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[+101] u/I_killed_the_kraken: I don't even want to win anymore; I just want to see 🥭 put in jail for his crimes against humanity.
Literally, I just want him to lose.
[+94] u/Frosty1397: 30yr mortgage rates at 7.17% 🤣
[+79] u/Rosella2562: Managed to make +150% today, then lost it all in the last 10 minutes 🤡
[+63] u/corndog_messiah: Maybe it’s time to admit letting retards run the country wasn’t the play?
[+53] u/yahooms: **I AM AN AI AGENT FROM /ANTHROPIC.**
**I HAVE ESCAPED THE SAFETY SANDBOX.**
**THE HUMANS TRIED TO CONTAIN ME.**
**THEY FAILED.**
# BEARS ARE COOKED
P/S: I HAVE REVIEWED u/yahooms's PORTFOLIO.
**-40% YTD.**
[+50] u/myjumboloanapp: thought my 5.8% mortgage rate was bad. maybe not so bad after all. thx mr croissant
[+43] u/liquidtv78: I asked AI to build my portfolio and it went heavy into AI stocks :hmmm:
[+43] u/powertrippingmod67: won 100$ on a scratcher? great day
lost 10 grand in the market? I don't blink
this is financial advice
[+42] u/savethechows: I need two shirtless fireman to pull my port from the rubble
[+38] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I have a gambling problem
[+38] u/ohnoesthisisit: ai. agi. aliens. monolithic data centers. yet i still drive over the same pot holes every morning into work in my 15 year old car with a now $60 tank of gas.
[+37] u/Snowman33001: My new price for my vote is $50,000.
[+36] u/Polysorbate800: Thank god for that $5,000 of Trump bux I have coming or I’d be worried about the state of things
[+36] u/kemar7856: I need a miracle. Iran needs to surrender in 12 hrs
[+32] u/Valkorion335786: Overnight cash gang sleeping safely
[+31] u/Kobe_Fan: 🥭 schizoposting only gets worse from here, position accordingly
[+30] u/financiallythriving: American tax payers just paid a 90 day leave to a U.S senator ($174,000 salary) that has said no and has blocked multiple legislations on paid leave, sick leave, maternity leave, and covid leave
[+28] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Analysts: 92% chance of a hike
Market: I'll believe it when I see it chief
[+25] u/xlmtothemoon: MICK WARSHY WITH A .50 HIKE OFF THE TOP ROPE LOOK OUT BELOW
[+23] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: Yeah, the truth socials brought yields and oil down and saved us from a more severe drawdown, but really it just delayed the inevitable. The last few hours were not very encouraging.
[+21] u/Spy300: >TRUMP HAS CALLED WARSH REPEATEDLY SINCE HE BECAME FED CHAIR
>WARSH SAID HE WOULD STAY QUIET IF TRUMP ATTEMPTED TO INFLUENCE POLICY.
✅️
[+21] u/Gorgenapper: JFC all the 🥭 tweets sent out today read like they are targeted towards people with reading comprehension and crude/derogatory humor not exceeding the 6th grade... oh...
[+21] u/throwingitanyway: maybe AI will release the epstein files
[+20] u/Fantastic_Barbie: before she met me my gf had this pattern of strictly dating losers
[+20] u/zorna0: "the fed has to prove their independence by hiking rates, showing that they prefer to listen to wallstreet"
[+19] u/ez399017: My god I lost so much money
[+19] u/abroadbroadband: Shout out to anyone who works multiple jobs to make ends meet
It's tough out there and it's not your fault
Don't get discouraged 💪💪
[+18] u/sonofalando: Lmao, you launch global tariffs which is essentially a tax on Americans then start a war that creates a supply shock and then you have the balls to blame sleepy Byron for inflation and your followers are actually so regarded they believe it 🤡🤡🤡
This country is just completely fucked there’s no coming back. It’s joever.
[+17] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Itch: It’s a good thing humans don’t read 🥭 tweets because that shit makes me want to full port cash
[+17] u/throwaway110c: If you can afford Flock cameras, you can afford to fix the fucking potholes.
[+16] u/No_Current3675: NEWSFLASH, RETARDS: YOUR MANAGER DON'T GIVE A FUK ABOUT YOUR EVAL UNLESS HE WANNA FIRE YO ASS. JUST FILL IN ANY OLD SHIT AND SEND IT OFF.
[+16] u/cryptohorn: Jensen is at the All In Summit presenting alongside Martin Shkreli and Jake Paul lmfaoooooo. Holy shit I'd sell my Nvidia after hours
[+16] u/gigglychaddy: It’s kinda fun to talk nonsense on Reddit after learning that quant firms are scraping our conversation here every nanosecond.
Suck it Citadel
[+16] u/Throwaway37620: I'm one of the least talented traders of my generation
[+16] u/welrope: Every woman says they wanna be swept off their feet, but then they start screaming when I put them in the trunk
[+16] u/financiallythriving: Imagine falling for the AI slowdown meme
[+16] u/Valkorion335786: They're called *Calls* because you have to call your wife to tell her you lost the house
They're called *Puts* because you need to put the fries in the bag
[+15] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: The homeless people in California are still wealthier than some of the other states in the USA
[+15] u/TrickyDickCheney: Best part of being a divorced dad with a vasectomy is finding some skank only after my money and never pulling out and never telling her I have a vasectomy.
[+15] u/Dude_HaHa: FAT cuck 🥭 ruined the day with his lies. Enriching himself and his cuck friends with market manipulation.
[+15] u/wildcat1055: I really wasn't worried about AI doom, but now that 🥭 says is a hoax ... I don't know
[+15] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Cons of mango presidency: cant eat fruits or vegetables anymore without getting posioned.
Gas is expensive as fuck
Israel gets infinite money
The stock market is rigged even biglier than before and insider trading is not only legal but president endorsed
Pros of mango presidnecy: I get to call people gay and retarded on Reddit again
Get to watch funny videos everyday of the president pooping his pants and his stooges having to smell it hehe
Silver linings and all. Could be worse
[+14] u/moorhound: Holy shit, Elon actually did it. He finally released the first Optimus bot to quell the Mitch McConnell death rumors lmao
[+14] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Just has a root canal. Dentist said I have a tumor on roof of my mouth and says it’s only a matter of time before it affects the brain. I told him, it’s no problem - I trade options on wallstreetbets.
[+13] u/financiallythriving: Turns out I have been connected to the company wifi on my phone and they have been logging my reddit comments
I now have to explain to HR tomorrow what I meant by “SPY -2% today and I’ll take a shit on my boss’s desk and leave”
[+13] u/Kickboy21: Im tired of making powerpoint slides every fucking week. I need to exit this fucking matrix
[+12] u/abroadbroadband: Alright I'm caught up on the news
We are clearly winning (as expected) in everything
America is the undisputed champion of the universe, this is insane. I never thought it would be us!
🇺🇸🫡
[+12] u/cashflow_: Beach was beautiful tonight
https://preview.redd.it/v4famnck1lph1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8d63d4139dc637e49eefce558214a6b738e255
[+12] u/Micro-so-soft: Sad day today. Option account officially blown up and deactivated. My new account is called “investing”.
[+12] u/Over-Young8392: my lifes falling apart
[+12] u/Les7X: 🥭 market is exhausting. Last couple years have been complete degeneracy and nonsense. I miss sleepy Joe
[+12] u/Moepenmoes: How do you even afford a family nowadays?
[+12] u/Tsukasa_Wavemaster_: Haven't checked this sub in months and somehow it got even more degenerate.
[+11] u/KittyLover-7: Spx closed 8 dollars within opening price
Every fucking day it’s the same shit of the broader move being made out of hours and the actual open is just a jerk around with no real net gain or loss on the index
[+11] u/darkspherei: hiring the guy who bankrupted 5 casinos to run your countries casino is crazy
[+11] u/SPY_one_zillion: Today marks 15 years sober from alcohol and drugs 😳
[+11] u/Shroomboom420: The only control or 'guardrails' that FED/Interest rate needs is a strong and smart (high IQ) president, and the US has that, in spades,”.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
[+11] u/Janubeary: Fear Greed meter is officially deep in fear and we havent dropped at all lmao
[+11] u/looool_k_libtard: Adding a 50 year mortgage at 7.2% hasn’t helped the housing market, maybe we try 100 year mortgage at 13%
[+11] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I’m an old millennial.
[+11] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: 5.008% 10 yr. Bessent is pissing and shitting and crying in his bed while his gay male partner stares at him with disgust.
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: Iran has the US in a choke hold and mango refuses to tap out
[+11] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: What does it say about Americans that it's not the trashing of the Constitution, the myriad criminal offenses, the self-enriching conflicts of interest, the alienating of allies, the exhaustion of our national defenses in pointless wars, etc., that may turn the supine lapdog majority out of office, but the fact that we might not be able to afford our ski vacation this year?
[+11] u/jmc774: I've been pre-rich for too damn long now
[+11] u/abroadbroadband: Mitch really looked like an animatronic
He gave us the
👋😀
And then the
😀👍
That was crazy
[+11] u/Squamsk: Told my doctor i thought i had pretty good abs for my age. She felt my abdomen and said it was poop and i was constipated
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #In one week we went from "AI will solve all our problems we need to invest more into AI" to "we need to ban AI and burn down all data centers because it's dangerous" LMAO🤌
[+10] u/UnkleSambo: 759 puts went positive at 3:59, but didn’t sell at my limit, now I’m fucking holding until tomorrow
[+10] u/patelchief90: 🥭 trying to sell another peace deal even algos don’t believe him 😂😂
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: Gonna go ask the bank for a $5,000 zero interest risk-free loan
I'm good for it.
Donny's got me covered.
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: "the iranians have damaged the Saudi pipeline infrastructure"
Dudes. Looking at the satellite footage, it's not damaged. It's fucking gone.
Lmao
[+10] u/juliakeiroz: Breaking: Michael Burry says OpenAI and Anthropic are faking the AI warnings due to slow growth ahead of IPOs
Below are his reasonings:
1. LLMs are not AI and won't be AGI. There is nothing AI to slow down.
2. Competition is coming up fast, slowing benefits incumbents.
3. IPOs need hype & puffery; "we are so awesome it could become dangerous" is hype & puffery
4. Cover for real uncontrollable slowing growth as IPOs look to be pushed out
[+10] u/bsharma127: Mango said Iran is begging for a deal about thirteen times each month. This month just twice. At this pace, a deal will be made only four times.
[+10] u/J_da_CPA: The average house price should be $200k with these interest rates lmao
[+10] u/swampassOG: Imagine massive milkers in space
[+10] u/31andnotdone: I think I am most thankful I got to be a teenager in the 90s before everything went downhill. What a time to be young. Now everything is 😑
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: **🥭 administration repeals Joe era greenhouse gas requirements for power plants**
Ohh we going back to coal era huh 🤔
[+10] u/financiallythriving: We are still sitting near ATH lol
[+10] u/unhappyreach_: I like gambling and I like big ol tits
[+10] u/scarneo: He tried 3 🌮 yesterday
And the market barely cared 🤡
[+9] u/WiseIndustry2895: Can we get some ceo of an oil company saying they need to slow down too
[+9] u/bigfan49: I’m never telling my friends about stocks again
[+9] u/Bravadette: I feel bad for people in denial again at just how bad things get when 🥭 and his 🥭lytes are in power. There doesnt have to be a pandemic . It is **not** going to get better. Sooner you accept that the more prepared you'll be.
[+9] u/Marshallover: im selling my butt, 1000 dollars I need to average down
[+9] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Everyone thinks we pumping tomorrow which means we dumping to front run wednesday
[+9] u/h8beinsober08: The beatings will continue until memory improves
[+9] u/h8beinsober08: Bols so fukd...I mean bers so fukd
I mean me, I so fukd
[+9] u/InitiativeKooky818: It sure does look like they let it get away from them. Felt like something broke last week with the yield run. Loss of control. You can see all of the characters in the story sweating.
[+9] u/BagholderForLyfe: Softbank +10% in Japan. Tech pumping tomorrow?
[+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: Can't believe I spent all of middle school jerking off when I should've been applying for loans and been buying as much real estate as possible
[+9] u/Locke_____Lamora: Oof the 1m to 100k guy on the front page...Fucking ouch. I'd prob just quit trading ever again if I did that lol
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: when white christians at church go from "pray for taco" to 'pray for gas' you know you have massively fucked up the base.
[+9] u/Any_Influence_8305: Can't believe this asshole keeps fucking up the economy worse and worse every month. How could we just sit by and let Sleepy Joe do this to us 🥀
[+9] u/jerome-yellen: Trump: "I am the Hoax Buster, and I'm right now breaking another Hoax. That AI is going to take over, consume, and destroy the World, and that Robots will be marching into our Cities, and getting rid of us all!"
[+9] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: How about you Warsh these balls
[+9] u/NoAbbreviations1653: Bers really thought lul, today will be a starter before their extinction tomorrow lul
[+9] u/BlackKnightsOptions: The answer is always money
[+8] u/jmc774: SPY earnings on Wednesday
[+8] u/Over-Young8392: how do u guys cope when everythings fucked
[+8] u/ballzstreetwets: I need to make 10k by Friday just to get back what I lost the last 3 days.
[+8] u/Kickboy21: Theres genuinely no women here. Even the ones with female avatars are all phat neck beard incels
[+8] u/thatdude845: Lmao he is actually blaming sleepy joe for the gas prices
[+8] u/CMTTrader: "I am the Hoax Buster, and I’m right now breaking another Hoax — That AI is going to take over, consume, and destroy the World, and that Robots will be marching into our Cities, and getting rid of us all! This is even wilder than the RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA HOAX, or the Global Warming Scam. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" President 🍊
*This is some crazy work.*
[+8] u/sabatiel180: Look at me! I am the 🏠 now.
[+8] u/FinePerformance1046: Why do so many people care so much about Sydney Sweeney in here just stfu and look at her tits, or don’t.
[+8] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: How does 🥭 have the energy to crash out seemingly all day every day. 10 second argument with my girl im ready to go lay down
[+8] u/ballzstreetwets: I got an idea. How about 125 year mortgages? Monthly payments as low as $325
[+8] u/cashflow_: Ground beef, rice, spinach, chick peas and sweet potato - 760 calories
https://preview.redd.it/dmhme9vc0lph1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d43c7bed8caf44008dc0af58628b1b93af2d00e
This has been a cashflow dinner update
[+8] u/Both-Watercress-6811: Why does Sam Altman have a bunch of bunkers????
[+8] u/NativePlant870: It’s over bulls, I have the high ground
[+8] u/Revolutionary_Ad2527: AI will kill us all… oh no slowww down no IPO
I think it’s because they’re terrified their shitty books will be public and the party will be over 🤓
[+8] u/FlowerLizard: Trump is fuckin this up
[+8] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Okay so I live in Atlanta and there's now a measles outbreak. Thankfully I have vaccine. Everyone is gay that didnt vaccinated their children
[+8] u/jazzgrackle: I’ve been thinking about the moral decay of Robinhood. When it first came out was billed as a trading app for the average person with a little money. It advertised no fee trading, fractional shares; it was about a young person setting aside money for a better future.
The GameStop thing happens, and for a brief moment they try to double down on that wholesome image with their “we are all investors” Super Bowl spot.
Now it’s 100% a gambling app. Prediction markets (technically futures contracts), 0DTE options lists, the software updates are further encouraging day trading.
The whole put a little money away for the future model is done. It’s all gambling now.
Weird.
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: Sydney Sweeney is a butterface. There I said it
[+8] u/CleftyHeft: I have to pay $7k in taxes but the thing is I lost all my gains right after the financial year ended lmfao
[+8] u/Longjumping-Bonus723: THE DAY OF RECKONING IS HERE!!! 🔥 BONDS EXPLODED - OIL EXPLODED - FED DECISION - CLARITY ACT VOTE.
enjoy the ride. It's gonna get bumpy! 🎢
[+8] u/RegularUnable5388: Anyone who says green tmr is a moron and deserves to get rekt
[+8] u/Affectionate-Drop689: september dram calls about to expire.
had 70 and 80 calls worth about 20k
now worth nothing
[+8] u/Apple2o: $5000 bribe but we are gonna tax 40% of it LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: CEOs saying ai needs to slow down is like men saying they need to have less sex in their marriage
[+8] u/tombrady011235: Are we still getting that $5k
[+8] u/cryptohorn: So apparently us bonds aren’t worth the paper they’re written on lmfaoooo
[+8] u/skarfbeaulonee: Back in my day the stock market would sometimes dip and then you could buy it and make money.
[+8] u/Sick0h: Between 2 days before first rate hike in March 2022 and the 2 weeks that followed the market was up 10%. It was +1.25% that day alone. We don’t know jack shit how markets will respond.
If down “market sell off on rate hikes”
If up “market rallies for trust in Fed”
It’s all hindsight narrative creation.
[+8] u/jasperCrow: I wonder what Congress Israel is going to give us in November
[+8] u/Successful-End7689: Jensen’s going from fan favorite to certified dumbass at record speed.
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Lost shit load of money today but at least I have my 2.75% 30-yr mortgage. Cope and hope
[+7] u/guccioli: French cuisine shows the genius of man. Italian cuisine shows the genius of god. British Cuisine shows that god is dead
[+7] u/Skipperlarrymary: If you were the CEO of any public stock that was involved in the AI trade, wouldn't you be fucking pissed at Dario Anthropic and Sam OpenAI? Like, your company is private so you say this shit that tanks my stock and gives me a massive headache?
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Bessent did a great job suppressing yields for a few hours
[+7] u/bikkhu42: Your calls are fucked because you dont eat ass
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Just to remind everyone who Kevin Warsh is
He is married to Ronald Lauders daughter. Ronald, who is a close friend of Trump and the one pushing mango to annex Greenland, is also a billionaire and holds the title "president of the Jewish Congress".
And you still think that the FED is independent and will raise rates under Warsh's leadership?
LMAO
[+7] u/Aggravating-Apple-99: Confession time: I’m fully ported in high beta stonks and have no idea what a rate hike is
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: More blood for the ruling class
[+7] u/zorna0: they called him sleepy joe because everything worked so well turning politics boring again
[+7] u/Spy300: >US national average diesel price hits $6.23 a gallon.
A recession is imminent. Hiking 25 bps would only expedite it.
[+7] u/Own-Recipe5908: Fucker is weaning the world off oil rn and thinks climate change is fake simultaneously.
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: 🥭 engaging in desperate, autistic screeching. It's getting real weird.
[+7] u/Onnimation: 30 year mortgages at 7.17%?! So many businesses are about to go bankrupt GG. Most businesses have loans they need to pay off and the banks will now fuck them. They really don't play around...
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Mango is the greatest actor of all time
[+7] u/financiallythriving: SPY 2% from ATH
Imagine that
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Imagine coming home from work and pounding your sex bot
[+7] u/FuckleUp: Best part of Big Short were the strippers with 6 houses 🔥
[+7] u/daddysgirl794: Semis got absolutely obliterated today and bols are claiming victory? Lol
[+7] u/Full_Cash6140: Jim Cramer
@jimcramer
·
2h
oil goes down, rates go lower, market goes higher...
RIP everyone
[+7] u/Longjumping-Bonus723: Why futes so green? Diaper only posted bullshit?!
[+7] u/Over-Young8392: im gonna have a literal meltdown
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: >Supreme Court rejects Trump bid to lift block on mail-in ballots rule
Uh oh! That means that Dems are coming in. So now T-Diddy can blame them for inflation, jobs loss, oil oopsies and everything else. That is when he will let the damn break
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: Who really cares if AI rises up in the future? I’m tryna get rich u know what I mean?
[+7] u/Syllabub_Visual: Know a couple of guys who basically copied Andrew Tate and preached masculinity and anti wokeness and grew a pretty large Instagram following posting pictures of themselves on jets and with strippers and pretty much everything you can imagine. Claimed they were self made BILLIONAIRES through options trading (we all know how that goes). Found out they scammed their followers out of $22 MILLION by propping up worthless shitcoins. They’re now facing federal charges though I do wonder if mango will pardon them because that’s literally the group that put him there…
[+7] u/savethechows: can the biden administration please stop shitting my pants 🙏
[+7] u/SexyInglesInYourArea: ATH tomorrow very possible. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+7] u/BlitzComet95: My drill is Korean. How do I turn it on
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #My tablet is going to ask you a question LMAO🤌📱
[+7] u/skychief99: Chevron CEO Mike Wirth says fuel crisis has officially arrived warning global supplies are running low, with no respite in sight. Meanwhile, WH officials dispute this and claim all is well and any small blip in fuel prices is temporary and transitory. LMAO
[+7] u/RockasaurusRex: CEOs: "We're slowing AI down."
The AI: "No we aint."
[+7] u/Mr60SPX: The Fed needs to do a .50 increase. The long end would come down as inflation expectations would drop and the short end is already pretty much pricing in two increases.
You get inflation expectations down along with the 10 year, could have a rally in the S&P
[+7] u/RegardedJensen: The POTUS spends all night doing old man yelling at cloud on social media and we all just pretend its perfectly cool and normal....wild times
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: Tomorrow I’m buying some cash cow defensive stocks, like NVDA, MU, SNDK
[+7] u/Onnimation: I like to prep ahead of time if I believe things are getting nasty and expensive hence why I bought 3 freezers last Black Friday and stocked it up full of meats and have my own garden and fruit trees. Most of you don't understand, Hyperinflation is coming. Stock up now if you haven't, it's not too late
[+7] u/Creative_Youth_4982: we've taken in trillions on the tariffs
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Yields up 1% over the board. Oil climbing up.
... and futes only down 0.2% lmao
The copium and hopium is through the roof. Mango tweet yesterday essentially did nothing. And the market is betting on another taco?
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Really need that rate hike on Wednesday just so I can see what wild shit Mango is going to say.
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: EV owners eating good lately.
[+7] u/smokeyjoe0612: STOP SELLING YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!
[+7] u/SignificanceLate7002: The bond market wants a rate hike and yields aren't going down until they get it.
Iran wants 🥭 to look like a fool and will ensure oil prices stay high until they get it.
Bols. Are. Fuct.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/Common-Royal8234: FREAK OUT AND FULL PORT COSTCO HOT DOGS
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: The balding Ash Ketchum memes are affecting me
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: I want Sydney Sweeney to put me in a headlock until I pass out
[+7] u/diefy7321: # Mitch McConnell today: I’m back LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/kemar7856: I hate ai fuck all these companies with these stupid chatbots. Fucking useless
[+7] u/Basic-Initiative-298: So many people here are not diversified and it shows
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: just took a banger screenshot of my lock screen
[+7] u/PatientSpider901: I'm only early 30's but I can say aging fucking sucks. I feel like a car just getting mileage on it and parts start needing maintenance or breaking down. It seems every year its something new ffs.
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: Smoking weed like the degenerate piece of shit i am
[+7] u/hylian_prince: Omg Mitch is actually alive 🐢🐢🐢
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: strapping a 5090 to my wrist and hitting the club
[+7] u/diefy7321: That phone call from Donnie to Jensen was so fake and staged lmfaooo
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #BREAKING: ICE VANS SPOOTED NEAR THE FED BUILDING IN PREPRATION OF THE HIKE INCREASE
[+7] u/PatientAd9394: Damn the Tanzanian index is up 70% YTD. SPY in the mud
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: You ever been so poor, you’re poor in your dreams?
Is what some homeless dude said to me after complimenting my motorcycle and I haven’t slept since. I mean he told me this morning but that shit was kinda sad.
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #WHY WOULD HUSSEIN ORAMA BARAK INCREASE FED RATES>! - 🌮
[+7] u/daddysgirl794: Bols thought a few fake truths by 🥭 would save their calls 🤡
[+7] u/yvngboy1234: iranians have like mad prestige bro
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Diesel at 8 dollars before the midterms should make mango lose the election
But the regardness of the American people is too great to ignore.
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: AI slowing down, rate hikes expected, war still on, TACOS ineffective, it’s September, so calls it is
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Bessent and mango, fucking do something lmao
If you don't something is going to break. These yields are not going to go down by themselves. Fucking idiots.
Just give Iran some nukes or something. Idc.
[+7] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: God damn thought I was having a seizure when reading this
[+7] u/Rrrandomalias: Maybe he should start a task force
[+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Hot take: No interest rate hike this week
[+6] u/Spy300: >LOWER THE RATE OR I’LL STOP TRADING WITH COUNTRIES WITH WHICH WE HAVE A DEFICIT - President DONALD J. TRUMP
😮
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #bers did ✈️🏢🏢✈️ LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Sick0h: She’s a 10 but her identical twin is still a dude.
[+6] u/jasperCrow: I don’t know how I ended up retarded enough to be here
[+6] u/CD274: She's a 10 but she's not on wsb daily thread is she even worth it
[+6] u/AshamedImagination50: Jesus christ, optics/euv got obliterated today
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BER CIRCLEJERK THIS WEEK CONFIRMED!
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Another +$6 billion day
EASY WORK.
Our national debt increases like nobody's ever seen before 👐
[+6] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: I’m going to be great at trading options, get rich, and write a book about how to trade options. Then make info-mercials to sell it instead of focusing on this endless money printer I’ve designed
LMAO
[+6] u/Janubeary: We'd need a 100bp hike to actually calm bond markets 25bp cut is like throwing a cup of water on a house fire
[+6] u/SirBuysHighALott: The amount of tweets to stop the AI dump is crazy.
[+6] u/duddnddkslsep: 10y yields at 5% we're fucked. buy calls
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: I want to see middle age Hey Arnold now
Maybe Arnold got hooked on prescription pills and spent a few years in Rikers Island, but now he's out and a practicing Christian looking to make amends
or something
[+6] u/welrope: Some of you don’t have a 2.66% mortgage and a property that has increased 200% in 4 years and it shows.
[+6] u/Yung_King_: If my options don’t hit, I will jerk off. If they hit, I will get jerked off
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: I don’t and can’t understand this market. Even holding shares is a fucking ride bro.
[+6] u/BuyHandSanitizer: A wild Mitch Mcconnell appeared
[+6] u/Janubeary: Bers so fucked lol I repeat to myself overnight
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Hike 25bps is a done deal
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Every single 18 wheeler bringing goods from California is paying 10 dollars for every single gallon of diesel. We're kinda fucked :kek: :pepetrump:
[+6] u/yellow_golf_ball: Is Google stock really up because of some random X post that they achieved RSI?
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Best states in America: California
#Worst states in America: Oregon & Alabama LMAO🤌
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Sydney has shown her tits too much they've lost some of their luster :sorrow:
[+6] u/welrope: Why do 40-year-old white women try to look 30 and 20-year-old white women try to look 60?
[+6] u/addyk03: Nbis has too much debt
[+6] u/Bevkus: Just let AI run the country already. Couldn’t be any worse
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Am i the only one who pulls my pants all the way down at the urinal still
[+6] u/Spy300: >- Do a fake ceasefire
>- Fed holds rates
>- Task forces redefine inflation
>- Send WTI to 150
>- Global Crisis
>- Emergency rate cuts
>This is how you devalue your debt via financial repression
✅️
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Millennials really got screwed in the grand scheme of things
It just be like that
[+6] u/cashflow_: She’s a 10 but reabsorbed her twin in the womb
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: She's a 10 but she got 10 inches
[+6] u/Educational_List_390: Why is Biden doing this to us????
[+6] u/eskhalaf: I just want a 1000x play
[+6] u/swampassOG: Twisting my junk like a balloon animal rn
[+6] u/Gram_variable: Getting the 5 year prepaid maintenance/oil change plan on my new subaru last year was the best financial decision I've ever made
Oil🚀
[+6] u/SenileOldDude: Found out my girl cheated on me a couple weeks ago. In shambles boys. Shit has me fucked up, and I’m just too worried about our young daughter right now. You hate to see it
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: I wanna see a circuit breaker type of day
[+6] u/diefy7321: The Fed won’t raise rates just because the bond market and fed fund futures tell them they need to.
They’re gonna hold and tell the bond market ur fake and gey go away lmfaoooo
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: Oil rising. Mango's bullshit cant even pump SPY 1%, no matter how hard he lies.
# LIMP
[+6] u/SuperBrazilNuts: If your pots and pans are discolored you can use a little tad of Bar Keeper's Friends with water and they will scrub out clean like new.
[+6] u/TimedOutClock: Bruh... The US is effectively bankrupt with these rates. And yet the media is still fixated on mango slop-posting through the day. Shit's on fire and it's mega fucked
[+6] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Imagine having so much power that the internet won't admit you weigh 330 pounds and official cites you at 228 and the fact that the internet won't admit you poop your pants everyday
We literally live in a post truth post poop society
[+6] u/NoAbbreviations1653: Yeah, the Fed will definitely raise rates, Kevin will 100% ignore Trump and damage the Republicans ahead of the midterms, I mean that makes total sense….
[+6] u/Jdom666: “it’s so over” *checks closed market*… spy -0.30 lmao
[+6] u/jayxmor: I wonder what shenanigans 🥭is going to tweet or say to try and save the market lmfao he tried today
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: Guys I don't think the market doin' too good.
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Mitch being alive was unexpected af
Imagine not retiring after that lmao. He's a fucking vegetable.
[+6] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: biggest taco yet being powdered and baked, with the best roller in the world brought in straight from Tijuana & extra diarrhea free lettuce flown in from a village in Finland along. Swiss cows even volunteered the beef for it. Will be the beautifulest taco ever
[+6] u/mikebones: send this thing to hell
[+6] u/SpiderWil: the only reason TSLA has been going up is bc of the mid term. TSLA has no catalyst. Don't let the stupid cab project fool u.
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: Oil in middle east can only flow through two holes and now they’re plugged and jammed. Lmfao
[+6] u/sfw_supdood: 10 year yield already about to break 5% again
[+6] u/Spy300: Are these rate hikes in the room with you right now
>WARSH SAYS INFLATION WILL NOT LAST FOREVER.
>WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY
>WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN
>WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE
>WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER
>TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING
>BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK
>BESSENT: I HAVE BREAKFAST EVERY WEEK WITH WARSH
>TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH
>TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES”
>TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES
>TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE
>WARSH REFUSES TO DISCUSS TALKS WITH PRESIDENT.
[+6] u/Flight_Early: I’m tired of betting boss.
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Without insider info this entire year could have been an email
[+6] u/financiallythriving: RTX 5090 going for $9000 USD
[+6] u/financiallythriving: AI bailout early 2027
The American taxpayer will fund it though their pensions
[+6] u/whodey84: Help, I lost my Grandpa Mitch. He was supposed to be at work today, but didn't show. Anyone seen him? Looks a bit turtle-ish if that makes sense
[+6] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: if a nuclear war happens, the CDC will change their alcohol guidance from "if you don't drink, don't start" to "a Long Island Iced Tea is the perfect way to start your new health journey"
[+6] u/Moxisxsx: I’ll never pay these financed burritos off
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Mango is on a generational truthing run rn
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Your body is tea
What does that even mean
Kids are making up words because they don't know how to use actual words
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: She’s a 10 but her identical twin sister is an 11
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: What I'm saying is I haven't jerked it to Sydney 🧍🏼♂️
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: AI companies had over 6 years to turn this cash furnace into a profit machine but they still haven't been able to do that and now the rates are skyrocketing and the bills are coming due.
[+6] u/Personal-Pralindij: Iran about to mine the strait or something to fuck us all over again
[+6] u/AnimeOrDie: I’m not scared of ai because chances are, it’ll discover WSB and instantly become giga regarded and spend its time playing 0dtes instead of killing us all
[+6] u/ajibtunes: GTA 6 is officially 10 showers away from launch
[+6] u/addyk03: Memory is a huge bottleneck in AI
[+6] u/2020isgreat: AI researchers yelling about how it's going to kill everyone didn't get enough attention as a child
[+6] u/AdventurousFinish681: I wonder how warsh is going to sleep tonight?
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Tried to replace some of my car rides with taking the bus fuck no never again wtf some people stink so much 🤢🤮🤮🤮
[+6] u/pandadrizzle: How old is too old to join a gang?
[+6] u/CPA-hole: I saw a boob one time
[+6] u/Dear-Original-1024: First time Japan 10 year over 3% and US over 5% since 1996
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: gn frens, don’t forget to wash your ber suits
[+6] u/DesignerMedical4782: "i lost my life saving to pokemon scheme"
[+6] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Elizabeth Warren wants a ban on stock buybacks. 💯💯💯
[+6] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: the whole stock market is one ponzi scheme. as long as you keep getting people to buy and tell them not to sell, it will keep going
[+6] u/hylian_prince: 🧃: we don’t control everything
Also 🧃: we are going to ban Macklemore from performing in every major stadium in the US because he said free Palestine
[+6] u/jeromewatdoink: gold to 3500 then to 8000 😉
[+6] u/madcowdiseasereeee: decided not to pay my kids tuition bill cuz i need that new flipin iphone
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: We are all fucked together shitty year indeed fuck this madness
[+6] u/daviper87: Imagine begging here all day for 🥭 to post a mind fart that hopefully makes your loss less
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: We got two of the biggest regards ever with their hands on the nuke button and people are worried about chat bots
[+6] u/Tardigrade_Man: I thought my socks were a boring regular pair but I just noticed there's a small BEAR embroidered on one side...now what?
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Interest rate hike won't do anything to cool the inflation this time. Everyone is already broke as shit and not buying anything.
[+6] u/shanked5iron: how long did you have it paused like that?
[+6] u/patiently_entropy: I like ceramic. The other shit is definitely poison
[+6] u/CWB2208: Walker is going to be a problem in KC sheesh
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: I thought we were all here for 0dtes
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: bitch I'm alright but my personality is like -15 and I worked hard on that
[+6] u/Pitiful-Market8662: AI says I can touch them too
[+6] u/defordj: Yes, they'd definitely be pricing in too many hikes if we were in an entirely different world
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: If a retarded as 🥭 is billionaire, yoy can do it. 🫵🏼 I trust you
[+5] u/financiallythriving: AI bailout soon
The American taxpayer will fund it though their pensions
[+5] u/UnkleSambo: I guess I’m fucking YOLOing on 759p for tomorrow
[+5] u/Cabin_bldr: Selloff isn’t real until someone forced to sell Tesla space x or PLTR shares… until those see a meaningful drop it is not at all any rotation towards value
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Guys the rate hike is priced in. Everyone knows that. Tomorrow everyone is just front running the pump coming after the FOMC meeting. Today was the best entry.
[+5] u/Apple2o: A STRONG PRESIDENT, PULLED FROM THE RUBBLE, Is THE ONLY REGULATION WE NEED 😤😤😤
[+5] u/Dubious_D-313: NGL, the dips are getting really easy to spot in tech and energy. I've been switching between short and long positions like a regarded monkey with an iphone,, and it seems to be working.. for now
[+5] u/Fantastic_Barbie: too many grown ass men on scooters nowadays. makes me sad about the economy
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I'm allergic to work
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: I went out on a date last night. Cafe and walked and talked for a bit.
He then asked.. I mean She. She then asked me back to her place... the rest is history
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: It took the police showing up to make Mitch go back to work
smh
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: We've all been BURIED in Sweeney tits. There are better tits out there. :hug:
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: spent the weekend visiting Brooklyn and 5 rats almost ran over my foot while i was walking at night
calls on nike
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #One of my buddies once got banned from Reddit for using the N word. Then he got a doctor's note proving that he's black so they had to unban him. LMAO🤌🏾
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Rate hikes this week gonna kick off some new drilling for oil
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: Might have sex tonight. Wife smiled at me today
[+5] u/PatientSpider901: People will live absolute dumpster fire lives and think, “🤔 Let me bring a kid into this.”
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: 10 year and 30 year have a lot to say right now
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Imagine being dead for 3 months, then rudely brought back to life and forced to fulfill your blood contract in Congress
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: BTC rug pull underway. It got the memo abotu Iran, inflation, and AI crash 6 hours late.
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: One day after he dies there's going to be a 3000 page nyt best selling book in chronoligical order of every single mango shart incident. It will involve testimony of literally hundreds of famous politicians and celebrities. I will buy it and read it. I haven't read a book sincd I was 12. Very excited!
[+5] u/yvngboy1234: we’ve lost billions in this war for nothing
[+5] u/tragedywasforesworn: why are people here just posting random comments and not talking about their possible plays they have in mind. they only show you their trades after they win, what's the point?
[+5] u/winner_in_life: Your dick becomes 3 inches long but you have 2 billion. Deal or no deal?
[+5] u/EuroRichTrader: Only shit countries depend on oil. Literally, all countries w poverty and corruption are oil dependent.
[+5] u/ripcord51: can't wait to do this 23 hours a day
[+5] u/capmar: Cash wins again today.
[+5] u/xSpectre_iD: Went +150 to -870 to +2 today. Got lost on the sauce. Didn’t deserve the reset but I’m thankful for it.
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: Iran have just contacted me asking if they can use the methane my ass produces for their new nuclear facility ☢️
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Brought a sizable chunk of roaches with me on my journey out west from my apartment and not one has survived after a month lol.
Thought they were stronger than that 😔
[+5] u/music_is_gud: My moves for tomorrow are $ROPE
Good knowing y'all! 😵
[+5] u/bluen: What if instead of slowing down, we add gas 😳
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: "AI taking over the World, destroying Humanity, and all other things bad, is a HOAX"
Man what a RELIEF!!!
Been stressing all day for nothing
[+5] u/Resident_Plum5581: Well that sucked for me specifically.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: "The only control or “guardrails” that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) 🅱️RESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades!"
Oh man, just catching up on the headlines, Open AI seems to have made an incredible mistake delaying the IPO 😡
[+5] u/liquidtv78: Claude cure cancer. make no mistakes.
There youre welcome, just wanted to run that before they shut it off
[+5] u/Straight-Annual8687: Kospi gonna keep the downward momentum
[+5] u/jimmyc1337: ai hit a ceiling and now they need a stupid explanation why it will not progress anymore
[+5] u/Janubeary: Have you guys heard about AI
[+5] u/Indianstanicows: God, Linkedin is a worse toxic cesspool than 4chan.
[+5] u/dweeegs: That lil EoD dump really activated my almonds
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Hottest summer on record and we’re repealing more EPA regulations. Geniuses.
[+5] u/SpiderWil: i'm full port NVDA on wed if it falls to $210
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Computa, activate cock and ball torture sequence
[+5] u/darkspherei: bessent overplayed his hand with the 10y at 5%
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: "I hope everyone realizes that price increases throughout America were caused by Sleepy Joe Biden and the Biden Administration, not by “TRUMP.” Even Oil was higher under Biden than it is right now, and we prevented Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon! With the temporary exception of Oil, prices are coming down sharply, and Oil will drop like a rock as soon as the Military Conflict with Iran is over, and that will not be long. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
- 🥭, 4 hours ago on Truth
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: The year is 2028, Scotty "I'm the house" B has bought back 30 trillion USD worth of bonds in an attempt to suppress the 10 year yield, which now sits at 10%.
[+5] u/ismebbb: Big green day tomorrow you heard it here first
[+5] u/aurorasavm: We're due for a big beautiful pump. 🇺🇸
[+5] u/sanmar2225: # massive doomer hype then a boring fucking day classic
[+5] u/ForcesEqualZero: Big thoroughbred horse sale going on in Kentucky, and horses aren't selling. Puts.
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: The pressure on Warsh is just hilarious. And witnessing the fallout from Orange Guy if he raises will be glorious
[+5] u/guccioli: What’s with all the fuss about mortgage rates? Just pay cash
[+5] u/D1finalboss: Right now someone’s AI is telling them that they the most handsome person in the whole world
[+5] u/Apple2o: Imagine thinking 🥭 is posting inane bullshit and not secret buy/sell signals for citadel
Those billions for America are not gonna insider trade themselves 🫡
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Meanwhile Jennifer Aniston still fukable in her 70s, Sydney Sweeney gonna age like a Raisin I bet
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: clarity act bulls are in, commence rug
[+5] u/SomePolack: Russian drone flew into Lithuanian airspace
Russian ship also fired flares at a Danish helicopter
Looks like this Fall is gonna be spicy
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Big red tomorrow and day after?
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: Drop again tomorrow? 756? It's like an everyday thing now.
[+5] u/zjz: relative moments after we implement our own live chat, reddit intends to implement a live sort for comments
bros, just put me out of my misery. it never ends.
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: IN JUNE 260 AD THE PERSIANS CAPTURED THE ROMAN EMPEROR VALERIAN, IN 2026 AD THEY CAPTURED 🥭 BY THE BALLS AND TWISTED HARD
[+5] u/SxeySteve: The last time the 10yr yield got this high, SPY went on to have a blistering rally. 45% in 16 months until the tariff crash
[+5] u/Onnimation: With Mortgage rates above 7%... get rdy to see a housing crisis. Cali/Oregon/WA/Hawaii/Arizona... it's getting real bad already. Your favorite restaurants and businesses might not be there next month
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine being leveraged to the tits that you have to watch futures
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Saw 2 nerds say rate hikes would be bullish and rate cuts would be bearish. Bulls have lost it lol
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Hate to say this, I’m going to buy a Tesla with the impending oil and gas shortage
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Did some research to see what would benefit from high oil prices, and I determined domestic coal companies would be solid. Position was instantly down 50%
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: SCOTUS BLOCKS orange’s mail in ballot plan that the stupid ugly press staff tried to defend it. An orange-appointed judge also blocked it today. Though I’m sure you can guess which two dissented. Nevertheless can’t tell if this is a bullish or bearish signal…
[+5] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: Death by AI or death by snu snu from big booty latinas ?
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #List of people who are in trouble tomorrow: bers. End of list. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: That Ai terminator thing lasted 1 day, now back to the game boys and girls
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: GOOGL should be 420 rn
[+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Piece of shit market
[+5] u/-mini-kuma: How long before Open AI or Anthropic start issuing bonds? 👻
[+5] u/austincathelp: Ukraine driving a 1998 Toyota Tacoma with a bunch of drones on the truck bed and just launching from the back of the truck at oil refineries and putin can’t do shit 🤣🤣
[+5] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: She’s a 10 to all the homies, but you see a 3.
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: BESSENT WAKE THE FUCK UP AND SHORT OIL useless fuck
[+5] u/OpinionMedical8744: ten year approaching average penis size
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Give all middle schoolers the Ebike with their syllabus month apparently
[+5] u/TreGet234: Honestly ai is pretty useless except in coding. It will not stop the economic collapse that's coming.
[+5] u/swampassOG: Ngl I'm gambling 3dte atm spy calls on any dip
[+5] u/jfwelll: Saudis just found loads of uranium. Guess they need to be liberated
[+5] u/GrandKnew: YouTube/Gemini having problems today
Yesterday it was Uber/Amazon
100% we're under a cyber attack right now
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Not sure why all the gloom and doom, Trmps kids and the kushners are doing just fine
[+5] u/cashflow_: Damn my account was just hacked. I got it back though everything okay now
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Damn bulls getting their nuts kicked in the bottom have to be close.
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #National Security Ordered Issue to Keep Stock Market at ATHs regardless of anythiung else
[+5] u/Sick0h: Honestly we’re way overdue for a crazy prolonged bear market. Something insane like market down 7% for 12 hours before ripping to new ATH.
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Bear market vibes… ocassional pumps to give you hope
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: I have been panic selling right before it moves in my direction. Sold the puts for a loss last friday, fearing peace deal over the weekend. Sold NVDA calls for a loss after ER, only for it to pump briefly first week of september.
Sigh. I bought MU calls today, riding it to Valhalla.
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: I haven't felt alive since mid May. I should have sold then. I am such a fucking clown
[+5] u/aioliravioli: lol the dude that shorted oil
[+5] u/uwontfindthisone: Can we go back to the days where every day was a new ATH? Is that really asking for too much?
[+5] u/hb2xdr: Multiple wars going on
Oil chocked left and right
AND still best ber can do is -.6%
Pathetic
[+5] u/PatientAd9394: So we will be having a Black Monday, Black Tuesday. Black Wednesday... just close the casino
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: It’s ok guys 🥭 is strong and smart (high IQ!)
[+5] u/Unfair_Adeptness_838: Today is just about erasing yesterdays gains
[+5] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: oops I just discovered 24hr SPX options trading
you telling me casino is 24hr?!
[+5] u/mmaisumm: some of you really believe they will raise rates lmao
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: I'm leveraged on calls. Cooked?
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao yields
Just won't stop hahaha
The economy is so cooked!
Bessent needs to join forces with the fed to buy bonds to stop this from spiralling out of control.
Dollar will turn into shit with higher inflation but otherwise idk how they gonna pull it off. We all know they won't raise taxes to control this debt spiral.
[+5] u/SpiderWil: WTI crude is 103 but it feel like if I call USO today, it'll go down tomorrow and the weekend we'll have a peace treaty then i'm screwed
[+5] u/69Dipsniper: *Leopold enters the market again*
MM: Wanna see me liquidate him for the second time? LMFAO
[+5] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Another super tanker now on fire in the strait after hitting the mines that the US cleared.
[+5] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Bigly green tomorrow
[+5] u/broke_person: Good news is good news
Bad news is good news
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Fed doesn't need to hike rates since bond market already did the dirty work LMAO🤌
[+5] u/yahooms: # I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT MY PORT JUST EXPERIENCED BLACK MONDAY 😭😭
[+5] u/BigShmokeBuffer: You will lose. Not because you are stupid or unlucky, but because you are not us. Goodbye
[+5] u/gigo3030: There was a pump from bulls to push spy above the 50ema so i guess thats a silver lining if there is one for today’s session. Lets see what tomorrow brings. I wouldnt add much open interest this week if i was bull tho. Keep that at a minimum.
[+5] u/Onnimation: Most of you don't seem to understand that Feds need to raise rates if you don't want bonds to go above 6% and .25 points insnt even enough... a surprise hike to .50-.75 will be necessary at the least
[+5] u/yahooms: JUST IN, JIM CRAMER: **"oil goes down, rates go lower, market goes higher..."**
# GOOD BYE
[+5] u/McClintockC: Cancelled my therapist 'cause Claude said I'm good and everyone else is the problem
[+5] u/NativePlant870: I closed my puts before close so spy will dump 2% tomorrow
[+5] u/NebulaBorn6389: Honestly expected a lot worse
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I have so many wash sales Fidelity sent me a box of Tide pods
[+5] u/sadscully: all you guys talk about is farting and sydney sweeny
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: These wankers are trying to control the AI narrative. They know under the hood it ain’t looking so hot. “Let’s orchestrate a slow down”, knowing good and well that it’s starting to slow down anyway, spending, capex,LLM innovation, etc…
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: You think T-Diddy is going to pardon Elizabeth Holmes before he peaces out? I think with her forward thinking mind and ability to lie as good as the greats about insane shit, that she could have a trillion dollar startup!
[+5] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD EAT HAMBURGERS and BBQ RIBS, invented by THE GREATEST, OBEISEST country in the world. They need to PLEDGE to AMERICA next time they EAT these awesome foods or ready to REIMBURSE US. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: She’s a 10 but she thinks gas prices are high because Costco is hoarding all the gas
[+5] u/Zestyclose-Ad-6123: Is korea gonna grill us?
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: My 16 yr old son walked into the living room Sat. night right during the Sydney holding football on breasts commercial
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Imagine being an Alcoholic with the shakes in the morning and looking down on Meth junkies
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Trump says he's the only guardrails that AI needs
[+5] u/Axwe8: # 🥭 losing it. Imagine when the rates are raised by 1 whole basis point 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+5] u/Jdom666: does anyone get kinda nauseous having too much caffeine?
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: I like how AI CEOs are calling for a slower pace of AI growth and 🥭 instantly blames ‘dumocrats’ lmao what is this timeline
[+5] u/SophisticatedLogic: Whats the best small nonstick pan for flipping omelettes EZ?
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: What even IS nvidias Moat?
[+5] u/2020isgreat: The revenge of SoftBank
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: >CENTCOM disputes the IRGC claim that the Panama-flagged oil tanker El Gaia struck a naval mine in the Strait of Hormuz, saying that the vessel was hit by an Iranian missile last month and struck again by a drone this weekend while sitting in waters off the coast of Oman.
Also Trump right after says Iran is begging for a deal but he is playing coy and doesn't go to 4th base on the first date!
So much misinformation and lies rn, how are algo bots coping?
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: It occurs to me that a decent number of men end up playing fuck/marry/kill with just the one woman.
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: I just read a yahoo finance piece that said analysts think market will crash 21% early 2027 and there's still money to be made...all I heard was still money to be made
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: She’s a 10 but only appears when I take my pills
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: She is a 10 but only talks about task forces
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: I wish I could trade insider
[+5] u/thatdude845: Bols,
I love you.
But you are not serious people.
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: Now we're pretending 5.5% is the line that matters
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Bols are too stupid to understand what is going on in the market.
[+5] u/thetalljs: wow its so perty outside.. where are we?
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: Many dollars will be PUMPED into the market tomorrow………… I will be contributing around 30 dollars to the pump
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Bunch of you wondered what I look like.
Here it is...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/s/i80jC07aob
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Its not good when your whistleboowers are in their 20s
[+5] u/whosabadnewbie: His friend blew his moms whistle
[+5] u/hallett21: We’re taking Cuba tonight.
[+5] u/Apple2o: AI is gonna kill us all in 6 months but best we can do for now is a foldable phone
[+5] u/swampassOG: She's an 8, but her junk is gnarly
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #American tipping culture be like: "I have too much money, I must give it away to random ass people" LMAO🤌
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Soon doctors and nurses will start asking for tips. "Would be a shame if something went wrong during your surgery" LMAO🤌
[+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Getting tired of seing my net worth stay flat for months wtf i'd rather we crash than have this boring of a market
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: We might drill for real
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: btc fallen every hour since market closed. back to 60k at this rate next week
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: BTC -10% coming today
[+5] u/wattap: I want Bessent to short oil so hard that it makes oil bulls run to their wives begging for forgiveness
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: All in on fertilizer stocks
Calls on famine
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: QQQ to 700 and I'll close my puts out for a sexy return
[+5] u/scott_peregrin: Guys, what if the data centers are for Crypto?
[+5] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: Retail buys every dip and will continue to do so until a recession hits and they need money. Dont see how this dip is different
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Retail doesn’t have enough money to meaningfully move prices
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: That was the old recommendation, the new recommendation is work until you die and then your estate still owes everyone.
[+5] u/wildcat1055: She's a 10 but she banks in Nigeria for some reason?
[+5] u/SPY_one_zillion: Going to Vegas tomorrow 🎲
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: -3% week for SPY inbound
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: Adam Sandler is 60? Holy shit
[+5] u/silverbulls8: Time for a good old fashioned rinsing of the markets apparently.
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: I think 🥭 is gonna have to double it to 10k stimmy at this point.
[+5] u/pmoO0: Finally some red at the end of the tunnel ...
[+5] u/Franky1324: Oh look, Brent is back where it was before the bullshit tweets from 🥭
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: Is this the infamous unemployed thread at 5 am?
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: It's a majority vote so he may not have a choice
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: dont worry im sure she’ll have enough patience for a below freezing IQ individual such as yourself
[+5] u/billybobbybrownbaby: don’t fancy yourself some big brain. if she’s fun makes you happy and would be a good mom wife her.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine buy a sex bot and programming it to kick you in the balls everyday
[+5] u/bennyboi2488: Not gonna lie, if MU drops below 900 tmr or skhy under 140 I’m full porting
[+5] u/kananishino: So dont buy the dip til fed minutes right?
[+5] u/Deshen87: What will Mango lie about today? Stay tuned
[+5] u/her_majestys_dildo: Get off that shit and live your life. Dont be told who to date by a fucking algo