Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of September 12-13

[+80] u/SWIM707: The entire market is green and somehow my portfolio ends red fuck that [+68] u/defordj: Crazy that nobody knew in February that fucking Dell was actually worth 5x as much as it was selling for [+64] u/moorhound: Rumor of possible peace talks between Middle Eastern nations to reopen Hormuz: USO -$6 Saudi Arabia closing their transnational oil pipeline due to attacks and US possibly planning a night of raid on Iran: USO +$1.50 Life isn't fair for ber [+58] u/Icommandyou: Next time I am going to born into generational wealth [+53] u/mayorolivia: This market is so fucked. Iranians gonna escalate next 2 months to fuck Trump in midterms. Fed will hike but it won’t change anything since inflation is coming from supply side. Shitcos and small caps gonna get hit the hardest. [+51] u/Cav829: The stock market these days is really just "well the building is on fire, everyone's dead, the human race is almost extinct except for two ugly dudes with no genitals, but I just saw the rare biggus dickus candle pattern on the 5 second chart, so I'm all in." [+32] u/cashflow_: DOES ANYONE NEED A KIDNEY? I JUST FOUND OUT I GOT TWO IDK HOW MANY YOU GUYS GOT BUT I GOT TWO [+30] u/kazkeb: Some jackass here told me that inflation wasn't that bad because he just bought a brand new car with heated seats, remote start, and aluminum wheels for 21k. Bro, that shitty Kia you just bought (with 1k of "luxury" options that were introduced into the marketplace 20+ years ago) was probably 15k a couple years ago [+28] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Laying here with my 2 day old daughter on my chest. Doesn't get any better than this [+27] u/diefy7321: Even after the war, oil at ath, yields up, bonds acting gey, yen carry trade, 🥭 tweets, midterms, and hawkish fed, we are only 1.7% from ath lmfaoooooo [+25] u/imustbegthequestion: I think imma take Monday off. [+24] u/ajibtunes: 🚨BREAKING: Anyone who likes this comment will be rich before December. (No joke) [+23] u/Ok_Cry7572: companies naming their headphones AirPods Galaxy Buds Pixel Buds Sony: WF-1000XM6😂😂 [+22] u/East-Resolution4446: Market hasn’t been the same since Robinhood allowed short selling [+22] u/cashflow_: This is the last photo I ever took of remy. A couple hours before he died. More than two months later and I still can’t take it it still hurts so much https://preview.redd.it/1kd6s74ps5ph1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8e2c99247803a5271e27fcec78f9204b91b82de [+22] u/Public_Ideal84: I hate every single one of you 🙂 [+20] u/DeadInternetVoid: Hahahahaha..... Just saw a predatory ad for an advance on Trump's $5000 midterm bribe.... Deplorables are cooked. [+20] u/RelentlessPutz: I dont get how ppl do stuff on Friday night. Bro i worked today im eating pizza in bed and not leaving the house even if its on fire [+19] u/financiallythriving: Another blown up account for the bears [+19] u/Single_Tour3904: Met a fat woman today. She doesn't take GLP-1. I respect that. [+19] u/Late_Impression_7168: All woman believe they are fat Except the fat ones [+19] u/darkspherei: I love coming to wsb on sunday for some nuanced market analysis [+17] u/financiallythriving: $2 to $2,000,000 challenge starts next week [+16] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: The first 4 years of a 60 day peace deal are the hardest [+16] u/Throwaway37620: I want to leave my wife and live in my car [+16] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Don't quit your job The math is simple: Don’t. Don't leave a job until you have another job. It's easier to get a job when you have one. If you are really angry at work, the best revenge is to get a better job, exit graciously and live a great life. [+15] u/PyloPower: YOGAPANTS ARE BECOMING TOO SEXY TOO QUICKLY WE MUST SLOW DOWN R&D BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE [+15] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: NO TACO FOR WEEKS IS ACTUALLY CRAZY FROM 🥭. [+15] u/NoAbbreviations1653: Yo fuck this Leopard guy, every time his name resurfaces some bullshit happens. Literally a bad luck simpleton. [+14] u/_Clit-Commander_: My monthly rent hinges on bitcoin staying down [+14] u/selfemployedsince16: “Let me translate what Dario and Sam are saying: "WE CAN'T F\*CKING IPO RIGHT NOW BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL SEE WE ARE BLEEDING MONEY TRAINING NEW MODELS. PLEASE STOP THE COMPETITION SO WE CAN F\*CKING DO OUR IPO!"” DrEliDavid on X Open source and Chinese models show there is no moat. No moat no trillion dollar mkt cap [+13] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: No watch it's gonna go to 750 now that my puts are sold the market is after exclusively me and the cabal is always hunting me :wendys: [+13] u/Thebaxxxx: My only concern is the breakfast buffet. It opens in about 5 hours [+13] u/jasperCrow: The 🥭 presidency is a humiliation ritual to all who who voted for him. [+13] u/heildirimsiegerkranz: Love how some really important news comes out right after market closes [+13] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Funny how everyone is concerned about .25% rate hike when oil and 10 yr spiking [+13] u/SmoresPies: am i actually getting 5k?? i was skeptical at first but he doubled down. there's no takesy-backsy after that. [+13] u/MadeThatCash: Democrats should offer free health insurance for a year to rival mango 🥭 5k offer [+13] u/cashflow_: Nothing is good anymore. Even ufc sucks. I think we had a good run and it’s time for the human race to pack up shop [+13] u/Me-Regarded: Down in Missouri for a wedding. Everyone weighs like 400 pounds down here, and smokes cigs. I'm back in the 90s [+13] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes I look for the cheapest thing on the menu instead of something I'd really like 🫣 [+13] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: If you think the 3 biggest narcissists on the planet are all aligning with each other for the greater good of humanity I have a bridge to sell you [+13] u/abroadbroadband: I don't think I've stayed out past midnight since college But tonight? 😈 Yeah not tonight either 😴 [+12] u/tropicalia84: # GREAT JOB TODAY BULLS # 10 YEAR YIELD WITH IT'S HIGHST WEEKLY CLOSE SINCE 2007 AND WE ARE JUST MASSIVELY BULLISH # LET'S HOPE WE CAN CRACK 5 TO 5.5% NEXT WEEK FOR A RUN TO ALL TIME HIGHS [+12] u/Level_Counter3062: God help people who bought calls at close [+12] u/astromouse2024: You know shits bad when even wsb is talking yields [+12] u/NoAbbreviations1653: Hormuz could be declared open today, Oil could go to $70, Bonds, Yields all go down, I could go down and still due what Anthropic/Open AI regards announced it will still not save the market. It’s over. [+12] u/manatee_strike_force: latest round of FUD: AI CEO's say slow down. Nobody is slowing shit down, can't put toothpaste back in the tube. Wallstreet just wants you to sell so you miss the greatest revolution since the internet, and journalists just want clicks on sensationalist headlines. ATH by EOM. [+12] u/JudgmentCharming355: Largest oil shock in history. Be proud [+12] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/more-aero (0W - 3L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **QQQ** ▲ | $716.06 → $722.00 | +0.8% | 6h 2m | Lost | [+12] u/Actual_Difference617: Diesel is at all time high and we are killing horses for food. Gonna need them. [+11] u/JW10: Was looking at both HPE and DELL. I need to grow some balls FFS. [+11] u/spilledonwhite: Full scale nuclear war breaks out between 30 different countries: SPY: -0.12% [+11] u/_ehwaz: Well I missed 2 years of the bull market sitting in money markets like a fool… but these past 3 months I’m up 8% with mostly shares so happy with that in this choppy market. Top is in? Am I about to get butchered ? [+11] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: TSLA’s PE is 300 😂😂 who’s buying this shit [+11] u/bearhunter429: #He said we'll open Hormoz Strait and now the other strait is closed too LMAO🤌 [+11] u/daddysgirl794: This week is gonna be 🩸 blood red. Thanks Scam Altman for your service! [+11] u/daddysgirl794: Semis continuing to cliff dive on weekend markets. Tomorrow's gonna be a bloodbath [+11] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Was positioned bearish on Friday but after all the doomer comments I’m sure my puts are screwed. [+11] u/znightmaree: All that needed to happen was 🥭 not attacking Iran lol. Now we are standing on the edge of a slippery cliff. You get what you vote for I guess. Anyone who still supports the guy is irredeemably stupid. [+10] u/caliwillbemine: What a dumb fuckin day lmao. [+10] u/TheoryInttro: Holy shit we are so beyond fucked. "Chatted" with Gemini about my gambling in the market and it kept telling me I was a smart, strategic and patient investor when what I am is fucking lucky on two picks that made up for a lot of stupid shit. AI psychosis is going to get a lot of people liquidated if they believe the high-agreeableness of the default chatbot that lives in their Google Chrome default setting. [+10] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Weekend markets exist only to fomo you into buying puts [+10] u/Glittering_Dig3798: this is gearing up to be the greenest september of all time [+10] u/theprodigy107: Bessent likes his bussy wrecked [+10] u/abroadbroadband: This sub thinks I'm gay for some reason Then how do you explain all the pretty women I've kissed? I've kissed so many women, lots and lots of women, billions of them, it's incredible really, they line up around the block, you can see it from space [+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: Once upon a time, two morons decided to have sex. Now you are here. The end. [+10] u/LasyKuuga: Bout to eat something 10 days after the expiry date. Wish me luck chat [+10] u/OrangMiskin: Why people in therapy always announce that they’re in one. I don’t care bro. [+10] u/RichSpecific4490: There is no fucking way Leopold got back into AI stocks last week, and now it’s going to tank again this week 💀 [+10] u/UnitedCup1814: 🥭said Obama was a terrible deal maker and didn't know how to negotiate. Good thing 🥭 is a master negotiation guy we might have gotten cought up in a forever war [+10] u/fartpooppee420: Happy Sunday, Jesus loves you - no matter who you are! [+10] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: Barron we know you’re here. Tell us what’s your daddy planning for the week [+10] u/Knarre30: Just wanna call that we predicted the "big crash" atleast 10 times this year over the weekend. Inverse wsb is always the game [+10] u/Throwaway37620: Imagine sydney sweeney spitting in your mouth [+10] u/Apple2o: 40 trillion in debt and retards think they will raise the rates to help poors with groceries LMAO 🤌 [+10] u/Individual-Soil-921: If you go on X, you’d think it’s the end of the world. Go to a random bar, it’s just another football Sunday [+10] u/savethechows: Are you really going to HIKE RATES in the “HOTTEST” economy in the WORLD??? INFLATION - DOWN SYNDROME - DOWN PANTS - SHID THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! [+10] u/OsamaBagHolding: Heading to Marshalls, if anyone needs a Tommy Hilfiger air fryer lemme know [+10] u/Non-mon-xiety: Damn OpenAI financials must be a dumpster fire [+10] u/Hwangoutpltr: She's a ten, but her butthole whistles [+10] u/CMTTrader: Not seen this in a while, **8AM** on a Sunday. Weekend Tech 100: -1.05% Weekend SP500: -0.75% Semis/memory all currently indicated -3% or greater. SKHY -4.2%, MU -4.2%, NVDA -2.2%, SAMSUNG -3.45%, SNDK -3.6%, DRAM -4.7%, INTC -3.7%, MRVL -3.9%, NBIS -5.1%, SOXL -6.21%, KIOXIA -7.2%, AMD -3.1%, CBRS -3%, BE -6.4%, CRWV -4.54%, [+10] u/Ok_Cry7572: 19 hijackers 15 from Saudi Arabia. 2 from UAE. 1 from Egypt. 1 from Lebanon. So why did they go to war with Iraq and Afghanistan? [+9] u/BFox1982: The problem with banks is they only want to lend you money when you don't need it. [+9] u/Main_Ad3943: honestly couldn't even tell you if a rate hike is bearish or not anymore shits in backwards upside down land now, maybe the fed actually doing their job will be considered bullish by the market [+9] u/Ok_GAINZ: Life is hard. Don’t make it harder by having a kid with the wrong person. [+9] u/Cra_Sh10: Leopold is back and suddenly there is a rumor against AI again.. they really want this man down [+9] u/OptionsHuduga: Yes bers ur right. Friday was the last day in stock market history the stock market will ever go up. Every day from here on out the market will just keep going down to 0. Yup ur right lol. [+9] u/JW10: Oil lines being pounded. OIL goes down Rates changes higher. Yield goes down. What's going on? [+9] u/mayorolivia: I hate bears so much [+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: My Instagram feed is full of 9/11 footage and honestly, I'm glad. I was 20 years old on that day. I'm sure a lot of us were alive then. We were united and together after that. Powerful shit. [+9] u/uwontfindthisone: Apple could release a literal hot steaming fresh pile of poo poo and people would line up to buy it [+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: You guys hear about how Open 🤖’s advanced model cracked 90 year old math problem no one was able to crack and then they later found out that the 🤖 just hacked into some incomplete work of mathematician and basically copied it and in the end, the answer was wrong and still incomplete 💀 [+9] u/BFox1982: If a blind girl says you have a big dick, she's probably just pulling your leg. [+9] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Imagine if our teeth were normally flaccid, but got hard when we were hungry 🤣🤣🤣 [+9] u/_Rexfest_: Can’t believe I have puts loaded on spy. All in [+9] u/savoretti1: "Trump says he ‘doesn’t care’ if Gulf nations meet with Iran to discuss Hormuz" is 🥭 sad? [+9] u/xlmtothemoon: held puts over 3 day weekend and nothing happened, not holding anything and NOW shit pops off smh [+9] u/Me-Regarded: Fake internet money is unconcerned. Ber fuk [+9] u/chikenbeer: Having $100k in 2015: "Sushi tonight we're rich" Having $1m in 2026: "Panda express too expensive we're eating cereal" [+9] u/music_is_gud: You really get a wide spectrum of people here on weekends, huh [+9] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Bears are gonna be so confused and pissed when we're green tomorrow LMAO [+9] u/No_Presentation9490: haha would be funny if SPY gapped down to 730 on monday [+9] u/Odd-Block-2998: Everyone is shorting something in hindsight. When you are buying calls, aren't you shorting the short itself? [+9] u/D1finalboss: My wealth is greatly exaggerated [+9] u/Electronic-Advisor72: When margin call wipes out 75% of your port the logical next step is to full port memory options. https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/11/leopold-aschenbrenners-situational-awareness-is-active-in-options-market-sources-say.html [+9] u/financiallythriving: Imagine this time is not different and we have the largest financial crisis in all history [+9] u/RJ5R: "Iran called me, want to make a deal very badly" [+9] u/FartPolluter: lmao omg who cares about "Strait of Hormuz" and "Strait of Bab al-Mandab" except like 19th century British spice merchants with riduculous moustaches. Fkn losers [+9] u/Reply_Stunning: I'm engaging with you, as a human being [+9] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Leopold about to get liquidated again. The dude needs to apply to :wendys: [+9] u/NoAbbreviations1653: Can someone ask Claude/Chat GPT if time travel is possible so I can go back to June and strangle myself unconscious just before I purchased AI stocks? [+9] u/jijitalk: Leopold about to get liquidated again this week. [+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Let me guess slow red all week, then big green to ath by end of September. July 2.0 on the way [+9] u/spendology: Being black is also getting shot because you were jogging in your own neighborhood. [+8] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: So fucking red tmr cant wait [+8] u/Microwave-Dave: Sydney Sweeney naked calls for next weeks earnings [+8] u/Thebaxxxx: University, worth it? Not anymore! 4 years = 240k oppertunity cost Average pay after - 60k a year Average job tenure - 1.5 years Accounting for job gaps, lost investment gains, and cost of school... This takes about 20 years to breakeven with a ex felon working a 9-5 at home depot [+8] u/Visible_Sentence_399: How would Iran test a nuke when they don’t have a nuke? [+8] u/jeromewatdoink: Sooo AI slowdown + rate hike + yields breaking out + oil \~$100 Calls [+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: today might've been the most retarded u guys have ever been [+8] u/daddysgirl794: Rate hikes, 10Y yield pushing 5%, oil bouncing around $100, yet SPY down less than 2% from ATH. Either this is somehow all priced in and the market doesn't care about anything, or MM's are setting up exit liquidity for a massive dump next week [+8] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING NEWS** **Experts are warning there’s a 90% chance AI doesn’t need to kill any humans, cause you’re all already retarded enough to do it yourselves** [+8] u/SimilarSupermarket32: So OpenAI won’t go public bc their finances are shit but they claim it’s bc ‘they are concerned with speed of ai’ This is surely bearish for Monday right? [+8] u/NormalOatmeal: guys I found this today. Its a sign https://preview.redd.it/nzgsjxrz27ph1.png?width=2500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2247982fccfb8c045811fcc95719eb229aaa5db [+8] u/Cra_Sh10: This sudden „slowing Ai down“ thing seems really sketchy especially in this time.. [+8] u/carrollart: When interviewed by CNBC, the Houthi had a mysterious message for Americans : “I drink your milk shake. I drink it up!” [+8] u/QPRCHOC: OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!! [+8] u/jasperCrow: Bol extinction event tomorrow [+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: what a nice morning for a *FINANCIAL CRISIS* [+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: in a couple years from now, we'll look back at this moment: 10y at 5% oil at $100+ SPY up 12% but its PE is down 10% ytd high inflation and shit job market Circular financing OpenAI burning cash with no profit. Anthropic calling a slowdown because they are also out of money, GOOGL cash flow negative for the first time in history Sburry crashing out. Berkshire holding a massive pile of cash *"I am the House"* is the new "Dow is 50k" and still... # "tHeRe WeRe No SiGnS!!!! I thot stonks only go up? 🤡🤡🤡" [+8] u/Careless-Place-170: Bro Leopold legit gon get liquidated again lmao? [+8] u/fuck_zebster: Shoutout to my 5 reddit followers its been a long 10 years and I appreciate every one of you . [+8] u/Trevv901: Hyperliquid is fake news [+8] u/Utilize3372: "IRAN WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL SO BADLY" [+8] u/Dude_HaHa: The fall of overvalued AI monopolies is so fucking euphoric! ❤️❤️❤️ [+8] u/Vlisa: \>Volatile stock up 700% in a year down 3% in weekend market with a liquidity of ten shares. WSB: “Sell everything is fucking over.” [+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Schools have started, which means single moms are available from 9am to 3:30pm [+8] u/yourgirl696969: Oil gonna go parabolic when futures open lol [+8] u/Fancy_Goat685: I guess record high inflation and blowing up oil pipelines is bullish.... I surrender [+8] u/thatdude845: Sam Altman: Houthis: Yo shit is so ass, it couldn’t even vibecode a dirty bomb [+8] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Market will chop till FOMC and blast off after they hold the rates citing AI is deflationary. MU to $1100 EOW [+8] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: I’ve become a bit of an alcoholic [+8] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Haven’t met with my financial advisor in 4 months because every time I do, he asks me about my personally managed account. It’s underperforming the account he manages by a lot . Mf always be shaming me. Fuck that dude. [+8] u/likamuka: "How Could It Ever Happen?" - McKinsey-Goldman Study on the economic collapse of 2026 released in September 2034 with commentary by Scott Bessent. [+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: Gas Prices Current Avg. $4.3104; Yesterday Avg. $4.2950; Week Ago Avg. $4.1459; Month Ago Avg. $4.0360 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [+8] u/bluen: Bruhs my reddit like literally keeps changing everyday [+8] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Are AI CEOs saying “a slow down is necessary” because they hit the ceiling on scaling LLMs and need to keep the plates spinning? ✅ [+8] u/2020isgreat: SITUATION DETECTED: Sam Altman told Fortune that OpenAI will not go public this year, saying an IPO now would come at an “ill-advised moment” given current AI safety concerns. This is what's known as catastrophic for my Softbank bags [+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: Too berish in here. Everytime that happens we end up green. Maybe bers should sit on their hands and not say anything so they can finally get that “I told you so.” 😘 [+8] u/need20goodmen: Puts on Friday was the play after that irrational pump in the morning. Holding these puts whilst max FUD going into the fed meeting and selling 1 hour before interest rate decision. Then calls. Don’t hate the player, hate the game [+8] u/RichSpecific4490: So many medium sized companies spent a fortune developing shitty in house AI tools. They are mega fucked - have been begging my organization to purchase from them. Every month they call me with a new lower price. Same response every time “no thanks champ” 🥴 [+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: slowdown in AI growth is bullish…right?! [+8] u/OptionsHuduga: Bers get their haircut at the Walmart super center salon. Nm bers have no hair. They’re all bald lol [+8] u/Vlisa: Wouldn’t be Sunday w/o Panicans worries their 2k port is gonna be red [+8] u/austincathelp: Dario and Sam giving zuck and goog a chance to catch up hypers are insane long here [+8] u/abroadbroadband: I understand it's expensive to fix, but if you're driving around with a smashed front bumper, I see you as a threat to society [+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: TOMORROW BIG BEAUTIFUL GREEN CANDLES JUST TO UPSET BER DREAMS YOU HEARD HERE FIRST ! [+8] u/selfemployedsince16: “The cost of our fine-tuned open source model was 95% lower than the frontier models we were using." - **Jawwwn X** “We now sell a product that allows you to switch model to model” - Alex Karp Palantir You put these two things together and what do you get? A race to 0. Anthropic and open ai are fear mongering society because they are fearful of reality. We can replicate them for Pennie’s on the dollar and they can’t pay their debt. This has 1 more very important implication. If we can see that ai doesn’t race us to infinity and rather to 0 well then Bessents plan to grow through the debt needs a completely new plan. Weimar isn’t a hyperbolic warning. [+8] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: I miss the people that would post DD here. Now this place is full of quirky micro celebrity wannabes. [+8] u/violet_evergarden8: Spy -10% tmr would be a great start [+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Who the fuk still does blog posts. [+8] u/version-two: How the hell are they going to repair that pipeline without significant military support? Honest question idk shit [+8] u/jasperCrow: Yes, because America has decades of under education and the population is only getting dumber. [+8] u/music_is_gud: No shit. What else would they choose? The Dow? [+7] u/Any_Influence_8305: Anyone else ever happy you're a retard that belongs here, and not a boglehead or some boring dude buying shares in nothing but 2 or 3 ETFs. Imagine never losing money on options, that's no way to live 🤌 [+7] u/unhappyreach_: I swear I didn't buy puts If this dump is real I'm going to suck a peener [+7] u/Arabian_Goggles_: This is just Deepseek 2.0, a slowdown isn't happening [+7] u/JohanLiebert92: women HATE Sydney Sweeney it's all body positivity and sisterhood until the woman is better looking than you LMAOOOOO but they'll eat up Sabrina Carpenter cuz she looks like a drag queen [+7] u/No_Cover_6217: Newsflash to all you retards: AI isn't actually slowing down. The AI CEOs are saying we should slow down #IF China also agrees to slow down (and we can verify it, which would be impossible). For better or for worse, Pandora's box is open. [+7] u/bearhunter429: #I promise everyone $25k stimmy checks if you elect me as your king LMAO🤌 [+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: -4k to +100 today, FEELS SO GOOD [+7] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: I'm not even a bear, but Iaughing so hard right now at all those people that were over hyped on a little premarket green this morning, especially those people saying it was going to rip today. [+7] u/Mysterious_Spray_361: neighbors kid outside screaming...I know how he feels [+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Is it just me or has the discourse around the risks of AI seriously ramped up in the last two weeks? [+7] u/1-800-YOLO: I just spent $34 on street tacos and a tamale  We're doomed [+7] u/Turd_burglar76: Who the hell would give Situational Awareness more money to just lose it all again?!? Outrageous! [+7] u/HumbleWinnerrr: I miss dating while in college. Now the first question is, what do you do? What’s your job? [+7] u/Raptors887: Look at the losers in here on a Friday night, smh [+7] u/Travis---Beckmen: If you are a heavy drinker, everyday type thing. Dont quit cold turkey! I stopped and had a focal seizure day 5.  No withdrawal symptoms whatsoever either leading up to it. [+7] u/Ok-End-3213: If AI is mainly being trained in the SF Bay Area, it will most likely be gay super woke, right? [+7] u/Moepenmoes: Good morning fellow Europeans, Canadians and dear Americans😘 [+7] u/whee_exceeding_whoo: "I won't lie to you, Neo. Every single man or woman who has made a trade, everyone who has put money in the market has eventually died.” [+7] u/SpiderWil: I paid for Google AI Pro, which says it works w/ Google AI Studio. But AI studio doesn't recognize AI Pro plan and I called AI Pro support who told me to contact Google Cloud Billing Support who told me they will not support me because I'm not a paid customer. But I was a customer bc I paid for AI Pro, which is not recognized by AI Studio. u get the idea. those 2 fuckers sent me around [+7] u/MordorBlues: Megacorps pulling in 100s of billions of revenue via circlejerk economics, all of it being used to outbid and gobble up all available raw material and computing power above anyone else. Consumers paying out the ass for a simple gaming system other electronic device. Huge swaths of Earth at war or nearing it. AI about to replace you. Fear and panic is coming. SPY 680 [+7] u/Thebaxxxx: #YOU BOUGHT A TESLA AND NOW YOU REGRET IT 🫵🤡 [+7] u/Aardvark-Tall: just woke up to $7 diesel in california. we are doomed. [+7] u/Cat_From_Jupiter: "rolling coal" guys, are you ok? [+7] u/Onnimation: So now 🍑 wants to let China produce their cars in the US? He's literally going against everything he's said about them. He is the king of 🤡's fr. Embarrassing [+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: This new generation has serious problems. These regards don’t even greet you or check in or give any courtesies or conversation with you when you’re waiting for your order. If they can’t even talk, AI is definitely gonna replace their jobs. And don’t make any excuses for them. Humanity has been communicating as a social society for at least 5000 years now. [+7] u/xlmtothemoon: i swear anthropic and openai are just doing stupid shit and lying just to stay active in the news to keep interest/exposure high until they go public [+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Look Ima be 💯 real with you like I always have: Idk how a $1,999 iPhone Duo that can "fold" is going to save Apple. [+7] u/No-Expression6315: Chats moving so fast no one will see that I’m gay [+7] u/yolotew: How about tariff on Saudi Arabia for being weak fighters ? 😅 [+7] u/Travis---Beckmen: California Pizza Kitchen is pretty decent. [+7] u/SpiderWil: Miami was full of wanna be hot head and pretenders who are broke but somehow manage to drive all the $300k cars. Everything looked very beautiful until u drive 5 miles away from down town then everybody was broke. The water was insane. The weather was hot and gorgous, love it. [+7] u/good-times-: What happens if you finger a psychic while she's on her period? You get your palms red [+7] u/Ill-Ad1603: Kind of forgetting the point of life by stressing too much about my finances. [+7] u/DunningKuger: a guy in singapore won a $3m jackpot and had a heart attack and died right there at the machine [+7] u/daviper87: # If i borrowed someone $3T and they say “let’s slow down”… i’d be pretty pissed 😤 [+7] u/daviper87: # lmao scam altman knows he cannot open the books so delays the ipo again 🤡 [+7] u/ElkQuiet1541: Why are memory and semis crashing in Hyperliquid? This seems terrible for tomorrow [+7] u/daviper87: # I declare to slow down my options trading now that my cash is 0 [+7] u/NoAbbreviations1653: Man it’s gone from it’s over to OVER [+7] u/Over-Young8392: watch monday be green lmao [+7] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Don't worry guys , the doge , tariff and 5k eIection dividen is gonna save your portfolio , copium* [+7] u/Cdecar06812: What sucks is paying $5.26 a gallon for heating oil. Going to be some cold winter days [+7] u/Unfair_Adeptness_838: You are delule thinking that AI stocks don't go to 0 tomorrow [+7] u/TreGet234: Can't wait for leopold to blow up all over again. Ai hardware is going down to hell if the hyperscalers are saying to take things more slowly. I was so sure we were on the cusp of a gigapump. Oil didn't matter, rates didn't matter... but this news is really freaking bad. Flywheels don't unwind quietely, just look at mstr right after their peak... [+7] u/jasperCrow: Costco: enacting limits of 1 container of motor oil per customer. Bol: bElIeVe it or not cAlLs. [+7] u/hermeskino715: Weekend nasdacky down ~1% Bols fucked [+7] u/pandadrizzle: We can’t allow China to win the AI race! Just imagine the humiliation of being killed by a robot speaking Mandarin instead of English [+7] u/cryptohorn: I AM THE HOUSE. DON'T BET AGAINST ME. I HAVE ASSYMETRIC INFORMATION [+7] u/TreGet234: They are crashing the market to prevent a rate hike. [+7] u/tropicalia84: So they're blowing up the AI trade and oil tankers over the weekend [+7] u/screaming_losses: Diesel shortage, Trump blames Ukraine the country that was attacked by it's neighbor not the country that attacked or the fact that he attacked Iran and shut down the middle east. Can't make it up folks. "Hey kid, your face is hurting my buddies hand." [+7] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: The top dogs in AI: we need to stop 🥭: lol no we don’t [+7] u/Status-Put8162: So glad I bought bitcoin at $129k [+7] u/diefy7321: Bers getting yippy again. Just as I predicted LMAO 🤌 [+7] u/Pitiful-Market8662: China is due to announce some (fake) massive gain in AI efficiency that will tank AI / semis like what happened with Deep Seek. They don’t have to be right or truthful, just that claim/statement now would absolutely fuck hard. [+7] u/_Rexfest_: So cash my puts at open then calls. Got it. [+7] u/OptionsHuduga: Need to turn 1k into 1 million by eod tomorrow. I want 0 risk exposure also. Gimme a ticker fam [+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Ready for the rate cut this week [+7] u/rizzzbizz: Everyone expecting a dump leading to and after FOMC , but watch the market go on an epic green run for the rest of 2026, inverse reddit it is [+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Breakfast: 99 cent McDonald’s coffee, plain Cheerios, milk and an Aleve after reading the first few posts and comments on WSB Lunch: fuk that I’m poor. Dinner: hanger until realize have to eat or will die, cup of noodles, daily salt intake achieved, green tea, pass out after reading 700 comments from Valkrie\_skuld and her shitty Bills [+7] u/Ceyenne18: if any of you believe that 3 of the most egoistic and self centered assholes suddenly developed a love for humanity at the same time on a weekend ..... [+7] u/diefy7321: Bers are furiously looking for any fud headline lmfao [+7] u/wafflepiezz: MMs FUCK yourselves [+7] u/davidbigham: Oracle call holders was counting their money before open 🤣🤣 [+7] u/Onnimation: **Fed rate hike odds surge to 90% on monthly jump in core prices** GG [+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Jerking off is better than getting laid tbh :hmmm: [+7] u/DryBicycle5629: Life feels heavy bros does it get easier [+7] u/Reply_Stunning: looking for a stallion for my wife next monday the cuck chair is ready [+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: I dont like it when single moms with kids and who don’t want any more kids want to match with me knowing full well my profile says I want kids. It’s just stupid and selfish. [+7] u/swampassOG: 62% of the people here rn are drunk and unemployed [+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Altman rules out 2026 IPO because "AI moving too fast". ☝️🤣👆 cool story bro [+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Hungover all day. Gym was rough and mowed the lawn and humid and hot af. Finally feeling better and time to have some beers again [+7] u/Hwangoutpltr: Elizabeth Holmes is a serial killer or eats babies [+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: I am on Anne Hathaway movie binge Staring with Princess Diaries 💅 [+7] u/0DTEKing: Yall are going to be “LeoPoled” on Monday 😂 [+7] u/nyse25: My story about to expire and she hasn’t looked at it 😹🔫 [+7] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Some of you watch VR porn from the girls POV and it shows [+7] u/JohanLiebert92: can't beat Ireland's protesting LMAO [https://x.com/clashreport/status/2098754930987176056](https://x.com/clashreport/status/2098754930987176056) [+7] u/daviper87: # Burned all money, tech is stuck, delayed ipo, open models killing them… “let’s slow down” 😂🤡 bubble popping live [+7] u/diskfreak3: Hyper Liquid fucking tanking! [+7] u/drakilian: Weekend nasdaq down over 1% We finally drop nukes on Iran? [+7] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: 1 peace deal can wipe out all bers, don't forget that [+7] u/MaxEhrlich: No way I actually did something smart in liquidating all my tech positions on Thursday!?! [+7] u/jasperCrow: Ai trade unwinding, diesel hitting $10 in California, strait of bal abeb now closed, East west pipe line blown up, interest rates hitting 20 year highs, inflation ripping, and TD bank rumored to be sanctioned tomorrow morning. Anything I Miss? [+7] u/claytondpark: Many weeks ago Ed Zitron said open gayi will not ipo this year bc their books are shitty and that the mkts won't like it bc it won't look good ☠️ [+7] u/BackgroundProof117: My case for a bear market the remainder of this month 1) saw a stripper on wsb  2) my waitress thanked me genuinely when I tipped 10% instead of the cultural appropriate 15% 3)I saw a line of scalpers driving on my way to one of my properties at a bestbuy and they looked more dead in the the eyes than usual 4) haven't heard the phrase "keep the change" all this month 5)some regard went all in on oil puts As a sound hung investor I think this is the prime opportunity to short and use the funds for my much needed penis reduction surgery , carrying all this missile around cant be good for my broad muscular back [+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Football and pastries pastries and football [+7] u/OptionsHuduga: She’s a 10 but once she heard AI was being slowed down she freaked out if her iPhone will stop working. [+7] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Funny how you all still (or maybe new?) listen to the background noise of the narrative they manipulate retail with. [+7] u/LarsTarkas: Damn, the dump and bounce back happened over the weekend [+7] u/FuckleUp: Nothing but bad news for markets this weekend. Calls [+7] u/mylowerbackhurts: Believe it or not, calls [+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: twitter and Elon wants my biometrics to log in.. fuck that.. [+7] u/stupidber: Real pimps can never go to jail ain't do no crimes these women just love me [+7] u/Glittering_Dig3798: You guys are actually buying this shit? We're going to ATHs this week [+7] u/Glittering_Dig3798: small dump tomorrow, won't last [+7] u/CantaloupeSea48: uh I've seen your posts, guessing you shouldn't be so picky. [+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: yeah mine too. Also the only place people realize how fucked the economy is [+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: 2 trillions worth and unprofitable haha [+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: The question is do we crash to the moon or to mars. [+7] u/PurpleFilth: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG [+7] u/WalrusHonda: It is sorta funny that we call our Ai tools “agents “ [+6] u/Significant_Speed854: "If you had bought the SPY at the last second of trading on each business day since 1993 and sold at the market open the next day — capturing all of the net after-hour gains — your cumulative price gain would be 571 percent. On the other hand, if you had done the reverse, buying the E.T.F. at the first second of regular trading every morning at 9:30 a.m. and selling at the 4 p.m. close, you would be down 4.4 percent since 1993." [+6] u/zlordbeats: weed is just better than alcohol got drunk the other night and it leaves you with a fked up stomach and ruins your sleep [+6] u/zephyrs85: Im gonna also join big tech then resign and do a big cringe twitter post saying how we are doomed with AI [+6] u/HumbleWinnerrr: When you win on gambling, you ain’t called no gambler, you’re called a ‘professional, expert, investor, trader’ [+6] u/peterpeer9: I don't care how many dicks you have suck, get yourself to $200-300k NW as soon as possible and the rest of your life will be a cake walk. [+6] u/Onnimation: Did my good deed of the month... paid this older couples partial grocery as they couldn't afford all of it as their food stamps was maxed. Seriously fuck 🍑 for reducing everyones food stamps by almost 50% on some States while food prices are going up [+6] u/cashflow_: Sent my dad a screenshot of hotel. You can see my porn bookmark. FML [+6] u/Concept-Plastic: MU, SNDK, KIOXIA, SKHY all down 5-10% on Hyperliquid stock futures. What is up? Are ww seriously gonna take the “slow ai down” crap seriously? The fuck [+6] u/daddysgirl794: SNDK and MU absolutely dumping on hyperliquid 😳 [+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: maybe I should go to an open house with a t shirt showing the 10 yr yield 🤗 [+6] u/peelemme: why do bears always come out during the weekends lmao [+6] u/NotMe357: "IRAN, UAE AGREE TO “PUT THE PAST ASIDE” Iranian Presiden Masoud Pezeshkian says talks with Abu Dhabi Crown Prince Sheikh Khaled bin Mohamed bin Zayed were positive, following their meeting at the BRICS summit in New Delhi. Pezeshkian said the two sides “agreed to put the past aside” and focus on building a future together, signaling a potential diplomatic thaw despite months of regional conflict." ----- Walter Bloomberg Well.....that's something positive ✨️ [+6] u/FartPolluter: Anthropic entire pitch was "we are the good AI, the ones you can trust, we add a bit of responsibility to your made in America LLM". Like a month out from the IPO they are basically saying "we hacked the nuke codes and well use em if u not buy bags now" [+6] u/No-Sympathy-686: Yall remember when Pltr was 7 bucks for like a year and everyone hated it... Yeah... [+6] u/Onnimation: Iran wants 🍑 to lose midterms, you really think there will be a peace deal before that? Keep dreaming... Saudis are fucked as 🍑 denied Saudis request attacking Houthis as they know they already failed last time. Oil to $200 is a given 🤌 [+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I find Sweeney overrated 🧍🏼‍♂️ [+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Women wish they could bear witness to gay lovemaking more often :chad: [+6] u/LectureNo1620: Chatting with you becomes a lot less fun after you realize that it's just a bunch of dudes. Real sauna vibes [+6] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Next week, the bulls ride [+6] u/FredMc: taking a break from the market this weekend to disappoint my family in person [+6] u/chird_: #NEVERFORGET 🇺🇸🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🇺🇸🇺🇸 [+6] u/Weekly_One8412: can someone turn the market back on? it turned off back in August and has done nothing since... [+6] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Retail with 4-5 digit in the Casino call themselves value investors. LMFAO 😂 [+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Bond yields to 6% end of year. Market testing DOW 1929 crash support level end of year [+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: When I meet my maker I will be sure to tell him next round I want to be born in Copenhagen and have a 9incher If he pushes back I’ll say that he fuckin owes me at least that [+6] u/HumbleWinnerrr: It’s only gambling if you lose [+6] u/Flimsy-Persimmon622: I wish i could have sex with a woman. one day maybe [+6] u/Street-Badger: ‘Accidentally’ giving your test model live internet access is like accidentally forgetting to use a condom.  Sure Dario, we all believe you. [+6] u/Moxisxsx: My ass smells worse than an Iranian nuclear facility ☢️ [+6] u/scm66: If 🥭 gets a third term, he'll give us all a trillion dollars. [+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: if you know about american gladiator show back in the 90s then you know what’s up [+6] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Breaking news: OpenAI reveals that their models have hacked the banks and lowered rates nationwide. 😳 [+6] u/baconography: Wanna know how Warsh is a fucking idiot? He took the job. [+6] u/Bravadette: Damn bruh Maher is trash [+6] u/31andnotdone: I'm applying for a new job after 22 years guys. [+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Yo I got a 16 inch pizza pie. If anyone would like to join me, you're more than welcome [+6] u/RichSpecific4490: Arch manning is not elite, mid tier [+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: # THAT'S IT, I'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN! I'M DONE - FOR GOOD! [+6] u/chird_: AOC said she’s showing rack if dems win midterms [+6] u/karamkka: So Saudi can’t get oil out through strait. Can’t get it out via pipelines because proxies in Iraq. Can’t use Red Sea because Houthis can shut down at any point AND they are trading fire. And Saudi has (maybe) used up 80+% of defensive munitions. Less than 2% off ATH. Hell yeah. [+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Offering $5k after the midterms is like saying you’ll Venmo a hooker the day after the sex… [+6] u/DunningKuger: are we all just addicted gamblers? [+6] u/AnxiousPilot007: So data centers stocks gonna dump heavy Monday? CEO of all AI company saying need to slow down a little [+6] u/OG_L0c: in 3 years, I will be a 40 year old virgin [+6] u/Cra_Sh10: 🥭 is not even trying to save us anymore [+6] u/RockasaurusRex: A lot of people are saying circuit breakers on Monday. [+6] u/daddysgirl794: AI stocks gonna need circuit breakers on Monday [+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: AMD needs a 50% haircut minimum [+6] u/NewlyOld31: Started with 91k and now am up to 125k. All realized. Took me over a quarter million income this year. Damn it feels good. [+6] u/Samjabr: These two sociopaths are so full of s***. They keep warning that Doom is coming, while at the same time they race to release a newer model. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/12/anthropics-amodei-proposes-plan-to-slow-the-pace-of-advancing-ai-capabilities.html [+6] u/Dear-Original-1024: "there's a ten percent chance ai will destroy humanity so we need safety regulations" It's convenient that those regulations greatly benefit Anthropic Open AI, X and Palantir: 1. Provide a moat, making it much more difficult for smaller competitors to train. 2. Acts as coordinated cost cutting. Training costs for these big companies drop sharply. Would be illegal if they collaborated to do this without government regulation. 3. And also it makes their technology look incredibly powerful when they claim it's a threat to humanity. [+6] u/No_Stand5622: You know bols are in trouble the biggest scam IPO open ai get delayed. [+6] u/OptionsHuduga: I hope all stocks go to 0 tomorrow so I can load up on all of them with leverage, calls etc. Dumb bers. lol [+6] u/Jensen-Hung: Leopold gets back into the market, and suddenly Anthropic and OpenAI give a shit about humanity and want to slow down AI development🤡 [+6] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: Sam Altman is a generic scumbag, Dario is a more premium cult leader kind of scumbag. [+6] u/cbusoh66: If they slow AI down, circular economy collapses If they don't slow AI down, it's going to kill us all [+6] u/sufficiently7777: Bers crying tomorrow because the bubble was supposed to pop. Mark it [+6] u/OptionsHuduga: U mean billionaires r worried about the greater good of humanity and putting profits second? Well in that case how did they become billionaires without putting profits first to begin with? Interesting. Go on …. [+6] u/VolcanicCupid69: Ran 5, fixed clogged drain, washed the dog, and washed the cars all before 11am. Likely peak productivity for the week [+6] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Doomer bear gon learn tomorrow [+6] u/Ceyenne18: damn ... all this "AI destroy humanity" shit. I think a semi selloff is coming. [+6] u/2020isgreat: AI frontier researchers are arrogant fucks who just want to feel important [+6] u/bearhunter429: #HUGE pump scheduled for tomorrow LMAO🤌 [+6] u/KnockedDown55: I HAVE FUCKING DEPRESSION [+6] u/Qwerty58382: Remember during liberation day, people were saying orange was playing 5D chess crashing the stock market on purpose in order to bring treasury yields down 😂🤡 [+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Chinese billionaire Xu Bo is revealed to have fathered 100–300 children through American surrogates, granting them U.S. citizenship at birth. [+6] u/bluen: I took a pill in ibiza [+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Gas prices going down 🙂 [+6] u/bearhunter429: #Bulls are one big family. Ber could never have what we have together. LMAO🤌 [+6] u/Fit_Service8662: This will be an Armageddon type of week. The calls for "AI slowdown" means the companies have run out of money to keep expanding at a rapid pace. The Fed's likely hike this week will cement the tragedy. The music is stopping and it's all fucking over. [+6] u/Rosella2562: So is it actually crashing tomorrow or just the MM usual of slight green followed by rugpulls & chop all day? [+6] u/Fit_Service8662: Most bearish Sunday since Covid times [+6] u/bearhunter429: >The developer who leased the World Trade Center, Larry Silverstein, purchased commercial insurance coverage just weeks before the September 11 attacks. Later on he received $4.5 billion in insurance payments. #The original Big Short LMAO🤌✈️🏢✈️🏢 [+6] u/Actual_Difference617: At least 30 trades later I ended this week at breakeven lol. [+6] u/Impossible_Judge207: I need MU to cure cancer over the weekend [+6] u/Status-Put8162: MOD threatened me, it was cute. Def has blue hair. [+6] u/whodowhodo: Give a man a fish he will eat one fish, give him 5 and he will eat 5 as long as he does it soon because you cant keep them too long until they go foul [+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: What's kinda funny is we knew about the pipeline this same time yesterday and the news is just now reporting on it... Makes you wonder what happened today they'll tell us tomorrow [+6] u/J_da_CPA: Boomers want an arm and leg for their outdated houses lmao [+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: We cannot let lesbians gatekeep linen from us chat [+6] u/Tokyo-Dream888: thankfully its only a 2-day weekend this time. the 3-day ones suck [+6] u/Onnimation: It's so nice to date older woman. They get straight to the point 🤌 [+6] u/DDGib: Weekends are so ass and boring. Thinking about calling an after hours teams meeting to discuss some financials with my employees. 100% sure they’ll answer and be rattled about it too. [+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: You can’t tell me that trading wasn’t different before Trump part 2. Not even just the PDT rule change. I’m praying to god that things revert a little once he’s no longer constantly fingering the scales [+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: Congratulations to all US citizen for fucking up the west and capitulating to a couple hundred cosplayer, a bunch of pdo billionaires, and a diaper wearing demented grandpa. Land of the losers. [+6] u/NotMe357: "Nvidia reportedly in talks to invest up to $10B in Anthropic’s IPO." [+6] u/diefy7321: Imagine getting ur shit rocked by a bunch of goat herders calling themselves the Houthis 💀 [+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: 1% cash, 98% stock, 1% booze what can go wrong amirite [+6] u/abroadbroadband: 🎨🖼️ Just tap in some brushes, just like that, just follow the river. There. Now let's wash our brush, dip it in some odorless paint thinner, shake off the excess-- # 🫨🫨🫨🫨 **AND BEAT THE DEVIL OUT OF IT 😠** [+6] u/jijitalk: I just want ONE big win. And then I’ll put it all into indexes and be happy with my life, just enough to live off of it. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? UH? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? :( [+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I’m never drinking again 🫠 [+6] u/music_is_gud: Listen to Sway in Michael Bublé 's voice, thank me later. [+6] u/Ok_Camera_1862: Last 6 mths: a 75bp increase of bond yields. Can cut valuation by double digit percentages. Meanwhile growth stocks like PLTR +10% and NBIS even +100%. Sure, will end pretty [+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: All the people laughing at the Houthis being insignificant where are you now? They just single handily fucked up Yemens shitty army and Saudi Arabia while America sits in the cuck chair saying “air support is coming” but never comes [+6] u/31andnotdone: $50 barely got me a half tank in my q5 just now. thanks kamala. [+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Real talk, anyone else love the tech behind llms but hate what they're doing to society? [+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: # IF YOU WEREN'T ALIVE DURING 9/11 THEN YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY 😡🇺🇸🗽 [+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: If Iran successfully tests a nuke, is that bullish or bearish for oil? [+6] u/Polysorbate800: Canada and Iran want to make a deal very badly [+6] u/zorna0: so no open ai ipo, great, bubble will continue [+6] u/MrCoolGuy42: I cannot. Stop. Pooping. 8 times today. Grumpy, angry ones. [+6] u/ImthatRootuser: Any hot wives here looking to be spoiled? [+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: Bill Gates: fake philanthropist, friends with Epstein Steve Jobs: body odor, got pancreatic cancer because he only ate fruit Linus Torvalds: has a standing treadmill desk, give software for free Linux is Freedom. [+6] u/peterpeer9: Fucking worst week ever, apparently I made too much money, because I don't want to work this weekend, and the only thing I want to do is look at my bank account and giggle. [+6] u/MusingsAndMind: idk index funds are the only things i've gained in lol so i'm sticking to them [+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I refuse to get my fat ass out of my house to vote in the midterms unless a candidate promises free sex robots to all taxpayers, law abiding American men such as myself [+6] u/bearhunter429: #Just think about all the nice things you could have bought with the money you lost LMAO🤌 [+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: grok asks your age now wtf is this Elon? where's my non woke AI? [+6] u/0xBorisjohnson: Imagine opening a 280k oil short the same Friday that Yemen rebels close the Strait of Al Zebabi, Trump says the war won't finish until at least November, and Saudi gets their oil pipe blown the fuck out [+6] u/Pitiful-Market8662: She’s a 10 but her ass just doesn’t have that bounce [+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: what happened? all the ai retards came out and said ai is gay? [+6] u/DesignerMedical4782: the future is popcorn [+6] u/daviper87: Entire market is held up by semis guidance. Shame if ai companies said they are “slowing down” 👀 [+6] u/Volume-Active: Just sprinkle a dash of nvda financing and we will all be saved(hopium got me delirious) [+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Diesel prices $6.20 going up by 1% a day from ATH That works out to *checks notes* 3678% annualized inflation [+6] u/stupidber: Ber is new boots goofin [+6] u/EuphoricOcelot6081: Oil bulls gonna get rugged just like slv bulls. Start shorting oil when r/oil r/worldnews and r/wsb all long oil. [+6] u/Boheed: TECHSPOT: Switzerland announces they will stop using Outlook and Teams in favor of OpenDesk, joining a growing list of European countries abandoning Microsoft and other US tech giants [+6] u/visionarymind: They can’t IPO with these rates [+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: They are slowing down progress because they fucked up somehow. These psychos don't care about humanity. [+6] u/PatientAd9394: We will be so green tomorrow. All the dark pools on Friday close were huge buys on indices etfs: SPY, IVV, SPYM, QQQ and DDM. [+6] u/Throwaway37620: Imagine sydney sweeney punching you in the stomach and saying your dick is puny [+6] u/BagholderForLyfe: Stock market crash is trending on Google. You what this means 🤣🤣🤣 [+6] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Bite the pillow - Monday is gonna come in hard and dry [+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: con one man and youre a criminal con a million and youre a politician con them all and your the oracle of [your location here] [+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: Benny told him: 1, 2 weekends tops. In and out, and you get to say it was your idea [+6] u/DangerousPass633: it's hilarious how unnecessary it is too. Like no one asked and this mfer was like "yeah let's cancel the agreement with Iran and then bomb they shit" [+6] u/BenySpaghetty: American cars and trucked used to be good. Complicated unreliable garbage now. Bring me the Chinese EV. 🈴 [+6] u/PeachScary413: Ah so that's why my wife was waving to that guy 😤 [+6] u/confused_teabagger: Sam The Scam Man and Super Dario overplayed their puffery hand, now it might bite them in the ass. [+6] u/FartPolluter: Houthis are crippling global trade and it is embarrassing for America. Houthis must be using American tech otherwise it means US tech is getting humbled by a bunch of sherpas in pickups and its tech is basically worthless tl;dr - its propaganda to justify US tech despite failing to defeat Iran or the Houthis (via Saudi Arabia) [+6] u/pmotiveforce: Absolutely. Two purposes. 1. Regulatory capture 2. They are burning money and need an excuse. [+5] u/dbgtboi: Scam Altman is the type of guy who will tell you that the usa is beating China in AI development, and then put out a video the next day with his team, which are all Chinese, explaining the new shit they added to chatgpt [+5] u/Unusual-Lie8889: holding cash and ready to pick up cheap next week [+5] u/zorna0: where the fuck does the market is efficient myth even come from. whenever the market was not regulated, it literally caused insane bubbles resulting in global economic catastrophes [+5] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Saudi Arabia pipeline shut down. Oil is about to surge again. [+5] u/Snoo23417: The next American government is going to have a fun time getting out of this mess. Maybe the Democrats should just retire. [+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Praying we all make some tendies next week. And if y’all don’t then just me at least [+5] u/ANJR2: Ever since they killed Harambe, the world has been on a steadily decline. [+5] u/CJBlueNorther: The reason why 0dtes suck nowadays is because the market makers always make the moves happen now in after hours with futures contracts. Then they just kill retail with theta decay when the market opens while they stall price out all day. Yesterday was a textbook example. Market pumped during Euro session overnight, then again in premarket with CPI release. Then after NY open, price barely did shit the whole rest of the day. 1dtes are the better play. [+5] u/longGERN: The price of cars and gas going up ~50% in like 6 years is actually so cool [+5] u/cashflow_: Every 25-35 year old in California wanting to be a tech bro is the new hipster [+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Is it me or have Reddit comments gotten significantly dumber over the last 2 years. I feel like the bots are purposely posting garbage so that humans will correct them and produce good training data. Or maybe I’m high lmao [+5] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: So im guessing all semi/ai stocks are gonna crash and burn on monday amidst ai fears [+5] u/Cra_Sh10: Nvidia casually down 2% on the weekend 👍 [+5] u/Proper_Stress555: Anyone think the ai bubble is about to pop [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Can you believe they actually popped the bubble this weekend? [+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Itch: AI Slowdown -> BULLISH because can get supply chains ramped up without wasteful spending 10 year treasury -> Raise rates PROBLEM SOLVED  Oil -> Pipelines come online or TACO PROBLEM SOLVED NVIDIA circular financing -> Just stop doing it PROBLEM SOLVED Lending rates -> Who cares, I got cash and Klarna stock PROBLEM SOLVED All these “problems” could be solved tomorrow which is why the market about to pump and laugh in your 🐻 face [+5] u/daddysgirl794: Bols trying to figure out how to close their calls before market open tomorrow 🤣 [+5] u/Careless-Place-170: Google analytics show a sudden spike in "fastest way close longs roginhood how close calls before open urgent" searches... :hmmm: :hmmm: [+5] u/KYEEZY98: back in my days, you could pay your bills with a firm handshake. "I'll send over the $500 next week" \*handshake\* [+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: Open da fookin casino [+5] u/Boheed: they're stretching out that boy Barron. He's like 9 feet tall already. They're building the ballroom to contain him. [+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Itch: Is an AI slowdown even possible? Furthermore, you got 2 of the biggest egos on earth known to be chronic liars. I think the market ultimately shrugs this off. [+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Leopold is gonna think he’s a genius cause he got liquidated first before the bubble popped :derp: [+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Ber heard we were at war and forgot we're on week 28 of the 4 week war [+5] u/Yung_King_: Ath tomorrow you silly bears [+5] u/Bizonistic: Daily reminder for you peasants. I heard a few months ago 4.5% is a hard ceiling for 10Y, now we are edging 5% fuck yeah 30Y at 5.3% -> 5.37% -> 5.36% 10Y at 4.85% -> 4.96% -> 4.971% Good luck affording mortgage, peasants [+5] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Oh no. Saudi bypass pipeline bombed. Source - Al Jaz et.. [+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Market pricing dell like the AI build out will last forever and mu like it'll end next week lmao. [+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Saudi pipeline shut down? That’ll be good I’m sure [+5] u/No_Presentation9490: nah but everyone who thinks today was bullish needs to go look at SPY 1day chart. largest selling volume since July 29th. it gapped up and then wall street sold it off all day. [+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: How tf do you even see upvotes or downvotes anymore wtf is this garbage [+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Pentagon warns Congress that $1.5 trillion in funding is needed to rapidly replenish critical U.S. munitions after heavy use in the Iran operation, including Patriot, Tomahawk, & THAAD weapons." [+5] u/LectureNo1620: Having my wife's boyfriend cook dinner for us again tonight. His breakfast slaps [+5] u/Captain_Lameson: Did SPY pump because of CPI coming in line and relief from last few down days? I think it was pumped so it can go down after rate hike back to 760 or lower. What is the probability of that or am I being too regarded? [+5] u/AxemanFromMA: Damn the Zyn dragon berry is like Red Bull so damn good [+5] u/cashflow_: GUYS WE ARE GONNA TAKE A VOTE FOR NEW TOP MOD. I NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR ME WE NEED TO CHEAT LIKE HELL [+5] u/Throwaway37620: Anyone got tits pics [+5] u/SidMonqay: Hi, I am an able bodied worker who would like to apply for Disability because disabled people get money for free and I am retarded and lose it all. [+5] u/Throwaway37620: I need to pee but I have an erection [+5] u/Apple2o: Just woke up after being pulled out of the rubble by two strong firemen, how are my aapl puts looking? [+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: Am I the only one that believes United93 was shot down by the military.. [+5] u/Foggy_OG: Don’t be jealous because I’ve been chatting online with hot babes all day long [+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Just paid Fedex $25 teriff fee for small package from europe THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT [+5] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I’m drunk as fuck wondering why we were green today [+5] u/Cra_Sh10: We know 🥭 will try to Taco over weekend so lets see what he has left [+5] u/OsmanthusWineEnjoyer: is there a SPY but without the shit companies? [+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: This midterms oil and bonds supposed "stonk market crash"... is it in the room with us? anyway full port calls next week, rate hikes are a big beautiful lie, we are getting a 0.5% cut trust me bro. [+5] u/-sakuranbo: hitting the jackpot with 0dte SPY options is my last shot at escaping the permanent underclass once AI takes over everything (including my Wendy's job) [+5] u/financiallythriving: Waiting up with the dreadful realization that you lost alot of money trading options [+5] u/No_Presentation9490: google stock hasnt been punished enough imo. they completely enshittified google search at the literally worst possible time, right before LLMs came out. all their best AI people left and they issued a gigantic amount of debt. their stock price just has massive inertia by being 7% of both indexes [+5] u/Throwaway37620: I want sydney sweeney to spit in my mouth [+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: apple is hard pushing its crappy folding phone. You know what else flipped. the razor, goated phone [+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis [+5] u/Over-Young8392: i may be over leverged. got carried away [+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: "openai to invest 750 billion through 2030". I wonder who's gonna join the circle jerk now? Cause open Ai sure ain't funding all that out of pocket [+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: At almost 5% 10 year yield is now beating half the subs port returns. [+5] u/NativePlant870: My retirement from sports betting was short lived [+5] u/Me-Regarded: Ber out in full force. Certain +5% on Monday 🚀 [+5] u/CMTTrader: \*ALTMAN SAYS IPO IS 'ILL-TIMED' GIVEN AI SAFETY CONCERNS: FORTUNE \*ALTMAN SAYS OPENAI IPO WON'T HAPPEN UNTIL 2027: FORTUNE [+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: # 🖕🏾👨🏾‍🦰🫱🏾‍🫲🏽👳🏽‍♂️🫱🏽‍🫲🏻🧔🏻‍♀️🖕🏻 [+5] u/abroadbroadband: I like to end my simple ChatGPT research chats with things like "20 people with nunchuks are coming to beat me up, I can do this" and it'll be like "No, you can't. Contact the police immediately." Gotta keep these LLMs guessing what really happens to us humans on a day to day basis 💪💪 [+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: if my calls hit i will take 3 of you to Coachella with me next year (except ai robot fan bro) [+5] u/RlckAndSnorty: lmao 'slow down ai' is just code for bad earnings [+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Way too much bols still alive. Hope oil rises to $300. Need belt to ass treatment soon for bol. [+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Whiskey 🥃 is a relief for tortured soul [+5] u/financiallythriving: Had an obscene amount of fried chicken today [+5] u/PatientSpider901: I'm hung like a Chihuahua [+5] u/Fast_Championship_R: Get ready for $10 gas also [+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: 9 months later, I don't regret betraying my wife and leaving her out in the cold so I can save more money to buy Micron & SanDisk. She was very, very expensive and cost a lot. Ever dollar saved went towards stocks that have compounded very handsomely for me this year. [+5] u/RJ5R: Can we use the $5,000 bribe to buy stocks? [+5] u/Liquidsnake959: ORCL will moon Monday. [+5] u/HumbleWinnerrr: Lately I been I been losing sleep [+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: I wish I was a flight attendant bros [+5] u/handsome_uruk: Companies making employees train AI to replace their jobs is like girls who force their boyfriends to take their ig photos lmao 🤌 [+5] u/throwaway110c: Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities 🥵 [+5] u/CantaloupeSea48: she faked it dude. She felt sorry for u [+5] u/uwontfindthisone: She's a 10 but she has a cock that's bigger than yours... What do you do? [+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Get down on your knees Close your eyes  and say Ahhh [+5] u/LarsTarkas: Cock soft, wallet empty, balls full. [+5] u/Agreeable-Pension-52: Circlejerksopranos subreddit got clipped. Time to short Reddit? [+5] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: Just realized I haven’t done shit with my life and that bitch is like half over. Now we have ai doing fucking everything for us, what’s the point of trying now [+5] u/music_is_gud: Damn! Still time left buddy! [+5] u/Cra_Sh10: Nvda back to price before earnings soon [+5] u/Travisthe_poisson: NVDA gonna open at 180 tomorrow [+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Hopefully no one held calls over the weekend [+5] u/A-Money-Lover: These arent even real futures [+5] u/Cra_Sh10: We all wish we sold in August [+5] u/Paul_Robert_: What's with all the "She's a 10 but..." Jokes here? This is WSB! We're too gay for that! Here: He's a 10, but he bought Hertz @ $5 [+5] u/Paul_K64: AI doomers retards on fire :p [+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Shout out to that Anthropic researcher who got this party started [+5] u/ron-cho: Antrhopic IPO postponed due to war escalations? [+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Lmao every other ber think they are so smart and the bubble has officially popped [+5] u/pandadrizzle: Elon expected to announce oil pipelines in space [+5] u/ajibtunes: Before we get married I gotta go fuck this guy [+5] u/Bravadette: Wholesome weekend here. Everyone working together fo figure out this awful, terrible week. [+5] u/Cav829: >Saudi Arabia has only between five and seven days’ worth of oil stored in its Red Sea port city of Yanbu, three unnamed sources have told Reuters, adding that Riyadh also has a smaller amount of oil stored in Egypt. Saudi Arabia’s ability to bypass the Strait of Hormuz and continue exporting oil has been significantly hindered following an attack on its East-West Pipeline on Thursday morning. [+5] u/Individual-Soil-921: Trump vs. frontier models. I’m waiting for a Trump TACO before 8pm. [+5] u/Orin_n: Believe it or not, calls [+5] u/CPR123_: Was fantasizing what I would do if I made FU money from gambling and literally all I can think of is quit my job, travel, do some crazy shit and go full degen until I have to go to rehab [+5] u/InIce1234: JPow took all the tendies with him to tendieland. [+5] u/A-Money-Lover: Bers having a field day rn. Bad news for Oil, AI, rates all in one! [+5] u/NorthTough8156: AI is going to blow up next week [+5] u/peterpeer9: Gonna say the quiet part out loud: Software stocks will go absolutely bonkers this week. [+5] u/Cafesipper: Why does reddit auto scroll up a few comments whenever I minimize the app and then come back to it? It never happened for years and then about a month or 2 ago it started. Kept thinking it would fix itself but hasn’t [+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Bears already making plans for the profit they're fully expecting tomorrow We all know how that usually goes LMAO [+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: can bers win one fucking day god damn? [+5] u/mayorolivia: Bears have small PPs [+5] u/music_is_gud: I can't even begin to fathom how stupid the idea of just the US slowing down AI will be lol these people are stupid, aren't they? [+5] u/bluen: Wtf is chat even talking about [+5] u/Over-Young8392: too much divison. we will trade flat [+5] u/s1ckd0g0311: Has the copium EVER been higher? [+5] u/pmotiveforce: Literally never. Bulls practically jizzing everywhere with how excited they are to pump on all this absolutely dismal news. [+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: she can't even see straight [+5] u/wildcat1055: I may be bad at picking stocks, but at least I'm worse at picking NFL fantasy. There's levels to this. [+5] u/visionarymind: I no longer do Fantasy 🏈 I don’t need that stress in my life 🙂‍↔️ [+5] u/swagmans69: I still remember when crude oil was negative 6 years ago. Good times. [+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Time to shave my bawlz. [+5] u/confused_teabagger: Big date at the ghey bar after the games? [+5] u/cashflow_: Im trying to follow football this season because I have nothing else to do. Watching bills game right now. But I honestly don’t give a shit [+5] u/504Kris: SPY $765c tomorrow. $760p Tuesday [+5] u/music_is_gud: There are more ways to pee in a toilet than there are atoms in the known universe. Just think about it! [+5] u/Level_Counter3062: If you put 10,000 into ONDS on June 17 2022 you would have 10,000 today [+5] u/BFox1982: If the Fed doesn't raise rates, they lose all credibility and the rest of the world dumps all of their bonds and rates rise more than if KFed does it. [+5] u/Federal-Watch: Gonna watch Dark Matter tn, now Jennifer Connelly, there’s a woman to goon to :pepeuwu: :pepeuwu: [+5] u/bearhunter429: #Bers picked the wrong day to mess with America LMAO🤌🦅🗽🏢🏢 [+5] u/Bravadette: AI hype cycles are getting boring. Even the bad press ones. [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: these futes are gonna be *wild* [+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: We may see red or flat movement for 2-3 days. Then the next bull run to 800 begins.... [+5] u/wrongsyourgrammar: ORCL calls at open 2 weeks out are literally free money. Larry and his cronies are gonna pump the price to get out higher [+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: I’m here at Costco and it’s mayhem at the moment, people are throwing hands swinging at each other as they fight over the last boxes of motor oil due to Iran oil crisis that 🥭created for no reason [+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: This market is so corrupt Great Depression level crash is not entirely out of the question [+5] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: Dario Amodei reveals he would be willing to hand Anthropic over to “the right combination of governments This guy man [+5] u/KittyLover-7: How can warsh fight inflation from the supply side (oil) Cant print more oil like you do dollars buddy [+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Trump: lifting tariffs on Irish whiskey SPY +5.12% [+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: I had to shit 2 nights ago but had to hold it.  Now im constipated. Oh well. [+5] u/Dude_HaHa: AI won't fail, but I sincerely hope the monopoly of 7 circlejerking companies crater to the very depths of hell. [+5] u/wrongsyourgrammar: They did my boy ORCL dirty. I bet Burry opened up more shorts and it tanked. Guaranteed it runs up to 200 by EOY. [+5] u/Many_Tip_3973: Bro, y’all realize SPY could and will possibly open under 760 Monday. Today was rigged af and everyone knows it. There is toooo much financial and geopolitical pressure. [+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Trading in the real world is hilarious. Id buy cigarettes and sell em a buck a piece to the tweaker fiends at the park. Pick up their weed they drop on the ground and sell it back to them.  Damn, I would have made a killing scalping in the pits at the CME back in the 80s. [+5] u/unhappyreach_: My baby puked milk right into my face just a little while ago 😔 [+5] u/abroadbroadband: Do we have more thread watchers or chat watchers in here I be looking at the thread more than the chat [+5] u/2020isgreat: \*NVIDIA IS EXPECTED TO ANCHOR ANTHROPIC IPO \*NVIDIA PLANS TO INVEST UP TO $10 BILLION IN ANTHROPIC IPO \*ANTHROPIC SEEKS TO RAISE UP TO $100B IN AN IPO VALUING THE STARTUP AT $2T \*ANTHROPIC'S LISTING IS EXPECTED TO COMPLETE BEFORE THE U.S. MIDTERM ELECTIONS IN NOVEMBER Asking for 2T and haven't even solved a millennium problem or have the best model smh [+5] u/No_Presentation9490: The hike would produce a gap down that wall street would slurp. fed credibility restored + let the algos panic for 1-3 days then make the move [+5] u/TequilaTrader: Who did Gaga and how’d she have a baby? [+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: US has sent over 100 military advisors to Saudi Arabia so... total collapse in two years? [+5] u/need20goodmen: 10Y Yield about to hit 5% next week and there are still regards who are holding calls over the weekend. Hahahahahhahaa. I bet all the traders at Citadel and Jane Street laughing on Friday. Get ready for Black Monday next week. [+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I’m having my morning coffee and cigarette with Mozart you fucking peasant 🧐 [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I'm doing a little *scootin**** ***🛴 [+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Why do we get to have nukes and then also get to decide who’s not allowed to have nukes? Is it because we got nukes first? [+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Hitting that phase in my life where I just want to scour a girl’s booty with my tongue [+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Someone plz this crazy goth girl is scaring me 🥺😱 *nobody save him... he's mine 🧛‍♀️😈💅* [+5] u/zorna0: smelling new narratives brewing with this "ai safety" thing. seems like musk etc trying to cook something (obviously make sure the bubble will keep going) [+5] u/TreGet234: The entire internet is dead sundays except this thread. [+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: Remember Elon called for a slow down also when he was trying to get his datacenter running [+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Sub gonna be filled with "HOLY MANIPULATION" posts tomorrow LMAO [+5] u/SoloOutdoor: I cant wait to see what retard shit happens between now and Monday. [+5] u/heildirimsiegerkranz: A Saudi oil refinery just got hit LMAOOO [+5] u/Williams0n: I need a fat goog rip [+5] u/EnginrA: This is sooo tight wowowow 🥴 [+5] u/J_da_CPA: 🥭 needs to send the $5k first lmao [+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: We'd gonna be the easiest bullish money ever made he will not hike and best of all lmao he won't tell why because he doesn't do guidance yet bears just lining up with puts because ...no way he would buck the market right right? Lmfao calls [+5] u/LectureNo1620: He better cook or put out [+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Took care of my mom with severe dementia. Experiencing it vicariously is the toughest thing I’ve ever been through. [+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: The market will love it [+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: Imagine having 700k in your port. I'd be as free as a bird. Making 10% per month trading stocks. [+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Oh China providing Iran with high res satellite intel to kill US soldiers. And so WW3 begins [+5] u/dogefool88: Wednesday at 1:59 PM, load up on SPY 1dte calls that are 0.05 each. Load 500 of them [+5] u/kill-devil-films: Vodka is the SPY of alcohols. [+5] u/Janubeary: Thinking about placing a bet for no rate change, they are all talk its so obvious [+5] u/user_nombre_: Knock knock! Houthis? [+5] u/_Wendig0_: !banbet no rate hikes in 2026 [+5] u/znightmaree: This week is going to be biblical [+5] u/uwontfindthisone: She's a 10 but she's a memory bol... What do you do? [+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: They're begging for a deal. :cry: [+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: They don't need to be out of cash. It could just mean they hit the point on the exponential training curve that money won't be able to brute force a slightly better model anymore. [+5] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: 🌽 ripping higher is not good for my puts. Someone assure me we’re dumping big tomorrow [+5] u/violet_evergarden8: How to get pregnant as dude [+5] u/FredMc: My portfolio is just a subscription service that delivers new and innovative ways to ruin my weekend. [+5] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes I enthusiastically wave at random people to see if they wave back [+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I would wave back to you, then realize you're waving at someone else. Then, I'd go about my life, until 3 years later, when I remember the moment as I'm falling asleep, and die of embarrassment. [+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Is it normal that my ass is sore after getting fisted by mm with my own Amat calls and orcl calls? [+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: How fucked up is the auto market... there are truck ads with actual incentives lmao [+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Tomorrow is my birthday I curse the day I was born 😤 [+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Happy 74th birthday!! 🥳🥳🥳 [+5] u/zorna0: doomer twitter post, hope its not true: What actually happened, all the labs have hit the scaling wall, they realize that they can’t keep up with China. So you push regulation so their trillion dollar investments don’t go up in smoke. Why do you think they keep postponing grok models and keep dumbing down models weeks after release? They have peaked, they are now realizing that they can’t surpass the scaling law and are doing whatever they can to keep afloat. The way you keep things afloat is by regulating access so that they don’t get their loans called in. Elon has been saying that self driving cars would be here every year for like 10 years. Hmm? Where is the unsupervised FSD Elon? You all can’t tell the future, a matter of fact, you all are actually terrible at it. Where is your AI cure for cancer? Where is your AI cure for anything useful? No where… but trust “us” it’s going to take over the world. Idiots. All of you, Elon included. (Btw, if thats true, the us basically fucked themself restricting tech to china, forcing them to innovate differently) [+5] u/TheoryInttro: I'd be a lot drunker if my ROI could actually pay for alcohol. [+5] u/No_Presentation9490: reminder that scam altman allegedly abused his sister and murdered a whistleblower. he also has peter thiel phenotype and jeffrey epstein genotype. [+5] u/daddysgirl794: If you want to see something wild, take a look at the "Psychology of a Market Cycle" chart, and compare it to MU's chart over the last year. June was the euphoria phase. We are now in the complacency stage. Everyone knows what comes next. [+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: AI CEO's warn that agent swarms can take over the world within the year. Boolish. TLDR: CALLS! [+5] u/Round_Jellyfish9670: ok what the fuck is going on [+5] u/504Kris: All three AI companies coming out and saying they want to “scale back” given risk of humanity being killed or whatever bullshit headline. OpenAI saying they’re delaying IPO till next year. Just some more manipulation. [+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: I still remember when I was naive enough to believe that weekend market news cemented my profits on Monday LMAO [+5] u/zorna0: bessent calling traders bloomberg terminal bros is hillarious [+5] u/MagnoliaRoofConsult: RDDT flies if rates get raised next week. High debt companies get punished in these environments and the hyperscalers have plenty of debt with their circular financing - money will flow out and into low debt, profitable companies, hence RDDT. ASTS, RKLB, SLS, and other unprofitable hype stocks are about to get smashed. [+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: 70s fashion was cool.  80s sucked.  90s was just neutral 2000s was ok 2010s was nice.  2020s is fuckin stupid [+5] u/diefy7321: I almost feel bad for the Canadiens being lumped with the Europeeners lmfaoooo [+5] u/throwingitanyway: no, it will not be paid out. he's trying to get retards to vote for him. [+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Despite how regarded of an idea it is, it will not happen [+5] u/Cra_Sh10: Bears really think they will let you get rich by buying puts tomorrow watch the opposite happen [+5] u/Celticsmoneyline: OpenAI is not a threat to disrupt Adobe. Competition from Figma is a much bigger concern. tech bros are regarded [+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Actually just want you personally to end up in poverty in the gutter [+5] u/Fit_Service8662: After tomorrow it will be like AI never existed [+5] u/music_is_gud: Leopold's market timing is just insane lol crashes the entire AI trade for his v2 margin call 😂