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[+28] u/Spy300: >U.S. HOUSE SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON SAYS ON IRAN THAT 'I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A COMBINATION OF OUR ALLIED NATIONS, OUR FRIENDS IN NATO AND OTHER ARAB STATES … WHO WILL COME TOGETHER TO HELP MAKE SURE THAT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ REMAINS OPEN'
😮
[+20] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: I have to confess: I’ve never been to a Buc-ee’s.
[+20] u/Jazzlike-Pension-643: They want to slow down ai because they know they will run out of cash. Liars.
[+18] u/SignificanceLate7002: "We'll ultimately get out (of Iran), unless we decide to stay and keep the oil like Venezuela," 🥭 told reporters at the 🥭 International golf course in Ireland on Sept. 13, saying U.S. revenue from Venezuela has "paid for the war many times."
- USA Today
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+18] u/TheWokenessInjector: Breaking news: Saudi Arabia to use hot air balloons to export oil.
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[+15] u/whitepug: They really pushed this ai slowdown story when leopold got back in man they fucking hate that guy LMAO
[+14] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: An Anthropic researcher, Jacob Coxon, announced he quit his job out of concern that the company, and its chief rivals, OpenAI & Sex Robot Inc., are “gambling with our lives.”
> *"Sex Robot Inc. is creating a sex robot trying to replace human wives & girlfriends. How do you know if the sex robot won't chop your dick when she's sucking your dick. What if she tries to kill you in your sleep because you're looking at other women? What happens when BDSM goes wrong?"*
[+13] u/SeveralBollocks_67: Why the fuck is the graph go up icon red 📈📈 and the graph go down icon blue? 📉📉📉
Am I colorblind?
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #New enemy unlocked: Houthis LMAO🤌
[+12] u/Fast-Reply6409: Have any of you complaining about living costs and gas prices considered that the rich are doing great? Why so selfish? Please be more patriotic and help your local CEO be even richer
[+12] u/unikuenobody: Don't open the casino.
[+12] u/Psychological_Fly109: Green by open, you know it, I know it.
[+11] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Mods, I demand a flair in the next 24h or I will officially announce I am gay.
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #There are only 3 possibilities this week: 1) HUGE pump, 2) MASSIVE pump, 3) GIGANTIC pump LMAO🤌
[+11] u/SeveralBollocks_67: Yall retards think you got everything figured out, but for the 75th week in a god damn row, you will be wrong, and Monday will be green.
[+11] u/Trashpanda7193: This board has reached peak hysteria. Bers certain tomorrow will be apocalypse , bols certain of a whole week of pump.
[+11] u/BackgroundProof117: My case for a bear market the remainder of this month
1) saw a stripper on wsb
2) my waitress thanked me genuinely when I tipped 10% instead of the cultural appropriate 15%
3)I saw a line of scalpers driving on my way to one of my properties at a bestbuy and they looked more dead in the the eyes than usual
4) haven't heard the phrase "keep the change" all this month
5)some regard went all in on oil puts
As a sound hung investor I think this is the prime opportunity to short and use the funds for my much needed penis reduction surgery , carrying all this missile around cant be good for my broad muscular back
[+11] u/Valuable-Chart5632: 4 days until kevin says we need more data :wendys:
[+11] u/AirwickS: We’ll finish up .5% tomorrow.
[+11] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Fed raises rates, but Warsh calls in sick so JPow is tasked to announce it.
[+11] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: SO MUCH BAD NEWS OVER THE WEEKEND
MARKETS ABOUT TO RIP
[+11] u/Fast-Reply6409: Finally, we’ve been liberated from cheap oil prices. This admin was all in for green energy from the start
[+10] u/Last-Field-8645: Its going to be a bloodbath, let's be real
[+10] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Oman postpones a planned meeting between Iran & Gulf nations on creating a temporary shipping lane through the Strait of Hormuz."
[+9] u/pandadrizzle: “Be bullish in the face of an apocalypse because if you’re wrong it won’t matter” - George Washington, probably
[+9] u/yolotew: So Saudi without oil are just poor friends, we don’t like anymore. See you later when you have more money 💰
[+9] u/cheweyy: I feel ashamed for looking at hyperliquid
[+9] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Lmoa Ber
Just practicing for tomorrow
[+9] u/manatee_strike_force: Smells like bers had a soup kitchen in here
[+9] u/Moxisxsx: I will pump many dollars into the market tomorrow. I mowed many lawns this weekend.
[+9] u/Yung_King_: Green as Iceland tomorrow
[+9] u/Janubeary: "US needs to make a deal with China to limit AI!"
Yeah thats someone I could trust to not secretly violate a deal
[+9] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+9] u/Ble_h: And it only took 1 retard to fuck the economy.
[+9] u/welrope: We are at low’s not seen in 4 days
[+9] u/Daboy999: This whole week is cooked
[+9] u/sloanemonroe: Oil up 3%. World is fucked.
[+9] u/PositiveAdagio891: Where is the disabled guy that went full port leveraged short oil 😧
[+8] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: I have no doubt futures will be red. Bers will be overjoyed.
Then Monday morning will come.
LMAO
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: OpenAI & Anthropic, as always, is just doing another publicity stunt with shock marketing to make AI look super important so the government will step in & ensure this AI bubble will continue.
This is just like Mythos not being released because it's so dangerous & rogue AI agents swarming Hugging Face.
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Got a notification that you can now connect an AI agent to trade crypto on Robinhood 😂
[+8] u/Federal-Watch: Alright bers, you’ve had your fun and ruined another weekend thread with delusions of circuit breakers :sadsuit:
It’ll be a flat day tomorrow :hesright:
[+8] u/moorhound: >Talks between Iran, Gulf states postponed
Wow, I can't believe this 36th round of peace talks was a fakeout
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Really gonna need that $5,000 bribe sooner rather than later 😞
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: No wonder lifted truck diesel drivers drive so angry all the time they broke as shit
[+8] u/thegoldenfinn: Future does not look bright. Egads! I’m never going to be able to retire.
[+8] u/CMTTrader: \*ANTHROPIC WILL BE PROFITABLE FOR SECOND STRAIGHT QUARTER: FT
*Allegedly...*
[+8] u/stupidber: All the places we used to go to smoke weed in high school are full of homeless people now
[+8] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: ChatGPT is telling me it will open in green. Imagine that
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Crashes dont scare me at all, its the slow 12 month bleed out with constant "we're so back" green weeks
[+7] u/azkxv: If next week of all weeks ends up being green, bears must permanently go to prison
[+7] u/ITeachYourKidz: The Houthis love Hormussy, but Trump just diddles kids
[+7] u/sabatiel180: Makin' my way downtown
Walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: >Trump downplays the need to check AI development and says he doesn’t want to cede edge to China
Edge of what, exactly? I keep hearing "we don't want to lose AI race against Gyna!!! reeeee!!!!", but no one explains what the race is. The race to what? Bigger anime titties? Better quality tiktok/youtube slop? Easier scams? Gyna isn't showing their best shit to us obviously and what they are giving away for free at this point is only 2 months behind our best.
[+7] u/need20goodmen: I am 10x leveraged qqq puts using money from borrowing yen
[+7] u/J_da_CPA: Wsb Sunday night FUD lmao
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: The worst part is that the majority of the people on this sub probably have calls
[+7] u/AsianSpicoli: Wonder how 2X oil short guy is feeling rn
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: $2k iPhone was the top
[+7] u/tropicalia84: SPY hasn’t even retraced its Friday pump from gapping up on bad news even though Oil is surging and we have the worst macro and news since the Chinese bat soup flu
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Bears get excited every Sunday....& then get wrecked later
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: red at night bright green by open
classic
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: The AI bros really need you to believe AI is becoming this terrifying, unstoppable force so nobody asks about the dogshit ROI 😂
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: On the bright side, I'm ready when China takes over since I already love General Tso's chicken and fortune cookies
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Nothing can stop $spy from crashing even with a $120 oil price.. :kek:
[+7] u/Fast-Reply6409: If AI is so indispensable to humanity and dangerous, let’s nationalize it. Then the AI CEOs can do it for the love of the game
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Itch: Can you guys stop saying “AI gonna tank” etc. It’s making me nervous holding puts
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: The play here is hoard cash and dca into metals. You are retarded if you think we won't end up inflationing ourselves out of this mess.
Dump cash into stonks at about 50% current levels. Then chill.
[+6] u/Onnimation: If we don't get a circuit breaker this week, this market is fucked. Better to have one than slow bleed below 700 which is inevitable. Instituons and whales wanna buy in cheap hence why CEO's are spreading all the FUD this weekend so obvious. It's manipulated to fuck us retailers 😂
[+6] u/yolotew: How about Saudis admit they are weak and they want to be colony of USA 🇺🇸
[+6] u/hahanotfunnynext: hmmmm houthis seized all of west Yemen 🤔🤔🤔🤔 ya I'm buying calls
[+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: I know it gets joked about a lot but seriously where the fuck are the ai sex robots? maybe ai is a scam.
[+6] u/BiblicalAss: datacenters and hyperscalers
[+6] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: if we get a circuit breaker this week, i am fucked. got leveraged above my Persanal Risk Tolerance in QQQ and NVDA
[+6] u/Skipperlarrymary: Boy June sure was nice. Start of boat season, stocks were up, MOU, ceasefire. A true golden age.
[+6] u/cashflow_: Guys I think I zigged when I should have zagged
[+6] u/GurHot8359: "Trump: lifting tariffs on Irish whiskey" finally some good news
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: tech bros couldnt care less if this shit killed us, there's another reason.
money stalled i think, they want a bailout from orange.
orange mad they want to slow down because it would tank the stock market (they dont).
behind close doors someone will tell orange: bailout or we crash the stock market.
orange will bail them out... they will pretend that now all is controlled by govt (it won't, govt just holds the bag), and bubble may continue.
in the middle we might see some nice zig zag action though :)
[+6] u/jmc774: This is red by such a small margin it should be considered green
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: remember the weekend iran war started? -1,5% futues but we ended that monday green.
the next monday was the same -2,2% futues and we ended green
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #10 year yield about to hit 4.99% LMAO🤌
[+6] u/pink_ego_box: The three Saudi oil exits are now confirmed blocked or destroyed
Regards: why is oil up
[+6] u/cashflow_: Kinda late in the day to take a nap but I’m gonna go for it anyways
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: Leopold getting liquidated again this week
[+6] u/ron-cho: BALISTIC MISSILES LAUNCHED FROM IRAN
Right when oil market opened lol
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Im so fucked tomorrow morning….
[+6] u/CPA-hole: Oil will hit $110 tonight
[+6] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: im getting reports buying the dip on Friday was not the right decision
[+6] u/AccomplishedBonus364: you guys think the market will drop even more when fed increases interest?
[+6] u/darkspherei: "begging for a deal" post coming in 3 2 1
[+6] u/Sensitive_nob: oil futes not as bad tbh
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: # Oh Oil 🛢️ my precious 🥰🥰🥰
[+6] u/mmmmmmmayhem: Who cares, everything goes up eventually. New ath is either next week or next year
[+6] u/TequieroVerde: Hedging with lotto tickets
[+6] u/NakedPatrick: Corn and crypto doing alright into futes open, a hint futes not gonna open super weak imo
[+6] u/welrope: Spx down .5 percent. Zoomers= this market burning down, blood red. It’s over.
[+6] u/Treverer: Wow, bonds yields really look… not great
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: LOLLLL OIL FUTURES COULDN’T EVEN BREAK A MEASLY $110!!! :screech:
[+6] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: It’s possibly all fake and ghey
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: on hyperliquid? that doesn't matter at all. it can go straight down tomorrow 5-10% or skyrocket 5-10% or do nothing, hyperliquid doesn't mean anything.
[+5] u/Last-Field-8645: BREAKING: Houthis seize entirety of Yemen west coast, numerous Yemeni armories, threatening Ba -el Mandeb
[+5] u/jungmalshileo: Breaking news: Iran is eager to make a deal
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: when AI conquers humanity NVDA shareholders will be spared right
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: Average persons life is not better with AI
[+5] u/Walking72: If he holds rates, it could be actually bearish. Might as well hike now rather than keep delaying.
[+5] u/diefy7321: A nation as filthy rich as Saudi with all their advanced military toys getting cukt by a bunch of goat herders on Toyota pickups lmfaoooo
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: There was no WSB for the dotcom era.
[+5] u/wattap: 1 hour until the weekend tech/bear fantasy of nq opening 1% down gets smashed into pieces
[+5] u/domaxelross: Where's that Israeli Axios at
[+5] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: SeptemBEAR you damn noobs.. is called Seasonality september is historically negative over decades its literally statistics Learn them !
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I’m sure China will slow down their AI because Open AI and Anthropic did. They don’t care about guard rails. While we put on guard rails they max it out and shut the entire US economy down much more than Covid ever could. Energy, Internet, Communications, Transportation, everything. We should not slow down AI unless you want China to take over your life.
This is totally about wanting to strangle open weight AI models with regulation that protects what billionaire tech bros are selling at OpenAI & Anthropic.
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: They're gonna tell us in 6 months how one of the AI's like activated our nuclear silos by accident :feetswing:
[+5] u/wattap: OpenAI, Anthropic, and Elon want to slow down AI development because they’ve secured their compute and don’t want anyone else to catch up
[+5] u/Quirky-Watch5652: Has anyone read the news this last week and felt like the world is going to shit?
SPY 800 on Monday.
[+5] u/Cryptojoe9: We're all getting $12k after midterm
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: No more flat weeks please 🙏
[+5] u/D1finalboss: 🫵 will be great someday
[+5] u/diefy7321: Literally laughing my fucking ass off at the retarded bers lmfaooooooooooooooooo
[+5] u/diefy7321: Bers all weekend: mAjOr GaP dOwN
Reality: gap up
Lmfaooooooo
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Ellison selling Oracle shares not just to finance the paramount Warner deal. He’s selling to diversify his money out of shitacle which is going out in a dumpster fire with AI when the time comes
[+5] u/NonsensicalWorries: My account almost went to zero with 0DTE puts on Friday but surely these 1DTE puts for Monday will hit
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Believe it or not we're heading for 800 now
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Obligatory bers fked comment 🐂
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: OIL is jacked to the tits
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Bears are going to be inconsolable tomorrow…
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: The economy is not the stock market until stocks crash and suddenly everyone saw it coming
[+5] u/Mutanic2: Remember bulls.. be brave when others fearful 😉
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: I really should have filled up my car huh
[+5] u/DarkR124: Saudi oil got fucked, AI CEO’s saying we need to slow down, 🥭 saying we may just stay in Iran and keep the oil.
Of course market will look at this stupidly red situation and throw logic out the window.
Calls at open.
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: BERS TALKIN’ BIG LIKE EVERY SUNDAY EVENING!! ONLY TO FALL APART BY OPEN!! :kek: :kek:
YOUR NAMES ARE GOING ON A LIST THIS TIME!!! :smoking:
[+5] u/Negative-Wave88: So much excitement and then another flat day comes along
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Why are we blood red wtf
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: All my foreign friends make fun of the US because we don’t have a completed ballroom yet.
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: scary AI man told us we need to coordinate with china for AI altruism and world peace with dictators.
dump it.
[+5] u/lifo888: Korea now has extended hours trading until 8pm local time. Tonight is the first day
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Crude $200 per barrel when?
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: futes fucked in the ass, Cant believe you held calls throughout the weekend hahhhahha
[+5] u/Yung_King_: Gonna open flat or +.2
[+5] u/stonksncardboard: Regard bers dooming and crying market manipulation 😂👉🐻🤡
[+5] u/mmaisumm: If the AI companies are just promoting a fake doom narrative for the sake of their upcoming trillion-dollar IPOs, then it should be a crime to pollute the public discourse with alarmist nonsense that also amounts to securities fraud while degrading the mental health of hundreds of millions if people.
[+5] u/Ble_h: "I AM THE HOUSE" Bessant vs "TASK FORCE" Warsh coming this Wednesday.
[+5] u/Boheed: why don't they just put the oil in buckets and carry it to the Mediterranean, are they stupid
[+5] u/whitepug: You just know leopold is watching this and screaming LMAO
[+5] u/moorhound: Warsh, in 6 months: "I think the number we should be looking at is AzPCE, which is PCE with everything trimmed out except Arizona Iced Tea can prices"
[+5] u/BorrisZ: I wonder how that guy with 200k in oil puts is doing.
[+5] u/Impossible_Judge207: Mu needs a 10% rip day
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Bols annos is about to get gapped open tomorrow.
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Should I try to fuck my wife tonite despite it being a work night
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: AI bouta take your wife, your job, and your port
[+5] u/Impossible_Judge207: I not mentally prepared for a 5 day workweek, last week was so nice.
[+5] u/DoughnutCharming8066: Man if we are lucky there is a sale tomorrow, and maybe double sale on Tuesday. Let’s load some semis, cause compute is what everyone needs.
[+5] u/imacyco: Why is everyone crying doom and gloom?
[+5] u/GrandKnew: you can tell when a deliver/grocery driver doesn't like you based on the substitutions they choose lol
[+5] u/Clackamas_river: IS MU literally not going to make a move until earnings?
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Some of y’all sound like used car salesmen…
ABCD is free money, IF you buy tonight
LMAO
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Sadly it’s like the race to build a nuclear weapon. Yeah, AI could kill us all. But the only thing worse than having them is being the one without them.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: META dgaf they not slowing down bullish META
[+5] u/zorna0: Elon Musk: "Humanoid robots will be more productive than all humans combined," can you guys smell it, \*snifffff\*, what robotic stonks to buy?
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: bol needs to reconsider his life choices
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: I bought qqq weekly puts on Friday when I saw it go up because im not a retard
[+5] u/hylian_prince: These AI CEOs are like our product is gonna destroy the world but also keep signing up for the premium subscription
[+5] u/FuckleUp: As much as I hate Citadel they’re going to kill Leopold again 😂
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Did she block you or something? 😆
[+5] u/Growly150: Did they have to cut a little off the truck nutz?
[+5] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: It will be V Monday if anything. Stocks don't typically go down and even less often do they stay down.