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[+22] u/Fernyfern7: Lmao get fucked consumers that tariffs money belongs to the shareholders
[+17] u/Holiday-Career-9349: Summer has come and passed
The memory bulls can never last
Wake me up when September ends
Like my port come to pass
My margin call’s come so fast
Wake me up when September ends
[+15] u/itsojoever: Fuckin sweaty ass bers, calls at open
[+14] u/Regenbooggeit: The daily nowadays is just people screaming ‘it’s so over’ vs ‘let it rip’. Fucking bots.
[+14] u/OneJellyfish5980: Wake me up when Moderna cures retardation
[+12] u/Fortnait739595958: Reason for MRNA +30%
https://www.wsj.com/health/pharma/moderna-merck-vaccine-succeeds-in-preventing-melanoma-from-returning-540e9e18
Vaccine for cancer that works
[+10] u/VauserVonShepherd: The great semi 30 minute pump
[+10] u/housemouse431: target revenue came out...bruh they included tariff refunds in it...THATS OUR MONEY LMAO
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Zuck is gonna get cucked by this lawsuit.
Overspending on everything with obligations to spend even more - negative cash flow
Stalling business with predatory illegal algorithm that he will need to change if the lawsuit goes through - resulting in lower revenue, even more negative cash flow
Lawsuit damages that could amount to the whole market cap (but likely lower, in the hundreds of millions) - funds depleted and he will be forced to liquidate assets
If you buy meta now, get ready to be plowed through your anus
[+10] u/Glam34: we dont need their oil. we have the best oil. its sweet, everybody says it. they have sour oil. i hate to say it, but its gross. people dont like me saying it. you ever had sour skittles? those people are dumb quite frankly.
[+10] u/mks_csw: They got rid of McDonald’s in my city and got a Korean bbq in there
SK Hynix Calls
[+9] u/VTI4LYFE69: Historically, September is the weakest month of the year for the stock market, a pattern widely known as the "September Effect". \[[1](https://www.finsyn.com/why-is-september-the-worst-month-for-the-stock-market/), [2](https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/06/septworstmonth.asp)\]
**The Historical Data**
**Negative Averages:** Since 1928, the S&P 500 has averaged a decline of about 0.5% to 1.2% in September, making it the only month with a historically negative average return
God help us all
[+9] u/visionarymind: Memory 🫷🙂↔️
Moderna 👉😎👉
[+9] u/Madsen13140: Dumped my MRNA shares a few days ago 🤡🪞
[+9] u/zorna0: btw, if you survived 2026 market you are likely prepared for any kind of volatility event going forward etc. this year has been fucking nuts
[+9] u/PurpleKush69420: ## REMINDER TO SLACK OFF AT WORK.
[+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: if you trade before the fed today, everything is on you.
you are the retard.
[+8] u/Which_Cost8015: **NVDA**: best tell for whether the AI/semiconductor unwind is exhausting itself.
**MU**: highest-beta opportunity.
**GOOGL**: quality + relative strength.
**AMAT**: semiconductor equipment has been pulled down with the entire complex.
**AVGO**: AI infrastructure exposure without being purely a GPU trade. One of the names I’d want on screen if semis reverse.
**T**oday is less about buying “cheap” stocks and more about identifying **who refuses to go lower** while Asia, oil and bonds remain ugly. If NVDA/MU stabilize while the 10Y stays around or below 4.70%, that would be the first meaningful risk-on signal. If yields turn back up, I’d stay patient.
[+8] u/mayorolivia: I have a feeling we pump today. This is financial advice
[+8] u/Top_Ice_400: Good morning! Regardless of what happens in the market, I’m grateful I woke up today and get another day on this earth!
[+8] u/sleepygarner: why didn't you tell me about mrna yesterday?
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Moderna call holders are literally retiring today. Even degen deep OTM bets, holy fuck-olio
[+8] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: WHATEVER BOUNCE WE GET TODAY, SELL IT!
[+8] u/Amitriptylinekoning: has it ever been this over
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: if the market had reached the bottom, there wouldn't be so many bagholders posting copium in here instead it would stupid perma bers shorting the bottom while bragging about being the next micheal burry while news devolved into an perma bear circlejerk which makes r/collapse look like optimists
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: Trump needs Canada for oil now
How the tides have turned
[+7] u/BFox1982: I can't believe the boomers are going to leave this mess for the broccoli hairs to figure out. 🤣
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: how funny would it be if we get AOC in 2028 🥰
[+7] u/Top_Ice_400: Downvote me into oblivion!!
[+7] u/doortoNarnia: Fell asleep without brushing again calls on my dentist
[+7] u/ZeusBolt8: Merck and Moderna announce that the melanoma vaccine met its endpoints in a large clinical trial.
[+7] u/TreGet234: MRNA call holders can retire today 😂
[+7] u/mayorolivia: She’s a 3 but she is long SNDK
[+7] u/TowelFart: somebody on here yesterday said to buy moderna, i hope they enjoy their new ferrari
[+7] u/Federal-Watch: MRNA didn’t cure cancer regards, they created a vaccine to reduce recurrence in patients that already had melanoma :feetswing:
[+7] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: imagine the people who sold moderna calls yesterday.
They will grow cancer within a week. Lucky they will have a medicine soon.
[+6] u/steem99: First name: Joe
Surname: Ver
D.O.B: Market open
[+6] u/ZYHUA: SKHY spending on buybacks instead of manufacturing just meant it knows its cyclical. bookmark this, few understand this
[+6] u/shinigami_2245: TACO truck is closed :(
[+6] u/vish_NZ: It's over, time to cry in the casino.
[+6] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: Fed minutes today. Can’t wait to find out which word makes my portfolio -20%
[+6] u/ghosty_z: I shouldn’t buy stocks that have specific sub reddits right?
[+6] u/JustLurkCarryOn: If anyone lucked into buying some MRNA FDs yesterday, well, fuck you in particular.
[+6] u/mannycalls24: MRNA was the 20 bagger you were asking ChatGPT for
[+6] u/Waste-Head7963: MRNA 100$ calls were $0.03 last night.
[+6] u/DarkoDokkan: So buy calls at the top for moderna right after 70% pump?
[+6] u/2020isgreat: $MRNA personalized mRNA cancer vaccine slowed the return of melanoma and its spread to other parts of the body in a Ph3 clinical trial.
Maybe AI really will cure cancer
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: MRNA only up 55% after creating elixir of life 😂
[+6] u/DarkoDokkan: Chatgpt why didn't you tell me moderna create the elixir of life
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: Coworker said “free money” and asked me to get in Toyo. Glad I didn’t trust that cocksucker.
[+6] u/ballzstreetwets: Will get to 759 today
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: If you had insider info on MRNA and bought 100c expiring this week you’d be up 56,800%
[+6] u/AirwickS: Has Nike tried curing cancer?
[+6] u/Top_Ice_400: So do we pump or dump today?
[+6] u/YoDooley: It’s okay to cry outside of the casino, right?
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: There goes the market watch her as she goes
[+5] u/zorna0: 2026 market has fucked me so much in the ass iam immune to pain
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Don't worry guys, they'll build another data center and your portfolio will be saved
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: how would the markets react if the fed used words like "negative forward guidance", "deepening market turbulence", "corrective rate hikes", "government fiscal responsibility and budget saving plan" etc.
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: If memory is gonna dump can we just get it over with? This sideways shit is regarded
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Pulling an all-nighter seems to have been extremely inadvisable. I'm feeling hung over and the only thing I had was coffee.
On the plus side, I'm up 50% on just shares in an oil producer. On the downside, everything that uses oil as an input is about to get fucked.
[+5] u/No_Visit_2002: 🩸 yield at 4.7 fookin ceasefire and peace talk news will reiterate! scam from top.🩸imagine preshyt of america buying options and manipulating market for his benifit !
[+5] u/powerboner: Yeah no for sure $100 swings in no direction in particular is tots normal SNDK
[+5] u/theJimmybob: $TGT Earnings:
Revenue $26.54B vs. of $26.13B est.
EPS $4.11 vs. $2.34 est.
Raises FY2026 GAAP EPS Guidance from $8.50 to $9.90-$10.90 vs $8.39 Est
Raises FY2026 Adj EPS Guidance from $8.50 to $9.90-$10.90 vs $8.50 Est; Raises FY2026 Sales Guidance from $108.971B to $110.019B vs $109.096B Est
[+5] u/derprondo: Let’s get some shoes.
[+5] u/dumbest-bastard: Has anybody tried shaking the mouse, to wake up the fraud program?
[+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: trump is in the middle of the most decisive military cucking in world history and you think he won't jawbone the economy?
[+5] u/baconography: Remember when MRNA was over 400?
Pepperidge Fahm remembahs
[+5] u/brute-forced: Im ready for a massive recession
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Pfizer executives bought a ton of shares, biggest purchase in years. I wonder if a cancer trial bull run is starting. Pfizer looks like its waking up too.
[+5] u/SIRxDUCK7: My Roth keeping me alive with my stupid gambling decisions
[+5] u/Sawyerthesadist: So wait did MRNA lowkey just create the cure for cancer? (One of them anyway)
[+5] u/kings1zeCB: did moderna cure cancer or what?
[+5] u/COBRA_DROGO: Did MRNA cure cancer?
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Share buybacks = less money spent on build out
[+46] u/Muted-South4737: Imagine not full porting MRNA yesterday on no news
[+35] u/MrCoolGuy42: Last Friday someone bought over 1,000 MRNA 8/21 65c for $165k, they’ll be north of $5m today
[+33] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: LeT fReE MaRkEt FoRcEs DiCtAte ThE cOsT Of bOrRowiNg
[+26] u/Bam2458: Warsh: We’re not increasing the balance sheet.
Bessent: We gonna double liquidity on dat long end son 😎
[+25] u/ChampionshipOdd947: US government really saying "Don't look up"
[+22] u/CalRippedken: I sold moderna at a 50% loss. AMA
[+20] u/FireInTheRing: If you purchased $100 worth of Moderna $80 calls yesterday
You would have $600,000 today
[+20] u/k3t4mine: >U.S. TREASURY INCREASING SIZE OF LIQUIDITY SUPPORT BUYBACK OPERATIONS FOR LONGER-DATED NOMINAL COUPON SECURITIES STARTING SEPT 9
This is the news btw. Gov sponsored bond buybacks. Sound familiar?
[+19] u/georgesoflydda: Sold my puts, fuck it, I don't want to be a bear anymore.
We go only up from now.
I'm Straight now, no more gay
[+18] u/Busy_Dingo_5744: US bonds so bad that they had to buyback treasuries and create a cure for cancer
[+16] u/Alactrical: nbis got cancer while moderna cured cancer. aware
[+15] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: I don’t look at annual reports, I trade purely based on Truth Social, Axios reports and bond buybacks
[+15] u/scarneo: Listened to him for one minute and wanted to stab my ears
[+15] u/Jimbeauxer: One more red day and I’ll probably just chop my fucking cock off.
[+15] u/liquidtv78: Fed Minutes: Almost all members agreed season 3 of GoT was the best season
[+14] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: FUCK SPY FUCK 0DTE FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
[+14] u/FunkyGrowMan: MF walks out with a tariff board again and I'm fucking out
[+14] u/getnickedboiz: ‘Idk why interest rates are going up’ mind blowing
[+13] u/Jealous-Fix5015: HE IS PUMPING CRPYTO WAT THA FUHHH TALK ABOUT SNDK IDC ABOUT CRPTO
[+13] u/SoloOutdoor: Bait you in, rob your puts. Create economic fear, rob your calls. Hold the shares, bleed you out. Hold cash, inflate you away. Buy a house, raise your taxes and utilities. Become homeless, send you to jail. Fight in jail to stay alive, lethal injection.
[+12] u/imma_rage_quit12: if you bought MRNA after that second pump to 130 stay away from biotech lol
[+12] u/unbenchhench: lol moderna optionswouldve made you a trillionare
[+12] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: IRAN ANNOUNCES RATE CUTS
[+12] u/LawyerSignal9663: So MRNA goes up 150% overnight and none of you mentioned that shit yesterday. What kind of group is this
[+12] u/YourCautionaryTale: #FRAUD
#FRAUD EVERYWHERE
[+12] u/LarsTarkas: Get ready for 30 min of 🥭 complaining how he got buck broken by sleepy
[+12] u/anonymous_ghost-1: I am so fk tired of this shit. Evil rich people playing with retail because 🥭 is the worst thing that could happend to the market/Casino and the world
[+12] u/CULT_OF_BOG: If you don't buy MRNA you're rooting for cancer
[+12] u/codespyder: Losing money on calls and puts today I’m a fucking genius bro
[+12] u/scooterhomeimprover: VIX at 15 is actually irresponsible
[+11] u/Spurred_On: Omg MRNA 🥳🥳 Its my biggest portfolio stock too holy shit
[+11] u/dpentmg: market just scalped me for $1000 wtf
[+11] u/sabatiel180: 40 trillion in debt, and he's talking about 💩coin. 👍🏾
[+11] u/financiallythriving: 4000 baggers on MRNA if you were an insider
[+11] u/Poopybuttsuck: This is the one time I’m happy even though I missed on life changing money. I hope that vaccine works for the masses without turning us into vampires
[+11] u/NakedPatrick: Bessent desperately trying to calm the bond market. The rollover is just going to be even more violent when it finally goes
[+11] u/ReasonableArcher2030: just finished beer 6 of 31. I now have some doubts if I will reach 31 by eod but I am keeping my spirits up. Still thinking of walking to the local store but better to wait until lunch time when no one is there. In this moment I am very amazed at how people who are addicted to alcohol are able to drink so much every day even on days when they work the next morning. Thankfully the Lord has given me this day and tomorrow to rest. I will keep you all updated as I go.
[+11] u/ComfortablePiglet842: I dunno about you guys but options trading has been so difficult in the last month or so that its not even fun anymore.
[+11] u/Provolone-Jones: Going to be fun explaining to my grandkids that we’re poor because I was leveraged to the tits on oil when Moderna cured cancer
[+11] u/Ecodriverz: Lmfao Orange man said gas prices will go way down when this is all over. You mean where they were before you fucked it all up. Fucking Christ I hate it here
[+11] u/SnoStrm: Holy hell, it’s a crypto presser
[+11] u/Slightlybadpicks: Man wtf happened. We’ve been open for only ten mins a MF can’t even grab coffee these days without getting nuked in the meantime
[+11] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: Did MRNA announce vaccine for retardation? Is that why RDDT is dumping?
[+11] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: These people would happily step over your starving children to ensure shareholder profits
[+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: So which overleveraged memory hedge fund is being liquidated this time.
[+10] u/peopeopeopeo10: I sold MRNA before the dump, feeling like Buffet now
[+10] u/Fhyzikz: This sub is so retarded. Chasing a 100+% intraday move is why you'll always be broke
[+10] u/MordorBlues: The US treasury having to bail out Japan and now USA bond markets is not bullish fyi.
[+10] u/tomtaietot: What is this speech about ? WE LIKE CRIPTO ? what is the point of this. We are beelding here
[+10] u/sloanemonroe: There are people who listen to him and like him. Can you imagine how fucking stupid they are?
[+10] u/jasperCrow: 🥭doesn’t understand interest rates 💀💀💀💀
[+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: Holy fuck you guys are stupid.
[+10] u/Competitive-Water944: What did Leopold do this time lmao
[+10] u/IXI_Bman: Moderna can't do this during the actual trading session lmao. All moves happen AH and your left with the fucking scraps everyday. Enjoy the theta day. Theta Monday, Theta Tuesday, Theta Wednesday,Thursday, Friday...And bulls still yapping spy 800 lmaoooo.
[+10] u/SoloOutdoor: Every fucking day I lose a grand in this economy
[+10] u/znightmaree: This dude seriously is pushing one hour late
[+10] u/dune2350: oh good AI people meeting next week?
[+10] u/Annual_Bat2230: he barely pumped AI and memory. sigh :belt:
[+9] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I’m 42 and so burn out with working. If I didn’t have 3 kids this would be an easy decision.
[+9] u/jasperCrow: 🚨BREAKING: Moderna created vaccine against all bers
[+9] u/Bam2458: The solution is to just print more dollars. Always was, always will be, because it’s the easiest and most unsustainable solution.
[+9] u/Namtabmal: How many FUCKING DAYS IS GOOG GONNA BE RED?!!?? I literally caused a market crash myself by investing in this shit
[+9] u/Asleep-Implement5938: Imagine putting 1000 bucks into mrna calls yesterday and waking up to 5 mil. Crazy.
[+9] u/TacomaSteelhead: Good work, MRNA.
Signed: a melanoma survivor.
[+9] u/MXY2022: Fucking tired of Mu and Dram games can’t wait to get out of them
[+9] u/Flat-Focus7966: One of these days....MU goes to 1050 & everybody loads on puts
And then it does 1250
[+9] u/Sandvicheater: My tech buddy who was laid off and jobless for 8 months finally swallowed his pride and reached out to his Uncle who is vice president of a big corporation. Got a job offer same day and starts next week. Its really about who you know at the end of the day isn't it?
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: I sold the news, the rumor, the pump, the dump, the sideways drifting down shit...
[+9] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: 5 mins till we stay flat
[+9] u/Trade-Architect: Lost 3 k in two days 😭
[+9] u/GuwopGOAT: I’m a degenerate gambler lol
[+9] u/LarsTarkas: Bessent killed the dollar for .5% pump that's going to fade by the end of today lmao
[+9] u/MothmanAbove: remember the second you press sell, it'll go up
[+9] u/uwvirgin: Your stock isn't going up. USD is going down.
[+9] u/SteakEater137: DJT is one of the funniest stocks Ive ever seen. 4.5 million revenue, and -1.3 **billion** net income (loss). And yet...it's up almost 5% today just because it's a speech day.
Peak retard market
[+9] u/No-Reception-3324: The monderna spike is over MELANOMA treatment
Bruhhhhhh use fucking sunscreen
Someone hook me up with a 140% pump what tha fuck
Deff gonna short that to oblivion
[+9] u/Individual-Ad2325: Just went all in on Moderna puts
[+9] u/ResearchingWhiskey: 10 year yield is going to be back at ATHs by the end of the day.
...But at least they bought one more day
[+9] u/Unlucky_Goat_1678: It’s funny how wall st suddenly thinks we have cured cancer. In reality, I’m just salty I missed the MRNA train
[+9] u/RisingSerpent222: Why do I trade 0DTEs when I get burned on them?
[+9] u/Brawmethius: Seeing people react to moderna news as a SME in the field is really helping me understand how the likes of Musk can so easily sell you totally nonsensical shit.
Like moderna didn't even have to overpromise shit, yall just did that for yourself.
Somehow we've gone from dual product therapeutic to reduce post operation metastasis and reoccurance to "cancer cured".
[+9] u/Rough-Inevitable3414: Rate hikes panic sell everything
[+9] u/No_Presentation9490: breaking news Moderna is now an AI datacenter memory chip company
[+9] u/Vlisa: statiscally someone is, and the best part is when they post their gains and people ask why they bought calls, they'll post some tinfoil crackpot thesis
[+8] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: If anyone wants to feel like shit:
MRNA $95 9/4 calls sold for $0.01 yesterday and now they are $42.15 each
[+8] u/Brilliant-Repeat-178: hopefully fomc minutes saves my 0dte puts
https://preview.redd.it/p6seq4g7adkh1.jpeg?width=709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d46e72fc1059904d1c2eb6f05bc0d0e2dce3f017
[+8] u/SteakEater137: Market genuinely seems at the breaking point lol pure manipulation everywhere, not even trying to hide it
[+8] u/SteakEater137: Hi Im from the future, will let you know what Trump will say:
"Were beating Iran, they cant have a nuclear weapon, they have no ships or planes, we blew them up"
"America is doing amazing, stock market has never been higher, were the hottest country right now"
"Ill answer any question, even talk sex if you want. Wait I wont answer that question, are you with the failing New York Times, you are failing and woke"
[+8] u/Yuri_CPL: i just got a heads up from my 100k truth subscription. we pump bois
[+8] u/Both-Employee-5874: bros mic went from quiet to loud asf scared ts outta me
[+8] u/SeesawQuiet5620: this nbis dump was so obvious, i even called it the last couple days while nbis was at the top and yet i took zero actions on it, again.
[+8] u/Outrageous_Method432: RDDT about to be excluded from SP500 before being included.
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: DEBASE THE DOLLAR FASTER
SPY is going to hit 800
[+8] u/Bam2458: Ways to pump into mid-terms:
1. Suppress rates ✅
2. Fake Iran deal #387
3. Remove tariffs (then put them back on later)
[+8] u/AlpacaDream7: Ready for our +2% QQQ day today
[+8] u/zg44: At some point, all these dumb moves by the government will backfire.
Until then, just keep buying dips.
[+8] u/ChazP02: Always vertical red line, never vertical green line
[+8] u/aupperk24: lol i literally bought calls at the top
[+8] u/trsx5: MRNA up 153% in one day. What did they cure cancer?
Upvote me for more jokes
[+8] u/DuAbUiSai: Might be time to get some AMD calls. 🤔🤔
[+8] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Did BTC cure cancer ?
[+8] u/Economisty: Moderna managed to cure the one cancer that predominantly white people get.
What next, a cure for a lack of rhythm?
Racists.
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: The Art Of Ruining A Country
[+8] u/Independent-Cress382: Someone bought $1M of MRNA calls expiring in a week and that position is now $68 million.
[+8] u/NativePlant870: Reddit threads recycle the same 20 jokes
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: So many rich regards am I the only poor regard I’m still down 120k
[+8] u/MarginCalledManager: call buyers think the FOMC minutes coming out in 20 minutes will save them but they're too regarded to realize it's just the minutes from LAST MONTH'S meeting and are meaningless lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you will not make it to the Christmas rally and it shows
[+8] u/TalentedArchitect: Buys PUT, Stock instantly goes up 60 cents
[+8] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Are you guys always this excited about some notes from a meeting that happened a month ago? My God.
[+8] u/vermilli21: HERE COMES THE NOTHING BURGER IN 1min
[+8] u/MarginCalledManager: CALL BUYERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: Damn 0dtes give me a heart attack 😭😭
[+8] u/financiallythriving: First 7 moves are fake
[+8] u/LostMallDoll: Maybe he'll just croak live.
[+8] u/SearchUsual5193: Semis day tomorrow as per *vibes*
[+8] u/Safe_Warthog_9523: Name dropping shtcoyns lmao
[+8] u/NakedPatrick: My god this man just appears SO pathetic in everything he says and does. ‘LOVE ME TECH BILLY’s I WANT TO BE LOKE YOU’
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: This guy is known to rape children btw
[+8] u/NOMERCYDLKH: Cant believe I'm witnessing the fall of an empire in my lifetime
[+8] u/SooperShak: Translation: "The Fed has lost control of rates. I have no offramp from the Iran fiasco I created."
[+8] u/EnginrA: How are my MRNA puts lookin
Thanks for the award my bro xeemyy!
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Curing cancer is cool I guess…. But do we still have to poop and pee next to people with different genitals?
[+8] u/gnanwahs: someone bought a shit load of MRNA 8/21 70c yesterday 2 mins before market close, fucking insiders man
[+8] u/Bierkuh83: We will shrek rip to +2% SPX at open in 5 mins
[+8] u/Full_Cash6140: did moderna cure the need for oil?
[+8] u/twat_muncher: People saying "rug" obviously have never seen Aladdin. Those rugs fly high in the sky
[+8] u/refrigeratorsHD: Rddt shareholders learning that s&p inclusion doesn’t mean shit
[+8] u/Orzorn: Somebody on Wallstreetbets just became a billionaire from MRNA 1DTEs held overnight. You just know it.
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: Kim Jong refuting 🥭 lmao
[+8] u/Snowman33001: LOL some people still don’t know that the dollar is more of a Ponzi scheme than Bitcoin
[+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: You buy it dumps hard you sell it pumps you buy buy again it dumps you sell and rotate to puts it goes ABSOLUTELY PARABOLIC
[+8] u/RisingSerpent222: Why do I even trade? I just run up accounts to end up nuking them
[+8] u/EnginrA: MRNA puts here? It’s not like they cured cancer or anything
[+8] u/Myrajes: Every position I have opened in the past week just gets brutally skull fucked to -50% in a matter of minutes
[+8] u/BubblyZone3752: Moderna was the fastest 15% I ever made by holding a stock ever
[+8] u/liquidtv78: MRNA gains today are funding my past week of bad decisions. thanks
[+8] u/Any_Life_6178: It’s almost like the August pump was manipulated…
[+8] u/nebula504: What the heck is going on lmao
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: This isn’t a gamblers market it’s an insiders market
[+8] u/Chaotic_Stardust: diaper change operation taking longer than expected :ahyes:
[+8] u/Commercial_Sound1448: "Moderna Could Be First S&P 500 Stock Since 2008 to Double in a Day"
Why does that year seem familar?
[+8] u/Both-Employee-5874: trump is gooning rn bruh
[+8] u/remilk123: So 🥭 speech is literally just a shout out to his homies?
[+8] u/hermeskino715: Back in my day, no tariffs meant SPY +2%
[+8] u/blammatory: Haven’t heard of Moderna since Covid and all of a sudden everyone has overnight calls and are now millionaires
[+8] u/mighty_sys_admin: Power hour? No.
Drop off a cliff hour? Yep
[+8] u/noobletato: SEC, this guy right here
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: No joke mRNA vaccines are one of the greatest discoveries of our lifetime
[+7] u/ikasey24: There goes RDDT to completely bring me to worthless. Fuck everything about them
[+7] u/CrabyDicks: Watch orange man suddenly love mrna vaccines
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i like how ur all making fun of the bears as if u werent all bearish as hell yesterday. the bears are you.
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: So Bessent will now artificially suppress yields and oil at the same time. This economy is so cooked jesus christ.
[+7] u/MartianInvestor: Omg this is criminal…they’re going to slaughter the bulls before 10am and free fall
[+7] u/bertacle: Yesterday: - 11%
Today: + 1,2%
WSB: Yeahhh bears are fucked
[+7] u/dabblesest: Hello Mr market can we open please I would like to count my new money
[+7] u/Iamshaydon: Somebody bought $30k of MRNA $70 calls at 3:58pm yesterday. It's $30 million right now 💀
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: # AAPL REBOUNDING AND YOU REGARDS ARE BUYING PUTS ON IT?? LMAO
[+7] u/themourningpoet: So my puts get wrecked and my calls also get wrecked. This is great guys I'm having a lot of fun
[+7] u/OffTheRecord4872: Tech Leaders and Crypto guys at White House in hour. Announcement?
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: So where's fat fuck talking, give me a link
[+7] u/Supertainment: fat fuck is always late to the podium, how many diapers does that fucker go through in a day?
[+7] u/shxwn: LOL he gathered ALL the grifters
[+7] u/Full-port-asts: Why didn’t I just sell
[+7] u/ja-wick007: just had to correct claude and let it know that spacex is now a public company. sigh
[+7] u/SignificantRip8239: i had an amazing dream that i was holding moderna calls. woke up and saw its still GOOG
depression
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Nbis green in 30 minutes the news is more so clarity about the future rather than a dilution event.
[+7] u/Turd_burglar76: All you apes going to pile into Moderna only for it to dump.
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: monke want money back
[+7] u/JudgmentCharming355: MRNA found a cure for cancer before Open AI
[+7] u/studermd: Sir, this man just threw up on my shoes
Grown man can’t handle a fireball shot at 8am
[+7] u/Affectionate-Idea690: # US yields fall after Treasury buyback announcement
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: I dont think people are quite grasping what this means. The dollar is about to become complete shit and stocks are going to fucking double.
[+7] u/Samjabr: So, all the government has to do is buy back more debt and rates drop. Sweet.
Clearly there are no downsides to this. Let's do it every other day!
[+7] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: this shit going to completely fade before open? lol
[+7] u/Haikoe: Algos think that the fed buying bonds at 5% is bullish?!?
Loooool
[+7] u/j_b_1983: Why did we freak out yesterday? Just because we hadn't in awhile?
[+7] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Premarket fakeout pump?
[+7] u/vermilli21: # I would suck a dick for insider info
[+7] u/TheMineInventer: SPY to 800 would my calls make shit golden coins
[+7] u/ClaytonKershaw22: Most predictable opening rug lol
[+7] u/isospeedrix: Alright who had MRNA calls show your 50000% gains
[+7] u/ismebbb: I just got so rugpulled it's not even funny
[+7] u/Resident_Plum5581: July scam market has returned.
[+7] u/TopDesigner6211: Wth is happening to this bipolar ass fuckass market
[+7] u/andytobbles: V shaped recovery on semis incoming
[+7] u/Pale-Loss7806: Can spy fucking do something.. it’s been flat past 2 weeks I just wanna make a trade man
[+7] u/outoftownMD: $200 lotto of 8/21 $80c MRNA = 1.2M dollars …
Wow
[+7] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: The year is 2031. QQQ is at 715, SPY is 2000
[+7] u/jasperCrow: Gotta admit - it’s an interesting time to be alive to see the waning of the American empire.
[+7] u/QueenAlicat: Spy has been the most boring shit since it blew up 5%.
[+7] u/traderbusto: Five people on the planet who were holding MRNA leaps are retiring today
[+7] u/soapchewer2: Poor Elon 😭 no one believes him when he says he’s weeks away from alien fighting robots in space to protect his bridge from earth to mars 😔😔😔
[+7] u/WSBNon-Believer: I made 3 months salary in 1 day, about to buy back in at the top full margin
[+7] u/Harp-Note: Guys, I have terrible news to share. I'm starting to put money into VOO 😔
[+7] u/andytobbles: BITCOIN CAME IN THIS BITCH ABOUT HIS MF BREAD
[+7] u/ercanbas: Spy is a cancer even Moderna can’t cure.
[+7] u/Cosmorto: SPY stops its run the second I get in...
[+7] u/No_Presentation9490: WHY IS WALL STREET TIMING THE MARKET SOMEONE EMAIL THEM THAT TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET
[+7] u/bemeda: Spy going back to 780 end of day or 750. Or it just sits there at 770. No one knows.
[+7] u/ZeroSumTruths: I mean we might as well increase inflation target to 5% and call it a day
[+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: So the debt buyback is just him taking out new debt to buy old debt. I don’t get it.
[+7] u/Brilliant_Object_847: I’m starting to think 🥭 lied when he said the peace deal was a day away, three weeks ago.
[+7] u/MooseyGoosey69: Google you are the biggest piece of shit I've seen
[+7] u/Sick0h: Holy shit, the government just gave me a fantastic idea. I just need to take out increasingly larger and higher interest rate loans every 5 years. I use the new to pay off the old, and slowly build up an immense debt that could never be repaid, but it just disappears when I die.
The fuck you mean that’s not allowed?
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: Give me all the MRNA vaccines now!
[+7] u/AirmanLarry: “Wow I hope it’s not Over” I say as I clock into the It’s Over Factory (my port)
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: There is no FED meeting today you fucking RETARDS. God damn same thing every time
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fed minute 📉📉📈📉📈📈📉📉📈📉🚨
[+7] u/MarginCalledManager: call buyers LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: My port is taking one hit after another, much like unrelated Belgian techno anthem, *Pump Up The Jam*.
[+7] u/yourgirl696969: MU’s ceo needs to tell Cramer tomorrow night that he cured memory cancer
[+7] u/Bravadette: Oh my god theyre actually fighting about market manipulation this is insane... guys did we die ???
[+7] u/JackfruitCapital4132: Power hour is the only thing that can save me today
[+7] u/IndependentUsual7444: Extremely bearish is here
[+7] u/SteakEater137: Market constantly feels like it's on life support in need of any bullshit pump possible, and yet youre fucked by not playing because inflation will crush your cash. Meanwhile even defensive picks like oil or consumer goods can get obliterated in a second by a toilet shitpost that dictates tariffs or foreign policy.
Mango created the most perfect unsafe market possible, honestly kind of impressive.
[+7] u/Myrajes: They would devalue the dollar 50% just to get spy up 10% oh wait…
[+7] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Why spy green now???
[+7] u/iSOBigD: How did none of you dummies see MRNA coming? Here we are hyping up all these stocks that are crashing while we could have made millions overnight
[+7] u/vermilli21: I’ve come to terms that this market is retarded
[+7] u/SeparateCommon2363: mango will pump market, midterm econ needs to be JUICED
[+7] u/dogs_and_stuff: Anyone remember when he was late to speak and then brought out the little tariff board lol
[+7] u/LostMallDoll: A crack addiction would be cheaper.
[+7] u/scarneo: Has the moron arrived to the podium?
[+7] u/shxwn: I NAMED IT AFTER MYSELF :KEK:
[+7] u/billyd1984texas: I'm looking forward to $10 gas
[+7] u/Super-Activity-4675: this guy is fucking clueless
[+7] u/Jealous-Fix5015: ORANGE I THINK SNDK CEO IS AT THE DOOR LET HIM IN
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: This retard really thinks tariffs help this country.
[+7] u/znightmaree: Wild how he comes back on the mic spewing verbal diarrhea and the market turns down again
[+7] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Shoulda cut my losses at 20% back to 40% now omgbruh
[+7] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: There is no point in buying anything because they are just going to rug you. They already own it all to sell and if they don't, they will short it.
You can't win. The only possibility is losing.
This is what a bear market is. You are in one. Welcome to the next five-eight months.
[+7] u/neverturndownagain: NEBIUS GROUP TO OFFER $4.5 BILLION OF CONVERTIBLE SENIOR NOTES
[+7] u/One-Royal-2510: I remember buying Moderna at $25 after Trump took office and was anti vaccine.
[+7] u/newmoneyking: Which one of you had MRNA calls? Are you hiring?
[+7] u/Glittering_Dig3798: MRVL is just pumping because it also starts with MR
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: You can always count on corruption boys
[+7] u/andytobbles: MRNA call holders just became millionaires off of like $100
[+7] u/AlmostAsianJim: Day 4 of nofap until $GOOGL reclaims $400. I have started seeing hallucinations.
[+7] u/MarginCalledManager: 770call buyers trapped in the first 30 seconds of trading… gonna be a fun day of shockpikachu.gif and sadness
[+7] u/Neat_Statistician741: Anyone else feel disgusted with this market
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: All AI money piling into Moderna apparently
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Correction every month is the new normal
[+7] u/banana-2139: Mu is holding strong, 10% + tomorrow.
[+7] u/ClaytonKershaw22: Delusional comments on individual stock subs where any red days are manipulation but 10%+ green days are organic LOL
[+7] u/Odd_Library_3953: Anyone else just ready to give up?
[+7] u/HolographicHeart: You're not a true retard unless you're buying calls on a stock that is up 150% today.
[+7] u/hellokittyss1: That pump cost me everything
[+7] u/alexwelson88: A company likely to create vaccine for cancer and it only up 150%? Does people don't understand if success this might be the most valuable company in the world?
[+7] u/IndependentUsual7444: I hate Bitcoin but that shit is about to run
[+7] u/Potential-Plum7187: FYI for the degens, there’s a 0% chance they’re letting the 2dte MRNA 120P print
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: I sold at broke even on meta but now it’s pumping 💔💔💔
[+7] u/sck178: I did not miss the crypto bros that have been largely silent since last October
[+7] u/daddysgirl794: PLTR is an overvalued dog, short it into the ground
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: Based on vibes tomorrow should be semis day, $SNDK +10%.
[+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Bessent needs to get off Grindr and save the economy!
[+7] u/drakilian: "How'd I lose all my hair? Oh, you know, the usual. Invested in semis in 2026"
[+7] u/shxwn: FOMC minutes dropping in 8 minutes
STRAP IN
[+7] u/codespyder: What a fake out. Breathtaking.
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Selling kisses behind the wendys
[+7] u/No_Presentation9490: the algos are trading MRNA now. partys over folks
[+7] u/kumako10: please talk good things about data centers
[+7] u/processoxifodeu: operation choke on these
[+7] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: NO FUCKING WAY I FKING BLEW MY ACCOUNT AGIAANLKGNSL,DKNGSZ
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Let’s be realistic here, even if mRNA has a cancer vaccine, retards will still not take it cause it’s a vaccine. They’ll want to fight the cancer naturally, the 🤡s
[+7] u/AZUCSGrower: If Spcx doesn’t close 145 I have to go to work tomorrow
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Alright MRNA for your next trick I need you to cure METAs cancer
[+6] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: MRNA shorts in shambles
[+6] u/ervelee: The amount of pain and suffering caused by cancer is immeasurable. Today the news of a potential vaccine with positive results could be history changing. I hope we all pause and reflect on those we have lost.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: >US TSY INCREASING SIZE OF LIQUIDITY SUPPORT BUYBACK OPERATIONS FOR LONGER-DATED NOMINAL COUPON SECURITIES
This maybe?
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: >The Treasury Department on Wednesday said it will more than double the size of its government debt repurchases, sending yields sharply lower.
I, quite frankly, can not see how printing more money could be a problem. Also I am a stock option addict.
[+6] u/Jwelz90: Has this Epstein file distraction called War really been going on 6 months already? Damn.
[+6] u/Kuroi-: They bought? Dump it.
[+6] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Well bers , back to the catering truck
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: if you bought MRNA in 2021, you would be down 90% :)
[+6] u/prezzie2728: US inflationmaxxing ftw
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: amerifats just sold off the +1% qqq candle in 10 minutes lol
[+6] u/TokiAsuma: MRNA still going up? Turns out I’m the retard for not getting in when it’s already over 100%
[+6] u/DarkR124: $772 was not on my bingo card with how things were moving last night. Goes to show inversing logic is not a bad strategy
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Every asset is going up except the ones i own
[+6] u/JusticeforDoakes: Dollar just free fallin
[+6] u/Own-Economy-6104: 🌽 📉: “Why did I ever put a cent into this shitty Ponzi scheme?”
🌽📈 : “Why is only 5% of my port in BTC??”
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: It’s so funny how the face of bitcoin is a conman whose company got nuked -99% in the dotcom bubble and is negative on his bitcoin investment. Truly the perfect leader for crypto bros.
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: Canadian tariffs mattered for about two hours.
[+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: # FED: several participants favored rate hike at July meeting
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: these mfers dumped memory today just so they could buy in right before this meeting smfh
[+6] u/taconomtaco: all the charts look like absolute dog shit being pumped and dumped. gaps everywhere, nothing holds its gains for long either
[+6] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: You ever feel like you should sell but you don’t want to because you didn’t break even yet and then you watch the value plummet over the next two days?
[+6] u/Jealous-Fix5015: HE SAID COINBASE HOLYYY
[+6] u/Dakhnas: no more crypto pls, say AI/memory instead
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: This retard doesnt understand inflation
[+6] u/onDetop: everyone rich off MRNA and crypto, and my stupid ass here bought the mu dip
[+6] u/liquidtv78: everythink i touch instantly dumps 10% this is so fucking great
[+6] u/A55BAG: MRNA casually up +70% in pre-market 🤣
Shorts got creamed
[+6] u/Suspicious-Composer8: Memory pump about to return
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Man I went heavy on MRNA when we all thought we were getting hanta, sold it at a loss all pissed off last month, now I’m extra pissed.
[+6] u/Dectane12345: Trading is easy .. you just need insider information
[+6] u/solidsneeze: you people getting in on MRNA now is like trying to give your number to Margo Robbie while she's on the red carpet
[+6] u/Snoo-90587: Puts and called are fuckedgot it
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: That MRNA interview was crazy bullish. CEO was shaking as he talked about the next step is applying the process to all cancers... The pause was one of those moments I'll remember as possibly life changing event
[+6] u/FartHowler: If you've never touched MRNA before, do yourself a favor and get shares and not calls so you can at least hold until next time it spikes in 3 years.
[+6] u/taconomtaco: treasury shows it’ll backstop the shit outta this market pump itttttt
[+6] u/ieatbreqd: the reset on this market is going to be so painful
[+6] u/Spezalt4: So glad we are prioritizing the well being of asset owning boomers yet again
[+6] u/Trumps_Moist_Toenail: WHERE TAKING ON WATER
[+6] u/Kobe_Fan: I give it two days before yields are even worse than before this QE attempt
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Someone here probably full ported MRNA calls, and is about to be rich. Show yourself 👀 Don't worry, this is a safe space, the SEC can't get you
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: #GOLD GANG CHECKING IN 🎗🥇🎗
[+6] u/Taj208: How funny is it going to be when SPY still closes lower today
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Freak the fuck out and buy everything at open
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Two double whammies today for the sad bears and scared cash gang crew. This is why you stay invested.
1) US Treasury is increasing the size of liquidity support buyback operations. 10yr collapsing.
2) CNN is reporting that Iran is losing strategic control of the straight and that much more oil is flowing than private tracking is aware of
[+6] u/HolographicHeart: MRNA curing skin cancer, Big Sunblock in shambles
[+6] u/Diguojigood: I expect some profit taking at open, will scoop some when it dips.
Calls
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Fuck its bro. Full port then back to bed
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Dont think
Just debase
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: shorting the fuck out of mrna at open idc
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Man this admin is playing with fire. Ameripoors will be speaking Chinese soon.
[+6] u/caliwillbemine: This admin is setting up for the LBO of the USA by doing a pre-emptive PE raider operation on the taxpayer who’s already broke just to pump the market .3%. Fucking wild.
[+6] u/thrillho145: The stock market went to shit when spacex went public
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: I. I ALONE. I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF BLEEDING MONEY DAILY.
[+6] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: this shit is untradable
[+6] u/regardus_maximus: lmfao the only stock youre allowed to buy today is META
[+6] u/Aggravating_Mix_5737: As a europoor. The dollar getting raped is not what the doctor ordered
[+6] u/Harp-Note: A single MRNA 80c would've been a 6200 bagger.
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: Is there a vaccine that will make my port stop losing money?
[+6] u/tenfthigher: Who’s brave enough for MRNA puts
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: Sometimes you just have to laugh at how retarded and unfortunate your life is
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: It's this simple...bond market in trouble, it get bailed out by Donaldino Pumperino. Never in the history of the USofA has their been a prez so focused on money, and the stock market....this shit goes up until at least 2028
[+6] u/Purple-Cheetah-5691: Did they cure regardation
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: Kann ich Peacedeal haben bitte?
[+6] u/ieatbreqd: Fucked my bear ass so hard today I turned back to a bull ig
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: Can MRNA cure ugly and poor?ask for a friend.
[+6] u/mousepop321: Why’s crypto mooning
[+6] u/Burger_Gouger: I didn’t even have mrna on my bingo card so not even mad about missing it
Back into buying and getting raped by space stocks I go
[+6] u/Enjzey: 🥭speaking, prepare for spy +2%
[+6] u/xInfinity962: I'm so fucking sick of this administration man
[+6] u/Micahftww: So SPY just can't have nice things, eh?
[+6] u/ayopapiz: Im only down 94.29% all time
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Crapto bros getting blue balls again, a tale as old as time lmaoooo
[+6] u/RisingSerpent222: Damn I’m a failure at trading
[+6] u/ReasonableArcher2030: just finished beer 10 of 31. 31 still feels a long ways away but I am feeling ok. It's not quite noon yet but I think I might actually walk to my local grocery store for food. I will take a picture and update you all on my progress throughout the day. Overall I currently feel in high spirits that I will accomplish this goal for the day but on beer 10 I noticed that I started listening to music and replaying old memories or fantasies of good deeds I have done or will do in the future which to me is a sign that the alcohol is starting to take effect. I hope I don't splurge on junk food when I am at the store but who knows. I just need to brush my teeth and put on some cologne so I don't look like a compelete degenerate.
[+6] u/FunkyGrowMan: Lost my old man to Cancer back in January. Went full tilt and lost 6 figures in a day thereafter. Ngl not having a good time today y'all.
[+6] u/Full_Cash6140: seeing TSLA up pisses me off so much. It's just incentivizing more retardedness in the future. It's terrible for society
[+6] u/liftacules: Crazy how you can be up 12,000 in 3 months and find your way back zero in a day….
[+6] u/saw-it: what is spy even doing
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU looks like it wants to go up 10%
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #This was easy to predict LMAO🤌
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: If I kept my MRNA leaps I’d be jorking it so hard right now. But alas, I didn’t. And therefore, I shall less vigorously jork it
[+6] u/taconomtaco: look at them fucking me both ways
[+6] u/cryptohorn: It's pretty cruel when your options are so illiquid it shows a big gain but it's not real 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
[+6] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: WHY IS EGERYONE MAKING MONEY IM DOWN 15% TDY
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Wsb could never survive a real rugpull
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Anyone working on a cure for retardation?
[+6] u/PushAble2463: I have now been poor for about 10 hours, it’s been pretty easy tbh
[+6] u/PushAble2463: I really should’ve diversified my port into 100 % Moderna as of yesterday
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: A fake ceasefire would be really good at this time
[+6] u/ArtFickle541: Load up on calls before meeting its gonna pamp
[+6] u/Prize_Box_4762: I love when people think reading this fed notes actually help with anything lmao
[+6] u/Ok-Regular-9413: -10k USD TODAY PLS 772 ODTE Call turn around
[+6] u/ddrsdght: I just ate 2 chipotle burritos in one sitting. God I’m a piece of shit
[+6] u/KundaliniVibes: My last 200 trades have gone the exact same way. I buy, by the time I check it 5 seconds later it’s down 10-20%. Literally every fucking time.
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: The literal second I buy calls SPY reverses, who the fuck is watching me 😭
[+6] u/FartPolluter: AI and its financialisation has absolutely screwed the Fed. They basically need to raise the rate to stop every idiot from building data centers on leverage but the real economy need rate cuts
[+6] u/Low-Success-9920: bro just dropped f bomb on cnbc
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: It's like market makers don't even care if I lose money.
[+6] u/AwakenedBeast616: I hope every single person involved in pinning this market **every single fucking day** gets incurable anxiety
[+6] u/Deep-Preference: Mango is late buying 0DTE calls in tech companies he's gonna pump
[+6] u/SteakEater137: Donny has broken the oil market so thoroughly that it dumps prior to him speaking just in fear that he might possibly tell a "peace talks going well" lie
[+6] u/Bravadette: 🥭 theta'ing his own calls is cyclosporan behavior
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Quick fat loser, to the podium
[+6] u/Leading_Form_8485: Ahh the child fucker is talking
[+6] u/Wild_Meeting_9650: Trump's insiders requested more time to sell before he starts
[+6] u/birdingsince88: Need 🥭 talking points , I’d rather fellate a curling iron than listen to this fuck
[+6] u/SteakEater137: My favorite part of Trump speeches are setting random extreme buy and sell orders because you know the algos love him and have aneurisms at anything he says, even if its pure bullshit and gets reversed within seconds.
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Is 🥭 really gonna pump DJT right now
[+6] u/Commercial_Sound1448: Surely this starts at the top of the hour, right?
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Im going to take a nap, hope he chokes on a cock
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: Hey, I heard SNDK is developing a cure for cancer that also gives you a full head of hair, clear complexion, and another five inches. You know where.
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: I miss the days where spy dropped like $100 because marked priced in a 10% tariff but he came out and was like 150% tariffs 😭😭😭
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Were watching a pdf btw
[+6] u/AllTimeTy: are the winklevosses those facebook cucks
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Fuck all these slimeballs
[+6] u/KapoMusic: They really pinned this shit
[+6] u/Supertainment: market looking like it's about to slip into hell
[+6] u/dogs_and_stuff: Boomers retiring and selling their stocks in record numbers. Cashing out at ATH and causing one last recession is so on brand. I can’t even hate the master class they put on when it comes to fucking
[+6] u/Infamous_Ad3866: I guess when you actually cured cancer unlike those memes you go up 100% a day wtf
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: Pump pump it up pump pump it up-Joe budden or Biden idk
[+6] u/Substantial_Monk8440: CANCER IS NOW CURED PAMP IIIT
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: zuck filling out the chapter 7 paperwork
[+6] u/Future_Hyena2562: Gains just got cut in half from open
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Good god the bounciness of MU is enough to give one a stroke
[+6] u/Annual_Bat2230: please say MU :cry: :pepetrump:
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: PLEASE tell me someone in here is somehow holding Moderna calls
[+6] u/elcasar: When is Wendy's gonna cure cancer???
[+6] u/memoryisntram: I have access to Truth Social Early Access Plus+ and man there’s some real bangers queued up for today!
[+6] u/Goody2Shoes92: MRNA curing cancer before strait of Hormuz being opened is wild
[+6] u/SoullessGinger666: Why is everything mooning? An extra 2B in bond buybacks surely isn't the cause?
[+6] u/noahmfs: Fucking untradable they use any trick to pump and dump
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: We are green because the Treasury admitted our debt is complete dog shit lmao
[+6] u/rdblaw: If we just put 3k on mrna calls we’d be retired
[+6] u/cyanberrymuffin: Bessent is intervening in the bond market. I’m not putting money on it but my bet is that yields continue to climb. This intervention is such a small amount compared to the size of the bond market and the drop in yields really seems like a reaction to a headlines not a belief in sustained government intervention. Plus when policy makers intervene, to me it serves as confirmation that yeah things are not looking good
[+6] u/triggaparty: Modena straight to fucking $200
[+6] u/New_Ad_1682: I'll tell you this, I'm never going to South Korea.
[+6] u/Tank045: Entire Nasdaq ripping
Nvidia: “lol fuck you”
[+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: So, in an hour and 30 minutes lmao
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: LOL 🥭 JUST SAID "GO BUY A SANDISK, WE'RE SENDING THAT SHIT TO 3000"
[+6] u/widerdog: that was a good run mrna, now go back to your actual value of $35
[+6] u/Bitter_griffin-24: This NVDA thing might be a bad idea
[+6] u/EntertainerThis8499: Fuck cancer. Bring in the shrek dildo
[+6] u/Turd_burglar76: Hahaha 🥭 is such a pussy. The guy can’t take the market dropping so he tries to 🌮 with Canada. It won’t last.
[+6] u/RenaissanceWmn1: Excuse me. We are pumping MU today not dumping. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+6] u/Apple2o: You are not maxed out on leverage unless your credit cards are full of gold and silver too
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: up 3k to down 4k, all in 45min. nice.
[+6] u/iamjt: Ok fuck. I should have sold instead of going to take a shit at 9
[+6] u/Unhedged-Fund: Bloomberg talking about WSB and a "gambling generation" 🤣
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: $1000 in MRNA 2dte 70c yesterday are worth $1M today
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Bro a 22 dollar call turned to 8k on Moderna bro that’s what I spend on cigs 😭😭😭 which lucky bastard had them?
[+6] u/Queasy_Soil9646: All Bag7 green except NVDA, nice MMs
[+6] u/daviper87: # Once this dump is done, the ai bubble will take it down below 0
[+6] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: MU why don’t you come up and see me sometime, why don’t you come up to my hotel room
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: Nvda just gonna go sideways until earnings huh
[+6] u/Theleniel: What a day for 0DTEs.
[+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: SpaceX p/e ratio is -361x. Is that considered good ?
[+6] u/liquidtv78: the FOMC minutes get posted on truth social first or something? wtf is going on
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: Market is just one big fkimg scam
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Ngga fuck crypto fr pump MU
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: FOR GODS SAKE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT STOCK IS GONNA HAVE ITS MRNA MOMENT TOMORROW? U HAVE 40 MINS.
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Trading memory is literally straight up gambling lol
[+6] u/OkBeginning9576: NOOOOOOOOO
MY PUUUUUUUUUUUTTTS
[+6] u/bachmchvzw: tell the class what you did
[+6] u/Similar-Beyond4062: How did I lose money on calls and puts today
[+6] u/stock_dude9: This is either close to a bottom, or we are going to collapse thru major levels tomorrow
[+6] u/znightmaree: Just say the words bro. “Go out and buy a SanDisk 👐 :pepetrump:”
[+6] u/FunkyGrowMan: Y'all remember the last time the bond market was in shambles because of the global tariffs and mf just tweeted "BE COOL!" like he had just seen pulp fiction? Good times man
[+6] u/znightmaree: This is either going to be a massive power hour or a horrific sour hour the second this dude starts blabbering.
[+6] u/remilk123: Why are they talking like the U.S. and the global economy will switch to crypto instead of the petrodollar starting tomorrow? Crypto namba wan???
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: \> Cathie Wood is steering clear of memory stocks as the AI boom drives demand for high-bandwidth memory (HBM), betting instead that technologies from Cerebras Systems (CBRS) and Groq can reduce the industry's dependence on the costly chips.
memory bols are safe
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Great, can we go back to pumping for 4 weeks , please and thankyou
[+6] u/hylian_prince: wen vaccine for male pattern baldness?
[+6] u/trsx5: I was down 70k at one point today, and im up 1k total. My head hurts
[+6] u/lSazedl: Mango believes that making people wait for him is a power move. Its why hes late for almost every single thing
[+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Trump just announced he’s returning to the gold standard and he’s withdrawing military support of Israel! Holy shit!
(nothing ever happens)
[+6] u/Supertainment: giant volume, no movement... exciting times lol
[+6] u/chafingNip: Bought a shit tun of puts at $20 each. They dropped almost instantly to $10. Grabbed my balls and doubled down more puts at $10. Immediately jumps to $35 each. Sold. Withdrew.
[+6] u/Dakhnas: can he also say memory pls
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: SNDK at +/- 5% is essentially flat
[+5] u/CULT_OF_BOG: MRNA is about to cure cancer or at least greatly inhibit it
[+5] u/Broken_leo: My $MRNA are gonna print ... Lolz I joke ... I'm holding $MU $960 calls 🤡🤡
[+5] u/Hodgey91: This is gon drop like a mf at open
[+5] u/isospeedrix: MRNA WTF my fkin god I sold that shit at 30 to buy smci at 30
[+5] u/HolographicHeart: Those 10 shares of Moderna I own are really earning their keep today!
[+5] u/FartPolluter: This set up isn't bullish. It's permabol memory spasms, not a narrative. Ironic really that a nostalgic praying for the heady days of Korean margin and Leopold Assbringer.
We could be reaching the show me the money part of the cycle. Only real bol hope is TINA
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Did you guys know you can sell every day now and dont have to hold overnight praying that it opens up or down
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: we had loss porn and gain porn, now we have inflation porn. There’s a bunch of funny memes, you should google it
[+5] u/Spy300: Modern also said their covid vaccine was 99% effective. It wasn't at all.
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: I should write a book called "everything I touch is fucking garbage"
[+5] u/shxwn: i made 1.7m in a trade last night, then i woke up in the morning and it was a dream 😭
[+5] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Losing my ass on Meta puts, got to greedy
[+5] u/Broadwaybizzy: Chat GPT told me about Moderna last week 😭
[+5] u/traderbusto: “Our economy is strong!,” he yelled, easing quantitatively.
[+5] u/JaxIsBadDontPick__: Cancer is cured? Calls on Marlboro stock Smoke up Johny $MO
[+5] u/Fiddli: I was begging people to buy NFLX yesterday. It will be $94 by end of month, PLEASE just buy some calls and make some money.
[+5] u/xInfinity962: Die SPY die.
Your morning pump was bullshit anyway.
[+5] u/legible_print: Gotta say: it’s gonna be interesting to see how anti-vaxxers talk themselves out of a cancer cure on this one
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Oh wow just looked in the mirror , my nose is all brown due to brown nosing Michael Saylor for the past four hours
[+5] u/Anameisheere: What I learned today is that stocks that will actually moon are never mentioned in this sub (MRNA) and instead we get things like HTZ
[+5] u/Cool-Run-245: Moderna wtf I ain’t never seen 700k% option gains
[+5] u/vulcanred: 20 dollar gas 15k gold 150k bitcoin lets gooooo
[+5] u/thebobitt: Made 2.8k in the morning, sold and said I wouldn't get back in, lost 1.3k doing 0dtes, now I've REALLY stopped trading. Overall $1.5k gain
[+5] u/Aggravating_Map_4890: Mariners got beat 22-0 lmaoooo
[+5] u/cow_grass: Can we dump for real now or?
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Today could've been three rounds of Russian Roulette.
[+5] u/FlyOk8199: please just say MU is the greatest thing to ever ever ever exist
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: The douche levels in that room have to be suffocating
[+5] u/Both-Employee-5874: trump js spamming cryptocoin names
[+5] u/jda823: Oh shit. Ai stands for artificial intelligence? This changes everything
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Rddt...destroys earnings and raises...sp500 inclusion...market: we don't care take it lower
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: So glad I sold that shitco reddit after the pop. Absolute dog shit stock
[+5] u/saw-it: What did that dumb fuck say now
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: A fucking disasterclass of a press conference.
It would be great to have a president who either understood interest rates or understood that he doesn’t understand interest rates.
Instead we have whatever the fuck this is.
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: did moderna actually cure cancer?
[+5] u/e30jawn: Cancer is cured boys time to drop all regulations on cancer causing chemicals to get the cancer cure gravy train flowing. (Probably whats going to happen in our fucked up timeline)
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: SLS GONNA HAVE ITS MRNA MOMMENT
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Market starting to pump everyone thank Moderna
[+5] u/miata_only: With cancer cured immortality should be fairly bullish for consumer staples and discretionary, you guys
[+5] u/Your-Programmer: why are treasury yields dropping
[+5] u/plumpypenguin: imagine being a pajamatard and selling SKHY at the bottom at $150 last night
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: $66 MRNA weekly calls will be 100x if this price holds
Bro wtf 😭
[+5] u/Goldpeaches32: Just know there’s someone who put all there money in puts for today
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Interesting, they pumped the pre-, now lines are going straight down. Haven't seen this since at least last week
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: premarket was indeed fake and gay
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: We all could’ve retired on mRNA
[+5] u/Buydipstothemoon: I almost bought the MRNA top. Finally I did something that saved me money
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: does he pump polymarket fk this
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Rotation from data centres to Moderna lmao
[+5] u/claytondpark: mRNA 8/21 $100c closed at $0.03 y'day 😂
[+5] u/docgummibear: I’ve got 50 MRNA 8/21 80c at an average of $0.05. $250 cost basis could go to $250k if this holds up at open
[+5] u/Primary_Ad2370: I grabbed dram calls at close yesterday.
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Gold just needs a rate cut to go to $6k now
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: if everything is so good, why does it suck so bad
[+5] u/Samjabr: What did I miss? The bond buyback - is that it?
[+5] u/Haikoe: Fed providing exit liq on long dated bonds, get out while i can lmaoooooo
[+5] u/BlueBerryDaJuiceMan1: I’m still unvaxxed btw
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: They're juicing the market before the midterms w/ inc purchases of long dated bonds
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Not sure if there is anything left to liquidate my 760 puts
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Wtf is happening?
Why dump now after pumping pre market, you nutjobs?
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[+5] u/BermudopeHighangle: Even if Moderna cures cancer, the stock will tank if I buy
[+5] u/patmccock86: Bessent played himself. This move reeks of desperation. Market already flaccid and about to tank hard
[+5] u/XstraCrispy: Traders Premarket: “Damn I should’ve bought the memory dip”
\*memory dips
Traders: “yeah I ain’t buying that lmao”
[+5] u/poozyfloor: MRNA was 400 at covid peak. Long way to go still.
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Who bought puts in mRNA lmao
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: spy pumping without nvda???? can it be??
[+5] u/shxwn: ok fine SPY, go close that gap from 2 days ago, then you can freefall after
(anyway, things get spicy in 3 hours)
[+5] u/jeffynihao: Holy shit I was going to make a joke about MRNA curing cancer but literally
[+5] u/ramy_mousa: hilarious would it be if the market is actually rotating to corn
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: This is the most retardedly random rotation at least this week
[+5] u/hv876: GOOGL owns MRVL. Buffett owns GOOGL. So Buffett owns MRVL. Buy calls you say?
[+5] u/Powerful_Mission_655: What a reject on spy
[+5] u/spaghetticode94: guys i have bought moderna now
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #I'll laugh so hard if we close red LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Moderna community subreddit is going to be so much fun
[+5] u/stuff_happens_again: Could CNBC please not use a photo of Bessent that screams 'Please assault me any way you would like'
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: call buyers really thought they had something for about 8 minutes today. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: It's skin cancer. This could be the most profitable treatment. Rich people in Florida will pay top dollar for this.
[+5] u/Roidsandinsecurity: It's gotta be weird to be a US oil producer rn. Billions of dollars a year in subsidies but your product is also getting short sold by the govt.
[+5] u/samanthano: Buyers fiercely defending 769 but any movement up gets slapped right the fuck back down.
[+5] u/ShittyBidet123: i see MRNA calls at 700,000% today. there’s no way anyone made 7 mil from 1k
[+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: there was no interest nobody was able to buy contracts for $1
[+5] u/AZUCSGrower: Inversing me today would have made millionaires
[+5] u/Curious-Tap8312: The only way I get saved is if this guy pumps it up to 772 in one candle
[+5] u/According-Essay-4973: Why the fuck didn't you morons tell me about moderna
[+5] u/xeemyy: MRNA baggies bought at the top already and try to lift their bags LMFAO
“Lots of room to grow!”
“Wow, buy now or regret it later!”
“We all become rich 🚀”
“Moderna to 1000$”
LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: aw man, I am retarded.
As predicted, the one time I hold my puts overnight (because I usually sell way too early and miss a ton of profit), we go back up in premarket
[+5] u/davidbigham: Honestly curing cancer should pump your company to $5T.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Forcing yields down was a great corrupted move and I didn’t expect anything less
God bless the U.S stock market
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: lol MRNA calls up 400,000%
[+5] u/Busy_Dingo_5744: Anyone caught a 3000x from MRNA calls?
[+5] u/TheFutureIsAFriend: With Moderna up I'm so glad I dumped my port two weeks ago....
(Unglad)
[+5] u/iamjt: The new printer is shit. Can we bring back the one from 6 years ago
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: Scott Bessent really said we’re buying because there’s demand from market participants…
We may never see this level of stupidity again 😂
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: Days like today and yesterday are solid reminders that I do not know what the fuck I am doing.
[+5] u/ClaytonKershaw22: Time for RDDT to apply for S&P 500 exclusion
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: I’ll be spending the next 12 hours bashing my head against a wall for not buying MRNA when the news broke if anyone needs me
[+5] u/Candid-Elk6135: tech is so manipulated
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Im in a team meeting right now and my Director and VP have said probably every buzzword you can say related to AI and I want to puke.
Need my AI stonk plays to work out so I can quit....
[+5] u/Moist_Bar_7848: this market is so manipulated my god
[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Say what you want but crypto bros are eating well today so far. Congrats to them.
[+5] u/vandammes: I HOPE YOU ALL BOUGHT THAT AVGO DIP
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: Oil is stored in the balls
[+5] u/codespyder: Bought 773Cs at the top and 767Ps at the bottom. My timing is impeccable
[+5] u/Less_Cauliflower4953: You don’t lose when you don’t sell
[+5] u/Ecodriverz: Nice $2 pump on 50k volume on spy
[+5] u/DarkR124: This SPY action is free money lmao, gains are small (around 20-40%) but who cares.
Goes to $771? Buy $769p. Goes back down to $770ish? Buy $772c. Done it 4 times now.
[+5] u/LogisticsGod: Can you believe you could've turned $125 into $1MM with MRNA today. Fucking wild. I need to be an insider at a biotech/pharma company.
[+5] u/natebro142: Memory and semis are dead… until tomorrow
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: that was an insane rape candle twtffff how do the MM do it its insane
[+5] u/RisingSerpent222: Fuck nuked my account today. I’m such a failure
[+5] u/ercanbas: Just collapse this market already
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: there's still time to full port into 0DTE 770 calls so that you completely blow up your entire gambling account
[+5] u/WillTheGreat: He really milking his time to wait for the market to close
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: This is why I'm glad I'm diversified and hold both: Marvell (2% of portfolio) & Broadcom (4%)
It's so easy for hyperscalers to choose who they want for a custom ASIC program.
[+5] u/Key_Journalist_3698: Man i been sucking that chode called Moderna for ages now. A real big fat one. Just stinking up my books. A real piece of crap if you know what i mean. Well not today suckers. Its a good day to be a Moderna owner. Shove it chouder head
[+5] u/DrSeuss1020: I better not see some dumb shit like people posting some dumb shit like they knew about MRNA
[+5] u/MiddleAgedSponger: Wait til people find out that MRNA news isn't that they think it is.
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Haha you stupid bers
[+5] u/pain474: made 100 bucks, lost out on 3k in 10 minutes
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: I don't fucking like this market at all
[+5] u/Pikklehead: why didnt we all have mrna calls?
[+5] u/snifflingmoon: massive bull trap before fed minutes, this shit ending red tonight
[+5] u/clockwork5ive: End of day by eod.
This is not financial advice.
[+5] u/rygypi: back to pumping. grass is green
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Antidepressants got my boaner deboned
[+5] u/RisingSerpent222: Who here has thought about quitting trading?
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Bears have anger issues
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: 770 call regards wishing they could go back in time 1.5 hours
[+5] u/AlpacaDream7: Takes a cancer cure for r/valueinvesting to make money
[+5] u/Low-Success-9920: trump placing his call orders real quick
[+5] u/tomtaietot: WHO the fuck cares about cripto ?
[+5] u/Full-port-asts: When do I get my money back
[+5] u/FlyOk8199: can these retards move away from crypto
[+5] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: Also, Trump is falling asleep standing up
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: if youre gonna short moderna dont do it today LMAO
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: oh yes ease me. ease me *quantitatively*
[+5] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: 800c 8/31 may indeed pay off…send me an angel
[+5] u/XstraCrispy: You know this sub is regarded when Google announces it will take a 6.7% stake in MRVL but the chat thinks it’s because traders are confusing it with MRNA lmao
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: 🥭 loves inflation, he told you himself
[+5] u/azkxv: Fuck RDDT, I’m out, putting it all on semiconductors curing cancer
[+5] u/KaleidoscopeNo828: Is anyone as good as me of picking the worst time to buy stock which is collapsing right away?!
[+5] u/hayleybts: Oil just going up in last 15 mins to bring spy down lmao
[+5] u/darkspherei: this rally is fake af, puts are free money here
[+5] u/guccioli: Situation Awareness is without a doubt the gayest name of all time. I think “The Cocksuckers” would be less gay
[+5] u/Straight_Ad_87: Pretty shit pretty sure I was just someone’s exit liquidity on MRNA. But hey if it hits 170 by EOD I’ll be good to go.
[+5] u/Peeeeech: Bond intervention and all they could conjure was 90-minutes bull market
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: RELEASE GTA 6 YOU CRAZY FUCKING BASTARDS
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: The amount of customers I have who are completely and totally baffled by their bills is too damn high.
[+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: is mango going to speak soon
[+5] u/BrokenStonks: He's a piece of shit
[+5] u/MothmanAbove: can mango please talk and bump spy by .05 perceent
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Mango just shilling his bags 😂
[+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: "strongest market in the world" have they not seen KOSPI ?????
[+5] u/patelchief90: i haven’t made money in over month constant loss. watching MRNA MOVE just makes you feel like shit. happy for people that made money but man i wish it was me
[+5] u/vermilli21: # So just like NKE, TGT added the tariff refund to their EPS? LMAO WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
[+5] u/LegitimateShameHands: NBIS going to have a -20%. Announcing convertible notes in this market environment lmao
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: RDDT back to where it was pre S&P inclusion 😑😑
[+5] u/thebobitt: The bond buyback just saved my calls ass
[+5] u/SavorySushi88: Can someone explain this buyback news in terms I can understand? I’m stoopid
[+5] u/spartans0454: Sold Moderna +128% today I refuse to be greedy and get fucked
[+5] u/aupperk24: no fucking way it bounces up as soon as I sold my calls at the bottom
[+5] u/bearhunter429: # SPY ripping but most stocks drillin LMAO🤌
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: I have a 130k loan on volatile stocks
[+6] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: Sooo 775 today right?
[+6] u/sadscully: MRNA stop dumping you have cancer to solve :hmmm:
[+6] u/Moxisxsx: Can Moderna release a drug that can cure my ass of this horrid stench
[+6] u/smokeyjoe0612: holy shit leather jacket man was right, next 1T company
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Even fucking TSLA is green, but GOOGL cant even touch it. Pathetic piece of shit.
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Sorry to those who bought nbis at premarket
[+5] u/dpatel211: If you’re wondering why SPY is up, yes I did grab some puts. You’re welcome.
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: What happened to AVGO?
[+5] u/Incognadeau: Truth social post should be coming in 15 according to the shrek
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: I'm gonna be a 🌈🐻 today
[+5] u/NotMe357: Lets be silent for 5mins for all those stupid bulls that buy at the top in pre-market today.
Oh fuck who cares let's dance! 💃 🕺
[+5] u/Jbuds09: Are we getting rugged at open?
[+5] u/DealerOk4741: Mango dedication to pumping the market is relentless lmao
[+5] u/Starkfault: >!bought more rklb!<
putting all your eggs in one basket makes it easier to carry around all your eggs
[+5] u/greatfool667: what the hell happened to the USD
[+5] u/Spare-Conversation12: 1$ to 400k on mRNA calls
[+5] u/slckrdmnchld: No one knows what is going on anymore…
[+5] u/Sea-Chemical-3266: Crypto bros get so excited when they see Bitcoin up 5% while they're still down 50%
[+5] u/Alcapone-1925: Let's just all admit we were wrong about the impact the minutes would have on the market today.
[+5] u/money2019m: fuck u micron from the bottom of my heart
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: WE CURED CANCER AND BERS ARE PISSED
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: wtf is this market bro
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: turn an option chain into a dart board
throw a dart
that's my next position
[+5] u/Abscondedemu: Totally buying puts on sunscreen
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Have you ever pulled undigested cooked spinach out of a baby’s ass
[+5] u/sadscully: I bought mrna at ~7am and it’s gone up like 30%
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Life is just deleting the same fuckin U2 album from showing up on your iPhone
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: No one wants the bonds so the govt has to buy its own issuance to keep rates down…. Circular debt cycle :-)
[+5] u/JaraxxusPS4: I paid off all my debt this morning. Took me until 35 to get it all down including student loans. If anyone else is going through this like I was just keep disciplined and it happens.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: GOOGL about to go back to red. What a piece of shit.
[+5] u/StockB0Y: You dummy's thought it was going to be a green day😭
[+5] u/No_Current3675: gotta be a special type retard to buy corn
[+5] u/Grandmaparty: Reminder that asts is fucking scum that lies about god damn everything.
[+5] u/vizio1989: So far we have Burry and fucking Cathy wood saying memory bad. TWO OF THE WORLDS LUCKIEST one hit wonders. If you retards still listen to them for financial advice, you will lose everything!
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: 10YR bonds have already given back half of their gains on the pop from this morning, surely nothing bad will come from this
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Imagine being 30 minutes late to a meeting IN YOUR OWN HOUSE
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: Letting my calls run and getting some lotto puts. Either way, I'm paying rent this month
[+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: Time to buy gold boys QE with 3% inflation is bat shit crazy but here we are
[+5] u/Alternative-Wash-656: should have listened to Burry
[+5] u/AlarmedPelican: RIP >!HARAMBE o7!<
[+6] u/TYC888: wow. did mrna cure cancer or something
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Watermelon seeds pass through undigested
[+6] u/WallStreetRobert: btc ready for 40k or less
[+6] u/Kongressman: Holding MRNA since $248... Sold some at $120 this morning. Come back for me.
[+6] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: jpow had better meeting minutes
[+6] u/whodey84: Bessent trying to save the market and we're at all time highs. A true regard
[+5] u/oliver2022: I just wanna get my port back to july levels and sell everything.
this fucking market pumps like a mf, fells off a cliff next day, and immediately resumes the pumping. fucks this market, fuck 🥭 and fuck zuck.
[+5] u/jroth55: Was up 150% on futures and now back to break even. I’m regarded
[+5] u/welrope: Come on guys. Btc pumps every fall and winter. Don’t be surprised.
[+5] u/Bonkers119: lmao, my dumbass thought today would be a good day.
[+5] u/HorseTanker: Guys, I think its too early for a cure for cancer. We need anti-vaxxers to do their own 15 minutes of research and tell us their thoughts
[+5] u/132438383838838383: Funny how yields dumped at 6:30am before the treasury decision was released. Bitch ass insider fucks
[+5] u/Cav829: I'm just in awe of how Bessent managed in the span of about three weeks to crash the dollar and add to an already worsening consumer crisis. Can't wait to have to pay even more now. Thanks, jackass.
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: damn btc eth and sol mooning
[+5] u/filitupagain: MRNA would like to speak to the priced-in rep
[+5] u/Kidatsfresh: H Y P E R L I Q U I D
[+5] u/JayRoo83: They done murdered my boy VIX
[+5] u/zlordbeats: im coming live from cash gang
# its like weimar republic out here fighting hyperinflation 😭
[+5] u/Ben_f157: Money printer go brrrrr
[+5] u/go-to-the-gym: Is there anything gayer than responding to someone you disagree with on an online message board with "oh sweet summer child"?
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: Guys I did it. I lost enough money that I stopped caring ever and realized stocks only go up.
This must be nirvana lol
Do whatever you wants my port will be up in a year. Tech never dies
[+5] u/Ok_Employment_192: Now that moderna has cured cancer can we please go back to smoking everywhere (bars, restaurants, airplanes, hospitals etc) as we used to do back in the days? I would really appreciate that
[+5] u/MagJack: He gonna say "things are gonna get really bad but you all worship me so you should be fine with whatever happens"
[+5] u/CompetitiveGas2744: boomer just doing victory laps now
[+5] u/Extreme_Office3650: ah they cooked some bs up again for yields what a great day
[+5] u/Historical_Cover8133: Yo, why is everything crypto related mooning?
[+5] u/mushroomdog420: Bought puts. Youre welcome everyone with calls.
[+5] u/realityfracture: What the goddamn fuck is going on
[+5] u/gigilero: just shut this shit down already. fuck
[+5] u/Marcelo1995211: Guys just don’t short or buy puts on Moderna. This thing can fly tomorrow another 20-30%. Be cautious
[+5] u/riteofpass: Hate this market for real
[+5] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Oh wow tariffs are already back off? The yes men must be seething
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: lol thanks META, microshit and google. fucking ruined my porfolio u miserable pieces of shit
[+5] u/OneTrueDweet: So are the antivaxxers going to choose cancer now?
[+5] u/ThatOtherGuy254: I love how Bitcoin is still going up, but when I buy MSTR, it magically decides to start ignoring Bitcoin and goes down.
[+5] u/Qsomez: Missed a giant opportunity. I'm always going to be broke lol
[+6] u/batheand: I feel the rug coming
[+6] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Moderna puts finally starting to gain some value
[+6] u/KevinWarshNudes: He is helping dispel stereotypes that homosexuals understand fashion
[+6] u/Loose_Hornet4126: The anti cypto army is defeated! The straight of bitcoin is open
[+6] u/Electronic_Leg_7034: BITCOIN BUILT FOR THIS. 30 YEAR BOND.
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: # My 780c for tomorrow rising from the ashes, like a Phoenix in Arizona
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Just grabbed a bunch of 760p 8/21. Already feel like it was a mistake lol
[+5] u/ez399017: The market really wasn’t pricing in NBIS dilution? Fml
[+5] u/throwaway78907890123: Well played Citadel.. bought Leopolds bag and dumped on retail
[+5] u/Kiddetective1412: Can SPY see 769 again today please. My put purchased from yesterday are bleeding
[+5] u/Double_Watch1627: Hynix is doing buybacks to delay expanding infrastructure. It's a normal greed move.
[+5] u/v0xb0x_: What are other mRNA companies that can get a sympathy pump from Moderna?
[+5] u/-OkemaN-: pre market pump crazy
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Why TF can't you guys just sit back and watch your money become worth less and less everyday like the rest of us?
[+5] u/Hellmale: I was down almost $2000 on SPY puts this morning.😂
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: Who’s buying contracts that expire on 9/11?
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: fucking robinhood legend eats up so much memory its insane
[+5] u/Legitimate-Ranger-94: If you time META right you can become a millionaire
[+5] u/micheelay: Moderna is looking into if this new treatment can be applied to other cancers. This is huge.
[+5] u/PhoKingWild: Up $1500 then chased it down to a -1600 and climbing
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: I’m going to do something bad
[+5] u/Haunting-Lobster8062: Spy back down to what it was this morning. Nice