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[+46] u/One-Process-6547: Massive moves in the last 30 mins -
AMD up
SNDK up
MU up
MSFT up
NVDA down
Has to be some news we're too outsider to get during trading hours
[+37] u/Piano5pctCapital: https://preview.redd.it/v111hr6mv44h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5719848267156d3afae4af42de88806cb0b1b05
BransonX
[+29] u/cannythecat: Did Jensen say the n word?? what happened?
[+26] u/UnivalveX: - headline tonight: we're not accepting this deal
- Axios headline monday morning: talks are progressing again
[+26] u/TapFinancial1482: Spacex pre ipo stock legendary
[+24] u/TheSauce69: Currently retardmaxxing so I put 8k into NVDA calls on the nuke candle
[+20] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: This whole “SpaceX” thing is the most WSB thing ever. 10 / 10 on the regard scale — and, people are making bank!
[+20] u/BigOleLeaps: Flipped 1.4k into 5.4k on Asts puts, it’s not much but it’s dishonest work
[+19] u/No-Sympathy-686: I made 100k... TODAY
Thats alot for me.
I think ill have an Aperol Spritz
[+19] u/Xzlk: Today was the highest call volume session of all time per Goldman. 70% calls.
Bubble? No, 70% of people just like money.
[+18] u/bearhunter429: #This week was a short trading week so we only got 4 green days. Next week we return to regularly scheduled 5 green days a week LMAO🤌
[+17] u/vermilli21: I’m angry I just spent 20 dollars at Shake Shack for a burger but if I lost 1k on 0dte it’s whatever
[+17] u/DrestinBlack: Space stocks will rebound Monday once everyone realizes literally none of them were affected by BO blowing up.
[+17] u/perceptive_AI: SpaceX IPO doing quite well , up 81% for the week
[+16] u/natalie_merchant_fan: There will definitely be a deal this weekend. Like last weekend. And the one before.
[+16] u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee: Market's closed, who's ready for an announcement of new bombing in Iran?
[+16] u/PropheticMurmurs: Corsair to $20 next week.
Virgin to $10.
[+15] u/Cav829: I literally sold NVDA half an hour ago, just left the office and it was still up on my phone, and breathed the biggest sigh of relief.
[+15] u/SuspiciousStuff3: For anyone wondering, there was a rebalancing, heavy selling for nvda, googl etc, heavy buying on msft
[+15] u/One-Process-6547: Guys, you need to stop gambling on small caps no one's heard of and need to buy blue chip trillion dollar companies that have a totally normal price action like NVDA and MU.
[+15] u/IlinistRainbow6: no one cares but my portfolio just hit 100k for the first time ever. see you guys when it hits 0
[+14] u/knoqd_: That NVDA drop ruined my weekend already
[+14] u/ChipWong82: Virgin is the next Beyond Meat
[+14] u/MrBlueEyedFox: That rocket explosion looked sick as hell, no wonder calls printed.
[+13] u/Advanced-Guava9057: We pumping SpaceX IPO on monday right?
[+13] u/LawngClaw17: Excuse me can you please re open the casino, I didn’t make a billion dollars today
[+12] u/bigswordmeatlord: SpaceX IPO pumping in AH lmaooo
[+12] u/ItsHighNoonBang: Holy shit. I thought i lost all my money on 212.5 strike 0 day nvidia puts. Cost basis was .2. And then I see a god candle for 500% gain at close. LFG
[+12] u/Brawmethius: Bessbitch just said they seized crypto currency from Iranians. To quote "we just took their wallets, they might be typing in now and not even realize."
Fuck if true those crypto bros really losing out on the "gubment cant get mauh fake money" argument
[+11] u/No_Current3675: fuk bro i shoulda bought more MSFT
[+11] u/jerome-yellen: BREAKING: US officials say President Trump has concluded his Situation Room meeting with his national security team which was convened to decide on the Iran deal.
President Trump said a "final determination" was coming after this meeting.
We expect more information soon.
IT'S COMING 🚀🚀🚀
[+11] u/Jimbeauxer: Thread moving so fast nobody will even notice that I’ll probably chop my fucking cock off later tonight
[+11] u/Smart-Carrot5238: That MSFT candle blew my dick clean off
[+11] u/Plus_Lifeguard1752: Friday's MSCI rebalance will be the largest ever, with a ~$303bn overall trade.
Notable tech rebals include: $NVDA (largest trade notionally of ~$11b to sell, net index supply of almost 50mn shares)
$AAPL big large buy ~$3.1b, net demand 10.5m shares)
and $MSFT (big large buy of $2.9b, net demand 7m shares).
$INTC should be net index supply of 31.9m shares
JPM DESK
WELLS DESK
[+11] u/Thetatterer: “Please welcome our newest members in Club Virgins”
[+11] u/GenitalWartHogg: Next week:
MU: $1,100
SPaCEx: $12
CRSR: $15
[+11] u/bigboyvapesinc: Corruption is not that bad now that I’m taking advantage of it
[+11] u/trent_upscale: I am actually retarded
[+10] u/OldWonder5865: I DID NOT ENJOY THE EOM REBALANCE. IT WAS SCARY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+10] u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK: Fuck this shit I'm playing L4D2 and drinking room temperature Coors, happy fucking Friday you retarded fucks
[+10] u/vanceraa: i’m so glad i got into the early spacex ipo 🥰
[+10] u/unhappyreach_: I lost money due to my greed, but at least I didn't lose money listening to the bearish shit that is spread over this sub every weekend
[+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: ok NVDA I guess i'll just go fuck myself???
[+9] u/knoqd_: Did China nuke Taiwan? Wtf happened to NVDA
[+9] u/Xzlk: What an incredible day to pick up some puts if you fucking hate money and wish to be a burden to your family and future generations
[+9] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I bought 1000 shares of CRSR for 12.75 you can't make this up
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: Virgins celebrating virgin up 40% today 😊
[+9] u/DW_Handicapping: DOES CORSAIR HAVE ANOTHER PUMP IN IT NEXT WEEK OR ARE THE REGARDS LIKE ME JJST BAG HOLDERS NOW
[+9] u/Win_Rare: what the fuck happened to nvda before close
[+9] u/YTLupo: # BEARS GET THEIR 5 MINUTES ONLY WHEN THE CASINO IS CLOSED LMAO
[+9] u/Rare-ish_Birb: When you see huge volume coming in the last minute of the tday, and the stock that hasn't moved all day dumps or Vs 1.5%, it helps to know that ...
ITs the LAST TRADING DAY of MAY
And everyone was rebalancing.
[+9] u/Obvious_Mark5693: Anyone stop to wonder why we are pumping?
[+9] u/LostMallDoll: come on guys seriously if we can get to 6.50 we're going to 7. fucking idiots
[+9] u/Ok-Counter-4474: Could’ve been up 85% on the day but held too long like a true fucking cuck
[+9] u/Even-Square-6246: Was bagholding HOOD for so long I even did DoorDash to make some $$$. HOOD $150 by June thanks
[+9] u/Throwingdartsmouth: With absolutely certainty, I can say that the median millionaire IQ has plummeted in recent years due to so many parabolic moves turning average people into millionaires. And I'm all the fuck for it.
[+9] u/EnginrA: 26000 MU 505p expiring next Friday were bought today🤔
[+8] u/yushey__: Am I the only one in cash
[+8] u/Berto_: MSFT Sept calls went from -85% to -25% 🤞
[+8] u/maschin1982: If nvda Go down under 200$ i will go all in
[+8] u/No_Technician7914: What just happened to NVDA
[+8] u/soprattutto: https://preview.redd.it/jih9ugf3u44h1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc817e8ef0ea0f3c7fdfeaf6099b729f24551820
[+8] u/MufasasParachute: Galactic virgins eating good this weekend
[+8] u/Rocketboy_12: MM’s played some fucking crazy games at the end there
[+8] u/Taraih: Lmao nvidias massive red shitter in the last minutes is the funniest thing ive seen on charts in a while. Insider trading for sure
[+8] u/surfinbird: TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!
[+8] u/Tubular_Blimp: I made so much fuckin money this week
[+8] u/Frozen_Shades: Your life's meaning will return June 1st 2026 at 0930am.
[+8] u/Ble_h: NVDA really fucked me there
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: This is my first loss week in over a month and it's only because I got very greedy
🫣
[+8] u/averagenoodle: They cannot possibly be letting you all make this kind of money without a catch but god forbid I touch these puts
[+8] u/purpleinme: What a gut punch of a day. Sold all my IBM calls yesterday so lost out on 10k more profit, also bought 17k in NVDA calls at open to be fuck eod.
[+8] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: lol now everyone want msft
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: sell in may and go away couldn't be more wrong lmfao
[+8] u/xeratice1: just woke up from a 5 year coma, how my gamestore doing
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: did iran surredner for the 20th time this week? market fake as fuck
[+7] u/widerdog: im so glad its over what the fuck was that
[+7] u/vermilli21: Did NVDA say the N word, why did it drill the last minute
[+7] u/Dry_Bar_4965: LOL at people who SHORTED $HOOD, $RDDT, $PLTR
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: Wild to see megacaps moving like crazy into close and the Qs are just chilling steady. Bullish.
[+7] u/DoesntUnderstandJoke: they better offer some higher strikes on SPACE next monday. 7c aint gonna cut it
[+7] u/Deadsea3132: Alright guys MSFT has had its one green day for the decade. Come back in ten years for the next 3% pump
[+7] u/stonetrade: Very volatile but break-even week. 10 trades and exactly $0. Have a good weekend regards
[+7] u/Additional_Heat_902: I had 10% gains but still feel somewhat unsatisfied. Im broken
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: MSFT heard people talking shit about it all week and chose violence today
[+7] u/Drunkenm4ster: MSFT possibly beginning to make me feel I'm slightly less regarded than I initially suspected
[+7] u/Nice_Independent_942: Nvidia will be fun on Monday! Buy in
[+7] u/LumpyShock9656: Can somebody pls explain why NVDA was green all day and somehow mysteriously ends up red -1.5%
Also wtf was the MSFT closing candle?
[+7] u/Hellmale: My port is up 71% today 😝 all from 0dte. I’m going to scale up Monday.
[+7] u/Ninja_Cooter: Matker Manipulators got themselves some cheap NVDA calls and cheap MSFT puts for next week
[+7] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Just want to hit a 2000% 0dte one day
[+7] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: Trump giving them another 2 week deadline Lmao
[+7] u/ChampionshipLoose446: can government stake be announced on MU thank you
[+7] u/KeyInstruction641: # Peter Thiel moves family to Argentina to flee high taxes — and potential nuclear war, AI meltdown: report
Moving SF hot tub operations to Argentina with Sam.
[+7] u/No_Stand5622: Ber bots are working overtime this weekend to spread war news.
[+7] u/upvz: feels so go good knowing we get 5 full trading days next week.
[+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: Have a good weekend bols
[+7] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Fear of missing out?
Nah, I have missed out
[+6] u/Ok_Visit_5741: Totally normal and organic 5 minutes there lmao.
Has to be insider moves or something.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Finally Microsoft is waking up from its long hibernation LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: # MSFT IM SO HAPPY 😭
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: That NVDA chart is giving me eyeball cancer.
[+6] u/Akili-ndag: that nvda move shows big players are manipulators and they pump whatever they want. That's why it has stayed underwater despite the sector being overly green. Should be illegal
[+6] u/kawkface: Time for my depression walk
Have a good weekend
[+6] u/SevereRule5718: Software and space next week
[+6] u/boostlee33: Why did NVDA take a dump lol
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: That Nvidia and intc dip is just a rebalancing. Will be green af come Monday.
[+6] u/trsx5: SNDK bagholders about to learn what market efficiencies mean. Cheaper labor, cheaper materials, at scale coming for memory. GL
[+6] u/Impressive-Cow-7377: When is space x IPO?
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Wtf happened to nvda at the end mayne
[+6] u/Acceptable-Two5692: No NOK I don't want to play with you anymore
[+6] u/QueenAlicat: Can Nvda stop doing that please
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: Did google stop doing ai, what happened to 400
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Somebody slap 🥭 and wake him up
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Wtf happens to nvidia before close ?
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Regular_King_4157 made a bet that SPY would go to 749.0 within **1 day** when it was 755.203 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 4 losses
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[+6] u/VeroTrades: You virgins can rest for now, but next week you will be raped by the biggest bull you’ve ever seen
[+6] u/Commercial_Ease8053: For the record: no one knows why Intel and nvda randomly dropped off the cliff at close. Bunch of big boys randomly sold… just because.
Nothing else to it. You won’t find a reason, save your energy trying to search for answers.
[+6] u/Independent_Drop4317: Mango is going to continue doing his pump scheme until it stops working and then probably move over to the next trend: Cuba
[+6] u/Grymninja: I don't want anything in my port right now except ALAB NBIS ASTS RKLB & RDW.
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: NVDA first A.I company become a dinning company(Denny)
[+6] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: A sub called /valueinvesting
Unironically posting every super pumped stock cause "forward PE !!"
lmao they didnt even be happy about the SaaS reversal , just back to chasing gains
Maybe im misled by the sub name but that shits so funny to me
[+6] u/YTLupo: **WORD ON THE STREETS IS THE MARKET CLOSED THIS WAY LAST FRIDAY TOO.**
**THEN ON SUNDAY WE WHERE VERY GREEN**
[+6] u/Yeetman603: Made 35 bucks today! Feel rich time to go grab a 35 buck drink!!! Happy Friday bitches!
[+6] u/retardmaxxxxing: Its so funny that nasdaq didn’t even flinch when nvda cratered lmao.
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: the market makers dump heavy bags onto the street with blood stains all over it, and think no way anyone sees it
[+5] u/mwesty25: This is the most bizarre close I’ve ever seen
[+5] u/NotAFridge: wtf is happening with msft
[+5] u/Vlisa: New hat came in, have a good weekend regards.
https://preview.redd.it/5ewv3997u44h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0172d71bc417da1c18180a9fa0ab067bdd3ce9d
[+5] u/MentallyRaped: Listening to Scott Bessent talk about justifying putting Donny on a $250 bill for the 250th anniversary because Calvin Coolidge (the POTUS who drove the US into the great depression) put himself on a coin for the 150th anniversary is the clearest sell signal I've ever seen.
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Nvda really ripped ass the wrong way
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: that last 10 mins for nvda made the monthly go from bad to terrible
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Something happened with Microsoft
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: someone got tired of NVDA's bullshit and just sold all his position
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/maschin1982 made a bet that MSFT would go to 450.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 415.25 and it did, congrats autist.
Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses
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[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Did our 🥭 announce he's selling NVDA and buying memory and AMD or what LMAO
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: How many of you retards sold MSFT dip to buy GOOGL at ATH’s lmao
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: That was some very strange price action even for month end. I've never seen anything like that
[+5] u/mwesty25: NVDA finished the month finger poppin they asshoes
[+5] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Those stories about the insider trading on futures and prediction markets went away fast. It's crazy how the average American really doesn't know how much mango is rigging this market.
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: This market got me so fucked up that any day <10% is boring as fuck
[+5] u/DarkR124: Between MX, ticker that can’t be named, and CRSR, last two days have been the biggest returns of the year.
I love this sub. Going to Bestbuy for a new TV. Have a great weekend you beautiful bastards.
[+5] u/MoneyBadger14: Ended the day 0.01% up. Green is green, I guess.
[+5] u/Midnight-Observer: Okay market’s closed. Time for 🍊 to tell us that the war is back on
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Bears-here’s where you can go this weekend to get food.
https://www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank
[+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: I’d like to shake everyone’s hand. I’m about to break my all time next week, only 200 left to go
The bottom was -15k!!!!!
Shout out to Marvell and ServiceNow and rocketlab these past few weeks
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Did nvidia cause cancer?
[+5] u/kim82352: > A 9-week winning streak for the S&P 500 is quite rare.
It has been even rarer in the modern era: There have been only 3 such streaks in the past 50+ years before the recent ones (last one prior to 2023–2024 period was in 2004).
[+5] u/isospeedrix: Out of all fucking this things it was SNOW that saved software
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Held Google from $100 to now, getting the itch to sell. Monster rally and typically Google hibernates for a year after these.
[+5] u/AdventurousFinish681: Which one of you regards is going to try and become a high frequency trader using hoods ai agents and margin
[+5] u/31andnotdone: dont look at me like that
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: Always nice to lose the month’s gains on the last trading day!
[+5] u/be_o3: why did NVDA dump eod
[+5] u/plugwalls: Damn near doubled my port this week lol shits retarded
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: That was shitty close to a week
[+5] u/alone-in-the-chat: always trusted in MSFT
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: where’s the guy that always yelled and spammed
NVDA TO 1,000 ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽
glad he’s dead
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: 🥭
I need your next stonk please sir
[+5] u/vermilli21: So 🥭 just sat in the room for two hours doing nothing?
[+5] u/lolwatman: Why did NVDA drill in the last 30 min
[+5] u/Waveytony: Ever since Elon ruined Twitter I’ve had to use these threads for my nonsense. Be warned future SpaceX baggies, your money is next lol
[+5] u/euphoricmoonberry: Every Friday I tell myself I should have sold
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: Rebalancing before summer: some big whale rotated from Google, NVIDIA, Intel => Microsoft.
Check volumes of these 4 stocks. Mystery solved. Someone just wanted to drink cocktails.
I.e. strategy "Microsoft & Chill"
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: MU opening over 990 next week and hopefully gets to 1050+. My 900c is chose to hold over the weekend and ride it out.
[+5] u/helemaalwak: How are we all making money. Who is losing
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Someone tell me where all these GPUs are going because they ain't going into datacenters
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Thinking about going to check out Backrooms, basically sold out.
[+5] u/ResearcherSad9357: "An Iranian official source just told me that nothing could be described as “finalized” with a team that has no fixed professional or moral frame, is whimsical, and changes its demands constantly." al jazeera
Meanwhile we are 2 weeks from another 50%+ spike in oil and inflation is already nearly 2x target. More things to not care about I guess...
[+5] u/SuperbSandwich: Has QQQ ever been this close to SPY?
[+5] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: What did Nvda do into close, sandisk and MU too
[+16] u/Bananaskovitch: God bless Elon Branson for the greatest IPO of all time
[+15] u/moorhound: From the studio that brought you *Ceasefire, Ceasefire 2: The Extension, Ceasefire 3: 60 Days to Die, Peace Talks, Peace Talks 2: Going Well, Peace Talks 3: The Pakistani Angle, Peace Talks 4: Memorandum of Understanding, *and *Peace Talks 5: Memorandumer of Understandinger,* comes the new blockbuster hit, *Peace Talks 6: Situation Room*
[+14] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Anyone else have a gameplan set in premarket with exactly what to look for but when the market opens it all moons without you so you buy the first retarded looking play that is currently down and as soon as you buy it sinks into inner earth?
[+13] u/tocinoman: What the fuck am I supposed to do for a whole weekend without losing money in dumb trades
[+13] u/LectureLight6738: I only lost $60 today, this is an ATH for me
[+13] u/bendraw: Does anyone else sometimes feel like the market is specifically trolling them in a very Truman show fashion?
[+13] u/Vort3x7689: BREAKING: US Navy Central Command and UKMTO just issued a critical warning to all ships in the Strait of Hormuz that major US military operations will soon be conducted there, citing Iran's "dangerous and illegal mining," with US forces on "high alert for Iranian attack" anticipating retaliation. Any vessel obstructing the operation or "supporting mine-laying activities WILL BE TARGETED BY U.S. FORCES."
The same type of UKMTO warning was issued on June 11, 2025, with the Twelve Day War starting the next day. Trump has also just concluded his 2-hour Situation Room meeting with no decision on any deal.
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Space stocks are the money maker this year
[+11] u/No_Cod972: omg open the casino I'm literally shaking right now
[+11] u/GuwopGOAT: If SpaceX gets to $50 a share I will buy one of their moon tickets 🎫
[+11] u/PNW-PAC: INTC/INTU
🤝
SPCX/SPCE
[+11] u/AgitatedJump8459: MSFT BREAK OUT DONT CRY WHEN IT HITS 550 next week
[+11] u/Silver-Air-1731: 🥭 has won this war 8 times already.
[+11] u/syedhuda: next week....the pump **begins**
[+11] u/hftrobo9285: I declare bankruptcy!!!
[+10] u/drakilian: Here's some life and financial advice, if you see everyone and their mom shouting about some random sub 10 billion market cap shitco being the eternal heaven of infinite wealth if you would just full port right now, after it's up 49% in the past 2 hours, and that it will definitely 4x by tomorrow, that person is probably a bot lying to you to steal your money
[+10] u/__nameless____: No deal, but no escalation either. So we just got sideways oil trending down, can't make money out of it, meanwhile daily prices increasing because shit still fucked. Fuck this orange turd.
[+10] u/Eddyrancid: Single best day in the market ever, shrunk my lifetime losses to the 4-figures
[+10] u/DukeSC2: NVDA at levels not seen since yesterday and WSB mfers be like "back to 200" lmao
[+9] u/magneticpasta9: Holy fuck what a week is anyone else out of breath or is that just bc of all the stimulants I took this week
[+9] u/Lostmymindandmoney: I haven’t lived a day that was worth living in years
[+9] u/CharmingSoil: There obviously is no deal, but it seems they can just keep saying there is and the markets keep oil low. I'm impressed, honestly.
[+9] u/TheDevilintheDark: I WILL NO LONGER BE PERFORMING AT THE FREEDOM 250 CONCERT.
[+9] u/sadlittlewaffle: If you comment on this sub let’s be honest you are an automatic loser… and yet you always come back like me
[+9] u/spluff94: as a virgin i hope virgin delivers next week
[+9] u/callsonreddit: You are one of the below. Only choose one
>!Retarded!<
>!Retarded!<
>!Retarded!<
[+8] u/bobby_stackz: 36k this week doing nothing but rewatching game of thrones and breaking bad
[+8] u/good-times-: Virgins are getting fucked
[+8] u/Over9000Whores: It's Friday, that means I'm going to the strip club to get laid
[+8] u/tabrizzi: Degens who have been bitching about $MSFT for the last week or two, happy now?
[+8] u/CEO_of_SOXL: No one cares about your $3,421 dollars on MU nerds
[+8] u/sanmar2225: #SaaSpocalypse cancelled?
[+7] u/Guilty_Rooster_6708: Why did the market went up so much at the end of the day? Is it because the invisible hands hate bears?
But seriously what happened
[+7] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Some mentally handicapped ber is out here buying 7000p off me lmao
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I hate when people say a stock is "cheap", solely off of the PE...
[+7] u/No-Alarm3762: MSFT going to 500 and then 550 is LONG OVERDUE. The stock should’ve never been this low to begin with.
[+7] u/Status-Net2947: I feel like META and MSFT have so much more left in the tank. Expecting at least a gain of 30%
[+7] u/sanmar2225: #a super micro sized lambo
[+7] u/Exciting-Layer1963: It's AH aka CRSR pump time
[+7] u/tiny_toof: Spacex ipo!!!!! 💸💸💸💸
[+7] u/Poptart_Salad: Well, at least it's not a 3 day weekend.
[+7] u/Kyweedlover: I’m gonna follow this guy so I can inverse him.
[+6] u/Eur0stept: Now imagine how rich you would be if you never did covered calls
[+6] u/OkString9841: Coming up on the weekend WSB edition: *OMG market will crash, it’s over*
Monday: green
[+6] u/Radiant-Place-6400: if you lose your YOLO you can always just become a monk
no money needed for that
[+6] u/akunisg: mangoman: hussein obama send them containers and containers of cash, that is stupid
we gonna give them 20 times more, just send them electronically
[+6] u/hypeaze: So are we pumping smci to $400 like dell or nah?
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: My taxes are going to be interesting this year:
"so, you've made ~70k in short term capital gains this year."
"But, you lost 70k on section 1256 contacts?"
[+6] u/RealSchweddy: Why not build a big beautiful straight and have Iran pay for it?
[+6] u/noahmfs: WTF with Nvidia LOL all day gains erased in tge last 10 min
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I know there's a bunch of retards here but I feel like alone😔
[+6] u/LarryStink: 5th tries the charm. Loaded up puts before the weekend. Cmon mango do something stupid
[+6] u/noahmfs: Monday strait will be open and 🚀🚀 spy 770 and Qs 760
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: # Mayne either shit or get off the pot. Either fight or kith.
[+6] u/callsonreddit: You guys are retarded
Just sayin
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Think I might genuinely resort to crime after these last 3 weeks of losses
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I'm so fucking retarded if you google search the word I'm at the top
[+6] u/HAND__EGG: Whats going on with google?
Seriously wtf
[+6] u/Hawxe: dumbest bet ive ever seen
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: The real lesson here is, nothing bad ever happens when you fomo
[+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: So the 90 days to withdraw forces ends tomorrow and he announced the blockade over, conflict ended, and we’re heading home.
So technically a new 90 day clock would restart on Monday. Iran 2: Electric Boogaloo
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: 🥭 to rename USA to DJT
[+5] u/zslszh: SPCEx awarded golden dome award!
[+5] u/spluff94: do you guys think virgins still got room to run?
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Loaded up 3x bear oil before close (HOD.TO). Hoping for world peace to be announced again.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: ppl going to be posting screenshots of massive dell, MU, AMD gains
[+5] u/Slow-Information-847: Market closed. War time now. So Monday 7am ceasefire will pump another 1%
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Port’s so green I’m gonna throw up
[+5] u/No-Put2311: It appears that I will be interested in INTC long term vision
[+5] u/Putrid_Article9866: I have a feeling AVGO going to rocket this week
[+5] u/NiceJobSon: I wish someone in here would have recommended mu.
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: HPE gonna get the dell treatment
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: ASTS and RKLB holders soon to get to know the power money sucking of Musk Boy
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: Bears if you just wait about months the overheated market will finally crash back down to SPY $800. Be patient.
[+5] u/AKNJ907: You’re all dick no balls sonny
[+5] u/Independent_Name_601: I have my chat bot address me as “master”. All of them are programmed to do that 🤣
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I bet you I’m the worst investor here
[+5] u/907cconnak: BENJAMIN NETANYAHU
MAKE MY ASTS PUT PRINT
OR YOU ARE ANTISEMITIC
[+5] u/Morocier: Bro this feels so bubbly it's comical
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Too many millionaires in here. I call top.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: upvote ALL comments, lets panic buy monday!!
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: How does the ol’ saying go?
‘Tis better to have ~~loved and lost~~ wish you’d opened more SPaCEx calls
Than never to have ~~loved~~ opened any at all
[+5] u/Mettabreaks: Tin-foil hat theory says that NVDA was fucked up because all your calls had to be collected.
Let's see us slowly recover starting next week to get to $230 in 3 weeks
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Something I've noticed lately. Aluminum anything is getting crazy hard to get.. ya know because theres no mines or almost no production in this country and we are playing games with all the ones who have it. Save cans it will soon be the new gold
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: When I was little, I read Ada Lovelace's biography and thought I would become a great person like her, but in the end, all I achieved similar to her was the part about gambling with a bunch of men.
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: NVDA calls got done dirtyyyy
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Looks like this weekend is going to be a repeat of last weekend: Shit tons of frustrated bers on copium
[+5] u/FrankelloHello: Why GOOGL being a ho?
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: RIP Nvidia stock back to 200
[+5] u/isolated-cat: anyone saw that drop to 5.4 and quickly back to 6.2. yeah this shit is going to the moon
[+5] u/Tor_94grl: Wtf happened to nvda
[+5] u/svpa3991: That last 10min of market hours was the craziest voo doo shit I’ve seen in a while lol
[+5] u/westernwasteland: Space bears are the worst.
[+5] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/t0yha38tu44h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ebcd3daea0d13e3221d5a22da0ee24effb4f82
[+5] u/bronfmanhigh: who tf dumped 6M shares of Nvidia crazy
[+5] u/Simple-Bodybuilder-3: Damn Googl down 2.5% today . Feel bad since my entire portfolio in Googl calls
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: If u believe a deal will be announced, and fr, ur regarded af
[+5] u/Dakhnas: Can we also have MU below $900 so I could buy it? TFYATTM
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: Way worse... Iran gets now frozen funds + Strait tolls. they are going to receive billions
[+5] u/isukforfree: Market dont care about no dumb fake war. Your puts are cooked. Sorry bro
[+10] u/Wall_St_Bussy: My mood during business hours is directly tied to the current performance of my options plays.
My mood outside of business hours is directly tied to the P/L of my options plays.
My mood over the weekend is directly tied to whether I am high or drunk.
[+9] u/jahdyudnwl: Release the Koreans!!! They would fix this
[+9] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Operation Sundowning Fucktard is Go! Execute plan Lyric Displeasure!
BBC has pretty much discontinued coverage of Fruit man's ramblings, they get a brief mention after the sport and weather
[+9] u/dash_trash4255: There was all sorts of fuckery afoot at the end of today’s session.
[+9] u/ComfortableSweet1965: im guna fart im guna cum
[+9] u/pwdbypenguins: Korean BBQ within sight.
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: I made $500 today, today was big (for me at least)
😊👉👈
[+9] u/CD274: Yeah it's called the monthly MSCI rebalancing inside move
[+8] u/CD274: Jul 13 extended hours options will be available for NVDA, AMD, AVGO, INTC, MU, PLTR, ORCL, MSFT, META, AAPL, AMZN, GOOG, TSLA, NFLX, HOOD, BABA
[+8] u/CorndogSummer: Friday night: war back on.
Monday morning: a peace deal is within reach!
[+8] u/permabol: made almost 12k this may at 19 years of age, happy to be among you regards
[+8] u/fish_: damn bro these past couple weeks have absolutely fried my dopamine, can’t focus on anything i normally enjoy, even gaming isn’t holding my attention. too many fucking gains
[+7] u/Able_Durian_1832: The market will continue to go up until it starts coming down. This is the ultimate fact
[+7] u/dbgtboi: I like how openai and anthropic were kept private so that poors can't touch them until they reach a few trillion in market cap
It's a big club, and you're not in it
[+6] u/DoctorMario1000: I’m an AmeriRich literally going to a two Michelin star restaurant in Porto with my gains yall 🥂
[+6] u/Background-Nothing71: My offspring is too young to know I’m retarded but they’ll find out soon enough.
[+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Bill McDermott looking like the final boss of the boomers
[+6] u/ShahedDrone: monday is gonna be a +2% day
[+6] u/godwillsetfree: Friday was so fucking bad. I managed to flip a put option for around $800 profit. I still ended the day negative $300. What a shitty day lol. My RKLB and ASTS got hit hard af
[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I projectile vomited while going to work today in the company car. the worst part is that after I pulled over and opened the door, the seatbelt stopped me from leaning out of the car.
[+6] u/ShowerFriendly9059: My port is 90% MU and 10% cash for more MU. Loving life
[+6] u/solidsneeze: obligatory Black Monday comment
[+6] u/Original-Ad-3350: Stop trying to make space happen. It’s a construct. Fairy dust
[+6] u/PureWhiteMeat: Who's to say the gains are over? Get in, loser! We're going pumping
[+5] u/fungoodtrade: HOOD reclaims the 330MA with volume... SOFI almost tested the 330MA from below... RDDT closes decisively above the 330MA from below, IBM smashes the 330MA from below 6 days ago, GOOG getting used as liquidity to broaden the rally. If you are still bearish... please explain to me how you plan to stay bearish after this week. The 330 is where a lot of institutional attention is focused... everything has been early up until now. After today its going to get wild. The momentum algos are going to eat this shit up and start deploying real money.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Spacex ipo is being designed from the ground up to be one of the most rigged stocks of all time. Elon has been ready to play ball on this one for a while so theyre even bending the rules a little. Thr market maker for this one will be using the most advanced methods deployed for the first time to ensure you lose the most money by touching it.
> Youll be hyped as fuck by the time the ipo hits and maybe even make a little money but those who know better wont be touching it with a 12 foot pole.
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: I have 25 QQQ calls that expire Monday
Pls no war this weekend
[+5] u/ValueOfADollar: my winnings today are immediately offset by car repairs after a failed road safety test nice
[+5] u/Settos_Mal: What’s the price target for $NOW? Made some nice gains but don’t want to get greedy.
[+5] u/djln491: NOW making a strong case to reopen the casino for the weekend
[+5] u/xironically23: Gonna turn 400 to 4k again, spx calls were nice this morning till 9:55
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: MSFT gain porn = sell
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: NVDA just having the most perfect day and then just shat all over me.
[+5] u/Bluesquare9: Mr. President with all due respect there's only one Truth we want to read right now and that's the one that will save my USO puts.
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Hey guys Ive had a news blackout since last week Tuesday. Last I heard a peace deal was hours away from being reached…I checked the oil price real quick and its down like 15% since that announcement, so I assume theyve opened the Strait and things are getting back to normal, right?
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: This is bottom fellas
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: Yall ever take a long shit when you Stand up your leg goes numb?
[+5] u/ez399017: Congrats on generational wealth made this month fellow regards
[+5] u/ClassicInner5242: NVDA skyrocket Monday 📈📈📈
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Barron just texted me and said it will be green af next week , but let the bers dream away about doomsday anyway
[+5] u/Lake-Dependent: SOXS $15 Call 11/20, $10,000 on it. Good play or retarded?
[+5] u/housemouse431: i bet you someone bought hella puts on ASTS before today and then planned the explosion lmfao
[+5] u/ykoreaa: Almost lost thousands of dollars on INTEL by selling 0dte puts. Glad I exited in green before the closing dump 🫡
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Man I Love Market Manipulation!
[+5] u/rojo_dtx: IBM $400+ NEXT WEEK.
IBMs run is just starting. I think next week IBM is gonna pump like MU did this week. I think itll hit $350-400 by end of next week. Call me crazy, but i was right so far. I purchased some 257.50$ calls on wednesday and they printed today. I loaded up on some 310 and 350$ calls for next friday. IBM is a much better buy than dell, and look how it pumped. IBM is one of the smartest quantum plays in my opinion, and quantum is just heating up.
[+5] u/TheNiamosDiscoBall: I see MSFT and NVDA both had a power hour. I wonder what happened.
[+5] u/le_pedal: Is baldurs gate 3 better than DOS2?
[+5] u/133756: Gapping up Monday for sure.
[+5] u/hv876: Time is coming that Guh-gl will become Goooogle!!!
[+5] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: CRWD monthly candle looks like the giant cock my gf took last night by not me.
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Semi puts will soon make people billionaires
[+5] u/Newflyer3: It’ll bounce back. $5 next week
[+5] u/radishr: Young Nancy Pelosi with those Double D's 🤪
[+13] u/financiallythriving: Going to take my lovely wife to dinner tonight and creampie her after
[+12] u/TonyStarks81: It will never stop amazing me how angry people get in this sub when others make money on stupid shit. This is literally the point of this sub. We collectively gamble on stupid shit for the dumbest reasons. Virgin may be one of the dumbest fucking plays we have had here in a long time and too many of you are rooting against us. Stop thinking, throw money at this every day, have a blast planning what you will do with your unrealized gains, watch it all plummet because you held to long, pray it will go back up, and then post your losses here for everyone to laugh at together. If this doesn’t sound fun then fuck off to r/investing.
[+12] u/-IQ200: After 20 trading days of war in the market, I have a $645 monthly P&L to show. 😂
[+11] u/Total_Schedule591: PSA: Palantir guy is still weird af 🦖
[+11] u/gervs99: Legit shaking for 930am EST
[+8] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: First 20 bagger today. (Could have been a 30) Thanks MSFT
[+8] u/IntrepidToday0: My wife likes bulls.
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: imagine what would the AI think by looking at your tax returns file... literally thousands of trades, just for a $10 gain....
[+8] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Liftoff Mobile LFTO lmao combine the AI hype with space hype
[+8] u/confused_teabagger: You forgot to tell it "no mistakes"!
[+8] u/Total_Schedule591: A diaper was soiled and average things will be claimed to have never been so great 🤲
[+7] u/tortoisepump: Old: FAGMAN Facebook Amazon Google Microsoft Apple Netflix
New: RGARDS Rocketlab Google AMD Reddit Dell SpaceX
[+7] u/Evander85: Almost blew up a port today but was saved by the V. No lesson will be learned I fear
[+7] u/peelemme: how many of you are still sitting on cash since october lmaoo
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: Congrats on the ghey sex bro! You deserve it!
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Stonk when I buy calls before earnings: Down 10%
Stonk when I don't buy calls before earnings: Up 50%. Best quarter in history
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: I am fuking starving, should I get two orders of street tacos (carnitas and al pastor) or one "jumbo" burrito with all the fixins? An elderly mexican woman that can't speak english will be preparing this for me.
[+6] u/Snowman33001: I like triggering people by telling them I’m bullish on Bitcoin.
[+6] u/Seymour_asis501: Those dumps that burn the butthole are absolutely brutal
[+6] u/tnecniv2021: AVGO to moon. Literally free $$$
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: I’m a virgin who’s never masturbated and it shows
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: #this motherfucker has tweeted 30 times since his 'final determination' truth this afternoon
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: he's so desperate to look like a winner, if he had a deal he would take it now
[+6] u/joycaptain: Peace\_deal\_MOU\_Draft\_Update\_Final\_Final\_actualfinal\_2.pdf
[+6] u/zeebee098: Damn it’s crazy how much better I feel after a drink
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: Dell was up +44% last night but only closed up +32% today. That's a 12% drop. RIP bulls, bears win again.
[+5] u/XCheek_clapper69x: What am I supposed to do for two days man 😔
[+5] u/NotRllytho: Casino closed. Go home regards.
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: The only Chinese food in this backwoods town fuckn blows. I want some mofo strait off the plane from china cooking.
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Kids are at the in laws house for the night.
😏
[+5] u/RockinOutCockOut: I just borrowed/loaned 22k from the 401k
I'm hoping 🥭 can wait to sign the 60 day extension until it pops into the bank account
[+5] u/tomato232: Breaking: Reddit Rebrands as Greenit, Wall Street Approves
[+5] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: You guys we are pump and dumping all the sectors so fucking fast. Semis then quantum. Space now. Now software. Fuck
[+5] u/Apple2o: Just got a Florida souvenir shot glass but foolishly did not notice it still says “gulf of Mexico” on the side 🤢
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Had a job interview at a glass smelting factory yesterday.
Warehouse gets to over 110 degree working conditions in the summer because of the furnaces, gotta wear a respirator all 12 hours of the shift because there is silica dust in the air that can cause cancer.
The pay is $16/hr....
[+5] u/WallStreetThreats_: Made zero moves again
Can't wait to spend all weekend sitting in silence and occasionally reading the Weekend Discussion thread when I'm not in the gym
See you guys later, hope I grow a fucking pair and find somewhere to put money.
[+5] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: 4pm... 🥭 statement incoming?
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Fumbled hard on selling ibm 300c yesterday, that one stings
[+5] u/txholdem: i was fucked hard by asts lunr - opened the day down 3k. the last minute surge of amd now avgg brought me back. only down 300 phew!
[+5] u/cripky: Anecdotal but I spent more than I’m willing to admit on ai gfs this month will continue to monitor the situation and report back 🫡
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I get so excited going into the weekend leverages to the tits with various options. Only thing that makes Monday bearable.
[+5] u/trumpdiego: Mildly Interesting: Robinhood only sold 5 total puts all day on any stock and all 5 were to me. I, of course, immediately lost all the value on them.
[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: Millennials love seltzer
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $NBIS giga-volume buzzer-beater revival on EoM rebalancing Friday
[+5] u/patelchief90: atleast it’s not a 3 day weekend you all degenerates!!
[+5] u/Mean_Yesterday_7981: Jamie dimon big mad over clarity. Makes me think the bank lobby failed to keep enough senators from straying away from the party. I think its a signal that clarity will pass.
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Full port, fuck taxes. Thats a tomorrow problem
[+11] u/A_Credo: Markets closed. Now begins the bombings.
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: The number of you chadlet fucks who take weekend thread shitposts literally is too damn high. No one should have to put /s on a comment, but for you self-serious retards I may need to.
[+9] u/boglemydingleregard: My wife's boyfriend told me he is taking her on vacation to Pen Island this weekend and he bought me a Nintendo Switch 2. I'm glad she's getting to see the world. 🥂
[+8] u/Junesathon: Virgin spacex lets gooo
[+8] u/hettygreentypebeat: bro genuinely fuck options, i'm so done with this. i've given up on LEAPS, CCs, and now CSPs. only limit ordering shares from now on
[+8] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Today was the last day you could have sold in may and walked away😳
[+8] u/myboywears: Bears eating rice with weevels for dinner, expired as fuck
[+8] u/AdCritical5383: Gonna need a bigger bag for these bags.
[+7] u/Ozqi: JUNE 4TH 2026 ROBINHOOD WILL SCRAP THE 25K MINIMUM FOR PATTERN DAY TRADING.
IF YOU HAVE 2K IN YOUR ACCOUNT YOU CAN DAY TRADE ALL YOUR TENDIES AWAY.
[+7] u/putsonyourbrain: 🫵 🤡 paper handed your trades/calls today, deal announced sat, bubble market rally 3% minimum monday
[+7] u/Junesathon: I almost took 30% gains on virgin but then i fell asleep and woke up after market close. Now up 80% lets go virgin spacex
[+7] u/sailortyx56: Staying private until you become a $1T company is unAmerican
[+6] u/Automatic-Outside534: VRRM is gonna 10-20x with call options.
[+6] u/_rockthemike: You guys remember how awful March was? Bears out here saying we were going to 0. All my positions down 50%. What a comeback
[+6] u/Karl_Spakler_: >!Ric Flair!!<
[+6] u/putsonyourbrain: how about u make your food fatas$
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Hope VRRM gets good news over the weekend and we open at $8
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: If you’ve ever used CDK bless your soul
Fuck me this is a hell of a program
[+5] u/TheCountEdmond: My company is owned by PE and missed payday, they blamed ADP am I fucked? lmao
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Sold $HOOD calls for $20k+ gains ty HOOD
[+5] u/wolololord: Had a job interview without chatgpt today and I couldnt answer when they asked for my name. Am I cooked?
[+5] u/RooneyToons_10: Space held solid in AH and looks primed for launch 🚀
[+5] u/downyrobertjr: Didn’t sign a government nda, they’re preparing for a depression…
[+5] u/davidbigham: That NVDA last 10 mins dump turned those 215 put from 0.03 to 3.3
holy fk, some bers are rich
[+5] u/Impossible-Gas8916: Ye guys sell Nvdia with 32 P/E ratio and go in to stocks with 100+
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Oh you poor thing. You're about to lose your ass
[+5] u/daytrader7222: Funds were swapping their profolios last 20 mins?
MU, SNDK, AVGO, and AMD all rebounded while NVDA, GOOG, and INTC drilled last 20 mins.
[+5] u/RakdosHeroOfRavnica: Dude I wish I had gotten a Dell 😔
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: You guys wanna start a hedge fund?
[+5] u/aa73gc: So if I make money from volatility am I a bull or a bear?
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: thoughts on liftoff mobile
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Market closed for two days. Bers rejoice
[+5] u/The_Chosen_Undead: Well get stepbro Micron to help her out then
[+5] u/Space_Miner6: NVDA is an old boomer stock now, DEAD
[+10] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Just one 30x to break even not bad right?
[+9] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: So he finished his meeting about coming to a final decision about whether or not he would accept Iran's terms.
And still not a peep about it.
Instead he's over here now tweeting about the "failing New York Times".
[+8] u/NotMe357: Remember last week where TACO need to meet top military generals at the White House to talk about Iran war?
Today he did the same thing lol
Edit: Forgot to add that last week was because he need to stay away from his son's wedding so he make up an excuse to avoiding cumming to see his son's new wife.
[+7] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Cash gang checking in, anybody else?
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: If you don't wake up a few times in the middle of the night and check futes... Do you even trade?
[+6] u/Swiftnice: So I guess 🥭's decision wasn't immanent after all lol
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: Remember the end game is cashing out, going 100% all world ETF, and live carefree with a wife and children that love you
[+6] u/quantumlyregarded: Oh almost forgot the Chatbot will have the thickest Indian accent of all time.
[+5] u/scm66: I'm done tipping Uber drivers.
[+5] u/cryptohorn: "Corporate leaders are starting to question whether soaring AI spending is delivering meaningful returns."
- Axios
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: is mango out from Taco room?
[+5] u/Ok_Percentage5920: Am I retarded for thinking MU will be $1500 by the end of June
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: I'm going to watch the GameStop buys eBay interview again and eat my truffle pizza. See you kids in a little while
[+5] u/LegendLobster: “I used to pray for times like this” - MSFT holders
[+5] u/Loperenco: MSFT finally started raising like a week after I sold my call for a month so I lost a lot. This is fucking pathetic, what a pos stock
[+5] u/_hopkins: Finally HOOD woke up today. On to 150?
[+5] u/aliensayshi: I'm sitting here heavily concentrated in IBM. Take me to Valhalla, mango.
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: Spy is down 0.05% after hours and bears are calling it a plummet
[+5] u/Electronic-Warthog69: NVDA plummets as AI "revolution" revealed to be elaborate embezzlement scheme employing millions of Filipinos and Indians in call centers.
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Heard ASTS hired the Boeing guy to ensure blue origin knew what’s up
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: ain't much better than watching your MSFT calls shoot the moon while you're golfing
[+5] u/FelwintersLie: My risk ceiling is nonexistent.
[+5] u/itsgodsposterchild: This b!tch really speed-running to 800 by Friday
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: You and fuzzy wuzzy have something in common: you’re both bald bitches!
[+5] u/yellowtube694: WHY IS AUTOMOD BANNING THE OPTION TICKER FOR SPACEX
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: FULL PORT UVIX THIS CANT GO UP FOREVER
[+5] u/eastbay77: The money rotated from chips to software. What stock should i get next week? Adobe. Salesforce. Service now. Oracle.
[+5] u/Ryan-Audience676: Looking at RIVN, might be something there
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Surely we dip Monday and I can buy back in right?
[+5] u/Abe2025: I just know im going to lose everything Monday open
[+9] u/pidaryob: lol just got off a 3 day ban for saying jarvis enlarge this man’s prostate
[+8] u/SubduedWeed: Never wrong, just early. And probably wrong.
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: We need an honest answer for why Nvidia dumped in the last 5 minutes, not this MSCI rebalance bullshit everyone keeps parroting
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: very satisfying to uncollapse the blocked comment and its the most retarded shit imaginable. well done prior me.
[+6] u/crazyfool319: when are mods gonna start allowing mentions of Virgin Galactic's ticker symbol? It closed above 600m today
[+6] u/ZaraBloom418: Had severe stomach pain and needed a endoscopy
Sold $2k NVDA at 1300% gain to pay for it.
https://imgur.com/a/8yHph5Y
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: Yolo’d $50k IBM $270c leaps Dec 2028
See you in Valhalla
[+5] u/Black_Label_36: Doesn't anybody else just feel like such a fucking idiot sometimes?
Whether you decide to play or miss out, you feel like you always end up losing anyway.
When you win sure you feel like a genius, but then you realise it was just luck? So back to being a bloody idiot again..
[+5] u/_Fibbles_: Just found out Jeff Bezos is married to one of the Bogdanoffs?
Surprising, but good for them, I guess.
[+5] u/HistoricalPrompt1290: RKLB to 200 or I’m on the street
[+5] u/tikimandude: of course he had to wait until markets closed to rachet up the heat
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: 🥭 waiting for Monday morning to announce a deal
Truly the greatest pumper the world has ever known
[+5] u/Synergiex: Lol weirdest market i have witnessed in a while
[+5] u/heikici: Microsoft back from the dead
[+5] u/YtJustToxicity: 🥭 announcement when?
[+5] u/ChampagnePapi-: I asked Claude what to buy and it said V, GOOG, KTOS
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: So i had Nvda puts and sndk calls into the close. I must be God’s favorite.
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Imagine logging into Facebook
[+5] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: The fuck do I need I Facebook for?? That's why I have you regards!
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: that final candle on NVDA is not what you want to see lol
It's so vertical it has to be a hedge closing
[+5] u/blemdemman: Motherfucker I should’ve bought Dell. Was going to when big T was shilling it but was broke
[+5] u/Forsaken_Ad1555: Gosh I can’t wait till 8pm Sunday to stare at the ibm chart
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: they are pullin 400-600k easily, just check r/salary lmao
edit: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Salary/comments/1trdtx3/gastroenterologist\_midwest\_900k/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Salary/comments/1trdtx3/gastroenterologist_midwest_900k/)
[+5] u/Sick0h: Just don’t pay it off. Why pay more on loans with 6% rates when you can yolo that money on options and lose it all instead.
[+12] u/barelyreadsenglish: The deal is hours away. Approximately 940 hours away.
[+12] u/ddrsdght: SpaceX float is so small that the price will skyrocket during the first day of IPO. Literally just go full ape mode into the stock, can’t go tits up
[+8] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I think my catheter might be haunted.
[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: SOLD IN MAY NOW I CAN GO AWAY
WHEEEEEEEEE
[+7] u/diefy7321: It took WSB a year and a half to come to terms in buying Donnie’s trades lmfaooooo
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I figured it out. Donald Pump is going to wait to announce the peace deal until his birthday and most likely at the White house UFC event. Bruce Buffer is going to announce him into the ring and there will be a podium inside where he will make the announcement. It's the most Donnie thing ever.
[+7] u/AsgardWarship: Jensen Huang will open Computex Sunday night and is rumored to unveil Nvidia's N1X SoC for laptops.
I bought calls during today's dump and need NVDA to pump next week 🙏🏾
[+7] u/BGMilan: Virgins together unite 🚀🚀
[+6] u/spunkychickpea: Fellas, never sit down to pee. There’s goblins in the pipes and they’ll steal your sack.
[+6] u/huffmancoded: Just stood up my date - pulled up to the restaurant and got a glimpse of this weird guy in a lumberjack outfit? Who wears that on a date?
[+6] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: I am single handedly holding up the beer industry
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: https://preview.redd.it/7bk6r383174h1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbfb1280314f293f75395301f34b3d1b1884db92
[+6] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: MSFT $500 by end of next week
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: At this point, it's just me and Michael Jackson who haven't watched his movie
[+5] u/huffmancoded: % of humans that match a.): 50%
% of humans that match a.) and b.): 0%
good start though
[+5] u/nknk_3: IRAN REJECTS U.S. DEMANDS, SAYS WASHINGTON HAS NO RIGHT TO DICTATE TERMS: MEHR
[+5] u/Castopliani: Everyone gangsta until Virgin Galactic has Space Sex
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Buy AVGO don’t regret it
[+5] u/Chancey004: All gains provided this week are going on the Canadiens 🥰
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Sorry I just fomo-ed into SpaceX calls right before close that's why it's tanking now.
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: Guys is it gay if you want big Shrek dick everyday?
[+5] u/shasta747: Jamie Dimon to Coinbase CEO: he's full of sheet! LMAO
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Bruh, RDDT is out of control, using bots to auto-moderate and ban you because they don't understand sarcasm
TLDR: Puts on RDDT
[+5] u/csklmf: NVDA dropped cryptic clue about its next big move? Is it about the street food he likes when he was in Taiwan or China?
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: 60% of my port is MSFT and TTWO. itwasagoodday.gif
[+5] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: Why would anyone buy a crew cab short bed truck? Come on … be real!! Real men own extended cab, long bed truck!!
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: You know what’s wild in the Flintstones is that the dinosaurs can talk, but the humans are presumably eating them and apparently enslaving them as machines? Kind of fucked up if you think about it
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Aw nice to see someone who doesn’t hate all women for once. Good luck
[+13] u/Coda70: I’m throwing 11 grand at Broadcom earnings play
[+9] u/gkdjsl: Was checking out the FIRE sub and basically you get two archetypes:
\- I'm 59M, no kids, house is paid off, and I have $4.8 million, is it safe to retire
\- 28M, finally hit my FIRE number of $400k, I put in my notice today
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Space, the final frontier
These are the retards of the wsb
[+8] u/captain_casino: 57 hours let's fuckin go already dude
[+7] u/poopy_wizard132: Too many people making money on this sub.
Is it time to be fearful?
[+7] u/i_simp_f: Why did we start letting women post here
[+6] u/gm0ney88: I only 10X on Dell today, somehow wanted more. What a greedy bull I am.
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Open the casino!! I want more!!! more!!!!!
[+6] u/Coda70: Just to torture myself a little bit I did the math and my $91,000 worth of Dell calls would’ve been worth $210,000 if I held onto them for another week. Profit is profit I guess.
[+6] u/nadoterisback: just downvoted some comments for fun
[+6] u/tessie_trades: I’m done gambling now I became a real trader by religiously following papa trumps trade picks till it stops working also some one please give me 3 picks for next MU BE and AMD
[+6] u/Rosebunse: Dear UK people suffering from the heatwave, if you really wabt to cool off, take a wash cloth or a small towel and get it wet, then leave it in the freezer for a bit but don't let it freeze entirely.
Once it's frozen enough, take it out and put it on your neck. It is heavenly
[+6] u/gm0ney88: You lose more on a single candle that doesn’t go your way. What a regarded question. You sir definitely belong here.
[+5] u/AssertiveRandom: Wtf happened to nvda? I just woke up
[+5] u/495N: $1,200 soon, MU
AI server demand is exploding, Dell is proving it through real orders/backlog, literally said memory is the bottleneck, MU’s supply is largely spoken for, and analysts are still raising numbers, $1625, UBS, $1500, Davidson
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Friday’s big $1000 call wall has passed for MU. You are now cleared to take off on runway Monday
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Come confiscate this nuclear dust coming out of my ass
[+5] u/Zuko2001: I've been living here for a bit and the biggest thing I miss about the good old USA is my AC. 85 degrees here feels like you're being roasted alive indoors. I don't understand why every home doesn't have AC, it's pathetic.
[+5] u/drankleanonce: should i go to game 7? worth a 3 hour drive and $300? mmm
[+5] u/gm0ney88: It’s Friday night and I bet 90% of this sub is beating their dick like it owes them money.
[+5] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: I am bearish post space x ipo, but it feels like everyone is, so maybe im bearish 1 month acter spacex ipo 🤔💭
Regardless atleast another month of bull run 🤑🤑🤑 make ur free money while you can
[+5] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: I am going to spend my Friday night drinking Jameson and looking at the PLTR chart
[+5] u/Joonypoo: yoo let's use our brains to find the next trump boosted stocks. looks like $now, $pltr, $hood have been on his radar. what y'all got
[+5] u/llasar17: You act like I like working here!!!!
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: How do you deal with those days where you have a good start but then end up giving all your profits back?..
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: you know how people keep complaining this place has become dumb af? Maybe all the smart people blew their accounts and only the ones that make dumbass trades survive in this market.
[+5] u/RevolutionaryFly3430: She suggested we meet next week at baseball game. She’s 34 and I’m 24 - unsure if it’s a date but I’m excited!
Wonder how long this lasts before I get the, “you’re very respectful but I’d like to stop seeing each other” text. Idk, never been w anyone older so maybe it’ll go different. :/
wish me luck, SPY to $800 or something around there.
[+5] u/Frizzoux: I NEED TO MAKE 2K NEXT WEEK AND I GO BUY A WEDDING RING FOR MY QUEEN
[+5] u/kemar7856: Whoa the Porsche Taycan is so cheap 🧐
[+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I lost 12k today and everything i own is red.
Oh well, we'll get em next time.
[+8] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: I can never understand people who leave their dog outside and let it bark all night, those are the real criminals
[+7] u/DuckTalesOohOoh: Remember when this sub tried to convince everyone that there was a bear market and that it would never change and the world was ending?
[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: Calls until spacex ipo on 12th, wait for the peak a week or two and then puts by the end of june. Volume goes to shit when firms go on vacation and retail isn’t rich enough to keep the momentum going
[+6] u/wattap: Can’t wait until the market has a new meta, this Iran shit is legit garbage
[+6] u/Fun_Training6342: Multiple trillion dollar companies just mass tweeted "A new era of PC. 25.0528, 121.5990"
Puts on AMD, calls on NVDA. Monday it's about to be crazy for NVDA.
[+6] u/samuraiboy07: why do only fat or trans women like me on tinder
[+6] u/RickySitts: Someone’s been drinking
[+6] u/SilverPrivateer: Is that in Cuba spacex ai IPO
[+5] u/Toothlesskinch: As somone who has made an insane amount of money momentum trading reddit meme stocks, let me put this as plainly as possible: The minute you start imagining what you're going to do with your millions is your sell signal. You might lose upside but taking real profit and moving it from your exchange to your checking account can change your life.
[+5] u/bootsupondesk: negative ghost rider the pattern is full
[+5] u/pumpkin1986: I’m gonna win powerball this week I can feel it
[+5] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Saw someone earlier mention the movie backrooms on here, is it good?
[+5] u/Leather_Floor8725: There is so much denial about what AI can already do. Go see r/betteroffline. We are so far from the top, it’s more like the first inning.
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I lost 12k today and that sucks.
But when I look at May, my portfolio is literally up +200k on the month. I can't really stay sad about today's loss when I zoom out like that.
[+5] u/Antiwhippy: So uh do we still care about the hormuz strait.
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: The very edge where the outer skin meets the internal anal canal—called the anal verge—has one of the highest nerve *densities* per square centimeter on the human body
[+5] u/thecRedditor123: Think the 58th peace deal will be announced this weekend?
[+5] u/Scribble_Box: Some of yall slept on macrohard and it shows.
[+5] u/stonksf: Why did intc drill 5% bruh
[+5] u/kal14144: Surrender is bullish
[+5] u/Careless-Maize-8915: You know some poor bastard went balls deep on ASTS calls yesterday only to get rugged today.
[+5] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Has anyone else noticed the front page of Reddits literally turned into YouTube comment sections?
Skimmed through a few threads here on the shitter and all of the top comments are saying the EXACT same thing just with slightly different wording.
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: All i had to do was buy muu again today...smh
[+5] u/Brief-Ad-1629: Where my virgin bagholders at
[+5] u/S0Anon: I only trade spy, am I missing out
[+5] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: You should always have options
[+13] u/Tay_Tay86: The spacex meme trade might be this sub reddits greatest troll and successful idea of all time
It is wsb art 🤌
[+9] u/-eShTuPiD: Does Virgin Galactic Holdings know they are SpaceX? 🤣
[+9] u/aabbcc_gei: Idiocracy was a pretty highly accurate prediction.
but do you know which part it missed by a mile ?
prez camacho was working hard to better his people and not enriching himself. LMAO 🤌🤡
[+7] u/wildcat1055: [https://x.com/markflowchatter/status/2059637253240913982](https://x.com/markflowchatter/status/2059637253240913982)
Friday’s MSCI rebalance will be the largest ever, with a \~$303bn overall trade.
Notable tech rebals include:
[$NVDA](https://x.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click)
(largest trade notionally of \~$11b to sell, net index supply of almost 50mn shares)
[$AAPL](https://x.com/search?q=%24AAPL&src=cashtag_click)
big large buy \~$3.1b, net demand 10.5m shares)
and
[$MSFT](https://x.com/search?q=%24MSFT&src=cashtag_click)
(big large buy of $2.9b, net demand 7m shares).
[$INTC](https://x.com/search?q=%24INTC&src=cashtag_click)
should be net index supply of 31.9m shares
JPM DESK
WELLS DESK
[+6] u/Anal_holocost: Wait why is SPCX on the board wtf?
[+6] u/Purple_Bearkat: The Berkshire sub is just so fucking dusty and responsible feeling. Thanks for listening.
[+6] u/zuziannka: https://preview.redd.it/mkc75o6dg74h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=998e486d6d83480f3d5527e3ecbcee63fa826383
Morning everyone, this is the best I can do.
[+6] u/zurijer: META going to $400 EOY.
Why? Hundreds of billions invested into AI. What do they have to show for?
Ads a little more sticky like 5-7%
Does it warrant spending 135bn? Hell no.
Now they gotta cover their asses with these subscriptions to unlock features that aren’t even remotely dependent on AI.
LMAO. Yeah Zuck is cooked once that FCF is negative and ad spendings slow down.
[+6] u/No_Lobster_1102: 6 figures in NYC is like 45k in Arkansas
[+5] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Legit they need to pack the supreme court if for no other reason than to reverse the decision that "the president can't commit crimes"
This is funny watching manipulation and corruption happen openly but this can't become the norm and consequences really need to happen
[+5] u/ithastogoupfromhere: bought lottery tickets for today because stock market closed
[+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Big day for Europoors. Betting on soccer matches is all they know
[+5] u/OG_L0c: I had a crazy green month. I diversified my portfolio by selling a bunch of puts of "safe" companies, and used that credit to fund my degenerate ASTS bet
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: The US Central Command and UK Maritime Trade Operations have issued a warning to all ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz that the American military will soon conduct “major US military operations” in the waterway in response to Iran’s “dangerous and illegal mining.
I thought they were leaving to their wives.
[+5] u/Noticeably98: Just when you think we’ve hit peak euphoria we somehow peak even more
[+5] u/KenaiFjords357: Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.
[+5] u/I-N00b-hi: Is ASTS gonna pop, leading up to SpaceX ipo ?
[+5] u/IDintKnowShit: Crypto is BoomerTech
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: Y crypto when u can ai
[+5] u/EagleNoahg: Up a clean 4k mostly in last 10 min on MSFT calls today. Dumped 1/3 of the calls at close to let it ride. Been seeing posts complaint about microsolop for the past month while I diamond hands terrible entry Dram calls. Feels good to finally get in on a pump
[+5] u/Routine_Tip_4966: Google calls next week? Google to 400?
[+5] u/brock2063: Me in 2025: Ai is kinda meh and not too useful
*My QQQ up 20% in 5 months of 2026*
Me in 2026: Wow this AI thing is amazing! Sign me up!
[+12] u/eoiioe: Another weekend, another gambling paralysis, open the casino you crazy people!
[+10] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Trump still in situation room? His camping or what
[+10] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Selling NVDA after watching it do jack shit for a year and then proceeding to take out MAX margin and dump everything in AMD and MU has honestly been the best move I have made in my life
I’m so happy that idea came to me 🥹
[+9] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Fuck it boys lets plan ahead and start looking for similar tickers for OpenAI and Anthropic gotta be ahead of the game.
[+9] u/moderationscarcity: # Sit there and accept the statistical outcome of the trade.
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Ok I’m concerned at how many people think spce is actually spacex
[+7] u/empire88: C3.AI about to fuckin short squeeze hard.
Edit: Options are looking real weird too. 7/17 $20C closed at .18c a contract with a sub 500 volume and nearly 1900 open interest. Someone out there knows something i don't.
[+7] u/TheDJoser: Markets usually mock caution right before they reward it.
[+7] u/Mitch_Cumstein-: He got his nappies and probably made a nice mud pie
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: its at ath wdym bagholders LOL
[+5] u/Icy-Indication-6910: Who up holdings there galactic like a virgin
[+5] u/Harp-Note: The price action on Dell this morning was crazy. Like every second my option was fluctuating hundreds of dollars. Really difficult to time the sell, but I think I did ok with 1k profit.
[+5] u/hollywoodrew: Imagine not being in anything space related
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: If you’re not full porting Tesla puts Monday open you hate money
[+5] u/Richer18: I'm headed to Helsinki next Friday. I hear the sushi is good.
[+5] u/mousepop321: Will we be able to gamble on the fights at the whitehouse?
[+5] u/CrowVast: Space stock only got popular here on Friday, the roadshow for ipo hasn’t even started yet!! this things gonna rip man
[+5] u/anakin12: Literal NVDA scam candle haha
[+5] u/skymagic: with a great lack of power comes a great lack of responsibility 🫵
[+5] u/Daveonaltair4: Well now if that doesn't just tickle my down stairs of a horse of a different color, is that not the saying?
[+5] u/are_videos: PLTR going to 300 isn’t it
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: Does anyone know if the Blue Origin rocket blew up on the launchpad? I’m not sure if a Blue Origin rocket blew up or not. I haven’t seen a single video on my feed of a Blue Origin rocket blowing up. Not one video. Could it be possible no Blue Origin rocket blew up? Blue Origin, Blue Origin, rocket, rocket, rocket, explosion, launchpad, launchpad, launchhhhhh paaaaaaaaddddddddddd. Jfc.
[+13] u/silverfutes: Half cash, half stock. It’s on the website.
[+11] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Im on WSB every day, this shit aint healthy.
[+11] u/InIce1234: While bears are out here aging in dog years, being a bull is the ultimate antiaging routine.
My skin got a soft, ethereal glow. My hairline is actively advancing forward. I developed a shredded eight-pack. My resting heart rate is 4, and I communicate with my portfolio exclusively through positive vibes. Being a Bull is peak relaxation.
[+10] u/8thSt: It was a good week. Money made.
But I want more.
I’m a greedy pig. 🐖
[+10] u/Iunatic: That's easy. I started with 1 million last year and now I reached 100k.
[+9] u/W0lv3rIn321: Weekends here suck. It’s full of dumb bers posting deal or no deal garbage (no one cares) after a week (and months) of ripping.
Shouldn’t even be allowed
[+8] u/derprondo: Mango man ain’t no hitter. Situation room was a bust.
[+8] u/wright_on_: Kind of funny watching money slosh between existentially fucked SaaS companies and insanely overbought semi companies
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Last time the knicks were in the finals was 1999. Dot-com bubble?
[+7] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: I hope the 2nd half of 2026 is better
[+7] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Just remember, the same people who say you need to let Elon have 85% of the voting rights for SpaceX to have him be fully committed to the endeavor are largely the same investors, who want to pay him a trillion Dollar to be fully committed to Tesla. And approximately as sound are their takes on it´s business outlook..
[+7] u/circadiggmigration: Even Saylor is unloading bitcoin from his brilliant business model now.
[+6] u/Ostermousee: This whole Iran situation has really shown that no media source can be trusted whatsoever. We are in a time of pure misinformation to confuse the masses and it works. Puts on humanity
[+6] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: Why so many people talking about Space Sex? Whatever it is, I'm down
[+6] u/astromouse2024: My goal is to reach $100k by the end of the summer
[+6] u/Glam34: Bought August VIX calls yesterday. Regardless what happens with war, spacex ipo, i think june and july could get yippy.
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the regard of trades
[+5] u/Fun_Purpose6972: I can't believe Donnie invested in SMCI... what does he know?
[+5] u/Few_Foundation3409: OPEN THE CASINO IM NOT DONE YET
[+5] u/Exciting_Employ4083: CBRS approaching its original ipo price. I’m surprised if it’ll find a floor. Mfs who bought over 320 have to be pissed
[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: Any south florida homies here im in seminole casino losing every square inch of my intel gains in high limit room lmao
[+5] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: The new IPOs may kill a bull market .. there will be a lot of selling; the money has to come from somewhere
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: if you wanna win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket, which means i have to continue my regard 9-5
[+5] u/stellarfan: She belongs to the streets
[+5] u/cloudsofgrey: That close on MU today 🤌🤌🤌🤌 was looking iffy right before that sharp V
[+5] u/mehmilani: One day 🥭 is not gonna remember how much money he made by manipulating the market.
[+5] u/qx2: x ipo, I hear that bullshit stock about to take off
[+13] u/BullPropaganda: I like my money like I like my women
Easily taken from me
[+12] u/TheWokenessInjector: TOO LATE TO EXPLORE THE EARTH.
TOO EARLY TO EXPLORE THE STARS.
JUST IN TIME TO BUY SPaCE.
[+11] u/mks_csw: I actually look forward to the SpaceX IPO, the daily will be fire that day
[+9] u/Several_Bread_9144: Musk is truly a genius. If this doesnt convince you spacex is headed to 10T i dont know what will. Fraud always wins https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: My life has been downhill since Zayn left One Direction.
[+8] u/YeahSeemsOk: Hey guys can we get a few hundred more “SpaceX valuation??” posts please, it’s been like 3 minutes since the last one and I’m starting to shake
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: Just do some fraud and grift to get rich, it’s so easy.
[+6] u/CarefulAd4757: Lost 20,000 dollars yesterday trading stocks. Am I a loser or no?
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: Deny all allegations and make counter accusations
🥸
[+6] u/SilverVikingTT: Trump ‘betraying diplomacy’ for third time, adviser to Iran’s Supreme Leader says
Mohsen Rezaei, a member of Tehran’s Expediency Council, adviser to Iran’s supreme leader and former Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps commander, says Trump is “betraying diplomacy for the third time”.
“By continuing the naval blockade and making excessive demands in negotiations, he has once again proven that he is not inclined toward negotiation and is pursuing other objectives,” he wrote in a post on X.
[+6] u/srnx: Still no deal huh? I am shocked.
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Just before market opens on Monday they will be “getting closer and closer to a deal.”
[+5] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: I love milking almonds and drinking their milk with my breakfast
[+5] u/bigassdump: I love women so much!! (Jk, im gay)
[+5] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: You know what's wild? I shorted NVDA in 2022 @15$ a share....and made bank
15$....
[+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: I took molly for the first time in 10 years yesterday and I’m cooked af rn
[+5] u/PumpumClap: When you zoom out, the charts always go up and to the right
[+5] u/teh_herper: #Fuck this new reddit app. Puts.
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: June elevator ride. Ground floor please.
[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: COO Jeff Clarke explicitly stated that "demand continues to exceed supply with memory as the primary constraint." Dell is facing a literal memory crisis trying to build these AI servers, forcing them to accept price hikes and secure long-term supply. If Dell has a $51B+ AI backlog and can't get enough RAM, memory makers are holding all the pricing power. Incredibly bullish for Micron, SK Hynix, and Samsung.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Was not planning to buy SpaceX. But people here are so bearish....so it's gonna double in a month
[+5] u/SageLeaf1: Someone spending their winnings this week on RDDT (awards)
[+5] u/Choice_Potato_6279: Any god sex robot company worth to invest in? and a cat breeding company for lonely women?
[+16] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Pot heads will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day.”
[+14] u/hiphopanonomos: I hope you all build generational wealth
[+11] u/Haikoe: SHOW US THE DEAL DONNY
[+9] u/alexh22_: Cash gang here. Bears promised me a market crash. I feel cheated
[+9] u/jerm2z: The casino is closed on the weekends. I have no idea what to do with myself.
[+8] u/Madsen13140: Imagine spending 10k to travel and attend a soccer game just to watch their team getting butt fuckd
[+7] u/FGoobs: How will I know if we are winning if there hasn’t been a news story by Axios telling me?
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: lets create **WSB INVESTMENT TRUST,** i propose we start acquiring temu spacex first
[+7] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Wow so many calls for ORCL everywhere! I will follow next week
[+7] u/peterpeer9: wait just realized im a millionaire. i have everything so spread out i didn't know
[+7] u/kenathen: cant wait for deal pump
[+7] u/KidKeppy: The CEO of Nokia has “tard” right in his last name. I will gladly give him my money.
[+6] u/Axonum: IRAN SIGNALS IT IS STICKING TO ITS ORIGINAL POSITION IN NUCLEAR TALKS, WITH NO MAJOR CONCESSIONS EXPECTED
TEHRAN CONTINUES TO REJECT KEY U.S. DEMANDS, INCLUDING HANDING OVER HIGHLY ENRICHED URANIUM STOCKPILES AND CHANGES TO ITS CORE NUCLEAR POLICY
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: So what happened to that whole deal that was mentioned a few days ago
[+6] u/Lower_Skin_3683: please buy a charger and charge your phones
i am tired of looking at gain porn screen shots with dead batteries
[+6] u/Lower_Skin_3683: good morning losers
I wake up to numerous posts about the SpaceX IPO (the real one not Virgin)
a bunch of fuckin bot accounts
stop ruining WSB as reddit is my last safe space (corner, not somewhere we send junk billionaire rockets)
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Aww the regret I feel looking at all these stocks that went on crazy runs that at no point was I considering buying
[+6] u/DNAPCRMASTER: I must admit wallstreetbets has helped me make bank..otherwise my money would under a mattress..are most ppl just more regarded then us to not invest ?
[+6] u/PyloPower: Maybe if we build data centers on the moon we'll be able to create AIs that can do basic math.
[+6] u/McClintockC: Ah, I see the powers that be noticed I bought NVDA calls
[+5] u/TrapHouse9999: Not sure why people are downvoting you. It’s the truth, there are massive interest in keeping Taiwan and SKorea protected. The entire technology world would melt if they collapsed
[+5] u/Ghostehz: Just looking at a large, Dunkin Donuts iced coffee gives me tremors. How do people drink that shit
[+5] u/toydan: $NVDA - FIRST WINDOWS PCS POWERED BY NVIDIA CHIPS TO DEBUT NEXT WEEK
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Fake corn pump or foreshadowing anticipation on decent news for a market wide pump on monday?
[+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: BB x NOK x SOUN for next week
[+5] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Buying a ton of NOW and SMCI if I even see the slightest pullback Monday
[+9] u/BFox1982: He looks more like he weighs 238 kgs
[+7] u/Johnny_Menace: As soon as I buy the market is gonna crash
[+7] u/Miserable-Host-9761: If you want to know whether you should ignore advice, just see if there’s a “Top 1% Commenter” tag. Guaranteed mouth breather.
[+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: Imagine naming your company Microsoft
🚨🚨🚨small dick alert 🚨 🚨🚨
[+7] u/AdOk3638: and the bois touch your pp?
[+6] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Gambling addicts cannot objectively assess the odds. After a childhood being told how special they are and watching stories about the unlikely hero they believe themselves to be special. And if you're reading this you ARE special, you're the smartest, luckiest guy there is. You are the main character so please keep gambling, your story is going to begin so soon. I can feel it and I know you can too.
[+6] u/Fragrant_Question358: To those who say SPCE is not SpaceX I tell you FAKE NEWS !!!
[+6] u/Haunting-Cry7752: Just had two young girls come into my tire shop talking to each other about micron stock, is this the signal?
[+6] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: Everything is fake and ghey
[+5] u/2020isgreat: \- The New York Times reports that a draft ceasefire deal between the US and Iran involves a “reconstruction program” “investment fund”, partially run by the United States, that would be promised to Iran in the event of a final agreement. Some of their sources stated the fund would be $300 billion, with more details to be discussed further in the negotiations.
AHHAHHHA
[+5] u/Candid_Consequence94: Profit taking stage soon lmao
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: When are you guys gonna learn that we aren't gonna gap down over a lack of peace deal? The market doesn't give a shit about the war anymore. The entirety of the dump was priced in the first month it started and since then we've been pushing new highs every week. Go ahead and correlate every time we bombed them to the market price action, market couldn't care less anymore. Stop fading
[+5] u/Ujmnhy152: MSFT is either going back down to $410 or to $500 next week
[+5] u/Jc1649: So 760 next week is what I’m hearing
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: 4:20 here literally... At this time I think a normal human should be either fucking or sleeping, not much more decent options
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Loaded up with MSFT calls.
Exp. dates and strikes randomly chosen by my dog.
Bring it on.
[+5] u/chuastan: The homos can squabble all they want. The markets just need Hormuz opened
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: Any guesses if we are going to see our bear buddies come out this weekend?
Stagflation? Market is rigged?
Come out my bear buddies, you need to get your yippiness out or you may get cramps
[+5] u/dontslambro: Nothing worse than feeling stuck
[+5] u/Chokeslam2Hell: Do we expect some recovery on ASTS next week?
[+5] u/InevitableTank5108: Doesn’t gaslighting mean saying something that’s not true? Not sure what you mean
[+5] u/oilman99999: Sold 1/3 of my rklb position for a 100k gainsss! Buying my childhood dream car next week🥳
[+5] u/Throwaway1021920087: This spice crash is going to be biblical
[+5] u/surmoiFire: even can soup is expensive these day
[+5] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: Financial advice straight outta Claude.
[+11] u/OddObligation6787: I'm investing in SpaceX ($SPCE) over Virgin Galactic ($VGLT) because you should never bet against musk
[+8] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Seeing all these spce posts and messages, I remember one thing: be fearful when others are greedy
[+7] u/Icommandyou: Sure feels like this is yet another forever war
[+7] u/OddObligation6787: Everyone by now should know better than to bet against Elon, invest in SpaceX ($SPCE) over Virgin Galactic ($VGLT)
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: This SPCE rug is going to be biblical. Branson thanks you for another opportunity to dilute. If your playing this set stops
[+6] u/coolopinionlmao: the amount bots and shills obviously pumping SPCE is actually pathetic
[+6] u/Acrobatic_Cookie_218: buying virgin galactic and saying you bought Space X is the meme right? I feel confused the past 24 hours
[+6] u/Plus_Lawfulness3000: Who tf scrolls this at the club. Larper
[+6] u/sinigangganggang: The regards who bought SpaceX (SPCE) this week better not dump Monday when I buy
[+6] u/Clackamas_river: Up big on MU - relaxing this weekend
[+6] u/Ill_Ad6529: The whole idea was to quietly buy in for the ipo, not spread it across the internet 2 weeks early you regards
[+5] u/illinformed-will: Imagine all the paper hands selling msft, rddt, now begining of the week
IGV/SOXX rotation picking up volume
[+5] u/aflocka: Every time I come back here I think about how if hadn't learned what options are and stuck to just buying shares and waiting I'd be sitting on something like half a million from a few thousand dollars investment. (AMD and NVDA doing all the work)
[+5] u/RunsaberSR: I've loaded $1500 into the SPCE(x)ship.
Strap me to the rocket and fire me at the opening bell.
My portfolio is ready!
[+5] u/rollinhating: Whats the odds 🥭 annonces that the deal with Iran is signed etc, tomorrow to show huge green shrek on monday?
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: Going to eat ass for the first time. Any tips or tricks?
[+5] u/unpaid-astroturfer: I'll trade your pre-IPO SpaceX shares for 2x16gb of RAM and a pokemon trading card (Wartortle)
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: I feel like my entire feed is SPCE like ok we get it and it’s the weekend so no one can buy anyway shut up 🫠
[+5] u/gloomyglooom: This is bullish, everything is fine
[Trendy Erewhon, the reigning Rolls-Royce of grocery stores, has fallen behind in rent payments for its Culver City outpost, its landlord says.](https://www.yahoo.com/finance/economy/policy/articles/erewhon-sued-culver-city-over-100000566.html)
[+5] u/Only-Football5811: dont bet against Elon, all in $SPCE
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: On a scale of 1 - Poor, how bearish is it gonna be in here this weekend?
[+9] u/Zachincool: the amount of losses WSB is about to see from SPCE is going to be incredible, I am so excited
[+8] u/2Hosslovescash: Calls on 99% of this sub being virgins. SPCE rug pull will be the same as their hopes at a bar of pulling some tail.
[+8] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: iran really be leaving 🥭's messages on read
[+8] u/OK_Computer10101: All my CORSARIANS have become VIRGINIANS 😔
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: "Dad, how did we lose all our money?"
"I wanted to buy SpaceX right after IPO but clicked on the wrong ticker"
[+8] u/Cutalana: Is it me or is this sub even more lobotomized right now?
[+7] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: I cashed out the easiest 20% on SPCE on Friday but Im thinking about throwing some gambling cash in on Monday just for the memes.
[+7] u/CBme08: With so much spce talk. I can only see it going red
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: U people realize so
Many people got rugged on SPCE lol
[+7] u/killainvest: harambe didn’t kill himself
[+7] u/Desperate_Move_5043: I love regardmaxxing. Bought the space stock on vibes alone and it’s about to blast. Fuel tanks full of stupidity will propel us upward.
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Best part about losing your life savings on options is you get that waist sliming diarrhea
[+7] u/NineAsiansAtSubway: SPCE just like Opendoor from last year. Ah it’s that time of the year again
[+7] u/freehouse_throwaway: We all know how the SPCE plays will end so it's kinda fun to watch from the sideline to see who gets left holding the bags
Like you just know some WSB fam will finally fomo in at some ungodly price with an outsized position and immediately get wrecked the next day.
Then he'll panick sellband take a -40% or whatever but turns out it'll have two or three more pumps left to it being flat lining.
Shit is written in the stars.
[+6] u/CheapHero91: SaaS bottom is in and it will be the most hated recovery rally ever 😂
[+6] u/ViolinistFuture3400: Take a shower together first
[+6] u/TernTheNumbers: This SPCE talk around here reminds me of the NVDA split in like 2022. Some trolls convinced regards that selling for the post-split price on split day meant the 3 new shares would still go to you.
[+6] u/Bubbledood: My warehouse hired an onlyfans creator, recession confirmed
[+6] u/AlertPen4796: Open the fuckdamn casino you fucks
[+6] u/BiblicalAss: my physician father is poor and runs a donut shop
[+5] u/piszczel: The average person there invests in PayPal, Adobe, and whatever Berkshire lists in their 13F. They're retarded
[+5] u/RobertPaulsonXX42: Idk probably the most fun shit to hit around here in a few years NGL...
[+5] u/bluen: Spacex gonna be explosive 😳
[+5] u/Trade-Architect: Why is everyone talking about spce? Its already listed dafuq?
[+5] u/rbraalih: There's been a glitch and $SPCE is on early sale. Gonna fill my boots at open before they fix it
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: I spend more on my dog than I do on myself
[+5] u/Jn522: Oracle pump gonna continue?
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: >any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company
seems relevant in light of this virgin galacshit garbage 🤔
[+5] u/sunnydays2121: ["AST said in an emailed statement that its near-term launches "are unaffected; none of the missions planned for the next few months are scheduled with Blue Origin." Its satellites "are designed to be launcher-agnostic, and we have agreements in place with multiple launch providers, giving us flexibility across our launch program." Blue Origin and Amazon Leo didn't comment."](https://communicationsdaily.com/article/2026/06/01/blue-origin-launch-calamity-could-spell-problems-for-amazon-and-ast-2605290007?BC=bc_6a1a2d18c7eac)
well done asts dip buyers
[+5] u/mebumboclot67: Spce is only like $6 so idc if it crashes. you can go up to infinity but you can't go into the negatives B)
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: People on here are not going to know how to get SpaceX on IPO date. "Shares, what are those? Where my degen options?"
# 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂