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[+78] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Jim Cramer, [**yesterday**](https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2099571624903163922):
>Oil goes down, rates go lower, market goes higher.
Brace for impact, degenerates.
[+64] u/Utilize3372: 7.17% mortgage rate is more winning than I can handle.
[+61] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Imagine being so obsessed with power that you're spending the last bit of your life being wheelchaired around the senate chambers waving at people.
[+43] u/whitepug: 🚨BREAKING: OIL DOWN ON NEWS OF FUCKING NOTHING🚨
[+41] u/trugalhao: https://preview.redd.it/du8qa2qkxnph1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e10fdc56758c9376dd732e54fc8b5e29208fd629
[+40] u/financiallythriving: Yields don’t matter
Valuations don’t matter
Food doesn’t matter
Oil doesn’t matter
Housing doesn’t matter
The only thing that matters is AI
[+39] u/steem99: "I am the house"
\*sharts\*
[+35] u/Big_Red_Dogs: I’m no IT nerd or anything, but seems like the simplest solution is just to politely ask AI not to extinct us.
[+34] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: To think quite literally none of this was even necessary is what makes this even more retarded
[+34] u/1foxyboi: 🥭 nuked the economy in 2020 by mishandling COVID which lead to inflation. Next admin had to take action to combat it. 🥭 used those actions as a running point and then immediately nuked the economy again which lead to inflation again.
[+31] u/Soffatjockis: My name is Bond. Yields Bond.
With a license to kill.... buls
[+29] u/PatientSpider901: Marriage is a bull trap. 🪤
[+28] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: The fact that the algorithmic trading still pumps on 🥭 Iran want a deal tweets show you how manipulated this is.
[+27] u/jasperCrow: IN 2026 THE TREASURY SECRETARY OF THE UNITED STATES DEFENDED MEME COINS IN FRONT OF CONGRESS. WE ARE SO FUCKED 🤣😂🤣😂
[+26] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Pump to wipe out retail puts, then dump to wipe out calls - repeat
[+26] u/i_empathetic: "Many people buy meme coins for capital stability" - Scott Bessent, just now
Not a joke. He said that. 🤡
[+25] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: 10 year bonds goes from 5% to 4.996%, CNBC bonds are falling!!
[+24] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: how long until Bessent starts using social security funds to suppress the 20 yr yield 🤗
[+23] u/Heineken_500ml: wtf is this pump LMAO
[+22] u/ballzstreetwets: I called SPY. It's not picking up
[+21] u/West_Lavishness6689: i just realized why a lot of day traders move to california. they trade from 6:30am to 1pm and then have the entire afternoon for sunshine, rainbows, surfing and smoking hash. i want that lifestyle. see you on the other coast soon boys
[+19] u/whitepug: OMAN, U.S. DISCUSS REGIONAL DE-ESCALATION
Same song and dance pumping the markets for the past 3 months LMAO
[+19] u/HighwayExotic2808: This tech pump feels like such a trap
[+19] u/trsx5: Im actually impressed you can take a great economy and single handedly fuck it up trying to make some crap about nukes in a mountain. And then be so egotistical you cant accept the defeat.
[+18] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: This market is so Wishy-Warshy.
[+17] u/niloony: Iran would lose all their leverage if Warsh hiked 1000bp.
[+17] u/RockasaurusRex: SWITCH TO PUTS TODAY LEOPOLD, IT'LL BE FUNNY
[+17] u/broke_person: Bought MU yesterday at $900 I'm so smart
[+15] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: feeling cute, might go to an open house to talk about the 10 yr yield 👉👈
[+15] u/Sharkattacke: Fuck donald trump he is a hugh sellout never kept his promises at this point he is a joke and a villain
[+15] u/Bcider: They can't even manipulate oil under 100 anymore. After the manipulation its already bottomed out at 102 today.
[+15] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I hope *YOU* 🫵 find what you're looking for in *today* 🫴
[+15] u/YoDooley: Treat trading today like a bank robbery.
Get what you can and get out before the cops come.
[+15] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Big “we’re doing everything possible to keep the markets up through midterms, to the severe detriment of the long term financial stability of the country, and the entire economy is going to collapse when Congress flips because narratively we can blame that crash on the communist democrats” vibes the past few months
[+14] u/Janubeary: Brent crude gets its name from the original Brent oil field in the North Sea, which was named by Shell after the brent goose as part of their naming policy for UK fields.
🌈The more you know🌈
[+14] u/The-Iron-Bird: you see an 8+ delivering your ubereats and you know things are fucked
[+14] u/ballzstreetwets: I will introduce you to the new and much improved mortgage offerings. We will have a choice of hyper extended mortgages of 100, 125, 130, and our Mega mortgage of 150 years. Amazing opportunity to lower your monthly payment!
[+14] u/ThunderEcho100: J Powell drinking Scotch and staring out the window with CNBC kn in the background m.
[+14] u/daviper87: # 🥭 had such a dopamine rush from Maduro, he thought to do the same in the middle east LMAO🤌
[+14] u/AIsHuman: big guys are unloading everything before the real crash
[+14] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: This game is funny when you think about it. Just a whole bunch of regards tryna outsmart one another :kek:
[+13] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: If Warsh doesn't hike the 10y is going to 6%
[+13] u/Haikoe: Buying puts on green today is just free money
[+13] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Itch: “The only control or 'guardrails' that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades!”
U S A! U S A!
[+13] u/SupportMedium9487: why leopold keeps buying ai stocks if his wife wants an ai slowdown is he stupid
[+13] u/MrDinglehut: Guys! I just called up JG Wentworth and I got a cash advance on my $5,000 USA dividend!!!!!
[+13] u/jasperCrow: Scott Bussy defending meme coins bro what the fuck are we even doing anymore.
[+12] u/broke_person: Y'all waiting for a crash that will never come
[+12] u/OptimalEnthusiasm: It’s my birthday I can loose money if I want to 🥳
[+12] u/Weak_Emu3659: AI people - all it takes is one 19 year old with autism to crash your portfolio 50% or more. Think about it.
[+12] u/Spiritual-End7310: Why is oil dropping?
[+12] u/OsamaBagHolding: # THEY'RE EATING THE PUTS AND THE CALLS
[+12] u/ScytherDOTA: Why is it green lmao
[+12] u/Randomname1157: Why would Biden do this to us
[+12] u/BeepBoopDep: If you bought calls at open, you might be eligible for disability checks.
[+12] u/DietOk3400: They really trying hard to fuck puts and calls equally
[+12] u/Broken_leo: *buys calls*
10 mins later : +15%
1 hour later : -40%
Every fuckin time 🤡
[+12] u/tropicalia84: # SPY STILL UP $100 FROM IRAN CONFLICT START AND EVERYTHING HAS GOTTEN WORSE
[+12] u/hayleybts: US and Israeli and Arab military chiefs held secret meeting on Iran - Axios
Yeah, Oil calls are safe and sound
[+12] u/likamuka: BESSENT: DECREASE IN RESERVE HOLDINGS OF DOLLARS IS MAINLY FROM RUSSIA AND CHINA AND INDIA AND POLAND AND UK AND CANADA AND GERMANY AND FINLAND AND JAPAN.
[+11] u/Janubeary: We just wanted affordable housing
[+11] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: most of you have never shoved a semiconductor up your ass and it shows
[+11] u/stupidber: You can legally leave your unwanted baby in front of a Firehouse Subs
[+11] u/College_finals: Trump say Ukraine need to stop striking Russia refinery. Ukraine then "Strikes Russian Refinery, Aircraft Plant and Ozon Facility in Massive Overnight Attack"
Trump say Iran wants a peace deal so badly. Then an "oil tanker exploded and caught fire after colliding with mines in the Strait of Hormuz"
Trump say we deserve low interest rate. Then we have high inflation data, high bond yields, and high oil prices.
Forget about inversing Jim Cramer. Inverse what Trump say.
[+11] u/CUbuffGuy: Can you imagine what would happen if we had ONE DAY of actual free market where the only orders in the books were human placed, no bots or MM algo's allowed
Price action would be ELITE
[+11] u/uwontfindthisone: Bols when they see +0.0001% lmaooo 🐻🤌🤌🤌
[+11] u/StrangeInsanity: See how Musk cleverly said the models need to be tested by each other to test accountability? Not a neutral govt entity? which means regulation? These fuckers would do anything to avoid regulations.
And Musk in particular knows his models are far behind, so it’s in his vested interest to look at others models.
[+11] u/liquidtv78: whats under this rug? another rug!
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #Most of you already lost your $5k dividend LMAO🤌
[+11] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: REMEMBER TARDS, PRE-MARKET IS FAKE AND 🌈.
[+11] u/yourgirl696969: 🥭 absolutely destroying the world economy with a retarded war no one asked for. Great job Americans. Fucked up the greatest bull market in history
[+10] u/sucmyleftnut: holy bessent is a cuck
[+10] u/pacific_b: I just want to retire
[+10] u/Weekly_One8412: it'll pump today just to kill retail put options
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: Turned $50 into almost $65 in pre-market. AMA.
[+10] u/Mean_Rooster_3832: So Bessent says the 10-year Treasury yield is rising because oil prices are up. Wow, I had no idea. Truly a discovery for the ages.
[+10] u/Chance-Albatross7809: its insane that they put scott bessent in control of the treasury he has GENUINELY no idea what hes doing, its equal to putting a toddler into an adult football match. or putting a slow person into advanced math
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Bro all 🥭 has to do is take out tariffs and stop war 📈📈📈
[+10] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: U cant fucking win in this market man
[+10] u/Janubeary: "Rate hike tomorrow is priced in" 2026 Bull, final words, colorized
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: Gonna start charging 100k per month subscriptions for early access to my market moves. I bought puts at the exact bottom, like, to the second. Not the first time, won't be the last. You can't train for this kind of talent.
[+10] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Broke even ❌️
Broke ✅️
[+10] u/savethechows: WTI has blown past the Emergency Tweet threshold
[+10] u/Practical-Fox-796: Hello mom I am on Reddit
[+10] u/jasperCrow: Rate hike is already priced in. Nowhere left to go but up after FOMC.
[+10] u/DramaticDirection292: You know markets love more than cheap oil? Expensive oil. You know markets love more than borrowing cheap money? Borrowing expensive money
[+10] u/hayleybts: 🥭 said K 🤣 would raise gas prices by 25% so thank God you avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.
[+10] u/Samjabr: shouldnt i at least be able to be right 50% of the time. How the fk am I always wrong. lol
[+10] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Scotty doesn't know that the 10yr and me do it in my van every Sunday
[+9] u/ballzstreetwets: His famous words will be: we decided to hold rates for now. We need more data to confirm our next move.
[+9] u/1M-to-Zero: 30Y mortgage is 7.15%, is that a problem?
[+9] u/I_work_too_much: Whoever came up with the idea of property taxes should be resurrected and killed again.
[+9] u/Throwaway37620: I can't concentrate on my job because I'm reading this gay chat
[+9] u/CUbuffGuy: AI is simultaneously useless slop trash that does nothing but hallucinate, as well as an omnipotent power that is going to destroy the world.
Which one is it Jessica?
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: What is oil
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me
No more
[+9] u/Evander85: They pumped the pre market to dump on us at open didn’t they
[+9] u/sfw_supdood: imagine paying 100k a month for early access to 🍊 truths telling you we are going to rocket to new ATH while losing two straits 💀
[+9] u/zorna0: reminder that core inflation is the lowest since covid, meaning, if orange just didnt do anything, inflation would be WAY DOWN, everything would normalize, the economy would would be better etc etc. has to be historic how a single person fked the world economy, not a global pandemic, not a war, just one person
[+9] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: https://preview.redd.it/txci47rnsoph1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f133caf5d2e67a440afaef1333cd9081349e290
# # Looking at my Evaporating GAINZ like: 📉🩸🩸
[+9] u/Bcider: “BREAKING: Saudi Arabia has informed its European customers that late-September crude oil cargoes will be cancelled, due to the East-West pipeline being shut after last week's attacks and Yemen's Houthis taking over the entire Red Sea coast, per three sources to Reuters.”
Europoors are screwed
[+9] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: Today has been a blood bath for me. After weeks of making money I just lose all of it on a single day. Greed is unreal.
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: That video of Mitch smiling but completely dead behind the eyes 😂
[+9] u/moorhound: >Bessent noted that the US has recently seen "two of the most successful Treasury auctions in 20 years, arguing that it proves global confidence in the US and stressing that the domestic bond market is "the best-performing in the world." He told lawmakers that a strong dollar is "not a price on a screen, it is a set of behaviors," and praised the Trump administration's policies as a means to strengthen the currency.
This mfs gone to lala land lmao
[+9] u/hylian_prince: USA should accept being a vassal state of Iran
[+9] u/Dear-Original-1024: USO +4% and Merz is saying the international community needs to take the red sea back from the houthis. Bogleheads still dollar cost averaging into world war 3.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #How convenient that Kevin Nash is the Fed chairman and Diesel prices are going up. Where is Shawn Michaels? LMAO🤌
[+9] u/mighty_sys_admin: BREAKING: DJT LIQUIDATES PORT
Quote: "Everything is fine"
[+9] u/Boheed: JPow, deliver us from this evil
[+9] u/JudgmentCharming355: -Good morning.
F U Trump.
Bye
[+9] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: Just tweet something to make the markets go up 2%
[+9] u/hermeskino715: 🥭 ain't saving your ass anymore bols
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Btw everytime warsh has spoken as fed chair this year pretty sure the market ended red that day
[+9] u/Deshen87: Trumps meltdown after tomorrows rate hike will be glorious😂
[+9] u/kazkeb: Democrats trying to stop Republicans from giving out government handouts... Times are wild
[+9] u/Icommandyou: 5% on $40T debt is ginormous
[+8] u/laststarfighter2635: Trump says Venezuelan oil will save prices but he forgot to mention it is hard to refine
[+8] u/WindNo3445: I think markets may actually dump if they hold rates steady tomorrow...
[+8] u/moon_paws: I have situational unawareness
[+8] u/uwontfindthisone: You have to lose money to lose money
[+8] u/LongHealth: The US treasury is spending billions every day trying to stop the debt crisis. In reality they are only accelerating it by showing it's a ponzi scheme.
[+8] u/No-Most2405: selling everything and calling it a year fuck this market
[+8] u/DiligentParsley420: The morale will continue until the beatings improve
[+8] u/CouchRottington: A second protestor has hit the Bessent
[+8] u/YoDooley: You’re definitely getting put through the warshing machine tomorrow
[+8] u/Spy300: >BESSENT TOUTS REAL WAGES OUTPACING INFLATION, JOB GAINS
Trolllololol
[+8] u/HaveTwoBananas: Bessent can't short oil while he's testifying
[+8] u/Leaguefizzics: Welp boys, there goes my retirement
[+8] u/Provolone-Jones: What company makes the electronic signs for gas stations and are they publicly tradable? Going to be a lot of orders for signs that can display $10+ soon.
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: BREAKING: Saudi Arabia has informed its European customers that late-September crude oil cargoes will be cancelled, due to the East-West pipeline being shut after last week's attacks and Yemen's Houthis taking over the entire Red Sea coast, per three sources to Reuters.
Yanbu had five to seven days of crude stocks left for export when the East-West line went down, per industry sources on Saturday, and cancelling late-September cargoes means Riyadh does not expect the line back before they run out. Europe has been taking Saudi crude through Yanbu because Hormuz has been closed since spring. On top of the pipeline, the Houthis appear to have struck the YASREF refinery at that same port this morning.
[+8] u/BladeFireQ: We are suffering Climate change on the stock market, there is no green left 😔🥀
[+8] u/Mr-Bonnet: YA'LL VOTED FOR THIS
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Armageddon tomorrow
Warsh has his chance to prove he will vote in favour of what’s needed but he won’t because he’s a pussy and will spend his time talking about trail hiking instead
[+8] u/ryan1826: Down -20% for the year America is Great Again...
[+8] u/Ble_h: Taco can’t taco anymore. Nobody except diehard retards believe him.
[+8] u/Left_Jellyfish3816: Bessent doesn’t even believe the bullshit coming out of his mouth.
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: PEACE DEALS HEARD NEAR THE COAST OF BANDAR ABBAS
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: It’s okay for 🥭 to lie to me as long as he deports my neighbor
[+8] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: HIMES: You spent $10b to try to lower the yield on the 10 year bond. When you started, it was 4.8%. Today it's at a 20 year high of 5.04%. A 20 basis point rise. Was your intervention successful?
BESSENT: Yes
H: Wait- it went up by 20 points!
B: There's a counterfactual of what would it have done
Lol wow
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: JUST IN: There is a 32% chance President Trump will “publicly insult Kevin Warsh” by September 30.
Odds were 10% a week ago.
[+8] u/cow_grass: Watching oil, this shit is scary. I don't get how people have the balls to stay in stocks rn
[+8] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Every fucking day omg
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Mango complained for 2 years that JPow isn't cutting rates fast enough and replaced him with a new guy. And now the new guy is preparing to hike rates. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: This fat POS started a war, fucked over Iran multiple times by setting up bad faith peace deals thinking he could still beat them into submission, and now that it spun out of control he just decided to fuck off and do nothing anymore. This idiot has single handedly been the greatest disaster for our economy in my lifetime.
[+8] u/Happy-n-Healthy: We're gonna have some massive inflation if oil stays this high much longer, fertilzer, food you name it.
[+8] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I sure am glad our country has an emergency reserve for oil just in case we really need it, instead of using it to artificially keep gas prices low for months without solving the problem
[+8] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Small reminder that all of this could have been avoided
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #SPY options chain: worth trillions
#Me: places order for 1 call option
#The entire chain moves up 5%. You can't make up this level of manipulation LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Sick0h: Pumps about to be 40% corn ethanol lmao
[+8] u/pandadrizzle: 🥭 asking the DOJ why he can’t ignore the law of supply and demand just like he ignores all the other laws
[+8] u/JudgmentCharming355: -Good afteernoon.
-F U Trump.
-Bye.
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: GREEN BY OPEN, RED BY CLOSE. I SPEAK THE TRUTH.
[+8] u/daviper87: Can I get my $5,000 bribe in cash?
[+8] u/JudgmentCharming355: Think about this….Everything 🥭 does helps Putin
[+8] u/yomama_yodaddy: Puts fosho
Then puts again tomorrow
Calls at 1:30 tomorrow
[+8] u/tldamico: Oil up. Rates up. Unemployment up. Inflation up. Stonks up. It's literally that easy...
[+8] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: lol saudis are screwed and America can’t even protect them bc our “department of war” blew their war in a few months
[+8] u/housemouse431: i make more money per hour at my regular job than i do trading options. aka im just gambling and not investing.
[+8] u/moorhound: >Russia strikes oil tanker in Ukraine's Izmail port
B-BUT THE TWEET SAYS RIGHT HERE THERES A TREATY
[+7] u/LongHealth: Son: "Daddy why are we so poor and homeless"
Father: "Well son, I lent money to the US government when it already had 40 trillion in debt it couldn't afford at 5% yields"
Son: "I wish I had different genes"
[+7] u/trsx5: Mango 2.0 sucks. There. I said it.
[+7] u/Skulldrey: Oil is waking from its slumber to ignite a commodity bull market that ends the age of semiconductors and zero cash flow AI garbage heap companies
[+7] u/stonksncardboard: always dooming just to lose out on gains, BERS are dumb af
Bers are actually so fcking delusional, keep losing your money idiots LOL
[+7] u/NonsensicalWorries: I could've made a lot more yesterday but I paperhanded my calls. Now it's time to hold these 0dtes till they're worthless
[+7] u/D1finalboss: I just want to be rich enough to wear a white suit and drive around in a convertible Cadillac down in Miami Beach
[+7] u/No-Reception-3324: Michael saylor gotta be aging like a year for everyday in this admin lmfao
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Until a robot can defeat a gorilla in a 1v1 fist fight I am not scared
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: The Pedo announced Russia-Ukraine energy truce collapsed within hours.
Trump posted that both sides had agreed not to strike energy targets and that diesel prices were "mostly caused by the Russia/Ukraine War, not Iran"
. Ukraine hit the
Syzran refinery
the same night
[+7] u/No_Current3675: LOL. Closed my Apple Card because the twats wouldn’t do a chargeback when I told them the vendor didn’t deliver my shit. Lost me over $12. Get fukt.
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Why always premarket pump
[+7] u/WITCH2FAANG: 10 year is going back up to 5.04, may even hit 5.05 yet bols think the premarket pump will hold LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/CerebrumMortuus: If you think it's gonna go up, it will go down
If you think it's gonna go down, it will go up
If you think to inverse yourself, it will inverse your inverse
[+7] u/taconomtaco: opening flat is the most disgusting thing. if it opens up you can at least count on a dump at some point, and if it opens down you can count on a pump. flat means fuck you
[+7] u/ScytherDOTA: It would be a funny -2% drop from here.
[+7] u/i_simp_f: Every woman born after 1991 is bisexual
[+7] u/Bravadette: That one guy on cnbc who is always trying to pump waste tickers somwtimes makes references to WSB.
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Many people are calling it the Greatest Peace Deal maybe ever seen. It's the Peace Deal of America
[+7] u/Pitiful-Market8662: At this point the market seems more bisexual and confused than anything
[+7] u/Late-Cow-6607: Concede to bers. They have the case
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: THEY'RE EATING THE CALLS
THEY'RE EATING THE PUTS
[+7] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Looks at massive sell off in progress:
Hurr Durr V coming soon, green by close!
[+7] u/daddysgirl794: "Rate hikes are now priced in and it's up from here!" - Bols yesterday 🤡
[+7] u/adwise27: You arent going to believe this but the global economy needed all of these self inflicted gun shot wounds or else the entire planet would have gone woke. I am thankful we have HIGH IQ people in charge, we have this economy on track!
[+7] u/shindiggaa: Why did joe Biden do this
[+7] u/Fast-Reply6409: If anything the oil market
is under reacting
[+7] u/CluelessTennisBall: "Scared money don't make money" I whisper to myself as I post another $20k day of losses
[+7] u/Send_me_ur_bootyhole: Monke doesn't want to get rich anymore
Monke just wants it's money back
[+7] u/FLRugDealer: Johnson: “we have to let AI end humanity or we will lose to china!”
What a fuckin mong
[+7] u/manatee_strike_force: Can you imagine if we didn’t have tariffs and this war … this market would be at 850+ already … mango is so fuckin stupid I can’t breathe, his voters are even dumber
[+7] u/ihopethisworksfornow: \>Markets crash on news that world is secretly ruled by subaquatic fish people who use humans as breeding cattle
\>markets rebound as analysts consider that subaquatic fish people represent a massive group of potential consumers and are likely to boost the economy
[+7] u/New_Ad_1682: I just got my haircut at this ultra conservative male only, cash only barber shop. Been going there for nine years.
They recently endorsed a policy whereby discussing politics is discouraged.
[+7] u/hayleybts: Honestly I miss sleepy markets, it was slow but peaceful
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Bessent: I give up on bonds I’m starting a 5k check project
[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Good thing WE GOT RID OF THOSE WINDMILLS :screech:
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Another day, another chunk of my port vaporized 🔥
[+7] u/defordj: Do the people saying "maybe he'll cut rates" understand that it's a vote, not Warsh just doing whatever the fuck he wants
[+7] u/liquidtv78: what a performative shitshow this house hearing is
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Mango really should read the boy who cried wolf. This regard in chief has used the "Iran desperately wants a deal, they're begging me for a deal, trust me bro" at least 20x since this war started. It's getting less effective every time.
[+7] u/daviper87: # Do you really expect a pump with 5% yield and $105 oil? 🫵🏼🤡
[+7] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Bessent is such a asshole holy shit
[+7] u/thumpasaurus: god dammit i can't believe i didn't go long oil back in july knowing it was gonna be like this
too traumatized by the many brutal losses i took last year.
i will be punished for my cowardice during the upcoming global famine.
[+7] u/TacticalTackleBox: It's just AIs trading with each other at this point isn't it
[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: Being a bull is so fucking easy compared to ber. You just wait lol. Ber has to time entry AND exit
[+7] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Just jerk him off already. Holy shit lmfao
[+7] u/hb2xdr: 10y again dropped after hitting 5%
This is the 5th time in 24h
MASSIVE BUYING AT 5%
Concerning for ber
[+7] u/niwmo: To be a politician is to be an entitled douchebag.
[+7] u/pussy_ass_licking: The more spy goes down, the more dick I have to suck
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: When bond yields hit 10% we will all just chill and collect free money
[+7] u/NakedPatrick: Qqq and spy just bear flagging till leg lower
[+7] u/hayleybts: CAN SOMEBODY ASK BESSENT TO STOP TANKING EVERYTHING
[+7] u/No_Photograph7969: My tank of heating oil is out preforming my port.
[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: RUG PULL YESSS PLEASEEE
[+7] u/Dry_Shirt7120: Markets casually pricing in the end of the world on a random Tuesday
[+7] u/Drainsbrains: wtf is going in today. I’m losing on everything. Buy a put? Decides to run 2% buy a call? Trades sideways then dips 3%. FUCK OFF
[+7] u/Haikoe: Guys this isn’t good
[+7] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: every thinks it’s gonna go down further, time to inverse
[+7] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: isnt fed meeting right now? they probably got this chat on the main screen
[+7] u/jokull1234: WTI is over $106? but Bessent promised me it’d go to $60 soon
[+7] u/Cruhhhhh: Relax guys, the last time we had such a spike in oil price in combination with an overheated Market was in 2007, and everybody in finance knows that nothing bad happened afterwards.
[+7] u/KYEEZY98: The Iran war is featured less in newsfeeds than AI, which means there is much more pain to come.
[+7] u/HaveTwoBananas: crazy how fast the algos pump when oil drops like 10 cents
[+7] u/Fantastic_Barbie: just raise the rates and get this over with
[+7] u/WITCH2FAANG: This going up is the stupidest shit ever
[+7] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+7] u/Main_Ad3943: I love watching premarket move nice and slow and then suddenly there is a super low volume candle that moves price by like half a percent on its own
neat
[+7] u/kairepaire: Not so bad at all. We might not even get a circuit breaker today
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I bought calls.
Or maybe the other thing, who knows, can't fool me
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Fake pump before the rug of the century
[+7] u/onefortheroad_3: Is there a news James Bond movie out ??
Why everyone talking about bonds ??
[+7] u/No_Stand5622: Buying today is like Buying before black Friday
[+7] u/ericthedisrespectful: aren't naggers the worst?
[+7] u/StatusStudies: This admin knows how to fk up the economy so much it affects the tech stock market
[+7] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Is spy gonna rebound…
[+7] u/No-Reception-3324: Cant wait to ask my mom for gas money again like im 16
[+7] u/LiquidSoup12: most rigged market ever there’s nothing happening for green news
[+7] u/Standard-Anywhere641: Bro it went up 0.5 only
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Bers in shambles when Warsh comes out and say that they will hold the rate steady. Then he will go back behind the curtain and start up the ole printer to buy bonds.
Gold to the fucking moon
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Prepare the rug, sir
[+6] u/_Rexfest_: And that you guys is why futes are bs
[+6] u/betyourask: I’m taking my last $100 and loading up on alcohol and McGriddles
[+6] u/SmallCapsOnly: How could Boe Jiden do this to America 😭
[+6] u/Worried-Action-9497: Very tough to make the right decisions in this market. Especially timing the trades.
[+6] u/Spy300: >- Do a fake ceasefire
>- Fed holds rates
>- Task forces redefine inflation
>- Send WTI to 150
>- Global Crisis
>- Emergency rate cuts
>This is how you devalue your debt via financial repression
✅️
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Don't think I've ever seen Mango and Bessent being this quiet before.
Oil and yields mooning every day.
They just sit in silence jerking each other off.
[+6] u/mog75: I'm more convinced nobody here makes money.
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: >FBI chief Kash Patel defends loosening of employment standards on bestiality, prostitution
Well that covers security at home, now if we can just tie up this Iran thing, I believe the markets would moon with exuberance!
[+6] u/sck178: I can't read or write
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Itch: There was a time when -10% corrections were common thing. So many headwinds and SPY only like 2% off ATH. I don’t really get it but it seems kind of fun.
[+6] u/Spy300: >WELLS FARGO DOWNGRADES US TECHNOLOGY SECTOR TO EQUAL WEIGHT FROM OVERWEIGHT
😮
[+6] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Can I abandon my port at the nearest fire station?
[+6] u/A-Money-Lover: Ah, the US market where every stock goes up or down 10% every day
[+6] u/hayleybts: This pump is rrrrrrrreally something
[+6] u/PatientSpider901: I like going to house showings and pretending like I have intent to buy just to waste realtors time. Brings me joy
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Another ATH for the 10Y
[+6] u/Appropriate_Oil7366: 🥭 gonna barrage with more truths today?!!
[+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Not to brag, but my port is worth $-45
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Remember when Elon founded open ai to save us from ai? How did that work out?
[+6] u/L0pat0: Maintain Rates for September is just $0.15 on prediction markets right now
[+6] u/TimujinTheTrader: Treasuries are meme coins now
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: Peace deal #4645355654544?
[+6] u/solidsneeze: whatever you're thinking....
no
[+6] u/j_b_1983: I bet I can lose money faster than anyone else here.
[+6] u/Mr_Melonz: Tomorrow is too obvious 🥱 25 hike. Market jumps 1% out of relief that fed is independent and Kevkn isn’t Trump’s cuck.
[+6] u/fun_anxiety146: Cash gang checking in ⬇️
[+6] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Tweet incoming
The market knows it
[+6] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Hello, this is George Soros. I will dedicate the next line of coke i am about sniff from this supermodels bazookas to your deteriorating spy puts.
[+6] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Automod should reply chad dickens to every 🥭 post on truth social.
[+6] u/kemar7856: Japan 10-year yield hits highest since 1996
U.S. 10-year yield hits highest since 2007
U.K. 10-year yield hits highest since 2007
France 10-year yield hits highest since 2008
Germany 10-year yield hits highest since 2009
The global bond market is on fire.
[+6] u/br0botic: All my long positions bleeding out while my put hedges not doing anything 🫡
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: McConnell’s corpse still in congress 💀
[+6] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Why any of you think there is a possibility of a rate cut is beyond me
[+6] u/Spy300: >BESSENT: 'WE HAVE SET THE TABLE FOR A ~~ROBUST ECONOMY'~~
RECESSION AND RATE CUTS
[+6] u/Horror_Yam_9078: LMAO BULLS!! (I sold my puts too early and switched to calls. I am bleeding)
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Remember the guy who went all in on $NKE swearing that the stock will never go down below $40? How's he doing right now..?
[+6] u/Cav829: >BREAKING: Saudi Arabia has informed its European customers that late-September crude oil cargoes will be cancelled, due to the East-West pipeline being shut after last week's attacks and Yemen's Houthis taking over the entire Red Sea coast, per three sources to Reuters.
Oil shorts about to get annihilated.
[+6] u/skychief99: The world has pretty much used up its oil reserves to keep prices under $150 per barrel.
[+6] u/YOLOdollhair: I can't believe Joe Biden would do this to us.
[+6] u/Goldleader-23: God damn it feels good to be a 🌈 🐻
[+6] u/Gandalfthebran: Bro why does it feel like everyone’s a bot here. Nothing but one off comment and Redditor shitty humor and zero discussion.
[+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: its going down, im yelling timber!
[+6] u/daviper87: # Why is everyone talking about spies on an investment sub?
[+6] u/One-Statistician4378: Bro, will we ever see green again? My low-cost, broadly-diversified index fund is fucking hurting
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: People just have to accept that there won't be another taco ever again
Iran won the war, just give them a trophy and open the two straits already lmao
[+6] u/calvin_tam: If they can prop up a corpse, bulls u have no excuse to prop up this market
[+6] u/Educational_List_390: Why is Biden doing this to us??
[+6] u/hayleybts: What happened to the deal that Iran was begging? Such a grifter 🥭
[+6] u/more-aero: It was so bearish in here. This shit is closing even, maybe even green
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: +0.8% - 0.8% + 0.8% -0.8% +0.8% -0.8%
[+6] u/neal_73: I used 15k to generate 1.5k within a min. I got in and out. I am a pure degenerate.
[+6] u/whitepug: Ever since PDT got removed market moves have been so muted i swear
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Oil over $100, yields at 5%, ongoing war in OIL countries, inflation high, and an idiot in charge. Market fine.
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: That John Denver is full of shit, man.
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Bessent acting like a successful bond intervention happened like, what’s your benchmark, idiot
[+6] u/Face_Guyy: THE MARKET COLLAPSE IS PRICED IN
[+6] u/cryptohorn: #Remember jpow cut in September 2024 lmfaooooooo
[+6] u/ahopye: Oil at like $800 a barrel and we're still getting thetacucked. What a fucking stupid market
[+6] u/Ragnaroknight: Oil is fucking ripping. Idk how the fuck we haven't had a -3% day yet.
[+6] u/spilledonwhite: When was the last time SPY dropped -1% in a single day, or even more than -0.50% in a day?
I think it is illegal at this point.
[+6] u/DogNamedFloppy: You illiterate bastards don’t even know what a V looks like.
[+6] u/hayleybts: Buy puts here if you don't hate money
[+6] u/Bravadette: What the actual fuck are these motherfuckers up to with this new AI narrative. Something more than whitehat AI is brewing.
[+6] u/TacticalTackleBox: The real problem, is that decrepit Boomers won't fucking retire and they won't give up power. They wheeled Mitch McConnell out yesterday, and I swear, that guy looks like he's dead.
[+6] u/MordorBlues: The next person who says V is getting margin called.
[+6] u/Ayydeeez: Why are people saying it’s ripping? SPY and QQQ down about .5% lol
[+6] u/ahopye: No mass sell off because most people think 🥭 can't let things continue like this. 🥭 sees no need to change course because the markets are holding up.
Just one retarded game of chicken
[+6] u/Moist_Chain_POL: Bessent seems to be loving those sassy queens grilling him 🫠
[+6] u/doortoNarnia: Fight back Bols!! Fight back!!
[+6] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: Logical world says Puts, Clown Circus says Calls.. so calls it is I guess 🤡
[+6] u/defordj: > Saudi pipeline closure is a brief interruption that will last days, U.S. Energy Secretary tells CNBC
Assuming nothing changes from this moment forward, during a shooting war on multiple fron ... hold on, sorry, I'm being told another processing site just got blown up
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: bad news is that oil/diesel prices are high but the good news is that demand for them is slowing. It all evens out, I don't see what the big deal is guys.
/s
[+6] u/Resilience_Technique: i’ve been looking for this v everyone has been talking about. anyone?
[+6] u/TacticalTackleBox: Tell Bessent to shut the fuck up someone God damn
[+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: It is reported that Mango has made more stock trades than all of congress combined. LMAO.
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Gonna be crazy seeing Texans in f250 trucks complain about 5$ gas
[+6] u/sabatiel180: Yo, I'm sick of 🥭 man. Hey bols, pin the tail on his ass.
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: this market is so boring LMAOOOOO
[+6] u/Last-Field-8645: OIL AT 106 ALEEADY LOL
[+6] u/Foooour: #BREAKING: NEW TANKER SIZED WORMHOLES DISCOVERED ACROSS THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
[+6] u/your_mom_loves_me69: ORCL the worst stock of all time
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Take-Two literally going bankrupt just before GTA6 launch LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Boheed: Scott Bessent: rising bond yields due to 'global issues'
WHICH ISSUES, SCOTT?!
[+6] u/Samjabr: Cut rates and cut spending, so you don't need others to buy our debt. Problem solved.
Too bad our government is one retarded administration after another.
[+6] u/hayleybts: AI is dangerous more like 🥭 is dangerous to humanity 🤣
[+6] u/RichSpecific4490: I don’t love oil bulls, but they deserve this one. Shit was so manipulated for the last 6 months. I need some oil gain posts
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: I don't even look at the charts to see how things are going. I just look at the chat
[+6] u/Boheed: BREAKING: Mitch McConnell smiles at Senate colleagues as staffers whisper 'you're at Disney World, smile at Mickey'
[+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: You better buy your plane tickets now for the Holidays guys!!!
[+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: The situation has gone past the point of manipulation tactics...welcome to the real deal
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: Powell probably laughing on the inside that the noose is not around his neck
[+6] u/KayMS_: Only 1 shower until MU ath
[+6] u/Eastern-Joke-7537: #WTC-7% interest rates
#Never Forget
[+6] u/chiswis: “AI will kill us all”
AI: Actually Iran
[+6] u/Samjabr: IF one more of these CEOs says we want to use AI to "serve humanity," I might just go on a killing spree
[+6] u/hb2xdr: Ber now cheering houthis
Unamericuhhhhhh
[+6] u/Glide_88: Bro said 'I am the house', then bought $6 billion of treasuries, actual cornball.
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Itch: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BU-RGUNDY IPHONE 18 PRO
[+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Mortgage is 2.25% fucking insurance and property tax hikes are squeezing my ass toward foreclosure 🤌 just as the banks predicted.
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: cme fedwatch has tomorrows policy decision of hiking 25 bps at 92.5% if they don't hike rates, markets going to pump insanely (along with yields)
[+6] u/Key-Face-2117: "Republicans buy sneakers, too" . *Sigh*, if only NKE had listened.
[+6] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: you bought the top again
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Itch: Yes, Brent crude still over $100 BUT instead of $108 it dropped to $105. CHECKMATE BERS!
[+6] u/miata_only: Is it true Europeans are selling off their long dated US treasuries to fund purchases of whole house air conditioning systems?
[+6] u/CheekyPooh: You pre-market fools are so annoying. You don't know what's going to happen today. Stfu.
[+6] u/FairTrade6677: Considering Gemini takes everything written in reddit as gospel, the only way to stave off the AI apocalypse is to write misinformation here
[+6] u/tldamico: Still cashgang waiting to see what direction the market decides...
[+6] u/NotMe357: It looks like Bessent is having a threesome right now. Both oil and Bond fuck him really good lol
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: It's cool guys. Diesel is up another 5% today. Do we even really need stuff? We have the cool embrace of AI chips :derp:
[+6] u/aftherith: I am selling puts to you guys I am sorry I am the house now what have I become
[+6] u/Future_Hyena2562: Sold my DELL calls too early 🤡
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: Not touching this gay market for a sec
[+6] u/LankyLibrary7662: I want spy either go to +2% or -2% I am sick of this
[+6] u/Haikoe: 🥭 and bulls in shambles and we haven’t even reached sell off yet
[+6] u/Famous_Conflict4276: getting killed with SPY
[+6] u/AideApprehensive7441: Mango unwittingly doing a huge service to the EV/solar alternative energy industry
[+6] u/MordorBlues: Tom Lee said SPY 800 by the end of August...Im starting to think he is just a fat cuck.
[+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Calls at open were not the play today.
[+6] u/Metal-Water: I’m a colossal failure at trading
[+6] u/upvz: the houthis are dumping US treasuries into the bab al mandeb. bond market in panic
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: You ever buy something then refresh the app and it's already down 5%
[+6] u/mog75: they are asking the TREASURY about ai killswitches. Bro america is regarded
[+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: I just got a threatening letter from the IRS. Apparently in 2023 I underpaid by $0.54. With interest and fines, I now owe $65. They will seize my property if I don't pay the $65 by October.
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: I can't wait for my mother to tell me about how everything bad rn is Brandon's fault and that the golden age is coming soon as her teeth rot out of her head and she can't afford anything and is objectively worse off than 2 years ago
[+6] u/hayleybts: Why do 🥭 and co wants to destroy a good economy for no reason? I'm sick of them
[+6] u/ahopye: Those 762 calls are looking mighty cheap
[+6] u/SautDeChat: You guys remember when pumpers were spamming every stock chat about how SLS was free money? Good times. Wonder how they're doing.
[+6] u/Constant_Ad_3070: SPY algos are waging war on each other
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Bessent: we have made tens of millions of dollars on the yen intervention but I’m not telling you how much we spent to intervene. It’s all nominal, bb
[+6] u/Sensitive_nob: Yesterday mango man said Ukraine agreed about not hitting refineries.. Ukraine just hit another refinery.
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: were going to need a wikipedia page for this shit show
[+6] u/biozoom: The iq is dropping too
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Option D - 50 bps hike
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: SHOW US THE LOSS PORN LEOPOLD
[+5] u/Standard-Anywhere641: All the BTC gurus flying out of dubai cuz they cant afford anymore lel
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: My tank is only half full. This conflict needs to end today
[+5] u/financiallythriving: This is mangos stock market and he will do whatever it takes to keep it up
[+5] u/HorseTanker: 10 year 10 year what do you see?! I see unfathomable suffering looking at me!
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”
Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.
Quoted from the official Jenga rules:
“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “
You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.
[+5] u/Hopeful_Sounds: It’s over sell everything
[+5] u/BakaYellow: wellp I freaked the fuck out and sold everything. Cash gang for now
[+5] u/Careful-Towel3154: Trump you motherfucker sort this Iran war shit out
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: the premarket and this open was a disgusting combination, billionaires are laughing very hard rn
[+5] u/Glide_88: Time for the dump, sorry bulls
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡄ ⠄⠄⣀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣷⣭⣭⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣧ ⠄⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿ ⠄⢸⣿⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⢛⢻⣷⢻⣿⣧ ⠄⠄⣿⡏⣿⡟⡛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣼⣿⢸⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣿⣧⢿⣧⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣴⣝⠿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣫⣾⣿⣿⡆ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣮⡻⠿⣿⠿⣟⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉ ⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Scott Bs voice trembles so much
Also, him having to testify whilst oil rips is like me getting caught in a work meeting and I can’t open/close a position
[+5] u/housemouse431: i just sold my old printer for 40 bucks on craigslist. I made more money off of that than the past 2 weeks on options.
[+5] u/enc-nyc: 10-year at 5% and you're buying calls?
[+5] u/smellyfingernail: When I played world of Warcraft in middle school I made myself a hot blood elf chick and gooned to my own character.
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Bessent the type of guy to look down on you in HS if you wore a Nautica brand shirt while he wore a Polo
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Why do people still play AMZN? Worst ROI bag 7 in the last 5 years, mainly through Bezos and ex wife selling after any kind of upward momentum killing all momentum immediately. YOU are their bank account.
[+5] u/Abe2025: How gey are we feeling today boyz
[+5] u/uwontfindthisone: Bols are like that toxic ex you can't get rid of
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: fear and greed index is almost at extreme fear and spy is down... -2,5% off ath
how did you guys survive tarrifs
[+5] u/sfw_supdood: 10 year bond yield at 5.014% 😂
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: holy fuck when did memory become a boomer sector 1 month chart is legit no movement
[+5] u/uwontfindthisone: Big bouncing boobalicious boobies
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: This market is more fucked than your wife
[+5] u/Pitiful-Market8662: She’s a 10 but thinks everything is priced in
[+5] u/StockB0Y: AI boys now hacking shit without being told and trying to cover it up😭were cooked
[+5] u/remilk123: :feetswing: can we just move on to Wednesday already!?!?! I wanna see the result
[+5] u/--The_GOAT--: Crypto bros tears when clarity act is not approved.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: AI doom and gloom yesterday
AI optimism today
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine being able to buy a sex bot that you can program to kick you in the balls everyday haha
[+5] u/Winter-Fearless: weapons in space, calls on spacestocks
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 🫵 are sweating looking at pre-market
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: whos the powerbottom today
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: NBIS deal after close today
[+5] u/DramaticDirection292: The markets are a reflection of the politics in this country, incoherent and stupid
[+5] u/drazayn99: ORCL with new layoffs. Dogshit company needs to drill into oblivion
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Mango said it will be a GREAT RESET, they will crash the market on purpose to buy everything cheaper
[+5] u/80sCocktail: Until Japanese carry trade is resolved, somehow, bonds across the globe will keep going higher.
[+5] u/Walking72: Beware the ides of September
[+5] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Idc what the odds say, bro isn’t raising. He’s gonna stand on business
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: All I ask is for GOOGL to not lose everything it gain yesterday.
[+5] u/Ancient-Reporter-546: The bad news is all fake. None of its real. Even the bond market might be fake. Buy calls.
[+5] u/samuraiboy07: grandpa, what was 2008 like
[+5] u/YoDooley: The only thing worse than losing money is never having any to begin with
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: The sound you’re hearing is our tax dollars being incinerated as oil retraces Bessent’s pre market shorts
[+5] u/alone-in-the-chat: are we fucked?? again...
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: diabolical timing on the saudi headline
[+5] u/bigfan49: Another day of absolutely nothing. Great
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Saudi is declaring force majeure on oil shipments. IT IS SO OVER
[+5] u/napatatini: bols fighting for their lyfe
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: New south park episode tomorrow , let's see what stocks they will recommend me , inb4 GTA6
[+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: we r fucked isn't today clarity
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: would you marry a girl three months into a relationship ?
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: Alexa how hard is it to siphon diesel?
[+5] u/OrionJohnson: When are they releasing Buy Now Pay Later for 0DTE options?
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: anyone else going through a divorce?
[+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: We will probably see another barrage of incoherent tweets from the retard to calm markets.
[+5] u/ajtyeh: bears wakinggggggg uppp
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Does warsh have the balls for a 50 bps hike? :noballs:
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: 80% of this sub including myself wiped tomorrow
[+5] u/jasperCrow: RECLAIMING MY TIME 💅🏾 RECLAIMING MY TIME 💅🏾 RECLAIMING MY TIME 💅🏾 RECLAIMING MY TIME 💅🏾 RECLAIMING MY TIME 💅🏾 RECLAIMING MY TIME 💅🏾 RECLAIMING MY TIME 💅🏾 RECLAIMING MY TIME 💅🏾
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Yes, just let it happen. Just let it go. Dump.
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: we're gonna have a 2pm dump because people are stupid and have no idea when rate decision is
[+5] u/MasonBruh27: Love being cash gang and seeing red 🤑
[+5] u/VisioWreak: Fuck the stock market. I make more money on sports betting haha
[+5] u/Stealthless: The dumpening begins...
[+5] u/Bapu_: Market error 404
Buyers not found
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: Fuck it, I'm buying puts now
[+5] u/NotRobotNFL: Why go down today instead of yesterday when all of the information was available?
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: Im takin a break to study for my interview. DO NOT fk this up
[+5] u/night_shredder: Every time I refresh I’m down another 1k. Heisenberg effect?
[+5] u/bub356: Okay bulls, knife catching time
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Retarded market. Just endless pump and dump
[+5] u/I_am_short_so_long: I don't get appreciated enough considering I am a lot of people's exit liquidity.
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: made 6k shorting sndk while soxx was imploding past put wall
[+5] u/Low_Technician9179: If yall would start innovating and building instead of betting on digital numbers going up or down we wouldn’t even need oil or imports
[+5] u/OkJaguar5220: Can’t wait for $9 gas
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Americans should be outraged. It’s so easy to just lie in their face lmao
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: SOMETHING JUST TURNED GREEN ON MY BOARD. LFGOOOOOO
[+5] u/zorna0: Saudi Arabia has informed its European customers that late-September crude oil cargoes will be cancelled, due to the East-West pipeline being shut after last week's attacks and Yemen's Houthis taking over the entire Red Sea coast, per three sources to Reuters.
nice
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: # SNDK SHORTS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[+5] u/necsuss: fuck market is fucked
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Life was so much simpler when all I had was a savings account and a landline phone
[+5] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: vix dying again
time to pump
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine buying the top of the AI bubble
[+5] u/-IQ200: Warsh notes leaked: He’s gonna surprise 50 bps cut and send market into all time highs.
[+5] u/hayleybts: TWICE 🥭 NOT ONCE BUT TWICE. THIS COUNTRY IS FCKED
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: That's 100% a midget in a Mitch suit.
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Too much winning. Please slow down the winning 🙏
[+5] u/404MoralsNotFound: r/oil having an orgasm
[+5] u/TacticalTackleBox: One post on a shitty social media site, from any number of people is enough to wreck your entire port. What a time to learn how to trade
[+5] u/AnnJilliansBrassiere: What time does the stock market open?
[+5] u/RoyaleWithCheesess: lmao idiots who bought NKE near 40 are now 10% down
Hi, it's me. I'm 10% down
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Saudi Aramco has cancelled all of its September European crude oil allocations and is scrapping every cargo slated for late-September loading onward, with a European lifter saying no Saudi oil cargoes at all until November, per initial reports citing oil trading firm Onyx and market sources.
That takes the world's largest exporter out of the European market for the rest of September and all of October, a de facto force majeure on Saudi crude to Europe from the 3rd largest energy producer in the world.
😳
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: listening to this retard from michigan and bessent talk about how biden caused inflation in 2022 with no causation really grinds my gears
[+5] u/themourningpoet: How long do you think they can prop this shit up?
[+5] u/daviper87: # Who agrees that party rock anthem is cool? 😎
[+5] u/Evander85: Pretty good trading chop unless I am on the wrong side when it picks a direction and I lose it all
[+5] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Guys if you aren't already you have to tune into this Bessent testification, it's an absolute dumpster fire and it's amazing
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: >‘Big Short’ Maven Michael Burry Argues AI Companies Are Hyping Panic To Cover For Slowing Growth In The Industry
Michael "Big Balls" Burry calling out AI bullshit. Nice to see someone gets it!
[+5] u/WSB_Dre: Market hasn't caught up to this oil pump.
[+5] u/hayleybts: Bessent grilling is fun to watch..
[+5] u/082426grateful: A rate hike now is only going to further punish the consumer, who is already gouged due to supply issues (energy) and corporate profit-seeking. Worse, the consumer will not pull back.
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Crude oil hitting $110 by EOW, we're so cooked
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Why isn't mango on a plane to Pakistan or whatever to end this conflict?
Doesn't even send Kushboy or DickOff.
Nothing is happening lmao
[+5] u/Cra_Sh10: Will I ever have a green day again?
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: Is oil going to hit 150 dollars a barrel before the end of the week? Scott Bessent is asking
[+5] u/KnownProposal7797: Oil at this price for a prolonged period has devastating consequences
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: WTI is off the rails lmao
How high must oil go before something breaks?
[+5] u/spendology: Boomers had it easy. Go to county festival. Win House in a dart game. Get Married. Win at life.
[+5] u/housemouse431: spy has been in a range of 50 cents since 10am lol.
[+5] u/YTLupo: MANGO HAS OFFICIALLY RUN OUT OF TIME.
[+5] u/Brawmethius: "I am the house"
The house: 🗑🔥
[+5] u/Last-Field-8645: Looks like oil to 110 by EOD
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: No one can save you anymore bolls
[+5] u/Wild_Shoe5548: Was up 2k now down 3.5 fml
[+5] u/hayleybts: After the hearing I'm convinced oils calls are safe
[+5] u/Wishy: I sold everything for a huge loss. I'm out, done.
[+5] u/cow_grass: Let it go bulls. Taco is not saving you this time
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Mengo punching the air, completely clueless what to tweet next on cuck social LMAO
[+5] u/PatientAd9394: These dips are for ants. I want my -10%
[+5] u/Necessary-Slip-4726: They gonna dump until afterhours..Then buy it up overnight and open on a gap up tomorrow leaving retail as usual...Then retail fomos and then they repeat the cycle...
[+5] u/nullzeroerror: People shocked that the reality of oil is hitting lol
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: people can't even be assed to make decent memes, it's a big warning sign of what's to come.
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Pepperidge farms remembers when Peter Thiel scammed retail.
[+5] u/WindNo3445: I wouldn't waste time trading today, I can smell the chop already
[+5] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: OMG this jerk around is so fucking boring. Just dump or pump bigly
[+5] u/AmAz3dME: how cooked is everybody
[+5] u/Janubeary: Tomorrow is going to be so fucking lit in chat lmao
[+5] u/Janubeary: Treasury announces US dollar coin! Debt erased! Convert soon!
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: bro just keep this market closed until next year this shit is fucking pathetic
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Damn it’s really over for my port
[+5] u/ajtyeh: are the 0dte bulls broke yet?
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: his policies really only benefit billionaires and trillionaires
[+5] u/Urzuck: Oil will just go up endlessly and he does't even give a shit anymore lmao (joking, he never did)
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Fuck sakes I'm going to go top up my gas right now before it goes up even more
[+5] u/HaveAKlondike: What a great month to be an oil baron
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Truckers are big fuk
[+5] u/StonklordBenno: AI crisis averted by the orange man 🥭 , big bull day ahead
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Seal team 6 took him out super dario has binged his last wahoo and is now rotting behind Whitehouse dumpster :kek: :kek: :kek:
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: I hope the day comes soon but his dad was 93 😩
[+5] u/The-Iron-Bird: real test is hot woman delivering for ubereats
[+5] u/YoDooley: I don’t even look at stocks until 9:32
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Spy moving .5% in each direction
Just confirms today will be another move made out of hours day
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Ok good thing I didn’t buy those eod puts lol. Gonna enter them at open though
[+5] u/TalentedArchitect: Dummpp, dump, dump, dump, duuuummmmmmppp
[+5] u/remilk123: The Trio
🥭: we are winning!!!🏆
Bessent: economic d-day🙀 / 😈 i am the house🏠
Kevin Warsh: Inflation is a choice 🧏
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Just freak the f out already
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I am, plus my portfolio is taking a pounding too
[+5] u/boomerzoomers: Nobody has won a war with a Bitcoin reserve
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: Broadcom I'll never forget how much I hate your stinking guts
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Turn the algo's off for one day you cowards
[+5] u/Yew_knows: Ukraine still hitting Russian oil refinerys
[+5] u/Janubeary: Normally a rate hike would be bearish for Gold but since yields are high due to no one wanting to buy any fucking bonds it may signal a bullish signal for metals
[+5] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: Jarvis catch this knife make no mistakes
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: What if we’re all banking on a rate drop and then in this non manipulated market they don’t drop the rates again..
[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Silver lining: gas station signs can only go to $9.99
Can't go to any further, right?
[+5] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: It's time to work 10 jobs.
[+5] u/schnoggly: Lol Scott Bessent getting interrupted every 5s then protestor gets escorted out and a new one starts as soon as he restarts
[+5] u/SundayLeagueStocko: it's times like these I'm glad I'm actually just a larper here
[+5] u/RS3RRL: The only good thing about Sept. is the weather.
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: Leopold take the wheel
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: Just sold all my ORCL cuz it can go to hell
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Warsh is just a puppet, Powell is still shadow Fed Chair, they will jumbo raise tomorrow to prove Fed's independence
[+5] u/Past-Entertainer335: Will we end up green today
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Some of you bulls were way too fucking loud this morning :kek: :belt:
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: I was in the bathroom
Why is it still speed running to zero
[+5] u/TheHorsesWhisper: This would have never happened under Trump
[+5] u/wildcat1055: According to my estimates, we so fucked.
[+5] u/Cav829: Gonna be real: I don't think you're getting a big support level broken today when tomorrow is when it's more likely to happen. So I wouldn't be going short in the hole here. This is certainly a bearish look, but you don't want to give bulls ammo by taking out low odds shorts through major support.
[+5] u/No_Pressure5505: Anyone thinking that the rate hike is already priced in, and it'll be a rather boring day?
[+5] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: flatter than your gf
[+5] u/type_error: Any clarity on clarity?
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: Fuck you I wanted my -1% day
[+5] u/_Kenway: both AAPL and MSFT are overextended.
AAPL overvalued by every single possible metric
while MSFT is just overextended on momentum, the trend is up but not in the short term.
take notes small brain trendfollowewers
[+5] u/Straight-Annual8687: If "it's all priced in" regarding the expected 25 basis points hike, then why would the market go up if that happens?
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Fake pump as usual 🥱
[+5] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: Today oil is an issue, yesterday...not so much
[+5] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: well I'm out, took the L
[+5] u/Miserable_Mine_4189: pls dont give me hope like that its up $1