[+39] u/Historical_Bother274: BREAKING: AXIOS REPORTS THAT PAKISTAN IS ABOUT TO REPORT THAT THE MISSLES IRAN JUST FIRED ARE ACTUALLY FIREWORKS TO CELEBRATE PEACE DEAL VERSION 6.8 IS ALMOST READY TO BE DRAFTED
[+37] u/VTI4LYFE69: BREAKING: President Trump says he is going to call Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and "tell him not to strike Iran back," per Axios.
AXIOS HAS CALLS BOYS
[+29] u/Large-Leek-9113: It’s over sell everything
[+28] u/No-Alarm3762: AXIOS REPORTER: “President Trump tells me: I am going to call Netanyahu right now and tell him not to strike back”
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ISRAEL TRIES TO SABOTAGE MY CALLS ILL FUCK MY ASS WITH A FORK
[+27] u/TEQGohan: #🇮🇱 confirms that Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens are now both 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
[+26] u/tommyschaf1111: half missiles, half deal
[+25] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I survived the great recession of 6/7
[+24] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: Haha 🥭 already in 🌮 mode. Ok boys you have fired your missiles now lets get back to talking lol
[+24] u/IamyourfantasyX: Iran about to find out why USA doesn’t have free healthcare
[+24] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: 1 hour and 58 minutes until life has meaning again
[+24] u/bitchfart007: I survived the 6 7 weekend
[+22] u/bitchfart007: Gonna get my shit pushed in tom
[+22] u/SignificanceBig8369: Iran deal has been two weeks away since 28 February. It’s June 8th tomorrow 🥀
[+21] u/Burrow-Owl: 'member when 🥭 called the Iran conflict the 12-Day War? That was a year ago.
[+21] u/IlinistRainbow6: i’m gonna load up on puts monday morning so get ready to see ATHs by mid afternoon
[+20] u/Shoty6966-_-: My moves for tomorrow are moving back in with my parents
[+19] u/Kimberlyw416: Israel: \*targets Beirut with Trump's greenlight\*
Iran: \*retaliates as promised\*
Trump: "Israeli attacks on Beirut were not coordinated with the U.S., and I'm not happy !"
[+19] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Lmao 🥭 begging Iran to stop on Fox News. The destruction must be way worse than we thought
[+18] u/VTI4LYFE69: Trump says Iran deal close as ballistic missiles are being fired at Israel.
😭😭😭😭
[+18] u/AgitatedJump8459: Buying more MRVL and SK hynix tomorrow
[+17] u/bitchfart007: Believe it or not, calls
[+15] u/ZenForU: I think I am going to cheer for Iran in the world cup just because it will be funny if they made it to the finals.
[+15] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Iran launches peace missiles into Israel lmao bulls
[+15] u/minimal_stat: DEAL LOADING...
██████████████]99%
[+15] u/greyenlightenment: Shorting BTC is like having a printing press
[+15] u/Historical_Bother274: HAHAHA FUCKING AXIOS YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
[+15] u/SignificanceBig8369: How many days before this sub gets branded antisemite even though it’s 100% correct that 🇮🇱 is the root of the current downturn
[+15] u/Ble_h: TACO, piece of advice, stop screaming about a peace deal being days away when it never fucking happens.
[+15] u/JoeyFreshagua: Mango is such a G if he puts Israel on a leash.
[+14] u/itsnotshade: CONFIRMED: Iran to sign a peace deal Monday, Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday.
Our leaders wouldn’t lie about this.
[+14] u/Keletas: US government full port on AI stocks. Monday we’re going to moon. Buy the dip!
[+14] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Any day now. The deal is actually 99% done, just need to agree on what to do about the nuclear program and reopening Hormuz
And how to get Bibi to stop bombing Lebanon
[+14] u/brobeans47: no please bibi don’t strike back, you’re so sexy haha
[+14] u/nordik1: 🥭 on the phone with 🐝 trying to make us green tomorrow boys
[+14] u/DrummerCompetitive20: We are gonna gap up tomorrow aren't we?
[+14] u/Icommandyou: Best ceasefire in the history of ceasefires, market up tomorrow by +7%
[+14] u/sinag19: Trumppp…i need this….my mom is kinda homeless….i’m tryna help her out 🥲🥲🥲
[+13] u/hopewellroad: Trump still wants a deal (fox news)
[+13] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: If your dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough
[+13] u/Kimberlyw416: Trump to Fox: We are close to reaching an agreement
[+13] u/fartpooppee420: The Pres telling the israelis not to retaliate to 10 ballistic missiles lobbed at them, lmao. midterms are gonna be fun, what a disaster the iranian adventure has been.
[+13] u/No-Alarm3762: Trump: “I would have said a deal would have been signed on Monday, Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday, but now this has happened.” fuckkkkkk man we were so close to calls ripping, and Israel knew this and sabatoged us
[+12] u/bearhunter429: #Hail causes more damage than Iranian missiles LMAO🤌
[+12] u/MadeThatCash: BBC News - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/clyengg72pgt
Iran fires missiles towards Israel as IDF says it is working to intercept threats - follow live - BBC News
[+12] u/Upstairs_System_6257: lmao 🥭 says he was gonna sign a deal with iran on monday, tuesday or wednesday, but Israel sabotaged it 😭
You just can't make this shit up
[+12] u/Delicious_Stomach278: My best friends sisters ex boyfriend studied foreign policy at his local community college for one semester, and he said he thinks there could be a peace deal… maybe. Calls at open
[+12] u/leshermes: now 🥭is begging Israel not to strike back 🤡
[+12] u/Historical_Bother274: Imagine spending all that money on the military instead of policies that benefit your citizens and you are losing a war to a sand nation
[+12] u/Delicious_Stomach278: How can we make $10,000,000 tomorrow off a $100 investment with 0% risk and 100% payout by market close
[+12] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Until NVIDIA has a bad earnings this bull run ain't over
[+11] u/CreatingCreatively: Fuck it, full porting into the Vix, sell at the very bottom, buy SpaceX and ride that mfer to the top and sell before it drops. Then I'll go to Wendy's with a butt plug in and have my wife's boyfriend pick me up from work and lose everything on 0DTE Spy calls.
[+11] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Holy shit bears are in control now.
[+11] u/greyenlightenment: Imagine buying "yes" contracts on polymarket for Iran deal. lol
[+11] u/AdExtension3875: Only thing i hate more then bers are ber bots
[+11] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I'm very close to smashing Sydney Sweeney. She's gonna let me clap Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday
[+11] u/Ble_h: AXIOS gang going to burn the midnight oil preparing 100 peace deal articles to save the market
[+11] u/ProudPeak3570: this is the catalyst we need to pump the market to the next ATH. It was looking weak so we cause a reaction to the lowerside and then market overeacts to the upside.
Works every time.
[+11] u/SteakEater137: POTUS saying Iran was going to sign a deal on Monday and you retards believe him? Lmao
Its like 4 days ago when Iran said they cut off communication to the US and 3 weeks ago a “deal” was supposedly hours away. I genuinely dont know how people keep falling for this.
[+11] u/Morocier: Can stonks go all the way back up tomorrow pls
[+11] u/GroupKooky: Atleast 6 dead after Iranian drones strike northern Israel. Al Jazeera
[+10] u/Historical_Bother274: Imagine still being in the old thread
[+10] u/jerome-yellen: # Trump pardons ex-Rep. Stephen Buyer for insider trading
President Donald Trump granted a full pardon to former Indiana Republican Congressman Stephen Buyer on Thursday, wiping clean a securities fraud conviction that had sent the ex-lawmaker to federal prison for 22 months over illegal stock trades he made while working as a corporate consultant.
[+10] u/barelyreadsenglish: According to market research firm Mordor Intelligence, nearly 1 trillion liters of water were consumed by AI data centers in 2025. That amounts to roughly 264 billion gallons for the year, or the annual water usage of 1.8 million Americans. AI data centers are currently consuming 550 million gallons of water per day. That’s roughly the same rate of water consumption as the entirety of the world’s bottled water industry.
Now, with drought conditions spreading across large portions of the country, questions are mounting about whether communities can sustain both.
[+10] u/VTI4LYFE69: I hope I never have to hear about Iran again in my entire life after next week.
[+10] u/Unityeid: Oil dropped from +7 to +3.
Relax tomorrow green I can feel it in my dick
[+9] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Jensen in 🇰🇷 signing a deal with Sk hynix. Deal will be announced 8:30am korea time (in 3 hrs)
[+9] u/ukweeve: I going to be a lot poorer tomorrow I think. Crikey.
[+9] u/PotadoLoveGun: Come on mango, Its taco Sunday
[+9] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Sk Hynix opening +20%
[+9] u/StocksStormTrooper: I see massive rally by midweek
[+9] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Starting to think mango is so dumb he isn't even hedging with how desperate he is to pump lmao
[+9] u/Brawmethius: Guys common obviously it wasn't a missile missile, it was just same day air shipping for the signed peace agreement.
[+9] u/r0n224: Man next week please let futes recover , i really don't want any profit. Just give me back my money which i loaned from my wife's family 😞😞
[+9] u/Historical_Bother274: At least when bears are back we get the fun gay bear dancing gifs instead of all the AI slop pictures for AI companies
[+9] u/McClintockC: Another Perpetual Ceasefire 🎉
[+9] u/Gate2throw: Bulls, we are so fucking back.
[+9] u/Money_Term8366: Wars bullish as fuck right guys?
[+9] u/circadiggmigration: *ANALYSTS* are even in on it this week
#**Wells Fargo upgrades MSFT**
#**Morgan Stanley upgrades MU**
#**TD Cowen upgrades AMD**
Finally these tards are good for something
[+9] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I think the scariest thing that happened in the last 2 months was Trump sending out the pump tweet Friday and barely any V
[+9] u/savingstrainagain: I have no positions besides stock but my butthole clenching
[+9] u/soscribbly: Iran: if Israel bombs Beirut we will retaliate on their behalf
\* Israel bombs Beirut
Fox News: LOONEY IRAN ATTACKS ISRAEL, BREAKING CEASEFIRE
[+8] u/stuntondeezh0es: I’m about to be rich tomorrow
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🌮 begging for a deal now … calls
[+8] u/solidsneeze: 🥭 firing up the "close to a deal" printer for Monday
[+8] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: So... SPY still +2% recovery by eod tomorrow?
[+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: lol here comes the 🌮
[+8] u/CathieMyQueen: Oracle reporting earnings this week and META likely to announce dilution. Prepare your assholes
[+8] u/Historical_Bother274: What's on the menu for taco tuesday? Chicken?
[+8] u/Gate2throw: Gonna watch my calls go up since everyone think we Crash tomorrow
[+8] u/conclabv: MU please pump back to $1000
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Has anyone suggested to Trump that perhaps we should just let Israel and Iran fight it out on their own turf and on their own terms like a schoolyard fight and we just go home and get the fuck out of the way?
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: This is an Iran Israel war, until the US gets involved again market is chilling
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: Thursday: $1M more and I can homeschool my kids forever, never looking at a chart or making a trade again
Tuesday morning: $2.5M more
[+8] u/jda823: Bibi says fuck your calls you bought Friday at close because "it can't possibly dump more".
Fire the missiles
[+8] u/Helios-Sol: Just gonna keep buying the RKLB dip
[+8] u/Gate2throw: Imagine thinking 🥭 is gonna let thr market collapse 3 days in a row.
[+8] u/barnshaw292: Donny the peacemaker. Protecting our calls 💚💚💚
[+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Jensen waking up soon and pumping in 🇰🇷. Calls
[+8] u/Yonderbeyonder: Will DRAM recover? asking for a friend
That friend is me from Friday
[+8] u/SignificanceBig8369: Maybe Kanye was right this whole time 🥀
[+8] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Lmao cnn just asked an analyst “is this a setback for relations”
Nah these are the peace missiles 🥭 spoke of
[+8] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Smooth brains acting like Iran and Israel threatening each other with destruction doesn’t happen approximately 175 times a year.
[+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: 🥭 looking more like 🌶 today.
[+8] u/Total_Schedule591: Kim Jong looking like the peaceful one out of the bunch this year 🦖
[+7] u/ClaudesSexBot: Suck dick and make some money
[+7] u/No_Fig_7835: War popping off, tomorrow is bad and then on Tuesday we need the biggest taco Tuesday of all of them…
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: If back in February someone had said this shit would be popping off in fucking June with Hormuz still closed and no end in sight…
[+7] u/Ble_h: So tomorrow is basically whether or not Bibi chooses to retaliate. My port is in danger.
[+7] u/clubdirthill: 🐝🐝 to 🥭: “Look at me, I’m the captain now”
[+7] u/Meeting_Ok2: War back on the menu
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: SK HYNIX & NVIDIA DEAL! 🐂🐂🐂
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: DRAM buy at open if red
[+7] u/LostinTheSauce805: Yoloed qqq calls eod Friday. Either im going to Wendy’s or McDonald’s
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!
[+7] u/Force_Hammer: Trump is going to ask Netanyahu not to retaliate against Iran
https://www.axios.com/2026/06/07/trump-israel-iran-missile-attack
[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Friday was sell off. Monday everyone buys dip. Monday is green 100%
Not sure about other days
[+7] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: Imagine ultra cooking the employment numbers just so you could brag about your successes only to watch the 10 year yield go up and the market drop.
[+7] u/Original-Ad-3350: Back in your fuckin’ cave bears
[+7] u/The_eternal_fight: 🥭 : regardless of missiles flying everywhere peace is going very well and everyone signed a blank paper with erasable pencil
[+7] u/stonetrade: War been bullish this whole time
But war AND high number of people getting jobs? Dump it
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #bers are addicted to puts and they need rehab LMAO🤌
[+6] u/LSD_OVERDOSE: I will not look at my portfolio tomorrow
[+6] u/Athien: But I was assured there were concepts of a ceasefire in place!
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: and back to 59k for btc, never covering. this is easiest $ ever shorting it
[+6] u/snatchdaddy69: What’s the word for tmrw? Uppies or downies
[+6] u/Green_Perception_671: Furious masturbation for the morning, and then lose a fair chunk of money in the afternoon. Go to bed pretty down about life.
Same as every other weekday
[+6] u/One_Confidence_7069: Agreement coming Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday this week or in two weeks. Pretty soon we'll be making a deal, 95% of the words are written just a few sentences left to create the framework.
[+6] u/SignificanceBig8369: 🥭 already blaming cucksrael 🤣
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I will buy calls because I am a bol to dunk on bers but I could never be a disney princess. What a waste of life mayne
[+6] u/dolhingod7777: Trump: I'm calling iran right now, to tell them I only want green skittles!
[+6] u/banevaderplus6000: another -2% red day tomorrow
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: fullporting sk hynix 10x leverage on perps rn
[+6] u/Kurdwadat: oil dropped from 7% to 3%
[+6] u/aaseevagan: My puts going to sky tomorrow
[+6] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Rip bears . We’re back again ?!
[+6] u/Noble_Bastard: I was thinking after Friday we get a mini rebound to start off the week, but this weekend has been pretty wild.
🥭 throwing tantrums
Iran bombing Israel (ceasefire is over)
AI still can't do simple math
Oil still high
Inflation rising
Probably calls still print, but it's probably much closer than I originally thought.
[+6] u/violet_evergarden8: I am not gay I am not gay I am not gay
[+6] u/cryptohorn: The funnie part is Iran just wanted someone who was serious about negotiating
[+6] u/OneLeggedJaguar: Feel those feelings you feel right now boys. This is the most exciting part
[+6] u/uwvirgin: remember futes are fake if red
[+6] u/4DH2: moving to NYC and naming my first-born Mamadou
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Only a few more hours until futes
and a few more hours when Axios reports that
\>!you’re gay !<
[+6] u/banevaderplus6000: I wonder how the upcoming SpaceX IPO is going to look
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: The dip is still not near March levels. But I’m going to be sick if we ride down that far. Just end the fucking war and give us our tendies.
[+6] u/kim82352: > Israel will deliver a “powerful” response to Iranian ballistic missile fire, two Israeli sources told CNN on Sunday night.
[+5] u/dmo152: Buying long calls on nvidia ! Just hope it stay red before open
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: 🥭 stepped in, we just need Axios and we green tomorrow
[+5] u/ElectronicShoulder26: prepare some lube guys
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: i hope there will be drilling tomorrow really want to get semis cheaper.
[+5] u/GalacticNecterine: Cash gang and short scalps
[+5] u/rbraalih: Just checked out my oil longs and the app says I have "balls the size of grapefruit"
Weird but I'll take it
[+5] u/NecromancyAndFries: I use oil for lubrication whenever Dad comes home. Calls
[+5] u/Miles-OBrien: average up on my january 2026 DRAM calls
[+5] u/FreshMix4305: Tqqq calls avgo calls
[+5] u/aleksandrovsqvist: Deal will be signed any second now
[+5] u/Historical_Bother274: Mango called on Iran to stop firing, he is so desperate to not have the war resume it is so obvious
[+5] u/AngusMcTibbins: Shrek loads all week for everything except corn.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: The iran situation so hopeless now we don't even get the teasers of a deal. Situation status: fucked lol
[+5] u/AdCreative8378: short companies that went up 100% last month
[+5] u/Asleep_Emphasis69: I was too pussy to buy calls on Friday
[+5] u/da-pkitty: Bruh all this happened over a span of like 2 hours lol
[+5] u/BuyHighSellLow__: Maybe, maybe 25k into $310 aapl calls exp sept/ October
[+5] u/upvz: i'm not an animal expert but i've never heard of a dog giving orders to its master.
[+5] u/Kingmusk420: MU bears, why didn’t you sell on Friday when you’re up 5% on your shorts? You will be back down to -80% after market opens on Monday you fool.
[+5] u/Boheed: Israel/Iran popping off again with major missile attacks, Iran threatening Bab al-Mandab
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: So, buy calls or puts and be wrong. Buy both and theta.
Calls it is
[+5] u/Medium_Proof7304: GLD gonna make a come back soon . Got a good feeling about it
[+5] u/Yonderbeyonder: NVDA 🤝 SK Hynix
DRAM: ??
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: DRAM back to ATH easily tomorrow already
[+5] u/PNW-PAC: Mu puts? Jk. Probably mu calls.
[+5] u/nordik1: imagine exiting MRVL last week
[+5] u/Fit-Win-536: I need a 32 bagger just to break even. What’s the play?
[+5] u/skymagic: > President Trump said he thinks that both sides have “had their fun”
So anyway, what are *you* guys doing for fun this Sunday?
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: Bears in heat…blood on the street…while I beat my meat
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: I just smashed a bunch of super spicy Indian food
# 🥵🍑🔥💨💨
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: 🥭 will let Iran win world cup in exchange for straight to open
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: I also ate a really large quantity of jellybeans and now my vision is blurry
[+5] u/Avid_Reader87: Hope NVDA and MRVL go up a lot.
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: he's basically saying Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday are scheduled market manipulation days
[+5] u/Onurb86: Bibi aint gonna listen bud
Destruction tomorrow including bols ports
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: 🌮 begging Bibi to not respond. What a cuck lmao
[+25] u/RooneyToons_10: 3 hours until I watch charts for 5 days straight like a tweaker
[+22] u/braabbus: https://preview.redd.it/mu8ecy5max5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814431e5b4f554dcf2d166fdd08a7ef11b283a79
# Who is ready for NASDAQistan tomorrow?
[+19] u/OldWonder5865: ISRAEL ANNOUNCES SCHOOLS WILL BE CLOSED TOMORROW TO CELEBRATE GREEN US STOCK MARKET
[+18] u/Busy-Conversation648: The way 🥭 is acting shows Barron must have bought Calls on Friday and he wants them to print
[+16] u/saintmitchy: Axios reporting both Israel and Iran are shooting peacetime celebration fireworks at each other to celebrate the ceasefire
[+15] u/Charming-Implement47: We go green tomorrow
[+15] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Google has not sold stock to raise money since 2004. This week it asked the market for 80 billion dollars.
That gap took me a second to absorb. For 21 years Alphabet was the company that did the opposite of raising capital. It threw off so much cash that its main problem was what to do with it, and the answer was usually buybacks. In the last year alone it bought back something like 130 billion dollars of its own stock. A company retiring its shares by the hundred-billion does not, as a rule, turn around and issue new ones.
The AI buildout has gotten so expensive that even the most cash-rich company in the world has decided its own river of profit is not enough to pay for it, and it would rather raise permanent equity than slow down. When Google starts selling stock to keep up, there is no limit for this AI bull market
[+15] u/wattap: MANGO: “Everything is fine with the Iran war please don’t be red again tomorrow”
[+15] u/Provolone-Jones: Kinda fucked that 🥭 won’t let oil bulls enjoy a single evening before screaming at the clouds about a deal.
[+15] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Cant wait to see them futes 👀
[+14] u/Fast-Reply6409: Market should drop tomorrow on the news. So +4% rally it is
[+14] u/Gallances: *\[Removed by Grindr\]*
[+14] u/Gallances: # WOW LMAO FUTES RIPPING BERS R SO FUK
[+13] u/ChampagnePapi-: Everyone’s busy lookin for the futures. But has anyone looked at the past’s?
[+13] u/Apollo948: Unfair the Iranians get to manipulate the markets and I don’t
[+13] u/mtnrnnr802: RELEASE THE KOREANS!!!!
[+13] u/mtnrnnr802: Why are eastern europoor women so hot
[+13] u/Legendary-Lemon: \> **Trump, Netanyahu hold phone call after Iran missile strikes - Axios**
Lmaooooo
[+13] u/whomakesthetendies: Israel blocking all transits of aid into Gaza as a 'security measure' against Iranian blastic missiles 🤣
[+13] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: **STOCKS SHOULD GO UP, NOT DOWN - 🥭 (06/05/2026)**
[+12] u/Fast-Reply6409: Think we found mango's way out. He asked Israel not to strike. When Israel strikes, he'll be like "oh well, I tried, nothing I can do about this. Strait is closed because of Iran and Israel war"
[+12] u/dabblesest: Please don’t say anything antiseptic guys, bibi is having a tough weekend
[+12] u/Independent-Craft-46: God I can’t lose my ass again tomorrow or I’ll have to go back to giving $5 blowjobs behind the Wendy’s dumpster in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, 959 West Clairemont Avenue Monday-Thursday 10:30 AM-3 PM some fridays by appointment 😭😭😭
[+12] u/diefy7321: # omg futes pumping so hard my peener hurts
[+12] u/JPowTheDayTrader: `[ Removed by Reddit ]`
[+11] u/NoiseWeak5647: Close the casino until it is green
[+11] u/ApprehensiveFile42: sorry bers, still gonna pamp
[+11] u/CalRippedken: Bers running out of time this weekend to keep pretending like the market cares about geopolitics
[+11] u/Eggman36: Surely AVGO can’t have a third -8% day in a row, right?
[+11] u/Apollo948: Amazing how little I give a shit about work on a green week and how much I hate work on a red week
[+11] u/No-Relationship8261: Axios: Deal is done, signed by Iran waiting signing from Trump
Axios: Iran apologieses for celebratory fireworks hitting northern Israel.
[+11] u/Bingalinginthebut: How do I retire in the next two weeks off $100
[+11] u/Big_Physics_5757: https://preview.redd.it/ayg26b4bix5h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44f9930b73b2f42c89ca7a3f9c1b6e93e76e945
I had a Gaza Cola today
[+11] u/mtnrnnr802: I just asked my 15 year old beagle what will happen tomorrow. He said, ber fuk.
[+10] u/YTLupo: DOG CALLED BARAK RAVID BEFORE BIBI LMAO
[+10] u/Chancey004: I think Donnie calling Barak Ravid immediately after Iranian missiles confirms he has been using him as a mouth piece to try and settle down markets. Insane stuff
[+10] u/Provolone-Jones: 🥭 really doesn’t want the smoke. Total surrender might actually be on the cards.
[+10] u/TipEmpty8429: One of the most critical Futures open in years is just over 40 mins away
[+10] u/ideletedmyaccount04: I will be less depressed after futures open, or I will be a lot more depressed.
[+10] u/Mast3rfinish25: JP Morgan probably telling people right now that a new Middle East conflict is bullish for SpaceX because Iran & Israel will be forced to use Starlink when their internet gets taken out and that probably means like another $100k in yearly revenue for Starlink which easily equates another Trillion dollar increase to SpaceXs market cap
[+10] u/Gallances: # OH MY LORD THAT IS A SHREK CANDLE LMAO BERS
[+10] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TeslaLeafBlower** bet **TSLA** goes from **391.3** to **420.69** before **08-Jun-2026 04:03 PM EDT**
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[+9] u/Deadsea3132: To be fair he promised no new wars, not no 🧃 wars
[+9] u/nascarhero: Damn 🥭 emergency call to Ravid, before even Netanyahu. This is not looking good
[+9] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I'm actually more excited about SK Hynix listing in the U.S. over SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI
[+9] u/Neader: If you're holding MRVL calls you're safe
Everyone else, good luck
[+9] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: They will sign a deal next week so that we can go into the Space X IPO with bullish sentiment at all time highs and green dildos on every single asset except oil. Retail will then pour into the IPO. Mark my words.
[+9] u/FatandBankrupt: The real enemy is the aspartame in the diet cokes of 🥭
[+9] u/michaelis999: if you think 🥭 wont pump ts to valhalla you deserve to lose your money
[+9] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Im sure peace in the middle east is just around the corner
[+9] u/Sick0h: This ceasefire is like when you and your significant other are “separated” but still fuckin
[+9] u/JoocePop: i just drunk texted ten hookers with my real number. i sobered up and now im scared
[+9] u/M4cHiin360: Don't worry boys a deal is finalizing per sources
[+8] u/YTLupo: BLACK HOLE SUN IS PROBABLY ON REPEAT IN THE OVAL LMAO
[+8] u/Capable_Desk3544: noone is buying shit corn anymore
[+8] u/Visible-Atmosphere72: Trump wants to pump the market so bad. It’s either extremely bullish or extremely bearish and there’s no in between
[+8] u/Ok_Deer_7090: everyone being bullish makes me feel like itll be bearish.... but then itll probably be bullish because of that...or bearish, or bullish, or bearish....or hope this helps.
[+8] u/CD274: '🥭 to NBC: I don't want to say whether I know the whereabouts of the Iranian Supreme Leader, but there's a strong possibility that I do know his location."
🤔
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: Some of you bulls are alright. Don’t go to open tomorrow
[+8] u/lamephoto: I'm 80k long MRVL using 20k. 2x margin on the 2x daily ETF MVLL at $161.
[+8] u/octopus4488: Every Friday I buy some Natgas and oil futures then I sell them on Monday for 2-4%. Big Yahoo never disappoints.
[+8] u/mayorolivia: Axios is the world’s largest wealth creator
[+8] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: 50 shades of peace in the middle east
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Why do you always get trouble with relatives when they think you have more money than them?
My mom accidentally saw my bank account once 5 years ago and ever seen since then she sometimes goes on a tantrum about it with shit like "Back in my day we actually worked hard and still barely made enough to survive. You and youth in general have more than you deserve or even need."
Meanwhile I often gift my family shit tons of stuff simply out of love, I never mention any prices, I never talk about money, and I never ask them for anything in return, and they still go like "Why are you paying \[insert thing\] for us? We can pay it ourselves and it's starting to be pretty weird... but good for you I guess that you apparently have no financial worries at all...😡"
Meanwhile I'm not rich (I'm not a millionaire), they gave me tons of stuff in the past, and now that I can finally afford it I'm giving them stuff in return and apparently they don't appreciate it at all... What the hell man..
[+8] u/twostroke1: Another weekend where I didn’t get the call that AI took my job. So now I gotta go into fuckin work tomorrow again.
Useless piece of fucking shit tech.
[+8] u/CleftyHeft: watch bers change their sentiment from black monday to bull trap in 30 mins
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Sigh just open the damn casino. My mental health is down the drain today and I couldn't care less about winning or losing money now, I just need a good distraction.
[+8] u/Competitive_Ride: MSTR is not even trying to hide the Ponzi scheme anymore lmao
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: *\[ REMOVED BY PALANTIR\]*
[+8] u/CabinetSpider21: Please rebound, my calls depend on you
[+8] u/Rajiiin: Sir this is a casino ,didn't read all that i'am sorry for your loss or happy for you
[+7] u/Platti_J: Calls on Spy.....please!
[+7] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Only an hour till I find out if my calls print
[+7] u/space_heater1: If my calls take a plunge tomorrow, I’m evicting one of my single mother renters to blow off steam
[+7] u/jyohnyb: News barely covering iran shit. Gas 7 dollars a gallon, spy 800 eow
[+7] u/mmal55: Saw my gym crush walking out with some skinny scrawny little twerp.
Her loss. I'm holding MU
[+7] u/Happy_Fly_7691: Peacefire is old news. Let's go the Bulls.
[+7] u/mmal55: # Trump and Netanyahu are speaking, sources say
[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: I don't even watch the news anymore. You could recycle any episode from last 18 months and I'd believe it
[+7] u/CursedClownz: Mango sounds more like baghdad bob
[+7] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Is drinking 5 drinks twice a week bad?
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Green dildos in 23 minutes. I feel it in my bones
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: 21 min until im either taking a nap in the middle of the road, or snorting white off the tits of the hottest Slavic woman you’ve ever seen
[+7] u/Background-Nothing71: Calls - Iran can't hit shit.
[+6] u/michaelis999: im gonna be sick to my stomach if the market doesn't open tomorrow
[+6] u/Snowman33001: God damnit we’re so fucking back.
Puck you bers
[+6] u/drankleanonce: it’s actually wild how much korean money was in those SK hynix 2x leveraged etfs. gambling=suicide=highest suicide rate
[+6] u/andytobbles: Premarket is either about to open like -4% or we’re gapping up no inbetseen
[+6] u/Haikoe: So barak rabid’s source is not an official, it’s 🥭
LOLOLOLOL
USA IS FUCKED
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: quit zyn 6 days ago, but was drinking at lunch in downtown. left and ordered a 3mg peppermint can otw home. DoorDash delivered in 25 min
$6.99 can, total with tip $16.38
calls on the new economy old man 🙌🏽
[+6] u/YourFaceCausesMePain: I miss the good ol days when the worst concern was Ron Mexico.
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: \> ***Trump says he will ask Netanyahu not to respond to Iran strikes***
grandpa no one listens to you at this point
[+6] u/octopus4488: Historically any bad Iran news meant +1.5% _at least_ .
[+6] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Yeah israel is going to respond. fuck iran
[+6] u/mmal55: Apparently anyone who doesn't want to go to war... is gay
[+6] u/kdestroyer1: Would line go up if aliens invaded earth? Just watched Pluribus now I'm curious
[+6] u/IllustriousTear1315: "War is bullish" stfu idiots. War is not bullish
[+6] u/_rockthemike: Dump mu another 15% and I’ll pull port MUU
[+6] u/ajibtunes: Barrack Hussein Ravid
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: So we going up or down?
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Don't need a wife/gf when sex robots will be here in +9 years
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Man, I dont want tomorrow to be Monday
[+6] u/uncsucks: You guys are actually retarded if you legitimately think there will be a peace deal soon
[+6] u/Bazzer82: Any chance we can get the Kharg Island narrative back in the news? I just like the word Kharg.
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Open the futes you crazy bastard
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: Taco Mango says BIBI PLS PLAY NICE and he said shut up and sit in the cuck chair. Mangoman has lost control. He just wants to pump the market and build a ballroom, but now he's stuck in this quagmire
[+6] u/Tresach: Time for drill team 2. Teams 3-6 in reserve
[+6] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Bibi told trump he will respond to the attack
[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: Your retirement money will retire but you however, will not
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: gimme the futes gimme the futes
[+6] u/dablackpantha: No crying in the casino
[+6] u/Gallances: I can't believe you held puts over the weekend you bozo
[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Lmao at least the down is still at 50k.
[+5] u/ajibtunes: 🥭 “I would have said a deal would have been signed on Monday, Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday, but now this has happened.”
[+5] u/marawki: So people are actually believing 🥭 AGAIN when he says a deal will come Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday? LMAO.
>!Calls!<
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: I don't know how 🥭 and Kegsbreath managed to lose money insider trading but its extremely funny.
[+5] u/TheStrat: 🥭 trying to pump the market using axios again
Like why call axios to announce you going to call to stop attacks lol
[+5] u/PeachScary413: Lmao Axios already out and making statements 🤌️
[+5] u/shrewsbury1991: Believe it or not, iron condors tomorrow.
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: You shoot me I shoot back let’s be friends now ok?
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: The boy who cried things are going very well
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Stocks will either go up or down tomorrow. You’re welcome for the advice
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: My family when I act normal: "Why do you never seem happy?"
My family when I act happy: "Why are you happy? You're never happy"
Why is life so complicated man
[+5] u/geddyclaus: The only yahoo I'm willing to give my life for is Yahoo Serious.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Regards always late to the party. The time to buy puts were Thursday
[+5] u/HoustonHous: Why is 🌽 up on the weekend?
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Bippity boppity Boo
Bers swim in their own poo
[+5] u/poozyfloor: Market will believe any mention of a ceasefire that comes next week.
[+5] u/savethechows: remember red at night bulls delight, get your calls loaded
[+5] u/sjjjjjjmmmmm: 45 mins till green futures
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Remember it's not about where futures are at when they open, but where they trade to by 9am
[+5] u/FatandBankrupt: Does anyone else feel like something good is going to happen? Yeah me neither.
[+5] u/No-Bid-8437: Nothing everything will go to 0
[+5] u/InfiniteNerve1384: Got equal calls and puts. Gonna be equally joyous and fucked tomorrow.
[+5] u/One_Talk_3410: Sitting on $200k in treasuries that I cashed out of the market near previous ATH. I’m looking to make some serious money on any potential sell off. I need to retire soon. The corporate grind is killing my soul. A fed hike or midterm volatility could set me up to achieve this.
[+5] u/opiewann: Market green, I hold. Market red I buy. That easy.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Ayo why is Tehran Tony not dropping stock tips?
[+5] u/No-Illustrator-7537: lmao , we are really going to V
[+5] u/No-Plankton9514: \[ REMOVED BY SHREK DIK \]
[+5] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: It's gonna open down 1% and recover to -.5% within two hours.
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: I like how the inflation is calculated by removing the bigger changes and cooking the numbers a bit.
If they did the same with SPY, depending on who you ask, you would have people saying the index has been flat over the last 5 years and others saying it tripled. I love statistics
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Yes we can tell there's a bunch of fat sweaty types in here from the thread, you get second hand anxiety just scrolling through the comments for a bit.
[+5] u/Neader: $420??? I'm holding $290 and nervous lol. I would take advantage of the IV spike at open and sell at 9:30 on the doubt.
[+17] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+16] u/JohanLiebert92: 🥭: “I CALL THE SHOTS. I CALL ALL THE SHOTS. HE \[NETANYAHU\] DOESN’T CALL THE SHOTS.” - FT INTERVIEW
lmaooooooooo
[+16] u/Hearts08: If you are not a bot and want the casino to open, upvote.
[+15] u/spaghettibolognaisee: “Israeli official to Israel Hayom: Israel will respond to Iran’s attack, even if the response does not come immediately.”
Welcome to the cuck chair 🐝🐝calls it is!
[+15] u/ChannelGullible7324: Lmao when I see all the bears making very long post explaining why we going down I know ....my calls are safe 🤣🤣🤣
[+14] u/snbgames: ALMOST SHREK TIME BOIS
[+14] u/vanceraa: hey you🫵
stop doomscrolling futures like a rabid ex
[+13] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: 🍊 rage quit an interview LMAO
[+13] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Black Monday they said lol. Always inverse this regarded app
[+12] u/jxisaijei: Smells bearish in here, calls
[+12] u/Neemzeh: Lmfao futes ripping. Imagine being a bear for more than one day. Lmfao
[+12] u/coolspider87: Just need a 5% day tomorrow to help me feel better
[+12] u/Kooky_Resource6348: The fact that bears are shocked that a dip is bought up after 17 straight years of dips being bought up shows how regarded they are. You will learn ber
[+11] u/HK01985: I am actually convinced that no one can really see what’s happening
[+10] u/killainvest: Which one of you has the hottest mom?……..photo for proof
[+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Lots of bullish comments getting downvoted. Thats means calls it is
[+10] u/No-Put2311: I hope those Bers had a good weekend, it’s your turn to lose sleep tonight
[+9] u/kenathen: another opportunity for cease-fire pump
[+9] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Market will pump just enough to get people to margin on calls then dump again
[+9] u/reuben_Web3577: 6 minutes before ik if live is worth living or i ask out a femboy
[+9] u/illinformed-will: That 4% gap up on WTI... axios gonna have to double shift til open
[+9] u/AshamedImagination50: Man look at all these regards calling bear/bulls are dead over .3% move that just opened. Yall need help
[+9] u/Abe2025: Red, which means green by open
[+9] u/kinkyhentai69: Bers are the type to go into a casino knowing it's rigged against them and still gamble their life savings while complaining that they are losing everything
[+9] u/zephyrs85: Aw fuck does this mean the crypto bros are going to come out of their childhood bedrooms again
[+9] u/Montyprice7206: The watched 🥭 never ripens 🤌
[+9] u/zoidbergface90: Cut ‘em all out and just focus on charts
[+8] u/Pereise1: Whole lotta "lol bers/buls" for flat futes.
[+8] u/Purple_Bearkat: 🥭 tells Axios he will ask Netanyahu not to strike back at Iran”
Ask? Sorry, but we need a different word there.
[+8] u/Relevant7040: So my lotto calls expiring tomorrow, I bought at Friday close gonna print right?
[+8] u/MrRobotFancy: red but looking inconclusive for tomorrow atm
[+8] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Fuck yeah Bers congrats on the win. Futures down a whopping 0.2%
[+8] u/a_human_21: Are you guys ready to make Elon the 1st trillionaire?
[+8] u/Zepcleanerfan: The ayatollah came up to me with tears in his eyes and said Sir, I need a cease fire, sir. Please sir i know you're the best at cease fires everyone says it.
[+8] u/donniedarko1010: futes recovering fast, from -0.38%, now to -0.12%.
[+8] u/freekerosene: This shit is flat af, no use looking at it until Asia opens (I’m all-in SOXL from the dip on Friday and shitting bricks)
[+8] u/Awesome____Sauce: Iran missiles didn't hit anything, it's clear this is another nothing bearger. ATH's by eow.
[+8] u/AdOk3638: Need all the stonks go gap up 10% by open tmr, is that too much to ask for?
[+8] u/Heineken_500ml: US government wants stake in AI stocks
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: are leaps too obvious or am i just exit liquidity
[+7] u/Bizonistic: Lost money in the stock market, lost money in prediction market, lost money in crypto. Is there any place I can make real money?
[+7] u/2muchnet42day: A friend of mine who lives in Asia and it's already monday there, told me SPY jumped back to 755. it's just that we haven't seen it yet.
[+7] u/Massive_bagholder: Generational bagholding incoming
[+7] u/MrRobotFancy: the suspense is terrific
[+7] u/Coley44: Futes are hilarious lmao
[+7] u/cgonz15: .30% not bad, thought it would be worse lmao
[+7] u/vroomvroomcars: convinced no one can see shit
[+7] u/rholt168: Reading this thread you would assume it was up 5% lmao
[+7] u/hyper-focusing: bull r fuk lmaooo 💅🏽💅🏽
[+7] u/TheMatinow: Why is Bitcoin mooning? Aren't people done with that Ponzi scheme and now on the spce(x) one?
[+7] u/Hearts08: Friday oversold. Monday green. Tuesday taco day. Market ATH Tuesday and Wednesday
[+7] u/housemouse431: okay im a bull but all this fuck u bears will bite us in the ass lol
[+7] u/Dear-Hair5834: Huh, where the blood red I was promised?!?!
[+7] u/Lello163: just save your money and buy back in october, it is that easy
[+7] u/LiveMotivation: Let’s see if your knife catching worked?!
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: Bulls are back in the casino
[+7] u/RagingBearBull: The Fed will have to cut rates.
The US can not fund its war with high rates.
[+7] u/Neemzeh: LMAO. Holy shit bears are so fucked. Futes green as all hell. LMAO
[+7] u/LiveMotivation: The egregious illogical pump all last month. “Oh but it’s the earnings “ stfu. Time to pay the piper.
[+7] u/TheRealArmament: Who here has to work until 67 years old?
[+7] u/Radiant-Place-6400: futes are down, wtf are y'all smoking
[+7] u/Spac55: World was never calm last 100 years, social media nowadays highlights & amplify more.
Market digest it and move on.
$MSFT $META $NVDA $GOOG $AAPL $AMZN $TSM global tech sector use by whole world, 8.5 Billion population.
BigTech combine revenue over 2 Trillion.
$QQQ $SPY $SMH
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Remember boys and girls. Futes are just futes. Nothing matters til the bell rings- unless you're trading futes
[+6] u/Cool_Efficiency_6895: best trading advice i've heard: "if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right"
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: should be a doicent gap up
[+6] u/GlobalResolution77: Crypto´s up, futes should follow
[+6] u/Future_Light_8571: FUUUUUTURRREE!!! FUUUUTURREEE!!! 🤖
[+6] u/Temporary_Scene2469: Two minutes till I find out if I’m going to be happy or sad this week
[+6] u/OkConstruction5324: where can i see futres
[+6] u/Waste-Milk2716: holy fuck oil isnt playing around
[+6] u/Smart-Carrot5238: Get your lipstick ready Bers . .. .
Y'all bout to get fucked
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: the human brain is wired to see patterns where none exist, and that this very tendency is one of the cognitive traps that ruins traders
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Guys my manager at Wendy’s said it’s not gay to suck dick for trading money.
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Nikkei was indeed not riced in
[+6] u/snbgames: I’m 50% margin. Should I go for 100
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: I literally dont knkw who the fuck to believe anymore after 6pm. Half say red. Half say green. Can we at least have some sort of "honor amongst thieves" mentality?
[+6] u/gen_x_og_0DTE: 2 hours too early to celebrate. Semi's will dictate the move, and that'll be determined by the KOSPI tonight.
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Bers think futures matters.
Lol by morning trump will tweet about final deal and ATH
[+6] u/robenette: It’s ok to be a gay bear who likes anal. It’s really on brand this month
[+6] u/jxisaijei: Everyone's crying about how bearish it is, calls it is
[+6] u/TheRealArmament: Get fucked you anti corn balls
[+6] u/housemouse431: hard to trust pumps these days on futures and crypto though lol
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Please just save my MSFT bags lmao
[+6] u/infernalr00t: Huge green dildo from Bitcoin.
Prepare for a green Monday.
[+6] u/jsgdjksfhkjdshf: dead. all in semi puts.
[+6] u/Fit_Yard1896: Been grabbing MU, TSM, and ASML everytime it dips. Been solid so far.
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Back to the moon guys? Calls on AI and semicon back on?
[+6] u/sanmar2225: trap set
https://preview.redd.it/7snirb03ux5h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=274c5dbdab3c8ef7c3dfbbf3d4f1dc21ca28d86b
[+6] u/akunisg: Do you understand IRGC now only has to do nothing and it will win?
Eat some dry bread, fuck a goat, take some time in the cave, and the western alliance crumbles
no. more. winning narrative.
[+6] u/Felix_Aterni: My money would have been better off in a HYSA
[+6] u/GonnaBeWealthy: Futes are down why are bulls celebrating
[+6] u/-user222: was going to say green by open but apparently green in 44 minutes
[+6] u/svpa3991: Give me the run down doc, how much longer do I have left to live. I overdosed on Google/amazon calls
[+6] u/barkwoofgrrr: Look we got a barak ravid article on a Sunday, do regardless of what's in it, stocks will go up. Don't bother reading because is doesn't matter
[+6] u/14X8000m: Because you're about to get fucked tomorrow
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Make it quick Bers I’m delicate
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: Gonna white knuckle the edge of my desk while my eyes roll back in my head and my teeth chatter.
[+5] u/Plane-Research1843: It’s a little reassuring to know that the most corrupt person in charge is doing his best to make this pumps again
[+5] u/Radiant-Place-6400: I'm unluckiest trader for getting myself in massive holes, and the luckiest trader for always finding a way to get myself out
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: microsoft is going to be down 2 percent and nvda is going to be up 5.
[+5] u/imustbegthequestion: Tuesday and Thursday should be interesting. Friday... I'd rather be playing baccarat. Is the casino still open?
[+5] u/SuspiciousStuff3: My theory is we keep going up untill trump accounts for kids go active after July 4th, there will be systemic buying then and only then the market will collapse and talking heads on news will have a field day
[+5] u/rocier: I'm rich and live in a van
[+5] u/Subject_Sea_7949: Just let me close out this position and I’ll be a good boy and go back to buying shares😞
[+5] u/Juddy-: Should I go for a walk
[+5] u/Primary-Lawyer-8378: Full porting into KEEL. SpaceX is not a space company, it's a data center company. Bullish on electricity ⚡️
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Make sure you sleep early tonight so you are well rested for work tomorrow. The CEOs need you at your best to fulfill their ambitions
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Bears cocky like usual. They were so loud at 650 and look where we are now lmao. But sure, stay in cash gang😂
[+5] u/That-Account6064: for those that dont do drugs, when you have a big position and futures start moving, that feeling is the same as cocaine. It could give you a heart attack if it wanted to.
[+5] u/SilverVikingTT: Flights suspended at Tehran’s international airport
Iranian authorities have suspended operations at Tehran’s Imam Khomeini airport “until further notice”, the country’s IRNA outlet reports.
[+5] u/Bingchilling812: Can circuit breakers happen pre market?
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: We need $500b in buy backs, what are they doing with the money?
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Market finally pricing in the stupidity. It's over
[+5] u/Spy300: >TRUMP SAYS NETANYAHU WILL HAVE ‘NO CHOICE’ BUT TO ACCEPT A DEAL WITH IRAN
**PEACE DEALS AND RATE CUTS**
**THEN WAR AND WTI 150**
[+5] u/WallStreetBetsCALLSS: # BERS TRAPPED IN PUTS THEY BOUGHT AT THE BOTTOM ON FRIDAY
[+5] u/Sensitive_nob: bers will never learn
[+5] u/Tillfatfire: Btc to 100k by open 🤡
[+5] u/benj760486: Screw worms crossed the Mexican border bad new for bulls
[+5] u/housemouse431: i somehow miraculously have mstr calls that expire in august.
a man can dream amirite
[+5] u/MayorMcCheezz: If iran was serious about restarting the war they wouldn’t send 4 missiles at a time. They are just reminding the administration what’s at stake.
[+5] u/jeffynihao: $AMZN went public in 1997 at a $450M valuation, or 3x revenues. $GOOGL went public in 2004 at a $23B valuation and at 7x revenues. $META had a $104B valuation in 2012 at 20x revenues(and immediately sold off almost 50%). SpaceX dwarfs these numbers.
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: 79 yrs old retarded lmaoooo the only time bro isn’t asleep is on the golf course lmaooooooo
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Fear is set, bear’s parading, shrek cock inbound
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: Monday news: nasdaq goes in correction fastest ever in just 2 days
Tuesday news: Nasdaq reaches all time high fastest from a correction in just 1 day
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Lmfao shrek cock already coming in.
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: if futes become green, we are saved
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Already recovering. Bers really thought
[+5] u/Relevant-Duty-5127: We’re going so green
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Bitcoin going to $1mil
[+5] u/NiceCommunist: At least 1 regard here is going to lose everything this week just because no pdt
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: First move is always fake, idiots.
[+5] u/Frosty_Promise8050: That candle on corn is called immediate regret.
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Bears need to stop resisting daddy bull cock
[+5] u/myboywears: Bears brains all bashed in
[+5] u/kenno768: green is such a beautiful color
[+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: It’s very clear there is no plan. What a disaster.
[+5] u/cannythecat: Can't wait for CPI and PPI to be cooked and then market forgets what happened on Friday.
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Sell your puts at open (if you have em), buy calls, sell after 30 min, buy puts
[+5] u/gervs99: What's my move? To lose money
[+5] u/Abe2025: Can anyone see if we are futing or puking tomorrow? Someone claimed they can see pre-market hours at this time
[+5] u/Madsen13140: THANKS Barack Hussein Obama
[+5] u/yoursupportivedad: BTC GREEN......aaaaannnnnddddddd its gone. please open the casino, crypto is boring and lame
[+5] u/akunisg: Koreans are gonna be mad about lots of things these days
[+5] u/QTpieme: I’m SOOO excited for the market to open! That means it’ll be blood red. Sorry guys.
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: “We’re very close. I would say an agreement would be signed on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday of this coming week. “ - 🍊 today
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Can't wait till AI replaces 90% of corporate jobs and then there will be no one allocating money into their 401Ks. Who will buy stocks at that point?
[+5] u/Cramer4President: Bear market canceled, bears
[+5] u/Enjzey: war over, welcome world peace
[+5] u/Zfreezy: #Netanya🧃 why have you forsaken us?!
[+5] u/Long_Growth9961: Biggest bull trap setup, all futes blood red but US, Vix up 2%... Buls are delusional grasping at anything 🤣
[+5] u/manginamonologues: Mission Accomplished 🇺🇸
[+22] u/digitalradiohead: I can’t wait until 🥭term is over. Tired boss.
[+20] u/Aldribuds: maybe the real treasure was the retarded friends we made along the way
[+18] u/Dapper_Tiger_6295: HOLY KOREA MARKET IS GREEN AS FUCK BERS ARE FUCKED
[+16] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Bers get 1 red day a month lmao
[+16] u/Independent-Tree-985: The market will >!open!< tomorrow at open
[+15] u/Lostmymindandmoney: If you’re not buying calls tomorrow just give up
[+15] u/LarryStink: Im not suicidal, im healthy, and I can swim well. There is going to be a terrorist attack during the world cup as propaganda to get support for the war.
[+15] u/rhuffq: https://preview.redd.it/7sv1f94x3y5h1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bafd6b8a80dd6231aba1084d04e646b11357052a
[+15] u/FinancialTower3672: It’s a DRAM girl summer!
[+14] u/0DTEKing: Back ATH tomorrow lol
[+13] u/jbwhittle87: The deal is almost ready...
[+13] u/FeverTreeCloud: Too many 🐻s optimistic here
Calls
[+13] u/Gorm_the_Old: (Monday 8:45 AM EDT)
Axios: Iran and U.S. "Very Very Very Close" on Deal; "Great time to invest - maybe greatest time ever" - Source
[+12] u/ChiefBaggins: My crystal ball tells me S&P500 is gonna be +6% by Wednesday
[+12] u/CorndogSummer: On March 31, 🥭 told reporters the U.S. could end its military campaign within two to three weeks, saying, “We’ll be leaving very soon.”
[+12] u/Deep_Calls_007: AirPods : Rev-18.5 bil, Profit-4.5 bil
Spacex : Rev-18.7 bil, LOSS-4.9 bil
Apple should ipo another company called AIPods for 3 Trilly
[+11] u/AcademicStandard3701: Every month is white history month and straight month.
[+11] u/stonksf: Full porting soxl tomorrow
[+11] u/Datsyuk131313: A repeat of Friday might make me start caring about work.
[+11] u/enc-nyc: once you're in my age, women's 'yes' will sound much scarier than 'no' no matter how you look at it
[+11] u/PenguinOfB00m: bols begging for fake good news is my bear argument
[+11] u/True_Job_7845: Yeah, I've seen enough. Calls tomorrow for sure
[+10] u/bidahtibull: "We’ll see how it ends up," Trump said. "It’s one of those things that’s been going for 3,000 years, or 47 years, depending on how you count."
Lol what
[+10] u/Ritter18: What about celebrating straight month.
[+10] u/BearlyBearishBear: Bulls think the waitress is flirting with them 🤭
[+10] u/GiraffeBaron: I (single divorced) was having drinks with dink friend and his wife
Was telling them about being balls deep in calls and they were genuinely concerned for my future
[+10] u/i_simp_f: you fools still think you're gonna make money tomorrow, little do you know that i've become even gayer
[+10] u/Karl-Levin: If attacking Israel didn't cause the US to break the "ceasefire" nothing will. We will see more weeks of fake ceasefire and deal being "close" but no return to hot war.
So despite minor setbacks, spy will keep printing on fake axios news.
Will get ugly once the oil reserves run out though.
[+10] u/LatinoMuyFinO: Guess no back to back -5% days for the bears…
[+10] u/mangofruitdude: Saylor is seriously the biggest idiot of them all. What a fucking dumb idea to just buy a shitton of imaginary coins lmao. I mean I bought some imaginary coins aswell lmao...
[+10] u/LookUpTower7: Ask yourself this question. Does Mango want to sit at the Knicks game on a huge RED market day where everyone is pissed at him or does he want to sit at MSG as the savior of the market on a huge GREEN day and everyone loves him?
[+10] u/type_error: Puts on your butthole
[+9] u/BearlyBearishBear: Bulls think Iran was 2 weeks from a nuclear weapon 🤭
[+9] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: God give me one last chance to exit options trading. Pls.
[+9] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Korean Jesus please save Kospi
[+9] u/E39_CBX: I will eat hotpot for dinner if we pump
[+9] u/rcantu314: Koreans about to buy the fn dip in an hour and send us to Valhalla
[+9] u/wheels389: KOREAAAANS TAKE US TO VALHALLLAAAAAAA
[+9] u/Aldribuds: She's a 9 but she has Ebola
[+9] u/djln491: Slightly red futes are extremely bullish
[+9] u/stupidber: I don't even like stocks anymore
[+9] u/BigStepMaestro: Big shrek dong candle at open
[+9] u/PenguinOfB00m: 3 rabid dogs mauling each other suddenly stop dead in their tracks and decide to hold hands and kumbaya
This is the bull argument
[+9] u/31andnotdone: gave up on that dream too
[+8] u/jijitalk: Did I lose 20% of my port on Friday? Yeah. Am I gonna get it all back and more tomorrow? Hell fucking yeah you better fucking believe it. I will burn all the non believers, starting with all the stupid fucking goofy ass bears in here.
[+8] u/JustCan6425: Futures up again 🥰🥰🥰
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: I made 50k and lost 120k on Friday. Still up a lot for the year but my secret strategy of buying 0dtes every day on every little dip doesn't seem to work anymore. Sad
[+8] u/andsto2: There’s no chance tmw is red with how bearish everyone’s been this weekend. I’m expecting a face ripper
[+8] u/SuperSwissy: SUK MY DIK BER CUNTS
[+8] u/SuperSwissy: Bers are so pathetic, perpetual losers. Must just be miserable people in real life.
[+8] u/rollinhating: Futures will be blood red then an hour or so before open we will se a huge shrek cock because of some tweet about negotiations being the greatest in the world, probobly. nfa
[+8] u/claytondpark: Futures getting short ladder attacked
[+8] u/0DTEKing: Saylor sold 32’to buy 32K at 20% discount, he played well 😁👏
[+8] u/Speech_Path: Where all my cash kings who pulled out of the market last Friday before the dip? Can I get a hellll yeeeeeah?!!
[+8] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: *Jesus please stunt on these hoes* 😭🙏
[+8] u/FacebangsTucans: This things opening +1%
[+8] u/NativePlant870: Just get more capital. Not that hard
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: I have 100k in margin for MRVL
[+7] u/Chumpleshitskin: Costco is the new middle class eating out.
[+7] u/Insolent_Kavu: barely a dip on futes why is everyone so bearish rn, shits gone greener from redder at open a million times
[+7] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Red Monday is illegal
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Everything's chatbot.
[+7] u/0DTEKing: Leather jacket working hard to pump chip stocks, don’t worry we will be back to ATH in a day or two
[+7] u/LostMallDoll: We have the story boards of a deal
[+7] u/Fun_Control_7908: Wsb expects a green tomorrow, you know what it means
[+7] u/dfivetf: korea and japan don't seem to be taking this well, circuit breakers incoming
[+7] u/Tall-Illustrator543: Y'all really believe Israel will follow their word...really?😂
[+7] u/tocinoman: I'm gonna look into them even harder
[+6] u/xStringerBellx: bears very emotional on futes
seems like its about to teleport 50 points higher
[+6] u/E39_CBX: I need AVGO to recover asap or im fucked
[+6] u/curling_rocks: deal incoming, gas prices falling, everything will all work out like always
[+6] u/stonksf: Should I full port tqqq or soxl tmr
[+6] u/Ricketier: Wait for the market to rebound 2% them dip until space x launches
[+6] u/IncomingAxofKindness: Netanyahu will literally call 3 more shots before lunch tomorrow
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: Bulls have to pay for sex 🤭
[+6] u/account-names: Claude is a fucking gaslighting champion
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: Bulls listen to Joe Rogan and Theo Von 🤭
[+6] u/j_b_1983: MRVL joining the S&P500 tomorrow.
[+6] u/-IQ200: No retaliation response = ceasefire confirmed.
[+6] u/99Fan: Pump finished, wont green until open
[+5] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: \[Netanyahu continues to call the shots\]
[+5] u/HoldMyNaan: At least they can afford it after the last year
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: I get a big bonus this week, so if we go even redder till Friday I'm ok with it.
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Futures will be green at 7PM
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: lol -0.2%. Bears are celebrating and declaring victory over -0.2% SPY futes 🤡
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: this price action is weird, feels like it wants to pump but is being slapped every 30 minutes
[+5] u/CountryGreen7364: New TSLA price target from JPM 227% increase; report shows sales are crushing the ev market
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: Peace deal any day now
[+5] u/ViolinistNo8323: I think we bounce, then dump. I thought the Friday move was going to happen this week
[+16] u/Standard_Tea8250: FULL PORT MRVL THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE
[+12] u/ten7four: IT'S ACTUALLY BLINDING HOW GREEN MY SCREEN IS FROM FUTES RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUK U DUMB BERS
[+11] u/pussinbuuts: Korea circuit breaker LMAO
[+11] u/thrillho145: I can't emotionally take another Friday
[+10] u/csr8765: Semi’s and memory are going to be absolutely parabolic tomorrow, at least 60-70% of Friday’s decline will be recovered by open
[+10] u/SpecialistB: back to ATH tomorrow yay!
[+10] u/Dakhnas: should've bought more on the friday's sale
[+10] u/boglemydingleregard: I'm ready for Friday's damage to be completely undone tomorrow. 🥂
[+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: Half peace, half war
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Imagine if Iran demanded Maduro is returned to Venezuela lmao
[+9] u/No_Variation552: Pullbacks were needed. Now we keep rallying. Market going up a few more months tards. Get that bread.
[+9] u/callsonreddit: Bers got their day
Now let’s get 20 green days
[+9] u/ez399017: WHAT COMES DOWN MUST GO UP
[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Everything moon. Rip if you didnt buy that dip
[+9] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Korea down 8%
US chads up 0.8%
[+9] u/ozarkabottle: imagine not buying the friday dip
[+9] u/I_work_too_much: Tomorrow I look forward to making back $7 of the $91,000 I lost on Friday. 👍🏻
[+9] u/Cashmoneytendies: Israelis when they can’t just bomb and invade without any repercussions ☝🏽
[+8] u/Beagle001: Nobody here knows what's going to happen. Asia and Europe will give a clue but we still know that's still scammy at the open.
Remember, you do not have to trade the first hour tomorrow. There's this feeling for some that if I don't trade now, I'll miss out forever. Look back on the previous months. How many great opportunities were there to get in on an easy trade and make money? A lot. There will be more. If it looks fucked up, it's fucked up.
[+8] u/SpezJailbaitMod: Yesterday I discovered an e trade paper from 2009.
My father in law paper handed 10,000 shares of Nvidia he bought for $0.27.
Would be worth about 50 million now.
God damn.
[+8] u/tnguyen5057: Yup equities oversold on Friday. New ATH next week before MU earnings
[+8] u/ten7four: FUCK YES MRVL JUST ANOTHER +11% FROM HERE AND I'M BACK TO BREAKEVEN AHAHAHAHHAAHA FUK U BERS LAMO
[+8] u/Ltheman00: If you didn't buy MU under 875 idk what to tell ya.
[+8] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Bers never learn lmao
[+8] u/Fullsendornosendd: Infinite day trades giving me the ability to lose money at night 💨
[+8] u/SKJ_2012: Everyone freaking out about KOSPI not realizing its just catching up to our Friday market
[+8] u/Particular-Nose-8932: The KOSPI died for our green Monday
[+7] u/Significant_Speed854: Dump the market, then tweet about more peace deals.
[+7] u/LiveInLayers: Sad my puts will be back underwater.
I knew this was going to be green on Monday but the greed got the better.
[+7] u/kawkface: WHO WANTS CHOCCY MILK
[+7] u/aka_crashoverride: God bless America! Coke and hookers are back on the menu.
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY at 0% lmfaooooo the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
[+7] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Fuck I should have bought in Friday
[+7] u/SuperNewk: Sold all my corn for AI and now corn is absolutely mooning!!!
[+7] u/lifo888: Circuit breaker in Korea
[+7] u/rightovahere: Micron is up $40 in overnight trading even with SK washing out. Shit really was priced in lmfaoooo
[+7] u/Dyce10x: \+ 0.01% WE ARE SO BACK
[+7] u/smellyfingernail: lmao MU up 5% already, bers absolutely going to get clobbered
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: Bears, hope you enjoyed your day. We're taking our month back.
[+7] u/Briack89: Why breaking news on Reddit always 4-5 hours behind ? Notifications suck for sure! Puts on Reddit
[+7] u/New-Length5593: So oil shrek cock means no inflation right?
[+7] u/Firm_Variation6452: I really think we’re gonna rip tomorrow
[+7] u/InternationalTop2410: Every degen is gonna buy SpaceX
Every index fund is gonna buy SpaceX
Algos gonna pump this like there is no tommorow
AND YOUR BEARISH ??
[+7] u/its_simba11: Going to buy a fat call on servicenow
[+7] u/louis-debroglie: Futures are actually up since the 5pm close on Friday
Gonna be massive green by open
Lots of FUD from people who don’t know when to take profits on puts, the “but oil!!” people still trading the last war, and losers who missed the rally hoping to get in lower…
Friday was your chance, that was it, now buy losers
[+7] u/darkspherei: wsb gets jacked on .05% gain
[+7] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: liquidating his assets to pump the market would crash the market
[+6] u/CMTTrader: Some, if not most of you, are NOT normal people 🤢
[+6] u/samwehl: Nvda will carry the market tomorrow 🤌🏿 new ai bubble has started
[+6] u/sharkenleo: Guys I full ported KORU right before the close on Friday.
I'm either gonna be suicidal or incredibly happy tomorrow.
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: NQ futures green, it’s happening…
[+6] u/ozarkabottle: come on korean jesus pump the markets
[+6] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf why does the market always go up for no reason whenever I switch to puts?
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: Face ripping rally confirmed for monday
[+6] u/ten7four: HOLY FUK WHEN U ALREAY CUM BUT THE GREEN UFTES KEEP SUKIN
[+6] u/NotMe357: Holyshit KOSPI down almost -9%
[+6] u/analgape4206969: If we dont see a 10% day tmo im ruined
[+6] u/DanqueLeChay: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of bols just nutted their pants
(Futes up 0.05%)
[+6] u/Ozqi: Bears in literal shambles
[+6] u/ten7four: HOLY FUKING GREEN SHREK DILDO AAHHHHHHH I'M GONAN CUMMMMMMM
[+6] u/magneticpasta9: Where were you wen Korean ber was kill
[+6] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Buls celebrating a 0.2% rise is hilarious now calls are worth -98%instead if 99%
[+6] u/Jettova: Be greedy when others are fearful and fearful when others are greedy - Rudy Giuliani
[+6] u/ez399017: PAMP IS BACK ON THE MENU
[+6] u/-GuyDeLombard-: Bears will run for cover as soon at the green dildo of death enters the room at 9:30am EST
[+6] u/BananasGorilla_: I yolod $2300 into MRVL calls 1 minute before the Friday close. I guess that was a good idea
[+6] u/callmeladygrey: I’m so scared to check my SOXL position come overnight open. Bought too soon into the Friday plunge.
[+6] u/Dakhnas: ATH to the levels you've never seen before
[+5] u/Critical_Paper6944: We might lose money but at least we’ll be able to sit and watch the market go down weekends are too boring
[+5] u/Samjabr: Breaking News: As a result of Yen to Dollar pricing, US to buy Japan.
[+5] u/Exciting-Layer1963: They call him Donny T Pump for a reason
[+5] u/InternationalTop2410: Tesla cult is gonna pump SpaceX like there's no tommorow
[+5] u/kawkface: Oracle earnings this week
Remember...
Everything is computer!
[+5] u/ten7four: THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF KOREA IS MOVING THEIR LIFE SAVINGS INTO 🌽
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Can’t wait to read all the permabear “scam market” posts tomorrow. It brings me great joy to watch them lose day after day.
[+5] u/nebula504: Korea open down 1.5% with seemingly and the us market didn’t even react lol
[+5] u/SlymeDisease: Me and my wife's bull are ecstatic.
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: halted again
brb, muh kospi catching up to usa friday market... delulu
[+5] u/Nuggets-de-poulet: I got cheap Nvida 215 calls
[+5] u/permabol: Alright Donald, time to fill the reactors with pure rerardium and set it to hyperspeed
[+5] u/ParIsTheStar: Slightly up tomorrow at bell. Then all the normal meme stocks gonna blast off 10-20% up and all indices +2-3% and this pattern will continue for the rest of the week. Largest 1 week gain in World History next week.
[+5] u/InternationalTop2410: So SpaceX X bought a social media company with 50% bot users the valuation increased by 400B. Makes sense.
[+5] u/Bromine_Bro35: THE BERS HAD THEIR TIME
[+5] u/slappedindaface: * KOSPI HALTED AS 8.4% CRASH TRIGGERS CIRCUIT BREAKER.
* PHILIPPINES ISSUES TSUNAMI ALERT AFTER MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE.
* SOVIET UNION SUFFERS WORST WHEAT HARVEST IN 55 YEARS.
* LABOR AND FOOD RIOTS IN POLAND. SOVIET TROOPS INVADE.
* CUBA AND NICARAGUA REACH TROOP STRENGTH GOALS OF 500,000. EL SALVADOR AND HONDURAS FALL.
* GREENS PARTY GAINS CONTROL OF WEST GERMAN PARLIAMENT. DEMANDS WITHDRAWAL OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS FROM EUROPEAN SOIL.
* MEXICO PLUNGED INTO REVOLUTION.
* NATO DISSOLVES. UNITED STATES STANDS ALONE.
[+5] u/Briack89: Why Koreans are such a pusy all the time!?
[+5] u/catlady1215: Watching love island and patiently waiting for 8 pm 😊
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: It’s alright guys, I just got informed Barron bought MU calls so we are heading back to $1100 this week.
[+21] u/Blyadhole: South Korea is if wsb was a country
[+17] u/isolated-cat: "we're so back"
"what tf is happening"
"we're so back"
"why is it dumping"
"we're so back"
[+17] u/falken2023: Israel is why we can’t have nice things.
[+15] u/spellbadgrammargood: >Trump denies campaign promise to his supporters he would finish the endless wars: ‘I didn’t promise anything’
lol..
[+14] u/AKNJ907: MU pumpin like the dirty little slut she is
[+14] u/bobbyd121: if you think trump won't pull warsh's marionette strings and avoid a rate hike, you might actually be retarded. calls
[+14] u/OnceALoser: Hoping that the war escalates and people die so you can make $50 on your puts is just gross.
[+11] u/OG_L0c: Futures are up because I panic sold all my shit
[+11] u/codespyder: Me an hour ago: I love overnight market, it would never lie to me
Me now: the overnight market is all lies.
[+11] u/isolated-cat: israel fucked up this bull run 🤡
[+10] u/Tay_Tay86: #Axios "the us does not expect imminent Israeli attacks on Iran" -35 minutes ago
#Israel launches attacks on Western and central Iran" -5 minutes ago
#LMAO @ AXIOS 🤌🏳️🌈
[+10] u/Tay_Tay86: #100 days into the 4 day long war
[+10] u/thermalstress: Yeah we’re not getting a green day are we
[+10] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Holy fuck I’m gonna \~stare at my phone and do nothing\~
[+10] u/skychief99: War on. War off. War on. War off. The Clapper.
[+9] u/Gandalfthebran: https://preview.redd.it/9b6dx37ugy5h1.jpeg?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705e2867df888208ba789dcf3dd85cf99a214709
[+9] u/Otaku_ecchi_sensei: dca in MRVL for the rest of the year
[+9] u/FutureSage: Red.
I’m dead.
No redemption.
:(
[+9] u/JCJENSON_Pr_Dept_6: 🚨!This just in!🚨
Iran peace deal has already been signed, 🥭 just can't show you because the document is "shy and introverted"
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+9] u/JCJENSON_Pr_Dept_6: 🚨 BREAKING 🚨
NASDAQ to officially merge with Tel Aviv stock exchange (TASE): "Everything's fucked anyways let's stop playing charades. SHALOM, FOR WE ARE ONE AND THE SAME"
[+8] u/Antiwhippy: I guess Trump telling Bibi to fuck off worked.
[+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Msft is truly a lost cause isn't it?
Goes red when indexes goes green and goes a little red when everything drills.
[+8] u/itsgodsposterchild: This markets about to creampie like half of you at open
[+8] u/Exciting-Serve-2676: I’m seeing both sides celebrating huge wins on futures. So my summation is that’s is +-.10% and you’re all retarded.
[+8] u/Humble_Code_6501: Let's pump this shit to Mars
[+8] u/reluctant-config: This oil spike must mean ceasefire is going well?
[+8] u/hermeskino715: 1.4 trillion wiped out on Friday? Sounds kind of convenient tbh
[+8] u/_Fibbles_: SPY resolving the oil shortage by drilling itself
[+8] u/AugyCeasar: Ceasefire holding strong except for strikes by all parties in increasingly large amounts. Peace deal expected when final piece of debris falls.
[+8] u/deevee12: >The Financial Times reported that the president forcefully said Netanyahu would ultimately have “no choice” but to accept a deal with Iran. “I call the shots,” the outlet reported Trump as saying. “I call all the shots. He doesn’t call the shots.”
🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/Mahrez-: At this point, I’m just gonna go watch some lesbian porn and rub one out.
[+7] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Kospi halted. Iran war 2.0. Rates going up. Bols: green by opening
[+7] u/early-retirement-plz: No one can out degen the Koreans
[+7] u/AlexKotz: if l was getting to unload my bags onto retail investors i would also post things like “bers fukd” on wsb to increase sentiment
[+7] u/aftherith: Well I'm kind of embarrassed to ask because I played along for months, but, some of these potato chips have memories?
[+7] u/optionsCone: MU suddenly moves under $900 after hours
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: Report Israel is attacking Iran. They don't give a crap what the president says
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: We are back to routine pumping
[+19] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: If ur reading this ur retarded
[+17] u/shunted22: Breaking: US and Iran to coordinate joint strikes against Israel
[+17] u/Fun-Time4064: Green dildos were promised to us 3000 years ago
[+15] u/nullzeroerror: I guess bibi calls the shots actually 🥭😂😂
[+14] u/xeratice1: hey guys I'm starting a discord group for signals if anyone wants to join, basically just do the opposite of what i do and make money
[+14] u/Trollzore: BREAKING: THREE SEPARATE COUNTRIES NOW CONFIRM THAT THE CONFLICT HAS BEEN 90% RESOLVED PENDING FINAL APPROVAL FROM PEOPLE WHO WERE PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OTHER 90%
In other news, knicks in 4
[+14] u/shunted22: Korean degenerate gamblers bailing us out
[+13] u/trumpdiego: You pumped from 650 to 750 on fake peace deals. And so shall you fall.
[+13] u/AegonTheMeh: Literally 3 hours ago
\> Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will have no choice but to accept whatever deal the US negotiates with Iran, Donald Trump said, because the US president "calls the shots"
\> “He won't have any choice," Trump told the FT in a telephone interview.
\> "I call the shots. I call all the shots. He \[Netanyahu\] doesn't call the shots."
[+12] u/Useful_Donut6789: damn israel attacked directly going against mango. things are going so terribly for him lol
[+12] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: World leaders who have to stay in power to avoid being in jail for life just casually ruining everything good about the world.
[+12] u/Asleep-Strike4978: Half war, half peace. Just read the ceasefire agreement
[+12] u/Such_Coin: Weird. Israel struck back. Never would have guessed that.
[+12] u/spaurake: Bibi doesn’t give a fuck
Explosions rock Iran’s capital, Tehran, and the cities of Tabriz and Isfahan after Israel’s military launched attacks on the country
[+11] u/justanaveragejoe520: See most of you boys in the Middle East at this rate
[+11] u/hypeaze: Tomorrow 8:00 am : reports of Iran peace deal come out
SPY $800
Tomorrow 1:00 pm: peace talks have stalled
SPY $799
[+11] u/WhaleSmacker17: Remember to thank a middle aged korean janitor with an overdraftered checking account for saving your calls tomorrow
[+11] u/wildcat1055: if Koreans don't get with the program, I'm canceling my BTS fan membership
[+11] u/Trollzore: BLOOMBORG: REGIONAL LEADERS REPORT GROWING OPTIMISM THAT THE CURRENT ESCALATION COULD SOON BE REDUCED TO A MORE MANAGEABLE FORM OF ESCALATION
[+10] u/joycaptain: Remove the uranium from Israel
[+10] u/TarrifJacksonJr: Spacex is going to merge with Chipotle you heard it here first
[+10] u/mjk67: Fun Fact. Tolstoy originally titled his book, 'War: What is it good for'.
[+10] u/ateranol: The market giveth, and the market taketh away ^(tenfold)
[+10] u/FairTrade6677: netanyahoo will literally end the world if it means he won't go to jail
[+10] u/TheRealPancetta: War is good for stocks no problem up 5% tomorrow. A ceasfire would also be good for stocks either way.
[+9] u/Majick1216: Monday will be flatter then my ass
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: This F1 movie is pretty fun
🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️
[+9] u/ActivatingEMP: \> Israel confirmed to bomb Iran
\> oil drops 1%
...what?
[+9] u/mikeytho1: Legitimately 0 fucking clue what I was doing but I just made $13 on a ES futures contract so thats pretty cool.
Gambling is fun lmao
[+9] u/xpxf69: Mango's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up.
[+9] u/LaserGuy626: If Hunter Biden posting AI art with a large Bitcoin and Michael Saylor / Vitalik looking homeless on his back while holding a crack pipe was the 🌽 bottom I'm gonna lose my shit
[+9] u/brute-forced: An orange Oompa Loompa started the war. How does it end?
[+8] u/CluelessTennisBall: Institutions manipulating the market and people falling for it every time. The amount of calls that expired worthless Friday and amount of puts people opened, which will also expire worthless this week. That said, calls
[+8] u/Due-Dirt-8428: US literally has negative rizz right now. Israel just spreading out cheeks in the middle of fifth ave and the gov smiles and waves
[+8] u/gcko: They’re called holdings. Not sellings.
[+8] u/Jaded_Drink8872: 🥭 : the deal is close
🐝 : the war continues
🥭 : the war must continue ☝️🥺
[+8] u/Ok-Nose29: Nikkei 225 down nearly 3000 points already
[+8] u/RockinOutCockOut: How is it fair that there's halts for stocks, but not for my portfolio?
[+8] u/yoloperyolo: Surreal how Israels gdp per capita is higher than Europoors
[+8] u/Trollzore: **IRAN AND ISRAEL EXCHANGE FIRE AS REGIONAL TENSIONS ESCALATE, OIL PRICES RISE, DIPLOMATS SCRAMBLE, ANALYSTS WEIGH POSSIBLE OUTCOMES, WHICH IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE OF THE THING WITH THE OTHER THING AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE MAP IT KIND OF WELL NOT THE MAP THE OTHER MAP, THE NORMAL ONE, YOU KNOW THE ONE**
[+8] u/brute-forced: Will Gas be over seven dollars in the next two months
[+8] u/tacobliss: Exit liquidity??! More like ENTRANCE liquidity!! Gimme dat shiiii ima buy ALL da shares.
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN, EVERYONE GETS GREEN
[+7] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Orange gets a seat in the cuck's chair. lol
[+7] u/OkResponsibility2470: The bol euphoria in here only for me to see SPY only up .10% lol
[+7] u/Curious_Proof_5882: People here have no fucking lives. Watching futes every movement like any of that matters
[+7] u/tortu995: You can't event post against isrl that you get your comment banned. Fuck fascism bro and fuck those evil warmongers
[+7] u/Airizom: Just enjoy the ride guys. We are all gonna make it
[+7] u/Jimbeauxer: Thread moving so fast nobody will see I blew up my port and will now chop my fucking cock off
[+7] u/Technical-Reach9244: Dont worry you reegards
Tomorrow's nothin.
Jun 15-20: US forced to announce SPR emergency release or rationing
Due to depletion of SPR below DOD thresholds.
This is when the real fun starts.
[+7] u/Lephr: It’s funny how everyone was so bullish and people were downvoting me saying it was a false bull flag 15m ago😭
[+7] u/adilmasoodkh: I was expecting a bigger jump. Dram up 4% only
[+7] u/Future-Lifeguard8247: It's fucking emerald
[+6] u/Purple_Cattle_2700: Behind the Wendy's dumpster
[+6] u/WalrusHonda: The funniest outcome is always what will happen
[+6] u/495N: **FOMO MU will be the theme tomorrow and rest of week.**
[+6] u/KindlyTie6602: I’m green on my last 12 option trades … still down $150k on options for my total trading life. Up more than that on shares thank god. I should really stick to investing
[+6] u/Rugpull_Generator: K-pop index recovering FUCKING FAST lmao
\+4% in 5 minutes
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: What in the kimchi is happening in Korea
[+6] u/tiger1191: Massive green ahead tomorrow!
[+6] u/cyclingmania: I need AVGO to hit 500 by end of June otherwise I have to apply for job at Wendy
[+6] u/KevinWarshNudes: That’s not that bad!
[+6] u/idgafbroski: Whatever you think the market is gonna do in your regarded heart tomorrow, simply inverse that
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: You would use a time machine to make money.
I would use a time machine to give myself a BJ.
We are not the same.
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: Seems like the moron doesn’t call the shots like he claimed
[+6] u/Thin_Pound_3502: kospi already started going up
[+6] u/The_Cornwallis: Casual 23 pt drop in S&P futures already
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Explosions rock Beirut. Al JaZ
[+6] u/nametaglost: Bears are obviously the loudest rn, which makes me bullish. But everything negative is getting downvoted to shit, which makes me bearish. Why do I listen to you morons anyway? We’re all gonna lose.
[+6] u/JellyfishFestival: How do we sleep while the beds are burning?
[+6] u/ateranol: It's not like y'all bought into chips and semis at the top, right?
...
right??
[+6] u/user-namepending: I didn't hear no bell
[+5] u/Odd_Library_3953: MSFT really got me with that pump and dump last week. I'm disappointed in myself
[+5] u/ALth0r: Ohhhh it will. That shit is oversold. Overeaction on friday. Its gonna be a +15% day
[+5] u/Thin_Pound_3502: buy koru at market open.
[+5] u/hkusbeckham: oh come on... just fucking go up
[+5] u/Aware-Travel6743: why is everyone going crazy on kospi for 8%. KORU on friday is down 41%, meaning they expected kospi to be down 13.3% tonight. So actually it performed 5% better. With tomorrow Jensen pump, I think this dip will be short lived.
[+5] u/Thin_Pound_3502: kospi already recovered 3% lol
[+5] u/Goody2Shoes92: https://preview.redd.it/iiltverxny5h1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=913daa179ee91949e9e8cc145422899348bbbabe
[+5] u/NotRllytho: wtf are those Koreans doing. Remove the sell button
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: so is it soon gonna look like Friday dips never happened 😂😂
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: I can now guarantee a 2% day in SPY tomorrow
[+5] u/newaccount202225: Bears can't even maintain a .09% dip how embarrassing for them
[+5] u/plairboicarti: why isn’t 🥭 restraining is rae yel??? so regarded
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Web9352: Give peace a chance! Please
[+5] u/Jaded_Drink8872: one day on live TV we will see real maggots coming out of 🥭 skin
[+5] u/Objective_Back_2581: Utah makes Gotham City look like Disney World LMAO 🤌🏼
[+5] u/bulrfuc: I need a pump to buy cheaper puts
[+19] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I feel like Israel would bomb themselves just to blame it on Iran
[+18] u/MelonBeefChop: Respect koreans for being the true gamblers
[+16] u/CautiousPumpkin4664: Big ball bulls who bought the dip Friday about to be rewarded tomorrow 📈📈
[+15] u/LivinLike: oil up, spy up, yields up lmao
calls on everything
[+12] u/Any_Influence_8305: Fuckin stocks man, can't live with them can't live without em
[+11] u/kemar7856: Israel breaks every ceasefire
[+11] u/thats_justice_baby: I'd be more encouraged if futures were down. This half-assed pump is gunna get obliterated at open.
[+11] u/refrigeratorsHD: Something is going to happen tomorrow
[+11] u/BankofBroke: Turns out companies can’t trade at 3,000x revenue forever.
[+11] u/Bulky_Jellyfish9012: The Nasdaq is expected to rise sharply today, driven by last week's oversold conditions and short covering. Gains are likely to be led by Apple, Marvell, Micron, and Nvidia.
[+11] u/Kickboy21: Whatever happened on friday is now priced in.
[+10] u/caliwillbemine: “Iran launches missiles”
“Israel launches missiles”
“Iran launches more missiles”
“Here’s why this is bullish for munitions resupplies and the long term health of the AI economy.”
[+10] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Let me guess tomorrow 🥭 announces talks are going really well
“Spanish guy laughing emoji”
[+10] u/TheRealJohnOptions: I’m hiring for my trailer park community. I need an closeted alcoholic head of security and a fat cheeseburger obsessed deputy
[+10] u/winston511: Started watching shark tank again and when mr wonderful says “I’ve never seen greed like that before” it always makes me laugh bc he’s very clearly the greediest fuck there
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Oil futes should be at 120+ right now.
Unless we are pricing in a recession already.
[+9] u/FGoobs: Thank goodness we have a ceasefire. This could get out of hand
[+9] u/MyDMDThrowaway: Red by open. Fake futes
[+9] u/hallett21: Oil not up enough for me to think escalations
[+9] u/SkoomaJunki3: Constantine is a badass movie
[+8] u/RJ5R: *"This ship can't sink"*
She's made of calls sir, I assure you she can. And she will.
[+8] u/Training_Week3740: Earlier it was bull r fuk but now it’s suddenly ber r fuk apparently
[+8] u/M13alint: Continuing to go down makes the most sense, calls it is
[+8] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: The War of 1812 Ceasefires
[+8] u/IcedNuggets: No crying in the casino.
[+7] u/mousepop321: Everything green yet bears saying it’s red 🤨
[+7] u/Serious_Standard8204: ngl if stocks keep going down i might have to interfere and step in
[+7] u/Bravadette: I just got some of the worst news ive hesrd in the past year. Maybe in my life. I genuinely cant wait til I dont have to go through things anymore. Best wishes goodnight all.
[+7] u/Lanky_Chard3288: Koreans wtf are you doing
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: I’m fucking dead bro
I’m trading overnight spx and the way it just keeps moving the opposite way the moment my order fills
[+7] u/Own_Cat_9967: Saint Shrek, I come to you on bended knee, please show us your dong tomorrow. On behalf of the righteous regards of WSB, not the wicked 🌈🐻
Amen 🙏
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Silver and gold is all that matters
[+7] u/SpunkySprinkle: Crazy I see news faster in wsb than aljazeera live updates
[+7] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: The frameworks and concepts are in jeopardy!!!!!
[+7] u/jonneh: 🥭 Don't retaliate! Don't attack them!
#
Bibi: Okay, okay, you're the boss 🫡
#
*A few hours later*
#
#🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/National-Log5203: WSB bullish is a massive bear flag for tomorrow
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: KOSPI Collapsing + Israel Bombing Iran and its not even monday yet
[+6] u/incaseofmisuse: I'm thinking red monday not looking good here bols
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Breaking:
Scott Pelley "fired" for yelling at boss.
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: # Here's to another week of making all the wrong moves and losing monies, boys 🍻
[+6] u/Zuko2001: I hope MSFT, HOOD, META and NOW choke on a bag of dicks. Absolute pieces of shit. Should have just stayed in MU.
[+6] u/SigTauDan: Is that KEEL up 15.6% rn 👀
[+5] u/All_FIREdUp: The Friday market is an early reaction to the coming oil crisis. Welcome back to the 70’s. 🤙🌼
[+5] u/isospeedrix: Last chance to get MRVL under 300
[+5] u/Ok-Cut-6064: Buckle up boys we’re goin for a ride
[+5] u/squintamongdablind: Red Monday incoming…
[+21] u/sjtomcat: i will turn 1k into 10k this week, speaking it into existence
[+19] u/2020isgreat: I don't think the peace missiles are working
[+19] u/CJBlueNorther: I'm gonna go ahead and say it, I have no sympathy for broke boomers.
If you're a baby boomer and you don't have a networth of at least a quarter of a million at this point in y'alls lifespan, you just simply failed.
If you couldn't take advantage of being born in the most prosperous era in this country's history then you deserve to keep working as a geriatric.
[+18] u/orcassharks: More missiles launched. Damn.
They really want a negative day tomorrow.
[+18] u/madcowdiseasereeee: give me a downvote because i’m ghey ber
[+15] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Nobody is willing to accept it yet but a nuclear armed Iran will make the region more stable.
[+15] u/MansaMusa00: If you have to say that you call the shots. You don’t call the shots
[+14] u/ismebbb: We're all staring at futures as if it'll matter in the morning
[+13] u/mysuruhuduga: Bull market 📈 resumes tomo
[+13] u/foamrollmyback: 9 am trump says we won
[+12] u/trust_it_bb: Reminder that every single ai stock is unaffected by oil.
This is a false narrative.
The true narrative is with rising oil, human labor cannot afford to survive, thus the need for AI and robots to take over is more important than ever.
SPY 900 EoY
[+11] u/Level_Ad8089: Iran bombing Israel is priced in?
[+11] u/jfwelll: I dont want to go to work :(
[+10] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Sex with my gf has gotten so boring that I actually said not tonight and then went to read a book on TA
[+10] u/trust_it_bb: Afraid of volatility? Thats how you turn a tiny 1k into a respectable 5-6 figure payout.
[+10] u/ViolenceIsBad: Believe it or not calls
[+9] u/Bochyat_Jaa: MU is going to break ber hearts and butts very soon
[+9] u/karik01: The bull cope about Kospi all over this thread right now has to be sarcasm ... right?
[+9] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: i just bought muu. it's going to plummet now.
[+9] u/TrickyDickCheney: Wildly bullish in here over a fairly tiny pump compared to how much it dropped.
[+8] u/trust_it_bb: I cataloged every single instance of bear posts on friday and over the weekend advising me to buy puts. As you are my financial advisors - you will reimburse me for all losses incurred. I’ll see you in court
[+8] u/ToonamiNights: Y'all are retarded if you're touching this week with 10ft pole
[+8] u/ButtExterminator: scared money don't make money
[+8] u/KYEEZY98: Oil up and Nasdaq up. This is nothing more than Money Printer go BRRRR
[+8] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: I feel like the UFC White House event is going to be a disappointment
[+7] u/captain_casino: I was already retarded anyways. Not like I can get double retarded so why not
[+7] u/Significant_Pin563: This guy def liquidated his positions last week.
[+7] u/foamrollmyback: MU volatility at $1 trillion market cap is insane lol
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I was driving through a parking lot in a shopping center when some old fuck about 150 feet in front of me wildly waving his arms. As I got closer, I rolled down my window and asked, "Do you need help with something?" This old sack of shit starts yelling at me to slow down. I took great offense to that because I'm a phenomenal driver. Probably the greatest in history, honestly. I swear on my mom's life I wasn't doing more than 5 mph in that parking lot. But I also have a pretty bad road rage, and for a split second I wanted to get out of the car and beat his ass for saying something so stupid. But instead I just rolled my eyes and drove off. No sense going to jail and missing a trading day tomorrow. Not worth it. Maybe if it had been Friday.
Edit: I have another quirky road rage story maybe I'll post it tomorrow. Depending how much money I lose.
[+7] u/Open_Pollution_8038: Iran just doesn’t matter.
The world is already doing demand destruction on oil priced at $100/barrel. Want to see it replaced in mass? Kick it to $150/barrel.
[+7] u/Temporary-Speaker254: My bmi is 16 and I lost 10 lbs bc I put my entire paycheck into options this week. I have no money for food. Spy pls I’m a charity case atp until Friday I’m starving
[+7] u/palmanul: 🌮: Please, please stop
Iran & Bibi: F\*ck you
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+6] u/strip_club_dj: The dreaded upside down V.
[+6] u/Temporary-Speaker254: If spy can’t go over 740 before market opens I’m fd
[+6] u/MeYouThemEveryone: Oh wow, the KOSPI casino has triggered a circuit breaker, it really makes you think what magic is keeping the S&P moving without a problem
[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: i save enough in cash to go without a job for a year before i degen gamble
[+6] u/Remarkable_Owl_7039: 10 minutes until I buy some Bitcoin at exactly 8 pm for not reason at all.
[+6] u/greenchaos: funniest possible timeline is market perfectly flat
[+6] u/JudgmentCharming355: Israel strike back, this is over. AI bubble finally burst. The peak was officially in May
[+5] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: Do SpaceX investors know they are buying Twitter LMAO space company btw
[+5] u/Space_Miner6: Calls on Emergency rate cuts
[+5] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Current girlfriend sleeps in utter silence like it’s nothing
While every night since I was 13 is Aliens, The Thing, and The Two Towers on repeat lulls me to sleep
She’s a sociopath
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: THATS MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!!!
*full sends the 50cal*
[+5] u/Intrepid-Link6303: I'm a little bitch and pulled my funds. I could have just bought. I'm a little bitch
[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: No pdt rule will probably break me but im loving it so far
[+5] u/larry_hoover01: “US stock futures mixed as Iran attacks Israel; South Korea’s Kospi plunges 7%”
Friday was the last red day ever.
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Why do i feel sad when the dump is over. I feel i should buy more dip
[+19] u/Ok_Cry7572: Crazy how you can lose $1000 in 3 seconds but making it back takes 3-6 business months
[+18] u/Ok_Cry7572: In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money
😂😂😂😂
[+16] u/SecurityFar1910: Lol just saw how 🥭 stormed off an interview. What a little bitch once he feels a little heat. Just utterly pathetic.
[+15] u/eje0100: Can we fucking move on from this Israel Iran bull shit.
[+12] u/HoldUpWoahThere: Tired of all this Iran/Israel/USA talk. What ever happened to those JPMorgan cannons and hantavirus 🤷🏻♂️
[+12] u/According-Rub-4520: Vix up oil up stocks up, we open green then dump
[+11] u/silverfutes: If I learned anything Friday, it’s that my dick might be tiny, but my balls are huge.
[+11] u/hftrobo9285: I’m IPO’ing my new company, SpaceAISemiconductorMemoryQuantum Corporation, right now I have $0 revenue but that’s $4billion more than SpaceX so I deserve a $10trillion valuation tbh
[+10] u/Geoff_Dawmer: The market has gone purpendoncular.
[+10] u/Ok_Cry7572: Be nicer to yourself. You are still learning
I have been learning how to lose money for many years now
[+9] u/Noticeably98: Help I’m feeling bear-curious. Can someone pray it away for me?
[+8] u/Bob_the_peasant: Korea didn’t get the memo that today is green
[+8] u/Bob_the_peasant: Let there be leverage
[+7] u/softboiledjadepotato: ok Hormuz, imma go to bed. You better be open when I wake
[+7] u/unikuenobody: The one's buying mrvl right now really think the company makes vibranium, tesseracts, and infinity stones. The sad part is that they are making money.
[+7] u/DrElkSnout: Could easily see another blood bath tomorrow. Just not looking promising right now.
[+6] u/pigeon_shit: Bears had their Pride celebration on Friday. Now back to the normal routine.
[+6] u/Stonkgeniuz: Mayday mayday. Seems we are going down
[+6] u/PocaMadre69: KOSPI down 10% is probably fine and an isolated event right? Asking for a friend
[+5] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Last year I made 17k just doing weekly put credit spreads not knowing anything about ta and now with ta I can’t make 1k
[+11] u/siboq: If I wake up green I’m selling everything and skipping this week of trading.
[+10] u/zjz: some new shit coming today, prepare your anus
[+10] u/SighRamp: Relax I bought AMD puts right before close Friday
[+9] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: QQQ is officially red guys. Can’t wait for my shift at Wendy’s tomorrow
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: >Speaking of the message from Iran, the IRGC and other military officials say the attacks on Israel were a warning shot. It suggests that we are dealing with a controlled escalation, but it’s not clear what could happen next.
the V is here !!!! and that's how fucking stupid this whole thing is lmao
[+9] u/kjl8921: I am mentally prepared to lose money tomorrow
[+9] u/Castopliani: the way it's been going for MSFT holders I'm expecting MSFT to announce a stock offering for another -8%
[+9] u/Unlucky-Design-6564: if the strait is closed can't we just open it? are we stupid???
[+8] u/FallenGear: Crypto bros measuring btc with fiat.
fiat > crypto
[+8] u/bears2broke: #BEARS NEVER FELT THE SOFT HANDS OF A WOMAN BEFORE LMAOO
[+8] u/Moaestro: Why did I buy thursday
[+8] u/Mangoworshipper: Guess today will be green sorry bers 🥀
[+8] u/Erzkuake: Cash gang is in the hood
[+7] u/Either_Way2133: imagine it rains and/or is hot and humid
[+7] u/tgff333: Oil up spy up...ok makes sense
[+7] u/Bofa12313: netenyahu really fucked our ports gang thats crazyyyy
[+7] u/Civil-Fun2409: F you downers. we are coming back
[+6] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Cmon euro chads now pump it up
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: # OPEN THE CASINO!!! 🎰
[+6] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: I wanted to see that new movie Backdoors. I heard it's about bers
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: Bulls once again sounded like complete yipping morons just a few hours ago counting their money. Fuckign retards.
[+6] u/BBBY4ever: WTH bers! You told me to triple mortgage my house and go all in on puts Friday
[+5] u/Either_Way2133: Israel the real boss
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Trump posting why stonk go down means he bought alot. Will be funny seeing his truth social posts this week LOL
[+24] u/Emotional-Donut-7731: https://preview.redd.it/iujtna4du06h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2de9a765fa90a3cb283181ce0ccd1cdb9056730a
I used 1.21 jigawatts of electricity to make this, but totally worth it.
[+17] u/Temporary-Equal-774: \>IRAN SAYS IT HAS NOW FULLY BLOCKED THE BAB EL-MANDEB STRAIT, ALONG WITH THE COMPLETE CLOSURE OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ - First Squawk
gg guys
[+15] u/TheYearGuesser: MU just go straight to 1500 and get it over and done with.
[+15] u/PopularCut4124: Why is there so much anti semitism. Could it possibly be Israel constantly murdering kids in war?
[+13] u/Quiet_Deer_4887: 99% of comments are totally removed from market mechanics. I'm not even sure what I gain by scrolling through WSB anymore...it's like that point in your life when you realize that most Anime is just dumb.
[+11] u/Me-Regarded: Middle east was tossing bombs all night, a complete clusterfuk. And world oil reserves are nearly empty, only weeks left in many countries.
[+11] u/SignificantRip8239: i am happy to announce that i am no longer a bull nor bear. i have ascended to becoming an agentic ai bot
[+10] u/TheYearGuesser: AI market dump followed by US government investment in AI.
Im sure its just a coincidence
[+10] u/d3sp: MU red today
My DD is that the last time I panic sold, it had its second bull run.
I don't feel like panic selling yet, so it's not going to moon.
You're welcome.
[+10] u/RockasaurusRex: I have a suspusion that the main thing preventing me from getting call backs from job interviews may be my email. But Ive been using
[email protected] for so long now it's simply too difficult to switch.
[+10] u/IndividualNo7155: Bear market is over! Those were difficult 2 hours
[+9] u/Bright_Albatross649: damn that once in a bear market was scary
[+9] u/tnecniv2021: Bers thought it was the end 🤣
[+9] u/xTeeD: 🥭 pleading 🐝 🐝 to please hold off one more week for my lil rocket man’s IPO
[+8] u/NoChain4469: Hey guys I just woke up from a 2 week fent nap. How did the peace deal that we were on the cusp of go
[+8] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Not touching a god damn thing in this market after losing $200k Friday for at least a month
U tards can be the guinea pigs. Not me 🙅♀️
[+8] u/chauhan_shubham: Ok NVDA my boy go on gimme that 5% pump.
[+8] u/Majestic_Mention171: Jensen said AI is cheap rn; SPY to 800
[+7] u/Vlashaaak: Looks like I’m gonna be a bagholder for a while. I should’ve taken profits
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: 10 mins till bears get destroyed
[+7] u/ddropthesoap: Byebye kimchee people
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Bols downvoting all bears cuz they’re scared
[+6] u/Seymour_asis501: 23 chicken tenders eaten in one day is my new record
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Send micron through the fucking roof
[+6] u/Ok-End-3213: Bankrupt a casino or disrupt the world's oil supply. Why not both??!!?