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[+47] u/KittyLover-7: Awww did daddy mango not put out a fake headline for you today
[+37] u/YTLupo: **TELL THE PRESIDENT SOMEONE TURNED THE PRINTER OFF AND ITS VERY FUCKING RUDE LMAO**
[+36] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Y’all are retarded AVGO hasn’t reported yet
[+33] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i was told stonks only go up
[+26] u/Opposite-Link: SPCE was some of the stupidest shit I’ve been involved in and I lost good money, but I’m back on track. Time to refocus.
[+24] u/BrightSovereign: Welp my entire portfolio is getting annihilated tomorrow
[+21] u/Such_Net_8839: $avgo hasn’t reported yet you retards
[+20] u/Utilize3372: Only know you've been high when you're feelin low
[+18] u/heresinceyesterday: Cmon AVGO big money!!!!
[+18] u/JayRoo83: AVGO is up 10% in a week but somehow 100% of WSB lost money on it
[+18] u/Future_Hyena2562: Going all in AVGO was definitely a bad idea
[+17] u/Total-Savings6385: Avgo dumped before close, it should pump af
[+17] u/fredditf: $AVGO
Q2’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS
🔹 Revenue: $22.187B (Est. $22.13B) 🟢; +48% YoY
🔹 Adj. EPS: $2.44 (Est. $2.39) 🟢; +54% YoY
🔹 Semiconductor Solutions: $15.009B (Est. $14.65B) 🟢; +79% YoY
🔹 AI Semiconductor: $10.8B (buyside Est. $11.3B) 🟡; +143% YoY
Q3 Guide:
🔹 Revenue: ~$29.4B (Est. ~$28B; buyside $30B) 🟡; +84% YoY
🔹 AI Semiconductor Revenue: ~$16B (buyside Est. ~$18B) 🟡
🔹 Non-GAAP Operating Income: ~67% of projected revenue
🔹 Adjusted EBITDA: ~68% of projected revenue
Segment Performance:
🔹 Semiconductor Solutions Revenue: $15B; +79% YoY
🔹 Infrastructure Software Revenue: $7.178B; +9% YoY
Financials:
🔹 FCF: $10.262B; 46% of revenue
🔹 Non-GAAP Net Income: $12.074B; +55% YoY
🔹 Adjusted EBITDA: $15.244B; +52% YoY
🔹 Operating Cash Flow: $10.493B; +60% YoY
🔹 Cash & Cash Equivalents: $19.628B
Capital Return:
🔹 Dividend: $0.65/share payable June 30, 2026
🔹 Q2 Dividend Paid: $3.092B
Commentary:
🔸 “Broadcom achieved record revenue, operating profit and free cash flow in Q2 driven by accelerating growth in AI semiconductor revenue and strong operating leverage.”
🔸 “Q2 semiconductor revenue from AI of $10.8 billion grew 143% year-over-year, above our forecast, driven by increasing demand for custom AI accelerators and AI networking.”
🔸 “The momentum continues and in Q3 we expect semiconductor revenue from AI to grow over 200 percent year-over-year to $16.0 billion.”
🔸 “In Q3 we expect consolidated revenue growth to increase 84% year-over-year to $29.4 billion, with non-GAAP operating margin stable at 67% reflecting our strong operating leverage.”
[+16] u/Milksteak_Sandwich: Bought the dip on GOOG AMZN and MU today. Nothing sexy, but some tidy work.
[+16] u/Moepenmoes: Chat is going so fast none will know I have a crush on Willa Fitzgerald
[+16] u/wattap: MANGO: “IRAN CLOSE TO SIGNING DEAL IN THEORY”
LMAOOOO
[+15] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Enjoy it bers. That was the last dump of 2026
[+15] u/Jagged_Tide: BREAKING: AVGO earnings expectations were perfectly priced in
[+15] u/callsonreddit: Ngl today was gay af
CRWD AVGO dump is just an extra f you
[+15] u/Fit-Employ3623: AVGO has fallen to prices last seen on June 1st, 2026
[+15] u/1-gp: Shit was priced in retards
[+14] u/DrElkSnout: Only down $17K today. Not bad!
[+13] u/razeusv2: AVGO was fucking manipulation at the last 10 minutes of trading. That was some fucking bullshit.
[+13] u/Provolone-Jones: Since Iran doesn’t communicate via email, they’re writing their terms for the peace deal on the missiles they’ve been launching at US forces. That’s why talks are still going well!
[+13] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: AVGO ain’t even report yet
Relax gey bers
[+13] u/CursedClownz: Wtf do i do i had 800k worth of calls on avgo
[+13] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Lol . Trump is backing Avgo and you think he will let it go red...
[+13] u/LeakMyBigBowls: tomorrow gonna be red as the devils dick
[+12] u/Such_Net_8839: AVGO REPORTS 1 QUADRILLION DOLLARS EARNINGS
[+12] u/InspectorDabbit_: 🥭 purposely added AVGO to his holdings to rope in the people following his trades
Tactical maneuver after launching DELL and MU into orbit; have one that completely shits itself
[+12] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: We’ve seen this before avgo lol
[+12] u/Historical_Stage2622: $AVGO 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐦: 𝐀𝐈 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐬, 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐐𝟑 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞
📊 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐬
\* Adj. EPS: $2.44 (Est. $2.35) ✅
\* Revenue: $22.19B (Est. $22.12B) ✅
\* AI semiconductor revenue: $10.8B, +143% YoY
\* Adjusted EBITDA: $15.24B (69% margin)
\* Free cash flow: $10.26B (46% margin)
⠀🎯 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞
\* Q3 Revenue: \~$29.4B (Est. $22.9B) ✅
\* Q3 Adj. EBITDA margin: \~68%
\* Q3 Adj. operating margin: \~67%
⠀📌 𝐊𝐞𝐲 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬
\* AI semiconductor revenue exceeded company forecast and more than doubled YoY
\* Q3 AI semiconductor revenue expected to reach $16.0B, up over 200% YoY
\* Semiconductor revenue grew 79% YoY to $15.0B
\* Record revenue, operating profit and free cash flow
\* Cash balance increased to $19.6B from $14.2B sequentially
[+12] u/FeverTreeCloud: Lost money on HPE
Lost money on AVGO 💀
[+12] u/Metacog_Drivel: We're all gonna die 😩
[+12] u/trumpdiego: "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH YOURE ALL FUCKED" - guy who has been fucked past 1.5yrs
[+12] u/AgitatedJump8459: AYO BEARS: FUCK YOU!
[+11] u/Majestic_Natural_361: I just keep losing money
[+11] u/infernalr00t: Avgo, please don't screw everything.
[+11] u/brizzario: AVGO will be bright green within an hour.
[+11] u/Unban_thx: https://preview.redd.it/phn9flypm45h1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b7e0ba96f798cc39476c5412d37805d27aeb3b
# It smells like Bitch in here. I’m back!
[+11] u/The_misteak: $AVGO calls gone like a fart in the wind.
[+11] u/le_pedal: Congratulations to all CRSR, SPCE, RKLB, LUNR, and AMC bag holders.
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Imagine you bet on SPY today and to make it up you bet on AVGO and you loss even more LMAO
[+11] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: so avgo crashed the market, thanks u fucking asshole
[+10] u/CD274: 🥭 SAYS US HAS BEEN STRIKING IRAN HARD, WHILE NOTING NEGOTIATIONS ARE PROGRESSING WELL WITH A POTENTIAL DEAL POSSIBLE THIS WEEKEND.
🤔
[+10] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Don’t mess this up for me AVGO
[+10] u/Beagle001: Ok I’m in. Hopefully AVGO goes to 730. 🍿
[+10] u/whoami_to_judge: Monitoring Situation (AVGO)
[+10] u/LDRispurehell: Pays well to be unable to afford AVGO calls lol
[+10] u/Sea_Charge_3138: they're trying to scare the huzz with some early AVGO red candles
[+10] u/YTLupo: **PRAYING FOR MORE CORRUPTION IN WASHINGTON DC TONIGHT (SO MARKETS RIP) OTHERWISE RIP LMAO**
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #I got AVGO calls so it guarantees that it will crash after earnings LMAO🤌
[+10] u/enigma_x: who knew AVGO will be the first one to break the earnings bull run
[+10] u/tldamico: Crazy how AVGO will be the cause of the next market crash. Who knew?
[+10] u/fack-the-suits: Avgo is about to pull a green dildo out of nowhere
[+10] u/Speech_Path: I full ported 500k into AVGO before the market closed.
[+10] u/LittleHoneydew3466: Haven’t seen one SPCE comment. Thank god that’s over. What’s next INTC?
[+10] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Avgo give some random guidance of doing 50× next quarter and pump thi plz
[+10] u/savingstrainagain: AVGO taken out back and shot
[+10] u/Reasonable_Craft_630: can it atleast stop going down so i can take a 80% loss and not a 100%
[+10] u/vermilli21: June 3rd, the day AVGO killed the bull run
[+10] u/Star_Lord924: Avgo might do what AAPL did. Went red and then when phone call took place...recovered to green and went up like 5-10%. AVGO calls still have a shot to go green. Don't count it out with this market
[+10] u/nullzeroerror: It’s actually fucking insane that this stupid fucking geriatric pedophile FUCK can just say “deal over the weekend” “2 more weeks” OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. IM LOSING MY MIND
[+9] u/sadlittlewaffle: I hope everyone holding AVGO gets Thetad bc hating is free and I hate all of you
[+9] u/GloomyMembership4197: AVGO earnings too fat, cannot go through the wire...
[+9] u/StankyDegen: Anyone else check out this stream?
https://preview.redd.it/k6ifudyyk45h1.png?width=1410&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed7c3844f420d3dbb40e73202ad080ece550cbcc
[+9] u/Teccho: its over bear market is here
[+9] u/Jagged_Tide: Lmao AVGO loss porn will be something to behold
[+9] u/LadderAdmirable: AVGO missed across the board. If they don't utter AI atleast 800 times in the ER, this is opening 30% down LMAO
[+9] u/Dry_Satisfaction_139: Well calls are dead sad life
[+9] u/EnvironmentalAir8771: Upvote this if you had avgo calls , dont wanna feel alone
[+9] u/tnguyen5057: AVGO beating top and bottom numbers of course it’s going to V
[+9] u/yokosucks97: FUCK THIS IM JUST GONNA VOO AND CHILL FUCK THE LAMBO. TOYOTA ALL THE WAY
[+9] u/Willing_Spring2736: Seriously anyone that listen me to Donnie talk and not realize he is a goddamn retard of the highest order is probably inbred and require constant supervision
[+9] u/jerm2z: If you wanted to just do a quick flip on AVGO, congratulations on being the latest AVGO community member
[+9] u/LadderAdmirable: AVGO is opening 15-20% down. These are bad results. You don't do a 2% beat and justify the stock going up 110% within the same quarter
[+9] u/chessmathster16: Bers it is still not your time yet
[+9] u/purpleinme: What the fuck man. IBM is still tanking after hours. I’ve lost so much money I don’t know what to do.
[+9] u/enigma_x: AVGO to 550 after the call
[+9] u/FrequentUpperDecker: #MRVL Community in the works!
[+9] u/neaturee: AVGO went down to levels not seen since last week. Buy this little dip and buckle up
[+9] u/Loose_Stool_12: What do you think the demographics of WSB are)
(I'm a proud black woman and don't need no man)
[+9] u/Concept-Plastic: Im down $30k
So far
[+9] u/CD274: Software rally didn't last long
[+8] u/riteofpass: It’s all fucked boys. Retirement is done
[+8] u/Icommandyou: As someone who has to buy gas and groceries, my number one issue is if ballroom finishes with extra gold decorations. Anyway, MSFT plz help me survive
[+8] u/Average_TechSpec: Im watching AVGO closely right now
[+8] u/Abe2025: My port is getting obliterated
[+8] u/LostMallDoll: "MRVL 400 EOD!!!!" 💀
[+8] u/mayorolivia: Micron only up 1.5% today and 100% in last month. I’m so done with this piece of shit stock.
[+8] u/JoocePop: I was broke 6 months ago. Literally zero dollars. I’m at very low six figures now. Thank you regards
[+8] u/AdventurousFinish681: Avgo beats expectations, and prceeds to dump. Classic
[+8] u/Teccho: AVGO ending green lets goooooo
[+8] u/Candid_Payment_4094: AVGO already pumping lmao. First dump is always fake
[+8] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: AVGO 600 after the earnings call today
[+8] u/doctorqaz: AVGO flat tomorrow. Theta gang wins
[+8] u/Fkthisst93: Believe it or not. Huge green
[+8] u/Early-Elderberry-150: We need those degen Koreans to come through tonight
[+8] u/piss_into_wind: avgo actually not a huge rug pull seems neutral tbh, hasnt had the run up like other semis, will buy more
[+8] u/SteakEater137: What kind of crackhead economy are we in where oil goes up 2.7% and my oil stocks are flat or negative?
[+8] u/bobbybeansss: AVGO is literally only down 3%, wtf has this sub become??? discount??? wtf. it’s down to the price it was….. a few days ago. and people are screaming crash
[+8] u/Green_Perception_671: Making money is so fucking easy, and there is absolutely no chance I lose all of my gains in a 1-2 day period and fail to see it coming.
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Fuck this option shit. Put everything that was left into TSLA stock and now chilling. Yes I do feel bad I lost 50k but whatever. Now gotta rebuild my port without options
[+8] u/nadoterisback: AVGO will mark the start of a new bear market
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: Quite literally always inverse wsb too bullish on AVGO lmaoooo
[+8] u/RoyalFail6: AI isn’t done, I’m buying the dip tomorrow 😂
[+8] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’m a professional top buyer
[+8] u/DarkR124: Lmfao. One time I play AVGO it tanks. Oh well. Its shares. 7% ain’t going to hurt that much.
[+8] u/UnivalveX: Axios shortly before open tomorrow: "peace talks are progressing fr fr"
[+7] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Hope this is bear trap
[+7] u/guhhhh_MU: This V gonna be wicked (Cope)
[+7] u/Kind-Mind-8933: Sorry guys my bad.. Decided last minute to YOLO $2000 on AVGO 600 calls and the stock tanked right away
[+7] u/AltruisticWeb3791: Why is SPCE going down? I was promised it would reach $60 😔
[+7] u/zurijer: Saas really pumped and dumped on yall mfs in the span of 5 days. Lmao
[+7] u/hugofuegoeggo: So we just gonna keep dumping?
[+7] u/saw-it: Calls got SPCE’d today
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: 55 mins until AVGO earnings
[+7] u/Objective_Ad4607: WMT being up for no real reason is probably a bad sign
[+7] u/br0botic: My portfolio is the biggest bag of odorous excrement ever assembled
[+7] u/Western-Purchase6449: Why is AVGO dropping so much
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: AVGO has not even reported bruh
[+7] u/avengeds12345: Patient AVGO holder, we'll get to the moon soon
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Regards selling AVGO because they see the price falling when they haven’t released earnings yet. SMH
[+7] u/mebumboclot67: My moves for tomorrow? I uhhhh I think imma lose more money
[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: PDT rules ovahhhh tomorrow
[+7] u/Ghostehz: Avgo lows not seen since… last Friday.
[+7] u/SevenForOne: Broadcum paperhands getting washed out
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: AVGO is gonna open flat to fk your calls and puts. Oh wait mine too. GUH
[+7] u/idontmisstwice: CONGRATS ALL $AI HOLDERS
BAAAAAAANGGGG
[+7] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: avgo teasing both bear and bull simultaneously.
[+7] u/Outside-Cow9097: RESULTS VS ESTIMATES
• Revenue: $22.2B vs est. $22.1B (+0.3% in-line)
• Adjusted EPS: $2.44 vs est. $2.40 (+1.7% beat)
YEAR-OVER-YEAR PERFORMANCE
• Revenue: $22.2B (+47.9% YoY)
• Adjusted EPS: $2.44 (+54.4% YoY)
• GAAP Net Income: $9.3B (+87.5% YoY)
• GAAP Gross Margin: 69.5% (vs 68.0% prior year)
• Non-GAAP Operating Margin: 67.3% (vs 65.3% prior year)
• GAAP Net Margin: 42.0% (vs 33.1% prior year)
• Free Cash Flow: $10.3B (+60.1% YoY)
SEGMENT BREAKDOWN
• Semiconductor Solutions: $15.0B (+78.5% YoY)
• Infrastructure Software: $7.2B (+8.8% YoY)
GUIDANCE
Next Quarter:
• Revenue: \~$29.4B (vs prior Q3 FY25: \~$16.0B implied, +84% YoY)
• Non-GAAP Operating Income: \~67% of revenue
• Adjusted EBITDA: \~68% of revenue
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: AVGO will open flat. But HOCK TAN better make it pump to 500 against all odds
[+7] u/JudgmentCharming355: I lost in 2 days all the earnings I made in 2 months
[+7] u/KeyInstruction641: *My AVGO calls in shambles. CRWD calls rekt. I'm fukt, Damn. I'm not good at this.*
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: one red day and these fucking retards in here just screeching ROTATION RECESSION REPOCALYPSE
[+7] u/Apple2o: Big oof for that guy who said he was buying 700 shares of AVGO for earnings
[+7] u/vanceraa: I was so fucking close to degenning avgo the night of seeing hpe
thank god im a pussy and went MU bull puts instead
[+7] u/Luketeiro: Forgot to buy DELL calls, forgot to buy HP calls, got mad and went all in AVGO thinking i will not miss this one lol
[+7] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: This is because I bought calls
[+7] u/razeusv2: I'm logging off. When I wake up tomorrow I better see AVGO pre market green. No reason not to be. They did everything right and then some.
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: If I catch a bear out in the wild im fucking grilling it and eating it
[+7] u/fish_: uh oh mr market i don’t feel so good
[+7] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Dix avgo just put all of us in poverty ?
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Imagine if it were Nvidia who missed lol
[+7] u/Warm_Tzatziki: My avgo 480c absolutely cooked
[+7] u/BecomingSavior: If you're feeling bad at all today, just know there are people out there who bought SPCE at $8+ and MRVL at $300+
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: Who fomod into mrvl? (Me)
[+7] u/jbwhittle87: "Shakeout", "profit taking", "war", "priced-in"....the market will correct and continue to go up I'm afraid.🧐
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Looks like everyone is literally selling everything to buy Marvell, AVGO and MU lol
[+6] u/Any_Life_6178: https://preview.redd.it/568n4fxgi45h1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc0998e544229727dd6e3f6645abc31aaa61b12
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Oh avgo, pls don't fuck me. Bag7 already did that today without lube
[+6] u/Boheed: Realistically the market is green tomorrow, replaces most of the losses, continues slowly ticking upward for the next week or two, then has another spectacular dump day. That's the pattern for the last year.
[+6] u/YTLupo: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
[+6] u/JoocePop: I’d like to know the most common occupations of people in the daily thread
[+6] u/Loose_Stool_12: The people that still hold SPCE talk to AI like it's a person
[+6] u/baconography: That was an ugly-ass close on SPY.
Tomorrow is going to be a blood-bath.
[+6] u/razeusv2: Fuck. I can't look. What's the AVGO time of report?
[+6] u/VOO_bull_forever: # shitcoin on absolute suicide mission
[+6] u/Kind-Mind-8933: Ok AVGO going back up..
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: No fake moves lmfao everyone's butt is clenched rn
[+6] u/Thoughts_For_Food_: Buy the ASTS dip ahead of the inevitable miraculous resolution of the Iran conflict and rebound just before the SPCX IPO.
[+6] u/Vlisa: SNDK my knight in shining armor.
[+6] u/TreGet234: Semis will crash the global market when the supercycle ends.
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: Both my QQQ puts and calls are in the red.
[+6] u/No_Current3675: sold asstits at open good call.
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: AVGO pump incoming pls pepeCope
[+6] u/StockSim: If AVGO pumps, the rest better follow.. neeeeeed a comeback
[+6] u/Terrible-Interview18: AVGO gonna save us all
[+6] u/Elwinqt: What time is AVGO release?
[+6] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: “RIP AVGO BOLS” just wait 5 min
[+6] u/Overall-Double3948: Want to know why MSFT has been down? It's because I have been using Linux.
[+6] u/JugoShvili: Too obvious. Tomorrow we pump.
[+6] u/sadlittlewaffle: You guys should’ve known your AVGO calls would be fucked when half of WSB was saying they bought them
[+6] u/Possible-Mobile-6309: People thought today was bad, just wait until tomorrow.
[+6] u/OwnAspect2153: AVGO I need you to touch $397 tomorrow
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #AVGO's bankruptcy confirmed LMAO🤌
[+6] u/razeusv2: AVGO proving I'm a regard. Jesus, that's a lot of red.
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Miss on revenue for AVGO validates the thesis of not enough return for CapEX spend.
[+6] u/solidsneeze: my god! avgo at a price not seen since yesterday!
[+6] u/12345cuda: That’s the fastest I’ve ever seen my balance go down
[+6] u/Abe2025: Just bc it barely beat doesnt mean it should have tanked like that. Fcj this manipulation
[+6] u/aliensayshi: doesnt AVGO beat everything? bers seriously be spreading fairytales.
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Avgo green. Calling from future
[+6] u/widerdog: dont look at avgo until 5 pm
[+6] u/Swaggerpro: Freak the FUCK OUT and panic sell NOW
[+6] u/Purple_Bearkat: Maybe it’s best if I don’t even look for a few weeks.
[+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Imagine going back to 2009 and telling someone that a company sold 32 buttcoins and lost several billion dollars in market cap because of it.
[+6] u/cgonz15: This AVGO earnings should be a clear reminder to never play earnings 😂 market makers let DELL slide and said fuck no, nobody wins from here on out
[+6] u/NonsensicalWorries: I have AVGO puts but I'm uncertain this will hold. I always get fucked on earnings.
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: avgo bers celbrating rn, but the market isnt open for another 17 hours
[+6] u/calmoney149: I blame MRVL for my hopium!!
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Avgo 500 possible tomorrow?
[+6] u/Hodgey91: Join me for a prayer
[+6] u/TheSauce69: NVDA will somehow find a way to be more red than AVGO tomorrow
[+6] u/Future_Light_8571: Alright MRVL. Keep it together
[+6] u/le_pedal: You come here to read comments from 17 year olds about rotations and quarterly budgeting and quad witching
[+6] u/NefariousnessLive191: I’m so fucking scared
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Rotation back into WMT? Hmmmmmm
Now where have I seen that before
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: I was promised a trili
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: Brk capitulating was the top signal
[+6] u/Noxta_: Avgo cooking my sndk calls
[+6] u/kryptonyk: Is this V in the room with us right now?
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Santa Rally 2026 has been canceled
[+6] u/TheSeeker331: Yeah, if $AVGO is collapsing like this, I’m thinking the entire market is bearish tomorrow.
[+6] u/SteakEater137: The one time I buy into semiconductor earnings and THIS one turns red, not a 40% pump? Where the fuck is Jensen to say some bullshit
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Shits green by morning this life isn’t real
[+6] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: DRAM going to go crazy tomorrow now that the Koreans are back
[+6] u/NonBalisticSniper: I'm starting to think that maybe... just maybe... I should just get a job instead.
[+6] u/RaccoonMoney1398: AVpleasefortheloveofgodGObackup
[+6] u/unorganized-orange: 🥭 Iranian attack on Kuwait International Airport "wasn't a big deal" and describes the missile attacks as "moderate" and normal under a ceasefire. what the fuck is his problem???
[+6] u/ThaaGZZ: I was proud to show my gf yesterday's gains. Im just not going to bring up today and hope she doesnt either
[+6] u/Sphinxyy5: AVGO SLIDING but when you look at the 3 month chart this shit is literally a fart in the wind lmfao semis have ripped soooooo fucking hard
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: Calls on Docusign, we will get that signature from Iran one way or another
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: It had to pop sometime
[+6] u/SaveTheAles: Welp my portfolio looks like bezos rocket
[+6] u/Red_V_Standing_By: God damn it I knew I should've gone to all cash yesterday.
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Damn man. I was doing so well till like 2 days ago
[+6] u/vermilli21: LMAO
* Reporter: How do you define ceasefire? Trump: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner
* [https://x.com/polymarketintel/status/2062272920341172378](https://x.com/polymarketintel/status/2062272920341172378)
[+6] u/BladeFireQ: Thank you AVGO you officially kill the most insane bull run 🥀
[+6] u/DrElkSnout: I'm not gonna lie, having lotto puts when shit looks like this is comforting. But I don't think this is 'it'. This will V and most people will get stopped out and miss another 15%.
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: Damn SPY jumped off a cliff
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: AVGO announces it will be pivoting into drilling operations due to shortage of AI supply
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Came back to see Broadcom nuked the whole fucking market lmao
[+5] u/IceyFoxes: what time exactly does avgo earnings drop?
[+5] u/whoami_to_judge: omfg dude don't tell me its gonna be flat
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Fuck you very much MSFT
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Enron will be the world’s first future former trillionaire.
[+5] u/yoursupportivedad: AVGO fighting for its life right now
[+5] u/b1gb0n312: Time to lose money on avgo
[+5] u/circadiggmigration: Every hour I see a new (insert bottom here) is btc resistance then they have to go find another rent a quote to give the same headline for 1k lower because it's dropped again.
[+5] u/igotshrimps: WSB bullish on AVGO? It's going to dump
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: I don’t believe there are real humans that bought Crwd at 800 or mrvl at 330
[+5] u/widerdog: avgo hasnt even dropped much yet and earnings are 5 pm
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: AVGO will likely be a bit down, and most puts and calls will lose value due to the post-earning vol crush
[+5] u/vermilli21: Why play CRWD earnings and get IV crush, just play the other SaaS companies and get rebound
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I don't like sex scenes in movies, they make me feel sad and horny 😢
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: pulled out of avgo slightly ahead. good luck to all . doesnt look good to me
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: NVDA is going to go down harder than AVGO off AVGO’d earnings just watch. Jensen can’t pump hot stock anymore
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Alr, pack it up. AVGO going bankrupt and being delisted tomorrow.
[+5] u/Axonum: WHAT THE FK IS THIS DUMP
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: How many mongos bought MRVL 320 calls at open? Be honest.
[+5] u/NefariousnessOne1008: Yall mentioned avgo too much today.... did it to yourselves
[+5] u/unorganized-orange: **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH**
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: AVGO red
Now I gotta wait for TACO to start his sermons
[+5] u/EagleNoahg: There’s definitely like some young guys in here who bought fractional shares MRVL with like $250 and are like diamonds hands boys we’re gonna beat this thing!
[+5] u/fredditf: AVGO Broadcom Q2 Earnings
Adjusted EPS $2.44, est. $2.39
Adjusted revenue $22.19B, est. $22.13B
Semiconductor solutions revenue $15.01B, est. $14.65B
Sees Q3 revenue approximately $29.4B, est. $28.61B
[+5] u/NativePlant870: 🫵🏼 bought the generational top
[+5] u/AlertPen4796: AVGO Black Swan Event
[+5] u/PeachScary413: The only thing that can save AVGO now is solid funda... I mean a shoutout from leather jacket man 🙏
[+5] u/txholdem: i know avgo will turn back up. otherwise why would i have avgg?
[+5] u/moorhound: From the studio that brought you *Ceasefire, Ceasefire 2: The Extension, Ceasefire 3: 60 Days to Die, Peace Talks, Peace Talks 2: Going Well, Peace Talks 3: The Pakistani Angle, Peace Talks 4: Memorandum of Understanding*, and *Peace Talks 5: Memorandumer of Understandinger,* and *Peace Talks 6: Situation Room* comes the new blockbuster hit, *Peace Talks 7: 4 Point Plan*
[+5] u/KeyInstruction641: *Why AVGO why? You promised!!! But you promised!!!! My calls are in shambles. Get back in there and say Ai Ai Ai!!!*
[+5] u/Airader: Based on previous earnings, the call will turn everything back to green. Hock will convince everyone to be bullish again
[+5] u/Kind-Mind-8933: AVGO give us the holy V
[+5] u/daisymoth9: this is what happens when mango doesn’t truth anything for a whole 12 hours
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Avgo you POS ruined it for all
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Buls thought a 2Trillion company would pump 40%
[+5] u/Outside-Cow9097: AVGO generational flying v
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Avgo about to go green. Wtf
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: ITS CREEPING BACK UP
[+5] u/TurnipIll2868: It’s v ing
I repeat
It’s v ing
[+5] u/throwa91: AVGO is guiding higher, we are going higher longer
[+5] u/lilordeo: LMAOO WHY WOULD YOU SELL AVGO IN THIS MARKET
[+5] u/United-Hearing-8286: AVGO SQUEEZING BER AND BOL BALLS AT SAME TIME
[+5] u/notsocoolguy42: so AVGO flat? IV crush incoming?
[+5] u/Bindi93: AVGO cmon baby keep the V going
[+5] u/Commercial-Hawk1431: avgo beat on guidance 200% revenue beat forecast legit 0 bad news in this whole pdf and still went down
[+5] u/refrigeratorsHD: Yall are the most overreacting pansies of all time never change regards
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: SELL IN MAY AND STAY AWAY... Or did you forget?
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: LUNR I need a trillion dollar contract with NASA
[+5] u/Willing-Angle-2203: >Speaking at the White House, Trump says negotiations with Iran are going “very well”.
>“It might not happen, you know? Who knows,” he said. “But if it happens, it could happen over the weekend.”
>“Anything can happen when you’re dealing with Iran,” he added.
booo, he is so soft now. Markets are not going to react to these comments. Where's the "OPEN UP THE STRAIT YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!" ?
[+5] u/Extreme_Coast8002: Alright guys I’m employing my $500 of capital into BB to bail yall out.
[+5] u/YTLupo: **GONNA GO EAT 500MG OF EDIBLES THE CHARTS WILL MAKE MORE SENSE SOON**
[+5] u/Beautiful-Ad-4141: C3AI fadeaway harder than kobe
[+5] u/enigma_x: If Hock Tan doesn't guide AVGO to pumping into the 500s freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: AVGO bros in shambles
[+5] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Why AVGO down after obliterating earnings?
[+5] u/UsernameTaken_123: How the FUCK is AVGO down?
[+5] u/DazzlingAnimal581: My move tomorrow - panhandling
[+5] u/gentlesandwich: 3 types of markets: bull market, bear market, and options-farming market
We are presently in the 3rd.
[+5] u/idontknow1967: Can AVGO pull a reverse PANW
[+5] u/Purple_Cattle_2700: We going green to.orrow right boys?
[+5] u/RooneyToons_10: My port is DRAM, MRVL and BB. How cooked am I chat?
[+5] u/BigBritches619: Let me guess since we went down bigly today im guessing tomorrow we will moon up 3% just cause
[+5] u/Reasonable_Craft_630: scammed by space and avgo back to back aint feelin good
[+5] u/trumpdiego: SPY $745 at open tomorrow. RIP bols, you had a good run, music stopped
[+5] u/IronicallyCanadian: Remember fellas, first move is always fake. So are the second and third. The fourth move? Also fake. But watch for that fifth move! Because it's also fake and it's the sixth move that'll fuck ya
[+5] u/BrokenStonks: This is really bad we might even see a -0.25% day tomorrow
[+5] u/Illustrious-Low4128: The dark times are upon us once more
[+5] u/RB_7: Remember no crying in the casino
[+5] u/ryzetard: AVGO was priced in for more than perfection with goog being their customer and raising equity to fund the AI bullshit and they well, just in line... not what everyone expected hence the drop. fuck, glad i stayed out
[+5] u/Confident-Window4928: Getting out of SPCE, ASTS, RKLB, AVGO, MSFT, and holding MRVL this week is like dancing through a minefield and finding a diamond on your way out. Time to pack it up for the year, I’m not ever getting a better week
[+5] u/razeusv2: Thanks AVGO. Putting in my application to Wendy's. At least I got a workout from my ass clenching exercises today.
[+5] u/InIce1234: Today was bring your Bull to work day for Bear.
Now we Bulls know how it feels to get fucked in the ass.
Back to new ATH tomorrow.
Easy.
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: AVGO literally just back to its price from Monday LMAO
[+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Missing revenue as a major semi company in an irrational ai bull market where money is being thrown at tech left and right should send your stock down 20%
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: So time to sell my kidney to all in again
[+5] u/doctorqaz: AVGO EPS up almost 90% lmao
[+5] u/Weak_Money_9927: Fuck PANW Fuck AVGO Fuck NOW Fuck CRWD
[+5] u/1337Scott: 🚨🚨🚨THE OTHER RED SPY SHOE WILL DROP TOMORROW 👠👠
[+5] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Who got some puts at close?
[+5] u/Beagle001: KOSPI is going to open fucked up.
[+5] u/The_eternal_fight: When spce turns to grave digger
[+5] u/ReadyGain2972: Avgo earning was not bad. Probably takes couple days to recover
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: AVGO Dil. EPS (TTM)
+70.07% Jan 25
+28.31% Apr 25
+47.14% July 25
+21.63% Oct 25
+7.68% Jan 26
+17% June 26
The growth this market expects is unhinged but alas when your P/E is 90
[+5] u/IronicallyCanadian: That steamroller is MILES away, I bet I can pick up all these pennies before it gets here
- Me, selling 420 AVGO puts before close today
[+5] u/DressPrestigious7088: Now for the final knockout move on AVGO.
FINISH HIMMMM!!!
[+5] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Oh great another “AI scare” we’ll be ATH in a few months again
[+5] u/j_b_1983: I've lost two bags this week. A bag and a BAG. Never listen to me.
[+5] u/Wide-Contribution-29: Who FOMO’d into MRVL today? 🙋♂️
Got the better of me. Only one call dated for Jan 2027
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: #Fuck it, all in on oil. This shit is going to $150
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Only MU and MRVL can save me from ALGO tomorrow
[+5] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: I feel like SPCE is like a foreshadowing of what’s gonna happen to SPCX
[+5] u/greenchaos: calm down pussies it was here a week ago
[+5] u/daytrader7222: Nice, AVGO. Just killed the semi momentum.
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: When the shit goes down.....
..you better be ready
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: How many bols got baited in that 10 min dump into the close 😂😂
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: I can't look at you bols rn you're disgusting
[+5] u/yokosucks97: Guys I’m gonna sell my AVGO share and it’ll go up I promise
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Loss so much money today I’m going to make that shit back double tomorrow
[+5] u/hardcrepe: POV: You made good money off MRVL. Then used most of that money to long into said MRVL.. Only to see everything start falling afterhours.
[+5] u/E39_CBX: What the fuck is Axios?
[+37] u/Wall_St_Bussy: It is absolute peak entertainment that a 1% drop in SPY obliterates 75% of this sub
[+29] u/NervousChemistry7401: AVGO (All Value Gone Overnight)
[+25] u/zslszh: How do I unbuy AVGO calls?
[+23] u/Sm007hCr1m1n4L: I got fucking smoked today
[+16] u/Present_Abrocoma326: Look how they massacred my portfolio
[+15] u/hauntedMammoth: Why's everyone freaking out? It's red but after insane run ups, just a correction
[+15] u/rholt168: Please AVGO say something crazy
[+15] u/cloudsofgrey: MU now at levels afterhours not seen since earlier in the day
[+14] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: I have 60+ puts for tomorrow on SPY
A single tweet from the orange man can wipe me out
[+14] u/ManBearPig_1983: How quickly can I get equity out of my house??
[+14] u/DisgrunltedDan: 'Republican-Led House Votes to Stop Iran War in Rebuke to 🥭 '- Bloomberg
Okay?
[+14] u/financiallythriving: It turns out it wasn’t different this time
It’s over
[+14] u/WSB-mods-are-: AVGO ceo about to burst into tears 😂
[+13] u/OldWonder5865: AVGO guy can’t even get his note cards in order come on man
[+12] u/noaholic: Can Jensen say that Marvell is gonna be worth 2T?
[+12] u/Sunkettle: AVGO will definitely go back up...eventually! Beating EPS and Revenue is great, and they have a projected Q3 revenue forecast higher than analyst estimations. Not only that, but they expect semiconductor revenue to grow over 200% YoY.
Lots of positives!
[+12] u/Hussle_Crowe: Everyday you don’t own MSFT is a good day 🙏
[+12] u/Imaginary_Cow9217: The top signal was SPCE diluting shares wasn't it...?
Nvda down, Avgo down, Btc down
Goodjob SpaceX you did it!
[+12] u/tika_dengu: AVGO just kicked off the bear sterns moment of AI bubble
[+12] u/Coogiez: AVGO ceo said fuck it LMAO
[+12] u/Independent-Egg9086: Chill everyone this will be bought up
[+12] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Europoors and Korean gamblers gonna dump this so hard
[+11] u/Marshmallowmind2: It's fuckin over. Pack your bags we're going home
[+11] u/ThanksDependent1001: AVGO will rebound once the conference call starts. Spy needed a dip and will bounce back. All is well
[+11] u/Potential-Plum7187: AVGO gonna close AH green. CEO will probably say something very bullish during the call
[+11] u/plumpypenguin: please give a warm welcome to the newly minted long-term investors of AVGO 👏
[+11] u/Accurate_Drag_8490: Ofc I felt confident to jump in AVGO after watching Dell and HPE
[+11] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: keep in mind that market maker abuse low liquidity environments to cause bigger price movements. pre-market says nothing
[+11] u/music_is_gud: #Gotta say, this chat is WAY MORE FUNNY when the market tanks 😆
#When it's up, it's kinda 🌈
[+11] u/Marshmallowmind2: If you don't come back to 15 notifications after posting a comment on wsb daily thread you ain't doing it right
[+11] u/music_is_gud: Who tf names their kid "Hock Tan"
[+11] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Come back tomorrow for your regular scheduled pump
[+10] u/Gallances: I lost so much money today
[+10] u/EnginrA: I went all in on AVGO 500c, I thought semis were a lock
[+10] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: I knew this would happen and I was overleveraged anyway
[+10] u/ccampzz35: Me listening in to the AVGO earnings with my one OTM call
[+10] u/Financial_Volume588: AVGO better say they have the cure to cancer on their call.
[+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: Medic! I need a god damn medic! This market is bleeding all over the place.
[+10] u/NotMe357: One week to go up +12% and 1 day to go down -12% lol
[+10] u/OldWonder5865: AVGO is the next $1T company
[+10] u/PROMlSED: Didn’t have AVGO tanking the entire fucking market on my bingo card
[+10] u/Consistent_Chart_664: lol fuck I played this AVGO earnings like a complete retard
[+10] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: tomorrow is going to be...interesting
[+10] u/hoidzaheer777: What the fucking fuck the old guy dropped his notes and restarted. MY CALLS ARE FUCKED
[+10] u/OneJellyfish5980: 🥭 holds a lot of AVGO, he's not gonna let this happen long term, he's about to TACO everyone out of this pickle
[+9] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Software “rally” was a dead cat bounce lmao
[+9] u/monologue_adventure: Jensen please say somthing nice about AVGO
[+9] u/SaranghaeSarah: Me thinking RKLB will hit 150 again 🤡
[+9] u/LostinTheSauce805: What a fucking bloodbath
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: oh boy this regards cant even do earnings calls
[+9] u/Cyee05: All this because AVGO missed revenue by a few mil come on
[+9] u/Electrical-Prize5445: Bruh AVGO is cratering!
[+9] u/OneJellyfish5980: Hey AVGO bros, welcome to the club. Sincerely, SPCE holder
[+9] u/thewayyoulook2night: sold HOOD at a stoploss yesterday right above my breakeven after bagholding for months at 86.5, saw it rise immediately and fomo'd back in at 89.32. Both the buy and sell were the near the day low and high, and today it's down 8%. lol fuck
[+9] u/DJ_LilSmoke: Lowkey I coulda ran the AVGO earnings call better
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Atleast no one is talking about the Epstein files lmao
[+9] u/Nice_Independent_942: Avgo will come back harder in a few months
[+9] u/Waiting4Reccession: Tariff refunds for the big companies have begun, American eagle just got 108mil
Money the consumer paid.
[+9] u/Historical_Count_360: What the ever living fuck is even happening on this earnings call right now? Did someone get fucking shot or something?
[+9] u/imnotinventive: Uh, guys, my puts are printing. This feels so wrong, my puts aren't supposed to print. I'm supposed to lose money and scream about the market not making sense!
[+9] u/Jemmani22: Help us demented 🥭, you're our only hope.
[+9] u/Happy-Philosophy9211: Asia is going to wake up and DUMP
[+9] u/captain_casino: Well, its a good thing you guys don't overreact about anything
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Anyone else in puts and loving this?
[+8] u/housemouse431: june correction incoming
[+8] u/brucekeller: Things can't crash yet, have to give us SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI bags first.
[+8] u/QueenAlicat: KEEP THE CASINO CLOSED
[+8] u/MarbledTheFoyer: I'm always bearish and I know this returns green by morning.
[+8] u/your_mom_loves_me69: Back into ORCL @223, ready to get wiped
[+8] u/IamtryigOKAY: Fomo took out 10% off my port
[+8] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Dirty, greedy, cocky buls flew too close to the sun again and got rugged by 🍊
[+8] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: did AVGO CEO say N word
[+8] u/ClueLessWits: AVGO CEO on call: Fuck this, and fuck all of you
[+8] u/CapitalElk1169: I KNEW the Google dilution was the top
And what did I do?
I bought calls
I deserve this loss lmao
[+8] u/Fast_Signature7684: was up 150% ytd, lost 30% in the past 3 days, i think time to jsut sell it all
[+8] u/tripstermcgee808: Ah yes, I see we’re back to the “solid earnings, get bent”cycle of the season
[+8] u/music_is_gud: Imagine being so shit that your earnings stops a literal bull run
Hock Tan 🤬
[+8] u/tripstermcgee808: BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: AVGO screaming AI is dead. Back to the coal mines you fucks.
[+8] u/chem_alx: Tomorrow is the perfect day for calls
[+8] u/nordik1: AVGO dragging down my sweet MRVL into the abyss with it
pain
[+8] u/vCharged: Im just gonna stop looking. MRVL fucked me so hard and I have none to blame then myself
[+8] u/Micahftww: "The House on Wednesday passed a measure that would force President Trump to end the war with Iran without congressional authorization, marking the first time the lower chamber has defied the White House on the conflict....."
Someone smarter than me tell me what this means for SPY tomorrow
[+8] u/iiGoodVibesii: What's crazy is you zoom-out, and this *really* ain't shit.
[+8] u/buttThroat: Bet you avgo is flat by end of day tomorrow. AH trading is so stupid. Genuinely insane overreaction
[+8] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: good thing is no ber was alive to see this
[+8] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 says Iran deal "Potentially Immanent" lol
[+8] u/GlobalAstronaut2254: fuckkkkkk how low can avgoooo
[+8] u/Herzegovac: no way AVGO finishes red today. The earnings call is insane.
[+8] u/whitewashedsyrian: Wow Broadcom back to levels not seen since…last week.
[+8] u/Briack89: I didn’t buy any calls on Avgo but my port was massacred today so bad so wouldn’t make much difference
[+8] u/DDGib: Im unsure how a 10% dip in after hours trading on one company means the AI industry is officially dead? Can someone explain?
[+8] u/mwesty25: Pin the hotline at the top of the thread
[+8] u/plumpypenguin: BREAKING: AVGO DECLARES CHAPTER 11 DURING EARNINGS CALL
[+8] u/AdInformal2790: mango peace deal needed tomorrow
[+7] u/jer_nyc84: Broadcom killed the AI trade.
[+7] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Spy -3% tomorrow lol...it's been nice knowing yall...
[+7] u/cowboycookie1337: Down less than 2% and bears are calling this a crash, fucking pathetic
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Why’s AVGO down right now? Are they stupid and forgot it’s an ai/chip company?
[+7] u/Herzegovac: come on AVGO earnings call pump
[+7] u/HesusHrist: Im not touching spaceX with a 200 foot pole what a fucking stupid initial valuation
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao index barely pulls back and it’s a fucking SEA of 10-30% losses in 2 days
[+7] u/Prometheus_1094: Didn't cash out on time and now my account is bleeding since the aerospace dump.... -70% in a week
I belong here boys
[+7] u/No_Cod972: LOL the only reason our leader is still currently in power is because the market hasn't tanked yet.
Once that goes, WATCH OUT. Rich people losing their money is THE ONLY thing that motivates change.
[+7] u/Sufficient-Aide6805: More MU until further notice
[+7] u/Eur0stept: Buy everything that begins with an M (microslop, meta, mrvl , mu etc) and you will be rich in no time
[+7] u/nickthekiwi89: This is the most regarded thread I’ve read in a while and I’m here for it
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Did avgo forget mango bought in?
[+7] u/Lcc30: Been telling you guys for the last 6 years it was going to pop
[+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: The way things are going avgo could still recover by tomorrow or the next few days. If it doesnt though... i can only tell you this: shave your ass cheeks, wear a skirt, a flattering cologne and get ready to beat the streets. Tom lee will be waiting for you there in high heels for your first night
[+7] u/Karl151: Damn AVGO drilling to the earth’s core
[+7] u/mwesty25: https://preview.redd.it/a7ltw43pw45h1.jpeg?width=1772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f05e6626c54a3af75dd99ec622b7c8aa39af11
[+7] u/AwarenessRoyal4717: How are the galactic bag holders lol
[+7] u/Ok-End-3213: Has the music stopped? Is this it?
[+7] u/OneJellyfish5980: I'm glad I'm too broke for AVGO shares and calls, or else I'd be more broker
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Anyone who sells has to suck peener
[+7] u/tallslug: This is the mother of all crashes
[+7] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Just woke up sold my wife’s car for avgo calls and we had a deal I would check here first before I check out port. How did we do?
[+7] u/Airizom: Great i lost 1 month of slow steady hard earned gains in a day
[+7] u/Cold_Minute_5269: Going be AVGO bagholder from now on
[+7] u/nick8852: *chuckles* haha I’m in danger
[+7] u/Space_Miner6: MRVL still up over 50% on the 5d
[+7] u/Junesathon: Avgo crashed the market. Good news for me its just shares bad news is it still hurts like fuck
[+7] u/mwesty25: AVGO should never be allowed to report earnings again 😡
[+7] u/caughtinthought: Upvote this comment if you're down on calls that you were previously up bigly on
[+7] u/Turbulent-Warthog951: i was all cash and decided to play avgo im acc a regard
[+7] u/vSlickRick1: Well at least now I don’t have to worry about selling my avgo calls at a loss or holding till expiry shit is worthless
[+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: This was the plan. Pump all earnings season until the last major AI earnings and dump regardless of results
[+7] u/dataCollector42069: Paper handed my 65 6/5 $758 puts for a 5.5k gain as my broker didn’t allow stop orders for sizes larger than 50 contacts and panicked. My stop TP wouldn’t have hit and I instead paper handed 😭😭😭😭
[+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Has the music finally stopped? LMAO
[+7] u/putsonyourbrain: one of you full ported avgo calls, show yourself
[+7] u/corndog_messiah: God himself couldn’t keep this market red 3 days in a row
[+7] u/kumako10: we cant let the bers win
[+7] u/ComprehensiveEbb4978: We haven’t dropped this low since…
Oh, yesterday
[+7] u/stuntondeezh0es: He just tweeted that Iran is ready to sign papers and market didn’t react LOL. Bols you’re fucked
[+7] u/DistressCall1: Well my port was up 42% YTD going into today. Lost about 4% today. More losses imminent tomorrow. I think I'll close out most of my positions tomorrow and go to mostly cash. The music is getting quieter.
[+7] u/eggplant_parm827: Here comes the V like always.
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: After hours is turning into a real boodbath
[+7] u/Xzlk: Is it safe to enter AVGO lol
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: fucking christ they're actually doing it, they're dumping NVDA for no reason. This stock cannot catch a fucking break
[+7] u/Jacobpapi: AVGO candle doesnt fit my screen
[+7] u/King_Credit: I was mad I only made 262 bucks today. Seeing yall lose significantly more makes me realize I should be grateful.
[+7] u/GlobalAstronaut2254: this calls for an anger wank
[+6] u/uncsucks: Reporter: how would you define a ceasefire?
🥭: shooting but in a more moderate manner
What a retard lol
[+6] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Full port NASA. Space sector gonna rip from this weeks dip
[+6] u/tgff333: Markets priced in like a $40 move in avgo
[+6] u/Lonely-Relation-7364: Tomorrow is going to be a 🩸bath isn’t it??? AVGO bringing my entire port down. Can’t believe I didn’t sell NOW or HOOD the other day...
[+6] u/astromouse2024: I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO BER INTIMIDATION
[+6] u/NiceOwner: So another red day huh
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: absolute disaster day and even worse after hours with shit earnings. tomorrow will be horrible.
[+6] u/hamsupchoi: So wtf ??? We got ate by bers?
[+6] u/Ancient-Demand3590: Been scrolling r/depressionmemes all day. Maybe tomorrow I will scroll WSB instead.
[+6] u/twostroke1: Watching back to the future 2 rn where Biff owns the world and runs a casino.
This is literally a documentary of our current timeline.
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: >President Trump on ceasefire status: We've been hitting them pretty hard
That aint a ceasefire you boomer retard haha
This Friday is going to be interesting at close
[+6] u/Even-Square-6246: Headache, leg cramps, stomachache and toothache while portfolio is down. Bullshit life I got
[+6] u/da-pkitty: Lord how have I failed you
[+6] u/Prestigious_Way_738: @Michael Saylor, fuck you and eat shit
[+6] u/Puzzleheaded-Bath363: My move is to get margin called tomorrow
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: the stock collapsing and they give us music lmao
[+6] u/g3nericc: Hawk tuah getting ready to pump every AI stock
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: >Trump projects optimism that Iran deal is ‘potentially imminent’
... also at the same time ...
>Contact with US not cut off but no progress on negotiations, says Iran’s FM
Judging by after-hours movement, it looks like you can only tactically cry "deal" so many times before investors don't believe you. They will only fall for it 100 times or so.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: How did AVGO miss???
AI?!
Data ??
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: Well it was fun while it lasted. Let the correction begin
[+6] u/sayemsosa: WHO TF TURNED OFF THE PUMP MACHINE …… I DONT LIKE THIS MARKET CRASH
[+6] u/cannythecat: Looks like they dropped the hard r on the earnings call
[+6] u/spluff94: tomorrow will be bad
[+6] u/PirateCorrect: 70% of my portfolio went into AVGO 6/5 calls.. rip me
[+6] u/ateranol: Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+6] u/rebel-capitalist: My portfolio is bleeding today
[+6] u/tiny_toof: im an avgo bag holder
[+6] u/ClueLessWits: AVGO CEO on earnings call:
The reason our free cash flow is dropping like pigeon turds is we bought 0DTE calls on SPCE and daily tuna sandwiches, but we wanted extra pickles and those got expensive daily.
[+6] u/drbigtoe: christ im a permabull but if AVGO can't do it on these numbers it might actually be joever
[+6] u/caughtinthought: confession: I am much happier when everything is crashing
[+6] u/Wall_St_Bussy: “I’ll never sell”
— proceeds to sell
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: this is nothing tbh, you are just over leveraged
if you zoom out, you will realise there's a lot more to be dumped
[+6] u/GreenBud_Hero: I dont hear the music anymore
[+6] u/Snoo_4496: I thought we going 550 but instead came to 450 and dropping more lmao 😂😭😭😭
[+6] u/Antique-Trade8869: Bulls hate this one weird trick
[+6] u/hoidzaheer777: For people who don’t listen to earnings calls
Reason for Broadcom miss ?
GROSS MARGIN TO BE DOWN to 74%
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: Bers think they gonna have a win based on this sub. Green by 10 am tomorrow.
[+6] u/Much_Researcher_3592: What happens to the guy with 35k call on AVgO?
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: are they pulling the rug already
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: 90% of all new energy infrastructure built last year was green energy
[+6] u/oldprecision: What the heck did Hawk Tuah say?
[+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: I wanna know which fuker is in leveraged avgo etf. Fuker can’t get out even if he wanted to 😂
[+6] u/EnginrA: Fuck my AVGO 500c, I don’t get it I thought all semis rip
[+6] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: Too much greed and expectations for the market to crash yet people. Stop doomscrolling for a couple of hours. Or days. It'll be fine.
Except if you bought June calls, then you're fucked.
[+6] u/NewToTradingStock: Bought 1dtm spy and qqq calls today. Fck me
[+6] u/KernalHispanic: Just end the call at this point omg
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: some of you nerds really thought you were quants by buying calls on every pump and doubling down on every dump
[+6] u/Lower-Condition-4104: I looked at the 400p before close and said "nah...i'll get burned the minute I open them."
\*sigh\* Every.....single....time. lol
[+6] u/ThatGlockGuy22: The one time I decide to risk it and play an earnings call… has there been a worse drop than AVGO in the history of market???
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Wtf did they say on that call
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: MU V tomorrow will be biblical
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Market will be crashing on the first day of no PDT, Lmao... Retail will be exterminated
[+6] u/Fit_Ad_8173: AVGO up 10% tomorrow kekw
[+6] u/tiny_toof: Should’ve stayed in cash
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: Yeah, the market was looking for a reason to pull back.
AVGO just forecasted 33% QoQ revenue growth to $29b from $22b and adjusted EBITDA of 68%. So lets assume forward revenue is a conservative $130b x 68% times a 30x multiple forward PE ratio (lower because it's adjusted EBITDA), A conservative value for AVGO is $2.6t. That multiple is fair given they're growing revenue 30% QoQ and landed another 6th hyperscaler.
Which by the way puts them at $580 a share today and not the $600 target they were just given by HSBC.
But whatever. Guess I have to wait.
[+6] u/Wall_St_Bussy: https://preview.redd.it/68ez671d155h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45239e75e51cf4c881f7681a9cd1dc60748b398c
[+6] u/I-Wear-Clothes: Whoa, Black Betty, DRAM-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, DRAM-ba-lam
[+6] u/Better_Finance_5470: stairs up and elevator down, a tale as old as time
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: GUH ASTS down even more AH 😭
[+6] u/POWRAXE: Korea, for once in your lives I’m gonna need you to **LOCK TF IN** tonight
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: Looks like I can keep my app closed for the rest of the week
[+6] u/stonksf: Generational bagholders minted by AVGO
LMFAO
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: Lube up, tomorrow looks like it will be the start of the ass pounding.
[+6] u/RalphaDog: What the fuck is happening, my port slowly bleeding all god damn day and still going
[+6] u/_rockthemike: It’s over stocks will never go up again (I’m buying calls)
[+6] u/mwesty25: No he just repeatedly said the N word
[+6] u/Ble_h: Just checked my portfolio, the fuck did Broadcom say?
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: I gave back a bunch of money smh
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Today is terrible why??
[+5] u/Slabbed1738: Avgo is the next trillion dollar stock
[+5] u/Appropriate_Win1362: Oh what are my “moves” tomorrow? Crying in the fetal position
[+5] u/ChickenYip: omg avgo dumping after double beat
[+5] u/tika_dengu: Nasdaq took \~15years to recover from the dot-com bubble
[+5] u/sanmar2225: #as a retard dip buyer I am rock hard
[+5] u/leshermes: Mania turns into depression, who would’ve thought?
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Saylor been shittin his britches all week.
[+5] u/Master-Stranger8908: We’ll be fine guys .. green by open 🫣
[+5] u/LeWahooligan0913: Can’t believe I fell for the SPCEtard slop. Thought I had at least a room temperature IQ. I was wrong.
[+5] u/Haikoe: Christ imagine being in 🌽
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Glad I hedged my tech heavy port with 500 shares of SOXS. Will still be down hundreds of dollars tomorrow
[+5] u/Deep_Pattern7103: Im up a good amount this year, I think im going 100% cash tomorrow, today really did a number on my mental health
[+5] u/Throughlifeanddeath: Is hoping for a green open tomorrow coping at this point?
[+5] u/Tao_Eternal: Baahaha we got cooked as exit liquidity by MMs on avgo. Should have taken profit before close today fuck me. Never learn the lesson lmaoo
[+5] u/Temporary_Ad_1573: So will the SaaS companys start regaining their actual worth now when AI stocks cool down? Im in Adobe btw
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: Indeed that's what it is. However, you probably won't have to hold as long as you deserve too lol.
It will likely recover.
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: The CEO of AVGO, Tan Hock Eng, has an undergraduate major in mechanical engineering from MIT. Did you know that the most honest, introverted, and easily bullied people actually choose to study mechanical engineering...Sigh.
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: is this some market maker, cause panic to buy it all up tomorrow strategy or will we have -2% dump tomorrow
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: the great humbling begins
[+5] u/Dependent-Goose8240: Who lost their life savings on RKLB and ASTS. Show yourselves
[+5] u/anto_c_86: Is the world ending cause of avgo?
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Here starts the rotation back into mag 7
[+5] u/fenstapuza: So will we get more green once the war is once again ended tomorrow?
[+5] u/ZoominBoomin: My watchlist is all red! The sky is falling.
[+5] u/Independent-List-242: this shit is finally crashing
[+5] u/fknbtch: it's a tech discount
[+5] u/Haikoe: Cmon guys a deal is coming, I promise
[+5] u/ActivatingEMP: Now that's a red day. None of this 0.06% bullshit
[+5] u/BFox1982: Besides the fact that Bitcoin's stupid. It's also gay.
[+5] u/aftherith: investments going well
[+5] u/AdExtension3875: My portfolio was shot in the face.. IN THE FACE!!
[+5] u/Josepth_Blowsepth: I feel stupid for selling you regards AVGO calls at $600 strike and only making a couple grand. Well I guess the highly regarded guy who bought them feels worse.
[+5] u/w8w8dont: Fuck it I'm not investing in meme stocks anymore. Only deep value stocks like ARM for me now
[+5] u/North-Collection6304: SOXL still green for the day, regarded strength
[+5] u/Important-Warning806: I am financially ruined. My life is over
[+5] u/RED-DOT-MAN: Nancy holds plenty of AVGO. That's all I need to know.
[+5] u/GlobalAstronaut2254: i thought stonks only go up :(
[+5] u/KernalHispanic: I don’t get why AVGO tanked tf
[+5] u/RoninKnight17: Lmao jenson save Marvell lmao
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: If NVDA dumps on this earnings for no reason I'm going to be so fucking pissed. Every semi catalyst, positive or negative, is a dump for NVDA
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Selling pressure ramping up on AVGO and ASTS
[+5] u/OMFG789: Hmmm - a 2,4T AI company swings 18 % on earnings day. AI bubble? No way 😄
[+5] u/mneymaker: CRWD -> stock split
AVGO -> ass split
[+5] u/wildcat1055: ~~If AVGO misses, it will crash the market~~
AVGO will beat, and will crash the market
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: alexa, play Skyfall
*🎶 This is the end 🎶*
[+5] u/trent_upscale: At your Mom's house eating all the cheese sticks rn
[+5] u/mwesty25: Are we in a Great Depression?
[+5] u/cl0udNinja: When the stripper tells you she has 3 Claude pro max plans. You know it’s the top
[+5] u/GenitalWartHogg: Now that the worst part is overs let’s pump to even greater heights
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Spurs losing tonite I fear
[+5] u/RandyTomfoolery: AVGO is about to rip
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Today was boring. Broadcom better spice it up
[+5] u/coronagetcha: I can tell you with complete certainly that after the AVGO earnings call it will be up 25%. Because that's how this market works.
[+5] u/PulIthEld: damnit lost all my mrvl gains today
[+5] u/EnginrA: AVGO not stopping jeez
[+5] u/Throughlifeanddeath: Haven't seen a day as bad as this in over a year. Bet some people lost 20-30 % of their port today
[+5] u/minicoffeebag: Whatever bearish in here, I’m bullish
[+5] u/RDDT_100P: 500 to 400 in 1 day. yikes
[+5] u/justaddcatalyst: AVGO just killed the bull market
[+5] u/Murky-Gate7795: Did something happen AH? Futures dumping nasty
[+5] u/Prince_Chunk: I have a question: WTH Bruhhh
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Gonna do myself a favor and make this the last AVGO call I listen to
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: AV-GO to indeed.com and fill out every application you can
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Sorry Broadcom holders
[+5] u/hallett21: Just wait for the panic to set in
[+5] u/McClintockC: **Release the bots🤖🤖🤖**
#COMMENCE BUYING
[+5] u/Like-a-hawk: I think I'll do the one thing that's been most profitable, regarding my stocks: Hold what I have.
I've typically been able to pick a sell price, and see it rise, eventually. With today's stocks, nearly everything I look at seems to be at the top.
I recently rebalanced my portfolio, selling the winners, most of my oil stocks, AMD, INTC, and ANET, and buying back into the big, long-term players. I still hold some RYCEY, which has been very kind to me, and I bought some LUNR, which might have been lunacy.
I sold my $2 SPCE calls for a small profit, before it peaked.
I've fiddled around with my portfolio more, in the past six months, than I have since 2020. That was not a wise move. I'm still hanging around 28% for the past year, which is nothing to be ashamed of, but I missed at least 5% because of needless buying and selling.
So, I sit and wait.
[+5] u/Impossible_Love1510: What is even happening? Spy just had to pick today of all days to care about iran and oil…
[+5] u/COBRA_DROGO: Genuine question, would we have a redder day tomorrow or I should buy this dip on SPY and QQQ?
[+5] u/Screamdaditty: Markets need to go down 20% here
[+5] u/nordik1: MRVL rebound baby LFG
[+5] u/Xzlk: Canned food and bullets lookin kinda cheap
[+5] u/justaddcatalyst: AVGO up 65% from end of March $2.2T cap
Even unicorns don’t believe that this will rip
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Called it, bye bye broadcom right on earnings again
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Became a long term value investor on AVGO
GUH
[+22] u/xzbobzx: literally the day after I decide "fuck it I'll just join the uppie madness" fml
[+15] u/Extra-Strawberry-702: Bears are some of the filthiest creatures on earth
[+15] u/AdOk3638: # "House passes resolution to end the Iran War" - Congress turn to pump the casino LMAO 🤌
#
[+14] u/Open-Lifeguard-3206: I went down 22k today. All on shares. Tough to do but I did it. 3 years clean and sober. Can’t even numb out. Tomorrow doesn’t look great either.
[+13] u/Q-X-Q: Lol, this was a $2.3T stock. So, about $300B has been taken out from this stock today.
[+13] u/Jinhe0529: It’s all over, Panic Sell everything
[+13] u/RampantPrototyping: Mag7 gets punished for overspending on AI and AI companies are getting punished for having great earnings. Cracks be forming
[+13] u/SignificanceLate7002: The last time SPY dropped this low was.
May 26th
[+13] u/Dizzy-Monk-: This bounce is going to be epic
[+12] u/DoominaTater: Hey guys hows your eveni- holy shit.
[+12] u/TickTockTaudit: The night before the PDT rule change. Tomorrow may be record options contract volume. This is going to get wild, put on your big boy pants.
[+11] u/scooterhomeimprover: Don’t worry, bulls. Axios is dumping their last 12 peace deal articles into GPT for a re-run as we speak. You’ll get your pathetic bump here soon.
[+11] u/sadguy__: Market is going to recover at market open when broadcom goes up
[+11] u/akunisg: if you liked it at 479 you should love it at 419
[+11] u/haze_from_deadlock: "AVGO will be the next $1T stock" - Jensen
[+11] u/tortoisepump: AVGO what the actual fuck, tanking the entire market
[+11] u/Onyxpropaganda: Some Of You Guys Are Alright, Don't Open the app tomorrow.
[+11] u/Zfreezy: #TALKS ARE GOING WELL
[+10] u/codespyder: Bought 20k of AVGU after hours to catch a falling knife. Either I break even on my AVGO calls tomorrow or I’m sucking dick for money
Oh god I’m sucking dick for money aren’t I
[+10] u/beIIe-and-sebastian: S&P500 rises for 9 consecutive trading days, the longest streak in more than a year, has a correction and suddenly people are freaking out. Some people aint gonna survive a real bear market.
[+10] u/nyse25: dont quit your day jobs
[+10] u/CalRippedken: Today sucked but I zoomed out and it's all better now
[+10] u/puts_every_day: Axios planning a colab with truth social to save the market. 😅
[+10] u/ten7four: Who's dumber, SPCE chasers, or people jumping into OPEN thinking it'd be the next SPCE
[+10] u/drytexterfinalboss: Nvda is the next 1 Trillion dollar stock 🤌😹
[+9] u/Dectane12345: 50% cash, 50% holding bags
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Japan pulling the liquidity out of this market
[+9] u/DebtOk4461: Where is the safe haven when this comes crashing down? Obviously not 🌽
[+9] u/magneticpasta9: This is gonna be the v to end all v's all bers hopes and dreams will die when thereputs are worthless by open. Maybe. I hope. I have calls
Someone hold me
[+9] u/GamermanRPGKing: The fuck happened?! Why is everything selling
[+9] u/hugepelican: Damn MU down a whole 0.63% guess its time to sell everything - a fucking retard
[+9] u/Soft-Ad4683: Bought AVGO 450 put just before the close
[+9] u/half-coldhalf-hot: I couldve sold my NVDA yesterday for $900 gain but instead I’m bag holding with -$900 now 🤡
[+9] u/upvz: jane street interns spent all day yesterday telling us to buy avgo
[+9] u/benj760486: Depositing some money so my port doesn't look so sad
[+9] u/slothropdroptop: Why didn’t the AVGO CEO announce that it was going to be the next 10T company, is he stupid?
[+9] u/TaoTeCha: You idiots finally convinced me to buy DRAM yesterday
[+9] u/be_o3: Wish I wasn’t in avgo
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: My port is doing opposite of to the moon
[+8] u/pink_ego_box: Lol at the mfer who posted a retard bet of 37k in AVGO 3dtes
[+8] u/amanj41: V just in time to make sure we don’t have a -1% intraday
[+8] u/FutureSage: Need Jensen to make a small correction and say MRVL is really a soon to be 2T company. Please my calls beg you.
[+8] u/ten7four: Just checked in for the first time since market close
#AVGO LMAO 🤣🤣
[+8] u/CMTTrader: Is it OK to cry.... just for today? Can we make a one-time exemption, please! 😩🥺😢
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Avgo triple beat and raise then collapse? Lol
[+8] u/Throwawayz911: Me and the boys gonna yell Ai at the new york stock exchange to fix avgo. Anyone wanna join?
[+8] u/Short-Mixture1823: Nokia WHHHYYYYYYY!!!!
[+8] u/thefrozen_one: I can see Bers gathering in the distance
[+8] u/Striking-Worker8066: Broadcom ceo hiding info hmmm what could go wrong
[+8] u/aka_crashoverride: War, rising oil prices, inflation, the market doesn't care, but June 3rd is where it draws the line.
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: do U guys think it’s normal to throw 6 digits into one stock and pray it goes up
[+8] u/scooterhomeimprover: The worst bulls are the ones who claim to have timed the top knowing full well they are still holding and about to get margin called tomorrow.
[+8] u/borkdpasito: Should be interesting to see what the Bank of Japan do in the Asia session. Yen on life support
[+8] u/jijitalk: holy FUCK
AVGO wtf happened
[+8] u/CasherburyTales: If you’re ever asked to “name your price” think of a big number in your mind. Then double it
[+8] u/slothropdroptop: 🥭has been insane for BTC, right crypto bros!?
[+8] u/benj760486: I've been dabling at this for two and a half years how am I not generationally wealthy yet 🤔
[+8] u/madcowdiseasereeee: we finally going back to SPY < 700?
[+8] u/S0Anon: BAG7 driving off a bridge
[+8] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Hotel? Trivago. Cliff dive? AVGO.
[+8] u/permabol: Space sector will go parabolic next week
Not SPCE though, bagholders r fuk
[+8] u/Critical-Whereas-582: I bought the dip today my fellow regards
[+8] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Because he’s lying and Iran said no means no.
[+7] u/Deep_Calls_007: Tomorrow brings No PDT rule. That means Pedo elites are predicting number of people who have 25k drastically decreases in the near future.
[+7] u/Fuck_boy3456: The rooftop Koreans will save us
[+7] u/warningexit: !banbet MRVL $400 2d
[+7] u/jostradumass: PDT rules go from 25k to 2k tomorrow.
I anticipate more manipulation than usual in the coming weeks.
[+7] u/imahohohoho: No way 🥭 listens to Congress. No way we pull out like a 16 year old boy saying he got them “skills” to time it right.
I fully expect some craaaazy shit to keep us in Iran that will make it way worse than it is now. Guaranteed.
[+7] u/sadguy__: Kinda funny how that dump is mostly from the tech sector. Rotated from tech to boomer stocks and literally nothing is happening to my portfolio right now while the whole index is down 1%.
[+7] u/spellbreaker: Man I had a tingling in my nuts and bought weekly $420 puts for AVGO and sold them for a tiny profit literally at 3:59 before close only for it to actually drop 15% 🤡
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: NOTHING IS FUCKED, DUDE.
[+7] u/DeshawnLive_: New ATH friday for all thats all this probaly doesnt mean my waffles are done
[+7] u/0DTEKing: Why NVDA is sad 🤔, they should be going up 😁
[+7] u/A55BAG: Hock Tan saying that he expects GOOG to diversify somewhat from AVGO, but says he still is going to make shit ton of money. IMO the drop is totally expected from that comment alone.
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: At this point in my life, I think there are zero people waiting for/rooting for me to die soon.
Feel pretty good about that and what it may say about me.
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Market going batshit crazy. What do the MMs know that we don't?
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: tomorrow the biggest volatility spike in recorded history is going to happen by sheer volume of additional options and with it price swings upwards and downwards (its mostly downwards).
[+7] u/Liquidsnake959: Is tomorrow going to be like today? This wa snot good for me.
[+7] u/jersey856: i want space x ipo to go as bad as possible for elmo. love that its about to happen in a bear market.
does that retard deserve to be worth 1 trillion dollars??
[+7] u/SilviOnPC: All in on SPCX on open, sell midday, and throw it all to memory 😎
[+7] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Shows over folks, time to be gay.
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: It's probably because of what you do late at night. He's always watching 👀
[+7] u/ElectronicShoulder26: MRVL bag holders, assemble!
[+7] u/nemo_hoesss: No options, no margin. I’m chilling.
[+7] u/Ok_Passage7069: Before the spaceX ipo? How the fuck could you!
[+7] u/Fast-Reply6409: When we finally get a proper market crash, it will probably be for a really dumb reason
[+6] u/ten7four: SPY 750 is not a meme lmaooooo
[+6] u/FutureSage: Bankruptcy by Open 🗣️
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Should have sold MSFT Monday when it pop lol
[+6] u/Chromaticism: AssTits fucking me again
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: saylor selling ,either forcibly or at his own doing, will be the final undoing of the greatest scam ever
[+6] u/Striking-Worker8066: If Broadcom v's I'll turn homo
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: wonder if they cook the unemployment numbers on friday or just let this shit nuke to oblivion
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: The sell off has started
[+6] u/wrongrobertpatrick: AVGO and ANET dip was bought
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: I overheard some of you were telling your tinder dates you are a stock broker, you fucking nerds lmaooooooo
[+6] u/MyGFLikes2SneezeOnMe: CRSR is going to moon tomorrow morning. CFO is going to go to prison for sparking AI hype load up on calls at open. Thank me later.
[+6] u/TheDiplomat82: Uh oh. MRVL experiencing elevated volatility according to RH.
Isn't that the death mark or some shit?
[+6] u/Iniamyen: Crypto assed out today. Tomorrow I'm buying buttcoins.
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/WatcherOfMinions made a bet that MRVL would go to 400.0 within **1 day** when it was 317.881 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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[+6] u/No-Pattern-2890: Bought the AVGO dip, now they’re going to go bankrupt
[+6] u/Separate-Rough-8083: Jesus wept the AVGO CEO needs some charisma training. It was like a speech at a memorial.
[+6] u/Proof-Technician8754: somehow my avgo 400 puts are going to print?
[+6] u/Spy300: Its scripted you fools.
[+6] u/morganm6488: Trump said deal is imminent. Why isnt it V-ing
[+6] u/GirlScoutCookies93: Easy SPY 700 tomorrow
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: its over, the bers were right- avgo is only doing 100b+ in 2027, less than AMD. its a pathetic company LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Iran bombs Kuwait airport and says no more war in Lebanon or more war.
After rejecting MOU last weekend, USA says lebanon and strait are two separate issues and should have peace deal over weekend, this time totally for sure.
Peace negotiations are going well!
[+6] u/Shoddy_Network_9006: Getting a second mortgage on my moms house for MRVL calls
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Believe it or not, blow lol
[+6] u/Icy-Leave-9111: still hope for spce?
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Trump took too long and now congress is stepping in...
[+6] u/ten7four: Do you wear wigs? Have you worn wigs? Will you wear wigs?
When will you wear wigs.
[+5] u/Fast-Reply6409: The funny thing about our current leaders putting themselves in dumb self inflicted situations over and over and over again, is that odds are that eventually they'll get themselves in a situation they can't come out of unscathed.
[+5] u/Shah_Zam: Full ported on calls. Pretty sure my ports dead jjajajajajaja
[+5] u/NecromancyAndFries: IRGC ain't going to accept a deal that doesn't involve them having nuclear production capabilities, and possibly even one where Israel continues causing problems for Lebanon.
However 🥭 handles that catch 22 will define our market for years to come
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: saylor rugged crypto losers lol
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: how the fuck a 2 trillion company fall 10% ah
[+5] u/Striking-Worker8066: Wait what's wrong with broadcom 🤔
[+5] u/aa73gc: After 284 green days in a row bulls are crying in the casino after one red day. You will not find a more sensitive bunch
[+5] u/Co_OpQuestions: It's wild to think everything will be green by tomorrow lol
[+5] u/Hopeful_Confidence42: AVGO better be green by the morning or I'm going to create my own company
[+5] u/Blazzer675: Sold my spy puts at -.7% today 😢😢 now it’s -1.2%
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: Holy shit AVGO -30% tomorrow and im here bag holding MRVL at 312
[+5] u/Comprehensive_Tea388: How are we going to explore space if we've never even been to the moon?
[+5] u/Dear_Isopod7642: pls so i feel better about my avgo calls
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: two guys that should be banned: 2.1m soxs guy @ 9 dollars, 600k 2dte nvda guy
haven't heard from either since posting
[+5] u/carcotasu081: Bears are getting to yippy for my taste
[+5] u/spellbreaker: My Doordash order just got dropped off by someone driving a Tesla. Economy confirmed dead.
[+5] u/alwaysthirsts: this whole time i thought we were just joking about being retarded
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: If you were smart you would short AMD. That shit gonna tank more than AVGO.
[+5] u/liftshit9: you bulls really thought this would keep going?
[+5] u/Educational_List_390: Sweet Jesus all that mf had to do was say AI and talk about how great earnings were
[+23] u/KayMS_: I can’t believe my high risk high reward play was actually high risk and I didn’t get high rewards… 😭😭
[+16] u/LeftBullTesty: TRUMP FUCKING DO SOMETHING YOU REATRD
[+15] u/oliver2022: green by morning, bers never learn
[+14] u/rwc5078: Well like usual, I am overleveraged at a time when the market starts collapsing
When will I learn
[+14] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Well. It is Pride month.
[+13] u/DufflebagJoe: SPCE actually buttfucked me, thanks WSB’s.
[+13] u/Majick1216: Can this fucking war just end.
[+13] u/dinanm4: Hands down the worst day I’ve had in the market ever
[+13] u/zg44: AVGO down 13%. Stock fell sharply when CEO Hock Tan started to read the Q2 2025 release with revenue numbers far below Q2 2026.
You can't make this stuff up folks.
[+12] u/VesperGilchrist: MSTR sitting at $9,223,789,528 of unrealized losses.
Bullish.
[+12] u/Hour-Bag-8426: Lets try to stagger our arrivals to turn in applications at Wendy's tomorrow so we dont overwhelm them
[+12] u/SaltyRiceCake90: good thing the PDT rule changes tomorrow. I'm going to have to make 1,000 trades to recover from AVGO debacle
[+12] u/isukforfree: Corn is cooked. Capitulation coming ladybois
[+11] u/Sumojoe118: Why are people panicking? Everything has been going up for 2 months straight and one little red day everyone thinks it over
[+11] u/OnceALoser: And so it begins. Who am I kidding? One tweet and the whole market goes bonkers tomorrow morning. Common Donnie. The whole market is counting on you. Just name the ticker. This time I won’t be a sucker and will sell my dog to buy the company.
[+11] u/ImLemonized: Why the f\*ck did I buy back in hard today... time to lose more money gg
[+11] u/MickSterling: Do nothing & chill until IPO
[+11] u/OneContract7938: Fidelity called to check on me today 😂
[+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: >Trump to impose tariffs on dozens of nations, citing claims of forced labor
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN.
[+11] u/foxasintheanimal: Avgo was the top.
I had 1 Avgo call and was a bear before today.
You're welcome.
[+10] u/ToonamiNights: Thank god Warsh said we were just miscalculating inflation. I was worried my almost $19 #1 combo purchase at Whataburger for lunch was real
[+10] u/Electronic-Warthog69: Barak Ravid tragically perished in an Iranian drone strike today. Coworkers said he was only days away from publishing his first true story.
Rest in peace.
[+10] u/davidbigham: Yo, just finished work. Let me check out my AVGO call . Should be printing , right
[+10] u/BleakyBluster: Oh fuck
Did a war start or something
[+10] u/ComfortableSweet1965: Tomorrow is gonna be super interesting
[+9] u/sociallydeclined: From SPCE bagholders to AVGO/MRVL bagholders
We never learn here do we
[+9] u/LeftBullTesty: This market is fucking myasshole dry
[+9] u/EmergencyInternal837: We have been hyped up at work to use AI and change all our workflows to agentic AI...Now that we have made everything AI, our CEO sent a general message that we need to be careful with AI tokens usage as it is expensive we should only use it for complex tasks lol 🤡
[+9] u/KayMS_: Imma keep it 💯… I may be freaking the fuck out
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: Is it "buck naked" or "butt naked?"
Updating my resume, I don't wanna look stupid
[+9] u/NYGiants181: End the fucking war already JFC
[+9] u/Own_Country_9520: So all my calls are just lost money now?
[+8] u/sociallydeclined: I wonder how many of u panic sold SPCE / NOW into MRVL / AVGO thinking you’re safe because “AI is free money.” 🤡🫵
[+8] u/Toro997: Bears are gay and ugly
[+8] u/TheMostMid: With pdt being over tomorrow…maybe the markets will do something crazy ….or maybe it’s all priced in?
[+8] u/Flexlex724: My hedges were not as hedgey as I had thought
[+8] u/Mindless-Bug-8397: Lost 50K on AVGO CRWD #yodo. I was hoping avgo to go 200 pe :(
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: "Finally got $2,000 to my name - time to screenshot that and share it with the boys on r/wallstreetbets"
[+8] u/fingerjointpuck: Bull run was fun. Calls.
[+8] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Vix not moving, even ber don't believe it
[+8] u/Lihuman: Half my gains evaporated in 2 days, I paper handed a penny stock trade and realized a 25% lost, only for the stock to recover miraculously from lows at market close.
What an experience… should had sold in May and ran away.
What red stocks to buy the dip in right now?
[+8] u/Just_Learned_This: Placed 27 trades today and none of them were day trades.
I have a problem.
[+7] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Was locked out of my trading account for the past 3 days. I wonder if my SPCE calls are still printing
[+7] u/Call_Of_Dookie: Jensen, please pump my bags next
[+7] u/ispooler: So I bought 5.5 SPCE puts when it was 6.5 a couple of days ago and my profit today is only 8% WTF!
[+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: I was hoodwinked, bamboozled, it looks like they threw my calls into a mud puddle today
[+7] u/DownSyndromSteven: Crazy how the beyond pump and dump didn’t make new investors suspicious for the next one two months later
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Suddenly that massive volume of soxs and other ber 3x leveraged shit makes sense.
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: I lost 26k today… and I only hold shares. And none of my positions are new or from today. That should tell you something.
Things will be ok… unrelated, but I was at Home Depot and rope is on sale so I bought 4 feet worth.
[+7] u/SpecialistB: We enter a new age of degeneracy tomorrow. The poors are no longer restricted from daytrading
[+7] u/sabatiel180: I'm mad enough to post this guy.
https://preview.redd.it/3vrqzlb4f55h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8dbf1c61b26efd2defeecd60bb4642a14b99d83
[+7] u/Radiant-Special-5827: My AVGO call gonna fuk go to 0 , anyone same base
[+7] u/surmoiFire: oh look 🌽 is falling, I can be happy again
[+7] u/Ozqi: Another -4% day for MSFT tomorrow
[+7] u/FinancialTower3672: AVGO plz i’m asking for a ceasefire
[+7] u/cryptohorn: There's a deal, in theory
[+7] u/Equal_Airport_7010: I need a reminder to never touch ONDAS ever again
[+7] u/DryBicycle5629: Why did AVGO crash so hard lmao? Are they going bankrupt or something?
[+6] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Why is AVGO crashing the whole market?
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: Refinance where, Michael?
[+6] u/ninjadude93: Bet that 100k CAD SPCE guy isnt feeling so good right about now lol
[+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Went from eating gourmet poutine to food cart poutine. Not even real cheese curds
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Can’t believe I’m down this bigly on shares and less on options lll
[+6] u/SmoresPies: 30min to decide whether to hold or sell at a steep loss. hmm. take the L or potentially take an even larger L tomorrow? decisions decisions
[+6] u/SmoresPies: i honestly didnt expect them to crash the market before musk's ipo
[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: He will probably wait for another red day and say that the deal is almost done.
[+6] u/Psychological-Ship85: WTAFF happened to AVGO?! Gonna take a while to dig outta this hole..
[+6] u/twat_muncher: The rest of RDDT is crying over elons new company meanwhile it will probably go to 5 trillion lol
[+6] u/Sick0h: You know it’ll recover by morning because they’d never let us get cheap calls on these semi stocks.
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: [Iran Sets US Navy Cruiser Ablaze in Gulf of Oman](https://monitor-the-situation.com/middle-east/iran-sets-us-navy-cruiser-e38d3f01)
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: The market would start fucking me in the ass during pride month.
[+6] u/Fieryhotsauce: Donald pumped and now he Donald Dumped
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Sell in May then leave the market forever
[+6] u/chancepack: AVGO is slowly recovering from -13% back to -11% ... theres hope
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: Your boy done TACO’D out.
[+5] u/beardedd27: Who are we kidding, tomorrow we’re going to open ATH.
The Art of the Deal was the “V” all along.
[+5] u/Brawmethius: I DEMAND SPY AT 669.
NO PARTICULAR REASON.
[+5] u/Tillfatfire: 🙏META 8% for no reason 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/OnceALoser: Why does this dip doesn’t seem like “buy the dip”?? Is it just me?
[+5] u/lrzbca: SNDK just flying.. what is the end number ? $3000 ?
[+5] u/tommyschaf1111: Q2 semiconductor revenue from AI of $10.8 billion grew 143% year-over-year, above our forecast, driven by increasing demand for custom AI accelerators and AI networking," said Hock Tan, President and CEO of Broadcom Inc. "The momentum continues and in Q3 we expect semiconductor revenue from AI to grow over 200 percent year-over-year to $16.0 billion."
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: The rules be damned. I'm definitely crying in the casino.
[+5] u/No_Finding_9054: Software rally got done so crazy. Literally bought the top on service now and been bleeding ever since. I usually have a stop loss but then it hits and stock go back up. The one time I dont I get bled lmao
[+5] u/NHLBro: AVGO dropping like a rock with that guidance is a baddd sign
[+16] u/Additional_Heat_902: Koreans arent pussies like us
[+13] u/Mrsir300: I am a bear and I honestly don’t think we see a red week. Semi is holding everything up, no chance it goes red.
[+13] u/133756: The speed of the selloff after hours in thin liquidity means that if institutions want tomorrow, there will be a massive squeeze, potentially to even higher highs, but these conditions do also allow for a potential real selloff tomorrow, but we could also just stay in a straight chop zone with the range widening while the market picks a direction
So in short, anything could happen just like every day.
[+12] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Starting an only fans. Last resort to pay off credit cards
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: guess my son wont have his formula if AVGO doesnt get to 600 by Friday
[+12] u/jetrawl: I am so fucking fucked
[+12] u/Iucki: SPY down less than 1% from all time high and yall mfs talking about crashing
[+11] u/Ok-Organization1796: Guys. We will recover no worries. We’ve taco’d out of way worse
[+10] u/Jhelliot_62: You regards need to make a sacrificial offering to the market god. Your little spce party has apparently angered it and it's laying its vengeance upon us.
[+10] u/YeezyThoughtMe: Tomorrow at open I will bleed heavy. I feel sick to my stomach right now.
[+10] u/AfraidAnalyst: Those regards who said AVGO 460c for Friday were free money weren’t joking. They didn’t specify who the free money was for tho either
[+9] u/CPA-hole: Housing needs to crash like 30%
These boomers are insane
[+9] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Corn gonna lose 60k tonight? Damnnn
[+9] u/RJ5R: *Open the Strait you crazy bastards!!!*
......(Day #94)
[+9] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: This shit is RUNNING back towards ATH lmao
[+9] u/mmal55: Ceasefire boys! We green tomorrow!
[+9] u/Midnite_07: WTF IS THIS… come on man… sign the fucking damn deal…
[+9] u/CPA-hole: Iran really just does not give a fuck
[+9] u/Midnite_07: Whoever is selling… FUCK U
[+9] u/drankleanonce: this shit was so exhausting i’m gonna go play minecraft by myself n listen to clairo
[+8] u/SnooShortcuts7911: If Bitcoin is lower today than it was in April 2021, why should future returns be any better? What could possibly happen over the next five years that is more bullish for Bitcoin than what has already failed to move the needle over the past five years? The party is clearly over!
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: We went from 630 to 759 in a middle of a war that closed 20% of the world oil supply because the market thought infinite ai capex would be profitable
[+8] u/daxtaslapp: Yo btc getting raped
[+8] u/Dude_HaHa: Congrats to AVGO bears who held their puts. Everyone is a genius in a bull market, especially when its manipulated to keep chugging up based on fake headlines. It takes balls to take the opposite position and hold your dicks in your hands. Salüd! 🐻
[+8] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude fuck the goddamn market, fuck stupid fucking AMZN.
I bought it on Monday near open, after about a 3% dip from ATH's. The shit then proceeds to dip all day Monday, all day Tuesday, and now fucking all day Wednesday.
I'm fucking 6% in the red on this bullshit in 3 days. What the actual fuck dude.
And it's not like it's been straight down, there have been recovery pops, but never enough for me to exit. And it just fucking sucks ass looking at being 12k in the fucking hole. Thinking that had I just bought a day later, I could have ridden one or two of those upward movements and be green instead of fucking 5 figures in the red.
And thinking about recovery, if/when AMZN does recover, it's a 12k movement up just to get back to 0. Imagine if I had bought on fucking Tuesday or fucking today. I could eventually be sitting on a fucking 12k gain. What the fuck dude.
[+8] u/kaden_dd: AVGO is green by open btw
[+8] u/MagneticRetard: donald wrap this iran shit up man wtf you're fucking with my portfolio
im not even american and im getting fucked for what
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: crazy this retard market moving from AI warehouses to AI space lmao. dumb fuking retail gonna hold this bag for a long time.
[+8] u/chaos-organized: If you didn’t buy AVGO at $406, you missed out…
[+8] u/sharkysharkman123: What is this, a dip for ants ?
[+7] u/Beneficial_Spot_4661: My kids got new toothbrushes with bears on them and they’re walking around saying that they’re bears. I ain’t raising no bers ! I have to reverse this
[+7] u/xeuropa: Just a healthy pullback😌
[+7] u/whenyournotdead: Gaylor sold 32 bitcoins, and that’s was enough to kill my hood calls
[+7] u/-medicalthrowaway-: AVGO rebound might be juicy 🤤
[+7] u/zin3d: Yeah I so lost it all today..
[+7] u/Gaseous_Clay_OK: Has anyone made the AVGUH joke yet!
[+7] u/tocinoman: Don't worry, guys. NVDA is giving me $0.25 a share.
[+7] u/Gaseous_Clay_OK: Lucky that I fat-fingered into Trivago instead of Avago. Chips and trips, never could keep them straight
[+7] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: I put the fries in the bag tomorrow
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: they aint lettin it drop drop before the spacex trojan horse
[+7] u/potato111a: AVGO RENAMING TO AVGONE LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/NutmegKilla: AVGO bouncing back tomorrow 👆
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #DAME avgo sUCKS, but what about the Epstein files tho
[+7] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Went 90% cash eod. Wish I went 100%.
[+7] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Stocks are the dumbest thing ever created and I hate all of them 😡
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: $NOK boys I don’t feel so good
[+7] u/burrowed_greentext: hey guys! I've been in a coma since last summer, just woke up. I saw inflation has been through the roof!! Can't wait to see how my 🌽 has performed as a hedge!!
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: got my motor oil delivered from walmart, but they also left a bag of someone's chicken tenders LMAOOOO!!!!!!!
[+6] u/PossibleLack835: alright regards, are space stocks dead??? or is this the final flush before the rip next week?
[+6] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Back it up and make it clap
Like a bus full of regards
-Abraham Lincoln
[+6] u/gen_x_og_0DTE: KOSPI down but on low volume - this could go hard either way.
[+6] u/Late_Company6926: It was a bull trap after all…
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: AVGO FOUND OUT IT AINT BLACK
NEITHER IS MSFT
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: Well I’m down -$10k on $NOK but gonna diamond hand this shit
[+6] u/drankleanonce: oppa pwease buy the dwip for your dear hyung~ saranghaeyo~ >_<*
[+6] u/daxtaslapp: Anybody have the contact number for the market ? I got a few complaints
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Feel like Burry is probably helicoptering his junk rn while fisting his fake eye into his ass, then putting it back in place without washing it
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Nvda green broadcom reversing its all going 🆙️🆙️🆙️ 💎
[+5] u/BiblicalAss: how come all red activity is always after hours lmao..
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: How’s my NVDA calls looking?
[+5] u/cDub3284: Im about to be so poor tomorrow
[+5] u/Fun4life90: if this is another bear trap, ima flip the whole system!
[+5] u/Powerful-Reaction607: I’ll give this day to the bears but never forget over night and wake up to open price from the day before. Hope you sold your puts before close.
[+25] u/Goody2Shoes92: https://preview.redd.it/z8tvhkr2565h1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5229f854f39ae3ffc7c4de7082cd4d9262941d1
[+12] u/Worried_Quarter469: R u telling me it wasn’t priced in???
[+11] u/pineapplekiwipen: good night saylor moon
[+11] u/IntrepidToday0: RIP bear market.
June 3rd, 2026 4:15 PM - June 3rd, 2026 9:15 PM
[+9] u/wdwentz93: Saylor recently learned the hard drives he stored the BTC on has rocketed in value
[+9] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Corn bros gonna be up all night watching a line only going down
[+9] u/deflattedballs: Kicking myself for not selling Monday EOD
[+9] u/WhoElseButMe_: Who let Saylor do this same shit again 26 years later?
[+9] u/dabblesest: I can not convey to you all how much money I’ve made with MSTR puts the last two weeks.
Needless to say, thanks Michael, you’re a fucking moron.
[+9] u/Pale-Silver-8178: bro saw HPE and DELL and decided to yolo AVGO rip bro
[+9] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Anyone else obsessively checking their stocks in AH?
[+9] u/ActBlueCertified: south korea pls save us
[+8] u/HaveTwoBananas: When does saylor go tits up
[+8] u/jul99_: I like watching 🌽 plummet
[+8] u/WhoElseButMe_: Saylor did the same thing in 2000 and coin bros thought he wouldn’t do this to BTC LOL
[+8] u/RogerBalderer: Last time corn did this the market corrected. Then bitcoin started rising again before the market went on its run. Kinda predicts the future
[+8] u/rocier: Corn chart curving so hard it may actually start going backwards
[+8] u/Thecreamcheeze: Even 1$ for 🌽 seems like kinda a lot for what it is. Wait, what is it exactly?
[+8] u/Reynhart: 🌽 is different from other investments because it has no circuit breakers!
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Those crazy asians might actually do it
[+7] u/DingyWingyBopper: Cryptobros are getting gaped while SPY and QQQ make new highs every day. Fucking love it
[+7] u/BananTarrPhotography: Corn is a buy at $20k
[+7] u/__pickle_rick: Shout out to all the HODLers trying to figure out how to get into their cold wallets from 4 years ago tonight to transfer to an exchange to sell before their retirement plan goes to zero
[+7] u/AKNJ907: Everybody give it up for SPCE!, homeless dude
[+7] u/WallStreetThreats_: I'm very curious to see how the AVGO situation plays out given that it started tanking the second the CEO read the wrong quarter report to kick off earnings
It always drops after earnings but this was an odd situation
[+7] u/guy_cloutier: Saylor should have sold more to save his ass
[+6] u/Firm_Variation6452: Just dropped 17.5k on marvel shares wish me luck
[+6] u/-IQ200: With no PDT rule tomorrow, I will attempt to make 1 trade per minute. 390 minutes, 390 trades. 😈
[+6] u/RonBlake: “Yeah goofy old me, I hold SaaS and fintech! Market really keeps beating them down so a dip like this isn’t even surprising lmfao” literally who are these people? No one has a gun to your head to hold shitty stocks, is it like a virtue signaling thing? Truly can’t comprehend
[+6] u/gcko: spce error 4.04. Spaceship to the moon not found.
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: bitcoin literally freefalling irl 😦
[+6] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: Shout out to all the 🇰🇷 in here, it was nice having savings, soon to be 0.
[+6] u/-IQ200: Cash account boys, remember to turn on margin at open because WE GOT UNLIMITED DAY TRADES STARTING TOMORROW!
0️⃣ PDT — THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
[+6] u/ToughRhubarb8300: Trillion dollar idea :
Put an AI agent on the blockchain inside the metaverse, only accessible with a VR headset.
Multiplicative bubble power!!!!!
EDIT : IN SPACE!
[+6] u/TarrifJacksonJr: Crypto is collapsing because the USA just straight up jacked Iran's crypto and everyone is realizing it's fake and ghay...
Related to that... the rotation from crypto to stocks is about halfway done...
Iran or w.e doesn't matter when there's so much money rotating in while people find a new home to park their money
Prob keep grinding higher until butt coin is around 10k and there's not much left to squeeze out of it
Then the market will return to normal...There will be no crash... Crypto bros are reluctant to sell.. So they will prob just hold their stocks forever and outperform stock bros...
Anyways...
[+5] u/Zachincool: Reply with how much u lost on spce here
[+5] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: All it took was Saylor selling 32 coins to collapse 🌽 lmao
[+5] u/mrpotatoed: There should be way more loss porn posted right about now
[+5] u/Skid-Vicious: I wonder what Michael Saylor is doing right now
[+5] u/Fluid_Product6292: Man yall so dramatic. Also who cares about Bitcoin shits going to 40k
[+5] u/Impossible-Fun2027: fucking GREEN tomorrow
[+12] u/WrapperMiss: beileve it or not, calls on MRVL, NOW, AVGO, MSTR, and RKLB
[+11] u/dogefool88: Remember: Corn has a very strong resistance at $0
[+10] u/Chancey004: This Bitcoin dip feels way more violent than big ones in the past. Feel like the walls are closing in for crypto tards
[+10] u/RecoverOwn342: The Asians can’t save us. I need a hug 😭
[+9] u/type_error: As a long time crypto bull… I think Bitcoin ded this time
[+9] u/The_AMD_Guy: Its funny seeing MSTR buy like 600k BTC in the last 2 years and the price does nothing. Sell 32 and it goes straight to hell 😭
[+9] u/cbusoh66: Axios at 8 am tomorrow: U.S. and Iranian negotiators express renewed optimism in reaching an agreement soon
[+9] u/Independent_Term5790: The Knicks making it to the finals was a sign
[+8] u/Stack_Johnson: 🥭: In that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner
[+8] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/ln4x6dycz55h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7108072aaed5aee5bb3999cfba1faf937cb6524d
[+8] u/niloony: 🌽 must die so our AI gods can live.
[+7] u/Mangoworshipper: Getting your calls in early tomorrow will be crucial
[+7] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Saylor announces a hostile takeover of EBay. It’s on the website.
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Wen margin call on Saylor?
[+7] u/Grateful5150: We need 🥭because he will make crypto great again! - Crypto bros.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+7] u/jokull1234: Bitcoin just had its lowest daily candle close since october 2024 lol
[+7] u/Temptedourattempt: Believe it or not, calls
[+7] u/Material-Gift6823: It turns out having a crypto president isn't good for the market
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: Where is that dude that argued with me a few days ago that COIN was ready to rip
[+7] u/StandardDot5115: wheres my money, michael
give me back my money, michael
you motherfucker
[+7] u/New-Length5593: FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED
[+7] u/Syllabub_Visual: I sincerely appreciate the $1.36 in interest from Robinhood. Feels great after all the losses I’ve had…
[+7] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: a lot of you never experienced sitting on the floor in SEARS, in front of a rear projection tv playing Sonic the Hedgehog for the first time. those were immaculate times.
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: https://wendys-careers.com/job-search/
Who's applying? 😔🤚
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Biden is so stupid all he had to do was start a war and the economy would’ve been booming.
[+6] u/Bignutly: Imagine buying crypto currency 🤡
[+6] u/fenriswulfwsb: Some of you down vote the daily threads and it shows.
[+6] u/StandardDot5115: yay my puts are finally +2% today
still -23% all time though
[+5] u/thegoosebandit: Im going to lose all my sweet spce profits on avgo
[+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: Who had AVGO below 420 after earnings? Post your bet you sexy son of a bitch!!!
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: I am in big tech. I have not needed to use figma for a year. Instead of asking ux for designs, our PM just mocks it up with AI. RIP figma.
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Mister MU I don’t feel so good
[+5] u/Coffeewin: Bought AVGO in after hours at $415 🥵
[+5] u/cbusoh66: The greatest feedback loop of all time
BTC Selloff --> MSTR Selloff --> More BTC Selloff --> Even More MSTR Selloff
[+16] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Lost 7k today but made $15 on the knicks lfg
[+14] u/PrettyBoySwag99: \>diversifies
\>they all go down
[+14] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Yall acting like the market wont rebound and we end green tomorrow
[+11] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Panic when others panic
[+9] u/ShrimpieAC: Every time I talk shit about Zuck I get one downvote.
I know you’re here you fucking loser.
[+9] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Ill hover up some cheaper AVGO tomorrow, overreaction.
[+9] u/m83m82m81: JENSEN BELIEVES SPCE IS A TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
[+8] u/cirl-gock: Suicide hotlines pulling overtime tonight
[+8] u/Substantial_Ring9690: Was going to Summer in the Hampton’s. Now I’m Summering in the Compton’s
[+8] u/dFrame3070: SaaS will rise again
[+8] u/Snowman33001: When you’re alone late at night, do you think of your portfolio?
[+8] u/XxVarolzxX: But like what if I bought OPEN calls tomorrow
[+8] u/These-Shoulder8017: Dum has a B at the end. Not a lota people know that.
[+8] u/Alternative-Mode-365: green by market open
[+8] u/Antiwhippy: I'm glad AVGO didn't overreact
[+8] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: The best movie ever made is The Thing with Kurt fucken Russell
[+8] u/AstronautPossible374: Ever since joining WSB I have become a better husband and father!
[+8] u/Low_Plastic363: Wall Street is going to be in a good Knicks mood tomorrow.
[+7] u/huffmancoded: MICHAEL SAYLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[+7] u/Jaded_Drink8872: to that tard who started spamming pron stars in this thread. FUCK YOU for making me relapse 🫵🤡
[+7] u/Fun-Choices: https://preview.redd.it/p0xcrqz8u65h1.jpeg?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11153664fcff5d1ac1cccbf924ce570ebd13619
[+7] u/wyudtix: BTC at 63K yikes. And Saylor hasn’t even started selling yet
[+7] u/moonpoon1: Crypto finally moving to its true value (zero)
[+7] u/Noble_Bastard: All I ask is for Saylor to do an interview where he starts crying on CNBC.
[+7] u/opiewann: I’m not fucking leaving
[+7] u/Thotmas01: The surprise ceasefire for the conflict we weren’t looking too closely at.
[+7] u/carrollart: *chuckles confidently* we’ll just refinance the debt!!
[+6] u/ckami_91: 🌽 -20% tomorrow
LMAOOOOO
[+6] u/Open-Yak-3708: Dumbasses who told you to buy btc stocks
[+6] u/Bravadette: Im picturing nvda back to 209 to lower my expectations
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: The Ferrari Ev poor people hate is sold out for the next two years 🤌LMAO
[+6] u/Hot_Set597: Not trying to sound dramatic but I don’t think I can do another red day this month.
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Just coming here to confirm my bias 🐥
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: V between 9:45 and 10:30 ET tomorrow. The sooner the harder.
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: 🌽 going to fkng zero, whoop in a microsecond 🤣
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Buying calls today for this week was not the play
[+5] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: Every other Chip getting smoked and AMD still green. Lisa Su is built different . AMD $1000 by end of year
[+5] u/RegardMode: corn boys getting burnt again
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Ghey bears! Were back! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣
[+5] u/justlosinmoney: Lmfao the house pushed for peace that’s hilarious
[+5] u/cinciNattyLight: Knicks!!! I’m buying MSGS tomorrow. To be part owner of an NBA Finals Championship will offset my pure retardation with investing.
[+19] u/Bluesquare9: Just saw AVGO was down 12% overnight and was like 😳 and then I remembered they had earnings today and then I remembered that I’m holding 3k worth of calls expiring Friday.
[+15] u/trust_it_bb: Off to the gym to lift weights.
Reminder weight lifting is the single most beneficial thing a person can do to improve overall health, longevity, mental clarity, and emotional well-being.
Not even peter theil injecting young boys blood has the same effect.
[+15] u/thrillho145: Gonna need a +10% day for the next couple weeks please.
[+13] u/KevinWarshNudes: I am a sophisticated investor so I get QQQ returns only with 300% more risk
[+12] u/illegaltaco420: Going to call in sick from work tomorrow so I can cry about my AVGO calls getting wrecked
[+11] u/xeratice1: $AVGO please 540 at open ill quit i promise
[+11] u/KundaliniVibes: PDT rule officially eliminated on Robinhood 🍻
[+10] u/Harp-Note: Tonight's dinner is air. A cheap and cost-effective meal for those who made negative money today.
[+10] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+10] u/kenathen: future recovering. bear r so f
[+9] u/Spare_Yam_6301: I’m drunk and at top golf
[+9] u/No_Economist3815: Fun fact: If you bought MSTR 26 years ago, you'd be down over 16% on that investment today.
Crypto bros in shambles.
[+9] u/manupfront: I fear in 10 years I’ll be disappointed I didn’t put my life savings into MU at 1000
[+9] u/Medium_Proof7304: 5 likes and I won’t pull out tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[+9] u/Waste-Head7963: Good evening bagholders.
[+8] u/ClapMeta: so i bought the top and now im getting dumped on. perfect
[+8] u/Vort3x7689: Why is everyone tweaking about avgo it’s not even red on the week lmao
[+8] u/sonofalando: It’s a concept of a deal
— 🥭
[+8] u/907cconnak: My boyfriend is getting me subway 🥹
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Seed phrase🤡 blockchain🤡 de minimus🤡
[+7] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: "MSTR to the moon" he whispered softly, as he put the fries in the bag.
[+6] u/Twoverybigwords00: The corn people are ridiculous calling their scams “projects” and the top scammers “devs”
[+6] u/bendraw: Gonna laugh if AVGO somehow pumps hard overnight. Jensen’s gonna pawn his leather jacket and get things back on track.
[+6] u/SirPanic12: Wow, AVGO is down to prices never seen since…last week
[+5] u/vodkasniffer: Bought SBUX calls today. Help a brother out and go get a Matcha Grande tomorrow
[+5] u/PlayerPlayer69: MIGHT AS WELL JUST KEEP DIPPING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE MACROECONOMY IS A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES.
OH NOO WAHHH ONE COMPANY DIDN’T RAISE GUIDANCE, TIME TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT.
JUST FUCKING GO TO 0 AT THAT POINT PUSSY BITCHES.
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: I thought Bitcoin was dumping because everyone was piling into AI, but tonight's futures are making me think that theory was complete bullshit... this is a good ol selloff on risk asssets thats about to start lol
[+12] u/Horror_Attitude5481: Got a therapist, stopped gambling, focused on career. Poppin back in here cause I still have a soft spot for you retards. Hope everyone is well.
Calls tomorrow it is.
[+10] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Avgo probably going to do 600 in 2 weeks for no reason
[+10] u/thealex7r: Green pump +2.5% eod
[+9] u/jonneh: AVGO CEO basically confirmed on their earnings call that Google is diversifying TPU supply away from Broadcom with MediaTek.
Then Jensen shows up at Computex this week with MediaTek’s CEO 💀
[+9] u/userusery24: Imagine buying fake internet currency at $125k lollll
[+8] u/JohanLiebert92: Market gonna gap up intraday, you know why? No PDT rule officially from market open. Regards are gonna go on a mental buying spree from this dip
[+8] u/Evander85: This 💩 already V on the overnight??
[+8] u/OrganicBirthday107: I lost my life savings yesterday.
I guess we go bask to grinding those late night shifts in McDonalds
[+7] u/Fuzzy-Development872: So I went all in avgo . Shares + massive margin. I haven’t checked for like 2 days cuz I’m so excited and don’t want to jinx it ! How’s it looking fellas ?
[+7] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Whew. Thanks for the comment. I’ll redownload the app and check in the morning. Prob gonna buy a Porsche with the gains 😎
[+7] u/RegardEngineer: The most despicable gang is the theta gang.
They let the bols and bers fight each other while theta stays in the shadows and collect gainz.
[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: 13-18 may, DRAM fell nearly 10%
And then rallied up 41%
And today people panic over 4% fall?
People forgetting that Sk hynix will be listed in US market in June?
[+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: So, will SaaS dump today, or do you think it will dump today?
[+6] u/Sad-Literature-5341: When you touch yourself do you then take a dump?
[+6] u/Dyce10x: I’ll buy corn at 20k thanks
[+6] u/livingunique: USDA confirms screwworm in Texas calf
[+6] u/AbominableSnack: Find the fucking whales so we can profit
[+6] u/Frosty-Search: As a jaded gay bear, the stocks will drop 0.5% tomorrow and then the day after that, pump up 1000%
[+5] u/NewAccount428412: My ports only down a cool 35% in two days itll be fine right
[+5] u/PatentedSheep: I never want to hear about Iran again
[+5] u/Historical-Ad-2551: Crypto retards need to be banned in this sub
[+5] u/Ok_Importance9886: All we now need is an attack on iren and i'm counting stacks
[+5] u/youngmacho: I called BTC back to sub 60k when it was in the 80s, still believe it
[+15] u/ComfortablePiglet842: https://preview.redd.it/12ksqrywh85h1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e603313d8ec1478a12a569dc0ce9458e91811a1
[+14] u/BenisSpaghetti: The invention of the spreadsheet was more beneficial than all of our current AI implementation. Fight me.
[+12] u/RockasaurusRex: Got tired of gramma texting me every other day to "check in and say hi" so I trained an AI bot on all my text history and set it to auto respond to her number. Anyways this was a mistake because I found out that "I" have apparently been sexting granny for 3 weeks now.
[+11] u/aniote: SPY up 27% in one year
WSB: 👍
SPY down 0.4% pre market:
WSB: *panic sell everything right now it's over*
[+11] u/manginamonologues: Marvell pumping 40% off Jensen's farts was a top signal.
[+11] u/barnshaw292: looks like I am a bagholder of everything in my portfolio now
[+10] u/Sea_Professor_9221: I really let y'all convince me to buy MRVL at the top huh. Thanks Jensen
[+10] u/aniote: Do the tax people really want to know about my $146 gains
[+10] u/teh_herper: Europoors single-handedly causing the financial crisis again
[+10] u/haarmeggido: I think I finally get it now, this shit IS pretty entertaining.
Even if I'm losing money alongside other retards.
[+9] u/plzplzplztendies: Bruh if you struggling, just remember Charlie Sheen spent $15k-$30k on crack a day and he’s still alive.
[+9] u/Born_Chocolate9295: why market going up now, i sold yesterday 😠
[+9] u/Sea_Professor_9221: bought MRVL cuz I like Spiderman and Jensen said its worth trillions. Now I'm down 10%... smh
[+9] u/Brilliant-Weekend-68: Time to refinance Michael!
[+9] u/Damerman: These IPOs are gonna send the market to the shadow realm
[+9] u/GnarClinic: Y’all are so emotional 😂
[+9] u/drakilian: I didn't know MU was a subsidiary company of broadcom
[+8] u/barnshaw292: today I shall be mostly staring at my portfolio, not de-risking and complaining about it on here
[+8] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Down 10k on shares already LMAO
[+8] u/Teckel22: You hear that son?
That's the sound of millions of young men realising they were the exit liquidity
[+8] u/Teckel22: S&P 500 Tech sector is 40% of S&P 500
Comms sector is 10% of S&P 500
Basically 50% of S&P 500 is AI related.
How much room you think this has? It's fucking over, don't you realise.
The whole economy can't be fucking AI. It can't be just a bunch of losers buying compute from other nerds
[+8] u/Teckel22: **THIS IS WHAT PRIDE MONTH IS ABOUT**
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: MU can't even dump 10% in pm.
This shit is going to be green by lunch.
[+8] u/betyourask: The coins are going much, much lower.
“It’s different this time”
🤡
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Goodnight everyone good luck tomorrow
[+7] u/Kickboy21: You gotta have mental illness to buy crypto
[+6] u/AccordingBee5821: Looks like I won’t be opening my brokerage app for awhile
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: Apple pumping after hours just to give it all up by open
[+5] u/Informal-Composer226: Holy fuck. What’s going on?
Wsb is alive again
[+5] u/silver_4_lyf: I have obliterated $7000 usd in two days probs will be $10k tomorrow open
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Lol avgo wtf man. Well I guess it's a piece of shit stock and only worth 200 bucks let's go I got puts there 😂
[+16] u/steem99: [Israel strikes in Lebanon despite ceasefire deal](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-continue-operations-lebanon-now-despite-ceasefire-defence-minister-says-2026-06-04/)
Now there's a surprise I didn't see coming
[+14] u/14X8000m: This dump brought to you by avgo.
[+14] u/_Fibbles_: The last time I went 100% cash, the market fucking ripped almost immediately. You can thank me when it's green at open.
[+12] u/pussinbuuts: " in that part of the world, a ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner"
LMAO
[+12] u/DMND_Hands: If you liked at MU at 1080
you should love it at 1009
[+11] u/ajibtunes: Ahhh man feels good to see BTC dyin
[+10] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to u . I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
[+9] u/joycaptain: The pullback you asked for. Don't be a coward.
[+9] u/UnknownM007: RH just asked me why traders are so bullish. I don’t know you tell me mf
[+9] u/HomeHedgeFund: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING.
[+9] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Holy shiet, Somalian pre market going crazy.
[+9] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: My bags are packed, weighing me down quite well
[+8] u/MIKl124: Ok so hear me out. We europoors lower down the market for you amerigards, and at market open you buy the dip.
[+8] u/knoqd_: Why are so many people saying AVGO missed earnings? Wtf are you guys looking at
[+8] u/avoirdelamisere: How is it only Thursday. Life feels like a drag in this rat race
[+8] u/electrojag: I don’t care to lose money when there is a crash I lose money in the bull runs too. I’m built for these streets.
[+8] u/broke_person: i forgot to sell at ATH guys. im not smart
[+8] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Spy dump, oil dump
Spy pump, oil dump even more
you can only lose
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: Never was a v more certain than today. Just because it woudnt make any sense its guaranteed
[+8] u/Big_Commission_1173: Ok, we've all had a laugh. You can stop this shit and begin the V now, cheers.
[+8] u/TheYearGuesser: Bers are gonna fuk today
[+8] u/KarlLachsfeld: The hate for MU on this sub is legendary.
[+8] u/syedhuda: bers are ded but now bul gonna ded
[+8] u/IVisitedYourMom: Return of the pigeon.
[+8] u/amplaoumplasD: Why they fuck did I open my portofolio today.
[+8] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: Dude really sold 24btc and crashed the whole crypto market, lol.
[+8] u/PriorScreen7613: I work for a big tech. The company is literally all in on AI. And they are using every little cent to fund data center build outs. Crash or not, these chip companies are still going to be making enormous profits until Facebook, Google, Amazon, MSFT stop pumping their ungodly profits into them. And they aren't about to stop anytime soon
Our CEO on a roadshow was 100% convinced that if we don't win the AI race, it is the end of the company. He was willing to do ANYTHING to win that race. Risk anything
[+8] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Talks with Claude going bad :AXIOS
[+7] u/Apprehensive-Okra994: Are you guys jealous I am up 100 dollars on msft in after hours
[+7] u/Background-Goal4515: I've ran the maths and I'm afraid its Joever
[+7] u/WooWheee: America’s daddy violating cease fire again, literally no one saw it coming 😂🤣😂🤣😋😋🤪
[+7] u/chiswis: i know why everything’s crashing
everything will be invested into SPCX
[+6] u/-Voyag3r-: DIE TESLA. FUCKING DIEEEE
[+5] u/svpa3991: Fear greed index has faded to neutral sentiment. The new 3 month bull run is upon us