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[+21] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU calls aging faster than a white woman
[+20] u/Independent-Tree-985: bers the type of fella to shower at the gym and dry themselves off in the locker area
[+19] u/LostMallDoll: you should get instabanned for posting a screen shot of a 500% gain from trading stocks when it took you four years, and it's canadian dollars
[+18] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Guys if MU aint hitting 1110 today i might have to move to Somalia
[+16] u/deben360: MU you coming back today or what
[+15] u/smellysurfwax: Every time I confirm a trade, I picture my broker receiving a notification and rolling his eyes.
[+15] u/spellbadgrammargood: Remember companies are shelling out billions in hopes that a chatbot becomes sentient.
[+13] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: good moaning my lil gamblers
about to run 3 miles, lift weights, then sell 0dte options to you regards
[+13] u/Severe-Selection-256: Option holders r fuk
[+12] u/Star_Lord924: Need MU back over 1000 pretty please. Can we jist get a 5% pump day again to finish the week out. Lets get back to 1050.
[+12] u/Ytmman3: BREAKING - US OIL RESERVES HAVE REACHED 40-YEAR LOW
And summer driving season is right around the corner
[+11] u/dabblesest: Damn, 🌽did not rebound last night…
Can anyone do a wellness check on Michael Saylor?
[+11] u/lrzbca: Everyone selling to load up on SpaceX
[+11] u/Yonderbeyonder: congratulations to the graduating class of 2026 (of new bagholders)
[+11] u/dash_trash4255: These smug tech bros really make me angry
[+11] u/miss_L_fire: Crazy how I was mad about my calls being down like 20% so I held overnight now they’re gonna be worthless lol just call me a pig cuz my port getting slaughtered
[+10] u/mmaisumm: Ever since I was little my dream was to be exit liquidity for venture capital.
[+10] u/financiallythriving: The SpaceX IPO shilling is intense
[+10] u/cgonz15: MU always pulls back 20% after previous high its normal, went from
900 to 660 last week and everyone fresked out then it tapped 1,000 😂 stfu and buy the dip and enjoy
[+10] u/SlickyTrader: Can’t wait to go green we’ve all seen this shit before
[+10] u/Snoo-36555: I hate my job and want to die
[+9] u/ZYHUA: BTC back to 2021 levels already.
MU is next
[+9] u/McClintockC: I'm sending Jensen back to Denny's if he doesn't pump that shit 5% today
[+9] u/MoleMan199: Yesterday was the First day of being allowed to day trade on Robinhood in over a year due to PDT restriction being lifted and I lost 99% on my play. Let’s do it again
[+9] u/jackfromDaEast: The economy is very strong guys. We safe🤡
[+8] u/OovionOfficial: Everyone wanted MU at $150. Nobody wants it 10% cheaper.
[+8] u/LuckyD90: Red in the premarket, green by EOD
[+8] u/No-Put2311: It turns out that dip I bought yesterday was today’s top
[+8] u/puts_every_day: 🥭 will dream of having talks and then wake up and tweet about how they are going well 😂😂😂😂
[+8] u/A55BAG: Fucking pride month! 🏳️🌈🐻 attacking my port 😂
Bottom is in for GRND? 🤔
[+8] u/Smart_Influence2966: $MU made me feel rich for a few days 😞
[+8] u/Severe-Selection-256: Dont mind me.. just up early as fk shit posting until I lose money again. So fun..
[+8] u/MetalExpensive4530: Believe it or not we close green again
[+8] u/cgonz15: Today MRVL joins the S&P get in before it goes to $400 after hours and $500 on Monday
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Friday, no PDT rule
This is perfectly setup for me to head into the weekend depressed
[+7] u/ZYHUA: SpaceX will to the moon and back. Emphasis on the “back”
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Bers getting nippy they gonna get destroyed today
[+7] u/Thanatos1221: Let the bodies hit the floor
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Called a bag holder every time MU and SNDK dropped 20-30%. Now I got bags but they’re full of cash
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Guys let the bers have fun in the premarket, they know deep down that this will be a green day
[+7] u/cryptopolymath: Futures are Red so we’re closing Green.
[+7] u/YasJGFeed: FREAK THE FUK OUT WERE TRIPPING CIRCUIT BREAKERS TODAY
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: OPEN THE FUCKIN' CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+7] u/iBoughtYourCar: Been on a family vacation for 5 days now.
My mom just told me not to use the spare bathroom in the AirBnb so we don’t dirty it.
Are you serious bro? We rented the whole house we’re gonna use it
[+7] u/Fun_Corner_2954: please pump MSFT boomers
[+7] u/puts_every_day: US desperately depleting all oil reserves to keep the price below 100 😅😅
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Holy shit its dumping
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Is the NOK hype real ?
[+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Damn META just gives up the pump every time
[+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: you will deserve the fuckinh big red dildo in you ass, you mf
[+6] u/chuddyman: SpaceX? More like SpaceseX am I right ladies??
[+6] u/SignificantRip8239: once sh\*tcoin touches 50s, the crash creating a new generation bagholders is going to be legendary
crypto cuck extinction event incoming
[+6] u/Whodoyousee: Calls on Trump sharding during speech
[+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Raise your hand microsfot bagholders, where are u?
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: How JPM gonna change their price target on TSLA from -60% downside to +14% upside these analysts rating ain’t shit.
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: S&P rebalancing announcement happens today right?
[+6] u/SmoresPies: next week my real life will begin
[+6] u/Yonderbeyonder: Closer to the weekend ✅
Closer to your heart 💟
Closer to the new Iran deal ❌
[+6] u/Met-fan76: Can we please get a peace deal tweet ??
I need oil to drop
Thank you
[+6] u/SignificantRip8239: # as of today, if you'd bought S&P 5 yrs ago you'd be better off than sh*tcoin holders LMAO
[+6] u/Sudden-Ad4307: I want bears to lose today ! 💯
[+6] u/CreatingCreatively: Time to play the forbidden popcorn stock 🍿 will try to be out before it gets diluted again haha
[+6] u/AwarenessRoyal4717: Chats been hating on btc …… inverse these regards
[+6] u/Calm_Imagination6040: OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY!!!!!
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: Dont ask spomgebob why its called the crusty crab
[+5] u/gervs99: Wine is fine but whiskeys quicker
[+5] u/Jemmani22: You thought spy candles were twerking before. Now the PDT rule is gone its gonna be like free steak and eggs at the strip club amount of bounce
[+5] u/callyograndma: They are planning to divide me by 3 at work today
[+5] u/joeroosh: it is gonna be a hot day today and tomorrow. stay hydrated. take care of the dogs. frozen blueberries and banana always a nice treat.
go Knicks.
[+5] u/Harveybirdman123: It stings when I pee.
[+5] u/bosco2110: Only thing that can save me now is a world peace tweet
[+5] u/RegardEngineer: Before the internet, people thought villages only had one regard.
How wrong we were.
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Hope you all got your screenshot of MU being over $1000, wont see that for another 10 years
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Any RDDT fundamentals changed this week?
I think we mainly run up because of S&P500 rebalancing today
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: ok u losers I have my iced coffee in hand
be ready to fuck this market up today
[+5] u/kryptonyk: What are you guys gunna do when you finally get rich!?
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: In these volatile times, the only safe stock: NVIDIA.
NVIDIA & Chill for the summer.
[+5] u/DonCenote: Lemme see . . . Oh those worth zero
[+5] u/BrainMale: I see SpaceX have 15 trillion in revenue by 2030…. Can I be hired as an analyst yet??
[+5] u/McClintockC: Show of hands who is losing everything premarket
[+5] u/ScreenNumerous8182: My stocks should only be green during Pride Month otherwise it’s homophobic
[+5] u/ImJoeontheradio: Today's NVDA setup looks exactly like yesterday. I got a few dollars for some 0 DTEs calls at open. Let's roll the dice and see what happens.
[+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: it's really folks out there that bought SLV at 105 now theyre yelling at each other to 'HODL' 😂😂
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Someone bought a tens of millions in MU calls.
Betting on it going over 1k.
Grow some balls MUtards.
To be clear im not even in this trade but the crying has to stop.
[+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: Holy fuck there’s a paywall for cnbc now. First bbc then cnn, where the fuck do poor people get news now?
[+5] u/aa73gc: That was a feeble attempt to manipulate with old news a couple of hours ago. 2% red day incoming
[+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: NOW can you just have a solid green day?
[+36] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: I'm going to be included in the jobless claims this morning 😔
[+31] u/zg44: "Morgan Stanley projects SpaceX revenue could soar to $3.4 trillion by 2040, helping justify its targeted $1.77 trillion IPO valuation"
These people have no shame. These numbers are so beyond ridiculous that it's insanity all around.
[+21] u/orsomeshitidk: Billionaires shouldn’t exist and you should stop trying to lick their feet cause you’re never gonna be one
[+20] u/hioman01: They are called semi stocks because half of your ports will be gone day by day
[+16] u/IransFissileMaterial: The job numbers will be cooked and everything will be fine. Go away bears.
[+14] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Pump the market orange freak
[+14] u/Axonum: US Unemployment Rate Actual 4.3% (Forecast 4.3%, Previous 4.3%)
US Labor Force Participation Actual 61.8% (Forecast 61.8%, Previous 61.8%)
US Average Workweek Hrs Actual 34.3 (Forecast 34.3, Previous 34.3)
US Average Earnings MoM Actual 0.3% (Forecast 0.3%, Previous 0.2%)
US Private Payrolls Actual 120k (Forecast 89k, Previous 123k)
US Manufacturing Payrolls Actual 7k (Forecast 2k, Previous -2k)
US Government Payrolls Actual 52k (Forecast -, Previous -8k)
US Average Earnings YoY Actual 3.4% (Forecast 3.4%, Previous 3.6%)
[+14] u/SevenForOne: Hezbollah announces plan to IPO
[+13] u/ideletedmyaccount04: >The US economy added 172,000 jobs in May, outperforming market expectations of 85,000 and following an upwardly revised gain of 179,000 in April. The unemployment rate held steady at 4.3%, while average hourly earnings increased by 0.3% mom and 3.4% yoy, both in line with forecasts.
I call shenanigans.
[+13] u/Environmental_Bag778: >sold MU in January
>mu doubles
>bought mu last week
>dumps
I belong here
[+11] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: I love the smell of cooked numbers in the morning. I think they're almost ready.
[+11] u/toydan: US MAY NONFARM PAYROLLS RISE 172K M/M; EST. +85K
US MAY UNEMPLOYMENT RATE 4.3%; EST. 4.3%
US MAY AVERAGE HOURLY EARNINGS RISE 0.3% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US MAY AVERAGE HOURLY EARNINGS RISE 3.4% Y/Y; EST. +3.4%
[+10] u/I_work_too_much: Bowel Status: Liquidated
Port Status: Believe it or not, also liquidated.
[+9] u/derprondo: I’m all for Claude Code, it’s fucking great, but Christ people are starting to use it to write their slack messages and it writes paragraphs of bullshit no one wants to read. For fuck’s sake of you can’t even type a fucking message on your own then just fuck right off. So now I’m going to have to start using AI to summarize these slack messages lmao.
[+9] u/diego_tomato: wow mu hasn't been this low since...last friday
[+9] u/No_Fig_7835: Lately when I feel sad to make me feel better I look at btc charts
[+9] u/PoobliusFlavius: Come get your spacex baggies poors
Papa eLawn put his special sauce just for you in each one
[+9] u/sloanemonroe: There will NEVER EVER be space data centers. Ever. Humans will be long gone before anything like that will happen
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: Cooked numbers incoming in 3 mins
[+9] u/Legendary-Lemon: lmaoooo numbers are fake as hell. They don’t even try to hide it anymore
[+9] u/potato111a: I like some of you... Don't open the funny number app today LMAO 🤌
[+9] u/kaapooj: only low wage sectors are creating jobs
[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: They will pump this bubble more. Too greedy to stop
[+9] u/bulrfuc: # Where are the AVGO and MU cucks LMAO 🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/drankleanonce: you guys ever dream of a friend and catch feelings when you wake up 🤮
[+8] u/NutmegKilla: DRAM is RAMing my ass today
[+8] u/mememan212: god has abandoned AMD, just like he abandoned me
[+8] u/AlmostAsianJim: You morons complaining about chips/memory dumping 5% after it’s up 200%.
[+8] u/roke34442: Maybe I should give up on using fundamentals when considering stocks to invest in and just try to get in early on the latest meme stock regardless of how ridiculous the fundamentals are.
[+8] u/Deep_Pattern7103: RKLB / ASTS the only stocks not down big pre market…
[+8] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Jobs numbers are unironically bullish regardless.
Lower unemployment = see not that bad! (Despite it still being high)
Higher unemployment = Rate cuts sooner probably!
The bubble does not care about data, at all.
[+8] u/Waste-Milk2716: 172k JOBS ADDED FUCK YOUR RATE CUTS LMAOOO
[+8] u/thismarketisregarded: I do think the fear trade is beginning. Bonds? selling off. Stocks? selling off. Oil? selling off. Usually money rotates into something.
When it rotates into cash? big ouch.
[+8] u/Maleficent-Paper4936: 1 like equals 1 push up.
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: this report really exposes how many permabulls there are in here after 10 straight green weeks
[+8] u/lilordeo: did some retards really buy mu over 1000🤣🤣
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: can't wait for the nasty sell off
[+7] u/djvuchet: Help Me,🥭Pump Kenobi. You're My Only Hope.
[+7] u/StrongDongKong: No S&P500 for the musk rat, he must be so mad lmao
[+7] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Hey Jenson,
Mention ASTS as a trillion dollar company and I’ll give you a leather jacket for your dong.
[+7] u/elpresidentedeljunta: London housing market apparently is collapsing. Brexit really got them going, didn´t it...
[+7] u/LeDucky: Trillion is the new billion.
[+7] u/fredditf: Saylor is getting ready to roll it forward
[+7] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: remember last time mu was down on friday then went up 20% on monday?
[+7] u/Eddyrancid: "Okay, okay thats not good, what about my other position?
...oh...oh no...well what about...all of them?"
[+7] u/lawschoolthrowaway36: I’ve been wrong before, but imo pre market sell off now is when to buy. Semis, robotics, defense stocks will be green after open
[+7] u/sylphvanas: Bulls eating bear cock today
[+7] u/riteofpass: Please let space stocks rip today
[+7] u/wowthisislong: RIP semiconductor industry, we will see you in valhalla
[+7] u/shinigami_2245: We might be cooked chat
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: One hundred dollar YOLOs are just as good as one million dollar YOLOs
Don't gatekeep the YOLO!!!
[+7] u/peanut-britle-latte: MRVL IV is literally insane
[+7] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: LULU doing the downward dog.
[+7] u/fredditf: Average Hourly Earnings (MoM) (May) 0.3% vs 0.3% EST
Nonfarm Payrolls (May) 172K vs 85K EST
Unemployment Rate (May) 4.3% vs 4.3% EST
[+7] u/AdOk3638: “Wallstreet beginning to believe 🥭 cant open the Strait”. LMAO 🤌 you don’t say! PAMP IT!
[+7] u/Complex-Video-2202: Mango manipulate in false direction, making rate cuts impossible
[+7] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Keep calm and say goodbye to your portfolio
[+7] u/isukforfree: Its over for crypto bros. This is great
[+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Everyone happy that only healthcare is adding jobs
[+7] u/necarpenter417: MU giveth and MU taketh
[+7] u/AdOk3638: Chat too bearish, calls it is. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/twat_muncher: Just buy calls at open, nothing changed lmao
[+7] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: \>"Jobs report smashes expectations "
\>sell
obvious trap, we are going huge green shrek by open
[+7] u/tldamico: WSB extremely bearish. You know what to do.
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Calls at open first ten minutes. Then switch to puts for a the giga rug.
After about a $4 drop in minutes that has the sub in full blown panic the MMs have their laugh of the day, slow yet sustained V upwards but never green all day. The disgusting theta burning type of chart movement.
That’s the script for the day
[+7] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Corn dying the world is healing
[+6] u/heikici: Remember yesterday? Buy your SPY 0DTE calls at open and $$$$.
[+6] u/trsx5: Imagine thinking a flash drive company is worth a trillion dollars lmao
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Who does number two work for?!😡
[+6] u/Knarre30: Oil being down in the current situation has to be one of the biggest manipulations ever
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: For gods sake man. You're obese.
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: Tbh I think SPCX will print on the 12th, will prolly drop later but 1st day is instant money.
[+6] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Dear Jesus,
Please run up ASTS through the SPCX launch. Like, really fucking move it. I don’t want to suck dick behind the Wendy’s.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Amen,
Foremole
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Sk Hynix US market inclusion will be big
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: MU I need you at 1050 today 😡
[+6] u/i_try_all_day: HOOD is going to the moon with all these IPO’s and PDT removal
[+6] u/cripky: What’s with all the indiscriminate selling. This goes against my human rights
[+6] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: i was up yesterday but cus they removed pdt i went back to red
[+6] u/thismarketisregarded: Wendy's must've hired some of you guys during the metaverse mania because it has gone straight down since then lol
[+6] u/milodino12: Ok what did the south korean degens do this time
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: MU puts today are the play. I am gonna be a memory ber now. Money made on the way up, money on the way down
[+6] u/Axonum: JOB NUMBERS ARE COOKED!
[+6] u/Any_Life_6178: 🧑🍳Freshly👨🍳Cooked👩🍳Gov’t Numbers
[+6] u/knoqd_: Why do you regards even have jobs? Quit so the market can go up
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: Jobs added fake as hell.
Somehow allll these jobs added and last time revised UP - and yet unemployment doesnt go down and wages dont go up despite the strong demand for workers
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Did Ameripoors run out of money? Wtf is this shit?
[+6] u/skin_flute_player: If you ain’t buying MU 1000c you ain’t black.
[+6] u/m2thebeee: Fuck the shit stock fuck you all! I’m buying 0DTE calls today fuck you
[+6] u/Happy_Fly_7691: All the bears had to get jobs.
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Who are the regards selling cmon this is good news
[+6] u/Haikoe: Yeah you can forget those rate cuts
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Nothing makes BTC go up but everything makes it go down 😤
[+6] u/silverbulls8: Lol today will be a huge sell-off won't it?
[+6] u/Candid_Payment_4094: If you delete your app, the red doesn't count right? RIGHT?
[+6] u/__nameless____: And don't forget that all these fuckeries are self-imposed by the great supreme leader LMAO MURICANS 🤌🏻
[+6] u/dune2350: I, a micron options owner, am punching air right now.
[+6] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: Jerbs. Ployment rate
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: I don’t get Burry’s Lulu angle, none of the milfs in my yoga class wear them.
[+6] u/_Clit-Commander_: So basically jobs data was a nothing burger?
[+6] u/Emotional_Shape925: Jobs numbers are cooked anyway. No one cares
[+6] u/chainerection: MU 1100c 0dte decimated
[+6] u/DoughnutCharming8066: Another day, another MSFT pre market fake pump
[+6] u/OkayKarmaGuy: Robinhood AI trading is enabled for me. Time to blow up an account
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: MU shook me tf out last Friday, would they do it again?
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: The six figures: $000,069.42
[+5] u/Appropriate_Cat7722: Classic over exaggerated sell off
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: Idk, boys, maybe these valuations aren't sustainable 😳
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: MU has gotta be the move right now
[+5] u/Haikoe: DONT buy mu again before 800
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: JOBS NUMBERS LEAKED; 4.6% UNEMPLOYMENT. BERS ON PARADE!
[+5] u/Axonum: MARKETS RED?? TIME FOR AXIOS TO PUMP IT!!!
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: Turns out, semiconductors are cyclical 😩
[+5] u/BigSeth: Today is gonna be either ATH or the next Black Friday
[+5] u/TheIncredibleHodl: I may suck at trading, but I just ran 2 miles while you babies were sleeping. AMA
[+5] u/Dapper_Tiger_6295: We need DRAM back to the 50s so I can get in
[+5] u/Turd_burglar76: Korea shitting and pissing all over the US and AI overnight. Worthless calls holders identify yourselves.
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: This market is a Katy Perry song.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Going to cash and going to sleep like a baby all weekend. Enough of this shit
[+5] u/zg44: Dow Jones/S&P are the only ones with principles in this whole SpaceX situation, sticking to their guns on waiting 12 months for prices to settle and for companies to prove staying power before joining S&P 500. S&P will probably get SpaceX at a better price at inclusion than Nasdaq 100 which is going to get the pumped up IPO price.
[+5] u/serendipityallday: Orange man better start naming tickers
[+5] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: imagine mu does another 20% on monday
[+5] u/met_art: SPCX not making to S&P500 anytime soon - puts on SPCX?
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: If we’re so concerned about AI just burn down data centers. Then they can only harvest humans for energy.
[+5] u/AuraCollecter: Pump and dump at Open
[+5] u/kemar7856: Who gave the gays an entire month 🧐
[+5] u/Swaggerpro: I’ll do everyone a favor and put as many extra fries in the bag as I can. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+5] u/OftenOlives: With oil at $160 how will I put the fries in the bag? They will be cold 🥶
[+5] u/Stealthless: Just woke up from Morning Wood 😮💨
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: High unemployment = higher number of regards gambling in the market = bullish for stocks
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: Apparently if SpaceX market cap was a country it would be just behind South Korea and just in front of Turkey for GDP. Lol, lmao even.
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Imagine losing money in this stock market🤣🤣🤣🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Don’t forget, First 3-4 moves are fake.
[+5] u/tldamico: Baked to perfection.
[+5] u/Skylake1987: you're telling me unemployment went DOWN?! And we are to believe that?
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Wendy’s responsible for most of those jobs
[+5] u/Careless-Ad-2400: it fucking over, sell everything
[+5] u/UnivalveX: market prime for rate hikes. but Warsh is one of mango's many puppets. will be interesting to see this one play out
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: ECONOMY IS HEALTHY WE SHOULD PAMP IT
[+5] u/hamsupchoi: MU can u fucking stop ???? At least go back to $1,000 pls omfg
[+5] u/0DTEKing: Job data= no rate cut, it’s bloodbath day
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: LOL The numbers blew it out of the park again. Higher we go
[+5] u/FuckedUpImagery: Why do people think there was ever gonna be a rate cut with inflation this high lmfao
[+5] u/Nic12312: 9 week winning streak and bear acting like they just won.. Clearly a lot higher to go.
[+5] u/NonsensicalWorries: Still gonna buy calls at open tho
[+5] u/calvin_tam: Pick up that phone, someone by the name of Margin is calling
[+5] u/Ashamed-Reaction-548: 52,000 were government jobs. So much for shrinking the public sector.
[+5] u/hioman01: Need 5 OpenAI deals and 10 world peace tweets to save my ass
[+5] u/potentialPast: i only like positive volatility
[+5] u/ryu311: i blame all this on avgo. broads, amirite?
[+5] u/hmack87: Futes not reacting to jobs report - it’s over
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Jobs report smashes expectations, doomers in shambles. can't wait for the pump once market opens.
[+5] u/Techmonk1234: save me QQQ, you are my only hope
[+5] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Buying mrvl and mu today
[+5] u/emr1028: I'm about to go for an 8 hour hike, btc has better be under 55k when I get back.
[+5] u/Haikoe: The diddler will tweet soon
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: Bought the AVGO dip and now I’m fuked.
[+5] u/Anadyne: I need to come up with $2k so I can lose it on this IPO!!!
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: And then JP Morgan raises its Tesla target right before spaceX ipo huhhhh
[+5] u/mailchauvinist: Yall know this is ending green today
[+28] u/ddrsdght: I’m starting to remember the Epstein files
[+22] u/wildcat1055: Panic selling is the best kind of selling
[+21] u/CultureForsaken3762: Cramer just now on CNBC: “I’d buy semiconductor stocks here”
Good luck.
[+18] u/zeebee098: My mood entirely depends on how my positions are doing
[+18] u/peterpeer9: why does $2500 on the way up feel like nothing but $2500 on the way down feels like a huge fucking mistake
[+16] u/Cockballzz: https://preview.redd.it/k0vihntgxg5h1.png?width=1604&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce783803df5b3cd1e19033b39b6a7c73878c4918
[+15] u/fattywannapatty: I Fkin hate working and waking up each day to work and just day dream about being rich off stocks it’s and endless looop of depression
[+14] u/BeginnersDuck777: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! I’M RUINED!!!!!
[+14] u/Urinal_Zyn: SEC please help. My nephew bought AVGO calls on my account as a prank and I would like a refund at the original price, please.
[+13] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Have we tried unplugging the stock market and plugging it back in?
[+12] u/lschoch2: Who else feels dumb for not selling and thinking yesterday was the dip
[+11] u/plumpypenguin: open the casino already, I need to lose money
[+11] u/31andnotdone: 🌽 gonna lose 60k today 🫦
[+11] u/ProudPeak3570: why are bers acting like they're not gonna get green candles shoved up their ass like the 100 other times its red premarket
[+11] u/Samjabr: Buy calls at open or Buy calls 30 minutes after open.
Tough decisions.
[+10] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: This shit pumping green, what're we even talking about here?
[+10] u/Visua1Mod: Calls on repo men and food pantries?
[+10] u/johndaly88: In 8 minutes I will make a terrible trade against my better judgement
[+10] u/Shelland1234: Lots of Jobs is somehow bad for the economy…
[+10] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Weeks for the gains, 3 days to lose it all
[+10] u/Trashpanda7193: I think this is gonna bottom then just trade sideways for 6 months
[+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: 3 days wipe out half of my port lol
[+10] u/Life-Trade-6514: Donald Trump if you can hear me Donald Trump please save me Donald Trump
[+10] u/Friendly-Promise347: First hour sell off and then we going up
[+9] u/SevereRule5718: Easy calls at open. I’ve seen this movie before
[+9] u/Fun_Training6342: SELL EVERYTHING. ITS OVER. BEARS HAVE TAKEN OVER. TECH BUBBLE HAS POPPED ITS NOT 1995 BUT 1999 RIGHT NOW!! GET OUT WHILE U CAN! 🐻
[+9] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: https://preview.redd.it/zqcmr6ndrg5h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=47a0ffcd246029ec0f8793023baf56f8638d9f0c
[+9] u/DrElkSnout: The truth is that I've been bleeding for months in spite of ATHs for SPY. My low P/E fundamentals based holdings that should technically be doing well are getting raped while people are getting rich chasing meme stocks. It feels amazing to sit there and watch. I for one, wish this experience to be shared with everyone. It is so much fun.
[+9] u/Ble_h: It’s over. Freak the fuck out and sell everything again.
[+9] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: I was leveraged to the tits and now my tits have fallen off
[+9] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: CLOSE THE FUCKING CASINO
[+9] u/Same_Statement6974: https://preview.redd.it/fj186ka9yg5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af8a82e0f9b6ddc45bed9dc5c86dd761652034b
[+8] u/onerandomcomputerguy: I have lost 40% of this year's gains in 3 days and I don't even do 0DTEs or leveraged ETFs
[+8] u/OrangMiskin: Crypto is falling, the world is healing.
[+8] u/likeabosstroll: About to get a lot of Robin Hood notifications at open, and not good ones
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: DRAM? More like Damn
[+8] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Need 🥭 to say something to pump market
[+8] u/natebro142: Keep the casino closed
[+8] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Remember the first 10 moves after open are fake
[+8] u/tocinoman: My shit is fucked lmao
[+8] u/Rez-_-: Yeah keep dumping until you hit my max loss limit and then you can go up you stupid fucking whore
[+8] u/TheYearGuesser: I always forget pre market is fake and gay
[+8] u/schwalbatros: Don‘t mess with me, I own hundreds of monies
[+8] u/razeusv2: Good morning Regards. Another day surviving Nasdaqistan. LFG!
[+8] u/Least-Pumpkin-909: My space calls got cooked luckily it was money I could wipe my ass with
[+8] u/Avenge_Willem_Dafoe: BY GOD MY PORT HASNT BEEN THIS LOW SINCE
11:00 AM yesterday
[+8] u/ChristianM97: When everyone is fearful be fearful too and panic sell everything
[+8] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Fuck Broadcom you stupid pos company
[+8] u/your-friend-green: https://preview.redd.it/fclgi2odwg5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfcfa4d5dff68f7ff51117de9b486989fb950b32
[+8] u/jerm2z: Job numbers are good so this is bad for the market because companies have to pay these fucks instead of robots, which are free.
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: SPY is acting as if 🥭 said "Death to AmeriKKKa"
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: 🥭 is truly liberating american companies from their revenue, customer base and industrial assets.
[+8] u/YTLupo: https://preview.redd.it/to0ze4xeyg5h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d70eebe0c1e9c8534f7003faa329358ca8aae9b
[+8] u/Independent-Craft-46: All my YTD gains wiped out in the last 2 days. Fuck this
[+8] u/imahohohoho: Oil is down on news of ceasefire off? wtf is happening with this market?
[+8] u/Quixotus: >[WSJ - Anthropic urges for a global pause in AI development](https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anthropic-urges-global-pause-in-ai-development-flags-self-improvement-risk-99cefb73)
Translation: everyone slow the fuck down so that we can stay ahead
[+8] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Cramer, shut the fuck up about poor people and pump space stocks
[+7] u/Jerikolol: Delist gold, its over
[+7] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: The war is over now the US
Government is pulling out all the fake
Money it pumped in
[+7] u/DrElkSnout: SPY is gonna be a fuckin' little bitch today, isn't it?
[+7] u/big-baller-47: UNACCEPTABLE FROM MU! I NEED YALL TO PAMP TO 2000 RIGHT NOW 😠
[+7] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+7] u/Skilledthunder: You guys have never heard of the Fourier-Transform Discrete Volatility Arbitrage via Asymmetric Gamma-Scalping, and it shows
[+7] u/Rez-_-: Yeah that’s right give me deep bear market correction sell the rips when in an uptrend when I’m long but climb nonsensically whenever I’m short and never pull back got it
[+7] u/grubernack276: If I were a betting man I’d bet on my account going to zero. Ironically that would be the only trade I win.
[+7] u/Accomplished-Ad9312: Bool r exit liquidity
[+7] u/Horror_Yam_9078: SPY doing a little token selling before the rally to $1000 next week.
[+7] u/likamuka: HASSETT: FED HAS BEEN BEHIND THE CURVE, PLENTY OF ROOM FOR CUT AND TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE
[+7] u/SerialStrategist: It's official, chips are dead and the bubble is bursting.
[+7] u/Independent-Egg9086: Dip buyers assemble!
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: SpaceX IPO prospectus outlining "Identify and create new trillion-dollar market opportunities" is the most clown shit imaginable lmao
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Believe it or not: IT’S FUCKING CALL
[+7] u/Cpryus: so is it not like super obvious the market is gonna pump at open till lunch
[+7] u/Independent-Egg9086: The V will commence shortly all aboard.
[+7] u/Vikkio92: I love losing sickening amounts of money before the market even opens
[+7] u/EntrepreneurOne437: MU is gonna go nuke if they made a deal
[+7] u/euphoricmoonberry: It’s ok. Just free fall I guess. Not like I wanted the money anyways
[+7] u/Normal-Phase-1252: Bought MU at 957, not sure what to do now
[+7] u/IndividualNo7155: Just put the fries in my ass bro
[+7] u/JMP23_: Everyone knows the first half hour is fake. V incoming.
[+7] u/MrIntuition: why so red what was the news
[+7] u/killerbeeswaxkill: From being up 100% to down 40% BEAUTIFUL
[+7] u/captain_casino: Believe it or not, V
[+7] u/cultoftheclave: daytarding is too a real job
[+7] u/patricktu1258: Today’s move is delete app and cry
[+7] u/hopewellroad: Don’t get too greedy bears. Stocks down = 🥭 tweets that talks are going well
[+7] u/JMP23_: Who else just became long term investors?
[+7] u/CMDR_Shepard96: If you don't buy SPY calls now you hate money.
[+7] u/Kowan: Hi how are my calls doing today
[+7] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: The worst thing about this would be selling only for this shit to go back up on Monday.
[+7] u/Fit_Service8662: Guessing peace talks not going well
[+6] u/-0x00000000: Fuck this guy Bollinger, and his band
[+6] u/Midnite_07: All RED pre-market... Best of luck...
[+6] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Thinking about playing 0dte spy calls
[+6] u/Kattilaeikka: Stock markets are so funny. Surprisingly good news in real economy -> Stock markets: Fuck you, I'm jumping off a cliff
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Raise your hand if you bought MU at the tippy top, ik youre in here with us, show yourself.
[+6] u/DrElkSnout: Silver and gold shitting the bed...
[+6] u/hv876: 172k jobs. I have 5 ~~bots~~ new hires working for me
[+6] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Let’s just not open the casino today. Everyone go back to sleep or work. We can reconvene Monday. Cheers
[+6] u/Bizonistic: Buying the dip on MU, fuck this shit market
[+6] u/palindromic: Too many people went up to Peter Thiel on the street and asked him mean questions about using ai to genocide babies so he moved to Argentina.. where he won’t be able to understand those people on the street. Unless they speak German, but then they’d probably be praising him.
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Oil down, 🌽 down, stocks down
[+6] u/putsonyourbrain: 2% day, stop thinking logically, yall do this every morning
[+6] u/North-Collection6304: has it ever been more over?
[+6] u/onDetop: if unh can break 404 (52-week high), we can teleport to 420
[+6] u/xanax_chair: We thinking SPY calls or puts today?
[+6] u/SilverVikingTT: Iran says it fired warning missiles and drones at US warships in Gulf of Oman
Iran’s navy says it fired warning missiles and drones at US warships in the Gulf of Oman, accusing the US Navy of harassing maritime traffic and seizing commercial vessels and oil tankers, Iranian state media reported.
Earlier, the US Indo-Pacific Command said US forces had intercepted the sanctioned stateless vessel M/T Davina in the Indian Ocean overnight.
“We will continue global maritime enforcement to disrupt illicit networks and interdict vessels providing material support to Iran, wherever they operate,” it said in a post on X.
[+6] u/QueenAlicat: I lose money every day but at least I don’t have options rn
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: I'm up 32% over 5 years. I'd highly recommend cramer's stock picks cnbc club
[+6] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Hassett's prostitutes must be next level
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: "ItS oNLy tHe 3rD iNninG tHo?"
[+6] u/6ft3Gujju: I want MU back. Fuck you!!
[+6] u/Character_Set3454: Whenever I'm down I always make sure to double down on the highest risk, but farthest out of the money position that is losing the fastest.
Because surely it will just turn around.
Right guys?
[+6] u/SteakEater137: USO at 138% short interest goes to show the intensity that theyre shorting it to keep it down. When this eventually becomes unsustainable the rebound should be insane lol
[+6] u/CryptoTAGod: final warning: there is NO (0) (zilch) support for MU until it hits the 750 range
[+6] u/Extreme_Marketing865: You win bears. Great, Well done, happy for you.
[+6] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Stupid job market too healthy for rate cuts which were not priced in for this year anyway.
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: every single stock i own is red
i feel like october-match again ❤️
[+6] u/cannythecat: Believe in the V that believes in you and me
[+6] u/moonlanding12223: MU resting before the charge to 1500
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: buying the dip, buying the dippety dippety dip
[+6] u/Gold_Stand_9596: Be careful guys the idiots that caused the 2008 crash are 18 this year
[+6] u/b1gb0n312: It's got to go back up. Stock market always goes back up.
[+6] u/unethicalfriendamcas: Who the FUCK told me to buy coal calls
[+6] u/egauifan: We are at levels seen 1 week ago and people acting like they've lost their entire portfolio
[+6] u/JodyJags: Mother of god. My calls are cooked
[+6] u/No-Arrival4181: Literally bought the peak of service now 🤦♂️
[+6] u/Brawmethius: Guys what dont you get.
People need to lose their jobs, so we make it cheap to borrow money, so we can build out data centers.
Its like econ 101, get rid of core goods and services in favor of non profit generating CAPEX. Like literally day 1.
Duhhhhhh
[+6] u/mousepop321: First 30 min doesn’t count
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: Wall Street HATES us
[+6] u/IllustriousTear1315: i don't even care if i profit anymore. please go up to my entry price and i will exit.
[+6] u/Nemo-pluribus-unum: Paper gains on fire rn. Lol
[+6] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: welcome to the market pdt traders
[+6] u/pajaemainroad: Priming for the greatest V of all time
[+6] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: jesus take the wheel
[+6] u/PrestigiousDealer399: Is MU going sub 900 today?
[+6] u/IllustriousTear1315: today is not a v day. it's more of an avalanche kind of day
[+5] u/ukweeve: Cashed out to go on vacation for 8 days and I’m back today to see I missed a full boom and bust cycle. FFS people slow the fxck down I’m old and can’t keep up.
[+5] u/moorhound: PDT rule change + AI trading is going to inevitably lead to poor man HFT algos, and it's gonna fuck up everything royally
[+5] u/tiny_toof: what is the next thing after memory like please let me know so I can buy at $30 not $1000
[+5] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Start of a gey ber market. 🩸🩸
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: It’s Joever, sell your car, sell your house, take out high interest personal loans. All in on Puts
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[+17] u/NiceOwner: That V on semiconductors and chips is gonna be glorious
[+16] u/proloufic: HOW COULD THE MARKET DO THIS WE'RE BARELY UP 20% FROM THE MARCH LOWS
[+16] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: It is absolutely astonishing how about 10 times in a row I have made the wrong move
[+16] u/Majick1216: Market down 1%. Me down 50%
[+13] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Red days are way more fun. I love the panic.
[+12] u/itsnotshade: 30 min before the reversal. Bears better lock in gains or be wiped out.
We may even get a peace deal rumor
[+12] u/Fine_Ice_3451: My wife is gonna kill me
[+12] u/BeepBoopDep: Mango's recent post shows his watching the dump, the taco of all tacos to pump is coming.
[+11] u/Original-Ad-3350: Hamas IPO on same day as SpaceX
[+11] u/UsernameTaken_123: Piece of shit AVGO crashed the entire market.
[+11] u/MaoPam: "Growth does not mean inflation!"
That he felt like he had to say this at all surely doesn't mean anything.
[+11] u/VTI4LYFE69: in 2000, @saylor was the laughing stock of wall street after losing $6B of investors money.
but he didn’t quit.
he spent the next 26 years of his life retard maxxing and found a new way to run it back and achieve an even bigger loss of investors money.
inspirational 💯
[+10] u/Separate_Fold5168: What is this, a dump for...
# FUCKING GORILLAS?
[+10] u/proloufic: finally, some rotation into gourds
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Pretty sure this is my biggest intraday loss since tariffs just holding shares. Jesus Christ.
[+10] u/Foreign_Ostrich: Thought DRAM was going to save me. Now I’m paying it child support
[+10] u/Yottahz: It would be worth losing all my money and living in a van down by the river just to see Bitcoin crash to zero.
[+10] u/FrostingOk2692: No idea why stocks are down today but I also don't really know why they go up most of the time so that's okay
[+10] u/BoomerSharkBoy: https://preview.redd.it/1gmkczc29h5h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6ba4e5e92df7c8397e7ad1c1dfbedfc5cc1107
Fucking fat ass still have mood to play golf
[+10] u/ercanbas: Hey guys just woke up from a coma. How are my MU $1100 calls doing?
[+9] u/HowardHughes529: I fear that removing the PDT restriction is just going to cause infinite rug pulls around popular expiration days. Has anybody else thought that?
[+9] u/ryan1826: All gains vanished for the year this week 😂
[+9] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Definitely interesting how THIS many people are selling literally almost every stock…
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Ah, slept so good and slept in. How are my memory stocks and calls doing this fine morning?
[+9] u/grandfatherdog: I was rich on Tuesday
[+9] u/joshBigHockey: Guys how do i turn 0k back into 20k
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: It’s almost impressive how me being bullish can straight up tank the US economy
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: What a fucking bloodbath lmao
[+9] u/vinojpm: Who else is eating sleep for dinner this weekend
[+9] u/crazyfool319: It's funny how once every 2 weeks the market is deep red and scared about "rate hikes!!!!!!!" then the next day $MU is up 30% like nothing happened
[+9] u/le_pedal: Congrats to today's newly appointed bag holders
[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: So we have the president of the US actively day trading and not even trying to hide it. Crazy shit
[+9] u/TreGet234: With a great Jobs Report, like just announced, stocks should go up, not down. That’s the way it was for 200 years. Growth does not mean inflation! How else can a Country attain GREATNESS??? President DJT
This reads worse than the average comment here.
[+9] u/Coogiez: gang i declare BANKRUPCYYYYYYYYYY
[+9] u/ebitdasga: That tweet makes me think 🌮is on RH all day long trading stocks
[+9] u/VTI4LYFE69: Michael Saylor going to prison for fraud
[+9] u/Regarded-Mastodon: Funny how? Funny like a clown?
[+8] u/Difficult-Ask2278: Whenever there’s a sell off across the market I just take a deep breath and buy safe stocks like fake meat and Snapchat
[+8] u/king_of_all_retards: Bought some calls
Need to pay rent
[+8] u/wafflepiezz: I’M NOT FUCKING SELLING FUCK YOU MMs
[+8] u/BFox1982: Drop some tickers, Orange Man! Specifically GOOG, MU, and DRAM. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Why are we dumping 😭
[+8] u/Most-Cloud: crazy how the bulls on this sub are always 3 bad days from complete economic ruin after 6 years of the most ridiculous bull run in history
[+8] u/-eShTuPiD: both market and oil is down. how
[+8] u/solidsneeze: everybody got their puts? ok now make them pay for it 🖤
[+8] u/EarthsYawner: AVGO ruined my life this week
[+8] u/PickleRickleTV: 🙏🏼 God please hard V and bring us back to open and I promise I will not day trade again 🙏🏼
[+8] u/slytythesneakyguy: Delete the Robinhood app. Don’t answer your phone. Definitely don’t answer your door. Nobody’s gonna arrest you for mismanaging an app on your phone. Stop worrying about it. Go for a hike. You’ll be fine. Everything is fine.
[+8] u/Altruistic-Pin6282: Fake V abort I repeat abort
[+8] u/Beagle001: I think the timing of canceling PDT could have been a little better.
[+8] u/politicalinvestor: Trump pumping market lol
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: People are seeing a V
I'm seeing a \\
Where is the / part?
[+8] u/Spicyboi981: +70% to -20 in 3 mins thanks 🥭
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: 🥭 tweeting and complaining why the market is falling this morning after NFP is hilarious af
Bro truly is a regard just like us
[+8] u/Independent-Young909: Trump baited me what the fuck man
[+8] u/sftheory: just bought some waaaaaaaaay out the $ 0dte calls and am going outside until I get a notification that they are ITM
[+7] u/xzbobzx: it's so good that every time I try being a bull the market immediately shits the bed
[+7] u/early-retirement-plz: I hope you’re happy hock tan.
[+7] u/NotAFridge: I had so much more money on Monday
[+7] u/ferrx: THE SPY IS FALLING THE SPY IS FALLING
[+7] u/da-pkitty: Semis built half you people and now you turn your back. You’ve abandoned your child.
[+7] u/Feisty-Payment9614: If you buy 0dte QQQ calls here you will get rich
[+7] u/Kyrptix: God damm. I'm losing like 1% every 3 min. And it's all stock driving the loss
[+7] u/ts2fe: CLOSE THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+7] u/DCrebuilds: Wow I love daytrading
[+7] u/teeroy96: My bad guys I bought calls yesterday
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I blew up my fuckin account I’m so done with this shit man see you regards never again
[+7] u/catlady1215: My dad said don’t worry it’s just down because everyone is on vacation ☠️
[+7] u/ToolFanBoy: Time to switch to blow and 20 leg parlays
[+7] u/12stolmylicenseplate: I wonder how many margin calls have happened so far this morning.
[+7] u/widerdog: dont buy anything today, just close your terminal and enjoy weekend
[+7] u/Original-Ad-3350: OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT YOU RETARDS
[+7] u/KarlLachsfeld: Oil plunging in solidarity.
[+7] u/Koki4kok: Fake V dont go bois (I went)
[+7] u/rdblaw: If you feel like a retard today just remember people gave Saylor money to buy BTC for them instead of just buying it themselves
[+7] u/E39_CBX: I FUCKING HATE YOU BROADCOM
[+7] u/Original-Ad-3350: Yes some of us wanted a dip. Now we want the dip to fuck off. Capiche?
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Mango you better wake your ass up and pump the stonks or get impeached.
[+7] u/OverallObligation271: AVGO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE ~~FORCE~~ PORTFOLIO, NOT LEAVE IT IN RED
[+7] u/itsnotshade: Congrats all dip buyers, again
[+7] u/stonetrade: Sold every share I own of everything to go all in on options. This will go well.
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: How did everyone know to sell everything at the exact same time?…
[+7] u/No-Plankton9514: IM FINANCIALLY AND EMOTIONALLY RUINED
[+7] u/Namtabmal: V CANCELLED GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES PEOPLE
[+7] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Fuck I am a NOW bag holder.
[+7] u/NakedPatrick: Rest in peace my port’y she was hit by a bazooka ☹️
[+7] u/Burtonwurton: Yo I fucking hate MSFT so much. It is not even funny how much I hate MSFT.
[+7] u/ohnoesthisisit: liquidity getting slurped into cash so it can go straight to musk next week.
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Trump post: With a great Jobs Report, like just announced, stocks should go up, not down. That’s the way it was for 200 years. Growth does not mean inflation! How else can a Country attain GREATNESS??? President DJT
[+7] u/ChipmunkOrganic1237: just sold my spy calls for a loss and switching to puts. if you know you know
[+7] u/br0botic: Two red days in a row and Trump is back to commanding the market to go up lmao
[+7] u/tacardidm: It’s Friday, 🥭’s eyes are CONFIRMED to be on the market, his hands are ON the keyboard, and you’re bearish? 0DTE 🤯
[+7] u/Snowman33001: I don’t even care about money.
I was just pretending to care.
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: 🥭 has spoken, stocks should go up
pamp eet
[+7] u/E39_CBX: THIS SELLOFF ON AVGO IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: STOP SELLING YOU FUCKS
[+7] u/Madsen13140: You know it's coming, ber. The V.
[+7] u/Castopliani: Be retarded when others are smart and retarded when others are retarded
[+6] u/the_monday_marksman: The selling will continue until morale improves
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: Down -$20k on my $NOK July calls gg
[+6] u/jijitalk: If you didn’t buy calls, you’re regarded.
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Down $40,000 the last 2 days. I’m holding everything because I know the MOMENT I sell everything would reverse to the moon
[+6] u/CoverThat7433: Omg, I can't watch it anymore. Someone call the Police
[+6] u/ddropthesoap: Cuba this weekend isn't it.
[+6] u/SmoothOperator423: People cry they want a pullback until there is a pullback
[+6] u/Ok_Cabinet_6914: Burry fapping so hard today
[+6] u/Independent-Young909: The V has arrived ladies and gentleman
[+6] u/AccordingBee5821: Best not to open my brokerage app today
[+6] u/FGoobs: I just love how everyone in here just kinda assumes the job numbers are cooked. They literally have not made sense since the fall of last year.
Revision down for 2026 is going to be, like, 3 million atp lol
[+6] u/OrganicSong2660: If you’re not buying this dip wtf are you doing
[+6] u/can4byss: Wait I thought you were all trading geniuses ?
[+6] u/lamechud: Who tf is Saylor going to sell to, himself?🤣
[+6] u/ApprehensiveFile42: So much doom here, i think it's a bottom indicator
[+6] u/No_Finding_9054: I know hella ppl got washed the last 2 days. Hella top buyers in this mf.
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Anyone remember when Nasdaq fell 12% in a day?
[+6] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Today's summary - GUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[+6] u/cheatlkeachamp: Levels not seen since Monday
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: "buy the dip!" WITH WHAT MONEY BRO??!
[+6] u/WhaleSmacker17: "Stocks should go up, not down" -Trump
[+6] u/Medium_Proof7304: Down 28%
Alexa, play my heart will go on by Celine Dion
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: # Lehman upgrades Marvell stock rating on valuation opportunity
[+6] u/ItInProg: weakest pump from a trump tweet ever... is this the start of bear market?
[+6] u/Valueism: It’s so unbelievable how no matter what I buy, calls or puts, $SPY will always move the opposite way immediately
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I'm starting to think Trump spends time on WSB.
[+6] u/kader91: Can somebody explain what happened today? I’ve just opened the app and I got flashbanged red lol
[+6] u/SunnyMikkle: You can tell Mango is annoyed that he can’t TACO like usual due to Korea shitting the bed
[+6] u/Castopliani: RDDT users are retarded -> AI becomes more retarded from ingesting RDDT data -> RDDT users become more retarded from using the AI -> AI becomes more retarded from ingesting RDDT data
[+6] u/ohnoesthisisit: next week my real life will begin
[+6] u/Meeting_Ok2: QQQ $740 CALLS EXPIRING MON
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Quick shake out at open then huge ber trap 🐥
[+6] u/Livid_Engineering_30: It’s Friday that means the war in Iran ended again
[+6] u/BeaverSack: Holy shit 🌽 bout to dip into the 50k’s
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: The amount of copium in the BTC sub is hilarious 😄
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: sorry guys i tried to warn you but i got downvoted lol
[+6] u/Frandaero: Bers be feasting today
[+6] u/Billsobear: Can’t believe you bols fell for that lol
[+6] u/jcamp028: Kicking myself for not owning any real companies
[+6] u/ScytherDOTA: these fake V's are depressing
[+6] u/NewAccount428412: If i stayed cash gang this week I would have like double my money
[+6] u/mebumboclot67: Mango tweet not saving the market this time. Might be over chat
[+6] u/Not_Made_by_Design: 2 miles? Didn’t realize this was the special Olympics
[+5] u/Confident_Lab_2135: wtf gold. Am I exit liquidity?🤣
[+5] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Cramer said we need a rate hike
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Now just smelling coffee makes me have to shit 🤷🏻♂️
[+5] u/marrful: perfect morning to take adderall and trade 0dte calls
[+5] u/eoiioe: Pod racing is about to start, everyone better have their positions ready and see them go -80% in the first 5 mins
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i dont care ber is still fuk
[+5] u/Sow_40: yep we really needed this -10% correction good that its finally here.
[+5] u/RJ5R: "Open the Strait you crazy bastards"
(Day #97)
[+5] u/isolated-cat: wtf NVDA wants to go down even more??
[+5] u/thai_sticky: John Bolton spoke at my graduation ceremony in 2008 and now he's getting arrested. Strange days indeed.
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Saylor fleeing the country right now
[+5] u/crywhenugetolder: Timing this V is crucial for today
[+5] u/Ok-Cut-6064: Bought calls. Get out while you can boys it’s gonna get nasty from here.
[+5] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Anybody want a blowjob for one dollar?
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Fuck it
MU calls at close
[+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Calling it now, AVGO green day
[+5] u/depression_oniichan: Buy more options for a chance to be even richer of course
[+5] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Market open is going to wild.
[+5] u/Junkingfool: So gonna dump at open!!
[+5] u/Beneficial_Spot_4661: Port is gonna tank at open. Time to double down
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: I love when MSFT immediately dumps at open
[+5] u/SpezJailbaitMod: Losing option amounts while only holding shares, impressive.
[+5] u/happyegg1000: V from heaven coming later today when 🥭 wakes up and tweets about unemployment numbers
[+5] u/nick8852: Is this sell off so the big dogs can buy spacex?
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: Congrats to all dip buyers. Too early?
[+5] u/MrDee97: Next week may be nasty
[+5] u/PlayerPlayer69: Guys just keep buying the dip.
It’s just noise.
The last dozen times the market dipped by like 15-20% at open and during AH, it recovers like the next day.
[+5] u/spurkulator: had a meeting right after open so I sold my puts before hand in case some fuckery happened. Shouldve just held and quit my job
[+5] u/Grateful5150: Goodbye to all of last week’s gains. It was nice knowing you.
[+5] u/SnoStrm: This’ll be the dip to get the Iran deal finalized
[+5] u/Roxalon_Prime: All right guys I shorted, took one for the team, so everything is going up now
[+5] u/mmal55: Gentlemen... start your engines
[+5] u/Koki4kok: Ever since that PDT rule removal charts are moving like snails 🐌
[+5] u/Still_Ad8888: Dawg, i thought the dump was supposed to be next week
[+5] u/enginvest: What the fuck happened? Did 🥭 bitch ass say something?
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: #GET READY FOR SUB 60K CORN
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Trump has to be a scalper. No wonder he doesn't golf anymore.
[+5] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: I scalped like $200 but idk if I wana get back in there
[+5] u/Budget_Lavishness301: I dont even know what to do at this point
[+5] u/ckami_91: Microstrategy is underwater with 🌽 under 75K
LMAOOOO
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: I lost everything this week
[+23] u/thewayyoulook2night: down 76k on 0dte calls
[+18] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao mango confused why his cooked job report makes stonks go down
Fucking clown
[+17] u/Leather_Floor8725: Looks like 🥭 was trying to insider trade long on that jobs report and is furious that market went other way. Expect good news on Iran talks soon
[+17] u/Isometric_exercises: I was rich on Tuesday. Poor by Friday.
[+16] u/Wrath_FMA: It really is remarkable how fast you can turn 20k into nothing
[+16] u/TedwardDavis: In space, nobody can hear you lose money.
[+15] u/crispycreasy: I buy calls: I lose
I buy puts: I lose
[+14] u/thewayyoulook2night: I had a plan but I didnt stick with it. Made 4400 then jumped back in. Im in trouble
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[+14] u/Intelligent_Age_84: made 13k all may, lost 13k last 2 days, great
[+14] u/LarsTarkas: And this all started because avgo is *only* going to make 100 billion next year
[+13] u/PopularCut4124: lol dumping for no reason just because it’s rigged by Jews
[+13] u/Ok-Nose29: Just sold out don't V I swear to god
[+13] u/Active_Finish2316: EOD V WILL FEEED GENERATIONS
[+13] u/JuneauMori: Its way too red to recover today, just try again next week on monday when somehow everything will be better and a concept of a potential ceasefire is announced...
[+13] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Why tf did everyone decide to get employed? Do you guys hate money or something?
[+12] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: This crap is gonna V just to screw my puts
[+11] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: broadcom crashed stock market.
Remeber this day. Blame broadcom
[+11] u/DataStructuresKid: Months of gains lost in a single day!
[+11] u/Delicious_Stomach278: I declare bankruptcy and its not even 11:30 yet
[+11] u/stuntondeezh0es: https://preview.redd.it/eefc2qhieh5h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=287e8bfe91e9eae2d588495d5952c2a179f683c1
[+11] u/Datsyuk131313: Just laugh through the pain fellas
[+11] u/Hussle_Crowe: That “ceasefire talks going well” tweet gonna hit like lab grade meth
[+10] u/Amateur_tarded: I am starting to feel thus thing will not V
[+10] u/NeuroManXy: I am on vacation next week but seems like I won’t be able to enjoy
[+10] u/jetrawl: Sold SPY puts for $7000 gain this morning. Went back in on calls and it’s all gone.
[+10] u/CardiologistEqual336: my landlord is not getting rent this month LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/FutureSage: Need spy to fly up to 750 or something
[+10] u/j_b_1983: People right now " I think I'll panic sell at a loss!"
[+10] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Dear Bers,
We were kidding when we were making fun of you. Can we please have our money back?
Thank you,
-🐂
[+10] u/csekseni1: Sold my 752 puts when it pumped yesterday, then I bought calls this morning.
[+10] u/pleasestoptalkin: Everyone has that one annoying crypto friend on social media who’s been real quiet lately
[+10] u/jakeisarake: Ok I've seen enough close it early
[+10] u/z3r3f07: Feels like a red day. No V
[+10] u/RoyalFail6: AI bubble ofc pops as soon as I buy the top 😭
[+10] u/kumako10: Wasting my day off just watching my port go down
[+10] u/C0up7: I’m just glad the markets didn’t overreact
[+10] u/leakybiscuit: Some of you haven’t seen a real red day and it shows
[+10] u/regardus_maximus: EVERYONE PRETENDING NOBODY KNEW THIS SHIT WAS COMING. KING RETARD ANGRY HIS CALLS GOT VAPORIZED LMAO.
[+9] u/ripcord51: i agree, stocks should go up and not down.
[+9] u/edapalooza: Why is Joe doing this to us poor people?
[+9] u/CoatEnvironmental728: If we drop any further msft might turn green
[+9] u/GirlScoutCookies93: Mango lied? Why my 0DTE calls are not working? 😡
[+9] u/rdw0680: Spacex ipo is fucked
[+9] u/slothropdroptop: How dare AVGO end the American AI dream
[+9] u/Outside-Cow9097: You're not down 12%, you still have 88% and 88% is now 100%
[+9] u/MeetMeInMTK: I can’t actually believe we might have a decent red day. It’s been 84 years
[+9] u/Sfbdgsvrgghrd: I'm not even gonna look at my portfolio.
[+9] u/Ok-Reach-2580: This is a straight up fucking today.
[+9] u/hayleybts: refinance where michael
[+9] u/MigratingSwallow: Ouch…was up $300k a week ago and now barely $100k…
Ugh
[+9] u/silverfutes: Hey guys, I just realized AI sucks and it's really expensive.
[+8] u/TheRealJohnOptions: At the beginning of the week I was considering new cars. Now I’m considering what brand of ramen to stock up on
[+8] u/OSRSkarma: Gonna need to change my name to OSRSklarna soon with the ass fucking i am taking
[+8] u/noaholic: Market not moving until Trump say something
[+8] u/mehmilani: 🌽 still about $60500 over my target entry.
[+8] u/zoomin1098: umm, that's not me selling. that's you not buying enough.
[+8] u/MooseyGoosey69: MSFT ur getting delisted u piece of shit
[+8] u/baconography: "Refinance where, Michael?"
[+8] u/nadoterisback: This is it. It's over. The last 32 years was just a massive bull trap. Starting from today, the next multiple decades will be straight down. Your grandkids will see SPY back in double digits.
Bull is fuck.
[+8] u/DipSniper69: We are Litterly 2% of ATH and people are losing their shit. I love red days 😂
[+8] u/shuvham103: Just sold my calls to reduce lost.
Now I think it will be a V
[+8] u/BLVCKYOTA: If you can’t handle a -1% day, this ain’t for you. Man the fuck up.
[+8] u/stringtheory28: Wait, it was all a run up and sell the news event for……………….the PDT rule?
[+8] u/OkBeginning9576: LOL AT MU CALL HOLDERS
U
DESERVE
THIS
😉
[+8] u/svpa3991: That 16k NVDA guy was 1 day away from port wipe out holy fk got so lucky
[+8] u/ClassicInner5242: Why I feel like this dump will reverse soon.
[+8] u/PunchingAgreenbush: YOU FUCKING RETARD @MANGO
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: What fuckn retard did or said what this time? This shit is ultra exhausting
[+8] u/Outside-Cow9097: mango truths cant pump no mo
[+8] u/fknbtch: this is not the friday vibe
[+8] u/GabbarInvestor: Time to delete the trading apps!
[+8] u/legible_print: So the market reacts poorly to good news because it needs bad news to get a rate cut?
Great.
[+8] u/unexceptiontotherule: I’m only down $13,000 today. Could be worse. (Guh)
[+8] u/Red_Zone_Broly: At this rate Musk is going to postpone the SpaceX IPO lol
[+8] u/W0lv3rIn321: Market blood red free fall into Musk IPO would be chefs kiss. Feast on the bloated space carcass
[+8] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: My Net Worth down 25% in 2 days. Cost of living about to skyrocket the next two months.
I am tired of all the winning.
[+8] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Bulls are making the mistake of thinking this can’t go lower just bc it went down so much.
The same way bears make mistakes on green days thinking it can’t go any higher bc it went up so much.
Stay safe everyone
[+8] u/hayleybts: DAMN IT? I SOLD MY SPY PUTS EARLY??????????
[+8] u/New-Length5593: My wife in labor is the top. Holy fuck. Fucked.
[+7] u/PackLeaderX: This is a fucking stupid I should of never got involved with the stock market
[+22] u/igotthis_man: Months of gains erased in 2 hours
[+15] u/Matrees1: Stocks go up 600%, correct 5% and people start losing it
[+15] u/Athien: "Surely **this** is the bottom" - me for now the 6th time today
[+14] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: What's the news? Is trump Muslim now?
[+14] u/broke_person: Too scared to sell too scared to hold
😵😭😭
[+13] u/VesperGilchrist: So, looking at my port it seems that I'm not a bull or a bear. I'm apparently a raccoon who likes to collect trash. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+13] u/PureAlpha22: Worst trading day I’ve ever had
[+13] u/L0ial: Well, it is pride month. Gay bears winning for once!
[+13] u/user365735: And just like that 25k gone in a day. Pass me the beer
[+12] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: TACO cant even surrender to Iran over the weekend because the reason for doing so would be so embarrassing (stocks falling 😄)
You cant make this joke up.
[+12] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: ```
+------------------------------+
| talks are going great |
+------------------------------+
[ Send ]
```
[+12] u/Clear_Judge5062: THE BEARS ARE RAPING ME!!! THE BEARS ARE RAPING MEEEEE!!!!!!!
[+12] u/unhappyreach_: I just need a tiny V to 780 before EOD
[+12] u/saintmitchy: After refusing to touch options for a month, I decided to hop back in the game on Wednesday with some call options. You can't make this shit up.
[+12] u/Own_Cat_9967: I bought the dip, then I bought the dip’s dip, and I then bought the dip’s dip dip. Now I’m out of dip money
[+11] u/BooBrew32: Mango: Why market not go up????
WSB: Yeah, why market not go up????
[+11] u/The_Judgement_Nut: I dont even want profits anymore i just want my money back
[+11] u/Historical_Bother274: BREAKING: PAKISTAN CONFIRMS THAT AXIOS CONFIRMS THAT PEACE AGREEMENT VERSION 5.7 IS ALMOST COMPLETED AND WE CAN SOON MOVE TO 5.8
[+11] u/killainvest: I have no risk management and it shows
[+11] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: lol a lot of people arent going to get any sleep over the weekend
[+11] u/NewlyOld31: Holy shit it's just non stop. This is a nightmare
[+11] u/whomakesthetendies: #US issues new sanctions against Iran, targeting energy and banking sectors
Deal right around the corner amiright?
[+10] u/Capable-Yak-8486: All logic says the stock market should be going down now for a while, so I’m buying calls because there hasn’t been any logic in this nonsense for half a year now.
[+10] u/analystgonewild: now would be a good time for 🥭 to declare war is almost over one more time
[+10] u/MenagerieAlfred: Green by close. Bear trap. They will never learn… right guys? Right?!
[+10] u/Speech_Path: I financially ruined my life today.
[+10] u/Prayaa: “A wave of profit taking” is what we’re calling this sell off with no actual reason? Alright, I guess.
[+10] u/shindiggaa: Unrelease the jobs report
[+10] u/WITCH2FAANG: I am done with options. VOO and chill.
[+10] u/boraboca: Trump family definitely loading up on calls right now
[+10] u/NightWalkThrowAway: Holy. This is a generational sell off
[+9] u/zeren1ty: Oil crashing, spy crashing, crypto crashing, gold crashing
????
[+9] u/DoubleFamous5751: Calls are not getting cooked today, they’re being incinerated
https://preview.redd.it/xpw76gaekh5h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7e2b1dc71478d0587cacb2c887147d05d050d6
[+9] u/hugofuegoeggo: i lost my families life savings today
[+9] u/Reasonable_Craft_630: made a perfect 10% trade at open, followed by a -55% and going fast
[+9] u/space_heater1: Just got belly popped by a 20 inch BBC. I’m actively dying 😔
[+9] u/EasyBoard9971: crazy the catalyst for the first red day was a great jobs report lmao
[+9] u/CompleteFinish3068: I genuinely wonder how many people lose it all on a daily basis trading options using wallstreetbets sentiment cause Ik for a fact a ton of people lost their ass today
[+9] u/hermeskino715: This didn't age well...
https://preview.redd.it/vp5qechdph5h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda6e8a25a6bbd01421eaa3c924e60816250386a
[+9] u/gloomyglooom: I woke up to 8 missed calls and 5 texts from my dad. He is pissed that I told him to buy BTC back when it was over 100k. Think I'm just gonna change my number cause I know he is not gonna let this one go
[+9] u/kinkyhentai69: Saylor gonna have to start working on them glutes to make that ass sellable
[+9] u/EnigmaSpore: i love how the stock media just posts random nonsense like "robust jobs report boosts fed rate increase bets and that's why we're selling off"
stahhhhp it. we know for a fact the fed wont raise rates. they'll keep it steady only or drop. that's the only 2 options they'll realistically consider based on whos running it now.
so what's the real? it's profit taking time just in time for spacex ipo next friday. this will be just another blip in the continuous bull run.
[+9] u/davidbigham: Remember it is just money, u will be fine.
But also remember that u need money for everything.
[+8] u/Zerkron: Rip 0dte 750c buyers
[+8] u/StonksInvesteur: Just one red day and everyone is liquidated lmfao
[+8] u/IlinistRainbow6: believe it or not, calls
[+8] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Days like this are why it's not a discretionary bubble imo. Algos are too locked on fundamentals + technicals to really let things get out of hand.
Now if the earnings are fake or decline, that's a different story, but there are no blind spots in markets themselves anymore. They track very well with real forward fundamentals.
[+8] u/IsaacNewtons-AAPL: 🥭 please, do the one thing you’re good at and lie. Save me calls plzzz
[+8] u/TaoTeCha: Mr Stonk, I don't feel so good...
[+8] u/jostradumass: The V will be tremendous after Mango finishes his big mac.
[+8] u/5uNmk: Jobs report smashes expectations 😂 what jobs?
[+8] u/Future_Light_8571: Starting to think we would’ve been better off with a bad jobs report
[+8] u/Still_Loaded: Ok we have ebbed pretty hard, let’s start the flow!
[+8] u/tnguyen5057: Only sex robots can save the market right now
[+8] u/ahx3000: Bro.
Port has just vaporised.
[+8] u/robmafia: time for the suicide hotline sticky
[+8] u/ThermalChaser: So all the jobs gained were in the fast food sector?
[+8] u/zaviermaster: All this selling and the one stock I have puts in stays relatively flat... makes sense.
[+8] u/dreggers: Two weeks of qqq gains wiped in 3 hours
[+8] u/Ill-Expression1737: 300$ to 2300$ on a single spx 7480 put ty 👍👍
[+8] u/urraca: Everyone really should have followed the most basic advice:
Sell in May and Go away.
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Soxl down 21% now😥😥😥
[+8] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: They’re eating the puts, they’re eating the calls
[+8] u/InfectedClit: 🫵 are exit liquidity
[+8] u/user-namepending: Believe it or not, this is the best time to buy calls
[+8] u/MicioBau: AVGO should be delisted. Fucking pos.
[+8] u/FluffyLoveBall: What a beautiful day to be color blind
[+8] u/Slut_Spoiler: They say don't trade on margin, I say I'll do whatever the hell I like because I opened this account under an immigrants visa
[+8] u/Tall-Illustrator543: A consumer report dropped a few days ago saying over 50% of planned data centers won't be built now...but all the firms still have these booked as expected revenue. Literally Enron 2.0
[+8] u/Trizzz-y: NOOOO HOW AM I GOING TO PAY RENT
[+8] u/igotthis_man: Sell everything sell your house sell your kids
[+8] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Imma report fraud on my account
[+8] u/StonksInvesteur: Financial sector jobs have been consistently decline since June last year. RIP finance bros
[+7] u/Hellmale: 🥭 said the market should go up🤡
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: 🥭only has the market left. If he lets this thing die he’s in huge trouble.
[+7] u/Harp-Note: Good time to put more money into my account to buy the dip.
IF I HAD ANY.
[+7] u/mwesty25: AVGO needs to be delisted and Hock Tan needs to be arrested for crimes against humanity
[+7] u/bitchfart007: Fuck your tweet, we going down
[+7] u/kairepaire: The stock market dumped over 80% in the 1929 crash.
This -1% isn't even a dip, you crybabies
[+7] u/JJlaim: Alright, joke went too far. Where is the V
[+7] u/MarginCalledManager: hahahahahahahahahahahahah EXIT LIQUIDITY REGARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[+7] u/wdwentz93: Release the new Will smith spaghetti video stat!
[+7] u/3brcuse: bols r so fuk it’s not even funny. they should just sell low and buy lower
[+7] u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK: paid off my margin today!
[+6] u/Kwpthrowaway2: -10% on shares today. Feels bad man
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Every fucking stock bleeding except LULU. The only thing I had puts on. I'm seriously gonna jump into the road. This isn't fair 😭
[+6] u/Unhappy_Marsupial203: The president can’t even help us 😭😭😭😭😭
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: IM NOT FCUKING SELLING! THEY CANT MAKE ME!
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #This is the end of America. RIP America. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: When your unemployed college dropout day trading cousin stops talking about his portfolio and how he *only* needs to make 5% a day to be a multimillionaire this year. You know the market is red and raw.
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: Just straight nonstop selling lmfaooooo
[+6] u/Club-Loud: Seeing BTC under 60k is my kink
[+6] u/kairepaire: This is how it starts
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Sell off everything just to buy it up higher
[+6] u/Mrsir300: WERE THE HOTTEST COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. I don’t care who you are, I’m from Florida and that shit sounds so stupid to me 🤣
[+6] u/HooplahTiger: What is this?! A V for ants!?
[+5] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Some of you losing money today likes it’s your first time. I’m over here chillin cuz it’s an everyday occurrence for me.
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: Bols happily paying out the stupid tax today 🥰🥰🥰
[+5] u/whenyournotdead: The v was fake and gay
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Imagine being 🥭 age with that portfolio. What a douche
[+26] u/AkeyBreaky3: https://preview.redd.it/opuu0vde1i5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82ac71f7a71cdff7a6f5f5483cc1ec833a532250
[+18] u/lhbruen: https://preview.redd.it/p3jw9fkyzh5h1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c305dc989dcb4364c1ea5a5324ed3c2d38234bb6
[+17] u/rollinhating: Imo its all AVGOs fault..
[+14] u/octopus4488: Can we have some fresh bad news from Iran? That normally brings +1 or 2%.
[+14] u/gcko: Panic selling spy at 740.
Will buy again when it hits 777.
[+13] u/botistic: https://preview.redd.it/7nhy24gizh5h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2566a67e67c77be7e7b25b7fa115216f92fb414
Bers today
[+12] u/Royal-Highness: 120K gains wiped out. All my gains from Tues gone.
I don’t know how to feel, I’m back to square 1 from when I first started
[+11] u/Own_Maximum8989: Biggest v you’ve ever seen coming up
[+11] u/Nightdocks: Imagine if we end green
[+11] u/savingstrainagain: MU bulls full porting disbelief
[+11] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Trump: We have a major announcement. We have agreed to a deal. It will be announced at 4:30 PM EST
4:30 PM EST comes
Trump: We have agreed to a deal with McDonalds to get all of their ice cream machines running. A fantastic company called McFix Holdings run by my son Barron.
[+10] u/Czyzzle: # The bottom is in buy the dip you pussies
[+10] u/perceptive_AI: You aren't leveraged enough if you aren't down 99% or up 50x bagger today , always 100% full port on 0DTEs
[+10] u/Driftaren: Yeah this shit did not reverse. Panic the fuck out and sell everything. It’s fucking over.
[+9] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Let’s get a real V for once today. Shits oversold
[+9] u/Cav829: All this and the VIX hasn’t even hit 20.
[+9] u/Own_Challenge_4967: Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+9] u/DsN_764: When SOXL dipped from 275 to 247 yesterday, I told my coworker who was looking for a stock play to YOLO his $50k into it.
Now it’s sitting at 201. 📉
Thank God we work from home on Fridays… because I’m not emotionally prepared for eye contact right now.
Still hoping this thing somehow hits 250 by Monday at 8:30am 🤡
[+9] u/Locke_____Lamora: How many of you got wiped out today? RIP
[+9] u/Anonn39: 1 day returns: 10% down
1 month returns: 30% up
Conclusion: PANIC SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW, IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!!!
[+9] u/Temporary-Aside-7082: I love checking this thread when we have red days every few months. The bears do victory laps, calling this the crash™️
Then we V into new ATHs the next couple of weeks
[+9] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Haha just saw 🥭 truth post from earlier that regard made it dump even more
[+9] u/slinnyknockets: Shit is gonna pump after close, for those with expiration today you’re fucked
[+9] u/Thegreenpatriot: I’m so great at timing the market that it literally goes the opposite way every time
[+9] u/According_Regular213: Once the day trading rule hit , everything falls apart
[+9] u/DingleJingle_: Generational buying opurtnity today. Bers are going to blow it though.
[+9] u/rholt168: Every time I buy the dip, it dips more lmao
[+8] u/Jpow2024: Today is a refreshing reminder that stocks go up and stocks also go down
[+8] u/zer0_chance284: Goodbye portfolio, we had some good times together.
[+8] u/NativePlant870: This market is either all gas no brakes raging bull market, or dead and going to hell. No in between
[+8] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: That's the bottom. Resume purchases
[+8] u/Specialist703: See yall in a few weeks for the next ATHs ✌️
[+8] u/LeagueofData: If you think about, it would have been homophobic if the bears didn't win in June. The casino didn't want to get cancelled.
[+8] u/TheNplus1: Stop the selling you crazy bastards! Praise be to Allah! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+8] u/tbiol: https://preview.redd.it/jkdpyz5exh5h1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ed6b76d6e5fac15573b53817d6d8e333bac0d1
[+8] u/Medical-Base7461: Calls from here. I believe in u spy
[+8] u/savingstrainagain: MU boys silent as a ghost 👻
[+8] u/Frosty_Promise8050: But they were all deceived. For Elon had created an IPO in secret. An IPO to rule them all and in the darkness bind them....
[+8] u/FartPolluter: Yes, MU is plummetting right niw because of market manipulation and not absurdly stretched valuations
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: NVda market cap about to drop below 5T . Sorry but I don't touch poor companies
[+7] u/cow_grass: I hate slow bleeds. They should just rip the bandaid down 5% immediately or something
[+13] u/Mangoworshipper: Invested 50k in mu calls yesterday but have been swamped in work meetings all day. Now that I have a minute I can’t wait to see how much I’ve made
[+13] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: I’m a simple man.
I buy calls, watch them go -50% in 10 minutes, then I sell!
[+13] u/poozyfloor: Breaking: SEC emergency reinstating PDT rules immediately.
[+13] u/dbd209: IDGAF what anyone says, this place is awesome when the market crashes.
[+12] u/music_is_gud: Bers win very rarely. But when they do, they break bol's will to live
[+12] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Why the fuck does the market ALWAYS dump when I'm balls deep in some shit.
WHY does it never dump when I have cash on hand and sitting on the side lines?
I sit on cash waiting for an entry, the shit goes up indefinitely. I deploy cash and buy into a dip on AMZN, and the market fucking SHITS the fucking bed dude.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
[+12] u/catfromgarfield: BUY THE FUCKING DIP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+11] u/Pereise1: Lookin like that gurglin feeling you get right before another round of diarrhea sets it
[+11] u/nicklovin508: If I had a nickel for every time I lost all my gains in the stock market, I’d have 3 nickels
Which isn’t a lot, but it’d be $.15 more than I have to my name at the moment
[+10] u/followedbymeteor: The removal of PDT on its first day has wiped out soooooo many robinhood accounts lmao
[+10] u/HighwayExotic2808: One of those annoying days where you realize you could’ve sold at any point and it would’ve been a good call
[+10] u/Careless-Maize-8915: Have to be down at least $30k-$40k. I ain’t looking at that shit tho
[+10] u/Fine-Will: Lmao Donald is spamming pictures of mountains and statues, we're fucked.
[+10] u/Don_Bronco: is it just me, or does this drop feel different? There is just no support at all, SPY just went straight through the 20d EMA like nothing, no real bounce. There is not a single stock in my watchlist that is green
[+10] u/nomar_ramon: Its over Bols, June is globally recognized as Gay Bers Pride Month.
[+9] u/Shoganai_Hito: Green by EOD?
EOD = End of Decade
[+9] u/WarmCan3034: Losing 1k today was not on my bingo card today
[+9] u/TizzyHizzy: Trump said he’s meeting with AI companies soon. He really dropped the AI card to save the market lol
[+9] u/shit_stain_jones: This shit is absolutely disgusting
[+9] u/Competitive_Mix8330: Damn I lost everything. Fuck
[+9] u/scooterhomeimprover: Amazing how nobody questions why something goes up 60% and so sour when it actually goes down. Reality check, you greedy fucks.
[+9] u/laurencenor: The year is 2040. SPY has dropped 90%. Warren Buffet has deployed his cash and bought the entire stock market.
[+9] u/Teccho: This all started when that stupid rocket had to blow up
[+27] u/SignificanceLate7002: Holy shit guys! I'm gonna do it. I'm actually outperforming the market by 10x.
SPY -2.5%
Me - -25%
[+21] u/All_FIREdUp: We’re in the middle of house hunting and I just lost 57% of our down payment. I’m so FCUKED
[+21] u/MancunianSunrise: This is an expensive hobby
[+18] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Call an ambulance but only for me
[+16] u/Xzlk: Deleted the app. That was a close one.
[+14] u/Chlo-Motion: QQQ: -4%
WSB: -100%
[+14] u/T-14Hyperdrive: wtf is happening you'd think the US just started a war in the middle east
[+13] u/Scribble_Box: Where my cash gang homies at 🫡
[+13] u/JimmyBraddock: 10 upvotes i quit my job rn
[+12] u/StrategyEven3974: Welp i lost $110k in a single day.
Feels kinda badass. I finaly feel alive. Gonna go drink and play Doom Eternal for the first time.
[+12] u/Routine-Agent-160: Holy fuck. She’s melting up.
[+12] u/SavageDuckling: Have been up 30% YTD and decided I’d take Robinhood up on their 60k margin offer straight into MU stocks 2 days ago. Down 15k instantly, happy birthday me (actual birthday today btw)
[+12] u/the_prophetor_1: I bought MU at $1000 on margin 😞
[+11] u/savemoney_god: # Bols been racking up that karma from taunting bears LMAO 🤌
[+11] u/soscribbly: Perfect time to IPO your unprofitable space shit, come on down
[+11] u/yayahi: they lifted PDT for regards to ape back in only to dump it 5% in a single day.
you CANNOT make this shit up
[+11] u/Reply_Stunning: "RELEASE THE HEADLINES ABOUT A NEW PEACE AGREEMENT BEING SIGNED, RIGHT NOW YOU CRAZY BASTARDS !!!!
[+11] u/dogs_and_stuff: 1. Pump the market and convince poors it only goes up.
2. Remove the pdt rule so those same poors can buy calls with a margin account.
3. Crash the market.
These guys are good
[+10] u/Blitzdog416: why would Biden do this?!
[+10] u/GrassOrAss954: Not buying the justification for this sell off as “fearful of rate of rate hikes”…..nah, wayyy too coordinated for that. There’s other fuckery afoot that doesn’t pass the smell test.
[+10] u/Scribble_Box: Alright, I'm loaded with calls for next week. I'm out.
[+10] u/Maximum-Classic3416: I worked for a full year and lost almost every dime trading
[+10] u/ThetaGrim: Market will bounce back but kicking myself for not exiting, thought we'd run up for another week. Lesson learned.
[+10] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: The rugpull has finally arrived
[+10] u/2020isgreat: The Bols have been calling for a V for 6 hrs straight
[+10] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Hard gap up Monday. Fucking HARD.
Mfs unloaded the house today. Axios article or tweet after close.
[+10] u/tgaccione: It’s kinda funny how everybody on this subreddit is so over leveraged that a down day after weeks of massive gains wipes everyone out
[+10] u/YungIrv: Which one of you assholes said bottom is in lol
[+10] u/Dizzy-Monk-: Bitcoin was the canary in the coal mine
[+10] u/dorkstar1: they're offering spacex ipo at the grocery store checkout
[+10] u/Playful_Stick488: It was only a couple a days ago people where bragging that if you weren't making bank you were a looser . Now i see those people crying because they lost the money they once bragged about. Just a thought maybe its better to make money and keep your mouth shut about it and not rip into those who don't do as well.
[+10] u/Some1getmeablanket: I NEVER CONSENTED TO BEING EXIT LIQUIDITY
[+10] u/BrapbrappewpewB: Correction done now up every single day from here
[+10] u/Sad_Standard7054: I Need the biggest V in wallstreet History
[+10] u/GeneratedMonkey: Well I'm out for a while. -38k today
[+10] u/_rockthemike: SPY was 758 yesterday, wtf
[+9] u/Whiterossy: 99% chance we ground invade iran this weekend and this is just large insiders unwinding
[+9] u/drakilian: Meta contemplating an equity raise
We all know how Zuck the Cuck is an incredibly responsible capital allocator, I wonder why the markets don't like this? 🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+9] u/Suspicious-Leg9485: Fat stiny cunt 🥭 needs to end his rimming session with Iran and accept he's bankrupt again.
[+9] u/Open_Waltz6902: Good thing I used margin and its actually my broker thats losing money 🤡
[+9] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: i became ghey and am up 70% today.
[+9] u/jtoldyasooo: OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPMARKET
[+9] u/guzzledglizzy: My calls have never been more fucked than this. I’m closing the app boys 🫡
[+9] u/DarkR124: Only 13K IV guys. It’s a steal.
https://preview.redd.it/uyddoyu4oi5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645c68a7969481f755ac877e4b1b61dea4b749f3
[+9] u/Mr-Bonnet: ONE MONTH OF GAINS
GONE IN A SINGLE DAY
MASTERCLASS PERFORMANCE
[+9] u/vermilli21: The PDT rule baited the poor people to buy yesterday LOL
[+8] u/chiswis: BREAKING NEWS: WAR IS OVER, OIL IS FREE, EVERYONE IS EMPLOYED
PAMP EEETTT
[+8] u/DTF_Truck: Jesus this market. The pumps just endlessly pump, the drops endlessly drop.
What a healthy market lol
[+12] u/Critical_Virus_9341: Everybody wants a dip until the dip finally arrives
BUY THE FUCKING DIP YOU FUCKING PUSSY
[+12] u/x2manypips: Lol it will pump monday
[+12] u/InspectorDabbit_: When is Obama coming back
[+11] u/Future_Hyena2562: Thoughts and prayers lost me $47k today
[+11] u/T41NT: I feel sincerely lucky that I only lost 30% of my stack today.
[+10] u/unclefire: What a bloodbath. Bears ate well today.
[+10] u/rhododenendron: They pumped it up for 20 mins specifically to take the $30 I dropped on a lotto call
[+9] u/iamthetimby: The saxophones were loud yesterday and I didn't hear them
[+8] u/kex06: I am uninstalling my trading app and holding my long dated dram and MU calls and logging in the day before MU earnings to sell a few. Won't be looking at WSB or any financial news, diamond hands mode activated
[+8] u/Nemesis_171: Wow I’m down 17% today alone this is wild lol
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: I was promised my mom didn’t have to work anymore
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🥭 tweet caused all of this
[+8] u/ShittyBidet123: It has been a pleasure serving with you gentleman🎻
[+8] u/Thisispaartaaa: Good thing I took a picture of my YTD gains a few days ago....I can look back and remember what once was.
[+8] u/Bromine_Bro35: Bers had their time. Bull market is back
[+8] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Not gonna lie, today does hurt.
[+8] u/beardedd27: Are you actually going to make me believe there's no V coming?
[+8] u/MetalEnthusiast83: Freak the fuck out and fucking sell everything, it's fucking over. Ammo and Antibiotics are the only currency now.
[+7] u/FindingZen4: Anybody buying SpaceX after it IPOs is the biggest mouth breather
[+7] u/RogerBalderer: There’s the V
-retard
[+7] u/jargonhess: What's difficult about a bear market is, you were conditioned to buy every dip. Now you buy every dip while the index goes down 40-50%, the individual stocks you buy go down 80% and speculative stocks that showed promise have management giving themselves a pay raise to bail themselves out. They go out of business. You hold for 10-15 years.
This is how it worked in 2008. It took a once a century pandemic to get people retired for jobs to open up. They are closing that door as fast as possible with artificial intelligence. The prospects for broad future recovery is not good.
[+7] u/Lazy_Consequence8838: If I reversed all my plays, I might've been a millionaire
[+7] u/PerpetualConundrums: When you think it’s v’ing but it’s just peeing
[+7] u/Confident-Window4928: Someone out there just got free of PDT rules and evaporated their portfolio panic buying and selling all day
[+7] u/Civil_Toaster: I may have bought too many meme stocks 🙈
[+7] u/burnerAccountDuh24: One of those Vs that happened the last 1500 times would be nice right now
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: dude lost all his money on those MU calls lol fucking regard
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: I should never have quit smoking
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: #who do you think you are, I am!
[+6] u/LanMan1979: It’s insane that we look at our portfolios, and the first question on our minds is “what did DT do today?”
[+6] u/Coloradospruce33: When you own MSFT and META days like this don't even matter
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Bers literally cheer for ruin to go from -76% to -64%
[+6] u/nknk_3: The analyst who tripled the MU price target must be feeling proud of himself
[+6] u/RetinalSmear: it was the worst of times, it was the worst of times
[+6] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: https://preview.redd.it/1imzcdp6ei5h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b74dc6b474be11661f5fcb1eb270ae74f410b8b
[+6] u/lulu12356789: Just Panic sell fucking retards
[+5] u/IVisitedYourMom: Whos that pokemon ? Its Circuit Breaker !
[+10] u/_chasingdabag_v2: Institutions dumping the market the day after PDT gets wiped is genius, everyone just yolos into calls all day at every little bull trap with no limit on their trades and blows their entire account
[+10] u/Fun_Purpose6972: One week ago, I went 100% MU at $950 and wrote this comment
**"At this point it is more dangerous to be all cash waiting for a crash, than it is to 100% semi's**
**Welcome to the jungle"**
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tqybpo/comment/ookf1uv/?screen\_view\_count=6](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tqybpo/comment/ookf1uv/?screen_view_count=6)
Then I realized that I am a huge regard that know nothing about semi's or anything. And that this was a top indicator.
So I sold all my MU at 10% profit and called the top on Tuesday
[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tunilo/comment/opbpoki/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tunilo/comment/opbpoki/?context=3)
[+9] u/DJbeetfarmer: I need the following problems solved by August when my calls expire:
Iran
Ukraine
Interest Rates
Gas prices
World Hunger
Male pattern baldness
Gambling Addiction
[+9] u/Hot-Performancy: I’m down 30K today….
[+9] u/am-i-not-a-bot: AI destroying jobs is bullish. AI not destroying enough jobs - NASDQ -5%. What an upside down environment
[+8] u/DebtOk4461: SOFI is a worthless whorebag
[+8] u/BigSnow7033: The spy put i sold yesterday for $250 profit is up $30k rn - would have never held this long but damn
[+8] u/lolgoodone34: This just the sell off for retail to get in cheap now that we can all trade PDT free
[+8] u/mikeytho1: Just went green YTD after being down as much as 37k 🥳🎉
[+8] u/big_chestnut: a heroin addiction would've been cheaper
[+8] u/Spare-Capital-3347: Sour hour is about to be fucking disgusting, get ready bois.
[+8] u/Dongkey_kong: I must protect this market. As such, I have purchased five (5) puts on the spy so that it may now V into Valhalla. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/ThatGuyDan123: Market going down is so much funnier when your not in anything lmao
[+8] u/jokull1234: PDT gets removed and every retail bull gets margin called the next day, ain’t that some shit
[+8] u/DeginGambler: Down 15k today but buying the dip hard anyway. It's like you guys forgot that Trump said the war may wrap up as early as this weekend. It's for real this time...
[+7] u/Annual_Ad6007: puts in may calls in june rip me
[+7] u/Airizom: V lasted 3 minutes hope you enjoyed it. Back to drilling
[+7] u/therealcoon: Remember the times you wished you had bought into a dip, today is that day.
[+7] u/loveactuary21: jfc how many rate hikes are they pricing in
[+7] u/Gold_Victory3435: a triangle flag is forming -- one which can go in any direction.
[+7] u/Due-Dirt-8428: If the Space X ipo is the top it’s concrete proof we are in a simulation lol
[+7] u/BIGPOTHEAD: CLOSE THE FUCKING CASINO!
[+6] u/Meteyu32: I love how often people ask "why is it bleeding" but never "why is it pumping so much for absolutely no reason." Fun times.
[+6] u/Chosoiii: Google be like: I’m not going down with you f&@kers.
[+6] u/LeatherCase254: last time QQQ was down 4% was during March 2025 (tariff time)
[+9] u/HelluvaRun: Down $40k and counting so far today
[+8] u/No-Bee-4692: The loss porn is gonna be crazy
[+8] u/BGMilan: They got rid of the PDT rule and you retards tanked the market day1
[+8] u/Accomplished_Suit651: Only down 8% today. I'm calling that a win
[+8] u/ObviousDoxx: 🥭 tweeting about stonks needing to go up and ur selling?? A week before spacex ipo?? Use your brain
[+8] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Bro all of these loses just because broadcom farted...
[+8] u/Sick0h: Dumbest fuckin day I’ve ever seen
[+8] u/BuffMaltese: I’m formally requesting for PDT restrictions to be reactivated immediately
[+8] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: I have such a tiny cock
[+7] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: I’m down 11% today fml man… my portfolio is disintegrating like Cell taking a chi blast from
Gohan
[+7] u/sweenygg: Close the fucking casino you crazy bastards
[+7] u/Main_Ad3943: Sold my puts too early because this market has trained me to not hold puts for more than 5 minutes
[+7] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING
That is oddly specific
[+7] u/2muchnet42day: The guy said stocks only go up and you're not buying?
[+7] u/powerboner: 1pm reversal. Calling it now
[+7] u/HonestScar7176: This ain’t the bottom boys. Don’t be tricked
[+7] u/Awkward-Walk-1500: Oh boy the spacex ipo is going to be the nail in the coffin isn’t it
[+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Houston, the V attempt is in bound. Standby
[+7] u/RacerP1: Bols think every deadcat bounce is V and get rekt
[+7] u/General-Yam2189: 🥭 must have puts and didn’t tell us
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[+7] u/FinancialTower3672: Trump we need another one of those everyne agrees to a ceasfire tweet and quick, buddy!!
[+6] u/NewBootGoofin1987: My worst day in a while. I don't think my account had a 1 day drop this bad even when the war with Iran started lol. Probably have to go back to that mid Oct 2025 drop or maybe even tariff drama April 2025
[+6] u/Throwawayz911: God I just love it when the entire vibe of the weekend is just absolutely fucking ruined like this. Just really great stuff.
[+6] u/KYEEZY98: No, no you don't understand.
Jobs = Bad because it means Robots aren't taking jobs fast enough.
[+6] u/sunsetmenu: bruh, even when we have a green day it don't go up as much its going down today. someone need to grab orange phone
[+6] u/Sommersun1: On the plus side this sub is funnier when the market is tanking
[+6] u/calculussmash: Do you guys not understand that its normal for markets to go down when they were vertical for like 2 months straight?
[+5] u/Vino-Decanto: They said it wouldn’t, and indeed it did not come lubed
[+10] u/EnemyPigeon: Going to end the day by dropping a tab of acid and staring at my cat
[+9] u/RS3RRL: Who else was in the 5 digit loss club today? woooo
[+9] u/Able_Durian_1832: Irony is that it took 2-3 months of bull market to make some money. All it needs is just one day to wipe it all
[+9] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: Just lost a whole month's worth of gains lol holy fuck
[+8] u/ApathysLastKiss_: This is one of the nastier single day liquidations I've seen in the last few years
[+8] u/Whalesftw123: WSB is way funnier when everyone's losing money
[+8] u/IamyourfantasyX: I’m glad to report we are back to 1 million, after starting at 1.5 today.
[+8] u/ChemistLeading3484: Weekend announcement by Walsh no intention of rate hikes and Iran deal. Spy 760 Monday. You heard it here first regards.
[+8] u/JugoShvili: Was there an actual catalyst for this dump or did someone just finally point out the empire has no clothes
[+8] u/OGWFORLIFE: So PDT restriction is lifted for the poor and in the same week Nasdoom down 3.5% lmaooooo you can’t make this shit up
[+8] u/upvz: largest one day point drop in nasdaq 100 history.
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: Just think if MU misses EOM....
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: Yeah I quit
Wage slave for life. This added at least 4 years before I retire
[+7] u/mrwazoo: at least VIX is up! right guys?!!
[+7] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: My port is -20% in a single fucking day and I dont even do options. What the fuck happened today???
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: 🥭: I cooked that jobs report to pump the markets. Why the fuck is it down?!?
Has 🥭 lost control of the market?
[+7] u/Brigantius: I just read the news and heard rumors that there is a war in Iran. Is that true, can anyone confirm?
[+7] u/funkdizzletron: We really did peak at UFC at the White House
[+7] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: yeah stonks dont go up in a straight line, but fucking MICROSHIT hasnt gone up in a year, still dumping, fucking getting delisted pos
[+7] u/freegimmethree: Actually worse than liberation day.
[+7] u/thealex7r: Oh nooooo
it's a crash
https://preview.redd.it/azd9koj65h5h1.png?width=2002&format=png&auto=webp&s=42672ba9073bb152e5c1e303db814745f30369a7
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: At 4:00 I’m gonna dust myself off, wipe the blood off my face, and shake the market’s hand, like a man.
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Close portfolio, rip bong, play video games.
Check Monday
back up with the classic insta-V
[+6] u/MattmanDX: Hmm, I'm starting to get the feeling that there might not be a V today
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Maybe the PDT rule was good for some of you LMAO
[+5] u/IronicallyCanadian: Got absolutely bent over today by AVGO. Looks like we're having sleep for dinner tonight
[+8] u/WalrusHonda: I had like 30% of my portfolio In Meta and sold more than half of it an hour before that 6% drop . Sometimes a win is just losing less . Thank you stock gods 🙏
[+8] u/Abe2025: I day traded today like a regard and lost a lot lmao. The dip keeps dipping
[+8] u/MrNo_Balls: so market crash because of the information that has been readily apparent to all of us... is wall street even more fucking retarded than this sub?
[+7] u/Raw_Energy_: Blew up my second account. Third time is the charm? 😭
[+7] u/ebfeebfe: I'm not late, I'm just wrong
[+7] u/gainsusmaximus: Yea 10 yr is going to have a 5 handle soon
[+7] u/DarthTraderrr: i finally blew my port today. fuck this game
[+7] u/PlentyArmy2411: They really think the fed will raise rates with this administration? Ill take that bet
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: A falling tide sinks all ships.
[+7] u/TheSauce69: This is an extinction event for many of you
But luckily the Wendy's dumpster is always open for business
[+7] u/iHadENOUGHredDAYs: Are we getting a V???
[+7] u/TF_Sally: holy shit lmao bounces are illegal today
[+7] u/Thin_Opportunity9667: Just a reminder this is all because of broadcom fuck that company
[+7] u/joebeau99: 🥭 tried to truth and pump it but failed. Y red dildos????
[+6] u/JayRoo83: Saylor down 40% in a single month lmfao
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: *walks in with pizza*
HI EVERYON-…
Jesus.
[+6] u/Slabbed1738: Kevin 'too late' Warshole still hasn't cut rates. Even after I practically gave him the job after he came begging. If he doesn't cut rates, there will be hell to pay!!! TYFYATTM
[+6] u/Stock_Financial_Guy: Holy fuck. Am I fucked
[+6] u/Chumpleshitskin: HOW'S THAT DIP BUYING SON? YOU WINNING?
[+5] u/Bigbagholdr: Who is even selling at this point? Massively oversold
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Avgo crashing the AI bubble was not in my bingo book for 2026.. that a new one.
[+8] u/dFrame3070: Buy the dip you fools
[+8] u/xObelisk469x: here comes the pump. buy the dip.
[+8] u/Off_Duty_Machete: I cleared my cookies and cache, still seeing red. Anyone having the same problem?
[+7] u/LostinTheSauce805: Crazy in two days it wipes 2 months of gains
[+7] u/Solid-Season9984: Holy shit the poors are gaining employment and may possibly be able to pay their debt obligations. Dump the whole fucking market, that'll teach them. They need to default.
[+7] u/Ujmnhy152: CLOSE THE FUCKING CASINO
[+7] u/Fit-Jeweler-2130: JPOW leaves for 1 month and this is what happens 😌
[+7] u/powertrippingmod67: Aint opening the app today
[+7] u/FiefKief: Haven't had a day like today since tariff news
[+7] u/ten7four: NVDA was higher back in October LMAO
[+7] u/Substantial-Use-2867: Reddit is actually showing me ads for a 2x leveraged SpaceX ETF and it's not even trading yet wtf
[+7] u/SeaofSounds: If you haven't figured it out, most people here wanna sell you something...
[+7] u/IndependentUsual7444: Red days are just as fake as the green ones
[+7] u/Silent_South5471: who voted for this guy
[+7] u/Psychological-Ship85: Really got F'd in da A today
[+7] u/charsons: We haven’t seen lows like this since two weeks ago
[+7] u/Pazzaaaaaa: This is pure leverage unravelling. Too many pigs were in calls and 2x/3x leverage tickers
[+7] u/Im_Sorry_93: Guys I'm new to this, do I buy call now or monday? Thank you.
[+6] u/ShrimpieAC: Can we do weed plays again? I miss those.
[+6] u/skyrizi: my silver calls were +%350 at one point and now im -%75. My greed sickens me
[+6] u/messy_eater: Buying NVDA shares at 225 was apparently the dumbest thing I’ve ever done and that’s saying a lot from a guy who ended up at the hospital one time to avoid going to jail.
[+6] u/firenznguyen: Holy shjt, MU is no longer a trillion dollar company 😱😱😱
[+6] u/Wild_Shoe5548: We go up from here boys
[+6] u/TheMostMid: Sometimes the best skill is to know when to walk away from the screen , and take profits before you give it back. See you regards in the casino Monday. Have a nice weekend.
[+6] u/twostroke1: Not even stressing, market will be back to ATH by Tuesday.
[+6] u/Imaginary-Concept333: Trump says we puming 🚀
[+5] u/Ok-Grapefruit-572: Staring at the market all day it feels like it should be 3 o’clock already.
[+5] u/Wild_Shoe5548: I buy calls it goes down, i put puts it goes up. Wtf