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[+51] u/astromouse2024: I feel amazing having not participated in the ipo shenanigans
[+35] u/perceptive_AI: I'm already ready for the regardo spam that Elon is no longer a trillionaire when SpaceX dumps , please stop annoying me with these spam , no one gives a fk about these paper gains and losses , post only when he files a form 4
[+35] u/solidsneeze: when is the space x ipo?
[+26] u/Doughnutpower: The “Biggest IPO Ever” has nothing on SNDK.
[+25] u/darkspherei: in space everything is weightless except those bags
[+20] u/Bluesquare9: Micron you’ve brought disgrace to this family
[+20] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: RKLB announced it is entering the Nasdaq today and its down 10% lol
[+20] u/JellyfishFestival: The world's first trillionaire owns two companies each 25+ years old that lose money when combined.
You and I and all of us will make more operating income at our Wendy's job than he will next quarter.
What a world.
[+19] u/bitchfart007: I did 118 trades today on 0DTE for net +$1.18
[+17] u/moorhound: >Accounting for splits, TSLA went from around $2/share in 2012 to $400/share today. So, obviously, in 12 years SPCX will be worth $35000 a share and have a market cap of $800 trillion.
This is how Elon dickrider brains work
[+16] u/justaddcatalyst: Imagine posting in the daily thread
[+16] u/UAintNothin: Iran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing on Sunday
[+16] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Elon musk is a fåggot
[+15] u/Due-Dirt-8428: You’re not gonna believe this but 100% of all trillionaires are giant fucking dorks lmao
[+14] u/Valkorion335786: "So you bought gold at $5.5k few months ago because you thought it could reach $8k?"
"Yes, Dave."
"And now you want to sell it at $4.1k to buy the SpaceX IPO at a $1.77 trillion valuation because you think it can 10x?”
"That's correct, Dave."
[+13] u/old_loancraftsman: Israel about to bomb tf out of Lebanon and blow this thing up
[+13] u/por_que_: https://preview.redd.it/1jmqnc2hww6h1.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cb0b4a47019e25886e6896252ef8031f3035a27
[+12] u/One-Statistician4378: SpaceX hype is dead already
[+12] u/corndog_messiah: Sold all my IPO shares at 170. Easiest $105 I ever made
[+12] u/Bob_the_peasant: Anyone that thought spacex was going down on IPO day doesn’t understand how fake and gay the market is. Tesla has been trading at ridiculous multiples for years. They can do that here too, with like… two buttons. Until the day they want it to tank. But you won’t be getting the memo beforehand. Could be 6 months. Could be 6 years.
[+11] u/toost1cky: I am already down on SPCX
[+11] u/youreaditfirst: **we got a trillionare before gta6**
[+11] u/FLRugDealer: Made 64 trades to make \*checks notes\*
…$3. Have a good weekend yall and see all your positive energy to Donny and the deal
[+11] u/SteakEater137: The biggest gains today in SPY’s top 20 are both unprofitable: SPCX (+19%) and INTC (+6.5%)
Love this market.
[+10] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: Microsoft ended green lmao
[+10] u/baller1able: How this SPCX ipo was hyped I thought the stock would be over 200 by now 😂
[+10] u/SaveTheAles: Im too poor to become exit liquidity we are not the same.
[+10] u/oliver2022: I think this time the deal is real
[+10] u/Ok_Weekend_5692: Lost fucking $12k today in one trade. Fuck
[+10] u/YTLupo: **JUST SO WE ARE ALL CLEAR WE ARE GOING TO GO HIGHER FROM HERE ON OUT**
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Imagine celebrating an autist that is a trillionaire and does fuck all for society. SPY 1000 EOY
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: Past week has shown I am built too VOO and chill 😔
[+9] u/IndependentUsual7444: Who's in SPCX at $176 show yourself
[+9] u/Spy300: >IRAN'S ARAGHCHI: IF FINAL NEGOTIATION STAGE COMPLETED, AGREEMENT WILL BE SIGNED REMOTELY BY BOTH SIDES AND ANNOUNCED
Deal is a lock. Rate cuts are a lock.
[+9] u/KundaliniVibes: MSFT calls are so stupidly priced for a stock that barely moves
[+9] u/PaulRuddsDog: SPCX going to tank so fast. See ya’ll at the bottom
[+9] u/violet_evergarden8: Most anticipated and boring day ever.
[+9] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: There better be a deal on Monday or I’m suing.
[+9] u/HimothyCastagne: Please strike the deal mango. I’m full ported through the weekend
[+9] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: And honestly? You're right to feel angry about losing money in a bull market. That’s not weakness—that's a keen eye for value. Stocks *are* overvalued and only *you* noticed! But let's also look at the bigger picture—straight talk, no fluff.
[+9] u/JellyfishFestival: I know some folks made money in the week or two leading up to today, but holy shit the people who thought other space stocks would run up today were out of their mind.
Imagine taking a niche industry of small caps and dropping the most hyped IPO in history on top of it.
It's as if Google IPOed a $2T quantum computing company and you thought the play was to buy D-Wave
SpaceX blocks out the sun from all those smaller players for the foreseeable future.
[+9] u/PeeOnDusk: My uber driver paid $176 for space x and dropped me off on the wrong side of street. Chill out bro
[+9] u/ChipWong82: Lol dumb Virgins really thought retail buyers were dump enough to accidentally click on the wrong ticker.
[+9] u/Commercial_Ease8053: For those asking: yes, it’s still too early to buy spcx.
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: If MSFT can successfully reboot the Halo franchise, I’ll buy one share
[+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: 100% of trillionaires have accidently cut their own dick off.
[+8] u/Swiftnice: I can't wait to see how far SPCX falls once the lockups start expiring lol
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: SPY pamping AH
Fraud
[+8] u/Individual_Error_428: SpaceCock probably goes to 10 trillion, so NVDA can too
[+8] u/mikeytho1: We really live in a world where a company that doesn't make any money is worth 2 trillion dollars.
No, this is not a simulation.
[+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Peace deal over weekend. Calls
[+8] u/YOLOdollhair: Even after hours, just a fucking 30 degree angle up. No signs of slowing down.
[+8] u/AGener0usGod: Its unfortunate that i’m long on many positions except inside my pants.
[+7] u/pourhouse: Man, CNBC is pushing SHIT-X really hard.
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Monday +3% please and thank you
[+7] u/kawkface: I made $200 from SpaceX today. Time to go to Wendy's
[+7] u/Professional_Art3563: Kevin Warsh is going to redefine inflation to cut rates lmaoo
[+7] u/geddyclaus: Ceasefire until after the boss's birthday.
[+7] u/Frosty_Promise8050: CNBC headlines have been so funny today...
SPCX at 175 debut....
SPCX at 150 debut..
SPCX climbs 35%...
SPCX climbs 20%
SPCX closes at 161, 19% jump...
Man the media is crooked as fuck, they must be getting billions from Musk.
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: There are people that actually play roulette and just pick one number.
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: My portfolio went up $40 today.
Guess I'll take it.
[+7] u/Utilize3372: Real talk - What the fuck do you even do with 1,000,000,000,000? I can't even afford to buy food, and this mfr can buy the planet and have enough leftover for Mars.
Fuck me, I was born in the wrong body.
[+7] u/circadiggmigration: I feel bad Koreans couldn't mortgage everything they own for the biggest and greatest IPO in USA history.
[+7] u/ConcernedPen15: so what ticker are people going to confuse for anthropic?
[+7] u/ChampagnePapi-: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+7] u/vanceraa: if cash burning spacex gets this much attention, anthropic may be valued above global m2 at this rate
[+7] u/vanceraa: 1 trillion dollars is enough to give every single person on earth 8 billion dollars
makes ya think 🤔
[+7] u/JellyfishFestival: In the wreckage of 'other space stocks' I think RKLB is a buy on the Nasdaq 100 inclusion, and it's at a likely round number support zone on the chart.
[+7] u/clintgreasewoood: A whole weekend of national and local news reporting on SPCX big IPO day, were going to have retail frenzy with every weekend golfer,wine mom, and old folks home resident looking for their lotto ticket. I honestly think this is hitting 180 on Monday.
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: So that was weird.
It behaved like a totally normal, bullish IPO.
🧐🧐🧐🧐
[+6] u/Apfelmoes_: 24 THOUSAND comments today, well done guys!
[+6] u/HAND__EGG: Anyone know what the fuck is wrong with google and when its going to stop drilling?
HOLY FUCK
[+6] u/Ozqi: Market will be green on Monday since 🥭’s bday falls on Sunday. Last two birthdays SPY ended the market up 1%
[+6] u/King_Credit: Damn what a theta day…. IV was crazy expensive too
[+6] u/ComfortableSweet1965: Peace (of shit) Deal
[+6] u/BigBritches619: So tired of hearing a new ceasefire and us iran deal is near every day
[+6] u/sirkarmalots: Spcx blew up all my other holding
[+6] u/srnx: MU you used to be cool, what happened
[+6] u/widerdog: never buying 2 day calls ever again
[+6] u/LadderAdmirable: Sunday is all about birthday celebrations. No chance Iran pulls any shenanigans to spoil the party.
[+6] u/SteakEater137: People make fun of Wendys but it actually makes more than SpaceX, OK?
Same with all those guys behind the Wendys
[+6] u/amanj41: !banbet SPCX 100 36w
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: I, personally, look forward to Iran controlling the strait forever and to giving Iran $20 billion. So bullish for semiconductors and rocket ships!
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Behold, I am become bagholder
[+5] u/HywayKind: is there a prediction market for ufc dc fighter collapsing due to heat and bug bites
[+5] u/pajaemainroad: Quite anti climatic today
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Taking my wife to somewhere special tonight (it's Olive Garden).
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: Such a shit day, fuck Elon fuck Peace deals
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: paper trillionaire LMFAO
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Hopefully you guys are having some sex this weekend
[+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: On Monday we're gonna hit NVDA hard and fast. Enough of this grab-ass ok.
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: yep that's right SPY pump on a Friday AH
FUCK
[+5] u/bluen: Top of the dot com as they say
[+5] u/dickwheelies: On the surface the deal sounds like its not going to go through
[+5] u/tocinoman: In the last eight minutes of 0DTEs I managed to scratch after being down $1,200 🤌
[+5] u/Fantastic_Mongoose_4: SpaceX robbed the Market today. Bullshit.
[+5] u/wmzula: I feel terrible, cuz i bet on Canada...
[+5] u/1200ikeatables: MSFT gaining more after hours than in the entire day
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: Guess the clown who bought SPCX at $175? That's right know I know how it feels to be musked in the ass
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT $450 end of next week!
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Up +101% this week. I survived the Great Recession on June 10th!
[+5] u/aegiroth: so how many bagholders bought space x at 170$ here today
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Theta doesn’t count over the weekends, right?
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: First trillionaire minted, rockets are flying, AI is flying to space, compute is enlarging, power is increasing, war is raging, petrodollar is dying, carbon civilization is crumbling while the silicon one is MOONING… who’s next? I guess NVDA to 1000 is not a meme.
[+5] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: Yay ah moon means war is over fr fr :) see you Monday with my Porsche
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Puts on Canada, calls on Bosnia
[+5] u/optionsCone: **SpaceX = Verizon + Boeing + Lockheed Martin + AWS + Nvidia + a lunar transportation network**
[+5] u/wyudtix: SPY was green today but I made 4k in profits on SPY puts today. Go figure
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I panic-bought semis this morning because I feared I might miss out on the recovery, seems it was a good call
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Is MU gonna start creeping up with earnings coming in 2 weeks
[+5] u/AvocadoPurees: If you want to understand why people are buying 100x a revenue of a company you need to first understand why some gooners bought bath water from a cosplayer or something like that.
[+5] u/youreaditfirst: There is going to be so many millionaires being made from SpaceX 😵 where they fuck they at? All we did was making billionaires trillionares. Make the rich richer
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: All the funds who did not get SPCX will put their money back to SPY/QQQ over the weekend. 5% gap up coming on deal confirmation.
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: Now that market is closed, you can resume the war again dahnald. Just make sure to end it before monday
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # The greatest wealth transfer to a ketamine fueled conman is in motion.
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[+36] u/PositiveEdge4361: They say the first trillion is the hardest
[+22] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: i am in absolute awe looking at what my impulsivity and self destructive tendencies have wrought
[+16] u/AlmostAsianJim: Help me. My account has fallen and cannot get back up.
[+15] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: CNN did a montage of the 39 times Trump said a deal with Iran was happening.
How in the FUCK does this market keep rallying on this stupid bullshit man
[+14] u/AquamDeus: lmao those regards hyping up SPCE and it dumps 30% on SPCX IPO day
[+14] u/TheRealArmament: Something about one person having a higher net worth than Berkshire Hathaway’s market cap doesn’t sit right with me
[+14] u/CD274: Spcx free money they say
Know what's actually free money
Dips on memory
[+13] u/NachoSleeves: Texting my parents “Dear Valued Investors,…” after being margin called
[+13] u/zjz: I moved banbets to the new app but it's probably a little buggy still. Your stats aren't gone I just have to migrate them next week.
Either sometime tonight or monday there will be a new UI for it and you'll be able to see people's bets on the price charts.
[+13] u/JoChase956: Made 200$ on my 7 Shares and will happily take my 60 day ban.
[+13] u/iiGoodVibesii: Imagine not being invested in Sandisk. I'd hate myself.
[+12] u/Strangerdanger8812: My heart goes out to you.
[+12] u/schwalbatros: So you 🫵 bought stock of the company run by a nazi with a breeding fetish who spent the last five years in the k-hole?
[+12] u/lipmanz: That was more boring than I expected
[+12] u/QuantrixQuintrix: I’m going back to AI, fuck these space stonks
[+11] u/extrabigbrain: imagine being a VC bro and just schmoozing your way through life.
[+11] u/Affectionate_Fan_617: I thought regards will accidentally buy SPCE and pump it. Turns out I was the actual regard 🤡
[+11] u/guccioli: Weekends are for fucking fat hoes, not chatting. You guys need to get your shit together
[+11] u/Sea_Trip_8941: War ends over the weekend. World peace is brought onto the world. And spy gaps up 10% Monday. You heard it here first
[+11] u/TheSauce69: How retarded does Reddit think I am to connect my brokerage to their shitty app
[+11] u/Bichael-Murry: apparently meta asked its employees to stop using ai 'too much' because it is costing them billions
fucking lol at this ai slop tbh
[+11] u/Bichael-Murry: can't wait for sunday cage fight at the white house
what a time line to be alive tbh, fucking lol
[+10] u/EnginrA: SpaceX market cap is same as Meta with less than one-tenth of Meta’s revenue
[+10] u/TequilaTrader: Sold my SPCX at 172. I feel good about that
[+10] u/RJ5R: Let's all take a moment of silence for the regards who bought SPCX at the top today
They're already -9% in the pooper
[+10] u/Ancient_Influence389: Me the last few days: I will not buy SpaceX, I will wait when the volatility is down and consider reinvesting then.
Also me .00000001 seconds after the IPO dropped:
https://preview.redd.it/68mk460m1x6h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=416ab3f17644043d25f7b39ce32675f92446f906
[+9] u/TheoryInttro: For all the hype, today could have been an email.
[+9] u/No-Put2311: Is it just me or was day 1 of the SPCX ipo kinda underwhelming? Just did a round trip and created some baggies who thought buying it at +30% was a smart investing strategy
[+9] u/HeavyArmsJin: You know what at the very least the richest man in the world should have no need to rug pull his stock to make himself even more money right
[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: You just know theres a guy that got allocated 2 shares out of his 25 then FOMOd in at 171
[+9] u/Moddingspreee: Best way to cope with having unrealised losses?
[+9] u/Leaguefizzics: Up 233% YTD are you fucking regarded
[+8] u/heikici: I Hope all of elons fanboy migrate from Tesla to SpaceX so we can at least crash one shitcompany from existence
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: Im going to tell my grandkids that the makers of tang did more to bring us closer to reaching mars than Elon
[+8] u/ernestomn98: Today I became a long term investor of the spice.... A virgin investor 😓 only invested 3k tho
[+8] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: 1v1 Israel vs Iran. No help from the refs (USA)
[+8] u/Icy_Extension_6857: There must be so many angry redditors because of spacex today lol
[+8] u/DoggingInaLancia: Made 100 bucks, thanks Elmo.
[+8] u/sftheory: I am the world’s first trillionaire in terms of love. 🥰 have a great weekend yall.
[+8] u/znightmaree: Pretty big semi forming in my shorts rn
[+7] u/RN_Geo: So, +19% kinda a flop, yeah??
[+7] u/EnginrA: Anyone buy SPCX at $175? It might not get there again for a while
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Caroline gotta wait bit longer:
FTX co-founder and former CEO Sam Bankman-Fried lost a bid to overturn his 25-year prison sentence and fraud conviction Friday, with a panel of federal appeals judges unanimously upholding the verdict.
[+7] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Explosions in hormuz, again
[+7] u/Incognadeau: Will Bibi and Iran send rockets in celebration of Donnie’s birthday?
[+7] u/zeebee098: I deserve that money more than Elon 😡
[+7] u/oldprecision: I thought AI getting answers from reddit was a meme, now I see that anytime google ai answers a query the top link in traditional search is the reddit post where it got the answer. LMAO.
[+7] u/Kattilaeikka: If you think AI capex is too much wait till you hear how much capex colonizing space requires.
[+7] u/Diet_Water: RKLB an absolute steal rn. NASDAQ 100 inclusion, proton imminent, space front and center. Ez $300 stock from here
[+7] u/DahyunDabFan: That can’t make me exit liquidity if i’m not liquid 🧠
[+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Have a nice weekend degens! Take care ❤️
[+7] u/Altair82: so much elon obsession on reddit both good and bad lol
celebrity obsession is so weird
[+7] u/Classic_Dust_8572: Over hype, under perform!
[+7] u/sidslidkid: I’m ready for the next news cycle
[+7] u/gregory601: Got my azz kicked in the market today. Need to go reevaluate my life.
[+7] u/LopsidedAssistance90: Calling it now, big dip either Monday or Tuesday once all the news stations starting running their "omgz Fed rate hike incoming!!1!" Stories, followed by a surge on Wednesday once it's confirmed to be a nothing burger.
[+6] u/guccioli: People used to be talking about shit like yachts and lambos here, who even wants that? Give me 2m and a home and I’m never even thinking about working again
[+6] u/Slabbed1738: Someone found the polymarket profile of the guy with huge bet on SpaceX
https://polymarket.com/@0x16c7f9b7b239c980929a2aa5d53b23c5cac03931-1769017422369
[+6] u/No-Intention-8907: Elon can't cash out for one year. He might be a millionaire by then.
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: That's all folks, recession is canceled. We'll, until the next truth social post at 2am threatening Iran with obliteration.
[+6] u/vermilli21: Since me and 🥭 both have the same birthday, I hope he wishes for ATH on Monday open like me
[+6] u/Snowman33001: All I can do now is bend over and pray for mercy.
Luckily that’s also what I enjoy doing.
[+6] u/goldenlamp: What a time to be alive
[+6] u/mneymaker: Is there any other sophisticated regard here that remembers MU lagging some days against a SNDK run but then it catches similar rips? I think it was around April-May.
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Can't believe Roku was up +20% on the same day SpaceX went IPO. You should have bought your money on that!!
[+6] u/Fast_Signature7684: if instead of daytrading i had just invested in spy i would have 240$ less, totally worth the 20000hours invested.
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: MU going red is hilarious when SNDK is up 5%
[+6] u/guccioli: I’m about to be banned anyone wanna go on a date with me?
👇 All of these dudes are gay 👇
[+6] u/PossibleLack835: god please just give me a 200 bagger and i will be on my way out of options trading
[+6] u/Efficient_Equal6467: this regard elmo is worlds first trillionaire
[+6] u/guccioli: Where the tortas at?
[+6] u/RJ5R: so under the hood:
\- it's a profitable satellite internet service provider
\- with another division that leases compute to others but still not only loses money but arguably has the worst of the AI models that consistently goes full blown racist and they can't seem to fix it (it's so bad, their own engineers don't even use it for tasks and instead use other AI models)
\- whose other division offers commercial launch services to the US Government, also at a loss
\--> with a CEO who said in the prospectus they have a TAM greater than the GDP of the united states and will be building cities on other planets
[+6] u/spluff94: SPCE under 3 next week? what do you think guys?
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: You're gonna end up paying Iran 250 billion lmao. How the fuck can a society accept such utter incompetence?
[+6] u/Funny_Story2759: SpaceX has about the same revenue as Kellogg's
[+6] u/Thotmas01: Monday green af. I’ve got an ache in my knees whispering to me about the future.
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: Holding calls and praying for peace over the weekend, I’m such a good man
[+6] u/MoesOtherBar: Seriously, who's buying SpaceX 4 months before 55% of the shares exit their lockup period?
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Why do I still hear about George Soros? If people were to be believed he’s fucking Emperor Palpatine. And like Palpatine, the vast conspiracy he is supposed to have orchestrated is an incredible piece of fiction….
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Nasa etf is the shittiest etf
[+6] u/Obvious_Mark5693: Jim Cramer losing his marbles over this one
[+5] u/z3r3f07: Generational spce holders rise up
[+5] u/general-meowington: there's too many big players on ai, some of them will fall eventually, its just the law of the land. my speculation is zucks first, given his previous track record
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Outer space data centers? Living on Mars? Mining asteroids?
This dude punked us all. He watched some sci-fi movies while high and says to himself; I got an idea to milk $2 trillion dollars from people
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: Cash gang weekend. Bong hits and beers by the pool tomorrow
[+5] u/Choice-Ad-4235: Watching Canada vs Bosnia you Canadians ain't half bad - signed an English man
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: So, Elon single-handedly owns what % of the market?
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: And now for my next market manipulation trick: "Cuba"
[+5] u/No_Economist3815: Somebody please do a wellness check on u redacted. That boy is not well. Leading the retard parade daily. Lmao!
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: The big problem with anthropic and openai is that you kind of need to be non-retarded to use their products and get real value out.
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: So what did we learn today? 🧐
[+5] u/Haunting_Ad_6021: Short week next week, casino closed Friday for Juneteenth....
[+5] u/Unfamous_Trader: Having a crush on a coworker in corporate America is like both the best and worst feeling of all time
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: Everyone vote me into the senate, i'll ban markets being closed on holidays and force a minimum of half days.
I will also share 1 insider trade per quarter!
[+5] u/kim82352: > UAE paid Iran $3B, agreed to release $10B more to halt attacks - Reuters
[+5] u/EngineerElectrical73: Elon Musk should at least give free access to Grok to SpaceX investors so if they become bag holders they can get free emotional support.
[+5] u/filitupagain: Here’s a question, if this IPO sucked in hundreds of billions, and the rest of the market kept rising (albeit slowly) alongside it, where TF did all of this liquidity just come from?
[+5] u/kemar7856: On to the next pump openAI and anthropic ipo
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: kind of glad that we did not have a euphoric market today. means we can go slowly up, bullish year ahead still.
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: come on babrie lets go party
[+5] u/fooish_moral: space so fake and ghey
[+5] u/Sector7B: The fuck was with those $241 million calls on INTC? Did 🥭 discover options???
[+5] u/Defiant-Platform-804: The rug is not pulled YET!
[+5] u/Stack_Johnson: Thank god it’s the weekend, the market can’t hurt me anymore
[+5] u/johndsmits: If you bought today 10 shares of SNDK would have made more coin than 10 share of SPCX.
funDAmentals people.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: I think the thing nobody is pricing in right now is at which point the cost of chips and memory and AI compute and all that bullshit is greater than the cost of just hiring a human to do whatever thing
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: Put $500 in gambling account. Shoot up $2500 on random tweet. Next day place it all on MU calls. Get theta cucked. Sell at massive loss. Right back to $500.
[+5] u/general-meowington: im going to create a browser plugin that just blanks out a persons comment thats mentioning spcx. that's all this sub has become and its getting old very fast
[+5] u/AtlasOS: Just work hard and you too can be a trillionaire.
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Coreweave joining nasdaq 100 forcing people to buy it, bullish
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Hit on mother in law. Lose money in the divorce.
[+18] u/sloanemonroe: Mistake I make constantly: I see something that might be fun for a “quick trade to make a couple hundred” and buy a couple calls/puts just for fun. Then it immediately goes in the wrong direction so I double down. And it keeps going in the wrong direction so I double down again. And now it’s no longer just a fun little “who cares” trade anymore. I NEED TO QUIT FUCKING DOING THAT.
[+16] u/Prestigious_Map_4564: Im feeling very highly regarded right now. Looks like im in with Richard Branson for the long haul.
[+15] u/WillTheGreat: For those chasing SPCX puts next week, remember RIVN ran up 70% over 5 straight days after IPO and they dont have this level of retard strength behind it. All while people were complaining about valuation.
[+14] u/WalrusHonda: My god X is a hell hole of bots and brain rot these days lol
[+13] u/Meeting_Ok2: Cant wait to lose money on SPCX options
[+13] u/ClevelandSteamer81: “Look, nobody — and I mean NOBODY — has been in more perfect positions than me. Incredible positions. The best positions. Two days in a row, folks, two days in a row.
Yesterday? I’m short the ES. Beautiful short. Up six hundred dollars — which by the way is a lot of money, very impressive — and I’m heading straight to my profit target. Now was it a perfect profit target? No. Frankly it was a terrible target. Sad, even. But we were getting there. And then — BOOM. Somebody decided to open his big beautiful mouth and I got stopped out for a thousand dollars. A THOUSAND dollars. Just like that.
So today — and this shows you how smart I am, I learn, I adapt, nobody adapts like me — I flip long. Tremendous long. Up five hundred, moving beautifully, and I say to myself, ‘once we hit six hundred, we move that stop to breakeven.’ Very disciplined. Very presidential, actually.
BAM. Stopped out. A thousand dollars. Gone.
Now here’s where it gets interesting — and people are saying this, a lot of people — I doubled down. Was that the right move? Many experts are saying yes, actually. But we lost two thousand more dollars almost immediately. Almost immediately!
And I’ll tell you what — this guy has it out for me. Personally. It’s a witch hunt on my trading account. Total persecution. Totally unfair. Many people are saying it.”
[+12] u/sdanielsmith: I caught the IPO, and just like I expected, this stupid stock went to $3.90.
[+11] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I was actually up way more overnight. kinda gay when that happens
[+11] u/Hot_Sacks: I’m such a greedy POS why can’t I just take profits mid-day after my calls rip hard.
[+11] u/Purple_Bearkat: I’m all for capitalism but someone being a trillionaire while so many others are struggling seems cunty and sort of wrong.
He figured out a way to accumulate it, so fair game. Doesn’t mean it’s not over the top.
[+10] u/HarryBallZach812: He’s worth over 1000 Billion.
Most here don’t even have a 1000 single dollars 🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Is there anything in this world more useless than Robinhood monthly statements?
[+10] u/-IQ200: Wiped 3 weeks of profits in the past 2 trading days. MM thanks me for my volunteer service.
[+10] u/Competitive_Ride: Imagine not wearing a Gucci tracksuit when you’re that rich
[+10] u/McClintockC: Made a couple hundred today
Thinking about selling trading courses
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Nvda price action is fucking dogshit
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Elon Musk's aura has created 2 trillion dollar companies both with a bag of chips in revenue
[+9] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Not only does the US now negotiate with terrorists they now pay them billions of dollars!
\- Shart of the deal, too much winning
[+9] u/automagic_username: I think you should recklessly hold no matter what way it goes, disregarding your reasonable first plan
[+9] u/LemurLord: Put the cat down sir
[+8] u/nasdaqslut: I’m normally not really a fuck the billionaires kinda guy but fuck Elon fr
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: He wouldn’t lie about a peace deal 38 times right?
[+8] u/-IQ200: My 80k generational debt is literally less than a penny to our newest trillionaire.
Thriving in the K^etamine shaped economy.
[+8] u/daviper87: HI I’M THE CEO OF SPACEX, THIS IS THE EARNINGS CALL FOR Q2. WE DID $5BN REVENUE 🤡
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: A wise regard earlier today said that spcx is dead to him until the option chain is alived. Truer words have never been spoken.
[+7] u/Short-Mixture1823: Guys, what's the move? I want to get into growth stocks with Nov dated calls. FEED ME
[+7] u/aa73gc: You know what I think we need? More spacex threads
[+7] u/tortoisepump: Can't wait for the juicy loss porn once SPCX options become available next week. Gonna keep my powder dry, so to speak.
[+7] u/early-retirement-plz: They make them that small?
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #first trillionare is an african is so unamerican
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: I think it’s best if most of you boys bought 1 share of SpaceEx then walked away from trading for the next ten years.
This is financial advice.
[+6] u/HarryBallZach812: It feels so good to have made bank this week, and go into the weekend 100% cash
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: Well since I’m not going to be the first trillionaire I might as well kick it and have a good weekend 🤷🏻♂️
[+6] u/Jadedtrader33: You retards make me sick.
All that talk about the stupid Spacex ipo.
I can buy a random meme stock and get a 30% pump.
Fucking retards. 🫵🤡
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: How did he become the richest man in the world?
*Two words: Mecha Hitler*
[+6] u/Iucki: Losing money on a Friday is the absolute worst
[+6] u/ferrx: My wife dumped her boyfriend because I bought SPCX at IPO
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: He should buy a yacht with a pool with a yacht in it
[+6] u/The_Cornwallis: Ended green this week, all I care about.
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Elon Musk + 0 earnings = trillion dollar company why doesn't he just start more companies is he stupid?
[+6] u/sp7yyz: $SPCX will hit $99 down the road
[+6] u/-MullerLite-: They all pumped yesterday, did you ask why that happened also?
[+6] u/hotCupADank: Fuck living in the moment. Always be on your phone posting here
[+6] u/drakilian: Japan for the past 6 months:
"We're going to raise rates"
"We're really going to do it"
"I'm telling you we'll do it"
"Rates going up soon"
"It's going to happen"
"Oh Iran war? Fuck yeah we're raising rates"
BOJ on Monday: +.25%
What WSB people who never shut up about the yen carry trade think will happen: "OH MY GOD BOJ RAISED RATES OH FUCK OH SHIT WHO COULD HAVE EVER SEEN THIS COMING OH GOD NO NOT LIKE THIS!!!!"
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: when they become available
[+5] u/Cockballzz: Release SPCX options so I can buy puts!!!
[+5] u/DarkR124: Nice little $5K day from timing the RKLB bottom almost perfectly + some RDW calls.
Holding RKLB. Think it’s going to go really strong next week with its inclusion. Easy money.
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Nasa etf is a fucking piece of shit, ruined my returns from yesterdays positions. Absolute fucking joke of an investment respective to the market.
[+5] u/NPIRACKS: If I hear the word SpaceX again...
[+5] u/PlasticTailor4737: Welp I bought rklb calls, hopefully it bounces back to the $125-$130 range again
[+5] u/Isaiah4206940332: Do we think SPY hits 760 on Monday?
[+5] u/whyshw: Space isn’t real anyways
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: There are still people who have to call a broker to place trades. 😬
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: they always ask for fries in the bag but never stop to ask themselves whether fries really should be in the bag
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Elona afriifcan musk can basically cure cancer, but this fool wants to send trash to space lmaooooo
[+5] u/Extension_Lynx_7091: i bought SNDK at 185, and then i trimmed it when it 2x, 4x and 6x. i guess i shouldve been buying it everytime it hit a new level what a dummy
[+5] u/GrandKnew: the fact that the world now has trillionaires means a million is now more accessible to you 🫵
rejoice
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #"peace plan coming soon after I fall asleep in front of the TV" - COMMANDER IN CHIEF
[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: !banbet SPCX 135 14d
[+5] u/WillemBrandsma: What the fuck.
That's not what I expected to see today.
[+5] u/stellarlunarr: For all the hype around the SPCX ipo, it was very underwhelming.
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Bullish close on SPY, SpaceX bullshit is finally over, world did not end. Rotation back into semis next week
[+5] u/Sea_Condition_6999: Would have been even for the week if I didn't buy a bunch of dumb OTM 0DTE spy today.
I'll figure it out one of these days.
[+5] u/DealerOk4741: He finally stopped using logic and bought SPY calls? Dump it
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Canadian soccer stadium is quieter than a library LMAO🤌
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: retail investors buying SpaceX hoping to get in and cash out like early Tesla retail investors.
[+5] u/Ohlele: People here are too obsessed with Iran war. I am telling you now a new AI crash is coming next week and the real reason is the cost of AI tokens. Look at Meta's announcement today about AI tokens. Same for MSFT a few weeks ago. More companies will announce a similar thing from next week on.
[+5] u/Ok_Buffalo2027: Why tf is Roku up 20%
[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: The intraday moves have been so fkn shitty this week just to screw over all the Pdt ppl shits crazy
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: For how mild this hype machine was I would be shaking in my boots if I were anthropic and openai
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Has anyone even seen space? I don’t think that shits real
[+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Just got paid and invested it all in 3 Fable prompts
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: gonna tank Monday if no deal by then
[+5] u/tortoisepump: Is this the new berhunter
[+15] u/falling_knives: According to ChatGPT, if SPCX hits $330, Musk will be worth $2 trillion.
Guys, the first trillion is always the hardest. After that, it's pretty easy.
[+13] u/SetRestart: #I'm so fucking sick of you Bers edging me with a 2008 level crash. I want a generational dip more than you want to be right
[+13] u/nomar_ramon: Guys, I bought SpaceX but it is currently down -32.29%, at the current price 3.88. What now?
[+12] u/CardiologistEqual336: driving to work because i bought crypto instead of stocks
[+11] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: So SPCX didn't moon, but also didn't crash.
Early buyers are up a bit. Most average buyers are down a bit.
So both SPCX bears and SPCX bulls turned out to be just as regarded as expected.
[+11] u/mmaisumm: Right now theres a dude on the front page with 4k upvotes on his post that just lost -200K betting on this IPO lmao
[+11] u/PhIegms: I wonder if there's a way to hedge rocket explosions with polymarket and options. Like buy calls before each launch but put a small bet on an explosion.
[+10] u/Consistent_Chart_664: iF yOu BuY tHE sPacEX IpO YouU’re GoINg to Be ExIT lIqUIDity!!!
stfu you just wanted to say exit liquidity to appear smart. Meanwhile I’m up 6 k and I expect it to continue going higher for a minute because insiders are locked.
Seriously the amount of times I saw that over the past month was fuckin insane. Yeah it’s a heavily manipulated pump and future dump, but if you can’t handle other people making easy money stfu and go enjoy your can of black beans and rice in silence
[+10] u/neariced: Pour one out for SPCE regards
[+9] u/WrexyWrex: Here is the confusing thing to me about Elon Musk
I talked to a woman who works with him closely pre covid, and she was preaching stuff like we need to expand the pool of people who get the right education and right opportunity to show they can contribute to broader humanities' technology. She swore up and down that this was the culture at Tesla and all of his companies.
Fast-forward after Covid, we have the most Eugenics attitude about society writ large. I think this guy is so egotistical that if he is told no by anyone they end up on his shit list forever and he wants to kill them.
He planned to have deals with a lot of countries to source materials that didn't pan out like he thought and he's basically turned it into a revenge tour.
[https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/nigerian-authorities-rejected-elon-musks-pursuit-strategic](https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/nigerian-authorities-rejected-elon-musks-pursuit-strategic)
You can draw a map and do some digging on who rejected Elon and how he has behaved toward them and it will all make sense.
My question is how is someone that is so basic become so rich? Is it really just about being born into wealth and having the connections? Seems like a very depressing world structure.
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: Who bought SPCX today?
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Healthy pullback for the space economy. Bought more ASTS and RKLB. RKLB feels like a no brainer with nasdaq100 inclusion
[+8] u/skymagic: so many baddies outside, better go inside before I get snatched up 🤓
[+7] u/Berto_: How do I bet on 🥭 falling asleep during the ufc fight?
[+7] u/Amateur_tarded: I have become the very type of adult I swore not to be as a kid, and I am not sure who to blame
[+7] u/niceguy897: musk turns his popularity into stock price, this is a known fact. tesla makes a third of what toyota makes but is 6 times more valuable. trading at a whopping 317 p/e. the entire valuation is built on robotaxi and humanoid robots which is my ass.
spacex is no different. it's not even profitable. one day both companies will fuck investors in the ass.
[+6] u/Candid_Consequence94: Money rotation from MU and AMD into MSFT next week
[+6] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Out there, a complete and utter regard is going to crawl into bed, put their head on their pillow and think “I’m a trillionaire”
Meanwhile, I’m out here getting hassle for taking two pennies from the leave a penny tray.
[+6] u/Siriricu20: SPCX will moon when they add options 🤌
[+6] u/Alarming_Assistant21: Some idiot told me to buy ondas calls for Monday
So.i just lit $1500 on fire 🔥 apparently
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Bought some stonks and I am 1% down. Makes me freak the fuck out, wtf is wrong with me
[+6] u/niceguy897: if you think this stock market price is real and not pumped artificially to hype people up around ipos and tech stocks, i wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours.
i still remember mbs pumping oil by 10% before aramco ipo. i think this is the way things are.
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Pentagon released more UFO 🛸 files to distract regards
One video was shot last year and it looks like someone recorded it on a VHS camcorder from the 80s. 😤
[+6] u/chiurro: FELLOW REGARDS I HAVE A QUESTION
WHEN CAN WE START TRADING OPTIONS ON SPCX
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: You know it is not a bubble even your Uber driver know about the IPO.
[+6] u/MoistSpyBuy: Had to speculate on the volumes of ingredients. Drank one glug vodka for every half glug triple sec, chewed with ice, and then a full ginger beer to rinse the vomit out of my mouth. 1/4 lemon squeezed right into the eyes. This drink is shit dude.
[+5] u/nyse25: what do you guys want to be when you grow up?
[+5] u/AmeriMan2: Bols couldn't even make it back to 750!
#How pathetic
[+5] u/Cav829: Somebody needs to reboot the stock market. It's not working.
[+5] u/SetRestart: When will Bers learn valuations and earnings mean nothing anymore?
This isn't the 1920s real investors move on vibes now
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I bought spcx at $175 why it stops going up?
[+5] u/Amateur_tarded: Some of you deserve a certified retard badge
[+5] u/type_error: Trillionaire.
To put in perspective: if you had a million bucks, Elon is a million times richer than you.
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: When you complain boomers get their house for a penny now it is prefect time to buy a land in Mars
[+5] u/sounbaggie: So tilted still, enjoy that 2k fuckin asshole market
[+5] u/Apple2o: That’s it lads
Hate all you want but musk prints
[+5] u/wildcat1055: UFC fight at the White House and you didn't load calls?
[+5] u/Street-Badger: So you can be included in an index even if you have essentially no corporate governance (or governance by a single minority shareholder). That’s cool. (I have no position and like the rockets, but dislike the man)
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I like the way this fella values his SPCX
https://preview.redd.it/ysqi69h2ox6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93455067f432e379c2ef5ed328692f0e1c7c973f
[+5] u/noahbrewer24: How long until fractional shares are available for SpaceX do you think?
[+5] u/cgonz15: Buying SNXX on Monday and retiring
[+5] u/claytondpark: SpaceX worth more than meta, almost as much as amzn and 75% of MSFT. What a joke 🤣
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: what a horrible trading day. some of these charts are disgusting. look at god damn PLTR ta fuck is that shit
[+5] u/DesktopSurfer: Realistically how fucked am I for holding $744 Spy calls over the weekend.
I'm gonna need Doland and Iran to make babies together and give us free oil.
[+5] u/--CoolStoryBro--: Owns a dysfunctional electric car company. Do Nazi salute. Now is a trillionaire.
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: Why not making trading 24 hours
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Yeah smartypants ik SpCx is OvErVAlued.
But I also don't say no to free money.
[+5] u/illegaltaco420: Calls on HOODs next earnings. World Cup going to create some gamblers
[+5] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: PLTR is a punk ass bitch
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Purchased intel at 125 a share am i still early? 🤔
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Im lowkey happy that spacex was a happy market day. 🙂
> its been too long since we had a nice day where it just felt like a party 🙂
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: After that insane run last year, PLTR is now only 4% away from it’s 52 week low 😆
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Created** ▲
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SPY** | $770.00 (above) | $741.64 | +3.8% | 60 minutes |
*5-day ban if this doesn't hit.*
[+5] u/Total-Savings6385: Anyone bought today bought the top
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: Maybe. How is your gag reflex?
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: His handlers told him how bad their portfolios would look if he continued the nonsense
[+5] u/Temporary-Impact5279: If one calls it "soccer" it's usually a sign
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Created** ▲
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SPY** | $760.00 (above) | $742.05 | +2.4% | Jun 19, 9:35 PM |
*5-day ban if this doesn't hit.*
[+11] u/Specific-Path3179: remember everybody predicted SPCX would cause a market implosion
[+9] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: ASTS cfo dumping stock on the heads of retail
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: Being a mid white guy makes you popular with latinas and asians surprisingly
[+8] u/permanent_pixel: buckle up guys, we are going to the moon.
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Bro is almost at end of lifespan, worth 8 billion and still trying to grift a few more bucks with gold coins. C'mon man!!
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: So iran is getting billions in the first part of the "deal" so when they get to the nuclear topic they can just disagree again and keep the money
[+8] u/Overall_Option_8883: Loaded up with RKLB today. This selloff was over done
[+8] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Hey siri when’s my fertility window, looking to get creamed
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: Bro she started making out the moment I got to her place. Can’t we just sit and watch the game 😔😔
[+7] u/LeakMyBigBowls: All I need is a measly +1% on Monday
[+7] u/LeakMyBigBowls: My heart sunk today. Now time to have a horrible weekend
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I'm so in on this bubble 🫴🫧
[+7] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: Feels like Ryan Cohen is dumb like a fox.
[+7] u/stupidber: If you don't get them to put every single topping and condiment on your Subway sammich you're leaving money on the table
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: 1 man worth a trillion while most can't afford to even pay attention much less buy food. Crazy times!!
[+7] u/Oatmeal_Raisin_: People keep using arguments against SpaceX by using logical statements relating to their financials and their financial future. But, they will likely trade more like Tesla and trade more like an NFT. Their sub even has tons of people investing “to own history” rather than any realistic future growth
[+7] u/fatmummy222: Never bet against America. Unless it’s the World Cup. $100 on Paraguay 🇵🇾
[+7] u/DRUMGODUM: ASTS back to 100 on Monday?
[+6] u/nebula504: Damn was up 8k to down 4k, 0dte is so damn addictive I can’t help myself I should quit now before I lose it all lol
[+6] u/sekak77: “It’s already priced in” - no peace deal
[+6] u/Background-Nothing71: This weekend there will be a deal, I can feel it in my plumbs.
[+6] u/MrBlueEyedFox: People forget that nothing ever happens and stocks go up. Just go long or buy calls. Bears keep trying to be smart. Just go long and be bull. That easy. Don't overcomplicate something simple.
[+6] u/quantumlyregarded: I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
[+6] u/Accomplished_Book334: I had a friend in college who would only date fat chicks. When I asked him why he said, "I just want more." and I think about that like every week lol. It's like if you can only have one size fries with your Wendy's you'll go for the large.
[+6] u/No_Finding_9054: I been waiting for months to try to profit off space X. Watch me miss the boat and that shit rockets to outerspace while im paralyzed in fear to jump in. Then when I finally do that shit drops 30% lmaooo
[+6] u/Fun_Reporter9086: Will be beating it three times on the weekend on each day.
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Obama phones for space
[+6] u/Donuts4Breakfast: Why? I mean as a bag holder I hope so
[+5] u/tim_hanby: What happened to my RKLB? Will it come back?
[+5] u/PalpateMe: Spy calls for monday
[+5] u/SpacemanfromEarth: I feel that the weekend will bring boomer money to spacex - they’ll read the weekend news and call up their stock broker like a boomer and ask for spacex. Also regarded managers will read the news in their day off and then place a fuck load of buy orders. Monday it’ll open up very bigly and then dump back to 170.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Nasdaq futures on Monday are gonna tell us if we're headed higher for awhile or if today was a lower high.
the orange dude said he expects *the deal* to be done *sometime this weekend* . If that happens we'll probably gap up, but I wouldn't hold my breath considering his track record
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Anyone know any like “side hustles” I can do? Getting bored of trading
[+5] u/ModeForJoe: My Prediction: There will be online finance bros that trade out of a van with cell/starlink and a laptop, all to follow starship launches that are landing during trading hours. all just to short the hell out of spcx if something "rapidly dissasembles". they'll get some big hits, we'll be jealous, it'll be great.
[+5] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: I missed SPCX IPO while working fixed income. Wat happen?
[+5] u/aurorasavm: i've become obsessed with someone in my past
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: 10 nickel dickin shares fuck off etrade
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Casino is closed, time to be a menace on reddit 🦹♂️
[+5] u/Vlisa: SNDK split pls. I want to buy options for less than 180k.
[+5] u/imustbegthequestion: I'm printing now. Thank you MSFT margins.
[+5] u/lardexDofB: Loaded the boat on 2x leveraged ASTS at close, pray for me regards
[+5] u/ramiN00dles: All these permabols don't realize that this was weak ass price action given world peace just happened. Monday will be interesting.
[+5] u/Throughlifeanddeath: I have a problem of not taking profit and having diamond hands when I'm not supposed to. Any advice fellas?
[+5] u/igotshrimps: I would rather lose 100% of my money being a regard than be a pokemon card scalper, those motherbreathing losers create no value to society
[+5] u/BallsHardest: You'll know you're rich when you randomly have a thought about whether or not it's linen shirt weather.
[+5] u/stupidber: Can't believe melon got first trillionnaire before me. Another 2-3 weeks and I would've had it.
[+5] u/AllCapNoBrake: People have a hard time wrapping their head around how much money was printed during COIVD. That shit is still paying dividends for those that got their share of it.
[+5] u/j_b_1983: SPCX will be pushing $180 by open on Monday.
After hours is going great now that the panic sellers are gone and Asia is going to eat it up.
[+5] u/Travel_Within: Buy the googl dip. That's all I got to say about that.
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I'm completely cool with it pumping Monday
[+5] u/laserfacealienrider: Welp, guess I’m holding these QQQ calls all weekend.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: I still don't know what ASTS does and I'm too afraid to ask 💀
[+5] u/Yottahz: Can someone tell me when it will be Microsoft's turn again? Feels like Micron and Sandisk have had their fun and need to let someone else have a go. I'd like to know so I can buy 100 calls and make $50 per call profit or something.
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: If the hyperscalers start paring back their orders NVDA is also fucked, lets be clear here
[+5] u/LankyGuitar6528: Seems unwise. I hate the guy but seriously do not bet against Elon.
[+5] u/GullibleAppearance64: You should probably riot
[+5] u/VesperGilchrist: ... but not Constantinople
[+13] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: And this is like the 4th time something went up astronomically right after I sold it so I’m just never checking my portfolio ever again I’m gonna be like a boomer investor who checks it in 500 years because fuck everything
[+10] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: And I want to drink but I’m too full from dinner so I’m just gonna go for an angry walk and shitpost here
[+10] u/rhuffq: Why would I want to spend my money buying SpaceX shares when I can wait a few days and lose all my money doing SpaceX options?
[+9] u/MalfeasantSeven: In space, no one can hear you scam.
[+8] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Tbh Elon Musk isn’t very financially literate
He should just sell all of his SPCX shares and DCA the s&p500
[+8] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING NEWS**
**OMG GUYS PEOPLE DID NOT IN FACT CONFUSE SPCX WITH SHITTER GALACTIC**
[+8] u/nadoterisback: imagine watching soccer in 2027 lmao
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: Value investors are like cucks who sit on the sidelines while everyone else bangs their market
[+7] u/Fun_Training6342: 🚨 SPCX is the only 2 trillion (or trillion) dollar company that has made no profit. With a -91% profit margin.
[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: we need gourd guy to make a comeback
last I heard he was fleeing some south american country after fucking up their ecosystem with bees or whatever
[+6] u/Key_Walrus1583: I'm confused. When do I get to make money?
[+6] u/surfinbird: The market is gonna forget about space stocks in about a week.
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: So cool story really cool story. I had 1000 shares of Roku and then they bled for a straight week and then they went up and I sold for a bit of a loss. MOMENTS before it went up 20% and that was my fucking day
[+6] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: Honestly the biggest mog in this world is to be a human, life is beautiful homies
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: All i know is...I am getting fucked on my PLTR RKLB and OKLO positions. I have lost so much god damn money in the past 3 weeks.
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Now that spcx ipo is done, it's time for FOMC rate decision next week.
[+6] u/0impulsecontrol: history won't look kindly on collaborators
[+6] u/Junkingfool: Wait... am I unbanned????????????????????
[+6] u/phly: At a soccer bar pretending that I care about the game when I'm really here just to stare at the hot bartender, hope he notices me
[+6] u/fzrox: Until I get laid off lmao. Coasting while I’m here
[+5] u/kingoftheoneliners: Welp that was uneventful. Now time to watch dumbfucks buy $OPEN.
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: Asts gonna pump monday innit
[+5] u/FinancialTower3672: Spcx definitely httin 1000 even without TSLA merger
[+5] u/HAIL_BAIJ: Apperantly options open next week for SPCX
[+5] u/InIce1234: Just two days into the World Cup and I’ve already watched more ads than the past three years combined.
I love it.
Calls on everything.
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Bill Ackman projects vampire vibes
He may be 7,000 years old
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: What happened to that GetZukked mod who always talked about how NVDA was going to the moon
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Why isn’t donny at the match
[+5] u/aberrantdementor: Space x jan puts will print fr fr
[+5] u/bootsupondesk: Did Robinhood freeze for anyone else today?
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Why doesn't the white house put export control on grok 🤔?
[+5] u/River_Sandhu: Paraguay so bad they are actually making USA look good 😂😂
[+5] u/big_chestnut: i have to pay a lot of taxes this year what do i do
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Paraguay so bad lol, 🇺🇸 score another goal
[+5] u/xeuropa: MURICA BITCHES🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: SpaceX holders will be Space BagHolders by end of year
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Are we betting it all on US to win the FIFA match at +110 odds?
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: !banbet SPCX $115 90 days
[+5] u/bulrfuc: SPCX is just edging...go down so I can buy LMAO
[+5] u/nordik1: so quiet in here since SPCX bers got flatlined
[+5] u/hailfire27: Sndk was ridiculous in January when I caught it at $600. How the fuck is it at $2000.
[+5] u/Bryzera: 3 shares a bit excessive
[+11] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/6pu06l97fy6h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a165953c162882a6425e31f038eeb889175f16b3
[+11] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Teams that lose to USA will be subject to 25% tariffs. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+9] u/cashflow_: I ordered some hummus and they just sent me hummus without any bread or anything to eat it with like I’m some kind of asshole
[+8] u/Successful-End7689: USA giving that belt to ass tonight
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: 3-0.. yea $1.8M bet guy is toast.. well played USA well played.
[+7] u/DesignerSea494: I hope USA and Iran face each other in the World Cup. USA is likely eager for a rematch after the most recent defeat…
[+7] u/Administrative-Ant75: isn't market gonna shit itself Monday? complete disaster for AI industry
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Damn he stuck that drainer. Gorgeous play.
[+5] u/tika_dengu: SPCX swept aside also-rans like RKLB, LUNR, PL, ASTS, etc.
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: Does anyone else see that space stocks are pretty much Jr Mining companies with a larger buy?
Same swings, same 1% bet that one hits red or black.
Literally inflated penny stock gambling shit to fleece Regards with a higher port at the end of the day.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
[+5] u/cashflow_: Me and Remy made it through 5 Venezuelan military checkpoints today
This has been a cashflow update
[+5] u/Foggy_OG: btw fuck you fidelity for halting my spcx trades. Fucking boomer bullshit, the fuck outta here
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: That guy who put 1.8M bet on poly market in absolute shambles
[+5] u/Majestic_Mention171: Cathie Woods bought 525M of SpaceX today, that’s the top signal.
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: USA is going to win the FIFA superbowl
[+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: Dam are we good at soccer now
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Oh yeah right Soccer, that's a cute sport. Especially how they bounce the ball off their heads. Personally I don't like any sport you don't use your hands.
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I cant believe it bro. Peace in our time. Theres literally never going to be a war ever again
[+5] u/Meamigoyo: Why is spy pumping on hyperliquid right now
[+5] u/king_of_all_retards: Anthropic news very scary
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Lmao easy gap up on Monday. We absorbed that new share issuance like nothing. The last two weeks was basically just traders squaring their portfolios for this day and now that we’re done, ATHs baby!
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I hope there is a space circle jerk like the AI one. I missed the jerk off
[+5] u/throttlebodies: Made $750 on SPY 0DTE swing trades both calls and puts this week. From $50.
Lost it all today.
[+5] u/CapDris116: Had to wait 30 minutes for Door Dash to find me a delivery worker. Economy's running hot boys
[+5] u/upvz: US government made anthropic shutdown fable 5 and mythos 5 access to civilians. we're only allowed to be cattle.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: We are bombing Venezuela, bombing Iran, Cuba invasion is like may be a month away. Cool stuff, we really needed more wars since Afghanistan ended four years ago
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Yo ASTS, can you give us another+20% day?
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Sadly true. The brokies here hate shkreli and Love antiwork/socialism
[+5] u/rossowsb: Does anyone remember the guy who said he would put sugar water on his dick and watch the butterflies land on it?
I still think about that guy
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: how much market up on Monday if actual Iran deal?
[+5] u/AdOk3638: # Bers haven’t realize yet that 🍈 can just come out with some retarded shit like “spacex is working on a new faster than light travel tech” and spcx would blow up to Valhalla. He done that in the past with his retarded tunnels. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/CalRippedken: All bers are ghey but not all gheys are bers.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/pembaThePanda: Expected opposite on news of nasdaq 100 inclusion. Down 40k on this damn stock
[+5] u/Sea_Pen_3150: Any suggestion how to make up for a loss of 100k? Best ideas to invest in the coming days weeks with upside but without high risk to lose even more? Would be grateful for any help 🙏
[+5] u/Briack89: Are you joking right ? Revenge trading is never a good idea
[+5] u/severed02: Why is Messi singing the national anthem?
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Been asleep all day. Is the ceasefire fake? Does it matter? Are we pumping Monday?
[+5] u/Bravadette: What kind of idiocracy ass American soccer intro is this? So much psychic damage
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: poo is stored with the pee
[+5] u/W0lv3rIn321: Can’t wait to buy puts on Tuesday. That IPO pump was weak. It’s drilling
[+13] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Imagine getting paid millions to kick a bag of wind around
Then imagine getting paid trillions to pump electric space cars and be off ur face on ketamine
[+7] u/seanws30: My port dropped 1400% today so I sent Schwab a margin call. Orange math for the win
[+7] u/XorAndNot: On one hand, my job may be safer for now, on the other hand, my AI stocks might be fucked.
[+7] u/Rosebunse: Depression is annoying when you realize that there are reasons why you're depressed and you can't do much about them. And then people say "don't focus on the stuff you can't change!"
WTF does that do? Sure, that works sometimes but it can't work all the time. Plus it's just dangerous. Yes, I can't control pot holes but I need to be aware of them. I can't control the worls economy but I should be aware of it. Just let me worry about things in peace.
[+7] u/cinJESUS: gov forced claude to restrict fable and mythos from foreigners 👀
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: mango seems fixated on how he is seen as winning/losing the war than actually winning/losing it
[+6] u/BagholderForLyfe: AI stocks are going to crash on Monday due to this incident with Fable 5.
[+6] u/OpeDefinitely: US government killing Anthropic because orangemangoretard is pissed that Anthropic doesn't want their frontier slop machine to give advice about Iran war strategy or inefficiently perform image segmentation on a drone or whatever the fuck.
Yet I feel we've probably not yet hit peak retardation.
[+6] u/be_o3: Seriously depressed I got a traffic ticket today
[+6] u/Keiigo: Anthropic being blocked by govt. MSFT calls
[+6] u/trumpdiego: lol their is a player on team USA “ber halter” and whoo boy did he halt those bers
[+6] u/winston511: Holding leveraged AVAV this year must be similar to what saylor feels holding 🌽, just daily red, anxiety, diarrhea, tears and oncoming capitulation
[+5] u/ClarkFable: In 30+ years I’ve never seen the US clown on another team like this
[+5] u/Minisolder: It’s kinda shocking how SpaceX makes Tesla look like a value play
[+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: Nvidia most undervalued stock
[+5] u/throwawaycodedorders: US GOVERNMENT SUSPENDS ACCESS TO CLAUDE MYTHOS 5 AND CLAUDE FABLE 5
[+5] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: Random boners are weird, how am I supposed to walk around like this?
[+5] u/K_GaTu: Last 6 trading days was exhausting, well deserved break bois
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Puts on Claude AI stock calls on SAAS
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: DUBAI/WASHINGTON, June 13 (Reuters) - The United States and Iran signaled on Friday that an agreement to end [their war](https://www.reuters.com/world/iran/) was close, with a senior U.S. administration official saying both sides had agreed on a text and that Washington expects to sign an initial deal in the coming days.
Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi said that while changes in the deal were still possible, the tentative agreement showed his country had emerged stronger from the conflict.
[+5] u/brucekeller: Had a good trading day, so went 32% retard 10% autist and ordered a $350 marker.
https://preview.redd.it/w3qbtcsykx6h1.png?width=685&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a334c516049d5ae3d1b1ce9670365ce4b12153d
[+5] u/Like-a-hawk: !BANBET SPCX $200 by end of June.
[+5] u/llasar17: exodia obliterate!!!!!!
[+5] u/fudge_mokey: Emotions are ideas you haven’t put into words. Emotional intelligence is being able to understand those ideas and act accordingly.
[+12] u/Nathan_Fang_: i am in absolute awe looking at what my impulsivity and self destructive tendencies have wrought
[+11] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: "Trump administration: Iran deal signing likely in coming days"
LOL this fucking guy has said the same thing every day for months.
[+10] u/Daveonaltair4: I was at blockbuster when kingdom hearts hit the shelves. My high school best friend (and co-worker) figured out where you could stand in the back room to steal and eat candy, and would regularly tell me he had just jerked off in the employee bathroom. We would go out on smoke breaks together and poke little chunks of weed into the tips of our cigs, and take codeine with diet coke, those were the days by god.
[+8] u/Novel-Sprinkles4135: is the white house cage fighting thing bullish
[+8] u/Stealthless: USA won vs. Paraguay, new ATHs on Monday
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: I interviewed at SpaceX in 2010 but turned down the job offer because they work more than 12+ hrs a day and will sacrifice their 1st born for Elmo
[+7] u/Bcider: Does anyone actually believe there is an Iran deal after like the 39th time.
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: You guys think this Iran rally was cute? Wait until this Iran deal is announced over the weekend and all these fucking shorts have to begin to cover. This thing about to SQUEEZE
[+7] u/Totallynotfakenews: Why’s my girl come back from the gym smelling like bleach? Is it the cleaner they use there or something?
[+7] u/demonhunterking: Bullish on Googl. They owns spacex shares, adopted by apple AI, leased out tpu chips, Gemini AI growing fast, gcp expansion
[+7] u/Sick0h: I heard Fable 5 was able to use image detection in order to determine pp size based on outlines and shadows despite the human eye not being able to tell a thing. It had to be stopped.
[+6] u/dataCollector42069: Trump destroying his friends AI competitors
[+6] u/AbleLimitz: I am so far down in my ASTS 118 calls
[+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: I love when the usa participates in the global soccer tournament
[+6] u/hypeaze: Imagine becoming a millionaire for the millionth time...
[+6] u/swampassOG: Many obese in the thread rn
[+5] u/hypenja: I just bought INTU, tell me I'm regarded
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: 1. have 300 billion
2. buy nvda gpus to start a data center business
3. IPO for 1 trillion market cap
4. ???
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: "Let me sleep for an hour before closing my position"
\- famous last words
[+5] u/AlarmingCat7939: I’ve abandoned most of my rational short term investing strategies and will likely just try to mimic what our fearless leaders are doing….
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: HOOD calls are going to be easy money. Their revenue has probably exploded since the removal of pdt
[+5] u/synthetic350: Micron to 10000 and adobe to 4.20 right?
Because ai right
[+5] u/SaltyRiceCake90: great. coinbase has weekend gold and silver now... now i can get liquidated on the weekends too
[+5] u/swampassOG: ##Reporting live from your Mom's basement 🤌🏼
[+5] u/carrollart: Does Michael Dell own Dell? Like similar to a Tim Apple sort of thing ?
[+5] u/moazzam0: Why the fuck is my Uber driver unironically listening to the Rick Roll song...
[+5] u/AccordingDisaster292: Software pump in coming on Anthropic news? I think so because if other models get restricted then capex doesn’t make sense for big dogs.. if you can’t monetize the entire world then it’s not worth it?
[+5] u/good-times-: Kinda makes money not mean as much
[+5] u/Lost-Carry-405: $NOK next week will rip 🚀🚀
[+5] u/DulyDully: I cannot believe you regards bought SPCE
[+5] u/Lost_Foot_6301: give me a reason why Monday wont be super bearish because of US gov halting frontier ai for public
[+5] u/Sean_VasDeferens: Weekend discussion? I'm drunk, done.
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: only buying SCHB index for while now, i reallly fucked up LOL
[+5] u/SpecialTrust2045: Honestly, still holding MU for earnings…however, do you think it will still go up? AVGO and ORCL both crashed post earnings. Disregard SPCX, do you think the AI narrative is still strong or starting to show cracks
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: It must be nice to be a person with a real job. They don’t have time to stare at charts all day and lose money.
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: You guys know spcx is crashing next week, right? Right?
[+6] u/Hellmale: I’m going to self Ban myself from the casino. I lose money for nothing.
[+6] u/hettygreentypebeat: god i'm getting into AI stocks for the first time and i feel like i'm so behind on real DD. i spent all this time studying space instead
[+6] u/Johnny_Menace: Reddit - nobody is going to watch the World Cup it’s a fail
SoFi stadium - sold out!
[+5] u/Exciting-Layer1963: It's over, panic buy everything
[+5] u/Horcsogg: Do you people believe the peace with Iran will hold? What if they circle back to no uranium? Iran wants to keep it.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: MSFT green is worrying.
[+5] u/Bullo: Trump admin blocks foreign access to Anthropic's most powerful AI, per Axios.
$OPEN calls it is.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: do u guys know what makes me so mad. I’m so close to hitting my goal, so I make a trade, then I get whacked by down 😡. It’s been like this for the past month 😡😡😡
[+5] u/That-Account6064: its sucks that they stopped making good movies a few years ago
[+5] u/Beagle001: Right now?
*looks at watch
[+5] u/31andnotdone: thinking of a vacation
phillypeens or turks and cakehoes⁉️
[+5] u/CreateDeprivation: Spacex employees hold about 17% of spacex while the float is 4%, surely it won't be good when people wanna cash out
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: That IPO was kinda.. meh
[+5] u/Bad_Driver69: You paid 2 trillion for WHAT!?!
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: I started the week with 20k, went to below 14k and ended with 25k 😛
[+5] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I literally just need the S&P to go up by .36% on Monday
[+5] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: Made 21K on the SpaceX flip. Should have asked for more.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: honey, we all dead 😭
[+12] u/ThatGuyDan123: Americas first trillionaire is an african american lmao
[+9] u/ChiefBaggins: SPY $780 by pre-market Monday
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Elmo presenting the ipo in a black leather jacket thinking he's jensen lmao
Insecure bitch
[+8] u/Montyprice7206: No one cares what you believe in just make money 🤌
[+7] u/kenathen: congratulations all. bullish
[+6] u/GrossFleshSack: Once again I built up my portfolio with smart, calculated plays only to axe it 50% in a single day oversizing into 0dtes, maybe it's the 7 or 8th time of doing this in the last 8 months. You would think I'd have figured it out by now to stop doing this. Anyways I will be taking the remaining 50% of my port to yolo into a weekly options contract on Monday. Stay tuned.
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Coitus is overrated, there, I said it
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: World cup baddies oh man gonna be a great weekend of fapping
[+6] u/Moped_Thief: I’m at this game right now and let me tell you the vibes are immaculate. I can feel the patriotism running through my veins.
[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: took cold showers back up just to feel something again
[+5] u/patricktu1258: 1.1 trillion is the combined market cap of Toyota, McDonald, Coca Cola, and Netflix. Seriously mind blowing.
[+5] u/zzzzzz808: Calls on $SashaGrey $AdrianaChechik $RileyReid $LexiBelle $DillonHarper.
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: We survived the bear market of June 8th
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: ASTS is pre product and revenue? Why the fuck y’all complaining about SPCX lmao
[+5] u/OneLongjumping5743: most obvious space rally next week, all in nasa right now if you like money next week
[+5] u/version-two: There’s no deal, right?
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: da fk is Trudeau doing there
[+5] u/zzzzzz808: Mmm! This IS a tasty burger!
[+5] u/TarrifJacksonJr: They are starting to ban menthol and replace menthol with ws-3 which is the chemical they use in shitty disposable vapes because it's cheaper and will rope u faster... It's not for ur safety.. It's much worse.
Just thought I'd throw out a warning
[+5] u/erx988: I feel like hood will try to be above 100 sooon
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: Calls on lumber futes
[+5] u/yAX2ZRYiCEDqjGjuy: Is there a subreddit like wsb but where people post their trades before or right as they do them instead of posting their gains or losses way after like wsb
[+18] u/aniote: The reason for the call today John, is something just came across my desk, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months
This is a cutting edge space company that develops rockets and satellites with huge military and civilian applications, it never turned a profit and is currently trading at only 112 times sales
[+14] u/MadeThatCash: You do realise that even if a peace deal is signed on Sunday, within 5 days MAXIMUM, one side will most definitely launch a missile and this thing goes back onto the merry-go-round
[+13] u/cripky: Anecdotal but escort prices have almost halved in my city
[+11] u/jasperCrow: Biggest Green Day in years on Monday.
Deal being signed tomorrow SPY +3%
[+9] u/whitehypeman: "the government told us GTA VI is too good so they're banning it until November." -Rockstar
[+9] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: 🥭 a real edgelord with all this “we’re almost there!” business everyday
[+9] u/tandoori_taco_cat: will they sign with their own digital signature or just type their name in curly font 🤔
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **weekend test 1**: "BERS LMAO"
[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: We never have to hear about Iran or Israel again after this weekend
[+7] u/Jowl24: Can someone explain how software pumped \~40% a few days only to then dump 50% the following week?
[+7] u/Syllabub_Visual: South Africa has a gdp of $480 billion. Certainly seems like quite a bit less than the net worth of its most infamous export…
[+7] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: Breaking: Elon loses trillionaire status after running Fable 5 for an hour
[+7] u/BenisSpaghetti: Does anyone else's doctor work in a storage unit and check pulse rectally? My health insurance plan is wack. 😮💨
[+7] u/PositionOfFuckYou: Extreme wealth is being created. Just not for you.
[+7] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Schrödinger's Peace Deal
[+7] u/TreGet234: As a kid i didn't know the beauty of the world was a delusion. As an adult i realize it's real and wonderful, but sadly an even bigger delusion than i thought. The grief is immense.
[+6] u/tandoori_taco_cat: a trillionaire *on paper*
[+6] u/neillson01: Stop playing with my money Orange man
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: Prime Minister of Pakistan is a perma bull and said bears FOOKED on Twitter
War over
Sleep well bears
[+6] u/Dantheman396: lol deal signed, anything to pump spacex until insiders can cash out. If the ipo trades at 30% above ipo price for 5 of 10 days post ipo insiders can start selling. Elon getting paid back for helping mango.
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: We are refiing the Obama deal via Docusign. Everybody’s busy, just need a couple pages of “click to initial”. Please check your spam folder, just in case.
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: SPCX more like SPCGAY
[+6] u/pingoo26: You may have lost money last week but at least a dog was rescued drifting out to sea. 🐶
[+6] u/Burrow-Owl: I think The Matrix is a pretty accurate depiction of our future but instead of ai using us as battries, it going to hold us in cryo-stasis while it ships us useless crap and pumps us full of herbal supplements.
[+6] u/FineFish2101: Anthropic actually making something useful with AI and getting regulated is peak 2026. They should try sucking up to the administration more so that they can do whatever they want.
[+5] u/ggRezy: !banbet SPCX $130 7d
[+5] u/LarryStink: No one can get rich off an
IPO, or any company, with trillion$ valuations.The truly asymmetric opportunities are in market caps in the billions that almost no one pays attention to.
[+5] u/_Rexfest_: Spy is up 8% right now
[+5] u/Bazzer82: USA are playing a very good high press.
[+5] u/TreGet234: The dark knight, the terror of the central banks...
The bond vigilante.
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Elons robot party is going to be epic tonight. I got invited cause I’m a shareholder with 1.6 shares.
[+5] u/iamjt: I think they will just stick the signature in using Adobe pdf
[+5] u/BeginnersDuck777: 🚨 MONDAY CIRCUIT BREAKERS 🚨
[+5] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Need a RKLB pump monday or im toast.
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: semis back on the menu next week
[+5] u/huffmancoded: fable /ˈfāb(ə)l/
A fable is a short, fictional story intended to teach a moral lesson.
Yeah this is scripted marketing for the IPO. Is the export control even real?
[+5] u/No_Balls_Long_Calls: I dreamt there was a stampede of people and I was chasing them down on the worlds tiniest snowmobile.
I think it's bullish.
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: Let’s socializing our 5 billions dollar annual losses to shareholders on secondary market and become a trillionaire in the process. Capitalism glitch
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: SPCX pump is expected, SPCX dump is confirmed
[+15] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Stoners will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”
[+9] u/LivelyArid: understand deez nutz
[+8] u/strip_club_dj: On the plus side if it gets low enough you won't be able to read anymore.
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: They need to ban tweets and deals. Keep them private until one is actually made. I don’t need to know you MIGHT bomb a country or MIGHT not. Just do it or don’t and shut up about it. Grow some balls and do it tough guy.
[+7] u/patmccock86: Can’t believe how many trades I’ve lost big simply because that fat POS manipulated the market with a tweet
[+6] u/cannythecat: Free money, +3% from the fake peace deal on Monday. We drop Tuesday -0.5% when some IRGC chuds start shooting at ships in the strait again
[+6] u/WallStreetBetsCALLSS: Market makers:
# Can I interest you in a t-Rex 🦖 triceratops Elmo Donald pump SNDK Inverse leveraged 69x ETF?
**Bers:**
# :YESPEPE: :YESPEPE: YESPEPE:
[+6] u/JoeyFreshagua: gonna be a face ripper monday
[+6] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: How many fellow Regards are making money on this USA 🇺🇸 World Cup game 🏆 ⚽️ …… 💰 💰
[+5] u/BFox1982: The biggest deal in the world hinges on docusign, inshallah
[+5] u/S0Anon: add me on robinhood social
[+5] u/onlyshuffle_norock: 10k below from all time high but still up 127% YTD. Sitting outside in the sun with a bagel and coffee, looking at the happy people around. Yes Sun is finally up. Feeling good :)
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT is going to bankrupt me ffs
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: The second that deal is signed this shit gonna dump
Why? Because fuck you
[+5] u/CMTTrader: Having a midlife crisis. Thinking about doing something crazy today 🤪
[+5] u/SmoresPies: this is what 2.1T looks like: 2,110,000,000,000
[+5] u/Rodriguezboy1: This theranos company could be big
[+5] u/uncsucks: Lol Iran foreign minister: possibility of signing the MOU in the coming days cannot be ruled out
Really projecting confidence guys!
[+5] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: META limiting AI use lmao.
[+5] u/declandiced: Bears will always have that 20 minutes premarket last Monday
[+16] u/scm66: So glad I didn't waste my time learning how to code.
[+13] u/The_Juice_Gourd: This Iran deal is as likely as a half cash half stock offer from a regarded videogame retailer
[+11] u/MagJack: if i could just get 40% returns for like the next 3 years i could retire early
[+11] u/KeyReaction892: What’s the chance Iran has calls and wants to announce the signing date closer to Monday open so that they get a real pop. sign the deal on Sunday it slow burn. Announce at 10am on Monday it pops.
[+10] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Weekend markets update:
\#SPACEX 16508 +0.95%
\#DAX 24721 +0.18%
\#DOW 51341 +0.32%
\#NASDAQ 29688 +0.14%
\#FTSE 10488 +0.21%
\#HANGSENG 24766 +0.19%
\#EURUSD 11568 +0.01%
\#GOLD 4233 +0.31%
\#SILVER 6843 +0.54%
\#USOIL 8115 -2.47%
[+10] u/unholy-confetti: Peace deal or no deal bro so fucking confusing
[+8] u/burrowed_greentext: it mortifies me to think that some of the comments that have influenced my trading here were written by people with a D average in high school
[+8] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: 0.0000001% of gey bers will be successful shorting semis and memory. You’d all be better off riding the wave as a bol
[+8] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Iran says the Islamabad memorandum will not be signed this weekend, though a deal in the coming days remains possible."
I think Monday is still green.
[+7] u/walrighti: Chance of permanent peace on Monday is at 25% on polymarket. I'm bullish as well but what are these guys smoking.
[+7] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Green Monday followed by a dark green Tuesday
[+7] u/jakeisarake: Holy fuck e sign with Iran scheduled. Prepare for another generation of ber to be erased
[+7] u/Mrsir300: He will tweet Sunday that their deal is unacceptable and schedule attacks for Tuesday. Then rinse and repeat - they closed their calls Friday afternoon
[+6] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Imagine watching a 3 hour game where the winning team rarely scores more then 2 goals and calling it a sport
[+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Can't wait to start selling SPCX options to you degenerates.
Selling covered TSLA options made me a millionaire in itself, so there's a REALLY good chance SPCX will make me homeless.
[+6] u/Knarre30: This is the most embarassing war that ever happend. Not that any war is good, dont get me wrong, but this whole thing remembers of a dispute between little children. Deal, no Deak, talks, no talks etc.
I cant take this shit serious anymore.
[+6] u/E39_CBX: Is there really going to be a deal or is this bullshit like the other 38 times
[+6] u/SuffiecientSapian: I’m at a car dealership getting my car serviced. I’m about to be r\*ped
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: It feels sort of dumb that SpaceX is at a higher valuation than Tesla after being only on the market for a day compared to what Tesla went through
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Don't forget to Warsh the sand out of your vajeen.
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: There’s still time to hop on the train, memory bers. You don’t have to live in fear and hatred forever
[+5] u/_rockthemike: War was great for my portfolio but hoping it’s over for real this time
[+5] u/throwaway09234023322: Trump says the bears are being very dishonorable
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Bers stuck in a never ending cycle of watching the big short every night
[+5] u/drankleanonce: i wish they would add a dating aspect to robinhood so i can find my portfolio match 💗
[+5] u/Lopez0889: Back and forth posts on X about the deal being signed and no it's not 🤣 Straddle up
[+5] u/burrowed_greentext: if ur an optimist it's not hard to imagine america waking up in 12 months with 2 of its 3 biggest enemies economically and militarily paralyzed for the next 20 years
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Esmail Baghaei said that the exact timing of signing the Islamabad memorandum will not take place on Sunday, according to state media on Saturday.
Baghaei added that the possibility of signing the memorandum in the coming days cannot be ruled out, but said it is too early to confirm a date, citing uncertainty on the other side.
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Cottage cheese should not exist.
[+5] u/wordscaneverhurtme: I'm putting almost all my net-worth into GOOG. AI is calling me irresponsible. Should I reconsider?
[+5] u/bigzbigz40: Katy Perry wants to sing the Canadian National Anthem
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Fuck you CBOE for not making SPCX options available right away.
[+5] u/Illustrious-Lack24: Pakistan "peace deal will be signed in 24 hours"
*45 minutes later*
Iranian spokesperson "no peace deal will be signed tomorrow"
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: I heard a new lifestyle beverage will be the official beverage of the white house and midterms.
[+18] u/Horatio2200: Israel are going to do everything they can to sabotage this peace deal
[+12] u/Nictel: Suddenly the top 10 richest people is only women.
[+10] u/dkrich: All the dudes sucking off elon on twitter “oh he created so many jobs and paid more taxes than you ever will” are so cringe. He’s not gonna fuck you bro
[+10] u/maximuminimum: STRAIT IS OPEN IN 24 HRS
https://preview.redd.it/erpls0thy27h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd6f6b860db8a40e1017f608f6bbc84f91499d5
[+10] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Low T. It’s over bro
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: You guys don't understand. Deal to initiate negotiations is bullish AF because it means we can pump on every 1% progress made in the "negotiations".
Anyway SPY 1000 EOY
[+8] u/GVtt3rSLVT: “I should’ve bought spaceX on opening day” probably me in a year
[+8] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Did he, just threaten, to nuke Iran if they don't sign the deal? Lol
[+8] u/xxxMarilee: PSA. This is not "THE DEAL". This is a FRAMEWORK for a deal and to start negotiations. It may open the strait and stop the fighting temporarily, but the nuclear issue is not going to be solved anytime soon, if ever.
[+7] u/ResultMurky8153: Bols having fun out on a sunny weekend like every week
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: We leveraged our entire economy so we could get email summaries. We're cooked.
[+7] u/shinigami_2245: Calls on Docusign for brokering a remote peace deal
[+7] u/Main_Ad3943: I genuinely don't understand how any of you think that this peace deal is actually going to be signed. Irans foreign ministry already said they for sure aren't going to be doing it tomorrow, Trump says it will be signed tomorrow. If they can't even agree when they're going to sign their fake peace deal, what makes you think they can come to terms on the peace deal itself ? ?
[+7] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: All you cowards hiding your post history.
Whats the matter? Scared of showing me that you posted on the BDSM sub? I wanna see what you freaks do on other subs.
[+7] u/SeaworthinessOwn2479: Someone has to say it. Sigh. I take no pleasure in this, but... have you considered the Wendy's dumpster, sir?
[+7] u/syedhuda: bers about to eat roast dinner on sunday and get margin called on monday
[+6] u/X211499Reddit: This deal is complete bullshit, both sides claiming different versions again and again… also what’s with the e-signings is this all being done over Zoom
[+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: Don’t worry bers, I did the research for you.
“
Is it true that if people got anal fucked on a daily basis with no lube, their ass muscles can become loose and can lose control?”
“
No, that is a very common myth, but it is not anatomically true. Engaging in anal sex does not permanently stretch out, loosen, or destroy control of the sphincter muscles.
The human anus is designed to be highly elastic.”
[+6] u/zuziannka: My sister-in-law has my brother's contacts saved as “love of my life to the eternity” and they have been together since 10th grade if I don’t have love like that I don’t want it, some people just find there people and be with then no matter. I can’t really fathom even though it’s my brother but I am happy for him.
[+6] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Every trader has that one trade where, if they could rewind time once, they'd probably still fuck it up.
[+6] u/ParIsTheStar: Market gonna fly Monday. I am so excited for MSFT/META/GOOG to increase by 75 cents to $1 a share.
[+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: Just 2 million and I will disappear into the Great Smoky mountains. Nobody will even know I exist. May my MSFT and RDDT leaps print. Amen!
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: I bought deed on pluto and they fucking made not a planet any more cocksuckers fucked me
[+5] u/Coda70: Jeff Bezos is now closer in net worth to my loser stepbrother who can’t hold a job then he is to Elon
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: got bored coz I wasn’t losing money during weekend
so bought eth
[+5] u/i_simp_f: > Qatar vs. Switzerland
battle of the sketchy bank accounts
> Haiti vs. Scotland
battle of the very poor
[+5] u/Big-_D: When markets are closed, this is just a therapy thread
[+5] u/Salty-Bar-1975: Iran denied signing of memorandum tomorrow
[+5] u/eternalpuer: I sometimes wonder how much of the “we’ll use AI for everything” techies are the same people who thought the metaverse would catch on. Never used it for anything other than a search engine, anything more and it felt kinda unreliable
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Why did I chicken out and didn't buy calls on Friday?
Open the casino!!
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: Someone bet $1.8m on Paraguay to beat the US, and ended up getting cleaned. What a bet
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: So obviously, as there is a deal, calls were the play for Monday and I full ported.
Therefore, Monday gonna be red
[+5] u/False_Secret1108: Peace deal would be the biggest sell the news event ever. He’s been edging the whole world for 2 months now
[+5] u/4DH2: The US killed Tren before the roids did 🤷
[+5] u/dorkstar1: Spacex valuation is larger than Canada , but it wouldn’t take much time to go down to Bangladesh.
That is how much pumped money sloshing around
[+5] u/aftherith: The peace terms stipulate that the Iranians must conquer Greenland for us, the Greenlanders must in turn conquer Cuba, and the Cubans must defeat the Penguins. 5D Chess.
[+5] u/Remarkable_Tart_1810: I have way OTM calls, just sign that thing fat retard
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Not doing anymore big options plays I was up 10k now I’m basically back to zero gains for the month. Just going to be over leveraging on margin from now on.
[+16] u/Qwerty58382: What is the point of announcing a deal will be signed? If a deal has been finalized, it would be signed. And then you would announce the deal. It literally makes no sense preemptively announcing a deal. Its like if two companies before making a business deal or a merger come out with a press release saying a deal will be coming. That doesnt happen and makes no sense
[+14] u/RegardMode: Iran rejects claims that deal will be signed in the next 24 hours.
Feels like deja vu
[+9] u/alfred250: This is going to be a boy who cried wolf situation, the deal is actually going to get signed and everyone is going to deny it as their puts evaporate claiming it fake.
[+9] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Guys, I've cracked the code:
Whenever 🥭 announces he'll attack Iran, he always TACOs out of it. 100% of the time.
When he actually strikes them he doesn't announce it beforehand, he'll just do it, and THEN say we have attacked them.
Use accordingly.
[+9] u/coolopinionlmao: i will sell you calls monday morning for massive premium and then buy them back for pennies when 🥭 inevitably fucks up whatever retarded deal he says he has
[+9] u/AlertPen4796: BREAKING: SpaceX to launch a data center in the straight of hormuz with Iran powered nuclear program
[+9] u/LittleHoneydew3466: Fake news on Deal to be signed tomorrow just manipulate the market lmao
[+8] u/llamaflocka: PDT rules really fucked us for so long. I have never been more consistently successful since the shackles have been lifted. Anyway, calls on HOOD
[+8] u/Straight_Ad_87: After combing these comments my main take away is calls first thing Monday open.
[+8] u/diefy7321: War mongering bers will be so salty that the US didn’t send boots on the ground when this is over lmfaoooo
[+8] u/Odd-Block-2998: This timeline is garbage. We have a very bad guy becoming the first trillionaire and first $10T trillionaire in a decade. It has been clear the wall street and the world have lost control of greed.
[+7] u/Haunting-Window-5125: Betting that we hear nothing about the peace deal tomorrow and it just fades away as fighting begins again and the market wont give a fuck about it being fake for the 50th time lol
[+7] u/Odd-Block-2998: Elon to orange man: I want to buy Anthropic for $100B.
Orange man: ok
Fable got blocked.
[+6] u/Chiinoe: If the casino is closed on weekends, why is margin callin?
[+6] u/Ill_Sun358: imma bust a nut if tacos forreal this time
[+6] u/Humble_Code_6501: Mangos wants a deal for his birthday...
Iran is like ''yea... sure... fuck you''
[+6] u/AllFunNoGun: Just full ported a Brazil win vs Morocco. I’m scared.
[+6] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: I thought girls love the truth?
[+6] u/Saosinyaj: So buy calls every friday?
[+5] u/Ill_Sun358: Cry about it (I have been for weeks)
[+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: Uso gonna open 100 or lower if that deal gets signed damn
[+5] u/SuperNewk: Bears are cooked lmao SpaceX to 250 Monday?
[+5] u/Swimming-Cupcake7041: weakest peace deal in the history of peace deals, maybe ever
[+5] u/geobomb: I called it, this past week was one big V
[+5] u/StonkGoUp: I’ve been investing in ETFs like a good boy (for the most part) but every day I fight off intrusive thoughts of just taking everything and putting it into a retarded ass play
[+13] u/Thick-Ad857: Trump threatens to nuke Iran in a statement ostensibly announcing a peace deal: “Hopefully, this process will all work out quickly, easily, and smoothly. If it doesn’t, we have the ultimate alternative, hopefully never to be used again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!"
[+13] u/-user222: deal to be signed monday at 9:31 because someone’s son forgot to buy calls
[+11] u/Psychological-Ship85: BREAKING: CONCEPT OF A PEACE DEAL TO BE SIGNED TOMORROW
-🥭
[+10] u/pussy_ass_licking: Elon musk is just a billion times richer than me
[+10] u/No-eat-eat: I paid for Claude, but I still use Gemini more
[+8] u/Ameri0425: Opened a tiny speculative position in BTC a while back "just in case" and forgot about it
I just looked and am down 48% apparently. Glad I kept it tiny..
[+8] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: I hate when MFs talk about decay on leveraged ETFs. yOu'rE nOT suPPosEd tO hOld tHEm loNg. Bitch, I'm trying to gamble.
[+8] u/Kickboy21: BULLISH AS FUCK FOR MONDAY. CALLS CALLS CALLS
[+8] u/SeaofSounds: Just put the brent in the barrel........
[+8] u/donefukupped: Isn't the deal just another 60 day ceasefire?
[+7] u/MartianInvestor: If there’s one thing I’ve learned in 🥭 market…it’s that we are definitely NOT getting a signed peace deal.
[+7] u/skarfbeaulonee: How do I invest in the space sex that everyone is talking about?
[+7] u/Willing-Angle-2203: BREAKING: Iran directly rejects Trump's new claim of a deal being signed tomorrow, saying the insistence on signing the deal on specifically Sunday is engineered around his own birthday, calling it a "propaganda event" that Trump is trying to turn into a unilateral "symbolic occasion" for himself, along with his UFC White House event, per Fars.
The Iranian negotiating team says it "will not permit such a media and ceremonial manoeuvre," explicitly stating that the memorandum of understanding has not been finalized and no signing will happen.
[+7] u/Ahamadrayasbaboon: Al Jazeera:
“Tehran acknowledged that there is momentum and that they are working to finalise and review the draft text with the relevant authorities here, specifically the National Security Council and the supreme leader,” Alruhaid reported.
“Trump’s comments appear to contradict Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei, who earlier said the document will not be signed on Sunday but could be in the “coming days”.”
[+6] u/humunculus43: How does a dead person read?
[+6] u/PhysicsExciting6325: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO
[+6] u/SageLeaf1: Guys I just had 2 spaghetti meals in one day, is this bullish or bearish?
[+6] u/kwarknagel: barack HUSSEIN obama
[+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: My Reddit account got a whole warning for an emoji of a colorful horizontally striped flag next to an emoji of a bear 😒
[+5] u/Pereise1: > If inflation is getting juiced because of oil prices raises rates will do nothing.
I mean, that didn't stop the ECB and presumably Japan from doing the same.
[+5] u/L0pat0: Quick, open the market before the “Israel has not heard anything about this and will continue bombing Lebanon”
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Ahh I see. Bulltards spazzing out about trump saying another deal will be signed. Sure bud sure
[+5] u/No-eat-eat: Everyday there is a new word I've never heard before
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: If you didn’t get the “you’ll be flagged as a flipper” message for selling Elona’s dildo factory stock today, we are not the same
[+5] u/According_To_Me_: No more war pigs have the power