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[+102] u/Spezalt4: Some of you SpaceX retards did not take profits this morning and it shows
[+77] u/Forward-Marzipan326: Thank god that shit closed
[+64] u/octopus_serenader: https://preview.redd.it/jobsca5oap7h1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e96c8f803dd279333964f2c0202bc73a3f05754
[+60] u/Affectionate-West112: They can’t hurt us anymore
[+47] u/Candid_Payment_4094: **MSFT Bag Holders Anonymous - Daily Check-In**
Current Price: $393.83
* 1 Week Ago: $403.41 ➔ $393.83 (-2.37%)
* 1 Month Ago: $422.62 ➔ $393.83 (-6.81%)
* 3 Months Ago: $399.09 ➔ $393.83 (-1.32%)
* 6 Months Ago: $474.28 ➔ $393.83 (-16.96%)
* YTD: $470.84 ➔ $393.83 (-16.36%)
* 1 Year Ago: $475.34 ➔ $393.83 (-17.15%)
[+46] u/ds1385: how it started: +$58k
how it's going: -$3k
[+40] u/LaserBeamer17: Switched over to cash gang today, felt like Andy Dufresne in Shawshank when he makes it out of the shit tunnel
[+36] u/dawgtor: Market derisking for FOMC
Warsh will indicate rate cuts
SPY +3%
[+22] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Elon Musk has absolutely murdered at least 3 prostitutes, in my personal opinion.
[+21] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Started the week with $2800...now am holding calls overnight worth a total of $550. I am such a fool. God it's infuriating
[+19] u/Crazy_Donkies: Up $120k yesterday. Down $93k today. Easy come easy go.
[+19] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: markets closed! time to obsess about koreans
[+18] u/orangeyougladiator: Cancelled my $200 cursor subscription this morning with the feedback “Elon can suck my dick” and they sent me an offer to renew at half price for 3 months. Not sure they got the message.
[+18] u/Life-Industry-1131: I would absolutely love it if the stocks I bought went up
[+17] u/HorseTanker: SPCX crashing to levels not gambled minutes ago
[+17] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: just found this place and blessed to be surrounded by so many wealthy and savvy investors 🙏🏽
can’t wait to learn from all of you
[+16] u/Burger_Gouger: Some of you need day trading rules enforced again and it shows
[+16] u/Tautol0gic: I decided to short POET last Friday, only to get margin called yesterday. I'm literally fucking retarded.
[+16] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Humongous day for dudes that kiss their dad on the lips
[+15] u/Rare_Spread2790: What are my tomorrow moves, nothing. I have no cash to move… just these tears moving down my face rn…
[+15] u/Chiinoe: No news red days are the worst. At least tell me why I have a giant cock in my ass.
[+15] u/trumpdiego: Warsh: *ahem* the feds dual mandate of maximum unemployment and pricing instability…. Oh shit my bad. Got those backwards. Let’s take some questions. Thottie up front , go ahead.
Thottie: is it true stocks only go up?
Warsh: well yes and no, only if mango gives the order but mostly yes next question.
Thottie 2: should we build data centers in Iran?
Warsh: it’s true we have agreed to $300B in Melania coin in exchange for 8 new oracle meta rayban data centers to be built in Tehran.
[+15] u/Doughnutpower: BREAKING: The Wall Street Journal has confirmed that the MU stock price is directly correlated to a squirrel on meth deciding its direction once it’s in the middle of the street.
[+14] u/urfatfatfat: I bought $10k spacex and sold immediately for a profit of 75 bucks. I'm going to buy a videogame from steam and bank the rest.
[+14] u/neal_73: Today was horrible. Pure madness. Totally uncalled for.
[+14] u/trumpdiego: You just know Warsh's phone is getting hit with "dont fuck this up" texts rn.
[+14] u/Icommandyou: You know I think it’s crazy we paid $300bn to bomb Iran and now we are paying them $300bn to rebuild. wtf
[+13] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: casino closed, but casino lounge is open and full of shit posting regards in anticipation for tomorrow
hello my friends!
[+13] u/Cockballzz: This sub is pure entertainment
So many regards already bagholding that new space stock 😂
[+13] u/DePoots: I’m down 500k in the last week. Decided to buy DRAM this morning rip
[+12] u/Level10Retard: I love the amount of posts about SPCX that don't understand that only 5% of shares are tradeable right now and what that does to the market cap.
[+12] u/PriorScreen7613: AI's take on tomorrow (FOMC):
- The decision itself is instant - 2:00 PM ET - That's when the rate call and the dot plot hit. The initial spike happens in seconds.
- But the bigger mover is often the 2:30 PM press conference. This is Warsh's debut as Chair, and his tone/Q&A can swing the market more than the statement - sometimes reversing the initial 2:00 reaction. The price can whipsaw hard between 2:00 and 3:30 PM ET.
- Don't act in the first 30–60 minutes. The knee-jerk move frequently reverses once the presser is digested. The "real" verdict is usually clearer by the Wednesday close (4 PM ET)
[+12] u/DrummerCompetitive20: How the hell are all the indices at ath with 85% of stock near or at 52w lows?? Lol
[+12] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Based on my past performance, I am going to lose a lot of money tomorrow!
[+12] u/FatFluffyFish: Alright Koreans, fun with space is over, back to pamping memory
[+12] u/BernedTendies: Going into tomorrow with SPY calls @ 751 that will expire on Friday . Let’s see if I’m dumb as shit or not
Hint: yes I am
[+12] u/mayorolivia: Market will be red until Warsh speaks IMO. Market wants to know which way fed is leaning. IMO he’ll be dovish and market will pump after.
[+11] u/Peeeeech: The Big Short 2 where Carrell’s team flies to Mars to survey the situation
[+11] u/CryptoTAGod: I trusted Elon with my life savings and he delivered....me to Wendy's
[+11] u/Aromatic_Land2167: I’m going to need that rate cut tomorrow
[+11] u/callsonreddit: 31andnotdone is perma banned rip
[+11] u/Wall_St_Bussy: I’ll consider buying SPCX at $25
[+11] u/PriorScreen7613: Bad IMO. Means Warsh is a pawn and the fed is "no longer independent"
[+10] u/GreenGameboyColor: Went ~~coward~~ cash gang
[+10] u/Signal-Section6915: I need to talk to Elon after today.
[+10] u/ImperiousCretin: How the fuck am I supposed to reverse what reddit says if everyone is saying different things?
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Make sure to sell right before FOMC when stocks are at weekly lows before it V’s. That way you can write off losses for tax season.
[+10] u/Midget_Molester10: We need some good old DJT corruption tomorrow, fed needs to announce rate cuts and we soar to new ATH's around the board.
[+10] u/Main_Ad3943: Everyone talking about Warsh definitely cutting, you do realize its a vote right? It's not like he can on his own decide they are going to cut rates.
[+10] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: the us-iran deal is looking like a sell the news event, especially with the 3 day weekend coming up
[+10] u/trsx5: The more details that come out about the Iran deal, the more im convinced it was an UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER
^(\*Subject to change. See terms & conditions. A fee of 300 billion, released sanctions, control of the strait, no extraction of nuclear material may apply.)
[+9] u/RegJohn2: I was born in Israel therefore I’m qualify to announce we ain’t signing shit. War resumes Friday ✌🏻
[+9] u/Wall_St_Bussy: There are already generational bag holders on SPCX
[+9] u/Deadweight047: There's noway 🥭 will allow the fed to hike rate.
[+9] u/CMTTrader: Very thin line between generational wealth and permanent homelessness 😞
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Thanks for ruining my mood
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: At this rate, Musk coming back to a billionaire club in a week
[+8] u/Secludeddawn: But I don't wanna be a prostitute
[+8] u/skychief99: Long Oil. Believe it or not.
[+8] u/ez399017: I am sufficiently leveraged for my personal risk tolerance.
[+8] u/jacked2datitz: I bought puts at open but still managed to fuck everything up afterwards
[+8] u/wattap: Mango needs to get his ass back to pumping so I can keep spending money
[+8] u/TajesMahoney: I bought one share of SPCX. Based on how dumb the market is I'll be able to retire with it in 2070.
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: Elon fanbulls going to be tearing his posters off their walls this week
[+8] u/AdventurousFinish681: waited all day for a big beautiful v. Should have bought soxs
[+8] u/Witty-Tough-9854: So much for those spcx calls 🤡 🔫
[+8] u/swagmans69: Fuck my ass why does every stock I buy go down? Bought SPCX today.
[+8] u/westernwasteland: Scam ass market today
[+8] u/skymagic: did not expect a scam selloff today 😤
[+8] u/your_mom_loves_me69: Of course some bullshit news hits ORCL after hours the day I decide to buy, second worst stock on the entire exchange (after msft of course)
[+8] u/Mangoworshipper: Senegal selling for all of Africa
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: SPCX bers out in full force claiming victory even tho finishing the day green lmao 🤌🏼
[+8] u/PossumImposter2: Now that SPACEX is finished, what’s the next pump?
[+7] u/SteakEater137: This is just a shitpost based market. Outside of insane comments from Donny (and occasionally Elon and Jensen) moving the market in a millisecond, everything just bleeds out. Fuck beating earnings, fuck guidance, fuck revenue growth, fuck profitability
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: Can someone explain what did happen the last 45 min ?
[+7] u/TonyStarks81: I am sure I will sleep fine tonight having a large amount of money wrapped up in a complex space mission that will be taking place.
[+7] u/ContributorZero: Iran loading up on puts before they declare the strait closed
[+7] u/mwesty25: Good lord today was gay
[+7] u/foamrollmyback: Bought MU with the panic selling at the end lol free money
[+7] u/tortoisepump: Ghey bers right now: 🤑🤑
Bulls: zoom out more than one day
Bers: 😡
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Skid Row overcrowded right now
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Satya please my bussy can only take so much
[+7] u/lunakola: I’m not sure why I put my life savings into soxl calls. I’m shitting bricks now lol
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: If AVGO doesn’t gap up in next two days then I am royally fucked.
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: SPCX calls on FOMC might be the most pure and degenerate thing ever
380c for next friday
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Who else holding ASTX?
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Who left their pubes in the microwave?!
[+7] u/poopyplayer69: fuk warsh. where's jpow?
[+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: i should’ve sold 13 minutes ago now it’s dumping back
[+7] u/skin_flute_player: Just woke up from an 8 hr coma, how are my semi conductor calls?
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: As much as it doesn't make sense....SPCX will go back to 225 & above...
[+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: Why can’t goth girls be solicitors and try to sell me pest control or solar panels
[+7] u/0point42au: I wonder how many ppl know that SPCX filled the IPO application under “Data centers & services” and not “Aerospace & Defence” 😬
[+7] u/1M-to-Zero: Interest rates, what are the odds for tomorrow. Cur or no cut
[+7] u/TheRealJohnOptions: -$300,000,000,000.00 lmao
[+6] u/likefenixx: Warsh to send to ath tomorrow
[+6] u/Taiyoken: Bought 2 0dte puts, went from -20% to +70% at 4:00. I get the rush now
[+6] u/Appropriate_One_4273: The revenge of the bers
[+6] u/RockosModernBasiIisk: My father in law paper handed 10,000 shares of Nvidia in 2009. I think he belongs here.
[+6] u/kazkeb: Can anyone tell me how to transfer the money in my paper account to my real account?
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: I cant stand this bullshit MRVL fucking sucks I shouldve sold in the mornings
[+6] u/StuffedBunss: Ahhh. Remember that dude who put half a milly on marvel puts? We should have listened
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Jeff Bezos has been buying high quality wigs from me since 2006.
The first time, I was pretty floored by landing a big client like that, even though you know turnover’s not quick, you might need adjustments but you’ve got years between a customer buying a whole new wig.
Real hair, you know? they’re very expensive and he was getting the top shelf model. They hold up good. Thing is, he bought another one 6 months later. Then he was back 2 months after that. At first I figured maybe he just wants different styles? But I’ve never seen one picture of him wearing one.
Over the past 20 years, this guy has bought 625 wigs from my shop. **25 in the past year**. That’s two fucking wigs a month. Expensive wigs. I won’t give an exact price but we’re talking 8 figures here total.
What the fuck is he doing with all these wigs? I shouldn’t be posting about it, I’m worried about losing the business, but I’m also losing my fucking mind thinking about this.
[+6] u/tripstermcgee808: I’m gonna need someone to cradle my balls and tell me I’m ok
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Bought the SPCX, me trillionaire wen?
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: The rocket comes down... maybe nature is finally starting to heal?
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: I think they’re going to use FOMC to try to shake people out of tech (kinda like today). Just bought 15k of QQQ 1DTE puts which I’ll close sometime before 2pm tomorrow and switch 100% to July 3rd calls. I think Kevdog will be dovish and we are back to pumping after the announcement/speech. Best case is probably close the calls mid next week after 2 or 3 green days in a row for a 100k trade. We’ll see. Godspeed retards.
[+6] u/DarkR124: In Warsh we trust…which isn’t much tbh.
Doesn’t have the same ring as Daddy Powell.
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Looked at earnings calendar
Saw LazBoy reporting
Closed my app
[+6] u/rhuffq: The automated trading algorithms are too used to seeing news of cease fires. After a couple weeks without a cease fire they are going to freak the hell out and start dumping.
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Mu...if there is any ounce of decency...you will fucking recover tomorrow back to 1075+. PLEASE
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Semi’s giving up all their gains from Monday fucking POS algos
[+6] u/Allout-Okarun: Everything is red on my casino app
[+6] u/Ornery_Ad98765: Anyone who thinks Warsh isn’t going to pump the fuck out of this market deserves to be poor
[+6] u/Sick0h: If Warsh walks out in a leather jacket don’t be shocked
[+6] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Someone told me to full port spcx call at $230. How do I tell my wife
[+6] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: Time to cash in on the SPCX hype and create a 12 step group for bagholders
[+6] u/Impossible-Fun2027: fucking Micron. Is it going to be green tomorrow?
[+6] u/NewJuan01: Hello darkness my old friend
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Is all this about the rate decision?
[+6] u/tiny_toof: Petition for ticker change to SCAMX
[+6] u/vermilli21: I’m going to WARSH my balls if MSFT doesn’t recover
[+6] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Spacex is just a bunch of regards selling shares vs regards buying calls. And if there's anything i know about regards, they are willing to risk a lot more money than they are willing to sell a profitable position.
Aka sell 20% gains vs. buy a call that fluctuates 2-300%? Calls no brainer
[+6] u/WillingnessGlum2306: What are with all these retards saying spacex crashed its up 5% today and 25% since IPO, I saw someone say it had a red day can we not even tell our colors anymore?
[+6] u/SigTauDan: My 3 month chart look like a schizo with a red crayon drawing lines
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: Imagine retiring because you full ported 3DTE Lazy Boy calls.
[+6] u/Alucardis666: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[+5] u/vermilli21: Market back on hard mode since the “deal” is made and no 🥭 post is going to save it
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Reddit sentiment for tomorrow is bearish
For bulls that should be very comforting
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: I personally think SpaceX should just be worth 3 Quadrillion dollars and also every share you own gives you part ownership of the Sun and you can legally charge people for using your sunlight
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: New guy made the thread wrong again.
[+5] u/Bombingit: Absolutely putrid day.
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: Alright who full ported SPCX show yourselves
[+5] u/yeofkhd: I got effed by nvda today, so I’m hoping to repeat that tomorrow
[+5] u/Regardo-8907: SPCX is draining the liquidity from all space meme stocks.
[+5] u/NoOriginal7997: Panic sell the Fed news obviously
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: Lol lost 400 going short yesterday lost 400 going long today fuck thissssssss see ya tomorrow
[+5] u/widerdog: bought spcx at the bottom today, now let it fly to 600
[+5] u/refrigeratorsHD: Bruh semis are still trading near ATHs how are yall this pressed
[+5] u/coffee_with_cold: When’s the spacex dump you were all calling for you buncha gat dang retards
[+5] u/Sunkettle: Tried to get in on the SOXL downturn. Lost $100 so I left lmao
Oh well, I guess I'll stick to NVIDIA... Nvm
I guess there's always SPY... 📉
Today was not a good day to be bullish 😂
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Iran getting 300b to recover the files
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: SPY is opening at 760 tomorrow. Expecting some BS incoming rate cuts rumour to start flying overnight LMAO.
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Why this why that.
Maybe because trading is a zero sum game - you have to have someone holding the bag at the end of the day.
What better date to sell than when you pump SPCX on the day options are live knowing 99% of retail will go in calls, liquidating other positions to do so.
[+5] u/RexLaminaII: Fuck NFLX. I can’t believe it was ever good enough to be part of FAANG
[+5] u/Aromatic_Land2167: Today was fucking gay. Why did the market decide to turn on dark souls mode again?
[+5] u/Prestigious-Bother56: At a resort in the Dominican Republic right now got me a swanky villa and yet can’t stop feeling pissed that the market ain’t back to all time highs yet this warsh guy better do us right
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: RKLB buy as much as you can, its going into nasdaq meaning big sell offs stop happening as deep because of forced passive buying.
This is financial advice of the highest order, esp for lunr, asts etc holders. since spcx is now a data center play, RKLB is the only pureplay space stock with launch capability and full stack space solutions.
[+5] u/No-Plankton9514: JUST IN!! KEVIN WARSH TO PERFORM SWEET CAROLINE FOR THE OPENING ACT OF TOMORROWS FOMC MEETING.
THE AGENDA TO FOLLOW WILL BE RIPPING YOU REGARDS A NEW ONE.
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: VIX 15.5p for tommorow morning expiration are being priced very high atm, expect a massive VIX crushing headline.
[+5] u/Gingerbread57: SPCX PUTS
Feel like folks who went balls deep today are gonna feel their loses in their dreams tonight, panic sell tomorrow. Let's get it!
[+5] u/PROMlSED: WHY DUMP? SPY please I know I made some mistakes in the past, but we can move past that
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Telegram for GenZ and Millenials:
Thanks for the Exit Liquidity.
But Party's over now, so time to work till you're ☠️.
- ❤️ 🍈 & 🥭
That'll be $40 Trillion. Preferably in 100s.
Edit: Forgot to add an Auto Forward service for Gen Alpha.
[+5] u/Swiftnice: The French dumped PLTR's trash software for a new French alternative haha. PLTR is such trash it can't even compete with start ups.
[+5] u/mcsuper47: Took my small SPCX profit and ran, most obvious 20% gain of all time. Probably going to wait a day or 2 then spend all my cash on NVDA or CRM.
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: I am one dollar up on my 100 gtm shares. Telling my boss to fuck himself tomorrow morning
[+5] u/trumpdiego: markets always test a new fed chair, fishing for the first bailout day of
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: believe it or not, balls on your chin
[+5] u/Galactic777: Honestly i think this stock market thing is rigged
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Pump overnight confirmed
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore
[+5] u/rollinhating: Congratulations SpaceX, first time red Cheers for many more !!
[+5] u/Choice-Ad-4235: Spacex is trash boooo
[+5] u/FerreroRocherEnjoyer: ASTS launching their biggest satelities yet, and 3 of them, if it all goes according to plan we will see a massive 30%+ boost, all in on calls!
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Did Elon just rug his newly rich employees? 🙉
[+5] u/WorldlyWar2143: fml been grinding to 27k for a few weeks. finally kissed 27k in the port and promptly back down 1000
[+5] u/Similar-Turnip2482: The people who bought in the open market ?
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: lmao, you shouldn't be trading
[+23] u/dorkstar1: Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.
[+23] u/OkResponsibility2470: US officials have now confirmed in a briefing that Iran will get full access to a total of $100 billion in frozen funds and the $300 billion reconstruction fund, both included in the deal with implementation now underway, per WSJ.
More than $150 billion of the fund has already been committed, directly contradicting Trump's claims that the US would not contribute to the $300 billion fund, per Reuters.
UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER 📈
[+17] u/E39_CBX: Today is the day I realized SPCX will not make me rich
[+16] u/M00NFAC3_69: super dead in here, everyone got fucked today huh
[+14] u/BABarracus: https://preview.redd.it/l52ws7ammp7h1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c64a6a1c43bb9a697d9027abd2e5a223d76f132
[+14] u/StonkGoBrrrrr: !banbet spcx -33% 14d
[+14] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I cant take you seriously if you bring up P/E as a way to value a growth stock. What are you my grandpa?
[+14] u/Ok_Cry7572: elon musk is worth 1.4 trillion and still isn't retired.
he should be able to retire.
the economy is fucked
[+13] u/West_Track_9927: dont worry guys that rocket company that loses 5 billion a year is going to return so much value to you trust elon he has never lied!
[+13] u/noaholic: I trade options just to finance my poker addiction
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #Why don't stocks just go up? Are they stupid? LMAO🤌
[+12] u/TyroneSwoopes: Grandmas inheritance guy was a visionary, 315k Roth into spacex guy is an attention seeking dork
[+12] u/JarrodH991: Rates should stay the same right?
[+12] u/Glam34: Warsh: The consumer is so resilient that we should consider changing the way we look at the chicken bones so we can cut rates faster to mitigate the pending non-disaster.
[+12] u/Expensive-Basket-360: Stacking more micron. Time for moon
[+10] u/king_of_all_retards: "Hi claude, please code for me the entire cursor ai software. Thanks"
Easy 60 billion dollar
[+10] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Just lost my fiancée, my best friend, and my entire friend group in 24 hours. I have never been more alone than right now. Anyway, does anyone know if Wendy’s is still hiring?
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Your SPY $765 call expires Wednesday. 🤡
[+10] u/Dependent-Goose8240: Can't wait to wake up tomorrow to SPCX $150 at open ❤️
[+10] u/RJ5R: Only thing guaranteed to happen tomorrow is
**M**aking
**S**ure im
**F**ucked
**T**horoughly
[+9] u/cowboycookie1337: You guys really think 🥭 newly appointed FED chair is going to be hawkish tomorrow…LOL
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: Lost big league money today, and it's a little sketchy cause it's all in speculative shit
There's no guarantee it will bounce back 😢
[+9] u/Conscious-Move9662: Turned $400 ->$3500 in 1 month on Basketball and Soccer
Turned $1000 ->$1200 on Stocks
Think I'm made for more degenerate things boys.
France just won me a shit ton with Mpabbe goal, Over 3 goals, tie at half and winning by 1.5 goals.
[+9] u/amanj41: I keep reading SPCX as SPX and it’s driving me fucking nuts
[+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Honestly who gives af about the market, my port can go to zero for all I care. World Cup is on baby
[+9] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: 🥭 really selling the “reconstruction fund” to the media rn lmao. I just came across something “Iran has an educated base of 92 million people with a diversified industrial base” yea they make tons of shit, including ballistic missiles and drones that shit on you lmao. The reframing of this complete humiliation of a surrender will go down in history lmao.
[+9] u/Alt_Jay_Jay: Can I have some of your magic mushrooms you're taking
[+8] u/claytondpark: Spcx traded 1.73mn contracts today 😂
That's a lot....
[+8] u/guccioli: How exactly did you all apparently get wiped out on a -0.6% spy day
[+8] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # The premium on SPCX options are other worldly
[+8] u/bobby_stackz: Thread moving so slow EVERYONE will notice I'm ghey
[+8] u/West_Track_9927: SPCX 15b revenue 3t valuation market: buy buy buy buy buy Meta 200b revenue 1.5t mkt cap wtf is this dogshit msft 300b revenue 3t mkt cap sell this shit right fucking now its going bankrupt
[+8] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: More than 20,000 380-strike calls expiring Thursday traded by midday, a 15-cent contract or $15 per-trade bet that the stock will surge almost 80% in less than 48 hours.
*Alright which one of you retards is buying the SPCX $380 calls for day after tomorrow?*
[+8] u/HexxeD26: Dear Koreans,
I believe you are a smart nation that trusts in its investments, unlike Americans. Recognize the inevitable rise and buy leveraged stocks.
Best regards,
SUPERBULL
[+8] u/Independent-Egg9086: Now we wait tomorrow going be either 735 or 765 no in-between.
[+8] u/GloomyMembership4197: One word: Musk agreed that SpaceX shares is worth 135$ each at IPO. Here is your fair value. Everything above is even beyond Musk's wildest dreams.
[+8] u/ThetaGrim: I'm beginning to regret not being a die hard Musk shill. I'd be rich.
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Reminder that the casino (aka the stock market) is closed this Friday.
[+8] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: we’ll circle back to that
[+7] u/Horror_Lawfulness738: Everyone here saying sell tomorrow
We will see a green BBC at open confirmed
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Did not expect last week to be the largest crude draw in history. We’re running the tanks to 0 like our life depends on it. Cushing at operational minimums next week. And no one cares.
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I was gifted homegrown peppers and warned of their POWER 🫴🌶️
[+7] u/NotMe357: "TACO on Israel: You don't have to knock down an apartment house every time you are looking for somebody.
There are a lot of people in those houses, and they are not all Hezbollah, that I can tell you."
Looks like TACO is 2 weeks away from have his own personal Nuclear Weapon. I guess it's time for Netanyahu to make his move.
[+7] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: You guys think Koreans stop gambling at the first signs of loss? Have you met Bill Hwang? His losses took down Credit Suisse.
[+7] u/drkgla: This forum exists to shitpost while a claude prompt is in progress
[+7] u/Stealthless: ASTS $90+ tomorrow after launch 🚀
[+7] u/Marketdeigh: All you mfs out there comparing spcx with msft and amzn are delusional. Look at Tesla, does that make sense? No, so be it I am gonna wait on those spcx calls until I finally can afford hookers and cocaine on a daily basis
[+7] u/ChipWong82: There are bulls and space retards. We are not the same.
[+7] u/Expensive-Basket-360: Send micron to the moon
[+7] u/saduglystoopid: Fuck it, I'll start blaming ppl who worked at my company 12 years ago whenever my boss comes down on me
[+6] u/drkgla: Idk man I'm seeing several pretty great open source models released last few days and Microsoft is like we'll just use Deepseek for copilot and just got out of a deal with Oracle. Meanwhile cost per token is plummeting along with usage so idk about muh Jevons Paradox.
[+6] u/lll_lll_lll: Spcx, always and forever, can’t go any way but up 10% percent every day until they end of time
[+6] u/OptionsRntMe: Redditors and boomers who liquidated their 401k and sat cash for 2 years waiting for a crash 😭
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: prediction markets have really ruined the wonder if the fed would raise or cut rates. 100% success rate lmao
[+6] u/naturelovaaa: SPY +3% after Warsh?
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Even when I am in disgusting amounts of profit a single basis point of drawdown hurts the inner gambler inside of me
[+6] u/Extreme-Island-5041: Start pruning so I can afford the $1,842.75 bill I'll be paying Iran after the "art of the deal" guy stuck again.
[+6] u/PassiveF1st: WTF caused TTWO to take off today?
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Mbappe playing for France is god-like
[+6] u/RepairSubstantial735: Tomorrow will be flat until the fed meeting is over. Then the last hour will pop or dump.
[+6] u/MediocreDesigner88: I kinda wish I had held onto 100 spcx shares just to sell OTM covered calls. I think people don’t realize you can’t just add trillions to the market cap.
[+6] u/Icy-Dimension2914: MU recovering already? 👀
[+6] u/TreGet234: Today's freakoff now has me scared of rate hikes too even though i highly doubt it.
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Bers should be launched into outer space too
[+6] u/onDetop: MSFT wat a dogshit ticker, im convinced gates was looking at his dick when coming up with the name MICRO and SOFT
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: They not signing deal is Sunday is why spy didn’t go more Monday. Israel bout to fuck up the whole deal
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: I just saw Elon Musk shoplifting bras from Walmart
[+6] u/SpyBagholder: bro i am tired fuck work
[+6] u/Vlisa: Calls on your grandparents. They miss you. You should give them a ring.
[+6] u/fungoodtrade: not enough digits on the calculator
[+5] u/Hefty_Cod_2037: Quick dump before pump continues?
[+5] u/WinterOrb69: I was erect and then Elon touched my dick. It turned red and went limp. I'm going to get him to kick me in the dick and see if it'll get erect again.
[+5] u/zmagickz: anyone see these AI facebook sfw goon bait pages?
a bunch of boomers thinking it's real and commenting?
is there money in this grift?
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Want to hear from real regards? Take a gander at the TradingView community page
[+5] u/E39_CBX: SPCX will never go under 200 again
[+5] u/hardcrepe: Me buying MU tanked everything. Yes it was me D- I mean obviously its because Warsh could be hawkish.
[+5] u/No-Medium8914: Looking at adding Netflix. Could be heading down to 75 bucks to test resistance level. Could be due for a nice rebound
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: The Koreans are gonna have their way with us tonight as punishment for our insolence
[+5] u/Huge-Percentage993: Please fed be dovish tomorrow 🤣
[+5] u/trojsurprise: “I’ll not only release it,” he went on to say, “I’ll probably have a press conference and read it to you word by word, so that the press covers it accurately.”
Didn't he say this about tax returns too??
[+5] u/PalpateMe: All red tomorrow and I’m a ber
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Ber time? First month confirmed 2 full red days in 2026 based on 2 hour time frames. Each month prior had just one of these.
> Not a single 2 hour candle was bolish
> Inflation is very high but the power to surpress the market remains intact. The forces of manipulation incredible, it may be time to do the buffet menouver and go cash gang.
[+5] u/M00NFAC3_69: If you think the retarded fuck Fed chair that mango appointed will be anything other than dovish, you are also a retarded fuck.
Having said that, we still prolly dumping tomorrow. Gap needs to be filled.
[+5] u/yukezter: Lemme guess ASTS tanks after successful Bluebird deployments
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Oh wow you're a trillionaire?
Must be awesome being a trillionaire, when will you fly to Mars??
[+5] u/Severe-Selection-256: Can spcx chill pls I have poots because it only makes sense
[+5] u/Viewtastic: Elon and common sense don’t belong in the same sentence. Remember that bears.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Inflation is powerful, and should push the market up. But heres the thing, its all owned by jane. So in the end, the market and everything else are detached now. No relation. Actually knowing this is half the battle. Im a treasuries boi now
[+5] u/financiallythriving: AI is too big to fail and we (the American taxpayer) will pay the bail for big AI
[+5] u/Professional_Art3563: 50k to 100k to 50k on MU calls. Still haven’t sold.
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: reports stating ceasefire is over
Israel and Iran exchanging firepower
at least according to the regards on x
[+5] u/CptJashun: i got in USO 130 calls june 24th today. am i fuk
[+5] u/Poor_Ape6969: What did you do to my boy MUUUUU
[+5] u/NazgulSandwich: Tops happen when news cant get any better, bottoms when it gets less bad.
Was that the top? I dont know how news gets better from here, we were in ai spend fear mode before the war even started
[+5] u/5uNmk: I like yesterday better
[+5] u/moonyou22: If pedo doesn't raise rates, we're paying $13 for a loaf of bread next year.
[+5] u/Actual-Reporter4435: If u got shaken out of MU today, u r a dumb dumb poopy head
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: Am I the only one that would rather have the Hormuz permanently closed and withdraw then literally give away 300B?
[+5] u/Odd_Marionberry_3243: Honestly, I have never seen any space movie that had space bears = SPCX mooning
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: **How do SPCX's valuation multiples compare to the rest of the market?**
Price / Sales 130.4 **+3264%** Premium v Spy
Price / Book Value **+651%** Premium v Spy
Price / EBITDA **+7592%** Premium v Spy
the people in charge of this IPO valuation should be put in prison, this is a criminal act
[+5] u/Czyzzle: Awe look at SPCX putting those calls I sold at a loss in the money after hours
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Closed out my short position at 3:57 at a small loss and of course the fucking stock dumped seconds later. Fuck off
[+5] u/Cautious_Panic_4167: I bought SPCX calls right before close. Tomorrow its Wendys or Lambo
[+5] u/Cav829: NVDA is seriously the worst stock in the entire NYSE.
[+5] u/No_Complex_2603: Microsoft just presented the DeepSeek v2 moment today didn’t they. No the USG will have to ban Chinese AI. Then all the mag7 cut Capex. lol oh boy.
[+5] u/steelejt7: cant wait for the blood bath on spacexs first red day
[+5] u/ACiD_80: 🥭 is suspiciously quiet...
[+5] u/nordik1: KOSPI panic dump will be insane
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I've been looking for a nice SUCCULENT🫴
[+5] u/M00NFAC3_69: the dip bro? look at the fucking chart lmao
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: I think there are 2 different groups fighting for power because he literally unalived the only person who he would've been able to make a deal with so now there's a power vacuum where 1 side wants to play ball and the other wants war
[+17] u/Hairy_Perception_693: someone help me. i lost 300k today
[+15] u/whodey84: Tomorrow afternoon:
Warsh steps up to the podium.
Algo's don't hear "Good Afternoon" from JPows sweet lips.
Immediate circuit breaker.
[+13] u/MadeThatCash: The US got absolutely owned in the Iran deal. Basically it was Iran saying do the demolition for us as we want to remodel, and oh, by the way, give us more money to rebuild everything better, and to top it off, remember all those frozen funds, well be a sweetheart and pass that all back. Now run along sugar tits, chop chop.
[+13] u/New_Competition_410: Space rally tomorrow , +30% rocket lab +30% asts +45% planet labs (please god)
[+12] u/Non-mon-xiety: There’s a surprising level of cynicism required to be a bull in this environment… like everything is shit to fucked but it doesn’t matter bc criminals are in charge and they’ll just lie about anything and do whatever in order to keep valuations afloat
I guess what I’m asking is.. does that mean you’re an optimist if you’re a bear? Or just naive?
[+11] u/globohydrate: I went from 38k to $200 today with calls
But I went from 5k to 38k last week with puts
[+11] u/Top-Meaning2626: SPCX market cap > AMZN
THIS IS GOING TO END REAL BAD
[+11] u/Over-Celebration-168: I think rates being held steady is already priced in, but if tomorrow Warsh increases rates then we are fcked.
[+11] u/legible_print: People have bought 54,000 options contracts that SPCX, a trillion dollar company, will go up in value 25% in two days???
[+11] u/early-retirement-plz: I asked a ber to reveal his positions. He then got into doggy and opened his mouth wide. I said no your stock positions. He then got into doggy and opened his mouth wide.
[+11] u/Bob_the_peasant: Congratulations to all the market makers that sold options today on SpaceX
Maybe just rob an assisted group living home for regards next time too
[+10] u/original_og_gangster: So with spacex my understanding is that qqq will be forced to buy some of the shares after 14 days of listing. This amount will be proportional to the total market cap of the company.
So in theory its almost like a short squeeze where the market cap could be pumped to some insane number like 200 trillion dollars and the funds would have to provide exit liquidity anyway, no?
[+9] u/Initial-Magazine2169: I revenge trade tickers that lost me $20-$50 5 years ago.
It's a passion project for me; don't judge.
[+9] u/Slightlybadpicks: Hide your stepmothers because I’m getting a haircut today 😏😏
[+9] u/Aranthos-Faroth: "Iran war live: Iran threatens ‘harsh response’ to attacks on Lebanon"
I fukin love me some peace.
[+9] u/DulyDully: SPY opens at 755. It rallies to 760 before FOMC. Huge rate cuts. 780 EOD.
[+9] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Have they tried all-purpose ivermectin in the reflecting pool yet?
[+8] u/illinformed-will: I am Jack's complete lack of a deal
[+8] u/HedgehogGood7411: I no longer feel like this place is for true regards but rather for us goys to be taken advantage of. You can't even mention certain meme stonks because they've gone below the minimum market cap. I suggest we relocate to our nearest Wendy's and unionize
[+8] u/frogger1988: I went ahead and bought spy 760 2 dte. I hope they print lol
[+8] u/cryptohorn: Iraqi baddies at the game
[+8] u/early-retirement-plz: So as expected no point in the sell off today other than to fuck over short term traders cuz we can’t all win, back to regular scheduled pumping tmr
[+7] u/falling_knives: Just got $6.69 from a Facebook settlement. What stock do I buy?
[+7] u/psychcloud: If the float is that low and lockup doesn’t begin to end until August, we can really turn this thing into a gamma squeeze. SPCX next meme? 300C for July?
[+7] u/Ozqi: Elon should use SPCX to acquire Reddit and claim it’s the best place for crowdsourced AI data.
I just wanna see the meltdown the website will have, would be pretty glorious. Surpassing 2016.
It would pump SPCX another 20% probably
[+7] u/Bazzer82: In space, no-one can hear you goon.
[+7] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: People selling nvidia to buy SpaceX fucking idiots
[+7] u/Top-Meaning2626: SPCX - PROVIDING SATELLITE INTERNET TO COUNTRIES WITH NO ROADS, THIS IS WORTH $ 24 TRILLION DOLLARS ALONE
[+7] u/legible_print: Oh man the all caps guys shouting about stuff are back
[+7] u/Organic-Amoeba-7520: Don't let your enemy interrupt while you make mistakes - Donald Tzu
[+7] u/NHLBro: It is time to commence operation overnight pump and FOMC green dildo convention
[+7] u/Felix_Aterni: I‘d be more upset about my -1% if my port didn‘t pump +3 yesterday.
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: I loaded the fuck up on calls before close. $100k. Easiest money I’ll ever make
[+7] u/vanceraa: I don’t think everyone has learned from the amount of people that went bankrupt shorting tesla
SpaceX HQ could be nuked and somehow the stock will go up. The only easy puts are as insider lockouts end
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Boy do I love investing in blue chip stocks, watching them lose 12% in the span of 2 weeks, recover 4% in a day, then open the next day, get to 1.5% up, then give all that shit back and close flat.
Boy do I fucking love being an amzn bag holder. Fuck my goddamn life.
[+7] u/PossibleLack835: MICROSLOP PISSES ME OFF> BIGGEST BULL MARKET EVER AND ITS DOWN POS
[+7] u/longGERN: How about you triple fist your ass
[+7] u/Ok_GAINZ: I have no problem investing in America.
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: # Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Smiling Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues
[+6] u/Speech_Path: After this dip I think I’m done buying MUU boys. Will be sticking to MU moving forward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/PyloPower: It's 2060, Elon Musk is majority shareholder of the 10 largest market cap companies in the world, 4 of which have no sales at all, and on average trade at 2000x sales, increasing by 20x every month. Regulators become worried what happens to the financial markets when Musk dies, which seems likely as he shitposts on X 22 hours at 88 years old. The president ask Musk his advice on what to do. Musk replies "Name me the Great Savior of America and make it illegal to talk negatively about me and I will retire to Alaska and die in peace and in secret. My AI will keep posting and the world will never know I'm dead.". The president agrees and Musk says "Oh, and one more thing. I also want the official title as the Best Diablo player The World Has Ever Seen, By Far.".
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: What was that massive pump in futes?
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: SPCX WILL FOCUS ON BUILDING A DIGITAL ROCKET BY PURCHASING CURSOR FOR 30X SALES.
[+6] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: I feel like this insane rallie will lead to the start of a multi year flat/bear market that will make "just buy and hold SPY/QQQ and you will outperform" people rethink their decision. Just zoom out and look how many years it took 2000s top buyers to break even on both indexes.
[+6] u/FartPolluter: If data is truly the new oil, USA are basically gonna invade Iran for their browser history logs
[+6] u/bagelsaget: Everyone keeps speculating on the spcx dump after iiI and stating they’ll buy at 80 or 100.
Never gonna see it that low imo cause EVERYONE wants to buy at that price. It’s totally overvalued right now but I still think Elon is gonna pull off some mega growth
[+6] u/ParticularWarthog319: I seriously need another 3% day tomorrow, which means puts are printing
[+6] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Bers thought spy was gonna be like last week. Little do they know, they fell right into the trap.
[+6] u/tika_dengu: I still can’t believe they have Iraq and Iran in the WC, but not Italy.
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: When is the rotation into my bank account happening?
[+6] u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein: every day is expiration day w odte
[+6] u/Normal-Barnacle8283: !banbet SPCX -15% 7 days
[+5] u/mneymaker: The only way this absolute bullshit day makes sense is if it serves as one of the most manipulative shakeouts before we rip to ATH until Friday
And by ATH I mean MU 1300, NBIS 300 kind of ATH not some kind of fake ass break out low volume shit.
[+5] u/Starkfault: !Banbet SPCX -20% 1d
[+5] u/Ok_Jellyfish5608: I’m down to $130 after turning 3k into 9k in 2 weeks. Need a 10 bagger for tmrw fellow regards
[+5] u/Immediate_Code_9272: All I need is MSFT to go up 20% and I'll be okay.
Funny thing is, 2 weeks back MSFT did go up 20% and I didn't sell.
I guess I'll never be okay.
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Have y'all ever noticed intelligence and confidence seem to inversely correlate?
[+5] u/CleftyHeft: someone walk me through this bc i genuinely have no idea what to expect
are we really expecting institutions to sell SPCX the moment they can? they dont seem like the type to flip shares for a quick buck but i might be wrong
[+5] u/SnooChipmunks2237: Is it supposed to hurt?
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: I for one, think futes should open blood green
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: So sick of this bullshit Iran deal algo bait. Market pumps on it for days and then goes, oh, wait, maybe we pumped too much 🙄
[+5] u/Wade12323: I bought SPCX at 210
[+5] u/FartPolluter: And, yes, when you we think about it now, Elon Musk, Soace X, Tesla, it was all kind of retarded.
[+5] u/OilBull: Tomorrow if there’s even a mere HINT of a rate hike, bitcoin is so fucking rekt. Saylor is legit a psycho
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: Is MSFT ever gonna stop being a pile of shit?
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: Everyone talking about how SPCX beat MSFT market cap in 4 trading days but nobody talks about how much MSFT prices fell for even SPCX to be able to beat MSFT within 4 trading days.
[+5] u/Fox_n_Roll: Asians assemlbe an save my trade 😬
[+5] u/Difficult-Ask2278: Remember when the guy on the apprentice was all like, “you’re fired 👉🏻” and now he’s falling asleep at a cage fight on his 80th bday. Life cums at you fast!
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Huh. Apparently precious metals are back at the table; my buy-and-forget miner ETF is up 14% over the last week.
[+5] u/Ohlele: Dumping will continue until tomorrow 2 pm. If the economic reports are good, the stock market will go back up. If the reports are not good, the market will go down for at least a few months.
[+5] u/Difficult-Ask2278: My move tomorrow is to buy more stocks. I fucking love stocks, can’t get enough of them.
[+5] u/Thetatterer: Today feels different. It’s like making a new friend, being invited to dinner, sitting at the table and then realizing you are the dinner.
[+5] u/big_chestnut: my most profitable week ever was when i said fuck it and just flipped a coin for each trade
[+5] u/jijitalk: Good evening regards. What’s the move tomorrow? As usual? Calls? Alright.
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: this fatty so wanna eat something dieting is no joke
starving
[+5] u/throwaway09234023322: I feel like all my poots are going to print overnight, but idk for certain. Feeling pretty gay.
[+5] u/ComfortableSweet1965: Market pricing in hikes you think?
[+5] u/Sbmagnolia: !banbet SPCX $185 2d
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: got violated BADLY today
[+5] u/gomper: 🥭 didn't install this guy to raise rates
[+5] u/WhiteCrocsGuy: Rate hike was already priced in though right?
[+5] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Decided to take today off from trading. What i miss today? Why everything so red?
[+5] u/ProfessionalCalm756: I bought some mrvl a little before market close, what do yall think bout that
[+5] u/No_Cod972: What is even going on?
Is anyone real life anymore?
[+5] u/KaeptNstyle: 300b are peanuts compared to the strait. Then again, there should be more options than these two - 🥭 is simply the biggest retard ever, and looking at this thread that is indeed an accomplishment.
[+5] u/gomper: More sellers than buyers
[+5] u/Sufficient_Nose629: FOMC tomorrow, people are riskoffmaxing
[+30] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Only 1,200,000 away from my first million ❤️🙏
[+16] u/Apple2o: Friend is a manager who just got laid off at Dow chemical; said they gave him a list of people to fire Monday, a list of people to fire Tuesday, then on Wednesday his boss fired him
[+16] u/Successful-End7689: Sometimes I genuinely wonder how we all see this fraud and just act like it’s normal
[+14] u/michaelis999: Sleepy: in a coma majority of his term
Market: Booming
Economy: Booming
Inflation: Disappearing
we had it so good
[+14] u/solidsneeze: at this rate, I can retire when I'm 146 years old
[+13] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **🚨ALERT**🚨: ELMO DICKRIDERS ARE HERE IN FULL FORCE.
[+12] u/housemouse431: u get one pump day and 3-4 chop days to kill ur calls into oblivion
[+12] u/stuntondeezh0es: Russia: Trump is my bitch
Israel: No, Trump is my bitch
Iran: No, Trump is my bitch
[+11] u/wildcat1055: Back to green!!! 🙌
My portfolio? No, the reflecting pool in DC
[+11] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: The sad part is theres someone calling himself Jelly Roll and somehow hes making money and people think thats normal
[+11] u/michaelis999: sleepy's market:
\>have 40 IQ
\>enter only one trade on a nokia right before taking a shit
\>moons 300% same day
🥭 market:
\>have 200 IQ at least
\>have 5 monitors powered by 2 high end PC's
\>watch the news 25 hours a day
\>have insider connections
\>make 500+ trades within first 2 hours of market open
\>loses entire portfolio in an hour
[+10] u/darby1015: SPCX dead someone prove me wrong
[+10] u/regardus_maximus: qqq down 2 percent, spx down .6 percent and everyone is losing their minds talking about the mag 7 is dead, ai was a good ride, spcx is overvalued.
DID YOUR BALLS FALL OFF?
[+10] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Spacex is pissing me off for some reason.
[+10] u/QuantrixQuintrix: SPCX will briefly be the biggest company in the world this summer and that’s the top.
[+10] u/Mettabreaks: If SPCX doesn’t gap up to $225 again overnight to fuck the puts bought in the last hour of market hour, I lose respect for the so called Manipulators that are supposedly hanging around in the shadows like the boogieman.
[+9] u/Wannabe_Physicist: Monday- Play ber = get fukd, Tuesday = Play Bol = Get fukd, Wednesday- Who cares get fukd
[+9] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Isn’t it funny how you will be at a certain number in your account and it’s not enough, then you lose, then you wish you could just be back at that number that wasn’t enough. Honestly being a good trader you have to have amazing restraint.
[+9] u/moorhound: >Snap Launches $2,195 Specs, Declaring Glasses the Next Computer
I can't stress this enough, puts on SNAP
[+8] u/cirl-gock: Bug fight is fucking rigged I swear to god these stats are meaningless
[+8] u/Meamigoyo: if the shrek on spy reverses we are in big big trouble by we I mean my calls
[+8] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Send SPCX to infinity you crazy K-pop bastards
[+8] u/MarshmallowSandwich: Wake up at 6am. Cry in the shower. Go to work.
[+8] u/PulIthEld: god damnit the internet is all just fake and dumb. everything is a fucking lie.
[+8] u/greyenlightenment: The idea that crypto is a hedge or a store of value was such a joke . So many ppl in 2021-2025 actually believed this
[+8] u/JMG559: My qqq dte obliterated lol I’ll be out a week 😂
[+8] u/housemouse431: ah fuck...watch us fade back close into sundays overnight range.
fuck fuck fuck fuck lol
[+7] u/ahx3000: What a day, did no work to focus on a deadass market
[+7] u/housemouse431: this futures green feels like a trap, hence well be 3 percent up by morning.
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: who is dumb enough to ever buy crypto. shit has 30-50% downside and no upside beyond maybe 2-5%
[+7] u/fish_: if warsh bends over and cuts rates we are going +3%, + 1.5% if no hike
[+7] u/Individual_Error_428: Pretty sure SpaceCock can hit 500.
[+7] u/ZealousidealSector19: I get burned every time I sell puts. Also anytime I buy puts
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: This market will make you grow gray hairs or giant nuts.
[+7] u/Cybernator1: I grabbed calls so one of us will win. 🍻
[+7] u/No_Fig_7835: market is hungover from partying too hard.
[+7] u/RothTo0DTE: Might as well take that vacation now
[+6] u/Kilomike8993: SPCX easy money hahaha
[+6] u/GenitalWartHogg: Tomorrow I’m having space-ex
[+6] u/DrElkSnout: I'm not asking for much. I just need a month straight of +2% days in a row with zero red days. That's all.
[+6] u/Meamigoyo: blood green tomorrow pumping AH
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: My pops asked me about spcx
Shits cooked lol
[+6] u/Primatene: just woke up from coma. where did WISH go
[+6] u/Thunder_Nipples: Average American is now more angry about gas instead of Gaza. Mission successful I’d say.
[+6] u/generaledamame: Bols prepping to get warshed out today
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: Violence is on the way…. This is going to get bumpy…
[+6] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: PLTR is a fucking bitch dude
[+6] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: Su rotating out of AMD and into SpaceX
[+6] u/Weak_Money_9927: I’m so tired of this SaaS/Cyber/Mag7 neglect in favor of stupid chip stocks or regarded ass space companies
[+6] u/DoritoDustSnorter: I said before the IPO that SPCX would pump and it would create the most entertaining reddit tears and here we are
thank you papa Elon
[+6] u/l34ch_r: +2% SPY tomorrow. Let's gooo
[+6] u/cripky: imagine if warsh says tariff inflation is transitory
[+6] u/Coloradospruce33: What's a worse bet NFLX or MSFT going forward?
[+6] u/rolltide24680: Made this write up 2 weeks ago, and was gonna keep to myself but I feel the need to share with my fellow regards.
In honor of pride month I would like to present the sticker symbol of the month: GRND.
Grindr just posted a double beat. Good growth numbers, a low forward p/e and EPS growth next 5 years at 27.12%. Wall Street target price of $18.20 represents a 50% gain opportunity based on current price of $12.04.
Not financial advice, but I’m Gay for Pay!!!!
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Bring back Visual Mod and laughing man emojis and SPY would go to 900
[+6] u/RothTo0DTE: I bet it's just flat and choppy
[+6] u/iSOBigD: Just look up "how to lose money faster" on YouTube.
[+5] u/llasar17: i play the magic card pot of greed
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: which allows me to buy 2 new calls
[+5] u/grandfatherdog: Haven't seen many people say it, so just noting: after the Fed rate announcement Wednesday its triple witching ON A THURSDAY bc market is CLOSED FRIDAY.
Gonna be volatile as hell out there.
[+5] u/baadsha: !banbet SPCX -10% 2D
[+5] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Every other ad is for leverage SPCX stocks
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Created** ▲
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SPCX** | $300.00 (above) | $201.85 | +48.6% | Jun 23, 10:40 PM |
*5-day ban if this doesn't hit.*
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Elmo’s net worth before IPO 800bill.
Net worth after 1.4T.
Mofo doubled his net worth.
[+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: If SPCX is overvalued does that make AMZN undervalued?
[+5] u/Seymour_asis501: I might need to put the bottle down I’m starting to look like mini ab
[+5] u/OpeDefinitely: The best way to hurt our geopolitical enemies (primarily China, Russia, and Iran) would be to spend $$$$$$$ on developing & implementing green energy.
Solar panels, wind, and nuclear; high voltage transmission lines; grid energy storage; and making on-site energy storage even cheaper.
Instead, we doubled down on oil. Got cocky after stealing Venezuela's reserves, then recklessly intervened with Iran in such a reckless manner that they now charge a toll on a major oil trade route. Price that into the global market for the indefinite future.
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Driving back home for an hour after 7 ghey office hours. Good that I work from home for 3 days though
[+5] u/Next_Sugar3339: Jane St gave the put signal for SMCI
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: Crypto is so fucking boring now holy shit
[+5] u/solidsneeze: "if you pinky swear to stop playing with nukes, we'll give you $300B just for not being assholes"
[+5] u/generaledamame: Good luck to bols betting that Warsh will not hike rates in FOMC to protect ur calls - is it more important to save the inflating economy or stock market hmmm?
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: Lol i got destroyed on mu and marvel today
[+5] u/DrElkSnout: General Tso's chicken with a side of egg rolls homie.
[+5] u/Prudent_Concern_1511: i loaded up on puts because i like pain
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Koreans are gonna love this spcx dip
[+5] u/jiggolo420: The market should be open longer on holidays! We all have more time to gamble
[+5] u/Slabbed1738: The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to
create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the
rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran,
While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation
mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be
formulated within 60 days.
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: I don't think I give a shit about the stock market anymore 🤷♂️ I'll put my fries in a long boring ass all world ETF and forget about all of this shit for the next 20 year
[+5] u/EmergencyInternal837: Why did all semis shit the bed today?
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: War is canceled stocks should only go upp
[+5] u/Interesting_Chard138: RDDT holding onto most of its gains from yesterday. Setup looks promising
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: This market making me wanna be 4 years sober in 5 years smh
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Market up? I sleep. Market down? I sleep. Market neutral? I sleep. Conclusion: I have narc
[+5] u/Amateur_tarded: Man fuck this. I am out 🎤 💨
[+5] u/Comfortable_Wall8127: Are we done falling or a bit more before the meeting tomorrow?
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: MSFT such a pile of dog shit chart
[+5] u/lilordeo: trash company finally getting the treatment it deserves
[+5] u/bluen: I keep getting news about India even though I don't even research about India
[+5] u/kawkface: Tbh I'm just waiting to play MU earnings
[+5] u/Samjabr: CAT forward PE is almost 2x NVDA's 🤡
[+5] u/Tophat_Spider: Or not, theta gang win.
[+5] u/adarkuccio: Who is the team leader here?
[+5] u/version-two: Idk guys, I just feel like something’s afoot..
[+5] u/incaseofmisuse: so. we don't have a SIGNED deal with iran. fuck how many times can mango keep doing this. man is amazing. top tier
[+5] u/DylanComba10: I agree with this bitch ass bot
[+16] u/Pete26l96: A warning for everyone invested in Space X:
My grandfather who lost everything (three houses) in the stock market 20 years ago randomly called me on the phone today, asking how my stocks were doing, before telling me to move everything into Space X because it's going to double.
In 30 years he has never called me on the phone before unless absolutely necessary.
The top is definitely in lol.
[+12] u/CockSmash69: AMD $600 MU $1200 tmr
[+12] u/aftherith: Rates rumoured to be cut to -69% tomorrow before open by Kev "cut em" Warsh
[+11] u/BigBritches619: I feel like we all died of covid in 2020 and we just been regards trading in purgatory hell since then.
[+10] u/i_simp_f: I see they finally banned /u/31andnotdone for being a woman, which is Based but where am I supposed to get my relatable bear comments from now
[+10] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Wow the Koreans are actually doing it
[+10] u/sck178: Nope. Go back to masturbating
[+9] u/aftherith: It's a low float meme stock. Don't overthink it.
[+9] u/All_YourBase: The Fed rate isn’t changing this week. Settle down.
[+9] u/DanqueLeChay: The tards who want warsh to massively lower rates on the heels of the boj 1% hike: realize that the carry trade would unwind violently and that’s not bullish at all
[+9] u/Keiigo: Crazy Schwab won’t let me take out 20k margin on my $5k account. Kinda dumb if you ask me
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: $60 Billion for Cursor is insane lol
[+8] u/falken2023: Looking forward to getting the text of this shit agreement that we have surrendered to. Waiting to see how he tries to spin this epic failure as a win. Bottom line, they won. We lost. Nice job 🥭.
[+8] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Blew $2k on 0DTEs today. Tomorrow is all about revenge trading.
[+8] u/Careful-Weight-702: SPCX the default ticker on the discussion board is BS put SPY back mods
[+8] u/Lower-Condition-4104: If you think tomorrow will be a shocking move, you need to quit the market. We’re on cruise control.
[+8] u/tocinoman: The greatest bull market in history and I'm down almost $50k YTD, and I never buy puts. Just poorly timed calls.
[+8] u/Jibub: Literally Korean propping up memory but another sell off when we open 💀
[+8] u/Fancy_Goat685: Pro tip - find a girl that makes more than you.
[+8] u/0Apple_bottom_genes0: That one guy did at 211
[+7] u/astromouse2024: Going in on spy 754 calls tomorrow because fuck it
[+7] u/BigBritches619: Im confused so they won’t sign the agreement unless Israel gets out of lebanon? So no deal was actually made and back to how it was?
[+7] u/__nameless____: donny to fire kegseth because he look pathetic when lifting weights
[+7] u/putsonyourbrain: he will cut it by >!25 bps!< tomorrow, you can take that to the bank
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Korea seems to be doing their job pumping the market these days. It's us who are dumping. Such an embarrassment. Sigh
[+7] u/aftherith: How are you guys watching these Koreans? Telescopes?
[+7] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/4apophm6nq7h1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e236bdadd0b0f770e1e16fa250def8ba42c4aa0
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Does *anyone* know why we dumped bigly? Is it due to Fed uncertainty? It's almost a given we will have rates steady tomorrow and it's not like Warsh will say something hawkish in his very first fomc
[+7] u/HaveAKlondike: See mod response below:
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Isn't cursor just vscode for people that don't know how to program?
[+6] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: MSFT... Please go back up over 400...
...Please?
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: One thing I like about Threads is watching all the confused elderly people trying to get back to Facebook messenger getting bullied by strangers.
[+6] u/Joonypoo: how tf can that company be 2.6T ALREADY
[+6] u/WITCH2FAANG: Anyone feeling like tomorrow is red?
[+6] u/AltruisticTry5189: bers spreading their anooos summoning the black plague for tomorrow
spoiler alert: >!we rally!<
[+6] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: If you guys could use a little cash, are you pulling from your stocks that went +200% or would you rather sell a position that’s closer to 0%, say tax isn’t a thing?
[+6] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: I can't believe I convinced myself to buy these SPY puts, premiums are retarded and I'm definitely getting IV crushed by theta gang tomorrow.
[+6] u/_BowlerHat_: How tf did I blow up a second account today. And on BUG FIGHTS?
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Bezos probably regrets buying those fake silicone tits instead of being a spacex investor
[+6] u/BFox1982: Your mom's bottoming
[+6] u/No_Mission_1775: I made 12k in puts in the last hour
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Cashed out tonight. Not feeling good about the overnight
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fuck you SaaS you made me bankrupt
[+5] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Pretty sure warsh is going to be a “wait that’s it?” Kind of event
[+5] u/Alarmed-Rope-9062: riding QQQ puts into tomorrow, regarded ik..
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Boys ran out of SpaceX scamquidity and needed the rug pull to pay themselves back again lmaoooo
[+5] u/Milf-Whisperer: Stock market go up ⬆️ public opinion go up ⬆️. Most people that are going to take his statements at face value are rubes anyway
[+5] u/TheWokenessInjector: Looking forward to the SPCX 🌈 🐻 loss porn in a few days.
[+5] u/burnttoast14: Wonder how many marriages gonna get destroyed on space x
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: NVDA is both simultaneously a growth stock and a value stock… I know it’s the largest company in the world, but I have been loading up like crazy while it is below $210. Once it reaches ATH again, I think I’m going to take myself to Monaco.
[+5] u/coloredzebra: This is the first fomc in a while where the vol's already been crushed, which means that we could probably have a vol explosion tomorrow
[+5] u/ebitdasga: Lost all of yesterday’s gains and then some. Feels like SPY should be down way more
[+5] u/FireInTheRing: SpaceX is about to make your girl an ex
[+5] u/str8rippinfartz: market dumps, takes down all my tickers
market bounces, but my tickers are the ones that get left in the dust and now I'm tracking to have everything expire worthless
such is life for a paste eater
[+5] u/aftherith: Okay, so if you were to harvest all of the humans on Earth in order to sell their meat to the alien extraterrestrial races, you would need to charge about $3 per pound in order to have the funds to buy out the current market cap of SPCX. Just in case anybody was thinking of doing that.
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: US rates are quite high compared to Japan's and the EU's. How about we cut to like 2%?
[+5] u/Leading_Form_8485: What are the koreans gonna do
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I’m getting smoked like a cheap cigar
[+5] u/iffysik: SnDK and MU go brrrr tmr
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: Looked like 🥭 lost some of his swagger at tht g7 not his normal obnoxious self.
[+5] u/oldprecision: I read the leaked Memorandum of Understanding. There is no mention of a trophy for mango so I know it's a B.S. leak.
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Worked at a few dysfunctional companies
Finally started at one with good leadership and team
I don’t think I’d go back to dysfunctional even if they paid me more
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Did you buy calls for tomorrow??
[+18] u/chiswis: microsoft products are so dogshit
fucking edge, fucking teams, fucking outlook, fucking windows
just fucking delist already
[+13] u/Thotmas01: Nikkei is pumping on having a currency strong enough to demand interest higher than free.
[+12] u/chiswis: IRAN revenue: 340b, expense: 20b
[+12] u/1foxyboi: When SPCX is green, RKLB is red because it’s sucking up liquidity.
When SPCX is red, RKLB is red because the space sector is down.
Okay fuck my portfolio I guess?
[+11] u/stonetrade: 0% increase of minimum wage since 2010. 50% increase of the cost to be alive since 2010.
I might be autistic but I aint retarded buddy somethin aint right
[+10] u/NiceJobSon: WSB - the one stop shop for financial advice, dating advice, who is on the toilet, world news and fifa updates
[+10] u/Thotmas01: A couple of beers later and this forever war peace-tango doesn’t seem so bad. I can trade it.
[+9] u/SkoomaJunki3: I wonder what it would feel like to win one big trade where I could quit my job the next morning.
[+9] u/Gullible_Ad3785: The written MOU to make a deal is so bad that they're preemptively leaking there are secret back channel understandings so ignore the written word. Lmao
Peace negotiations are going well!
[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: FOMC = Fuck Over My Calls
[+8] u/Own_Knowledge8501: I bought qqq calls for tom so its gon dump
[+8] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: ITS RIGGED
how can they just take away the goal Algeria scored???
SNDK 3000 EOM
[+8] u/Ok_Buffalo2027: Goon till market open, trade, goon till market open
[+8] u/OK_Computer10101: I just bought SPCX… half Ketamine, half Propaganda
[+7] u/xInfinity962: Asking genuinely, what do we think SPY and QQQ is gonna do tomorrow?
[+7] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Do people really think Warsh going to rock the boat? Guy literally interviewed for fed chair on basis of soft QE via repo markets.
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I'm a millionaire and I disputed a +$15 order with Carrabba's Italian Grill because they didn't put Calabrian sauce on my chicken wings
Even with money, some habits still don't change even when I had money LOL
[+7] u/EnginrA: Imagine a quarter point rate cut
[+7] u/dabblesest: We might get a warsh nickname from mangoman tomorrow!!!
We would all be blessed on that sacred day
[+7] u/Own-Hornet-6339: Jesus, the deal is soo good for Iran. Can we buy calls on their stock market?
[+7] u/ajibtunes: Unconfirmed reports that Alaska is to be handed over to the Iran as part of the deal
[+7] u/TheDevilintheDark: The rest of the world loves the world cup while I'm just pissed off hockey is done.
[+7] u/Bnick319: My wife and daughter do not seem to realize Argentina is playing
[+7] u/Novel-Sprinkles4135: my balance has gone from 10k to 43k to 4k to 25k in the last week. I need to stop.
[+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: $NFLX double bottom at $75 looking sexy to me
[+6] u/Thebestofbuffalo: Warsh money printer go brrrrr
[+6] u/TheRealArmament: Took me 5 years to break even and within 1.5 years I’m up 70k this market is literally on easy mode
[+6] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Please just go up and stay up instead of crashing at open asts
[+6] u/Ok_Buffalo2027: Can we get the original emojis back
[+6] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: First time SPCX has been red since the IPO
[+6] u/cgonz15: Messi is still the fucking GOAT
[+5] u/TeamDisrespect: It’s definitely not me
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: Want to go long oil again but I’ve never lost money faster than on the wrong side of oil contracts
[+5] u/diefy7321: Warsh won’t be able to change anything until Jerome “too late” Powell leaves. Powell has his little followers that will vote whatever he votes.
[+5] u/alfred250: Kevin Warsh about to walk out in a bear skin floor length coat, silk shirt underneath.
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: STOP BUYING CALLS!!! Otherwise my shares will go down cause of u tards
[+5] u/MoistSpyBuy: Either I’m gonna net a cool 50k tomorrow or I’m going to lose 15k. Either way, t’s j’d.
[+5] u/imabev: I've been known to roll options for a loss on meme stocks.
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: because they are 18yo unemployed retards with 0 financial knowledge and $200 accounts
[+5] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: So is there an actual deal or no deal? Are we still in bigly talks or on to more beautiful bills? What is the actual situation
[+5] u/KristyKae-12: Well that was a fun goal to see.
[+5] u/_Fibbles_: You think that Roth IRA guy held his SPCX or panic sold at 195?
[+5] u/Sad_Star9007: imagine checking your steps everyday and sharing it on wsb
[+5] u/No-Put2311: The Koreans only being down 1% is rather bullish
[+5] u/DayTradr07: The floor is going to fall out of this market
[+5] u/dabblesest: Uh this shit so boring, nothing is moving! Give me price action or give me drugs!
[+5] u/yoursupportivedad: Gold is trying to break out for the 30th time
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # Michael Burry finna stunt on these hoes
[+5] u/BadaBingSil: is SPCX a bear trap or a bull trap
I can't tell anymore
$175 puts, 2DTE
am I stupid for this? probably
[+5] u/TheSeeker331: I think we’re getting a rate hike tomorrow. 🔮
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: Market already priced in that it priced in the possibility of rate cuts tomorrow. We’re going to pamp
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: damn bro I hope the CIA hires you with this galaxy brain thinking
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: I will never financially recover if $ASTS launch fails tomorrow. Elon, please take my portfolio to space.
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: If the story of last year repeat itself, the indexes will go nowhere (range bound shit) for the next 6 months before going for another ATH.
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: If you had to name your portfolio after a movie what would it be called?
[+20] u/Solid-Season9984: So anyways I started slamming calls
[+14] u/FamousAd1903: worlds biggest pump tmr if warsh doesnt fuck this fuckass bubble
[+13] u/FamousAd1903: worlds biggest pump tmr if warsh doesnt poke this fuckass bubble
[+12] u/Specific-Path3179: half my port in SPCX if this shit crashes it's over
[+11] u/peterpeer9: Elon is now worth more than Bitcoin.
[+11] u/Chlo-Motion: Tomorrow SPCX +25% because of vibes and reasons
[+11] u/Quick-Ad1830: Damn Messi 2 goals was almost as easy as calls for tomorrow
[+10] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: This because you guys bullied the value investors
[+10] u/severed02: Elon got his nonprofit company after all
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: Ai companies are betting a chatbot becomes sentient.
[+9] u/DandadanAsia: they say Elon Musk is paper rich, cash poor. how come i'm poor on both
[+8] u/bigmeatbag: Is that fat regard not releasing the deal document so he can load puts at the top?
[+8] u/ConsiderationKey1658: I miss asking Jeeves
[+8] u/50_50_Odds: i swear half the users on here are bots now 😭
[+8] u/AccomplishedLie4663: elon muskkkkkkkkk robbedddddd everyoneeeeeeee
[+8] u/Lettsgobaby: Port is 75% spcx at $220 and 25% bitcoin at $120k
[+8] u/seanr96: If you guys actually believe that Kevin Warsh will make rate hikes tomorrow or take a hawkish stance, I have a bridge to sell you.
Everyone in this admin was picked because they are yes men to 🥭
[+7] u/_rockthemike: Just absolutely crazy. Musk reached 1T net worth on June 12th. Just two days later, he was up to 1.4T. How he doesn’t just cash the fuck out and disappear to an island forever, I’ll never understand
[+7] u/iamjt: I've made 100$ since the start of May, and the gain loss swing is like +-30k.
[+7] u/BenisSpaghetti: How the fuck did you kill a box fan? We have a white Lasko one that's older than we are. 😳
[+7] u/fooish_moral: rotation outta spacestore gonna be 🍿
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: SPCX late bulls asking why isn't it going up
... after it has already gone up 50%.
[+7] u/willbabu: How are his nvda $110 puts doing 😂
[+6] u/ryshed: Why bet on a rational market response?
[+6] u/guywhosoldyouoptions: Found this old IBD in my attic, let me know if you need any price quotes...
https://preview.redd.it/0tyulrdboq7h1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40c36229543e0cb9c90f47acb946e464a7489425
[+6] u/Daveonaltair4: Apparently 🥭 is on a new secret drug that keeps you alive indefinitely, gave it Ghouliani too.
[+6] u/McClintockC: #ROBBER BARON SCAM MARKET
**BERS BANISHED TO SHADOW REALM FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS**
[+6] u/Hellmale: Currently at Kansas City watching Argentina 🇦🇷 vs Algeria 🇩🇿 match 😝
[+6] u/MOTHMAN666: whats the point of pumping something like sndk 3% in after hours on 400 volume
[+6] u/Isthatastarorufo: Tomorrow yall will be warshing your asses!
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: So many bears here with puts talking about the fed raising rates, my calls are safe
[+6] u/BLVCKYOTA: The SPCX chain is absurd. Release the weeklies so I can sell puts to Bers.
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: SPCX DOOONE.!.!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
PUTS from here on out...🥳🥳🥳
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Never forget - everyone takes a shit. Even famous ppl. Stay humble
[+6] u/2-59project: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
[+6] u/Sad-Airman: SPCX sucking all the money out of the other mega caps like a leach
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: It's so funny I remember when gold reached 400 back in October and everybody was freaking out how rocks and the market kept on going higher and higher
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: There’s been an invasion lately of extremely low level investors invading this sub lately.
You can see them commenting in posts saying things like “i’m too dumb for options” or “i got shares” or “i didn’t want to do options so i bought the 2x leveraged bear/bull etf”.
This sub has lost its soul, we can’t get delicious levels of loss porn posts with this kind of stupidity manifesting here. What happened to our balls
[+6] u/FamousAd1903: everyone short microsoft nobody wants lab grown meat
[+6] u/Aware-Travel6743: It will be blood rex
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: Overnight pumps always hold until you have time to sell your puts
[+6] u/Stock-Cheesecake-995: Way to optimistic my calls are shaking
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: “One of the things that makes @SpaceX so valuable is how valuable it is.”
\-Bill Ackman, the scholar
[+5] u/astroslostmadethis: Thank fuck my AC should be fixed tomorrow. Sweating buckets in my +90 degree room. One of my box fans died. RIP.
[+5] u/Quick-Ad1830: Remember when people were buying those nfts. Lmao. Was that the top? We aren’t that regarded yet
[+5] u/Pretend_Comfort5527: Hows my 250 spacex calls for tomorrow doing im gonna be rich
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: No sex increases your testosterone and stamina
Bros beat too much and have paperhands
[+5] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Why is Iran firing drones at commercial shipping all of the sudden? - NBC News
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: I promise you the chart doesn't mean anything
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Spch will liberate me from my dumb job
[+5] u/BeginnersDuck777: ELON MUSK FLAME THROWERS INC the next $5 trillion opportunity.
[+5] u/Ltheman00: Buy high, sell low, buy back higher
Precisely what I did with NBIS over the course of the last 6 months
[+5] u/sorry_it_was_a_joke: Just sold puts on SPCX and the minute I did, it started dropping. I mean, I’m convinced that I’m a jinx.
[+5] u/Massive-Gas3791: LETS GO KOREA!!!!!!!
[+5] u/jimbojw: Waiting for tomorrow’s Fed news is a… Warsh trade?
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: Mcdonalds in Hawaii blows. They play silly ukulele music on a loop. The workers better get psychiatric comp for having to endure that. smh
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Burry: spacex puts too expensive
[+5] u/Informal_Bench_7219: I got in @198.06 just before close. Hopefully SPCX pumps over night
[+5] u/afx_288: I got theta cucked so hard today it's unreal. I should have listened to you regards.
[+5] u/West_Ocelot4670: Koreans about to send the put buyers to the Wendy's drive thru lane.
[+22] u/M13alint: Option: +30%
Me: Ah
Option: +300%
Me: Interesting
Option: -99.8%
Me: Very well \*Sells\*
[+12] u/RockinOutCockOut: Life is so much more enjoyable when I'm not holding calls overnight
0dtes ftw
[+12] u/AlpacaDream7: lots of people blowing their accounts up recently means we super green tomorrow
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: BRO COULD CURE POVERTY IN HIS AFRICAN COUNTRY WITH HIS 1.5 TRILLY BUT RATHERS SPEND HIS TIME WANKING IT ON X LMAOOOO
[+10] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Where are the Argentinian titties?
[+10] u/Bulky_Jellyfish9012: Since the framework of the Iran deal was disclosed, oil prices have continued to decline and remain stable, significantly reducing inflation risks. I expect Warsh to say that he will continue to monitor future developments, but that there is currently no reason to raise interest rates and that further rate hikes are unlikely.
[+10] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: The average American is beyond retarded. Cannot figure out how to board a plane, can’t understand where seat 18C is.
Can’t figure out how to follow TSA directions to take an iPad out of a bag, can’t figure out boarding group 4 doesn’t mean you should board with group 2
[+10] u/2020isgreat: Iran successfully regime changed us LMAO
[+10] u/M13alint: I trade in a cash account because I want to, has nothing to do with the multiple violations
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #300 billion to Iran via Sauid using Jareds Companies to REBUILD LMAOOOOO
[+9] u/M13alint: The moves for tomorrow will be moving the fries into the bag
[+9] u/VeryMercurial: For those wondering about the “peace deal”, just know it’s 10x worse than what we had when the war started.
[+8] u/fudge_mokey: Blood red tomorrow
For put holders
[+8] u/2020isgreat: 6. The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, While ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days.
7. The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary and secondary.
9. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that, pending a final agreement, they will maintain the status quo: Iran will maintain the status quo on its nuclear program, and the United States will not impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region.
LMAO????
[+7] u/Jericho3434: I’ll lose thousands on a trade but won’t pay the extra $1 at the restaurant for cheese on my burger… 😐
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: look at messi man so inspirational
[+7] u/zjz: new app version, new game, neat hidden easter egg that long time daily thread users might appreciate/remember once/if you find it
[+7] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Went and saw Obsession at the theater and the hype lived up. It actually got my heart racing several times.
[+7] u/Comfortable-Tea1177: i completely understand spacex is at the forefront of their niche but making 12 billion a year and a 3 trillion evaluation why do we do it as people .it makes no sense we are donating money
[+7] u/AllCapNoBrake: that's pretty anti-septic.
[+7] u/epyonxero: lol this deal might be the fakest of them all
[+7] u/dunkeater: Lol no it's not.
Do regards not understand you'd need Congress to authorize that spending?
[+6] u/Glide_88: SPCX probably gonna chop between 170 and 220 until lockups end, theta wins
[+6] u/zjz: ok I'll take pity, triple click the market status indicator in the top left
[+6] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: The good afternoon from Warsh won't be as good as Jerome's.
[+6] u/NoFuckingValue: It's getting to performance review season so it's time to take some random Tuesdays and Wednesdays off so my boss thinks I've got interviews.
[+6] u/nyse25: little Caesars tastes so good when there isnt a bitch in your ear yelling its nasty
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: Most
Soft
Flaccid
Ticker
[+5] u/AuraCollecter: Bull trap tomorrow gap green to start
[+5] u/Abe2025: If you hold spacex shares, consider yourself gey
[+5] u/Ble_h: Manifesting shrek green tomorrow.
[+5] u/LOTTO1004: Why would you even have mcdonalds when youre in hawaii??
[+5] u/SPYcalls2020: M y
S illy
F inacial
T hicc Dildo
[+5] u/enginvest: The fuck happened to NFLX??
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: USO has some serious catching up to do with WTI 😡
[+5] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: I used to hate on mainstream media but now I kinda accept them because I can't verify whether every single piece of content on internet is ai slop disinformation or genuine
[+16] u/wyudtix: Remember when we were supposed to be getting DOGE checks and tarrifs refund?
[+15] u/LarsTarkas: To everyone expecting rate cuts tomorrow, please call your utilities company to make sure your house doesn't have a gas leak.
[+11] u/plzplzplztendies: Crab Rangoons is the best Chinese food.
[+10] u/DDGib: I’ve been successfully single for one year tomorrow. What I’ve learned:
I’ve never had as much money in my life
Sometimes I eat a pie for dinner over the sink
[+10] u/12345cuda: Some of you need to explore planet fitness before any other planet tbh
[+10] u/BagholderForLyfe: When I wake up, those ASTS satellites better be in orbit
[+9] u/Soldacki: Gonna buy SNAP calls tomorrow and start posting rumors about how META is going to purchase SNAP
[+8] u/Syllabub_Visual: How is putting your kids and grandkids $39 TRILLION in debt NOT thievery while saving humanity IS…
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Only if you take these antibiotics first
[+7] u/No-Replacement-8297: SNAP going to zero LMAO! Are they fucking crazy with these 2k blind grandma glasses! 🧑🦼➡️
[+7] u/MakeMoneygreatagain: 11:24 【On SpaceX's stock market debut, South Korean retail investors snapped up nearly $800 million worth of shares】On the first day of SpaceX's stock market listing, South Korean retail investors purchased nearly $800 million worth of SpaceX shares, highlighting strong local demand for Elon Musk’s company after being excluded from what was the world’s largest IPO. According to data from Korea Securities Depository, on Friday—SpaceX’s (SPCX.O) debut day—South Korean retail investors recorded net purchases of $796 million in a single day, making the rocket and AI company the most popular U.S. stock among the country’s more than 14 million retail investors. This single-day net purchase amount exceeded the cumulative net purchases of any other U.S. stock over the past three months. Unlike Japan and Australia, South Korea did not offer retail investors direct access to purchase shares during SpaceX’s IPO. Instead, Mirae Asset Securities—one of the IPO’s underwriters—had offered selected investors an opportunity to subscribe for the shares. However, the firm ultimately secured no allocation. The Financial Services Commission (FSC), South Korea’s financial regulator, has expanded its investigation into the brokerage to determine why it failed to obtain any SpaceX shares in the IPO.
[+7] u/Reikotsu: My move is to go to a corner and cry.
[+7] u/Premier_Legacy: Realistically spacex 300 eow
[+7] u/90dayfianceExpert: SpaceX to $350 by end of June
[+7] u/Poiuytgfdsa: Im just here to watch the dude that threw his retirement account into spcx
[+7] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Korean retail bought $800M worth SPCX during opening day. Literal zerg rush lmaooo 🤌
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: You all risk your life saving to be rich. Why not go to California and there are so many rich people there. You can be rich really quick
[+6] u/wyudtix: I miss Jpow already. The new guy sucks
[+6] u/stupidber: Ber so stupid the one time they were right they made a movie about it
[+6] u/nepoleangambi: GTA 6 marketing started.
[+6] u/NoChain4469: I gotta sit down, is that all right bill gates? If I sit down?
[+6] u/Drchubbypanda: Reddit on web is borken.
2m ago 2m ago
[+6] u/CigInside: So we accomplished basically nothing, and are giving Iran $300b to open what was open before we bombed them? And they just have to pinky promise for no bombs which they’ve said for 20 years . What a success
[+6] u/glocpp: Untill August, then employee selling starts. Up every day until August
[+6] u/NiceOwner: This market isn’t fun to trade in
[+5] u/Premier_Legacy: Custom emoji removal still makes me tear up . Used to be a good place to be
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: My moves are to do nothing. Just let it ride baby.
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Starting to feel like a bear
[+5] u/Philippians4one3: Messi the fucking goat
[+5] u/Space_Miner6: Ronaldo wont even score 3 during the entire tournament LOL
[+5] u/FGoobs: Sooooo you’re saying the deal to start making a deal thrown together in a weekend wasn’t the most ideal outcome? 😳
[+5] u/Quick1711: Is it the lighting or does 🥭 look especially shittier than normal?
[+5] u/carrollart: Cathie Wood is the type of person who orders from QVC
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Oil free falling rate cut tomorrow qqq ath .book it .
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: I love the stock market, I love the United States.
[+5] u/pajaemainroad: Calls are still good right?
[+5] u/nateccs: I’d be more pissed about SPCX stealing billions of market cap from the space stonks
[+5] u/always_opposite: SPY 760 tomorrow stop edging me
[+23] u/Dry_Shirt7120: If this gets 100 upvotes I’ll sell all my microsoft stock
Edit: alr alr chill. Stop upvoting this I’m scared
[+16] u/otimanob: Investors are gambling, gamblers are predicting. What a time to be alive!
[+11] u/Sn0rlax_69: Some bear out there got liquidated on their puts the day before Enron imploded and still talks about it to this day.
[+10] u/Kingmusk420: MU bears, did you sell when your -99% shorts became -95% yesterday? If not, say hello to 99% again in a few hours.
[+9] u/Vlashaaak: Be retarded when others are gay
[+9] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Unemployed, cant get replaced ✅️
[+8] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: If QQQ doesn’t open up +5% tomorrow then I declare bankruptcy
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: Buying more MSFT at open. They can't keep a big dawg like down for too long, right? RIGHT???
[+8] u/neotank35: tried moving my free cash from robinhood back to my savings {since the jerks only gave me 1 share of spxc) and they want me to upload a selfie. F that no one getting my bimetric data.
immediately transfered the whole account to schwab. F u robinhood.
[+8] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: If the moon's gravitation pull is 1/6th of Earth's will that make my pp appear larger on the moon
[+8] u/sonofalando: We hit 1.11million today boys.
[+7] u/Fun_Self6505: OPEN THE CASINOOOOOOO #MU
[+7] u/orcassharks: We could have built another strait of Hormuz for $300B
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: It was written by a ghost writer
He can’t read
[+7] u/Fun_Reporter9086: Just like his supporters, I guess? 😂
[+7] u/LawdyChunk: .25 rate cut tomorrow. Spy 765 eod
[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Oil goes lower than BEFORE WAR and you guys talking about rate hike? He won't. Inflation is going down now.
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Good morning fellow Europeans bols (no bers)
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Japanese are so kawaii. Their stock market is green. Korea and Taiwan red.
[+6] u/realtimeanalytics: It feel so inevitable that my job as a software engineer is going to get automated away and my partners knowledge work job too. What are you all doing to hedge against that shit?
[+6] u/PastorMatthews: you have a drinking problem
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: When is Mango writing another Art of the Deal volume? I've been waiting for the Iran Edition for a while
[+5] u/Civil-Fun2409: it's going to be a hold for sure. inflation is double of what they want
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Scared money don't make money but what does stupid money make
[+5] u/XorAndNot: Crypto is boomer stuff now
[+5] u/Ok_Meeting_502: 3.25% tomorrow to make Donnie happy so calls
[+5] u/Wonderful-Savings768: It's like cumming. Now we got that post-trading clarity. We sleep on it and wake up with morning wood. SPCX will rise again then it will pump like a gooner.
[+5] u/Friendly-Ad-7690: Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+10] u/MusingsAndMind: bers when bols lose:
"HA HA! Shouldn't have bought! Have fun being exit liquidity!"
bers when they lose:
"It's not my fault, the market is behaving irrationally. Smart investors like myself are being wrongly punished."
[+9] u/Ambitious-Win788: asts please go up. i went all in on you. all of my 500 dollars
[+9] u/Evazzion: Messi gonna make this market rip tomorrow 🐐
[+9] u/DoughnutCharming8066: Sk Hynix kept pumping to ATH after MU drop, so MU also 🚀 today
[+9] u/Affectionate_Arm_512: sk hynix just hit ATH. memroy is back
[+9] u/RockasaurusRex: "There's an asteroid headed to earth. But it's full of diamonds so the survivors will all be rich."
[+8] u/Majestic_Mention171: MU revenge pump is due after all this SpaceX shit
[+8] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Ahh the fat fucks are sleeping. So quiet in here
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Everytime I get covered calls, stock just skyrockets. When I don’t cover, it’s either flat or goes slightly down. How does this keep happening?
[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: warsh is a banker, you know what that means. he will manage to sell every negative, bullshit news as good. we gonna pump bigly today
[+7] u/Mountain-Sun-5173: I lost a milli betting on Spain smh
[+7] u/xyrian328: Imagine if this damn rocket explodes in 30 minutes
[+7] u/PorridgeYum97: CUT THE RATES YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!
[+7] u/False_Secret1108: Retard thinks they’re gonna recover when the real space stock listed lmao
[+6] u/Fit-Employ3623: Wendy's is down 70% in five years. We are fuk
[+6] u/prana_fish: Seriously, why even play titans like $NVDA and $AVGO when $MU exists?
[+6] u/Dunkishard: Don’t believe it this bitch was up 4% premarket
[+6] u/aioliravioli: theres only ONE product that could justify SpaceX valuation....😏😳
[+6] u/DorianSoundscapes: SPCX has WSB regards whining about overvaluation like r/valueinvesting
Bullish LMAO 🤌🏻
[+6] u/WorkingAd7387: 375 BPS RATE CUT GREEN DILDOS 😉
[+6] u/Funny_Story2759: you mean the shitcos that actually dont have a functioning launch program
[+5] u/8thSt: ASTS gonna take one more step closer to history today, and the market will respond with another step down.
[+5] u/igotshrimps: Idk why, but Kevin Warsh looks like a cuck
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: Fucking Messi master class tonight. Calls
[+5] u/plairboicarti: i’m done with options. what are the next stock picks pls help
[+5] u/Diet_Water: Just waiting for SPCX hype to die so that the classy space stocks can start mooning again
[+5] u/GoldenRobobutt: I still have 1 week left before I lose 40k$ on Redwire.
Need a +100% to breakeven, will be posting losses soon
[+19] u/BarracudaNo4227: ASTS successfuly launched and deployed bluebird 8,9 and 10. Amazing!
[+15] u/Civil-Platypus7037: The SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket successfully launched three AST SpaceMobile BlueBird satellites (8, 9, and 10) early this morning. Liftoff occurred at the opening of the launch window at **2:39 a.m. EDT (06:39 UTC)** on June 17, 2026, from Space Launch Complex 40 at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station.
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+14] u/onel1f3: ASTS berz...better start covering..
We are going to see a beautiful squeeze
[+12] u/NeuroLeak: BREAKING from AXIOS:
New points on the leaked MoU:
15. The US will supply Iran with 10 Nuclear warheads and ICBMs.
16. The Gulf of America is to be renamed the Gulf of Persia II: Electric Boogaloo
[+10] u/Guilty-Rain-8143: Ya know everyone wants to keep talking about this Christian Bale character from the Big Short but nobody asks about Ryan Gosling’s character. Lowkey founding father of this degeneracy.
[+10] u/Midnightruined: Kevin Warsh is Jewish. He was raised in a Jewish family in Loudonville, New York, and is further tied to the Jewish community through his marriage to Jane Lauder, granddaughter of billionaire Estée Lauder and daughter of World Jewish Congress President Ronald Lauder
[+10] u/corndog_messiah: I haven’t contributed to increasing Elons massive wealth in over 5 days now and I feel bad about it 😔
[+8] u/aa73gc: It's amazing how far we have come from just a couple of bicycle mechanics proving everyone wrong and achieving flight to what we have now in a hundred odd years. Imagine what we will have 50 years from now
[+8] u/violet_evergarden8: MFST STILL RED LMFAO
[+8] u/oregano_believer69: Wake up to micron basically recovering everything over night.
Sellers must be happy 😂
[+8] u/mazkuzu98: Praying for spaceX to shrekdick on open so I can clear my gambling debt
[+8] u/mousepop321: Why is there a guy going on a rant about black people to himself in the comments?
[+8] u/QuartersToPlay: Bearish in here. Calls.
[+8] u/ateranol: Anyone member last week where everyone here was convinced SPCX will crash at IPO? It’s a stupid stock, but inversing the WSB hivemind is literally never wrong
[+8] u/zainwhb: yk what, my fucking bad for thinking asts will pump on successful satellite launches
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: It’s that peaceful time of day again when Euroriches are pumping my stocks before the schizophrenic US market opens
[+7] u/asshole_under_fire: Launched 10 mins ago. Success, this is mooning
[+7] u/Altair82: we're pampin hold on
[+7] u/corndog_messiah: Rates to zero. Dollar to zero. Trade deficit flips. Beautiful sweatshops open. Everyone has job. Checkmate Europoors
[+7] u/AlertPen4796: Going to swing trade marvel x15. Easiest money pattern ever
[+7] u/Key_Walrus1583: Someone told me we don't make money in this subreddit. Where am I supposed to go to make money? Genuinely confused. My account has been red this whole year.
[+7] u/Iscratchmybutt: should i buy a share of SPCX so that it crashes?
[+7] u/Miserable_Mine_4189: what are they gonna do? sell more office 365 licenses to agents?
[+6] u/Playful-Ad-7277: we having blue bird for dinner tonight
[+6] u/daviper87: So the MoU is just a surrender on a single page? 🥭 won’t like the media humiliation
[+6] u/RadishAdditional9117: Fuck this, I’m selling MSFT
[+6] u/NerdSlamPo: When will the 1. Buy MU at 1000, 2. Sell at 1100, repeat stop working? It’s getting silly
[+6] u/Wall-in_Fuckett: Jeff 'blow it up' Bezos seething rn
[+5] u/22boomer: So at what point do we short spcx
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Why don’t we put all the data centers in Antarctica? Literally the largest continent, cold as shit, very little life, and lots of water
[+5] u/SirBuysHighALot: I don’t think the big boys will allow Warsh to be bearish in any way.
If anybody saw those hearing, it was quite clear Warsh is a puppet. I think he even didn’t acknowledge the 2021 votes.
[+5] u/potsmokinsocialist: Was at the Kraken sub. Everyone there says buddy, please and thank you.
[+12] u/OwnObject8163: Anyone else think the last wsb header was simpler and more feel good vibes and a break from your hard asre complicated trading app
[+11] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: MSFT is value investing heaven, it gets cheaper everyday
[+10] u/Unlucky252: Generational Iran deal
[+10] u/pussinbuuts: Elon Musk says dollars will be replaced by mass & energy in the future
get ready plebs, you will work a whole day of hard labor in exchange for one coupon for a bowl of gruel
[+10] u/BirdyPooPoo: Good thing nothing is over priced, overhyped or otherwise at extreme price levels on the first FOMC meeting with a new Fed Chair.
[+9] u/WonderfulAd1971: MU, AMD, MRVL, SNDK, NBIS
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: So there I am sleeping, thinking about my stock bags
My drunk neighbors were apparently fighting
Drunks call the cops but hang up
Cops show up bang on my door and pull me out of my apartment
I try to tell them they got the wrong guy but they are all like idk bro are you sure you're not beating someone in there
Drunk sees all the cops and comes walking outside and gets arrested
The cop says the sounds of the screams were so loud he couldn't tell where they were coming from
Good night, everyone. I live in a very nice suburb
[+7] u/kairepaire: Can't the markets go left just for one day?
[+7] u/MelonBeefChop: Today we either pump to mars or crash into the depths of the sea
[+7] u/JPowTheDayTrader: I've been selling puts on down days, harvesting gains on those puts on up days, selling calls on up days, then harvesting gains on those calls on down days. Thank you for your delicious premiums. Yummers.
[+7] u/Character_Drama_3544: I heard Microsoft is going into asteroid mining. Pump incoming
[+7] u/electrojag: My account has been too green. I’m not smart enough for this to be the case. Something needs to go wrong soon
[+7] u/Knarre30: Absolut no idea what will happen today.
[+7] u/PuzzleheadedSummer35: I need a miracle today
[+7] u/Treactor: It’s not that deep, we are in it for the money
[+7] u/Play_Background: imagine world without israel
[+7] u/Slvrg: Sell half your portfolio and buy the FOMC dip.
If the dip isn't good enough just buy the dip tomorrow "triple witching".
And if all fails buy back the stocks 5% higher who cares =)
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: I despise SPCX being green
[+6] u/minimal_stat: They’ll pin it flat until 1:30 when insiders get the news and buy massively
[+6] u/Fun_Training6342: Ill be drinking when the market opens
[+6] u/Nerfarean: And made $300 billion "fund"
[+6] u/minimal_stat: Day 13 of massive overnight pumps that inflate IV on open then fade immediately and crush the poors ever since removal of PDT rule
[+6] u/imaginarytrades: If you buy into space x, you’re the definition of a bootlicking cuck
[+6] u/Haikoe: Yep straight up dump today
[+6] u/Saltysunbro: At this rate MSFT should just sell half their OpenAI shares and announce a buyback of their own shares.
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: All this shit being legal is what surprises me the most
[+5] u/Treactor: For anyone who has made over a mil on the stock market and grew up poor, did you ever tell your family? Do you tell your spouse or keep it a secret?
[+5] u/mebumboclot67: Inb4 rate hike and spy goes back to 720