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[+81] u/zuziannka: https://preview.redd.it/ra7hw3r8mp6h1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1b3be67c2cab42d8fbda655e7eea124d34b9d0
[+56] u/RockasaurusRex: 🥭: "I told Mr Iran I want to make a deal and he said: 'Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wallawalla bingbang'".
SPY: +3%
[+48] u/ajibtunes: You guys are my only friends 😞
[+43] u/trust_it_bb: Anyone who claims to understand this market and what news will make it react is a liar.
Last taco we sold off and everyone said the market stopped believing mango.
Now mango said he was gonna attack and we traded flat
Then he cancels this clearly nonexistent attack and we moon.
We’re making money, but the insiders are making multi generational wealth on this shit.
[+41] u/EnginrA: Lost so much on puts
[+34] u/financiallythriving: Trump says Iran peace deal could be signed very soon
That will make it the 39th time we almost reached peace with Iran
[+34] u/samsun387: How meta and msft managed to stay red is beyond me
[+32] u/jonneh: Who would've thought this whole Iran thing would settle the day before the biggest IPO in history? 🙄
[+29] u/WSB-mods-are-: Tomorrow will be one of the craziest trading days in our lifetimes.
Unfortunately, we won't be able to talk to eachother about it because reddit servers will crash as soon as the market opens.
[+28] u/maikaubay: wtf market up but my port micro & soft
[+26] u/somebody_throw_a_pie: we are so back (until the next bullshit happens)
[+25] u/solidsneeze: should I cancel my Kharg Island vacation rental?
[+24] u/Jets237: Tomorrow is going to be a ride...
[+24] u/Snoo_4496: IRAN DEMANDED A LARGE ALLOCATION TO THE SPACEX IPO
[+23] u/solidsneeze: if you believe a deal is done, you must be new to our planet. welcome
[+21] u/Concept-Plastic: I am the most regarded person ever. Made $400k on SNDK shares, lost 350k on other options 🤡
[+21] u/Trashpanda7193: Gonna enjoy seeing generational bag holders made on space x tomorrow
[+19] u/carburox: I bought ADBE at $520
[+19] u/dumbest-bastard: We're gonna make a lot of money tomorrow.
[+18] u/purpleinme: Adobe is the Lululemon of software
[+17] u/dogs_and_stuff: https://preview.redd.it/0wv4h1txnp6h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f9bba13b26095cd913d87fd66f0230bf717454
[+16] u/PropheticMurmurs: Virgin to $8+ tomorrow.
It’s a leveraged bet on the general retardation of humanity.
Which is always a safe bet.
[+16] u/pistachiopias: $MU probably opening above $1k tomorrow.
[+16] u/drakilian: We're moving into day 10 of the Microsoft bagolder funeral procession
[+16] u/GodLevelRedditor: So many of you are going broke tomorrow
[+15] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Wild how the TACO glitch still works.
[+15] u/Abe2025: Sold all my positions. Im done with this POS market
[+15] u/Future_Light_8571: I’ve seen this before, either:
Israel continues attacks
Iran comes out and says nah no deal
[+14] u/baller1able: How will history books be able to explain 🥭's market
[+14] u/diunay_lomay_a: Damn, this is brutal - wiped out all the yolo buy the dip bulls last week and then wiped out all the bers when everything was pointed to total dump.
This shit isnt right
[+14] u/more_aero: Was there an actual deal? I mean holy shit what a day
[+14] u/SteakEater137: There will be college courses and research papers studying this level of market manipulation.
Im not shocked its happening but I am shocked it keeps working…hell, seems to be getting even more effective.
[+13] u/Vlisa: Get some rest everybody. The Superbowl is tomorrow.
[+13] u/IAmAnImpartialHuman: ADBE chart about to look like it’s been photoshopped
[+13] u/TheJacen: Ignore the fuck out of an IPO.
[+13] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Holy fuck today was diabolical
[+13] u/MetalliTooL: Why the hell is the market even reacting at all to any of the Iran war bullshit news?
[+13] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: The same people telling you spcx is gonna crash are the same retards who thought reddit was gonna crash.
[+12] u/Psychological-Wrap25: SPACE THE FINAL FRONTIER
[+12] u/Samjabr: SpaceX has 13,000 employees
Tomorrow afternoon = 13,000 new millionaires
[+12] u/TipEmpty8429: This is an extremely difficult market to trade. PEs, forward outlooks, customer conditions, profit margins etc etc mean nothing when a single tweet can have such massive impacts
[+11] u/circadiggmigration: # **HAHA GO FUCK YOURSELF BEARS**
[+11] u/Beloved_Mango: ADBE double beat, raised guidance, increased ARR, every metric is indicating AI is helping them not hurting them. Down 5% 🤣🤣🤣
[+11] u/Dry_Bar_4965: IF you did not buy $MSFT under $400 you're regarded
[+11] u/ddrsdght: Crazy I have to work tomorrow like all the other goys
[+11] u/Comfortable_Thing611: A whole month of losses erased in a single day
[+11] u/Sandvicheater: MSFT is like that alcoholic family member promising to get sober and be green soon like the rest of the AI family but they keep fucking up relapsing into the red bottle.
[+11] u/OptionGamble: May I never buy options again
[+11] u/silverbulls8: This thread is going to be wild tomorrow. Shitshow incoming.
[+11] u/zuziannka: My parents don’t even ask me about my job they just ask how’s the market going.
[+11] u/Affectionate-Day2743: what does the market want from Adobe? they keep making money and keep getting decimated
[+11] u/Bizonistic: "Trump believes Iran Supreme Leader has signed off on emerging deal"
Is Ayatollah in the same room with us?
[+10] u/guccioli: If you didn’t hold on to your semis still in the red and completely over-leveraged in, you ain’t black
[+10] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Koreans and Japanese will wake up and rally as well. Probably Nasdaq will be up 2% tomorrow.
Winners are Samsung and Sk hynix of cause
[+10] u/aa73gc: First rule with these of markets: React, don't predict. Rational or not go with the moves
[+10] u/Competitive-Water944: Halving your net worth hits different
[+10] u/Beloved_Mango: ADBE just needs a hip new CEO who will talk out of his ass hole. Market doesn’t care about billions in revenue, raised guidance, double beats quarter after quarter. We want bullshit, give it to us!
[+10] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: we all retiring tomorrow
[+10] u/SerialStrategist: ADBE beats estimates, raises guidance. Market sells it off to levels not seen since 2018.
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: ofc, mango would have lied again lol
[+9] u/Samjabr: TIL Trump's redline is Dow 50,000
[+9] u/Microwave-Dave: The way negotiations are going, oil will be free by the weekend.
[+9] u/Sick0h: MSFT about to go on a generational run
[+9] u/chafingNip: My entire 401k just ripped +6% today LFG
[+9] u/Endorphan: Always full port 0dte. Anything else is un-American
[+9] u/StocksStormTrooper: Buy buy buy … war is over
[+9] u/I_am_Nerman: Software is still fucked. ADBE beats across the board and raises guidance but still gets crushed.
[+9] u/Professional_Con_007: End the war and then start it again only to end it again
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: SPACE BEARS YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
[+9] u/Wows_Nightly_News: United States unilaterally declares peace.
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I bought calls at the bottom but it wasn’t enough
[+9] u/TreGet234: *And for one glorious moment, spacex, micron and adobe all hit 10 trillion market cap before everything went dark*
[+8] u/siboq: Spy 752 calls for tomorrow. 15 contracts at .18
[+8] u/Money_Term8366: The SpaceX loss porn is going to be generational tomorrow
[+8] u/Blazzer675: ITS TIME FOR THE PUMP MOTHERFUKERS
[+8] u/Realistic-Win7157: Bought adobe calls and QQQ puts today, so if anyone needs advice on what not to do feel free to hmu
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: ADOBE (ah: -6%, total -12% today), Get fucked Adobe, fuck propriety software Linux is the future!
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: there's a lot of good reasons to be bearish right now, and bears have taken some huge W's this week. but I will never have sympathy for bear losses.
[+8] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: this permanent peace deal will finalize in the next couple days, which gives us plenty of time for additional final peace deals every two weeks for the rest of the year.
[+8] u/Ok-Nose29: Adobe AI annual reccuring revenue tripled YoY and doubled projections
What does the market want?!?
[+8] u/davidbigham: May FOMO into SpaceX tmr.
[+8] u/igotshrimps: ADBE is what happens when you have a terrible business model that fucks consumers left and right
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $MU COOKED RIGHT YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARDS
[+8] u/Ok_Advance6980: Space is gonna have a huge play tomorrow
[+8] u/Ohlele: Even my shittest stocks went up 10% today
[+8] u/codespyder: \> "It's a very strong memorandum of understanding that is a little conceptual, but it's something that's going to get done," Trump says.
The gong show continues
[+8] u/tamagotchiparent: Twas the night before spacex.
[+8] u/Accurate_Drag_8490: Doubled my portfolio buying calls and puts on QQQ today after I saw someone do it yesterday, might fuck around and fumble the bag with all this confidence I have
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: THEY WAITED UNTIL MARKET CLOSE!
Iran’s Foreign Ministry Spokesman, Ismael Baqaei:
‘The matters raised about the agreement are only speculation, and nothing has been finalized.
The situation in the Strait of Hormuz is more insecure due to US actions.
So far, Iran has not reached a final conclusion about the agreement’
[+8] u/babyd42: Locked in my puts before close. Bull traps galore
[+8] u/SteakEater137: The taco blueprint:
Tuesday - “Im gonna bomb!”, Bombs
Wednesday - “Im gonna bomb!”, Bombs
Thursday - “Im gonna bomb! Remember I did it when I said I would the last two times!”, doesnt bomb, fake peace deal, SPY +3% oil is free fuck you
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: The amount of loss porn and gain posts coming tomorrow mayne
[+8] u/foamrollmyback: MU going to $1600 easily. Easy double down on the dip lol
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: Going to be the most interesting trading days in years tomorrow. Almost worth taking the day off to watch, it will be entertaining
[+8] u/karlelzz011: Adobe beats estimates and Market beats the shit outta Adobe! Why!
[+8] u/rudietuesday: I have a Micron penis
[+7] u/lolgoodone34: META and MSFT. The two shittest stocks to own
[+7] u/Fun_Control_7908: I'll buy spy puts tomorrow. That means SPY 750 tomorrow
[+7] u/InspectorDabbit_: I'm looking forward to a 2% gap up overnight
[+7] u/Master-Stranger8908: Trump said Kharg Island is now off the table if we sign agreement
[+7] u/EagleNoahg: At this point l have no idea what the play is boys. I’m clearly cooked here. That tweet might have just taken me out entirely of the market.
[+7] u/Blazzer675: This shit is so perfectly set up for the most insane random buy in history, see yall at 9:15 am when all our alarms go off 🤝😏
[+7] u/thundercrunt: The Illuminati keep trying to dump my fake spacex stocks after hours 😤
[+7] u/KeyInstruction641: *Tomorrow? More TACOS I guess.? Instead of a new ballroom, fruit man should just build a national taco stand/museum at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.*
[+7] u/neaturee: Bers thot. Bers fukt
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: imagine thinking there are $ADBE bagholders at $630
[+7] u/Yolopoloanimelover: Anyone who didn’t buy the dip missed out big time
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Imagine acting on inside information but the laws don’t apply to you so you freely engage in the act of insider trading without any consequences
[+7] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: SPACE SEX
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Koreans are going to buy like they’ve never bought before after they see what happened in our markets
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: If tomorrow is green, the pump is officially back on
[+7] u/chainer3000: So does all space stocks shoot sky high tmrw or what
[+7] u/LeBhikariLe: if you invested in ADBE 5 years ago, you would have lost over 60%
[+7] u/No_Resolution1534: The fucking market manipulation with 🥭 is insane. Bro can not make up his mind on whether on not we are going to attack iran. And why does he have to tell the press everything fucking descion he makes??!?
[+7] u/LeBhikariLe: every dip on ADBE is a healthy dip because it keeps dipping
[+7] u/Future_Light_8571: I prob could’ve retired if I didn’t paper hand my calls this morning
[+7] u/OneLongjumping5743: Did you know that in 1979 bill grates invented Michael soft ?
[+7] u/tripstermcgee808: This market is fuckin hilarious. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde kind of fuckery
[+7] u/Practical_March2024: when jeff bozos says: "[ AI will bring ‘golden ages’ not mass job losses](https://www.ft.com/content/45258f4a-5fb5-4f7a-bd29-5dea92502638?syn-25a6b1a6=1)"...what could go wrong...these assholes are the new holy men of moden age...the age of Idiocracy.
[+7] u/Sandvicheater: If I had to take a shot every time breaking news about the peace deal happening or peace breaking down and back to war. I'd be in a perpetual state of drunkenness
[+7] u/Frosty_Promise8050: Already bleeding down. Tomorrow you are all going to realize he robbed you. Just lied to your face and stole your wallet.
[+7] u/YTLupo: ACCOUNT BACK AT ALL TIME HIGHS.
THE PRESIDENT IS USING IRAN AS A HIDDEN COLLATERAL (IN A WAY) FOR HIS TRADING TIMING LMAO
[+6] u/pajaemainroad: Moves for tomorrow include buying more calls and refreshing WSB for ber loss porn
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: Buying QQQ calls right before SpaceX day is the most retarded thing I could thjnk of so I did it
[+6] u/vermilli21: Called off work for tomorrow. Got a nice sour beer and snacks. Lets get this clown show of an IPO going
[+6] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: Adobe is fighting for its life LMAO
[+6] u/InverseMySuggestions: Hopefully RKLB gets a nice pump tomorrow
[+6] u/good-times-: Some big dick energy today
[+6] u/_m0nk_: We’ve had first rugpull yes, but what about second rugpull?
[+6] u/Straight_Ad_87: If my SPY call prints I’ll bust
[+6] u/dacalo: Amazing how hated ADBE is lol
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: BREAKING NEWS. Iran will become the 51st state of America on July 4th, 2026. Straight from the Persian leadership.
[+6] u/skymagic: > DEAL SIGNING AS EARLY AS SATURDAY OR MONDAY
Finally 🙌
[+6] u/DarkR124: As a graphic designer, get fucked Adobe.
[+6] u/savingstrainagain: Zero chance it doesn’t pump into elons new toy launching
[+6] u/Top-Fig845: Space bers in absolute shambles
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: 4% up day on unconfirmed news. bol trap
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: ADBE is in 🥭 portfolio. I guess you really can’t win them all
[+6] u/vanceraa: mu was 850 and you didn’t full port? do you hate money?
[+6] u/YeezyThoughtMe: I was down 49% on my “max” chart in RH and after today I am now down 40% I was about to gain back 9% after scalping all day. I feel so proud. PDT rule getting removed is a positive if you don’t treat it like the casino.
[+6] u/rixxxand: If SPCX moon I'll get 1 share assigned if lucky. If it crashes 50% 3 seconds after go-live, I'll get the whole 300 share request filled.
[+6] u/Level-Sympathy-8892: If every week was like this I could retire in like 3 weeks
[+6] u/DarkR124: Biggest IPO in history tomorrow and founder is friends with 🥭? Non stop pump fest incoming.
[+6] u/River_Sandhu: So tempted to take my profits here, or just to take concepts of a profit…
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Man, I would've been so pissed at myself if I had panic sold my ASTS at $88, phew 😌
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: So bols how are we feeling for tomorrow
[+6] u/elitepilot09: Man i cant even imagine the number of puts trump fried today... to those folks that didnt set a SL.... rip regard
[+6] u/hv876: Dear Jesus, gimme those SPCX IPO shares so I can flip at open. I won’t ask for anything again.
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: just watching all the bulls rejoice while i sit here still half cash because i missed my muu entry
[+6] u/theineffablebob: can’t wait to get allocated my 1 share of SPCX through Robinhood
[+6] u/CD274: Just a casual 14-15% port swing every day in my non leveraged etf holdings
[+6] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Do you think 🥭 remembers bombing them. Or wakes up everyday genuinely thinking a deal is right around the corner. no recollection. Almost like 50 first dates but with the deal.
[+6] u/Affectionate-Day2743: why am i still holding Microsoft....
[+6] u/Opposite-Link: Theory: all of the money on the sidelines for the SpaceX IPO that doesn’t get all the shares they requested allocated will put whatever is leftover into other stocks and the market will crank. Everything goes up. SPY to $800.
[+6] u/Frequent-Buffalo-834: Feels like it’s been a big week but overall we’re dead flat from last Friday’s close
[+6] u/boraboca: AI supercycle running hot yet members of r/valueinvesting missing out and buying ADBE instead 😂
[+6] u/Ok-Nose29: Those damn institutions lied about caring about AI ROI and profitability
They only cared about tweets the whole time!!
[+6] u/Spicyboi981: Scared to talk about my positions here, I’m crazy but genuinely wouldn’t put it past the admin to have Palantir data on everyone and personally attack anyone who disagrees w them
[+6] u/vanceraa: My company gives every single employee a $1k claude allowance per month
I’m full porting anthropic ipo
[+5] u/M00NFAC3_69: if you didnt buy the widest possible strangles for tomorrow you're a retard
[+5] u/aa73gc: Barron will soon overtake ellen and be richest man in the world. It's literally like knowing the lotto numbers before the draw
[+5] u/Chiinoe: Masterclass. Forgot all about PPI.
[+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Finally got lucky and broke even!
[+5] u/fitalwaysandforever: 0dte Spy Puts anyone?
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: After being way up, and getting blown out by a tweet, I think I really am done. Maybe down the line when I have more money to throw away I'll be back, but seriously, fuck this.
[+5] u/poopyplayer69: there is a 80% chance we up 5% tomorrow
[+5] u/FuelHappy1660: SpaceX will crash and burn one day.
But tomorrow is not that day.
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Need a 5% day for NVDA and ill forgive this manipulation.
Hoping NVDA opens at 210 and moons to 215.
[+5] u/cirl-gock: Debating bridge or rope
[+5] u/dmitrious: ADBE gonna trade at a 2 PE and still dump every day
[+5] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Anyone else think a gap up tomorrow is too obvious ?
[+5] u/Stack_Johnson: The market seems to be rewarding 🥭 for making insane threats and backing off. Remember this massive rally got kicked off with him saying a whole civilization would die then backing out.
[+5] u/OneShotTwice: im gonna photoshop my losses on ADBE as a massive profit instead
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: You thought America would be red on it's 250th birthday?
[+5] u/Defiant_Regular3738: Yay I turned green today. Was getting spooked.
[+5] u/AccidentDesperate5: To recap:
Iran: There is no deal
Israel: There is no deal
Trump: Deal approved!
[https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/2065147090762862786](https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/2065147090762862786)
[+5] u/uncsucks: 🐝 🐝 saying the deal would involve a lot of US maximalist things- removal of support for regional proxies, limiting missile production, removal of uranium and dismantlement of enrichment facilities.
I just don't see Iran agreeing to this, definitely a no deal coming.
[+5] u/widerdog: adobe is going down cause they suck for not letting people cancel subscriptions
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Notes from the 🐻ocalypse today:
Wait to trade only when patterns form, usually at least an hour in.
Sell On Any Rip if your chart pattern confirms usually on a 5minute candle, you can sell into strengths on the 2nd 5m candle after the rip.
MOST RELEVANT TODAY: For every win, especially shenanigans like the Fake Peace Deal today, use 10% of profits to buy an opposite OTM option. Expect those to expire worthless, but may be your biggest money maker after stacking several wins.
Also, the Deal is still fake and 🐝 🐝 pretty much confirmed it by inserting the same terms Iran def won't agree to amd pretending it was also part of the Fake Peace Deal.
If I were actually a Smart Bol instead of a 🤡 🐻, that was my queue to GTFO.
[+5] u/Terrible-Session5028: Lost $24 today in this shit market. Fck these people man!! Oh well. Trying again tomorrow. I need beer money
[+5] u/amanj41: Regarded question… do the indexes drop tomorrow as SpaceX sucks liquidity out of the market, or are most IPO allocations already pre ordered?
[+5] u/ClassicInner5242: NVDA skyrocket tmr!!!
[+5] u/Yonderbeyonder: I hope the Kospilayers help us out
[+5] u/HoosierGuy2014: That rally was complete bullshit based on a lie from 🍑.
[+5] u/guccioli: For some reason I’m in a lot better mood when we go up 2%
[+5] u/Front-Manager8911: Sell on friday and go away
[+5] u/gwrichardson42: Thoughts on msft leaps (June '27)? Can't see it going much lower after 9 days of drilling.
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Holding these puts like an absolute degenerate while I could have sold for 200% at yesterday close. I’m only banking on spacex absolutely going through the market tomorrow
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: So if SaaS is truly dead even with AI integration is the idea that all software in existance across all industries for all purposes will be entirely ChatGPT and Claude?
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Man one red week and he chickened out completely lmao dude is sensitive to the markets
[+5] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: Please liquidate your TSLA positions so you can buy space sex 🙏 so my puts can win just once
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: If we get nvidia below 200 tomorrow I’m going full port
[+5] u/_Apache_Helicopter_: Who cares about Iran. Space is the new hot thing. Go get your space stocks, fresh and tasty.
A new era begins.
[+5] u/vremains: Wow. I got so sick of the back and forth every 12 hrs between a "deal" and all out war, I finally sold my Oil puts at lunch time today. They would've been up 30% more had I just held a couple more hours 🤦
[+5] u/PushAble2463: 🥭 or Bibi will bomb the ME again soon, mark my words
[+5] u/general-meowington: tonight/tomorrow would be the perfect time to announce an actual deal has been made to send us off into the weekend
[+5] u/No-Face-673: SPCX price just finalized at $135.00
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Chances micron rips a other 11% tomorrow?
[+5] u/Grammardetectiive: Tomorrow could break a record for the highest amount of comments on a WSB daily thread
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Spacex is not gonna crash, have you seen Tesla?
[+5] u/KennytheDoggy: There are people that lost money today
LMFAO
[+5] u/Invest_and_ballout: SpaceX . Bag holder reporting for duty Sir 🫡
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Up $600 on 18 spy 0dte trades held for no longer than 90 seconds. $500-$600 bets. Cut losses quickly if momentum pulls back twice in a row at around a 40% loss. Hit a couple 50% gains in a few seconds. Never got greedy. Gladly sold for $40 profit if the price action didn’t look super bullish
Oh yeah. $1-$2 OTM. Waiting for a pullback buying contracts at .85-1.2 and sold for 10-30% profit few seconds later
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Adobe is now trading at 9 P/E and 3.5x sales
With 17 straight earnings beats and growing revenue
[+5] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Space without x, iykyk
[+5] u/Affectionate-Day2743: Adobe to the depths of hell. wow
[+5] u/Same_College2053: [Gooooooooool](http://Soccergametimes.com)
[+5] u/taste_the_red_pill_: Track Trumps every conversation so I can make a move when his dumbass says something and the markets go regarded.
[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Crazy Japan Nikkei 225 is 5% up
So Korea is 10% up
[+5] u/widerdog: what if space x is just flat tomorrow then crashes on monday
[+5] u/McClintockC: Iran says no deal
But, like, we wanna pump anyway 🤷♂️
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Its crazy that even gold isnt an inflation or geopolitical hedge anymore.
Warren Buffet at age 21 woulda lost every cent and been here crying manipulation if he started his career in this market.
[+5] u/Bizonistic: Port up 25% today, thanks to margin, MU and space stocks.
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Anyone else get the feeling maybe this guy taco isn’t a boy of his word
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Only hero bears holding onto their poots?
[+5] u/lacunavitae: **ADBE: AI Performance:** AI-first ARR tripled year-over-year, exceeding **$500 million**.
[+5] u/Fun-Swordfish-5098: Don shot me in the foot today
[+5] u/cloud_cafe: Evil TACO be like: I hate inflation
[+5] u/noaholic: I need a 10x win tomorrow
[+5] u/BABA_bagholder: I'm the biggest genius ever lmao. Actually followed thru on my stop loss today and saved myself a further 3k if I had held ADBE thru earnings
[+25] u/chummyfromow: cant wait to finally achieve a $100,000 net worth tomorrow afternoon🔥🔥
starting the day with half a million bucks
[+22] u/Zfreezy: 🚨 BREAKING: BARRON TO WED AYATOLLAH’S DAUGHTER IN HISTORIC INTERPLANETARY CEREMONY; ELON MUSK TO OFFICIATE ON MARS, SOURCES CLAIM 🚨
[+17] u/TheNicestRedditor: BREAKING: Trump announces USA has won the World Cup! Congrats USA! ⚽️
[+17] u/OsamaBagHolding: 🥭: Iran has exactly 3 days left to make a deal, if not they'll have 2 more weeks left to make a deal
[+16] u/Dakhnas: "Iran's foreign ministry spokesperson tells state media no agreement has been finalized" LMAO
[+15] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: 🌮 claiming there’s a deal and everyone is like “let’s hear from the Iranians”
How far we’ve fallen…
[+14] u/Late_Echo1453: Brooo [Iran Responded](https://music.apple.com/us/album/never-gonna-give-you-up/1559885420?i=1559885421)
[+14] u/Ostentatious-Otter: I am sure that tomorrow will be a reasonable, orderly trading day governed by sensible fundamentals
[+14] u/sloanemonroe: Sooooo? Was the rally today because of his 100th “peace deal is close” statement? Seriously?
[+13] u/Me-Regarded: Now Iran will come out and say no deal and launch a missile so futures tank -4%. Then tomorrow mango announces a deal soon... Market +9%
[+13] u/Professional_Art3563: Everyone secretly requesting spcx shares while fearmongering it is going to dump
[+13] u/Me-Regarded: So...SpaceX has a 5% float and at least 15 day lockup for insiders, 30% retail allocation.
I mean, this fuker could double, or more in a day if all regards get stupid
[+13] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: "Deal had been agreed and will be signed in Europe".
Them: "we're talking?"
[+12] u/moorhound: >Iran rejected US President Donald Trump's claims that a ceasefire deal between the countries had been reached in principle, Iran's semi-official Fars news agency reported on Thursday, citing an Iranian source within Tehran's negotiating team.
>"We have not approved any text for the initial memorandum of understanding with the United States," the outlet quoted the source as saying. Meanwhile, Tasnim News Agency stressed that "as long as Iran does not itself announce the existence of a possible understanding or agreement, Trump's reports on the subject should be considered part of his previous line of messages."
How many more times is this gonna work lmao
[+12] u/Gallances: The people who didn't want any SpaceX allocation at $135 are going to be FOMO'ing in at $300 tomorrow.
[+12] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: 🚨 BREAKING
Local sources reported hearing two explosions from Sirik, 80 kilometers from Minab on the coast of the Strait of Hormuz. The source of the sound is unknown.
[+11] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: SpaceX doesn't have a Price to Earnings ratio. It has a Price to Feelings ratio
[+11] u/Oldscratchandsniff: Buy space X at top sell at the bottom
[+11] u/Zfreezy: STRAIT OF HORMUZ TO BE RENAMED DONALD AND MOJTABA JOINT MARITIME EXPRESSWAY, IRANIAN SOVERIGN WEALTH FUND TO RECEIVE 5% SPACEX CONVERTIBLE PREFERRED ALLOCATION
[+11] u/big_chestnut: how do i manage to CONSISTENTLY sell the profitable options at breakeven and rebuy literally the most garbage new choice available
[+11] u/FFElite93: Mango pumping the market for Elmo’s IPO
[+11] u/Deep-Ad-8525: Sold my car and sold 40k in holdings to fomo into space x tomorrow. What can go wrong?
[+10] u/bertacle: Tomorrow will be 100% green.
This IPO is too big of a deal
[+10] u/violet_evergarden8: !banbet SPCX 1000 1w
[+10] u/FamousAd1903: tomorrow's going to be straight fuckery on so many levels... ive never been more hyped
[+10] u/Speech_Path: Where my MU BULLS at?
[+10] u/Peeeeech: Half stock, half bombs
[+10] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Hope yall know that if you buy that dog shit and try to flip fast you will prolly get locked out of future ipos
[+10] u/mtnrnnr802: SPCEtards! I was wrong. Go get that money.
[+9] u/big-mo: Inner cabinet got rich today
[+9] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: sir, a second red card has hit the south african team
[+9] u/xtufaotufaox: Guys.... it has happened.... today I played my first 0dte ever on QQQ before the TACO. It moved like a whore on crack and then shot up 250%. Sold it and got the fuck out! Don't know if I wanna touch those things again!
[+9] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Semi beat expectations by 0.0015 = 50% rally.
SAAS beat expectations = huge collapse, new ATL's.
[+9] u/moorhound: > The deal is a "very strong" and "very detailed" memorandum of understanding that is "a little conceptual", Trump says
Gotta give it to this dude, he's funny as shit
[+9] u/RS3RRL: War over. Get fuk'd Bears.
[+9] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Bulls obsessed with bear bootyhole are worse than bears.
[+9] u/kim82352: > Iran Denies Approving Preliminary MoU Text With US - Fars
[+9] u/last_class_economy: I need to reel it back some, because I'm trading like a fool.
Losses, doubt and pessimism are enemies of trading.
[+9] u/ClevelandSteamer81: Sold 7330Cs for 1500 loss worth $12K end of day and then bought Puts and was up $600 and TACO absolutely nuked them.
[+9] u/Apollo948: As long as the IPO boosts my stocks IDGAF, but I’m not touching that shit
[+9] u/oldprecision: I get banned for a week and you regards let the 🌈🧸s in here. Gross.
[+9] u/PhoenixFira: The real catalyst will be when warsh gets on that podium next week and says some shit like inflation is transitory and ai can quell inflationary fears by driving productivity, market 800+
[+9] u/Gloomy_Necesary: Theres no way they dont pump the market tmrw to prop up the IPO but I cant let myself hold through all of this. Im all cash. If i miss a small pump ill live
[+9] u/honeybisc: i want to make money but i’m weak so i will keep buying the same voo as always 😔
[+9] u/Independent-Tree-985: remember, an IPO is the last stop on the equity train.
Theyve already squeezed all the cash they can out of smart money, now its your turn dummie🫵😳
[+8] u/JarrodH991: Are many of you buying the SPCX IPO?
[+8] u/Namtabmal: So about Adobe.. someone please explain to me how a company with forward P/E of 9 and then has double beat earnings warrants a -12% drop?
[+8] u/jinxy0320: $80B+ of retail demand for \~$20B of available SPCX shares
$250B+ of institutional demand for $55B of available SPCX shares
Bullish Fed chair
Strait of Hormuz reopening
Elon cult regard strength
I can't wait for Reddit to melt into a pile of cope tomorrow
[+8] u/Affectionate_Love229: Tomorrow? I'm making a big bowl of popcorn and waiting on the sidelines. I'm too old for this shit.
[+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Cannot fucking wait to watch RKLB and ASTS rug. Sell the news day is finally here.
[+8] u/JarrodH991: I think everyone has FOMO
[+8] u/cripky: Whoever said ADBE calls I curse your entire family
[+8] u/No_Puts_Only: Tomorrow I'm gonna overdose on weed gummies and then lackadaisically make my next trade. I'm looking to make a krillion dollars
[+8] u/NiceOwner: After today’s abuse, I don’t want anything to do with space x, I don’t trust the market
[+8] u/NiceOwner: Everyone thinks they gonna out pump and dump each other lmao sure buddy
[+8] u/Able_Durian_1832: I will sign the deal in next few days. Define the ‘next’ please?
[+8] u/mysuruhuduga: Realised profit : $65
Unrealised profit : $411
[+8] u/Provolone-Jones: The terms of this “deal” purportedly include Congress removing sanctions, the US paying Iran billions, and the end of the US blockade in exchange for … a 60 day ceasefire to negotiate re nuclear and the strait opening in 30 days (unclear whether “open” entails Iran controlling the strait and charging tolls). If this “deal” is real, 🥭’s presidency is over. As such, I will continue to hold oil and hemorrhage cash at eye watering rates. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+8] u/thatdude845: Fuckin hell just let this shit crash already
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: This peace brought to you by your sponsor The SpaceX IPO
[+8] u/KahlVados: With how well "we are postponing strikes on Iran" works why would 🥭actually end the conflict?
[+8] u/Cstooby: Most people here thinking spcx is stupidly overpriced and will tank after the ipo because there's no way it is worth the $1.75tn market cap. That is a completely logical and coherent assessment.
But this market is retarded so it will pump.
They will justify the value by saying data centers in space, moon base energy farming, Mars sex bots, asteroid mining, Elon leaves earth for good, etc and people will buy it.
Cathie wood will sell her god fearing soul to buy it.
[+8] u/ActivatingEMP: Explosions in southern Iran for the third day in a row. Deal tomorrow though we swear
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: I hate when ppl ask me for help at work. Just skip the middle man and ask Claude directly 😩
[+7] u/sociallydeclined: Our space pre IPO hitting $10 tomorrow
We making a shit ton of money regards
[+7] u/Winter_Body4794: I keep turning money into losses
[+7] u/liikenneaksioma: Large caps making daily 10 % moves is the most insane shit ever
[+7] u/Ferdoki: 3 reds in opening match lmao
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Full port SPCX IPO? It's feeling euphoric again
[+7] u/Zfreezy: Concepts of a framework of understanding of a deal
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Adobe acrobat sucks ass anyways
[+7] u/Xczf: Ngl thought Fable 5 was a game.
[+7] u/Annual_Distance_930: Bro the employees are so lucky haha
[+7] u/BladeFireQ: PLEASE RKLB I NEED IT 😭
[+7] u/Choice-Ad-4235: I'm addicted to weed 10 years and it's fried my brain folks!!
[+7] u/ClevelandSteamer81: New strategy is buy one put and call in the morning and logging off. You will make money for sure.
[+7] u/Fantastic_Mongoose_4: Can we resume the bull market now?
[+7] u/sirkarmalots: How much Elmo pay for this “peace”
[+7] u/M4cHiin360: The five day chart on MU is ridiculous
[+7] u/lordofming-rises: SPcE is back on the menu boys?
[+7] u/ChannelGullible7324: Lmao bers checking aljeezera every second hoping the irgc says they don't anything about the deal ....pathetic man
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Explosions reported on the Iranian coast 👀
[+7] u/No_Fig_7835: “He can’t keep getting away with it”
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: EAT MY ANOOS BERS RECESSION CANCELED AND IM BUYING A CORVETTE 🏎️🚓🚓🚓
[+6] u/Some-Aspect2913: I need a 3X leverage short etf of space X ASAP!
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Close to a deal today, civilization wipe out threat tomorrow. This is 🥭 market
[+6] u/PeeOnDusk: Incoming text: Space X ipo this week boss
Incoming text: thoughts on space x?
Incoming text: is virgin galactic a beta play or does it have alpha?
Incoming text: $135 final price. Did you get an allo?
Me: who is this
Incoming text: it’s Brian. I was your uber driver from sfo 2 months ago. White model 3
[+6] u/Thisplacesucks011: ADBE made it in the WSB board… holy shit… and I just sold it all
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: Recession cancelled, back to ATH next week
[+6] u/dingusmingus2222: Lord I got fucked hard today. GG. I lost money on a ripper of a green day.
[+6] u/username2571: Dram to ATH tomorrow!
[+6] u/FamousAd1903: microsoft is such a shitty company on so many fronts
[+6] u/X-CaliberRacing: I think tesla will tank rite off the bat , it went straight to the trend line to head back down. Great way for them to pocket options money on calls.
[+6] u/FamousAd1903: pump and dump tomorrow.. we all know it
[+6] u/Successful_Car1670: We’re now at the memorandum of understanding phase. He really wants another FIFA peace prize
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Bears haven’t even considered when they find gold and oil on mars
[+6] u/tiny_toof: If it starts pumping like crazy I’m putting 200k in
[+6] u/miromar65: SpaceX hitting 600 tomorrow
[+6] u/Practical-Health3455: Pop corn : check
Booze: check
Anoos : check
Waiting for all hell to break loose tomorrow......
Open the casino already, assholes!!
[+6] u/DoesntUnderstandJoke: So glad I got into the SPACE IPO. $6 is cheap
[+6] u/drankleanonce: after this week i really might just voo n chill. i made my money back from mexico ML VIVA MEXICO 🇲🇽
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: You bers took profits tho right? RIGHT!?!?
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Y'all bought puts after a like 5 red days in a row...lol
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: I plan on unloading all my $135 SpaceX shares at $200 tomorrow
[+6] u/Comprehensive_Tea388: NOT full porting into SPCX.
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I plan to buy $3.50 of fractional shares of SpaceX at open tomorrow
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Person in the world who has lost the most net worth in the last week: Larry Ellison, $50B
Second place: me
[+6] u/StandardDot5115: What an exciting day for SpaceX ~~exit liquidity~~ public offering
[+6] u/Anxious_Benefit_6720: I have a PhD in losing money…
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Well, well, well ghey bears….
[+6] u/DonkeyDucksMod: Honestly… that taco trade was fast!! 😂
[+6] u/Overflow0X: Elmo bought the tweet from 🥭 for his IPO
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: I am truly tired boss.
[+5] u/Goal170: **Ghoncheh Habibiazad**
Senior reporter, BBC Persian
Iran Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei was live on a phone call on state TV news channel minutes ago.
Baghaei said reports and claims regarding a potential agreement are speculative, and “nothing has been finalised”.
“Iran has not yet reached a final conclusion regarding an agreement,” according to him.
Baghaei said that the majority of the text had already been “finalised” but the US was making “excessive demands” and adding “new requests”.
He also denied that Iran had intended to “give way under pressure” and maintained that Iran would not “depart from its red lines”.
Baghaei said that Qatar has also been acting as a mediator between Iran and the US as well as Pakistan.
He also blamed the US for the current situation in the Strait of Hormuz, saying US has made it “less secure” with its actions.
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: So will spacex shares be open for trade tomorrow?
[+5] u/foulhowell: I cannot wait to witness how wrong the haters are and the profound butt hurt that follows 🚀
[+5] u/kemar7856: Elon is about to sink everyone tomorrow 🐻
[+5] u/Hodgey91: Surely MSFT can’t go any lower, surely?
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Partial shares will be allocated for the first time in IPO history
Enjoy your 0.0005% of a single share
[+5] u/ActivatingEMP: Brent is literally only 40% above prewar at this point, it's not even particularly expensive for this time of year, it was 77$ in June 2023
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Trump: Deal signing saturday or monday
Iran Foreign Ministry: What deal?
[+5] u/Some-Aspect2913: Recovered a small amount of losses today but I’m not sure I’m ready for the tank tomorrow…
[+5] u/Tall-Illustrator543: Trump says strait will be open by the end of the weekend...then breathes...then says the strait has been open this whole time but we just couldn't tell. Bro wat?
[+5] u/12345cuda: Everyone should do a spcx 1 day banbet
[+5] u/suizman: Why the fuck I paper handed that SPY call contracts 😱for 50% instead of 2000% 10 seconds later
[+5] u/Thin-Mine-6816: 1,000 shares on SpaceX let’s see how many I land. In for the pump and dump 😆
[+5] u/killcon84: Spacesex is allocating today right?
[+5] u/Amazing_Plankton744: Pizza index at doughcon 1
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: Yall think /u/31andnotdone is actually going to quit for real this time?
[+5] u/ConcernedPen15: I hope space-x just absolutely craters but bears are gay and I'm always wrong.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Summer rally confirmed
[+5] u/Kwkatnip: Is it bad I want to buy Microsoft, or is it a trap.
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: [SpaceX IPO draws more than $70 billion in retail orders, Bloomberg News reports](https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/spacex-ipo-draws-more-than-70-billion-retail-orders-bloomberg-news-reports-2026-06-11/)
you either die Rich or hobo for life
[+5] u/Bluesquare9: So if AI gets to a point where you can just say, “clone that app,” then how will anyone use it to make money?
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: I need MSFT to discover unlimited energy soon. My financial situation depends heavily upon that
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Everybody eating today except me with Microsoft and Whoracle 😔
[+5] u/NewJuan01: Another +2% on SPY tomorrow easily
[+5] u/Cpryus: wow these ber markets are getting really long recently, usually we only give them one day this one was like 3, good thing that's over now 📈📈
[+5] u/FamousAd1903: the hype isnt tomorrow its 5-15 days later when the big etfs step in
[+5] u/FamousAd1903: imagine tesla just fucking drops by half
[+5] u/Sheggaw: I don't care what you regards say, full port TSLA. Elon gonna scam more people and I am for the ride along🤭
[+5] u/FamousAd1903: can't wait to look underneath my pillow to see if the tooth fairy dropped off any allocation shares
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: You knew better than to sell on taco Thursday 🌮
[+5] u/Oxidrox: Mexico-South Africa reminded me why the World Cup will always be inferior to the Euro Cup.
Sexy High IQ Europe > Rest of the World.
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: I Just had Space Sex
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Is anyone else at peace right now?
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Playing poker to get my fix until the market reopens for IPO-a-ganza tomorrow.
[+5] u/NiceOwner: It was rigged in the 1800s it’s rigged now.
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: My prediction for the night. Nq! Is gonna open higher, touch the 21, and sell
[+5] u/chumbubbles: Can’t wait for my zero share allotment for SPCX tomorrow!!!
[+5] u/Jemmani22: This dickhead pumped the market.
Semis gonna go down 5% tomorrow so they can rotate into space shit tomorrow the rug on Monday
[+5] u/No_Current3675: ADBE cheezus. Then again, ppl like me refuse to pay for they shit and have they spyware running on my computer. There's free shit that's 98% as good. Why the fuck would I rent they shit?
[+5] u/wright_on_: Where can I buy micron swag
[+5] u/SlickyTrader: Imagine thinking the market isn’t going to rocket on the day of the biggest IPO ever 🤣
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: They are putting something in the water that makes you pee!!!
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: If I was iran and just brutally crushed massive protests and endured this bullshit thus far, I would hold out until November bro
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Cancelled most of my meetings tomorrow cause fuck your Friday meetings fam
😠😤😤😤
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Oh shit it was a Taco Thursday?
Let's go, Big D!
👐 Nobody knows what the fuck he's doing more than this guy
[+5] u/NotMe357: "In Iran, they respond to TACO: He has already said 38 times that there is an agreement, his words should be treated like his previous lies, per Israel's Hayom News"
Lol
[+5] u/Apple2o: Ber quaking in fear at the concept of a framework of a memorandum of understanding
[+5] u/OpeDefinitely: I once had a parent-teacher conference in 4th grade that I really didn't want go to. I thought that Mr. Curry (RIP) was going to roast me, and that I'd get in trouble or something.
The school day of the scheduled conference, I had all the other 4th grade boys line up in the bathroom to kick me in the leg as hard as they could. I was hoping that one of them would break my leg & put me in the hospital. "Oops, can't go."
Anyway, all the other kids failed to break my leg. Barely even bruised it. So I had to attend my parent-teacher conference.
It turned out that Mr. Curry had nothing but great things to say about me to my mom.
[+5] u/permabol: I won't be able to sleep til market close tomorrow
[+5] u/Cav829: The key to profiting is to pick up the fake threats in advance, prepare positions, and to realize everyone will know it's a lie but still pump this scam market anyway.
[+5] u/DesktopSurfer: Probably make retarded 0dte moves and somehow come out in the green. Either that or just crash and burn.
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Do we get SpaceX tomorrow in premarket or we have to wait for market open?
[+5] u/isospeedrix: dam adbe flat so far, calls and puts both fuked
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Their r actually people who are bought Microsoft at $500 LMFFAOOOO! MORANS!!! UR STUCK 4EVER. LMAO
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: There is something about decent dips that scare the heck out of retail. Maybe its seeing your money disappear. But that is the real time to buy. I learnt that the hard way in past....& don't shy away from buying now
[+24] u/Frosty1397: When you make 1 month's rent in 1 day, and quit your jerb
Then lose 2 month's rent the next day, and have no jerb
Feelsbadman.jpeg
[+23] u/diggin-the-doge: SPCX circuit breaker tomorrow fueled by pure unfiltered unadulterated retardium
[+21] u/Diamondken: Fake SpaceX +38% now.
Many regards will buy the wrong ticker tomorrow
[+18] u/djheat: space retard play looking good, hope some of you dummies actually make money instead of fomoing into the top
[+17] u/Ok_Cry7572: Someone bought 1000 0DTE at 736 $SPY calls,
30 minutes before Trump's post today
turned $12000 into $400,000
[+16] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: There's no deal is there
[+15] u/Utilize3372: No shade, but has anyone told Iran about the deal yet?
[+15] u/peterpeer9: I’m at the bottom of a multi-layer SPV and am looking forward to the SpaceX IPO in much the same way a golden retriever looks forward to a car ride:
- thrilled to be involved
- no clue how cars work
- unsure if going to the park or getting neutered
[+14] u/Any-Pitch-2963: the amount of "you are exit liquidity" post on social media make me want to buy in SpaceX ipo.
[+14] u/NonBalisticSniper: Full porting 750 SPY 0DTE calls when market opens tomorrow.
[+13] u/KittyLover-7: Here’s my space x plan
I will wait 5 or 10 minutes to confirm it’s gapping up before throwing everything and my organs at it
[+12] u/SoothingWafer: Right after barron sells his calls Trump will tweet LOL JK BOMBING IRAN TWICE AS HARD
[+12] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: space has no gravity. meaning price will shoot up into the sky.
real dd.
[+12] u/DigitalAquarius: how funny would it be if tomorrow was the biggest crash of all time? hell, Il take the hit if it means wiping the disgusting smirk off elons face
[+11] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Damn so glad I loaded up on the pre-preIPO
[+11] u/razeusv2: Welp I’ve confirmed my SpaceX shares offering. Godspeed everyone!
[+11] u/metallhd: QQQ calls the second the market opens and hold on to the rocket. I hope
[+11] u/RJ5R: **M**aking
**S**ure
im
**F**ucked
**T**horoughly
[+11] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Biggest ipo in history tomorrow
How are you playing it?
[+11] u/Lcc30: These pumps are exactly why I trade 0dtes. One of these days I'm going to catch one a ride it straight to a lambo dealer
[+11] u/Ritter18: ALL IN SPACE X SEE YOU POORS LATER.
[+10] u/bigfan49: Just shut it down Microsoft start selling hoodies or something
[+10] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: I need Virgin Galactic to moon to help pay for my dogs surgery
[+10] u/RevealFit9288: Spce(x) at home might be better than the real thing
[+10] u/Phiziqe: u/elonmuskofficial tmrw is the day! drop by sometimes like you used to in 2021, you have a stake in wsb’s popularity, it ended up involving SEC but a fact is a fact, we miss you!
edit: ok i lied we don’t but still
[+10] u/RonBlake: So fucking tired of reading hot takes about the SPCX IPO… it’s just an overvalued company going public. Homies thinking this is a world historical event/will summon Armageddon
[+10] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Damn guys i sure hope this thing don't blow up on the launch pad tomorrow
[+10] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Should I sell now to lock in gains?
No, it's the bers who are wrong
[+10] u/InformalMeal9828: I would like to be serviced NOW
[+9] u/PenguinOfB00m: Believe half assed good news
Ignore concrete bad news
[+9] u/Chlo-Motion: A few hours ago: “Trump Says US Will Strike Iran “Very Hard Tonight”
A few hours later: “Trump Announces Agreement to End Iran War”
Beautiful
[+9] u/clay5049: Man it’s really moving now
[+9] u/Brawmethius: Im still just awestruck by the iran peace pump.
Like yah duh TACO things.
Its the fact there was about a 30 minute window that would have worked. It needed to be close enough to excise windows to hold as the real liability of now ITM contracts outweighs if the news is real, but it couldn't be too early for it to be known as fake and unwind before the excise window.
So that means he or who ever advises, chose the perfect time to fake news bonb the market with maximum impact.
What the actual fuck.
[+9] u/Yottahz: How much could SpaceX charge to deflect an asteroid...$10 trillion?
[+9] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Last chance to buy MU under 1000
[+9] u/Lello163: You know the deal is fake when he writes "all parties involved, including the United States, **Israel...**" as if Israel would support any deal with Iran that doesnt completely destroy them lmao
[+9] u/DipSniper69: schrodinger's peace deal
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Scalped 50 bucks profit in my retirement account
65 year old me will thank younger me
[+9] u/CigInside: So we’ve killed nearly as many civilians as in 9/11 and we’ve accomplished what exactly?
[+9] u/Ble_h: Asia bros, send us to the fucking moon tonight.
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Koreans gonna full send it
[+9] u/westernwasteland: We are so gapping up tomorrow
[+9] u/Pamper69: Bers back to seething and being poor, nature is healing
[+9] u/NeferpitouOP: Bunch of incel bears crying☺️
[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: Theres something satisfying about buying like 100 options at the same time and the sound goes Bling ding ding bling as it fills the order lul
[+8] u/leshermes: [https://www.pizzint.watch/](https://www.pizzint.watch/) \- pizza index on highest level
[+8] u/greaterwhiterwookiee: Broke ass watching everything literally go to space while i sit glued to my chair in the ghetto
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Are rklb and ASTS going to run hard tomorrow?
Please check your crystal balls and let me know
[+8] u/Ltheman00: Come on MU, do it for daddy
[+8] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: I will embrace the pump, become one with the pump
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: Someone tell me that I'm doing a good job
[+8] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Loaded to the tits with puts for tomorrow
[+8] u/Bernardhops2: Was Trumps market manipulation today done to help out the IPO tomorrow, just seems like too much a coincidence
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: We taco’ed for the Koreans. Now it’s their turn to carry on the pump
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[+7] u/LittleHoneydew3466: Serious question. Green tmr?
[+7] u/SilverVikingTT: WORLDS NR UNO LIAR = THE TRUMP.
The Iranian Foreign Ministry: The highest authorities will examine all aspects of any potential agreement, and we will announce our position in due course.
[+7] u/Ocilla: Will space stocks pump or dump tomorrow? 🤔
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: From a TA perspective - The fat clown tweeted at the EXACT minute the market was about to fall off the cliff.
Do we think that he himself is watching the charts or is someone just feeding him the TA info on when he needs to intervene?
[+7] u/MrNo_Balls: stairs down, rocket up.
[+7] u/isolated-cat: whoever is in charge of overnight volume you better be pressing the fucking buy button on Nasdaq. do not fuck this up
[+7] u/E39_CBX: Are my XOM calls cooked?
[+7] u/perceptive_AI: Elon the first trillionaire and he went over by $100B lol , the first $1.1T , the first $2T if you pump SpaceX 100% over IPO price
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: June sucks
2026 sucks
[+6] u/ismebbb: If SpaceX crashed tomorrow it would bring me so much joy
[+6] u/Individual_Status209: Is Iran just gonna play with trump? Or they are tough up and say fuck no
[+6] u/aftherith: I was benefited greatly by my phone dying today. Thank you phone jesus.
[+6] u/Overall_Option_8883: ASTS looking good 102 AH
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Ber is so extremely fuk
[+6] u/QueenAlicat: I just need it to be green again tomorrow so I can pull out and rest
[+6] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: Space stonks are going to the moon
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: I'll show you exit liquidity
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Virgin is gonna go crazy AGAIN with the fomos
[+6] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU $1200 was promised to us 3000 years ago according to prophecy. Don't deny us the truth MM
[+6] u/jfwelll: Space stocks going back to ath soon at this pace! Time to put some limit sell orders
[+6] u/gopoohgo: SNDK broke $1900.
God damn I wish I put more than 40k in it
[+6] u/Ambitious-Win788: thank you asts! pump until tomorrow, that way I can buy a new cpap
[+6] u/Keiigo: screw day trading. The stress is not worth the profits
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Spcx will be atleast 200-220 tomorrow.
Fomo is real all over the world. We might drop to 100 in coming weeks. But tomorrow it's gonna moon.
Hope I get my 150 shares.😭
[+6] u/Axonum: !banbet SNDK 2000 1d
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Virgin Express bringing me back from the dead
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Oracle made a huge mistake putting all their eggs in the OpenAI basket
[+6] u/Coffeewin: MSFT and META competing for the title of King Bagholder 🎶🎶🎶
[+36] u/bearhunter429: #"We reached an agreement with Iran and both sides agreed that MSFT fucking sucks" LMAO🤌
[+17] u/LavishnessTimely7372: We can make history tomorrow, an African American can become the first trillionaire.
[+14] u/Fitzaroo: Remember folks, Elon Musk didnt get rich selling cars, or robots, or ai or anything else. He got rich selling puts on his dogshit companies and plowing the premiums back into the stock making the price go up. The more dogshit his company, the more hitler-esque his antics, the more people bought puts and the more premium he put into the stocks.
Do not buy puts. You are funding your own failures.
[+14] u/FatBastardsHungry: Tomorrow will be the biggest fuggin green d in history
[+13] u/__nameless____: a whole week the market is crazy about inflation and bubble, then 🥭 threatened to take over kharg island, and then all of sudden we are all pumping like there's no tomorrow because of one-sided claim of a deal but the blockade still going, so basically nothing changes from what made the market down and the deal is not finalized yet lmao 🤌🏻
[+13] u/neariced: Every day I check this sub and see a MSFT bag holder crying
[+13] u/imahohohoho: Wait….
It’s IPO day for Elmo.
Iran and US “signing” a deal.
Trumps Bday this weekend?
And there’s bitches here that don’t think it will be a 3-4%+ day?
[+12] u/Legal_Shop_5501: 1. Futes keep pumping
2. Koreans wake up and pump the shit out of stocks
3. SPY 760 at open
4. Bers r fuked
[+12] u/prospectivemillions: Apparently SpaceX is going public tomorrow anyone heard about this?
[+12] u/imahohohoho: Mango is gonna tweet the market into 3%+ tomorrow.
I can feel it in my bones.
[+11] u/Yieloo: I sold everything and will full port tomorrow at open 📈
[+11] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Bought a fuck load of lube for tomorrow.
Either way it goes, we gonna need it.
[+11] u/OkResponsibility2470: >\>Trump has insisted that an agreement is imminent numerous times since the war began on Feb. 28, with joint U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iran. Earlier this week, CNN tallied at least 38 times when the president had made such a claim.
39th times the charm guys!
[+11] u/cgonz15: I just got literally shit on by a bird, this has to be a sign of ATH soon
[+10] u/Competitive-Elk9326: If you guys don’t think 🥭will say an agreement was signed this weekend and the war is over and just move on and ignore Iran, you guys haven’t been paying attention for the last year and a half
[+10] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: It’s crazy how everyone knows when to sell bonds and buy equities at the exact same time like it looks really normal on charts
[+10] u/D1rtD3mon: makes sense that the market needs to be super strong before SPCX ipo
[+10] u/whyshw: Paper gains are nothing until they’re locked in. I learned an expensive lesson
[+10] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Wow one red week and he cancels all his attacks this man is an emotional investor
[+10] u/ChainOfThot: If I get my SPCX shares allocated, to the moon! Else, elon sux, he is a scammer, etc. etc.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Red candles were specifically invented for MSFT LMAO🤌
[+9] u/DrElkSnout: It's possible that we're near peak retardation.
[+9] u/txholdem: yahoo finance: stocks surge because trump said iran deal is near. yeah right!
[+9] u/neariced: Elmo must have Taco by the balls to let him pull this fuckery
[+9] u/mmmmmmmayhem: 500 shares requested. Let’s see if I get 1, 50 or none.
[+9] u/Allout-Okarun: I’d feel so silly if I was going into tomorrow not holding calls
[+9] u/mardigrasmoker: So is the second bear market of 2026 over? Just like that?
[+9] u/seanws30: so if he posts tomorrow that the bombing will resume it will drop the equivalent amount right? RIGHT?
[+9] u/imahohohoho: I’m expecting a 3%+ day tomorrow.
[+9] u/CalRippedken: I love timing the market. 60% of the time it works every time
[+9] u/Freshrichcoffee: So the plan is to full part SpaceX at Market on Open and sail to the moon, right?
[+9] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Tomorrows the big day
[+8] u/deflattedballs: Euphoria will be peak tomorrow
[+8] u/Old_Evidence8598: thank you 🥭 for saving the pump
[+8] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: So you wanna tell me that the market sold off since Friday because it really was scared that he will start attacks on Iran, after we pumped up 35% with the same scenario? Now we go back to ATH and everything was just a nothing burger? I honestly cant believe it. If he does this game for the next months, will we be another 20% higher in hope for a peace deal?
[+8] u/neariced: Imagine thinking Israel will actually back off and stop the war lol
[+8] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Sit on your hands tomorrow. I need to too, and I won’t. 🫡
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: from false social or irl idk where he said it tbh
>TRUMP DECLARES U.S. HAS SETTLED WITH IRAN, SAYING DEAL IS PRETTY MUCH COMPLETE AND THE US GOT EVERYTHING IT WANTED.
[+8] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Inverse me. I full ported into the SpaceX IPO for tomorrow
[+8] u/2muchnet42day: Iran tryna play hard to get
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: That was some bullshit with Adobe
[+8] u/SnooMarzipans9536: Thank you to whoever mentioned Iran sending a proposed deal or whatever you said about 10m before the truth dropped. I got out of my puts for a 2k profit and bought 150 745 1DTE. Sold 100 at the top of the first pump and 25 at the top of the second. 25k gain give or take.
[+8] u/SetRestart: Bers have successfully predicted 50 of the last 2 recessions. Congratulations to everyone who successfully timed the historic **2026 Bear Market** which famously lasted from Tuesday morning until Thursday lunch.
*Back to our regularly scheduled pumping*
[+8] u/C0up7: IPO = It’s Probably Overpriced
[+8] u/syedhuda: bers u better start planning your trip to the local homeless shelter and register before the other bers take your spot
[+7] u/spacmann: So we know Nasdaq is gonna add SPCX in 15 trading days. That means every index fund tracking Nasdaq will be forced to buy SPCX at whatever price. OK, we know for sure there's a buyer in 15 trading days, now how can SPCX possible go down before that?? Who would sell, given that he's 100% guaranteed to have a buyer at ANY high price two weeks down the line? Can someone explain to me what prevents SPCX from going to infinity given the assured existence of such a buyer?
[+7] u/Knarre30: So the biggest liar of our era claims for the 100th time that Iran wants a Deal. He promised this shit since march. And despite that everyone can see those lies were still pumping over every new "peace deal". Such a clownshow
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Be a regard and.. full port space x tomorrow!
[+7] u/imahohohoho: Calling it now. Mango is gonna hard pump tomorrow, so much that he literally congratulates himself, and questions why people didn’t make money.
[+7] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: I am very confused though. Inflation is still fucked. Employment numbers are cooked. But oil goes down and suddenly the world is saved? The fuck?
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: MU went up 100 today lol. Crazy.
[+7] u/LiveInLayers: I kind of feel bad for the American people. Just cows that are being milked while the 1% laughs at the top.
[+7] u/MeYouThemEveryone: My gut is telling me to steer clear of SPCX tomorrow, I'll ride the wave with a very small token play just for fun, but not going to full send it. Anyone else not jumping in or am I alone?
[+7] u/Independent_Name_601: Up 16.50% today. When we mooning.
[+7] u/SetRestart: Bers are dead and Bols own the market
[+7] u/hallett21: I’ll continue rage baiting until morale improves
[+7] u/gtlgdp: Like part of me thinks spacex is gonna be a waste of money but also everyone thought that about Tesla while it continued to make record highs all the time
[+7] u/Karl-Levin: You heard of data centers in space how about a cat daycare in space? Your cat might return dead or alive who knows.
Don't miss out on the next big quantum business!
[+7] u/Allout-Okarun: You’re telling me google was 15%+ off its high and you didn’t buy?
https://preview.redd.it/9xcrmbjofq6h1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024902e98fa9b2ec41f91cb596ac9055d4552e90
[+6] u/C0up7: You gotta be a masochist if you’re still shorting or still has puts on space stocks lol
[+6] u/LongCucumber3710: Why don’t I see SpaceX 1350 0DTEs
[+6] u/caughtinthought: if you have a million dollars, Elon is a million times richer than you
[+6] u/rocier: Guess I'll get mad about it
[+6] u/deevee12: SpaceX has a chance to do the funniest thing tomorrow
[+6] u/BBBY4ever: If this pump was going to hold, ask yourselves why Baron bought 0dte call options 30 minutes before his daddy posted and not 1dte call options.
[+6] u/awake283: My gut has been screaming at me to do absolutely nothing this week. Just observing seems prudent.
[+6] u/Cold-Goose-2757: Give me a play to turn 250 into 10k tomorrow. Make no mistakes
[+6] u/jackoftrade777: Will keep buying SPCX for about a week. I’m already up 30%.
[+6] u/Extreme-Camel2068: I haven’t touched options in 8 months. This morning I played some puts of some rejection points, held through some red, ended up making $6k. Almost held runners but I sold everything.
Started eating lunch with folks at work… 15 min later look at my phone and there’s a 1.5% candle. LMAO. Not pushing my luck anymore… I think.
[+6] u/Jealous_Wash_8967: Please post your SPCX bags after the rugpull
[+6] u/No-Put2311: Yall are too negative about SPCX so I’m aping at open cause I prefer money over being right
[+6] u/aqjingson: Obviously buy spacex ipo tomorrow since everyone thinks it will tank
[+6] u/Valianne11111: Tomorrow is going to be nuts. Can’t wait
[+6] u/kawkface: Bro I'm restricted from participating in the spacex ipo...I don't work for a broker dealer robinhood wtf
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Wearing a neon pink thong
[+6] u/alfred250: Space X is closing over $200 tomorrow. Can i ban bet that?
[+6] u/Juidawg: Imagine not buying, at Bare minimum, lotto calls for tomorrow.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: u guys are fkn retarded
[+16] u/BFox1982: Fat people should be more embarrassed of themselves.
[+13] u/OnlyBols: i have a feeling in my ass we shrek tomorrow
[+13] u/Informal-Composer226: Holy fuck everything is green (except msft)
We’re so back
[+12] u/IndependentBoth2831: People that are going to short space x are going to get fucked
[+11] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Now everyone is FOMOing back into tech AH you can’t make this shit up
[+10] u/CluelessTennisBall: Suing microsoft not because it's lost me so much money, but because they named their company after my medical condition
[+10] u/GrandKnew: funny how this whole entire sub changes the moment the employed people get off work
[+10] u/whitepug: The best time to buy calls is after a 3% rally right
[+10] u/dasboot523: If you think SpaceX IPO goes bad tomorrow you're as dumb as they come. It all collapses when the insides can sell their shares.
[+10] u/HimothyCastagne: Where’s the guy that kept spamming yesterday that spy will go to 735. My fuckin hero I held calls through the Trump pump cause of the courage he imbued on me
[+10] u/poopy_wizard132: I'm never going short again.
[+10] u/hammerscribe98: BACK IN YOUR CAGE SPACE BEARS
[+9] u/LaserBeamer17: lol still too bearish in here. We’re gonna fucking rip tomorrow
[+9] u/Vaseline105: Feel like I'm the only one man enough to say I don't know what will happen with the SPCX IPO...
[+9] u/Rexultdis: Tomorrow Elon will be first billionaire to turn trillionaire to turn billionaire all in one day
[+9] u/Moreinius: Either market nuke or market Christmas tomorrow, nothing in between.
[+9] u/drytexterfinalboss: Sndk was at 1575 last night and it's now 1940....on fucking nothing 🤡
[+8] u/PickleRickleTV: Phew that was a brutal recession. Glad it’s over. We back to going up?
[+8] u/Purple_Bearkat: Cars for kids commercial is radio terrorism and has been for years. Someone needs to put a stop to this.
[+8] u/MonicaLewinskibidis: Jim Cramer says that SpaceX could soar to unsustainable levels after its debut
Sell
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: If the Koreans pump the fuck outta this shit I’ll eat a whole jar of Kimchi tomorrow
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: ASTS and RKLB are pumping already
[+8] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: Shoulda seen this coming. Its his birthday weekend, UFC at the whitehouse, SpaceX IPO, of course he was going to end the war this week
[+8] u/SpyBagholder: Gentlemen it’s been nice having this bol market with you all. I fear tomorrow will be the end. 🫡
[+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Korea beats Czech tonight and kospi goes +15%
[+8] u/greyenlightenment: "deal soon" to "possible deal" to "negotiations stall" to "threaten strikes" to "more strikes" repeat
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: AlJazeera:
He is basically showing that the Iranians are, on the one hand, almost on the same page with the Americans,
but also, not yet, not completely, not absolutely, because they are still studying the details
lmao
[+8] u/BeginnersDuck777: I’m just curious. At what point is an immigrant with $2,000,000,000,000 a national security threat?
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: LOL @ Hegseth trying to work out. No functional strength. Actually weaker than he looks, what an insult.
[+7] u/ilchymis: I may have accidentally bought 50 shares of SPCX, so this fucker is certainly crashing hard tomorrow. I am fully regarded.
[+7] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Gavin newsom looks like Loki from mcu
[+7] u/_GregTheGreat_: As somebody nearly full ported into ASTS (over 100k profit as we speak) I’m low key terrified about tomorrow.
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: I made back $12,000 of the $18,000 i lost last fri-tues all in one day
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: Bers saw Google raise 80 bil to buy chips and shorted the memory makers at single digit fwd PEs lmao
[+7] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Tomorrow is going to be entertaining to say the least
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: Don't know what they'll do tomorrow morning, but RKLB and ASTS are probably gonna moon the entire AH period.
[+7] u/gnnr25: Too much hype, it's going to go to shit.
[+7] u/diefy7321: Bers mad we about to make Elon a trillionaire 🤗
[+7] u/Space_Miner6: KOSPI with the casual +7.5%
[+7] u/BeginnersDuck777: Holy shit… he’s going to be worth $2,000,000,000,000 by 4pm
[+7] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I wanna see SPY up 6% and QQQ up 9% tomorrow. No less no more.
[+6] u/dataCollector42069: Rip to those who bought puts just before the V that must legit suck
[+6] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: Sandisk might actually hit 2k AH
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Bottom is in I guess. SPY 1000 EOW
[+6] u/Personal-Cellist8022: SPY 800 EOW, full port
[+6] u/diefy7321: My one share of SPCX will propel it to $1,000 eom
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: When I think of this sub I think of all the wives that get into late stage casting couches. Real low quality straight to VHS type stuff that has poor sound and bad lighting
[+5] u/Prince_Chunk: QQQ swinging $20 every day is wild af
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: How does SpaceX IPO make any sense when thousands of venture funds and bankers already have their dick in the cookie jar
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: 300 shares of MSFT today. The shrek dick countdown has begun
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: I figure this autistic cunt won't go live till the afternoon.....
[+5] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: I can feel the spacex in my nipples
[+5] u/shanked5iron: Everything is computer (except Microsoft)
[+5] u/MoridanArtorias: Imagine being a bear.
[+5] u/PrestigiousPrompt293: What's going on with DRAM?
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Crazy how nobody wants META at 18 fwd P/E ratio
[+5] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: Pedo activities are rampid in the private wealth management industry
[+5] u/tossaway109202: So why did SPY jump after lunch, iran?
[+5] u/Thecreamcheeze: Buying the oil dip now is a guaranteed 5%
[+5] u/2020isgreat: we've been days away from a deal for months now
[+5] u/Joey-Cap: One trillllliiioonnn dollars
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Does anybody have an actual count of deal claims?
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: Bears think they get to decide whether or not the market is "irrational"
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: That’s what you get for making acrobat paid and shit
All I wanted was to conveniently read pdf documents
[+5] u/The_eternal_fight: The proposed agreement centers on a "No Dust, No Dollars" framework where Iran agrees to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and export its stockpile of highly enriched uranium in exchange for the US lifting sanctions and unfreezing assets. While 🥭 expressed confidence that the deal is finalized in concept,
Iran's Foreign Ministry stated that "nothing has been finalised" regarding the text, and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was reportedly surprised by the announcement as Israel was not a party to the memorandum.
Same shit repeating itself.
It's good tho. Deal bubbles are back 🐂 mf 🐂
[+17] u/AKNJ907: If MU just hits $21,200 tomorrow I’m gucci baby
[+15] u/VeryMercurial: Gonna laugh my ass off when 🌮 says again…
”IRAN IS BEING TOTALLY UNREASONABLE. WE HAD A PERFECT DEAL READY TO SIGN BUT THEY DIDNT WANT TO SHOW UP. NOW WE’LL REALLY HIT THEM HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE”
[+14] u/natekates: Why does it feel like Christmas Eve?
[+13] u/Infamous_Ad3866: i just realize trump is a genius ngl he legit say he was bombing iran back to middle ages yesterday only to cancel it today and stocks go burrrrr with no peace deal in sight.
[+12] u/Effective_Dog3089: IRAN DEMANDED A LARGE ALLOCATION OF SHARES ON SPCX IPO
[+11] u/bruhhzilla: Rocket my fucking lab
[+11] u/GreenGameboyColor: You know the weather is bad when the unattractive weatherman comes in instead of the attractive latina
[+10] u/guhhhh_MU: Just need SPY 50,000 tmr and I'll be able to afford double chicken
[+10] u/CardiologistEqual336: a lot of people are either gonna retire tomorrow or go bankrupt
[+10] u/nasdaqslut: My fam asked me about the spaceX ipo this shit is fucking cooked
[+10] u/necarpenter417: I have zero interest in space x
[+10] u/abcdefgogetter: I actually think you're all bots
[+9] u/MagJack: the last 3 months of stocks have taken 5 years off my life
[+9] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: I don’t trust this setup one bit.
[+9] u/PrematureJack: 3 pumps were given to metals, immortal and fairest of commodities. 7 pumps to the cryptobros, great miners. 9 pumps to the chips makers, who above all else value electricity.
But they were all of them deceived, for another dump was made. One dump to rug them all.
[+9] u/NewlyOld31: Bought GOOGL, AVGO, MU, NVDA, META today and set good till cancelled limit sells on all of them getting back to their highs not too long ago.
[+9] u/BullPropaganda: Tomorrow we will witness the first ever speed run from trillionaire to millionaire
[+9] u/PatentedSheep: Every time I’m this excited for a trading day things go to shit
[+9] u/housemouse431: who the fuck is selling right now, havent u had enough over the past 4 days with the amount of volume, jfc lol
[+8] u/AlmostAsianJim: One day of owning $ASTS has recouped my two months of losses on $MSFT. Satya Nutella can suck my left nut.
[+8] u/nomosnow: "Jim Cramer says that SpaceX could soar to unsustainable levels after its debut" Puts it is..
[+8] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Threw the little i still have left in puts. Was nice to know you 🫡
[+8] u/j_b_1983: Alright Asia, let's pick up the pace please.
[+8] u/cashflow_: Can’t chat neighbor needs help with their Airbnb listing so I have to minimize all my porn browsers
[+8] u/ArcDogRob: Hi, I’m Mango Taco, and welcome to another episode of Jackass
[+8] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Bers want an entire civilization wiped out so they can make $42.07
[+35] u/iTouchStuff: yall retards dont understand the $1.75 trillion valuation
that's just on Earth
There are 8 planets in our solar system
That's $14 trillion in potential value
But when you factor in the other 100 billion planets in our galaxy?
$1.4 septillion.
and im not even getting into the infinite multiverse
[+22] u/dylanx5150: Gonna wait six months and buy SPCX @ 70. Y'all have fun tomorrow though.
[+16] u/DownSyndromSteven: My kids gave me hand foot and mouth virus, I’m 6 days into this experience and my balls are inflamed to twice the size. Very nice to see but painful.
[+16] u/bc531198: I'm a shoeshine boy and I've been telling everyone to buy spacex and that the Iran war will be over in two weeks
[+13] u/mousepop321: The first trillionaire is African and has autism
People hate a underdog story
[+12] u/Xom0: why are ppl overthinking the pump and dump ipo tmmrw? get your 50-100% profit and move on
donnie pump throws yall so many bones and you're always mad lol
[+12] u/astroslostmadethis: 🥭 Sets New World Record By Winning War With Iran 27 Times In One Year
[+11] u/SocraticLogic: You know that kid who would call the cops on parties because he wasn’t getting laid? Those worthless, bottom-feeding fucks grow up to be bers.
[+11] u/livingunique: Tomorrow I'm doing two things:
Buying SPY calls
Watching SPCX while staying the hell away from it
[+10] u/TheMeta40k: One of these times it will be actual peace.
[+9] u/music_is_gud: Did Iren really say "we dunno nothing about the peace deal"? LOL
[+9] u/twostroke1: I live in the middle of a corn field and we just had a EF4 tornado rip through a few miles from me. 192mph winds. It was like the movie twister outside.
Thought I was gonna end up in the land of oz. I wonder if they got a casino there…
[+9] u/buttscratcher3k: SpaceX is going to be the catalyst for a tech sector crash, I feel it in my nuggs
Its the perfect storm
[+8] u/svpa3991: Rklb into nasdaq? Look at rklb man, so inspirational
[+8] u/hockeyfun1: I bought SpaceX IPO at $5.35 today. We're going to the mooooon!
[+8] u/orangeyougladiator: Just think, there are retards who will voluntarily buy SpaceX tomorrow
[+8] u/Top_Investment1825: man the game sub is so depressing holy shit
[+8] u/scooterhomeimprover: AI priced to 2040 levels when it can’t even correctly identify how many Rs are in the word strawberry
[+8] u/Ceyenne18: maybe its MSFT's time to be green when everyone else is red
kekeke
[+8] u/That-Account6064: if spacex and Tesla were valued like normal companies, Elon would still be worth like 50 billion, which is still a fairly respectable amount of money. Nothing to be embarrassed about.
[+8] u/Physical_Path_5194: Wait what Teflon Don made up a fake deal so he wouldn’t have to escalate. I wonder how those calls got loaded
[+8] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: drunk and the table next to me full of 70 yr olds are talking about investing in tech stocks
SPY 80% crash wen
[+7] u/ClarkFable: Think about how dumb you’ll feel, when you’re sitting there next week asking yourself why you fell for it again. Think about it.
[+22] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: Bro faked another deal so elons ipo wasn't as fucked
[+18] u/ThatGuyDan123: Everyone investing in ai when they should be putting 50 billion into creating an adderal that doesnt morph my cock into a pinto bean
[+15] u/Toothlesskinch: Being a trillionaire is cool. But being a Chamillionaire is cooler.
[+14] u/Nathan_Fang_: 🥭: "I told Mr Iran I want to make a deal and he said: 'Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wallawalla bingbang'".
SPY: +3%
[+13] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: For anyone interested, if you go outside and live in North America and look to the NW you’ll see mercury, Jupiter and Venus.
[+13] u/Firm_Variation6452: Can’t wait for my 1 share of space x to make me a millionaire
[+13] u/early-retirement-plz: Koreans watching World Cup while buying memory
[+13] u/dorkstar1: 📍Trump has canceled the cancellation of the bombing he canceled.
[+13] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Elon musk being worth 1 trillion is a joke. His businesses and strategies are nothing but a house of cards held up by cult members. Also he’s only the world’s fifth trillionaire. There already was Mansa Musa, Augustus Caesar, Putin, the Saudi king, and then there’s regarded Elong
[+13] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: DRAM will RAM ber with tha D
[+13] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: How many times can we pump on peace deal?
Market: yes
[+12] u/Nathan_Fang_: Tomorrow will be one of the craziest trading days in our lifetimes.
Unfortunately, we won't be able to talk to each other about it because reddit servers will crash as soon as the market opens...
[+12] u/thewaterb0yyyy: If I can just make $2500 tomorrow I’ll never gamble again (until Monday)
[+12] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Memory. Space. Memory in Space. It's over bols have the high ground.
[+11] u/xyrian328: Remember when Elon launched that dead body into space in the trunk of that Tesla Roadster
[+11] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Whether you like or hate SPCX, it's going to bring a lot of attention to stocks tomorrow. Should be green tomorrow.
[+11] u/burrowed_greentext: watching the big short was the most ruinous thing that's ever happened to half u guys
[+11] u/CEOofBeanz: The less and less I trade the more and more I make
[+11] u/Nathan_Fang_: To all bears, I sincerely hate you all. I hope all your poots end up worthless. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+11] u/Nathan_Fang_: Virgin to $8+ tomorrow.
It’s a leveraged bet on the general retardation of humanity.
Which is always a safe bet.
[+11] u/oliver2022: idk how the koreans can pump samsung and sk hynix 10% everyday
[+10] u/Broad_Front7788: BREAKING 📰 📣: TRUMP ABOUT TO SIGN PEACE DEAL
>!WITH HIMSELF!<
[+10] u/supercrossed: 'Twas the Night Before SPCX
'Twas the night before listing, and all through the sub,
Not a bear was found posting — not even one snub.
The calls were all bought on Fidelity with care,
In hopes that a 10-bagger soon would be there.
The degens were nestled all snug in their chairs,
With visions of Lambos and tendies and prayers.
And apes in their hoodies, and mods with their bans,
Had just settled in for pre-market pump scans.
When out on my Robinhood rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
Away to the ticker I flew like a flash,
Refreshed the damn page and prepared for the cash.
The glow of the screen on the new-fallen night
Gave lustre of rockets to objects in sight.
When, what to my bloodshot and bagholding eyes,
But a $135 price tag — the LARGEST IPO size!
With a payload so massive, so historic a raise,
I knew in a moment it was time to go craze.
More rapid than Falcon 9, tendies they came,
And I whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now Starlink! Now Starship! Now xAI too!
On Falcon! On Dragon! On everything Musk blew!
To the top of the Nasdaq! Right through Liz Warren's wall!
Now moon away! Moon away! Moon away all!"
As options that open gap up to the sky,
When they meet with resistance, they moon even high.
So up to the stratosphere SPCX flew,
With $75 billion raised — and retails got some too.
And then, in a frenzy, I heard on the feed
The stamping and raging of each WSB creed.
As I maxed out my margin and turned around fast,
Down the rocket came Elon — first class and unsurpassed.
He was dressed all in Starbase merch, head to his boot,
His suit tarnished with rocket exhaust and with soot.
A bundle of CALLs he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a god as he opened the pack.
His eyes — how they sparkled! His smirk — how it gleamed!
His valuation of $1.75 tril, just as degen as dreamed!
His oversubscribed book — how the orders did flow,
Three-and-a-half times demand with retail below.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He priced all the IPO, then turned with a smirk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
He posted on X — and to orbit he rose.
He sprang to his Starship, and his crew gave a roar,
And away they all flew — T+1 to the core.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he burned out of sight:
"YOLO, you apes — and to all a good flight!" 🚀
[+10] u/8thSt: I bet Elon has been up all night celebrating and is just now really sinking into his K hole.
[+10] u/No-Sympathy-686: If spy could pump 1.5% tomorrow morning that would be great.
[+10] u/Icommandyou: Everyone seems to be euphoric about tomorrow
[+9] u/vinojpm: That TACO was personally called in from daddy Elon. Ain't nothing gonna get in the way of him being the first trilly
[+9] u/dune2350: Taco gona introduce his world peace then Ron Artest comes out from behind the curtains.
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: bro next week " I NEVER SAID I LOVE INFLATION"
[+9] u/Affectionate-Toe-415: I love South Korea and Samsung and sk hynx
[+9] u/llamaflocka: Ya know what SPCX valuation is stupid but it’s lower than TSLA with a better future outlook, calls
[+9] u/ateranol: Calls on ketamine, if SpaceX IPO goes well
[+9] u/Nathan_Fang_: Tomorrow will be one of the craziest trading days in our lifetimes.
Unfortunately, we won't be able to talk to each other about it because Reddit servers will crash as soon as the market opens...
[+9] u/Odd_Papaya8305: LETS GO MY KOREAN BROTHERS
[+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I told myself "never again", but guess what...
I agained.
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: Bruh, my cousin showed me his job application because he wanted me to go over it before he submitted it. Bro put for sex: no experience and for phone: iPhone 16 pro max.
🤣😂🤣😂
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #"IN THE COMING DAYS" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/rcp_5: Reading about futures trading for the first time and I find:
> ...contango and backwardation, which describe the relationship between futures prices and the current market price
Contango and backwardretardation? Which one of you fuckers came up with this shit?!?!?!
[+8] u/kinkyhentai69: Doesnt matter if spacex has a 100t valuation or a 100b valuation only 75b will be available to us retail regards so it will pump either way because we're gonna fight for these limited pos shares
[+8] u/Brubiu: nasdaq inclusion, like coreweave
[+7] u/Broad_Front7788: Elon becoming a trillionaire is definitely not going to cause any backlash and make communism more popular
[+7] u/Affectionate-Idea690: According to current SPY Option Chains, market makers have priced in an expected move of ±$11.34 (1.57%) for tomorrow, Friday, June 12. In a risk-on rally, that pushes SPY straight toward $760...holy cow.
[+7] u/GloomyMembership4197: When I think about SpaceX, I think that one successfull Bezos blue origin rocket launch would halve SpaceX value in seconds.
[+7] u/ricob12: I think people better look at a quick get in and get out on Space stocks tomorrow. AGAIN... A GET IN AND GET OUT, not any rocket ship stuff.
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Buy MU for the run up to earnings and dump it at the last minute
[+7] u/FinallyArt: I love selling stocks for six bucks that make it to the NASDAQ 100. Cheers RKLB /sigh
[+7] u/ScytherDOTA: I lost so much yesterday, I'm back to my starting point.
I should've transferred the money elsewhere. Even half of it doesnt feel bad.
Now its haunting me, cant sleep and I feel so bad. Revenge trade after trade. Was a bear yesterday for a moment to save something and taco literally shot a missile into my ass. I had a panic attack in that instant
[+7] u/Impossible_Top242: Bro nvda please hit 220 I need that 20k
[+7] u/dFrame3070: I hate elons guts but that doesn’t change the fact spacex will open at $200 tomorrow morning.
[+7] u/ChemistLeading3484: Update: I’ve bought the Carmelo bar for 3.29 that I previously said was too expensive.
[+6] u/llasar17: celebratory love taps
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: Destroyign Iran will be back on the table at 4PM tomorrow
[+6] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Imagine not getting rich on spcex because you hate elon
[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy $750 tomorrow easily
[+6] u/alwaysthirsts: limit order 333 shares $333 at 6am
[+6] u/scrap4crap: Imagine imagining today
[+6] u/GoldfishJay: All in on Musk X tomorrow at open.
[+6] u/SuperNewk: Hyperinflation = no stocks can crash. Asset owners love it, non asset owners hate it
[+5] u/VisualMod: You already have a bet going - MU to 1100.0 before 20-Jun-2026 03:51 AM -05
[+5] u/Ok-Roll9809: 135 - 160 at close 100 at open next day
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Spacex is now available on cash app we did it Reddit
[+5] u/EdwardMurderKnuckles: The top is in. His name's Raul and he's my wife's tennis teacher.
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Spcx to open at $190+
[+5] u/chosimba83: Tomorrow is a gap up day, especially if the Iran news holds and with the Spacex ipo. Chips and AI are going to be green.
[+27] u/jmc774: So if I buy SPCX I'll lose it all but if I watch from the sidelines I'll watch you fuckers get rich
[+15] u/pmotiveforce: We are about to witness the most expensive, and also the most retarded, musical chairs hot potato hybrid game ever played in the history of mankind.
[+15] u/sekak77: Entire sub bullish …. Know what that means
[+14] u/Kickboy21: SPCX already $3000 on Zimbabwe exchange rn
[+14] u/NoProfessional4650: Welp turns out my $250k in SPCX is subject to lock up restrictions for a year…. Thought I was gonna sell at open. Guess I’ll ride this one to the moon 🌙 🚀
[+13] u/KnightofAmethyst2: I can't wait for Virgins Galactico to fucking moon!!
8500 shares.
Fat finger that Space X IPO regards!!
[+11] u/stupidber: We ride at dawn retards
[+11] u/PhysInstrumentalist: I like to smoke marijuana
[+11] u/Altair82: thinking about joining the MU stock subreddit
never been in a cult before...
[+10] u/stupidber: Which one of you lady retards is this? https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/s/BlVh0m6RvJ
[+10] u/OK_Computer10101: Are you available to give this insight on CNBC tomorrow? A quick 15 min zoom…
[+10] u/xeuropa: South Korea about to win and Kospi up 8 percent
[+9] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Pump is so obvious tomorrow that it's kind of weirdish
[+9] u/Just_House_7102: As will.i.am says — pump it
[+9] u/Poly_ptero_dactyl: LOL Iran shooting at ships in the strait again. This is not a serious timeline
[+9] u/djln491: This time of night the posts are fewer but 10x more regarded
[+9] u/aka_crashoverride: Ramen section in the store
[+9] u/jmc774: Can't sleep too excited. Like the night before Christmas
[+8] u/gbgbgb1912: You guys thought 94x revenue was high. Wait tell you see 420x revenue
[+8] u/No_Ad_2674: Lets squeeze spacex. Low float high demand shit is going go parabolic
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: buying a car in cash is funny because you notice the finance guy hates you
[+8] u/Liquidsnake959: I just want to say I love you all and sometimes this is a lot of fun.
[+8] u/strip_club_dj: Do I stay out of space x ensuring it pumps 300%+ or do I full port it to make it crash to $20? Decisions, decisions...
[+8] u/upvx: frontpage post of a lady who's husband just left her for his co-worker and she's 3 months pregnant and stock trades. "Trading stocks. I made quite a bit with the stocks for awhile. I lost the majority in a single trade I fell asleep due to hypoglycemia. Then I spiraled with the last 8k during the stress"
[+17] u/aioliravioli: Space X (SPCE) is only 6.50 currently
Looks like an easy buy before it gos to 135
[+14] u/TSickler: Tried to find spcx on RH and accidentally clicked on some $6 space stock. I am the regard wsb is praying for
[+13] u/zug_moneycomes: You can’t make this shit up. This guy again postpone deal by few days and market gets crazy. Hormuz still closed lmaooo this is fucking insane haha
[+13] u/Peppertheredfox: Space X is really gonna be a challenger in the industry. The 1986 challenger
[+13] u/MrIntuition: we’re gonna open green
[+12] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Spy opens at 720 that would get this sub really active 🤣🤣🤣
[+12] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Hilarious that Fidelity will ban retail traders from using their platform if they sell SpaceX shares immediately after IPO, yet every hedge fund will be selling their shares immediately after IPO with no restriction☠️
We are part of the permanent underclass. They control your money
[+11] u/OkRecommendation1040: I’m closer to $500 billion than elon
[+11] u/_hopkins: Did something happen? Why red
[+11] u/Bulky_Jellyfish9012: Bloomberg published a report during Asian trading hours stating that major investment banks were imposing leverage restrictions related to TSMC, Samsung Electronics, and SK Hynix. Following the report, Asian markets sharply reduced their intraday gains, and the news also weighed on the Nasdaq.
At the time, many institutions were heavily short Asian technology stocks and were facing significant losses. Bloomberg released the article while those losses were mounting rapidly. Given the timing, it is reasonable to speculate that some kind of behind-the-scenes deal or arrangement may have been involved.
[+10] u/corndog_messiah: My prediction: SPCX hits $1500 by end of day. Announces 10:1 stock split on second day of trading.
Never been wrong by the way
[+10] u/AlrightAaron: People buying spacex are the type of guys to put 91 in a Corolla
[+10] u/MelonBeefChop: Koreabros dumping so they can full port the ipo
[+10] u/DarkoDokkan: My spy calls are fucked, thanks for nothing Donald dump
[+9] u/sonofalando: We doing regular market hours volume at 2am eastern right here 🗣️🤡
[+9] u/OkAlternative7705: Wsb being bearish on spaceX is single most bullish signal to ever exist. I am def getting calls here cause no way this doesn’t pump. Hype is there, and I have been in market long enough to know how less fundamentals actually matter lol.
[+9] u/fzrox: Donald Trump was born on June 14, 1946.
You guys really think tomorrow will be red? Guys come on. Tomorrow it will be ATH celebration
[+9] u/Unlucky252: Only Natanyahu can save my oil calls now
[+9] u/MusingsAndMind: you didn't "lose" money.
you **gained** losses.
[+9] u/djklmnop: It usually climbs once we hit premarket
[+14] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Iran confirms US has surrendered 😂
[+13] u/BeaverSack: Son: daddy what was the SPCX IPO like?
Dad: Well son, imagine a market. A market that is fake but is also just raging ghey. Now imagine that market is completely full of regards. Thats what it was like son.
[+12] u/k3t4mine: The unconditional US surrender document has been confirmed to exist by Iran.
[+12] u/taffy_laffy: >US aircraft head to Europe ahead of possible trip by Vance for Iran deal signing: Axios
Draft memorandum of understanding could be signed in Geneva within days and would extend current ceasefire for 60 days, according to report
PUMP BACK TO ATH
[+11] u/DressedInPolo: Wait so retail is betting they can sell their shares of SpaceX faster than the algorithms?
https://preview.redd.it/nza8wgjl7t6h1.png?width=231&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b8218cf45e0c6a5245465475e96c7cce12ca975
[+10] u/minimal_stat: # >Having a pump is like having sex. Each time I get a pump, it’s great. I feel like I’m coming all day.
*Arnold Schwarzenegger*
[+10] u/BoomerSharkBoy: On the bench watching the SPCX show later on
[+10] u/knoqd_: Wait we actually got a deal wtf
[+9] u/Fine_Specialists: # CALLS AT OPEN GREEN FRIDAY In THE WORKS
[+8] u/cloudsofgrey: Everyone freak the fuck out and panic buy everything we are about to pump
[+8] u/AdventurousFinish681: The difference between securing bags and holding bags astronomical
[+8] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Proud to say I’ve never watched 2 girls 1 cup
[+8] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Koreans panicked again
[+8] u/AGener0usGod: Imagine if the SEC had an open position for “Scrolling WSB”?
[+8] u/octopus_serenader: If tomorrow's green I'm buying a really long cigarette holder. You fucks don't know how to be fancy.
[+8] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Micron will be up 12% in a day… then down 2% after hours and you babies lose your shit.
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: To anyone who believe in this deal, go on Twitter and read the leaked terms, I'm loading up on oil 😂
[+8] u/-bravozulu-: Imagine having an opportunity to buy any of these companies, have your money moon from this bull run and you chose to ‘invest’ in META 💀
\-13.55% YTD lmao
[+8] u/SolomonKings7: Not a big fun of the Musk, but he is good at making his employees rich AF.
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: My condolences to all the future spcx bagholders 😭
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: im going to put in a limit order for 10000 spacex shares at $1.01 in case there's like a flash crash after it begins trading
[+7] u/sibalbyonshin: Korea on a spotlight again like 2002 with world cup but now with memory stock and degen leverage tendency. SPCX gonna get blessed by korean fanboys
[+7] u/SeaworthinessFast161: It’s a rite of passage and it’s classy, Sharon.
[+7] u/Fun_Reporter9086: Poor bros gang rise up. 😞
[+7] u/Ok-End-3213: NASDAQ FUTURES ARE RED
[+7] u/Moist_Chain_POL: good morning my fellow Europoors! 🚀 enjoy your espresso and let’s lose some money today! ☕️ 🤌🏼
[+7] u/bufferoverflo: lol wtf I requested 100 and only got 1
[+7] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Spacex is gonna fucking pump so hard all of yall who were saying it’s gonna tank are fuckin retarded
[+7] u/Certain_Guide_1481: I wouldn’t want to lose money with anyone else
[+7] u/KarmaDoesNutExist: We buying spacex or nah bois
[+7] u/CasherburyTales: I just saw Falcon Heavy rocket buying everyone shots at the bar and yelling “I’m rich mofos!”
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Shit is so gay dude. MSFT red as shit today, despite the good news. AMZN still fucking down. I'm down like 10% each on those 2 fucking stocks.
Blue chip MAG7 stocks, fucking DOWN. Come fucking on dude.
[+7] u/UsernameTaken_123: SPCX 185 on Hyperliquid
This shit gonna open at 200
[+7] u/Moist_Chain_POL: what are Bibi’s moves for today? 🤔
[+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: Tomorrow morning May I wake up with 10x of my port. Amen!
[+6] u/bobby_stackz: Make sure you guys load up on spxc since people will thinks it's space x when it's just an HVAC company
[+6] u/beerstearns: Damn that Ginny Weasley is one stupid bitch for letting that giant snake get loose
[+6] u/mushroomdog420: According to my technical analysis, stocks should go up tomorrow 🙂↕️
[+6] u/AdventurousFinish681: There is a woman in my area on hinge who has the beginnings of male pattern baldness and I truly feel awful for her
[+6] u/Acceptable_Eagle_775: That's not a woman my guy..
[+6] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Last time Amd and Mu bounced back above key supports…. I bought back in and lost $200k overnight
Fuck this price movement. I don’t trust this shit for a minute and I’m staying cash
[+6] u/sabatiel180: And just like that..... 🌮 Tuesday became 🌮 Thursday.
[+6] u/100xOrBust: Feels like the night before Christmas
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: I got 11 of my 20 requested shares for SpaceX via robinhood lets goo
[+6] u/spaurake: Disclosure Day is a mediocre movie filled with cliches and boring. Yet is an avalanche from mainstream media, influencers and all imaginable niches parrots praising it as Spielberg’s best in 20 years, a blockbuster, a masterpiece etc.
Bullshit is everywhere not just on the stock market!
[+6] u/cfaawlday: I told yall SNDK WAS FREE MONEY 🤑🤑
[+5] u/gcko: Lucky them. Nobody is milking me.
[+5] u/IHRSM: Watching my 150 share SPCX req be filled with 2 shares allocated.
[+5] u/SkoomaJunki3: The whole markets about to go parabolic again ain’t it lmao.
We are officially in hyperflation. Flight from cash.
[+5] u/Exciting-Layer1963: RDW going to the moon
[+17] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: The only deal that was signed is the "let's pretend we have a deal before the SPCX IPO".
[+17] u/hkusbeckham: Pretty sure trump just wanted to pump for SpaceX IPO 🤡🥭
[+17] u/ukweeve: Elon is going to be off his tits on gear tonight
[+15] u/According-Essay-4973: There is no way the market is going down today. Every single pumped up IPO in the next 6 months depends on this one. Bankers wont let it happen
[+14] u/VTI4LYFE69: Iran confirms deal
Bears lol
[+14] u/Routine-Agent-160: MY WIFE JUST ANNOUNCED A CEASEFIRE AFTER A WEEK LONG WAR. FRIDAY NIGHT LOOKING GOOD 🫡🕺💃
[+14] u/wattap: DEAL TO BE SIGNED IN EUROPE AT REQUEST OF IRAN, AS SOON AS THIS WEEKEND
[+14] u/CaptainSt0nks: Which one would you choose?
SPCX: $ 1.77T market cap
insane CEO
RKLB: $ 66B market cap
sane CEO
[+13] u/Fun_Training6342: 🚨 BREAKING: IRAN state media just confirmed deal. Strait will be reopened. Very bullish today.
[+11] u/barnshaw292: We got a deal signed, folks. A tremendous deal. People are saying it's the greatest deal they've ever seen. Nobody's ever seen a deal like this before. Believe me. The experts are looking at it, they're saying, "Wow, what a deal." You won't believe it.
And the World Cup? It's started. It's going to be the best World Cup in history. Maybe ever. People all over the world are talking about it. They're calling me, they're saying, "Sir, we've never seen anything like it." The ratings, the excitement, it's incredible.
And SpaceX? What they're doing is unbelievable. The biggest IPO in history. Bigger than anybody thought possible. The numbers are going to be tremendous. Absolutely tremendous. The market is going to love it. Investors are going to love it. Everybody's going to be saying, "Why didn't we buy sooner?" It's going to do wonderful things, really wonderful things, for the market. You'll see.
[+11] u/irrelephantiasis: this chat has never been more gay then it is right now.
[+11] u/Damerman: iran were promised some IPO shares of spaceX
[+11] u/StockB0Y: Generational bag holders will be made today 😭
[+10] u/PyloPower: Who would've thunk announcing war & peace over & over again would work this well.
[+10] u/VesperGilchrist: I see people asking in other subs what's the difference between a market order and a limit order, because they are confused by their apps. The answers vary in quality, lmao. This truly is the best and most fun timeline
[+10] u/X211499Reddit: Elon in a deep K-hole right now
[+10] u/ThouOne: How is a company IPOing at $1.77 TRILLION market cap 😭🥀
[+9] u/w8w8dont: Greenest day ever tomorrow?
[+9] u/rollinhating: Does Israel and Iran know the war is finished?
[+9] u/Kooky_Resource6348: Poor ber. They had their 4 days of happiness and now they’ve lost all their cash again.
Back to hibernation.
[+9] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Next up on the Iran War cycle:
🥭will rant about there being no reparation payment, and it's all fake news
Iran will say they never even talked to 🥭 and didn't agree to anything
Nathan Yahoo will say he didn't get consulted and will bomb Hezbollah
Iran will say "fine then, back to Shaheed drones".
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: What fuck is this supposed to be?
[+9] u/Reynhart: Would be ironic if the fake peace deals caused the markets to pump, but the real one caused it to dump. Probably not actually going to happen, but an amusing thought.
[+8] u/ChiefBaggins: Haha bers always lose
Except that one time they didn't
And the other time
[+8] u/wattap: IRAN CONFIRMS STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPENING INCLUDED IN MOU
[+8] u/CMDR_Shepard96: I am not touching that Space stock. Not with a ten foot pole.
[+8] u/Xcentric7881: UK here - applied for 29 SPCX share, got 22 - quite surprised!
[+8] u/twenty_three_three: SpaceX IPO is the most hyped thing i've ever seen on this sub. The bots are going heaving on promo tonight. Need to farm all the retail they can to unlock that early unlock at 30%+ valuations.
[+8] u/ImAnonymous135: Can we just get another deal today? Id likd more than break even
[+8] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: $300 billion of surrender money to Iran. Calls it is. Still a Super power, Baby!! USA USA USA!
[+8] u/drained_epstein: every single comment is bullish you already know its bloodbath tomorrow
[+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: regards gonna get rich with their whole lot of 1 share of Space X
[+7] u/OneJellyfish5980: If we pump back to spy 760 I literally fixed my port from $75 95% down to $20,000 in 2 days lmao
[+7] u/PatrickSebast: Heard the hot girl at the gym talking about taking taking some mental health medications lol - no wonder she actually seemed eager to talk to me
[+7] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: I can’t keep up with the retardadization in here anymore I’m sorry
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Peace deal officially has been agreed upon between my port and MSFT.
[+7] u/ChampagnePapi-: whats this space sex everyones talkin about
[+7] u/Ok_Swordfish_9387: Why is there a SPCX ticker for $23 and where can I buy it?
[+7] u/Asmalex: Spacex so cheap at 6.20. I'm fully loaded
[+7] u/RealPrinceZuko: My shoeshine boy was telling me how he got 100 shares of SpaceX at IPO price. We're so cooked
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Koreans had 1 job today
[+7] u/optionsCone: My average price in MU is $1000
[+7] u/ebabz: Got 100% of shares I requested
(I requested 1 share)
[+7] u/Kattilaeikka: You'd think the market wouldn't believe Sleepy's peace deal announcement for the 40th time but it's the algos doing the trading and they can't differentiate the 1st and 40th announcement. Every time it's brand new information for them.
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: At that level for frequency and amplitude of lying, is it even gaslighting? There must be a different and more accurate word or phrase.
[+6] u/lardexDofB: To all bears, I sincerely hate you all. I hope all your poots end up worthless. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+6] u/12stolmylicenseplate: So Elon going to ring the bell tomorrow?
[+6] u/Ill_Sun358: Iran hasn’t confirmed of any agreement, 🥭 probably makin shit up now to pump his calls
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Bears absolutely frantic finding out they cant buy puts on spcx during IPO.
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Worlds first trillionaire is African American just in time for Juneteenth
[+6] u/Play_Background: Apparently we notice there is no deal
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: Micron has earnings in a few weeks and people r still fucking with shit stocks and SAAS. U should be loading ur calls and shares in mu and muu respectively on every drop. This mf gonna hit 2k
[+6] u/wattap: Oh we just selling futes non stop now huh, FUCK these algos
[+6] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: Remember when stocks were fairly valued? Pepperidge farm remembers
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: Just got off the phone with jessica and she said that katie said she saw spy with bol at dairyqueen last night which is so sad bcuz ber really likes spy they been talking for like almost a whole week
[+6] u/Tempest1897: Ready to watch RKLB take off tomorrow. #RKLBGANG
[+6] u/DonCenote: you’re supposed to pull and masterbernate your wiener really fast
[+6] u/Straight-Annual8687: Gonna be a sexy casino tomorrow!
[+6] u/wheels389: TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IPO ALL THRU THE NIGHT, EVERYONE CLUTCHED THEIR PHONES AND WAITED TO BUY
[+6] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: Pls god let my $NASA calls print 🙏
[+6] u/kenathen: wow.oil back to $60 . everything solved
[+6] u/Throwaway_6799: RKLB and ASTS getting me erect pre market. Just to edge me and go down 10% before market open probably.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Doubled down on MSFT calls before close. Regarded af
[+6] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: Somehow spacex will fuck my Google Nvidia amzn calls. Not sure how yet but something will happen
[+6] u/LowerMiddleClassMan: You retards don’t get it…price discovery isn’t real…it doesn’t matter if the valuation is 1.5T and the revenue is $3.50 a year…if major market makers and investment groups like Blackrock, SSGA, Wolverine, Citadel, Vanguard, etc…buy up a shit ton of it, it’s not crashing.
They set the price.
If it crashes, short term, it will be to make more money of you weak handed plebs before returning to new ATHs.
[+6] u/tocinoman: Copper futes futing 🤌
[+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Omfg corn is SHITTING ITSELF 🤯
[+5] u/ArYxNx: Hoping SpaceX can open 200 and pump to 270
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Shares requested 200, shares affirmed 200.
[+5] u/jalezasu: Is that a serious question?
[+5] u/hypeaze: I am stressed, I have $139 buying power in my brokerage account, I wonder if I'll get to buy a share of SPCX and get rich.
[+5] u/sayemsosa: Why is everyone saying spacex ipo is tomorrow … isn’t it trading already as the pseudo virgin galactic
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: So my brokerage has early access market for Space sex and its at $178
Whats the fucking point of buying then im literally going to buy the top of open ??
[+10] u/W0lv3rIn321: They really set up the FOMO for this spcx pump and dump.
[+9] u/Haikoe: 4 hours till Iran says no deal, lmao
[+9] u/chiswis: BREAKING NEWS: OIL IS FREE, NVDA DELISTED
[+9] u/Bravadette: Today is gonna be insufferable.
[+9] u/Salt_Contract342: Nobody can hear you cry in space
[+9] u/JohnDuffy78: T-25 minutes till SPCX launch.
I haven't had cable in more than a decade is CNBC live covering the event?
[+9] u/jayxmor: i know for a fact there was hella put buyers thinking that pump was not gonna last. LMAO see you behind wendys
[+9] u/Majestic_Mention171: Cathie Woods buying the top on SpaceX tomorrow
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: from all the Elon seething in this thread I can only guarantee SPCX is mooning
[+8] u/Joonypoo: someone said its trump's birthday weekend and he don't want it ruined by Iran shit
[+8] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: So what happens on Monday when Iran says “no deal” over the weekend? Probably pump even more.
[+8] u/Any_Influence_8305: Almost 2.5 years later and I sold my MSFT shares at 10% loss lmao
[+8] u/khante: So Elon is a TRILLLIONAIRE while I have about 1000 in my bank account. Still buying calls 🤙
[+8] u/doomfistmain999: Is there any woman here?
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Cubans are already sweating, after the world cup they are going to get love taps from 🥭. He needs to keep everyone distracted from the files.
[+8] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Cancelled the planned strikes to sign the worst deal ever assembled in the history of peace deals. Art of the deal.
[+8] u/SpezJailbaitMod: NASDAQ announced changes to the NASDAQ-100 Index effective June 22, 2026, adding five companies and removing five others in its quarterly rebalance.
The five companies being added to the index are Astera Labs Inc. (NASDAQ:
ALAB), CoreWeave Inc. (NASDAQ:
CRWV), Nebius Group N.V. (NASDAQ:
NBIS), Rocket Lab Corporation (NASDAQ:
RKLB), and Teradyne Inc. (NASDAQ:
TER).
Five companies will be removed from the index: Charter Communications Inc. (NASDAQ:
CHTR), Cognizant Technology Solutions Corporation (NASDAQ:
CTSH), Insmed Incorporated (NASDAQ:
INSM), Verisk Analytics Inc. (NASDAQ:
VRSK), and Zscaler Inc. (NASDAQ:
ZS).
The changes take effect before market opening on June 22, 2026, according to the company's statement.
The NASDAQ-100 Index measures the performance of 100 of the largest NASDAQ-listed non-financial companies. According to NASDAQ, the index is tracked by more than 200 investment products with over $800 billion in assets under management
[+8] u/dumbfemboiwhor: So much gain and loss porn will be posted after 4pm today
[+8] u/nordik1: MRVL boys let’s get that 300+ tomorrow 🗣️ 🗣️
[+7] u/mehmilani: Elon is def lurking in this sub. If you can read this, fuck you (will delete if you give me a billion dollars).
[+7] u/YepRabbit: got allocated 1 share, am i gonna be rich?
[+7] u/kaapooj: hope lebanon finally enjoys some peace
[+7] u/bigstew6: Futes this, futes that, how about you live in the now
[+7] u/bitchfart007: Pajama traders with the RKLB pump
[+7] u/timetopractice: Geez wsb still bearish I guess.
Friday should rip then ↗️↗️↗️
[+7] u/delicious_oppai: Holy spacex spam on this sub. Tomorrow can't come fast enough
[+7] u/cowboycookie1337: Futes are green and you’re asking why they are down?
[+7] u/Meakmoney1: Can’t wait to sell Space X options to degens. Please grant me shares
[+7] u/imoutohunter: 1/2000 shares allocated. Are you kidding me
[+6] u/NoChain4469: Maybe but lets be real its gonna pump with no fundamentals
[+6] u/palindromic: I put calls on SPXC for a larf and they are up 220% lol.. it’s an AC company i think
[+6] u/TimothyAlRashidVII: Space stocks better rip tomorrow cuz I’m jacked, jacked to the tits!
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: The Shrek we gonna see on Friday is gonna be on another level
[+6] u/tacardidm: got straight up dopamine fucked this week. redeveloped a runescape addiction and let a bunch of 0dtes drain my wallet
[+6] u/Either_Way2133: mango really has an insane ability to manifest whatever reality he wants
[+6] u/Dependent-Capital532: Dont understand why this shiet not pumpin since war about to be over this weekend
[+6] u/JustCan6425: SNDK and MU $2000 EOW
SPCX $1000 EOW
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: AI telling me last private investments in SPCX were Dec last year 2B (800B valuation) and july 1B (400B valuation).
They are now asking 80B at 1.75T.
LMAO
[+6] u/Tricky_Let2806: Anecdote time - friend from high school, who never once messaged me about finance/investments ever, hits me up on IG asking about spaceX ipo. Also teenage nephew asking me to get him shares
Tomorrow gonna be crazy
[+6] u/No-Detective-6229: someone told me the other day not to time the market. bro, what do you think an option is?
[+6] u/Celticsmoneyline: 'Twas the night before SpaceX and all through the land
Investors were stirring, ticker-tape in their hand
[+6] u/tptpp: real talk.. do you think this spacex thing will be a final pump before a massive correction? idk why it feels like this
[+5] u/nknk_3: So the guy with orange head lied again. Rip my calls
[+8] u/Numerous_Jelly1635: I live in South Korea and two days ago was seriously tempted to buy Hynix and Samsung weeklies... only would've been 3 grands worth but you need to watch a required video course and paper trade for a couple hours
So I bought XOM shares instead 😂
[+8] u/Josepth_Blowsepth: Can y’all pump everything up tomorrow so I can sell you bunch of overpriced calls in space and semiconductors. My Hoe’s boyfriend needs his nails did and has been hawk eying a bolo tie to match them.
[+8] u/zin3d: Spcx will open at $250
[+8] u/DuAbUiSai: Those goog calls when it was below 350 were free money. But no balls got me
[+7] u/Expensive-Basket-360: Micron and sandisk absolutely flying
[+7] u/BigBritches619: We live in a simulation its all fucked
[+7] u/Dizzy-Blacksmith8837: Tesla's P/E ratio is still over 300.
We shouldn't overlook the fact that the "Elon premium" is largely disconnected from a stock's intrinsic value.
While flip-driven selling pressure will likely fade within 1-2 days, both passive and active funds are set to flow in as the stock gets included in the Nasdaq 100 within 15 trading days.
So while it will eventually revert to fair value in the long term, the price is likely to stay elevated for at least a few weeks.
[+7] u/PrisonShaman1738: I purchased calls for the first timer ever. 8 contracts of QQQ. Wish me luck regards.
[+7] u/solon89: Korean bros please keep pumping virgin spacex- we promise we won't dump it until monday for you guys
[+7] u/gregsting: At this point it’s a meme stock so it’s hard to predict where it’s going
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Never trust a white reviewing Mexican food.
[+6] u/Educational-Dust4048: "no way adobe is tanking more than 6.5% after earnings" - me 8 hrs ago
[+6] u/thrillho145: This is like being a kid on Christmas Eve
[+6] u/InfiniteAssist8303: GUYS
SPACE X ALSO HAS A LAUNCH TOMORROW JUNE 12
WHAT IF IT BLOWS UP??
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Who survived the recession?
[+6] u/1200ikeatables: Believe it or not, balls
[+6] u/Sommersun1: Recession postponed, too much money and too many IPOs on the line this year. They won't let the line go down.
[+6] u/DW_Handicapping: LET ME JUST SAY NOW SO ITS ON THE RECORD AND I SAY THIS AS ONE OF THE MOST REGARDED PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BUT ANYONE BUYING SPACEX IPO IS GOING TO GET ABSOLUTELY BOOTY BLASTED YOUD HAVE TO BE DOUBLE DIGIT TRUE REGARD IQ TO BUY THAT SHIT IM TALKING LENNY FROM MICE AND MEN REGARDED
[+6] u/johns2289: *Fast forward a year:* I’m taking spacex private at 420.69. Funding secured.
[+6] u/DismalShape: what if the market crashes tomorrow
[+6] u/Traditional-Bet2379: Bought 200 shares of MSFU (2x Leveraged Bull MSFT ETF) at $25.00 USD per share
Sounds like Microsoft will fuck me over and/or I'll be saying "Microsoft, FU"
[+6] u/ds739147: I honestly think tomorrow is a repeat of last Friday. I don’t have any puts, but Iran has already refuted everything Trump said today.
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Did someone ass fuck satya and bill gates side by side simultaneously? Wtf is wrong with msft?
[+5] u/whodowhodo: From a psychological standpoint you wanted today to be green as fuck to reintroduce confidence in a bull market and see spacex ipo as a buying opportunity. Calls were the obvious answer. If it was red today i would have come up with another solid explanation
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: No lie I rage bought calls today after getting gaped with puts into the low, and it all worked out. Just goes to prove - fuck bears you deserve poverty.