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[+54] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: WHAT A DAY FOR SPACE VIRGINS
[+43] u/A1ienspacebats: See you retards tomorrow after SPCE pumps overnight when it hits normie news
[+43] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Somewhere out there is a community member that bought SPCE at 8.90
[+40] u/goosemaster0: https://preview.redd.it/2hc95emx8q4h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66e9c54ef0eabc1514ea9ae5e945c5d4dbf0b03d
Broke $100k in one account for the first time today. Feels good man.
Probably going sell off my Google position for a 10% profit and roll into some boring tech ETF. Might open puts on space-x. Up 70% on my shares and think the party will end soon.
[+31] u/DufflebagJoe: Made 5 bucks on SPCE, please clap.
[+30] u/qKnockout: Hold and Buy more SPCE
[+27] u/Geoff_Dawmer: The thing about money is, you get paid to have it.
[+25] u/pajaemainroad: SPCE puts are absolutely fuked. Stay away
[+25] u/Some_Current1841: WHY DO I KEEP MISSING THESE PREDICTABLE TECH PLAYS FUUUUUUUU-
[+24] u/Thisguyisgarbage: LUNR and RKLB getting crushed while fucking SPCE goes up is unbearably restarted.
[+23] u/Level_Counter3062: Every stock I sell skyrockets, every stock I buy plummets. Maybe I should just voo and chill at this point
[+23] u/SteakEater137: This has to be the stupidest market of all time lol. I still can’t believe “Iran hasn’t told us they’re not talking to us” actually pumped the market.
I’m making money off of it but holy shit.
[+21] u/oldprecision: HPE Earnings Report: Everything is computer.
[+21] u/Useful_Donut6789: Welcome SPCE longterm investors
[+20] u/SxeySteve: Spacestonk $10 tomorrow
[+20] u/Wide_Egg_5814: SPCE hits $10 tomorrow on the big don
[+20] u/Suspicious-Leg9485: SPCEmen holding the line
[+19] u/moorhound: Virgin Galactic should send a special dunce cap to anyone bagholding over $8
[+19] u/easyeasyyy: SPCE above 8 again tomorrow?
[+19] u/Fragrant_Question358: SPCE is still so strong. I am proud of your regards .
[+17] u/neariced: SPCE will be ripping AH and tomorrow when space stonks recover
[+17] u/lucrative-options: Bought HPE calls right before close 🙏
[+17] u/frogger1988: volume on spce is still huge...ain't no way its over with in 3 days lol
[+16] u/toydan: *HPE Q2 REV $10.68 BLN VS IBES ESTIMATE $9.79 BLN
*HPE OUTLOOK Q3 ADJ EPS $0.88-$0.93 VS IBES ESTIMATE $0.58
*HPE Q2 ADJ EPS $0.79 VS IBES ESTIMATE $0.53
*HPE SEES FY ADJ EPS $3.35 TO $3.45, SAW $2.30 TO $2.50
$HPE
[+16] u/Alarmed-Rope-9062: Riding SPCE calls..!!
[+16] u/notalwayswright: RIP to the person that bought $150k in CRDO calls
[+16] u/NativePlant870: We need to pump a stock every day. Why not
[+15] u/itsokbronoproblem: SPCE is going vertical and not a single article was written today in the main stream media. It’s still only wsb phenomenon and boomer buyers have not yet arrived, because they dont know
[+15] u/MushroomStunning3947: https://preview.redd.it/fv3s8yjkeq4h1.png?width=1360&format=png&auto=webp&s=85b84299eea0c1a36d2b7edfed7336c92d6bed5c
[+15] u/BIP3N: I bought SPCE thinking it was SpaceX
[+14] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: After further investigations i can confirm that: i'm gay
[+14] u/According-Buyer6688: $OPEN I BELIEVE IN SAM ALTMAN
[+14] u/Suspicious-Leg9485: Full port to SPCE for the regards, fuck the ghey bears and poors bringing the rocket men down
[+14] u/moashforbridgefour: Thanks to MU, I broke $2m today. 11 months ago I got to $1m the hard way
[+13] u/Fit_Ad_8173: MU closed at 6.66% up today. Is that att sign?
[+13] u/AmazingPrune2: Holy fuck i actually have hpe calls. That never happens to me
[+13] u/widerdog: HPE is gonna print not fall
[+13] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Crypto is so fucking trash.
[+13] u/TraditionalJoke3548: FOR THOSE WHO TRIED TO FUD ME AFTER PUTTING MY RENT IN HPE, I WILL LIVE 4 YEARS RENT FREE WAHOOOOO
[+13] u/Suspicious-Leg9485: SPCEmen we're under attack by ghey bears, pamp it!!!
[+13] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: That 3x leverage long on HPE is gonna print mad tomorrow. Should have bought a 5x or 6x, and put more than 500 bucks.
But hey, not gonna be disappointed over an easy grand.
[+12] u/NVDL_USD: Watched wolf of wall street at 18 thinking I was gonna get rich from options turned out I became just a warehouse worker
[+12] u/Valkorion335786: Buying calls and immediately praying is a WSB staple
[+12] u/nyse25: this market is straight balls
[+12] u/itsokbronoproblem: SPCE was up 40% today while the entire space sector was -10% red on average. Daily volume is 60x from a week ago. Genius play.
[+12] u/TajesMahoney: I lost $30 on a 6k investment on SPCE.
[+11] u/AmazingPrune2: This market is better than smoking meth
[+11] u/ParticularWarthog319: Up 45% on HPE shares I bought Friday. God dam, why didn’t I full port
[+11] u/Jadeclone1: HPE gamma squeeze tomorrow
[+11] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I feel like I’m the only one not making money here
[+11] u/llamaflocka: PENCILS DOWN 📝📝 ROCKETS UP 🚀🚀
[+10] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Some of you don’t know yet but that was an extremely bullish close lmao 🤌
[+10] u/Stack_Johnson: Bear complete demoralization event today
[+10] u/Yottahz: omg HPE...I was so close to buying calls Friday but got mixed up with this SPCE nonsense.
[+10] u/codespyder: HPE needs to move up 20% for my calls to be a 3 bagger, and even then I feel nothing.
DELL has completely fried the pleasure synapses of my brain.
[+10] u/AquaSlothNC: 2 days until my NVDA 225 calls expire. Bought last Wednesday for 1.41.
[+10] u/TheSauce69: you know it's bad when /r/ValueInvesting is posting about META
[+10] u/Fragrant_Question358: I just want SPCE to go to 50 USD and I will finally be in the 7 digits.
[+10] u/dendenpig: Is spce going to surge more
[+9] u/ExpatAndrew: DELL into HPE booyah
It's all computer, baby! 💻⌨️🖱️💾
[+9] u/InevitablePie2535: HPE. Fuck me im rich we did it baby. Red panty night tonight
[+9] u/jerm2z: Is HPE putting datacenters in their printers now?
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: Where my HPE gamblers from last thread. Guess we going to Valhalla
[+9] u/FoundationRegular661: Shorting HPE was a mistake lol
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #We pump for the rest of the year. This year's santa rally will last 6 months LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Alestasis: What’s the next dinosaur to pump? 🤡
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: If you’re too much of a pussy to buy space now, you don’t deserve the inevitable 20-30% in futes tomorrow
[+9] u/-IQ200: Just realized it’s pride month. End of day puts were so obvious, how did I miss the gay celebration.
[+9] u/octopus_serenader: VICTORIA'S SECRET EARNINGS TOMORROW, PREPARE FOR SEXY TIME
[+9] u/RothTo0DTE: I should've brought some HPE shares😔
[+9] u/Madsen13140: Half cash , half broke
[+8] u/Affectionate-Day2743: PENCILS DOWN MOTHER FUCKERS
[+8] u/moneygon_: HPE gonna give call holders HPV
[+8] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Manifesting a +10% day for ASTS
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: SPY 800 by EOW. Week 10 of Fuck Your Puts baby!!!!
[+8] u/Angel_Diaz17: Going all in on SPY calls
[+8] u/Lower_Skin_3683: where the nude lips, low rise jeans and bleached hair cause it be feeling like the 2000's
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: All LUNR has to do is hit $50 is that too much to ask
[+8] u/wolfenstein734: People have heard sell in may and go away but have they heard “sell in May then you are GAY”?
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: LUNR playbook..
1-Buy up until next launch
2-Sell before lander tips over
3-buy after lander tips over
4-repeat
[+8] u/bananaslug39: I'll be buying more OPEN for the OpenAI pre-IPO
[+8] u/Redwolf97ff: I bought spce calls before market close because why not
[+8] u/Bob_the_peasant: Sold a ton of HPE puts, would have made more just buying shares or calls but I’ll take it I guess
[+8] u/Cav829: Compaq is about to com back from the dead just to join in this rally.
[+8] u/perceptive_AI: You make more money being retarded,
[+8] u/pajaemainroad: MU to $1200 by Friday
[+8] u/dabblesest: Tomorrow is Tuesday, do with this information what you will.
The one constant is TACO
[+8] u/SighRamp: this HPE rocket could fuel AVGO tomorrow
[+8] u/sibalbyonshin: spce option chain is a bonker. throwing amat gain on this
[+7] u/fredditf: HEWLETT PACKARD ENTERPRISE Q2 REVENUE USD 10,678 MLN VS. ESTIMATE USD 9,791 MLN; NET INCOME USD 624 MLN; CASH FLOW FROM OPERATIONS USD 1,400 MLN; GUIDES Q3 ADJ. EPS USD 0.88-0.93 VS. ESTIMATE USD 0.58; FY ADJ. EPS USD 3.35-3.45 VS. ESTIMATE USD 2.43; FY REVENUE GROWTH 29-33%
[+7] u/StophJS: Was seeing HPE here all day and ignored it. Guess sometimes there's actual wisdom at wsb. Damn
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: If you bet on HPE
You are rich
[+7] u/eireniconic: does the s&p 500 typically return 20-30% every year?
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: For NVDA this is just the beginning of next phase...
[+7] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: As someone who owns HP products. This is the wildest shit ive ever seen.
And I once seen my printer tell me i couldn't print with it because i didnt have OEM ink in it.
[+7] u/Clearsky_Beyond: WSB said bullish on HPE, so I decided to buy some shares.
Thanks, guys.
PS: I wish I’d bought more— idiot.
[+7] u/grapel0ver: Holy shit HPE printed
[+7] u/scooterhomeimprover: Talks going well btw
[+7] u/miss_L_fire: So glad I held my SMCI calls 🥳
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Can CRSR repivot to AI in space with some ai slop image backing the message
[+7] u/mrwazoo: vix, spy, and oil are up. glad everyone is getting along
[+7] u/Scalpaholic: Ain't got no deal. Ain't got no gas in the emergency reserves.
$200 Oil incoming and Reality's about to ask Market's smug ass "What did the Five Fingers say to the Face?"
👋 🫨
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Just buy out the money calls on literally anything at least 2 weeks out and turn the app off lol
[+7] u/BleakyBluster: Fuck this market
Give me 1% growth daily over 1 random company spiking 50% every single day
[+7] u/sycln: Bought CRDO instead of HPE..lol..
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Debating if i should sell my imaginary HPE calls at open
[+7] u/Total-Exam-5161: More rocket boosters SPCE
[+7] u/_rockthemike: Who said HPE earnings were priced in? 🤡
[+7] u/rwc5078: What is going on here
Almost every stock I have options on has gone up like 25 in two days.
For two days, I am warren buffet!
[+7] u/YoLevenPressthe6: Erryone talmbout spce spce spce
Why no body say hpe hpe
Money ain’t a pie chart. We can both get slicccccceeeessssss
[+7] u/StatementWide8309: Bro how many of us got rich af from the past 3 months
[+7] u/TripleWisdom: SPCE Balls 2: The Search for More Money
[+7] u/Bacon_Sammich_247: FULL PORT YOLO SPCE. SpaceX 🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/SaddleSC: Can we all just focus on SPCE for one more day so I can dump my calls???
[+7] u/easyeasyyy: Where are we on SPCE now
[+7] u/csekseni1: Bought puts exp
Friday at close, fuck all of you
[+6] u/Frozen_Shades: They're still in the old thread!
[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Can’t wait for another day of “talks going well” and “oil will tank soon “
[+6] u/gervs99: Worst last 2.5 hours bro
[+6] u/tsunamiwaves_: So META went down 32 bucks on a green day cause it felt like it?
[+6] u/cgonz15: What time is HPE earnings?
[+6] u/Herbrax212: alright watch HPE skyrocket
[+6] u/_hopkins: RDDT definitely has some mental issues
[+6] u/lilordeo: when does hpe come out?
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Instantly I regret all my overnight plays lol
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: Hpe you filthy bastard
[+6] u/vermilli21: HPE keep pumping! I’m going to cum
[+6] u/samwehl: Celebrating calls before they print 😂
[+6] u/Bythebeach757: EVERYTHINGS COMPUTER
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: This sub's stock picks are starting to sound like the names of Star Wars background characters.
[+6] u/Top-Fig845: Remember when SMCI was considered super micro dick? Nothing but big dick energy now
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: If DELL is anything to consider, HPE is a solid hold at open tmr
[+6] u/Turbulent-Bet-7133: Congrats on 35% to all the tards who bought HPE LOL
[+6] u/NativePlant870: spce gang I would get out while you can
[+6] u/Misenum: YTD broke 500%. How do I exit because this is legit insane.
[+6] u/spacecadet501st: SONY is the most overlooked memory play, even though they don’t produce DRAM
[+6] u/CaraRahl: HPE paid off now what? AVGO earnings?
[+6] u/habfranco: lol Hewlett Packard pumping was not expected. What’s next, Xerox?
[+6] u/HK01985: Got two HPE 60c for $1.48! Hopefully no major drop from here for whatever reason
[+6] u/Illustrious95: This shits more addictive than crack
[+6] u/nordik1: what is the next SPCE boys
full port is ready to go
[+6] u/Fun_Purpose6972: First DELL pumped 30%, then HPE went 40%... SMCI is up next. Their margins are gonna be even better in fact. Get in before it is too late.
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Netscape is about to come back from the dead just to join this rally
[+6] u/Single-Adeptness-769: I blindly bought SMCI calls off the chart today, why is it up 5% AH?
[+6] u/pistachiopias: Whoever kept spamming $HPE on here...you're a real one.
[+6] u/Yonderbeyonder: ugh bought HPQ instead of HPE
printing rope instead
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Why MU is not going up in AH?
[+6] u/throwa91: Where the fk are hive earnings
[+6] u/nohandsfootball: total port on AVGO for a YOLO?
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: The CEO of HPE just has to not fuck this up in the earnings call in like 15 mins. Just repeat AI AI AI unable to meet demand and we all win
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: Sometimes you forget to be grateful for what you have. Family, health, food, water, medicine. Don't get caught up in missing gains etc. You've won in life being you in a 1st world country
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: Lol, nobody cares about that shit
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: I’ll full port meta when it hits $10 on Friday
[+5] u/WalkIndividual5122: Those crazy bastards CLOSED the strait when it was OPEN so we had to go in and open it back up, and we OPENED it so WIDE it'd NEVER be closed again, and we just kept opening it! We had people saying "please stop, it's too open!" but we kept opening it because we're just that GOOD.
Now it's so open that they THOUGHT it was closed, so they're trying to close it even HARDER because it was just SO OPEN it actually HURTS to talk about. Well we're gonna close it EVEN HARDER and then open it AGAIN, and it'll be the MOST open it's EVER been!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
[+5] u/rwc5078: My whole portfolio is up 35% today
Thank you SAAS stocks. I made my salary today
[+5] u/ValueOfADollar: I got thrown in a dumpster, lit on fire and pissed on today
[+5] u/sjgreen47: Time for NFLX to rise again, rotation incoming starting this week till end of summer
[+5] u/manginamonologues: The son of a bitch did it!!!!
[+5] u/Annual_Ad6007: HPE GOD CANDLEE!!!!!!
[+5] u/sidthelid: Congrats to all the HPE winners. I was scared and got burned for half my portfolio today and chose DG to hopefully win tomorrow morning
[+5] u/sociallydeclined: U regards should be happy spce only ended +20%
Gives it a chance to consolidate before we moon higher than your wife’s boyfriend’s cock
[+5] u/cgonz15: Dear basketball (HPE) please hold your gains till tomorrow morning so I can safely exit
[+5] u/Lost-Plankton-4741: Figure I’ll dabble in some goog for no reason other than fuq it
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Just calls on all AI infra and you win $$$$ like it’s free
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Actually pretty insane results for HPE, I knew Jensen showing them on his keynote was a sign today
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Well, fuck me for selling HPE calls before close.
[+5] u/SuffiecientSapian: HPE is the next DELL and I called DELL before DELL holy fuck form $25 to touching $60
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Get ready for fake gain porn to lure in more retards
[+5] u/yoursupportivedad: \+20% on HPE on a full port!?! excuse me while i cash my chips out for today
[+5] u/isolated-cat: Dell just follow you cousin HPE and do another 20% for no reason
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Is credo a Star Wars character?
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+5] u/Crazy_Zombie8222: Congrats HPE call buyers IV was so high you are going to make 25% at best!
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Well at least my HPE calls will cancel out my CRDO calls
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: I contemplated on full porting hpe leaps all day and did not do it, fml. If I had bought it, would have crashed 20%
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Imagine what it will be after MU releases earning this month. Atleast 25 % up.
[+5] u/Illustrious95: Recession is fake news thanks HPE
[+5] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Analyst is gonna raise hpe tomorrow lol. I can do that too
[+5] u/livingunique: Definitely buying some HPE calls first thing since the earnings come out tomorrow after the market closes. Wish me luck!
[+5] u/codespyder: I need to stop trimming my earnings option plays before close to manage risk. I've left literally hundreds of thousands of dollars on the table this past month doing this.
Managing risk is for investors and I am a degenerate gambler.
[+5] u/for_che_gme: I'm a long term investor that focuses on fundamentals, that's why My move tomorrow consists in buying the SPCE dip
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: I'm working too hard at my job and not focused enough on earnings. Fuck ME! I would've bought HPE!
[+5] u/fabledsoe: I think I’m gonna cry on my HPE calls….holy..
[+5] u/nyse25: happy pride month to ALL WSBers 🌈🐂🐻
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Hopefully the one guy I told to full port HPE before close listened
[+5] u/TaoTeCha: Broke my own rule and bought into the SPCE memestock as a degenerate gambler. Ah well, only cost me $350 to learn my lesson
[+5] u/According-Rub-4520: I gotta stop buying 5x leveraged stocks but I'm glad I bought SMCI just before close
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: And BTC continues its yo-yo self
[+5] u/sei93: Welp tsla never made a recovery
[+5] u/Berto_: 50c HPE looking good
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: HPE quit playing $70 let’s go
[+5] u/HoustonHous: This feels a lot like 2021.. even a lot of the names are the same.
[+5] u/E39_CBX: God damnit I was so close to buying HPE calls :(
[+5] u/eireniconic: My uncle warren recently retired. He never comes to the family reunions. But now that's he's not working all the time, he took me out to his favorite restaurant (mcdonalds) and he bought me a fish fil-a and a coke.
I haven't talked to him much but apparently he was quite an investor back in the day--stocks like KO, Geico, See's candies--that kind of stuff. Anyway, he gave me some very sage advice: plow all my money into SPCE(X)!
[+5] u/slinkywheel: Robinhood coming to Canada, is it any good?
[+5] u/YasJGFeed: Space retards panic buying and selling when the thesis is to wait for ipo conversion before the real move is made. You all belong here
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Buy calls on everything.
Everything is computer.
[+5] u/Redsirr: GOOGL got me fked up today, need it to open at $380 tomorrow 😭
[+5] u/Fun_Purpose6972: Dell last week, HP today, SMCI is next. Don't come and say nobody ever mentioned it when you see SMCI pumping 40% on earnings.
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: im going to go to sleep now and when i wake up i better see a green crdo
[+5] u/unorganized-orange: Hezbollah just launched rockets into north Israel ", I had a very good call with Hezbollah, and they agreed that all shooting will stop" LOL i hope none of you fell for that at all
[+5] u/fe2sio4: My SPCE puts pretty much stay at same price when stock was 8 and 6.5
[+5] u/clubpenguinjourneys: ASTS printing tomorrow
[+5] u/Throwaway_biglaw: If you didn’t buy the $66 hp calls for Friday after seeing what dell did last week why are you here
[+5] u/vermilli21: I wouldnt mind HPE opening at 70 tomorrow
[+5] u/GMEgrifter7: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
[+5] u/Yottahz: compressed air companies to clean fans in data center servers.
[+25] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #We got Google running out of money before GTA 6
lol
[+23] u/b1ack1ight: I plan to buy SPCE at 8.13 and then sell at 6.35.
[+23] u/DeadlyFlora: I’m all in on SPCE tomorrow at open
[+22] u/No_Cell6708: Lots of deceptive bullshit going on all over reddit in regards to Virgin Galactic and Space X. It was funny at first but people have gotten very dishonest about things to the extent that they're actively trying to deceive others and manipulate the stock. I've seen countless posts made by people trying to convince others that SPCE is actually Space X. If you do this, you're an absolute sack of shit and you know.
You bitch and moan about how immoral tru*p, Elon and whoever else are, and then turn around and try to scam your peers.
[+20] u/jmart667: SPCE hitting 12-15 by Friday. Book it
[+19] u/Neader: 76% of my port in GOOG calls I am so fucking fucked
[+16] u/Icy-Set9687: $HPE $65 open, $SPCE $8.5 open
[+16] u/FewConsideration3900: SPCE going to $20, time to buy everyone. Easiest money ever
[+15] u/_Fibbles_: If Google running out of cash for more servers doesn't pop the AI bubble, nothing will
[+15] u/Legendary-Lemon: Holy shit my HPE calls are 600% up already
[+15] u/VeganTurkishBaklava: I bought SPCE at $8.88 pretty much high of the day and down $2k already
[+15] u/puts_every_day: Goog -20% tomorrow. This is so bad, it's hard to find words for it.
[+15] u/Deep_Restaurant3759: We’re going to SPCE regards 🚀🚀🌙
[+14] u/DarkoDokkan: Spce is still holding up well in 7 range, must be all in calls
[+13] u/oldbeancam: Regards so concerned with SPCE “mooning” when 🥭 has literally turned boomer stocks into memes before our eyes.
[+13] u/Opposite-Link: Nothing preventing SPCE from going to $15 and beyond this week. Don’t let the bears scare you away. Let’s pump this thing.
[+12] u/Swiftnice: GOOG selling stock for AI spending sounds like the cash has run out to fuel more spending.
[+11] u/coalmine543: I started at 400k this year and now at 48k, closed a position to avoid being margin called. No more trading, have a stock bet there that could bring me back, time will tell
[+11] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: spce will moon tomorrow
[+11] u/Apadist: SPCE tomorrow 20k more in calls from me
[+11] u/whomakesthetendies: 🇺🇲 - "we do not negotiate with terrorists"
#🥭 - "just had a great call with Hezbollah"
🤡
[+11] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: GOOGL bagholders need to be studied
(me)
[+11] u/Fhyzikz: GOOG diluting shareholders like a shitco lmao
[+11] u/plumpypenguin: I know one of you bought my $370 GOOG weekly calls when it was $7 lmao
[+11] u/TipEmpty8429: Everyone kept saying HPE HPE HPE. Well done, I didn’t make the move, but good to see conviction rewarded
[+11] u/Haikoe: Hpe up casual 50 percent lmao
[+10] u/ComfortablePiglet842: https://preview.redd.it/2dcejlzghq4h1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=89c6fc4f7c29e8b2396a97b2b188bcdaca62c193
[+10] u/Scrogwiggle: Holy shit Google. I just went all in on 400 July calls today too 🤡
[+10] u/Xzlk: Well that explains why META AMZN and GOOG sold off all day. Insiders knew about the Google dilution! Fun stuff!
[+10] u/plumpypenguin: GOOG diluting before SPCE lmao
[+10] u/HAND__EGG: WOWWWWWWWWW
Google just completely fucked me
What the fuck just happened?
[+9] u/BlitzComet95: HPE really revived me. Only bought one call but the moves I can make with 1k would be vicious
[+9] u/EnginrA: WHY THE HELL DOES A COMPANY LIKE GOOGLE NEED TO DILUTE???
[+9] u/dreacks1013: The volume on SPCE is actually insane
[+9] u/Sea-Animator4250: Was wondering why $GOOGL was sinking the last 5 trading days.... the insiders knew a stock sale was coming!
[+9] u/Asleep_Emphasis69: lmao welcome GOOGL bagholders....how does it feel guzzling Sundar's big ol' balls?
[+9] u/PomegranateLoud4136: is it normal that a multi trillion dollar company is dilluting?
[+9] u/LostMallDoll: the spce trade is still probably early but i'm going to wait and buy the top and dca as it crashes and join a decicated subreddit because community is important for mental wellbeing
[+9] u/solid_snake1994: What’s everyone’s prediction for SPCE tomorrow?
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: Really hoping MU has a killer overnight session and we gaping up towards 1075 tomorrow 📈
[+8] u/bluen: It's crazy we are deliberately destabilizing markets
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Im gonna be honest fellas. SPCE still has alot of room to run
[+8] u/JsonPun: I can’t believe I bought so little HPE, but at least I’ll get something
[+8] u/Visible_Ad_2271: Real valuable companies falling like rocks while overvalued shit companies go up 10% ever day. Great market.
[+8] u/Normal-Phase-1252: A fucking 3 trn mcap company with the highest fcf doing a capital raise for AI infrastructure must be the top. Black swan event.
[+8] u/XxVarolzxX: The worst part about being poor is not having hundreds of thousands to gamble with
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: who'd have thought you would see fucking GOOG doing on offering lmao
[+8] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: wtf MU 1039 this shit is not real. I panicksold it late 2024 for fucking 75$ or something
[+8] u/we2deep: Good on Google looking to the market for liquidity rather than continuing to lay off people to fund AI. AI will pay off, but you actually need your talent to get there.
Despite knowing this my level of regardation was quite high. I sold my HPE call that I bought last thursday this afternoon thinking that there wasnt enough hype on trading day for me to stick it out... AFterhours already up to 65. I made hundreds when I could have made thousands if I just waited for the damn play to actually resolve.
I like ASTS tomorrow. Hopefully my puts on SNOW print. Just a lil retest back to 260 is all I need.
[+8] u/OldWonder5865: Google don’t dilute your shareholders you’re so sexy aha
[+8] u/NotAFridge: this google news is making me want to go back to cash
[+8] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: It's crazy how Israel plays the US like a puppet
[+8] u/FuturelyKnownAsCrust: ALL ABOARD THE HPE LOVECRAFT 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+8] u/9tacos: Time for Zuckerfuck to dilute even harder than GOOG 🤣 🤡
[+8] u/MicioBau: It takes a special talent to lose money in this market. A special talent only stable geniuses like myself possess 😎
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Told you HPE would moon, those guys are in the same boat as DELL. HPE is all servers and has nothing to do with the consumer "HP" stuff. I'm probably going to cash 50% out off HPE and stick it into AVGO tomorrow. Keeping 50% into HPE because I'm expecting it to moon even harder over the next couple of weeks/months, it's dirt cheap even after today's 40% mooning.
Glad I've worked with both HPE and AVGO's servers on a daily basis at our company for the last 10+ years, including the financial administration for those. Definitely expecting AVGO to moon as well tomorrow, but not as hard as DELL or HPE.
If AVGO moons as well I'm definitely taking an early position on IBM right after that.
Perhaps even SMCI after IBM, but I barely know anything about SMCI.
[+7] u/Low_Trick4604: Getting f’ed, no lube by g0og and amzn 🥲
[+7] u/Grade_Potential: imagine selling spce when the real fomo pump havent even started yet lmao, you dont know whats coming...
[+7] u/AdOk3638: So many spce bagholders, oh mah guh!
[+7] u/internetf1fan: Seeing everything moon apart from the stocks you bought calls on is so frustrating
[+7] u/clouts1: Bubble confirmed. Lmao
[+7] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Buyin that Googl sale
[+7] u/conflicted_humanist: Google dropping $80 Billion on retail to raise capital. Why are they so poor?
[+7] u/AllTimeTy: did you guys see that article about GOOGL releasing mosquitoes in California and Florida? LMAO
[+7] u/svpa3991: Wow Google, Amazon, meta. Looking real shit tomorrow
[+7] u/Xzlk: META now 50% of my port. Doubling down is a real son of a bitch.
[+7] u/LongroddMcHugendong: I’m pretty sure it was like 20 of y’all exchanging shares of SPCE 284 million times today amongst yourselves
[+7] u/No-Alarm3762: Market was doing so good and Sundar decides to dilute lol
[+7] u/canadian_Biscuit: I bought SMCI calls this morning :)
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: I am just getting fucked every single day off random dumps lmfao
[+7] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # havent seen a ber post in a minute lmaooo
[+7] u/Ok-Internal3027: SPCE, See now the work of your faith!
[+7] u/ai___________: When a company is asking for money, you better not give
[+7] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: If you think GOOG calls was my worst play so far you are wrong.
[+7] u/Independent_Cow_6603: Spce 15$ before the end of this week.
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: Perfect timing for HPE after NVDA and GOOG’s announcements. Seriously perfect timing
[+7] u/No_Current3675: Stonk up 49% over a month, down 2% AH, retard bitches here like ***IT'S CRASHING BOL FOOK***.
[+7] u/No_Stand5622: HP printer now can print money directly from home
[+7] u/Vegetable_Log_3837: Since when is +21% a rug pull?
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: Anyone brave enough to buy DELL puts can instead donate the money to a local food bank - money will go a lot further in improving the lives of the less fortunate 😂
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: If I just followed the hype stocks, I’d be up at least 200% 🫠
[+6] u/Neader: Can someone tell me what in the fuck is happening to GOOG rn
[+6] u/thisisaredditforart: In hindsight: I should have hung onto my dell $420 calls longer than today.
In near sight: I fucking love profit.
[+6] u/saltednutz69: Data server builders pumping bigly. Dell, HPE, and the next one to pump will be SMCI
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Jesus Christ this market is insane. Makes 2020 look boring and gay. 10/10 would lose money in it again.
[+6] u/Able-Technology-8055: HPE paying for my kids summer camps 🙌
[+6] u/DryOne4434: Ya know what man whatever I don’t even like money
[+6] u/Blackmuffim: can anyone here explain to me why they believe SPCE still has room to run?
[+6] u/perhapsasinner: Quite lucky I decided to buy HPE, I genuinely thought the play was too obvious and already priced in, I just wished I buy more tbh
[+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Amazon COOKING me boy
[+6] u/Lanky-Ad2851: My wife's boyfriend says I need to move out
[+6] u/coloredzebra: Over reaction on Google , BTD NIBBA
[+6] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: GOOGL forgot it’s the most profitable company in the S&P 500
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Fuck HPE and DELL! Cause I didn’t get in.
[+6] u/Thoughts_For_Food_: $ASTS is oversold. Bluebirds 8-9-10 are sitting at Cape Canaveral awaiting launch ~June 29. SPCX IPO is coming up. Commercial contracts soon. That thing is ready to 🚀
[+6] u/IamtryigOKAY: Now don’t be selling now
[+6] u/caringforapathy: You dummies keep calling out the tickers, and this dummy keeps ignoring them.
I thought there's no way HPE pulls off a Dell. Yet here we are.
[+6] u/sylphvanas: All in facecock calls
[+6] u/svpa3991: I’m too regarded to understand companies man. Google prints money, does billions in buybacks but now they need money. Tf how bout not do all that worthless share buybacks then lmao
[+6] u/TreeeBender: Plan tomorrow. Rally SPCE
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: At this rate, MU will be worth more than META by Wednesday.
[+6] u/anto_c_86: Why is msft dipping too? I get goog, but, I mean
[+6] u/A55BAG: Berkshire has been hoarding cash so they can fund GOOGL chasing AGI lmao 🤣
[+6] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: GOOG - the most profitable company ever telling you that it's worth diluting to go full into datacenters and you will still panicsell like a pussy because you think you know better. Classic WSB.
PUTS!!!
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: Goog why don't you sell YouTube to free up cash if you have so much faith in ai
[+6] u/BuyHighSellLow__: SMCI not so micro anymore 🚀😈🐂🐂
[+6] u/blackcatpandora: Only bought 2 HPE calls.. shoulda gone hard I guess
[+6] u/MammothKey8122: I literally bought google calls today 😠
[+6] u/drkgla: Perhaps they are diluting to afford more mosquitos.
[+6] u/early-retirement-plz: Mods typo in my flair, please change rich to poor
[+6] u/Mehitabel-453: I just checked my options watchlist, if I’d have bought a single MU call 10 days ago I’d be up 25k. Instead like an idiot today I buy Oracle at the top.
[+6] u/GonnaBeWealthy: Just hit a new PR on bench press, 305 lbs.
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: idk why people keep saying this is a bubble, this thing could run another few days, possible a whole entire week EASILY before going to zero
[+6] u/Fun_Lingonberry_6244: Because dell and now HPE prove SMCIs future projections and book are clearly there. Its a super large market
[+6] u/RevealFit9288: What? It’s barely off its highs lol. Celebrate when it’s back to 4 or something
[+6] u/Less-Entrepreneur-29: its still ramping up lmao
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Easy come easy go, job forever stable income.
[+5] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: Alright Google raising capital is definitely a bubble sign Lmao! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: The whole market is a fucking meme stock bruh
[+5] u/ramy_mousa: wait, how does HPE makes 10B a quarter with a 60B market cap? i smell an MU type of situation here
[+5] u/tails2729: My DD for SPCE
Pros:
Space is hot rn
SPCE is a similar ticker to SPCX and people will confuse the two
Cons:
TBD
[+5] u/Professional_Cat9647: Wtf I actually have a green number on my portfolio, is this a bug?
[+5] u/True-Challenge-6168: SPCE to 100 one day again
[+5] u/wowthisislong: Everyone was talking about spce either pumping or dumping after hours and it... Doesnt move at all
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: google rugging their investors lol
[+5] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: No wonder Googl was weak. Someone always knows. Also Wtf happened to META
[+5] u/Level10Retard: https://preview.redd.it/xu7uglfkhq4h1.png?width=1045&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f42248a0b7c3c1c89a8d6a412bcf70a317c3543
I posted WSB vibe comment outside WSB subreddit.
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: Virgin Galactic back to $920 just real quick so we can all retire then back to $3
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: #ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: AI top is in when GOOG has to dilute lmao
[+5] u/coloredzebra: Mother fucker I took GOOGL calls at the close OMFG
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Fucking google. Thanks sundar you dickhead.
[+5] u/NotMe357: In a few hours:
TACO: YO! Netan!
Netanyahu: Yo wazzup buddy!
TACO: Hey, can you do a fast ceasefire?
Netanyahu: Of course man. Anything for you buddy!
TACO: Thanks! I owned you one!
‐‐----‐-‐-----
Israel and Lebanon Ceasefire extend 2 weeks.
Market shoot up +1.5%.
[+5] u/Potato_Battery: The D in Monkey D. Luffy stands for DRAM.
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: Hey guys, I might OPEN another position on SPCE because I accidentally bought HPV instead of HPE
[+5] u/rcbits16: WTF happened to GOOG?
[+5] u/smiling-politely-97: WTF is happening to GOOG?
[+5] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: WOW SMCI ... I held those bags for a year and a half ... finally getting light
[+5] u/user_8353517: Dont worry, GOOG will recover when they announce whatever AI expansion is that they need this money for.
[+5] u/MickSterling: Do nothing & Tend to the garden. Food crisis is upon us so I’m building that security.. oh & Diamond hand SPICE until IPO ✌️
[+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Is META gonna be the first hyperscaler to throw in the towel and give up? Sure seems like it, their path to profitability with AI looks horrible. They are way behind openAI and anthropic
[+5] u/Junesathon: Is there an etf with all the fcking ai , computers and memory all in one? Just lemme buy leaps on that shit and call it a day.
[+5] u/A55BAG: GOOGL needing more money is very bullish for semis. Sell the broke hyper scalers and buy the semis.
[+5] u/CryptoTAGod: lmao I thought only trash like memestop diluted shares
[+5] u/Dinosaur_Eats_Pizza: In case there is any confusion...
SPCE rose 22% today.
Lots of paper hands but it still closed out strong.
[+5] u/am22fcw: Market is clearly telling the hyperscalers to chill tf out on the spending and none of them are listening
[+5] u/sitbar: in what world does Google need to dilute LMAO
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Gemini is bringing in soon much money they need to dilute for 80 billions. Not even virgin is diluting.
[+5] u/Dyce10x: GOOGL SO POOR IT HAD TO TAP THE ATM LOLOLOL
[+5] u/Xzlk: Objectively hilarious that the most likely bubble stocks right now are the same exact ones from 2000
[+5] u/BDObadguy: If I wanted to get diluted I'd go back to trading penny stocks. This is unacceptable.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Googl diluted? The ai CAPEX cannot be worth this brother
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # WHY CANT I HIT ONE OF THE 40% MOVES OVERNIGHT MF
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I should place a motion sensor on my sprinklers so they run whenever someone parks on my lawn
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: What’s 80 billy between friends
[+5] u/Xzlk: Bro what does Jensen have on these big tech CEOs. He’s got all of them by the balls. They just keep giving him money.
[+5] u/EatMaTesticles: Remember scrum masters? Wild times.
[+5] u/Independent_Drop4317: No fundamentals, all retardmaxxing 😮💨
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I literally bought a Googl call at close. What a piece of shit.
[+5] u/Swiftnice: Software is gonna sell off so much tomorrow now that GOOG basically told the world the cash has run out.
[+5] u/Gorgenapper: These Google infrastructure costs don't even look like real numbers anymore
[+5] u/_Wendig0_: Goddammit. Bought a whole 2 HPE 35c leaps to keep it on my watchlist and then...didn't look at my watchlist. I'm such a fucken chud.
[+5] u/Snoo78383: what do I do with my goog calls man
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: What are we buying tomorrow my neg
[+5] u/Ozqi: I bought calls after FOMO guys that’s why everything went down after several straight weeks of green.
[+5] u/hypeaze: Ah yes, Hewlett-Packard... kodak, xerox and other 20th century failures. Why not?
[+5] u/callmeladygrey: I bought CRDO instead of HPE. AMA 🫡
[+5] u/Swiftnice: The main argument for there not being an A.I. bubble is that tech companies were using their huge cash reserves to fuel capex spending vs the dot com crash where they used debt. If more companies start issuing shares like google just did or start issuing huge amounts of bonds it will be just like 2000 again.
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Bro these companies are fuking idiots. The market is evaporating them in real time and they still have the arrogance to think they can spend. Somebody tell these fucks that gone are the days of Mag 7. Glad I sold 75% of my GOOGL at highs. How tf are you going to be stupid enough to raise 80 billion through equity after seeing what the market has done to META. Idiots
[+5] u/MarbledTheFoyer: WSB now claiming to know more about optimal capital structure than Google C Suite
[+5] u/EnginrA: HPE is up because I bought a new printer last month 😎
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: If you had a shitty day today, just remember there are people out there that shorted HPE into close
[+5] u/W0lv3rIn321: SPCE cucked by HPE just lmao
[+5] u/Zerkron: Holding my 100 HPE shares until $1,000
[+5] u/InverseMySuggestions: My dear RKLB, save me
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: GOOGs announcement will spook the market. Investors hate dilution, now it feels like GOOG has broken the seal for others to do the same
[+5] u/H6UEF4WU8X: Trading SPCE today was like kissing your sister. It still tastes like dad's dick but it's not very exciting.
[+5] u/King_Credit: Guys dilution is a good thing! It means the company is taking your money to make more money. Consider it as giving the company you love an interest free loan. It really is good for you.
[+5] u/thegx7: Google is dead. My calls are dead
[+5] u/polodolo98: Big tech going to dilute everyone 🤣
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: HPE going up 70% in 3 days really bruh really
[+5] u/Own_Bodybuilder9868: love to see SPCE with more volitility
[+5] u/Urinal_Zyn: up 4.20% I am legit a stock and weed genius at the same time
[+5] u/captain_casino: That jump on HPE i thought I was seeing shit for a second
[+5] u/Technical_Sea_5022: HPE needs to hold these gains so i can make up the L i took on meta today
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: Dell's earning was a freebie for HPE shares load up
not sure about FDs though. IV at 250% so those 60c are gonna be tough unless it pumps a bit more
[+5] u/amanj41: Some of these SaaS companies must be just squeezing right? The price action has been nuts
[+5] u/NiceOwner: So space x and Tesla merger confirmed.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: If you are retarded can I get a hell yeah
[+5] u/financiallythriving: 2021 SPCE bag holders hoping they can break even (they are holding a -98% position)
[+5] u/aa73gc: Turns out he is actually just a weird human and not a lizard
[+5] u/TraviiC: holding my cheeks i just bought 390 calls
[+5] u/Aggravating_Emu: Not itll pump, thanks man!
[+5] u/billppp: Right where you belong
[+19] u/llasar17: cause you got no balls
[+15] u/kazkeb: Don't worry guys, Trump just said that there should be a deal sometime this week. It's totally the first time he's ever said that.
[+14] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: Sold now and MSFT last week and loaded up Google today. This can’t be real lmfao
[+12] u/Tay_Tay86: Did people just forget that when stock prices go up a lot companies will just print more shares?
Lmao
Googl $80 billion dollar dilution
Lmao
Lmao lmao
Lmao lmao lmao
🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
[+12] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Googles justification for the raise is that the demand for their AI compute is already exceeding their current supply and what they were finishing for 2026.
Think, the demand right now is EXCEEDING the $190 billion dollars they were already putting into the build out this year. AI demand from Google cloud is exceeding 190 billion of incremental capex.
That means Google clouds numbers in their next earnings report is going absolutely crush expectations. And you’re WORRIED?
[+12] u/Ok_GAINZ: NVDA basically gained a DELL today.
[+11] u/jeffynihao: Cisco, HP, Dell, Nokia, Blackberry....what's next? Circuit City?
[+11] u/Repulsive-Kitchen752: What happened to all the SPCE people saying this thing is gonna pump to $20 after hours they all got real quiet I guess their shift at Wendy’s started
[+11] u/whagon-wheel: I’m sure a company like Google diluting is fine and normal. Just absolutely fine. They need the money
[+11] u/PulIthEld: why cant trump just declare all u.s. equities are worth 100x as much and then we can just sell them and pay off the us debt afterward?
economists hate this one simple trick.
[+11] u/YakRepresentative833: Spy plummeting back down to prices not seen since this time yesterday
[+11] u/Axonum: BREAKING: Hezbollah officially rejects the US ceasefire proposal calling it "unacceptable," with sirens now sounding in northern Israel from active Hezbollah rocket fire, per Tasnim.
This directly contradicts Trump's false claim earlier today that he spoke to Hezbollah and they agreed to stop all attacks. Netanyahu has told Trump in their call that the moment Hezbollah starts attacking again, Israel will strike Beirut immediately.
Iran said the response to attacks on Beirut would be direct Iranian strikes on northern Israel.
[+10] u/PaperHandsTheDip: So... selling shitty printers was the play all along?
[+10] u/Vort3x7689: Breaking: Axios reports that Pakistani sources have now completed installation of jet rocket boosters on all tankers stuck in the Gulf. At this moment they are taking off and flying over the strait at 200 miles per hour to avoid Iranian drones. Oil has now plunged to 70 dollars a barrel
[+10] u/FacebangsTucans: Can we ban SPCE comments please that got old fast
[+10] u/ArticleTerrible7621: When was the last time a Mag7 diluted shares?
[+9] u/Deep_Pattern7103: Space dip is over ASTS and RKLB pump bigly
[+9] u/Burtonwurton: No I will not be upgrading my Gmail storage after you fucked up my port.
[+9] u/Tay_Tay86: Here's a great lesson. The stock market is not around to make you rich.
It is for companies to raise capital by issuing shares
The whole point is for them to print paper that you buy in the hopes of it being a lotto ticket
Let me know who you think is conning who
[+9] u/AggravatingCrow897: Total
~$365 billion erased in one trading session across just those five names.
Breaking it down:
* Apple: ~$85B
* Tesla: ~$64B
* Meta: ~$76B
* Amazon: ~$94B
* Google: ~$46B
Grand Total ≈ $365 billion
[+9] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Everything is always priced in, except obvious ai earnings beneficiaries beating estimates
[+9] u/HimothyCastagne: Down 0.2% AH and 🐻’s celebrating where is bearhunter
[+9] u/HaveTwoBananas: Goog selling their stock to pay for AI has to be a top indicator
[+9] u/Bulky_Style_6474: SPCE will break $9 tomorrow
[+8] u/31andnotdone: watching iv start to crush your hpe calls here 🤭
[+8] u/ThotPoppa: rumor on the street is that spacex (SPCE) is merging with spirit airlines
[+8] u/severed02: “Xerox up 400% after AI-fueled earnings beat”
[+8] u/aqjingson: $arm stock price is about the same as its PE ratio lmao
[+8] u/skymagic: week 10 of hoping my puts print 🐣
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: All the sudden we are suppose to care about capex again? Lol
[+8] u/zephyrs85: Are we, like, fucked, tomorrow?
[+7] u/SlfImpr: $HPE and $DELL 🚀🚀🚀
Meanwhile $SMCI just had a breakout but long way to go
[+7] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Goog got rugged, dang. That's unluck. Pretty sure my mom was bragging last week how it was over half her folio. Degeneracy runs in the fam.
[+7] u/DryBicycle5629: Why did MSFT give up all the gains for the day like a coc*suc*er?
[+7] u/DonBonleone: Wtf microshit instant selloff
[+7] u/robmafia: be arm. make very little earnings. sue biggest customer. lose lawsuit. be up a gazillion percent for no real reason. constantly insist that they're an ai play, despite... licensing cheap cpus. be up 300% in a month. have a pe of over 9000. still go up.
what
[+7] u/lupinle1: Do I go to sleep or watch SPCE overnight?
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> Ebola in India and DRC
\> Hantavirus cases slowly moving up while tracking is established
\> Screwworms moving north
\> antivaxxer leading the HHS
2026 is truly the year of nurgle.
[+7] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Memory doesn’t follow the market anymore, MU $1200 EOW
[+7] u/spluff94: SPCE up almost +22% today on 283M volume and some tards think it's over. wtf???
[+7] u/LeagueofData: I bet the janitor at axios is making bank on those articles.
[+7] u/Candid_Consequence94: Every company needs to start offering now, it is a good time to
[+7] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I stand for the greater greed
[+7] u/Mrsir300: So google, who is supposed to be the lead in AI, is diluting to fund their AI projects? That’s bullish right
[+7] u/Burtonwurton: Ya I fucked up. Went balls deep on GOOGL calls and 300 shares last Friday. Shares are whatever, but my 380 calls expire end of this month. Fuck!
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: Microsoft build HYPE
[+6] u/siboq: Spy 765 and 767 calls.
[+6] u/Daweism: Closing my $HPE $50 calls tomorrow hahaha
[+6] u/jijitalk: Go fuck yourself goog, you fucking piece of fucking shit.
[+6] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Google marked the top. You only do an offering when your stock is too high to take advantage of the pump
[+6] u/Ok-Nose29: At this point I should just throw all my money into GOOG and Amazon and call it a day
Whenever they decide to stop hiking capex their FCF will be insane
[+6] u/Ancient_Let7878: MSFT says “give it away give it away give it away now”
[+6] u/Odd_Library_3953: MSFT $470 must have been a dream.
[+6] u/lilwolfwithdiarrhea: You lost DELL and even if it was fucking free You lost HPE as well??
Last chance: AVGO CALLS!!
[+6] u/jijitalk: No thanks google. I will not spend more $ for storages. I will simply ask claude to build an app to aggregate 50 google accounts so I can have 750gb combined. Fuck you for fucking up my port you goofy ass logo POS.
[+6] u/trent_upscale: ####All My Homies Hate Sam Altman
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: And that folks was the blow off. Hope no ruined orgasms tomorrow
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Lots of stuff looks like shit and you're telling me SPY hit new ATHs?
Let me guess, just by looking at NVDA, semis are holding the markets?
[+6] u/Spy300: >You're f*cking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.
Oh wait I heard this one before
[+6] u/OwnAspect2153: I bought puts (because the madness has to end) fully expecting to wake up to $0 tomorrow!
[+6] u/powerboner: I don’t even fucking know anymore man. 😔
[+6] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: Wtf why is this shit going back down? I didn't blow all my money on calls for this shit. Wtf is 🥭 doing,? Come on go lie more so that this shit prints
[+6] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: One fucking tweet ruined my day and now we are back to where we started the day. 🤬
[+6] u/Oldfcukface: I wish I was a fucking idiot like most WSB users, ignoring reality and all logic and making bank. God give me cancer now please (been begging for 20 years).
[+6] u/uncsucks: Maybe a red day tomorrow?
[+6] u/Stock-Accountant: How we feeling about NOK?
[+6] u/CreepyBoysenberry281: I LOVE KEEL INFRASTRUCTURE BEST INFRASTRUCTURE
[+6] u/ChungusSpliffs: idc, it’s all about SPCE tmrw
[+6] u/violet_evergarden8: How do I convince my parents to buy SPCE???
[+6] u/bendraw: Until you run out of magenta.
[+6] u/RecoverOwn342: Don’t forget BB and NOK. It’s the early 2000s again. Join us regard
[+6] u/Repulsive-Kitchen752: You were so close to getting that right SPCE dumps tomorrow and the market hits all time highs
[+6] u/ThatsUnbelievable: their time horizon is 80+ years
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: No way is Ben Askren competing again
Bro are you for real, he's gonna die
[+5] u/JayRoo83: Puts on Ben Askren's lungs
[+5] u/SuperbSandwich: It looks like things are escalating with Iran, but 🥭is saying a deal is coming within a week?
Wasn’t it ‘any day now’ last week?
[+5] u/PreparationFuture792: MSFT 471 premarket 452 after hours. WTF
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: My MU profits go straight into the black hole that GOOGL created in their CapEx spending... great
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: What the fuk does HPE even do
[+5] u/Weary-Assignment6639: Hpe did pretty good today we will see how it starts tomorrow
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: It’s gonna get bloody
[+5] u/I_pop_Jardiance: SPY falling AH...tf?
[+5] u/wyudtix: I love how no one is talking about the real reason why the market has been pumping. Dollar devaluation. This gains aren’t real, the dollar has just been declining in purchasing power at a rapid pace
[+5] u/JayRoo83: I hope everyone was able to get in at the top today before the rollover
[+5] u/Mrsir300: All these companies are going all in on AI and if it doesn’t workout 🫵 are fucked
[+5] u/Wide-Contribution-29: Bought Jan 2027 $500 MSFT calls fml
I guess there’s time, but it’s going to be a lot bumpier road than I thought getting there
[+5] u/blm4lyfe: This might be the top
[+5] u/blm4lyfe: I brought META dip but it keep dipping
[+5] u/SquirtleStomp: We have the outline of a concept of a draft of a ceasefire, so calls to the MOON
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: The fact that they’re using the oil shortage bs to hide the protein shortage is crazy. Generational coverup
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: MSFT a year ago is the same price as it is today. Shits gotta go up
[+5] u/Mrsir300: TALKS ARE GOING WELL
[+5] u/vanceraa: if you’re not making money in this market i fear what you’ll lose in a bear market
[+5] u/Patriot_260: We dump tomorrow and SPCE hits $500
[+5] u/Vasuuuuu: if you think USO is not going to 150 again, well
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Damn, I'm cooked
SPY is going to bleed out
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Idk what’s funnier meta bulls getting blown up or Tesla bulls
[+5] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: We are never getting a peace deal and the market is never going down
[+5] u/ineedpashaplease: Believe it or not, green tomorrow.
[+5] u/westcoastmiles: Straight up for two months is not a pattern. The correction should be a nasty one if manipulators cut the crap. Blindly buying calls will eventually draw saw dust
[+5] u/nknk_3: HPE call holders clenching thier assh*oles
[+5] u/Extra-Strawberry-702: The time for action is NOW
[+5] u/rollinhating: i swear these "analysts" KNOW the numbers gonna be above their estimates, they just put them lower so they can pump their portfolios.
[+5] u/GlobalAstronaut2254: how the fuck am i supposed to sleep now
[+5] u/investgodbde: should have known HPE after seeing dell last week fml
[+5] u/Fast_Signature7684: wwhy is msft more down than goog
[+5] u/RetinalSmear: [HP right now](https://i.imgur.com/cAJ0dBq.png)
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: >"You're fucking crazy": DT fumes at Netanyahu in call on Lebanon
Check axios rn
[+5] u/Suspicious-Return809: Oh thank Allah he spoke to Hormuz, everything is saved!
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Fuck you META. Seriously, are you fucking kidding me ?!
[+5] u/imahohohoho: Trump and Israel gonna make Texas the top producer of oil in the world. Permian Oil stocks through the roof for the next 2 years.
[+5] u/DismalScreen6290: Can someone tell me what my June 5 $55 strike calls for HPE are worth at the current price?
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: #DELL WILL LIFT US FROM THE MATRIX
[+5] u/Electrical-Prize5445: “What is a CRDO?”
- HPE Regard
[+5] u/sadlittlewaffle: I hate everyone here so much and yet you bring me unparalleled joy.
[+5] u/Glittering_rolex_420: Sell on this pump bro. I have calls but for 2027
[+5] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: Lozl this is pretty sad for a pump n dump.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Fucking Googl couldn’t just give me 383 so I could get the fuck out before announcing this bullshit.
[+5] u/Ben_Banneker: Hey everyone look at this: $OPEN and OpenAI 🥸
[+19] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: Hezbollah officially rejects the US ceasefire proposal calling it "unacceptable," with sirens now sounding in northern Israel from active Hezbollah rocket fire, per Tasnim.
great peace deal guys
[+15] u/PhoenixFira: Also, saw one of you assholes looking at SPCE during jury duty today, the fuck 😭
[+15] u/TheMegaSage: I swear to fuck SPCE is just WSB morons buying and selling the stock in their own little incestuous circle, passing it around like a cousin at a cookout in Alabama, circle jerking themselves imagining how much money they're going to make to escape their sad pathetic lives, not realizing they're going to be the bag holders in this pathetic little debacle.
[+11] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Anthropic files IPO the same day Google raises $80bil? Lol. Oh yea, they know what's coming. Investors want off this ship now.
[+11] u/IllustratorHour1618: I just booked my outer space fight with virgin galactic SPCE. Anyone else?
[+10] u/callyograndma: Saylor nuking the value of his holdings by billions all for a raise of 2.5m cash to service debt is hilarious lmao death feedback loop
[+10] u/hv876: Cramer: you have my permission to buy NOK.
Nokia bulls are so fucked.
[+10] u/cannythecat: I can't believe Google destroyed the entire US economy LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/drakilian: Tfw Google dilutes but MSFT takes the bullet
[+10] u/SilviOnPC: Google is going full port on $SPCE you heard it here first
[+10] u/Solid-Season9984: Alphabet dilute, saylor sold, all these companies racing to ipo all of a sudden. Excuse me but what the fuck is going on?
[+10] u/Pale-Silver-8178: this fake space better hit 10 overnight
[+9] u/circadiggmigration: Here's what's so gay about being a ber. Sure, the bubble will pop at some point. But until it pops you keep cashing in and making money every day. Then, when the bubble pops, you lose some of your money. But it's still better than being a ber who had your thumb up your ass the whole time and made no money.
And that's *best case scenario*. Some bers are stupid enough to buy puts
lol
[+9] u/Electronic-Warthog69: People panic sold MU after buying at the "all time high" of 818 because it was "collapsing"
[+9] u/StandardDot5115: Jim Cramer "AI might not be a bubble after all"
okay folks, pack it up. we had a good run
see you next bull market
[+9] u/PlentyArmy2411: Here's my chance to get rich off GOOG calls AGAIN
[+8] u/cannythecat: Why did google have to crash the whole market
[+8] u/noaholic: The market is so historical that if someone say the wrong thing everything drops 10%
[+8] u/slimyshade: NOK going to go parabolic this week
[+8] u/shindiggaa: GOOG back down to 150
[+8] u/eboyuwue: triple down on HPE callz? hahaha
[+8] u/neaturee: Panicans are back. Everyone just get AVGO and chill ffs
[+8] u/GrandKnew: hey I heard Space X (SPCE) is a good investment. how much should I buy?
[+8] u/Successful-End7689: Donnie apparently yelled at Bibi today.
bro better be careful, i don't think he realizes who he's fuckin with 😂
[+8] u/Comprehensive-Dig964: AVGO on Wednesday 🚀🚀
[+8] u/GrandKnew: Virgin Galactic flights are surprisingly affordable
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Sigh...blocked straight, Iran no talk, Barron buys dip. 2 days later Iran talk deal imminent, Barron sells rip
Circle of life
[+8] u/Immediate_Code_9272: GOOG announce \~1.9% dilution to raise $80B
GOOG down 1.3%
MSFT down 2%
WTF?
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: So Trmp called Netananyu fkn crazy on a call and says he should be in prison? Thats crazy stuff
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: My toxic trait is when a heavy bag finally goes green, I sell it almost immediately... They always keep going, but I am so anxious to get that weight off my shoulders I bitch out
[+7] u/sck178: Lol Google wiped out SPY gains
[+7] u/PhoenixFira: since most expect the party to be over day of or shortly after ipo I suspect the rug will be pulled shortly before
[+7] u/PhatBonerMan: Gonna finger pop bear bussy tomorrow bend over
[+7] u/AGener0usGod: Only I have the talent to finish in the red on days like today.
[+7] u/kex06: DRAM is the perfect thing to hold. Its pumps during the day and then it pumps again after hours when the Korean markets open
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: These "talks" are to just try to get through the midterms, there is no deal and isn't going to be one. Invest accordingly. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+6] u/No_Finding_9054: Google ruined the fuckin party. Like u couldn't have picked a better time to announce this shit, bitch?!
[+6] u/Dakhnas: but, but I thought stocks only go up...
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: was there this many doomers and fatalists during the dot com bubble? EVERYONE is saying the top is in and BS like that.
[+6] u/Emergency-Half-3122: Does anyone think this Google dilution actually shows that the bubble will refuse to burst since even megacorp companies will do literally whatever it takes to fund ai even if it means selling organs
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: The software crash is already back on LMFAO
[+6] u/Skeezerman: when do space stocks resume pumping?
[+6] u/Bananaskovitch: I was expecting dilution for SPCE today, not GOOG. It's over, panic sell everything.
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: Gotta slurp up that market liquidity before melon takes his new baby to Mr market for the public gang bang
[+6] u/betyourask: Divorcing my wife because she won’t go to space with me
[+6] u/Previous-Seesaw-1596: calls on SPCE for tomorrow 👀👀🥴🥴
[+6] u/Redditfortheloss: I hit AMD calls for 100% gain today.
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: Eat those silicon packets that come with food -> Escape the Matrix.
[+6] u/winner_in_life: my ex gf’s new bf is an animal in bed. I’m still sore.
[+6] u/sjtomcat: it’s always so cute when retail bands together to buy a stock even though 90% of all retail trades are routed to dark pools never affecting the price 🥰
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: might just add more dram honestly leading up to MU earnings
[+6] u/Financial_Bee6392: Wanna fully port avgo, is this risky
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Any good creams for a blocked hormuz?
[+5] u/CMTTrader: This after-hours is bullshit 🤡. I hope the Koreans will save us 🙏🙏🙏
[+5] u/Solid-Season9984: Doubt spy can tread water above 760 let alone move higher, it was a fun ride but this shit gonna chop then revert to mean
[+5] u/Lostmymindandmoney: We’ll have a new peace deal tomorrow afternoon. Buy the dip
[+5] u/zg44: Berkshire got $10 billion of shares at 350 as part of this $80 billion in stock sales/placements by Google over the next couple of months.
[+5] u/kumako10: Time to buy OKLO. Maybe people will buy by accident instead of OKTA
[+5] u/potsmokinsocialist: Coasting with SPCE until June 12 🏄
[+5] u/Springhash: Reading between the lines on ORCL, Earnings 2 weeks, first CNBC interview ever on the land of one of their new data center builds, Jensen dropped ORCL AI. this am. They even pulled Altman out the bushes for a couple quick questions in the same interview even though they wanted to pull him quick, you could tell. Writing on the wall with that one it seems. Larry's the wealthiest man on the planet next to Musk, I wouldn't bet against him getting his piece. Makes ORCL seem incredibly cheap compared to all of these others taking off.
[+5] u/iamsarahz: Oof got nuked on Amzn today. See you all tomorrow!
[+5] u/Ble_h: Asia needs to bail us out again.
[+5] u/YTLupo: **BEARS ONLY GET THEIR GLORY AFTER THE MARKET IS CLOSED LMAO**
[+5] u/EagleNoahg: Fuck no. I’m riding MSFT to Valhalla. Not selling my calls.
[+5] u/YTLupo: **JUST REMEMBER THE PERMABEARS SLEEP UNDER A HIGHWAY UNDERPASS WITH DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYZ.**
**ARE YOU GOING TO BE THE NEXT MEMBER?**
[+5] u/West_Track_9927: why regards selling msft :/
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: when I think of dell I think of shitty school and library computers. literally what do they even do
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: 🥭 will do the pump trust the process
[+5] u/SpruceJuice5: So did GOOG say the n-word or...?
[+5] u/Ok_Percentage5920: How fucked are my MSFT 500c 8/21’s
[+5] u/InMahPlums: amzn pushed my fucking shit in today
[+5] u/AbominableSnack: are my MSFT 475c 6/3 cooked chat
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: Why does GOOG need to raise cash? Didn’t they make a shit ton of money during their last earnings?
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Bols out here coping hard tonight lmao
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: sold my HPE pump to buy the CRDO dip AH
[+5] u/SevereOrchid2832: Wish I bought way more SMCI calls and wayyy less RKLB
[+5] u/Financial_Bee6392: Thoughts on avgo earnings?
[+5] u/SmoresPies: i have downgraded to 2x mcdoubles for $5 every day for lunch. now i spend the rest of my work days lethargic, burping with acid reflux, and oozing some fatty-laced poison out of every pore. but at least i'm saving money.
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: You people are regarded, the implied move in hpe was 18% so if it goes up 18% it won’t overcome IV crush
[+5] u/Senpai_Slime: Ok so what other companies are computer but have not run yet? Alienware? Lenovo?
[+5] u/Valuable-Lemon-8623: The micro boom bet:
Super MICRO computer
MICROsoft
MICROn
[+5] u/ChipWong82: EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER
[+5] u/achoo_blessyoo: MSFT is fumbling the easiest bag in history with AI
[+20] u/LasyKuuga: I need you fuckers to stop mentioning stocks after they moon and mention it before
[+18] u/CalRippedken: Bers getting yippie again
https://preview.redd.it/ig0hp5wukr4h1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef18644eb5ea36adef642e0c1d4e3f60972803eb
[+17] u/LasyKuuga: Currently at the brokest stage of my life and the most fit. Everyday stripping looks more appealing
[+14] u/Mammoth-Naval-5370: SPCE dying a spectacular death tomorrow
[+13] u/ten7four: HPE pumping, INTC pumping, DELL pumping, CSCO pumping. What retarded time machine did we step into
[+12] u/Quirky_Row_2080: With everything going on, no one even gives a fuck NVDA ripped over 6% today lol
[+12] u/ImthatRootuser: I went all in guys. Sorry for the market crash 😒
[+11] u/Rosebunse: Happy Pride Month, everyone!
Except for the gey bears. No Pride for you!
[+11] u/geddyclaus: Sell in June and seek out poon
\-Jesse Livermore
[+10] u/Bluesquare9: If one more person brings up SPCE... I'll buy puts.
[+10] u/Savoirfaire23: That one rocket really fucked up my generational comeback 😔
[+10] u/Princeps94: all this bearish stuff about SPCE makes me feel confident about my shares
[+10] u/Joonypoo: i built my first 50k portfolio today
and now im at 49k lmfao
[+10] u/BigBritches619: Generational bag holders being made rn
[+9] u/PhilosophyIsAPath: Nvidia please hit 230 this week, amen
[+9] u/Sick0h: You just know millions of Koreans are cracking their fingers ready to full port 10x leverage again today on memory stocks
[+9] u/Severe-Selection-256: ATH by AM don’t get too excited bers
[+9] u/trumpdiego: The year is 2040. OpenAI has digitized Trump’s brain to serve as President for all eternity. Northern Virginia is one contiguous data center running the Trump simulacrum. The US-Iran peace deal collapses for the 2,467th time. The S&P 500 reaches an all time high of 1,000,000. (via bobbyborkiii on ye olde tweeter)
[+9] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Is spy 760 gonna be like spy 750 where we edge for a week while Asia crashes every night
[+9] u/Quixotus: ARK buys 300k shares of NVDA today.
RIP to all NVDA ~~bag~~shareholders.
[+8] u/United-Hearing-8286: Jesus fuck Robinhood thanks for the free $1.31 of XRP
[+8] u/kananishino: Im confused so didn't they keep saying a deal was soon by this weekend the past like 5 weekends?
[+8] u/B2BContinuum: this summer you're going to see people on the beach with no sunblock on. avoid these people, they think they're stronger than the Sun!
[+8] u/LeoTora: Imagine, just imagine, elon buying SPCE cause the ticker is bad for his IPO
[+8] u/wattap: Tom Lee is never wrong
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: Generational dip on MU
[+8] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Bezos screwed it up for the whole space sector.
[+8] u/Awkward-Walk-1500: Blah blah whatever, green by open
[+8] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: The Great Depression of June 1st 2026 Aftermarket
[+7] u/HeavyArmsJin: Probably have to buy a SPCE call tomorrow just so it would stop crawling back from the depths of hell
[+7] u/wdwentz93: This ni🅱️🅱️a eating beans
[+7] u/PharmDturnedMD: Dumped 50k into SPCE hoping boomers think they're buying the SpaceX IPO in a few weeks
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: If cauliflower can be pizza, you can be anything you want
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Tomorrow we finally can stop hearing about spce as all you losers panic sell at a loss and this shit drops to $2 by the end of the week.
[+7] u/Cool-Run-245: Is asts rklb trade over? thinking about some calls
[+7] u/Able_Durian_1832: 3-4 red days will wipe out most of wsb last one month profits
[+6] u/coaldust: Space has no ceiling.
[+6] u/nadoterisback: NVDA market cap just surpassed 2x the GDP of the entire continent of Africa (54 countries)
[+6] u/ReadyGain2972: Which regards are losing money in this epic bull market
[+6] u/_hockeykubacki: SPCE $500 6/2, get in regards
[+6] u/Strict-Rhubarb1818: I got rugged pulled 🥲
[+6] u/Killersax: Who else became exit liquidity today?
[+6] u/Utilize3372: Anyone miss the old days from a forgotten world when groceries, gas, rent, houses, mortgage rates, hard drives, GPUs, RAM, and pretty much everything else was affordable?
[+6] u/fingerjointpuck: Then I zoomed out. Carry on
[+6] u/nadoterisback: \-5% AH, looks like WSB's next forgotten bastard child will be SPCE after CRSR
last week CRSR was in every other comment, today I don't think I saw it mentioned even once in the daily
[+6] u/TheKiMoChi2020: How my degen Spce doing
[+6] u/Speech_Path: Feeling like the Wolf on Wall Street for selling before the market closed today 🙏🏻
[+6] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: We are all so fucking cooked tomorrow
[+6] u/trumpdiego: Only 2 in 5 can read this eye chart top to bottom.
## Y O U
## A R E
## E X I T
##L I Q U I D I T Y
[+6] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Omg bought so small amount for HPE calls.
[+6] u/Leather_Floor8725: I don’t know if this is the top, but it’s definitely not at the bottom.
[+6] u/Im_Gonna_Steal_It: Israel being bloodthirsty warmongers is priced in
[+6] u/newaccount202225: Because I bought a call today. Sorry.
[+5] u/Briack89: Ok, next move is OPEN AI —-> ticket OPEN LFG😂🫡
[+5] u/fingerjointpuck: That is very red micron Clifford yikes
[+5] u/Substantial-Art5008: Yeah right after 8 where after hours closes now it’s dumping yeah definitely not manipulated 👍
[+5] u/Juliusmobile: I saw it once. Someone asked “where’s crsr guy?”
[+5] u/Psychological-Ship85: MU is the flight to safety
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: A true man hold it in and shits at home and if he can’t he shits his pants 😤
[+5] u/drankleanonce: is there a prediction market for saylor shifting to an ai company now
[+5] u/tiger1191: korea wrecking the market
[+5] u/VariationAgreeable29: MU Lolol I’m still trying to think what made me go ahead and buy this ooohhhhhhhhh six weeks ago when it was like 330
[+5] u/eskhalaf: Buy NOK shares or leaps and forget it for 2 years
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: Lmao imagine investing in a mag7 stock that has to dilute in order to pay taxes. what the fuck? Sell that shit and buy daddy NVDA, their FCF is legendary
[+5] u/GetsOffToArmpits: what happened to msft
[+5] u/NYGiants181: He never shuts up does he
[+5] u/kal14144: I’m a regard boi in a regard world 🎶🎶🎶
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: I hope none of you actually bought SPCE
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: Here come the bers looking to celebrate the chance of a down week. Until we are down 9 straight weeks you are not even close bers…..Berkshire going all-in on Goog is bolish not berish
[+5] u/palmanul: "I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you. Everybody hates Israel."
Well said, then post it on Truth Social
[+5] u/HealthMoney5881: The FOMO is real rn, the itch to try to get like a 50% gain quickly is deafening 😞
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: Can’t wait for that anthropic ipo filing to post lmao 🤌
[+5] u/Clackamas_river: I had such a great day I am in my fancy hotel room in Galway eating the snacks and not looking at the prices.
[+5] u/Ujmnhy152: Sitting on $40k msft calls that I can’t close 😰
OPEN THE CASINO
[+5] u/jul99_: I’m gonna full port an orcl 2x etf
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Bers, this just in. “US-Iran talks are back on track, says source.” Pump back to $765 tomorrow. False alarm y’all.
[+5] u/ddrsdght: **I SOLD MY MSFT SHARES TODAY**
[+5] u/ozarkabottle: I could have bought MU at $50, $100, $300, $500, $700 and even $900 but I refused to. So MU will continue to go up
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Brokerages should recreate the GTA Wasted animation, but instead say Rugged when everything dumps
[+5] u/actualnotme: Why tf is AMC up?
Is it 2020-s all over again
[+5] u/Stealthless: Why is ServiceNow selling off, what a piece of shit
[+5] u/ParIsTheStar: Big META announcement pre-market (probably not but I bought some weekly calls before close). Likely open -50%.
[+18] u/Willing_Spring2736: Some retard just commented SPCE was 1K in 2021 so we just getting started..feels good to know that I may be a retard but at least there are absolute morons out there making me feel smart
[+14] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: SELL EVERYTHING, THEY ARE DELISTING THE NASDAQ
[+14] u/Onyxpropaganda: SPCE mania was the top signal. We’re so fucked
[+13] u/No_Boot_9697: We haven't seen levels this low since 11:10 this morning
[+11] u/Napster-mp3: It’s crazy how much I drank during covid
[+11] u/CEOofBeanz: Whenever someone at work ends an email with “regards” I think of this place
[+11] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Looks like ASTS is gunna force me to continue my 60 hour work weeks
[+11] u/apurimac777: This place used to be about desperate retards throwing the last of their paycheck on 0dtes in the hopes of getting out of poverty
Now I just see a bunch of rich apes doing ape shit
[+11] u/CongenialFella: You're retarded for writing this the way you did.
[+10] u/J_da_CPA: Some regard told me that 🥭 will be the greatest President ever
[+10] u/CJBlueNorther: Pretty big selloff in futes.
Hilarious knowing we'll close green tomorrow.
[+10] u/KeyInstruction641: *You know I always thought FB was the cancer of the Internet. But I was wrong. Now we have Ai and it's the cancer of humanity.*
[+9] u/dizzy_centrifuge: Market down slightly after hours. Time to write my manifesto about the why the market crashed
[+9] u/mousepop321: So what happens to the market if we invade Israel?
[+9] u/ManonFire1224: It’s over for you crypto bros lolololol
[+8] u/Iscratchmybutt: Loaded up on SPCE @ $7.11
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: The DDR5 market doesn't make any sense
There are Ultra 7 258V 32gb laptops on eBay for $400
But a DDR5 stick is $400? This shit is a fugazi manufacturered price hike because they slapped an AI narrative around all this.
[+8] u/username2571: Stupid bers. Green by open.
[+8] u/vCharged: Google is sitting on $127b in cash, and they decided to raise $80b by selling stock. What a bunch of fucks. You have the fucking money you fucks
[+8] u/FatandBankrupt: Can’t wait to wake up and win the war again!!
[+7] u/NotRobotNFL: Yeah, we’ve seen this before. Green by 7:00am EST
[+7] u/Rajiiin: Spce going back to earth lmao
[+7] u/sadguy__: Bears celebrating -0,3% drop. Zoom out, oh look, still at ATH levels, anyways..
[+7] u/tocinoman: I could be a "value investor," too, if you gave me $400 billion to buy T-bonds with.
[+7] u/davide3991: SPCE is looking shaky
[+7] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Oh well at least I will always be retarded
[+7] u/chauhan_shubham: Tf is wrong with Space stocks ? Does anybody know!!
[+7] u/OneDayiwillberich7: Is it just me or is everything is expensive af
[+7] u/HDauthentic: I just went over to the XRP subreddit to see what pure unadulterated cope looks like, it’s not pretty
[+7] u/SuperNewk: Just watched the big short, I’m geeking out on Claude and going to my local bank tomorrow to buy swaps on GPU prices collapsing
[+7] u/ZYHUA: Set an alarm 4am tomorrow morning to get out of SPCE before it -90%
bookmark this
[+7] u/SammySossa1: Nice I only have all the above :)
[+7] u/Good-Presentation350: BB getting ready for another double up
[+6] u/BullPropaganda: I need someone to hit me with the unregard gun
[+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: Remember, the cofounders of anthropic and all those companies are 22 years old and worth $22 billion. Your fault you’re double their age and still working the night shift at Wendy’s…
[+6] u/133756: Futures took 5 hours to fall 48 points. Thats a controlled sell. If we don’t get 10+ points below the RTH low & hold below there by 4am PST. It’s just institutions getting better fills.
For the record there were 3 1 minute candles that had more volume than the past 3 hours combined today.
We could be in chop city or this could be the dip before a real rip.
[+6] u/CPA-hole: $760 was the top wasn’t it
[+6] u/Zuko2001: Please god of the Bulls, save our tendies. We praise you and your mercy. Smite the Bears of Satan and give us a recovery by morning so we may rejoice in the tears of the Ber. Amen
[+6] u/Far-Cardiologist4119: What the next sector move now ? Energy or ?
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: Bears are going to go from -43% to -33% on their puts and celebrate.
[+6] u/tiny_toof: Do people actually still trade crypto in 2026
[+6] u/Ante_social_music: My ass is experiencing exit liquidity. Is this the top?
[+6] u/daisymoth9: perfect setup for a taco tuesday
[+6] u/blowne30m3: KEEL, you my only friend.
[+6] u/therealcoon: It's not Google, it's HPE.
Nobody expected fucking HPE to go up by 100% in a year so the market is broken now. Needs a couple of patches.
[+6] u/brute-forced: Top was today. Sorry
[+6] u/ManonFire1224: Markets always tank during pride month in honor of gay bears
[+5] u/vCharged: I still think it’s incredibly out of pocket for Google to dilute shareholders instead of using their own fucking cash. What a bunch of fucks
[+5] u/waldenducks: You say exit liquidity like it's a bad thing. 😤
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: Feeling like a super red day tom
[+5] u/tiny_toof: I actually managed to buy the right thing for once 💸AVGO 💸
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: I’m so good at this shit that instead of selling at 40% gains, I held and sold at 6% gains
[+5] u/Klutzy_Display6531: What’s happening to futes?
[+5] u/Known-Store2826: Microsoft is going big yall, tomorrow is their presentation. Hop on the boat, while we can!
[+5] u/AyoVinnie: How about talented? How about loving and respectful? I lost my wife 10 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. I lost my daughter 3 weeks ago. 13. She was faster than me at 12, and I run a 6 minute mile.
[+5] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Room to run, easily more than twice as valuable as every African country and possibly every south American country combined.
[+5] u/Purple-Coyote-6122: Deadass trapped me in with those fake pumps.
[+5] u/harukasweet: when's the correction happening?
[+5] u/boraboca: Green by open as usual
[+5] u/Rexultdis: Allbirds not being the top signal is the top signal
[+5] u/Rajiiin: Loaded up on some meta shares on margin before close . So expexct another 10% pullback
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: other than that we're like 15-30% too high, any particular reason we're goin down rn?
[+5] u/Overall_Option_8883: Is the Google dilutions to expand a space presence? Is space going to play a big role in AI
[+24] u/Icommandyou: My biggest concern right now is if he will be able to complete the ballroom on time and how much gold can be used in WH decorations. Nobody cares for lame and ghey things like Economy and gas
[+16] u/Gullible_Ad3785: "You're fucking crazy...you would be in jail right now except for me. Everyone hates you."
Peace negotiations are going well!
[+14] u/12345cuda: Full porting avgo tomorrow who’s coming with me
[+14] u/IntellectualRetarded: Back to pumping
RIP bear market 6/1/26-6/1/26
[+13] u/manlymatt83: Bulls, do not worry, I bought puts at close. This market will V higher by 9:29 am.
[+13] u/dumbest-bastard: I use crypto as a hedge against profits.
[+12] u/jahdyudnwl: Koreans what are you doing? We rely on you to hold the overnight.
[+12] u/trollboter: Why is it going down? Is it stupid?
[+11] u/All_FIREdUp: I shorted SPCE and I’m freaking tf out
That was my house down payment
[+10] u/niofalpha: Is the Spice still flowing
[+10] u/sounbaggie: If anything has taught me, stonks only go up. Jk I'm full ported on spce 10$ eom and am having big regrets
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: I wish the captain of the ship warned us about the iceberg to our left. Instead, he kept shouting something about his port 🤷
[+9] u/AshamedImagination50: Green by open. As is written
[+9] u/dogs_and_stuff: Andrew Left “was found guilty of securities fraud by a federal jury after a landmark trial that scrutinized his use of social media to move the price of stocks.”
lmao. As if mango and Elon don’t do that daily 😂
[+8] u/jahdyudnwl: After hours always fake and ghey
[+8] u/Locke_____Lamora: I legit sold 30k in rklb calls, closed 20 puts I sold, and sold 1500 shares friday at the top. Incredible fortune telling by me.
[+8] u/wallstreetdiva37: Believe it or not, calls.
[+8] u/mwesty25: MicroTragedy currently 4 billion in the hole on buttcorn 😂
[+8] u/MrCoolGuy42: I made more money selling weed in high school
[+7] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over
[+7] u/isukforfree: Smell ya later crypto bros 👋🏻
[+7] u/schnoggly: in honor of pride month the strait of Hormuz will remain closed
[+7] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Why is overnight always fucked?
[+7] u/pocketrocketss: AMD and MU for summer 2026
[+7] u/mmal55: Alright but they really did mess up the ending for Squid Game. That much I do know
[+7] u/Jaded_Drink8872: lol corn keeps plummetting with no bottom in sight 🫵🤡
[+7] u/99Fan: Looking like a great day to buy tomorrow
[+6] u/Eur0stept: I will tell my kids about the 6/1 bloody after hours bear market
[+6] u/BGMilan: The spice must flow 🚀
[+6] u/According-Rain-1936: make spce great again
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Homo ✅
Homo Erectus ✅✅
[+6] u/Jemmani22: Not even .5
Bers are so fucking weak and a joke
[+6] u/OptionGamble: Just looked at futures. I’m so fucked 😖
[+6] u/ImOnTheBus: NASDAQ is up 40% in a year.
[+6] u/aworldofviolets: Nasdaq is up 33% in 2 months.
[+6] u/RJNavarrete: $HOOD just posted its largest insider buy in years.
Director Meyer Malka purchased $20M worth of shares at ~$80/share.
I may just throw $50k at it tomorrow...
[+6] u/Tillfatfire: I wanna smell cute girls’ ass
[+6] u/kemar7856: 60% chance that anthropic IPOs above 1.8T wtf how
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Kind of a dated take, but the fact that Dubai chocolate showed up everywhere all at once seems suspect
Bc nobody eatin that shit lol
[+6] u/GenitalWartHogg: Now I understand why I see comments like
“Bers piss me off”
Cause now that I am green af bers are trying to sell. Like WTF. I actually am pissed. Bers piss me off
[+6] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: The amount of profit taking at open is going to send HPE down isn’t it
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: All I have to do is buy Microsoft and it goes lower. Actually all I have to do is buy anything and it goes lower.
[+5] u/daynightcase: 1% red is required for 10% pump in following week. dw
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: I'm slowly loading up on SOXS but, goddamn, SPCE is calling me.
[+5] u/jroth55: A lot of bears celebrating when we’re at levels not seen since this morning😂
[+5] u/amazingfishy: Meta will the next megacap to rise this week.
[+5] u/narcteh: Bought google at 390, the dip just keeps dipping
[+5] u/Juddy-: Does watching Heated Rivalry make me 🌈?
[+5] u/harryburton420: another green by open night
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: corn is drilling for spice
[+5] u/TShippy: They had to do some maintenance but it’ll get back up there
[+12] u/YeezyThoughtMe: Who ever is selling SPCE I’m telling your mom when I visit her in her dreams tonight.
[+12] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: do you guys think ber is fuk? be honest
[+10] u/Jimbeauxer: If the market isn’t blood green tomorrow I am fucked
[+10] u/kenathen: in 2027, company less than $1T will be considered small cap
[+10] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: MRVL has big dick 🫦
[+9] u/disishowedoit: I think I’m gonna become a bag holder of SPCE. I bought at 7.73……
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: So SPCEcunts. What do you have to say in your defense.
[+9] u/serendipityallday: Manifesting MU to 1600
[+9] u/big_chestnut: i will enter $10k worth of SPY calls tomorrow, the momentum is too strong to just reverse.
[+9] u/BecomingSavior: All those space bots got real quiet after Sunday night.
[+9] u/glizzygravy: I bought 1 call for SPCE just to be apart of the fun and will be mildly irked once it inevitably expires worthless. I can’t believe people are putting life altering amounts of $$ into that pile of shit
[+8] u/trust_it_bb: Boomers will watch their mag7 retirement stocks gap down on dilution - that money will flow to small/medium cap wsb style stocks - redistribution of wealth.
This is how we fix the K shape economy. Holy fuck it’s a genius plan. Clearly an AI derived genius solution.
🚀🚀
[+8] u/KayMS_: Yes guys panic sell everything now!! It definitely won't be green by open like the last 50 times!!!
[+7] u/Bromine_Bro35: Started to sell MU today
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: The biggest news event is goog diluting to raise funds - how is this not the scariest fucking thing to read as a tech bull.
NVDA - the shovel seller - is so flush with cash they don’t know how to spend it - while the guys mining for gold - including the second largest company in the world had to raise money.
[+7] u/Gallances: I lost so much money today
[+7] u/WallofNarwhal: We live in a democracy and have the power to elect hot people, yet here we are
[+7] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: We're using AI to cure cancer, Right?
( o )( o )
[+7] u/Key_Abroad7633: This will obviously be green in the morning
[+7] u/pumpkin1986: Imagine thinking the market cares about Persia or Arabia
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: There's nothing worse than losing 35,000 on a day when everybody else probably made $35,000. Thank you rocket lab
[+7] u/cashflow_: The town Im in only gets rationed 4 hours of electricity a day. You can tell the locals are ashamed of it. It’s crazy
[+6] u/permabol: Please donald I need this
[+6] u/Bromine_Bro35: Not to be a regarded ber, but I’m born and raised dirt poor (middle class), and everyone around me is getting absolutely fucked by the cost of pretty much everything. Nobody is doing anything, no one is spending money, and nobody has any bitches.
Jeffery Epstein once said:
“"If you talk to really experienced and successful traders and you ask them how they know what’s going on, they can't give you an answer. They don’t know. They feel it. They can feel the way the market's moving, they can feel the way the stock's moving. Great traders feel it and then act on their feelings. That's the difference.”
I feel the way the markets moving, I can feel that I need to derisk and move into defensive sectors I feel like the spacex IPO will be the first domino.
Thank you.
[+6] u/DeezSpicyNuts: My cat is a little squawky rat
🐀 🤗
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: Buy all my shovels! Don’t miss out on all the gold!
-Jensen at every keynote basically
[+5] u/OnlyBols: i need the knicks to win
[+5] u/Beazt11123: Leveraged up the wazoo on RKLB calls
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: bought SNDK at 1760 how fucked am I
[+5] u/pawelkos: SONY 2029 https://www.sony-semicon.com/en/index.html
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: War reigniting can’t even bring us below Fridays levels
Calls
[+14] u/accountingsavage10: Halo 3 is a masterpiece, that was peak gaming
[+10] u/Throwawayforyoink1: Would you rather own:
1 META share
Or...
A bucket of piss
[+9] u/aaadrevx: $SPCE the only answer
[+9] u/Fun_Training6342: RAM party is over! New generation of bagholders created with MU and SNDK buyers congrats! 👏🏻
Connectivity is the next bottleneck! All that ram is useless if there's no connection think about it.
[+9] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: SpaceX ipo will be the sell signal
[+9] u/Slooogan: NOK NOK who’s there 🤦♂️
[+8] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Getting smoked like a pack of newports tomorrow
[+8] u/jmc774: I'll buy SPCE when it hits $10 and not a moment before
[+8] u/Prethiraj: NVIDIA TO ACQUIRE MARVEL IN A HALF STOCK HALF CASH DEAL
[+8] u/theInquisitivePanda: $MRVL is ripping overnight after Jensen Huang called Marvell “the next trillion-dollar company” at Computex.
[+8] u/big-baller-47: She’s a 10 but she’s a MU ber
[+8] u/Puzzleheaded_Ruin752: RKLB preparing for takeoff
[+8] u/Toothlesskinch: Being a Trillionaire is cool but being a Chamillionaire is way cooler.
[+8] u/diefy7321: The absolute 180 this sub does on everything is funny asf lmao
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: BLUE ORIGIN to be renamed to one of two possibilities:
1. BLEW UP ORIGIN
2. BALD ORIGIN
[+8] u/TapFinancial1482: RKLB at discount in the morning 🚀🚀
[+7] u/winston511: “I trade off the 2 min and the 15 min charts looking for divergence from VWAP on the second or third deviation lines” - some retard day trader in a discord somewhere before a 🥭 tweet just deletes his net worth
[+7] u/Future_Light_8571: SPCE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
[+7] u/iridicpeony: spce is crazy. why even mu sndk when u can spce??
[+7] u/DoughnutNo9030: They call me Chicken Little. They call me Bubble Boy.
[+7] u/ChemistLeading3484: Who actually is still buying soda with these prices? High fructose corn syrup bullshit. The only soda I’ll ever buy again is Jones.
[+7] u/McClintockC: If you love yourself hard enough
That's gay
[+6] u/sushilee123: June 4th a big day for the little guys.
[+6] u/Sea_Impression2166: Any SPCE Bagholders in the chat ?
[+6] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: who needs food or water when you can generate images of it via AI?
[+6] u/Serenaded: Is there anything more bullish than reddit moderators removing all posts about a certain memestock
[+6] u/JoeyFreshagua: Bought $80K of CRDO today, bad call!
[+6] u/OG_L0c: I only use Linkedin to find a sugar momma
[+6] u/seanws30: Whoever it was that convinced me to buy HPE calls before close, I love you
[+6] u/barnshaw292: Loading on rklb, asts and mda. Space will have it's time again and I know I will regret not buying at these prices when it's popular again
[+6] u/CriticalAnybody6686: Got drunk this weekend at a party and told people I day traded. Probably would have just been better to just say legit anything else
[+5] u/toost1cky: MSTR sold bitcoin because they needed real money hmm
[+5] u/Medium_Proof7304: Hats off to you large volume traders. I jump on RH every week just to make about $50 and have coffee money while im in nursing school. Free coffee everyday basically lol
[+5] u/zuziannka: 4th of June PDT goes away poor gamblers like me are excited
[+5] u/Open_Obligation_1624: Today green!! it's Tuesday
[+12] u/breakfastsausage6: SPCE 900 tomorrow at open I'm sure
fuckin memes
[+11] u/l34ch_r: This shit is gunna be green at open huh
[+10] u/ajibtunes: People who take solo trips are brave as hell
[+9] u/drytexterfinalboss: "space" shitcos be like revenue : 2M, profit : -4.5B, market cap : 95B LMAO 🤌🤡
[+9] u/Mountain_Ad9025: I am up around 830k this year. I was down 70k this year and made around 900k in May
[+9] u/brave100: jensen is now the pumper in chief's second in command
[+8] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: Went to pump gas today and everyone was buying a specific amount instead of just fulling up. We're in a recession.
[+8] u/Unlucky252: Hormuz will never be opened again, great news for oil, down 4% from yesterdays peak lmaooo
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: DG up massively overnight because bers have no where else to shop LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/Competitive-Drink215: Marvel to $300 tomorrow morning
[+8] u/yummynothing: I bought 8888 shares of SPCE at 7.49 today. Someone please help me tomorrow? Praying for a miracle.
[+7] u/Wunder_Bred: 10 years from now WSB degeneracy will be taught as to what not to do in finance classes
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: S&P 500 & QQQ made new ATH’s on June 1st yet not one Mag 7 stock did. In fact, 5 of them closed below their 5, 10 & 20 DMA & 8 EMA.
[+7] u/chaiza5599: DRAM to $75 I'm speaking it to existence
[+7] u/UnicornMilking: Space does not strike me as a highly profitable industry. But who am I kidding? 🤡 market.
[+7] u/TumeloNtja: ASTS showing camel toe - Fuck it I’m in!!!
[+7] u/Leading_Form_8485: Boys, im tired of winning.
[+7] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Berrorists are surprisingly quiet tonight..
[+7] u/LarryStink: Insomnia sucks. 3 hours of sleep last night im exhausted and litteraly rolling over in my bed for 2 hours now because I can't fall asleep.
[+6] u/Ill_Sun358: Unprofitable means innovation not stagnation
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Massachusetts police say a caller reported a man carrying a “bazooka”, it turned out to be a landscaper with a leaf blower in the morning
[+6] u/sailortyx56: Every other stock is ripping up 10%+. lol.
Peak euphoria and greed.
[+6] u/CapitalElk1169: Relatively low market cap plus the dumb ticker theory (which I think may actually work)
[+6] u/SharkBiteX: Must be doing ladder attacks!
[+6] u/Antiwhippy: >People are shorting a regarded meme pump
No fucking shit.
[+6] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: Drilling time, open all the doors
And let you out into the world
Drilling time, turn all of the lights on
Over every boy and every girl
[+6] u/D1finalboss: Step sis you’re stuck in the dryer, lemme help you out
[+6] u/uncirculated_luster: Not a bag holder yet, good entry for $SPCE?
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Happy Pride, my favourite homos 💅💅💅
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: I'm surprise that shit is over 20k
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Let's make Spce marketcap larger than virgin airline
[+5] u/Steezy12: it's not a red day, it's just a flash sale
[+5] u/DiamondHands667: SPCE bulls gonna get sucked into a black hole tomorrow ☄️
[+5] u/Soldacki: Damn buttcorn going back below $70k?
[+19] u/TraditionalGas1770: Short Anthropic upon IPO.
This is financial advise and I am a financial advisor. I am legally liable if you lose money due to my advice
[+13] u/kader91: Remember AH is fake. Premarket even faker.
[+12] u/Deadweight047: Image being the richest man on earth but still trying to steal normal people retirements.
[+11] u/Luis326: Space apes. Apes from space.
[+11] u/Coopalooper25: SPCE is about to go boom!!!
[+11] u/helemaalwak: Gonna buy more SPCE from my HPE earnings
[+10] u/Mettabreaks: PDT rule changed just before SpaceX and Anthropic IPOs. I am a regard but I know a conspiracy when I see one
[+9] u/sonofalando: My WiFi password is JiantPP5000 if you can find me 🫡
[+9] u/Professional_Art3563: I told claude to post something to this chat and this is what it did
“Does anyone else eat the little styrofoam peanuts when packing boxes or is that just me”
Puts on Anthropic IPO
[+9] u/Miserable-Water7753: Someone give SPCE bers a hug
[+8] u/thefrozen_one: Data centers are collecting every single piece of digital footprint you leave in this world. That means, the more regarded you are online, the more incognito
[+8] u/AggressiveDonkey9317: When’s this bear market going to end?
[+8] u/teh_herper: MRVL leaps
RKLB leaps
SPCE puts
locked and loaded 🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/ushikagawa: Put all your life savings into it, also your grandma’s savings too
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: I had no cash for gas, but then I remembered DOW is above 50k. Now my car works on ber tears
[+7] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Fuck i was waiting for MRVL to drop to $170, now it is up 26% FML
[+7] u/Hot-Pop-3250: McLovin's bday is June 3rd
[+7] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: What war? We're building data centers in SPACE
[+7] u/Altair82: Koreans just decided during lunch break fuck it let's buy it all back
[+7] u/aabbcc_gei: i wish stock market has safe space for tards where if tards are not profitable, MMs will be fined for it 🥺
[+6] u/Kitchen-Flamingo2711: New MRVL T100 switch just dropped - I'm long Skynet and short humanity
[+6] u/Micahftww: This is gift - I was up 16K% this last month and didn't sell thinking I could keep going. Icarus flew too close to the sun.
[+6] u/KenaiFjords357: Patiently waiting for the inevitable correction
[+6] u/Ok_Action9198: Time for another GameStop who’s gonna ride SPCE🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/mks_csw: mango has been spamming "deal is close" tweets like GTA cheat codes for the past weeks and it worked every time lmao
[+6] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Blue Origin go boom.. space stuff not fixed till 2028…
[+6] u/ForsakenRacism: Is it still ok to own DRAM. I feel like I’m all alone
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: Damn Korean paperhanded bitches.
[+5] u/crazyfool319: paper hands Michael Saylor
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said get ready for the most bullish two years of your fucking life
[+5] u/dreggers: Semis mooning, SaaS mooning, META barely hanging on to $600
[+17] u/Initial-Load-4957: Spce buy more on discount
[+14] u/steem99: Perfect buy-in price for SPCE, don't say you weren't warned
[+14] u/HomeHedgeFund: Marvell Studios presents: Avengers: Age of Micron
[+13] u/theGameNWA: jensen brings more companies into the bubble so nvda will not drop that much when it bursts
[+12] u/MansBarelyHot: So Jensen can now manipulate markets great
[+11] u/Almost_a_Noob: Once SPCE turns green premarket this will moon so hard 🚀
[+9] u/foamrollmyback: Buy equity in MRVL then pump it to pump your own stock. Jenson cooking
[+9] u/RockasaurusRex: I only bought MRVL because I thought it was the superhero company. wtf is this shit.
[+8] u/handsome_uruk: Crazy how they’ll blame retail for the Marvell pump when it’s clearly the algos and hedgies. No way in hell wsb pumped this 40% overnight.
[+8] u/degenforlife69: So Jensen is Warren Buffett now?
[+8] u/HomeHedgeFund: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY
[+8] u/Jerikolol: Why can't Jensen say NVDA is a 10 trillion$ company? Why pump others but not yourself?
[+8] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: SPCE is dumping
ASTS was the correct space move
So obvious 🤌
[+8] u/Jealous_Wash_8967: Alright who's holding the biggest SPCE bags
[+7] u/Kattilaeikka: Is it finally the time bitcoin dies when even Sailor Moon is selling
[+7] u/fca1230: brkb not doing anything for a year
[+7] u/jhchee: Hows spce bagholder hearts holdign up???
[+7] u/lmfaonoobs: SPCE already recovering from its RuG PuLl 5% drop after hours from its up 25% day lmao. Regards here think they run shit
[+7] u/mrdeadhead91: Of course Mrvl is up 20% the day after I sold my calls. I played things conservatively with my MU and MRVL calls this past week, forcing myself to realize very decent gains, but by doing so I missed out on almost 100k extra gains as of today. Absolutely brutal 😭
[+7] u/M4roon: got a kinda swollen lymph node behind my jaw.
I think I might be dying guys
[+7] u/Icy_Jelly_315: U the next trillion dollar company
[+7] u/lmfaonoobs: You guys think SPCE won't get hard today then you don't know retail
[+6] u/borkdpasito: You regarded bols really think 🥭 got on the phone with fucking Hezbollah 🫵😂
[+6] u/Top-Subject38: To much deep throating gey king
[+6] u/14X8000m: Can someone compliment me and increase my market cap by 40B?
[+5] u/East-Description-243: Betcha space stocks aren’t done yet.
[+12] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: AI = A bunch of nerds circle jerking each other that will never make money and is useless.
[+12] u/VOO_bull_forever: # corn is the biggest pos ever created.
[+11] u/xeuropa: Jensen pumping the companies they own now😂
[+11] u/heikici: Market is all about Leather jacket and 🥭's egos. They spew a ticker, and it instantly moons.
[+10] u/ArcDogRob: Regarded 20s > Roaring 20s
[+10] u/Datsyuk131313: Alright $8 SPCE bagholders, reveal yourselves.
[+9] u/Superente_: Its insane that this market is now pumping one AI stock after another.
This is maximum greed. A correction is overdue.
[+8] u/Karl-Levin: We are in June and the market still runs on hopium that the strait situation is going to be resolved anytime soon.
At this point the delusions are getting clinical.
[+8] u/knoqd_: Hyperscalers continue to sacrifice themselves for the sake of semis lmao
[+8] u/Ashamed_Victory_133: My wife’s boyfriend told me to buy SPCE, should I??
[+8] u/Thecreamcheeze: 🌽 crashing because not even saylor wants it
[+7] u/christopheroptions: spacex ipo is gonna be superbowl for us
[+7] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: Jensen is going to reveal his new jacket and matching bull whip and markets are gonna pump 15%
[+7] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: MU will have bigger market cap than msft,amzn and Meta, take that bears
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: AVGO please stop pumping. I want to buy calls tomorrow
[+6] u/Fakemage: leather jacket man gifts us Marvell x4
[+6] u/qx2: MU will do its usual Tuesday dump and pump as expected.
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Can we get a pump day ?
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: OMFG buy the dip SPCE
[+6] u/TreGet234: Nothing matters, everything is bullish. Do not question it.
[+5] u/Fruit_dog04: Bought a few HPE calls before close, as well as the CRDO & RKLB dip. I hope to wake up to bunches of tendies 🙏🏼
[+5] u/SunnyMikkle: No more peace talks, ceasefire is dead, and somehow oil is drying up like your moms tits.
What a retarded market
[+19] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: Fuck you Bitcoin, I am done with this shit garbage BTC, go to fucking 0.
[+14] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Why does meta even try? Just give up and go fuck yourself
[+11] u/jason8585: SPCE will have a 50% day
Calling it now
[+11] u/No-Clerk7943: You guys should stick to value investing
[+11] u/No_Associate5656: Here’s a SPCE comment because I don’t think we have enough today
[+11] u/todddepri: Software pump is over back to new lows, pack it up
[+10] u/Opster79two: God damn, r/MU_Stock is cringe as fuck!
[+10] u/SetRestart: Remember when Bers were saying last week we all should've sold MU because it topped at 800
Good times. Damn this market moves fast
[+9] u/azkxv: If the godfather of AI is pumping the next trillion dollar company who am I not to go all in?
[+8] u/KnightofAmethyst2: SPCE volume is a joke so far ... shits about to pop!!
[+8] u/Darkwolf22345: MRVL about to 3x by next week
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: mango thinks Israel and Hezbollah will stop fighting because he spoke to some random Arab looking guy
[+7] u/SetRestart: *"SPCE popped the bubble"* - idk bers probably
[+7] u/Ostermousee: Israel will not stop attacking Lebanon, Iran willl escalate and why are you not full porting XOM calls for September it is literally FREE money. Either way we’re going to have an oil crisis this summer
[+6] u/Practical-Health3455: If the end of peace talks can't keep this market down, then nothing will.
Load up on calls!
[+6] u/ThaaGZZ: AI seems to be the hot pic again today. Dont let SPCE die brothers
[+6] u/Similar-Ant8560: Just my luck I sold my MRVL shares at $224 thinking they were going to dip
[+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Zendaya in Euphoria looks just like Anthony Edwards
[+5] u/Alex_Trenholm: If retail thinks SPCE is going to dump on June 12th and buying the June 18th puts won’t MM just wait to dump it until June 18th after hours ?
[+5] u/Potential_Version_34: This place is only fun when the bears are winning