?
[+7] u/DavidMiller987: Casino closes at 4, geopolitical risk trades all weekend. Well, boys, we may be slightly cooked
[+7] u/Stryker9110: Everything I buy goes down and everything I sell goes up and if I don’t do anything everything I watches goes up but as soon as I buy it goes down
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Robinhood really let you gamble your credit card points we are in super duper hell man
[+7] u/slimeystevebob: Thank god for the Board of Peace. Where would we be without it?
[+7] u/thethinkernut: happy Friday to you too man
[+6] u/ActivatingEMP: Oil is a fakeass market. Can't believe we hemorrhaged 4% on an article that says "peace can happen if people stop bombing"
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Iran will not accept a ceasefire until its demands on the Strait of Hormuz are met. Source- Al Jaz
[+6] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: I lose my money on 0 dates, but you fell for the SPCX scamq, we are not the same 😏
[+6] u/ima_badfriend: Googl come the fuck on
[+6] u/Dry-Conference3549: I hate myself from last week so much rn. Half of my account in $200 RDDT calls down 70%. Supposed to be a quick flip
[+6] u/rholt168: spy selling off into close is so obvious.
[+6] u/Stugatz27: Biggest regret in life is not slamming my entire net worth on oil during March 2019 when oil was like $2/barrel. That was the most obvious trade of all time
[+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Sorry, that peak was me buying a long.
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: LIGHT THE WARNING BEACONS OF GONDOR
THE BERS ARE SCALING THE WALLS
[+6] u/AllCapNoBrake: Live looks into r/Bitcoin, r/MSTR, r/ethereum , & r/Metaplanet
https://preview.redd.it/2dm33od0m7fh1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=2abe7318b05233137b8bd5af649ebdef7cf8273e
[+6] u/Midpoint60: 15 ships have passed through the Strait of HorrorMuse in the last 24 hours. Is this why oil is down?
This is higher than recent activity, but much lower than before Mango mess began.
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Guess I'm a long term SpaceX holder now, I only bought 2 days ago😂😂
[+6] u/Turtletwoshells: Been getting my mouth fucked all day
[+6] u/joeyeats: most shitty boring market since covid
[+6] u/Benromaniac: Tesla has a long way to go down.
Toyota is so in demand it can’t keep up with production, and its mcap is just over $200b usd.
Tesla is institutionally propped up and only relevant in America
[+6] u/Asleep-Implement5938: i have a feeling spy is going to rip back up to 743 any minute now
[+6] u/LawngClaw17: This market is fucking whack as fuck
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: Space ex finishing down 50% from atm will result in an absolute treasure trove of youtube content
[+6] u/jakeisarake: I need another memory pump to save me
[+6] u/Even-Square-6246: I have a 50% chance of getting any options right and I always pick the wrong side
[+6] u/unexceptiontotherule: Daily lol @ SPCX baggies
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: This feels like a trap
[+5] u/TwoBeesOrNotTwoBees: New rule, whenever I'm about to make a trade, i go jerk off first, and see if I still want to make it
[+5] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: Gonna be a 1% day 💰 🤑 one percent of you will make money 😪😪🥴🥴
[+5] u/Important_Yoghurt722: I saw bearhunter in a short bus wearing a helmet and licking the windows.
[+5] u/emperor_dinglenads: Power hour gonna be lit fam
[+5] u/COOL_IG12: Is Micron a good buy rn? Its PE ratio is still under 20.
[+5] u/-IQ200: New low of day incoming. 🧸
[+5] u/efstratiou: another do nothing hope for an actual trend day
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: This ain’t a 2 reversal type of day. It’s a let it rally on the phony news and we’ll sell it off later type of day
[+5] u/dumbfemboiwhor: I was too nervous to open my app because I had shorted Intel overnight so I was just waiting for my forced liquidation notification, well I was more than shocked to find out that I've not only *not lost* but I made 18% off that trade lmao
[+5] u/smokeyjoe0612: ORCL just broke major support, anyone still holding this POS
[+5] u/sylphvanas: The IV cuck is insane today. Stock is flat and my AUG monthly calls are down 20%. What the actual fuck
[+5] u/GneissFrog: China and Russia pinky promised they aren't helping out Iran. Order the cake and hang the banner, 'mission accomplished' is right around the corner.
[+5] u/Pojihut: wouldve done better buying Pokemon cards
[+12] u/OrdinaryReasonable63: For those of you waiting to short the market, don’t! Wait for another couple of red days for confirmation and then open puts up right before a +2% day. Then average down on the next green day. Hold the position for a couple of weeks to shake the theta out of it and then close around -80%. DM me for link to my trading course.
[+11] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: If the market is fake then why are my losses real?
[+10] u/pmotiveforce: This shit is so funny. Fat retard 🥭 clearly trying as hard as he can to tank market so he and his cronies can insider trade and then he can 🌮 like a mother fucker to pump market back up.
But he has done this so many times it falls back to the mean on both ends of his con. He can't tank the market as much now, and his 🌮s, like his little mushroom dick, are impotent too.
[+10] u/Thisispaartaaa: The swings on memory stocks/ tech stocks is absolutely insane....SEC needs to fucking ban leveraged products.
[+9] u/ap1618: One bad day and everyone is a bear lol
[+9] u/cryptohorn: Dude on cnbc just said "get over it" about high gas prices lmaooooo
[+9] u/ChillinInTheCorridor: damn, maybe i shouldnt have bought $20k worth of 0dte MU calls expecting a bounce
[+9] u/breakyourteethnow: The war was started for absolutely no real reason. Now these radicals discover the most asymmetric warfare being able to cripple global economies attacking any tanker chokepoint. This will never end.
[+9] u/patmccock86: Orange is doing everything he can to crash this thing, no doubt he's loaded on puts
[+8] u/RagingBearBull: we got another 30 years of Tarrifs, old man yells at the sky truth post and real-estate agents running the contry.
get rich now or the next 30 years are going to be really shitty
[+8] u/ModernR3volution: ZENA bottomed out looks good if market runs next week.
[+8] u/theWesternReserve: On second thought, I should have sold in May and walked away
[+8] u/Hot-Measurement-119: You guys are a bunch of fucking retards.
[+8] u/chrisshutup: thank you tesla for fucking my ass
thank you tesla for fucking my ass
thank you tesla for fucking my ass
thank you tesla for fucking my ass
[+8] u/schnitzel: TRUMP MEETING ON WHETHER TO INTENSIFY IRAN ASSAULT: NYT
He’s giving his boys the heads up
[+8] u/blemdemman: my best financial move was not going all-in on space stocks lmao
[+7] u/DrumpfTheBern: Up 150% to down 50% in an hour lmao
[+7] u/Spac55: Another Tariff war, as market pump by few red wing hedge fund buddies
[+7] u/Top-Meaning2626: Tsla holders getting the wildest assfucking this week
[+7] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Tesla and spacex dying is the funniest shit this week
[+7] u/Public_Ideal84: Not wasting time watching paint dry, see you regards next week 🎩
[+7] u/Mobile-Tackle-9477: I gained 50% on Monday… gave it all back with interest since
What am I buying. I have lost the will and way
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Shits gonna dump so hard at 3:45 probably
[+7] u/Final_Ad9418: Pretty much a perma bull but atp if everything crashes to reset this chud market id be ok with that
[+7] u/populist_rationalist: Peace deal? No no. This is Papa John's
I said PIZZA deal
[+7] u/Background-Ad-5319: Lol, I fucking hate this market. Everybody posting “omg this is so bullish” then links a news article with good reports. Stocks down 15% because reasons
[+7] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Oh dang...are my calls really gonna go red when they were up 92% and I didn't sell? God I'm a dummy
[+7] u/EdoTensei10: good news? Selloff. Bad news? Selloff. Every fucking day selloff
[+7] u/HolographicHeart: Today, one minute after market close:
"Peace talks going GREAT! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Israel and the US just announced strikes this weekend by saying Bibi is coming to the US next week. They said the same shit about Rubio visiting Israel the Friday they started the war.
[+6] u/youngmacho: The jig is up with Elon. SPCX and TSLA are heading wayyyy down
[+6] u/UnbelievablyEvil: lol this feels like a taco brewing over the weekend.
[+6] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: I hate rklb now man wtf
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: New $INTC bagholders, represent!
[+6] u/SangerGRBY: I should have seen it coming .. the kid that yoloed 215k into NBIS was the top signal after all.
[+6] u/thelonewanderer333: Man, it's refreshing to see reality being priced in on Tesla.
[+6] u/Sick0h: I wonder what the equivalent of the Middle East will be on mars where we decide that is the area of geopolitical conflict that we want to have some shit going on at all times for all of humans existence there
[+6] u/aqjingson: I HAVE GRADUATED TO LONG TERM INVESTOR
[+6] u/TheCheez-It: Replacing a 10% tariff with a 10% tariff.. cuz slavery. 🇺🇸
[+6] u/Yuri_CPL: no i realized losses
[+6] u/CapDris116: Energy prices have gone up 3x the rate of inflation. Housing has risen 2x. Food has risen faster than inflation. Education has risen faster than inflation. How are we calculating inflation??????
[+6] u/Ozqi: I bought $50,000 worth of SNDK at $2,200. I’m trying really hard to not put myself in a psychiatric ward right now.
[+6] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: NVDA said fuck your tariffs fuck your wars fuck your oil fuck your puts
[+6] u/savethechows: r/oil bols are back behind the dumpster and they're pissed
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: DOWN TO MY LAST $300
WISH ME LUCK
[+6] u/Winter_Pangolin_7023: Bought puts at the top. Who wants to send me pics of their toes for $10 💦
[+6] u/Skipperlarrymary: I really dislike Apple being rewarded for not doing anything interesting, really, for, like 8 years now.
[+6] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Guys don’t do this. This market is turning me into a gay bear
[+5] u/Round_Context_146: is you gonna give it back?
[+5] u/hotCupADank: money printer and guns means USA cant go broke. We just steal shit from the weak and keep the party going another day. A story which is like 100 years old.
you think this Iran thing is about Epstein files or nuclear weapons? hahahahaha no. It's about controlling shipping lanes so china doesnt do to us what we've been doing to the rest of the world.
USA intelligence (the real rulers of the world) said we're fucked if we dont put our foot down and stop the Chinese from beating us to energy control.
Citizens of the grand old USA are dumber and lazier than the Chinese. We have richer people, but they are a small minority. China has hundreds of millions of people that are living decades into the future compared to us. They have sensible healthcare, manufacturing, education, etc. Things they've been slowly but surely building up, while we've been slowly but surely tearing down.
Americans are busy getting enraged over abortion, minorities, dems v reps, cubs v sox, up v down, poor v rich. China is just chugging along getting stronger and smarter and more capable.
anyways, will be interesting to see what happens in the coming 5-15 years. Could get real scary as things settle out.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Well this is just stupid
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: Classic liquidity sweep
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR LETTUCE
[+5] u/Fraud_alert2021: Just raise rates now and be done.
[+5] u/firstandlast0202: so pakistan announcement is fake? LMAO
[+5] u/Aggravating_Ad_8761: I need spy 650 fuck spy
[+5] u/Hot-Measurement-119: Elmo is the biggest con man in the history of the world and also one of the richest.
[+5] u/No-Most2405: Yup buying SNDK was not the move
[+5] u/Saeonic: Bro! We do not need anymore additional Pylons we good!
[+5] u/Any_Parsley2922: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK !!!!
[+5] u/Aggravating_Ad_8761: Here comes the scam pump
[+5] u/PocaMadre69: At this point they’re propping up SPY just long enough to fuck the daily put holders
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: #HOW ARE MY INTEL CALL OPTIONS LOOKING RN
[+5] u/LegitimateShameHands: Lmao qqq is literally dropping .1% every minute
[+5] u/CockSmash69: believe it or not…RKLB calls…I told you boys NBIS last week and AAPL before that. Fade at your own risk
[+13] u/Immediate_Type4095: Literally lost everything today
[+11] u/hermeskino715: Today just proves, whether you're a bol or a ber, always hold your 0dte's until 0 because you never know...
[+10] u/-desandan: $ZENA Drone company has a nice upper gap to fill and chart showing candles just got over key MAs/resistances now acting support
[+10] u/RuleSafe6767: Oh man. Lol. "US military fired two missiles at an LPG tanker that was approaching the area from the Gulf of Oman. Tanker was struck because it was mistakenly believed to be carrying Iranian gas. Attack resulted in the deaths of two crew members and damage to the engine room, effectively stopping the ship.
[+10] u/Capau15: call an ambulance
but yes, for me
[+9] u/Nut_Negative: U know he wants to use a nuke before he leaves bro
[+9] u/traderbusto: This would be the largest bull market in the history of the world if we had non-regarded leadership
[+9] u/RadishAdditional9117: I love it when companies hit record earnings and fall the next day
[+9] u/user365735: ITS ALL FUCKING CRASHING INCLUDING OIL WE FUCKED
[+9] u/JJlaim: Can semis go green into the weekend. I just want to chill on weekend and not think about casino.
[+9] u/Pete26l96: #BLOOMBERG- "AN INTERNAL MEMO BY UBER CEO DARA KHOSROWSAHI WAS LEAKED THIS AFTERNOON, DISCUSSING AN EXPECION OF RAPID DECELERATION IN PROFITABILITY DUE TO A MORE COST SENSITIVE CONSUMER AND AV CHALLENGERS SUCH AS WAYMO"
#LOL
[+9] u/RandomNobodyEU: We talk about our feelings and hug it out
[+8] u/xEppyx: Well, I guess I'm tapping out next week.. 100k down. I just can't catch a single break in my life.
[+8] u/i_empathetic: 🥭said tonight will likely be the most brutal attacks of the entire Iran war, this weekend he's probably going to do some stupid shit, next week we really need a mid-week 🌮 or this is gonna get ugly
[+8] u/AlpacaDream7: The vibes have never been lower
[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: This next hour will determine the entire fate of mankind
[+8] u/MrForever_Alone69: They say pee is stored in the balls, big if true
[+8] u/31andnotdone: https://preview.redd.it/did87mbj88fh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb018503e94c96096284768cf80c112bc3e95256
[+8] u/Pr_Master27: That noon bull trap was impressive. i almost fell for it as a bear.
[+8] u/SavageDuckling: MU really just swings 10% per day in any direction huh
[+8] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Bear market is here unfortunately all bers got liquidated back in April buying poots
[+8] u/maxx159: You guys keep saying it’s gonna pump so I am getting puts
[+8] u/Axt275: What a fucked up day.
[+8] u/ReadyGain2972: Monday has to pump right???
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: is it me or are they trying to be ultra clear that this is dumping?
[+8] u/confused_teabagger: Is your job losing money with options trading?
[+7] u/JuicyJohnny69: telling myself it can't go lower has done so much damage..
[+7] u/Ancient_Stretch1746: send tesla to 0 :kek:
[+7] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Glad I was able to help pay for some rich asshole’s coke and titties
[+7] u/Particular-Cake-6430: The $100 accounts need to stfu with bull ber talk. Going up 4 cents is not shreking.
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: Don’t need retirement if you die early from gambling stress
[+7] u/Then-Wealth-1481: Intel went from +13% to -7%
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: Fuck you bears. You might have won the battle, but you won’t win the war.
[+7] u/kumako10: Bers buying puts at the bottom right now
[+7] u/natebro142: If there isn’t a TACO this weekend the sub is getting Thano’s snapped
[+7] u/Frequent_Bowl_3668: the semi bubble slowly popping
[+7] u/Czyzzle: # Need a green mercy candle
[+7] u/Time_Course5106: Power (cope) hour pls 😭😭😭😭
[+7] u/Rizocon1: Pump into close to fuck your puts
[+7] u/hw999: talked my self out of taking profit on DRAM, MU and SNDK yesterday, FML.
[+7] u/LaHhxL: This weekend, 🥭s going to bomb the sht out of Iran or peace deal. What you guys got
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: I technically have two more hours of work
🫵 But I'm not doing shit
[+7] u/originalpjy: That rip was the insiders buying before the Trump Taco coming soon....
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: What is going on man🤣even bulls want this to flush
[+6] u/sekak77: https://preview.redd.it/87m57yag78fh1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70f3bf5183129f4e248e0ba1f61d4b8ad59c2da
Calling all bols to save this dip
[+6] u/12301923: Green by monday big orange man buying dip rn
[+6] u/TheEagleDied: It will be nice when all these rich greedy fucks that are propping the market up start getting margin called because they can’t exit their position with the lack of liquidity.
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: Not even people buying or selling anymore. Just killing options.
[+6] u/ReadyGain2972: Yeah i dont even know how to play this market anymore lol. Lost 50k trying to catch the rebound
[+6] u/cheweyy: Bro I am straight up NOT having a good time
[+6] u/cinJESUS: is it time to buy MUU and SNXX? 👀
[+6] u/RealisticOkra6567: If I sell spy will pump $3 more
[+6] u/Spy300: >IRAN’S NEW LEADER IS MORE OPEN TO PURSUING A NUCLEAR WEAPON, US INTELLIGENCE SAYS – NY TIMES
*manufacturing consent*
[+6] u/Capau15: I always get the percentages I aim for, only thing is that they re in red
[+6] u/Summerdaysengineer: I’m not having fun anymore 😭 😭
[+6] u/rottenfence: Every mag7 increased/ will increase capex for AI buildout.. only makes sense to dump every company that benefits from that..
[+6] u/DarkR124: Greed is a hell of a drug. Made 120% in an hour and it’s currently sitting at 20x. I feel sick.
[+6] u/Glassesofwater: Friday sell off hmm. Let me guess, news comes on Sunday and market pumps monday
[+6] u/Boomer_here: just played a solid 18 holes of golf. ate a prime rib sandwich with a coupe of cocktails at the country club. all my divvy stocks are up. poker with the boys tonight. life is good.
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bol extinction event
[+6] u/Xzlk: Jane Street, would you like to share with the class what you know?
[+6] u/Spiritual_Exam_8528: I’m so tired of going long. Time to be a 🌈 🐻
[+6] u/Clarkk3000BC: Wait hold on theres still time for the V
[+6] u/derprondo: Is Mango cooking a taco supreme or the ultimate Trumpy Dumpy?
[+5] u/housemouse431: meta might go to 10 dollars by eoy
[+5] u/Plus-Ice-2226: So I’m going to assume mu will open up at 960-980 on Monday
[+5] u/Imaginary_Tear_2328: Did anyone buy calls thinking it will go up?
(I would have and would have lost my ass off. Only reason I didn’t - my Friday philosophy. If up good amount (made about $2300 today) I don’t trade afternoon on Friday as want to go into weekend in good spirits. Too many times lost Friday afternoon after a good morning = shitty weekend)
[+5] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Um wtf happened today 😆
[+5] u/eternalfailsafe: SMCI with the most perfect V i’ve ever seen
[+5] u/neillson01: F U Space. Space is fake.
[+5] u/Czyzzle: Suddenly all of my limit sell order look ridiculous
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: If you feel bad just think Elon musk has lost 500 billion dollars in the last 1 month
[+5] u/Striking-Dentist7311: 🍊 is laughing at this whole community
[+5] u/CheesecakeCandid3635: Recovery for the week wiped out in 1 day
[+5] u/Classic-Test4979: how we think skhy earning will go?
[+5] u/nascarhero: MU bols flipped to Asian color scheme and all have their screens upside down
[+5] u/touron69420: As a semitard bag holder myself, watching the semi subs freak tf out on days like today is worth being down -30%
[+10] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: she cheated on me guys
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: yep, we're officially in a ghey ber market
[+7] u/Snoo-95676: Guys if you are feeling bad, I bought nokia at all time highs, it’s now down 40%
[+7] u/AdjustDeezNutz: I went on the trump speech for stock advice and walked into him calling LeBron a racist.
[+7] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Great bull trap. Great rugpull.
[+6] u/tonyaustin6: Sold, will buy back at a higher price on Monday no further questions at this time
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Guess I won’t be eating this weekend
[+6] u/hivaidsislethal: Why would Joe Biden do this today
[+6] u/skin_flute_player: This sub has come full circle. The original wipeout was MU 90c and now it’s because of MU again lol.
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: So im dick deep in ford puts we’ll see monday
[+6] u/crazyfool319: At this rate I'll be richer than Elon Musk next week !!!
[+6] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Bols cucked, bers cucked, everyone gets a chair in the corner today
[+6] u/bigassdump: I DECLARE BANKRUUPCYYY
[+6] u/slothropdroptop: CAN BIG COMPANIES LIKE GOOG INTC AND AVGO AND MU STOP BRINGING DOWN THE ENTIRE MARKET WITH GOOD EARNINGS??
[+6] u/Samjabr: I like starting a weekend after being gaped.
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Market close, time for fake deals and whoremousz commence now
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Mango better do his best to not be ousted from the house. Might get jeffrey'ed in prison.
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: QQQ 300 puts absolutely free money, stocks only go down.
[+5] u/Front-Manager8911: how much mango wants market down
[+5] u/minimal_stat: 📲📞 *Hello mother, yes I was just calling to hear if my old room is still available*