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[+34] u/GoZukkYourself: Earnings calendar for next week:
https://preview.redd.it/897e5394bskh1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=30a354889c8df966d2373927bd0b0e1e69fe6d6a
[+23] u/nknk_3: Blessed is the one who has never heard of options
[+17] u/gamblersgambit08: Thanks to the final 2 minute SPY dump, I was able to get out of my puts for next Friday, make $3 profit per option lol, and avoid tons of theta decay over the weekend. Now I’ll have the opportunity to watch those same options double on Monday morning
[+14] u/SoldToOpen: My epitaph will say “Expired worthless”
[+13] u/Actual_Difference617: I do research on a stock after already buying a position. It makes me extra focused.
[+12] u/Snoo-90587: Ok now the war can start and end at 8am Monday
[+11] u/Madsen13140: Just nutted but this market keeps on suckin
[+10] u/onerandomcomputerguy: See you guys Monday 🫡
[+10] u/vandammes: ENJOY YOUR WIFE ENJOY YOUR KIDS ENJOY YOUR LIFE ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND THERE IS MORE THAN JUST THIS BULLSHIT SEE YOU ALL MONDAY MTFS
[+9] u/kings1zeCB: i hope spy crashes over the weekend you fat ugly losers
[+9] u/Abe2025: Tech is done for. No one is using Ai. Memory is no longer needed. We are going back to stone age. Thats why we are falling. Oh I forgot, the market doesnt trade on fundamentals
[+9] u/EnginrA: I LOVE WOMEN!
NOT MEN!
WOMEN!
[+8] u/StonkaTrucks: Just made $130 in 1 minute on eod SPX puts.
I think my gambling addiction is back.
[+8] u/Ok_GAINZ: the older i get, the more i love cancelled plans.
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Circuit breaker @ 09:31am ET Monday
Enjoy the weekend
[+7] u/studermd: I think that nosedive to end tells us where we will be next week..
[+7] u/dweeegs: Me: buys NVDA calls
NVDA: goes down 6 days straight in for the first time in 4 years
Good shit good shit
[+7] u/Weekly_One8412: opex was a bust, an entire week of theta... well played MMs, well played
[+7] u/darkspherei: holding qqq puts over the weekend like a true degen
[+7] u/Due-Information-6277: Damn I’m just now going to bed all the money is to be made in the premarket and at open lately
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Is it possible to buy the top and short the bottom over and over for months non stop?
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Spx closed within 9 dollars of opening price lol
Just jerking everyone around all day for that
[+6] u/Commercial_Sound1448: SLS could moon next week
[+6] u/ICallASpadeASpade: Boy this has to be a wake up call.
Lost a fortune betting deep OTM calls today, and just ordered a family-sized cater order of spaghetti to parcel out and eat over the weekend to try to save money.
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Jackson's Hole better be loose.
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: this is degenerate fucking gambling
[+6] u/shinigami_2245: Traded my way back to even today 😤
Really pulled myself up by my bootstraps
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: I did really good the past two days. Gave it all back today. I’ll be done with options for awhile next week probably
[+6] u/GPUssydestroyer: There needs to be a wsb for people that make money I don’t want anything to do with loserz
[+6] u/financiallythriving: It’s literally all about timing the market
[+6] u/Over-Young8392: i messed up today fml
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: What a terrible fucking week
Bulls need to get it together
[+5] u/ICallASpadeASpade: I ran into Warren Buffet at the Waffle House.
[+5] u/octopus4488: Another week without zeroing my account. SUCCESS!
[+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Got SPX 7600p for Monday.
Bol gang, you are welcome
[+5] u/savemoney_god: Ready for the rugpull Monday
[+5] u/ICallASpadeASpade: Does someone want to tell me why the heck I’m long $126k in crab futures?!
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Pray for me y’all. The rest of my port resides in tsla puts for Monday
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: All the high priced hookers are heading to Wyoming next week.
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: Any chance we open at 770 on Monday?
[+5] u/FrankRizzoNGL: Next week we feast again 🍽️
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: Routinely doubling or tripling down on an options play going against me is going to be my undoing one of these days. For now, it's working out quite well.
Have a good weekend you queafs \*or is it queaves
[+5] u/Vincent_van_Guh: Here's to hoping next week is a face-rip upwards for META.
[+5] u/beargambogambo: Who bought options at close today? You are a true degen 🍻
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: SPY why you fuk on me
[+5] u/sleepygarner: Need a cure for poverty
[+5] u/vermilli21: Made money today but why am I so sad?
[+5] u/shutnr: I love when my stop loss hits down to the exact penny, then proceeds to skyrocket 5%
[+5] u/StrangeInsanity: Jensen says “Chips are an investable asset”. Remember when Elon said “your car is now an asset, it will make you money when you are away”
Mofo’s really know how to rope in an average investor.
[+5] u/zoidbergface90: OPEN THE CASINO!!!!!
[+5] u/upvz: no one arrested from the epstein files yet. in fact they are doing new business deals everyday
[+12] u/Dear__Bruce: If I get laid off I will have to expose that I lost 400k and have 70k in debt and my fiance will be mad at me
[+12] u/solid-harmonic: SPY is still over 700.
🌽 is waking up.
Bers are fucked. 🥰
Have a nice weekend 🤓
[+11] u/legible_print: Up 10%? Ber say too pricey.
Up 15% more? Ber still say too pricey.
Down 7%? Ber say falling knife.
[+9] u/Independent_Term5790: I actually sold the bottom of corn and rotated into reddit. Fucking unreal
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: Having a drink and a chat on this fine friday evening with my buddies ChatGTP, Gemini and Claude
For some reason they always agree with me
[+9] u/Adrian12094: two more job rejections today LFG
[+9] u/Winter_Body4794: I had a lot of good seggs this week but made ZERO gains in my Port. Correlation
[+8] u/Jerikolol: Is there an actual chance Warsh has a breakdown midspeech at Jackson Hole and starts crying in front of the cameras? Should I buy puts for that? Then Jpow races to the podium and does a peace V sign next to the fetal position'd Warsh.
[+8] u/ercanbas: Uh oh. An F35 over UAE just called mayday.
[+8] u/cashflow_: Got to my beach condo today. First time back since remy passed. I used to take him down to the beach every late afternoon after beach patrol left like clockwork. I’d bring a towel and ball. We would play fetch and walk around some then just sit there together on the towel enjoying the beach and people watching. He loved it. Me too
[+7] u/Anameisheere: Rddt will reach ath next week.
Nvda will reach 150 next week.
Mrna will reach 200+ next week.
Sls will reach 25+ next week.
Predictions from a guy who’s down 5k in options since he started last month. Your welcome for the advice 🫡
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: Crypto bros dancing around in glee today and us stonk chuds getting just fucked in the ass
[+7] u/Hellmale: Lost $151 today. I was way down almost $2k.
[+7] u/LostMallDoll: I'm throwing away my wife's exercise ropes.
[+7] u/hftrobo9285: Let’s rename the stonk market the gey market
[+7] u/guy_cloutier: The truth is nobody gives a fuck about market before labor day
[+6] u/Rosella2562: At this point I’m starting to wonder if throwing $500 directly into Powerball tickets would’ve given me a higher ROI than options 😪
[+6] u/Dear__Bruce: All green next week too because AI
[+6] u/bong_fu_tzu: So we're getting an oil shock + no rate hikes?
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: The Soxl and semis have had a miserable week. Will it get any better next week?
[+6] u/Winter_Body4794: I may try this AI agent trading shit. Can't be worse than me.
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: Can’t wait to see Jackson’s hole 🍆🍑😈
[+6] u/ImpossibleForm: Aight way too many doomers in here, i bought nvidia calls and im stickin to that shit
[+6] u/Onnimation: Deep Tissue Thai Massage 🤌
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Some fucker sent me a 20 page report at 3pm then scheduled a 9am Monday meeting to review it. They lost their fuckn mind if they think Im reading that before.
[+6] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Spys gonna drop 3% to fuel MRNAs next 100% day
[+6] u/Adrian12094: if you don't have money you must really hate money
[+5] u/Own_Purple229: I will literally post a picture of my 🍤 if Rklb goes to $100 by the end of September
[+5] u/Onnimation: When I'm feeling like shyt I just open WSB and read some of the crazy comments y'all post... thanks for making my day 🫵
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: GTA 6 in North Korea
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/DDMV4yFmI0
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: Fucking AAOI with the scumbag offering after hours
[+5] u/bong_fu_tzu: It is bleak here. Everyone's savings have cratered with the housing market
[+5] u/NotMe357: Early next week 30 Year will get back to 5.3, so they can ask Wash "What the fucking is going on and why are you not do rate hike yet".
Wash will speak at Jackson Hole on August 28th.
[+5] u/rickyrakk: Monday is beyond doomed
[+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Jim Cramer tells investors to “go buy Bitcoin.”
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: sent from pentium 2 processor in a cow colored gateway box
[+5] u/No_Pressure5505: Took me a long time, But I finally made back all of the losses I made this year. was down 80%.
[+5] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: If you didnt 40x long shitcoin before friday close you must hate money
[+5] u/manatee_strike_force: Hold onto your butts and nuts, analysts are likening AI to dotcom, so original; just your regular narrative FUD rotation, next week we will be back to circular financing and Enron
call time
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: It's campaign season in the south guys
Just saw an ad where a guy running for office said he likes trucks and air conditioning
[+5] u/No_Rub5563: I am probably better of getting a real gambling addiction at the casino then trading options for real.
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: But seriously though where all the hot women at
[+5] u/Fuck_boy3456: Please guys if SNDK not 2000 by end of this month, I'll have to start sucking dicks for money
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: I have a feeling Cramer is right this time. MU $2,000 PT within a year.
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: Imagine if burry had to wait 6 years on that big short trade to pay off
[+11] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Cool flair but a small peen
[+10] u/2020isgreat: Reporter on Bond Market: The yields have come back up since then. Have you talked to Bessent about another type of intervention.?
Trump: The ultimate intervention is our military. And if we have to use that, we will.
we are threatening to bomb the bond market
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: DONE WITH WORK, TIME FOR THE WEEKEND BABYYYYYYY
_starts scrolling Reddit_
☺️
[+8] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: The most practical use for this sub is looking for people who got fucked on their positions, so you can swoop in and buy at their pain-point
LMAO
[+7] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: every soul under the sun is expecting NVDA to hugely beat expectations and then tank anyways after that
therefore this is unironically actially priced in and NVDA will pump instead
[+7] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Welp this week sucked
[+7] u/Allout-Okarun: Smashing edibles and enough of them to send me into space until Monday at open, fuuuuuck the weekends
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: 🚨 Ballroom approved 🚨
SPY to 800 next week.
[+6] u/Much-Creme1362: Trump said they would do a military intervention in the bond market if they have to?!?!
[+6] u/Contango-withme: Better lock your doors, I’m on the prowl tonight.
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: You ever call the number on the back of your credit card because you are lonely and want to have a chat with a person and you can’t these days because everything is AI? 🤖😤
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Sinister final candle on SPY.
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Not sure how y'all lost this week. Just buy gold lmao
[+5] u/Common-Royal8234: GLD all day while we got Scotty B and 🥭
[+5] u/31andnotdone: I'm having a mixed features episode if anyone is looking for an exciting weekend
[+5] u/bulrfuc: Anyone here have multiple accounts in ChatGPT, Anthropic, Gemini etc so that you can generate useless memes and cat videos for the sole purpose of burning tokens?
[+5] u/Many_Tip_3973: SPY back to 770 Monday
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: You are a bear. You bought puts. You lost. You doubled down. You lost again. Stop doing that.
[+5] u/zlordbeats: fukin crypto tards about to start posting nonsense again
[+5] u/Deep_Wheel446: My SNDK calls expired worthless today, so Monday it’s sure to have double digit increases Monday. Inverting me is the surest bet on the market. 2nd best bet is changing my timing.
[+5] u/McClintockC: Turns out we were all fuk all along
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: My portfolio lost -$30k this week.
[+5] u/Sick0h: BRK red 8 of the last 9 days lmfao. Take em private Greg, it’s over.
[+5] u/PM_ME_Y0UR_BOOBS: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, option ratio spreads?
[+5] u/Mr_Melonz: Welcome to Costco. I love you.
[+5] u/Plastic_Ninja_9014: Hang in there RDDT I'll save you 🚑
[+5] u/music_is_gud: :dance: :dance: :dance:
^ me after losing a lot of money in the market
[+5] u/thatdude845: AI really turning us all into the dumbasses at the start of Wall-E. Got a coworker who openly admits to asking AI for every decision that they make throughout the day
[+12] u/J_da_CPA: Poors trying to defend 🥭 is the funniest thing
[+11] u/iTouchStuff: Reporter on Bond Market: The yields have come back up since then. Have you talked to Bessent about another type of intervention.?
Trump: The ultimate intervention is our military. And if we have to use that, we will.
LMFAO
[+10] u/BearlyBearishBear: #CLASSIC DEAD BULL BOUNCE
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Shocking how fat the general public is. Just fucking enormous people.
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: I unmatched a girl on hinge and she fucking messaged me on LinkedIn 💀
[+8] u/No_Presentation9490: IF YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BUY AI DATACENTER GARBAGE IN THIS ECONOMY BUY SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T MISS 2 EARNINGS IN A ROW AND HAS NEGATIVE EPS
[+7] u/BriackYOLO: SPY really waited to crush everyone's calls before mooning,gotta respect the disrespect!
[+7] u/LOLITSMEDUDEBRO: Anyone else in a literal casino rn? Just me?
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: Got a hot date with my wife tonight.
Probably some boring missionary.
No butt stuff like some of you guys....
Such is life.
[+7] u/derprondo: Anyone have tween/teen kids? What the fuck are we supposed to tell them about which career paths are promising for the future? Honestly blue collar trades are probably the only future proof career path at this point.
When I was a teenager in the mid to late 90s, computers were the obvious path to take, and tech has served me well for 25 years, but I see no solid future for the masses in the tech industry moving forward.
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I have eaten pizza for 3 days straight
[+6] u/maengdaddy: BTC is so easy to make money on. Just wait like 4 years and bang
[+5] u/All_YourBase: I'm only down 25% lifetime on my ETH holdings now.
[+5] u/Straight_Ad_87: Idk about you guys…. But I made money today.
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Omg noobs about to get destroyed again soon on crypto 😂
[+5] u/LunchNo7823: One of the reasons I like this board is because 50% of you have Adhd like me
[+5] u/clockwork5ive: I miss the old days when companies spent their money designing cool shit that you wanted to buy instead of closed ecosystems intended to trap you and offer as little as possible.
[+5] u/iTouchStuff: JUST IN: Jim Cramer tells investors to “go buy Bitcoin.”
the rug is coming
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I've learned the hard lesson about 1009 times..FOMO = port death
But this crypto chase got me feenin like a rock addict
[+5] u/IllustriousCost2015: I held Ibit calls over the weekend, tell me I'm pretty
[+5] u/YoDooley: No one cares, but you still have to cry outside
[+5] u/Regarded-Mastodon: Fucking hate the new Opex meta of just pinning it flat until 4.59...garbage day
[+5] u/mayorolivia: My port has been completely flat last 3 days. Money managers in the Hamptons before they come back and rinse us in September.
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: #BITCOIN BACK TO 60K SUNDAY NIGHT
[+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: My eth has been awoken from the depths of hell
[+5] u/derprondo: Just want to let you guys know that last time my monthly puts expired on Friday, there was a huge dump on Monday. My August puts just expired, so good luck out there on Monday, bulls.
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Thought something got announced with the spy pump. Guess its just Citadel and Jane Street jerking each other off in AH
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: there are both flying cars and sex robots you just have to be brave enough
[+5] u/guccioli: It holds crypto it is future!!1!
[+10] u/SpiderWil: put a data center in the white house ballroom
[+9] u/whodey84: People are gonna love buying BTC for $65k on monday
[+9] u/Throwaway37620: I want a black gf so I can eat her fat booty
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Our grandchildren won't believe us when we tell them we used to have markets closed on weekends LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: Please God let me last more than 10 mins with my wife
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #You guys started the weekend thread without me? LMAO🤌
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #And lo, the Lord spake unto Bearhunter, saying: Go forth unto the land of Wall Street and tell my people: the bears shall be humbled, the bulls shall run, and the candlestick shall be green. CAN I GET AN AMEN FOR THAT BROTHERS AND SISTERS???? LMAO🤌
[+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: How did i manage to lose money everyday
[+6] u/llasar17: is that more or less compared to a normal monday
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: About to buy a section 8 building with my HOOD gains
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: i wasnt happy with making 1200 when i saw i could have made 10k . so i lost 10k instead :sadsuit:
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Bessent has to be playing dumb with yields and oil right…… surely he can’t be confused on what’s happening……. Right
[+5] u/No_Cod972: I'm not doing anything irresponsible.
I have exactly the amount of debt that the US govt has relative to its assets.
[+5] u/PulIthEld: People who hate on AI are so annoying.
[+5] u/No_Cod972: This is where the smartest people on the internet hang out.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Between me and Berkshire we got $370 billion of crash laying around LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Down 30% this week omgbruh
[+5] u/MartianInvestor: It is officially bullish in here….
Time for the real bloody weekend…oh god
[+5] u/yeedub: crypto just peaked look at the chart
[+5] u/IXI_Bman: Market moves more on 30k volume AH than it does all day lmaoo.
[+5] u/wattap: There will never be another comeback as good as tiger woods 2019 masters in sports
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Cramer said to buy 🌽 yesterday, sorry crypto bros today was just a pity rally
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: retard is by far the funniest word theres nothing even remotely close
[+5] u/Few-Let-9363: With ur left hand or right hand?
[+5] u/whodey84: Worst thing for TSLR is to be valued as a successful car company.
[+12] u/LordoftheLSAT: fat chick with tatoos aint show up to our tinder date... guess ill just sip this gin and tonic by my self . 🤷♂️
[+9] u/joycaptain: 4 billion in bond buybacks, 40 trillion in debt.
Buying back 0.01% of the debt.
And Bessent thinks this was enough to save the market?
[+8] u/HappyDepartment5899: Don't ever get married.
[+7] u/Either-Truth3407: the rest of Reddit outside this sub is such garbage. This sub is garbage too but at lease people acknowledge so and deliberately keep it this way
[+7] u/Funny_Story2759: i will not be constrained by market prices
[+7] u/OG_L0c: META is a $1.5T company, and their most revolutionary product is pervert glasses
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Oh no, my phone is blowing up because a bunch of people are doing "reply all"
[+6] u/GainzandPumpz: Big gambling next week, CRWD and NVDA calls for earnings, betting they go back to ath off earnings
[+6] u/onDetop: mu stop being fucking gey, candle to 1100
[+6] u/calmoney149: TSLA just goes up with bad news, nice little 5% gain today for the 10 robotaxi to release in Vegas!!! And the crowd goes wild, 2.9 million to recall in China, no biggie 💰
[+6] u/Boheed: Bessent in the backyard trying to save the economy by making mud pies and grass concoctions
[+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: they
blue hair dog?
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: I dipped my toes into the market today with shares, breifly leaving my cash gang utopia.
Had to test the waters a lil bit to stay sharp.
And boy is this shit bad. I made 10 dollars, put it back in and it quickly melted down to 6 and held tight at my second buy in. Airtight at the penny where jane frontran my first exit.
This was such a small ass fucking play too. Not even a hundred shares of a random mid cap.
Makes me think all this motion ive been seeing is some sort of final hunt for the last big players in the game before the crash out.
Shit litterally went range bound for 5 hours after my second entry and bounced off that entry 7 times, not a penny higher.
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: *bond market collapses*
oh no, anyway...
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Taylor Farms is on a fucking roll oh my god.
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: $100 today has the same purchasing power as $11.24 did in 1970! Think about it...
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Gay day, gay week, gay month. Fuck this month.
[+5] u/JJlaim: full week of regretting not selling full port on monday. What a life
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: this crypto shit is going to sell of this weekend isnt it
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: When will QQQ be done with its shenanigans
[+5] u/Dividedby21mil: I am one of the traders of all time
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: i changed my mind can i sell my put now
[+5] u/WorldlyWar2143: golfed today,
shot a 126
shit at golf, shit at trading, my trucks broken
might aswell seppuku honestly
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: Biggest bag holder of all time is the guy who buys Anthropic IPO
[+5] u/ZaraBloom418: I got 255k in NVDA at 1200% gain. Is it dumb to just pay off my $15k car loan I financed immediately?
Nvidia is 5.3T rn and I could wipe this bad boy clean
[+13] u/FitzKablammo: Imagine "investing" in something that can drop 20% while your taking a piss.
[+11] u/Tay_Tay86: Canada trade talks broke down. He put out new tariffs.
[+10] u/Total-Savings6385: Ngl that crypto dump was satisfying, it reminded me that I won't get a lambo
[+9] u/chrisco571: Canada just gave 🥭 the finger
[+9] u/Fickle-Bid-2661: 100. Killed probably half of them or more.
[+8] u/FinallyArt: Eventually even mid range IQ Americans will figure out who pays the tariffs. Hopefully by the mid terms.
[+8] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: If Canada thinks you're a douchebag. I'm sorry you are a douchebag.
[+8] u/Gorgenapper: Why not just write off the 40T in debt? It worked for the Epstein files.
[+8] u/samuraiboy07: just got liquidated on btc
[+8] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Yes tbh I get off to that
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: You guys broke the Canadian tariff news before my wsj alerts, great job 👏
[+7] u/SaltyRiceCake90: Crypto clarity tonight
[+7] u/No_Current3675: Why even bother with that low volume shit.
[+6] u/Annual_Cap_6107: do I buy penis coin or gay coin
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: "Say hello to my little fren" is what I tell my wife wen I whip it out
[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: I'm drunk and I love all of you.
I hope you guys become rich.
If you're single I hope you get the girl or guy of your dreams. If you have a sex doll or waifu pillow, I hope you find love and companionship.
[+6] u/Theipodrookie: Why is everyone surprised that the guy who bankrupted 6 casinos is now bankrupting the biggest casino
[+5] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: jesus trump can ramble
[+5] u/canadian_Biscuit: The crypto pump was short-lived
[+5] u/NakedPatrick: Jesus Christ wtf is happening in the alt market
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: There were many insane plays this week other than MRNA, which didn’t require insider knowledge:
MSTR 110 calls were a 100 bagger.
HOOD 100 calls were a 50 bagger.
TSLA 360 calls were a 40 bagger.
[+5] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: OPEX is always such a masterclass in options fuckery, every single time. Truly impressive
[+5] u/samuraiboy07: im gonna long corn with 100x leverage right now
[+5] u/sftheory: Solo at the bar. My 40 something wife is way hotter than all these 20 something basics. Can’t wait to be home.
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Big earnings this week. Time to lose big.
[+5] u/ayopapiz: Best scenarios you make money
worst scenario?
Your wife divorced you, lose your kid in court, homeless, bunch of regards here calling you all type of name you dont even know it in your vocabulary
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: lost a lot of fking money today
[+5] u/DeathAgent01: Please open the market. I need to see wether I can eat next week or see my life savings gone
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: We gonna chop up until Nvidia earnings? Or will we go up anticipating the good earnings and then crash afterwards?
[+5] u/drapplebottomjeans: Just saw the post about the guy with spy dailies for Monday, calls and got the Canada trade deal collapse ping lol
[+10] u/thebobitt: RIP call holders. Canada suspended trade talks and new 50% tarrifs will start
[+7] u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI: america is a jabroni state
[+6] u/Popular-Row4333: Everyone read Carney's statement?
This is pretty mic drop shit. And *matching* all tariffs in counter tariffs. Shit is going to be drilling down to where the Molemen live come Monday open.
[+5] u/ScrewChaseBank: And there’s the crypto rugpull. Thanks for playing!
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: What the fak happened to McD prices LMAOOOOOOO
14 nuggets med fries large frappe $31 Canadian
ya that ain't gona fly yo
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: LMFAO Bitcoin/Crypto finally starts rallying after a 50% crash and an entire year of chopping and "The Crypto President" immediately fucks it all up with yet another tariff temper tatrum
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: At least Canada has a backbone. Fuck 🥭
[+5] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: I will never forgive Big Corpo for making me come into work the same day as a mass shooting at my office, fuck you DANIEL
[+5] u/Gonz4Rockford: Expired worthless just like me if this keeps up 💀
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: Watch he’s going to retaliate against every iran ally except Chyna and Russia. In other words he’s gonna retaliate against greenland or the europoors \*somehow\*
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: nvda is toast next week
[+5] u/Pernicious_Pearl: Just found out im richer than AOC ☺️
[+5] u/idontexist65: Buying anything without leverage is just fucking pointless. Have to plop down $50k to get any meaningful gains
[+5] u/BeefNBroccoli2: wtf am i gonna do with my life for the next 2 days
[+5] u/powerboner: I wanna befriend a crow so goddamn bad
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Cattle shortage?! how can i profit off this madness
[+5] u/CompetitiveGas2744: these bots running round like undocumented immigrants. why is it always immigrants
[+5] u/RunsaberSR: Lambos?
Nah son. Premium groceries from where the rich people shop.
Not having ass worms is the real flex of '26.
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: ... Bonds are going to the stratosphere holy shit lmfao Can't even get a deal done anywhere
[+5] u/LeatherConscious7682: Just a whale unloading it will reverse
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: they would do this shit at 1 am on a saturday
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: ...said every half wit retard when BTC dipped to $100k.
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: instructions unclear, I shop for sweatpants at target 🧍♂️
[+9] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Born too late to explore the seven seas. Born too early to explore the galaxy.
Born just in time to watch the US go bankrupt building warehouses full of graphics cards.
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Stop avoiding your banking/trading app, go look at what you've done.
[+7] u/PastorMatthews: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!!!!!!
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: I used to be up 320k now I’m down 60k ytd. :/
[+6] u/violet_evergarden8: Even the Canadians wanna fuck up mango’s midterm. This is getting better.
[+6] u/gayforgoblin: $0 Net Worth gang report
[+6] u/Sawyerthesadist: Black Monday 2: The Reckoning!!!
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: Fuck Canada it's not even a real country, can't even pay $100k/mo for insider trading tweets from the head of state or start wars for no reason
[+5] u/Saeonic: I fuggin hate Mortys voice ever since they replaced Justin Roiland, I love the show but Jesus Christ fix it with Ai or something
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: Those Candada tariffs sure as hell are going to calm the bond markets. What a fucking retard lol
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: next week:
\- oil starts crashing back down to 70 as both sides still threaten each other
\- indexes up +5%
\- bonds get better
\- gold/bitcoin crash
[+5] u/Wonderwall_1516: All my GTA6 leak subreddits have been shut down.
What do I do now?
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: CELH is the best investment of my summer. y'all missing out on the shitty energy drink massive growth
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Never fight a man with a perm
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: All my homies fucking hate Teflon Skunk, the guy who made that electric car company Smegma
[+5] u/nyse25: Nofap day 1
had to reset the counter from an hour ago
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: Yall AI and semi bags hurtin for a squirtin while my crypto heavy port is up 40% YTD. We aren’t the same…
[+5] u/diefy7321: Bond vigilantes never thot about getting obliterated by the US military lmfaoooo
[+5] u/housemouse431: ive been trading less and less recently...might be burned out by this market for real
[+5] u/rdblaw: Trump is flooding the market with mystery ground beef so inflation prints lower… if you can’t afford US beef for the next year lay off the 0dtes or eat a salad (might poison you as well)
[+5] u/Infinite_Fountain: Are you winning son?
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Looks like next week bond sell happening again. Failed policy of bond swap
[+5] u/calgary_db: JD Vance angry that Canadians call his couch a chesterfield.
[+9] u/Queasy_Soil9646: 🥭 you fucking retard
[+9] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: US decision makes will be facing some really really really hard problems with the bonds. Bonds are never a problem until they are. When they are - they are the only problem.
[+8] u/CattleOk7674: Is it me or did they keep the indexes high while they dumped all the AI trade ?
[+7] u/FunIcy4223: Btc: 64k-78k
Wsb: yoooooo cryptos back
Btc: 78k-77k
Wsb: fucking rugpull!
[+6] u/zjz: aw ty. more neat stuff coming, I think you'll like v1 rather than it being half annoying half cool. will have embeds in here too, as long as it's hosted on reddit
[+6] u/True_Foundation5641: The US government is taking out loans to pay the interest rates on prior loans, and they dare give me a credit score?
[+6] u/No-Inevitable1270: yeah as a canadian fuck mango monday better be so red redder than the red sea fuck mango suck my dick
[+6] u/sanmar2225: What happened at 1 est that sent crypto straight down?
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Crypto bros removing the lambo from shopping cart
[+6] u/Inevitable_Gainz: I’m buying 1 month Walmart calls at open. Tap to pay is coming and they will rebound 8%
[+5] u/CD274: Everyone freaking out over -1% btc after +22% this week
[+5] u/Basement_Lover: Canadian tariff peace deal Monday morning pre market, ber fuk
[+5] u/No_Jeweler6864: I think HOOD is going to 150
[+5] u/foamrollmyback: I’ve called the top on bitcoin
[+5] u/ThisIsMyFinalArc: holy my ancient 2.5k eth price triggere
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Cramer sold all his Bitcoin like 2 weeks ago
[+5] u/oxide238: my fartcoin profits :(
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: eth aint hitting ath lmfao
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Because i choose to hold corn calls it will be 60k by monday sharp
[+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: I know the tariffs are not a big deal considering the scope of what is included but it’s the state of the negotiation that might shake MM’s. They couldn’t cut a deal with our neighbor and longtime ally. How TF will the be trusted to negotiate with Iran. Just a thought.
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: so do i but you don't see me bragging about it
[+11] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: A man shits his pants. Is the man more likely to be A: A crazy homeless guy or B: 🥭
[+10] u/echox1000: cryptos are useless waste of energy and resources. that shit should go to zero
[+9] u/NeotroO: Saylor about to buy high and sell low again.
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: puts on RDDT, fuck this shit, I got banned 3 days for saying "🌈ber" 🤌
[+8] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: How do you blow a trade deal with *canada* LOL
[+7] u/znightmaree: One day I’ll wake up to the headline, and maaaaaan, that’s gonna be a good day
[+7] u/No-Reception-3324: My brain is so mush from all the billion dollar deal slop that 20b in tarrifs "didnt seem that bad" at first lmao my brain immediately was like "thats like a baby nvidia deal, pfttt" this slop has gotta end lmao the inflation in my brain math is even way up
Also sorry to Canadians this shit is so fucking stupid
[+6] u/Kepsoo97: 6,5 Trillion to Israel
[+6] u/tandoori_taco_cat: RIP everyone who sold their gold and silver for a loss 4 months ago
[+6] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Canada grew a backbone
[+6] u/bluen: Why is everyone going into gold when we about to hike???
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Wait is carney finally doing something?
[+6] u/CMTTrader: \*US SAYS CANADA DECLINED TO FINALIZE TRADE DEAL
\*CARNEY SAYS CANADA HAS SUSPENDED TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH US
\*CARNEY SAYS CANADA TO MATCH US TARIFFS DOLLAR FOR DOLLAR
[+6] u/D1finalboss: you can afford martinis and sprite?
[+5] u/CharacterSell4054: My daughter, 3yrs old : "Bond yield spike reflects a structural imbalance that requires more than ad hoc treasury buyback, which inevitably transfers the damages to currency. In aggregate, nothing is salvaged.
Here is how daddy should adjust your portfolio."
[+5] u/Few_Entertainer_5523: I have 776 spy calls hopefully something good happens over the weekend
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Magic internet money gonna rally cause US money printers going to go brr again?
[+5] u/_BreakingGood_: gentlemans agreement for all countries to cancel all their debt with all other countries and start over
[+5] u/0point42au: Tariffs in what? Hockey sticks? 🏒
[+5] u/bluen: Bruhs what if they made 1TB floppy disks
[+5] u/bluen: Bruhs what if you just vibe coded a gta6 clone before it even comes out officially?
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: trade war is back on the menu bois.
[+5] u/trent_upscale: Puts on Maple Syrup, calls on Horse Police
[+5] u/BlackFlames01: "U.S.-Canada trade talks collapse, setting new 50% tariffs in motion"
Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/business/economy/trump-canada-tariffs-carney-rcna593510
[+5] u/Haikoe: 🥭 picking a fight with allies again.
Telling his retards supporters Canada is anti American.
You can’t make this shit up. And retards gobble it up
[+13] u/ferrx: Puts on hockey sticks
[+9] u/ThatFUTGuy: Trump saying Military may intervene with bond market is A1 dementia
occupy wall street but this time literally 😎
[+9] u/jyohnyb: Drink coffee and smoke weed.
[+8] u/BentoMan: Day 60 of eating at Wendy’s daily
The Minion decorations they forgot to take down are watching me. I’m scared. Come get a breakfast baconator and save me.
[+8] u/-mini-kuma: Monday Canada tariffs and Iran 'unprecedented' sanctions - be shocked when yields rise again :(
[+8] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Canada should just ban any oil exports to the US until they get a surrender agreement.
[+8] u/LivelyArid: schrodinger's strait
[+7] u/Homeless0DTESPX: I get 100% of my political news from the WSB daily thread. Better than Reuters and AP!
[+7] u/_rockthemike: Question, does literally no one care that US GOV pays $1T/year in interest? Reckless spending and 40T in debt? Are we not marching towards a default?
[+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Art of the deal senile old fuck starting world conflicts and breaking close trade relationships. Canada made some big deals with China recently. Yall are fucked
[+7] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Do you think poutine will be more expensive with these tariffs??
[+6] u/cryptohorn: They just came out with 15% pop tarts flavored buzz balls. One would be nice for brekfess
[+6] u/Direct-Spot-1693: Bitch I lose $100K a year.
[+6] u/scm66: You ruined it with the ham.
[+6] u/Anchises1: One can only help. This market needs a dose of reality.
[+6] u/SupportMedium9487: why didnt they just put 1t into sandisk last year are they stupid
[+5] u/MXY2022: So is Monday a red day thanks to cheeto in chief ?
[+5] u/TCGKorean: RIP my SPY calls for next week....
[+5] u/sck178: In my expert opinion, SPY will keep going up until it doesn't. This is not investment advise, but also it is.
[+5] u/Weekly_Long_4817: Canadian tariffs bullish for LEU?
[+5] u/Humble_Code_6501: If Mango was a man he would put tariffs on oil...
but he's not
[+5] u/rustypoons: No one will care about Canada Sunday
[+5] u/0x4C554C: How do you end up hating your closest neighbor and ally again and again?
[+5] u/Ill-Ad3311: Gonna need al those datacentres in your neighborhood when cloud gaming becomes the only option
[+5] u/jyohnyb: Iran has accepted that my portfolio won
[+5] u/visionarymind: I cannot afford to eat today, thanks BRK.🅱️
[+5] u/vish_NZ: How do we feel about bloom energy
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I forgot how to read.
[+5] u/DarthTheo: I think now is a good time for me to buy SPY as a Canadian
[+5] u/kazkeb: Rode in a friend's Model Y performance tonight. Nice car, but I thought it was pretty funny that the passenger door handle didn't work, and that he had to open it for me from the inside.
[+5] u/CalebVanPoneisen: Bruh why don’t you just ask AI what to buy on Monday to make bajillions by Friday?
[+5] u/Anchises1: Imagine not holding a significant portion of your net worth in internet magic money.
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: Wait, watch, think, do blow, cry about losses, bitch about how long it takes to open the casino again, acceptance
[+5] u/Street-Badger: It’ll be a good chance to buy all of those things, he’s going to pussy out at 0.5% of the speed of light once yields have their say.
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: He's getting jailed before any Epstein affiliate
[+18] u/brute-forced: The real bubble is the inflation caused by a fucking moron
[+16] u/FrostySoftPressure: So 🥭 managed to ruin relationship with Canada, South Korea, Gulf countries and whole Europe in a year, so it’s only them and Israel left together, what a regard lol.
[+10] u/Primary-Act4434: I see Trump gave Canada an ultimatium, Canda said no. I'm shorting US Bonds on Monday.
[+10] u/sabatiel180: NVDA numbers gonna smash but they will likely drop their projections stating a strain from economic headwinds.
[+9] u/enc-nyc: Sent wife to buy some steaks and she came back w/ some tofu & canned beans instead. SPY to 800 on Monday.
[+9] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: It wouldn't surprise me if they have been having meetings and making deals with some unrelated country in the middle east, and that country just didn't have the heart to say "we aren't Iran."
[+8] u/Medium_Proof7304: Girl broke up with me we going all in with the engagement money I had saved up 🥴
[+8] u/bbbbombbbb: "OMG CORN SLOW DOWN I CAN'T FOMO ENOUGH. once it pulls back I'll go all in! CORN 200k!"
one day later
"ew it's dropping I don't want that"
[+7] u/jasperCrow: Scott Bussy is crumbling. The world is losing confidence in the treasury.
[+7] u/SignificanceLate7002: 🥭 is posting about the Whitehouse ballroom but silent on 🇨🇦.
He knows he fucked up, otherwise he'd be shit posting AI slop.
[+7] u/BFox1982: She's a 10, but she's spending $60k a year on an Elementary Education degree. 🚩🚩🚩
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: So has 🥭 made a single deal during his presidency?
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: >JUST IN: RFK Jr. unveils plan for a nationwide autism alert system to help locate missing autistic people.
[+7] u/daddysgirl794: Long gold and silver miners
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Tariffs on Tim Hortons gonna hit hard
[+6] u/Primary-Act4434: because there will be a coordinated short by US trading partners next week.
[+6] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Sat on the toilet so long doom scrolling I found an increased efficiency: sit long enough and you’ll go twice
[+6] u/ajibtunes: If someone gave me a random pill I’d take it immediately
[+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Black Monday 2.0 happening this fall
[+6] u/WishOk462: I'm new here. What does it mean when someone calls you regarded?
[+5] u/screaming_losses: It's a modern classic, it's a deal during trading hours, deal fails on the weekend.
[+5] u/xeemyy: Hey you🫵
Yes, you 🫵
GET THE FUCK UP AND GET GOING TO THE GYM 🫵
[+5] u/polychris: I was holding 6 XRP futures and about $6k worth of XXRP (2x XRP etf) when the clarity act announcement happened a couple days ago. I don’t really know how to compute gains on futures since you don’t buy anything but that small port is up 100% and the leveraged etf is up 75%. Most of my recent gains are from IOVA but this big move on a smaller position is still meaningful.
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: It should, spot DRAM and NAND prices made new ATH this week
[+5] u/ArcDogRob: Their moose meat and syrup game is strong
[+5] u/CheySky: Feel like Tesla is going back to 320 with a space x rocket strapped upside down to it
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: would you date someone who bought APLD
[+5] u/TreGet234: Pretty likely unless the ai bubble keeps churning along.
We could see another euphoric rotation into the mag 7 if their next earnings show ai profitability. Though that will be in october together with anthropic ipo.
Yeah it's not looking good.
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: id like to believe that a tarriff war would actually affect the market, but honestly idk that I buy it anymore
[+5] u/TreGet234: My TLT, GLD and MSTR will shield me.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Not that BC was any better.
[+16] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: “🥭 is a tough negotiator and knows what he’s doing”
\- the dumbest guy you’ve ever met
[+12] u/OrangMiskin: Vaccines are bad but butt injections and peptides from AliExpress are good. LMAO
[+12] u/remilk123: No worry guys,🥭 will use the military to invade and fight the bond market to bring the U.S. back to the status quo
[+11] u/_____rs: 🇨🇦 Carney: We will respond with our most aggressive weapons, up to and including Nickelback. We are serious aboot this.
[+11] u/South-Assistance-570: I'm rich in third world countries. I don't mean financially, I just go by the name Rich.
[+10] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Monday is the most obvious green day
[+10] u/AxemanFromMA: Going to ask this girl I’ve been seeing for 2.5 months tomorrow to be my girlfriend. Wish me luck
[+9] u/internetsoci0path: I hate not being able to trade
[+9] u/-IQ200: They say don’t gamble with money you can’t afford to lose, but how else am I going to get the money I need? 😩
[+9] u/JohanLiebert92: Steins;Gate is a masterprice of an anime
[+8] u/oknBagholding: My trading account is flat on the 3 month chart, flat on the 1m chart. But weeks and weeks of stress and sweating endured
[+8] u/Ble_h: Fucking AXIOS release the story about the 40 tankers too early. Monday morning you idiots.
[+8] u/JohanLiebert92: zuck saying apple's downfall will be cuz they haven't invented anything since the iPhone is rich coming from the guy who only made Facebook. No one knows wtf META is supposed to be
[+8] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #Trump says US might use "military intervention" in the bond market
lol, what?
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> 🥭 threatening to use the military on high US treasury yields
the US is truly "-99% big red american lost century economic/geopolitical regime change inducing bear market" maxxing.
[+8] u/Vlashaaak: Monday gonna be pumped
[+8] u/East-Description-243: Invest in Beyond Meat.
[+7] u/twostroke1: I thought the top was in but wsb weekend thread it filled with jack wagons calling for a market crash next week.
Guess we see spy 800 by Thursday.
[+7] u/dfivetf: the US seems cooked, yuge debt and can't even defeat some country with 1/100 its defense spending
[+7] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: 2x hourly etfs incoming my fellow degens!
[+7] u/RateRevolutionary618: Gap up monday, New ath. Everyone is happy
[+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: It is imperative that the bond market should not develop a nucular weapon
[+6] u/geddyclaus: I will use the US military if needed to ensure Walmart goes back to ATH.
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Some of you don’t wake up every trading day with a 3 and 3/4” blue-veined diamond cutter, and it shows.
[+6] u/RateRevolutionary618: Wallstreet wants you to believe next week is going to be bearish....when In fact it will be mega bull
[+6] u/cooperfrost: All this talk Trump talk of Bond markets. Dude is just old, 007 is not even that big anymore and kids these days prefer Marvell. Jensen even endorses Marvell and his company barely has anything to do with the films !
[+5] u/CPR123_: Bond market has been screaming for a while now while we’re near ATHs. Eventually it will catch up. The AI bubble, a literal war, $40 trillion debt, tariffs, tax cuts, gutting the bureaucracy, immigration crackdowns, I could go on. The US is a meme country and there’s only so many tricks and gimmicks bessent can do before shit hits the fan
[+5] u/CasherburyTales: Last night, my date randomly brought her friend along and they were both wearing meta glasses
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: We need tanker submarines to sneak through the strait
[+5] u/throw_awayyawa: shit i forgot i have to get elected into congress first
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: I need to 8x my port to get rich. That's doubling it 3 times. Doable in a year or two.
[+5] u/zuziannka: Its high time to realize trading everyday is just stupid and its now working out for me.
[+5] u/WillTheGreat: I mean I’m just throwing it out there but have we tried just killing or capturing the President of high yields?
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Old geezers love to insert themselves. “I used to look like that too when I was 26.” I highly doubt it dude
[+5] u/CorgNation: My local golf course was damn near empty at 9am today. If that ain’t a sign people are out of money, I don’t know what is.
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: The administration is angry because the Canadian index has outperformed the S&P this year
[+5] u/Zootzooted: Ok so whats next week's 50/100 baggers
[+5] u/GaiusMarius7Times: Nividia earnings no matter what they are will fuck the market. They have to deliver Jesus Christ on a flying pig to not.
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I will not be satisfied until every poor person has a datacenter in their neighborhood and has to shut the fuck up because it's actually fine
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: So is straight of Hormuz open or closed? Seems like people stopped talking about it.
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists1: # NVTS GANG Members checking in 🎰
[+5] u/Celticsmoneyline: I’m on GDX for the same expiry, wish I bought more
[+5] u/Captain_TuckFard: I definitely am feeling FOMO but the truth is it could have and still can drop just as quickly.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: There is no way businesses across the board can operate in this bunch of stupid tariffs every day environment
[+5] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: Businesses basically got to tax their customers through the government and you think they’re mad about it lol
[+5] u/Plane-Career-472: Timing the market is the most retarded thing you can do. My acorns account has taught me this. I have an acorns account that automatically adds money daily, the line is literally a 45 degree straight line , like graph y=x, thats what it looks like
[+5] u/Deep_Fennel638: Reverse taco US-Canada trade deal announcement?
[+5] u/Fit_Set2526: course we gonna die....might as well look good doin it.....