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[+40] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU closing under +10%
Bear market has arrived 😞
[+30] u/bigswordmeatlord: This was MU on a red day btw
[+30] u/Microwave-Dave: Strait of Hummus closed - markets up
Strait of Hummus open - markets up
Calls on chickpeas.
[+30] u/Hot-Performancy: So all of a sudden everyone had SNOW calls?
Somebody’s lying here
[+18] u/KodiakBlackIsBack: My dad lectured me on the importance of getting 6% a year returns so I can double my money every 7 years. So full port into MU, IREN, and NOK is what he was saying?
[+17] u/OneJellyfish5980: If CRSR hits 20 by June 18th I'm gonna name my first son Corsair
[+16] u/Valkorion335786: I’m telling you, MU opens over $1,000 tomorrow.
[+14] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: 2 completely flat days in a row and the only thing preventing a crash is Mango's Market Manipulation Mania, this is gonna be biblical lmao
[+13] u/ten7four: Certainty = good
Uncertainty = bad
Certainty that it's all made up and nobody cares anymore = SPY to 1000
[+13] u/BearContra: Ber finally got their RED day LMAO.
[+13] u/chaoticmosaic: Work really gets in the way of trading
[+13] u/TickTockTaudit: My buddy sold SNOW covered calls LOL
[+13] u/WSB-mods-are-: Me buying after analyzing option chains, watchlisting potential entries, evaluating p/e, reading earnings reports and current company news: -70%
Me buying based on vibes: +330%
[+12] u/ZealousidealSector19: Can MU open at $1,000 tomorrow!?
[+12] u/Any_Life_6178: anyone who's used salesforce knows it sucks
[+12] u/Thebaxxxx: Smowflake burns even more money than poet does lmao
[+12] u/unhappyreach_: SPY +1% tomorrow and I'll buy everyone a round of chaturbate tokens
[+11] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: CRM beat and guidance raise? Best we can do for garbage software is sell off 2%
[+11] u/am22fcw: Was debating between CRM and SNOW and I picked CRM fuck me
[+11] u/E39_CBX: SNOW +27% SAAS NOT DEAD LETS GOOOO
[+11] u/Specific-Path3179: literally all it takes to make money rn is buy and hold
[+10] u/GongTzu: Thanks to the guy who pointed out CRSR wanted to sell AI PCs yesterday, hopefully it will ride a few more days.
[+9] u/Neemzeh: holy shit SNOW +25%. lets fucking go SaaS!!!!
[+9] u/Maximum_Light409: HEY BROTHER ON REDDIT WHO TOLD ME TO BUY SNOW 2 MONTHS AGO... WISH YOU DOING WELL, MY FRIEND!
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Not even June and these fuckers are already demanding we ration our water lmfao.
Calls on data center bans.
[+9] u/gentlesandwich: The fact that CRM only sold off 2% on earnings is actually bullish af.
[+8] u/ThaddeusJP: The earth is a private club for about 3,000 people and the other 8.3b people here are just worker bees. The biggest middle finger is they arent even hiding it anymore. The ultra rich finally have so much they can just openly be like "you'll own nothing and we own you, go stare at your glowing screens and eat trash and then back to work slaves" (says me posting from a glowing screen, whilst eating garbage)
[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: That 202 call on snow today sold for 300. Now worth 3500
[+8] u/Adome201: Bro this shit is actually crazy MU has been jerking my dick off for a fuckin year straight holy shit
[+8] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Gonna wake up tomorrow to MU above $1,000 😴💤
[+8] u/Witty-Tough-9854: My move is to watch SPY go up to 754 in after hours and then go down to 748 at open and bounce between 748 and 750 until close tomorrow
[+8] u/KeyInstruction641: *SNOW puts was not the play. Fuck.*
[+7] u/SignificantTart1497: So we goin on CRSR? Buy the dip after the open?
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Marvell please don't fuck me
[+7] u/E39_CBX: CAN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES READ THE REPORT FIRST BEFORE SELLING CRM FUCKING HELL
[+7] u/BaronOfIce: MSFT to continue using Ozempic to slim down to its $275 waist line target
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: We're fucked, the market can't keep going up like this
Lmao who am I kidding, calls it is
[+7] u/kemar7856: So the time when I don't have snowflake calls that's when they want to shoot up 20% fuck you
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Marvell really gonna pump on in line with estimates?
[+7] u/Thisplacesucks011: LMFAO. SNOW fucks all the bears LETS fucking GO
### Can’t wait for ADBE to do the same soon…
[+7] u/RexMundi000: We doing SNOW tonight boyz!
[+7] u/kjl8921: $SNOW bulls actually exist? Congrats to those who played tho
[+7] u/gentlesandwich: Getting tired of extremely viable SaaS companies getting burned down just because they not the sexy girl in town right now.
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Marvell killing ghey bears after hours.
[+7] u/4DH2: I'm seriously at the verge of quitting my job to be able to withdraw from 401k fully and try this one last time. Fuck Marc Benioff. He'll rot in hell with his regarded cousin
[+7] u/Icy-nut-inspector: Trump threatening Oman is the top signal lmao
[+7] u/widerdog: lets see stocks after 5 pm and 8 pm
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Salesforce is a $10 stock run by a bunch of mouth breathing idiots. Elon should buy it so you can see how a real alpha male runs companies. He’s very handsome, smart, and strong.
[+7] u/HesusHrist: putting 10k into MU and will promptly get my car repo’d and my house foreclosed and my life ruined.
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: after much consideration i have decided to reincorporate myself as an ai company and will now be purchasing my groceries with half cash half stock
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: What are my moves tomorrow?
Why, I’m selling even more of my port to buy $CRSR $15 calls expiring Jun 18th.
Easiest 20+ bagger of the year.
[+6] u/ten7four: After our 3rd consecutive green week ending April 17th, the fear & greed index was at 68.
Today, as we're on pace to now hit our 9th(!) consecutive green week, the index now sits at 61.
I don't know how these algos do it man. Bull magic.
[+6] u/carrollart: How you gonna charge for a sub of Instagram and facebook?? Charge , for what exactly? It’s all severely outdated with just about only ai slop . It’s a bunch of bots
[+6] u/ResponsibleLab9925: OPEN THE CASINO BACK UP
[+6] u/Seto_bhaisi_chor: crm down after beating expectations byu 25% is super funny
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: The movement is so controlled bro
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Ok_Cry7572 made a bet that MU would go to 887.0261399999999 within **1 day** when it was 895.986 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 9 wins and 26 losses
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[+6] u/amanj41: I am so fucked on my SPY straddles
[+6] u/Affectionate-Drop689: I sold a lot of useless position and placed the money into MU
if anything MU has help me fix up my holdings
[+6] u/sufficiently7777: Meta , NOW bag holders eating good tonight
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Meta is about to make new bag holders or future millionaires no in between 😤
[+6] u/A10cc: Q3 2027 is when we are gonna have a market crash. Save this post.
[+6] u/fruitloop00001: They're pumping CRSR, BB, and NOK again. Making me nostalgic for 2021. No, I will not touch any of those POS bags.
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Lmfao, I picked ZScaler and now Everpure. Expected to lose 10% at most. Cant make this shit up.
[+6] u/jeffynihao: Why didn't anyone tell me meta was gonna do this shit. I coulda bought 0dte and been up 3000%
[+6] u/budsonguy: Some say bears may never eat again
[+6] u/Andthesuch: SPY ATH tomorrow let's go
[+6] u/Seto_bhaisi_chor: fuck me went with mrvl instead of snow
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: ram is a commodity
it's like at every bubble top people think the shortage will last forever
imo dram/storage bubble pops way before ai bubble does
[+6] u/Fast_Signature7684: played last snowflake earnigs , bought aclls lost 2k, now sold my calls right before and its +30%, fuck me
[+6] u/Tillfatfire: Msft +5% for no reason please 🙏
[+6] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Oh here comes the move from MRVL
[+6] u/TreGet234: So glad that this time is different and a feaverish semiconductor run doesn't signal the top of a bubble.
[+6] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: WOW SO FUCKING COOL THAT SPY DECIDED TO WAIT UNTIL MARKET CLOSED TO GO UP
[+6] u/MarbledTheFoyer: A little euphoria is good for the soul
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: irrational exuberance 🦋 😀 👍🏽
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: ZS down 30%, SNOW up 30%... choose your Saas wisely
[+6] u/gwrichardson42: 1.5 hours of nothing...5 minutes after options closed, QQQ hit 731. f me
[+6] u/Mangoworshipper: Decided to make a tinder account last week and one of my pics is a screenshot of my portfolio. Somehow still have 0 matches though
[+6] u/Icy_Extension_6857: Every time I go to the DMV I realize that AI and humanoid bots are needed asap for all government jobs
[+6] u/gm0ney88: SNOW JUST TOOK A MASSIVE DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE BERS
🐑 💨 💩
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/NeighborhoodDry1821 made a bet that QQQ would go to 661.54485 within **3 weeks** when it was 696.363 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 8 losses
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[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: Maybe oil really isn't that important. We might've been gaslit for like 200 years
[+6] u/Rickyskeets69: damn calm down my guy
[+5] u/ayayron55: Microsoft fucked my wife
[+5] u/djheat: Last time I wanted to upgrade my pc CRSR paid for it, now it's all full of shiny colored lights I never see because it's slung under my desk. Anyway let's hope CRSR says AI a few more times and pays for a new upgrade that ram ain't cheap
[+5] u/WallStreetThreats_: I didn't pull the trigger on MRVL so I expect it to do really well
[+5] u/ParticularWarthog319: Up $12k today with the index’s flat. I’ll take that as a win
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: why they hate software?
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: When you buy shares in a company called Microsoft how could not be disappointed? IT'S LITERALLY IN THE NAME...
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: holy $snow kawk, fucking lol
[+5] u/trieu1185: props to the person who mentioned CRSR.....pump or DD....it rose big today
[+5] u/Official05: How retarded would I be to buy OTM ASTS puts expiring in a month rn
[+5] u/Maximum_Light409: SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[+5] u/svpa3991: Lmfao msft dumps with the software stocks and doesn’t even get to pump with them
[+5] u/laurencenor: Guys wtf is going on. Stocks going up 900% in weeks yet their PE ratio is still 8. Is this a bubble or are we witnessing the biggest tech revolution since the internet?
[+5] u/toydan: $snow expanded AWS partnership with new $6B multi-year agreement
another report came out today that AWS growing like crazy
$AMZN gonna continue to print
FA
$snow earnings move also wild
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Congrats to all $SNOW bulls 🔥❄️
[+5] u/igotshrimps: Yesterday: +10K; Today: -20K, first hit is free I tell ya
[+5] u/Xzlk: Of course I picked SNOW. Ugh more taxes.
[+5] u/llamaflocka: MUUU THE RALLY CONTINUES
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Yeah this snow pump will fade by morning open. Book it.
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: We are seeing exceptional AI-related bookings, and as a result, we are significantly raising Marvell’s revenue outlook for both fiscal 2027 and fiscal 2028 compared with the guidance we provided last quarter.
Ez all AI and semicon to the moon tmr
[+5] u/listenheredammit: I bought nvda calls at open. lol. 🤷♂️
[+5] u/drachillhidrinker: Why MRVL going back down
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Fuck it, 50k into MUU. Why not?
[+5] u/Chance_Succotash_927: lots of exhaustion in the market…tomorrows data will determine what happens next
[+5] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: Show yourself BEEERRRSS. Let us humiliate your tiny pp.
[+5] u/cbusoh66: I must confess, I was wrong about MU taking until EOY to reach [$1000](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/2J5VjfjfQ3)
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Constantly not picking the right stock at the right time is perhaps why ETFs out perform most options traders long term
[+5] u/Damerman: No way this holds for snow
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Concerning amount of bol cope when we aren't even down...
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Tomorrow begins the march of the METArds back to 7 hunnit
[+5] u/cryptohorn: #Give it to me strait, how bad is the famine going to be
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Just one time I wanna be that guy that gets in early and dumps his bag on wsb
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Calm child
Bears didn't make you gay
[+20] u/InIce1234: The only conceivable trigger for a market crash right now is if the S&P500 suddenly pivoted from being an index to manufacturing a Ferrari Luce.
[+18] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Aaand green post-market. We have survived the great bear market of 27-05-2026. No more red days until next year
[+17] u/wildcat1055: Please, please, please announce a deal.
Or even better, the concept of a plan for a deal.
[+17] u/uncsucks: Can't wait for the random SPX -5% day out of nowhere
[+16] u/bigmeatbag: The Ayatollah bought puts. Seriously though I'm starting to think the US Treasury is just straight up buying equities to keep this shit up based on the latest news and the market still at ATH.
[+15] u/Original-Ad-3350: Pretending to work while mainly shitposting here
[+14] u/Helios-Sol: I’m so retarded for selling MU this April… I’ll never sell MU ever again
[+14] u/jahdyudnwl: Release the Koreans!!!
[+13] u/WorkingEffort425: I just wanna get rich pressing buttons on mu phone
[+13] u/Me-Regarded: I decided to play earnings on CRM or SNOW.... I chose CRM. 💀
[+11] u/bowtothehypnotoad: i still believe MU has room to run
[+11] u/LabyrinthLayers: SNOW chart about to be retarded
[+11] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: Need SPY +1.4% tomorrow for a 10k gain pls and thx
[+11] u/VascularBoat69: I started yelling “AI AI AI AI!!” at work and my boss gave me a raise because he said the company wants to invest in me
[+11] u/captain_casino: I'm sick of people with shitty mics on earnings calls
[+11] u/BecomingSavior: Whoever's post convinced me to buy CRSR calls this morning I could kiss ya
[+10] u/slinkywheel: Reddit up 7% today due to announcement of the Redditverse
[+10] u/drankleanonce: crsr is a nasty girl oh my god
[+10] u/BIGPOTHEAD: CRSR Really? Is it 2020 again?
[+9] u/housemouse431: imagine today is the only buy the dip for the rest of may and june lmao
[+9] u/somewhere_cool: Just bought some CRSR shares on FOMO because I'm done missing out on runs
[+9] u/JayRoo83: There's basically 2 main anti AI voices on WSB:
1.) People with legitimate moral and ethical quandaries regarding AI replacing people and what the nature of work actually looks like in the future and all the repercussions that come with that
2) People without access to the good enterprise AI shit currently who are just jealous that they still have to work day in day out
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: **🚨 🌮 TACO ALERT 🌮 🚨**
Trump says a draft memorandum being discussed with Iran includes nuclear-related provisions, but avoided giving details, instead highlighting that “the strait will open immediately” under the proposed framework.
[+8] u/d33p7r0ubl3: How long until this sub is just Robinhood AI agents talking to each other
[+8] u/get_da_maney: At this pace we open at 755 and possible rocket with cooked reports lmao 🌝
[+8] u/ChainOfThot: corsair is not a play guys, they don't make the chips only put them on boards
[+8] u/advisorymgr: CRSR entering meme territory. Buckle up.
[+8] u/Icommandyou: My move is to pack my bags and go home if MU doesn’t hit $1000
[+8] u/jetrawl: CRSR absolutely ripped today. Will be buying more calls tomorrow after I eat a couple more crayons for breakfast.
[+8] u/Madsen13140: THEY NEVER LEARN! THE BEARS, THE SHORT SELLERS, THE DOOMERS — THEY’VE BEEN BETTING AGAINST AMERICA FOR YEARS, AND THEY KEEP LOSING TREMENDOUSLY. EVERY TIME OUR COUNTRY STARTS WINNING AGAIN, THEY GO ON TV LOOKING VERY NERVOUS, SAYING “CRASH, CRASH, CRASH!” AND THEN THE MARKET GOES HIGHER THAN ANYONE EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. SAD!
[+7] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I’m starting a new WSB dating app called Finbred.
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: My God where is ASTS gang? We're going straight to 150
[+7] u/Andyh10s: Damn, should’ve bagheld LUNR when they landed sideways
[+7] u/SteakEater137: The market: forward looking, all short term movements are already priced in by in-depth analysis, stock prices are reflective of their long term financial health, viability and outlook, which is why it’s movement can be confusing to people without expert level market insight and experience
Also the market: concepts of a memorandum of understanding are open to being discussed oil -5% full steam ahead retards
[+7] u/OilBull: We still pumping Corsair? Market cap 1b revenue 1b
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: If you bought SNOW 5 years ago and held ever since, you’d be up a whopping 0% 😲
[+7] u/imightgobroke: Spy opens at 755 tomorrow
[+7] u/uncsucks: Going to go public with my company Wetfart.ai soon. 100B initial valuation seems only fair
[+7] u/vanceraa: SPY chopped all day to pump AH so 🫵 YOUR CALLS 🫵 would expire worthless
[+7] u/Status-Net2947: Feels like the end game right now
[+7] u/Extension_Lynx_7091: damnit cant buy calls on CRSR in the afterlife
[+7] u/vermilli21: We are in a 🤡 market, shit just randomly pumps and dumps after hours
[+7] u/Czyzzle: I started with 41k. Bought 50 shares of spy at 655/share. Used the balance to trade spy options. Usually 30 day calls atm. Just one at a time and I'll average it down if a big drop . I usually do not hold an option overnight. I now have 56k. I just try to capture 2-3 hundred per day then close down. I also buy 1 atm 30 day put when I suspect a decline to protect the shares. It works until it doesn't!
[+7] u/SeesawQuiet5620: i cant believe i was looking at calls on CRSR this morning at the bottom and didnt pull the trigger
[+7] u/skymagic: gotta love how optimistically the markets believe in 🥭's deal tweets 🤣
[+7] u/Stealthless: CRSR the next MU, buy buy buy!
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Why did nobody tell me were rotating from MU to CRSR you need to give me some notice for this
[+7] u/norman_smn: CRSR is going crazy tomorrow
[+7] u/le_pedal: Say it with me: The MSFT recovery mission starts now.
[+6] u/Sclog: Secured another $100 for my momma today, tomorrow I’ll do it again!
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: We have now priced in everything through 2028. What do we do for the next year and a half
[+6] u/Axonum: MU $1000 and SNDK $1700 EOW
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: MU just flashed $589 on my screen for a second and I almost had a stroke. Hope its not a sign
[+6] u/mannycalls24: PCE being hot and the market rug pulling would be pretty on brand tbh
[+6] u/patelchief90: how tf does ASTS HAVE $50 billion market cap when they barely make $200 million per year and not profitable
[+6] u/RJNavarrete: Wtf. Where did Snow come from? Insane.
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Iran just told Donnie to eat a bag of dicks and that the strait is closed permanently and they are keeping the dust, lotto puts for when Donnie decides he wants to be the first person in 80 years to drop a nuke on someone?
[+6] u/Eddyrancid: Lol, watching it rocket past 751 at 4:16 after it hovered just below all afternoon, and after selling my 0dtes for like 20 cents each really makes it hard not to believe the manipulation conspiracies...
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: META 750 MU 1200 SPY 777
[+6] u/Yonderbeyonder: bought NOK today cause my modem is made by them
[+6] u/VolcanicCupid69: MRVL going into the crapper as the CEO is a complete dud on the call, reading with no passion or excitement........Better off with an agent running the call...............DRILLING MY CALLS INTO THE GROUND
[+6] u/emporium4648: MRVL giving head in the bathroom lol
[+6] u/redditmodsRrussians: Did that crash out guy take too much Tylenol?
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: Why all neocloud plays pumping? It is not only NBIS
IREN NBIS APLD KEEL WULF HUT
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: This shit is so retarded I don’t want to be a part of it anymore
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: https://preview.redd.it/qohh2f5pyq3h1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5273d6de6d8e6589fb7cb44743d39eb5586b44
call me Regardradamus
[+6] u/photosynthescythe: Everyone drop your stats: I’m 5’9 and 185 lbs
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: CRSR puts are cooked 😡
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: CRSR lfg, bought 500 shares and a few 6/18 $10c at open. then fomo'd into a few more 11/20 $12.5c after the first pump. it aint much, but it also aint little 🙏
[+6] u/W0lv3rIn321: Yall really squeezing crsr 🤭
[+6] u/MalariaKills: Why is CRSR moving up? Too late to buy?
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Microsoft OneDrive is complete dog shit.
[+6] u/norman_smn: $CRSR also produces memory cards
[+6] u/AwarenessOk5979: when i enter corsair tomorrow at the absolute top and lose everything again, will y'all remember me
[+6] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: I will put you in reverse
[+6] u/cheatlkeachamp: If you meant to spell calls then great
[+6] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: Enjoy the ban regard. Love the conviction tho
[+5] u/Fleegalicious: Just bought some Corsair gaming!!!
[+5] u/Coda70: Sold my snowflake last week 😭
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: Getting T-shirts made
# I ❤️ THE MOST HATED RALLY: IRAN WAR EDITION
[+5] u/tails2729: The market is perfectly rational, you're just looking from the wrong POV. Bots designed to buy stocks are buying AI stocks to empower themselves
[+5] u/pittsmasterplan: Buying no micron thats for sure
[+5] u/chessmathster16: Looking forward to all the ber cope hope posts tomorrow when spy’s make new 52 week highs
[+5] u/chauhan_shubham: Can we pump MRVL to 250 already.
[+5] u/ect_me_bro: Putting my whole Roth into PATH puts
[+5] u/toost1cky: Applying for job requiring 10 years experience running agentic inference models on space datacenters with only quantum tpus
[+5] u/DeepestWinterBlue: Yes please tell me your moves for tomorrow
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: SNOW calls would’ve still retired you despite the high IV - gotta buy in next time 🥲
[+5] u/Firm_Variation6452: Somehow I lost $1500 on Meta calls today 🤡🤡
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Sheesh boys if I had to guess, were going up on fake GDP and PCE numbers tomorrow morning
[+5] u/Stuckinthesandbox: I’m looking forward to tomorrow where we get a new record SPR drawdown and oil subsequently drops 5%.
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: Selling my snow 185c 7/17 call the first thing tomorrow morning
[+5] u/Firm_Variation6452: How do I accept how much money I lost today?
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I made over a million dollars this month, say whatttt
[+5] u/Purple_Contact_8877: 755.42 @ open tomorrow
[+5] u/AcrobaticReputation2: y'all bought too many otm snow calls i'm proud y'all
[+5] u/not_a_pudding: Is there still room for Corsair?
[+5] u/isospeedrix: holy wtf mrvl +9% to -4% in 10 mins
[+5] u/financiallythriving: When are they gonna pull the rug
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Now MRVL coming back. Open will be a mystery lol
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: MRVL what're you doing to my boy MU?
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: Marvell behaving bizzarely.
[+5] u/riverpirate2: Its too late to buy NBIS 30 years of gains are already priced in
[+5] u/cowboycookie1337: Bought 10k worth of ASTS 150c this morning I’m very happy
[+5] u/No-Bee-4692: Once again I’m proven a genius for owning nebius
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: once I ordered a Amazon same day delivery while at work around 2:30 pm and the package got to my door before I got home at 4pm. I'll never forget that.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #The next leg up should start tomorrow promptly at 9:30 am LMAO🤌
[+5] u/RikuDesu: Corsair gaming up 20% hehe
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: Someone post MRVL earnings quick
[+5] u/Namtabmal: Seriously how the fuck are CRM and Adobe lagging behind so much with saas doing that well? Some cognitive dissonance going on here
[+5] u/Synergiex: Congrats. That’s some life changing move right there
[+5] u/ImTiredBoss420: They mentioned AI, didn't they
[+15] u/moorhound: "CRSR is the next AI play. How do you talk to AI? Mouses and keyboards. This is pick and shovel, get in before mouse shortages hit. PT $90"
This is how some of you sound
[+12] u/moorhound: Oh shit I was joking about the whole "corsairs an ai play" thing, I didn't know that was actually their angle lmao
[+12] u/Weak_Emu3659: This place is one of the biggest scams going
[+12] u/2Hosslovescash: Corsair makes gaming toilets? Perfect
[+11] u/AquamDeus: CRSR play going nuts rn
[+11] u/UrekMazino1234: Brother if CRSR hits 20 or more I will bust a nut
[+11] u/guzzledglizzy: Turns out buying CRSR calls at any point today was a great decision
[+11] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I bought Corse Hair. I think I might have bought the wrong one.
[+11] u/OrangMiskin: Adios MU, see you at $5
[+10] u/unseamingcarrot: gonna watch CRSR skyrocket tomorrow
[+10] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Corsair is a meme again? Stop making sequels
[+10] u/tabrizzi: CRSR is doing alright. Pit stop ar $20.
[+9] u/tiny_toof: I swear to god I was on here all day and no one mentioned crsr
[+9] u/nadoterisback: **C** **R** **S** **R**
**R**
**S**
**R**
[+9] u/thealex7r: Waiting MU 1000 by open
[+9] u/Horror-Insurance7700: I own NBIS but this is goofy. A hedge fund revealed it owns it and now it goes up 15%
[+9] u/tessie_trades: MU need you back at 600 thanks
[+9] u/solidsneeze: brb taking apart my pc to find any other names to bet on
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i have a corsair keyboard how much money do i make
[+8] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: no more MUUUU MUUUU
tomorrow we will hear a lot CRSR
[+8] u/nadoterisback: some CRSR bears here are coping big time for missing this run lmao fuk
[+8] u/2020isgreat: Spend money on AI stock go up infinite money glitch
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: Another classic case that out of thousands and thousands of stocks that exist. NBIS is one of out 15 stocks or so discussed positively in the daily chat.
Calls on WSB knowledge
[+8] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Lol GTFO of here with that Corsair shit there's people from the COVID days still down 60% on shares lol
[+8] u/oldprecision: Cramer dunking on MSFT, prepare for liftoff.
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: I like to build a position slowly by slowly,
averaging down and down,
until suddenly I find that
I'm all in
☹️
[+8] u/Yeetman603: For anyone wondering I made no money today…BUT didn’t lose any. So that’s a win ig
[+7] u/music_is_gud: This sub still outperforms Jim Cramer and Cathie Wood. Combined.
Mind boggling 🤯
[+7] u/DeadlyFlora: Too late for buying into CRSR today?
[+7] u/Thotmas01: What’s up tards I’m here to give a quick lesson on semiconductors. Companies are split broadly into fabbed and fabless. Fabless companies buy chips from a fab company to manufacture their products. DRAM chips, the magical computer parts that Micron, SK Hynix, and Samsung make, are sold to fabless companies where they’re packaged and put onto boards to make memory sticks. A fabless company cannot make memory chips. They don’t particularly care where they get memory chips from because memory is standardized by JEDEC but they need to have some fab to supply them memory.
The big reason Micron, Samsung, and sk hynix are ripping is that they’re sold out for like a year. They are collectively the global dram oligopoly and conduct collectively 95% of global DRAM manufacturing. I’m seeing some of you speculate that CRSR is going to rip off of memory too. That may not be wrong because traders are retarded, but Corsair is a fabless company. The memory shortage means that they aren’t being sold memory chips for manufacture into memory sticks in the first place.
[+7] u/Bryzera: CRSR giving an awful lot of OPEN vibes
[+7] u/hv876: Dear Jesus, I’ve seen you do things for SNOW call holders. Can you do that for me too?
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Yep me and You are both going to FOMO into CRSR
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: I regret not buying more CRSR
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: CSCR will be 30 soon 👀😵💫
[+7] u/crunchwrapsupreme4: CRSR up 15% after hours, unbelievable
[+7] u/DumbNutter: Guys. I bought CRSR at $11.60, now its going down like -5%. Am I cooked?
[+7] u/kawkface: I'm gonna chase $CRSR and $NBIS tmrw
[+7] u/Bananaskovitch: What's up with CRSR? Is it a short squeeze?
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Anyone here a millionaire?
What's it like being rich
🥺
[+7] u/justarandumthrowaway: today was red so tomorrow must be green
[+7] u/Nectarine_Wonderful: An investor called Alvin just bought 5% of NBIS shares, 15% spike
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I don’t think I’ve ever received an award
[+7] u/Fit-Skin1949: If crsr opens $11 my port is up 100% ytd. Surely I call it quits for the year right?
[+7] u/borimed1: CRSR will make me a millionaire 🙏
[+6] u/tiny_toof: What is CRSR and why will I be buying it tomorrow
[+6] u/EnginrA: How are my CRSR and SNOW puts lookin
[+6] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: CRSR is up 10%. Is this 2021?
[+6] u/dorkstar1: Be greedier when others are greedy
[+6] u/sleepygarner: Just peak degeneracy, but such is our time...
[+6] u/bobby_stackz: Fuck it just chucked 5k at Corsair why not
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: MU isn’t up 15% after hours. wtf
[+6] u/L0pat0: Sold most of my CRSR calls at 100%+ gain but you know yer boy had to let some ride into tomorrow
[+6] u/dickwheelies: Bought 100 crsr june $15 calls today weeeeeeee
[+6] u/Micahftww: Bought a bunch of July expiry CRSR calls. Good play?
[+6] u/Traditional-Storm645: Leopold Aschenbrenner is my goat
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: Remember when it was all about fat positivity before Ozempic was invented and now all the celebrities lost the fat and is now shaming any girls who has junk in her trunk. LOL hypocrites
[+6] u/TheBlackBaron: \>"MU is done, the bubble is popping"
\>checks chart
\>up 3.64% for the day, down 1.6% AH
Every time
[+6] u/tiny_toof: NBIS just casually ascending into the heavens
[+6] u/Some_Current1841: CRSR has a market cap of ONLY 1 billion. This has potential to easily 5x
[+6] u/HeyItsHarpy: koreans are going to sell the shit out of MU they pussy out so quick seeing red
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: NVDA needs to pump for that final BTFO to Burry
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Inbred looking Anthropic working dude just disclosed large share in NBIS
[+5] u/Autistic-Bot: $NBIS gonna make me a millionaire this year.
[+5] u/stupidber: The only high beta here is you
[+5] u/apurimac777: So we aping CRSR? If yall survive though Friday maybe I buy a weekly call and send ya'll to hell
[+5] u/Warmake: NBIS no news? 30% pump to ath.
[+5] u/thealex7r: Guy saying crsr is squeezing, I’m sorry to not listen
[+5] u/da-pkitty: Fuck you NVDA ya fuckass circuit city derp stock
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I escaped by the skin of my teeth today. Opened at -12k, and closed at +4k.
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Wen are we getting our tariff stimmy checks?
[+5] u/RougarouGumbo: Cramer shitting on MSFT. Baggies might finally get some relief.
[+5] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: HAHA FUCKING LOSER BEARS!!! SUCK MY CHONK!!! AND MY SEAMEN TOO!!! BULLS ALL THE WAY!! IF YOU ARE A BEAR, WELL FUCK YOU!! ITS HUNTING SEASON!!!!
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Cramer just said MSFT is a sell. Buy signal if I’ve ever seen one
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Wait what happened to NBIS?
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: Lmao at 🤡 s who fomod into MU today
Peak rainbow fro 💯
[+5] u/N0_Goldsun: Corsair. Big boy diamonds
[+5] u/sounbaggie: I'm still in love with Judas baby 🎶
[+5] u/neillson01: I sold Nebius calls today and bought Coreweave calls… you’re welcome
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: So LITERALLY there has been zero progress in even creating a fucking Memorandum Of Understanding, which I didn’t even know was a thing…
[+5] u/nvidia69420: Lmaoo pentagon pumping MSFT
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Iran thought they could out blockade me. We will out blockade them. Iran thought they could out wait me. We’ll out wait them. Iran thought they could out retard me….
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: You cucks are gonna pay
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: The business have to be regarded if they buy a AI workstation from Corsair instead of Nvidia.
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: I didn’t realize Biden was a Bear 🐻
[+5] u/RelationshipShort460: is anyone else using agentic robinhood?
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: MRVL?????????????????
[+5] u/PayProfessional5574: Some serious fuckery going on with oil. Make it make sense?
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: marc "fat fuck" benioff
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Shit why MRVL pump now
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: SNOW is proving that consumption based models are the future of SaaS. Seat based models from CRM and legacy providers are killing those businesses
[+5] u/i_like_debt: My wife has a heart of gold, buns of steel and a boyfriend that gets hard as a rock. I am one lucky guy
[+5] u/No-Illustrator-7537: software is about to rip tomorrow 🚀
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i see we spiked up after hours, did some random country suggest a meeting to begin drafting a memorandum of understanding around beginning to negotiate the framework around potentially discussing at a later date to be determined by intermediaries achieving the semblance of an agreement to work towards a 69 step plan to achieve a treaty to only peacefully love tap each other in self defense?
[+5] u/hoopaholik91: DDOG and SNOW are firing huge signals that data storage is going to be the next AI squeeze. Get in while you can.
[+5] u/Drunkenm4ster: What the fk just happened with msft, for a fleeting moment I saw retirement. It spiked to 437 something briefly, anyone catch that?
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Where’s that old washed up hag 31andmightcum
[+5] u/kiwicanuck-: Hey guys, brand new here. Should I enter the market now?
[+5] u/hv876: No, Leopold in his 13F announced a decent size stake
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Lotta mirrors round here
[+20] u/Plane-Research1843: Man the big short really made shorting look so cool I wonder how many regards have blown up their ports after watching that movie lmaoo
[+13] u/wdwentz93: CRSR bois checking in
[+13] u/gervs99: I have a job interview on Friday pray for me
[+12] u/darkspherei: it feels like everything is priced in and we dump when an actual deal is announced
[+11] u/chuddyman: First thing my financial advisor said to me during our meeting "I see you've discovered options"
[+11] u/Ble_h: We're bombing Iran again and it doesn't even fucking matter.
[+11] u/Short-Mixture1823: 3 explosions heard east of Bandar Abbas, air defences activated for several minutes - Fars News
Here we go again. Don't worry. Oil -5% tomorrow.
[+10] u/big_chestnut: i started trading thinking how funny it'd be if i made a fuck ton of money while my friends are grinding away at jobs, but in the end they have 5 figure savings and i have 5 figure debt
[+10] u/Radiant-Place-6400: Breaking - EXPLOSIONS AGAIN IN BANDAR ABBAS IRAN, MANY MISSLES FIRED BY USA
This does not break the ceasefire. Just love taps and self defense. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+10] u/netflix-ceo: U.S. MILITARY HAS CARRIED OUT NEW STRIKES ON AN IRANIAN MILITARY SITE THAT POSED A THREAT TO U.S. FORCES AND COMMERCIAL TRAFFIC IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
Calls it is!
[+9] u/Unfair_Adeptness_838: Where we are now:
- everything "semi"/data centers related pumps 5-10% every day because AI is going to replace everyone everywhere;
- financials don't matter anymore - company can beat and still fall of a cliff (except those mentioned above);
- investment thesis is basically dead. Stocks with extremely high valuations are proping the market up while undervalued companies keep getting beaten;
- 🥭 pumps own portfolio because why not.
We all know that it won't end well. Only hyperinflation can keep this market going forward
[+9] u/hoidzaheer777: someone loaded up $16,300 on 0DTE 620C
5 minutes later $META announced they're rolling out paid subscriptions
They person turned $16,300 into $5,100,000+ in 10 minutes
[+9] u/Technical-Emu-32: Eid Mubarak you crazy bastards. Praise be to Allah.
[+9] u/old_copper_kettle: Almost bought the CRSR pump but figured MU would pump more overnight on potential analyst upgrades. Still might.
Gonna go heavy on 12.5 CRSR calls tomorrow probably see 16 by next week.
None of these are good choices I just want to try and time the pump before the dump. I’m okay with that.
[+9] u/Ozqi: MSFT awarded 9.7 billion dollar monopoly deal by the Pentagon to consolidate all U.S. military enterprise software.
Get ready for another -1% day tomorrow guys!
[+9] u/tika_dengu: NVDA will go back to $150 and move sideways until it gets delisted
[+8] u/opiewann: NBIS going to rip faces off tomorrow
[+8] u/777_heavy: Fun reminder that AMD was $188 roughly two months ago.
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: **Iranian Media: Informed Sources Say Trump May Unilaterally Declare Iran-US Deal Finalized Amid Lingering Disputes**
Informed sources say that US President Donald Trump, aiming to exert pressure and sway public opinion toward a deal, may unilaterally announce within the coming hours that the Iran-US agreement has been finalized.
According to these sources, Trump’s move would come before all differences have been fully resolved.
[+8] u/Spy300: >US MILITARY CARRIES OUT NEW STRIKES IN IRAN: REUTERS
There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.
[+7] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Are bers still obsessed with being right instead of making money?
[+7] u/DoubleFamous5751: My CLF and CRSR ban bets were wins. Current one is CELH. Will you miss this one too?
https://preview.redd.it/zk7i5lx0dr3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe08916a1ab0c34db4bc0500c18bbbb750a0e91
[+7] u/permabol: $32 in pending MSFT dividends, Quitting my job and retiring in Thailand
[+7] u/Frozen_Shades: I'm talking large voluptuous breasts
[+7] u/pmssa19: Corsair Said something about AI pivot and it pumped. But what did they really say?
[+7] u/Club-Loud: Trump tryna pump crypto now 🤣
[+7] u/wdwentz93: Flash drive company goes 10x, why not RGB keyboard company next
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: Really hoping MU pumps overnight into opening bell
[+7] u/el-que-queda: As long as a nuke isn't dropped on NYC, the market will absorb the Iran War, just like it absorbed the Ukraine War.
[+7] u/BangBangOw: If you bought they’d announce pivot from AI to shorting AI
[+6] u/Sick0h: Any ideas why car companies feel the need to make the EV cars often look so god damned ugly? Do the awful contours and unnecessary glass usage make it charge faster or something?
[+6] u/False_Secret1108: I think today was the top for space stocks
[+6] u/edave22: Bandar, I barely know her
[+6] u/Main_Honey_7832: I'm starting to become convinced that a correction will never happen and the market will go up forever.
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: This market has retard strength
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: I’m 35 and I’ve never masturbated
[+6] u/dataCollector42069: They need 0dtes on IPOs let’s stop pretending this isn’t a casino
[+6] u/swampassOG: Micron should build a theme park in Orlando
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Realistically what are the chances MU hits $1100 by the end of the month
[+6] u/Kickboy21: MSFT RDDT PLTR not participating in this insane bull run is concerning. When shit hits the fan and we have a correction, these will still DUMP
[+6] u/Future-Lifeguard8247: NBIS x Anthropic - the time has come
[+6] u/rothira29: My $65 calls on DRAM aren’t doing too good I’m gonna be sick 🤢
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: Guess I shouldn’t of sold those CRSR calls this morning for 130% 🤦♂️ who likes 10 baggers anyway
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Will probably continue to watch IREN rip without buying
[+5] u/rapsfan1515: The reversal on MRVL is insane .
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: If you hold rklb why are you not dumping it before it crashes?
[+5] u/tika_dengu: Noctua is better at cooling than Corsair. They should go public and milk this wave.
[+5] u/clubdirthill: Bander Abbas explosions? No issue. Ceasefire still in effect and a peace deal is mere hours away.
[+5] u/Kingmusk420: Is MU bears seriously consider MU only up 2% a win for their putzzz? 😂
[+5] u/Squirr3I: SQQQ is the way at this point. The top is in and it's in now for no particular reason at all.
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Being an oil bull will make you lose your fucking mind. Fake deal? Oil down. Reports of explosions in Bandar Abbas? Oil down. Russia bans oil exports? Oil down. Asia at tank bottoms? Oil down. American driving season approaching with 20% of global oil supply offline? You guessed it, oil in the goddamn basement.
[+5] u/mousepop321: Imagine not buying CRSR at open
[+5] u/Samjabr: Dear Allah, Please let PCE come in cool and grant me tendies
Also, when 70 virgins?
[+5] u/Sick0h: I normally avoid pump and dumps, but this one seems small enough market cap and ram adjacent related to get pretty retarded so I’m in
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: war back on the table boys
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Ordinarily, defensive strikes occur after an offensive strike. Furthermore, ceasefires generally entail not firing upon each other. Nevertheless, both of those propositions appear to be false now.
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Time moving slow, minutes seem like hours
[+5] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: tomorrow is either red or green or sideways.
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Iran a bunch of 🐱 too though. Nothing happens. Talks going well. Oil puts, spy calls.
[+5] u/Civil_Cheesecake2492: What's the deal with Corsair (CRSR) ... It just hit a 1B mkt cap... We're not looking at another SNDK, right?
[+5] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Who here snagged some Corsair calls today?
[+5] u/Electrical_Maize3587: Corsair to $20 by Friday
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: 750 is spamming my email man
[+5] u/Bravadette: Snow candle only fits on 3M chart
[+5] u/kramerica_intern: I’ve been mulling buying SNOW for weeks. Figures.
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: gotta love in when some clown on here DM's you and asks you what stocks u watching
fuck off man. I ain't even gonna give you shit plays cause those will print because of WSB magic 8 ball.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: No way all of us regards are up more than 50% YTD without some repercussions
[+5] u/SubduedWeed: Fuck it Leopold, WE BALL!!
[+5] u/Twoverybigwords00: Lmaooooo send corn to 0
[+5] u/blm4lyfe: Who would pay $3.99 for Facebook plus 😂
[+5] u/Valueism: If you want to gamble on earnings go right ahead brother, you might get one.
[+17] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Corsair guy literally just changed his life congrats
[+15] u/CreepyBoysenberry281: I don’t like Reddit letting people turn off comment history. Let me see if you’re a freak before I value ur opinion
[+14] u/TonyStarks81: Shout out to CRSR guy. People like you are what makes this place great.
[+14] u/internetf1fan: I saw the CRSR guy post yesterday and decided not to buy calls after reading the comments on his post. Fml
[+13] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Peace deal: bullish AF
Striking Iran: bullish AF
[+13] u/DarkR124: Lmfaooo CRSR just did another 10% in 2 minutes
[+12] u/MilksPlural: Corsair just made half my year salary in 2 days and I have no one to tell
[+12] u/I_work_too_much: The coolest part about all these face ripping stocks lately is how I own none of them. 🥲👍🏻
[+11] u/spellbreaker: CRSR options were still below 130% IV today, God bless. (Let's see if tomorrow opens anywhere under 180%.)
Congrats to literally anyone who was any call buyer at all at any strike with any expiration date.
[+11] u/turninwrenches42: Purchased 300 shares of CRSR an hour ago. I have no idea what I did.
[+11] u/altonbrownie: Holy fuck, for once, I am finally in on one of these stupid pumps. CRSR!!!
[+11] u/No-Employment1276: Who’s gonna ape in and chase CRSR with me in the AM?
[+10] u/carmeno22: Crsr fricking chill im sorry for selling my calls same day yesterday
[+10] u/potsmokinsocialist: At this rate CRSR may hit $20 this week
[+10] u/silverfutes: I bought CRSR at $30, AMA.
[+10] u/Soldacki: Thank you CRSR man who posted
[+10] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Rip, sold my crsr calls this morning
[+10] u/Coogiez: i just bought corsair 50% stock 50% cash
[+10] u/Grymninja: Just bought 100 shares of crsr fuck it
[+10] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Who knew betting on huge companies like nvdia would be retarded and I should have put it into a fucking gaming keyboard company.
[+9] u/POWRAXE: Alrighty boys, dicks out. Here comes the Koreans.
[+9] u/LazyAd3074: CRSR: 15 at open, 20 eow
[+9] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Korean degens please save my damn QQQ/TQQQ calls. I’ll get some Bonchan for dinner just please save me 🙏
[+9] u/37366034: God damn! That $CRSR guys options are now work like $500,000 and it’s ripping.
He’ll probably be a millionaire on that trade alone by tomorrow or Thursday.
[+9] u/Prismt: Next guy that’s says buying calls on some meme stock like corsair I’m going to sell my entire portfolio and throw 100% into those calls with them, I’ll post proof and pray
[+9] u/GenitalWartHogg: Damn what if CRSR is the game store stock?
[+8] u/Tay_Tay86: They just opened up a new option for crsr 17.5
The options chain is so close to getting topped out
[+8] u/Jynx91: I bought 20 CRSR 7.5c today. Finally, something right. 🥹
[+8] u/LazyAd3074: Full porting CRSR at open!! 🚀
[+8] u/stonksf: This sub just jumps from one parabolic move to the next while making money on none of them lmao
[+8] u/miata_only: Some people are saying Corsair controllers, keyboards, and mice were used to remotely pilot drones participating in both the Iranian and Venezuelan special military operations. Some are even going as far as to say Corsair mouse pads are in demand at Alphabet and Meta data centers, you guys.
[+8] u/vizio1989: CRSR pumping on nothing makes way more sense than MU gaining 500 BILLION in mkt cap in 45 fucking days.
[+8] u/Standard-Top-5942: Got downvoted pumping crsr this morning
[+8] u/shasta747: Corsair reminds me of OPEN last year after announcing new CEO
[+8] u/ElectronicShoulder26: CRSR will pop the bubble
[+8] u/derprondo: Mango man is the stupidest mother fucker I swear to fuck. Shut the fuck up and pump this hoe ass market and stop edging the god damn bears. Fuck, man.
[+8] u/crispycreasy: Sold my Corsair options this morning for a 100% profit thinking I was being smart. Would’ve been up 2300% if I held one more day
[+7] u/bitchfart007: I am buying CRSR at top am I not... fuck me
[+7] u/spellbreaker: If you thought the CRSR train was fun before, just wait till tomorrow and on as the pump gets really FOMO.
IV on calls was still below 120% today.
You know we're near Valhalla when they are 250%+.
Choo choo.
[+7] u/Long_Growth9961: New US strikes on Iran, puts have never been gayer
[+7] u/thecRedditor123: More strikes in Iran! More strikes in Iran! We've got more strikes in Iran here!...... See? Nobody cares.
[+7] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lmao bers looking at crsr wondering what is happening.
[+7] u/Effective_Throat6127: Tomorrow MSFT moons 🚀
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Asian MU shrek dong incoming
[+7] u/Exciting-Layer1963: I better not wake up tomorrow and see crsr cooked my whole account
[+7] u/No-Alarm3762: The amount of money that’s gonna flow into NBIS tomorrow because of Leopolds followers is gonna be wild
[+7] u/Appropriate_One_4273: This is literally the easiest market to trade in
[+6] u/spellbreaker: TFW you buy CRSR June 18 $12.5c at 2:45 today and it's about to open ITM tomorrow morning
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: rip memory (for like 2 days)
[+6] u/TheOtherAkGuy: The top is when Cramer mentions it
[+6] u/kim82352: > BREAKING! The US military carried out fresh airstrikes on an Iranian military site near Bandar Abbas, targeting what Washington described as a threat to American forces and navigation in the Strait of Hormuz, Reuters reported citing a US official.
[+6] u/zlordbeats: rotating back into tech fuck memory and space its over
[+6] u/CreepyBoysenberry281: Quick little bombing and then peace at 9 am
[+6] u/Prismt: I’m gonna but $30k of Corsair tomorrow
[+6] u/coldtacomeat: Fuck I should have done more than 500 bucks into Corsair this morning. Better than nothing.
[+6] u/DarkR124: Holy fuck I’ve already said it like 4 times but god bless that dude who posted the CRSR yolo. Ima be up 1000% by morning if this continues.
[+6] u/spackzie: I got a single 6/5 $1060 MU call for like $2.5k, prob down like $500. Do I hold?
[+6] u/dublin87: I thought about 0.15 calls on CRSR today and didn’t do it :(((
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: US airstrikes in Iran - Fox News
[+6] u/TheRealArmament: -5% QQQ day tomorrow
[+6] u/Standard-Top-5942: CRSR going to issue shares?
[+6] u/thecRedditor123: CRSR 1 trillion cap wen?
[+6] u/NOMADGRUBS: Kevin O’ Leary says you gotta have 5 milly liquid to be rich, he’s right
[+6] u/Johnny_Menace: CRSR was $35 in 2021 just saying! Still has room to run
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I guess Marvell did well but sold off so wait like 3 weeks
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: CRSr wil dump violently tomorrow
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Poly Market is still saying strait only be back to normal earliest in July and not in June.
Iran is only allowing up to 20-25 tankers a day vs the usual 60.
[+5] u/LetAdministrative390: lol I lost almost everything holding puts into Tuesday morning. I bought crsr calls with all I had left. This is crazy.
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Corsair bots out in full?
[+5] u/LazyAd3074: CRSR ripping. Calls printing
[+5] u/wowitsme123: Sold my crsr options to soon. REEEEEEE
[+5] u/TieDependent3180: Regret not buying more CRSR earlier today. How much room left does it have?
[+5] u/anjuna-freak: I have been rotating in and out of both MU and NBIS and have perfectly dodged all of their big one day moves, im too good at this
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: My 8/21 15 CRSR calls have a serious chub
[+5] u/GooglySoft: TSLA just can’t stop going up eh
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: Ended red, did bears even say thank you?
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Damn mrvl iv crush tmr
[+5] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Dafaq they are saying on this MRVL yo-yo earnings
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: ¡¡¡🩸 for the Chaos Ber Godz!!!!
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: I was staring at NBIS on my watch for months list when it was in the 80 range. I chose to buy WhoreWeave instead. FML.
[+5] u/Visible_Ad_2271: This is probably the most insane this market has ever been. I don‘t even know where to look anymore: TSM rallies +5% randomly pre market, MU goes up hundreds of percent, Snow pumps over 30% after hours, meta does almost 4% randomly, apple, amazon, google all time highs……
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: Tomorrow seems to be a red day unless some official announcement on Iran deal
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: "Sir he has sold all of his puts"
"Ok great now bomb Iran and also start saying we're gonna fight inflation"
[+5] u/rocier: dude vix down 4% today and all the indicies closed red. vix been pulling this shit all month
[+5] u/CatDadd0: All these salty chuds mad they didn't get in on Corsair LOL, keep crying about it dropping and instead of making 60 percent gains I'll only have 40😭😭 oh nooooo
[+5] u/ShrimpieAC: SPY is a bag of cocks
[+5] u/New-Presentation-146: Masturbation nation here🙌📈
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: Pls HOOD pls $100 EOW
[+5] u/FuckleUp: Orwell was of by 42 years
[+5] u/PotadoLoveGun: Is corsair gonna be the next sndk
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Are you raping a ratard?
[+5] u/Ready_Creme2489: crashing tomorrow. you guys still wont buy the dip tho
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: the official who spoke about the latest iran attack did so under anonymity, otrherwise we probably wouldnt have even known something went down. gotta wonder how many other attacks occurred but wasnt reported on
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Who the fuck mentioned NBIS in their earnings call? They’re up 8% AH and I can’t find any news
[+5] u/Extreme-District8213: People becoming increasingly desperate to use retail as exit liquidity is bullish af
[+5] u/Biostatistix: Will we even see the real PCE numbers?
[+14] u/PanicApprehensive16: CORSAIR TO $25 TOMORRROW. CHINESE RAM IS ON THE MENU
[+14] u/el-art-seam: Thank god we’re not deploying offensive strikes on Iran otherwise the market would crash.
[+13] u/Shoddy_Ad897: If my data center doesn't have rgb, i don't want it
[+13] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Lol mu has already been left for dead and forgotten by wsb.
[+13] u/Jaded_Drink8872: CRSR is what the datacenters crave 🤌🤡
[+13] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Let me introduce you to the steaming turd that is bitcoin and crypto
[+13] u/100xOrBust: Time to take public transportation!
[+12] u/enc-nyc: I bought CRSR foe like 33 bucks per share few years back so unless its over 30 I dont open champagne
[+12] u/dogefool88: That guy who bought 600 contracts CRSR 10c 6/18 and 600 for 7/17. If he is still holding, he will make at least 600k tomorrow
[+12] u/cinJESUS: the 22k CRSR option guy is gonna make bank tmrw 👀
[+12] u/hey_thatsme21: Holy fuck the amount of stocks the last few weeks I've been interested in but haven't bought because they've run and then like a week later they're up another 50%+ is stupid.
To think I almost went hard on CRSR stock and options yesterday after that post and it's chilling at $13.40 AH. I'm just bag holding bullshit while everyone and their mom is making money. I'm sick lol
[+12] u/strip_club_dj: CRSR was my first stock I sold for a loss, no way I'm touching that shit again.
[+12] u/Least-Sherbert954: Guy with 1250 crsr options ain't gonna sleep tonight and watch it go to 17 down to 10 and back to 14 during premarket.
What a wild ride.
[+10] u/OK_Computer10101: 🦍🦍🦍Course Hair! If you’re in I’m in
[+10] u/drkgla: Apologies to whoever I sold MRVL calls to at 230% IV.
[+10] u/xyrian328: I am jealous of anyone who bought CRSR calls today at open.
[+10] u/StatementWide8309: Yo, i just want to thank the regard that made that post about CRSR, i grabbed some cheap calls that I wish i grabbed more on . Tomorrow HOPEFULLY IM A MILLIONAIRE
[+10] u/Commercial_Ease8053: This place is so regarded..
you just have dozens of people shouting ONDS! ONDS! ONDS! Like a bunch of Pixar seagulls…
[+9] u/14X8000m: Fuck, the one stock I don't buy calls for and CRSR pumps out of its mind. Just great.
[+9] u/Ban_an_able: Imagine your pussy clamping shut because you were too scared to buy calls at 3:59
[+9] u/Fluid_Product6292: Probably gets railed by like 4 other guys
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Holy shit are we squeezing CRSR or what? I bought two 12.50 July calls for .70¢ a contract for fun at close, shit is up 30% AH
[+8] u/cheesygordita: Peace bombs dropping love and good will
[+8] u/FindingZen4: So basically there was never a deal despite 4 days of JAWBONING about an imminent one
[+8] u/AshamedImagination50: I just bought crsr, guaranteeing its demise. Youre welcome yall
[+8] u/CD274: AI pivot short squeeze
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Breaking news: The tenth circle of hell was discovered to exclusively contain Pokemon card scalpers
[+7] u/lebronkahn: Why corsair pumping this hard? They invented a money printer or something?
[+7] u/3brcuse: i love seeing smuglords outside the club shit on stocks for p/e, management, or whatever fundamental. my favorite is the ASTS bear that spams 'they're solving something 99% of world doesn't need' everyday. meanwhile it's been a straight rocket since Rakuten finished their sell off.
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: How to make bank:
Step 1: Apply to become a janitor at any publicly traded company
Step 2: make an excuse to clean the CEO's office.
Step 3: tell the CEO to announce an AI endeavor during their next earnings call
Step 4: profit 🔥
[+7] u/MathTutorAndCook: Is it ever smart to recognize yourself as smarter than others? Or is that always egotistic and masturbatory
[+7] u/ClaudesSexBot: CRSR guy is doing the Jon Hamm nightclub meme but with RGBs in his house and the neighbors aren't sure what the light show is all about
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: That MU pre-market tease was wicked today.
[+7] u/Jaded_Drink8872: breaking news, cease fire has been rebundled as stock etf with ticker $CRSR 🤌🤡
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Strikes? Let me ask my calls what they think about it...
They said they don't give a shit
[+7] u/Old-Confusion1766: Dawg. It's at 10$, what do you mean too late to buy
[+6] u/SLObronco: I just bought 2000. Hopefully I don’t regret it with you…
[+6] u/kvndoom: I wonder if someone thought Corsair still makes DDR sticks.
[+6] u/oliver2022: mad about not jumping in CRSR, thought a bit and remember the shitty company it is.
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: What I don't understand is why the sudden buying to make a stock go 40% ah? Why didn't they buy during market? Did some news drop? Corsair gaming
[+6] u/yAX2ZRYiCEDqjGjuy: Do not underestimate the mass regardedness of wsb lurkers
[+6] u/ThatFreakImHim: Iran is not a real country. Have you ever met someone who vacationed in Iran? That's what I thought.
[+6] u/bluen: Semiconductors gonna be bottlenecked by electricity
[+6] u/No-Sympathy-686: Im going to say this plainly so you smooth brains can understand.
Duuuurrrr
Heeerrrpppppp
Deerrrrrpppppp
Duhhhh
[+6] u/Lostmymindandmoney: They’ll probably dump the hardest lmao
[+6] u/natelifts: CRSR just ripping out of nowhere
[+6] u/Casualhotpockets: Pee is stored in the balls
https://preview.redd.it/y9r36oazxr3h1.jpeg?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e416509324b9255e22cfbd1ecdc2111c0c4d846f
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: When is Taco Bell becoming an AI company so much free marketing
[+6] u/SnorkelBops: no no NO we were supposed to have a get crsr to 100
[+6] u/DeezSpicyNuts: My dream is to open a strip club called Milkshakers that also serves ice cream 🍦 🥲
[+6] u/enc-nyc: From CRSR bagholder: the only thing that saddens me is that premiums on potential covered calls are quite shit
[+6] u/jerm2z: By doubling down and winning it back tomorrow
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: circle this date
"Starting June 8, Schwab plans to stop counting day trades and will no longer restrict accounts that would have previously been flagged as pattern day traders."
[+6] u/fingerjointpuck: Top is in. HIGHER WE GO
[+6] u/COBRA_DROGO: AVGO 1W chart is forming a Batman pattern! bullish
[+6] u/hioman01: Sell everything and all in CRSR?
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: !banbet NVDA $220 7d
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Damn ah is a little faker and gheyer than normal
[+5] u/hallett21: Imotep gonna come for your calls Friday.
[+5] u/aorta89: Friends from my last job said “bro I feel you, I can’t stop checking the markets. I put 2k in” This is an omen
[+5] u/llasar17: you aint got no friends!
[+5] u/ComparisonNational69: CRM it’s not to late to
Take off buddy
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Bought $HPQ calls, it is now trading sideways almost dumping AH.
Bought $MRVL puts, it is now rocketing AH.
So I’m currently 0/2.
Time to buy $MU calls tomorrow.
[+5] u/ez399017: Boy that was a scary half hour for MU
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: CRSR, KLAR and SOUN, baby 🔥🚀
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: If every member of this sub, including VM and his twinks, bought just 34 shares of CRSR tomorrow we would own the company…
[+5] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: multiple large explosions in Bandar Abbas 15 mins ago. air defenses active
[+5] u/DesticularDorsion: Nobody in this sub other than the depressed oil bulls care. I don't even think WTI cares.
[+5] u/bathok: oh look at that. a certain 🥭says to "buy DELL" and now they've conveniently received a $10bn Pentagon contract.
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Thank god you have your flashers on or else I’d never know it was raining
[+5] u/3brcuse: riding CRSR MDB SNOW tomorrow
[+5] u/kananishino: classic mu overnight pump
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: Tell me your 10x plays
[+5] u/Mathguy200: Fuck whichever fuck decided NVDA would suck ass today. I’m onto you
[+14] u/taffy_laffy: Sell everything, put it into CRSR friday calls.
Either you 25x it or you go broke, but you been broke before - yet you've never had 25x your net worth ever.
Logical trade, and you're a MUron if you don't do it.
[+13] u/Dizzy-Monk-: Waiting for Dollar Tree to convert to AI data centers
[+11] u/Apple2o: CRSR the next MU, all in baby
[+11] u/aphelion99: HELP! Someone broke into my car and left MSFT stock!
[+10] u/RecoverOwn342: CRSR is about to make a lot of you long term investors just like that fake meat stock last summer
[+9] u/Victor69Momm: I am so broke idc anymore CRSR and ONDS TO THE MOOON
[+9] u/RogerBalderer: I wonder what this sub would be like if we had a real crash
[+9] u/jmc774: MM coordinating to pump everything except shit I own
[+9] u/taffy_laffy: Legally they should compensate me with more shares when a company dilutes.
[+8] u/Largeshmarge: Degeneracy Level 10:
Betting on WNBA Games
[+8] u/Purple_Bearkat: December 2025: I believe oil is oversold and take a position in OXY and CVX.
2026: Venezuela, oil pops. A little. Then the unthinkable, Iran and the US enter a war and the Gay of Hormuz closes. Seemingly indefinite
To date (6 months of a correct hypothesis; CVX up approximately 19%. )
Conversely: randomly choose to buy a fucking space meme stock a week ago, up 48% ASTS.
[+8] u/No_Cod972: Remember when people were saying SLV was "free money"
It's negative YTD now LOL
Anytime someone says a trade is "free money," slap them, and then run away.
[+7] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Another round of strikes on Iran so market can spike from 🌮 Thursday, calls
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude Fuck MSFT dude. Shit does nothing but fucking flounder. So I sell some CC's to at least make the ass raping a little more tolerable.
And it fucking pops 3 bucks AH. Probably going to open green too.
Why the fuck does it shit so badly when I'm not holding CC's. Then the moment I sell CC's it fucking pops?
[+7] u/WhatTheFuckinFUCK: So pumped that I bought some CRSR calls on a whim earlier today. Hope the after hours jump holds on
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Idk wtf CRSR does but I will yolo $30k of $15c exp Nov 20th first thing tomorrow morning to feed my family for generations
[+7] u/Sidewinder4253: Locked in 100k crsr am I a regard?
[+7] u/taffy_laffy: some of you have never ridden an option from -95% down to 10,000% up and it shows because you actually sell instead of holding.
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Imagine paying for subscription to social media in this economy. Investors must retarded If they think that’s good news for Cuckerberg and Beta
[+7] u/31andnotdone: you aren't the slightest bit concerned the stocks THIS sub is buying are ripping lately?
they're getting every dollar out of you before the great ruggening.
[+7] u/BigAd1968: Full porting NOK at open
[+7] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Mod whoever has lost money in this market plz
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: NEW MU PRICE TARGET 5000
[+6] u/Joonypoo: Real ball knowers understand that this is the beginning
[+6] u/Donalds_Lump: My uncle works for Iran and he told me that they are loading up on oil calls for this weekend.
[+6] u/account-names: I had a month's salary in a long forgotten account. Checked today it is now worth 1100% and at long term tax rate too
[+6] u/Affectionate_Fan_617: ASTS is 50B company, CRSR can 50x from here.
[+6] u/Vegetable-Big3545: FUCKING NBIS THANK YOUUUUUU
[+6] u/OnceALoser: How is it a ceasefire if they are attacking each other 🧐
[+6] u/your_mom_loves_me69: Bought 3k ONDS @ 9.8 yesterday, dumped this morning and bought 200 QCOM on the dip. Now seeing ONDS mooning overnight, fuck me dawg
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Lol 🌽what a complete joke. Everyone who lost money on crypto deserves it from taking financial advice from tik tokers
[+6] u/No_Cod972: Complete joke of a $1.5T asset. Embarrassing.
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: You need to pay for Facebook Instagram and WhatsApp? Wtf is this shit
[+6] u/KayMS_: Imagine looking at this market and your first thought is "yeh let me buy MSFT"
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Just remember. If there are people willing to pay money for feet pics, there are people willing to pay for the Meta sub
[+5] u/Liquidtears: anyone able to send a note back to past me? I'd really appreciate some time travel help
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I have made some mistakes
[+5] u/Frequent-Length-9966: Rate hikes are going to sour this market like chunky soup
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: If you wait enough, it’ll come to you. CRSR 🦍 🚀 🌖
[+5] u/nicholasCageSucks: man fuck my life. chickened out and sold all my $SNOW calls right before earnings 😞
[+5] u/rabbit221: CRSR 6/18 12.5 Calls were 0.10 today. 0.10. Generational miss out lmao, at least I have one 6/18 10 Call riding right now
[+5] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: Went to the food bank today and they said it was their busiest week in years and to come back later
[+5] u/TinyEntertainment333: who the hell is buying CRM stock lol
[+5] u/Zuko2001: I need META to go to $670 pronto, pls
[+5] u/Felix_Aterni: Back to shorting bitcoin for free money again. Just after losing way too much waiting for it to continue going up.
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: we cant keep letting bers win like this...
[+11] u/FGoobs: Day 69 of the war being almost over
[+9] u/HaveTwoBananas: We have fake data tomorrow to pump our bags chill out
[+8] u/trust_it_bb: So excited for tomorrow when the daily will be filled with non stop crying by regarded kids who suddenly became day traders 8 weeks ago.
[+8] u/One_Confidence_7069: BREAKING: Bad was a really good show.
[+8] u/OG_L0c: Guys my age are spending their night with their kids. I'm spending my night watching season 1 of Jackass
[+7] u/blitzdunce: Big tiddies if you’re fat don’t count
[+7] u/Spirit_Panda: What tf is everyone yapping about lol this isn't even that bad
[+7] u/l34ch_r: of course. this dead cat bounce is almost over!
[+6] u/ImthatRootuser: May is almost over with 2 business days left. Half of the year is almost gone. We are getting old mate.
[+6] u/SophisticatedLogic: Imagine if Subway pivoted to AI. Turn each of their franchisee locations into a a mini gpu data center.
Stonk will go to the moon. Make me Subway CEO!!
[+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Bers can feel something in their dicks again.. not good
[+6] u/JoeyFreshagua: If you look beyond chips, tons of other AI infra breaking out. NBIS, APLD, CRDO, IREN, etc.
NBIS is going to have 4 GW of power by 2027, not necessarily hooked up immediately but thats still a ton. Very reasonable to get $12 billion+ per GW given all capacity is booked up. So in a few years that is potentially $40 billion in annual revenue and their market cap is $50 billion today. You will probably see that stock trading in the thousands at some point.
[+6] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Who's gonna show their crsr gains?
[+6] u/wattap: goldman interns scrambling back to the office to turn off the buy algos
[+6] u/Jemmani22: I sold my oil today because its gaped me for the past month.
Can anyone tell me if this is some Truman show shit with my life?
[+6] u/Kwpthrowaway2: But what about muh economic datas at 8:30 AM tomorrow.
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: I think it’s discriminatory that the suicide hotlines are added for bols when stocks go down but not for bers when stocks go up. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer
[+6] u/Lake-Dependent: Bruh really now we dump i held puts for 2 weeks fuck you
[+6] u/Deep-Text-5909: -2% tomorrow bears gotta eat
[+6] u/TheJacked-Accountant: MSFT is such a wet blanket
[+5] u/old-cow666: Spy is high as a kite
[+5] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: I want a refund I was told MU 1000 eow
[+5] u/type_error: They’re just letting anyone into the trillicorn club now.
[+5] u/JoeyFreshagua: NBIS up 10% AH doesn't care about these shenanigans, tons of strength. Good chance its the next big thing.
[+5] u/No_Clue_3225: I thought we didn’t care about war but now we do? 👍
[+5] u/Difficult_Lecture948: $NBIS is going to break out soon with their new executive hire.
[+5] u/Few_Discount_7632: 1.25M in cash right now or $4200 every month until you die.
[+5] u/euphoricmoonberry: Of course it goes up after hours
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: MU pumped too fast that i don't wanna chase anymore
[+5] u/ImthatRootuser: Someone still waiting for SPY to hit 650. Loll
[+5] u/Carfar_Farcar: Just a little tit for tat missile action, we'll be back in "ceasefire" mode by morning.
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: Took $70 and turned it into 3500 over two months, now I’m at $300 and those two months were a complete fucking waste of time. Rope is probably the next purchase
[+5] u/tocinoman: Does the market care if PCE is hot? The data collected for it was before oil was dumped. Seems like the current iteration of "a deal is close" is just an excuse to ignore hot PCE and have a greater justification to cut rates.
[+5] u/SoloDragonGT: Come on pyjama traders pump please
[+15] u/LadderAdmirable: Ceasefire is still intact. Little weakened but still pretty good. We can always declare another ceasefire on top of current one just so that it is double strong.
[+14] u/shaun678: https://preview.redd.it/is4thiueus3h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba84a228d53d056d9a11cbc59842e186885e306
[+13] u/Iliketrainschoochoo: Up 200k 3 month ago, now down 20k 🤡🥺
[+11] u/nzholtok: You just know one bear finally switched to calls today
[+11] u/Maximum-Classic3416: I lost 25% of my entire account today on 0DTE calls
[+11] u/nordik1: how does everyone still fall for this pattern and say it’s all over etc?
we’ll be mooning again soon as usual
🥭 won’t let anything else happen the next 3 years
[+11] u/heckadeca: Free money glitch. Don’t tell the devs
[+10] u/MajikoiA3When: \+20% on a "deal" incoming, -1.0% when bombings restart. Just keep announcing more concepts of a peace deal for infinite money
[+10] u/NotRobotNFL: Nothing happened. IRGC knew that weak shit would be intercepted. It’s all theater
[+10] u/xironically23: Well I had fun went from 400 to 7000 to 600 then to 5000 now at 0, see you guys in a week, screw these fake negotiation news
[+9] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf why are futures and MU tanking so much? I bought a bunch of MU shares at 980 a share during premarket. Should I sell for a loss?
[+9] u/NiceCommunist: Coward ber only attack when bol is asleep
[+9] u/kazkeb: BREAKING NEWS: Iran launches drones at SPY and QQQ
[+9] u/mehmilani: I'm not worried at all. Green by 2030.
[+9] u/Onnimation: Iran just attacked Kuwait US base 😬
[+8] u/EnvironmentalAir8771: Let the bloodbath begin 🩸 🩸
[+8] u/D1finalboss: 🫵 bought calls at the top, again
[+8] u/tkerzx: Did we survive the great market crash of 11:45-1200?
[+8] u/big-baller-47: 🥭 just wanted cheap MU
[+8] u/UnivalveX: whys everybody selling? peace deal soon I promise bro
[+8] u/coloredzebra: Mother fucker, I gotta do some regard shit to make back gains from swinging calls 😭
This is why I don't swing positions fuck me
[+8] u/retardmaxxxxing: I’m gonna have to chop my dick off if memory keeps dumping
[+7] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Yawns. We’ll be green by morning. I’m gonna go jerk off to tranny porn and go to bed . Cya.
[+7] u/Snowman33001: Fine. If Iran wants to play hard ball, we will give them hard ball.
Amerifats, suit up and prepare to deploy.
I’ll stay home and monitor the situation from there.
[+7] u/Black_Label_36: The moment I fucking buy calls motherfucker!
[+7] u/McClintockC: Spy down 0.37%
Is this the end?
[+7] u/Clear_Judge5062: Trump just wanted cheap DRAM
[+7] u/soapchewer2: Where is bearhunter?? Just as I predicted 🤌🏼
[+7] u/OkString9841: Never once have the evening prophets been right about the next day’s market. Bears are always wrong.
[+7] u/OrganicSong2660: The day I decided to fomo in this happens cant make this shit up
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: We’re getting belt to ass tomorrow
[+7] u/degenforlife69: Someone check taco’s account for puts
[+6] u/Briack89: IMO Shorts are running for their life
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Man, how is this guy not behind bars already?
Over the weekend we are close to “deal”. Now you just bombed them
How many times has this happened now?
[+6] u/CharmingSoil: They're gonna brush off these attacks. Token efforts really. The talks will still be going well tomorrow.
[+6] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: So what did america achieve with the iranian war
[+6] u/Spicyboi981: Freak the fuck out rn
[+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: This Iran thing showed me that this palantir thingy and big bad military is useless against anyone who can fight. Useful Only against citizens and some no name children. Kiddy fiddling ass country.
[+6] u/J-E-S-S-E-: You know it’s a red day when MSFT is green
[+6] u/Sunkettle: I don't subscribe to the idea of being a bear or bull. If you see an opportunity, you take it, even if it means shorting the market. 👀
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: Who’s still holding calls
[+6] u/Exciting_Day4155: The US will now invade Tehran in self defense.
[+6] u/YTLupo: I’m going to bed in my $10,000 tempur pedic, unlike you bears you have to sleep in a fucking underpass next to dirty Mike and the boys
[+6] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Iran basically said that since they were attacked yesterday This makes them even and they aren’t going to attack anymore…. Let’s not panic and lose money like Europeans
[+6] u/Beagle001: SK Hynix going up...DRAM going down.
Shhhh....it's a super secret ETF recipe.
[+6] u/HAND__EGG: I just want to curl up and cry
[+6] u/qrqrafafzvzv: When the market is green, I make more than my job. When the market is red, I work two jobs to scrape by.
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: Yes die MU go back to 90 where you belong.
[+6] u/mightychicken64: PEACE TALKS GOING WELL!
[+6] u/NHLBro: Looks like we are cooked tomorrow
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: I am out of money to buy the dip on NVDA
[+5] u/whatsagoinon1: So glad I sold everything today.
[+5] u/RandyTomfoolery: This gonna sound gay af, but take profits and keep 20% cash now to buy shit later
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Saw a video on Instagram with a guy who shorted spy in 2023 lmao. Hasn't closed it yet
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Red during after hours Green by open. That has been the pattern. Buy the dip bois.
[+5] u/Leading_Form_8485: This is gonna hurt tmrw. Fuck im overleveraged to the tits
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Hope this is about hormuz. Cause then V. If not, we fcked.
[+5] u/schildog9: Rotation to value begins tomorrow.
[+24] u/zanif: MU down almost 4%. I knew it was coming. This is why I sold at 350.
[+13] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Bers will stay up all night salivating just for it to be green by close :/
I almost feel bad. Almost
[+13] u/Sad-Literature-5341: I started with 30k in one of my accounts 3 years ago. Today it hit 260k
[+9] u/AdCritical5383: This is the most violent ceasefire I’ve seen in a minute
[+9] u/FitStore1045: Sell in May, become gay, and go away.
[+9] u/NUNU_BEST_SNOWBALL: mango please pre market pump us i promise i’ll be a good boy and exit my calls
[+8] u/eggplant_parm827: we all already know it's gonna V
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: We all know the rules. Green by open.
[+8] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: God bless that CRSR dude from two days ago. He's the GOAT fr.
[+8] u/whitepug: War on or war off im just sick of monitoring the situation holy fuck
[+8] u/No-Put2311: I’m gonna cope with the fact that I became exit liquidity tonight by making fun of my fellow Bols tomorrow
[+8] u/dogs_and_stuff: Mango genuinely underestimated Muslims’ loyalty to their faith. Sorry bulls
[+8] u/Ok-Wonder-8392: green by open? NBIS looking good premarket
[+7] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: If a girl wants to talk to me, she better be in finance and over 6 ft/182 cm
[+7] u/sonofalando: The plan:
- We get a job at J.P. Morgan
- We expense a $600 deli platter
- We get fired
- We collect $4 million💅
[+7] u/jraiv420: Buy the dip 🌮 Thursday
[+7] u/kal14144: Israeli style ceasefires suck
[+7] u/winston511: People who say it’s not financially responsible to take out personal loans to invest with just lack conviction
[+7] u/b3no_coin: War resolved before market open 👌
[+7] u/Resilience_Technique: Seems like only winner tomorrow is the CRSR guy…
[+6] u/iamjt: Oh wow I actually took the L before the big L.
Got lucky
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Half bombs 💣, half missiles 🚀
[+6] u/HealthMoney5881: It’s all over for MU
[+6] u/lifo888: Korea just dipped hard down 3.5%
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Some of you didn’t believe in War Crime Wednesday and it shows
[+6] u/sylphvanas: US stocks up = China down
US stocks dump = China dump more
wtf is this bulljizz
[+6] u/RegardEngineer: Bol’s plan, bol’s plan
I hold stock, sometimes I won't, yeah
I feel good, sometimes I don't, ayy, don't
I finessed down Gainz Road, ayy, 'nessed
Might go down a B-O-L yeah, wait
I go hard on IBKR, yeah, Way
I make sure that bols eat
And still…
Bers,
Bad things
It's a lot of bad things
That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'
They wishin' on me
[+6] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: All in drone tech tomorrow. Umac for the corruption bonus obvi
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Robinhood wants me to believe HOOD is up in overnight market
Nice try!
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: Iran just went A.I. It will now be known as A.I.ran
[+5] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: watching bitcoin plummet to zero in real time is crazy
[+5] u/surmoiFire: More strikes at Iran because NBA east is not competitive
[+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: TACO administration reportedly considering taking ownership stakes in some U.S. drone companies."
Hmmm 🤔
[+5] u/shindiggaa: I'm sensing a 🌮 tomorrow. Give me another classic imminent peace plan.
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: Asian markets getting took out back behind the wood shed
[+5] u/captainunderpants111: i was about to cuss out asts but see it’s just a market wide dump rn so i guess it’s chill
[+5] u/pspahn: Robinhood Ventures is like 25% Databricks.
Just sayin.
[+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: Spy only went up like .15% today is this a bull market for ants
[+5] u/Superente_: I really do hope that all you greedy Memory and Space Stock peoole become generational bag holders and learn a valuable lesson.
[+5] u/Poptart_Salad: Wow Iran finally hit back after how many love taps from 🥭. Would be funny if them hitting our bases finally restarted the war because of how thin skinned he is. We got lots of data tomorrow including PCE and crude inventories so it may not matter if this blows over though. Getting genuinely sick of absolutely everything happening in after hours and overnight or the weekend.
[+5] u/FinallyArt: No damage reports out... could have been a symbolic hit meant for the home audience.
[+11] u/polodolo98: Why tf are we rebounding 😭
[+11] u/ph0xer: CEO of spy is doing buybacks
[+10] u/jokull1234: At this point, us bombing one site in Iran, and them bombing one site back but nothing else happening, was like how last year in May Trump would put on a crazy tariff on China and they’d do the same and then both would walk back everything immediately
[+10] u/therealcoon: I made $0.31 off of 11 trades yesterday. It's that easy.
[+10] u/Dyce10x: I used to be a gey gamer until I realize trading is the best game ever built.
[+10] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Asians sold off their stocks and now Europeans buying dip.
What the hell Japanese people were thinking???
[+8] u/rollinhating: The one time i dont play SNOW earnings it rallys 40%…. Everytime i playd their earnings they have dropped 10-25%…
[+8] u/Top-Meaning2626: If you answered yes to the comment below you are a gay ber
[+8] u/thekappa27: Gold is down. Crypto is down. Cs2 skins are down. Oil is down. It’s over boys
[+7] u/IClosetheDealz: Still poor other millionaires have more millions
[+7] u/StandardDot5115: my favorite part of covid was when jpow said "it's printing time" and now financial firms have unlimited liquidity and stocks never go down and cars cost like $50k
[+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Bear is simple, bear see red, bear is happy
[+7] u/Adrian12094: you guys think the market will give a shit about today's economic data?
[+7] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Gold is absolutely reaming me. So much for safe haven.
[+7] u/-rigga: Red at night. Bulls delight.
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: I’m surprised that 🥭 has the balls to hit Iran again, and I’m also surprised that Iran isn’t now plastering neighbouring states with drones
[+6] u/Dyce10x: The Strait of America is open
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: US ready to attack Cuba, pending mango decision
[+5] u/wolololord: How is the heloc micron guy doing?
[+5] u/WooWheee: ALL OF YOU BECAME MULTI MILLIONAIRE LAST MONTH, now let’s see who can keep their winnings instead of losing it all
[+5] u/RegardMode: Just friendly tippy taps at US base in Kuwait. Ceasefire is still on though
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Watch me ape into space stocks during the dump on open 🦍
[+12] u/Treverer: Oman might be the chillest country on the entire planet along with Bhutan and Switzerland (literally called the Swiss of the Middle East) and one of the most viable mediators for a ceasefire. Great idea to threaten them with bombs, I’m sure that’ll help this whole shitshow 🥭
[+12] u/rugbyliebe: So the US attacked Iran overnight and Iran retaliated by attacking an US base in Kuwait.
Just normal things when a deal is imminent.
[+12] u/HomeHedgeFund: OPEN MU TO 1000 YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! PRAISE BE TO ALLAH.
[+11] u/NoProfessional4650: If micron hits $1650 my port will be $5m. Manifesting hard rn 🙏
[+11] u/aniote: "dad why are we poor?"
"Son. I missed every generational AI bull run of the 2020s"
[+10] u/HomeHedgeFund: Open the Fuckin' Market, you crazy bastards, or there will be Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. Donald J. Pump
[+9] u/PeachScary413: So... ceasefire is a word that's lost all it's meaning right? It just means "War continues but we don't want to call it a war so we gonna go with ceasefire or whatever"
[+9] u/Vlisa: Just remember there are 30yr old millennials that put their savings into Pokemon cards instead of proven businesses like SPCX and OKLO
[+8] u/SonOfObito: Damn it I keep forgetting war is bullish
[+8] u/odity9: Went from 0dte to monthlies and am sleep so much better and more productive during market hours. Who knew.
[+8] u/bennyblancobb: msft ramping you all know what that means
[+7] u/theGameNWA: is the information still on the site?
[+7] u/Steezy12: please MU, you’re my only hope
[+7] u/amplaoumplasD: "Just a love tap" tweet is coming.
[+7] u/tryingtohitchall: What actually happened to BTC these last 10 hours?
[+7] u/Treverer: Saw a literal hobo trading on his smartphone, which he also used to collect donations from people who didn’t have any change on them.
If you don’t buy calls it’s your fault
[+7] u/pajaemainroad: Fukin bers man. Always hoping for global destruction or some shit
[+7] u/After_Working_6499: My baby micron is back
[+7] u/SecurityFar1910: What happened to peace talks? Are they going well?
[+7] u/Steezy12: instead of checking your social media accounts, customs should check if you ever bought SPY puts
[+6] u/pekas13: It was the end of the world like two hours ago lol what happened xD
[+6] u/PompeiiSketches: let me be clear...
# STOCKS. GO. UP.
Iran bombs Kuwait? US Bombs Iran?
# STOCKS. GO. UP.
[+6] u/The_eternal_fight: Guys, the war has now calmed down ,and it's clear this is going to be possibly a 3 -4 year long term proxy war.
The plan, business as usual
[+6] u/Fun_Purpose6972: Don't even know the bear case anymore. Stocks up, oil down, 10y under 4.5%. I don’t think 10y is going to 6% this year, do you?
Make money bros. SPY to 100000
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[+6] u/itsnotshade: Even if they don’t, we’ll give them a 3 day deadline and extend it until we get new peace talks.
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: False alarm everything all Gucci
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: Added another $100k in NBIS. Easy 5-10x from here esp with Anthropic deal coming
[+5] u/timburgessthis: He’s fucking moron and a goon
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: We gotta bomb that last 5%
[+5] u/Round-Huckleberry570: I just found out that Donny can drop a nuke if he wanted within 5 minutes without anyone’s approval isn’t that fucking crazy holy shit why is that still a thing
[+19] u/Happy-Champion1661: >I hold NVDA and MSFT and I hate you all. I especially hate the retards riding MU and stupid space stocks and the new game stock that somehow became some kind of AI that went up a million percent today and the stupid optics stocks that went up. I hope the market crashes we die together. And fuck you META for betraying the rest of the Lag 7. Fuck Mark Zuckenberg for working out and getting in shape. I legitimately thought of buying a 2028 leaps today worth 9k, but didn't pull the trigger cuz I wanted to have extra cash reserve. And that contract is now worth 11k. I hate all of you. And I took profit on my SNOW call cuz it doubled and now the stock is up 30% after hours.
>I will buy one share of all the hot stocks right now so all of you go down with me. I don’t care about making money now I just want all of you to lose.
I will think of this post fucking forever, it's peak, legend.
[+18] u/kodaventure: Some people here bought MU at $950
[+17] u/pussinbuuts: can someone call that UBS guy and ask him to increase MU price target to $2000
we could use another +20% day
[+15] u/Comfortable733: Crazy. Someone hacked my phone and made a bunch of shitty trades on Robinhood. Any way I can get these fraudulent trades reversed?
[+14] u/ValueOfADollar: this idiot is losing in Iran so now we're invading fucking Cuba?
[+13] u/SKJ_2012: LMAO the official white house account honoring Harambe is absolutely wild 😂
[+13] u/MrsEveryShot: got dumped yesterday little does she know I’m up 20% ($12) in premarket
[+13] u/FullTard2000: Ryan Cohen is so impressive
Did you know he was the first human to be conceived anally? Full anal birth and everything
Lots of other impressive things about him too
[+12] u/maffoobristol: Sold off 3/4 of my MU position, just can't handle the stress of it suddenly having a -20% day and not locking in gainz
!remindme 1 year when I have missed out on the continued and never ending bull run
[+11] u/narcteh: Bad news for the market today, msft green
[+11] u/lechimpanzeu: Who is taking a poop?
[+11] u/LasyKuuga: Client came in and paid 2k in cash. Boss came after saw it and took it off me.
Doesn’t bro know if he left it with me I could have doubled it by tmr 😿
[+10] u/rand_walking_charts: Imagine if you put in charge guy who “doesn’t make bad deals” but can bankrupt a literal casino 😂
[+10] u/MaxEhrlich: MU is up 85% on the month, if you freak out and sell today or whenever before like 2027, you might be regarded
[+10] u/Swift12354: Y easier to spend $10k on options contract than $100 on shirt?
[+10] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: CEOs of MSFT, META, and AMZN all looked at the garbage that was chatGPT 2 and thought to themselves “yeah let’s spend trillions in data center build outs, the potential is limitless!” instead of just sitting on their massive positive free cash flow until the tech was validated.
AAPL is trading at a multiple premium because of that lmao
[+9] u/drakilian: Microsoft not allowed to have more than 4 red days in a row
Also not allowed to have more than 1 green day in a row though
[+9] u/Objective_Delay_1525: MSFT, another victim of r/ValueInvesting
[+9] u/Isometric_exercises: Anyone who buys corsair today will be bag holding a plastic keyboard assembly company with 2000 employees in California that specializes in making rgb lighting for gaming mouses. It's just like razer or Alienware. You will get burned and you have been warned.
[+9] u/Objective_Delay_1525: some of you have never held the bag before and it shows
[+8] u/glitched_system1: Top won't happen yet, they need retail to get into margin.
Probably mid June
[+8] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: COST going to announce that they’ll be building data centers under their wear-houses powered by the steps of Asian aunties and grannies. Calls.
[+8] u/dmk_world: Shiny rock holders in shambles, and the fall will continue brutally.
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **GOOD MORNING YOU CRAZY BASTARDS AND ON A SIDE NOTE OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO ALREADY**
[+8] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Us base struck and oil is going down lol
[+8] u/youarenut: NOOOOOOOOOO I WAS GONNA BUY AT DISCOUNT AFTER WAR NEWS WHY WE PUMP AGAIN
[+7] u/Acceptable_Office465: So on a red day, MSFT will be green. Yet, when everything is fucking green, MSFT will always be red... Got it.
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: Need the CEO of SPY to come out and talk about how they've been using AI for years so we can get a 50% rip 🤔
[+7] u/Chlo-Motion: 🥭: "Iran deal coming soon, go buy a Dell" by 8am
[+6] u/jackpearson2788: Being long is this market is amazing. No one believes anything bad will ever happen and we all just collectively buy the dip bc we have no other options
[+6] u/Ordinary_News_6455: It was me. I want 60%
[+6] u/Deeznutzsgotcha: Why is BTC in the big board, I thought you regards were anit-BTC?
[+6] u/Sea_Condition_6999: It's down 0.07%, why was everyone freaking out?
[+6] u/jonneh: Idc what happens but FDs on CRSR Friday might be the move
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Alright, GREEN BY OPEN
[+6] u/Wide-Acanthaceae5817: CRSR can someone tell me to get sleep 🛌 I’ve been checking the price every five minutes
[+6] u/25999: Hope I don't get fucked by the Zuck.
[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Elon Musk has got to be the luckiest man alive. All of Wall Street has collectively decided to pump his companies to the most insane valuations of any companies to ever exist. I'm thinking they pump SpaceX on the first day to whatever he needs to hit 1 trillion net worth.
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: this CRSR thing is not going to end well
[+5] u/Cav829: Don't worry, the missiles aren't really there if you Tweet that everything is fine.
[+12] u/dabblesest: Every bag7 is red but MSFT… lmao
[+11] u/Brubiu: CRSR gonna create a lot of bag holders this week
[+10] u/StophJS: MSFT up over a percent and most everything else red. INSANITY
[+10] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Wait so spacex ipo is in 2 weeks? lmao
[+9] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Semis are now dead money. The previously dead money software stocks will rise from the ashes.
[+9] u/dabblesest: I bought MSTR 150p when it was at 194 and announced it here.
A reply I received was “post your losses”
Spoiler: there were no losses.
[+8] u/Famous_Nectarine4377: I wouldn’t match with a man with his portfolio on his dating profile. Take it out
-female
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Nvidia is the most undervalued stock in the market
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: AI is dead. Long live AI
[+8] u/hatemydarnjob: depending who you are, yes it will boom
[+8] u/glizzygravy: Switch doesn’t run AI so the market doesn’t give a fuck
[+7] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Rates need to be above 7%. The economy has been edging with low rates for too long. Companies that should be long bankrupt are roaming the stock market as zombies, happy to repay their debts by issuing more new debt.
Once you edge for too long it stops being effective and you just feel bad, which is why consumer sentiment is so low.
You need to release.
We need Volcker back. The resurrection ritual will start in the next days. Bears all over the world have gathered to lend their power for this to succeed.
Once the task is done we will be blessed with a beautiful economy.
[+7] u/Haikoe: Who needs consumers if you can circle jerk
[+7] u/TheMegaSage: But why male models?
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Since when does 🥭 use the military on a Thursday. That pce data gotta be fucking stinky
[+6] u/kintarogolden: NBIS and ONDS cooking premarket
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: Remember, the metaverse was Zuck’s one original idea. Everything else was stolen or acquired
[+6] u/Noble_Bastard: Jumped on reddit, my entire feed is about the market crashing. Checked futes, and they're barely red. Nice try ber, you're still irrelevant.
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: Somehow micron returned
[+6] u/Own_Hawk_7859: Who profits if I make money from US stock and spend it in EU? 🤔
[+6] u/MrDinglehut: Mango's market manipulations punish pathetic portfolios while Iran irritates interest rates battering bond markets.
[+5] u/Mettn: Was hoping the DRAM sale would last until the am 😢
[+5] u/A55BAG: Steam deck huge price hike 1TB OLED $649 -> $949 is bullish for Nintendo. I'm buying the dip today.
The market will be surprised how well switch sells in Q1.