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[+112] u/Fit_Service8662: Remember, markets can look past invasions and nuclear war but it will freak out on a .5% rate hike.
[+93] u/boztron: First time I’ve ever lost over 20 grand in a day.
[+56] u/SteakEater137: If this actually does turn out to be a bubble bursting it’s going to be a legendary moment in history books. Everyone will be flabbergasted that there were so many warning signs but the market plowed ahead faster than ever.
So many classic moments. Shoe company turned AI 8x market cap in a day, hundred-billion companies with 400+ PE ratios or unprofitable, companies increasing 4000% in a year, worst oil crises in history but oil keeps dropping during it, company going up $90B in a night after a shout out…
[+56] u/Ok-Nose29: Largest Nasdaq single day point drop in history
Officially
[+52] u/FeverTreeCloud: https://preview.redd.it/vkqungu8si5h1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cae6e868ba2c73ba05b8eecb0c3baf214f5c0bd
[+52] u/knoqd_: Wtf is even happening, how do we get a Liberation Day type crash on a random Friday
[+47] u/Loud-Solution-6118: https://preview.redd.it/2fozy94gti5h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f197859d55a81bcf252106bc66e24d7fd0ee937
[+47] u/BeepBoopDep: WHY WOULD BIDEN DO THIS 😭😭
[+46] u/gloomyglooom: It's official, blew up my account today. Had to sit my family down to explain that we will have to cancel our summer vacation to Disney. The kids are all crying uncontrollably. My wife is on the phone, hysterical. Talking with her sister asking if her and the kids can stay with her for a few days. Even the dog is freaking out amidst all the commotion. I think I screwed the pooch this time. Well, looking on the bright side, family vacation cancelled, but I still get a small vacation from my family.
[+45] u/BenDover-9901: Time to start drinking 🍻
[+40] u/igotshrimps: Remember guys, don't kill yourself because there's no casinos in the afterlife
[+40] u/jijitalk: Its still dumping AH. WTF
[+39] u/Th3MrPancake: Remember everyone if you had a awfull loss today, its just money, you can make it back one day.
But your loved ones can not get you back!
Edit, helpline for every country: [https://findahelpline.com](https://findahelpline.com)
[+37] u/NakedPatrick: Anddddd a final fuck you into close. Nice.
[+36] u/Wise_Neighborhood145: Just got off work, can't wait to see how my tech heavy port is doing!
[+36] u/cloudsofgrey: I went from $205k ending Wednesday to ending today at $135k. Wtf.
[+34] u/FeverTreeCloud: Shitty job market
Raging inflation
Yet he cooks the jobs number so the Fed might have to raise the rate 💀
[+31] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU no longer a 1T company lmao
[+30] u/TreGet234: Space x ipo rug pull coming a week early.
[+30] u/jokull1234: A lot of overleveraged people in Korea are going to wake up to the worst news of their lives in a couple hours
[+26] u/AeneasKurtz: This was the 69th worst drop in NASDAQ history (-4.8%), tied with July 5th, 2001.
The last time NASDAQ had dropped this much was September 8th, 2020 when it dropped -4.81%, third consecutive red day after dropping -5.07% and -1.33% the two days before
[+24] u/jijitalk: MOMMYYYYY COME PICK ME UP, BEARS ARE BULLYING ME 😭😭😭😭😭
[+24] u/Competitive_Mix8330: https://preview.redd.it/w8zf1cm1wi5h1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1575949f5a5b7546b9dabb6a36333a983b86dc64
[+23] u/GreenGameboyColor: Bulls didn't deserve this
[+22] u/King_Credit: Damn they programmed so many of yall to “buy the dip”. But today they dipped in yo ass and didn’t stop
[+22] u/hioman01: See you guys in 1 week at ATH
[+21] u/Theyogibearha: Instead of Sell May, go away.
How about, just goon in June?
[+21] u/Delicious_Put_5857: u poors enjoying no PDT yet? did it help?
[+19] u/Able_Durian_1832: Today I came back to the reality and decided to stop dreaming about early retirement
[+18] u/DrSeuss1020: One month of gains erased in 7 hours is fuckin nuts
[+18] u/dabblesest: Jesus, why would Obamna do this?
[+18] u/Busy_Mistake_3119: I don’t even wanna open my brokerage account
[+17] u/Regular_King_4157: Bol getting rugged LMAO. Sunday night is going to be disgusting with all the Axios deal news flying around
[+17] u/ANahNahMoose: Been investing for 8 years in my "play" account and im up 3% during the biggest bull run in history. Im a fucking disgrace to my gene pool
[+17] u/uncsucks: Jacked to the tits on SPX puts.
Made 240k today
(still down 327k on the year lol)
[+17] u/RoundMammoth2947: Something big happening this weekend. We weren't made aware because we're all poor.
[+16] u/Anticiilizationist: What the fuck happened today?
I wasn't keeping an eye on it today and somehow it's a bigger red day than even any day during the Hormuz downturn of March?
The fuck?
[+16] u/razeusv2: All this because AVGO CEO can't read the right report on a call.
[+16] u/laurencenor: 13 days of gains wiped out in 1 day.
[+16] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: The tan suit. why'd obama have to wear that tan suit?
[+16] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY has incredible support.....at 600
[+16] u/OnceInaLifetimeee: "EVERYTHING THAT COULD GO WRONG FOR MARKETS WENT WRONG TODAY.
S&P 500 down -1.65%, wiping out $1.14 trillion.
Nasdaq down -2.60%, wiping out $1.11 trillion.
Gold down -3.38%, wiping out $1 trillion.
Silver down -6.9%, wiping out $280 billion.
Bitcoin down -6.31%, wiping out $80 billion.
In total $2.5 TRILLION wiped out in a single session. These were not isolated moves. Everything started breaking at the same time.
It started with the jobs report this morning.
The US economy added 172,000 jobs in May. Wall Street expected 88,000. That is almost double.
On any normal day, strong jobs is good news. But inflation is already at 3.8% and oil is sitting at $90. A labor market this strong tells the Fed it cannot cut interest rates and may actually need to raise them.
The probability of a rate hike this year went from 40% to 57% in a single day. That spooked every investor holding tech and growth stocks because higher rates mean those stocks are worth less today.
Then the AI trade started cracking.
Yesterday Broadcom reported record earnings: revenue up 48%, AI chip sales up 143% and the stock still crashed 12.6%. The reason was simple.
Broadcom did not raise its AI revenue targets for the year. Investors had expected it to. That single miss made people ask a question they had been avoiding for months: are we paying too much for AI stocks?
That question got louder today when a research firm called SemiAnalysis revealed that Nvidia's next-generation AI chips will need significantly less memory than everyone assumed, roughly half of what the market was pricing in.
Memory chips are what companies like SK Hynix and Samsung make. SK Hynix fell nearly 10% today. Samsung fell over 6%.
South Korea's entire stock market crashed 5.5% in a single session. Japan's semiconductor stocks did the same.
And then Anthropic added fuel to the fire by publishing a report warning that AI is getting close to the point where it can improve itself without human help and calling for a global pause in AI development.
Coming on the same day as the memory demand news and Broadcom's miss, it fed a single growing fear across the market: what if the AI boom is moving faster than the business models can keep up with?
Underneath all of this, there is a liquidity problem nobody is talking about.
SpaceX goes public next week at a $1.75 trillion valuation. Anthropic just filed to go public. OpenAI is next.
These three companies together are worth $4 to $5 trillion. Fund managers need cash to buy into these listings.
But cash levels are already at their lowest since early 2024. The only way to raise cash is to sell what they already own. That selling is happening right now.
The new Fed Chair Kevin Warsh will also hold his very first policy meeting in 11 days. He was appointed by Trump with the expectation of cutting rates.
He is now walking into a situation where inflation is high, oil is high, and the job market is running hot. Investors do not know what he will do.
When nobody knows what the most powerful central banker in the world will decide in less than two weeks, the safest move is to reduce risk today.
Everything that could go wrong, went wrong at the same time. A hot jobs report, a collapsing ceasefire, a crack in the AI trade, a trillion dollar liquidity drain, and a Fed meeting with no clear outcome."
[+15] u/TickTockTaudit: Hope y’all are doing ok. It’s just money.
[+15] u/nebula504: Did not play options for 4 years, came back today and lost it all. Lmao
[+14] u/WallStreetThreats_: I lost 31% on SOXL today
[+14] u/goldenlamp: At this rate SpaceX IPO is going to get postponed
[+14] u/cloudsofgrey: Upcoming SpaceX IPO crashed the market before it even IPO'd.
[+14] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Jobs wiped out AI. The irony
[+13] u/QTpieme: Either he announces a deal over the weekend and we moon or we go down another 3% Monday
[+13] u/ateranol: Guys, the memory and chips stocks are all up like 200% in the last 6 months. It's not like you bought the top
...
right?
[+13] u/kawkface: We're gonna go back up next week, right?
#Right?
[+13] u/gopoohgo: Opened Fidelity.
Down $112k.
🤮
[+13] u/jijitalk: Please y’all, don’t do anything stupid.
It’s just money.
I am so close to go grabbing a rope tho. Real close.
[+12] u/TEQGohan: #I don't even think Jensen wearing 2 LEATHER JACKETS would help right now...
[+12] u/jonneh: Alright. Who the fuck is so cursed that they bought calls yesterday and sent us to the Shadow Realm? Show yourself 😭😭😭
[+12] u/firenznguyen: So semi conductors gains are all fake?? 🥹🥹
[+12] u/trust_it_bb: Signed peace deal this weekend.
We open up at yesterdays prices.
Then spacex ipo pump.
Then whitehouse ufc pump.
Then anthropic ipo pump.
Then openai ipo pump.
SPY 800c QQQ 770c 🚀
[+12] u/eoiioe: It’s just money, don’t do anything silly ❤️
[+12] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: This market can't absorb that absurd SpaceX ipo
[+11] u/plumpypenguin: eating ice soup for dinner tonight
[+11] u/Affectionate-Fault46: So what bullshits happening this time
[+11] u/catastronot: Didn’t even play today and I’m down 7.5k
[+11] u/31andnotdone: ngl you guys deserve this. 🩷
[+11] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Guys. Remember Trump lost more
[+11] u/jijitalk: How could Donny let that happen. Under his watch? DONNY IT’S YOUR MARKET.
[+11] u/VoteOwenMcclain: This is all broadcoms fault
[+11] u/surmoiFire: Diversify my portfolio so that they can all go down together
[+10] u/ImLemonized: If you feel bad, know that i deployed 80% of my cash back into the stocks yesterday and 2 days ago.
Worst day of my life.
[+10] u/2020isgreat: Rope prices in Korea have increased by 50%
[+10] u/worldwidetwebb: Good time to be half cash half stock
[+10] u/31andnotdone: its like the titanic but you're all holding your bags instead of violins
[+10] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: This was a shit day but there's still time left in it for HR to call you in for a late Friday firing.
[+10] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: 3 months of grinding trading were all wiped out in 1 day. Incredible
[+10] u/Coffeewin: Sir a second plane has hit the portfolio
[+10] u/FrostySoftPressure: One month of green lost in a day
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao
Market pumped on air since the Iran dump, and now it deflates just as quickly.
This is the worst day for nasdaq since mangos liberation day. Absolute cinema.
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: man mstr is such a complete ponzi scheme tbh
[+9] u/justarandumthrowaway: Lossmaxxing once again
[+9] u/GreenStreetBet: I am down about 50k for the day
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Already -0.4% AH
This ain’t overrrrr
[+9] u/x2manypips: Yall know MU and SNDK are going to report record profits?
[+9] u/IronicallyCanadian: Last April we thought the bubble was popping when markets dumped on tariffs.
This March we thought the bubble was popping when the straight was closing.
In both cases we got back to ATH in no time. Hoping this is another repeat
[+9] u/HoldUpWoahThere: Ice cube sandwiches for dinner this weekend👌🏼
[+9] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: STOP SELLING AFTERHOURS YOU MONSTERS
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: "I'll just park these $400k profits in $SPXL till I come up with a new play. I mean what's it gonna do, -10% in a day?"
-yours truly
[+9] u/The_eternal_fight: My biggest fear isn't the bers
My biggest fear is
Some insider might have known that some geopolitics is gonna rip this weekend
And ran for Thier undies
[+9] u/EarthquakeCrater: JPow would have started the printers after the jobs report.
[+9] u/Competitive_Ride: Ended up in a autistic blunder when texting a girl again
[+9] u/Cockballzz: Impressive downfall without hearing the words tariffs or Yen carry trade
[+9] u/cheddarkittyy: If the index goes down by 10%+ is the sacrifice required to kill crypto and the death of cringy crypto bros, then I am ok with it, bring it on
[+9] u/PatrickSebast: Someone posts about "Bloodbath" in economics sub - users widely respond "we are 2- 3 % off of all time highs this is barely a story"
Meanwhile in WSB everyone is acting like their entire account just went to zero. Weird. Anyway who has a job application I can fill out?
[+9] u/495N: I want to talk to the stock market manager
[+9] u/andytobbles: The most random -5% nasdaq day in history. Correction time baby
[+9] u/schwalbatros: A dip as organic as the weeks of pumping
[+9] u/ateranol: I just want you to know that if you are feeling depressed today, then remember that everyone has a role to fill in this world. Some are great inventors, doctors, engineers; some are great parents. And then there are some that are good exit liquidity for venture capital.
[+9] u/Chiinoe: If you zoom out, you can see that I got brutally raped.
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: How many of y'all are gonna drink heavily tonight(if you can afford to)
[+8] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Lost almost 20% of my port today lol
[+8] u/br0botic: PDT restrictions end and they rug pull the market the next day lmaooo
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: Jensen at Illumanti: So I told them Marvell is the next trillion dollar company HAHAHAHA
[+8] u/Prismt: It’s only because I jumped in the market. Waited 5 months thinking I’ll start eventually, and said fuck it, went in hard, boom market goes down.
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: As a gay black trans Jewish man I am offended by this
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Calls at close were supposed to be safe what the fuck already down 20%
[+8] u/trust_it_bb: I was up 280% ytd - now only 211% 😭
[+8] u/Sagenitis: Is there a stock that only goes up? I don’t want to buy stocks that go down.
[+8] u/dacalo: Still making day lows after hours WTF
[+8] u/sailortyx56: If market is red by Monday open
Axios is gonna report the peace deal has been reached for the 98th time
[+8] u/discombobulantics: 3% down day is a bit concerning
[+8] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: To be fair, there’s absolutely no reason we should be green YTD. Market’s been pumping on nonstop bullshit lol
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $MU made me five hundred grand
but I didn't sell, 'cause "diamond hands"
now I must cancel all my plans
and poop just falls out when I stand
[+8] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Congrats on all the wins today, boys
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: *first, they came for the datacenter bulls. and they got me like right away. I mean I was literally like the first person they got it was crazy*
[+8] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: 750 at close Monday eazy
[+8] u/Confident-Window4928: Holy shit bols are sewer slidal after a 3% drop can you imagine a sudden 10% drop?
[+8] u/Regular_King_4157: Koreans are going to freak out on Sunday night LMAO. Might get to see a -20 % on their indices lol
[+8] u/ThaaGZZ: Thank god we added so many jobs in the usa because i will need 2 to keep up my losses.
[+8] u/me_on_the_web: It was the wrong day to be in SOXL... -30.6% fml
[+8] u/AntimatterEntity: all of you are in denial phase, more red coming
[+8] u/Airizom: Im losing a few hundred every minute even in AH. I failed my bloodline.
[+8] u/BigSnow7033: holding SPY 5dte call over the weekend. It makes so much sense for it to pump back up and also makes so much sense to stay flat and also makes so much sense to keep drilling
[+8] u/FinancialTower3672: I love this selloff. This is when I used to say fuck it and dumped my entire checking account into the market. Definitely bout to do it again.
[+8] u/ObviousDoxx: This is the most amount of money anyone in my bloodline has lost in a single day.
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: 1 month gains in market evaporated in 1 day is insane
[+8] u/DebtOk4461: Remember, it gets worse Monday. On that note, enjoy the weekend 😘
[+8] u/ddrsdght: Reeee I blew up my account reeee
[+8] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Lol so it really was a 3% day
[+8] u/cgonz15: Dumb Elon Musk and his stupid spacex, stupid ass body he has too, pisses me the fuck off
[+8] u/Additional-Lunch-413: Who made money trading this?
[+8] u/liquidtv78: VIX ripping after hours 🙁
[+7] u/powerboner: Can Jensen please introduce SPY as the next big valuation company?
[+7] u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630: Who else lost 50% of their port today?
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: https://preview.redd.it/rfep5nwuwi5h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc09c9f5c6f5ad6495bdb34be64a429101ce4d78
Multiple new long term positions opened today. Checking in on these in a few months.
Good luck out there, folks.
[+7] u/Amateur_tarded: Can we skip to the good part
[+7] u/icecreamkiller1: Market manipulation incoming
[+7] u/peanut-britle-latte: This morning I invested $20,000.
This afternoon I have $15,900.
Brutal. Thankfully these are still ITM and expire in November, but holy shit.
[+7] u/Coffeewin: I was exit liquidity 🥀
[+7] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Those spy put scalps last half hour was fuckin nuts
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #If this week was green it was going to be the first time in 41 years where SPY had 10 green weeks in a row. Now combo broken. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/xyrian328: I didn’t hear no bell. (I’m deaf)
[+7] u/Briack89: Whoever made money today - I hate you 😭
[+7] u/sjtomcat: i think i might actually be retarded
[+7] u/Midnite_07: Still going down.... WTF
[+7] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: Down $20K, what an awful week
[+7] u/afishinacar: Somehow my NFLX position is green today. Poor people can't go out and do stuff, they just watch netflix at home instead. Calls on NFLX
[+7] u/31andnotdone: the nasdaq took a 5% trim in one day and you're bullish?
[+7] u/ZeroRiskTolerance: I’m just happy that I have WSB friends to trauma bond with 🤍
[+7] u/barkwoofgrrr: Don't forget 🥭 said it will all work out in the end because it always does. No need for concern
[+7] u/Briack89: So can someone summarize Why the fuck we down so much ?
[+7] u/zainwhb: did Irans missiles reach the east coast wtf happened
[+7] u/workthatcrass: You can see the daily candle on the 5 year chart
[+7] u/tsunamiwaves_: Margin calls after hours lol
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Cancel the IPOs .., nobody buying that shit
[+7] u/codespyder: Lost $8k when I could have lost $15k today. I'll take that.
[+7] u/Any_Life_6178: 2 months of completely manipulated, low volume pumps, with $400 billion injected into it...and you're surprised by this?
[+7] u/SpartanMatt117: Because we had such a bad day, I will be closing the stock market for the next 2 days to give everyone a break
[+7] u/NYGiants181: Qqq has only dropped 5+% 14 times in its history.
What a joke
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: I don't feel great lol
[+7] u/PushAble2463: Buy calls or leaps… pretty sure we’ve ALL fucking seen this before 🙂↕️
[+7] u/Amateur_tarded: I am not crying. I just have a condition where I pee from both my eyes when I lose a lot of money
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Mango: I can't seem to open the hormuz, how do I nuke oil?
I know! By killing the economy and thus the demand!
G E N I U S
[+7] u/Mangoworshipper: Bers had the chance to make back all their yearly losses today. It’s a shame they only had their last $100 to do it though
[+7] u/br0botic: So PDT restrictions get removed and they rug the market on the same day lmao. Market makers thank you for your 0dte contributions
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: So that’s what anal feels like
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: Today is what they call a jackpot day. In this case to the downside. Everything just kept getting pressed harder and harder. Especially high beta names that were all in parabolic moves up already. And GEX positioning meant dealers had to sell into weakness.
All these Permabears expecting it to do the same thing Monday will just get kicked in the teeth. They always double down. They lose consistently.
Ask yourself why did it even sell off? Because jobs numbers were good? Because the Fed will now have to raise rates? Nope. None of those reasons. Just a typical profit taking day, amplified by GEX and quant funds pressing all that marginal money.
[+7] u/spellbreaker: Something super fucky is going on.
When was the last time NVDA had a daily drop > 6% that wasn't directly tied to its earnings season? The broad market is down a lot, but every semi got completely boned today.
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: I guess the Wall St bros needed to fund their weekend trip to F1 Monaco for their coke, boats, & hoes
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Oh god, the bears are back to writing economic analysis and criticizing AI usefulness while on break from the wendy fryers.
Good god we need a green monday to flush these weekend professors of FUD.
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: just became a multi-thousandaire. later poors
[+7] u/br0botic: My broker emailed me saying “upon reviewing your accounts, you have a potential asset imbalance in your portfolio” and “it may make sense to review your positions to keep your investments in line with your risk tolerance”
I’m officially on regard watch
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: -5.5% QQQ so close to circuit breakers
[+7] u/SxeySteve: This is just a lil dip before the stratospheric IPO pump
[+7] u/stonksf: Intc is headed to 50 lmfao
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: I seriously can’t believe people commit sepuku after financial loss. Its just numbers.
[+7] u/TheSeeker331: Puts changed some people’s lives today. 🥀
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Bols here were so complacent for a while.
Bers just grabbed them by their bussy
[+7] u/SergeantThreat: POST YOUR LOSS PORN YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+7] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: now imagine what would happen the day NVDA earnings miss....
[+7] u/X-CaliberRacing: Any of you folks read some of these articles why the stocks went down on an individual basis. 🤣😂🤣 its beyond amusing specially the ones wrote by AI. Read one article that said Tesla stock went down because they pushed the roadster demo back to August. They already used up or went against the grain on every bad news situation out there. Just goes to show the news doesnt move the stock , they just let news out to justify the movement of the stock.
[+7] u/VoteOwenMcclain: Let's put all our money on the Spurs tonight and make some money back
[+7] u/FFElite93: Elmo punching air that his IPO will happen in a bear market lol
[+7] u/samwehl: Another couple days like This and there won’t be an ipo 🤌🏾
[+7] u/NYGiants181: https://preview.redd.it/ddbmz4gaxi5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e944610d6d55db9b0dc1a7e7e8483d175427c1
14 times in history.
Thanks for 3 in the last year assholes
[+7] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Market finally had enough of 🥭’s disaster in Iran and can’t pretend that the massive oil crisis isn’t actually happening, and isn’t causing a global economic crisis. That fat idiot took the easiest green market in history and managed to blow it up
[+6] u/Snoo_4496: yo guys m tired of losing so much
[+6] u/x2manypips: 5% green monday will be hilarious
[+6] u/Stealthless: So many regarded stocks down double digit percentages smfh
[+6] u/silverfutes: Well that was a healthy trim off the old net worth.
[+6] u/Amateur_tarded: I am not crying in the casino. I just have a condition where I pee from both my eyes when I lose a lot of money
[+6] u/Majestic-Bass6772: still got like 4 hrs lets keep it going
[+6] u/buttcanudothis: Never lost so much in a single day lol. Why? Bc jobs report? Any other news?
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Gonna cut all unnecessary expenses such as health insurance
[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Today is a great reminder to keep a job and not trade full time
[+6] u/knoqd_: QQQ down 0.4% AH because -4.8% wasn’t enough
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Remember use margin and double down
[+6] u/DeanTimeHoodie: I should’ve sell my 1000 MU call expire on 6/18 on Wednesday. Was up over 200 percent and now I’m down 25 percent. AVGO fucked me indirectly
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: Holy fuck today is finally over. I was running out of lube and the dicks kept getting bigger. Dumping has never been easier.
[+6] u/lupinle1: Stop stop. We're already dead.
[+6] u/ateranol: No relief even in the AH. It's over, boys. Pack it up
[+6] u/baller1able: Liberation Day : ❌️❌️❌️
Elimination Day: ✅️✅️✅️
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: bring back sleepy joe market
[+6] u/enc-nyc: lost $90 today, most likely it's not the most devastating loss within our totally healthy community
[+6] u/zedk47: Show me those screenshots!
[+6] u/gayteemo: i remember when this sub was made up of handcrafted artisan memes now it's just a bunch of ai slop memes with no soul
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: 2 days ago my tech/space port was at all time high HAHAHAHAHA wheres the rope
[+6] u/are_videos: Imagine buying calls eod like a complete degenerate
[+6] u/livingunique: Semis took an absolute body blow. Philadelphia Stock Exchange Semiconductor Index (weird one I know but that's the benchmark) down 10.3%. Only three worse days in its history: 3/12 and 3/16 of 2020 and 4/14/2000. That's been around since the early 1990s. That index is still up...143.9% this year after today's drop. - George Pearkes
[+6] u/dabblesest: So what’re you all drinking tonight?
Think I’m gonna go with painkillers and peyote
[+6] u/Knarre30: Just buy every dip. Worked great till now
[+6] u/wildcat1055: QQQ at 3pm yesterday: 743
QQQ right now after hours: 703
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: Down 12k in a single day WTF
[+6] u/thatsmymayo: Showed up to an ass kicking contest with one leg and a fat ass
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: wiped like -2k from trading account on 0dte trying to time the intraday bottom like a tool
was up 1k so technically down -3k i guess
[+6] u/Amateur_tarded: I think someone sold me a defective stock
[+6] u/Traditional-Goat-880: Is this a safe space? Today fucking sucked 😭
[+6] u/Mangoworshipper: Do not panic eveyone if I know one thing about our king it’s that he’ll get this all hashed out over the weekend and we will open Monday morning at 760
[+6] u/Imaginary_Cow9217: The thing about red days is that they hit hard and fast
Could be +0.5% for like 2 weeks in a row
And then one day BAM -5% day
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Bruh lmao the dump from just today is like half the total dump from March already. Absolutely phenomenal
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said today’s price action was very bullish
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Lost $10k today wtf mane
[+6] u/a_case_of_everything: PDT noobs in shambles
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Asians are gonna continue the dumpening ain't they
[+6] u/Dagdazlin: MU and MRVL hurts, you know what hurts more? MUU and MVLL lolol
[+6] u/2Hosslovescash: Be greedy when others are jumping out of buildings.
[+6] u/TomEpicure: Mango awful quiet right now
[+6] u/E39_CBX: In a fucking horrible mood for this weekend now. Hopefully nobody tries to cross me
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: Forgot it was Friday. That ruined my weekend. Open the casino!
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: People are asking why is it dumping? A better question is WHY IS IT UP? This war hasn't ended, US is eating into their oil reserves, Ai companies are spending money to replace you, and there's huge backlash against data centers.
SPY -> 450
[+6] u/No-Intention-8907: Somebody shoot the algorithm.
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I lost 200k this week lol
[+6] u/beerstearns: All US stocks going to 0 as entire market rotates into SpaceX
[+6] u/zainwhb: existence of -3% day suggests an existence of +3% day
[+6] u/niceee_guyyy: \-5.4% day for the Qs damn
[+6] u/zarfidemha: What did he tweet? Why is everything red
[+6] u/Sick0h: I would so go all in on calls Monday for the upcoming V but I already went all in on calls today for the V but the V didn’t come.
[+6] u/bickusdickus69allday: MU will be a trillion dollar company on monday
/s
[+6] u/Haunting_Ad_6021: I sold my SPX put way to early in the day. :(
[+6] u/Miserable_Ad_728: Damn Yoga pants, if you only beat earnings today we wouldn't be having these days
[+6] u/aa73gc: Any moment now bulls the v is coming lol
[+6] u/King_Credit: Damn they did that to yall on a Friday?!?!? So now you have to be sad and poor all weekend. Don’t kill yourself. You still have more to lose next week
[+6] u/VannevarKush: markets, imprisoning me
all that I see, absolute losses
I cannot trade, I cannot buy
trapped in myself, whether I hold or sell
[+6] u/VotedOut: Regardless of whether it's flying high or crashing down, crypto is and always was a ponzi scheme.
[+6] u/Indra_Sx: Damn I got fucked good 😰
[+6] u/halfcrzy: Dunno if i have seen a -3% spy day before. Aside form like. The worst disaster days and wars. What the hell happened.
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: It’s race day tomorrow gang. Wish me luck 🫡
[+6] u/evanthe-winner: So buying calls at close was not the move it seems
[+6] u/br0botic: Can’t believe a yoga pants company crashed the market
[+6] u/BFox1982: Haven't had a solid shit in months.
[+6] u/pm-me-nice-pics: ~~Get rich or die trying~~ ❌❌
Be born rich or die trying ✅
[+6] u/AnimalIndependent: pls pump the market mr president
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: If nobody here went down 65% today I don’t wanna hear shit I’m sick going into the weekend like a europoor
[+6] u/HK01985: In short I wasted $200 on 752c for next Monday
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: To the people that wished for this kind of day...fuck you. How does seeing this much loss for people's lives financially bring you fucking happiness. There is a special place in hell for people who want to see the market like this.
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: Holy shit its still going down
[+6] u/Karl151: Worst trading day of my life, my poor port has been wrecked, I need a miracle bounce on Monday
[+6] u/Strong_Coffee_9999: That meme where the wojaks are hugging each other because the market is green but instead they're hugging because the market's closed
[+6] u/sck178: LMFAO! oh my god what an absolutely epic sell off. I fell asleep and had to run a few errands and I check my app. QQQ down 5%?! Holy shit that's awesome
[+6] u/stonksf: Port was down 6% qqq was down 6% so guess I did ok
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: **Trump administration, OpenAI discussing possible government stake in the AI startup**
**Holy shit 🤣🤣🤣**
[+6] u/RickySitts: If we don’t get the motherload of 🥭 tweets we’re moving to Guatemala
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: My life was so much better before I encountered options lol
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: Bulls eating ice for dinner tonight
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: i bought the dip too early
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Next week redemption ark will be glorious,
Bols united, MU and SPCX will carry us
[+6] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Tap water and ramen tonight bols
[+6] u/jer72981m: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
[+6] u/FartPolluter: maybe just admit the micron pump over last few weeks was retarded
[+6] u/Airizom: Can you stop dumping you piece of shat goddamnit im down so much money
[+6] u/Anticiilizationist: No I am ***not*** going to open my app and I am ***not*** to going to take a look at my Nasdaq x21 leveraged position.
It was up +65% a few days back and so I ***don't*** consider it possible that it might be doing badly now.
Pepe\_screaming\_watery\_eyes.jpg.
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I have switched from trying to make money to trying not to lose money.
[+6] u/No-Association-6613: keep ur shit together lads, pump will resume next week
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: My only fuckinf hope for MRVL is it gets announced into S&P and rockets back up next week. Otherwise those calls are absolutely fucked.
[+6] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Pride month-bers, how did I not see this?
[+6] u/SteakEater137: This dump happened even with oil at $90 a barrel, a clearly manipulated number since it was $108 3 weeks ago, and now the situation is worse.
So…yeah. Plan accordingly.
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Futes are green boyssss
[+6] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: If we lose 700 it’s fucking OVER
[+6] u/ActivatingEMP: Is it finally time to admit that pumping on bullshit back in March wasn't sustainable lmao
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: One can only hope that Elon IPOs his beloved SpaceX right at the beginning of a major market correction
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: You know how they say it’s been a pleasure. Well. It hasn’t
[+5] u/CattleOk7674: Was up 10% this week, now up 0.6%. Nice.
[+5] u/-user222: went on calls shopping spree
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Next week will dump again when every retard including myself tries to time the bottom again.
[+5] u/Phantom400: Bought the shit out of this dip
[+5] u/A-Money1994: This definitely Ber pride month
[+5] u/Economy-Ad2156: We only got half the V
[+5] u/Total-Savings6385: I will never financially recover
[+5] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: One month of NASDAQ 100 gains wiped out in one day according to the graph. AVGO shat everyone's bed.
[+5] u/Airizom: I cancelled my stop losses yesterday. 20k loss
[+5] u/Shishlaps_doe: Fuck, that was intense.
[+5] u/raptureathand: Epic rebound coming next week. Hold on to your jockstraps and your G-strings 🌈 🐻
The musical chairs is so predictable is laughable. Yeeeeeeeeee!
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Holy fuck that was brutal
Bought 760C for next Friday
Calling Pakistan to see if they can host more freedom talks
[+5] u/nadoterisback: Today was is it. **It's over**. The last 32 years was just a massive bull trap. Starting from today, the next multiple decades will be straight down. Your grandkids will see SPY back in double digits.
Bull is fuck.
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: QQQ erased an entire month of gains in a day lmao
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I may not be able to pay my rent now
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: 9 and a half straight weeks up ending with 9 straight green days is still fkn crazy, farewell
[+5] u/allfat: 99c Ramen noodles this weekend
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: ffs the drilling continues AH
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Bers woke up today and chose violence
[+5] u/DrSeuss1020: I’m gonna be an awful parent all weekend. This is what my kids deserve for making a day like today be possible
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Solid 5% down on QQQ. Good job boys
[+5] u/LordCorgi: No, it's the weekend now spy, stop it spy. Bad...no...bad spy
[+5] u/Future_Light_8571: Was up 10k on MRVL calls at open. Closed down $200. GUH!!!!
[+5] u/johns2289: The fuck is it still doing? It’s OVER. The ref already rang the bell.
[+5] u/Airizom: It wont stop going down even in after hours… i lost 2 months of gains in a day how is it posible
[+5] u/EnginrA: Surely MU will go back to 1000 right?
[+5] u/goldenlamp: Qs keeps dropping even after hours
[+5] u/FuckleUp: MMs had to fight to keep market up during reg hours 😂
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Lol spy 3% from ath and half the sub got blown out
[+5] u/pajaemainroad: Bought the dip. Peace deal and mega V coming next week
[+5] u/verysillyman: Good god still dumping in post market after a historic sell off
[+5] u/Historical_Cover8133: Damn. Halfway to a correction in one session.
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: Blood red Monday, taco Tuesday, green AH Wednesday
[+5] u/xironically23: Ngl I needed a day like this to remind myself I'm delusional
[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: No way Open AI can IPO. If they do they're cooked. Scam Altman will be found out quickly
[+5] u/m2thebeee: I’m so angry I will suck your dicks
[+5] u/are_videos: https://preview.redd.it/9nwyhwa5ui5h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9d906b231672b8f7376b1582318c4499a872112
[+5] u/DarkR124: They could announce a real peace deal and we probably wouldn’t even make back what we lost today lmao
[+5] u/ateranol: dump into the close is always bullish ...
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Don’t quit your day job
[+5] u/_3470: im warning you guys, i’m loading up on SOXL here so expect semis to go bankrupt next week
[+5] u/UseAndAbuseMePappi: Isn’t this just institutions taking profits?
[+5] u/sundaypleas: Happy PDT Rule gone day!
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Do like Michael and just refinance
[+5] u/eoiioe: They seriously just wanted to liquidate all the PDT users
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: The neverending dump
[+5] u/Ok-Indication-3754: This seems blown out
[+5] u/BooBrew32: Whoop there it is. -3% on SPX.
[+5] u/guop: I learned what a good exit strategy can do !!
[+5] u/log1ck1717: I felt like I just went through hell today, Holy shit
[+5] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Maximize losses and go out on margin
[+5] u/degen_contemplation: After 9 weeks sitting on my hands, decided to throw a few bucks into calls yesterday for some upcoming earnings. Perfection 🤌
[+5] u/LongHealth: No PDT is gonna be the end of the bull run 🤣
[+5] u/Unlikely-Oil-6434: Went from +8k and down -$2k… fuck you billionaires
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Fuck it go down 4% before futures close
[+5] u/sadferret123: The amount of loss porn posts in the next few days is going to be legendary.
[+5] u/loveactuary21: This is Hock Tan's market
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Monday will be big green
This is not the start of the GFC 2.0.
That will come later this year when the hormuz inflation hits on all fronts
[+5] u/rcantu314: One day after PDT gets removed and you all crash the market. Well done regards
[+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: maybe the real circuit breakers were the friends we made along the way
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: High volume selling straight through insanely low RSI with no real bounce. We are drilling straight into the earth's iron core on Monday😭
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: Im done with this shit we are fucking too late, the bull market is over, we are at the peak of the bubble and the burst just started. We’ll see you again in hell
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: MU was $60 last year. Now it’s only $856. How will longs ever survive this?
Of course if you hammed in at the top you got slaughtered. That’s what happens when you chase parabolic moves. You are money at the margin. Late money. That money is weak and folds easily. Which is what happened today. Quant funds and hedgies know this. So they hammer it as low as they can. I’ve posted about this all week. Seeing the $850 Mu put flow. But you didn’t listen.
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Deleting the trading app 📲
I dont wanna know anymore 😭
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: lol yea, mango needs to come up with the most taco of all tacos to save this.
Something like: DROPPING RATES ON MONDAY, PEACE DEAL, at market open monday!
[+5] u/mylowerbackhurts: We’ll be back. Today was just a hiccup. See some of you at the moon soon
[+5] u/CardiologistEqual336: stock market testing Warsh and mango
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I had so much hope at 9:30am lmao
[+5] u/Suavecore_: It's fine everyone. All the analysts and stuff said SNDK will be $2000 soon
[+5] u/vermilli21: Well did everyone have fun? LOL
[+5] u/cashivyy: Ai has gotten so expensive that its cheaper to just pay the worker that wouldve got replaced by it their salary.
[+5] u/Jazzlike-Okra-5399: My paper hands took a $70 win instead of letting it ride to $7k …..
[+5] u/_rockthemike: AVGO 495 ➡️ 385 in two fucking days
[+5] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Anyone know why my port is down 80k today other than “the economy is strong“?
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Bull thesis still in play - ramp up oil - crash price - disinflation - rate cut - double capex - ai moonshot 🚀
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Warsh is not raising rates. Smart money already knows that.
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: How long before Warsh says he can’t cut rates then 🌮 throws a hissy fit LMFAOOO
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Bears are coming out of their cave
[+5] u/IllustratorHour1618: Watch the war resume on top of this carnage 😂
[+5] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: I just want to see the small account PDT 0DTE losses
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Bers who didn't sell their poots sweating knowing that TACO has a full weekend to ruin their party
[+5] u/blowne30m3: Alright Marvell you fuck boi. Get that crown on, it's time to walk down the S&P red carpet.
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: If I honestly thought this would continue to get worse, I would've sold
Keep calm and carry on
[+5] u/isolated-cat: all this money will be rotated into spaceX next Friday
[+5] u/rioferdy838: So this month and half of pumping was just to suck in all of retails money (through fomo) only to pull the rug and basically hand the proceeds off to Elon, Sam and Anthropic in no particular order.
Fuck this shit.
[+5] u/Own-Hornet-6339: This was a message to Trump, ATHs by Monday when peace is achieved.
[+5] u/manginamonologues: Broadcom the next 1 trillion $ company.
[+5] u/powerboner: 5.5% QQQ!?!?!?!?!? Holy fuck.
[+5] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Try to hammer shorts the last 2 weeks and get fucked, finally switch to longs today thinking Friday, money flowing in, buy the dip,
Just lol. Happy weekend tards
Always next week
[+5] u/Regular_King_4157: Ber are going to be insufferable over the weekend with all the black monday talk. Guess what I am a ber too. LMAO.
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Buy MU now for a chance to double lmao
[+5] u/firenznguyen: Can someone in the Fed or Donny say something funny and pump the market please? 🥹🥹🥹
[+5] u/Subspace13: Think something is going to happen this weekend. Market dump, increase in US Navy flights in the Middle east, Germany travel/evac notice this morning, and no true ceasefire.
Not to mention there was a 1-2 minute large injection in WTI oil yesterday at around 1:30PM that let to a $1 increase. Someone knows something.
[+5] u/reeeeso: I made money on puts . Sold a lil early but then I bought calls for Monday. Smoked?
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: I don't think we should be reading anything into this yet. There wasn't something conspiracy, there wasn't a shift in the global dynamic, big money took profits, and the rest followed as a matter of of course
If you were already spooked by SpaceX being denied its exemptions or Trump not making peace, there's no reason to be spooked by this.
The autistic criticism that "it always goes up "is true intelligence isn't true.
[+5] u/TheSenate69: Guess who bought Nvdia calls yesterday 🤡
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: End of june spy 800 calls, trust me regards
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: On the bright side, you guys now know what will happen when OpenAI and Anthropic IPOs. Get the fk out 2 weeks in advance lmao (or start hedging bigly with puts)
[+5] u/Feisty-Payment9614: The 2 most scary words for bols: rate hike
[+5] u/PckMan: Bad jobs report: "Oh no the economy is not doing good" market tanks
Good jobs report: "Oh no the fed will increase rates" market tanks
Fuck this I'll just stay out of the market whenever there's a jobs report. There's no way for it to go well.
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: bros, spy is at 733 and in FEAR territory and people are bearish xD its a great time for those who bought today
[+5] u/tiny_toof: its still going. wtf
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: "Spy 420" Is one joke that will be funnier the second time.
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: the good news is this might mean djt just bails on the war...
[+5] u/JayRoo83: Man who would have thought changing the PDT rules would do this
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Guys chill. Banker bros just need to free up some cash for the antropic, spaceX and OpenAI IPOs.
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: SPACEX DROPPING 50% DAY 1 IF IT IPO'S IN THIS LMAO🤏🤏
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: What crushing blow to my depression today
[+5] u/tessie_trades: I’ve lost so much I need to go to the ER . I’m crying ugly tears in this casino . F u calls
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: So.. 🥭 coming in hot with world peace this weekend.
You heard it here first.
[+5] u/Alex_Trenholm: I was $500 away from making back all the money I gambled away after today I’m back to -$12k
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Monday red. Tuesday dead cat. Dump again rest of the week.
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Today was the great market cleansing. This is generational dip buying opportunity.
[+5] u/Shoddy_Vegetable4268: You lose more often as a bear but making money when the markets red is an unbeatable feeling
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: CENTCOM, Axios and 🥭 admin can engineer fake bullish tweets all they want, it isn't going to save them from their honorary wsb regard status due to incompetence, catastrophic financial losses and place in Wendy's dumpster among other wsb regards.
[+5] u/Jets237: Cant wait for the Sunday truth about negotiations going well and the straight opening
[+5] u/Pojihut: -5% on my shares this week, absolutely brutal
[+5] u/tocinoman: The $0.25 NVDA dividend will fix everything
[+5] u/jijitalk: Nothing but beating my meat to Cathie Wood is gonna make me feel better today. She’s the only one that can make me feel better on days like these.
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Look what have you done AVGO, I hope you’re happy
[+5] u/Dyce10x: We’re going back to 700 aren’t we
[+5] u/bb483: Knicks ML to make it all back
[+5] u/Stupidbearrr: MRVL & RDDT in s&p
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: 2.5 trillion out of the market cause we know that's all institutional sell off
will get dumped into elmos space stonk
[+5] u/djln491: Don’t get too excited ber we’re taking half of it back on Monday.
[+5] u/Spartan-000089: Literally the worst market day in 14 months....and guess who entered the market with all their cash on Monday....this clown 🤡. It will take over a year to recover, but my semi positions will be toast, I don't think MU will ever reach 1k again, by then AI sentiments will have cooled, I'm such a moron I bought into the infinite gains hype. I literally bought at the top and now I have to either hold or sell at a 40% loss
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: I guess it’s very true… sell in May and go away
[+5] u/TJMBeav: I'm seriously beginning to believe I will never see real fear in a market ever again. It's been years
[+5] u/One_Confidence_7069: Idk guys I'm starting to think there won't be a V today
[+5] u/TomSheman: Pretty cool to make a paycheck in a day when the markets hot. Even cooler to lose 2 months pay in a day when the markets FROZE
[+5] u/StandardDot5115: CNBC removed VIX from the tickers header today lmao
[+5] u/extrabigbrain: I spent a whole day planning a trip with AI - what the hell happened today?
[+5] u/Teccho: Imma all in with margin on Monday, idgaf
[+5] u/cultoftheclave: goddamit Tim Apple why doesn't the iPhone put the damn cursor where you tap? Most ass text editing experience on any platform
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Half of retail wiped and used as exit liquidity.
Time to recover and by buying at 20% discounts.
[+5] u/rottenfence: People ask me what I would do with all my money if I timed the market correctly… I guess we’ll never know 🫳🏻🎤
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Lmao. Trading economics wrote a post claiming that the drop in oil price is due to demand destruction today
Are you for real?
The dollar strengthened.
How can you be a market journalist and be so ignorant of the petrodollar?
Market journalism really is the back of the class, passing with Cs student.
Demand destruction doesn't occur at 90 per barrel imo
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Just bury me inside a data center
[+5] u/jarkon-anderslammer: Was upset that I was down 5% today until I saw Nasdaq was down 4% today, so we all went down together and that made me feel better.
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Fuck this. Selling half of my physical gold for cash, putting it in the account and preparing to load the boat or have collateral for my margin. I’m not losing these fucking longs to some 1 day circuit breaker bullshit. Don’t get shook out.
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: "Analysts reports" in this economy are usually just well packaged post hoc ergo propter hoc, confirmation bias and sunk cost bias.
no one has the balls to buy shorts on massive, seemingly never ending bull rallies and buy calls on dips which are never ending, never recovering.
[+5] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: seriously close the fucking futures
[+5] u/Historical_Bother274: Red is such a beautiful color
[+5] u/No_Cod972: Is it so much to be a trillionaire?
Is that TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
[+17] u/SoberMarkNewman: I wanted to work another 30 years anyways.
[+15] u/stachejazz: Lost $20k, made $110 back in after hours 😎
[+15] u/No-Sympathy-686: Glad I took semiconductor profits last month
https://preview.redd.it/n8s6e8uf8j5h1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e174d006c42576a29bf05127122f41d57fb99a2f
[+14] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Such a fine line between buying opportunity and freak the fuck out and sell everything.
[+13] u/Leather_Floor8725: Q: Dad, why are we poor? A: I panic sold AI stocks because of a strong jobs report.
[+13] u/aabbcc_gei: bols some of you are alright.
don't come Monday 🔫🐻
[+13] u/ChipWong82: Thanks Marvel. Only down $429k today now.
[+13] u/spaurake: On the bright side, let’s all bulls and bears together take a moment and truly enjoy crypto bros going to hell!
[+12] u/october_5: What a week.
https://preview.redd.it/vm5sq6pt2j5h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0079d2a0e32d953c541f7071ae1ab61e7881fc5
[+12] u/ThanksDependent1001: So we all are planning for a big V back up next week right…right…?
[+12] u/Leader0fTh3Landslide: I’m up $1 after hours, bear market is over boys.
[+11] u/_ZergelGaming_: Oh no my positions up 400% ytd dropped 15%. Im never gonna financially recover from this
[+11] u/whodey84: SPY 3% off ATH's and people are posting the suicide hotline.
We have so much more to go.
[+11] u/zeebee098: I’m not even joking I bought options today for the first time in six months and they were calls ☠️
[+11] u/Ozqi: REMOVE MSFT FROM SP500 AND THEN RE-ADD IT SO IT CAN GO UP 10% PLEASE
[+11] u/Livid_Term_1767: Unbelievable, I sold Marvell at a loss just before closing
[+11] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Buy marvel before it shoot 40 % next week.
S&p inclusion will bring billions ilof $ of inflow
[+11] u/poopy_wizard132: Freak the fuck out and sell everything.
[+10] u/GetCashQuitJob: Biggest one-day drop of the year **so far**
[+10] u/stonetrade: Market acting like it’s been irrationally going up for weeks or something
[+10] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: who didn't sell today?
[+10] u/Vlisa: Moving out of the basement today! :)
We have to sell the house. :(
[+10] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Folks, I must admit; today was highly problematic
[+10] u/scooterhomeimprover: MRVL bros celebrating they are now only down 11% on day lmaooooo
[+10] u/Ninja_Cooter: Panic selling on a Friday is dumb. You can buy 0dte puts on literally anything to limit losses.
[+10] u/justaddcatalyst: Never forget the AVGO 3% market crash of 2026
[+10] u/Reynhart: Imagine depending on a dementia patient to recover your stock market losses
[+10] u/Appropriate_Win1362: I’m pretending today didn’t happen. It’s working great so far
[+9] u/TequilaTrader: Don’t jump out your window this weekend. The dip will be bought on Monday
[+9] u/Apple2o: Sp500 cucks gotta buy my MRVL now lmao 🤌
[+9] u/DDGib: Happy crying about MRVL while eating my Wendy’s. Went in for a job application and came back with a large combo.
[+9] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Wasn't sp500 inclusion decision today? What happened ? Did they announce?
[+9] u/CleftyHeft: i didn’t hear no bell
[+9] u/No_Finding_9054: Has anyone else experienced the phenomenon where you'll buy a stock and it'll jus hover around either slightly below or above your entry price before it eventually dips. Then when it finally recovers it'll still jus hover around your entry price again until you sell out of paranoia that it may dip again and its best to just get out at break even, and thats when it takes off ? Im being for real that shit is so weird it feels too targeted.
[+8] u/ChipWong82: Guess Ill be eating in n out burger instead of steak for dinner.
[+8] u/The_Juice_Gourd: When others are fearful, be also fearful — Warren Hathaway
[+8] u/Vlisa: Banter and cheeky name-calling are fun, but man some people take the market so personally. Textbook emotional trading when you call people on the other side of your trade idiots and brag about how you knew it was coming.
[+8] u/stupidber: Why would Obama do this??
[+8] u/EdoTensei10: And it’s still dropping
[+8] u/ModeForJoe: So far: Iran is trying to force countries to use the Yuan instead of the Dollar, and the Epstein cover-up's most recent setback was Pam "the Dow" Blondi pleading executive privilege on every aspect of the files...
Basically all that's been accomplished is they're replacing the Petrodollar with the Pedodollar.
[+8] u/Ancient_Sort5820: Lmao didnt even check the market a single time today. Had bo clue it was blood red. Feels good
[+8] u/Vlisa: Still funny he thought high job numbers was bullish given the inflation.
[+8] u/GenitalWartHogg: Port ~27K Monday
Port ~5K Friday
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: there's something deeply homosexual about today
[+8] u/Pereise1: MRVL back to levels not seen since.... 2pm.
[+8] u/No-Put2311: The audacity of MU to be a large factor of the semis crash today and then be green in after hours
[+8] u/callsonreddit: I think Mon we green
Could be wrong tho
[+8] u/Ohlele: Hey guys, as a stock expert, I suggest you continue buying semiconductors. This is the biggest generational buying opportunity ever.
[+8] u/Remarkable_Owl: Outsider trading didn’t work out for me.
[+8] u/jahdyudnwl: Things haven’t been the same since they killed Harambe
[+8] u/LostMallDoll: vodka, tequila, bourbon, and other household poisons get me through times like this. it's not losing either it's paperhanding which everyone should agree is infinitely worse
[+8] u/ChipWong82: $1 trillion market cap lost. Ghey bears so gleeful on making $300 on their Poot.
What a bunch of hateful losers.
[+7] u/housemouse431: today was one for the ages
[+7] u/zephyrs85: Holy shit, my portfolio has regressed a week. How will I recover from this shit
[+7] u/thestudmffn: Had to dust off my Put button
[+7] u/Careful-Weight-702: I thought the beating would stop during afterhours 😭
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: RDDT MRVL HOOD all strong candidates for SPX inclusion announcement today 🤔
MRVL slip and slide price action tells me inclusion is a lock and today was a stop loss hunt
[+7] u/octopus_serenader: tuned in to CNBC just in time to see Jim Cramer eating a sheeps eyeball while Joe Rogan watches.
[+7] u/chumbubbles: Yes I sold my puts and bought shares
Will do the same next week until morale improves
[+7] u/All_YourBase: It's entertaining that every time there's a down day, there's a bunch of people saying "you had a bunch of warnings" and every time there's an up day, there's a bunch of people saying "you were told it was going to go up".
As if there aren't hundreds of people saying it's going to go up and hundreds of people saying it's going to go down on any given day.
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: BREAKING: BULLS PORTS
THAT IS ALL
[+7] u/cryptohorn: Rich guy on cnbc pretends he cares about poor people to argue against rate hikes
[+7] u/spaurake: Unbelievable, you mean Mango was wrong telling us da market should soar on jobs report? Imagine if he’s wrong about Iran war being over too!
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: Rip RDDT, but my MRVL bags are about to get very light 😌
[+7] u/Appropriate_One_4273: The only good thing about today is that it's over
[+7] u/myjumboloanapp: I may have lost money today but I am at peace knowing 🥭 got his calls wiped 😌
[+7] u/pysapien: https://preview.redd.it/9pe7qiun6j5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=831824e142a465c3bf77433c98080297ee6e6e92
Downward dick pattern on MRVL, it can only go up now
[+7] u/jra1993: Marvel getting that 1T market cap tonight
[+7] u/MrGrimOG: MRVL got that super hero strength!
[+7] u/vanceraa: this was a more violent day than march - which means the rebound will be the same
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Did Mrvl get added to the sp500?
[+7] u/pantheraddict2: Imma need 🍊 to say Mu is a great company this weekend or imma cry
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: Very sad that the regard who made back his money after 5.5 yrs got rug pulled 😭
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: you think they're suddenly not going to make money because it's crashing ? they are causing the crash itself to make even more money, the high society has changed direction.
Only the insiders win
[+7] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Is MRVL like marvel movies?
[+7] u/Expensive_Froyo7229: I bought 30K of MUU right after close GL me
[+7] u/Sn0rlax_69: I bought 200 shares of MRVL today at 259.73 in afterhours. Brought me from down 8k on the day to only down 2k. Not a bad end to the week. Green Monday.
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: trump even tried to pump the market earlier today and it didnt work lmao
[+7] u/NiceOwner: Today has turned me into a communist.
[+7] u/aftherith: Well that could've been worse. Not really sure how though.
[+7] u/crab_people_now: In a week we’ll be back at ATHs
[+6] u/No-Put2311: I was up 3% and sized up yesterday and now I’m down 12%….
[+6] u/haze_from_deadlock: If you liked Marvell at $325 you'll love it at $259
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Axonum made a bet that SNDK would go to 1800.0 within **1 day** when it was 1753.492 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 4 wins and 4 losses
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[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: Lol, stupid fucking bulls
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: To be fair this drop probably had nothing to do with anything other than the fact that profits were ripe for harvesting and you had so many warnings and you even knew this was coming but you were so afraid of missing out that you missed out.
Help is available
Speak with someone today
988 Suicide and Crisis Lifeline
[+6] u/Morbid_Apathy: Calls on crisis hotlines up 5000%
[+6] u/KimJongUnsTrousers: 8 more minutes for SP 500 inclusion. Will it be MRVL?
[+6] u/No-Insurance100: We bears can handle 10 weeks of humiliation but one -5% NASDAQ day and the wussy bulls are crying for the hotline pinned post
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: Just remember money comes and money goes. There’s always Monday, regards. Until then have a drink and keep your chin up. We will get it back, ber just gets a weekend rental of funds.
[+6] u/DahyunDabFan: Koreans crying all over their galbi tonight
[+6] u/Future_Hyena2562: Writing a new book titled “The V that never came”
[+6] u/Fine-Doughnut-2109: I am lost, lost all my savings on leverage today
[+6] u/nhalas: Powel will be sleeping like an adult today
[+6] u/MrMan404: MRVL added to S&P 500
[+6] u/jraiv420: Wait till the Koreans find out we rugged 😭🫡
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Mrvl panic sellers in shambles
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Bears gonna celebrate all weekend and then we are going to open green Monday. Go touch grass and talk with friends and family
[+6] u/lhbruen: People are talking about Monday being bloody. If Monday is worse than this week then I'm done for. Already down 16%
[+6] u/Ok_Rent5670: RDDT cucked again. Hoping we don’t see a -4% day Monday but that’s what I expect.
[+6] u/kantargi: MRVL just rescued the narrative after all the negativity we’ve had so far
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Mrvl to 350 next week
[+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: I am up 1.8% YTD.
**WITNESS ME**
[+6] u/gkdjsl: I got molested today by the market, god damn
We better pump on Monday
[+6] u/Hussle_Crowe: Hell ya, after this MRVL move I can afford chipotle for dinner
[+6] u/DsN_764: WSB told me to buy the dip.
Nobody mentioned the dip had sequels.
Currently holding bags so heavy I qualify as checked luggage.
[+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: MRVL going up even though everyone knew it would be added today
[+6] u/JustCan6425: Market makers let the dip continue into the very end of the session so that retail would be hesitant to buy calls? And then regret on Monday?
Not me, I still bought a lot of calls 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
[+6] u/Abe2025: Why the fck is marvell up a lot?
[+6] u/coloredzebra: Idk how some of you hold puts, each pop feels like the bottom 😂
[+6] u/Icommandyou: The only hella green things are US treasuries lmao
[+6] u/AskWaste9018: MRVL saving my port 😭
[+6] u/suizman: Something is happening, 🥭 market manipulation with random posts no longer works. Time to do some insiders trading
[+6] u/CautiousPumpkin4664: Marvell with the after market V I guess that spider man movie is coming out soon 🤔
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: i can't believe hock tan did all this
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Losses so bad I didnt even look at my brokerage once today
[+6] u/Clappindemcheekies: The war in Iran is over on Sunday night to pump the stock market for the SpaceX IPO. They all bought OTM calls expiring next week at a severe discount
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: Every stock looks so cool and amazing until you buy it, then the next week you’re wondering why you’re holding onto this turd…
[+6] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Do not give them a drop of exit liquidity
hold the fucking line
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Upgrading from in-n-out to chipotle for dinner now. Thanks Marvell.
[+6] u/Tall-Illustrator543: Michael Burry probably made a gajillion bucks today
[+6] u/Medium_Proof7304: Only 63 hours 39 min till open
[+6] u/bulrfuc: Who bought calls at 10 AM today LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Not even looking at my port until DRAM is 70 again
[+6] u/Beginning-Visual2341: Holding calls over the weekend, taco go taco on Monday morning lol
[+6] u/AskWaste9018: I promise to lock in profits next time, bring the markets back up. One more chance pls
[+5] u/Tall-Illustrator543: Bad news everyone...cramer just said that now is a great time to buy AI and chips with the market down
[+5] u/random_account6721: I’m down over 30k today
[+5] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: Nasdaq just absolutely plungered today. PLUNGERED
[+5] u/goldtank123: Bears are finally happy those fuks
[+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: Revised job numbers coming out. We lost 50k jobs. Rate cut coming.
Calls.
[+5] u/aqjingson: Mu kinda moving after hours
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Due to popular demand, no crying in the casino has been temporarily lifted for one evening only! Enjoy your cry, you earned it. See ya on Monday to get back this cash.
[+5] u/a_human_21: That's what is called an unhealthy correction
[+5] u/Sad_Humor9458: My sell orders after hours at the bid arent going through lol
[+5] u/CPA-hole: Large boobs will save us
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+5] u/fattywannapatty: What happened to the micron option guy $232 to 50k in calls
[+5] u/ten7four: SOXL down -33% in a single day is such a good sight to see. Wish it was more
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: I can almost hear the clapping sounds of asscheeks
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Man, give me the rope.
[+5] u/IKaleidoscopeI: I bought LEAPS like 6 days ago, on a decent pullbacks on these stocks, DECENT PULLBACK I SAID? WELL NOT FUCKING ANYMORE.
FUCK ME AND THESE FUCKING TENDERS
[+5] u/HelluvaRun: Well port is down about $35K today but I did sell some CCs, at the very bottom, for $250 in premium so that should help chip away at the loss
[+5] u/tnecniv2021: Obviously up from here right?
[+5] u/mmwizzle: Sold my calls halfway through the day and bought puts. Accidentally bought 12 instead of 2 QQQ 710 puts. Best mistake I've ever made.
[+5] u/NoTone5350: Same clown will pump the market again .
Washed out retail money only .
Rich people are richer
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Why would Nixon do this?
[+5] u/callsonreddit: MRVL giving hope for green Mon
[+5] u/ActBlueCertified: rally's over, back to your scheduled tears
[+5] u/Bravadette: MRVU was the wrong ticker to leverage on... fuck.
[+5] u/Expensive_Froyo7229: Thank fuck I was 50% cash in my IRA after being up 200% the last month lol
[+5] u/HuntersMoon19: Months of gains wiped out in a week.
Back at ‘er Monday.
[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: I am sorry but I think semiconductors may no longer be the future
[+19] u/fudge_mokey: Pump Monday will be legendary
[+15] u/otimanob: Market goes up, you bitches complain. Market goes down, you bitches complain.
[+14] u/Ok_Cry7572: There have been 12 Fridays in the past decade that were -2.5% or worse.
The next Monday was only bad 3 times (-1% or worse).
The next Tuesday was red 8 of 12 times
[+14] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: 100% they waited till the day after PDT rule change to rug pull everyone who thought it would be any normal day, because of course they would lmao
[+14] u/tortoisepump: Pre-market: I'm poor
During market: I'm poorer
After-market: I'm poorest
[+12] u/JoeyFreshagua: Well I had a pretty good day except for losing $30K in the stock market.
[+12] u/deevee12: We’re going to have so many ceasefires this weekend LMAO
[+12] u/Normal-Phase-1252: i‘m not panic selling
i‘m raising liquidity by issuing equity
[+12] u/Key_Bullfrog1182: super hilarious how the day after pdt rule gets removed the market has one of the reddest days basically ever
throwing all the new retail daytraders immediatly into the woodchipper
cant make this stuff up
[+11] u/deevee12: Don’t worry guys. Reputable sources are saying a deal is hours away 🤡
[+11] u/Impossible-Fun2027: I DECLARE MYSELF EVAPORATED
[+11] u/Impossible-Fun2027: MOnDAy is +10% day in my mind
[+11] u/Weak_Emu3659: Yesterday: "Giving MU a $2000 price target."
[+11] u/Sea-Respect2773: I hope you all take a moment to reflect on the fact that all the money you just set on fire, you could have donated to charity and actually done something meaningful for once
[+11] u/Noxta_: I closed puts this morning for a small loss somehow valued around $3500 and if i held them until the close id have $200k right now so I think that qualifies me to be here
[+11] u/Me-Regarded: Sell in May and go away?
I should have listened 🥺
[+10] u/Gallances: Woke up late today and lost 50k lol yippeeee
[+10] u/wyudtix: they're offering SpaceX ipo at the grocery store checkout
[+10] u/Soggy-Principle-599: I was so smart 3 days ago, port up 140%. Now not so much, down 80%..
[+9] u/Qwoapp: Half of dis sub has been evaporated today
[+9] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: If you guys are sad just watch YouTube videos about people getting stuck in caves and dying, it always makes me feel better about my life knowing people make even worse decisions than me
[+9] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: The worst thing that could happen right now is for MSFT and AMZN to FOMO in on dilution too, just because Google and Meta announced so.
Would amount to hundreds of billions of dilution for AI, all coming in the same 1-2 quarters as the 3 mega-cap AI IPO raises. Of all things, THAT would probably be the crescendo that triggers the crash.
The market needs to punish the fuck out of Zuck for considering this, dump his shit stock under $500 asap to scare MSFT and AMZN away from this. Don't be retarded Satya and Andy, DO NOT ANNOUNCE DILUTION FOR AI CAPEX.
[+9] u/tgff333: Hey at least the DOW is 50,000!
[+9] u/DisgrunltedDan: IRAN HAS LAUNCHED MULTIPLE DRONES TOWARDS THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ-CNN
So nice of them to wait for US markets to close 😂
[+8] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Did the Nasdaq really just fucking drop 5% out of the blue? Like what the fuck? I’m still in a state of shock.
[+8] u/kinkyhentai69: Only down 2% today i should start a hedge fund
[+8] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: I made $2000 today but the stress of it reduced my lifespan by at least 10 years LMAO
[+8] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I lost all my money :(
[+8] u/ThetaGrim: Lost 20% of my port this week, going into the weekend feels bad man
[+8] u/opiewann: Crazy thing is, no Bers were alive to even enjoy this day
[+8] u/Critical-Whereas-582: Lost $40K today. Hell yeah. Holding now. Went from +$58K to +$18K. We’ll see what happens Monday.
[+8] u/bedgecheatures: What are these circus breakers I keep hearing about? I don't even like clowns.
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Today was
▶ The 12th worst June day
▶ For S&P 500
▶ In history
Crazy right
[+8] u/deflattedballs: Billionaires borrow money against their stock portfolio. What happen when the value of their portfolio drop massively?
[+8] u/Dizzy-Monk-: BREAKING: KHARG ISLAND BACK ON THE MENU!!!
[+8] u/mwesty25: I fuckin hate my family
[+7] u/Dependent-Code-4166: Greatest and worse week only a few days apart. Earlier this week: +$85k. Today -$162k. When recovery
[+7] u/powertrippingmod67: sum crazy def happening this weekend
[+7] u/Academic_Rooster_886: GIVE US A FUCKING DEAL AND CRASH OIL. NOW.
[+7] u/chuastan: I think the lack of any news on Iran is particularly unsettling for me. This has been a few days of radio silence. Wow bag 7 indeed. Everything was humming along until in Feb some idiot started a war. If I hadn’t said it before. Thank you.
[+7] u/Sandvicheater: Everybody seems like a genius during a bull market but only not totally regarded ones who didn't bet the farm survive the bear markets
[+7] u/DisgrunltedDan: Marvell Stock Was Just Added to S&P 500
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: \> *I would say, percentage-wise, maybe 21, 22 percent of their missiles,” he said, according to a clip of an interview with NBC’s Meet the Press programme that was shared online.*
I thought they were obliterated 2 months ago already??????
[+7] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: 1929 has started , better start lining up for kitchen soup
[+6] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: I bought some more NVDA today. I caused this. I'm sorry
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: "Just park it in an ETF bro, free money."
[+6] u/BuyHighSellLow__: Sold all my calls yesterday for chicken scrap profit, would’ve had 15k more day before.
Sunday night 🥭 gunna tweet “absolutely no chance at a rate hike, also wars over, and I’m buying MU”
[+6] u/z3r3f07: So is the war back on or something
[+6] u/Desperate_Move_5043: You know things are looking grim when the only green in your portfolio is your weed stocks lol
[+6] u/johnw100883: This is all Broadcom’s fault
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Havent checked my spirit airline stocks in a while i wonder how they're doing
[+6] u/ithastogoupfromhere: I'm so lucky, closed all positions yesterday to have cash for SPCX pre IPO shares. It turned out I got 3 shares and will get the rest back. Next week I have a good amount of cash
[+6] u/curling_rocks: TSLA green ah next week is gonna be so good
[+6] u/clockwork5ive: Happy Pride month, bears 🌈
[+6] u/JoeyFreshagua: A sell off like that was front running these Iran strikes is my bet.
[+6] u/SpunkySprinkle: jfc what happened while I was sleeping ?! I wasn’t even aware the nasdaq could move over 1000pts in a day
[+6] u/Over-Celebration-168: Don't be shy post your unrealized losses.
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: The bigliest red days lead to the yugest green days
Just wait for the tweet 👐
[+6] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: The good thing about blowing up your port in January is that you don’t have to worry about a red day for the rest of the year.
[+6] u/TripleWisdom: For everyone panicking, SPY hasn’t seen these levels since… *checks notes*… two whole weeks ago.
[+6] u/Normal-Phase-1252: monday is get even or get even worse
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: today was the 97th worst day in NDX history.
The other 96 events saw NDX positive the next day 52% of the time.
Median return on positive next-days was +2.34%
Median return on negative next-days was -2.11%
Good luck
[+6] u/KeyInstruction641: *"Mom how come we have to live under the expressway? Why can't we live in a house like the other kids in my class?" "Well you see son your regarded father decided to mortgage our house and buy $CORN because he thought there was going to be a corn shortage and it was going to make us rich." "But mom do you mean $ButtCoin? everybody with a brain knows that is just a scam."*
*"Right, like I said, I love your father but he's regarded and you asked why we're here, Well that's why."*
[+6] u/InIce1234: Bull will sleep well this weekend.
Perfect setup for next week.
[+6] u/leshermes: Dead cat bounce then another leg down
[+6] u/CompleteFinish3068: huge overreaction honestly
[+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Gold is fukt.
Tech is fukt.
SaaS is still fukt.
[+5] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: Green Shrek dildos on Monday
[+5] u/Critical-Whereas-582: Agreed but this kind of downward volatility looks like free fall
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: QQQ still dropping? That’s nuts
[+5] u/InternationalTop2410: Elon will seat on his couch and watch millions of degens make him a trillionaire
This is fucked up
[+5] u/mikeytho1: I missed it, what in the actual fuck happened to META between 2:10-2:20pm?
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Zuck got FOMO about Google's equity raise and wants to try it too for AI capex. The stock deserves to crash into the $400 to make him reconsider that.
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: SPY getting diluted to finance mangonomics LMAO
[+5] u/boraboca: No crying in the casino? Fuck that I was crying
[+5] u/darklordyy: I hate it when the jig is up
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: 🌽 repumping. Phew, war over Monday, ISS survives, bears go extinct again
[+5] u/InternationalTop2410: In the last 48hours
Qqq -5%
DRAM -20%
It's 4x Nasdaq ETF
[+5] u/circadiggmigration: I bought the dip. Am I retarded or genius. We'll find out Monday!
JK, retarded.
[+5] u/Academic_Rooster_886: I'm ngl someday I'm gonna travel to Iran, look at the SOH, and take a video of me pissing into it
[+5] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Why everyone think after SpaceX ipo we drop further
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Holy shit. I bought a fuckton of AVGO MU MRVL UUUU IAG SLV SETM and a little bit of this n that. Sold off all my ZSL.
[+5] u/maximuminimum: Deepseek 2.0 Electric Boogaloo
[+5] u/OrganicSong2660: No fucking lube all day
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Today was actually kinda spooky.
[+5] u/Split_Seconds: Got some xeqt at 2.5% off. Happy.
[+5] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Today was tough… get off Reddit and go enjoy some alone time or family time.
See ya Monday!
[+5] u/According-Essay-4973: Monday will be another down 5pc day. Then we rally again
[+12] u/Top-Meaning2626: I made 103 trades today, -$2k to end the day
[+12] u/Successful-End7689: In 10 years we’re gonna find out Jensen was one of the biggest scam artists of our time.
The guy built an AI capex circle jerk where everyone hands money to each other, books revenue, and pumps their stock.
[+11] u/SigTauDan: 3 months from now we will be hitting ATH and have forgotten about ts
[+10] u/m70ciganka: 40 days ago I sold everything and was 100% in cash, today I decided to go all in again in stocks and this happens...
[+10] u/chem_alx: Holding QQQ calls for next week
Good luck everyone
[+10] u/Mrsir300: The beginning of the end was when fast food joints started charging for sauce.
[+10] u/think_harder_plz: Owning Bitcoin is the financial equivalent of putting your penis on a table and beating it with a hammer
[+10] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Well that was a productive day at work. What’d I miss guys? 😃
[+10] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I will buy puts first thing Monday morning as a tribute to bring the bull market back on track.
[+10] u/Incognadeau: Guess who sold all his puts up 10% this morning at 10 am because his wife wanted to have a beach day? This clown
[+9] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I AM GOING TO LOOK AT MY PORT AND YOU CANT STOP ME
[+9] u/ZeroSumTruths: if you think today was bad, wait till inflation comes out next week
[+9] u/Metacog_Drivel: Anybody else feel like they got beat up today? Like, physically and mentally
[+9] u/WrexyWrex: BREAKING: Explosions and active air defense engagement at Kharg Island, with preliminary reports of the US conducting strikes.
[+9] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #Search interest for "Lossmaxxing" up 4000% today
[+8] u/AndreaOcazio: People saying this is the top not realizing it’s not even the middle
[+8] u/EngineerElectrical73: I love it when on a down day media writes articles like - trillions lost, recession, collapse etc.
But then after SPY recovers by three percent they do not write trillions gained.
[+8] u/nordik1: don’t even bother torturing yourselves through the weekend, just look on monday bros
bers will be smashed once again next week
[+8] u/TheRealJohnOptions: How’s our little Wall Street titans today?
[+8] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lmao dell was 485 Monday.....388 now 🤌
[+8] u/UnitedCup1814: Is 🥭 going to save us this weekend . We need a taco supreme right about now
[+8] u/bobby_stackz: This whole market is a meme lol
[+8] u/itsnotshade: Jobs gains were half in hospitality…right before travel season and world cup.
Got a feeling this is purely cyclical and next employment reading will be a winner for rate cut bets.
[+8] u/Insolent_Kavu: Meh we go back to ATH end of month, quit crying
[+8] u/-IQ200: -2.5% day & under 100M volume? Fake & gay, AI manufactured sell off.
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: Went bullish 3 days ago.
# SHIT HAS BEEN RED EVER SINCE
[+7] u/whomakesthetendies: Iran has launched multiple drones this evening toward the Strait of Hormuz, with at least four being shot down by U.S. forces, an official told CNN.
[+7] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Underwriters for space x said they expect 3.4 trillion revenue by 2040 lol
[+7] u/sociallydeclined: No crying in the casino
You’re killing the vibes and scaring the hoes
[+7] u/-IQ200: My 100% S&P vested 401k is in shambles.
[+7] u/sayemsosa: All time highs by Tuesday, biggest taco in history incoming
[+7] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: My life is pretty shit right now but luckily I will also be bankrupt and homeless next week. That should put things back on track for me.
[+7] u/LordDarthRasta: Monday pre-market super green. Up 5% to screw over the paper hands of today.
[+7] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: Bring back emotes, force All Time chart to be posted with gain/loss posts, allow images in Weekend Discussion Thread, pin hot line on days like today. Make WSB fun again. Thank you for your attention to this matter. -DI4TMM
[+7] u/SilverVikingTT: Air raid sirens sound in northern Israel
The Israeli military reports that air attack sirens have been activated in the areas of Margaliot and Misgav Am in the north regarding a “hostile aircraft infiltration”.
We will bring you more details as they become available.
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Orange's imaginary peace deal rescheduled for next weekend. End of Report
[+6] u/Smart-Carrot5238: In a month from now everyone will be complaining about no dips to buy as we hit new ATHs. It happens EVERY FUKIN THYME
[+6] u/callmeladygrey: Absolutely beautiful watching a month of gains be destroyed in a single day due to greed.
[+6] u/kenathen: just need to announce no rate hike. next week pump
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Imma repost this because this is how fucking shocked I am.
Like,double barrel creampie shocked.
My 🏳️🌈 mutual fund ended the day green. Not even shitting you.
[+6] u/FiefKief: Why do these massive red days always have to happen before the weekend
[+6] u/SilentExtinction: dude what the fuck, i just opened the app. 5% one day drop on QQQ?
[+6] u/Dependent-Goose8240: True old fashioned blood bath. I don't even care about my losses, I'm just too entertained
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: SOXL down 34% today who could’ve thought
[+5] u/ramdomvariableX: so when is the next TACO? Tuesday? I don't think everyone suddenly realized we are in a bubble.
[+5] u/marawki: Don’t worry guys. Axios will pull a story in with a rumoured peace deal on Sunday. +5% Monday open
[+5] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: 🥭 will tweet jobs are good and talks are good and inflation is nothing but a conspiracy theory and interest rates are a long ways from 100% so we are fine and booming bigly
[+5] u/MeanLocalFriends: Some have been saying it looks like 1999 for a number of reasons.
Even more so now.
Fear of rate hike is what first popped the bubble.
Still a chance it's not quite over yet though. This doesn't prove a top.
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: That feeling when you stopped bothering with downside protection and single-handedly blew out the market by going in unprotected.
[+5] u/jerm2z: With that MRVL pump I can only assume that they're in
[+5] u/w8w8dont: I bought AVGO right before earnings. How long you think I'm holding these bags?
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: My coworkers keep asking me if everything is okay lmao
[+5] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: Generational buying opportunity
[+5] u/T41NT: I’ve been gone since tariff day. What’s new guys?
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Where’s the refund counter?
[+5] u/SpongEWorTHiebOb: MU to $200 before this is over.
[+5] u/CheekyPooh: I yolo'd SPY calls for 6/12. Will be hard for me to relax this weekend.
[+5] u/isospeedrix: MRVL to join SP500 announced
[+5] u/dFrame3070: Seems like Silicon Valley took the “selling shovels in a gold rush analogy” a little to seriously. Whole fucking industry is just people selling shovels to each other right now. When you ask how much gold they’ve found they tell you it’s “intangible” and “unmeasurable”. Well that’s just fantastic isn’t it?
[+5] u/RonBlake: They’re using the gold to make gold shovels to dig for more gold to make more gold shovels etc
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: -5% drops are unsustainable
[+5] u/FelixMumuHex: Bol tears make good lube
[+5] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Iran could do the funniest thing Monday morning at 6am
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I hope I get good cell reception behind the dumpster.
[+5] u/OG_L0c: Did anyone see that post of a degen down 65% today? I'm down 2.5% today and this made me cry, I can't imagine 65% down
Just kidding, this happened to me 10 years ago😞
[+5] u/pmssa19: Was there any news for this dump?
[+5] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Something big is going on behind the scenes. Its on a need to know basis and all the people that need to know are selling.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: actually made $ week thanks to btc shorts
[+25] u/SpecialistB: 1 day after PDT restriction lifted = 88% of everyone's ports vaporized
[+23] u/ClapMeta: I lost everything today. Does anybody care?
[+20] u/ProudPeak3570: i knew micron was gonna crash thats why i sold it at 100
[+19] u/Enygma_tik: WSB is truly a unique digital place in the world. What are the odds of finding a tribe with the same nerdy obsession for stocks and that has, at the same time, the most politically incorrect and unhinged dark humor. And where you learn a bunch of shit together through trial and error, as a bunch of elite cunts rob us blind. We stand strong, laughing (as not to cry) through the painful global despair and uncertainty, whilst trying to make some money to keep our families safe, and for a little cocaine and prostitutes.
I love it here. Love you guys. 🫡
[+16] u/Fun_Hall7172: who else is also bag holding MU?
[+15] u/idgafbroski: i'd like to buy the option to go back and sell everything on tuesday
[+14] u/Son_of_Sephiroth: Nothing like watching 2 months of gains disappear in a week 🍻 cheers you fucking degenerates I’ll be drunk in a ditch if you need me
[+13] u/RJ5R: "This ship can't sink". She's made of calls sir, I assure you she can. And she will.
[+13] u/dimadomelachimola: oil will moon monday
[+12] u/Corgination77: Who’s getting drunk tonight? (On credit cus no cash)
[+11] u/SomePolack: 🥭 fucked up so bad with that desperate truth this morning lmao
[+11] u/Individual_Error_428: Blood green next week
[+11] u/Evatend: man theres so many people posting lost porn, im tempted to do mines from 3 months ago where I lost 300k in 2 days. I did end up recovering after a while but damn it collapsed my mental.
[+11] u/Open-Yak-3708: #BOL Do you still want 100 year mortgage LMFAO 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂
[+10] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Dial 988 for suicide prevention lifeline
[+10] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: I hope we gap up $10+ when futures open Sunday. It’d be glorious
[+10] u/WarmCan3034: How much r u guys down? Pls make me feel better for only losing 3k
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao how did shit continue to hemorrhage AH? All over the IDEA of a 25 bps hike?
[+10] u/Mysterious-Device-53: The 3-month low on MU is 311.49, Lmfao
[+9] u/winston511: Hold fast my bul brethren, we can only hope it’s like that early February drop where there were literally zero buyers for two days and then it V’ed vertically higher the next two days
[+9] u/Mahrez-: 🥭 confused why stocks are down
[+9] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Deal announced with Iran Monday price it in
[+9] u/WarmCan3034: I can’t believe I’ve been a bear for so long and I didn’t buy puts today and I managed to lose money…
[+9] u/Open-Yak-3708: Dumbass you didn't sell mu at 1096 did ya
[+9] u/chiswis: so it was indeed a falling knife
my hands are now bleeding
[+9] u/SignificanceLate7002: CNN reporting that 🥭 ballroom donors have been given $50 billion dollars in Government contracts in the last 6 months.
The grift just keeps grifting.
[+8] u/Individual_Error_428: Shrek cock so green next week that it will surpass all expectations
[+8] u/MarsDominus: Lost 21k in single day
[+8] u/arthriticpug: where’s the guy that bought 1000 mu @ 975 yesterday
[+7] u/Fancy_Goat685: Trump coin is down 83%. It's a great time to buy in!
[+7] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Oh boy the doomers and their crystal balls are really out tonight.
[+7] u/nothingsusphere: Oh man i’m officially in the red this crash ran through even my realized profits
[+7] u/its_h12: Just woke up from my graveyard shift. How are my Monday $750c looking?
[+7] u/KindInsurance333: Just got an email from my boss, said to stop by his office before I leave for the day tomorrow. Looks like I got the promotion, LFG! Heading to the Porshe dealership as soon as I get out the office today 😎
[+7] u/low-ranking_toilet: It’s so fucking over, pack you’re bags we’re moving into grandma’s basement and watching Matlock every night
[+7] u/1ThousandDollarBill: Down about 60k today. Still up over the past 30 days though, haha
[+7] u/Majestic-North-546: is this what pegging feels like ?
[+7] u/skymagic: today is what happens when Axios takes a day off 😤
[+7] u/pigwallclimber: Right before close I became a 0.02% owner of a certain SpaceX adjacent company. Wish me luck!
[+7] u/FatandBankrupt: Stayed the course while you euphoric retards ate shit . I’m a gay bear 🐻 🏳️🌈
[+6] u/GeologistPurple3209: I just need spy at 756 by close on monday
[+6] u/RegardMode: anyone wants to split 50% costs of living under a bridge
[+6] u/rholt168: I was up 22K monday to end down 5K today. got out of everything I could and just ate it.
[+6] u/FacebangsTucans: Sold my $350 puts yesterday would’ve been 4600 today, wasn’t able to enter a trade because of settlement I tracked would made 1250 . Just a young guy trying to make a small amount of capital.. feeling depress today stop loss popped lost 200
Last 400 riding on next Friday calls.
Might seem little to you guys but I make $26 hour don’t have much to my name but I’ve pulled off some incredible trades before (5200% gain on NTFL worst earning ever) flipped 500 with 3 day trades into 4k etc..
I like to think I have what it takes to do well trading.
Been working on discipline, stop losses, leveraging, taking profits..
Idk feeling depresso this Friday night got a couple beers got my THC drink trying to relax play some games but I ask myself maybe I was never really a good trader
Work as a broker so I’m
Around this industry 24/7 but maybe I just stay on the sidelines.. VOO chill.. idk feeling off
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Really good timing with a family vacation as I lose 10% of my networth in one day
[+6] u/disishowedoit: I’m
Holding PL. it’s going back up. I hope. Please. I bought on margin 🙄🔫
[+6] u/Spicyboi981: Scalping MU puts today was literally money printer on rapid fire
[+6] u/StrawberryOk8459: Marvell joining s&p 500 winner winner!!!!
[+6] u/DonCenote: Female lions are so energetic they can mate up to 40 times a day and may turn aggressive if males can't keep up.
[+5] u/Shot-Stranger-9403: Made 1k on puts would been up 15k if I didn’t sell at 10 am idk if I should be happy rn or pissed
[+14] u/Slabbed1738: Damn we hit the bottom
[+12] u/-medicalthrowaway-: You spend enough time on here you start seeing the same comments over and over and start questioning if everyone isn’t a bot
Time to touch grass 🫡
[+12] u/Samashezra: Thank God bro has 91% loss rate
[+11] u/i2noob: sold my puts last week at 50% lost. today QQQ casually just drop almost 5% kill me
[+11] u/alfred250: A lotta market experts pretending like they know what happened today. That was not normal, and it was not AVGO, not yen, not bonds, and not a jobs report. Bonds were in a worse place 2 weeks ago.
I got no idea what is going on beyond a massive margin unwind.
Reminds me of the Bill Hwang ViacomCBS dump
[+10] u/subieganggang: lol a market correction following ATH the day before. Everyone acting like the crash is here. Monday is a toss up, but probably ending green. Friday will end green. Once the war is finished (will be over this month one way or another because it has to) market will bounce back hard. This is a good re entry point. Also doesn’t hurt that my spy puts were printing today…
[+10] u/vt_west: this is the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone man
[+10] u/be_o3: Guh my portfolio is down 22%
[+10] u/Independent-Craft-46: Drunk as FUCK at this bar in Wisconsin fuck my calls fuck the Fed fuck Trump fuck my stupid chungus life YOLO JAMESON SHOTS
[+9] u/AngusMcTibbins: I bought the dip. Shrek will return and his boner will rise veiny and green
[+9] u/magneticpasta9: Hate to be sexist guys, but as long as girl avatars remain commenting in wsb, the bubble has not popped. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+9] u/dorkstar1: JP MORGAN HAS RAISED IT’S TESLA PRICE TRAGET TO $475 FROM $145
THIS IS AFTER THE BANK WAS CHOSEN BY ELON MUSK TO BE PART OF THE SPACX AND EARN 100’S OF MILLIONS IN FEES
HOPE PEOPLE CAN SEE THRU THIS BS
[+9] u/KayMS_: Be greedy when others are fearful but what if I'm fearful too bro 😭😭
[+9] u/wdwentz93: You know out there there’s someone who bought their first 0DTE and it happened to be a put, they are now lifetime gambling addicts. Good job bers. Another life ruined
[+9] u/Fast-Reply6409: I wonder how our regard who made like a 6000% return on MU June 5 calls and kept holding is doing.
[+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Moment of silence for all the bros that didn't make it today.😞❤️
[+9] u/Noble_Bastard: LMAO. As soon as they eliminated pattern day trading, day traders crashed the market.
[+9] u/Zachincool: polymarket literally has a betting market for "Bitcoin Up or Down next 5 minutes" what the fuck is wrong with society
[+8] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: I'm a bear but ain't no goddamn way warsh hikes rates. this downturn might last a week but the job numbers are cooked anyway why would this deter the man hand picked to lower rates for mango from lowering rates? the bubble popping will not come from the fed it will come from the anthropic ipo crashing in like October
[+8] u/wattap: Bros who went long into close are regretting that decision
[+8] u/upvx: i'm still in shock. still staring at the chart since market closed.
[+8] u/HooplahTiger: Friday dumps seriously make me miserable all weekend
[+8] u/alfred250: My simple and strongest bull thesis is that there is no way 🍊 will let this thing dump going into midterms
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: I held my calls over the weekend we ride or die betches
[+8] u/RelentlessPutz: So... the epstein correction officer testimony saying she wasn't the one seen in the video going to his cell and that she didn't know who it was... also saying it wouldnt have been an inmate... confirms he was murdered...
[+8] u/StonksInvesteur: Today was a good day to watch yourself get fucked on 4 different monitors (if you have 4 monitors).
[+8] u/DoubleFamous5751: https://preview.redd.it/nvkss255qk5h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62787c5271e3fe6e73d9580cafed7df09c65a7ef
[+7] u/Good_Aardvark1609: Eating ice water soup for the weekend
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Everyone saying red monday reminds me of every single weekend where this happened and mango kneeled to some stupid deal and we flew up half what we fell the day previous
[+6] u/Batmanforreal2: You could have bought btc in 2020, lived a life for 6 years, and you open your btc broker and youve lost money lmao
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Wsb is just handing the same $1 trillion back and forth between bul and ber without affecting the market 🐥
[+6] u/ismebbb: Market finally crashes after the last bear was annihilated
[+6] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Next time, let me sell on the first -20k day and not the second
[+6] u/bluen: We back in fear mode
Who would have thunk
[+6] u/Roxalon_Prime: So today SPY fell, nosdaq fell, oil fell, metals fell... Do we have anything that grew today (except for my butthole of course)?
[+6] u/lcarltbmx: Isnt 172k jobs still dogcheeks? Didnt even moved the unemployment rate at all.
[+6] u/Kachowxboxdad: Minus 3% day and it’s wiping out this whole forum huh
[+6] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/tch7hwr8kk5h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ddc03dbbf7232e6dbada5f487d4012ff929825
[+5] u/LopsidedAssistance90: Anyone know the ticker for KY jelly?
[+5] u/fe2sio4: Was AXIOS not working today or what
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Google, SpaceX and Meta with these equity offerings and wanting more money than currently available from investors helping drive today and possibly all next week.
[+15] u/Dependent-Media-1857: after following a bunch of big traders and joining a bunch of paid discords, i reached the conclusion that no one knows shit. we are all regarded
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #CNBC MONDAY: INVESTORS BRUSH OFF CONCERNS ABOUT AI BUBBLE SPY UP 5%
[+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #STRAIGHT OF AI REOPENED. THANK U FOR UR SHORT SPAN ATTETION ON THIS MATTER.
[+11] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: 1 red day and we went from almost extreme greed to fear. 😂
[+11] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: "MSTR to the moon", he whispered softly as he put the fries in the bag.
[+10] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: I hate it when bers r happy
[+10] u/Maleficent-Paper4936: 1 like equals 1 push up 🇦🇺
[+10] u/upvz: notice how they are breaking all their rules for this spaceX IPO. giving retail large access to it, quick inclusion in nasdaq 100 index which is not normal, lowered capital requirements to get IPO access by some brokers.
the ruling class owns a lot of it and they need exit liquidity in the trillions.
[+10] u/Iunatic: PDT gone so now all of the poors can panic sell even quicker. Literally as soon as they got rid of it, market started crashing. LMAO
[+10] u/UsernameTaken_123: Selling pre-IPO shares of my lemonade stand business, we do $50 in revenue each day, and are looking at a 5 billion dollar valuation
[+10] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: im just a dirty little whore
[+10] u/Active_Plenty_2187: The market goes down one day after 2 months of pure gains and everybody goes crazy
[+9] u/Daman303: Fuck it I’m crying in the casino
[+9] u/running_to_empty: As a Ber with PTSD and a portfolio behind Wendy's, the bubble hasn't popped yet. It will be very green on Monday. Calls at open.
[+9] u/Complete-Cat-6618: I’m so sick people are like “$1T wiped from US market” and it’s a big deal. SPY is at 735. JFC, were you around during Covid? Like if you said SPY 735 June 2026 in 2019 pre-COVID, you would be considered retarded.
Idk man, headlines are just fucking bullshit propaganda. Makes me upset fr.
[+9] u/irrelephantiasis: the worst part of today is being a bear for the last 5 weeks and switching it up last week to join the cool kids and then missing out on a generational bear run.
[+9] u/ChampagnePapi-: i'll see you all in valhalla
[+9] u/lschoch2: Who else got promoted today from trader to long term investor
[+9] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Shame bears had no money left to finally print Friday.
[+8] u/UEFAfangirl: Crypto bros in absolute shambles dear God someone check on them 🥺🥺🥺
[+8] u/nebuloushazybull: It's so quiet is everyone okay?!?
[+8] u/Unknown295828389291: In all fairness: they started the mess today
[+8] u/silver_4_lyf: I feel like we'll be laughing about people paper-handing this dip in a few weeks
[+21] u/SallWreet: Watched this insane bull market from the sideline, i finally bought in yesterday after sitting on cash for 3 years.
The whole market instantly crashes the next day.
You cant make this shit up, bogdanoff is real
[+12] u/Joonypoo: anyone else riding exclusively high beta positions and got absolutely fucked today?
fuck
[+11] u/MusingsAndMind: thinking of buying the spacex ipo purely out of spite because nothing i buy ever goes up
[+11] u/Thebaxxxx: First dqy of pdt removal and half retail wiped lmao
[+11] u/McClintockC: "Over 2 Trillion erased fro-"
#SHUT THE FUCK UP
[+10] u/Life_Is_Suffering69: Gonna be assigned 800 shares of various quantum companies tomorrow, cool cool cool
[+10] u/n1ck90z: Can't believe fartcoins turned out to be a bad investment
[+9] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: Anyone else think 🥭 asked them to "find 175,000" jobs without realizing it would botch the market 🥚 🤡
[+9] u/Stugatz27: Whatever perverted digusting things you’ve done in your life with money, find solace in the fact that you never bought a Crypto YieldMAX ETF
[+9] u/Ok-End-3213: Today was a day that reminds you you have no control and are just along for the ride. I just hold shares, but I now have more respect for you apes constantly trading options etc
[+8] u/Hot-Pop-3250: i lost $9 on an option today and then quit
[+8] u/OneLongjumping5743: he was Taiwanese? Jen Hsun?
[+8] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: I don’t care what any you of you homophobes say. I am straight as an arrow but have lived in WeHo and SF. And let me say, the gays know how to party. Want to party on a random Monday night? Check. Want to go to a warehouse party that goes all night and charges $5 to illegally sell you booze? Check. Want to find literally any drug you want? Check.
[+7] u/CMTTrader: In the past, stock market risks were geopolitical, war, inflation, debt...normal stuff.
Now, in 2026, it's:
✅Leather Jacket Jensen "next trillion dollar company right here, folks"
✅Fock Man Hock Tan doing old man shit on a conference call
✅ 🍊 man crazy posts all hours, day or night
✅Sundar Pikachu doing $80 billion public offerings
✅Zuck the Fuck thinking of doing the same, maybe even more than $80B
✅...which made investors think AMZN was gonna also do the same
✅Formerly PDT-rule bound "traders" thinking they're professional traders now
✅Depending on Koreans to keep borrowing money to buy shit every night
No wonder people call this a 🤡 ass market! 🤣🤣🤣
[+7] u/bender-b_rodriguez: Oh boy I just woke up from a 1-day coma can't wait to see my stocks irrationally mooning for the 60th day in a row
[+7] u/memmolemmo: Remember to buy the dip next week without fear. You'll need the gains when the real economic recession hits.
[+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears never made any money coz they were wiped out completely during this insane bull run which started in Jan 2023
[+7] u/McClintockC: The dancing ber gif has made the WSB front page
You know what that means
Monday blood green babyy
[+7] u/RandyTomfoolery: Not too bad overall port only down like 90k
[+7] u/Alestasis: Stock market gonna make 🥭 actually negotiate peace with Iran
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Just finished my sad boy goon 😔😔
[+7] u/LuluButterFive: Bacon egg and cheese for everybody
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Bruh there’s this chick that comes to the same neighborhood bar as me. I’ve seen her with seven different guys at least 😩😩
[+7] u/LarryStink: I dont think anyone is ready for whats coming.
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: be honest, do u still think ber is fuk?
[+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: I just want some boobs and vagina
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Nothing says fuck AI like an unexpected number of employed Americans feeding their families
[+7] u/Swiftnice: META trying to sell shares now after GOOGLE. They all know it's the top and are trying to cash in on the inflated share prices before the crash
[+7] u/LarryStink: Im honestly scared for how bad this could get.
[+7] u/Few_Recognition6998: I will be homeless if this continues
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Dicks out for Harambe. Never forget.
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: I should've set a reminder to sell at the top sigh
[+7] u/gravedigger997: Bought the dip just for it to keep dipping
[+7] u/diefy7321: The Fed measuring inflation pre-1970: USD to Gold
The Fed measuring inflation 1970-1990: CPI
The Fed measuring inflation 1990-2026: PCE
The Fed measuring inflation 2026-?: “Trimmed Mean” or w/e that means
LMAO🤌
[+6] u/12345cuda: Buying SOXL for the first time ever yesterday and holding it over this weekend is probably one of the most regarded things I've ever done I wasn't thinking I should've dumped it today
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: So I asked Claude (see my name) to analyze all days where SPY was down 2% or more, 19 years where this happened, I filtered further to see if there was a crazy runup before to imitate current market conditions, so take lowest price at least 20 trailing days away but not further than 60 days away, then see if there was a runup of at least 10% before a drop occurred. (Current run up is 47 days, and 20% rally) Out of 41 instances, these are the returns. So taking into consideration that we have a crazy AI momentum, and these percentages, I can confirm that its calls.
|Horizon|Avg|Median|Win rate|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|1 Day|\+0.22%|\+0.33%|24/40 (60%)|
|1 Week|\+0.47%|\+1.01%|23/40 (57%)|
|1 Month|\+0.37%|\+1.26%|23/40 (57%)|
|3 Month|\+6.83%|\+8.14%|32/40 (80%)|
Edit: The information above contains instances from bear markets where the drops didn't occur at ATH. So if we filter for drops within 5% of ATH, only 7 instances show up and these are the stats
|Horizon|Avg|Median|Win rate|Worst|Best|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|1 Day|\+0.03%|\+0.86%|4/7 (57%)|\-4.18|\+1.97|
|1 Week|\+0.52%|\+1.77%|5/7 (71%)|\-5.07|\+4.77|
|1 Month|\+2.00%|\+2.67%|5/7 (71%)|\-1.23|\+4.67|
|3 Month|\+8.24%|\+9.82%|6/7 (86%)|\-3.03|\+13.14|
# Context for each event
* **2018-02-02 (Volmageddon):** VIX spike / short-vol blowup. Only negative 3M outcome at -3.03%. Fully recovered within months.
* **2020-09-03:** Post-COVID rally profit-taking. Tech-led sell-off. Resolved +6.59% in 3M.
* **2020-09-08:** Follow-through selling from Sep 3 drop. Resolved +11.21% in 3M.
* **2021-01-27:** GameStop/meme stock volatility. Resolved +11.84% in 3M.
* **2021-01-29:** Continuation of meme stock turbulence. Resolved +13.14% in 3M.
* **2021-05-12:** Inflation scare / growth-to-value rotation. Resolved +9.82% in 3M.
* **2024-07-24:** AI/semiconductor rotation. Resolved +8.11% in 3M.
[+6] u/mememan212: i would like to speak to the manager of the stock market
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: Bols what color lambo we buying next week?
[+6] u/hettygreentypebeat: it really took one day to wipe out half this sub huh
[+6] u/Waste-Milk2716: "Explosions and active air defense engagement at Kharg Island, with preliminary reports of the US conducting strikes." right when oil closes for the weekend. impeccable timing.
[+6] u/thefrozen_one: We are SO green on Monday
[+6] u/youyololiveonce: You know what happens after the worst day in 8 months…. Probably another. Reverse WSB
[+6] u/suddenuser: You have to have money to make money. Remember that
[+6] u/Ill_Bit5945: believe it or not, calls
[+6] u/Funny_Story2759: the good news is you werent the only one who lost money today
[+6] u/silence2087: BTC 60k support has been tested like nine times in the past ninety days. Just die.
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: this is what happens when youre jacked to the tits
[+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud
[+6] u/spilledonwhite: Pic of /u/31andnotdone waiting for this day
https://preview.redd.it/hzf3let21k5h1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f1244471518e51db27657b35217dc00bc4b9da
[+6] u/Civil-Fun2409: they are busy drinking boxes of wine
[+5] u/captain_casino: I'm not even gonna look until Monday
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I gotchu bro, I just set a timer for 9:30am Friday, June 5th, 2026. Godspeed bro 🫡
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Let me get this straight . If I wasn’t in Tesla,Tesla would be ripping with partnership news, merger news , and just general positive sentiment cuz of SpaceX ipo. But because I’m in Tesla with size and margin it’s dumping like a whore. Is that right?
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: Member the metaverse and NFT’s ? lol. What a scam.
[+5] u/Swiftnice: Peter Thiel moved to Argentina to build the new Island. Argentinians will need to walk around with Kevlar pants to keep his ravenous cock out of their asses
[+5] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: The portfolio manager and his senior associate called me to log back in and work sending client documents tonight
I told them I am leaving my home to perform sexual favors behind the Chipotle dumpster and hung up
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: I was down -90% today but managed to end up +40%. Wild fucking day for me
[+14] u/PunchingAgreenbush: It all started with blue origin blowing the fuck up lmao
[+10] u/TarrifJacksonJr: Semis, data centers, and AI isn't going anywhere, it's here to stay
But there will be winners and losers
10 years from now half these companies won't exist and the othe half will make millionaires
That's the way she goes
[+9] u/Madsen13140: Open the casino already
[+9] u/HomeHedgeFund: yesterday there was still a bunch of cucks saying that we V or saying that the pump is back LMAO yall coping hard
[+9] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: You bulls in here with your "buy every dip" "bears are losers" finally brainwashed me into buying the dip yesterday after Qs went down 2%. Oh boy little did I expect another 3% on top. Lost 10k. And i was a bear waiting for this moment since weeks. I want to puke and hate myself so much.
[+8] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Went from being +$400,000 in the last 2 months to only +$200,000 because of nothing other than my own greed
I want to kms im so fucking stupid
[+8] u/Short-Dependent7676: Imagine having everything in life, and then one sudden 0DTE mistake costs you everything to the point of having to cancel your wedding and sell everything
[+8] u/wenxuan2: Weekend nasdaq -0.45%, guess monday is another bloodbath
[+7] u/Celticsmoneyline: got wiped out in March, missed the rally and just got back in. oof
[+7] u/BigBritches619: I guess I will just jack off again
[+7] u/drakilian: I was expecting a 20% correction for memory stocks
I just wasn't expecting it to happen over the span of 2 days
[+7] u/claytondpark: Media always looking for an excuse 😂
[+6] u/AlertPen4796: How long will this shit bear fest last?
Still hating AVGO and overemployed US dumb heads
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: # Shut up. 😠
And yes you’re correct
[+6] u/_freckles__: The wendy's buffet guy .. i mean warren buffet said buy when there is blood on the streets
But i think right now it is just a scratch, must wait for more drops. Who is with me.. i mean who is with the buffet guy. Till we wait, we can queue up behind wendy's
[+6] u/RickLeeTaker: Hey, did anybody know that dumb is spelled with a "b?"
[+6] u/cannythecat: today was pearl harbor on bol portfolio
[+6] u/Solid-Incident-1163: In other news 🌽 still cratering
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: 😂 🤣 Bulls can’t even check their Robinhood portfolios because of their tears. 🤣 😂
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Hi Guys---Just started investing Wednesday....wanted to introduce myself
[+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: Should have watched the new God of War trailer first. Believed in the online chatter and expected it to be bad. One of the best trailers I watched. Hyped
[+6] u/barnshaw292: The amount of panic, confusion and people saying it's over means it must be time to buy. Calls Monday
[+6] u/claytondpark: Honestly in my 6-7yrs of trading, today was prolly the most ruthless (especially ndx) for a non news event day. Today was redder than any single day during the Iran selloff ☠️
How many will handle a deep correction, I have no idea...
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Decided I should work my European tech job today after the US destroyed my portfolio.
And I shall not be investing my 1 sixpence and 2 shillings until morale improves
[+6] u/babar_the_elephant_: That one day candle on spy lol
[+6] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: I’m out shopping right now, stocking up on canned food for the next year
[+6] u/teh_herper: Time to load up on DRAM / MRVL / AVGO / RKLB calls at monday market open
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Loaded to the tatas with puts
[+5] u/sanmar2225: #i think it’s really actually over this time
[+5] u/Herald_Mirth: I *might* have just accidentally ate my own cum 😬
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: This Wednesday was debating quitting my job and retiring in another country. After today I'm wondering if I can afford to have Ramen once or twice a day next week
[+5] u/euphoricmoonberry: 🥭 have no choice but to end the war. Stop falling asleep and sharpen your crayons!!
[+5] u/sinag19: Bro this is some historical levels of crash man. Like I am just glad I ended up overall man
[+5] u/m1santhrop1chuman1st: Omg. Panic sell everything now. There will never be another green day.
[+5] u/StrawberrySoftware: the nasdaq today reminds me of the end of march of 2000. a huge run-up, a fake dip, then a rocket up. Then 2 years of bear market.
i don't think the run up has been quite as crazy as 2000, but the waters feel similar to then. i hope im wrong because at this point i have much more to lose than to gain.
[+5] u/itsgodsposterchild: Ugh. It was right in front of us the whole time and we didnt appreciate it enough. One time wouldn’t hurt…
\*ahem\*
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWELL
I’ll be here all night folks. Be sure to tip your waitress
[+16] u/GuusMosco: Am I the only one who will refuse to buy things like new socks or coffee because 'it's too expensive', but instead yolo 3k into some AI ticker I barely follow
[+15] u/arbitraryBlue: Monday is gonna be green af, I can feel it in my micro plastic filled balls
[+15] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: MANGO NEEDS TO ANNOUNCE A DEAL THIS WEEKEND, HIS CALLS ARE TOAST RIGHT NOW
[+13] u/PutVivid6052: Just seen someone high on fentanyl folded back at a 90 degree angle and still standing. Bro, how the fuck can you even do that. If they brought the fent pose in at the next olympics the US would be taking home the gold for sure.
[+12] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Unrealized losses
but i realize that i am losing, confused
[+12] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Sleep tight bols. Let those assholes heal for another possible bloodbath on Monday.
[+9] u/Small-Maintenance-65: No one posts the helpline when the market goes up 20 days in a row
[+9] u/coolsatan3241: More jobs?
SELL IT ALLL 🥀🥀
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **👐GOD SAVE US ALL WE PROMISE TO NEVER BE GREEDY AGAIN👐**
[+9] u/Razvanell95: what hurts more than being wrong is being right too early
[+9] u/Any_Influence_8305: Fuckin stocks man, look what they did to my boy. Just when I thought I was in, they pull me back out.
[+8] u/kumako10: Nah, we gotta do options to make it all back
[+8] u/half-coldhalf-hot: Lesson learned. Anytime I hear the words “rate hikes” I just need to buy puts since those words seem to spook the absolute shit out of the market
[+8] u/Acceptable-Two5692: I'll never financially recover from this
[+8] u/sola_rpi: i was up 1000% now down -50%
[+7] u/Big_Argument_8601: Who all lost money on Friday?
[+7] u/rocier: May need to get a job after today
[+7] u/Pimpy77: That's why degens stay broke, sell bottoms and buy tops. The old adage of wallstreetbets
[+6] u/Firm_Variation6452: Fuck I’m down 6k today. That’s not too bad right?
[+6] u/These-Shoulder8017: Peacefire going well.
[+6] u/Over9000Whores: Is there crying in the strip club?
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: Next week I’ll be either a millionaire or living behind the dumpster.
[+6] u/Vikkio92: I’m not looking at my port until I hear SPY has gapped up like 5%.
[+6] u/Fun-Journalist2276: AH looks like its gonna dump more..
[+6] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Weekend nasdaq and dow retards woke up and mentioning how red it is every 5 minutes
[+6] u/nesnayu: Yo dawg, I hurd you like dips!? So we put a dip in you dip so you can buy the dip and you the dip dipshitt while your wife’s bf dips his dip in your dip
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: BIO-WOMEN ONLY WANT ONE THING, AND IT IS DISGUSTING!!!
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Inverse leverage ETFs exist so bulls always win
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: This is just informed gambling if you aren’t using index funds. Don’t let someone tell you otherwise
[+5] u/velvetontos: Ai bubble is bigger then dot com
[+5] u/sleepygarner: Put the Koreans on the roof to hunt the bears.
[+11] u/imabev: I just decided that when I retire I am going to do nothing Monday - Friday then cut my grass on Saturday morning at 7am.
[+11] u/LivelyArid: you can't put a price on generating images from text
[+10] u/Isometric_exercises: Memory chips are going to soar. Nvidia still has contracts with sk hynix, Samsung and micron throughout 2030. Hynix plans on doubling their production by 2030. Korean analyst saying the stock price for each of those companies is set to double over the coming months. Still going DRAM Strong. I already say that Samsung closed their Friday morning market at - 10% so before open on Friday I knew it would be bad. Had nothing to do with anything US or jobs reports. It was Korea had a pullback and they had elections on Wednesday which had a lot of friction about there being lack of ballots. Will recover in no time.
[+8] u/Kattilaeikka: Fuck. I just realized that Asia will get the memo about friday on monday morning. Kospi will tank -20%
[+8] u/swampassOG: My portfolio just went in for an asshole replacement
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: Strong jobs report. Kill everything
[+7] u/BorderLower9065: Lol majority of the “commenters “ are bots bro
[+7] u/maffoobristol: Fortunately I sold some gains and swallowed some losses, otherwise I'd be spending the evening swallowing a lot of something else
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: Just woke up. How are my calls looking? 😎
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: S&P 500 sees $1.8 trillion wipeout
proceeds to look at the expected valuation of SpaceX
*james doakes meme intensifies*
[+6] u/Cyrano804: Sure, we might be down. But think of the tax loss harvesting 🤑
[+6] u/Adii2311: Biggest taco till date incoming. Market rallies 10% next week as impossible peace deal will announce
[+6] u/mmal55: The audacity to still call this thing a ceasefire
[+6] u/astromouse2024: I’m really really thinking calls this coming week
[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Yeah mine. Was down to my last $200 ended the day just under $12k
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: there was zero reason for it to have dumped the way it did, especially not the job numbers. something is brewing for this weekend
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: I didn’t realize I was an extra on Squid Game Season 4 by having call options
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: If you guys bought MU near 1100, you should be buying more of it at 870
[+5] u/Hazuuzuu: They’re just numbers on a screen
[+5] u/TokiAsuma: So we are all expecting a bounce back early next week then it will fall right back down right?
It would be funny if it for some reason free fall with no stop straight to 630 tho
[+5] u/moorhound: Current AI revenue gap (revenues minus CapEx and hosting): -$650 billion
Projected 8-year AI revenue gap (according to Goldman/McKinsley): -$2.7 trillion
Why are we doing this lmao
[+5] u/TopRaise7: Loving the drop, but I missed the boat entirely lol
[+12] u/AdventurousFinish681: Im convinced market makers decided Friday was the day to care about recession risks, inflation, the price of oil, that my ex cheated on me, interest rate hikes, the straight never opening, P/E ratios, fundamentals, the ai bubble
[+10] u/JustLurkCarryOn: If you didn’t lose at least five figures yesterday you can’t call yourself a degenerate.
[+10] u/Fun_Training6342: SK Hynix -20% in Germany
Samsung -15% in Germany
This might get ugly during Korean trading hours. Countless people will be margin called on Monday once the market reopens.
[+9] u/FullTard2000: ryan cohen is so impressive
i heard he is going to offer a free piece of gum with every purchase
like how does he come up with this? They'll be line ups down the block, greatest ceo ever.
lots of other impressive things about him too, did you know he was the first person to be conceived anally? full anal birth and everything, due to this he can actually eat poo and not only is non-toxic for him it gives him super ceo power
[+9] u/New-Length5593: Believe it or not, Monday will be worse.
[+9] u/gnanwahs: Black fucking monday for my korean sisters 😭😭
[+9] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the poverty you’re used to.
[+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: I think I single-handedly wasted a lakes worth of water generating big booty pics on Grok 😦🤌
[+8] u/buzzysmoke: Monday reverse! Ultra pump. I can already see it happening, yeatarday was a complete overreaction
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: 20k bitcoin is in play I think
[+6] u/akunisg: you bet, koreans mad now
[+6] u/tjinga2u: Damn, they cooked the job report too much and made it go down from higher odds of a rate hike 😂
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Elon SpaceX is fucking this market ip
[+6] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Anyone else watching euphoria for the tits?
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: No one here is American are they
[+5] u/mehmilani: I was this 🤏 close to selling my puts last night. Don't worry though, I didn't sell today either and will lose all the gains by Monday.
[+5] u/mygoalistomakeulol: It’s nice knowing how over leveraged you degens are and that a 3% drop is fucking devastating Lolol
[+5] u/Temporary_Scene2469: Let me introduce to you the trenches of 0DTE
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Thought it was just a bad dream
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Guys I’m bored what should I do
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: Is it possible for me to find an Asian to marry in Toronto within 15 days?
[+18] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: It's Monday, 9 am EDT, most stocks have recovered pre market. Big green dildos everywhere in the market. Regards here commenting "should have bought the dip". It's a new day. It's a good new day.
[+15] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Condolences to all the people that bought calls Thursday. I cant tell you how many times this has happened. Charts look good. News cycle is mild. Then BAM, a wtf moment out of nowhere that makes you feel like youre in the Truman show.
[+14] u/Saosinyaj: 15mins till market opens. Lock in boys.
[+13] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: I lost a lot of money yesterday. I’m sick to my stomach and I feel hopeless
[+12] u/CalRippedken: Bers awful cocky after 1 down day
[+11] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Trump says he’s thinking about taking stakes in AI equities. Literally backing them with government money. Bullish AF
Market pricing in rate hikes are grossly underestimating Warsh. There’s a reason he came out saying we should change the way we measure inflation (his proposed method would bring inflation down to low 2%). The obvious reason is to justify keeping rates steady or even rate cuts. I predict come next FOMC meeting he will say “rate cuts are still the base case for 2026” and this will dramatically reduce hike odds
This in combination of record levels of cash on the side lines (9 trillion dollars in money market funds!!!) could mean we see this cash being deployed rapidly because returns are NEGATIVE in these funds based off current inflation
All of this is in the back drop of record earnings
I think we are setting up for another leg up
[+10] u/solidsneeze: the sharper it falls, the sharper it Vs
[+10] u/cripky: At least Monday will be green
[+10] u/happyegg1000: Fake dump at open to get newborn PDT tards to yolo puts then ATH by the end of the week?
[+10] u/Chromaticism: We're hitting levels not seen since two weeks ago
[+10] u/DryBicycle5629: Sometimes I get punished for selling too soon, and other times I get punished for holding too long. There really is no winning here. Just pain and lessons forever
[+10] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Israeli settlers looking dumb af with those haircuts and lil hats
[+10] u/Nictel: I might have been a bit overexposed. Market down 3% - port down 80% 😂😭😂
[+9] u/7fingersDeep: This is not a joke. My barber just asked me about the SpaceX IPO. The cliche is real.
This is the top boys.
[+9] u/vwboyaf1: DCA this dip until the tank is refilled.
[+8] u/unique_ptr: At this point I'm convinced the majority of people posting on /r/stocks are just WSB losers serving a banbet
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes staying single feels like a better idea
[+8] u/potato111a: Imagine buying 5x chicken tenders from a fast food chain for $10.99 when you buy 3 lb of bare chicken tenders from Costco for $14.99 LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/PenguinOfB00m: Real talk guys
Oil will go up over the summer, it has nowhere else to go while the strait is closed
Data centers delays and cancellation are not priced in, the growth will slow down
[+6] u/SirBuysHighALot: Every broker and bank account app that I open has ads offering “be a part of spacex ipo”. I’ve never seen something like this before. Even German traditional banks like Commerzbank are doing the same. Tf is going on
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: Woke up really sad today. Lost so much.
[+5] u/Mother___Night: So many insiders knew shit was going down this weekend.
[+5] u/RebornCritic: BB MRVL ALL IN? GUARANTEED FORTUNES?
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: The loss porn being posted is pretty glorious
[+5] u/2BFrank69: I actually took some profits before the dip. Hell froze over
[+5] u/abused-throwawayy: Which of my fellow bears is getting TURNT tonight???
[+5] u/Cloudbase_academy: Market started to price in the fact that the first thing AGI superintelligence is going to do is resurrect Lenin
[+5] u/B2BContinuum: Forest Gump's mother really cared about his eduction
[+13] u/demonhunterking: Broadcom, Google deal with anthropic finalized. Avgo Monday bull bull run
[+13] u/BullPropaganda: Bear trap if you haven't figured it out yet
[+9] u/Fine_Specialists: We better be green on Monday
[+9] u/Icy_Jelly_315: "somehow" is magical thinking. Don't see anything he can do. Unless he instructs the US treasury to buy up the entire spacex IPO
Actually ignore me, he's going to do exactly that
[+8] u/ShahedDrone: How many people thought they bought the bottom yesterday 🤣
[+8] u/Castopliani: Meanwhile at ValueInvesting
4 days ago
"META is my top value play"
[+8] u/throwingitanyway: after one 3% down day, it's a perfect time to buy moar because it can't possibly go down any further!
[+8] u/A55BAG: 🥭's port got smoked on Friday. I expect pump posts all weekend 🤣
[+8] u/Haikoe: Remember kids, your stock is only worth as much as the next retard is willing to pay
[+8] u/kim82352: let me get this straight. oil moving towards $200 and us escalating the largest war of this century is all fine, market moves +1% day after day. on the other hand, creating more jobs than expected would tank the market as many never seen before. $2.5T wiped out.
got it.
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: Ain’t it funny that Zuckerberg changed the entire name of Facebook to Meta because he was certain that the meta-verse where humans wear goggles 24 seven would be buying real estate in the Metaverse and it was going to change everything.
[+7] u/No_Stand5622: Bols are late for work for overtime
[+7] u/DipSniper69: wait, some people actually believe in the utility of crypto instead of just being able to watch lines go up and down in the weekend too?
[+7] u/Seymour_asis501: Nvda 230 end of week
[+7] u/CJBlueNorther: I finally finished going through Ch. 7 bankruptcy last month.
(Yes, most of my debt was from trading 👍)
[+6] u/txholdem: instead of jealousy, you could have turned this into 200x just yesterday alone. poor people's mindset.
[+6] u/Radiant-Place-6400: weekend oil up +1.28%
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: WSB has some bag chasers. Bros is casually down 2.5M on an 11M portfolio on bitcoin
[+6] u/That-Account6064: the weekend tech index already recovered a significant portion of Fridays loss. I have a feeling everyone here will be ok. They will backdate all the options that expired yesterday and give everyone 1 grace day on Monday for the recovery.
[+6] u/Met-fan76: I'm always at the wrong place at the wrong time .
Serious question now..
Will nvda touch 216 by next Friday?
[+5] u/Bazzer82: Panic sell everything and get a plane to France. Jump in a dinghy and turn up on a beach in England. Claim asylum and get free accommodation and food for a couple of years whilst they try to process your application and you keep appealing any rejection. Enjoy your housing, food and other savings.
[+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: S&P inclusion will pump MRVL back above 300
[+5] u/Scungili27: Has 🥭been seen? Stroke still on the table?
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: Now that people can chill why were we even freaking out about the dump? It’s not like markets go up everyday
[+17] u/peterpeer9: Wife: Did you do the dishes already?
Me: Yes they're done.
Wife: Why are they still in the sink?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.
[+16] u/DiamondHands667: Officially hit rock bottom in life. Lost an insane amount of money, depressed, single at age 31. Now what?
[+13] u/dbgtboi: Everyone thinks AI is a threat to humanity because it'll nuke us all
This is stupid as fuk
AI is a threat not because of weapons or jobs, it's a threat because of the waifu sex bots, the moment we have a 10/10 looking bot powered by chatgpt, women are fuk and the human population will collapse due to lack of procreation
[+11] u/LiveInLayers: Imma a bear but there is no way this isnt green by Monday.
[+10] u/moonlanding12223: Raging bull market starts again Monday
[+9] u/pussy_ass_licking: Ate pussy for breakfast today
[+9] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: #STOCKS SHOULD GO UP, NOT DOWN - 🥭 (06/05/2026)
[+8] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Space is gonna be skreking hard this week
[+8] u/peterpeer9: Just chatted with a guy who has 2 kids, a loving wife, pulls in $350k before bonus, runs 6 miles every morning, owns a 4-bedroom in the West Village, just bought a boat, and is genuinely funny and kind and he still can't find a girlfriend.
Modern dating is so broken.
[+8] u/OrangMiskin: My MSFT calls need some saving
[+8] u/Odd-Block-2998: Time for orange man to tweet "BUY NOW". SPY +5% in 2 days.
[+7] u/EuphoricOcelot6081: Nq down 4.5% and vix going up 30% usually mean dead cat bounce on Monday. Hope you bought calls eod friday.
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: 🥭 is sure watching the stock market and indexes every minute or hour..
Immediate tweets right after the first -1.5% drop..
If we see another -5% drill again, i am pretty sure he will intervene one way or another.
[+7] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: sir this is a wendys
[+7] u/Dear-Hair5834: Why is everyone bullish all of a sudden, What did I miss?
[+7] u/peterpeer9: if you can smell yourself, other people can smell you a lot
[+6] u/WhaleSmacker17: No way they let the market die before the upcoming rug of the century with spacex, openai, and anthropic IPOs right?
[+6] u/LittleHoneydew3466: Funny cause I actually was
[+6] u/JayWhizz007: Did you buy calls anon? 🥭our chief pumper is planning to make new gov investments into top AI companies. Next week green dildos be flying everywhere
[+6] u/Metal4life873: $750 C expiring next friday looking real juicy come open on monday
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING NEWS**
This morning a rather large dump was taken. Plumbers fear if the market pipes can contain a dump at such levels
[+6] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Flat all day. Bers r fuk
[+15] u/Coogiez: Just got back from a week long vacation. Can wait to open and see how my semi conductor and tech stocks are doing!! Probably a millionaire
[+14] u/Thin_Pound_3502: i hope you got mrvl. easy 320 on monday
[+14] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Is 🥭 mad that he could've released the uncooked numbers and have gotten the pump he wanted.
[+11] u/l34ch_r: we going to be up at least 2% on monday
[+10] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: People with million plus dollar portfolios asking on investment forums what will happen next is my favorite popcorn time
[+9] u/GroundbreakingAd2757: I full ported puts to revenge trade, i’m getting liquidated monday aren’t I
[+9] u/Kingmusk420: Trump pump coming. Bears r cucked
[+9] u/Frosty1397: 🥭 is probably the dumbest motherfer alive
He thought he could cook the books showing an awesome economy
Thinking that would mean lower rates 😂
[+8] u/emperor_dinglenads: Fair valuation should be in the 100 Trillion range.
-Mlon Eusk
[+8] u/tacobliss: Markets flat af today.
[+8] u/mllax: Sold my puts before they were in the green, bought calls early in the trading hours and my nfl team is moving to another state. 0 / 3 yesterday.
[+8] u/WalrusHonda: Why do I have a funny feeling SpaceX is going to be a massive success just because it seems soo stupid. The Same way Tesla’s PE has held above 300 for years now
[+7] u/Coogiez: So when I finally go bull I get cucked by the market 😔
[+7] u/APOLARCAT: This week I gave everything back. But I’m not walking away. I’m never walking away. I’m just 10 0dte trades from never working again.
[+7] u/shinigami_2245: Eventually humans will be cheaper labor than AI 🔮
[+7] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: “everyone dumped before I can dump on them”
[+6] u/NonBalisticSniper: I know I panic sold just to buy back again at a higher price, but please ladies, one at a time, alright?
[+5] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: I think the fact that there was a pullback this large at the pace the market was going, good time for everyone to hop in seems like the concensus especially with 🍊 as pres
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: My wife’s boyfriend buzzed my head with his ball hair trimmer.
Said I could take the $40 savings from a haircut and use it to trade 0DTE options.
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Oh look, the actual week with a catalyst for Virgin is coming up.
Too bad we pump and dumped fucking two weeks early because everyone here has the patience of a goldfish.