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[+17] u/Altair82: Why the fuck is that rocket company with the revenue of a lemonade stand on the widget board and not our Lord and Savior, MU??
[+17] u/Regenbooggeit: My port is still about 40% down from ATH while SPY is already inching near it. Such is the life of a retard.
[+14] u/Necessary_Relief_126: bears are so fucken cringe, imagine being happy with peace deals being broken
[+12] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: I’m scared guys MSFT is green too
[+11] u/Few-Improvement9978: Oh baby greeeen
I didn’t know MSFT was allowed to be green when the market is green
[+11] u/stupidber: 3.4% of koreans got margin called but 100% of koreans got tasty BBQ pork
[+10] u/Independent-Bag5875: I can’t say anything to avoid jinx’ing it
[+10] u/dumbfemboiwhor: Damn this green candle turning me from long term investor into momentum trading genius
[+9] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Nbis +10% today inshallah 🙏🙏
[+9] u/volckerwasright: 43 comments after 10 mins is how u know all bers got WIPED OUT lmao
[+9] u/mneymaker: I just saw the RKLB 1year and HOLY shit. Talk about ulra hype to vanish in weeks.....
Is that the dip mother of all dips to buy?
[+9] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Bers getting Bonnie Blued today sorry guys
[+9] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Nebis and mu to the moon!!
[+8] u/Vikkio92: I am too traumatized to trust this green...
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Good luck today everyone, don't forget that happiness is more important than profits❤️
[+8] u/Ascorbinium_Romanum: Bro really started a war purely and exclusively to distract from Epstein files.
And the greatest thing?
It fucking worked cause america has TikTok attention span.
[+7] u/MyCodenameIsIan: Green premarket, so drilling at open of course.
[+7] u/mangroovesz: just need semis to go ATH again so I can breakeven 😭
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: My port is gonna be so fucking green at open as long as king retard can stfu for a few hrs
[+6] u/-sakuranbo: bers cocky in pre-market -> pump
bols cocky in pre-market -> dump
prepare accordingly
[+6] u/steglitsen: The regards yearn for the casino to open
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: When whales return after summer holidays, it will be generational wipe of bers.
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Wait wasn’t MRVL $300 not too long ago. Now it’s around $190
[+6] u/WarEaglePrime: We ain’t got enough ordinance. Calls on boomer war stocks.
[+6] u/itsme971: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: You gotta be fuckin kidding me
[+6] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: I don't want to be a gey bear anymore 😭
[+6] u/slinnyknockets: Don’t forget after a 1% premarket pump it will sell off all day.
[+5] u/massmaster66: Is MU going up today
[+5] u/ki3ran8793: Anyone else try to short oil in March thinking the war would be over in weeks? lol
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: I need a 3-5% green day
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
[+5] u/Bazzer82: It's against our human rights for the market to go down. I'm glad that the recent discrepancy has been dealt with appropriately.
[+5] u/BarryMihupinner: Bye bye bears. Bye bye oil
[+5] u/Mountain-Ad833: It's astounding that I'm down in a historic bull market. An AI bubble burst or recession would wipe me out.
[+30] u/Snoo-36555: if memory dumps today I will shit on my wifes chest
[+27] u/No-Put2311: Wait both semis and software are green? We might just be back
[+20] u/Bichael-Murry: nice pump you got there, would be a shame if something happened to it
[+18] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: The biggest mistakes I’ve made in life have been due to inaction. You are here for a limited time. Take action. Pounce on the opportunity that presents itself to you.
[+14] u/Cosmorto: I got a cash advance on my credit card, this is on top of my bank loan payments (I've only paid the interest so far). I seriously need a tenbagger today to keep on fighting
[+14] u/king_of_all_retards: Lol at people that keep holding game cock shares
[+14] u/guzzledglizzy: Just a friendly reminder to everyone here that Russia fucking blows
[+14] u/winston511: I’m so leveraged that I’m in a margin call with both my positions green
[+14] u/Skilledthunder: "Who is margin and why are they calling me"
"Freak the fuck out and sell everything"
"bul r fuk"
"ber r fuck"
There, that should cover about 90% of the comments here for the day
[+12] u/mayorolivia: A lot of punanies in this chat
[+12] u/printstreamer: Oil price crashing on no news = insider trading, calls it is
[+11] u/hv876: Ber got electrocuted.
[+11] u/NakedPatrick: As I turn bearish, can’t help but feel the start of the week is going to be an ugly bull trap
[+11] u/GrossFleshSack: Manjo says they have far more weapons and munitions than they even need, yet they are asking for 500 billion more every year for the military, and 75 billion more for the war with Iran. Whats the money for if they already have enough? Probably going in someone's pocket I imagine. That's a lot of money to steal.
[+11] u/tarcus: Yeah Friday pre looked green too. Getting the lube ready in case it's a trap.
[+11] u/ChemistLeading3484: Unbelievable cope occurring right now from Bers. Enjoy your losses at open!
[+11] u/enc-nyc: Some major fuckery is planned for opening, act accordingly
[+11] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: there is a great lag in reporting middle east updates. since friday, two of saudi aramco’s largest facilities were struck, shipping insurance has been rescinded for saudi vessels transiting the red sea, & iran again rejected another parallel hormuz traffic route. then this morning, multiple drone strikes near US base in Erbil, Iraq\~ along with multiple drone strikes reported in jordan. additionally four vessels have been redirected from transiting hormuz this morning.
[+10] u/Donenzone1907: Reddit doesnt like me saying 🌈🐻 got banned for 6 days
[+10] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: I forgot about the Epstein files because Iran war. He bamboozled me and now I feel violated
[+10] u/thealex7r: I’m tiered boss… don’t give me hope without real recovery
[+10] u/lookingforfoldie: Pepsi must be the most undervalued chips company ever
[+9] u/EveningComplex8258: "While in space, Starship deployed 20 Starlink satellites as employees chanted "USA, USA."
bro why they gotta be so cringe
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: If Seagate earnings along with capex raises from the rest of mag 7 can’t pump memory/storage we’re fukked
[+9] u/steem99: if you miss the first candle of the day there's basically no point on trading. Always make moves before close not after open.
[+9] u/ayopapiz: Even spcex is green? Yea it over
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers shocked Iran don't wanna keep getting bombed
[+9] u/IndividualNo7155: MSFT is green. Yeah we’re cooked today, let’s try again tomorrow
[+9] u/neillson01: Even the greenest of days SpaceX down pre
[+9] u/Practical-Health3455: Panic sold. It's over.
[+8] u/mycallsgobrrrr: Everytime i deposit funds in my brokerage acc. They should just tell it like it is and call it a donation not a deposit.
[+8] u/Snoo-36555: im leverage out my ass
[+8] u/Cryptosharkk: There goes low volume morning pump
[+8] u/gamersEmpire: Man i feel terrible for the suckers that bought SPCX
[+8] u/Round_Context_146: lets play the game... what will mango do to fk it up today?
[+7] u/jonneh: The British bald dude on Bloomberg head so big CXMT and MU buy memory from *him*
[+7] u/MoleMan199: 0dte 745 puts the second this dumpster fire touches 750 today
[+7] u/ProperIllustrator587: Is that daily thread indicative of sentiment of the stocks? Haha
[+7] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: China is funny. They stopped paper gold trade yet the price of gold is still the same.
[+7] u/socrates4eva: I swear if that green candle turns red by 10 am ET, I will…
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: Too bullish, spy 735 eow
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: Bullish you say? More like BULLSHIT!
Im buying poots!
[+7] u/infinitum_nimis: War starts again at 9:15 bank it
[+7] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Jensen when asked if AI bubble would pop:
no this time is different
[+7] u/aa73gc: Yep this ceasefire will hold for sure, just like all the ones before
[+7] u/Own-Recipe5908: C'mon don't fade before you hit my pre-market limit sells, damn it.
[+7] u/drakilian: It is algorithmically impossible for Semis and Microsoft to be green at the same time
[+7] u/Status-Net2947: MSTR about to buy ETH retards
[+7] u/Skilledthunder: So is MSFT going to increase capex and drop? or increase capex + revenue and rise a bit? either way I plan on making the wrong guess
[+7] u/Training_Baker5454: I love watching the sharp fade as we get closer to open.
[+7] u/Purple_Bearkat: The market last week :
Capex spending and additional investment is bad
The market this week, maybe :
Actually, never mind capex spending is ok, for now.
[+7] u/KevinLevrone1329: I challenge anyone to find something better than jacking off on company time
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: New day, new peace deal 💀
[+6] u/Jerikolol: The ber, the ber, the ber is on fire
We don't need no dumping, let the mothertrucker pump
Pump, mothertrucker, pump
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: A well timed breakfast 🌮 would send this shit to the stratosphere
[+6] u/08vk: SPCX green today because I bought puts
[+6] u/hioman01: Who already precums in premarket
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: I think my puts are cooked fam
[+6] u/avsfan0829: Front row seat to fake pump number 756 of the summer
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Fuck I’m so bored can we open the casino early
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> wsb premarket mega Shrek candle
\> wsb SPY sentiment majority bullish
big red -99% american lost decades perma bear market incoming
[+6] u/uncsucks: Iran saying we aren't talking and the strait is still closed. Watch this fake pump close red today
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Anyone who uses live chat over comments is gay
[+6] u/PyloPower: BERS CAN GO BACK TO STREAMING THEIR PP TO FUND THEIR ACCOUNTS
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Remember, if you want to be margin called go with your gut instinct. If you want to get filthy rich do the exact opposite of your gut feeling.
[+6] u/powerboner: Just enabled margin for the first time ever and my phone has been ringing non stop…who’s calling?
[+6] u/Grand-Print-743: Feeling ever so slightly less poor
[+5] u/NoAbbreviations1653: Yo I just want my money back ffs I don’t care about macro events/ news and all this other crap man
[+5] u/Fern-ando: Capcom has given me more money than I have given them for their games.
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: And the bears, they are fuk?
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: what could possibly have happened in the 10 mins between overnight close and open
[+5] u/Background_Smile_426: REPEAT AFTER ME.
BEARS ARE FUKT!
[+5] u/SmoresPies: monday's must be green to prevent the poor-retail-working class from revolting
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Short of the century praise allah
[+5] u/Accurate-Flow8078: Should I swap DRAM for MU?
[+5] u/rx29mw: there is absolutly no chance this doenst just bomb at open btw
[+5] u/neariced: Pump already fading?
[+5] u/infinitum_nimis: Puts have paid 4/5 times last week so guess what I’m doubling down on at market open
[+5] u/Frequent-Length-9966: Drinking an Americano from McDonald's while watching my Robinhood charts Split view on Chrome while listening to Bloomberg Business on Youtube. The American dream... Oh I also found a dollar bill in the parking lot on the way home from work.
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: Im worried. Msft is green.
[+5] u/cloudsofgrey: I'm no bull but Micron hitting 1200 again would save all my calls ( I full ported my 401k and wife's 401k into MU save me please)
[+5] u/TheCheez-It: I feel an all-time high coming, he's always right.
[+5] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: Software green. Pucker up.
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: Everything green pre-market...you know what that means
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Parking money in LLY has been the smartest thing I’ve done this month
[+5] u/kalllllllllllllll: I’ve gotten burned betting against elon in the past. Did i learn my lesson? Absolutely not. Still shorting elon stocks mothafucka
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Smell that? Thats the memory dump. Buy oil btw,this pump isnt going to last
[+5] u/FunctionOk8962: The great Korean panic of last week has passed Bulls are back
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Why is MU not on the widget board? This bothers me
[+5] u/GneissFrog: closing the longs i picked up at Friday's close for a healthy gain, would hate to be bagholding high beta and hoping for more just to breakeven in a market like this. no faith in this nonsense
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: wtf market is not even open and spy doing me dirty again
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: My junk mail indicates I’m an obese divorced man
[+54] u/BlueDAuvergne: Fat chicks: "Hey we love being fat. We dont even want to be thin. This is beautiful ok and you should accept us"
Medicine comes out that makes you skinny with zero effort
"Ok we are skinny now"
[+22] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Decided to try robinhoods agentic trading. Thinking it cant possibly be worse than me.
Connected Claude to robinhood.
Claude, "I wont do this, regardless of the features robinhood offers. Placing trades is a hard no from me, not because im not capable but because I refuse."
Me: wtf....
[+21] u/YoDooley: You can sell options before the expiration date you clowns
[+17] u/TakeThatBro: I will find a way to lose money today
[+16] u/liikenneaksioma: weak ass market. 1% up after -10% Friday
[+15] u/Country_Gravy420: Iran told🥭 to eat shit and the markets love it
[+15] u/eyerollingsex: **Jamie Dimon of JPMorgan: We have, in fact, left the lower-income folks behind.**
Bullish
[+13] u/NewAccount428412: Full ported in the money NOW and IBM calls June 1st and took my port from 140k to 1.8k AMA
[+13] u/Muted-South4737: I'm gonna keep on trading at the Pink Pony Club
[+13] u/Lorde_of_the_fart: Guys, I bought puts last week. You're welcome.
[+12] u/wilhelm96: Pure comedy if MU finds a way to turn red today
[+12] u/ihopethisworksfornow: “Oil at weekly lows as U.S. considers admitting defeat in Iran War”
[+12] u/Boraximus: MSFT bigly green... MU fading into red... no need to check the market today, I've played these games before...
[+12] u/Evander85: Good to see all of the stocks I own that lost 13% on Friday up 3% in PM
[+12] u/OkAlternative7705: Man these tech people are insufferable. Can’t wait to get out of this industry and life my life peacefully on some hills without ai
[+12] u/Starkfault: Do I seem like someone who reads more than headlines?
Because I don’t
[+12] u/niwmo: It will pump right after you sell
[+11] u/Happy-n-Healthy: You guys piss me off, every damn time I listen to you I lose money!
[+11] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Forward PE ratios:
- Micron: 6.6x
- SanDisk: 6.2x
- SK Hynix: 5.9x (KOSPI)
[+11] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Getting married today, boys!
To my otm expiring contracts, and averaging down the entire port in a legendary crash out
[+11] u/PensiveOracle: Literally shaking in the casino parking lot right now.
[+11] u/TinaMangat: SNDK and MU should be going way higher since they dropped so much on Friday.
[+11] u/AirwickS: Hegseth blew through our air defense stockpile.
Bullish AF.
Extremely concerning, but bullish.
[+11] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Just took adderall for the first time. Is this how normal people feel? I’m jealous
[+11] u/CattleOk7674: That would be beyond retarded
[+10] u/SoloOutdoor: Are we retardmaxing today or nah?
[+10] u/OsamaBagHolding: Your papaw didn't run shine through this holler just for you to be a bootlicker
[+10] u/ez399017: MU fakeout, 🚀 at open
[+10] u/YoDooley: Fat shaming is out.
Ozempic shaming is in.
Unfortunately it’s the same people.
[+10] u/Czyzzle: Puts at open for 1-3 minutes then calls rest of the week
[+10] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 73 more hours
[+9] u/DLD1123: Grab his dick and twist it! Twist that dick!
[+9] u/FartPolluter: big tech literally cant decrease capex without causing a massive domino effect.
They signed huge long term deals with nvda for chips. If one of them pulls the plug now it would signal complete collapse and the onerous contracts are better value than the massive infrastructure spend
[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: There's a fucking polymarket bet whether bibi will hug 🥭. Come on now wtf is this world
[+9] u/Fleegalicious: 20 red SpaceX days in a row lmao
[+9] u/akunisg: Is supply and demand cancelled in this era cuz my boomer oil port isn't doing well.
[+9] u/EngineerCorrect8353: All of this will be sold off in the first ten minutes right?
[+9] u/traderbusto: SPY will climb to 747 by noon or so, then crash like a 747
[+9] u/SaltyKrew: Anyone else only shit in the hotel lobby and not their hotel room?
[+9] u/ShaggyDogLives: Got that backwards this time bud. Opposite actually happened
[+8] u/Happy-n-Healthy: What's the ponzi scheme of the day?
[+8] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: Calls at open have to be the obvious answer right??
[+8] u/likamuka: Biggest economic collapse ever and we can all say we were there to witness the shitshow.
[+8] u/UltraMagaOK1988: I thought about investing in space x but then realized I don’t have enough time left until they actually become profitable I’ll be dead
[+8] u/chainerection: Im retarded and i saw this green coming big time
[+8] u/Dividedby21mil: Trading in an Agamemnon helmet all week
[+8] u/eternalfailsafe: As I said yesterday, what’s the fucking point of premarket? Just to fuck retail? Was gonna buy calls at open on SPY but God knows what it’s gonna do now.
[+8] u/silverfutes: Good news, we have enough missiles to initiate the ceasefire!
[+8] u/solidsneeze: ask 🥭 how many ceasefires we have stored underground
[+8] u/Cathie_Woods_Tamp0n: I need SPY 780 today to break even
[+8] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Techs +3~5% bounce
Spcx -1.5% 🤡
[+8] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: too many bers in here. googl closing at 350
[+8] u/AgentBlackwell: what kind of gay ass comment is this
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: Cause its going lower
[+8] u/amandingo69: Wait, there is an AI bubble?
[+7] u/traderbusto: If you use words like “compute” and “spend” as nouns, you are part of the problem
[+7] u/Federal-Watch: The old alliances are dead!
Where were the mods when the Westfold fell?! 😠
Where were the mods when the downvote bots closed in around us?!
Where were the m… 😔
[+7] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Guys, I am starting to wonder if the government has been untruthful regarding this "Iran war" thing.
[+7] u/Plus-Ice-2226: 2 MU CALLS 1050 0DTE .50 EACH / WE HOLDING THIS BITCH TILL IT EITHER EXPIRES WORTHLESS OR BLOW / PROB GON EXPIRE WORTHLESS THO 🙌🏽
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: China memory chipmaker CXMT rockets 500% in Shanghai debut, lifts valuation above $539B
Was $86 billion at time of IPO
MU is not over-valued. Relative to CXMT at $500B, MU is undervalued by about 5X!
[+7] u/ThanksDependent1001: Trying not to be overall optimistic in the casino, but this looks like it may keep grinding higher over the typical dump at open. Dump saved for Warsh meeting 😅
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: War and "peace" used as a tool to manipulate markets right in time to prevent hike, keep the Fed printing and pump markets back up.
[+7] u/tryingtohitchall: Green day on nokia wtf
[+7] u/BattleSensitive3467: Finally got out in premarket, trying to stop gambling in premarket like a retard.
[+7] u/Dry-Product-9601: I need crowd funding for my idea - basically you go long or short on peoples relationships
[+7] u/lococommotion: But it’s illegal to rug pull before market open on Monday
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: My worst nightmare involves MSTR having a bolrun of the century and the bagholders looking at me and smugly declaring that their thesis was right.
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+7] u/mrgr33n420: 0dte mu calls at open!
[+7] u/traderbusto: How can I tell if my calls are intrinsically or extrinsically regarded?
[+7] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Half my office is producing absolute AI slop documents and it’s driving me crazy.
This person with no technical background just sent me a “Gap analysis” they created, when I asked them for some numbers related to the initiative they run.
It’s just clearly AI generated.
“Total X was more than 5 times the total of Summer 2026”
Yeah because that’s literally how our business works. X is literally always lower in summer. It is by the nature of reality not possible for that to not be the case. You have a whole bullet for this.
This person clearly didn’t even fucking read this
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT to $400+ today easy
[+6] u/Ante_social_music: Sold my leveraged longs premarket, will look for another entry when it dumps at open
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: sketchy red candle there googl dont do this to me
[+6] u/poopy_wizard132: I've got a bad feeling about this Mr. Krabs.
[+6] u/illinformed-will: Gld shaky, vix and usoil begin to recover... You might wanna wait 10:30 before committing
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: we will pump qqq to 6% till wednesday for meta msft and fed decision and then to +10% or -10% rest of week btw
[+6] u/qx2: This is just another fake as 🥭 infused money grab pump, back to war by Thursday
[+6] u/Boraximus: damn MU was up like +4% when I last checked why is shit fading like crazy
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Nevermind, recession is called off. Roaring 20s!
[+6] u/poozyfloor: Market still weak. Plan accordingly
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: The first 30 minutes will trap so many of you. Mark it!
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: They gotta get this pumped up so they can fuck us with tech earnings later this week
[+6] u/Summerdaysengineer: Premarket doesn’t mean much for the overall intra-trading day
[+6] u/CorgNation: Huge week with mag 7 earnings, Japan fed and our fed
[+6] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Full port GOOGL today
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: Space sector has demolished me for these past 2 months, hopefully it recovers, damn you RKLB and ASTS
[+6] u/Over-Young8392: who needs oil, when you’ve got clean coal
[+6] u/lobsterspider: I really need to hear from someone who bought SPCX at $2T and thought it would go up
[+6] u/RealSchweddy: I think the market forgot to price in that the world will be out of oil in about 2 weeks
[+6] u/CornMonkey-Original: not making any large bets, because clearly I have no idea what’s going on. . . not really sure if that’s going to change anytime soon.
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: get your hand off my penis
[+5] u/OrdinaryReasonable63: I should have known betting my port on penny stocks like GOOG was gonna bite me in the ass
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: whole port opening greeen fk yeeeh. lets get google to 350
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Mu will have a limp up movement, money will flow into calls only to get demolished the rest of the week. Anything new?
[+5] u/Kind-Platform-1294: "Naver, Nvidia, and Brookfield plan $10B Korea AI infrastructure push"
https://www.investing.com/news/assorted/naver-nvidia-and-brookfield-plan-10b-korea-ai-infrastructure-push-432SI-4813948
Pump the casino.
[+5] u/AllFunNoGun: I hate prediction markets. So much.
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Did you know Koreans had the longest unbroken period of slavery of any civilisation? 🤓
They even got us beat there too 😔
Not that that’s a good thing, just shows they know how to win 😐
[+5] u/DeadInternetVoid: Yep. Typical gap-up bull trap to entice sidelined money.
#Notfallingforit
[+5] u/uber_pro: Bols make money, pigs make money, bers get slaughtered.
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Already selling lmao
[+5] u/SmoothNSteady1: Tradingview says QBTS "no longer exists"
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: "skinny bear servicing 3 cocks at the same time"
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Freak the fuck out and fomo into calls at open! $750 kind of day!
[+5] u/Samjabr: Who is fking up my gains before the open?
[+5] u/ripcord51: double down on DRAM?
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Just give the crazy bastards their 1% environmental fee and OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT ALREADY!
[+5] u/silverfutes: Member that time we tried to refill the reserves at $25/barrel and Chucky called it a bailout for big oil?
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Honest to God. Calls on VIX
[+5] u/akunisg: how is it that with all the Russian and Iranian and Middle east oil infra destroyed left and right I lose money from my oil stocks?????
y'all driving electric now? WTF is going on with oil price
[+5] u/Junkingfool: MSFT is up..market going red!
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Nflx you smart you loyal
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Semis and SaaS green the same time...wtf.
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: QBTS with some positive news FINALLY!!
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: I was guaranteed in writing that we pump today
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Going to buccees let me know if you need anything
[+5] u/No_Current3675: 🥭 fucktard gonna pump our shit
[+5] u/Soladification: Just in time as my calls expire....
[+5] u/teh_herper: Yuropoors just dumping ts i see
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Save some greenbacks for Mike's IPO
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Need GOOGL to bounce back to $340 minimum
[+5] u/squibius: Memory/semis are underperforming on this bounce. Ruh roh
[+5] u/longGERN: I am more pissed about losing $16 in bank fees when closing an account than the $5k unrealized loss currently looking at me
[+5] u/uber_pro: Bols make money, pigs make money, bers get slaughtered.
[+21] u/Fit-Win-536: Imagine where we’d be if wejust left Iran alone.
[+18] u/vanceraa: not now honey I just put the kids college fund into the Jersey Mike’s IPO
[+17] u/Familiar-Gur4986: Doesn’t matter how much you gargle orange nuts or slurp trillionaire sociopaths - you ain’t in their club bro
[+16] u/cryptohorn: What if female ghosts play with our dihh thats why you wake up hard every morning
[+15] u/LtUnsolicitedAdvice: What a beautiful morning. Everything green except for SpaceX. Just as God intended.
[+13] u/Rnb42069: May the best regard win, have a good week all
[+12] u/grimandnordic1: Spy opening at nearly +1% seems bad for most plays today
[+11] u/whyshw: I love it when billionaires share their opinions…not!
[+11] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Imagine buying spcx at 220 🤡
[+11] u/Healthy_Resort_363: This is feeling like puts 30min after open...
[+11] u/__nameless____: bruh, asians and eu climbed up just so the fat cucks drop it down on open
[+10] u/WITCH2FAANG: Day 1 of concern for ber
[+10] u/Happy_Permission5781: My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this market gave me cancer anyway.
[+10] u/populist_rationalist: If Apple goes red before open I'll put a gala apple up my ass
[+10] u/Provolone-Jones: 1/4 of global oil supply is offline and oil is $84. Totally normal.
[+10] u/probably-ck: I don't trust this shit. Not buying anything.
[+10] u/shreddedcheese42069: strikes on iran to resume at 9:30
[+10] u/mjr_malfunction: Bear son or thot daughter?
[+10] u/Life-Trade-6514: Hope everyone is ready for the .5% rugpull to start the day.
[+9] u/Marcelo1995211: There is no way semis and Microsft are both green. One must be red.
[+9] u/Significant_Speed854: Over-weekend call holders rewarded again.
[+9] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: “The thesis is not broken” i mutter to myself as they drag me to an asylum
[+9] u/NiceOwner: Low volume premarket pump.. I’m tired man. I’m tired of manipulation
[+8] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Just wanted to apologize for my comments last night. I slipped up and drank a bottle of soju and red wine. I will be better and I’m working on my mental health. Anyone with mental health experience here?
[+8] u/HayflickLimiter: DRAM is too low I think it needs to go higher which it will
[+8] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Coworker brought in bagels this morning at work. They look so damn good but I’m on a strict diet and refuse to eat one. Going to go edge it in the bathroom as punishment.
[+8] u/killyourvibe: What do I gotta do to get mu to go back to $1100!!!
[+8] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: NEVER TRUST GREEN PREMARKET
[+8] u/Harjot500: At what price is spacex a buy? $5?
[+8] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+8] u/Level_Counter3062: Man oklo can't even pump on broad nuclear good news and specific good news for them
[+8] u/Horcsogg: Oil v-ing. I may have fucked up by selling lol
[+7] u/Ahamadrayasbaboon: I’ve gone bondsexual. Its not full gai because I still pick up stocks from time to time to see if I still like them
[+7] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Stocks supposed to go up, but upon waking I find that stocks have already done the go up. Makes me uncomfortable about our potential to go up today.
[+7] u/Molten-Helldiver: Today will be flat as fuck at open like normal on these big after hours moves
[+7] u/Peeeeech: This shit is terrifying
[+7] u/palindromic: guys trump is going to build an air filter barrier .. that only goes up like 200 feet. quick, someone tell him how air works. or don’t, it doesn’t matter.
[+6] u/Pamper69: She’s a 10 but she uses grok
[+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: Bro tweeted deep throated 😂 💀
[+6] u/dpatel211: We're shorting bonds this week
[+6] u/unarmed_fish: Good morning retards, im full porting today 🤌🏻
[+6] u/Fun_Corner_2954: i feel the big shrek dildo coming
[+6] u/HolographicHeart: Going to be a tough phone call later when I come out to my parents as 'Retarded'.
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Market's like "wait a minute things are still fucked"
[+6] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: GOOGL straight SHREKKIN
[+6] u/Boiledhours: A whole month of semis being absolute dogshit
[+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Just gonna sleep till my ports green, see you in 2030
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Fucking yeah. rotate. Turn that booty around.
[+5] u/Horror_Art1389: fuck all of you I'm going to bed and never going on robinhood again
[+5] u/Hegecoin_Rules: $10 says by 10am it's all gone
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: I just need AI to succeed long enough for me to triple my port. After that it can all go to waste
[+5] u/WalrusHonda: I went half cash half stock on Friday and I wish I stayed full stock , it’s on the website 😔
[+5] u/Electronic_Leg_7034: Flying taxis.I like to gamble wait invest.
[+5] u/cryptohorn: \[Removed by Flock Safety\]
[+5] u/broke_person: I'm about 2 and half inches. It's my confession today
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Gotta hope my Tesler calls sell at open before it eats shit.
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: Ight so if we bullish im full porting TSLA for that retard pump
[+5] u/Happy_Permission5781: Cant wait for the casino to open, drop to 740 then go back to 747
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Ah so Iran rejected ceasefire and still blowing shit up yet market thinks its good news. How manipulative of the market makers.
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: dump before open huh classic move.
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: This has disgusting green day written all over it
[+5] u/myboywears: What’s wrong bears? I thought you liked unpredictability and Bibi losing his mind 😂🤡
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: If they don’t send a 3rd follow up email it’s not worth responding to 😊
[+5] u/Candid_Consequence94: AMD was a good short above 550 like 6 times
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: So buy calls every Friday. Got it
[+5] u/SnooComics5459: why does it feel like the market's gonna wash out today?
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: Microshit green? We're fucked
[+5] u/360NoScopeDropShot69: 740c before the weekend, done for the day, GL y'all.
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: New AI deals seem to be causing AI stocks to dump now. lmao
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Waking and baking before trading. What could go wrong
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Immediate fucking dump at 9:30 wow. Insane scam
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: These r some interesting charts
[+5] u/OldNefariousness6277: LMAO nasty ahhh bear trap. Gay ber when will you learn 🏳️🌈😭
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: i want my money back or i'll leave negative reviews on the nasdaq
[+5] u/thethor1231: Why the fuck we dumping again? Stupid ameritards
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: bears are evil creatures indeed
[+5] u/X3n0bL4DE: GOOG was the easiest play ever on Friday
[+5] u/billypalmier: Iran says it still controls strait, not seeking talks, after Trump halts bombing [reut.rs/4fmAkuq](https://reut.rs/4fmAkuq)
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: People will be back to squealing about the AI bubble by the end of the week, thats how green this week will be, it will likely be the greenest week of the year (until next week)
[+5] u/BFox1982: Could you imagine being Janet Jackson. Show your nipples on TV one time and all the sudden, you're the bad guy.
[+5] u/sunset117: Spcx buying Tesla when ? 🥹🥹🥹
[+5] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: netanyahu on his way to the funeral. we pumping
[+5] u/H_o: can we just ban crypto and put all into the *real* market please finally
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: 🫵have no idea what will happen….
[+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: guys i have skhy lets go koreans
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Just finished tongue fucking her ass
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: puts on broccoli hair kids
[+5] u/supremethinking: Okay its going to 320
[+20] u/Iunatic: Amazing how this entire sub bought the memory top after missing the 2000% run
[+15] u/Resident_Plum5581: I did nothing for 3 years then finally decided to buy the semi top.
[+14] u/mtnrnnr802: A special shout out to the idiots saying SPY was gapping up 2% today 😂
[+14] u/liuqiu_rangers: If we get another red week this is 100% on the Americans
The Koreans and even the fucking Europoors all pumped today but yankoid paper hands are gonna crash it
[+13] u/ExternalDull1905: I hate it when these cucks are like "ugh zoom out just zoom out bro it goes up bro" bitch these are 0dtes ain't no zooming out gonna save me
[+13] u/empty-bensen: I literally lost all my money.
[+13] u/KittyLover-7: FUCKING LIQUIDATE ME THEN
NO MORE MONEY FOR YOU IF YOU DO
[+13] u/Cocheeeze: Someone here yesterday said there was gonna be a rug pull at 9:33 but they were wrong it was actually at 9:37 hahahaha what a fucking loser
[+12] u/Hot-Performancy: GREEN EOD WAY OVERSOLD
[+11] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: idk when the bear market was overdue, but its starting to look like one now
[+11] u/gopoohgo: Guess I'm a long term SNDK and MU investor now 😥
[+10] u/Burtonwurton: Took some gains...no regrets. Don't give a fuck if all my shit takes off, I am limiting my exposure to this clown ass market.
[+10] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: Fakest premarket ever lmao
[+10] u/Qwoapp: Lost fucking 7k on qqq
[+10] u/HarryBallZach812: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the life of Semi. He was a husband, a father, and a brother.
Many thought of him as a an earner, until his final days here on Earth
LMAO
[+10] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: ameripoors dumping again
[+10] u/LonelyPrimary9518: mu and sndk bagholders raise ur hands
[+10] u/LectureNo1620: If I had not lost all my money before today I would have lost all my money today.
[+10] u/SignificantRip8239: microstrategy up
pltr up
meanwhile
all memory, -50%
all neocloud, -2%
this is just disgusting
[+10] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Down 5k today yet still debating whether I should pick the bread for $0.99 or $0.79
[+9] u/jdfan51: Will semis ever pump again wtf
[+9] u/imsolost3090: Memory bols on life support
[+9] u/imsolost3090: Do you guys remember when memory bols were bragging about MU being up +4% premarket
[+9] u/gkdjsl: Gonna go squat outside my door and chain smoke like a broke Korean retail trader
[+9] u/SaltyRiceCake90: giving korea a taste of their own medicine
[+9] u/OldWonder5865: Just getting started. QQQ going back to March lows
[+9] u/fantabulouz: Bag holders are born today
[+9] u/Any_Parsley2922: I've never seen a dump this bad ever before
[+9] u/Amitriptylinekoning: so basically its over
[+9] u/EdoTensei10: lol, im officially red ytd
[+9] u/Outside-Glove-5625: See you guys next year. I’ll delete all the apps. This fuk market sucks
[+9] u/trsx5: Oh your company has great news? Awesome!
^(SELL EVERYTHING.)
[+9] u/MagicMoon: Did I miss the memo that ram is free now or something?
[+9] u/Ok-Nose29: Ok so it's 2022 again, bulls into hibernation
[+9] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: $40b market cap, $266M contract lmao
[+8] u/_UFOctopus: Haha bol thought! Haha ber thought! Haha
[+8] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Semi’s (AKA the most profitable companies in the world rn) just keep producing lower highs and lower lows. What is it going to take to break out? You want MU/SNDK to end the war or something?
[+8] u/cow_grass: https://preview.redd.it/xiaofzi54sfh1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7f8179939f05f6477ececdddc01bb50e8f2315
[+8] u/MaxEhrlich: Was holding strong as long as I could stomach but I exited my MU and DRAM at a significant loss, they will now immediately bounce to ath you’re all welcome.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/JuicyJohnny69: So we're just gonna spam the same cxmt headline 15x and obliterate memory each time? cool
[+8] u/Fieryhotsauce: It's now impossible for memory chips to have a green day if the rest of the market is having a green day. DRAM can only be green if the rest of the market dumps.
[+8] u/DipSniper69: 🎶 we just got Rugged 🎶
But wtf Happend? Genuinely can't keep up with the news anymore. I logged off for 2 hours and we tanked
[+8] u/Bradschmitty: Why can there never been any downward resistance only heavy resistance for any upward movement with MU
[+8] u/TheSauce69: thought i caught the bottom
now I'm working as a power bottom for Wendy's dumpster sector
[+8] u/CerebrumMortuus: Imma be honest with you chief, it's all still too high
[+8] u/warvold7: Woke up saw micron at 933, thought it was a green day, fell back asleep and here we are mid 800's. Good thing I didn't sell😭.
[+8] u/EnginrA: INTC gonna round trip back to $25
[+8] u/Top-Fig845: Overnight gains have officially been wiped
[+8] u/trumpdiego: Not many saw the death of the petrodollar, memory, chips, military dominance, ai, converging into one final downturn. But I did.
[+8] u/Public_Ideal84: SPY casually wiping away $6 in under 45 mins is, interesting..
[+8] u/WSBrexiteer: This is all going horribly wrong
Literally every single indicator this morning was beautifully green. How could this happen?
[+8] u/vermilli21: # BULLS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
[+8] u/AreMoron: The way memory bulls were laughing at bears and acting smug over the weekend, it's hard to feel bad for them. Rough day though.
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: Is there no fucking bottom??
[+8] u/GarthBooks69420: Wow I can't believe the war is finally almost over.
[+8] u/Floppedthenuts_: Market manipulation at its finest folks
[+8] u/TYC888: never going green again. bear market is here
[+8] u/New-Length5593: BREAKING: YOU ARE FUCKED
[+8] u/JakeColorCarton: The Korean boys won't like this
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: I MIGHT ACTUALLY NOT BE AS REGARDED AS I THOUGHT, STOPPED GAMBLING 1 MONTH AGO DUE TO THE FACT THAT🥭 IS FUCKIN REGARDED. GODSPEED REGARDS.
[+8] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Holding SNDK made me a religious man
[+7] u/jakeisarake: Are we the Koreans today
[+7] u/NerdSlamPo: shaking people out - tomorrow AI boost again - repeat
[+7] u/PsychoSynthesizer: Interesting that MU flat and SNDK down 5%. What have I missed!?
[+7] u/MartianInvestor: It’s only been 30 minutes
[+7] u/edwardh528: Time for the infamous V
[+7] u/liuqiu_rangers: YANKS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
The premarket was GREEN
Now you're gonna fuck up the Korean market tomorrow and we're gonna get another transpacific red week
[+7] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: To everyone wondering why memory is crashing, Xi says Ni Hao!
[+7] u/nyshopgirl: maybe it’s all about the money we lost together on the way ❤️
[+7] u/jdfan51: Rip semiconductors 1947-2026
[+7] u/throwaway78907890123: AI was a scam anyway
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: I swear to god I'm not trying to buy high and sell low but I keep doing it
[+7] u/EscapeHistorical178: market is rigged, isn't it bois.
[+7] u/buttThroat: why is it so hard to figure out why there are massive full sector sell offs? am i missing some place where all of the market makers get the data that they use to make their decisions? i feel like it takes hours before there is a conclusive reason why things are selling off
[+7] u/InquisitorCreanBean: overbought to oversold. market is nervous, shaking in its boots
[+7] u/UniversityFrosty2426: I blame SPCX. What a POS.
[+7] u/throwaway78907890123: Did they finally catch up to AI just being a call center in India?
[+7] u/NerdSlamPo: It’s almost like putting all your money on one stock WASNT a good idea. Strange
[+7] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: I’m tired boss. Imma just turn off my phone
[+7] u/RegardedDegen: Raise your handid you bought the dip too early. And the dip after that.
[+7] u/heikici: Market crapping itself while Reddit of all stocks is up 6% 🤡
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: Good bye spy it was fun.
[+7] u/Any_Butterscotch9600: Literally sold the pump since this market is so manipulated it was so easy to see the headlines last night was for the pump so the government and rich folks could dump
[+7] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: Wow NVDA is at another buy level! Time to lose more money on calls.
[+7] u/SignificantRip8239: DRAM was literally up 5% in pre-market. It's now down 5%. This market is a JOKE.
[+7] u/liuqiu_rangers: Tweet something to pump it back up you fat stupid orange piece of shit
[+7] u/Hairy_Check_4784: this god V is going to hit like crack
source: the xanax, ket, and tranq hitting my bloodstream
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: There’s 1000% a scam V coming at some point
[+7] u/TheYearGuesser: FUCK STOCKS. WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY
[+7] u/WalkIndividual5122: Can I look away for one fucking second without everything dropping dead?
[+7] u/LawyerSignal9663: So what happened exactly?
[+7] u/mixtape312: Pretty fking criminal how the banks and funds manufacture exit liquidity with the morning gap
[+7] u/medievalsteel2112: Got absolutely rinsed this last month. Portfolio down almost 100k in value since the end of June.
[+7] u/31andnotdone: NOW I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFFFEEEE AND I OWE IT ALL TO MUUUUU
[+7] u/Vstromhelppls: just bought puts, prepare for insanely green shrek cock
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: Lol oil down 6% because us ran out of rockets but both straits still closed
[+7] u/Key_Improvement_9229: My portfolio has cycled between Warren Buffet and homeless crackhead MULTIPLE times these last 2 months 😆 😂
[+7] u/Les7X: Burry jerking off with a finger in his ass now
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: America just dumping the fuck out of semis at open. Crazy
[+6] u/_3470: last nights pump is all gone
[+6] u/thevolxme: NVDA trap was borderline preposterous
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: Keep in mind: how many Koreans will get liquidated by this before Kospi even opens?
[+6] u/Eastern_Gear: Anybody else too scared to open their port and look at wsb first?
[+6] u/Alternative_Cup1267: LOOOOOOL bulls were shit talking the entire premarket just for it to dump on open
[+6] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Jesus I just took a look at SNDK and it’s just been absolutely slaughtered
[+6] u/SteakEater137: This is a market created purely for constant pump n' dumps
[+6] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: chat I bought the top and now its crashing this is clear market manipulation
[+6] u/kvndoom: Seriously I went to take a shit, and I wish I had stayed in the bathroom. WTF.
[+6] u/jdfan51: How can my port dip 10% everyday for a week straight
[+6] u/skin_flute_player: Are we the new Koreans? Because holy fuck lol.
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Nasdaq from +1.71% to now -0.20% wtf damn we got rugged
[+6] u/davidbigham: That news really just come out right after market open 🤡🤡
[+6] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Love when I go to buy an option, get distracted for 5 mins, and the contract I was gonna buy lost 30%. It’s like their is a Quant God watching over me
[+6] u/Street-Corporation: Semis must’ve contributed to such great advances in AI they were able to build a Time Machine and go back to their January price levels.
[+6] u/AffectionateFace5877: SKHY below IPO price now LOL
[+6] u/liquidtv78: Just bought my first option guys! its up 20%!
aaaaaannd its gone
[+6] u/kal14144: The good news is when this finishes popping I’ll be able to afford a nice gaming PC
[+6] u/antelope591: Yea when I see something like MU at 1200 and SNDK at 2000+ my first thought isnt "sure Ill buy that". Scared money is the right play sometimes lol
[+6] u/tossaway1040: Sell your calls so it can moon already
[+6] u/vermilli21: # PANIC SELL EVERYTHING!
[+6] u/rioferdy838: this market is fucked
[+6] u/InvincibleRoman: bulls seen driving into oncoming traffic
[+6] u/patricktu1258: I don’t care. I am not fucking selling.
[+6] u/SignificantRip8239: MU and SKHY up bigly premarket. Immediate dump. I hate memory
[+6] u/dol1_: Sndk is -46% from ATH. Holy shit.
[+6] u/darkspherei: hiring the guy who bankrupted 5 casinos to run the casino
[+6] u/xEppyx: Well, guess I'm dropping my memory bags. This shit is done.
[+6] u/imadawgg: Alright market, say sike.
Conversely, can someone explain what’s happening please?
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Has someone leaked they’re reducing capex or something.
[+6] u/awstick: "The Dow is over 50000 right now ... That's what we should be talking about."
[+6] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Holy fuck i love being a ber i love 0dte puts
[+6] u/Asleep-Implement5938: did we really think that overnight green scam candle on SPY wasnt going to get eaten up and take us back to the level we were at on friday?
[+6] u/RobbieDunn1991: Just woke up, how are my calls doing?
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: There’s simply no reason for a 7 point SPY dump in one hour.
Didn’t you hear the war is over?
[+6] u/Mindless_Clock7823: If anything i see a sale 🤑🤑🤑
[+6] u/CharlesElwoodYeager: Guys what nuked the market
[+6] u/Boheed: time to put more money into the Money Destroying Machine
[+6] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Memory memes obliterated 🤣
[+6] u/SteakEater137: Everyone was pointing out that AI stocks were overvalued, and then the "anti-AI" pick Apple ends up getting more overvalued than even the AI stocks.
Market just cannot stop doing stupid shit
[+6] u/Horror_Difference_75: koreans gonna see this and all sell... tomorrow will be a bloodbath
[+6] u/Onnimation: $6 down on SPY in 40 mins, I just got done cooking... wut happened? 👀
[+6] u/ryzetard: if that chip selloff is because of "uhh some random chinese state backed company started producing DUV machines!!!" that is in no way a fucking comptetition for ASML as chinese stuff struggles with enabling sub 10 nm semiconductor manufacturing and asml allows for 2 nm and below then well played americunt hedge fund managers, you are literally retarded.
[+6] u/tandoori_taco_cat: stifle your sobs in the casino
[+6] u/Bravadette: Warsh at market open, seated by the second story window of his 17th century cottage, overlooking a meadow of wildflowers:
"G-o-o-d... Af-ter-noon... 🙂."
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Gonna focus on my job lmao. I don’t understand how I SNDK got obliterated like this in 4 weeks. 50% down lol
[+6] u/Kashabowiekid: Cease-fire tweet in t minus 10 minutes.
[+6] u/Pretend_Bluebird_53: The puts i bought at open and sold for 280 profit are now worth 18k 😂😂😂
[+6] u/gkdjsl: Anybody catching the knife here or nah
[+6] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Holy shit this dump is demonic
[+6] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: If you listen carefully you can hear thousands of Bols crying out as they fill out Wendy’s applications
[+6] u/mikebones: Never been more over
[+6] u/doortoNarnia: ah yes, the classic gap up into crash formation
[+6] u/imsolost3090: Holy fuck from +1% to red greatest rugpull of all time
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: At least SPCX is down.
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: And here is the MASSIVE and I mean MASSIVE V to ruin everything
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!”
You already know who tweeted that
[+6] u/big-baller-47: Forgive me father for I have bought the top
[+6] u/big-baller-47: Mods we need the hotline number pinned
[+6] u/Bam2458: Lol, all that overnight fun just to rug everyone at open.
[+6] u/CheapHero91: SEMIS GREEN EOD LFG 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Leather_Floor8725: Spcx bagholders aren’t even worried after Musk said money won’t be needed soon.
[+6] u/PuzzleheadedCycle744: who knew stonks couldn't keep going up on "trust me bro"
[+6] u/wtfsamurai: Bears going outside for a smoke break after railing bols 🚬😮💨
[+6] u/Illustriousleeo: https://preview.redd.it/taeu49cybsfh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=43537402dec33ad5fa8e499015a3fa9e809068da
[+6] u/RichAdults: Buying calls here the V is coming
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: Break the circuits you crazy bastards!
[+6] u/JealousArmadillo7116: guys I don't think I want to get rich anymore. I just want my money back.
[+6] u/davidbigham: MU become the theta stock.
[+6] u/captjacksparrow47: Yeah but I learned from Shawshank Redemption that hope is powerful.
[+5] u/Cav829: Honestly, I'm just in admiration of how epic a rugpull this was. Bravo, market. You've still got it in you.
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: AI buildout trade looking very shitty, thank you.
[+5] u/DualWielding40s: Math is fun.
Like when QBTX is up 37% today.
But I’m still down overall 53%
[+5] u/Sick0h: Korea: I HATE THESE STUPID WHY PEEPOO
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: Go back to my entry pls I don’t even want profits
[+5] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Anyone tell me why the stock market has meltdown?
[+5] u/Pantheon-Capital: LFG RKLB $266M CONTRACT ANNOUNCED
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: 0 dte puts seems like free money off the bat
[+5] u/NotMe357: People doesn't believe in this TACO and just use its little pump to get out lol
[+5] u/szokdogg: You know there's people that bought SNDK at $2200+
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: Congratulations again dip buyers! You're once again the long term investors
[+5] u/empty-bensen: Seems like NVDA is gonna go back to straddling 200 for the next month again
[+5] u/Sick0h: From now on I’m only buying fullconductors. Semiconductors simply don’t have enough conductor to them anymore.
[+5] u/davidbigham: my SPY 744 put up 100% in the last 10 mins .🦘
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: My bol ass got gaped so fast
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Quantum shitcos pumping on a minuscule contract to one of them is true definition of retardation.
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: We tried to tell y'all that running out of missiles was bearish for AI but y'all called us gay lol
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: We buried SNDK on a hill overlooking a little river…with pinecones all around
[+5] u/Coogiez: leather jacket man clapped my cheeks
[+5] u/sergechewbacca: Fuck this shit, getting into trading was a mistake.
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Damn my qqq calls got fucking clappppped lol
[+5] u/Volume-Active: and there goes my gains from friday evaporated, nice
[+5] u/YardComprehensive215: what a damn rug pull
[+5] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: Pure market womanipulation
[+5] u/BackgroundProof117: No lie I want bulls to keep buying calls so I can keep taking their rent money; cough up that lunch money!
[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: This one of those slow demise in the market until collapse?
[+5] u/CMTTrader: \*THE INFORMATION: CHINA HAS BEGUN MANUFACTURING DOMESTICALLY DEVELOPED IMMERSION DEEP ULTRAVIOLET (DUV) LITHOGRAPHY MACHINES, A KEY CHIPMAKING TOOL LONG DOMINATED BY ASML
[+5] u/0rbitalys: Yall waiting for a V, Im waiting for a W
[+5] u/Fabbbbbbbbio: i bought the dip but it keeps dipping
[+5] u/Cpryus: Is SanDisk going bankrupt wtf
[+5] u/empty-bensen: Knew the pre-market was too good to trust.
[+5] u/Jag20022: Well I need an ungodly bounce
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Don't trust this V at all 😭
[+5] u/Outside-Glove-5625: Enjoying the dips. Thank you 🥭!
[+5] u/Nic12312: Thanks retail for being shaken out. Weekly tap of the 20 MA on SMH, QQQ - nas 100… just in time for end of month mark up. Thanks for the shakeout bimbo 🐻
[+5] u/Mr_Positive_bull: Imagine owning tsla 😂
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I’m real tired of having -10% days
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: What the ruck NVDA and mu
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: MUmory officially dead
Gyna reducing margins with cheap memory. Oligopol over. Sad.
[+5] u/M_from_Vegas: Ruh Roh
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
[+5] u/patmccock86: MU back under $900 it's over
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: SNDK was at 1500 an hour ago lmao
[+5] u/TalentedArchitect: Same fucking shit, give it another hour, and watch it creep up till close.
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Oil pump semi dump
Oil dump semi dump
wtf is this?
[+5] u/davidbigham: "China start mass producing DUV Chip making tools . "
This news is crashing semi sector and memory now.
[+5] u/i_empathetic: JPoW+Russian Aggression was so much cooler than Warsh+American Aggression
[+5] u/TimeToGetTheBread: So we’re just red everyday now huh
[+5] u/Jag20022: Spy has no legs. Just getting absolutely pummeled right now
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Who's playing the Mario game over sound
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: Hahaha fuck this hoe ass "market", amerifats are broke
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Fucked up buying Nvidia calls
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Some of y’all shouldn’t be trading at all and it shows by the comments in here today lmao 🤌🏻
[+5] u/tossaway1040: I hope everyone learned a lesson, stop day trading addicts
[+5] u/potato111a: My Semi chip r going to cost less than a bag of lays chip soon LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/RikuDesu: Pre market always bs
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Friendly reminder that despite all the "pump" days the market pretends to have, it's been in a decline since June 2nd.
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: All my gains for the year gone on memory. If we end red today gonna liquidate my portfolio lol
[+5] u/jdfan51: Tired of semis getting beat the fk up for no good reason
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Ber have thin blue line bumper sticker
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I mean guys it's been nice to know you but im fucking getting obliterated
[+5] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: SPCX is still worth 1.5 trillion at $110. It should go even lower!
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Algos programmed to rug pull every green open. Gotta love that shit
[+5] u/AffectionateFace5877: just a small dip on SNDK then?
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I really want to stop gambling but how can I.... holy fuck
[+5] u/xironically23: Literally a repeat of the last 2 mondays
[+5] u/KingOfTheBritons96: Panic sold all my puts early, fml
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: SELL IT ALL ITS OVER
[+5] u/tossaway1040: People are gonna get absolutely rekt today
[+5] u/EnginrA: I bought SNDK at 2200 🥴
[+5] u/BranchFederal5492: Damn near a 5% fuckin reversal on nvda in 56 minutes lol
[+5] u/Rothconversion123: Spy down too??? Wtf 😒
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: # BUL POPPIN BUSSY FOR THE BERS
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: When ORCL is up 5% and everything is blood red, you know this market fucked.
[+5] u/CompetitiveReindeer7: MU sellers single file line please
[+5] u/davidbigham: Advanced Money Destroyer is back
[+5] u/i_empathetic: Oh this about to get bad bad ain't it
[+5] u/nerozz_00: Cant wait for the loss porn after today
[+5] u/Original_Air_2375: Is everyone else getting fucked too ?
[+5] u/No-Hedgehog-5266: are we going to see a v with spy?
[+5] u/PeachScary413: We are always one Axios headline away from ATH, remember that ☝️
[+5] u/Sad-Rope4399: V started 10 min ago or bull trap?
[+5] u/Yonsten: MSFT was green at open. Everyone should have seen this dip coming because of that.
[+5] u/Grand-Conversation97: No money and QQQ down after being up more than 1% pre market. No crying in the casino. Still hurts...
[+5] u/Mega_Ass_Sp00n: MU gets back on when it reaches over 1000 again
[+5] u/Diokneesus: Let the chaos commence
[+5] u/Wunder_Bred: I am a little bitter that because they locked Donnie in a room yesterday with access to AI image creation, the market is up because he didn’t do anything stupid.
[+5] u/lilordeo: memory stocks have a personal vendetta against me it seems
[+5] u/TF_Sally: correctly playing a gap and fade has me feeling like wesley snipes in new jack city
[+5] u/NotRobotNFL: At some point, the big guy may lose control of the market where tweets lose effects…like someone needing more drugs to get the same effect. If we get to that point, a lot of people will have a bad time
[+5] u/Foremole_of_redwall: If you are trying to find my stop loss, well fuck you I didn’t set any!
[+5] u/SirPanic12: Ok guys wrap it up. Memory prices collapsed to $0. Micron giving away free dram. Nobody needs memory anymore.
[+5] u/fenton7: The most predictable morning rug pull in the history of the universe.
[+5] u/31andnotdone: dont stop, I'm almost there.
[+5] u/kairepaire: The new financial elite will be formed out of SPCX put holders.
[+5] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Missile depletion talk is preparing the public to justify boots on kharg
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: bols. what happened?
[+5] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Didn’t expect the rest of the market to go down with oil still bleeding
Could it be… the market is starting to ignore mango until the strait is actually open? I didn’t think it was possible!
[+5] u/gkdjsl: Can we at least get some bear gains posts or something to keep us entertained? One of you must have splurged and bought 2 whole puts
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: I was told GOOGL would hit 350
[+5] u/cgonz15: Sold goog at the top feelsgoodman
[+5] u/JcGoCrazy-: Space X puts +165%. Elon sent something to the moon
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: volume on SNDK this morning is something to beholden....didn't think we were looking at a -15% day again though.
[+5] u/CheesecakeCandid3635: Debating just exiting everything and taking a 30% loss, better than 50-60 at this rate
[+5] u/driskigm: I bought 8 743 puts at 9:35 and sold them for next to nothing at 9:42...
I hate everything, but myself above all else.
[+5] u/Top-Fig845: What do I actually tell the wife?
[+5] u/SpecialTrust2045: Bad news: We might need to put up the hotline soon
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: every fiber of my being is telling me buying calls for a v is retarded, but god its tempting
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: Made $40 and got out. Probably going to V now.
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: With TQQQ everything is 3x faster.
Winning or losing.
[+14] u/ModernR3volution: ZENA -- Drone stocks should rally hard today with all the commotion over the weekend.
[+13] u/ReasonableArcher2030: Ok, hear me out. What if we all invested in companies with great balance sheets and simply went out and lived life. Went on dates, went for a walk, visited family etc?
[+13] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Puts on my landlord getting August and September rent
[+11] u/Boring_Clothes5233: This is going to be an ugly 6-12 months imo.
[+11] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Market rises 2% > My calls rise 3%
Market drops 0.7% > My calls drop 20%
[+10] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: 1. Geopolitics is fucked
2. Low cost Chinese models
3. Markets jittery a about capex
4. China just spread news about a LUV machine
5. Real fear fed will hike or indicate a hike
Not sure what brings on a bull market now.
[+10] u/prana_fish: THE WEEK HAS JUST FUCKING STARTED WHY LORD DO YOU ALREADY DECIDE TO DICK ME
[+10] u/DrumpfTheBern: Not a hard enough V, we about to dump back to oblivion
[+10] u/theitalianpastaboi: Wtf going it was all green 3 hrs ago
[+10] u/CarChaosCentral: I watched the stock market for a whole year, watching, waiting to pick my moment. Finally decided to lump all my money in 1 month ago. That's right, right at the peak. Slowly watched it bleed for a month straight.
[+10] u/lordyyz: SNDK, INTC, WDC and MU absolutely shitting the bed
[+9] u/FinishWarm1746: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[+9] u/dweeegs: Turns out we were the Koreans all along 🥲
[+9] u/kazkeb: Back to flat. Initiate operation theta decay.
[+9] u/Walking72: Trump calls for US dollar to be renamed "smackaroonies"
[+9] u/thumpasaurus: bailing out of my 9/18 oil calls, can't believe a physical commodity can be this disconnected from objective reality but here we are
[+9] u/ericthedisrespectful: bladdy benchod V is failing bitch basterd
[+9] u/bearhunter429: >S&P 500 companies are issuing earnings guidance that is beating analysts' expectations by the widest margin in at least 15 years, according to data compiled by Bloomberg Intelligence and Yahoo Finance. The S&P 500 EPS Guidance Momentum Score has climbed to a record high, reflecting a growing number of companies raising profit forecasts relative to those cutting guidance. The chart shows the indicator has surpassed peaks reached during the post-pandemic recovery.
#Doesn't mean shit when every company dies after reporting earnings LMAO🤌
[+9] u/hermeskino715: Damn...MMs want blood this earnings season
[+8] u/LetterheadOwn9453: Market manipulation is at ATH
[+8] u/Civil-Soup2863: What the actual fuck kind of market are we in where huge market caps can tank 9% daily and it’s daily business? 2026 markets make 2008 markets look like a kindergarten playground.
[+8] u/DeadLightsOut: AAPL trading at these levels is so fucking insane
[+8] u/DryFrog3343: I am gonna quit my job soon, go to Vegas, drink all day long and sports bet until I either get bored or run out of money
We’ll see what happens
[+8] u/StatementWide8309: Guys believe it or not, i win more gambling on earnings compared to playing spy
[+8] u/j_b_1983: Reminder: you only lose if you sell
[+8] u/cinJESUS: everybody freaking out but SPY is green and QQQ is basically flat 😭
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Google and TSM confirm demand is still incredible, increasing capex through 2027. NVIDIA says they’re expanding and investing in every layer of AI buildout. So it makes sense that the entire month of July is a 40-50% selloff in all the companies benefiting from this.
[+8] u/ChazP02: Ice soup for dinner tonight
[+8] u/tortu995: Market is trashing micron at 5x, nvdia at 15x, intel at a fifth of tsm mkt cap all in favour of apple, wmt and cost all non growing non innovating companies at 40x earnings or more. Yeah this does nothing to either my conviction or my positions, when cost/wmt go sub 25x game might have changed and everything tanks but for now this is just another shakeout.
[+8] u/AggressiveTower5582: The hype of semi's is over.
Go home to you're families.
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: All my portfolio does is drill…
[+8] u/0201037464793921170: This happens every fucking week since June.
[+8] u/tenfthigher: So many MUtards posting MU to $2000 over the weekend— total silence today 🥰
[+8] u/LaserGuy626: I said puts on Nvidia because of the OpenAI investment and got downvoted.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+8] u/tika_dengu: Serves you well NVDA, for abandoning gamers. Die.
[+8] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Bro it just keeps bleeding...but then why did it pump 1% before open?
[+8] u/JackTheStripper141: I’m starting to think it ain’t gonna V
[+8] u/Kromting: Let me know when it's +10% and I'll buy calls
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Market is beyond cooked. It’s over
[+7] u/Horus_Whistler: So fucking glad I was awake at 12am pst and sold all my MU holy shit
[+7] u/spwath: I am going to need more v please
[+7] u/LaHhxL: MMs pumps it at premarket. Sells it at open then tanks it. Rebuys at lows. Do it again tomorrow
[+7] u/PassiveF1st: Look at the bright side musk. At least you had 40% of your net worth to lose.
[+7] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Remember. No one went broke taking profit. Get out before the fed meeting if you can.
[+7] u/Disastrous_Skirt_902: SanDisk\_Made\_Me\_Breakeven
[+7] u/ChainOfThot: people are paying 2k for 128gb of ddr5 and ya'll think semis are screwed 🤣
[+7] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Biggest bull trap i have ever seen in my life honestly
[+7] u/The_Albertino: There is no way that some knockoff Temu Semis from China are going to disrupt 20 years of intellectual property 😂 DeepSeek was bs and so is this
[+7] u/FLRugDealer: Could have turned $600 into just shy of $100,000 this morning if you bought NVDA 200 puts 0dte
[+7] u/GreasemonkeyCJM: NVDA is getting hammered
[+7] u/degenforlife69: Imagine when Apple announce their fomo to AI during earnings. Total market collapse
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Sorry kids, no Christmas this year…
Dads bought QQQ calls two weeks ago.
[+6] u/darthjarhead: TSLA needs to drop another $20, my puts are only up 525%
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: Should have just invested in pokemon cards wtf
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Trump asked why he agreed to the mediators’ request: There’s nothing to gain and nothing to lose
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: already nervous how much Koreans are gona dump semis/memory tomorrow... its time to freak out and sell everything I think
[+6] u/Jon472: My puts saved the market! Your welcome
[+6] u/savethechows: r/oil bagholders in complete shambles
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Good news on semi - dump 2-5%
Bad news on semi - dump 10-20%
[+6] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Imagine Trump explaining to his friends they were supposed to make money today.
[+6] u/RDDT_100P: i thought mu was on its way to be trading again above 1000
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: The TACOs gave me explosive diarrhea
[+6] u/dmitrious: This v feels fake and gey
[+6] u/TheRealMysticX: my puts initiated the V. thank me later
[+6] u/TradingButT: How tf we all red again?
[+6] u/GlizzBangPaco: Nobody is ever buying memory ever again.
[+6] u/Snowman33001: LOL is your life better today than it was January 19, 2024?
[+6] u/amanj41: Wow I fumbled that so hard
[+6] u/civgineer: Yo wtf happened? It was green as hell when I checked premarket.
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Being too poor to buy anything was the right move today.
Gotta love it.
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: Oh look, another bull trap
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Told you we'd turn red in the morning LMAO🤌
[+5] u/TreGet234: Qqq slowly, painfully getting dragged down to 666$ before it's allowed to violently V 20% in one month again.
[+5] u/Vlisa: BTC confirmed better store of wealth than semis and memory
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: How the fuq ndx-100 is practically in correction territory while SPY barely budged?!
[+5] u/SchmeckleDysentery: Consolidating down :clifford:
[+5] u/KaiCypret: Alright what's today's bullshit
[+5] u/godsweetsac: V V V V V V V V V V V V V VV
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: This market is a day trader’s wet dream.
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Just need 🥭 to kick bucket so my calls can print
[+5] u/Wide-Contribution-29: Nvda down almost 5%
I guess market no longer cares for his guarantees anymore. His word is about as useful as 🥭
I’ll admit I bought Marvell when he said it would be the next Trillion dollar company 🤡
[+5] u/PicklesAreTight: The greatest tech Apple came out with in the last decade was their M chips. Soon they’ll make some of the best semiconductors in the world because that’s what they are going after - the **hardware**. They didn’t waste their money on another chatbot.
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: good spot to load NVDA 200c for next week. 🕳️🏃♀️💨
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: Google earnings saying everything the semi sector wanted: limp Dick green 1%
Random Hong Kong reporter releases FUD right after the opening bell: -10%
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Korea not gonna like this one
[+5] u/Capau15: red candle after red candle after red candle afte…
[+5] u/Avid_Reader87: Think SPY will go back over $745 today?
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING
MARKET GOING TO ZERO
# WHEWWWWWWWWWWWW 🛼🛼
[+5] u/Public_Day_4996: You know things are dire when MSFT is green.
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: turns out we don't need chips after all, sell them all
[+5] u/gh0st-33: I need AI to go bust, not because I want you fellas to lose money. But because I want to buy cheaper PC parts.
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/Capital-Pineapple961: I also have fear of missing cuts, but i can tolerate “no changes”
[+5] u/QTpieme: Fucking. Hell this is exhausting
[+5] u/IcyDistance8444: I actually think semiconductor fundamentals for the next year maybe 2 is good.
But retail was making too much money. They are gonna crash semis and buy it all up cheap.
[+5] u/ReasonableArcher2030: Interesting thing to consider, if you start with 1000$ and double it 9 times you could be a millionaire. Seems simple enough.
[+5] u/nordik1: Just got here. why are we dumping worse than ever after the kospi pump and imminent taco? news change?
[+5] u/StatementWide8309: Sold my puts at breakeven, no more stress for the next 2 weeks cause im gonna be on vacation. GOOD LUCK ALL MY REGARDS
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Maybe there is a reason people ha e stop losses so they can buy the actual drips.
Down 280k since the hight. Painful
[+5] u/TheRealMysticX: lmfao why are we dumping again i can't
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Generational NVDA dip today
[+5] u/joeyeats: short every pump for profit apparently
[+5] u/btoned: So SPX options are traded during premarket but I can't sell with Fidelity because of course lol.
[+5] u/Fit-Employ3623: NVDA ain't leaving $200 range ever
[+5] u/RedditPoster05: I love how all the news Talking Heads are talking about low munitions, but no one’s talking about the massive maintenance problem. The US Air Force and Navy are facing.
Late last year earlier this year, the federal workforce was rocked with pointless, shuffling people around. The DOD specifically is hit hard with this. We are so far behind in our maintenance for our jets is crazy.
[+24] u/M13alint: Market: 100%
Me: No
Market: 200%?
Me: Absolutely not
Market: -98.3%
Me: Done deal, *sells*
[+18] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: https://preview.redd.it/syh18if4tsfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=898c3229cf6ae542f7a8ae5a949deb402fb7f97a
Salam, from Iran
[+17] u/WordsHappenedHere: The market has finally turned on Musk and his bullshit empire. But don’t worry guys full self driving is coming this year. And data centers in space. And millions of shitty Musk bots that no one will buy.
[+15] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: thought I was a genius for snagging nvda below 200 few weeks ago
turns out I was actually regarded.
[+14] u/M13alint: That feeling of selling at the top is so good.
I’ve never felt it but I saw a screenshot and I have a good imagination.
[+13] u/Valkorion335786: Dead cat bounce ❌
Deceased feline ricochet ✅
[+12] u/tessie_trades: ive lost so much will likely take years to recover.:(
[+11] u/yahooms: # MY PORT IS OVER. UP -44%
[+10] u/Ok_Cry7572: S&P 500 only down 0.2% while half this sub is cooked😂😂😂
[+10] u/legible_print: This market is stupid. GOOG says it is increasing CAPEX spending. Buffett even says CAPEX spending sucks but makes sense to do.
AI build out stocks go down.
[+10] u/Powerful-Reaction607: At this point just tank the market back to 700 because this shit is fake and gay and deserves to burn to the ground.
[+10] u/StophJS: When you're half in hyperscalers, half in picks and shovels, your portfolio's always flat.
[+10] u/jbokwxguy: All these data centers are going to make some awesome indoor laser tag arenas, bowling alleys and mini golf courses
[+10] u/Delicious_Put_5857: peace talks between pakistan and pakistan going well
[+10] u/Internal-Hand-4705: This is just so corrupt lmao
[+9] u/apurimac777: as an NVDA bagholder i demand to know why i am being thetacucked to death in low 200s / high 190s when they still print money
Where is the manager of SPY? I'd like to talk to him
[+9] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Holy fuck what a brutal fucking rugging.
[+9] u/guccioli: Was there ever a more obvious fake and gay overnight pump?
[+9] u/upvz: I sold my puts at open for a loss and switched to calls.
[+9] u/yahooms: # PORT IS DOWN ALMOST HALF....
# IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE I AM GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SEX.
CLICKING BUTTON SUCKS.
[+9] u/Overall-Double3948: All this money poured into a chatbot.. Fucking wild.
[+9] u/beachsandwichen: I think I might be the only real human in this thread
[+9] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: #lmfao told u so, you are being led on gullibulls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+9] u/NoBailOnReddit: Does Iran know that they're meeting for talks?
[+9] u/jusjones314: So a bunch of machines with infinite money glitches turned on are just buying and selling to one another?
[+9] u/Upstairs_System_6257: This has to be the most retarded year for the markets in history
[+8] u/ygjovan: All my 0TE options are dying, I should stop trading for some time.
[+8] u/ev01ution: I thought buying shares was safe.
[+8] u/jijitalk: HAHAHA THIS IS WHY I DIDN’T GAMBLE THIS MORNING. THIS AND I HAD NO CASH LEFT TO GAMBLE IN JULY.
“JULY IS BULLISH” MY ASS.
[+8] u/diefy7321: W is the new V??????
[+8] u/upvz: looks like the taco we were expecting was sponsored by taco bell with extra lettuce
[+8] u/hardcrepe: Im not seeing a single sandisk made me rich comment. Hope he didnt rope.
[+8] u/ercanbas: SPY mirroring my will to live.
[+8] u/ebfeebfe: Deploying hundreds of Dollars to calm the markets. Stand by.
[+8] u/Shurlak: algo trade has become too noticeable, market's gone
[+8] u/AwakenedBeast616: > * TRUMP: THERE'S CHANCE WE CAN MAKE A DEAL WITH IRAN
> * TRUMP: IRAN WANTS TO MEET AND WE'RE MEETING
[+8] u/ManBunWolfMan: TRUMP MEETING WITH IRAN CLOSE YOUR CALLS OUT BOIS
[+8] u/somecleverphrase: its topical in the face makeup.
[+7] u/znightmaree: Can “it” just happen already
[+7] u/Exotic_Pin_1713: Friday all over again lmao
[+7] u/Technical_Sea_5022: that feeling when you're down 90% on your puts at open, only to sell for a 15% gain an hour later
[+7] u/suspiciousswimming8: SPY will be 800 by 2039
[+7] u/1BigPidgeon: Ceasefire announcement incoming
[+7] u/BentoMan: This market has just been rotating for the past month.
[+7] u/raeskel: let’s be positive and think ahead, the koreans will surely remedy this tonight
[+7] u/SarcasticTrumpet: SEC laughing as they count their bribes
[+7] u/Traditional-Cloud154: War about to be over for the 500th time
[+7] u/Ltheman00: lost this month's paychecks today. tuff
[+7] u/hayleybts: 🥭: GOOD CHANCE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN
SPY turns green
[+7] u/JoocePop: memory calls is just too obvious. we’re gonna go even lower
[+7] u/firenznguyen: What is this? Why is everything suddenly stop moving??
[+7] u/WallSt_Chutiya: is POET a Canadian scam?
[+7] u/dabblesest: NVDA will never be above $200 again.
How do I know?
I just bought a bunch rn
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: Repeat after me, "I am a willing buyer at the current fair market price" 😢
[+7] u/Polysorbate800: 🏃♂️"Come back"
💵 "No"
[+7] u/MothmanAbove: lubed up for Shrek, c'mon handsome
[+7] u/dabblesest: 745 eod
Do it spy it would be fucking hilarious
[+7] u/NativePlant870: 🥭: Iran totally wants a deal, trust me bro
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: I will financially recover from this
[+7] u/derprondo: Mango and Heggie fired eveyone who said don’t attack Iran, maybe they should have listened? Art of the deal doesn’t work for war.
[+6] u/SavingsMortgage1972: kill me i hold all my fucking chips through what i think are several bottoms and then i finally sell at the actual bottom
[+6] u/Rrrandomalias: Yeah this shit is dumping. Not even a 🌮 can keep SPY green for more than five minutes
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: Don’t panic sell boys
[+6] u/noobletato: What is this ? A peace deal for ants ?
[+6] u/oknBagholding: The year is 2040
Apple makes up 98% of the S&P. It only goes up
[+6] u/housemouse431: monthly candle on july looks like a generational top formed on qqq, ngl
[+6] u/ismebbb: Nvda fucked me pretty hard today
[+6] u/Urinal_Zyn: why did South Korea give us this dog shit fucking company
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: that feel when these shit doesnt pump that hard anymore
[+6] u/Traditional-Cloud154: 834 days of the clown show to go
[+6] u/Crypto_naut_: semis worthless all of a sudden
[+6] u/NutmegKilla: the stock market was supposed to be about lifting people up. its sad to see it become this
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: The "too many poor people loaded puts" switch has been flipped, adapt accordingly
[+6] u/ITeachYourKidz: you think mango snorts his adderall, or just shoves them directly up his ass?
[+6] u/upvz: this is the weakest taco of the year
[+6] u/twostroke1: I wonder how many people in here bought spcx at $200 and MU at $1200.
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: This market is so fucking bullshit lmfao
[+6] u/MrIntuition: 30 mins to go up $1 … 5 mins to lose it
[+6] u/0biWanChernobyl: i really miss sleepy joe
[+6] u/Due-Dirt-8428: All of the earths problems were solved for about 8 minutes this morning lmao
[+5] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: I gave my wife reta and now shes skinny and extremely hot and treats me poorly.
[+5] u/psymeariver: these SPY dumps are crazy
[+5] u/Long_Dong_Silver6: How will the market react when Iran attacks the mainland U.S.?
[+5] u/housemouse431: any green is a short covering rally, i think weve all been dooped thinking the big pump from end of march was anything besides getting retail sucked in
[+5] u/tocinoman: Bought the NVDA dip 🤌
[+5] u/tgaccione: What the fuck was that random SPY shrek dick that lasted like 5 seconds, just unloaded my SPY calls for a huge profit before it dropped back down lmao
[+5] u/kim82352: > CXMT shares debuted on the Shanghai stock exchange at an issue price of 8.66 yuan, but during the first session their price jumped to 54.65 yuan — a gain of approximately 530%. That boosted the company's market capitalization to around $539 billion, making it the most highly valued company listed on China's stock market.
[+5] u/LankyLibrary7662: Since we are dumbing can we can 2 % day
[+5] u/ComfortableWolf779: Surely nvdia deserves a higher market cap than apple right
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: Damn there’s some pussy ass bitches in here
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Take the money and run fellas
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears can't even keep SPY down a dollar and wsb is losing their minds 😂
[+5] u/stock_dude9: There’s no profits left to take
[+5] u/taconomtaco: sold my calls right before mango’s little market manipulation lmao
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: Jeffrey pumping will be released into the markets today
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tart891: In 3 minutes we learn who is putting fries in bag
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Time for an emergency rate cut
[+5] u/Typical-Layer-1253: There is a lot of panic selling on memory wow
[+18] u/Ecstatic_Layer_9736: Congrats ‘puts at open’ gang
[+15] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Get a job and start doing 0dte until you build your stake back.
[+14] u/holymolyratio: ngl this shit is gay asf
[+11] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: There has to be a significant amount of loss porn hiding right now
FFS the SOXL is down 50% in 30 days
🫵🏽STOP HIDING AND SHOW IT🫵🏽
[+11] u/Professional_Art3563: Fuck 🥭 and his retarded ass clowns
[+10] u/Intelligent_Time633: I mean what the shit is even this at this point. Guy buying scratch off tickets at the supermarket is getting a better return on investment.
[+10] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: AND IM FREEEEE
FREE FALLLLNNNNGGG
[+10] u/YTLupo: MONSTER ENERGY HAS PERFORMED BETTER THAN MICROSLOP FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS
[+10] u/iAmGrimTV: Feels like the market makers are going for a flawless victory against me today tbh
[+10] u/ajs723: We are either hitting a bottom today, or this is the beginning of a major major crash.
The rest of this week is going to be insane to watch.
[+10] u/ostlert: I wish I never learned about options. I lost so much money and then gained it all back, and now lost so much again. Fuck me.
[+10] u/LawngClaw17: Honestly the fact that everyone in here is laughing at memory and saying the run is over, makes me incredibly confident that it will go back up and is in fact, not over lol
[+9] u/slap_sum_stank_on_it: Life is too short to work, collecting unemployment, back in bed with ac on, classical music playing, had ice cream with whipped cream for breakfast
[+9] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: My gf said she'd take a shit on my neighbors car if they block my driveway again.
Chat, is she the one?
[+9] u/Competitive_Ride: Fuck trading, time to resell groceries in NYC. 30% profit
[+9] u/rivers-66: July just wiped all my gains this year wtf
[+9] u/noicedeb8r: SNDK lost more than 1000$ in a single month absolutely crazy
[+9] u/LemurLord: You just know some people in here bought sandick at 2250
[+9] u/CardiologistEqual336: how can i make $500k by 9am tmrw urgent
[+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: something retarded is about to happen. i can feel it in my peeballs
[+8] u/Bansionboy: dipped for 8 straight weeks, but JP Morgan now saying macro risks lol
[+8] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: People bought mu at 1200 when you could’ve waited and bought sandisk at 1200 LOL
[+8] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Let me guess, they aren't begging for a deal anymore.
[+8] u/ckami_91: *So you’re telling me the SpaceX IPO was the top?*
LMFAOOOO
[+8] u/TheFreshOne: Just one more pump, bro. Please just one more. Last time, I swear, bro.
[+8] u/DJAnarchie: what the hell man. i got calls and it slides in the morning. I got puts and some random green shrek dick ate my stop. rolled over to calls and it starts sliding back again.
[+8] u/Shoddy_Ad897: What % of this sub is getting Eiffel towered by mu and sndk
[+8] u/shaun5pais: Micron will touch 900 today hopefully
[+8] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Let’s say your port was worth $100k at it’s all-time high
And now you’re down 30%, a loss of $30k. Port at $70k now.
The next 30% down (what we are currently in the process of going thru), is only a loss of $21k. That’s LESS than the first 30% down.
The lesson for bols here is that’s it’s easier to ride the crash down the deeper it goes because you proportionally lose less on each leg down. The math works in your favor bols.
[+8] u/POOR-MORON: Too funny how they don’t allow indexes to drop
Margin calling all those leveraged on chips and pumping mag7 to keep indexes flat
Masterful, criminal activity
[+7] u/_freckles__: Is there a app where you can find sugar mommies
[+7] u/Winter_Pangolin_7023: I’m going to developed and ulcer playing these 0DTEs
[+7] u/djln491: Close at 730 and I’ll buy everyone in this thread absolutely nothing
[+7] u/Beneficial_Elk1205: I’m selling my puts… maybe I regret it maybe I don’t. So many put orders today and I have a sick feeling about a pump coming
[+7] u/FutureSage: I DECLARE A CEASEFIRE ON MY PORTFOLIO
[+7] u/No_Pressure5505: Not going to lie, feel robbed today. the 950k deal and iran+trump being calmer...
I felt certainly we would have a green day. Not a -1% day from QQQ.
Very, very upset on that.
Oh well, always tomorrow..
[+7] u/cooperfrost: Options are tough so I’m going to buy 2x long AND 2x short MU. Can’t possibly lose this way. I call it the WSB straddle
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: I’ll never fucking sell. Stop being a bitch
[+7] u/Ervii: im 9.5k away from turning $150 to 100k its been 1 month 12 days
[+7] u/SxeySteve: Memory volatility is just shaking out leverage. Don't know how low it goes, but I'm going to keep buying on these -10% days
[+7] u/SpitefulSeagull: People bought SPCX at $200
[+7] u/Typingtext: If I had held my 0DTE puts would've turned 2K into 15K. Instead I paper handed at 6K and went into calls thinking I was smart, now I'm down 50% already. Being a bitch never pays.
[+7] u/Pauldoc001: How can SpaceX be down after they have been just awarded the contract for the Death Star by the Galactic Mango Empire?
[+7] u/niceee_guyyy: Wow thought it was gon be big green day, turns out im big wrong
[+7] u/ckami_91: It is now safer to buy crypto than the stonk market
LMFAOOO
[+7] u/VeryMercurial: This fucking turtle in congress can disappear for nearly 2 months and not get fired. I’d be gone after one day of not responding to an email without notice 😭
[+6] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: Wow what fucking bullshit
[+6] u/Eastern-Contact-2034: SPY turbo dump inbound
[+6] u/westernwasteland: Today was exactly like that Truman Show meme. Naturally, I over leveraged into daily calls first thing in the morning and blew up most of my account. Then I tried to chase everything, but ended up on the wrong side.
[+6] u/PhoKingWild: Yeah I don’t trust this pump
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: I should’ve sat on my hands this morning
[+6] u/Diguojigood: one more big red candle, apple's momentum will be killed
[+6] u/razeusv2: I see we are on some bullshit today.
[+6] u/djln491: Time to shoot up $2 and theta us to death
[+6] u/jetpilot6969: Very convincing V bols
[+6] u/RockinOutCockOut: Ngl this is the dip before the second god pump pump that will shred vwap
[+6] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: You buy a put, it's wrong. Buy a call it's wrong too. It's like someone is trading iron condors...
[+6] u/eastbay77: is the "taking profits" narrative still alive?
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: Coca-Cola up nearly 2% and SPY being almost exactly flat tells you what you need to know. Rotating to boring blue chips from volatile tech. The market wants to see ROI now and will punish aimless CapEx.
[+5] u/ramy_mousa: what a melodramatic market
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: So when is $NVDA gonna shrek today?
[+5] u/YTLupo: Frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed.
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Locked in some 7/31 760c
We will see 700 EOW ☹️
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #BRO FOLDED LIKE A FUKEN OLD FUK LMAO
[+5] u/Not_Made_by_Design: GENTS ARE WE FUCKED??
[+17] u/JaredFlys: This market under 🥭 sucks
[+15] u/ultrastonk1997: its insane that i literally pick the wrong options 100% of the time, crazy work
[+11] u/Warm_Implement3088: JENSEN NEXT EARNINGS:
YEAH WE RAISED 900 QUADGAZILLION DOLBARS TO BUILD DATA CENTER ON TOP OF MALL OF AMERICA WHICH WILL BE RELOCATED TO BE ON TOP OF LAKE TAHOE.
THIS MOVE WILL DECREASE OUR SPENDING BY 10 TIDDLYWINKTILLION
[+11] u/Mean_Category_8933: I think I need to diversify…
[+11] u/moorhound: MAG7 in spring: "we're increasing AI capex to stay agile and ahead of the curve"
MAG7 in summer: "we're increasing AI capex due to increased input costs"
MAG7 in fall: "we're increasing AI capex because we're already cost-sunk"
MAG7 in winter: "we're increasing AI capex because we've birthed an insatiable beast that gorges on debt and shits out broken promises"
[+10] u/miniscule_rycegrain: Gamble a years salary on a 0dte.
Worse case, you have to work an extra year before retirement.
Best case, you retire today. Basically almost no risk.
[+10] u/kantargi: The road back to +100% starts now. Only 200% to go
[+9] u/Infamous_Protection3: I’m amazed at my ability to loose money
[+9] u/FrostingOk2692: TSLA gonna need to hustle a bit more to reach that 52w low
[+9] u/OCTOVENG: WHOA! "Trump Accounts" have to keep all their cash reserves in Trump's stablecoin?!?
Shouldn't that be illegal?
[+9] u/Kepsoo97: Wait until you See a real KOSPI dump tonight
[+9] u/AlasKansastan: I swear they fuck with the premarket on Sundays just to come in here and laugh at the hope they're gonna wipe out the next monday
[+8] u/astromouse2024: When GTA 6 is at 99% and you feel a snail touch your leg
[+8] u/Electrical_Raisin_93: I sold most of my positions
This market is getting scary tbh
[+8] u/Chaotic_Stardust: manifesting the V :pray:
[+8] u/moorhound: Remember when everyone thought they were gonna be rich after the PDT rule was removed
[+8] u/Scarfaceb1tch: If MU doesn’t drop in the next hour I’m completely toasted
[+8] u/zestykite: wtf is that volume on that candle. geezus.
[+8] u/ohnoallmymoneyisgone: I watched my SPY calls go from +100% to -20% lmfao
[+8] u/zestykite: dont get too excited bulls... every pump has been a dump in disguise today.
[+7] u/CorndogSummer: Ok let’s just say Mitch is actually alive - why won’t they release a video of him speaking??
[+7] u/dreamer_Neet: If you dont do calls, you hate free money
[+7] u/AlasKansastan: Fuck the funds and fuck you idiots who went on margin
[+7] u/Zuko2001: So why exactly did we pump premarket and why exactly are we dumping now? This is proof all news is just retrofitted to make sense of the irrationality of the markets retarded movements.
[+7] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: What’s coming first mu $1000 or sndk $1000!!!
[+7] u/shawthdalord: Pls lord i have seen what you have done for others
[+7] u/ateranol: WTF? I was told that holding ETFs was safe? How the fuck am I down so much?
Port: SOXL, MUU, TQQQ
[+7] u/Adventurouscra: https://preview.redd.it/0a31mdh6ftfh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=76b0996b74a8839b291896df5a8e0f385232a97c
SNDK
[+6] u/kryptonyk: Bol were talking SOOOO much shit too 😭
[+6] u/shawthdalord: Some days i need a miracle. Today is the day
[+6] u/Etheikin: i'm out, liquidating my stocks to be r/Bogleheads
[+6] u/Appropriate_Cat7722: China will kick our ass
[+6] u/Ledd10: QQQ is becoming sexy
[+6] u/JalexM: someone fat fingered!
[+6] u/Sam_Vicious2: Only need 25% gain on DRAM to breakeven 🤠
[+6] u/natebro142: I knew memory was going to be volatile
But damn it’s got hands
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: CLOWN MARKET CLOWN FIESTA
[+6] u/Az_az_zel: Bers didn’t take profit. Tale old as time. 7500
[+5] u/Yung_King_: Panic selling rn as we speak
[+5] u/Saeonic: You ever get the feeling all the moves already happened for the time being? Searching for the next setup but ile never find it till I stop looking.
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Paper handed 4 weeks ago seems like the best decision
[+5] u/aew2019: It's just money; it's made up. Pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don't have to kill each other just to get something to eat.
[+13] u/MrNo_Balls: If everything is priced in, why do prices even move?
[+11] u/Meteyu32: Why are the random clear manipulation candles never in my favor ...
[+11] u/ClaudesSexBot: STOCK MARKET TIME BABY ATH LETS PUMP
[+10] u/Ancient_Stretch1746: Bears are 2 weeks away from a nuclear weapon
[+9] u/hotCupADank: Iran says war escalating. trump says having friendly talks. FUCKING LOL
[+9] u/Same_Bag711: ChatGPT says I’ll have 6 million by the time I’m 45 if I put my investable money in index funds so instead I think I’ll try and be rich now by continuing my daily calls and losing every single one
[+9] u/NervousChemistry7401: 30 mins of work gone in two candles.
[+8] u/the6ixgirl: Everyone involved in this needs to be locked up
[+8] u/9tacos: r/oil in shambles lmao
[+8] u/This_Huckleberry_473: I think we should apologize to the Koreans, we do this shit to ourselves
[+8] u/Careful-Weight-702: “Talks going well” wars over boys green incoming
[+8] u/RagingBearBull: Oh shit, the US has a 1000 year supply of refined gasoline in storage.
that is alot of gas!
[+8] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: Hot tip
Taylor Farms is pivoting into biological weapons manufacturing.
[+8] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: theta grunberg wins again.
[+7] u/catgoescow: Who else blew up their account today
[+7] u/luchinocappuccino: The market right now is like navigating a relationship with an unstable person. Gotta walk on eggshells. don't know what can instantly make them happy or depressed af
[+7] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Monke don’t want to be rich anymore, Monke just wants his money back
[+7] u/MagJack: Selling CSPs on INTC pre-earnings was in fact, not free money.
[+7] u/A10cc: Imagine buying SPCX at over $ 200 LMAO.
Fucking morons LMAO.
[+7] u/ImpossibleForm: Ceasefire in time for mag7 earnings? Sounds like puts for next week for me
[+7] u/unexceptiontotherule: I would’ve been better off just sitting out the April-June rally at this point. Unbelievable.
[+7] u/ClaudesSexBot: All thats left is for trump to mention micron or AI and we moon
[+7] u/Salt_Contract342: As usual, AH proves to be meaningless
[+7] u/orcassharks: RIP Koreans. Now every mofo there margin called.
[+7] u/Drassigehond: This mango fellow is going to turn conglomerate usa to another failed company
[+7] u/Neemzeh: Power hour is a fucking joke now. doesn't exist anymore
[+6] u/Electrical_Life9697: All memory spend will funnel into ServiceNow’s ticketing platform
Support tickets will replace data centers in 2028
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: I am once again here to tell you I’m getting wrecked
[+6] u/SundayAMFN: sell your stocks you retards
[+6] u/Haikoe: These tacos are turning real fucking ineffective dude
[+6] u/ohaikuupo: Now this is pod racing
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: Another end at 0.00 incoming. Wow.
[+6] u/Then-Cup-5153: this is 100% a trump manipulation pump into close...
[+6] u/hotCupADank: it exists, but it;s the first hour of the day
[+6] u/TruthFantastic1741: We haven't seen max leverage until a 8x Micron ETF drops
[+6] u/EasilyGod: My hedge fucked my port today, nice
[+6] u/ChesterfieldK: entire afternoon coulda been a fuckin email
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: 0dte bols quadrupling down for that V 😂🤡
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: pretty close on iran? pretty close to what you fucking retard holy fuck this guy is so fucking retarded
[+5] u/FinallyArt: AI is over I guess? NVDA going bankrupt? How else to explain this shit lol
[+5] u/Beerplz94: made 400 bucks lost 1k it is what it is