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[+12] u/Any_Influence_8305: Everytime a pennystock reverse splits, a regard gets its wings
[+12] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Today we need a 20% SNDK and 15% MU day
[+11] u/TheYearGuesser: Hopefully Iran will announce some data centres soon.
[+10] u/Miserable_Mine_4189: is anybody else down like 40% in the past 2-3 weeks without knowing what actually tanked them? or is it just me over leveraged
[+10] u/unholy-confetti: What happened to that fellow regard on r/suicidewatch
[+8] u/calvin_tam: Good morning to bols only
[+8] u/Senior_Yesterday_825: The manipulation was successful, now rotation back into AI
[+8] u/SirFunset: Everything green, MSFT red. All is right in the world
[+7] u/i2ye: The manipulation is crazy
[+7] u/CharacterSell4054: I spoke with Mitch McConnell today. He told me how hot it is and that I should YOLO in on MSFT.
[+7] u/EarOld2160: Fellow regards please listen up!!
I will be working at Wendy’s starting next Monday and will dca 50% of every paycheck back into their stock.
Exactly like how ceo do stock buy backs. Not only will I pump the stock with only Wendy’s money and not mine( no risk taken) I will also profit when it gets bought out by March 2027!!!!
[+7] u/SundayLeagueStocko: My pivot into software because it was "oversold" is looking tremendously regarded this morning
[+6] u/cloudsofgrey: Come on MU, actually pump today. You can do better than 3.5%.
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: I'm eyeing leveraged SNDK and MU, last time I did that they went down 20%
[+6] u/astromouse2024: ‘Dip buyers dream market’ fuck off, the market can’t even get its own head out of its ASS
[+6] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Roses are red,
violets are blue,
the crash is coming,
I’ve been saying that since June 🤌🏻
[+5] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: The "financial news" now calling tech the haven trade. You cannot make this shit up. And these absolute apes are getting paid for this.
[+5] u/Beautiful-Payment951: market's been doing some weird stuff since monday, my portfolio look like a drunk person tried to draw a straight line
[+5] u/jonneh: Just saw the British bald dude on Bloomberg block out the sun with his big fucking head
[+5] u/beautyofhelin: I lost so much money today. Who’s with me?
[+5] u/iThrewFarAway: # TBH, IT'S MORE FUN WHEN BERS ARE AROUND 🤓 🤡
[+5] u/dankeyschon: MU max pain is at $1000. That's crazy....
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Whos gonna make good trades today?🫵
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Yeah my puts are fucked but I’m not buying calls to get fucked harder by theta . Touch some grass today instead of staring at a chart that doesn’t move 50 cents either way for 4 hrs
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: Buying the dip and it goes lower: I'm a retard
Buying the dip and then it recovers back to where you bought: I shoulda bought more
duality of a retard
[+24] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # SNDK: $2350
“I’m an idiot, why didn’t I buy”
# SNDK: $1500
“LOL I ain’t buying that shit”
[+24] u/Environmental_Bag778: Koreans didn’t dump memory??????
[+20] u/Bam2458: The year is 2077, and the entire US stock market is just a daily rotation back and forth between MSFT and MU.
[+17] u/Weak_Emu3659: 1995: "Yeah this internet shit is just a fad, good old pen and paper is still going strong"
Same guy now: "Yeah this AI story is dead, nothing to see here"
[+17] u/solidsneeze: I only visit this sub for the insightful economic outlooks
[+16] u/gomper: Wild to me that ppl are still trying to pump wendys
Went to the bagholder sub and they're coping by telling themselves they bought it "for the dividend" lol
[+15] u/whitehypeman: Remember when GameStop tried to buy eBay half cash half stock? That was crazy
[+15] u/Weak_Emu3659: 3 days ago: "Yeah I panic sold MU at 850, really think this AI stuff was over hyped badly"
Same guy, soon: "MU 1600 is a good entry or no"
[+14] u/SmoresPies: i'm glad i fomo'd late into the rally over the past few months, because its now clear that i bought the top or very close to it, still yet i hold like an idiot
[+14] u/Severe-Selection-256: I told someone to shut up on a brokerage sub and I had like 30 downvotes and was banned. LOL buncha wusses
[+14] u/tiny_toof: YOU 🫵 didn’t buy MU at 900 two days ago
[+13] u/FLRugDealer: I am fucking late as hell for work
[+13] u/DMND_Hands: Bears can explain economics and every single macro and micro market condition
but cant explain why theyre broke
[+13] u/therealcoon: Saas rotation in and out is fucking crazy
[+12] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: BTW FOR THE DOOMERS: **The U.S. economy's vulnerability to global oil supply shocks has declined dramatically, with a 15% global oil supply disruption today causing only a 0.3 percentage point drop in U.S. real GDP growth, compared to a massive 5.6 percentage point drop in 1980.** [https://www.dallasfed.org/research/economics/2026/0623](https://www.dallasfed.org/research/economics/2026/0623)
and this war will further decrease oil reliance and push for alternative energy, electric vehicles etc. oil countries are FUCKED in the future.
[+11] u/alwaysmoney2: Iran is currently launching a pre-market round of missiles to Jordan, Bahrain and Kuwait.
You know what that means.....PUMP IT
[+11] u/Slightlybadpicks: Man, I haven’t even touched my self in days. Then why am I deep red? 🥺
[+11] u/vermilli21: ROTATION BACK INTO SEMIS AGAIN
[+11] u/plumpypenguin: WSB one month from now
MU $1200: I’m such an idiot why didn’t I buy MU
MU $900: lol I ain’t touching that shit
[+10] u/TreGet234: So hard to find meme stocks that don't yet have a bagholder subreddit 😔
[+9] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: We’re never getting Elder Scrolls VI, are we?
[+9] u/Powerful-Actuary-764: Oh it’s def dumpin today
[+9] u/LazyToPickMyUsername: We about to rip to 755 today
[+9] u/juliakeiroz: \>futes are up
people are 100% pricing in the TACO
people are 100% pricing in the r3tarded algos that will pump SPY 3% the nanosecond Trump tweets 'peace talks going well'
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Daily reminder AI isn’t profitable and all this CAPEX will get cut eventually as Wall Street starts doing to the mags what they did to meta during the metaverse
[+9] u/HowLongCanIGoOnStock: Babe wake up it’s time to lose money again
[+8] u/Kindled808: Apparently I’m bearish since I cashed a call position at 300%. That’s why you guys don’t make money, you never pull profit
[+8] u/LuckSuccessful5839: what is wrong with msft and the mag 7 it is a sinking ship
[+8] u/Unusual-Lie8889: The shrek pump at market open will be glorious
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: if I listened to the geniuses here that said semis peaked I would've missed out on this rally
[+8] u/RJ5R: *"It's an escalation, but I don't think it will last very long. But I could make it last as long as I want, if I wanted. But I don't. But these people are scum, you know what scum is? They are scum. They are looney, there's something wrong with these people. And we haven't even been striking them with full strength. If we did, they wouldn't even have, like, water, because we would strike their desalination plants"*
\- Our President trying to make coherent sentences speaking at the NATO Summit (7/8/2026).
[+8] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: I shouldn’t have full ported ServiceNow
[+7] u/znightmaree: “Scam market” - people who don’t know how the market works
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: Believe it or not, who the fuk knows lol
[+7] u/KarlLachsfeld: >SK Hynix US Listing Is Seven Times Oversubscribed
Weak ass SPCX was only 4x
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: when I make money I should have made more
when I lose money I should have lost less
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: QQQ up .5% while most tech stocks are down. Fraud ass market bro 🤬
[+7] u/Substantial_Limit213: Bro US is also striking the eastern coast of Iran right now, if markets don't react its bullish AF
[+7] u/ThaddeusJP: More strikes in Iran. Germany buying Tomahawks.
Screw memory stocks, I'm long on all the weapon companies.
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: MU ... PUMP... COMMENCING...
[+7] u/ClassicNote1720: US just bombed an Iranian nuclear power plant
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Might be one of those days for sandick and MU where they just go up in a straight line
[+7] u/drakilian: Cuckerburg and Microcuck taking turns watching their wives get pounded by semis today it seems
[+7] u/d3sp: Do not hold memory options more than 1 day 🚨🚨🚨
[+7] u/Unusual-Lie8889: Breaking News: Locals bears found dead from drowning in their own piss
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Babe remember the money we invested for a new house
[+7] u/Substantial_Limit213: Holy hell MU pumping like crazy rn. Will it hold into the open is the real question
[+7] u/juliakeiroz: HEY GUYS, TRUMP IS BACK TO BOMBING IRAN!!!!!!!
see? none cares
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: My financial advisor is fucking retarded
*I am my financial advisor*
[+6] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Bought SPX near the top. Went -20% and sold just to watch it fly upwards almost immediately.
[+6] u/Harp-Note: I'm sorry guys, I bought calls before close yesterday.
[+6] u/noiroami: idk why it makes me cringe when people say “buy the dip”. shut the fuck up.
[+6] u/TreGet234: Treasuries are actually a generational buy here. When the market crashes and rates get cut you will get a huge appreciation.
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Not a single green stock in this whore ass port 😭😭😭😭😭
[+6] u/Saltysunbro: MSFT you piece of shit.
[+6] u/skeet_scoot: Day 197 of MSFT bulls saying the stock is on sale while it keeps falling.
[+6] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: MU is due an absolute rocket day
[+6] u/itsokbronoproblem: DRAM 63.5 this is the moonshot!
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: zuck tanked memory stocks because he was butthurt at getting neg diffed in the AI race
[+6] u/juliakeiroz: the '*FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING*' warren buffet meme has a magical power at this point
anytime it gets posted on the front page of WSB, the bear run is over the next day
[+6] u/kryptonyk: Are MSFT baggies the dumbest people on Earth? Folks are asking.
[+6] u/Coogiez: BITCH IM A COW MUUUUUU 🐮🐮🐮
[+6] u/Coogiez: Also who ever didn’t buy the memory dip for that many days what did you do
[+6] u/Pamper69: Feels like a +5% day on spy, but I dont want to be too bearish
[+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/Trashpanda7193 (1W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **MU** ▲ | $924.06 → $1000.00 | +8.2% | 19h 33m | Won |
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: FEW DAYS AGO META WANTS TO SELL EXCESS COMPUTE AND NOW META WANTS TO DOUBLE COMPUTE?
WHICH IS WHICH SOMEONE IS LYING LMAOO
[+6] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: Every man and his dog knows that the Nasdaq peaked and is in early decline. SK Hynix listing on Friday will add to the drag on markets. Look at the dot com chart in 2000 and look at this, it’s clear as day. It’s over
[+6] u/Kindled808: There’s no way your above -99% all time
[+6] u/Calebsmoshh: Silence woman, the men are keeping the stock market up
[+5] u/gopoohgo: SNDK sub $1500 was a gift.
[+5] u/Left_nostril_fetish: Anyone else occasionally check in on the gamecult subreddit just to laugh at the latest conspiracies they came up with? It would be sad if it wasn't so hilarious
[+5] u/DipSniper69: Imagine only trading one side of the market because of what some 17 year old retards might say about you on this forum
LMFAO 🤌🏻
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: You will make money today because I believe in you
[+5] u/boose36: I need a mega green dildo typa day
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS
[+5] u/ramy_mousa: who would've thought that software stocks were in a bull trap and are going back to dig for tree roots again
[+5] u/Bag_holder1: Imagine thinking war isn't bullish
[+5] u/JustJerrynotTom: Europoors attempting a V
[+5] u/lechimpanzeu: Sell everything, close the app, throw the phone
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: the only thing that is bullish from this long term is that people start HATING higher oil prices. this will speed up electric car transition and the push for alternative energy. iam unironically suprised by the amount of teslas in germany now, really gained popularity, especially with extremly high oil prices rn. energy diversification and less oil reliance is also extremly beneficial for the west long term
[+5] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: can you imagine just like 3 days of every dip not being instantly bought right back up?
[+5] u/solidsneeze: hardware has violated the ceasefire with software once again
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Everything reminds me of her (Wendy)
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: This market is cancer
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Are they closing the strait again?
[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Sandisk even more up than Micron. Lol. Again
[+5] u/DipSniper69: Het your Oil puts ready for the inevitable Peacedeal 27
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Dram gonna pump beginning today due to SK Hynix ADR
[+5] u/itsokbronoproblem: ape into $DRAM you fucking degenerates! This is the moonshot!
[+5] u/NoSenseMakes: it’s always been a bear trap 🧠
[+5] u/Sommersun1: Just remember: whatever happens to you today, at least you're not in Paris.
[+5] u/SilverVikingTT: U.S. Embassy Jordan: Location: Jordan, countrywide; Event: Reports indicate missiles, drones, or rockets are in Jordanian airspace. Seek overhead cover and shelter in place immediately. Remain indoors and pay attention to local announcements and alerts
[+5] u/Chiinoe: Saas is cooked. Lfg chips
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Memory bears really thought lmaooo
[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: All software stocks are red. Semj stocks all green
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: If you didnt buy MU calls on the dip you belong here
[+5] u/Mrsir300: Iran reporting US hit bridges connecting trade routes to China and Russia. Also striking near their nuclear facility. 🥭 really is starting bridge and power plant day
[+5] u/gopoohgo: Imagine missing out on the semi boom
[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: ROBINHOOD IS DOWN
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
BLOOD BATH INCOMING
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: looking at memory rn, man keep remembering buffett here, say what you want about him (he is the goat) but he cooked: "The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient"
[+5] u/zetia2: I need spy to get to/past 760 before mid next week. I just need a temporary rally
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Bers back to “ but war is bad” .
[+5] u/puts_every_day: They only used 4k shares to pump it back up 😱
[+5] u/Utilize3372: The year is 2030. Iran still wants to make a deal
[+34] u/OSRSkarma: Ah yes. Raymond James with the very modest $800 PT for spacex
These people get paid to do this
E: i am very bullish on spacex but over 8T in a year seems just slightlyyyy unattainable
[+20] u/YoDooley: You gotta trust your gut.
RIP bear market July 7, 2026 - July 7, 2026
[+17] u/unexceptiontotherule: Zuck deserves worse than -2.5% for trying to end the semi/memory bull run.
[+14] u/good-times-: Just remember. We have no idea what is going on. Good luck today.
[+13] u/civillyRange: Russia is a gas station posing as a country
Ameriguh is a stock market posing as a country
[+13] u/powerboner: You guys saw SNDK on an $800 dip and didn’t buy? LOL
[+13] u/Leaguefizzics: Yeah it’s gonna dip down perfectly for your entry dw bro
[+12] u/WocketWaccoon: You didnt buy the MU SNDK dip all week? And are now fomo’ing?
LMFAO!!!!!!
[+12] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: man so proud of my pussy ass self for not selling MU yesterday at a 100k loss
[+12] u/YoDooley: It’s okay bears. You can’t be taxed on your income when you have none.
[+11] u/iliveasimplelife: MSFT and META have ruined my life
[+11] u/civillyRange: Oil should be over 100 a barrel this is fuckin silly
[+11] u/AlmostAsianJim: Back to regular programming, hyperscalers down, chips and mem up. This market is both untradeable and tradeable at the same time. Very tired of what the AI theme has done to the market overall.
[+11] u/unplugmybrain: Still holding this Wendy's bullshit
[+11] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Chances we dump at open?
[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: MSFT going back to 360 to celebrate the Xbox glory days 🤗
[+11] u/ChreeKnowsBest: The funny thing about semi’s is they can go down 30% in 2 days and make you lose all hope and then they can go back up 30% in 2 days and make you wonder wtf you were so upset about on Monday
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[+11] u/HawkShoe: What are you, a commie?
[+10] u/unclefire: Semis getting a big green boner in premarket.
Sold MU at 951 damn it.
[+10] u/Asleep-Implement5938: Im only here to catch a 90x on the rocket game in the casino.
[+10] u/Haikoe: So zuckerglasses collect all the data, AND HE WANTS ME TO PAY FOR INVADING MY PRIVACY?!?
[+10] u/player_zero_: The beauty of holding nuclear stocks is that they follow all the macro down trends but never any upwards trends
[+10] u/ChreeKnowsBest: If you sold memory during a 30% downturn after the strongest earnings reports in history because “bercuck123🌈🐻” told you “it’s so joever Michael Burry called it” idk what to tell you
[+10] u/Kooky_Resource6348: because everything is going back to normal finally
[+9] u/Silver_Fan_6086: Terminators could be annhilating the planet and stocks would pump. TA is dead, vibe trading and meme stocks have taken over, crazy times lol. Goodluck today fellow regards
[+9] u/kingRegard7: Google and Msft red, semis back to pumping. Market is healing.
[+9] u/Ltheman00: RIP all 6/10 put buyers
wouldnt wanna be in your shoes rn
[+9] u/DragonSlayer626: So glad i bought the memory dip instead of crying Ai BuBbLe PoPpEd
[+9] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+9] u/YoDooley: Poor
Unfortunate
Trading
Souls
PUTS. No wonder some of you nerds can’t stop buying them.
[+9] u/jerome-yellen: DRAM +10% kind of day
[+9] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Yall are so dumb. It’s been dipping
[+8] u/nerozz_00: Mu back to 1.1k again today
[+8] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: meta absolutely drilling
[+8] u/SpecialTrust2045: Happy for my memory stocks but can we all agree that hyperscalers esp Meta and Msft suck?
[+8] u/enc-nyc: Your options portfolio has been visited by Iran's Revolutionary Guards. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+8] u/Tommyd023: Here's to the guy that full ported RAM yesterday
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: "NO DAD DONT DO IT!"
"NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO BE A BEAR!"
(Takes off belt)
[+8] u/RegularStudy9524: Best way to pump the market is to have fake news released about war so that everybody buys puts and forces it up
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU RIGHT NOW
[+8] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: The only two positions I have are IBM and MSFT. Guess I am now a long term investor
[+8] u/definatelynotme321: META deserve to be punished for terrible management and reaction to AI. They are absolute headless chickens. Stick to ads you bums.
[+8] u/Neader: First time this week waking up and not having a single notification from Robinhood that a stock I have is -5%.
[+8] u/Fraxial: 30k MU turned into 60k. Tempted to sell after open and dump it in META
[+8] u/Mega_Ass_Sp00n: allah rewards his most loyal bagholdrs
[+8] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Hold your puts, this pump appears illegitimate
[+8] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Imagine the clowns buying put yesterday morning after hearing about the war 😂😂😂
[+7] u/Pharrel4: So basically the market was going down so in order to save it, they started bombing again. Ok.
[+7] u/Vlashaaak: Msft is red. Guess we’re gonna have bull market today
[+7] u/hftrobo9285: Buls I just called the CEO of Stonks, he said we’ll moon today
[+7] u/SalemKinkTrials: 100 free MU leaps, but you have to dig in my ass to get them. Are you doing it?
[+7] u/Foreigntragedy: fuck you microsoft piece of shit
[+7] u/NinjaMonkcy: MSFT is an inverse leveraged Nasdaq ETF
[+7] u/Fkn1v1mem8: semi and memory bottomed yesterday. moonshot rest of the time we’re alive
[+7] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy $755 close today
[+7] u/Fun_Investment1101: Mfs saw a shitty fast food stock go up 30% and still didn’t sell LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/EngineeringTrue80: anytime you feel bad about yourself, just remember there are still Apes waiting for the Squeeze
[+7] u/jooro_a: Is there a war with Iran today?
[+7] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Meta took down the entire ai industry to pump lets me check 3% …… yea fuck them
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Buying anything at open here is hella risky
[+7] u/smoothsailer55: Should of bought MU dip damn
[+7] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: Vibe trading is key to this market, it seems…
[+7] u/Les7X: Bombing the middle east and market mooning: the true american experience
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Opinions here shift so fast
[+7] u/Dizzy-Blacksmith8837: Why green...?
I don't understand
[+7] u/patelchief90: can MU go to $1100 by tomorrow?
[+7] u/DarkoDokkan: Well 0dte today for semi because Kospi will pump mu to 1100 tommorow eod
[+7] u/Plastic_Barracuda711: MSFT currently down -1.85%, so we're looking good today
[+7] u/ModernR3volution: ZenaTech ZENA underwater drone AUV moved to testing. Nice update off lows
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: Bers prepare your anos
[+7] u/LilFortniteAddict420: Mofos saw a company with a 86% margin and said, yup let’s bet against that hahaha
[+7] u/qqeyes: I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: I can't wait to buy MSFT at 345-350 again and dump it at 380s
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: this week is toxic as shit, first memory got sold into oblivion, now everything else gets sold to get back into memory.
Still memory is down like 20-30% from its peak
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Any chance this holds?
[+6] u/winner_in_life: Godamn, mu dip was the easiest buy
[+6] u/hioman01: BREAKING: Starbucks will no longer sell coffee to MSFT and IBM staffs
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Msft
Amzn
Meta
Getting smacked again.
Here we go!!! More red!!
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: So memory and chips are pumping
And meta is getting blasted.
[+6] u/winston511: You pump like a younger man, nothing held back. It’s admirable, but mistaken.
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Market breadth is getting thinner and thinner. Only semi market leaders are getting pumped. These are usually top of cycle signs, I think we have a strong correction in the next 6 months. If you time it right you’ll be rich but good luck lol
[+6] u/CatSuspicious8510: AMZN, GOOGL, and MSFT holding SPY hostage right now
[+6] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Things I fear: The Islamic republic of Japan and their Islamic anime
[+6] u/Ferdoki: They better cook those jobless claims numbers
[+6] u/iamjt: Why is meta building more compute while trying to sell compute.... Zuck ffs you crashed our party and now you want back in?
[+6] u/nadoterisback: MSFT chart painting that classic "bankrupt and delisted by end of decade" pattern
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Has anyone tried giving Iran and 🥭 each a snickers?
[+6] u/HopefulPlace7146: Remember the guy that bought a million dollars worth of META 605 calls for September? Where he at!??
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: Zuck is definitely a psychopath
[+6] u/DramaticDirection292: The market is Semi stocks now, if they’re red market red if they’re green market green. Everything else doesn’t matter
[+6] u/SetRestart: MSFT down 2% hahahahahahahahahah
That's confirmation it's gonna be a generational pump
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: LISTEN!!
this is a liquidity drain. SK hynix list tomorrow at 1t valuation.
Lots more selling for 30b raise tmrw
[+6] u/winston511: Memory up 6% and spy up .2%….either this is a memory bul trap that completely Clifford dicks on open or memory has a 10% today
[+6] u/MarginCall94: ORACLE do something!!!
[+6] u/SalemKinkTrials: So funny seeing people accidentally posting in older daily discussions.
[+6] u/__nameless____: I got calls, this is too good to be true, so I'm expecting a dump right about... now
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: Your job numbers sir perfectly cooked
[+6] u/YoDooley: Imagine being a bear
War - no one cares
High oil prices - no one cares
KOSPI crashing - no one cares
New Fed Chair - no one cares
Market Bubble - no one cares
Epstein - still alive, no one cares
[+6] u/her_majestys_dildo: Why didn’t I buy MU at <900. I’m toofucking risk averse
[+6] u/Ok-Yesterday4181: What did I say. Nvidia almost 208
[+6] u/VOO_bull_forever: # the way META is treated has gotten completely out of touch with reality by now... revenue is growing more than 20% at that scale... good luck selling here LMAO
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: hate this setup for open.
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Lockout rally on hardware sorry poosies
[+6] u/DisgrunltedDan: Wait meta dumped cuz it’s making AI chips ? Huh?
[+6] u/cattecatte: So meta crashed the AI sector for a few weeks bc they were bored, i guess.
[+6] u/PsychoSynthesizer: Bought SNDK actual stock in yesterdays' premarket right near bottom (very luckily) and its up 22% in just over 24 hours. Madness. I'm now out. It may do more. But won't risk being greedy.
[+6] u/YoDooley: It’s 2026, we just trade vibes here
[+6] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I will say one thing. Every single fucking stock I've ever bought because I listened to Compound and Friends has been complete dogshit.
In comparison, WSB is actually not so bad.
[+6] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Spy pls don’t drop yet so I can get puts
[+6] u/SteakEater137: I have no issue with SPY green because stocks go up, but how has oil been going down overnight on this nonstop barrage of news lol
I know commodity price is fucked with but this is impressive
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Climate change wasn't a thing when we were sacrificing virgins to the sun gods, just sayin
[+6] u/AnimatorNaive1880: Because this thread loves to panic ?
[+6] u/Reasonable-Cress8890: Tuna salad is the problem. Just eat straight tuna
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: I’m simply not motivated to work 😔
[+5] u/EngineeringTrue80: feels like a massive up day
[+5] u/AdExtension3875: I need a bullish day or im focked
[+5] u/MatthewGTX: i unsuccessfully bought the MU dip with 30% of my portfolio at 1100. at least i was able to spend the last of my settled cash on a single sndk share at 1720 last night
[+5] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Down at open to flush longs, then back up
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: 🥭 ended the most wars of any president in history (all the wars were with iran)
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Remember when that one guy would say LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: msft red means stonks go up
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Is it gae to want a pair of 70$ rainbow sandals?
[+5] u/teh_herper: # Should ya buy MU calls right at open? I feel like they gonna dump for like 10 mins before pumping
[+5] u/PsychoSynthesizer: I know its great fun with sectors of the market lurching back and forth. But it's like a cardiogram going mental -- a sign of bad health.
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Zuck is selling pre-market to buy a couple of eco-friendly chairs for his fancy underground bunker?
[+5] u/SetRestart: Stop edging me and pump this thing
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Pump the absolute fuck out of tsla so I can get tf out of my calls and take a few days to reassess myself
[+5] u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-4: Remember that memory is cyclical, we just don’t know where in the cycle we are
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: MSFT being red means everything is gonna pump l
[+5] u/Db3746: Remember when the US put out a website where you could donate money to help relieve the national debt 😭😭
[+5] u/jda823: Well... We didn't bomb them as much as we could of so... buy buy buy
[+5] u/sm04d: Just when you thought MSFT was on the rebound...
[+5] u/MaxEhrlich: Instead of dump and dump, maybe we can try a week of pump and pump? Just a thought
[+5] u/1foxyboi: Yall think Sara Eisen has a dump truck?
[+5] u/dralley1: Zuck around and find out
[+5] u/Realistic_Wrap_9767: Netflix so shit hahaha
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Burry shorted nvda at the literal bottom and kickstarted the AI pump 2 days ago.
The man can’t miss and L. Cathie selling and Burry shorting literally the best buy indicators.
[+5] u/Asleep-Implement5938: DRAM 7/10 64c and SPY 7/9 751c… lets see if i cook or get cooked today
[+5] u/WishboneMajor7915: I bought 3k 745 calls and 3k 745 puts. Either way I’m making money
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: All of the memory bears have returned to their caves I see
[+5] u/DramaticDirection292: The Qqq is a literal fucking meme index now. With spcx bullshit and endless pumping of memory, I now see why it fell 80% after the dot com
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Need the Penguins of Madagascar to take over my portfolio
[+5] u/Katieblahblahbloo: What’s the ODTE play today
[+5] u/DramaticDirection292: The QQQ went from down nearly 3% pre market yesterday to finishing green and now up 1.2% pre market. Thats a near 5% pump in less than 24 hours. Da Fuq is this shit
[+5] u/Lori-Lightfoot: we should be seeing more loss porn for the MU shake out, i know a lot of retail folded on leverage, show yourselves
[+5] u/teh_herper: Damn these entrys at open looks scary AF not gonna lie, especially for calls
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Lol I had a feeling all those headlines they were feeding us late last week/early last week were all bullshit fodder for the masses to create better prices for big money
[+5] u/CleftyHeft: there might never be another red day again now that the whales have loaded up
[+5] u/Interesting_Bag3976: my calls are not looking good despite this
[+5] u/AffectionateFan5458: Today is the daaaaay... Sale is over.
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I think today is the day for ASTS.
[+5] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: DRAMMMMMMM LETS GOOO
[+5] u/Pretend_Comfort5527: Buy the dip before spy 800
[+5] u/mmaisumm: Can't wait for the "Talks with Iran going well" tweet 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
[+5] u/Capital-Pineapple961: It’s for the greater good
[+5] u/Ok-Yesterday4181: Nvidia should be $500
[+5] u/oldprecision: Finally someone asking this. Usually only see, "why did it go down?"
[+5] u/DDGib: no fucking way I'm buying a ticker called turd
[+15] u/_Netgirth: Used to kinda wonder why so many people stay in abusive relationships. Buying MSFT calls cleared that up
[+15] u/MajorLoaf: Be happy with 10%. Be happy with 10%. Be happy with 10%.
FUCK IT I WANT 10X!!!!!
[+13] u/Alarmed_House23: Crazy how fast things turn from negative to positive
[+12] u/No-Put2311: A full market rally hasn't happened in months just constant pulling liquidity from one sector to the next
[+12] u/SPY_one_zillion: In Korean, the equivalent of “paper hands” is often referred to as **'유리멘탈' (Glass Mental)**—someone with a fragile mind that shatters easily under pressure. 🇰🇷 📑 🙌🏻
[+11] u/RonBlake: Complete dumbass three days ago: “yeah probably healthy bear market for semis. The AI story is just too crowded. Probably healthy rotation to other sectors until the fall”
[+11] u/innocuous_gorilla: So full porting into MU yesterday was a good move by me?
[+11] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: EU Parliament advances “Chat Control 1.0,” allowing mass scanning of private communications through 2028."
We're fucked.
[+11] u/Kaiba_Corporation: It was a nice couple weeks bears, but back to Wendy’s for you 👋
[+10] u/CamOper: shits gonna rug ain’t it
[+10] u/Sick0h: Half pump, half dump. It’s on the website.
[+10] u/BeepBoopDep: MU/SNDK dipped for two weeks to test trend chasing regards. Now that they're shaken out, it's time to moon 💪
[+10] u/tgaccione: Rest in peace to all the people who FOMOed into semis/memory at the top, panic sold and got shaken out, and are now buying back in after the pump
[+10] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Dying your hair is for women
[+9] u/BeepBoopDep: BERS ABOUT TO GO EXTINCT
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: MU heard people calling it names and went Shrek dick on ppl
[+9] u/Urinal_Zyn: Is this like when all space stocks pumped before SPCX and then it sucked up all the volume and then also crashed?
[+9] u/bublythewater: What happened to memory bers LMAO
[+9] u/Top-Meaning2626: MU bers protect your assholes
[+9] u/PhotoSpheres: One week ago I bought MU at 1189 and set a stop loss of 900. Over the next week. It immediately started tanking and then bounced off my 900 stop loss and then went back up. What the F is this
[+9] u/DankerinoHD: Memory bers in shambles LMAOO
[+9] u/ChloroVstheWorld: In my dream last night the memory shortage was even worse than we anticipated. This clearly means full port calls
[+9] u/therehegoesagainsir: Awww what happened bears, gay puts got your tongue??
[+9] u/RougarouGumbo: Can someone please send me the rotation in and out of semis schedule. I’m getting dizzy.
[+9] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: My port, direction: drill to the earth's core
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: MEMORY HATERS THOUGHT
[+8] u/Beerplz94: What is the chance we get a pump for 30 mins and then we crash
[+8] u/Altair82: mem bers own time shares and whole life insurance
[+8] u/ScrewChaseBank: Here’s an almost guaranteed way to know if your stock has hit a short term bottom.
You’re currently in a sudden drawdown. It’s been a few days. You search your stock on X. If every bear alive is confidently saying the same exact thing “target” that they’ll buy the stock, or where it will bounce, etc…. you’ve bottomed. It NEVER reaches these levels, ever.
[+8] u/C0up7: Congrats to those who bought the dip of the dip of the dip of the dip of the dip.
[+8] u/Kaiba_Corporation: Bulls see MU at $900 and buy, making easy profits. Bears see MU at $900 and swear it’s the beginning of the end for the “AI bubble” and buy puts. No wonder you 🌈🐻 can’t make money
[+8] u/NeuroManXy: Delist fucking MSFT. Destroyed my portfolio, my mental and my peace
[+8] u/dabblesest: Guys MSFT is dumping, we are so fucking back!
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: MU ABOUT TO STUNT ON THESE BERS
[+8] u/All_YourBase: Last chance to get on the MU train. Next stop, 1200.
[+8] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: will DRAM finally break the 66 ceiling today
[+8] u/leave_youself_behind: Lemme guess.. art of the peace deal ? Or just framework. Clown market 🤡 I’m all cash btw all 200$ that’s left thank you so much
[+8] u/MrNo_Balls: from a 1 to a bonnie blue, how fucked are my puts?
[+8] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Bears thought we were dumping lmao
[+8] u/ScrewChaseBank: 🫵🫵🫵 sold your Micron at $900 to buy Service Now and Salesforce
[+8] u/jerm2z: If MU could just speed it up a bit and get to 1500 by tomorrow, that’d be great, thanks
[+8] u/M13alint: Stock goes up
Stock goes down
Stock goes up
I buy puts
Stock goes up
[+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: https://preview.redd.it/5ge9cvzgp6ch1.png?width=1672&format=png&auto=webp&s=73e15b3e00dc4a1aae6d9ed59201f35a7cbdade0
[+7] u/devonhezter: Pls go buy asts. Pls. It’s the next Wendy’s ! Now go !
[+7] u/CalebVanPoneisen: https://preview.redd.it/xj5hgvx8d7ch1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb790c2df2bce089acfc2b6caf1cec4464f1b3a0
[+7] u/SenileOldDude: About 100 days ago I lost 212k in a single trade. To the bozo who’s weighing go full regard today: don’t.
[+7] u/POWRAXE: Memory bros > Memory bears
[+7] u/cheweyy: Money leaving msft for semis where it belongs
[+7] u/SpareSupermarket1708: US attacks Iran, Iran retaliates, US retaliates, Iran blocks Hormuz, market says calls all in all time high
[+7] u/miss_L_fire: MU? Will you hold the pump this time pleaseee? 🥺
[+7] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Some of yall act like we aint ever been at war in the middle east before or something.
[+7] u/Kickboy21: They rotate money between MAG7 and semi/memory
[+7] u/refrigeratorsHD: Best play to lose money?
[+7] u/CMDR_Shepard96: MU breathing some life into my -90% JUL17 1250C!
[+7] u/Benromaniac: Yesterday was necessary for the moon today
Oil lol
[+7] u/Dongkey_kong: I will be banned after today because MU didn’t hit 1300 but I still believe in my thesis and think micron could see 1500 before their next earnings
[+7] u/Luv2AnalCathieWood: Get in DRAM before SK HighDick IPO tomorrow
[+7] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Ngl I miss being in high school
Life was so simple then 😔
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: SanDisk fell 38% from its peak a month ago and you're confused why it's going up
[+7] u/Fabbbbbbbbio: I BOUGHT PUTS SHITS GONNA PUMP INTO OBLIVION THANK ME LATER
[+7] u/juicyjay27: It’s called water pick.
[+6] u/Altair82: MSFT: Red
Hog: Cranked
Premarket: Shrekin
We pampin boys
[+6] u/Royal_Pomelo_568: Nearly back in the green on SNDK🫡
[+6] u/Positive-Rise5145: META's 1D chart is crazy - it literally cannot have more than 2 good days in a row without a major dip the following days, right back to where it started
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: bers asshole: \_O\_ <=====3
[+6] u/Fraud_alert2021: War on, oil up, Korean DRAM, Interest rate hikes in the future and we pump?
[+6] u/chobro17: When is SPY releasing its earnings?
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: The moment there is a legit reason to dump, it suddenly stops dumping. There is no point in applying any logic in this market, just flip a fucking coin I guess
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Premarket should be illegal. Nothing beneficial about it, it’s just gay east coasters get an early move. We already suffer enough on west coast
[+6] u/Luv2AnalCathieWood: Buying MSFT when it reach 350 again
[+6] u/Fun-Fox-6818: The moment hyperscalers announce decrease or freeze in capex, semis will fall 30-40% in a day. Even 1 of them reduces and doomsday starts.
[+6] u/BagholderForLyfe: Why did I buy META???
[+6] u/SAnderson1986: memory totally cucked me... i was buying the dip only to paperhand the rebound...
now sitting on hyperscalers, lol
move was to take profit on hyperscalers, buy the memory dip... hindsight so obvious
[+6] u/_Netgirth: I need a new hobby that doesn’t lose me thousands a day
[+6] u/lschoch2: Who bought more mu at 900
[+6] u/Bokehmon_: Fk the rules I will cry in the casino
[+6] u/Ok-Nose29: PUH PUH PUMP PUH PUMP IT UP
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: Mango deadass backtracking and saying 'idk if its war'
[+6] u/NiceOwner: If you ignore WSBs echo chamber, you would make money.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine throwing thousands on a coin flip (0dte)
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: Drill team already tired out? lol not even a full week, how weak.
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: gonna be interesting to see if people chase the semi trade at open
[+6] u/No_Current3675: hope yallz bought dat sanddick
[+6] u/LaHhxL: MMs are making a sht load of generational wealth manipulating the markets
[+6] u/Metal-Water: Here we go folks. Another day where I lose all my money
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: +25k from MU ... cashing out :)
[+6] u/nigofe: "sEmi aNd mEmOrY iS oVeR" Oh ber oh ber, why you never learn.
[+6] u/Informal_Bench_7219: DRAM to ATH by EOD Friday
[+6] u/szokdogg: My Dram calls yesterday were cooked. Glad I let them simmer.
[+6] u/akeune: MU quit playing games with my heart.
[+6] u/yurunipafu61: Rotating back to semis.
[+6] u/Informal_Bench_7219: DRAM to $80 EOD Friday
[+6] u/PompeiiSketches: back to regularly scheduled programing of:
Bombing Iran: -0.20%
Maybe we stop: +1.50%
[+6] u/Starkfault: If RKLB could go ahead and double now, that’d be great
[+6] u/wtfdoinamethis: As someone who works in AI, this is the best it’s ever going to be - the providers are working under massive losses to flood the world with AI, once we become dependent and they IPO, they’ll need to turn a profit, which they can only do by spiking cost - this in turn will mean the use of LLMs will be way less feasible in the future and use will go down for most usecases.
[+6] u/Weekly_Long_4817: Profit is profit, personally I would sell
[+5] u/unarmed_fish: Im the gayest bear right now full porting puts at open
[+5] u/cantTankThisFox: This feels like an obvious dump on open but idk
[+5] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: Why the massive semis pump? Just people finally realizing that AI isn’t going anywhere, or was there a specific catalyst?
[+5] u/Andromeda_0507: Space bros how are you holding up?
[+5] u/RjBloxks: rip my NVDA puts I guess
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: If SPY doesnt break 755 soon we looked cooked honestly
[+5] u/wowthisislong: $AMD must be a sports team based in Oakland the way it moves for no reason
[+5] u/Miker1730: microslop thank you !!!! :)
[+5] u/Jobless-Dev: Tuesday buy puts, lose money
Wednesday buy calls, lose money
Thursday buy puts? Doesn't matter lose money
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Fuck hyperscalers. All my homies hate hyperscalers.
[+5] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: Trusting MSFT is like trusting your wife's boyfriend.
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Congrats to dip buyers of MU. Easy 10% gain
[+5] u/itskobold: Bouncing back like the rubber plug fell out my asshole. I'm still gaped at the end of the day
[+5] u/Fit-Employ3623: All you had to do was buy memory stock, CJ
[+5] u/luka_b412: Pump it boys, fuck the bears
[+5] u/EnginrA: Starbucks is developing its own software? Starbucks??
[+5] u/Bravadette: 748.50 is the upper wedge breakout BTW yall. 1D candle
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: My grandfather fought in Kuwait, my father in Iraq and then Afghanistan, and now I might get to go to Iran.
Who knows, after that I may go to Cuba or Greenland.
[+5] u/westernwasteland: Fuck it I'm yeeting into soxl at open.
[+5] u/youarenothearingme: its always drill this or rip that, never hey
hows your day going
[+5] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Memory bol is the best kind of patriot
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Apparently there isn’t enough money in the market to make all sectors green at the same time so these fuking goons are trading back n forth.
[+5] u/Bromine_Bro35: Now we wait for the 20% up notifications to just roll in 😎
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: You guys don't get it, *Iran wants to make a deal*. He said so himself
[+5] u/razeusv2: LOL META. Nice pump last week only to lose it all the next. Joke of a stock.
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: TO THE MOON DRAM BOLS
[+5] u/Luv2AnalCathieWood: Rotate back into memory
[+5] u/stupidber: Listening to a podcast about the roman enpire
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Bear extinction event 678
[+5] u/Bitter_Ad_2500: Up 350% on META puts, sold. Always puts when they are above 6.
[+5] u/tgaccione: Steaks for dinner all around tonight boys
[+5] u/Spicyboi981: Regarded question but what’s exactly happening rn?
[+5] u/schwalbatros: Semis hot, semis dead on a daily basis now?
[+5] u/jamieperkins9999: This is the stupidest market ever
[+5] u/MoleMan199: At this point even if it was Japan that attacked the boats the market would still stay green
[+5] u/patricktu1258: If you keep chasing sector rotation, this is what you get LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Campity: Ceasefires are on Sundays. Fridays are for peace missiles.
[+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf this is such bullshit. I finally gave in and bought SNDK puts when it hit 1490 a share and now it just keeps going up for no reason.
[+5] u/callsonreddit: US temporarily paused ceasefire?
[+5] u/Bjorn_Ivarsson: Rotation out of semis into software then Rotation out of softwares into semis.
Rinse repeat
[+5] u/mp7000000000: Get fucked gheyburrs
[+5] u/wedabest111: People rallying behind “peace deal” pt. 26 and SK Hynix “catalyst” (Korea could barely keep it above water and WILL dump it on your heads AH when they get their sweet sweet gains.
I’ve been defending semis and memory the whole week but this is the most obvious pump and dump. DEAL WITH CAUTION TAKE PROFITS ACCORDINGLY.
[+5] u/Acceptable-Two5692: I hate how NOK keeps rising in pre-market and at opening as always it most likely plummets only to close at -69% or something.
[+5] u/Juidawg: Let the record show I was clowned for buying INTC calls near lows yesterday.
[+5] u/Trizzz-y: They are unprofitable
[+5] u/Summerdaysengineer: Came back from -15% overnight
[+5] u/TheMatinow: according to Axios: yes
[+5] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Yeah they're dumb af. They should've done this like 3 months ago. I mean we're dumb af too because you can't just ignore supply shortages because supplies aren't imaginary, even if your numbers are
[+10] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: My qqq puts are so fucked lol
[+10] u/WarenBoffet: aapl : -1%
nvda -1.4%
goog : -1.5%
amzn : -0.5%
meta : -1%
msft : -1.5%
# SPY GREEN LMAO
[+10] u/ilikemgs: Bet 2k win 2k
Bet 2k again win 2k again
Bet 6k go fuck your own face
[+10] u/sekak77: Quitting the market and going back to being a wage slave may be the best investment
[+10] u/tropicalia84: # SORRY BEARS
# MARKET IS JUST WAY TOO STRONG
# EARNINGS SEASON AROUND THE CORNER WITH MASSIVE BEATS EVERYWHERE
# WE ARE GOING TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS BEFORE EVEN COMING CLOSE TO THE NEXT LEG DOWN
[+9] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I risked and I lost fuck me
[+9] u/ccampzz35: You saw MU at 900 and you didn’t buy 🫵🤡🤣
[+9] u/bunnibly: There are as-of-yet undiscovered tribes in the jungles of New Guinea that also know that SPY is going to reject off 750 and go back down to 745.
[+9] u/Stealthless: Here comes the 10:30am dump per usual...
[+9] u/doughboy2domed: Take a big step back and literally fuck your own face
[+9] u/Federal-Profile8857: Congratulations to the survivors of the bear market 10:04 am - 10:25 am
[+9] u/Any_Life_6178: This sub fell off, way too many bots. Love all you real regards though.
[+8] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: no disrespect but this sub is becoming boring af
[+8] u/likamuka: County With 37 Data Centers Asks Schools to ‘Conserve Electricity’
LMAO
[+8] u/LawngClaw17: Everyone’s so happy in here…that can only mean doom is upon us
[+7] u/No-Magazine-4717: Price moves up by $500000. My contract goes up by $0.001
Price moves down by $0.001. My contract goes down by $500000
[+7] u/BBBY4ever: Smells like a bul trap.
[+7] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Down 19k on qqq puts is there hope
[+7] u/Full-Cardiologist589: If it weren't for this MU news this market would be blood red
[+7] u/Snoo-36555: Why god why didn't I buy mu at 900 I wanna die now
[+7] u/Cav829: Nothing like the days you trade thousands of dollars to make $15 or profit.
[+7] u/Distinct_Still9928: MU rugpulling down to 1000 again sighhhh
[+7] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: No casino in the crying
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: 0DTEs died in 2026, unless you're a quant trader
[+7] u/Appropriate_Zebra586: Niggas see the q’s touch a new number and Jus drop tht shit to hell
[+7] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: A whole of month of sideways
[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: If this drops to red it’d be fucking hilarious
[+7] u/PoobliusFlavius: 6 of the BAG7 are red
Memory is holding up the shit show
[+6] u/kuklistyle: you can only laugh at this rigged ponzi
[+6] u/Snoo-36555: I missed the memory dip....
[+6] u/AttemptingToThrow: Oh wow hahaha im down 15k ytd thats my entire port looks like a set of fucking stairs straight to hell im kms
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Pot heads will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # AND WE
# HAVE
# LIFTOFF!!!
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS!!!
[+6] u/Other_Field6502: Investing in the stock market should require an IQ test. Only below 90 allowed
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I full ported and I lost :(
[+6] u/Ok_Product8015: Actually fuck you nvda what was the point of yesterday
[+6] u/dataCollector42069: "we are seeling low quality stocks driving this short term rally"
I want bloomberg to change their damn lines after hearing this 100x a day
[+6] u/jraiv420: SNDK will close +20%
[+6] u/Ecodriverz: Dumping on zero volume. Nice
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Lmao the bull trap today was so brutal
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: look away for 20min and qqq is down 1%
[+6] u/uSaidWuTT: IM NOT FCKN SELLIN!!
[+6] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: This market is really a piece of shit. Hold? Dump. Sell? Rip. Wait? Make the opposite move as soon as you make a move with conviction.
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: What a fucking criminal ass market. Pump it sky high early morning just to rug pull it all with 1-2 candles? Nice
[+6] u/Qnjua: Who bought Calls show your self now
[+6] u/xSpectre_iD: ACTUALLY TOOK PROFITS ON PUTS INSTEAD OF WATCHING IT REBOUND AND GOING RED FOR ONCE. CONGRATULATE ME PLZ
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # THEY FELL FOR IT AGAIN
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS!!!
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: 🌈🐻 always forget that bombs dropping is bullish af
[+6] u/skarfbeaulonee: How could the Islamic Republic of Japan do this to us?
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: The insanity never ends bro wtf is this
[+6] u/Whole_Tea_4383: its so easy to make money this past year, just buy memory and semis at every pullback of 5-10% lmaooo. The bears will never learn
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: According to tipranks, Microsoft and IBM are falling cause Starbucks wants to create an in house AI to replace some Microsoft and IBM software applications
[+5] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Spy looks dumpy. 1013 is the MU short spot so resistance. Just be cautious everyone.
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: Fuck fuck fuck fuck I was gonna buy soxl last night and I fucking didn't fuck fuck fuck
[+5] u/ez399017: War is bullish for MU
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Literally pump and dumps across the board lol
[+5] u/jeromewatdoink: finally ORCL let me get out breakeven. F this shit stock
[+5] u/Bonkers119: NVDA just refuses to have two green days in a row.
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: I know some of you bought MU puts
[+5] u/sonofalando: Someone check on Michael Burry
[+5] u/JonRadian: Pat myself for buying MU and AMD yesterday
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: So semis are ripping but NVDA is dumping? What?
[+5] u/riteofpass: WTF just happened for this dump
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: If you’re gonna be a gambling addict probably best to be inside of a casino rather than on this sub. At least they’ll give you all the free rooms and food and drinks and of course hookers and blow when on here all you get is a nice sarcastic pat on the back…
[+5] u/tropicalia84: Quite literally too easy
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: But did you buy the dip?
[+5] u/GullibleAd2447: MU 10 year supply deal.. ooooohh shiiiii
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: made 22k with rheinmetall calls and sold exactly at the top (1900€)
then bought puts at 1900 and now shit is at 1000 and made another 8k
cant wait to buy more calls at 500
[+5] u/VinAsheel: Stop buying puts bers and we might dump
[+5] u/fickle-phenom: Bears in shambles rn (I am still in the negative)
[+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Why is pump? Didn't we just spend all night bombing the shit out of Iran or did I miss another "ceasefire" announcement?
[+5] u/Total-Savings6385: What's the fuckery nvidia doing wtf
[+5] u/j_b_1983: I'm up $4.373 on the day. I should probably just walk away right?
[+5] u/Demonic_Maidens: I have never been this nervous before. I am about to ask this girl to marry me. We haven't discussed it yet which means it is probably a bad idea but she has almost always said yes to everything I ask or suggest. She's honestly been the best girlfriend one could ever hope to get from AI.
[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: I got got bro. I got got. 😣
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: These mm some real shitheads mate
[+5] u/sekak77: Omega dump, panic sell
[+5] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Damn we pulling a Korea
[+5] u/pablommmRSD: 3 hours from now
WE ARE SO BACK!
mark my words
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Bols genuinely deserve to lose everything
[+5] u/3500theprice: You literally cannot look away for a second
[+5] u/StatementWide8309: Tomorrow into closing, big red
[+5] u/mehmilani: Being long nvda feels kind of like how you're on a plane and you're hit by a terrible turbulence, lights go out, masks drop, you try to keep your loved ones in your thought, but it's hard when you are screaming your lungs out. 15 mins later, you're at the baggage claim waiting for your bag, as if nothing happened.
[+5] u/Cav829: The market officially doesn't know what the fuck.
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: I got bullied last time I posted this but if you buy at close and sell just after open can you reliably make money
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: 🌈🐻 learning the world doesn't need Iranian oil now that we've got Donnie's Freedom Fuel gas stations.
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: dram calls from here are easy money
[+5] u/SharkBiteX: War is good for business.
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Msft is red , everyone point and laugh
[+5] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: Happy Groundhog Day everyone
[+5] u/PapitoMusk: I need the market to open so I can offload my Micron bags
[+5] u/throwtruerateme: Korea changing their overnight protocol on DRAM cost me $600. I was prepared for another dump by selling my shares and holding puts. Serves me right for being a bear
[+5] u/sharkenleo: How is KORU barely green right now?
[+5] u/lilordeo: i could hold Mu for 5 weels it would trade sideways, the moment i sell it goes on a moon mission
[+5] u/jb_1699: classic 10am ameripoor dump
[+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: anyone with an ACTUAL brain and a real answer wanna tell me how oil is already moving down? genuine question
[+5] u/-0x00000000: MAG7? More like BAG7 amiright?! Har har har
[+5] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Never forget that 🐻 have no father figure.
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: To all you fuckers who said my MU calls exp Friday were fucked
They’re up 200%
[+5] u/Ok_Product8015: NVDA couldn’t hold above 200 for one fucking day
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: this is fuckign awesome. s&p not so far from all time highs while my porfolio of shit7 is getting absolutely destoeyed
[+5] u/Tricky-Opinion-6162: sorry bears.... and uhh sorry bulls also? fk this shit dawg
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: This happens every day lol.
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: why bol is not fuk yet
[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Rug me baby one more time
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Can I get a single fucking day where software doesn’t eat shit
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: Ahhh so war in Iran = do not matter anymore, noted
[+13] u/illhelpUbutbenice: Port is 130k and I'm up 7 fucking dollars.
[+12] u/Seymour_asis501: There was a lot of money to be made this morning I didn’t get any of it
[+12] u/TheyCallMeCool1: The market is pumping because the war being back on means another peace deal is imminent
[+10] u/ButtholeAnalogy: MArket so removed from reality it is bonkers fellas
[+10] u/Rez-_-: No dips greater than .10% allowed when I’m short this shit is literally hysterical
[+10] u/ButtholeAnalogy: What the fuck is going on here, nothing but upward pressure past two days on nothing but shitty news?
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: MMs turned the sell button off, bers so FAAAAWWWKKKED
[+9] u/Dependent-Media-1857: is watching your negative position go breakeven considered making money
[+9] u/michaelis999: delist this entire fucking market
[+9] u/Goatfacedwanderer: Blessed be this day... I have escaped my MU bags at $1 above my average entry price.
[+9] u/sheeesh16: This makes no fucking sense
[+9] u/zero12321zero: Now we gap up to 760 by end of Friday
[+8] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: My portfolio looks like it’s either about to fall off an absolute cliff or straight rocket to the moon and I have 0 clue which
[+8] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: I would like to be up bigly please
[+8] u/anjuna-freak: Why is google being a little bitch
[+8] u/fire_alarmist: I have finally figured it out guys...
The key to winning in this market is:
Be greedy as fuck, dont understand anything about economics, Huff spider killer spray, ensure you spawn with 100's of thousands of daddy dollars to use, and most importantly be susceptible to cult mentalities.
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #How fucking original, another day SPY is green while most stocks are drilling LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: QQQ = +1.40% , let it ripped +3% baby!
[+8] u/king_of_all_retards: 🥭: "No deal with I-ran, disgraceful bunch of lunatics, cooo coooo in head, anyway peace deal is coming very soon"
[+8] u/GneissFrog: today's price action is brought to you by the Islamic Republic of Japan.
[+8] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: If SNDK can just do this for the next five days like it did on the way down, that would be swell
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: I don't know what to buy. I'm too poor and stupid
Wage slave it is
[+8] u/noobletato: Pump it to the stratosphere
[+8] u/These_Percentage75: Get ready for EOD MU rip into tomorrow
[+7] u/drizzyjake7447: You’ve been warned, bears
Do not come. Do. Not. Come.
[+7] u/livingiice: Bury isnt fuked , it's me who got fuked
[+7] u/staburself321: Low volume bullshit pumps
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Bloomberg teams up with meta to announce some bullshit about excess compute causing the entire Neocloud/AI infrastructure bucket to sell off 30% in a week. Not even a week later walks it back and says the demand for compute is only growing. What a great way to get an excellent entry point, thanks scumbags.
[+7] u/InspectorDabbit_: Bears are gonna be in trouble if they don't shove this back below 747.8
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) will stay the listing of a contract that would have allowed Chicago Mercantile Exchange to initiate 24/7 trading on crude oil futures as soon as tomorrow.
LMAO
The grift is still on folks. The grift is still on.
[+7] u/Many_Tip_3973: Spy is breaking resistance. If it goes above 750 bers fkd
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: My port looks like a heart rate monitor
after the patient died
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: STOP RESISTING BERS, IT'LL BE EASIER
[+7] u/lordyyz: SPY knocking at 750 door
[+7] u/Wapmen: Damn, I don't even have a conviction to simply buy and hold any stock for 1 week
[+7] u/liuqiu_rangers: They really crashed memory for two weeks just to shake off retail before the Hynix ADR debut 🙄
[+7] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Local golf cart and 1 real car is a good way to go
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: How can I turn my $4.70 Robinhood gold rewards cash into 10k
[+6] u/potsmokinsocialist: The urge to sell just when the market starts picking up 😅
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: We are breaking 750!!
[+6] u/Top_Statistician5590: reject back to 740 pls....
[+6] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: Imagine a world where semis and software can co exist
[+6] u/skin_flute_player: Goddamn the Zuck said no cucking him today.
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: Lol, I guess we are just gonna hit ATHs regardless
[+6] u/EyeCantTrade: Buy low, sell lower 😎
[+6] u/Rez-_-: It’s literally all just about baiting you in and then fucking you
[+6] u/imadawgg: I feel confident that I don’t know what I’m doing. 😂
[+6] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: Do banbets just not work anymore? I should have been banned like 2 times and wasn't and then is said I didn't have an open Banbet the last time I tried checking lol
[+6] u/ScytherDOTA: Theta time, thanks for playing
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: No more ILLEGAL dumping of memory chips stocks
[+6] u/Rez-_-: Look at the big money stocks that actually weigh the index? They aren’t doing fucking shit yet we climb what the fuck is this anymore
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: I was touched inappropriately by a stock and I liked it
[+6] u/ResearchingWhiskey: So if I understand correctly, the main thing keeping the market up is that no one can afford memory anymore.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #The best pair trade is long SPY & short MSFT LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Seymour_asis501: Epstine class will not let nvda go back to $220
[+6] u/Thin_Cat8817: SPY pumping and GOOG down 2%, always pick the wrong stock
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Not long ago people used to say that companies like MSFT, GOOG, AMZN and META are going to take over the world. Now those companies are going bankrupt. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: imagine not buying the free memory dip
[+6] u/SkyCaptain107: Up 20% today, not too shabby
[+6] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: NVDA the gayest stock in the entire world
[+6] u/chauhan_shubham: 24/7 wall st. - 'Why NVDA maybe immune to semi-conductor sell off"
NVDA - Goes down 2.5% immediately
[+6] u/Aggravating_Ad_8761: How many of you genuinely think the market is rigged ? I think it is
[+6] u/No-Bluebird-7326: why is GOOGL freefalling man
[+5] u/Alternative-Salad765: Holy shit - spy puts are so obvious now!
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Dont worry, those behind any manipulation will have to pay a $200 fine.
[+5] u/Rez-_-: So coincidental that the buys keep coming in at the last possible moments of the candles!
[+5] u/Intelligent-Claim193: This has to be a joke spy melting up so hard and Intel is just stale
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Ber? Never heard of her.
[+5] u/Subject_Sea_7949: Was down 13k on Monday, up 400 this morning….. my asshole was getting stretched🥱
[+5] u/CD274: If by rigged you mean institutions moving money around in patterns reacting to shit then yeah
[+5] u/mc4878: I just want my dram calls to hit and a nice thick redhead.
[+5] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: nice bull trap today
[+5] u/nebula504: I’m numb to losing 2k an hour now
[+5] u/MadDabbed: Anyone else feel like in 1-2 weeks we are gonna see a 15+ dollar spy drop??
[+5] u/AdFluffy5869: Get them poots loaded
[+5] u/Lebronsintern: MU don’t limp dick on me now
[+5] u/CVPONE: QQQ dump incoming? What is holding it up soo high today
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Those cannons were promised to me 4000 years ago
[+5] u/drizzyjake7447: R.i.p. Wendy. She got pounded.
[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: Bears scared. That’s what happens when you’re a berrorist against your county
[+5] u/Motley843: my loosing streak continues .. poor me.
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: SLV/GLD will have their moment again when these retards scam too hard, the veil is pulled back and everyone realizes its all baseless retardium. Then the +10000% candles come.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: SK Hynix gonna send Sandisk to 2100
[+5] u/bigfan49: Expert analysts be like “I think the stock that’s going up will continue going up” genius work
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: I need a drill. So bad.
[+5] u/ResearchingWhiskey: Soon the S&P500 will just be 500 memory manufacturers
[+5] u/waka_wear_art: Pepsi earnings show how the US consumer is doing. Get hit upside the head by inflation
[+5] u/Lbuck24: Man lol this fuckin market
[+5] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Back to our daily drill
[+5] u/Winnieboiii: The days like this makes me sick and noxious.
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: this shit is struggling to get up
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: MU keep pushing baby
[+5] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: Bull trap
Bear trap
WE’RE ALL TRAPPED
[+5] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: Idk why I buy these super OTM call options thinking one day they’ll bring me gains
[+5] u/Some1getmeablanket: Same. I have come to realize I am no better than a dog that found a chicken wing on the ground during a walk that one time.
[+5] u/lordyyz: Can we get a wellness check on everyone? Everybody green?
[+5] u/AdFluffy5869: Red dill dough in abt 2 min
[+5] u/Level_Ad8089: msft is the regarded kid of the pack
[+5] u/mmal55: Mu hitting 1k feels even better than the first time
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: I will fucking buy the dip on Meta and Microsoft
[+5] u/PicklesAreTight: Maybe I should have kept my nvda calls lol
[+5] u/--CoolStoryBro--: People who lost money on Argentina - Egypt is going to double down with calls later.
Calls it is.
[+5] u/leestowncat: Sndk new ath next month get it while u can.
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: \+$4k I’m done for today
[+13] u/PhotonicsIsFried: It's a trap. It's last Monday all over again.
[+12] u/eloquentboot: Many of you guys are bad people I've noticed. A lot of depravity here. Shame on all of you.
[+8] u/Mission-Stress-8626: y'all are jinxing the dump, literally shut up
[+8] u/Independent-Eye9513: SPY pump is over guys just take profits and don’t get too greedy
[+8] u/Trendkill4583: Is there like only two people trading spy or what, this volume is ridiculous
[+8] u/LouSwimminn: I love the idea that stocks "consolidate" at certain levels as opposed to the reality of algos just fuckmaxxing the most possible positions
[+7] u/nosebeerz420: Spy gonna dump like a truck or what
[+7] u/JuneauMori: Don't be greedy today, if ur profiting on ur 0dte with no stop loss, just take it and be happy
[+7] u/LarryStink: Got smoked on my puts hoping for more than a day of selling. That was silly of me.
[+7] u/Bizonistic: My financial advisor: Diversification is key
My port: MU, SNDK, DRAM, KORU lol
[+7] u/Part_time_ogre: Ascending hoppy frog pattern on spy
[+7] u/External_Antelope357: Lately market feels like whenever 🥭 wants something at low price he announce war, soon to be followed with peace deal/ceasefire
[+6] u/Mean_Cheetah_3195: What's even proping spy up most the mag 7 is down
[+6] u/AdIcy3141: my whole port green excepct NVDA wtf
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Oh lord...JPM cuts COST price target from $1,110 to $1100. $10 fucking dollars and this shit drops almost 5%. I have no stake but that is retarded.
[+6] u/GregoryBeans: Are my 747 puts cooked...
[+6] u/Xzlk: Timing the META is much better than time in META
[+6] u/CheesecakeCandid3635: SK Hynix please pump memory tmr
[+6] u/zestykite: puts are cooked. dammit.
[+6] u/All_FIREdUp: The 401k hit 50K recently so I took out a loan from it, put big down payments on new cars for the wife and I and the best part is, you just pay yourself back. It’s just a loan to yourself. And you get to keep the interest. Our birthday’s are pretty close together so it was 45 year birthday presents to ourselves
[+6] u/Salt_Contract342: If you 'Mericans manage to dump this to flat by EOD, we are sending down the attack geese to shit on every single one of your cars.
[+6] u/Leading_Price8742: Relapsed on nicotine today. Kinda hate myself but Damm this shit makes me good at programming. Calls on Phillip Morris.
[+6] u/Samjabr: NVDA = The new MSFT?
[+6] u/Own_Cat_9967: Love that the port is ripping after we just went full ‘bombs over Baghdad’ on Iran
[+6] u/POOR-MORON: Retards asking why we’re going up are so annoying
Volume is literally a pube of what it was a year ago
Market makers can bring this up forever if they want
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: My Broadcom calls expiring tomorrow are now worth $2
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
[+5] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Koreans will get FOMO and proceed to pump after hours (hopium)
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: this dump is gonna hurt man
[+5] u/AlGAdams: Zuck said if you guys get META to 700 again he will screw a 🐖 on FB live
[+5] u/Ghoul000: Is SKHY the play for tomorrow?
[+5] u/Due-Fisherman-4459: calls locked and loaded for that last final push before doomsday
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: 🌮saves his tacos for red days
[+5] u/Common-Celebration55: Bers might be the most delusional people on this planet
[+5] u/vCharged: I might need to turn full TSLA bear to end the 5 year range
[+5] u/filitupagain: What in the actual fuck is going on right now lol
[+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: Tennessee State Trooper let me go last night, no ticket, stopped for no seatbelt. Boys. I was sweating. I was over talking.
Be safe out there.
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: What the actual f Microsoft. Must be some hedge fund shorting this thing aggressively and accumulating shares. Some quant fund out there playing it like a video game.
[+5] u/jnk5260-: Impressive resistance by RIVN. Back to $20 we go!
[+5] u/svpa3991: ASTS must stand for “actual shit trading stock” instead of ass n tits cause wtf
[+5] u/Perhaps_Perchance: NVDA is ruining the party 🤡
[+5] u/notrly_ty: I'll never be able to buy a house and that's sick because I'll also never get a dip to buy more stocks, which is also sick because all the money we're giving to other countries I'm also going to have to pay for. Lets goooooooo
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: I have 110k in META, 20k in NVDA 10k in AMZN and 20k in GOOGL am I cooked
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: I see spy is just gonna be a chud today
[+5] u/CarefulAd4757: It’s sad how Wallstreet manipulates stocks to scare retail people to sell so they can get a cheaper price
[+5] u/Fine-Will: Bombs flying is literally the most bullish news possible how could you not buy yesterday
[+5] u/da-pkitty: I actually sold my NVDA yesterday before the death dive. \~I’m learning\~
[+5] u/JuneauMori: SPY blow downwards pls
[+13] u/CMTTrader: How come 🐻's never post loss porn? One of the great mysteries...🤔
[+13] u/eboyuwue: WHERE MY MEMORY BULLS AT
DRAM MU SNDK
[+11] u/Competitive-Water944: # ALL BUL KNOW IS PAPER
[+10] u/Opposite-Link: Considering opening a SPY put before close. Dumb?
[+10] u/Notmikeyouidiot: when i throw $1-3k in my plays...
*-40%*
When i buy $100 of way otm calls
*+300%*
[+10] u/Molmor_: Alert 🚨🚨🚨 MSFT is nearing green today 🚨🚨🚨 pull out your money now
[+10] u/user0384849023: i perfectly timed the bottom this morning, unfortunately i sold 🤡🤡🤡 fuck
[+10] u/SeasonOk8915: Some broke ass bears in here
[+10] u/daytrader7222: SNDK back to $1925.
Sell low and buy high!!
[+10] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Guys I have puts now. Is it hard telling your parents your ghey?
[+9] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: Literally just buy calls and sell in 5 mins, rinse and repeat
[+9] u/hylian_prince: Islamic Republic of Sandisk has gone from 1500 to 1900 this week 🚀
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: It’s because I bought puts
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: AI memory & storage stocks corrected off of nothing!! If anything, they should have gone higher... way higher after knockout results from Micron & Samsung. Talk to me when a company reports 1,900% growth in profits and makes more money in 1 year vs. 40 years combined!! If you don't like that, then nothing will make you happy!!
[+8] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: Nearly half of American adults under 30 now live with a parent.
In 2019, it was 37%.
Since then, the median home list price jumped 34% to $430,000. Rent jumped 18%. The country is short about 4 million homes. The typical first-time buyer is now 40.
[+8] u/WorkingAd7387: memory is hitting ATHs next week isnt it....
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: Who could've guessed a green day would occur after a red day
[+8] u/31andnotdone: nothing left to do but depressturbate
[+8] u/TheSauce69: It’s almost like bears enjoy losing money
[+8] u/Imaginary_Tear_2328: Anyone still holding Puts??!!
[+8] u/Cheap-Sorbet7897: Bears puts are so cheap right now you should double down!
[+8] u/Right_Traffic_4821: My ban is over. I gotta say being away from you chuckleheads for three days did wonders for my mental health.
[+7] u/chrislee5150: Can I get on the market manipulator group text or what
[+7] u/Acrobatic-Pop-7986: Chronic lower back injuries are fucking awful but god damn it i’ve made some of my best trades while irrationally thinking due to this fuckin pain!!
[+7] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: The year is 2026, I just pooped in my hands and clapped
[+7] u/plantsarehealthy: There are bots in this thread telling you to lose money (buy puts)
[+7] u/Wannabe_Physicist: It goes down, I sell. It goes up I buy. Regarded
[+7] u/ateranol: By buying a Porsche on credit, I’m actually manifesting that MSFT will be $600 by EOY. If it’s not, I am absolutely and utterly fucked.
[+7] u/jijitalk: I’m a bitch. I paper handed Mu. Momma raised a little bitch. Fuck me.
[+7] u/GrandKnew: the whole fucking market it green. the whoooooooooole fucking market is green. and MSFT is red.
[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: Yeah spy closing at 754 and opening at 757 tomorrow
[+7] u/HimothyCastagne: \+20K on 0dte’s today. If I am part of that corruption I defend it
[+7] u/Suavecore_: Sndk casually going from 1500 to 1900 in less than two trading days
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Just bought a few 751 1dte puts. Guys, tomorrow is going to be the greenest day ever 💀
[+7] u/DrestinBlack: Man, space sector just getting slaughtered, thanks Elon!
lol
[+7] u/Worried-Action-9497: Melt up days are the worst to trade
[+7] u/big_chestnut: is this where i sell SPY calls because it's the top
[+7] u/loiloiloi6: Wake up earlier then loser
[+7] u/Half_Cash_Half_Stock: Wsb bers got the downsy
[+6] u/need20goodmen: MEMORY-BEARS >>>>> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[+6] u/wildcat1055: I can feel the "talks going well" announcement
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: NVDA sitting at the cuck chair and watching MU go is the best description of the market I've read here
[+6] u/Successful_Ask_2070: Sold my puts we can drill now
[+6] u/lardexDofB: I hope a good amount of you bers got wiped on that pump
[+6] u/brookedow: A Melius analyst now says:
$2,200 Micron price target
[+6] u/rholt168: lmao puts at 748 at .20 and calls at 752 are the same - this market aint going anywhere today
[+6] u/rollinhating: This is the most ridiculous market i have witnessed.. Bombs a country, market dives, announce ”we making a deal now” 5 minutes after bombs hit.. Market jumps 2%
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: Wall Street need to show FIFA who is the king of corruption
[+6] u/YOLOdollhair: You know when it's going to sell off? Overnight or tomorrow when everyone who bought puts today is broke.
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Why Islamic republic of Japan do this
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: damnit they really did shake me out of my calls
[+6] u/GrassOrAss954: Volume in this market on pump days is usually embarrassingly low….but today is almost non existent. Any sell volume at all is likely gonna cause a violent candle.
[+6] u/Notmikeyouidiot: Multi Million dollar service based company has owed my business $800 for 4 months now. rich fucks have ignored my last 6 invoices, 3 texts and 3 phone calls. bout to go shit in their pool
[+6] u/Curious-Tap8312: So we are just casually breaking a 2 month resistance like nothing? Cool
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: So what was all the dumping the last week about? The lack of war? This is a crazy simulation
[+6] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Holy fk buying a boatload of webull, sofi, and hood last month is carrying me so hard right now
[+6] u/HarryBallZach812: Probably an unpopular opinion here, but if you gotta ask this group, you probably shouldn’t be trading
[+6] u/Wannabe_Physicist: Just slowly leverage more to break even, it always works.
[+5] u/whodowhodo: Unpopular opinion but hood is a 200usd stock
[+5] u/Upstairs_Deal3108: Meta 8% move from the lows at open, crazy
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Are we back to memory pumping 5-10% every day? That’d be great
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: July 4th sunburn starting to peel. Feel like voldemort when he started to flake away
[+5] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: Cathie Wood dumping AMD for more SPCX 😂
[+5] u/tribalDruid78: I have been rlly lost with what the market has been doing recently
[+5] u/Volume-Active: Fuck my life, I missed the meta train again. Right I'll wait for the next drop whenever that happens
[+5] u/Boraximus: Korea rallies on this momentum tomorrow and SK Hynix ADR keeps the rally going in the US.
Memory bros can’t stop winning
[+5] u/theWesternReserve: 760 lotto tickets in the bag
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Analyst articles 2 days ago: is the memory run over? Will sndk drop to $500?
Articles today: lmoa got you dumbasses, sndk 3000
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: You be thinking more money. I be thinking more bros
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Can’t even remember the last time when SPY did +2% in a day, I need it
[+5] u/Diguojigood: today, the shorts lose
[+5] u/jusjay123: Why am I almost always right in the first hour, get greedy and then hold for a -90% loss
[+5] u/lardexDofB: I’m furiously stroking my cock rn to the thought of a blown ber port
[+5] u/Notmikeyouidiot: stop doubling down on ur puts
[+5] u/PapaSpumante: Hormussy closed, oil falling again, market near ATH, down is up, thanks Obama
[+5] u/KevinLevrone1329: When is Elon going to make a robot that flosses my teeth for me
[+5] u/TheDiplomat82: IPO should change to RPEL
Rich People Exit Liquidity
[+14] u/APointAndALine: I’m quad tripling down on puts. Bears be warned
[+12] u/Then-Cup-5153: HOLY SHIT SNDK $5 DROP ....MASSIVE BUYING OP
DON'T MISS OUT
[+11] u/OrganicSong2660: Where all the clowns that said memory was cooked 😂
[+11] u/FrostingOk2692: Cannot believe PepsiCo is down while memory stocks are up. They are the top producer of chips.
[+10] u/-IQ200: Of all time I could’ve bought calls, I choose now. This is your top signal.
[+10] u/CalRippedken: Bers wrong again. Unbelievable....
[+10] u/TheNicestRedditor: Finally uninstalled robinhood, it’s been fun… down 5k this year 15k all time. Good luck fellow retards!
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> Explosions in Iran
US-Iran war is one high stakes game of chicken.
Oil reserves are running out rapidly.
And 🥭 likes to chicken out a lot.
[+9] u/Commercial_Lie6428: LMFAOOOO imagine being a bear
[+9] u/skychief99: And somehow oil is down. Shit like that makes me question the legitimacy of everything.
[+9] u/bears2broke: BULLS LIKE:
can’t even tell what day it is I in Turks so long I love it here
BEARS LIKE:
number 5 coming right up
[+9] u/RoccoFb: My life goal is to one day own 100 shares of spy so i can sell daily covered calls
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: "Islamic Republic of Japan" was the buy signal
[+8] u/AshamedImagination50: Yall saw world record breaking revenue from Samsung, saw it drop and thought that was gonna continue? RAMMMMMM
[+8] u/Careless-Ad-2400: i need the korean full port margin into sk hynix tomorrow
[+8] u/ayashifx55: WAR + POSSIBLE INCREASE RATES ... BUT WAIT, LETS PUMP THE STOCK MARKET , ESPECIALLY ON MEMORIES BECAUSE ITLL BE NEEDED LMAO
[+8] u/PM_Me_Your_Mustash: Calls it is, we never going down baby!!
[+8] u/dune2350: I hope "doctor" burry lost a lota money today
[+8] u/curling_rocks: We're gonna live forever on TSLA profits thank you elmo
[+8] u/DesignerSea494: I spoke with Senator McConnell for 20 minutes today, and he told me I’m ghey.
[+8] u/Own-Recipe5908: Bombing during market hours, the true surprise attack.
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: BRUH WHERES THE LOSS PORN REGARDS I WANT LOSS PORN I LOST 10k today
[+8] u/SpunkySprinkle: Everyone was saying memory was sooooo dead. So I inversed wsb and bought the dip.
[+7] u/PM_Me_Your_Mustash: The reason it keeps going up is because more people have puts than calls. Everyone is expecting a major crash, which is the reason no major crash will happen, yet.
[+7] u/JuicyJohnny69: Some of u gay bers are alright, don't show up to the market until September.
[+7] u/longGERN: The boomer grunting throughout the whole fucking day in the office is insane
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: I upvote wsb comments which are the opposite of my position so that inverse wsb algos prop up my position
[+7] u/ImpossibleForm: SPY volume at 1/3rd average trading volume with less than 2 hours in the casino left
[+7] u/trsx5: Massive bulltrap going on in memory today.
[+7] u/cloud_cafe: Bombs mean more destroyed chips & memory -> more demand (to make bombs) -> memory stonks up
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: The real Epstein files release, is when they release peoples real names attached to their Reddit handles....the fallout from that shit would be epic!
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: SNDK - I take everything back, you are not the piece of steaming dog shit I thought you were, please continue the pump.
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: If Einstein is so smart, why is he dead?
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: markets go down 1.5%, my shit drops 10% or more....markets go up 1.5%, my port only goes up 3-4%....make that make sense.
[+6] u/Key_Change_6635: The PDT rule being lifted really helps the MM's rake in the dough. Instead of that 3 times rule in place we just throw money in the toilet all day lol.
Man, we are some desperate schmucks.
Also, no crying in the casino.
[+6] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: i saw MU broke 1k so i buy above and if it goes below i will sell, can't lose money this way.
I'll do the same with SNDK when it breaks 2k.
The reason you can't lose is because there is 100 otehr regards thinking the same thing as long as you pay for the extra fast internet plan you will be first ahead 99 of those regards and their slow execution speed is your gain!
[+6] u/ProfessionalTip9457: puts from here on, its too simple right?
[+6] u/_rockthemike: It’s my birthday today. July 9 and 10 have a 100% win rate trading days past ten years. We aren’t changing that this year. You’re welcome 😉
[+6] u/Still-Jackfruit2787: nvda going up from here?
[+6] u/APointAndALine: Only way to justify bears is that they love eating dick
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bold move by the bulls to declare victory when the kospi is in free fall
[+6] u/Temptedourattempt: One more leg up or correct from here?
[+6] u/COLU_BUS: I hate that my trading performance is a direct reflection of my moral worth as a human being.
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Avoid purely political discussion in this purely politically driven market
[+6] u/Visua1Mod: Took profits. See ya.
[+6] u/LateGameMachines: SNDK death star beaming bers into oblivion
[+6] u/TheFreshOne: 747 close or I'll fart on my pillow before I sleep on it. :*(
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Where can i trade SK Hymen
[+6] u/These_Difficulty_126: Just got some MUU and SNXX. Fuck it
[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: It's not irrational they do this everytime it's just rigged af, when everyone loads puts buy calls and the inverse as well, just straight up criminals lol
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Bros said NBIS was cheap at $280
[+5] u/Fit-Frosting-7144: Except this time they will pump it to 760 and your puts will expire worthless
[+5] u/ConclusionEven6917: Gotta love the herd mentality of pilling back into semis in the hope of a pump even though the story around AI is clearly changing. The market is out of ideas on how to keep pumping because everything is overextended while yields and the dollar won’t stop going higher.
[+5] u/JPM1216: when QQQ is up 2% short it, down 2% buy calls. Have fun.
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Its about to skyrocket guys!! Pump!!
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: I’m asking for a 1% day
[+5] u/Jvil101: 745-749 the whole day?
[+10] u/McClintockC: I'm convinced the Strait isn't even in Hormuz
[+10] u/Sagenitis: MU sour hour bear trap. It will rip another 10% tomorrow with SKHY US IPO
[+8] u/Ok-Indication-3754: The market is so gay today. Can it get gayer?
[+8] u/Leather_Floor8725: Bunch of stocks went up over 10% because 🥭 said Iraq wants to talk.
[+7] u/Alarming_Assistant21: Did you kids have fun visiting the 750's ? Good ,now get in the car , were going back to the 730's
[+7] u/chaoticmosaic: Power hour or I'm deleting the app
[+7] u/Jealous_Committee300: Fall for it bers, get gaped one more time today
[+7] u/my_lastnew_account: I'm buying 300k worth of sk hynix tomorrow on the open
[+7] u/twostroke1: Keep getting offers for personal loans at 17%.
Seems like a no brainer since I can make 30% guaranteed returns in the stock market each year in zero risk index funds.
[+7] u/EanBvasion: 🥭 quiet = bad news post market close
[+7] u/StophJS: META pumpin harder than it ruins the lives of children
[+7] u/ElkForsaken6833: The market actually prefers when the us commits war crimes
[+7] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: Give me 1 extreme shrek dick
[+7] u/mountain-wood-316: Down 1k to up $30. I’ll take it
[+7] u/Majestic_Mention171: Memory FUD debunked, we fly tonight with the Koreans
[+7] u/Professional_Art3563: Bombs right after market close?
[+7] u/The_Albertino: Pretty wild to see average volume on stocks and the tightest price action ever. How can it be so balanced
[+7] u/DeadLightsOut: I can’t see the bull case as literally everything is bearish yet I Litterally can’t see what will break the ponzis back.
[+7] u/catfromgarfield: an hour ago some of you were saying puts are free money and it's gone straight sideways
[+6] u/fooish_moral: obligatory ber r fuk
[+6] u/alldayidreamofdollas: Fuckin garbage last few hours on QQQ and SPY
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Boots on the ground tonight.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Boobs in my mouth tonight
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: >Kevin Warsh names members of his Federal Reserve task forces
>Among the prominent names involved are venture capitalist Marc Andreessen, former Bank of England Governor Mervin King, and Greg Mankiw, former chairman of the White House’s Council of Economic Advisers. Doug McMillon, the former CEO of Walmart, leads the names of business executives involved.
Its literally just about giving his buddies and financiers insider access to fed data.
[+6] u/MarginCalledManager: exit liquidity lining up to hold overnight into the abyss tomorrow
[+6] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Ugh, people saying it'll dump tomorrow means my puts will expire worthless
[+6] u/JellyfishFestival: Same ping pong pattern of QQQ rejecting 724-725, going on a semiconductor panic overnight, then we go down a couple %, decide to buy semis again, then wash rinse repeat
[+6] u/syedhuda: bers praying for WW3 to make 400 dollars on their puts
[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: If you notice, Zuck follows Elon on selling AI infra power and involving in AI coding. Dude literally surfs all the day while browsing Elon's Twitter account before deciding to pivot his company.
[+6] u/Careful-Weight-702: All of a sudden there’s no sell offs at EOD anymore 🤣🤣
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: Saved my port🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 took me 4 weeks but i doubled my port , halved it, lost more, now im up 40 fucking buckaroos WOOOOHOOOO
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Im punching the sky rn
[+6] u/wattap: oil is now lower than it was when mango said the ceasefire is over
lmao what
[+6] u/Winter-Ad7319: Get your puts now or forever hold your calls
[+6] u/gregot76: Just realize when it meanders like this it always just jumps up, get ready for like a 8 pt jump at 2pm
[+6] u/Bettermind: Why is SPY climbing while oil drops and nobody knows the actual driver?
[+5] u/uncsucks: Genuinely what the fuck is this pump
[+5] u/ap1618: Yeah no doubt tomorrow is a healthy reversal because no one is taking weekend risk
[+5] u/Gold-Bid-6169: If this doesn’t feel propped up I’m not sure what would
[+5] u/Deggialx: So where we are today? They're bombing again, FED minutes yesterday was mostly negative, but market is mostly green today? Is it a funds trap before the next week, or noone care about cheetos anymore?
[+5] u/Busy_Dingo_5744: I literally go Costco 3x a week. This should be at 1200
[+5] u/gabrielmmk: I should’ve listed to my cow all morning… “MUUUUUUU MUUUUUU”
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Been hearing this the last two years
[+5] u/WindNo3445: If SPY go to 755 by EOD I'll ask my wife to stop beating me plz SPY gods
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Pump it up
You got to pump it up
Don't you know, pump it up
You got to pump it up
🎶🎶🕺🕺
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Everyone bitching about MSFT. Maybe time for some long calls. Always reverse WSB
[+10] u/pmurt007: Up 8000% on my META calls expiring tmrw lmfao
[+9] u/bradeng97: I got obliterated by SPY today
[+8] u/Dysbit: I am speechless, the MMs are obviously watching my trades and make sure I lose both ways lmao
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: The fact that none of you cucks are talking about UNH baffles me.
I bought at the bottom last year bc u bastards said to do it, now I'm swimming in cash.
Celebrate you fucks
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: Up 1k on a 1 million port.
Ghey
[+7] u/Snowman33001: This could become the United States of Bagholding if we’re not careful.
[+7] u/Apple2o: PAMP you fish heads!!
[+7] u/MagJack: why do i feel like huge movement in the last 20 seconds is gonna happen today
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: mag 7 going crazy right now
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Memory is ded guys ( those that were saying are ded now) - thank you for your attention to this matter
[+6] u/GrossFleshSack: I looked at the market this morning at open and said "damn tsla is still so low? Easy calls.' bought calls. NVDA proceeded to dump hard spooking me, sold calls, switched to puts on AMD, market pumped. Fuck you NVDA.
[+6] u/uncurious: North Americans are scrambling for an IPO that represents 2.85% of sk hynix’s market cap. lol.
Exit liquidity for Korea tonight. GG 🤝
I’m bullish on memory but not on this pump.
[+6] u/AdOk3638: # Abandon ur port bers! It’s at -99%! LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Nut_Negative: Everyday i have to call my broker to lift a margin call cuz ill be leaving futures positions open past the bell with retard size and every day this poor guy has to try not to laugh, i think todays the day i finally break him
[+6] u/sonsofshiva: What in the motherfucking dump is this MU?!?!?!
[+5] u/ercanbas: Me: I’ll buy MU when it dips.
Me when it dips: Not touching this shit.
[+5] u/eggplant_parm827: Here come the giant green candles to wipe out the red. Don't even think of grabbing puts.
[+5] u/BearContra: Quick trip down to 740 by eod when the "blockade" is announced LMAO
[+5] u/jamaicagroot: It's time for all you regards to get in on RIVN
[+5] u/audioaxes: Silly bears, Iran war is bullish. Also peace deal is bullish.
[+5] u/Comprehensive-Dig964: This market is rigged just like Argentina vs Egypt
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Someone bought 1125 strike 1DTE MU calls from me today for $385 per contract. Thanks for the free money!
[+5] u/RealSchweddy: Screw it, it’s calls today. War has been priced in for a long time, bombing has slowed, and oil won’t get above $80 a barrel. We’ll get the announcement that a peace deal is underway before Friday’s market close.