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[+34] u/jiggolo420: Upvote if you're bagholding NVDA
[+33] u/drunkmozart: you guys ever wonder if we're just fucking gambling
[+29] u/SalmonTheSalesman: # WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
[+26] u/Main_Ad3943: this market is moving so stupid lately its making me legitimately consider voo and chill, and I have a gambling addiction
[+25] u/WSB-mods-are-: *(WSB tries to find a pattern for SPY)*
* Day 1..........Red 🟥
* Day 2..........Red 🟥
* Day 3..........Red 🟥
* Day 4..........Red 🟥
* Day 5..........Red 🟥
* Day 6..........???????
[+24] u/moorhound: FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU YOU FUCK ASS MARKET
IVE BEEN SITTING ON THESE PUTS ALL DAY, LIQUIDATE 2 MINS TO CLOSE, AND TOU DUMP ITM 15 SECONDS TIL? GO TO FUCKING HELL
[+23] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Retail is getting done in like crazy. All these overnight after market moves dumping the market when everyone is asleep is so fucking blatant. Institutions sold at the best possible prices and left retail bag holding before three days before MU’s earnings knowing that most people were going to start trimming their portfolios a day or two prior. There was no news for these massive 10%+ dumps, just rug pulling
[+22] u/slothropdroptop: They actually dump it all in the last 30 seconds of the trading day.
[+20] u/bearhunter429: #Why did the market crash in the last few seconds? LMAO🤌
[+18] u/IamtryigOKAY: Goog is straight up pissing me off
[+18] u/corndog_messiah: Big red candle at close is always a good sign
[+17] u/Positive-Rise5145: was that price action at EOD just portfolio rebalancing
[+17] u/Useful_Donut6789: what in the goddamn fuck was that. who tf fat fingered 4M shares of spy at 3:59 lol. insane wick print jesus
[+15] u/Ltheman00: I HATE THE MARKET
I HATE TRADING
I HATE STOCKS
IT CAN ALL BURN IN HELL
[+14] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Did Iran nuke us in last 5 minutes of the market session? WTF is happening?
[+14] u/Vlisa: every quarter more and more trading happens off hours. Market hours only exist now the scam retail out of options.
[+14] u/Yonderbeyonder: who the fuck left Google now
[+13] u/spunchbawb1: wtf happened to this being a bull market?? why are bears winning
[+13] u/Sp0kenTruth: When you're up 30% on the day but you're an idiot and end up down 40% lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.
Everyone BOOOOOOO ME
[+13] u/Actual_Difference617: I am once again asking for a refund.
[+13] u/neariced: Fake peace deal pumps are back on the menu boys
[+13] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Markets closed.... Launch the missiles
[+12] u/Vlisa: Market hours are more fake than futures.
[+12] u/boose36: Believe it or not, calls next week
[+11] u/DufflebagJoe: This market is about as suspicious as Micheal Saylor boarding an international flight right now.
[+11] u/Main_Ad3943: man I sure am glad I held onto my puts all day and let theta eat them, only for them to expire worthless and then immediately become significantly more "valuable" literally 5 seconds after expiration, that sure is fun
this market is retarded
[+11] u/Winnieboiii: Is that spy 716 candle real?
[+11] u/NotMe357: "The US military conducted strikes in the area of the Strait of Hormuz - Axios"
[+11] u/YOLOdollhair: \-BREAKING NEWS SUNDAY
WE HAVE A CONCEPT FOR THE CONCEPT FOR THE CONCEPT FOR THE CONCEPT FOR THE CONCEPT FOR THE FRAMEWORK FOR THE PEACE DEAL
Market opens up 1.50% Sunday at 18:00EST
[+10] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: WEN closed +6% today
How did your chip stock do???
[+10] u/Much-Creme1362: Do you think somebody knows something bad will happen this weekend, but didn't want to tip anybody else off until the last minute?
[+10] u/NervousChemistry7401: The manipulation was so evident today that we should all leave the casino for a smoke and act like we aren’t coming back.
[+10] u/uncurious: Seriously wtf was that end of day dump across all stocks? Quant firms dumping their shit on the market? Telling everyone F your weekend?
[+10] u/fuzexbox: MSFT 400 next week regards
[+10] u/Rich-Advertising-230: \~10% of today’s volume on spy happened in 1 minute. That’s absurd
[+10] u/Sp0kenTruth: i PREACH TO OTHERS "SEE GREEN TAKE GREEN" IN THIS MARKET.. GUESS WHAT I DO? SEE GREEN HOLD TILL RED.........LLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+10] u/Mr-Bonnet: HOLDING SHARES OVER THE WEEKEND
BECAUSE IM GHEY
[+10] u/ten7four: All-out full-scale war for the next 48 hours. Ceasefire agreement sunday night. Art of the deal.
[+10] u/MrNo_Balls: life is boring and exhausting, I wish I had money so all my problems would just go away and life would simply boring, but not exhausting.
[+10] u/QueenAlicat: I lost 4K yesterday. I made 4K today. I am genius trader 🤡
[+9] u/Microwave-Dave: Half chips, half fries.
All on Wendy's website.
[+9] u/Diamond-Key197: what the fuck is going on
[+9] u/NervousChemistry7401: MMs showed you where the market is going with that last candle.
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: There is no point buying American tech anymore. All money is flowing into Yugoslavian coal mines and they are hiring millions of people. Come join us in the mines.
[+9] u/C0up7: Did anyone else see SPY massively dumped from $733 to $716 a few seconds before market close but it instantly went back up to $733? Wtf was that? This is so rigged.
[+9] u/Mental_Diet1533: https://preview.redd.it/v6my8f7voo9h1.png?width=1984&format=png&auto=webp&s=58fe5757d0dffaf10478b36a693d1b155d9f47c6
Is mine glitching or did everyone see this
[+9] u/Bapu_: Market closed?
time to bomb iran
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: 🥭 really tweeted he'd be the greatest communist in history LMFAO I CAN'T 😂😂😂
[+9] u/financiallythriving: **U.S. strikes Iran after Trump accuses Tehran of ceasefire violation in Strait of Hormuz**
**I thought we signed the peace deal 50 fucking times**
[+9] u/callsonreddit: rip
US military conducted strikes against Iran
https://www.reuters.com/world/us-military-conducted-strikes-area-strait-hormuz-axios-reports-2026-06-26/
[+9] u/TyroneSwoopes: Senegal has violated the ceasefire with Iraq. 5 explosions heard in toronto
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: WTF was that last candle?!?!
[+8] u/montybeta: What was that flash crash EOD?!
[+8] u/E39_CBX: Can someone explain to me what the FUCK happened in the last 10 minutes all over the market?
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: MM’s just casually flexing on retail and aura farming just to show how much they can move markets if they wanted too
[+8] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Nvidia back to mid April prices 🤣
[+8] u/svpa3991: 0DTE last 5min must’ve went ballistic dam
[+8] u/clay5049: Man that crazy candle saved my whole day. Had like 10 options go from $.03 to $1.5
[+8] u/TobiasBloyd: What just happened? Why did SPY fall off a cliff right after close?
[+8] u/NecessaryOk6148: The whole market is run by 5-10 people 😂what a joke
[+8] u/itssampson: Fuck this fucking scam ass market
[+8] u/neariced: US conducted strikes near the strait??? You mean the peace deal was fake??
[+8] u/clubdirthill: US military attacking Iran at market close like clockwork
[+8] u/Bizonistic: I
HATE
THIS
SHIT
CASINO
[+8] u/IRunFast24: Chat, when is Michael Saylor going to prison?
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: oh shit i accidentally executed a sell order for 5 trillion dollars worth of SPY at close
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: The ONLY reason I full ported calls at close is because shit is so dire that we're a random tweet away from a relief rally
[+8] u/NotMe357: "US strikes on Iranian targets are ongoing right now - Fox News"
[+7] u/Ltheman00: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: That wick down to $717 on spy totally normal
[+7] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Moved like 20k to make 56 bucks
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: it's not the bears that are ghey, it's the market now
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Kospi needs to be banned
[+7] u/johndaly88: Unbelivable candle at 3:59:30 …. Again
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Theyre gonna crash the market soon. Im not sure how - likely over a long weekend or something after they clean out all the bears. Theyre bear hunting like no tomorrow - whipping up 5% for spreads and going flat for a week to drain bers.
> theyre on a mission to clean up every last one, so that none are left to profit when it comes down
> theyre not just gonna let these 401k's cash out continously here, theyre gonna want that money back with fed rate hikes on the horizon, but theyve gotta remove every last oppertunist before this can happen.
[+7] u/Grand-Can-2544: The market is manipulated?
[+7] u/AssertiveRandom: Green all week next week in honor of 🦅🇺🇸🏈
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: BERS PISS ME THE FUCK OFF
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: after 0 dtes close it'll pump, this is corrupt as fuck
[+7] u/Abe2025: Whats the point of investing if we arent allowed to make any money?
[+7] u/SPX_Gambler: How did SPY close -.72% but SPX closed -.03%.
[+7] u/jayxmor: 🔴 The US military conducted strikes in the area of the Strait of Hormuz - Axios
back the clown show LMAO
[+7] u/Boheed: US striking targets in the area of the Strait of Hormuz
[+7] u/Subspace13: The US military conducted strikes in the area of the Strait of Hormuz - Axios
HERE WE GO BOIS
That huge red candle at 4:02 was not a mistake!
[+7] u/financiallythriving: **Oracle stock has worst week since 2001 dot-com bust as AI financing concerns escalate**
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Did he strike Iran just to announce another ceasefire on Sunday to send oil even lower? Seems likely.
[+7] u/Meeting_Ok2: Well I made $0 this week but unfortunately that's better then some of you regards
[+7] u/callsonreddit: I developed trust issues for the 10th time this month
[+7] u/Comfortable_Thing611: MSFT was green today, that means the bottom is in bois
[+7] u/RJ5R: ⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: Cease fire talks collapse, US launches new strikes on Iran ⚠️
[https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2222408/trump-launches-new-strikes-iran](https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2222408/trump-launches-new-strikes-iran)
Here we go again. Always on a Friday.......
[+7] u/DisgrunltedDan: Market closed.
Oh by the way we struck Iran , but just wanted to make sure we did tell u after market hours. But we won the war two months ago . So .
[+7] u/flatulentbaboon: Elon the first man to go from a trillionaire to a billionaire. Fuckin loser lmfao
[+7] u/Notmikeyouidiot: # Record Trading Volume on the Nasdaq Closing Cross During the June 2026 Russell US Indexes Reconstitution
# 4,594,880,616 shares traded amounting to$334.027 billion
[+7] u/OkResponsibility2470: Ceasefire #8 loading
[+7] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Its crazy how this market cares more about the price of RAM than 2 countries bombing each other
[+6] u/zestykite: wtf was that ? anyone watching spy?
[+6] u/Thin_Cat8817: literally every stock MOONED in the last couple minutes except Google
[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: spy flat, your port is down 5%.
Black fucking magic
[+6] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Caught some SNDK calls on that nasty spike down. It briefly spiked back up to $2250 then back down, insane close. Wtf was that.
[+6] u/erx988: most likely a double bottom on the spy, forming the legendary W, in the next weeks we will pump to 760
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: they are going to announce something right now and it's going to spike
[+6] u/pembaThePanda: I think I need a therapist
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: Looks like I’ll be drinking tonight.
[+6] u/Grand-Can-2544: This is absurd. This isn’t acceptable.
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: shit close again. what a shocker
[+6] u/No-Bluebird-7326: lost 5k this week, cya on monday
[+6] u/suicidalducky: I wonder if the korean bros will take this as a bad sign and dump another 5%+ this sunday.
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: that last minute dump was really just a fuck you to the bears actually
[+6] u/ballgobbler96: Nice of the last 5 min of spy trading to absolutely wreck my calls, love losing $2,500 in 5 minutes
[+6] u/CamOper: How much crime just happened on the candle at close
[+6] u/yeahyoubored: War is on the menu this weekend boyz
[+6] u/wattap: That last big candle was just rebalancing btw
[+6] u/ten7four: Explosions in sirik iran reported as early as 4:06pm from what I could find.
A planned strike six minutes after the friday closing bell would be diabolical lol
[+6] u/silver54: peace deal pumps are back on the table boys
the big money shook retail out for it
[+6] u/Incognadeau: 716 was a preview of black Monday
[+6] u/thisusername_is_mine: And like a clockwork Bibi's orange dog in the WH is attacking Iran again on weekend.
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: STOP SELLING, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+6] u/Notmikeyouidiot: we were at like 60% avg volume at 10 mins before close...... and finished at like 130%?? how many fucking firms and mm had orders set lmao? this is legal collusion and none of us retail are invited to the party
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: This was a very very bad week for me
[+6] u/Ok-End-3213: Down 93k the month of June, paper
[+6] u/siboq: At this point I think I’m just going to start dollar cost averaging cash directly into my asshole
[+6] u/yeahyoubored: CENTCOM says ceasefire is overrrrrrrrrr
ya'll getting played by insiders. "War is over, peace talks going very well" on a Monday/Tuesday.
Friday after market closes "CENTCOM US bombs Iran, ceasefire canceled"
pump it and dump it
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: lotta retards in here still think Iran war bearish. which in their defense it should be, but it's not.
[+6] u/Stugatz27: Blind patriotism is such a disease
[+5] u/Due_Fennel_8965: GOOG and NVDA are my largest positions.... RIP
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Googl and MU just died going into close
Wtf is happening
[+5] u/samwehl: This market is Cooked
[+5] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Genuinely thought my shit was glitching. What the fuck?
[+5] u/lawerry22: Ok… so black monday is confirmed
[+5] u/ckami_91: They wait to dump it after the close
LMFAOOOO
[+5] u/Spooky_Mulder27: Things opened around where they closed. Felt more like an OPEX friday
[+5] u/YTLupo: THAT WAS ONE OF THE FREAKIEST CANDLES I'VE SEEN AT CLOSE FOR SPY IN A WHILE ITS REAL ITS SHOWING UP ON TRADINGVIEW LMAO
[+5] u/realmjs: WEN i get my board seat i will be adding many new regarded menu items for your enjoyment
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: What an absolutely violent reversal today for MSFT
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: WW3 starts this weekend I guess.
[+5] u/kemar7856: Prime day looks trash
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: can they do that? that felt insulting
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Why would the koreans do this
edit: my bad its Saturday in korea
[+5] u/Beloved_Mango: Anyone see that bullshit WEN price action at 7.80 at the end there?
The pinheads are scared
10+ incoming next week
I said if WEN broke out over 8 today I’d put my peepee in a chocolate frosty, but I think I’ll do it anyways
[+5] u/CardiologistEqual336: Asia can’t crash our stocks if we crash it ourselves 🧠👍
[+5] u/Dennistheemennis: I don’t believe for one moment google wasn’t manipulated at close with coordinated selling
[+5] u/Cav829: Bloom Energy fucking died.
[+5] u/Soossaaaa: what happened to google at the end
[+5] u/Ecstatic_Layer_9736: Who gives af about aliens, how about these dumps at close?
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: Bears threw a haymaker at the last second and bulls said GTFO with this sub 730 bullshit
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Elon: I never said SPCX is an AI company. It has always been a software company.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Closed flat again
They’re just fucking burning everything
[+5] u/SigTauDan: Going to be bag holding 1000 shares of DRAM on margin, am I cooked chat?
[+5] u/lawerry22: MM’s sniped those greedy bull’s 0DTE’s
[+5] u/clubdirthill: Market closed for the weekend so war is back on, until Sunday night’s Axios report
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: There’s no rhyme or reason to what spiked up and what spiked down the last 10 minutes. This market is so random
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Wtf was that closing candle on goog
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Poor intern at SPY tripping over the cable just before close...
[+5] u/Chiinoe: Holy shit, that was a 62m candle at the close. Whats going on with msft??
[+5] u/VinAsheel: Big red candle at close means green on monday, hope you have calls
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: That SPY candle made me feel alive again!
I love large scale manipulation
[+5] u/Grand-Can-2544: NEXT WEEK EVEYRHING TO THE MOON
[+5] u/portbouncer5000: Wife walked in my office mid day and I’m watching the RKLB launch live stream. The disappointed turn around when I said it was DD
[+5] u/bigfan49: MSTR down 80% in a year is crazy
[+5] u/gayforgoblin: my assets are so distressed i've become an acquisition target behind my local WEN
[+5] u/GandalfSwagOff: Is MSTR actually dying?
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Iranian media report sound of explosion in Sirik
Iranian media have reported that a sound of an explosion was heard in Sirik in southern Iran, adding that the source of the sound was unclear.
The reports came right after Trump hinted at a response to an Iranian attack on a cargo ship, who, when asked if there would be consequences, said: “you’ll find out”.
[+5] u/EnginrA: Give her pleasure
And the world will be your treasure
\- Socrates
[+5] u/GeoBro3649: New iranian strikes.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: This whole thing will be called “the great weekend war”
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: If i bought a very deep itm call in spy for 13k i genuinly beleieve we would see a -5% spy day. I dont think any retail investors actually do this without a hedge, but with how toxic to retail this system is, just one of these bad boys could cause a circuit breaker.
[+5] u/vermilli21: At this point no one even cares about the war with IRAN
[+5] u/Fit_Service8662: On the plus side, there's opportunity again to pump on announcement of more peace deals.
[+5] u/Wunder_Bred: Is the 1 minute wick on SPY correct for the end of the day? Wtf happened
[+5] u/YOLOdollhair: Fucking gas spikes up $1.60/gallon with the war. Oil comes back to basically where it was and my gas is only $0.50/gallon cheaper from the peak. What is this bullshit?
[+5] u/nebula504: honestly the no deal news didn’t even tank qqq that much, but if there was even a deal about a deal qqq would go up 4% it’s crazy
[+5] u/Phantom400: If war is back on do we pump even more?
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: There aren't going to be any more green days idiot. It's over.
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lmao nasty double top on sndk....🤌
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: the ber prepares for black monday: episode 7
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: Mango is a genius. With fake ceasefire talks, he can pump this bubble market anytime. So why not start hitting a few targets! Otherwise we just go downnnnn
[+5] u/TeddyKGB30A: I fullported puts over the weekend so naturally we will see all time highs on Monday
[+5] u/shanked5iron: quarterly rebalance. GOOG was 110mil vs avg 30mil
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: You'll notice how the Iran strikes happened ***after*** markets closed.
[+23] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Launching strikes after market close so it can't dump and then pumping it back up with good news before market open on Monday, that's my conspiracy theory
[+17] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Market's closed?
Send ze missiles.
[+16] u/twostroke1: There’s no way we come out of this Iran situation without an actual war right? Iran has the cards. They can cripple the global economy dragging this on. They have nothing to lose. Donald won’t fold on paying them just to save face.
Anyways, calls on Monday. Market ATH by Friday.
Clown ass market.
[+16] u/InIce1234: \*Btw, I spoke with a buddy today who’s high.
[+15] u/Allout-Okarun: If I just did nothing this week I’d be much richer.
[+11] u/roke34442: At least they waited until the market closed before they started bombing.
[+11] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Fuck this week sucked
[+11] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: So that massive 1min dump was insiders that knew about the US strikes? WTF
[+11] u/PositiveEdge4361: Tap water for dinner
[+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: This is why you can’t trust taco bro is a scumbag
[+10] u/english_fool: I really need to start paying for longer expirations
[+10] u/met_art: Stonks never went down during 4th of July Week! AMERICA! I loaded up on calls! Looking forward to Monday!
[+9] u/twostroke1: Bro. Did they really wait until market closed and then immediately launched strikes?
[+9] u/Dividedby21mil: War on weekends, market on weekdays. Really can’t ask for a better setup for humanity.
[+9] u/9tacos: I’m sure the Asian markets will love weekend bombing 🤣
[+9] u/karlelzz011: So insiders were selling knowing US on Iran strikes coming, wtf man game is rigged
[+9] u/jijitalk: War is bullish.
Calls on monday open.
[+9] u/oknBagholding: So MU is randomly dead after they said they make the most profit margin possible as a company and will make even more soon
[+9] u/octopus_serenader: were military operations this obviously planned around market timing under previous presidents?
[+9] u/Snowman33001: Never count your chickens before your Straits of Hormuz have hatched
[+9] u/TheSeeker331: Sometimes, the best trade you can make is making no trades at all.
[+9] u/far-canal-: just put the fries in the bag bro
[+8] u/LaHhxL: Wars back on the menu boys. More manipulation incoming
[+8] u/9tacos: Global strategic reserves empty! Crude -9% 😒
[+8] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Black Monday is coming
[+8] u/tropicalia84: US conducting strikes in Iran
Crude pumping
Literal zero reaction to any indices after hours
# PRICED IN SEE YOU AT ALL TIME HIGHS FOR OUR 250TH BIRTHDAY
[+8] u/-GuyDeLombard-: It’s okay guys. It’s just another weekend war. By the time markets open on Monday there will be another ceasefire agreement and the US will promise another 500 billion and free handjobs to Iranians that are in charge of negotiations
[+8] u/patricktu1258: If there is no peace deal being made this weekend, I am cooked.
[+8] u/Over-Celebration-168: At some point people here needs to accept that 0dte is a gamble, no matter how much you do analytical shit.
[+8] u/itsme971: No way, we're back to announcing cease fires with Iran again
[+7] u/Peeeeech: I thought we already won 39 times
[+7] u/Cerrado82: Must be easy being a inside trader
[+7] u/Mrsir300: Strikes on Friday afternoon - peace deal Sunday. Spy back to $750 next week.
[+7] u/Leather_Floor8725: Spcx - tried to get announce entry into cellphone data business but pump couldn’t hold for even a day. Yikes!
[+7] u/BillyShears2015: Bessent sweating bullets about covering oil shorts right about now
[+7] u/mryates97: WEN holding steadier than SPY 👀
[+7] u/DarkoDokkan: This week missles, next week 🌮
[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: because we tend to stare in germany i decided to STARE back. i looked the WOMEN who DIRECTLY stared at me also DIRECTLY in the eyes until they stopped looking. it has to stop, NOW
[+7] u/BigBritches619: They are launching peaceful ceasefire missiles again to continue talking
[+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: SPR really gonna be emptied isn't it
[+7] u/woozwoz11: Fuck this shit 50% down .
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: My port might be red, but at least I still have my friends in this sub
Right?
[+7] u/Solid-Season9984: Bro I just dont know anymore, I actually had to work this week 🤦♂️
[+7] u/ThanksDependent1001: Fuck ya! War back on means bullish. $750 Monday
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Another fake peace deal next week and we rally 3% easy
[+6] u/PompeiiSketches: The insider trading with these weekend wars is pretty gross
[+6] u/pen15_club_admin: Ceasefire is going well
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Stay strong memory bros. Hopefully the Koreans were able to sell a kidney to pay down their margin loans.
[+6] u/Jadeclone1: Hit iran at the start of the weekend, on monday it will be green since they resolved the issues.
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Btw this is the part where you buy
[+6] u/housemouse431: i knew that eod candle some stupid war news gon a happen. and boom we hit iran targets. lmao.
whens the next deal? sunday at 5:50pm i hope
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: State dept says US taxpayers now owe the Lebanese army 30 milly for reasons
[+6] u/Frosty1397: How do i make my portfolio losses disappear?
I tried shaking it like an etch-a-sketch but that shit still there 🤔
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: does 🥭 know how many weeks are left in the oil reserve?
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Us has attacked iran
[+6] u/patricktu1258: That’s enough stock market for this week. I have aged like 10 years. I am just going to use world cup to numb myself.
[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: That last candle on spy to end the day was illegal
[+6] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Peace deal Sunday. Quarterly repositioning and Market rally for July 4 🇺🇸
[+6] u/unikuenobody: I'm hemorrhaging money.
[+6] u/coolopinionlmao: freak the fuck out and buy everything
[+6] u/SilverVikingTT: ISRAEL will probably do something really fuckt up very soon.
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Of course this tangerine fuck decides to do this after the markets close
[+5] u/stonksf: Msft the safe haven as money rotates out of memory and semis .. the end.
[+5] u/LarryStink: Calls on gold and s&p futes for next week. Puts on VIX. Its the week of independence day and you never bet against America 🇺🇸 on the week of the 4th. And gold hit 4,000 a key level that showed good support. Expecting a mean reversion of the dollar rally and thus supportive for gold. Looking for 4200-4250 next week for a swing long. Yes I know metals are dead but vol is up theres still money to be made from short term trades.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Why is technical analysis still a thing when everyone knows it's bullshit
[+5] u/TreGet234: 3 months until recession lmao
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: I’m so glad OpenAI is going to do an IPO next year. Now the chip rally can be extended for longer without pesky investors in the loop to pressure company spend.
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: I honestly full ported right before close, so either I get rekt or we eating good on Monday boys
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: War is back on? Niceee, that's what we really needed
[+5] u/mannycalls24: Did SPY really hit 716 for a second?
[+5] u/TreGet234: Giving away my first born so i have an extra hand to hodl my 19 sndk shares.
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: “We’re winning so much they have our men’s soccer team scheduled to play both Bosnia and Herzegovina on Wednesday” 🇺🇸 🦅
\- 🥭
[+5] u/Longjumping_Top_5671: babe wake up, new forever war in the middle east just dropped
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: I’m up 0.07% today and 0.05% after hours hurray
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: Next week better rip our faces off 🐍
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: Semis are done aren't they 😔
[+5] u/TheSauce69: Honestly can’t believe how shitty NVDA is. Zero relief even on green days
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Go outside nerds.
Do you feel that heat? there might not be an outside if this climate change thing keeps up
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Ah, the "peace talks are going well" pumps are back on the menu. Thank God, my port was going downhill since the ceasefire
[+5] u/SonOfLuigi: Any idea what happened with that last minute devil’s dick candle on SPY?
I logged out at 8:30 and just saw that bastard.
[+5] u/jonneh: Shits going down bros!
IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS SAY U.S. FORCES ATTACKED SIRIK ISLAND, IRAN REPELLED ATTACK
[+5] u/yayahi: market closed and they literally started bombing everything
mango a cuck to the markets.
markets will teach him not to fuck around by dumping bigly on monday anyway
[+5] u/amanj41: Oil barely moving lol
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: So do we buy calls into next week?
[+5] u/Such_Coin: Glad I kept my calls over the weekend. 💀
[+5] u/RJNavarrete: I'm \~85% cash right now. Thank God I escaped this week mostly unscathed, though my weekly chart looks rough.
Down 8% this week
Up 22% this month
Not gonna sit here and cry. Just going to wait for more confirmations before I make any big move(s).
[+5] u/upvz: 1 min before close s&p500 went from 7360 to 7304
[+5] u/rottenfence: I can’t believe you guys actually think this matters.. we flew to $750 with bombs flying lol the market actually took a down turn when the bombs stopped
[+5] u/sck178: I fell asleep... Why did it drop immediately at 4?
[+5] u/diefy7321: Strikes on eyeran is bullish lmfaooo
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Do you remember one week ago when they were announcing MoU everywhere? The funny thing is many will fall again for the same shit in a couple days of days because people are dumb af
[+5] u/Additional_Path4799: 日本語で書くとどうなるんだろ?
見てる人の言語に勝手に翻訳されるんだよな??
月曜が怖いよ
[+5] u/ostlert: wtf was that. I set limit call way below trading place and it filled and I was instantly up $3k. $3k in literally 5 seconds.
[+5] u/Samjabr: EVerything goes to shit but MSFT up 6%
What a retard stock
[+5] u/davidbigham: This market is even more regarded than me 🤡
[+5] u/arolloftide: Used my last 500 to by a $385 MSFT call. Am I fucked
[+5] u/Razerfanguy69: So glad I sold my MU and loaded up on WEN
[+5] u/berksapotamus: Did SPY actually touch 716 or is thinkorswim glitching?
[+5] u/Sbmagnolia: Dip buyers… 15 minutes of extreme greed after hours
[+5] u/Samjabr: Whenever I take profits, the stock just keeps climbing.
Whenever I HODL, it goes straight down the crapper
I have no idea wtf im doing
[+5] u/cgonz15: If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike
[+18] u/Get_dat_money: US should just stop fucking around- either attack or gtfo - tired of this will they wont they TV sitcom bullshit.
[+17] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Enough of this shit it’s the weekend time to take off my bra and let my man boobs sag
[+17] u/All_FIREdUp: Holy fuck, this shit is more annoying than just a full blown war.
The U.S. can’t decide if it wants to admit defeat now or dedicate 20 years and trillions of dollars to admit defeat.
[+16] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Just lectured my kids, how Pokémon cards are a scam. Did that right after closing my 0dates for a penny.
[+13] u/oliver2022: im tired of this 🟠 piece of shit
[+11] u/solidsneeze: I guess Bibi really does have some of the files too
[+10] u/savethechows: before you buy puts remember the middle east is like really far away
[+10] u/FluffyLoveBall: Man I miss old wars where it had a beginning and an end.
[+10] u/DipSniper69: It's August 2027
Iran is about to sign Peacedeal 54.
strait of hormuz has been opened and closed 17 times.
oil is bouncing between 70 and 120 on a weekly basis.
im sitting at home trying to trade the market but Spy is still at 735.
i contiplate about buying a call as I see Iran has broken the ceasefire again.
🥭 Has a deal where Iran gets 1.2 trillion dollars next time he says.
[+9] u/KingOfTheBritons96: War kicked back off on Friday after market close. New peace deal reached Sunday night. SPY opens +2% on Monday
[+9] u/Lower_Skin_3683: Why ya gotta smoke that skunk in the parking lot before gym. Nobody wanna smell that shit
[+8] u/Remigius: Is a 5% day too much to ask for?
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Fellas im starting to think this spcx play isnt panning out
[+8] u/nordik1: bros you better buy the fuck out of the dip for the inevitable 4th of July week/weekend mega pump through the ceiling
there’s no possible way 🥭 allows anything less than shrek dicks falling from the sky under his reign for the 250th
he’s setting up for it now by bringing peace bombs back
1 week out bros
[+8] u/JPowTheDayTrader: What a shitty weak. Lost 30k on my memefolio LMAO 🤣 🤌
[+8] u/rholt168: MU had the most insane earnings since NVDA and gave back every single penny in 48 hours lmao - this market is so dumb
[+7] u/McClintockC: They were talking smack on one of our task forces
Had no choice but to bomb 'em
New peace deal next week. $500B this time. No biggie
[+7] u/SnooRegrets6428: Bombing Iran= buying opporunity
[+7] u/Seymour_asis501: Why are all golf pro shop workers sad fat dudes
[+7] u/Top-Meaning2626: MU not up $40+ AH, ragnarok is upon us
[+7] u/NiceOwner: Idk I feel like inverse Michael blurry is a thing.. why did he go long on Microsoft… bruh…
[+7] u/Imaginary_Angle_3940: Ramen since June....
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: That “peace talks going well” article from Axios is gonna hit different Monday morning 🤤
[+6] u/SomePolack: Some bum ass loser in here really messaged me to gloat about a sports bet I lost
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Literally no one gives a shit about Iran conflict it’s obviously never gunna end in some capacity
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: How is the war back on? I thought war arc was over?
[+6] u/NewJuan01: Turbans are back on the menu bois
[+6] u/victoryboiiTCG: Move all the money from SPCX into MSFT
[+6] u/Poptart_Salad: Thankfully the war is back on as it seems we were about to chop sideways for another 4 months. New ATH incoming.
[+6] u/SteakEater137: I bet Don was so fucking jealous when Iran came up with tolling the Strait. Its like tariffs on steroids.
[+6] u/NerdSlamPo: NVDA at 192 and MSFT at 370 are great deals for people holding for the next year. Not sure where everyone’s getting the story that NVDA is cooked
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: *CENTCOM says US forces bombed Iranian missile/drone storage locations and coastal radar sites tonight. CENTCOM added that the strikes tonight were in response to Iran's attack yesterday that "clearly violated the ceasefire."*
Ceasefire III - A good day to cease hard
Ceasefire IV - Kill them all
Ceasefire V - Cease5ire
[+5] u/SteakEater137: The Weekend War continues
"Peace talks going well" Monday morning.
[+5] u/pingoo26: Dear Leader says no dipping hand in deflection pool or you and your entire family are going to an Alaskan labour camp.
[+5] u/ThaaGZZ: Atleast my portfolio isnt the only thing that is getting bombed.
[+5] u/good-times-: The woodford is flowing
[+5] u/100xOrBust: Market would rally if bibi got some headache relief 😐🤯
[+5] u/SomePolack: Half stock half cash rn feels pretty good
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: instead of having solar farms in the deserts and having lower electricity bills and enough to power up all these data centers we're stuck paying high prices for oil. are we stupid or something?
[+5] u/ThaaGZZ: The day microsoft becomes microhard and beats your days porfolio performance is the day you question life and everything you thought you knew..
[+5] u/Juddy-: When did everyone start using Türkiye instead of Turkey. I feel like I missed that memo
[+5] u/JAntaresN: I know one of you use oralcumshot as the password, and it fits.
[+5] u/sabatiel180: Oh man, bol traps everywhere!
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I have 16 jiggabytes of RAM
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: War is a forever pump glitch
[+5] u/bmbislt: #NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
[+5] u/zuziannka: God just print my MSFT and SPY calls
[+5] u/xeuropa: Aaahhh ssshhhiiiiitt🫠 “IRAN’S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS SAY U.S. FORCES ATTACKED SIRIK ISLAND
IRAN’S 🇮🇷 REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS SAY RESPONSE TO U.S. 🇺🇸 ATTACK WILL BE SWIFT AND DECISIVE”
[+5] u/widerdog: war in iran making condoms more expensive
[+5] u/hellosimpy: I was up $12k at one point today and ended up only making $100 lol
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: That last drop liquidated me
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/BestTrader69420 (1W-0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SPY** ▼ | $734.37 → $720.00 | -2.0% | 1d 4h | Won |
[+5] u/Synergiex: Maybe trump sent a message to his MM friends group chat that triggered the last minute sell off
[+5] u/offgramercy: No crying in the casino man, u remember how u were acting when u were up, make ur bed (I realize some of u were never up to begin with but u know what I mean)
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: WOW IMAGINE U BOUGHT $100 worth of puts at 3:59 and set a stupid limit sell at $1000000
[+5] u/Electrical-Abies-768: Y’all are dumb. My husband works for Oracle and y’all are dumb.
[+5] u/AshamedImagination50: My one diversification healthcare stock pick is carrying my port :/
[+5] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: There's always bitcoin in the banana stand.
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Spy better go apeshit and hit ath come monday
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: # MSFT $400 next week
[+5] u/Imaginary_Cow9217: Idk how I'm positive today when QQQ is down 1.5%
I must've sucked the right pp in my previous life
🍆🙏
[+5] u/tortoisepump: What TF happened to $CRDO 1 min before close
[+5] u/Diligent-Acadia7819: Odds that GOOGL will go back to 360s before earnings? Else I have to serve at Wendy’s.
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Maybe it's just me but it feels like everything sucks now
[+5] u/Priceplayer: 🌽 can go to $79k but MSTR will keep making new lows SMH
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: The lurker: when you get so hard you have to jork it because other people's portfolios lost so much money
[+19] u/CalRippedken: Where you gonna invest that $132
[+16] u/McKoijion: Trump only bombs Iran when the futures market is closed. WSB's degenerate desire for 24/7 trading is the true path to world peace.
[+13] u/LegendLobster: NVDA is a boomer stock
[+11] u/RonBlake: War back on is bullish because they will reactivate the pump directive to the MMs to control the stock market arena/narrative. That was missing bigly this week
[+10] u/MrsEveryShot: some people typing on their iPhone 17s while eating DoorDash talking about how we are basically living in the Great Depression
[+10] u/CMTTrader: The cargo ship in the Strait of Hormuz was attacked on Thursday, and instead of attacking back on Thursday, 🍊 intentionally waited until today, after market close, to retaliate. That's how you know this war is all bullshit theater.
[+8] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Not a fan of how actual war seems planned around stock market opening hours, clown world
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: Well it turns out the stripper did in fact not like me
[+8] u/AKNJ907: Full ported 7/10 $1,295 MU calls this afternoon lord protect me in these troubled times
[+7] u/31andnotdone: costco precooked bacon is back to 11.99 non-sale price from 16.99 just 3 months ago
we did it, we won the war on inflation.
[+7] u/ShowerFriendly9059: Anyone who didn’t buy more MU today is a sucker
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: People who make fun of conservative options plays on here and if you aren't risking it all on black you are "lame" and don't belong here I promise they are broke as fuck
[+7] u/Cybernator1: Would anyone really be surprised to find out its Israel attacking ships to make it look like Iran just to keep this thing imploding 🤣
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: Statistically speaking someone on here got caught pounding off wearing a VR headset 🤷🏻♂️
[+6] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: It’s actually ridiculous, NVDA is now at a 29 PE while TSLA still trades at 348 times earnings
Not to mention SPCX which is probably at 500 times earnings
If both TSLA / SPCX traded at NVDA multiples , Elon would probably have a sub 50 billion net worth
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Permabears never learn. It never pays to stay bearish. You’ve got 150 plus years of evidence but they just think they are smarter than everyone else. Up and to the right. That’s all it ever does and it’s by design.
Since 1957, any random day for S&P 500 has been higher:
• 1 year later: 72.8% of the time (+8.8% average)
• 6 months later: 68.9% of the time (+4.3% average)
• 3 months later: 66.1% of the time (+2.1% average)
• 1 month later: 61.6% of the time (+0.7% average)
• 1 week later: 56.7% of the time (+0.2% average)
Take profits from successful short positions and GO LONG you retards.
[+6] u/confusedandsmellyman: "It's just a love tap, we love them. The Iranians. Did you know that they actually were called Iwalkians when like, you know 2000 years ago that guy Moses was walking across a desert and with so many people. Tremendous. They were going to call the country Iwalk but settled on Iran. Beautiful people. Beautiful country. Their leaders are beautiful. This is just a tap on the shoulder. Like, hey we're here. Keep the Strait open or we'll blow your country to bits. Their country would be called Ifall. So yes we're doing a fantastic job. Have you looked at the gas price? We've achieved everything we wanted and the price barely changed. I'm quite happy with this resolution. Now Cuba on the other hand, well we'll get that. Yes we will."
Calls.
[+5] u/valderium: Market pricing in a 30% chance for 2 rate hikes
In Greenspan’s memory, let’s make it 1 hike at 50 basis points
[+5] u/Mr_Canada1867: POOTS on IRAN’s HORMUSSY 😂
[+5] u/_____rs: 🅱️elcome to the 🅱️eekend
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: So next week are are going to get the narrative change. Open AI is winning AI race, MSFT benefits from substantial stake. $450 is a bargain.
[+5] u/-0x00000000: Imagine IPOing at the top of fairy dust & unicorn fart bull run.
[+5] u/Willing-Angle-2203: lovely after-hours love taps, again
BREAKING: US forces struck Iranian missile and drone storage locations and coastal radar sites today as a response to Iran's drone attack yesterday on a cargo ship in the Strait of Hormuz, per CENTCOM.
These are the first US strikes since the MOU was signed.
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: New highs in July. It’s painfully obvious. Get long. July 2 the party starts.
[+5] u/Fancy_Goat685: Oh hey it's the weekend again so that means bombing again... Since the market is closed....
[+5] u/OnceALoser: lol. Every single Friday comes and bombing starts.
[+5] u/Contango-withme: I feel like I missed out on my entire life
[+5] u/MrsEveryShot: we can frack our way out of this
[+5] u/LeadingNASDAQ: One of theses days, the peace deals won’t stick. Then what stock market.
[+5] u/Tall_Technology2325: What the fuck Richard
[+5] u/dontslambro: Weekend war is back on
[+5] u/Kooky_Resource6348: Theyre gonna pump it to 750 now and monday morning before they rug it to 720 at open. Fuck retail
[+5] u/The_Albertino: Ohh it’s the last Friday of Q2 so big expirations all over. Quarter end nonsense
[+5] u/Sorry-Usual6906: Holy semis got slaughtered. I didn’t have time to sell Thursday morning.
[+5] u/Immediate_Type4095: Wtf was that sell of end of day, why is the action always outside of normal market
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: I knew all the tech large caps being run up was probably part of a scam but I bought Qualcomm anyways
[+5] u/GrondForGondor: Where’s that fuckin monkey picture at
[+5] u/justaddcatalyst: Full porting Monday to feel something again
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Checked rh and got a spcx transfer ad. Couldn't get any more desperate. Soon buy one get 1 free
[+5] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: So Monday is going to be a black hole hey
[+5] u/MrsEveryShot: That might be an ad meant for me. Maybe they got things switched up. I have ads for butt plugs
[+5] u/valderium: Calls because the market will moon again when another MoU is announced
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: Historical studies—most notably by British diplomat Sir John Glubb and later academic datasets—indicate that the average lifespan of a major global empire is roughly **250 years**, or about ten generations.
The life cycle theory suggests these 250 years generally progress through six distinct stages:
1. **Pioneers & Conquest**
2. **Commerce**
3. **Affluence**
4. **Intellect**
5. **Decadence** (marked by civic decay and wealth disparity)
6. **Collapse**
[+15] u/FatFluffyFish: Good day today, no Koreans to snipe 10% off the port
[+14] u/GrandKnew: Iran and the US are basically best friends. there's literally no war happening.
[+13] u/FatFluffyFish: War on over the weekend. Peace deal 1 min before futures open
[+12] u/Final_Ad9418: If you use 🤌 immediatly blocked
[+11] u/PropheticMurmurs: Weekends suck now.
And next week is a short, shitty week with no major earnings that’s bound to have low volume.
Just teleport me to July 6th already.
[+11] u/plzplzplztendies: HORMUZ TALKS GOING BAD
[+11] u/astroslostmadethis: >US military launches strikes near Hormuz
Strikes on a friday, peace deal back on Monday
[+10] u/GrandKnew: WSB is a perfect example of when a bunch of 100-115IQ midwits come together and try to understand geopolitics through the lens of their 9-5
[+9] u/Wows_Nightly_News: The market has dropped around 3% since pride month began
[+8] u/Icy-Dimension2914: MU once again realises it had an insane earnings print over the weekend and opens +10%
[+8] u/Icommandyou: Strait as usual closed because its out of business hours
[+8] u/Civil-Flight-1894: Full port dram and mu at open if you haven’t already
[+7] u/Civil-Flight-1894: dram 75 at open and 80 by Monday
[+7] u/StandardDot5115: who's up rn conducting their semi
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Just left Publix.. Heard the pasty retard manager talking about low volatility stocks..
Puts over the weekend was the call..
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Operation Epstein Files is never going to end
[+7] u/FelixMumuHex: # u/bearhunter429 blocked me 🤌
[+7] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: So this entire deal to make a deal was just market manipulation by 🥭 to envrich himself and his cronies at the cost of Americans. Funfuckingtastic.
[+6] u/I-N00b-hi: Just watched a video of Ben Affleck explaining how LLM works. Puts on AI, it’s a bubble fr now
[+6] u/turkerimera: What do we think about SpaceX $100 puts for November or December?
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: This is the 69th time peace talks broke down and missiles starting flying and the world getting tired of this song & dance.
[+6] u/nyse25: to the goon cave we go
[+6] u/Leading_Form_8485: Iran firing back. Keep your sizes small.
[+6] u/LouieM13: BREAKING: SpaceX, $SPCX, is being added to the Nasdaq 100 on July 7th.
This marks the fastest inclusion into the Nasdaq 100 in the index’s history.
[+5] u/surmoiFire: banbet 🥭 declare war or shit his pants on July 4th
[+5] u/Apegg: SLS up 43% last week. short interest is 32.79%. the borrow rate is 261.50% still waiting on that 80th event catalyst... some traders are getting it soon. backing the long side.
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: when the weight of the world has got you down, just consider that you don’t have to bear the additional weight of a pair of SNAP glasses
[+5] u/Sick0h: Closed at extreme fear 🤌
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: Us striking Iran? War over btw
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: So, everyone's just gonna act like the EOD price action was normal?
[+5] u/bluen: Mstr straight drilling
You love to see it
[+5] u/Prudent_Concern_1511: Jr bacon cheeseburger for dinner?
[+5] u/JoocePop: It’s only gonna be green from here
[+5] u/This_Employer128: War time all the time?
[+5] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Who else grabbed calls before close? I see an upwards breakout on the horizon
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: this is trash, and you know it
[+5] u/v270: now you're getting it
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Ya’ll saw msft at 350 yesterday and didn’t buy
[+5] u/UnluckyStartingStats: Wow my 7355 puts got cucked hard by that closing price wtf
[+5] u/NonimiJewelry: Of course the bombs fell and were announced AFTER MY PUTS EXPIRED
[+5] u/saintmitchy: Remember when Don Tsu told the world we only had 4 weeks of oil left?
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: July is historically a super bullish month and plenty of capital and liquidity has been freed up this June to say the least. Let’s see what happens… if it doesn’t then we may be in a real bear market nd test 690
[+5] u/ChungusSpliffs: BlackBerry > Wendy’s
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Thought we had a peace deal signed on his birthday?
[+5] u/Iunatic: War is bullish, as 🥭 can tweet about imminent peace deals and infinitely pump the market again.
[+5] u/brizzario: It’ll only be the 50th time we rally on pure bullshit.
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: WHO BOUGHT NVDA CALLS TODAY?!?!
[+5] u/Portland-: Looks like it'll be tuition no matter what happens
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BERS ARE CROOKS WHO ARE AT THIS VERY MOMENT WISHING FOR AN ESCALATION BETWEEN THE US AND IRAN.
[+5] u/unseamingcarrot: picked up some Nvidia, hard to pass up at that price with the RSI so low
[+13] u/PuzzledLeader8941: We need a new peace deal
[+10] u/OM3N1R: Anyone see the final minute candle on SPY at 716?
[+10] u/fitnessfinance88: "Alright... markets closed... launch the missiles"
[+9] u/derprondo: <hank hill voice>
You see, boys, it’s not about the trades you make, it’s the trades you don’t make.
[+8] u/4DH2: Saylor not answering any of my texts
[+8] u/trent_upscale: ...in this post-MU earnings environment
[+8] u/Keiigo: Love how they drop the Iran attacks news at 8:00pm
[+8] u/Ok_Reflection_2645: Job openings at the Department Of War:
Missile Launch Coordinator:
part time…..nominal hours….6hrs per week….Fridays…..
4.31pm-10.31pm
Excellent hourly wage (must have sea legs)
[+7] u/hypeaze: How the hell does a cemetery raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living?
[+7] u/DebtOk4461: MSFT back to $400 next week fellas
[+7] u/Even-Square-6246: How do you stop gambling addiction
[+7] u/youarenothearingme: gold ✅
silver ✅
wendy's ✅
[+7] u/LittleHoneydew3466: Be honest how many accounts have you guys blew?
[+7] u/Totallynotfakenews: You guys ever find it weird that any of us has full access to the tools to retire in a matter of weeks? Just have to be lucky a few times.
[+6] u/Drokeep: Easiest calls in history since last week
[+6] u/Stupidbearrr: JUST IN : SPACEX TO BE ADDED TO THE NASDAQ 100 INDEX JULY 7
[+6] u/need20goodmen: Why doesn’t Sandisk/Micron invest in Mag 7 so they can use that invested money to buy memory chips? Are they stupid?
[+6] u/patricio87: I just turned on weekend trading on my broker so I can trade the war weekends
[+6] u/i2noob: wtf is that $SPY sudden drop near closing time, its like bear's erection
[+6] u/Aldribuds: This week could have been an email
[+6] u/SpaceXLord: Altman should have done the IPO last year. Next year will be even worse. Open source models will dominate.
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Just realized this week was really bad for the indexes - Spy -2% & QQQ -4%.
[+6] u/TheBokehman: Nah, rotating to Msft.
[+6] u/Ohlele: Wait until Mag 7 do a coordinated attack on all memory companies during their earnings calls in July. You'll see what happens.
[+6] u/powerboner: Inshallah NVDA 205 on Monday
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: I almost forgot Nike declares earnings next week. Down 33 percent on my shares till date 😭😭
[+6] u/Scrapthepolltax: Your neighbour wanking in your bath
[+6] u/Veshino99: My grandmother said it was awful and distasteful
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: they asked ppl to change in 2023
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: Believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: get your tickets for Black Monday at ticketmaster.com
[+5] u/silentoptions: 718 open Monday cya bols
[+5] u/Strict-Hearing-177: Early 250th fireworks over Hormuz
[+5] u/smellyfingernail: - SpaceX captures a 10 trillion dollar asteroid
- 30x multiple
- worth 300 trillion
- stock 300x’s
- my Roth goes to 90 million
Easy as
[+5] u/Technically_Tactical: SpaceY added to NASDAQ100. We're so cooked.
[+5] u/flowingwin: this is spacexs price with all insiders locked up and inability to sell. Only 4% float. Imagine the price in a year.
[+5] u/zeebee098: Bros there’s only four days left to be gay 😟
[+5] u/smellyfingernail: indexes are FORCING each and every one of you to bail out my SpaceX bags. Thank you indexes, very cool
[+5] u/OG_L0c: Grindr saved my portfolio this week
[+5] u/Czyzzle: I hit yu bc you hit me.
[+5] u/niceee_guyyy: Im joining USAF soon
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Weekend warriors 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+5] u/cloudsofgrey: MU finished +1.03(+0.09%) afterhours. Checkmate bears.
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Finally chips and memory die and rotate to my bag 7
[+5] u/Year3030: AI told me WEN isn't being naked shorted, totally normal, nothing to see here.
[+5] u/quantumlyregarded: Livin' at Walmart
Cuz it's all I can afford
In my leaky-roofed Winnebago
From 1994
Livin' at Walmart
Cuz it's all I can afford
And the worst part is
I'm the manager
Of the store
[+5] u/trent_upscale: Bro, don't make me open the strait
You won't like it if I have to
[+5] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Don’t forget to thank Altman and musk for this
[+5] u/SpaceXLord: Elon Musk will scale back his Mars plans just like FSD. In 5 years, SpaceX will have regular trips to Arizona.
[+5] u/GoProVI: “Markets closed, fire the nukes” if you think that isn’t strategy
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: well good thing i got USO 120 calls for July 8th lmao
[+5] u/JJlaim: People like just give it a month, let it chill. Bitch i want my shit to go diabollical to the moon. Not staring at my monitor for several our watching it going sideways. And worst is? It's not open 24/7.
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Remember how lame stock twits was? That’s what wsb has turned into.
[+5] u/Bravadette: Feels like my 7/2 750 calls are cooked.
[+5] u/silentoptions: Bols are so cooked over the weekend lmaoooo
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: 63M volume on a 1 minute candle on MSFT holy crap
[+5] u/gwrichardson42: Did MU puts today for some $. Took a chance at eod and bought a call for next week. Recent earnings have shown 12-15% gains 1-week post earnings. Not sure what'll happen this time, hopefully 🚀 back to 1200.
[+5] u/am-i-not-a-bot: It’s impressive how well SPCX defended 150 all week
[+5] u/CD274: Do most of you own one stock
[+5] u/Czyzzle: Now you know damn well Bibi ain't gonna be left out of this bomb dropping opportunity
[+5] u/Veshino99: Learn to read brother, they auto sell 15-30 min before BECAUSE they want to limit that sort of thing lol read fine print
[+16] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Remember when peace in Iran was declared like two weeks ago and we gapped up? Lol what a joke
[+11] u/Casualhotpockets: Pee is stored in the balls
[+11] u/llasar17: like you need an excuse to watch guys on tv
[+10] u/peterpeer9: I have a feeling GTA6 is going to suck. Not like suck-suck, but more like "it's been 13 fucking years and this is the best you could do?"-suck.
[+8] u/zg44: It's hard to describe, but Micron's earnings report and Apple raising prices on their devices feels like an inflection point for the whole AI trade.
The big 4 hyperscalers have been selling off hard, but now even NVDA's stock is showing serious struggles.
We've reached the point where the memory price bubble (and it is a bubble, there's 0 chance memory prices stay this high for 10 years, at some point there will be a severe correction in pricing) is starting to impact everyone in the space.
It's hard to forecast what the result will be, but the market is trying to re-rate what the actual demand is for everything else (chips, energy, etc.) if memory prices make everyone question the ROI on the data center buildout.
I will say this, usually the first "jitter" or "struggle" in a bubble is not the end, it typically happens in the process of going up to the peak. But we've finally seen some sort of Achilles' heel to the buildout, that memory prices are rising way too fast and paying 3x to 5x for the same parts as last year doesn't make that much long-term sense.
It's possible semis have hit some kind of interim peak; have to consider that possibility.
[+8] u/Societalthreat69: Puts on Amazon after prime day, what a disaster
[+7] u/Red_Zone_Broly: *"No one can be told what the Matrix is..."*
(Literally 5 mins later): *"The Matrix is a computer-generated dream world, built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this."*
Brah
[+7] u/shortgamegolfer: No matter how long I blow dry my taint after a shower, it is always still a little damp.
[+7] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
[+7] u/BenisSpaghetti: The highschool kids in my area all scream 'I'm gonna bussss 😩" when school lets out every day. This generation is going to be just fine.
[+7] u/brute-forced: SPCX BAG HOLDIN’ BITCHES GOT OWNED BY THE FIRST TRILLIONAIRE
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Gotta love this shit. From aljazeera: “JD Vance said that to somehow tackle the tensions in the Strait of Hormuz, a line of communication has been established between the United States and Iran.
But the IRGC today has said that there is no such communication line; it is not established, and will not be.”
[+6] u/BenisSpaghetti: I'm a professional crisis actor.
[+6] u/Imaginary_Tear_2328: Curious anyone make a shit ton of $ on that drop wick at close? Anyone lose a bunch?
[+6] u/BenisSpaghetti: All Europeans died of heat stroke this week. ⚰️
[+5] u/Throwaway18987987: Pissing in my neighbors birdbath rn
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: 79% of this sub is betting on imaginary revenue
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: I have the framework of a plan to make money
[+5] u/HDauthentic: I’m starting to think that some of the members of this subreddit might not fully understand how options work
[+5] u/tar_baby33: So are MSFT leaps the play?
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: We sacrificed Friday in order to secure a peace deal by Monday 🤝 🚀
[+5] u/motherrunner817: SPY waiting until options trading was over to dump is still pissing me off 🙄 you couldn’t have done that at 3:30? 3:40 even?!
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: I think one of the things that prevented me from becoming a great trader was that I liked to talk too much nonsense on WSB.
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Semi top is now past month soxx went up only 3%.
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: What does buying a Put feel like? I almost did it but I was scared it would hurt. I was raised in a Christian household.
[+5] u/Stonkies4tendies: Watching The Big Short
getting ready to lose it all on Monday
[+5] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Is it cope to think that most of today's MU sell off was just the scheduled quarterly rebalance?
[+5] u/BigOleLeaps: Asts and rklb beating out spcx, nature is healing
[+5] u/neillson01: I will never financially recover from this
[+5] u/guccioli: Why does caffeine make me instantly fall asleep
[+5] u/Fun_Reporter9086: Tell me about your experience of blowing another dude as a straight guy.
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: We don't need more useless degrees anyhow regard
[+5] u/ZaraBloom418: I got cancelled on and have no plans and live alone.
wtf do you do
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: I shit you not on Monday I had it lined up to sell everything and put it into SGOV and take the summer off…my kid knocked over everything at breakfast and I forgot to pull the trigger. Just fuck
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: Someone cut a huge gash into my portfolio but it's certainly not green.
[+5] u/isolated-cat: insiders knew about the weekend war since yesterday
[+5] u/caprividog: For curiosity's sake, the last time SPX was red for 5 days in a row was 8/21/25, a Thursday.
[+5] u/West_Ocelot4670: My $8 calls expired worthless, I have 41 cents in my Robinhood account and I just blew someone behind the Wendy's dumpster in King of Prussia. Overall not a bad Friday night.
[+5] u/Seadog98: Use a weed whacker, Mr. Benis Spaghetti
[+5] u/National-Log5203: SaaS rally next week?
[+5] u/Scribble_Box: Yoohoo big summer blowout
[+5] u/No_Cod972: If I were the person in charge, I'd put a green portfolio in every hand.
(and a tubesteak in every ber anoos)
[+5] u/Prestigious_Key1755: I bought a PS5 in 2024 just to play GTA V. So far only played Astro - the free game it comes with.
[+10] u/AxemanFromMA: Might be about to get a girlfriend after 2.5 years of being single. LFG. Just finished date #2 and we made out for 15 mins. We are hanging out July 4th
[+8] u/sami_regard: Got rejected from a dream job, well at least I still have my current shitty job while making money today in market. Just want to vent a bit. After all this gambling sub is the closest place to home for the last 7 years.
[+8] u/Syllabub_Visual: Out of all of them scam Altman is by far the shadiest…
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Bought wdc and it immediately tanks 13%
[+7] u/DrSenorChuckles: I did 146 trades today. Rookie
[+7] u/soapchewer2: Damn can’t believe mango just did that. Massive gape up Monday
[+7] u/Axwe8: Can we stop bombing Iran after the market close? 🤡
[+6] u/Apple2o: How many beers do I pregame with tonight
[+6] u/tortu995: If apple is truly lobbying for chinese memory its embarrasing for them and a clear signal to short the stock. Also, MEGA bullish micron.
[+6] u/DandadanAsia: Why Europoor can't afford AC?
[+6] u/zmagickz: # My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined
[+6] u/Fit-Employ3623: Memory stocks have no moat, John apple making deals with RAM wang
[+6] u/Apple2o: Betting on anything makes it 100x more fun to watch\*
[+6] u/Fun_Training4330: Give me back my money
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Betting on sports games makes them 100x more fun to watch, I trade options in market on qqq, trade bitcoin predictions in the afternoon, and World Cup games at night 😂
[+5] u/CozyDarkMage: I’d like to take this chance to apologize .. to absolutely nobody for selling all my ASTS 😤
Never again spacestocks
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: LMAO WAR BACK ON THE TABLE REGARDS
[+5] u/lipmanz: Any recent Saylor interviews
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Fast food workers be mad as hell seeing me pull up
[+5] u/Namtabmal: Wtf happened with GOOGLE and NVDA
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Guys it was just a quarterly rebalance has no bearing on next week at all. That being said. Stocks with some potential after today's move and the rebalance buys: SNOW, DDOG, TXG, BFLY, HOOD,
[+5] u/Future-Lifeguard8247: Lol is Iran just a push to get everyone into AI cars. Uber and Waymo might be the move.
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: honestly that's pretty fucked up though, paying that much for tickets, traveling, commuting, just to end with 0-0
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Obviously we need Fed to print more money and juice system with more liquidity.
Can't have winners and losers. Only winners in credit markets.
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: MSFT had one good day finally.
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: Fucking ghey government closing my casino on weekends. We should make our own casino with blackjack and hookers.
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: MSFT volume today 6x higher 🤌🤌🤌
What whale invested?
[+5] u/DarkR124: Oh look, Friday night bombing.
I’m tired boss.
[+5] u/cannythecat: With the amount of meme companies they are adding to the nasdaq-100, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw an 80 percent drawdown again like back in dot com.
[+5] u/Fun_Training4330: When's the next bull leg up u fkn morons
[+5] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: #no matter how good things are bol has an uncanny knack to always fuck everything up in the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/Fun_Training4330: I own shares so I'm fine. But still give me back my money
[+9] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: There has to be a special place in hell for linkedin influencers
[+9] u/jakeisarake: Israel and Lebanon just signed a peace accord.. could it be
[+9] u/stuntondeezh0es: Israel: alright I’ll stop bombing Lebanon for now
US: alright bet. I’ll get started on Iran now
[+7] u/Basedshark01: You're absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving - and that's a key distinction most miss.
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I am so tired of this geriatric piece of shit. Iykyk
[+7] u/No_Current3675: Live fast, eat ass.
\-Abraham Lincoln
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: no longer bullish, evolving into b>!oob!<ish
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: 50% of 🥭s speech today was pure comedy
The other 75% I wish I could unhear
[+6] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Lol jd bragging that nixon scandal wouldnt last a day in the current cycle
[+6] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: Centcom has confirmed it was a US strike...
[+6] u/gainsusmaximus: Iran soccer team with the blockade formation
[+6] u/TarrifJacksonJr: People will complain about hackers in their video games and then think their online poker games are completely fair and trustworthy
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Im ok with Kim ung Jong invading
[+5] u/Port_Lens: The biggest risk in trading isn't always the market. Sometimes it's catching the crowd's emotions.
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: Cringiest shit is people sharing religious stuff on social media then next day post themselves at the club lmao
[+5] u/Mattholomeu: Whatever happened to that guy that used to post absolute 10/10 video memes around/before covid? We need that guy back
[+5] u/srnx: Lool the pedo waited for the close - of course
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Maybe Nike stock wouldn't be so shit if this company release more shoes instead of creating artificial scarcity. You got resellers making $10 reselling it on stockx and then I have to pay taxes and fees on top of it , these regard will be selling a $185 (pre-tax) shoe for $225 and they get back $195 and I'm paying $275 after taxes and fees. Only way these resellers are making money is if they stole the shoes or owns a business that gets to buy them at wholesale from nike for like $100.
[+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: We always assume that he'll never do "this or that", until someone plants an idea in his head and he decides to run with it.
[+5] u/lardexDofB: Russell rebalancing, doesn’t have anything to do with the war
[+5] u/ajibtunes: I bought a new laptop yesterday but when I got home I noticed that the apple already had a bite taken out of it 😐
[+5] u/OptionsRntMe: Soccer is the antithesis of football. The amount of rolling around crying is hysterical
[+10] u/Bob_the_peasant: Damn people have no sense of humor outside of this thread. I said SPY 760 on Monday after we win the Iran war for the 29th time and people got legitimately hostile at the idea of SPY going up 4.5% in a day.
[+9] u/-sakuranbo: I used to yearn for the weekends...
Now I yearn for the weekday casino.
[+8] u/LivinLike: “Apple is lobbying the Trump administration for clearance to buy memory chips from CXMT, a Chinese company that the Pentagon has put on a blacklist because of alleged connections to the People’s Liberation Army, according to six people familiar with the matter.” - Financial Times
[+7] u/FullTard2000: imagine making a massive bet on a hand of blackjack then the dealer looks at their cards and starts smiling menacing at you
and saying shit like “you really sure about that bud” and shaking his head for 20 minutes while you have mental breakdown because you just want to know the outcome
that’s day trading
[+7] u/SocraticGoats: Just saw Michael Saylor beat up a homeless guy and take his cardboard sign and cash bucket.. now he's in the median offering HJs for 10 bucks. Almost makes me want to buy BTC to help the guy out... except id rather eat my own used toilet paper than ever buy bitcoin. TLDR: MSTR price target: $0.69 / share
[+6] u/FaythDarkHeart: Europeans waking up missing foreskins
[+6] u/manupfront: Well I guess I’m joining the marine corps, no day trading for 13 weeks of basic
[+6] u/2QuarterDollar: Who else loaded up on Google 0DTE 5 minutes before closing
[+6] u/ChampagnePapi-: i need money so bad pls
[+6] u/Harp-Note: So many stocks trended up or down today. Yet I didn't make any money. Kill me.
[+6] u/CheekyPooh: Anyone else fall asleep to this thread?
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Imagine if the INTC nana guy wasn't a paperhanded hoe
[+6] u/zerowaitestate: Nobody on the road. Nobody on the beach. I feel it in the air, summer's out of reach.
[+6] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Puts on 🥭 this coming week
[+5] u/Slow-Information-847: Friday after 4pm is missile spotting time. Monday, Tuesday TACO time. Wed Thurs Friday, everything is down, American are richest ever time. until market close...
[+5] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: Soccer would be better with a set clock. Extra time is a mess.
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: If we don’t pump, my dog will starve first.
[+5] u/imustbegthequestion: My reddit feed is investor slop. Calls on RDDT $BLOCK HOOD.
[+5] u/Pernicious_Pearl: Got a reddit warning for politely telling my fellow wsb friends to buy grindr last night 😢
[+5] u/skarfbeaulonee: Anyone play Texas Holdem over at the social poker subreddit? That place is full of bots and retards just like here.
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: it's always amusing to see people do technical analysis on corn
two imaginary things added together are still imaginary things
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: You're not in the "we" he cares about.
[+5] u/gregory601: This shit is rigged! You can not convince me otherwise.
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Ok gramps time for bed
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: TIL a lot of people here don't know the mechanics behind options. They just know calls make money if stock goes up, puts make money if stock goes down. I love this place lmao
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: You want Greeks then you go to Greece 🤷♂️
[+5] u/Kitchen-Raccoon4572: theres more to it? 😲
[+5] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: I exclusively get my stock picks from reddit bec i’m retarded. Worked for BB and SLS
[+11] u/Character_Set3454: Wife told me to stop shitposting on Reddit and go to bed, but I'm not gonna do it and she can't make me.
[+11] u/trust_it_bb: Weekend thread has never had less traffic.
Holy shit the amount of blown up ports has to be historic.
[+10] u/Vlashaaak: You know you're addicted when you can't wait for the casino to open
[+9] u/AdCritical5383: Pretty sure trading this week was the beginning of a villain origin story or two. That was fookin’ somethin lads.
Happy 🅱️eekend 🍻
[+8] u/Old_Evidence8598: i don’t understand the market anymore
[+7] u/Speech_Path: Incoming SNDK 7% pump Monday. Yall heard it here first.
[+7] u/iDahves: You’re all ghey & happy pride month (especially to Bers)
[+7] u/SaveTheAles: No dog alive watched the towers fall except for you dawg. Never forget.
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Bad news. Us attacked iran.
Good news. New peace deal to pump markets.
Bad news mango said 2 weeks of SPR left.
Lmao
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Can we delist spcx? See if that turns the pump on again.
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I been scalping so much might as well be stealing foreskins and selling them
[+6] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: She let you tongue punch her fart box yet?
[+6] u/orcassharks: By that you mean you walked into the bar bathroom after she took a shit and came out, and sniffed the room.
[+5] u/Sad_Star9007: feel like you have a lot of posts like this
[+5] u/fooish_moral: i'm going to rock a usb necklace to floss my buttcorn holdings
[+5] u/sailortyx56: 50% of the year is done.
[+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: Oh look the ceasefire broke. Who could have seen this coming?
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: July is when you redeem yourself, don’t rely on just stocks to recover your losses you need to go big or go home on options
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Bol will be pinned down by ber like Caitlin Clark next week
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: I like ir when you dm me 👉👈
[+5] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Uggo is a funny word for ugly people
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: Looks like we have ceasefire again. SPY 740 by Monday on renewed optimism?
[+10] u/violet_evergarden8: Just took 10K out of my port thats been down 30% this week for a trip to Hawaii with my wife
[+9] u/jerm2z: Good, sounds like you deserve the ridicule
[+8] u/i_simp_f: fuckin europoors be like "your gas prices are cheap as shit just build walkable cities lol" like how the FUCK are we supposed to do that when we're all retarded
[+7] u/RockasaurusRex: I just put my margin calls on a new margin account. I've basically got a margin debt ponzi scheme going.
[+7] u/Femboy_weed420: Framework of a tentative ceasefire negotiation discussion on Sunday night.
[+6] u/bzl33: $ORCL being down 40% in a month is wild
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: **Trump Says US Will Have 50% Of Chip Industry By The Time He Leaves Office, Threatens Tariffs Of Over 200% Otherwise**
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Absolute lows on comment volume
[+6] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Body tea but she looks like He-man
[+6] u/AskMeWhyIAmSilver: Unironically Ukraine probably has the worlds best drone units in the world rn.
[+6] u/Coda70: Hezbollah caused algae with a box cutter
[+6] u/Boraximus: Doesn’t change the fact that they’re booked for years to come and MU only trades at about 10 forward P/E ratio at the moment
[+5] u/SpecialTrust2045: What’s your MU price prediction next week? Mine is 1220 to 1250
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: f*k .... I holding AI shovels.
Wonder if Monday is rotation into AI or s/w.
[+5] u/xeemyy: good morning handsome and very smart euroriches
[+5] u/goofy-boots: I'm telling you, the stripper actually liked me
[+5] u/razullinky: 34, 380k net worth and continually underperform spy. Lost $10k trading today. I need to improve my relationship with my money. I deactivated margin and will be letting it sit in VT moving onwards.
Boring, but I can't trust myself to not blow it up. Hoping for brighter days ahead
[+5] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: Anyone in the UK without air con go fill the sink up with cold water and put your foot in there trust me
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Bulls & Bears should be supporting each other at this point
Better to take turns & make money instead of taking turns to lose
[+5] u/procastinatosaurus: Guys why is NVDA trading so low 😭 my calls are getting rekt
[+5] u/Sheggaw: 🥭 man going 🤪 and Cabo Verde goes through 🔥🔥🔥
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Bears eating steak tomorrow then back to eating cup noodles next week
[+5] u/DownSyndromSteven: Maybe my oil position will get a little un fucked next week
[+5] u/ArtisticFrame5790: My son went to orchestra camp for a week. Played a concert today for all the families. Some classical music. Contemporary. But the best was the surprise k POP demon hunters “soda pop” song. Been humming it all day.
[+19] u/aniote: Im a six figures trader btw
Last trade $0145.67
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be extremely funny if china floods the memory market with cheap dram and hbm while the ai bubble popping due to Capex not delivering revenue causes an flood of cheap gpus, cpus and TPUs leading to computers becoming so cheap that everyone having an mini AI and gaming data center (TM).
[+8] u/fuck_zebster: It’s the weekend here come the bears .
[+8] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Mods banned me for 5 days for sharing memes, but I'm 100% reformed now, as you can see.
https://reddit.com/link/ou42cb4/video/2irljxtydt9h1/player
[+8] u/bilingualbunny: Alcohol makes people retarded
[+7] u/Technical_Scallion_2: I figured out that if you buy 0DTE OTM QQQ options every day, you run out of money
[+7] u/Any_Influence_8305: If I never found this place I'd still be buying lottery tickets and scratchers like a degernate gambler and not 0DTEs like a sophisticated and highly regarded trader
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> [https://www.wsj.com/world/asia/north-korea-economy-success-e80f7062](https://www.wsj.com/world/asia/north-korea-economy-success-e80f7062)
\> North Korea having an economic boom due to rapid increase in exports to Russia, china
North Korea economic recovery happening before GTA 6 release.
can't make this shit up.
calls on take two.
[+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: This is going to be a great weekend. Saturday, I am going to watch Nanette, The Marvels, Snow White back to back. Sunday, I am gonna read my fav book “My Angry Vagina”
[+6] u/JarrodH991: Can Monday please be green
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: the lentils have made their way through me🫴
[+6] u/FartPolluter: Every week an American company contacts me and says something like this:
Hey! Just a heads up that we are updating your terms! These changes wont affect the way you use our services, we are just sending your cranium measurements to a bunch of mental billionaire frenologists for some reason we wont bother going into. Thank you for using our services!
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: My broker dont want to let me gamble options, im too poor 🥺
[+5] u/Haikoe: cat took a shit on the floor, top is in guys
[+5] u/CitizenPremier: I'm doing the "don't look at your portfolio for a week" challenge. You have to buy good stocks from reliable companies and just let it sit...
This sucks
[+5] u/donefukupped: AI/Memory trade seems exhausted, we need another war or pandemic to pump the markets.
[+5] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: Seriously, JP Morgan employees are weirdos... calling "Fish Head" and stealing trash bins, especially the executives who make $300K.
[+5] u/JarrodH991: Can we please have a green Monday
[+5] u/reeeeso: Shit about to rock .. begging of 4rh July and you think it’s gonna bust.. get real . Old gay bear in me would believe we going down … not today
[+5] u/IncomingAxofKindness: At this point we should just ask Ukraine to open the straight for us.
[+11] u/Me-Regarded: It's a good day to start drinking again!
[+11] u/abramoam1: I bought NVDA calls seconds before that Friday end of day dump. Immediate 40% depreciation
[+9] u/MLJ555: I’m really excited to gamble next week
Tired of this boring index bullshit. Gonna start taking some risks
[+9] u/BFox1982: The only good excuse for not eating pussy is "Sorry, I don't have a tongue. I lost it in a pussy eating contest 3 years ago."
[+9] u/iamblicus000: 🥭 gives new meaning to the term "weekend warrior."
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: cant wait for monday - everyone's about to get served their cockmeat sandwich
[+7] u/SeaofSounds: War back on.....Vix up .0025% Monday.
[+7] u/No_Balls_Long_Calls: Just saw a dude polishing his rims parked in the fire lane in front of a Walmart.
The economy is fine.
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: She's enjoying her new bf . You get new bitches mayne
[+7] u/L2F_mens_glutes: WATER BILL going up 6% in nyc
I can’t even be rich anymore mayne
Dame it
[+6] u/FuckedUpImagery: Europoors cant comprehend AC
[+6] u/bandofshepherds: MSFT will hang out in the 400 - 500 range for the rest of the year, then break 500 early next year and go to 550 - 600 by end 2027. If that sounds good to you, this is the moment to buy
[+6] u/aurorasavm: Someone's going to come along and pump the market +3% since everyone wants a crash
[+6] u/Cardiff07: I’m taking a massive dump right now.
[+6] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: went on a two mile rune. Cleared my mind. Full porting MSFT monday
[+5] u/youdirtyhoe: Do u ever think the constant wars are just a way to redistribute tax money to the .01%?
nah i must just be a conspiracy tard..
[+5] u/ScrewChaseBank: Why fake internet money going up?
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Berish comments on WSB weekend. I feel better
[+5] u/DaMaddCyantist: SPCX needs to close under $135 just once next week. PLEASE!!!!!!! 🙏🏾
[+5] u/VegetableAspect4331: Thats a 3 billion dollar dump right there
[+5] u/Funny_Story2759: yall drank the Kool Aid. wendys only serves lemonade
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Markets hates uncertainty, there was worry the war might restart. Now it has, and there's no uncertainty. Calls
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Got a bad fill on MSFT at $375. Top is in now
[+5] u/Muellerscam123: I left my puts over the weekend bc I’ve become desensitized to money. Also saw Russel brand live tonight he’s manic bipolar lol
[+14] u/michaelis999: people who are posting in this thread in the AM on a Saturday seriously need to be studied
[+13] u/GuwopGOAT: As soon as Apple gets the green light to buy Chinese memory, MU is going to the earths core
[+11] u/SecondPrevious7385: https://preview.redd.it/yt6whav2mu9h1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cc6c0b319e05daf6655098296b47e9de56f09e5
fellow degens... i've caved
[+10] u/TakeThatBro: You can't get a woman pregnant just by staring at her through your screen
[+8] u/lechimpanzeu: You guys are live on Bloomberg
[+7] u/Ready_Range_6865: europoors, bots, and highschool indian kids would have you believing that today was the end of the AI bubble...
you were either too stupid or too poor to buy any dips on friday
[+7] u/Humaniac99: Just woke up with a splitting headache after getting blackout drunk last night in a puddle of my own piss, so I just doused my mattress with a whole bottle of laundry detergent and put a duvet over it.
As a 26 year old should the general standard be higher?
[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: HOOD home refinances sound very smart
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: The problem with ponzis and bubbles is that the regards run out of money.
[+6] u/rocier: they really need to open the market for an hour on saturday and sunday. It really fucks up my morning ritual when its not
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Lots of price cuts in real estate market 👏
[+6] u/stupidber: Your port ever down so much you stand in a parking lot outside in the rain fall to your knees rip your shirt open and scream to the heavens WHY GOD?!?!?
[+5] u/Snoo-95676: I have literally given all I can to ZUCK, but that mf forgot his stock is going down for a year now!
[+5] u/Neemzeh: Ok WDC down 13% lmfao
[+5] u/Put3socks-in-it: If you could go to Japan v Brazil or France v Germany, which would you choose
[+5] u/HauntedJockStrap88: You can be in a crowd of lovely japanese people and hot Brazilians or in a crowd with fr\*nch people. Dawg this isn’t hard.
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Anyone who claims they like matcha is a liar.
I consume alot of bitter stuff ok, I drink my coffee black, I drink super stout european beers and super hoppy IPAs, etc.
But matcha? That's shit literally tastes like crabgrass clippings
[+5] u/CardiologistLucky771: Market is 53% bear but my portfolio is 100% cooked. Ready to lose the rest of my liquid net worth on MSTR options next week. 📉
[+5] u/caughtinthought: Exploring the space between elons butt cheeks
[+5] u/WalrusHonda: Every finance YouTuber is bearish rn 🤔
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: 401k dollars hit next week. It is very rare that those dollars are allowed to buy at a discount.
[+12] u/MathTutorAndCook: Do I like quantum?
Yes and no
[+12] u/Vito_GYATafore: Being a stock market gambler makes me feel extremely superior to sports gamblers
[+11] u/dinglebarryb0nds: at least you are over her and moved on with your life
[+10] u/UsernameTaken_123: Finally paid off my burrito I ordered with Klarna 12 months ago
[+9] u/According-Rub-4520: What's nvda opening at Monday my guess is a fair 12$
[+8] u/Single_Guarantee9545: Any YN investors here? What are you all buying? KFC and Popeye's stock?
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Back from my ban. I missed a crazy week shit
[+7] u/Fraud_alert2021: A few more hours of gay OF modeling and I can start investing again! 😁
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: Went to car dealership today and told them my offer is half cash half stock and they laughed at me. Why?
[+6] u/Inevitable_Gainz: I’m going balls deep in spx calls on Monday
[+6] u/ChannelGullible7324: 🌽is going to 20 000 by Nov and everyone can't believe it lol but it was suppose to be free from bank regulations and now that it's clear it won't be. ..what makes it different from fiat? Exactly
[+6] u/deevee12: The market started going down after the war stopped so they had to restart it, lmao
[+6] u/RepairSubstantial735: If Monday doesn't pump I'm just gonna go apply at Wendy's
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Rumours of my demise have been greatly understated.
[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: 🌽 will pump while stocks will dump
[+6] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: Real talk, do we think 🥭 is terminally ill?
[+5] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Imagine the stupidest thing possible and presto!
You have just predicted next week.
[+5] u/whitehypeman: Invest in everything reddit hates, infinite money glitch
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: Is WEN an AI company?
[+5] u/12stolmylicenseplate: Who ever decided Menthol dude wipes were a good idea needs to be let go. It feels like I just smeared Vicks Vaporub or Icey Hot on my bung hole.
[+5] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Will I be able to play Gta6 on my Atari?