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[+38] u/HighwayExotic2808: Fuck you assholes for introducing me to MU
[+29] u/Pete26l96: Such a great feeling having over $100K saved / invested. Just lost my job a week ago and have to get back to the job hunt in this terrible job market but don't feel any desperation, dread, or anxiety.
Just did an interview and left it feeling good, not even bothered if I get the position or not, or if I get rejected 1000 times in a row.
Obviously I know $100K is not a lot of money in the grand scheme of things, but for a single guy with no family, I'm chilling.
[+21] u/YTLupo: One of my friends I've known for 16 years died very unexpectedly today.
Completely Reality Shattering, hold those that you love close.
Have a nice weekend everyone
[+20] u/Peeeeech: SPCX delisted next week
[+20] u/CardiologistEqual336: 🥭: “iran may come for me”
stocks: 📈
[+20] u/Vlisa: "SK Hynix on Nasdaq is gonna be a crazy day!"
>slowly deflating farting sound
[+18] u/Autistic-Bot: https://preview.redd.it/ipnc1a3ukgch1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627f5ece2be5632b235bfc7f1340fc7dd58a6564
[+17] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: That dude who put his entire 401k into SPCX has gotta be hurting bad
[+16] u/GigachadInvestor: Well I’m officially bankrupt. Trading was fun while it lasted.
[+16] u/e30jawn: In space no one can hear you bag hold.
[+16] u/sjtomcat: Bought calls. Didn’t hold. Would’ve made a lot. Ended up chasing and losing $500. fricken retarded
[+15] u/Saeonic: War is for After Market Hours Only
[+15] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: what a shit day for MU and DRAM lol
[+15] u/king_of_all_retards: # OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET YOU BASTARDS!!!
[+14] u/nebula504: Revenge trading is the worst I turned a 1500 dollar lost into an 7k loss. I need help for real
[+13] u/Bonkers119: My account made $10 bucks today. It’s honest work.
[+13] u/Vlisa: The Modern Investor
https://preview.redd.it/ikiea97lkgch1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc9253e15c881bee2a7f1a5184eed52b03db848
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #90% of stocks are in a bear market but SPY is in a bull market LMAO🤌
[+12] u/Shoty6966-_-: So you’re telling me war is priced in but the 49th peace deal is not
[+11] u/zurijer: Some regards bought SPCX at $225 a share btw.
[+11] u/aftherith: Owning space stocks is fun because you get to loose 80% of your money and then get maybe 20% of it back during the next meme run in a couple years.
[+11] u/Meeting_Ok2: The amount of money I've missed out on by selling to early is ridiculous
[+11] u/jmc774: Sk Hynix was a disappointment
[+10] u/miata_only: I'm starting to feel like this chat may not be a fiduciary, you guys
[+10] u/Bazzer82: Yeah, that's it SPCX. Fucking die like you deserve to.
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: God bless the FIFA camera men for zooming in on the hotties as always. Thank you for your service🙏
[+10] u/Even-Square-6246: Yesteday I sold meta and nvda to buy more MU bye
[+10] u/EducationalCicada: We'll never have a -1% day ever again.
It literally won't be allowed.
[+9] u/kalllllllllllllll: Lmao what happened to spacex at the final minute
[+9] u/SupportMedium9487: dram scammed me can i sue them
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Contrarian? Nah. I’m just packing a 2cm micropeen and a 42.069 IQ
[+9] u/Ble_h: I made about 50 trades and ended down 100 bucks. Am I a day trader yet?
[+9] u/Independent-Egg9086: It sure doesn't feel like 1% to ATH while most stocks are down what gives lol?
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: Friend checked in asking about am I alive and saying I’ve been quiet lately
Bruh they doing wellness checks. Ig they know about my port 🧐
[+9] u/No-Comfortable9123: Down to my last $100 🥊🚫👂🔔
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: MU next week @1200 and I promise I will unload these calls to buy shares longterm plseasee
[+8] u/Club-Loud: At this point the market is ✨️ m e m o r y ✨️ and ✨️s p a c e ✨️ and im fucking bored of it
[+8] u/Big_Love_3070: Today was very gay. Gay because of me
[+8] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: weekend war, perhaps
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: My old man tells me that back in the day one hour at minimum wage was enough to buy tickets to see Springsteen, The Who, or Led Zeppelin and he'd still have enough for a beer or two.
Today, people are taking out loans to finance the parking pass.
[+8] u/icydash: Well turns out all that worry over SK and the AI bubble bursting was for nothing and the memory stocks held up fine. See you in Valhalla next week as I ride the memory stacks on the next leg up.
[+8] u/9tacos: Space bags 💼 heavy even in zero gravity
[+8] u/kemar7856: I'm starting a company called Pokemon btcAI quantum peptide corp who wants to be a early investor 💪
[+8] u/External_Antelope357: I just want a 300x trade to cover my losses! Is it too much to ask?
[+8] u/OrdinaryReasonable63: Whoever suggested that ASTS was gonna pump last month needs to be tarred and feathered. 😡
[+8] u/stupidber: Can't wait to watch all my META gains evaporate over the 🅱️eekend
[+8] u/darkspherei: MU as dead as Mitch McConnell
[+8] u/5uNmk: Waiting for Korea to dump before going into SKHY
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: That trading day was the gayest thing I’ve seen since looking in the mirror
[+8] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: They figured out how to pump spy without stocks 😂
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #SPY dips -0.1% and every individual stock drops dead. Later on SPY recovers and turns green, none of the individual stocks recover LMAO🤌
[+7] u/wildcat1055: A couple of months ago I suggested to a business contact to buy ASTS, now they're ghosting me.
I get it, ngl.
[+7] u/Asleep-Implement5938: I hope kim jong un invades those fucks after what they did to my DRAM calls last night
[+7] u/sami_regard: What a shit Friday. Friday is supposed be a dump day. Fuck today.
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Bulls, you win. I just fired a ton more cash into long positions.
[+7] u/GigachadInvestor: Might blow my brains out tonight, idk
[+7] u/dbainerr: Alright fellas time to start droppin bombs and ruining ceasefires!
[+7] u/brute-forced: Lmao SPCX “investors” - bag holdin’ bitches gave their money to the first trillionaire.
$1,000,000,000,000
[+7] u/9tacos: Ketchup soup dinner and then a ice toaster bath 😒
[+7] u/Even-Square-6246: Most Americans don’t even have $300 in their accounts for emergencies so don’t feel too bad losing $3k in odte
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: The neighbor down the street, is straight up hosing down the inside of her mailbox.
It's not a weird idea, it's just weird to see
[+7] u/Even-Square-6246: MU was supposed to stand for Massive Upside til I bought
[+7] u/uncsucks: Doubling down on puts until I'm destitute.
[+7] u/Even-Square-6246: 🥭 telling people to buy MU didn’t work it only work on intel cause nana is watching it. Nobody even watches MU
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Sndk is basically mu on crack
[+7] u/sum1datausedtokno: date, marry, ghost
sndk, mu, skhy. go
[+7] u/AerieZealousideal330: I could be wrong, I've been wrong before, but I have a feeling that sending your retirement money to Mars is not really a good idea.
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: #WHY ARE NONE OF YOU BUYING CALLS
[+7] u/spacemoses: i made so much money today i might start my fireplace with a stack of $100s for fun
[+7] u/GuyFaulks77: Bears wiped out again today lmao
[+7] u/Shoty6966-_-: Bought 751 puts for next Wednesday just so you fucks can experience more ATH. You’re welcome
[+7] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: They pamping spy to ath but leaving us memory, ai, space regards behind 😂
[+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Imagine not buying the dip when 🥭 tanked the market on march 30
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: it's ridiculous how flat these past few closes have been..
[+6] u/External_Antelope357: B2 spotted over Iran
[+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Bears loaded up on puts for the weekend because they think ww3 gonna break out before Monday.
Peace talks going well. New ATH's by next Friday.
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: Is there a pool for how long it takes mango to declare total war this weekend?
[+6] u/MagneticRetard: time to restart the iran war per weekend tradition
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: I was on the gamestore sub for a laugh and there's a guy who has been holding for the past 5 and a half years asking what the timeline is lmao
[+6] u/BearContra: We just brought back sanctions on Iran which effectively nullifies the MoU. All things are set up for a major escalation over the weekend. If it happens, USO is opening at 120 on monday. SPY and QQQ should be down 2% by open.
[+6] u/No_Balls_Long_Calls: Only down 6.45% all time guys if it keeps going like this I may become.... dare I say it.... profitable!?
[+6] u/jer_nyc84: So when will the speculative basket pump again?
[+6] u/RJ5R: Welp, it's 4:15pm on a Friday. Another couple hours and US and Iran will start shooting at each other again, Iran will then close the strait that was opened then closed then opened then closed and was open before the war, and Trump posts tweets on truth social threatening to destroy their civilization. Y'know just a routine Friday these days. I'm getting off work soon and looking forward to a WEN biggie bag
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Lets be honest $150 for spcx is kind of ridiculous
[+6] u/buffalowangy: Prepared for some wild war news this weekend
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: A lot of spcx future bag holders in the midst.
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: IMAGINE buying wildly expensive memes like spcx 🤡🤡 even better, imagine believing anything Muskrat says to justify his trash. What happened to never ending tsla growth and a million robotaxis by 2020 simps? 😂😂
[+6] u/Duckiesauce07: Was up 9k then lost 6k then threw the rest into MSFT calls
[+6] u/Background-Nothing71: What have they done to my baby RKLB, what have you doneeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭
[+6] u/Sam_Vicious2: I will never buy another spy put again
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Stop being fixated on 1-2 stocks. Plenty of fishes out there......
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Delete this day and cancel every trade made.
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: *They made me a SPCX bag holder against my will. This should be illegal.*
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: My first day trading options and I got liquidated 🕺
Everything is fine my account balance is basically flat on the day but now my brokerage knows I'm regarded.
[+5] u/hylian_prince: Made 5k this week on the Sandisk dip! Building up my portfolio with small but consistent gains.
[+5] u/TheWokenessInjector: I demand to speak to the manager of MU.
[+5] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: DID YALL GET CLAPPED BY MU?
[+5] u/NecromancyAndFries: Somebody hamburger help me
[+5] u/idgafbroski: calls are up 100% on some no name e-commerce stock ~~chat gpt~~ my financial advisor told me to buy
[+5] u/PayNatural9792: I made 700 bucks with credit spreads, maybe thats the way
[+5] u/slytythesneakyguy: Up 21k on my meta calls today. Did I sell? Absolutely not. Took a screenshot tho.
[+5] u/Spay_Sex: "No one claimed responsibility Friday for airstrikes that hit Iran after the U.S. said it finished its attacks, leaving questions about who else may be targeting the Islamic Republic."
Anonymous bombing...Seems concerning that bombs are flying and no one knows where they are coming from.
[+5] u/doritodeathstar: CRAYONS DOWN
wait, market's been closed for a while
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Shocking that despite all of the downvotes, nothing could save the MU callholder army
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: Looks like I’ll forever be holding these MU bags I guess
[+5] u/RegardCognition: Wtf almost all stocks I observe are barely green or red, and SPY pumps 0,5% almost reaching ATH level? What kind of magic is that.
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: Even sandisk had a 3% day and MU suck ass
[+18] u/VinAsheel: There should be a poll on this thread if you're either a bull or bear on the day.
That way we can easily inverse this sub and print money
[+17] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: HoldingOvertheWeekend gang checking in.
[+16] u/looool_k_libtard: So it’s either continue to chase the extended memory rally, buy into semis and hope they pump again, hold growth stocks that just keep bleeding every day with rate hike and inflation fears, or buy boomer dividend stocks that go up 1% a month
[+14] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: SK Hymen was a bigger disappointment than me being born
[+12] u/Paul_Robert_: Just spoke with Mitch for 10 minutes, he's looking forward to buying the dip
[+10] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: Scam Altman out here trying to collect Mag 7 lawsuits like Thanos collecting stones
[+10] u/Snoo_4496: they said SK Hynix will bring up MU
mf itself stayed red together with MU 😭😭
[+9] u/unexceptiontotherule: Daily lol @ SPCX baggies
[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: Cathie must short every ARKK holding in her personal account. That's the only way any of this makes sense.
[+9] u/ThetaGrim: Lesson learned, there's no such thing as a bottom
[+9] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Oil gonna open at $90 a bbl monday i can feel it in my plums
[+9] u/Yeetman603: Time to black out all weekend so I can forget about my losses and debt for the weekend!
[+9] u/Dude_HaHa: # Imagine if China lands on Taiwan during the TSM earnings call LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/jraiv420: SNDK will moon because SK Hymen is so trash
[+8] u/znightmaree: Holy shit AAPL is trying to destroy OpenAI
[+8] u/jraiv420: Surely the Koreans won't rug SK Sunday night
[+8] u/SteakEater137: META - Just doing random shit, throwing everything at the wall and waits to see what sticks. Also being fined by the EU and multiple states in the trillions for the purposefully addictive nature of their products.
Market - I love this. Have an 11% week even though I've been dumping you for 3 months before this. I didn't like how much CapEx you were spending, but now that you're spending even more, I really like it.
[+8] u/Hwangoutpltr: Picked the wrong week to quit huffing cat shit
[+8] u/KandiBoyRav3r: 25% of my port is on spy puts that expire Monday. I can see the lambo in my driveway already
[+8] u/Hwangoutpltr: Anybody here have a fat hog?
[+7] u/JJlaim: When will MU going to stop stalling and start pumping till 1500? Its been two weeks of shitting itself already
[+7] u/Senior-Jaguar-1018: everyone so confidently dumping on space stocks means they’re definitely gonna shrek soon
actual logic is irrelevant
[+7] u/user365735: SK Hynix CEO sees worst memory shortage in 2027, demand to outstrip supply beyond 2030
[+7] u/DipSniper69: give me a play to turn 1200 into 2.7 Billion.
[+7] u/Background-Ad-5319: Maybe the profits were the friends me made along the way?
[+7] u/unikuenobody: !banbet qqq -4.3% 1w
[+7] u/Bravadette: "The second-biggest single trade of the day was in nuclear business Oklo
, where someone bought $46 million worth of 200-strike calls expiring in January 2028, as well as $21 million of 90-strike calls expiring in mid-December. The stock currently trades at $50."
[Jul 9 2026](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/09/a-huge-trade-just-happened-on-the-nasdaq-100-bulls-are-taking-notice.html?taid=6a4ff638b24617000126f9fd&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_content=main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter)
[+7] u/_rockthemike: Biggest 24h account swing I’ve ever had thank you to META I take back everything bad I ever said about u
[+7] u/Leading_Price8742: Had a good year until the death of a loved one then managed to blow up 60% of my funny money account. At what point do you hang up the hat boys
[+7] u/Some_Edge1544: Chat can I get a bear award for being gey
[+6] u/True_Job_7845: Anytime I buy more than one contract on anything I get absolutely demolished. If I buy one contract or no contracts, I'm always 100% right all of the time
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: I'm surprised there aren't more copyright lawsuits flying towards all these ai companies. Should be thousands upon thousands of them.
The current admin shutting everything down or what?
[+6] u/Fabbbbbbbbio: \-5k today fuck being a ghey ber
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: up 76% ytd SPY can fuck off
[+6] u/Final-Ad4960: Bitch fggt institutions like to prop it up
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Everything goes up except the companies people actually use like msft and nflx 🫠
[+6] u/ting-ting_jahe: After next week I’m done
[+6] u/Notmikeyouidiot: Cant believe i sold $760C for next week for -25% today and they finished +30%.
and i switched to another position that went -30% lmfao
suck my nuts
[+6] u/CharmingSoil: The random war talk continues to be annoying.
[+6] u/FartPolluter: NSA have an entire department dedicated to finding out who exactly is posting about taking massive dumps on the wsb weekend thread. Was in the Snowden files
[+6] u/Snowman33001: My margin buffer is uncomfortably high for the weekend!
I’m freaking out!
[+6] u/trsx5: Nobody went broke taking profits
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # 1. Fuck Hormuz, and the gulf oil.
# 2. Fuck Russian refineries, Ukraine drones them.
# 3. WTI to $500, SPY to 250, QQQ to 200, US10Y to 20%
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: How are our fellow NFLX bag holders doing, havent heard this ticker here in a while
[+5] u/Crackastackaa: Turns out space is lame and the AI circle jerk is still really cool! Place your bets accordingly.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: LOL AAPL suing OpenAI.
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Went to McCallister's to get their "new" French dip sandwich. Guy at the counter asked if I want it "Chicago" style and I said "what's that?". He said it has peppers. I get it home, and it has carrots and celery on it. I'm homicidal now. WHO THE FUCK puts carrots and celery on a fucking sandwich??
[+5] u/Bravadette: DON'T CLOSE THE CASINO
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: HOOD pulled this crap last Friday, too. Next time I won't be fooled.
>!I will be fooled again!<
[+5] u/SeasonOk8915: That mango 🥭 crash this AM cost me $10k. If I would have held would be up +$30k today.
[+5] u/aquaticsardonic: Anyone else playing the Black Flag remake 🏴☠️
[+5] u/nyse25: Some of you people deserve to get replaced by AI and it shows!
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: the moment you sell MU for a loss is the moment it rips
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Can everyone in here agree Robinhood has the worst order fills always paying above the ask
[+5] u/iTouchStuff: US DEMANDS IRAN STATE THAT HORMUZ IS OPEN: AP CITING OFFICIALS
IF WE DON'T GET THE NUCLEAR DUST, WE DO NOT HAVE A DEAL WITH IRAN – SENIOR U.S. OFFICIALS
JUST IN : US DEPLOYS 20 WARSHIPS AND 2 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS TOWARDS IRAN
it wouldnt be a weekend without war . lmaooooo
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Bers smell like shit and are awful fathers
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: bro another MSFT downgrade today lmfao. this truly is msft downfall ---> the next paypal
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+5] u/nd3h9bbc: I have more than 100K in my portfolio and after all of today's ups and downs, I ended up gaining $62. Ho Hum.
[+5] u/KidTone21: CENTCOM doesn't tweet until 4:30 btw
[+5] u/Novel-Sprinkles4135: im too afraid to look at my balance
[+5] u/GneissFrog: NVDA has been dead money for a year now. Above 200? Next stop 180. Below 180? Next stop 200. Once a particular stock becomes such a massive options market, the action gets killed, despite blockbuster earnings, growth, projections. Too much hedging both ways for it to ever truly breakout.
I think MU is entering that phase now. It won't matter how much demand there is for memory, or what their margins are, etc, etc, the stock is just going to be stuck in a range for a year, spinning in circles as the most valuable theta producer on the planet. Sell puts, sell calls, collect that premium.
[+5] u/tropicalia84: Everything fucking soaring after hours any news?
[+16] u/BearlyBearishBear: SpaceX bulls really thought Elon was gonna discover an asteroid made of blowjobs 🤭
[+12] u/BearlyBearishBear: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
[+11] u/AlmostAsianJim: Consumer electronics are up 10-25% in price the last couple months alone. Don't see myself upgrading any electronics this year. Also can't imagine the average consumer is doing a lot of buying this year either.
[+9] u/savemoney_god: # I think i'm gonna down a case of beer and go for a drive to clear my mind
[+9] u/potato111a: WTF SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY CAR AND LEFT A BUNCH OF SPCX CALLS LMAO 🤌
[+9] u/Crazy_Donkies: Let the bear black Monday market prophecies story sharing begin.
[+9] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: He’s gonna cum in both bags
[+8] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Wanted to full port nvidia at 190 but this sub talked me out of it smh
[+8] u/magneticpasta9: Why didn't walter white just buy calls. Fucking idiot
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: 🌮 Conversations between Iran and U.S. have been productive: Senior U.S. officials say either a deal is made or it isn’t 😂
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: Life pro tip:
The biggest leverage you will ever have with a company is the ability and willingness to walk away on good terms
It's just french fries
🫵 I can fry them somewhere else
[+8] u/fitnessfinance88: Bullish on blockbuster
[+7] u/thrillho145: Nvda keeping my port alive, just like old times
[+7] u/rhuffq: When people say to do leap options do they really mean leaping off a building is an option?
[+7] u/Hells-waiting-room: Made 35K this week, and for a brief moment, I felt alive.
[+7] u/Soossaaaa: if you're into a girl and she looks like her dad is it sus
[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: Reddit is bullish on META, time to sell.
Stock going back to $89.
[+6] u/cinJESUS: BERRORIST WEEKEND CONFIRMED 🧸
[+6] u/juliakeiroz: \>he didnt buy the obvious NVDA dip
just say you hate money already
[+6] u/juliakeiroz: >\>"SK Hynix"
south korea can't be a real place bro even their fucking companies are named like k-pop groups
[+6] u/BatMore6724: DRAM big dick pump next week?
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: Meta already had an AI app for awhile but no one noticed or cared until 2 days ago
[+6] u/ImpossibleForm: Insane rally, congrats bols!
[+5] u/bendraw: Do you think Jensen ever takes off the coat? Part of me thinks he definitely wears it while getting nvidinasty.
[+5] u/ToonamiNights: At what point is Iran harballing the US actually going to fuck global supply chains because I'm pretty sure it's staying like this for a long time. They have infinite leverage over Trump and there's nothing he can do about it
[+5] u/LopsideLeg: BRING BACK THE MAY MARKET
[+5] u/hallett21: Open the weekend Dow
[+5] u/cryptohorn: New 'Ex-Elon' ETFs Would Strip Musk's Tesla And SpaceX From Major Indexes
[+5] u/NebulaBorn6389: I bought some SK at 169. I like the company. That’s it. Thought i should share
[+5] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: Stopped trading (and losing money)
I feel better but empty, i cant explain it.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: amazing how Meta lowkey shook everyone
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: No deal? You’re cease fired!
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: Time for weekend strikes, crypto shorts open for the dump
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: I put $500 in Wendy's stock how am I not a billionaire by now
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: this week took off at least 10 years of my living span
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: Bulls think Mitch McConnell is alive 🤭
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Have you ever been so frustrated with a trade it makes you break down in tears ??? This shit will literally bring you to your knees 😭😂
[+5] u/RegularAnalyst4624: META bols soon finding out what "Stock dilution" means. Aka, Zuck unloads the bag on you so he can build his pipe dreams
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: These weekend strikes will crash the market - just like the past 16 weekends
[+5] u/hv876: We are gonna get 25 posts of the same Apple suing OpenAI story over the weekend.
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: Wow, total sideways day. All accounts +/- 0.
[+5] u/need_five_more_chara: Baaad day for my degen account, boomer account is alright tho.
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Spacetard calls were uh, not the way. Happy Friday degenerates!
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Who else thinks googl restricted Meta’s access to gemini is because they were trying to train their own models through gemini like alibaba.
[+5] u/Kindled808: Follow up with a 2% week just to stun the non believers. You know it to be true
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: If you didn’t buy calls for Monday you’re dumber than you look
[+5] u/TheRealArmament: Up 8k this week as theta gang feelsgoodman
[+5] u/silver54: 100% chance of calls hitting
[+20] u/Cav829: >BREAKING: The US gives Iran a 24 hour deadline to "publicly say that they will stop shooting at ships and explicitly acknowledge that they screwed up," adding that they must say "every channel in the strait will be open and that it will be toll-free." The official warns there will be "harsh consequences" if Iran refuses, saying "if it is not their position tomorrow, it is not gonna be a great day for them."
[+11] u/Slightlybadpicks: Got a fresh haircut and the bartender at my local neighborhood bar complimented me 😏😏 Hide your stepmothers 😏😏
[+10] u/Professional_Art3563: Bers you have 24 hours to “publicly say that you will stop buying puts and explicitly acknowledge that you screwed up”
[+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: The gym sluts are just fantastic. I would much rather go the gym than a night club. It's almost the same thing.
[+9] u/Metal-Water: Tradings the only exciting thing in my life right now. I’m ready for Monday
[+9] u/vermilli21: # DIDNT KNOW THAT DIARRHEA OUTBREAK WAS THE CATALYST FOR SPY 755
[+8] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Centcom sitting patiently in silence as 🥭waits for futures to close before authorizing a ground invasion ☝️
[+8] u/westernwasteland: Thankful to live in Canada they fixed my ass today at the hospital. 🙏🏥
[+8] u/JohanLiebert92: At least no more 3 day weekends...I need my regarded fix
[+7] u/Put-Dick-In-Anything: Taylor Swift was a virgin before marriage?
[+7] u/sayemsosa: So no ceasefire stonks go up okkkkk
[+7] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/ThriveGuy15 (0W - 1L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **MU** ▲ | $991.98 → $33333.00 | +3260.2% | 1d | Lost |
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I'm feeling way too euphoric today. Praying I'm not dreaming, or something bad doesn't happen...
[+7] u/PalpateMe: Why did I sell my NVDA leaps at 203 this morning 🫠
[+7] u/TheNicestRedditor: My port is haunted by the ghost of Mitch McConnell
[+7] u/Samjabr: BE. Why did you make me buy you at the top?
[+7] u/Standard_Tea8250: MU 1200 when to save memory bagholding bros
[+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: Didn’t crush it this week but also didn’t get crushed 💪
Have a good one bros
[+6] u/Spiritual-Hat-700: Bitcoin to 64,500 by 7 pm
[+6] u/Lopez0889: Whatever happened with that one dude who said something like "fuck all of you, I'm buying one of everything! You're all going down with me?"
[+6] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Now the settlement will be free chatgpt premium subscription for all apple users to next 5 years
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Just woke up from my ber depression nap.
Happy weekend everyone.
[+5] u/fooish_moral: why ber walking funny?
[+5] u/Independent-Eye9513: Do we know if DeepfuckingValue ever sold his GameStop?
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Has CRWV ever gone up? Or only goes down?
[+5] u/C0up7: “Apple sues OpenAI.” Welp, another red day on Monday I guess.
[+5] u/CannaBhudda: Leveraged to the tits on NFLX its not going well but I am discovering maybe I like pain. So I got that going for me
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I wanna have seggsy time but I’m very sad because I’m a NFLX and ORCL bag holder 😔
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: I miss when Ellie Goulding was poppin
[+5] u/tortoisepump: Cramer: your money is safe with ~~Lehman Brothers~~ SPCX
[+5] u/ajibtunes: I had a one some last night
[+5] u/fraggin601: !banbet RKLB +30% 1M
[+5] u/thegoldenfinn: So apparently all the stocks I owned were down in an up market today. What the hell was up?
[+5] u/nasdaqslut: Mannn imagine if OpenAI was public rn
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Why everyone talking about gamecock? What’s up?
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Why not just arrest and deport bers and short sellers would be infinite money glitch 1 put=1 month jail
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: people we are not in a bull market. there have been many corrections since last year and even the year before
[+5] u/tiger1191: Grill some chicken and taters on the blackstone and crack a cold one
[+5] u/Sick0h: Apple and Musk both trying to take down OpenAI? Damn, maybe this AI shit really is more powerful than we think.
[+5] u/Sick0h: We’ve had trouble with more than 2 consecutive green days here recently so I sold my calls before close. Prepare for Monday to open likely at ATH.
[+5] u/thoughterly: What should I do if I think I might be ber curious or even ber-sexual?
[+5] u/YOLOdollhair: Went from +$900 in the morning session to giving it back and making a measly $92 by close. Profit is profit.
I need to stop trading after the morning sessions when I'm green.
[+5] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: Robinhood's built in AI can now place trades, what could go wrong
[+5] u/TreGet234: One more week until spy retests 700. Then we faceripper to 820 until december. Then we get the crampus tumble into hell.
[+5] u/FutureSage: SK Hynix $400 in 3 months.
[+5] u/Successful_Car1670: Don’t worry comrade Korea has 5 year plan
[+5] u/mikehoochie1234: If QQQ can hit 800 in a few months I’ll be a thousandair
[+5] u/weHaveThoughts: Looked like a gamma squeeze on SPY today. Shorting the fk out of spy at open on Monday.
[+5] u/fish_: my know it all buddy was asking me about options and after 5 seconds it was pretty clear he had no fucking idea what was going on. i let it ride for like 20 minutes just to watch him squirm. like its ok buddy you can ask people questions. and also how do people in the year of 2026 not know about the premier gambling vehicle, like you’re really just gonna lose all your money sports betting for the rest of your days? watch a video and start buying calls retard
[+5] u/Leading_Form_8485: I was told I would by skhy rich.
[+5] u/FigAccomplished6580: NVDA is gonna make me a lot of money next week
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: Fridays always somehow manage to be my worst trading days
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Another day another time that SPY pumped and every stock is either flat or red LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Samjabr: I am. I don't know about the rest of these retards.
[+5] u/llasar17: everything reminds me of her
[+11] u/-IQ200: Just need to be the first in my blood line to touch 6 figures. The bar is so low yet so high. 🥺
[+10] u/The_Unforgiving_Kram: Lost this week, but still positive all time on my account...by $30 LOL
Can't wait to go back in the red next week
[+10] u/MagJack: I usually watch my position gain 50% and feel really smart like, yeah i am gonna 3x this and then everyone in chat suddenly goes 'what was that candle' and it suddenly went to 15% of what i paid.
[+9] u/Snoo-36555: Probably gonna go high as fuck smoking weed and play my bass guitar. I'm the gayest most pathetic old man but I don't give a rats ass!
[+9] u/Icy-Motor-8519: SK Hynix chief says memory chip supply crunch to potential persist past 2030
[+8] u/PenguinOfB00m: Stop loss: bull
Stop win: bear
[+8] u/thekid0119: Holding calls through the weekend. Pray for me 🙏
[+8] u/No-Magazine-4717: Buying SPCX calls? Might as well burn the money irl
[+7] u/Wide_Open_Buttcheeks: Giving blowjobs behind Wendy's for 2 stocks of DRAM
[+7] u/ResultAfraid8340: I am turning $500 in to 50k by the end of trading 7/17
[+7] u/dabblesest: Best part of the whole day was that dump at 10:30 where bers thot.
Other than that is was literally boring af
[+7] u/RealSchweddy: SPY calls everyday until it drops
[+7] u/Vito_GYATafore: Hello weekend thread. I am drunk
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Buy calls when we crash
[+6] u/Top_Junket2533: So is this the bottom for Mu then?
[+6] u/YoDooley: Some of you are allergic to money
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: openai and scam altman getting sued is delicious
[+6] u/Snoo-36555: 2 beers and won a grand on the football. I'm a simple, pathetic man
[+6] u/ChoccyMilkIsMyLife: The winner takes it all, the loser has to fall, and my friends, I have fallen.
[+6] u/solidsneeze: banned from reddit for threatening violence
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Put a dildo up my ass to see if it was enjoyable and it was in fact not enjoyable
[+5] u/BFox1982: Did the 🐢 senator die yet?
[+5] u/YoDooley: Edging all week just to keep edging into next week
[+5] u/AZUCSGrower: Will spy puts ever come into play
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: How we feeling about semi’s after SK HYNIX chairman interview today??
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Apple suing open AI lol
Apple is gonna make from an ai company than the other mags did LOOL
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Gonna wait until August to jump ass first back into options
[+5] u/Eastern-Evening-3573: war on sunday discount on monday
[+5] u/j_b_1983: I'm going to need to have a big time heart to heart with Korea on Sunday night after this SKHY launch today.
[+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Apple has just sued openai
Let the tech hunger games commence!
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Korean SK going to have to play some big catch up Sunday night. Memory pump Monday inbound
[+5] u/NotMe357: "The Pentagon is running out of cash despite nearly $1 trillion budget, per NBC"
[+5] u/dayvieee: Bought CBRS puts at the top and watched it go to 200%, did not sell and ultimately watched it expire worthless. Blew up the port, see you guys on Monday
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Super Buu vs England
* **Normal Human**: An average adult human in Dragon Ball has a power level of **5** (established by Raditz's scouter).
* **Super Buu**: His power level cannot be accurately measured on standard scouters, but scaling puts him in the **tens of trillions**.
[+5] u/patricktu1258: I am not interested in making money endlessly but stop trading makes me feel empty.
[+5] u/zuziannka: SPX will open at 8.15 pm today or on Sunday?
[+5] u/Huge-Ad-8210: Am I a retard or something. How do I get the WSB flair to show under my name? The widget shows it but I can’t click “save” it is greyed out.
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Sold 1DTE naked calls on MU yesterday followed by 0DTE naked puts today. Thanks for the free money MU bears and bulls!
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: Made six hundred dollars at black jack this morning… bringing my grand total to -100 bucks for the trip so far lol
[+5] u/aurorasavm: I'm feeling good about this week 😎
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Paddy the baddy and Mcgregor to win parlay
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: I started liking Chicago bulls just because of the name
[+5] u/Cute-Internet-9129: Hot take but hear me out……. Cheesecake ?
[+5] u/AZUCSGrower: I was on nvda calls from the beginning this week but it was my first time doing options, so I paper handed all of them. And lost the gains on space x super dead srs
[+12] u/Molten-Helldiver: No war restarted at closing…suspicious
[+12] u/dorkstar1: When I was young, I was a terrible investor. But after decades of dedication and hard work, I am no longer young.
[+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: Unbelievable - markets not even open and korea is still dumping
[+7] u/SetRestart: NVIDIA 210 🤣 bear market is over
[+7] u/Leading-Future6691: Made 1000 but lost 2500… that kind of day it was with regarded pump
[+7] u/unarmed_fish: Made $3k at the 10:30 drop, went to korean bbq tipped 50% man i love free money glitch
[+6] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: What are the chances of me getting a girlfriend at one of the weddings I’m going to?
[+6] u/xeuropa: Breaking: They got played😹
**Apple sues OpenAI alleging trade secret theft, says scheme was ‘at every level’**
[+6] u/whitehypeman: Never bet against South Korea.
[+6] u/NiceOwner: I’m rich because I have you guys as friends 🥺
[+6] u/Iron-condor-6050: SPY pushing towards ATHs. What’s up with the volume though?
[+6] u/shinigami_2245: Word on the strait is bears are weeks away from obtaining a nuclear weapon
[+6] u/bigfan49: YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE TRIBAL FORCES OF NATURE MICROSOFT, AND YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH
[+6] u/Realistic_Parsnip_48: they found out that Steve Jobs didn't die of ligma
[+5] u/CMTTrader: The pretty girl at Chick-fil-A touched my hand omg...🥰🥰🥰 I feel better spending $8 for one sandwich
[+5] u/emperor_dinglenads: Apple is gonna Open Altman's AI Anooos
[+5] u/sinag19: MU pumping to close how hmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Worst experience ever at fedex, and I witnessed another customer getting shafted. Puts on this ass company
[+5] u/Unfamous_Trader: Opened almost 20k in calls on Netflix, well was almost 20k in calls not anymore
[+5] u/EnginrA: Just made love to a woman, it was so tender and gentle, we held each other afterwards, basking in the warm afterglow ☀️
[+5] u/natebro142: Jensen heard my prayers about my NVDA call spread bleeding out
No longer down 80% 🤩
[+5] u/Noticeably98: Everything I touch turns red 😎
[+5] u/skymagic: When a woman goes naked in public it's celebrated, when I go naked in public I'm not allowed within 500 feet of my favorite school 🙄
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m pretty disciplined with how I eat, but I will fuck up a bag of those dark chocolate covered frozen raspberries bro
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: Oy vey oracle , Oy vey
[+5] u/bananashakewithice: Anyone actually have an idea of what’s going on with MU. Yes I know it’s up a lot but the fact that it’s in the choppy category really makes me wonder how much of this is institutional manipulation
[+5] u/Evatend: Wonder how long it'll stay green for, my guess is tuesday
[+5] u/Leaguefizzics: Fuck MU that shit was pitiful I’ll buy any other memory play
[+16] u/Sagenitis: Trump tweeted about MICRON $MU open the fucking casino can it be Monday already
[+10] u/iam_fat_guy_: $MU on Monday 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
[+10] u/Kingmusk420: Trump is pumping MU hard right now. Literally 3 posts all about MU
[+10] u/Insolent_Kavu: God I love my MSFT position; I love poop and eating poop too
[+10] u/blue-shirt-guy: We calling mom and dad the “neighbors” now?
[+9] u/anonkraken: I am now officially someone with weird medical issues.
Awesome. I am now old. The fuck off my lawn.
[+6] u/Jedi_Song: SK hynix has a much larger market cap and appears to generate significantly higher revenue and profit. Does that make Micron overvalued, or is the market expecting Micron to catch up in HBM and AI memory? Curious to hear how everyone values these two
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: 🥭 has given Iran 24 hours to publicly apologize and fully reopen the straight of Hormuz. War is back on the menu boys!
[+6] u/Throwingdartsmouth: My Uber driver just said that his kids hate when he's gone doing rides on weekend nights. He then said that his kids were, however, used to mom being gone on weekends. Why is she gone on weekends, you might ask? "My wife spends weekends with her boyfriend." This just happened in real life. Apparently she's polyamorous and he's not. I actually found a cuck in the wild who openly admitted and explained it to me. He doesn't get off on it, though. He just doesn't care.
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: The 1st Annual Wall Street Bets Sex Robot Investor Summit will be officially taking place in Tampa, Florida
[+6] u/D1finalboss: They yearn for the coal mines
[+6] u/dune2350: Taco might end the war just because he wants his Mu bags to pump.
[+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: Happy 7/10 y'all!
Market's closed, its a weekend, go ahead and take a fat ass dab
[+6] u/Midget_Molester10: tell me how MU is better than SNDK. So far it seems SNDK moves up or down much easier, like comparing AMD vs NVDA
>MU bagholder here
[+6] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Is scalping even an option anymore?
[+6] u/definatelynotme321: I’m starting to think I might have overexposure to AI
[+6] u/MrsEveryShot: If anything I’d consider you the front runner
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: u have to just know how to do it yourself lol what do u want ppl to tell u
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: whats up with Crab Rangoon? I'm an 84 child , but in college Crab Rangoon was not a thing. now people love it? but it's not really that great.. taste like poor people crab paste in batter. might as well just say you're british.
[+5] u/gks007: I can’t believe ORCL stayed flat all day after an amazing run on Thursday
[+5] u/mousepop321: I have dyslexia but why does everyone have “free Palpatine” in their bios?
Wasn’t he a sith lord?
[+5] u/All_FIREdUp: Fuck yeah bois. Beat off 11 other offers on a house. Time for a good scotch. A Talisker distillery exclusive
Life is grand not being a poor 💅
[+5] u/CorvusGearlock: Markets actually easy to trade rn. Pretty much if you think you might get fucked you will get fucked.
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: You retards, post the tweet.
[+5] u/PapaSpumante: Weekend will be TACO and “a very good conversation” by open and you know it
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: I was more mindful with who I gave Valentine's Day cards to than I am with who I fuck now 😧
[+5] u/leestowncat: If you are here on a Friday night you are a real regard.
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: #Now I know why they voice in my head told me to not sell any Micron and sell something else to buy SK Hynix
[+5] u/ElkForsaken6833: Yes buy our American slop you Asian retards
[+5] u/AntiqueAd6496: Anyone regret starting to trade with margin? Wondering if I should open a margin account or not
[+5] u/ithastogoupfromhere: the whole week was complete garbage, at least I cut losses
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I do that stupid test where I show a random "chart expert" a bunch of random candles and ask them the color of the next candle. The correct answer is always green by my carefully crafted astrological terms >!and that's you catch them bers hiding in your homes!<
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: I hath become the liquidity, destroyer of ports.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: not even 8pm and im proper hammered god bless us all
[+5] u/i_simp_f: #WEEKEND DISCUSSION THREAD
[+5] u/PhilipJfrys_head: Those sneaky bers are up to something I can feel it
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: Is penai the plural of peen?
[+10] u/hftrobo9285: Got denied for a manager role after two interviews cause they said I have no manager experience 🤡🤡🤡
[+10] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Hello (Mitch) Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?
[+10] u/Fit-Employ3623: When your trading computer is worth more than your trading account
[+10] u/guccioli: He doesn’t even know his sons names
[+9] u/John__Chena: Goddamn. I crack a joke saying someone’s mom is too big to fit in the back of a pickup truck and they report me.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump threatens Iran, China, North Korea, etc, and that’s “okay.”
[+8] u/OkResponsibility2470: Is 🥭 a MU bagholder? Constantly trying to pump it
[+8] u/IndependentAd4613: By soaring you mean up or down by a few pennies
[+7] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: China just re-landed reusable rocket
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Just leave this dumb ass market closed.
[+6] u/tar_baby33: Fuuuuuuck I had 0dte SPX calls this morning and was too much of a puss to hold.
[+6] u/Bloodwing3486: 🥭 said Iran needs to say sorry by Saturday or else
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: At this point I'm pretty sure my days of making gains in the stock market are gone. I have had red day after red day after red day. Fml. Good thing i have a good paying job.
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: Praise be to Allah part 2 is out. Jesus fuckin christ this fuckin guy.
[+6] u/All_YourBase: SPY is up 0.06%. Everything is soaring?
[+5] u/snbgames: This week was so boooooring
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: # 1 tit 2 tit 3 tit 4
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: Thought just crossed my mind. What if
[+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: 6 foot 50!
Little big titty.
[+5] u/spn43: Which broker offers cocaine futures? Looking to diversify my portfolio.
[+5] u/ClarkFable: AI be like, “give a man a fish and you’ll feed him for one day; whereas, shove a fishing pole up his azz and he’ll no longer be a problem”
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Man alcoholics fucking suck
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Meta gapped above the 200.
It's on like donkey Kong. If it were to trade at 23x, usually where it peaks, that would be about 1800 a share
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: The 🥭 administration is demanding that Iran issues a public statement announcing that the Strait of Hormuz is open – Axios
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: i am torn, should i drop $500 on a new card holder or buy some nasty $735 puts on spy?
either way, it looks like wasted money to me 🤔🤔🤔
[+5] u/GanacheCharming8737: ZuckerCucking the bears, LESGO!
[+5] u/youreaditfirst: ONDS I need you to pick up next week 🙏
[+5] u/masegesege_: what happened to the virgin space company
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: If we moon slightly monday, my bagholding will be complete and back to 0% gain
[+5] u/Strangerdanger8812: I cant believe Darrel Sheets is gone
[+5] u/Lurk_Maximus: I'm starting to think at least a few times Claude code has been dishonest with me, this week
[+10] u/gainsusmaximus: Islamic Republic of America, praise be to Allah
[+8] u/Bubbledood: Mitch McConnell futurama talking head in a jar wen
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: "I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"
[+8] u/clubdirthill: Praise be to Allah and the Islamic Republic of Japan!
[+8] u/maldinisnesta: May Allah protect Devout Al-Imam Al-Mu’allam Abu-Barron, Donald bin Fred Al-Trump (Hafizahullah)
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: You cant see it now but this is loser shit homie. Theres like 10 million identical people to her bro just get one of them. Women’s standards are at an all time low
[+7] u/MisterSauz: Why are you guys betting on NETFLIX of all stocks
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: # HI GUYS ITS ME, KING OF WSB AKA 69 KING 🤴
[+7] u/SSMST: PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!!! OPEN THE CASINO 😤😤😤
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: LETS GO OPEN THE MARKET, BOYS
FUK IT
# WHEWWWWWWWWWW 🛼🛼
[+6] u/Infamous_Ad3866: ngl i stare at the stock chart for 6 hours every day this week and sleep so lil that i got sick to made zero trades .
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: Praise be to Allah for Sunday night's peace deal
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: I wear this badge of honor with pride
[+5] u/Rexultdis: Chat GPT just told me it won’t respond to me on my iPhone anymore I have to get on my desktop
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: I’m 320 pounds of man and you’re 200 pounds of lean muscle and bitch. We aren’t the same.
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: trEAT HER with compASSion 🫦
[+5] u/Clubpenguin8888: Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged
Full of venom and rage
Especially when I’m engaged and my daughters down to her last diaper that’s got my ass hyper
I pray that god answers, maybe I’ll ask nicer
[+5] u/Hellmale: Going to Argentina vs Switzerland 🇨🇭 soccer game tomorrow in KC. 😎
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Burry so arrogant what a little bitch
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Spcx gonna lose 135 next week at this rate.
[+5] u/Fun_Self6505: At least i have ufc to look forward to tomorrow
[+5] u/smellyfingernail: i can martingale my spacex losses back to even by doing a 120k call spread or something probably
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: 🥃 Cheers boys
Happy Friday
[+5] u/horse-meat-chalupa: It ain't no fun, if the hoMUs can't have none 🎶
[+5] u/the6ixgirl: The meta calls I bought last night brought my port back to life 🤣🙏
[+5] u/Deep_Calls_007: Everything I learn about streamers is against my will. Next president should ban streaming.
[+16] u/Objective_Ad3539: I’m 24 and haven’t had a single social interaction with anyone outside of my immediate family in the last year. On the bright side, I have no money and will soon be homeless.
Edit: Faded. Drank.
[+11] u/GPUssydestroyer: I just saw Mitch McConnell with the new Ayatollah
[+9] u/ActPowerful7001: In generational debt
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: Another Praise be to Allah post
[+7] u/Successful-Rule-5407: why is this shit so ded
[+7] u/Whole-Scene-689: In over 3 decades of my life, I have never heard the word KOSPI until last week. And suddenly, I'm supposed to believe that korean are gambling so hard on 2 companies that it's rocking the global market on a nightly basis?
[+7] u/RockasaurusRex: Maybe mocking their religion isn't the smartest thing to do when you hear your enemy is considering assassinating you. But I'm no stable genius.
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: Which one of you guys got SPCX at $201?
Speak up so we can crown you the king of the well regarded
[+6] u/zeebee098: 4th day in Montreal. I’m sweating poutine
[+6] u/snatchdaddy69: Anyone else make fuck all at some dumb office job and just have dreams of hucking paychecks into 0dte? Mostly remote but still, shit sucks. Need more fun coupons
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: KOSAPISTREETBETS closed for 2 days
[+6] u/No-Hedgehog-5266: Why didn’t dram moon today ??🥺🥺
[+6] u/Fickle-Gold6606: I read many Nazis moved to Argentina
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Preparing for another week in Nasdaqistan
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Many thousands of Costco’s U.S. hourly workers have over $1 million in their 401(k) accounts, per WSJ
Costco workers becoming millionaires by packing boxes while I lose money by overanalyzing charts
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: tsla is not a car company, not an ai company, not a robotics company,not an energy company ...it is just a meme stock company
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: One of the reasons I use leverage is because I hate my job and want to get out as soon as possible. Only 2x stocks only, no regular stocks
[+6] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: 🥭 gonna pump the market as much as possibly for his sons before his term end
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Iran just backed down saying shooting at the ships was an oopsie
[+5] u/wattap: Imagine watching twitch
[+5] u/Ozqi: Everyday I’m more and more happy I sold my MSFT options and bought SNDK instead.
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Praise be to Allah and bridge day season is upon us yet again!
[+5] u/Crackbot420-69: You guys should take up a collection and pay me to sell all my SOXL shares, so it will start the next leg up.
[+5] u/Far-Sherbert-8634: I’m in strip xlub rn by being a bear for last 2 Weeks
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: full porting monthly salary into puts next week, ath incoming you've been warned
[+11] u/geddyclaus: Happy 7/11. Go get your free small Slurpee at 7-11.
[+11] u/daxtaslapp: Is it just me or has reddit become boring. Seems like everyone says the same shit or bots
[+10] u/__nameless____: bruh, 🥭 just did another praise be to Allah 🤌🏻
[+8] u/Purple_Bearkat: Probably but they’ll weekend at Bernie him for a while.
[+8] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: How attractive is the new girlfriend?
[+7] u/RampagingDeer: We all have different opinions but can we at least agree that any doneness past medium rare is a waste of steak?
[+7] u/Quick-Ad1830: Went to glacier national park last week. Lots of bears there. One ran out into the road almost in front of me. Bulls are in MT too but they’re stuck in green pastures with a bunch of heifers
[+7] u/Rolltide43: Where were you when the memorandum of understanding was breached.
[+7] u/Both-Option-2015: whos ready to see a big red line down on meta monday?
[+7] u/Federal-Watch: Options are the financial temptations of the flesh
And QQQ 0dtes got big ol’ titties
[+6] u/DMND_Hands: If I don’t got 500k in the next 2 years
Blowing my shit smooth off 😴
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Who will win?
1000 delusional bers vs one goofy ass "Praise be to Allah" truth
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: When will googl, amzn, msft bull run start for earnings? Butchering my portfolio
[+6] u/DonkeyNutsEnthusiast: Open AI getting sued by apple. Hmm how will AAPL move tomorrow?
Tomorrow - MSFT -3.5%
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: what happened to spacex?
[+5] u/69peterpumpkineater: So uh peace deal tomorrow right?
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: of all the companies on planet earth, why would u wanna piss off apple? with an average of like 3 of their products in every US household
[+5] u/BeatzAway: Three days until Taco Tuesday again, praise to be Allah!
[+5] u/brokenphotos727: Was up 16k this week gambling. Just lost 8k in 15 min. Still up but I’m sick. Need kind words rn
[+5] u/Boraximus: Mr president I need you to open up Truth Social and post “NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO BUY MEMORY STOCKS!” and hit send
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Memory and semi bros, we’ll be fine 🫂
[+5] u/signupvault: HOOD made me a victim
[+5] u/AshamedImagination50: That was the most boring Friday we had in a while
[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: So nice of the market to exceed spy 753 the day after my 753 calls expired
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Trading crypto sucks. Nothing beats the first 15 minutes of market open
[+5] u/TastyChen: full port SKUU (2x long sk hynix ETF) at open. either kbbq or shin ramyun for dinner depending on how it goes
[+5] u/sniffscrayon: Fuck her best friend
[+5] u/OppressorOppressed: This is a house of cards, !banbet SPY -5% 1w
[+5] u/Altair82: I just followed Infowars on FB
What a ride, this timeline we're on.
[+5] u/UnkleSambo: Having a Top 1% Commenter badge is so embarrassing
[+12] u/LiquorCaptainO: Yesterday I made money on cocoa going down and then up. 100% gain. I'm up 220% since 2 weeks. Feels good. Still down this year because in the end I am retard gambler
[+10] u/Alternative_Cup1267: Trump mentioned allah = dram to 80 next week?
(My calls are down 60%)
[+10] u/tothemoon_probably: all of you are retards and I’m the only genius here
[+9] u/Capital-Pineapple961: No war on the weekend pls
[+9] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: can we get some rotation to Islamic Republic of ASTS? Buying volume was so low in last week
[+8] u/zlordbeats: 1000 missiles a day bols 1000 missiles
[+8] u/Ninja_Cooter: A few big brained individuals sold at 230
[+7] u/Ok_GAINZ: No reason for the market to ever be closed. EVER!!
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: you guys think Cook and Altman...
you know...
👉👈
[+7] u/jerm2z: Why am I on the WSB daily thread at 8:30am on a Saturday?
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: In his first message since the funeral of his father, Iran’s Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei has pledged to “avenge \[his\] innocent blood”, adding that “revenge is the will of our nation.”
Bullish
[+6] u/IGotSkills: There's something happening here, what is ain't exactly clear
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Just a few days left before nflx gets obliterated on earnings again
[+6] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: Saturday should be open 9-1:30
[+6] u/Familiar_Emotion2105: i feel like a husk when the markets are closed
[+6] u/icannotstudy: can someone please fix the casino here its always broken
[+6] u/amanj41: I desperately need ATH Monday after which I would praise Allah
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: leaked images of how exactly Altman stole Tim Cock's secrets
🫱✡️🫲
[+5] u/Optimal_Box3703: Full ported into rklb today. I'm too easily swayed by stuff I see online.
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Think I’m just gonna play nvda weeklies and see where that gets me.
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: is it just me or is the market much more volatile these few months?
it's crazy for stocks to be moving +/- 3-5% almost every day with these constant rotations.
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Another 2 days of doing nothing, watching the paint dry till the casino opens.
[+5] u/Forward-Surprise1192: Nevermind I shouldn’t put that sorry that was dumb. Idk why I did it besides I was annoyed.
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: What are the odds SPY runs up 20% in the next few months?
[+5] u/Environmental_Bag778: 🥭 tweets micron AFTER i sold this is just regarded yall life is not real
[+5] u/Adrian12094: how many MU shares did mango buy
[+5] u/muradibi: **sir do you have a financial advisor?**
*I hesitated there because I wasn’t sure if you were speaking to me or my Reddit feed, I take advice from all sorts of strangers and anonymous frogs. I like the color ‘to the moon’ and I am also down 73% on calls expiring tomorrow.*
[+5] u/McKoijion: Sara Eisen morphed into Eva Braun so quickly that it took an army of Reddit mods to cover it up.
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: I feel that 🥭 will pump oracle next week
[+5] u/need20goodmen: Spy 780 after ceasefire #35. Its going sideways for a bit after then 🥭 will resume war, Spy goes down then up to 790 after ceasefire #36. Spy 900 by EOY
[+5] u/powerboner: Haven’t been back to Staten Island in years. God it’s still such a shit hole
[+5] u/alwaysmoney2: Bought 2 $PENG calls a day before earnings and sold them at market open for a $600 loss. The stock rallied 25% a few minutes after that and 11% the following day too. Depressing as fuck. Never sell during the first 30 mins man
[+5] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Sjokz a foot taller than busted blade???
[+5] u/JPM1216: What do yall do while casino is closed
[+18] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Pot heads will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”
[+13] u/tikimandude: 🥭: "If you kill me, I'll be very very angry!!!! We're locked and loaded"
2 minutes later:
🥭: "MU is a great stock to buy!!!"
[+10] u/swampassOG: We finally beat Medicare. Now we defeat oil 🛢
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: Ladies, every weekend doesnt need a schedule. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
[+8] u/DisgrunltedDan: 🥭 shit posting at 11 pm on a Friday . This guy in his bed ? Bored.
Just like us
[+8] u/vwboyaf1: It must be scary to be OpenAI. There's no viable way forward, but you're too expensive to get bought out.
[+7] u/Suavecore_: 🥭's commitment to starting and ending wars between Friday after market close and Monday before market open is impeccable
[+7] u/Starkfault: Going to Turkey and not eating a kebab is like going to Thailand and not shagging a ladyboy
[+7] u/doortoNarnia: Imagine completely missing the memory bull run and still beating the market 🤣🫵
[+7] u/bigstew6: We’re going to see 3% green on Monday
[+7] u/L2F_mens_glutes: Wake up and make money men
A.I is about to take your job
Learn how to give prostate male g spot massages
[+6] u/bluen: Baby boomers weren't kidding avocado toast is expensive 😳
[+6] u/nab911: It’s crazy but I’m almost sad it’s Saturday and the casino is closed.
[+6] u/meh1526: meta puts for monday fockkkk it
[+6] u/hioman01: 1000 missiles to bers ports
[+6] u/Severe-Selection-256: I may be the only mfer in here who hasn’t touched AMD, MU or SNDK also INTC. Last time i fkd with INTC it was 22$ a share lmao
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: ORCL either gonna retire me or bankrupt me there’s no in between
[+5] u/swampassOG: QQQ calls as soon as the gates open
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: getting ready to hop on my scooter 🛴
[+5] u/scramjetmode: European enterprises trusting a European AI stack with mission-critical data is a far more compelling thesis than the market seems to appreciate. After the recent shift in the geopolitical landscape, relying less on U.S. technology feels like prudent risk management. The SAP–Mistral partnership could be the catalyst.
[+5] u/Combat_Proctologist: > European enterprises trusting a European AI stack with mission-critical data is a far more compelling thesis than the market seems to appreciate.
They'll get into an argument about the finer point of European intellectual property and then one country will object and the whole thing will slow down.
The group who actually does train a sovereign one will end up being able to use a trivial dataset in comparison and then end up being sued for safety consequences by 17 different regulators.
In the mean time, everyone will just use american products and Europe will fall farther behind. Every so often France will threaten to do something themselves, but it will fizzle out.
Source: This is what happens with every wave of tech
[+5] u/Tillfatfire: Can we see msft ath next week?
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Are bers really even real because I've never actually met one. But then again I don't hang out at homeless shelters or ghey bars
[+5] u/No_Current3675: ASML & TSM comin up
[+5] u/Gorgenapper: Islamic Republic of Japan vows revenge for their supreme leader, itsa me Marioooo~~
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Anyone got a refuel at freedom fuel ⛽️🦅🇺🇸
[+5] u/FuckleUp: I wish I could donate my sad loser .01 options to charity… or strippers
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: SPY has more volume during afterhours and premarket than it does in actual market trading times lmao
[+5] u/johndaly88: MU with Monday wednesday friday options starting new week on robinhood. Get ready to lose $$
[+13] u/regardus_maximus: if mango is assassinated those orders to bomb iran are going straight in the shredder lmao
[+11] u/AdventurousFinish681: Sir a second "praise be to allah" has hit the towers
[+8] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Can’t lose all your money if you don’t have any gang
[+8] u/bringkiteback: I just filled up my truck so my life savings is in oil rn
[+7] u/31andnotdone: i have been cast in the next season of love on the spectrum
[+7] u/Ok_Jellyfish5608: Bought 754 puts for Monday because sentiment is way too bullish for the current climate
[+7] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Can't lose all your money if you are cash gang
^^^^^^^^^^except ^^^^^^^^^^for ^^^^^^^^^^inflation ^^^^^^^^^^lul
[+6] u/No_Cod972: LOL why is BTC at $64k?
The geniuses on WSB told me it was worthless...?
[+6] u/MedicaidFraud: WSB is 1-0 predicting SPY up or down https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Dgr4qAkR08
Upvote if SPY up next week
Downvote if SPY down next week
[+6] u/Powerful-Reaction607: doesnt matter. it goes straight to israel anyways
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Crazy, for a long time I’ve been talking about open weight, local chinese ai eventually will be the majority use case - now mango is planning an EO to ban them because the paid models cant compete with free.
This AI cluster fuck is immense.
[+5] u/The-SecondAccount: I will keep these in mind
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: Axios working overtime currently. Already released an article stating that middle east is discussing making an announcement that strait is open in the meeting happening now. Think they have sources everywhere LMAO.
[+5] u/bearwithme23: did anyone else like ENTIRELY forget we invaded Venezuela for their oil this year
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: SKHYmen either rugpulls Monday or pumps
I feel that the Koreabros will sell tho
[+5] u/captain_casino: Nothing like a little bourbon and bug fight after a long week watching my port blow up
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Especially since you can just be a bear and disappoint 4 million virgins on WSB
[+5] u/twostroke1: I hope I get a phone call this weekend that AI finally took my job so I don’t have to go into fuckin work anymore starting next week.
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: Semis up, semis down, I don't give a fuk anymore. People calling for another 2x-4x like it's nothing are 100% certified regarded 🤡
Even a 2x means adding $500B-$1T+ to basically every major name, and NVDA alone would need another $5T, clearly impossible this year. Maybe over the next several years, sure.
Meanwhile, a 30-50% dump would only take most of them back to around April prices, which isn't exactly some black swan. If anything, those levels would probably be a decent buying opportunity.
[+5] u/visionarymind: I don’t trust obese people because being overweight signals a lack of self-control & a propensity for emotional outbreaks when under duress 💯
[+5] u/Treverer: Allbirds might take over OpenAI at this point, their business choices may be questionable, but not train employees to steal business secrets from fucking Apple questionable
[+5] u/KingDeeze: My WHR calls printed today
[+5] u/likamuka: I love Gen Z. They don't take shit from their employers and speak their mind in their faces.
[+9] u/LuvSicPt5: Are Korean femboys getting ready to buy tomorrow?
[+8] u/theummeower: Pro tip: get your coffee after going grocery shopping. Almost shit myself buying green onions
[+8] u/lipmanz: Does anyone remember back in April when they said if this goes on 5 more weeks global trade is totally fucked and there would be a worldwide recession?
[+7] u/killainvest: I might be bad at investing but I once turned a back rub into two kids and a mortgage.
[+7] u/bigredjet: Wearing spandex is a privilege not a right.
[+7] u/cbusoh66: [Sam Altman to Musk](https://x.com/sama/status/2075982617976230043?s=20): "homeboy you're the one sellling public market investors on short-term space datacenters"
Ouch
[+7] u/DoubleKillGG: Reddit was the best before it became a stock.
[+6] u/Montyprice7206: McConnell full on weekend at Bernie’s
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Honestly we are cooked. The biggest companies in 20 years prob don’t exist yet or are private. The pioneers get the arrows
[+6] u/Such_Coin: I am not sure how to monetize this, but as the father of two teenagers I can tell you that Haaland meme's are the biggest thing on social media right now
[+5] u/Timely_Attitude7475: Spcx please go back above 150 please
[+5] u/Dibble-legend2104: Good for you! That gave me a little positive nudge. Anything new you would point to as related to this new personal ATH
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: From Barton’s:
“The projected U.S. budget deficit for this fiscal year is $1.85 trillion, or 5.8% of GDP. The interest expense on our debt is over $1 trillion a year, which is larger than the defense budget. Projections show that by 2030, the public debt will be $40 trillion. These are unsustainable numbers \[…\] At some point, we will have to pay the piper.”
[+5] u/DoubleKillGG: The worst name changes in recent times:
Twitter -> X
Microstrategy -> Strategy
🤮
[+5] u/FireInTheRing: They're covering up Mitchy's death like the Epstein files
[+5] u/FireInTheRing: Reddit removed emojis. Then they removed the live button. Now they removed the search feature for comments
Puts on this garbage app
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: maybe just maybe the economy isn't that bad after all
people are spending like mad
so many b***ches on my feed having a euro summer
[+5] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: I was so bullish on Netflix now I see yall are too and I’m terrified
[+5] u/GainsCity_wsb: There's enough volatility for 10-15% on weeklies a few times per week with good timing and TA.
[+5] u/Mike_Oxafloppan: Toonami after school every mother fucking day back in 1998
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Good morning, my handsome friends
Have you all had your black coffee this morning?
[+11] u/Theipodrookie: OPEN THE MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
https://preview.redd.it/1c7rfebjinch1.png?width=1672&format=png&auto=webp&s=636dc2a070d20353a2490313216d3d8f62f84d38
[+9] u/skychief99: I accumulated a pile of Armadillo and Iguana shit and am marketing it as AI Shit.
Private Equity is already drooling for a chance to scoop it up.
[+7] u/sftheory: I hope Jpow is sitting alone on a dock with the only thing distracting him from his thoughts are the constant hits on his fishing pole 🎣
[+7] u/OG_L0c: I use redfin only to look at pictures of homes that I can't afford
[+7] u/eyerollingsex: Some of your friends get married and you basically never see them again
[+7] u/Straight_Ad_87: Calls Monday at open. This is gonna rip.
[+7] u/MoridanArtorias: My wife says I get sad when casino is closed on weekends and laughs lightheartedly about it.
I may have lost 80% of my portfolio but I struck gold elsewhere.
[+6] u/Slvrg: 1000 missiles aimed at the islamic republic of Japan.
So how is Schrodinger strait looking this weekend?
[+6] u/McClintockC: I accidentally bought a kid at Costco
How should I deal with this. The parents want him back but I have the receipt
[+6] u/justhp: Anyone else get a bunch of scam calls? I keep getting one from this guy named “Margin” asking me to add money to my Robinhood. Be careful of scams out there
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Parasite known to cause explosive diarrhea
How y’all playing this?
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: One of those win win challenges
[+5] u/sftheory: Everyone knows the first step to a sustainable and lasting peace deal is to threaten to assassinate the other side’s leader.
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: Rocky 4 training montage is elite.
[+5] u/Haikoe: He has assburgers, give him a break
[+5] u/GrandKnew: finally some actual dd
[+5] u/NiceJobSon: Just finished a new pathway in the backyard, reseeded around the stones. New hobby is drinking iced coffee watchin the grass grow.
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: I used to enjoy weekends but not anymore. I have become an addict to the casino
[+5] u/RandomNobodyEU: DOD needs to cut the avocado toast
[+5] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: I regret to inform you all that I deleted my Webull and Robinhood account as per my therapist’s advice