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[+68] u/wyudtix: # RELEASE THE JENSEN FILES
[+44] u/yomama_yodaddy: Nvda at $5 tomorrow
Edit: 5 dollar market cap
[+38] u/nzholtok: 600k guy gotta be ripping cigs right now
[+33] u/Speech_Path: If NVDA drops I will be both financially ruined and divorced.
[+33] u/Jerikolol: If NVDA earnigns beats AND keeps its gain until tomo at open, then I will eat my mechanical keyboard live on stream
[+30] u/Red_V_Standing_By: If you stacked 5.4 trillion $1 bills end-to-end it would be longer than the distance between the sun and Jupiter. Or 3 round trips between the Sun and the Earth.
That's NVDA's market cap.
[+27] u/ShankThatSnitch: Lol. NVDA Vertical down, vertical up. Clown show. That $600k NVDA yolo guy is having a roller coaster of emotions right now.
[+27] u/ebfeebfe: # RELEASE THE NVDA FILES
[+27] u/JesseWest: 600k guy is cooked holy shit
[+25] u/CallsOrPutsYES: 1 second NVDA candles is the BATTLEGROUND
[+24] u/Illustrious95: Why is this so exciting i haven't even put money lol
[+21] u/spellbadgrammargood: RIP that guy who YOLO'ed 225C
[+21] u/isolated-cat: instead of checking the chart i like reading live Wsb commentary to see where NVDA is going
[+21] u/Apollo948: Half of you are really gonna hate what’s about to happen
[+20] u/jahdyudnwl: 600K guy - applications for fry cook are on top of the trash can
[+20] u/Emilio___Molestevez: SAY FUCKING $NBIS YOU LEATHER-JACKET PANCAKE-FLIPPING TRILLIONAIRE FUCK
[+19] u/spellbadgrammargood: Market is being held up by a chatbot.
[+18] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: there will be a delay before NVDA earnings because the numbers are so big they need to bring someone with experience reading large numbers
[+18] u/VannevarKush: If Jensen sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of bull market
[+17] u/kvedo25: Let me guess. Rocket up AH, red by morning.
[+17] u/Apollo948: Breaking: Jenson says it was all a joke and they never even made chips
[+17] u/the_mind_goblin1: Way too many retards bought hella OTM calls for this to really pump. Myself included.
[+16] u/IndependentUsual7444: You cannot legitimately think NVDA will miss
[+16] u/Bichael-Murry: CANT WAIT FOR EARNINGS CALL, MY $50 NVDA FRACTIONAL SHARE IS ON THE LINE
[+16] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Release the NVDA files
[+16] u/Apollo948: Nvidia bombed Iran?!?
[+15] u/Emilio___Molestevez: mods ban every user posting false results
[+15] u/Dry_Bar_4965: I saw the DUMP on $NVDA and opened Indeed to look for a job but it pumped back up and I closed the window.
[+15] u/vandammes: THE AMOUNTS OF MONEY THAT IS CIRCULING RIGHT NOW IS TOTALLY BONKERS LMFAO
[+15] u/FabulousLanguage6216: You have to be a greedy retard to buy a 6 trillion company in a bubble
[+14] u/BiggieMoe01: Here’s what’s gonna happen:
NVDA crushes earnings. Jensen mentions the increasing memory costs and shortage of memory (looking at you MU and SNDK). Jensen gives a shoutout to partners like NBIS and NOK.
Tech sector tanks 5%.
[+14] u/justanaveragejoe520: I’m here to see if 600k guy made it to tendy land
[+14] u/Bichael-Murry: deep down you know it's a joke company, no serious company reports at 4:20....
[+14] u/upvx: imagine being the guy with 600K on the line with a 2dte IV crush earnings gamble.
[+14] u/Yonderbeyonder: RIP 600k NVDA calls guy
[+14] u/Positive-Rise5145: NVDA is gonna end up motherfucking flat isn't it
[+13] u/ShrimpieAC: Everyone lock in for the shitshow
[+13] u/astromouse2024: RELEASE THE NVDA FILES
[+13] u/AngieBumper: CHINA BUYS 10 TRILLION BLACKWELLS
[+13] u/fredditf: Nvidia $NVDA
Q1’27 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS
🔹 Revenue: $81.6B (Est. $78.8B-$79.2B) 🟢; +85% YoY
🔹 Adj. EPS: $1.87 (Est. $1.75-$1.78) 🟢; +140% YoY
🔹 Data Center Revenue: $75.2B (Est. $73B) 🟢; +92% YoY
🔹 Adj Gross Margin: 75.0% (Est. 74.5%) 🟢
Q2 Guide:
🔹 Revenue: $91.0B +/- 2% (Est. $87.2B) 🟢
🔹 Non-GAAP Gross Margin: 75.0% +/- 50 bps
🔹 Non-GAAP OpEx: ~$8.3B
🔹 NVIDIA is not assuming any Data Center compute revenue from China in its outlook
FY27 Guide:
🔹 GAAP & Non-GAAP Tax Rate: 16.0%-18.0%, excluding discrete items and material changes to NVIDIA’s tax environment
Segment Performance:
🔹 Compute Revenue: $60.4B (Est. $61.0B) 🔴; +77% YoY
🔹 Networking Revenue: $14.8B (Est. $12.8B) 🟢; +199% YoY
🔹 Edge Computing: $6.4B; +10% QoQ, +29% YoY
🔹 Data Center Compute: $60.4B; +18% QoQ, +77% YoY
🔹 Data Center Networking: $14.8B; +35% QoQ, +199% YoY
Financials:
🔹 Non-GAAP Operating Income: $53.8B; +147% YoY
🔹 Non-GAAP OpEx: $7.4B; +49% YoY
🔹 Non-GAAP Net Income: $45.5B; +139% YoY
🔹 Free Cash Flow: $48.6B
🔹 Cash & Cash Equivalents: $13.2B
🔹 Short-Term Debt: $1.0B
🔹 Long-Term Debt: $7.5B
Capital Return:
🔹 Shareholder Returns: ~$20.0B in Q1 through repurchases and dividends
🔹 Remaining Buyback Authorization: $38.5B at quarter-end
🔹 Additional Authorization: $80.0B approved, without expiration
🔹 Dividend: Increased from $0.01/share to $0.25/share
Commentary:
🔸 “The buildout of AI factories — the largest infrastructure expansion in human history — is accelerating at extraordinary speed.”
🔸 “Agentic AI has arrived, doing productive work, generating real value and scaling rapidly across companies and industries.”
🔸 “NVIDIA is uniquely positioned at the center of this transformation as the only platform that runs in every cloud, powers every frontier and open source model, and scales everywhere AI is produced — from hyperscale data centers to the edge.”
[+13] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: 600k guy heart barcoding rn too
[+13] u/HarryBallZach812: How fast are you going back-and-forth between Robin Hood and Reddit? Lmao
[+12] u/A10cc: # TOLD YOU GUYS TO NOT BE EXIT LIQUIDITY.
[+12] u/SalemKinkTrials: Holy shit jensen just whipped it out
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: lol, priced in at 5.5T huh
Who would’ve thought
[+12] u/mahodis: Earnings per share: $1.87 vs 1.76 estimated
Revenue: $81.62 billion vs $78.86 billion
[+12] u/baconography: Welp, there goes my banbet.
See me in a week, retards.
[+11] u/LawngClaw17: I don’t want to be dramatic but if nvidia tanks after earnings I’ll kill myself
[+11] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Yo where's the dude with the 500k 2DTE calls on NVIDIA?!
[+11] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: down 16k on buying SPX 0dtes at the top :/
i belong here
[+11] u/stuntondeezh0es: Get ready for NVDA to beat the shit out of earnings and then dump -8% tomorrow
[+11] u/Think-Cobbler-8797: Yet remember, if NVDA gains 5% it’ll be back at the level it was a few days ago
[+11] u/BrownDog42069: how many of yall have ever busted a nut at work? upvote if yes downvote if no.
this is for an official personal project so please be truthful tia
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #Jensen will sacrifice a bear on live TV LMAO🤌
[+11] u/Euphoric_Regret_2030: Whole economy hanging from the balls of nvda
[+11] u/Sick0h: Release the Jenstein files!
[+11] u/Burger_Gouger: Jensen comes out in a fake leather jacket. Pulls off his face and reveals it’s a deepseek AI bot.
NVDA to 0
[+11] u/Kooky-Parfait-2706: It's time, the entire market is hanging on this ER
[+11] u/Big-Routine222: How many of you gambled your rent on NVIDIA?
[+11] u/Dawnoftheman: Wall Street is so dumb lol .
Literally happens every Nvda earnings
[+11] u/ThanksDependent1001: Gotta love the fake dump
[+11] u/Initial_Ad_9250: But somehow the theta gang returned 🤮
[+10] u/ZYHUA: I CALLED THE TOP
I HAVE NOT CALLED A BOTTOM YET
LET THAT SINK IN
[+10] u/tzuica_de_mar: jensen about to announce they're buying antarctica for data centers
[+10] u/boraboca: I’m from future NVDA double beats and raises guidances. -5%
[+10] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Intuit triple beat and raise and stock -20% 🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/kodaksdad2020: NVDA waiting till 5 is a cuck job
[+10] u/CallmeWooki: When numbers funny leather jacket guy
[+10] u/Dakhnas: Market destruction initiated. Please stand by while your account is getting liquidated ...
[+10] u/ateranol: My portfolio is hanging on the jenstein files
[+10] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Who needs sports when you have stonks
[+10] u/nknk_3: NVIDIA huge miss. Jensen fleeing the country
[+10] u/A10cc: # NVDA BOOSTED DIVIDEND PAYMENTS BY 2400% LMAO
[+10] u/ckami_91: People thought Nvidia was going to move a trillion dollars in the aftermarket
LMFAOOO
[+9] u/infinitewaters107: In about a few minutes, many of you will find out whether you are about to get divorced or not.
[+9] u/A10cc: # NVDA earnings is always so boring. "we made xx billions, agentic token datacenter chips, partnerships blah blah, stock buyback."
[+9] u/Prestigious_Key1755: I made $1013.93 today.
[+9] u/Admirable-Panda-4632: what time are nvda earnings released
[+9] u/GoProVI: I’m sitting on the toilet watching the earnings so if they dump so do I
[+9] u/CPA-hole: Market treats NVDA earnings like FOMC now
[+9] u/ozarkabottle: before the pandemic i was out and having fun with friends and had zero interest in the stock market. after the pandemic i'm watching nvda earnings like it's the superbowl
[+9] u/gcko: It’s way too bullish in here even for you regards.
I’m scurred
[+9] u/LarsTarkas: Holy shit. Jensen jorking his shit for investors before earning!
[+9] u/ScytherDOTA: Nvidia double beats, now lets drop -5%
[+9] u/Terrible-Deer1398: 600k donated to the hedgies
[+9] u/LoathedOne: Everybody have their leather jackets ready?
[+9] u/onDetop: yall ngas ready for judgement?
[+9] u/way2lazy4u: first move is fake second move is gay
[+9] u/Acrobatic_Ad1137: The nvidia classic nothing burger
[+8] u/Legendary-Lemon: If NVDA fails it will cook the entire US market in a week
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/NOMERCYDLKH made a bet that INTU would go to 375.0 within **1 hour** when it was 385.98 and it did, congrats autist.
Their record is now 14 wins and 7 losses
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[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: #CAN’T TALK. GOONING
[+8] u/regardus_maximus: jensen gooning so hard rn
[+8] u/99Fan: Bets are now closed
Godspeed fellow regards
[+8] u/hv876: Jensen deciding which leather jacket to wear before hopping on the rocket.
[+8] u/yomama_yodaddy: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO U BASTARDS
[+8] u/NHLBro: EARNINGS CANT BE BAD IF YOU DONT REPORT THEM
[+8] u/MansBarelyHot: Imagine buying nvda at 5.5T mkt cap 😂😂😂
[+8] u/Swimming-Cupcake7041: come on jensen, you can do it
pave the way, put your back into it
tell us why, show us how
look at where you came from, look at you now
[+8] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: NVDA needs to full invest in AI porn to keep this run going
[+8] u/CerebrumMortuus: Leather jacket is being buffed just give him a minute
[+8] u/edgarfroeseisALIVE: NVDA TO ACQUIRE THE WHOLE STOCK MARKET!!!
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Anybody’s trash ass iPhone overheating from having hood and Reddit open at the same time
[+8] u/Ok-Entrepreneur8479: !banbet NVDA +6.0% 2h
[+8] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Fake earnings posters are actual bottom feeders
[+8] u/manlymatt83: !banbet NVDA +6.0% 2h
[+8] u/John-AtlasGames: SANTA CLARA, Calif.,May 20, 2026(GLOBE NEWSWIRE) --NVIDIA(NASDAQ: NVDA) today reported record revenue for the first quarter endedApril 26, 2026, of$81.6 billion, up 20% from the previous quarter and up 85% from a year ago.
For the quarter, GAAP and non-GAAP gross margins were 74.9% and 75.0%, respectively.
For the quarter, GAAP and non-GAAP earnings per diluted share were$2.39and$1.87, respectively.
[+8] u/Legendary-Lemon: Breaking NEWS: NVDA to develop a HENTAI ROBOT to be distributed with every GPU they sell
[+8] u/sjtomcat: Dude with 600k 2DTE calls on NVDA is absolutely cooked what a retard
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: NVDA only chip stock that dumps on a beat and raise lmao
[+8] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: oh shit it’s dumping
[+8] u/Swimming-Cupcake7041: beat all over. market expected more beat, so it dumps.
[+8] u/isolated-cat: imagine if it reverses in 30 mins when live call starts
[+8] u/prezzie2728: here comes the pump after the dump before the next dump
[+8] u/mahodis: This is going to 237 tomorrow
[+8] u/Sick0h: That’s dudes 600k in calls was basically 0 there for a moment
[+8] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Kinda sad NVDA didn’t rip on this news…
Record revenue of $81.6 billion, up 85% from a year ago Record Data Center revenue of $75.2 billion, up 92% from a year ago
NVIDIA announces $80.0 billion additional share repurchase authorization and increases its quarterly cash dividend from $0.01 per share to $0.25 per share
[+8] u/ScytherDOTA: 2400% DIVIDEND INCREASE.
Whales about to bust up the cap of the inflation even higher jesus. wtf
[+8] u/wyudtix: **NOTHING EVER HAPPENS 😐**
[+8] u/Reynhart: I bought 1 share of NVDA because I wanted to ride a roller coaster and I am not disappoint
[+8] u/OG_L0c: Jensen better sign some boobies today
[+7] u/yeedub: I'm so fucking scared right now
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: If NVDA misses, Jensen is **BANNED** from Taipei
And by extension, all of Orange County
[+7] u/Mother_Airline8301: Best kind of entertainment, no matter the outcome.
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/HuskersMakeMeSad made a bet that INTU would go to 400.0 within **1 hour** when it was 385.54 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses
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[+7] u/Total_Schedule591: Get ready for the end or beginning of your new bologna diet 🐥
[+7] u/EnvironmentalAir8771: Nvidia take us to the promise land , green af tomorrow spy ath for sure
[+7] u/kriegkopf: ride or die with jensen
[+7] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: Bet we go up 2% after hours and then dump 5% tomorrow at open
[+7] u/silver0199: Tonight we ride to Valhalla or Wendy's!
[+7] u/madhewprague: !banbet NVDA +20% 1w
[+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #WE WILL BE FINE (Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, emotional) for NVDA earnings
[+7] u/kemar7856: Jensen is cooking the books
[+7] u/sp2802: good nvda earnings meaning the market goes down. War truce announcement tonight means the market goes up. By the start of the trading day tomorrow both cancel out each other and stays flats for the rest of the week. I wish I am not correct.
[+7] u/Andthesuch: Remember last NVDA earnings when they beat and then the stock dumped? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
[+7] u/Practical-Health3455: How much time for release? It's getting unbearably nervy in here.
[+7] u/wildcat1055: Pre-market open tomorrow +1% or down -1%
Nothing in between
[+7] u/PlasticBirds: BREAKING: Nvidia made Anime real
[+7] u/Stack_Johnson: $600k NVDA calls guy having a literal heart attack rn 😂
[+7] u/Wild_Meeting_9650: first move always fake
[+7] u/zg44: Typical NVDA beat by $2-2.5bn as they've done every quarter since 2023.
Market was probably expecting more given the craze with storage companies.
[+7] u/LoathedOne: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING
[+7] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Anyone with options just lost all their money. Calls or puts doesn’t matter
[+7] u/str8rippinfartz: well that dude is about to lose 600k
[+7] u/account_not_active: 600k guy not ded yet
[+7] u/spluff94: NVDA did good wtf are you smoking you retards?
[+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: WSB BE LIKE:
**You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave**
[+7] u/RoninKnight17: Crazy to say this but all time highs tomorrow
[+6] u/trsx5: If for whatever reason NVDA misses, just short the market. lol
[+6] u/sadguy__: Idk if its just me but 1 stock deciding the fate of the whole market says a lot about the market, and its not good
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: Uh oh, based on the comments, this can’t be good
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #NVDA decided not to release earnings LMAO🤌
[+6] u/BeefNBroccoli2: !banbet NVDA -2.0% 2h
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: SPY goes to $456 in 3, 2, 1…
[+6] u/BearContra: NVDA opens at 240 or above. I got puts.
[+6] u/violet_evergarden8: Literally so nervous i want to shit so bad
[+6] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: NVDA EARNING IS OUT NOW
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Here goes nothing lmao
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: #Greeeen Giant, Ho🥒Ho🥒Hoo🥒🥒
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: Black swan event just HAPPENED HOLY
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Good luck gamblers. I got no balls so not bets for me
[+6] u/False_Maintenance903: IM LEATHER JACKETED TO THE TIT
[+6] u/wildcat1055: I'm hedging my $5k NVDA calls with a single QQQ put at -10%
This is financial advice.
[+6] u/megaxanx: if we hit $250 im buying everyone in chat a lambo
[+6] u/Illustrious95: This is the highlight of my week what has my life come to
[+6] u/isolated-cat: what if NVDA stayed flat after earnings and killed options on both sides
[+6] u/PlentyArmy2411: Send memory stocks back to the moon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/strombollimaker545: Someone leak the EPS already
[+6] u/MansBarelyHot: NVDA Fuck me hard plz
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: The company that manages its orders via allocations / order book with demand so high their order book is full
That’s the company you think is going to miss?
They literally know what they’re gonna sell next quarter 2-3 quarters in advance
[+6] u/SalemKinkTrials: Imagine being at work refreshing some chud sub waiting for Nvidia earnings numbers
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: 1 hour till total bootyhole annihilation
[+6] u/ryzetard: people really think that double beat dictates the move
its basically priced in.
algos wait for guidance and margins
[+6] u/gimmethatdough: Sorry nvda earnings moved to next week, rain check
[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: https://polymarket.com/event/nvda-quarterly-earnings-nongaap-eps-05-20-2026-1pt77
Relax guys. 97% chance to beat
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: 3 minutes, hold my hands please
[+6] u/Mnmsaregood: NVDA bought by GameStop
[+6] u/empty-bensen: INTU was literally decimated at close
[+6] u/PristineDiscount3208: massive beat, per usual
[+6] u/NoodHigga69: My favorite word starts with N and ends with A
[+6] u/Plastic-Ad-8085: First move is fake…right , right?????
[+6] u/A10cc: # NVDA BOOSTING DIVIS LMAO.
# DIVIDEND INVESTORS BE HAPPY LMAO.
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: Lmao 4-4 with beat and dump
[+6] u/Master-Stranger8908: https://preview.redd.it/bptjrklxpc2h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26cf6c50f8cb2f24b41d98b3be9a64c10646b128
[+6] u/the_prophetor_1: \-3% and still dropping, GUH
[+6] u/Treverer: Am I too regarded for my life or why is everybody talking about how NVDA beat earnings, isn’t it at 5pm so in 40 minutes in central Europoor?
[+6] u/Chrg88: Just witnessed two La Fitness hoopers watching NVIDIA results on the TV while waiting for a game. Top is in
[+6] u/dablackpantha: Craziest V ive ever seen
[+6] u/SigTauDan: The regards panic sold. Now, pump it.
[+6] u/diego_tomato: dumb bears celebrating early like always
[+6] u/account_not_active: you all owe 600k guy an earnest apology.
[+6] u/Few_Entertainer_5523: Shout out to the guy that said the first move is fake and gay
[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: "SIKE! That's the wrong number!" - Jensen
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/Lavender_Field17 made a bet that NVDA would go to 217.09 within **1 day** when it was 223.81 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+6] u/nemo_hoesss: First move is fake…. I hope
[+6] u/Illustrious95: Deep down we all know this will be anticlimactic as fuck
[+6] u/North-bound: NVDA: green
QQQ: -0.2%
Nice
[+6] u/OrionJohnson: I like my women like I like my NVDA stock, swinging violently between extremes and destroying trillions in wealth.
[+6] u/Stryker9110: JENSEN HUANG IS MY ASIAN DADDY
[+6] u/thatavengersguy: Flat = bols won. Bers total fuk from everywhere
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: ndva forget to report or what?
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: come on leather dude, release the fake numbers already
[+5] u/Illustrious95: Nvda please don't miss earnings i have bet everything i have
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Guys, they will beat and we will still drop 2-4%. How do you not know this?
[+5] u/davidbigham: NVDA If the guidance is bad, just dont release the guidance like Tim apple. be smart.
[+5] u/eskimoboob: I am going into NVDA earnings like a cheap hooker. No protection at all
EDIT: I have aids
EDIT2: I’m cured
[+5] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: If you dont have nvda calls are you even regarded?
[+5] u/puts_every_day: We always need to wait for NVDA earnings 30min. Why cant they release at close, like a normal person?
[+5] u/bubbasnub: ! banbet NVDA - 10% in 2D
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: Jensen should say "we working on something big" and then just never bring it up again but the market will edge itself for months and send the stock to 300
[+5] u/ripcord51: WE ARE ABOVE THE BONDI LINE!!!!
[+5] u/Bcider: WOWzers. NVIDIA filing for bankruptcy.
[+5] u/FatShort888: Market is closed ARE YOU READY TO GET MOLESTED?
[+5] u/TreGet234: Please announce a severe usb stick shortage 🙏
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: Glasses Jacket Shirt. Call me glasses jacket and shirt man. - Jensen
[+5] u/Dritzz-9966: I AM NOT INTU IT ANYMORE! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: Everyone sit and be patient in the NVDA waiting room
[+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: They won’t but just imagine a fucking miss
[+5] u/lococommotion: I thought it was 4pm earnings
[+5] u/llamaflocka: Welcome to the Waiting Room™️
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: I can’t look. Is it over yet
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Doing lines with jensen rn hbu
[+5] u/tsunamiwaves_: Intuit getting killed my goodness
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: I live for this shit
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Don’t really care about earnings. I’m in nvda for the dividend.
[+5] u/Spiritual_Candy_7041: Drop after earnings then ATH
[+5] u/Extreme_Marketing865: I'll be a long term investor soon.
[+5] u/JafarFromAfar2: https://x.com/barakravid/status/2057184452116173021?s=46
This is literally just the status quo, except with a new 30 day deadline attached. And if/when it gets released or leaked, oil will probably drop 10% because why the fuck not.
[+5] u/Confident-Window4928: Why don’t the people who already know the company’s earnings report just fill port calls or puts? Are they regarded?
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: #Nvidia NO!!!
Nvidia: “what, I’m still basically flat for today?”
“sorry force of habit”
[+5] u/skychief99: Bend over and spread wide. LMAO
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: The NVDA files are on my desk
[+5] u/wolfenstein734: Im freaking out. Full ported NVDA puts like an hour ago
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Jensen in his golden bathroom taking golden shit right now LMAO🤌
[+5] u/dFrame3070: I need NVDA to beat or I’m fucking ruined
[+5] u/AngieBumper: HOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
[+5] u/Superente_: NVDIA beats = SPY 760 tomorrow. I am a bear, but this euphoria is so euphoric it is going to pump
[+5] u/skychief99: Your small dick is priced into earnings.
[+5] u/JohnnyMadrid: !banbet NVDA -10.0% 1W
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: Got my leather jacket on ready to jack it
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: NVDA to announce extra ai credits for Claude chat for lonely men to roleplay as baddies .
[+5] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Bought 10 MU shares on margin, wise decision?
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: 4 inches is average!!! I’m top Peener analyst at Oldman Sacks
[+5] u/Redsirr: Tomorrow will be shrek green dick King Kong day
[+5] u/Vasuuuuu: Jokes on you, I already -30%ed my port before NVDA earnings 😎
[+5] u/Legitimate-Drink614: A pigeon just pooped on his Jacket
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: first move fake, never forget
[+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: Uhm oh my god please no
[+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: Why’d he need to buy 600k calls and post it HERE HE CURSED US ALL
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Dog closing eyes dot gif
[+5] u/PlentyArmy2411: Maybe i shouldn't have bought 20k of shares before close. Gg boys
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #NVDA just went bankrupt LMAO🤌
[+5] u/vermilli21: That 600k yolo got is absolutely fucking cooked
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: Its gonna V, dont kid urself
[+5] u/NoInspection2921: Both NVDA Bulls and Bears gonna get IV crushed.
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/imperialdragonxp made a bet that NVDA would go to 217.16 within **4 hours** when it was 223.88 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: Then attack on Iran - no deal and we can start free fall
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ITS OVER
[+5] u/cashivyy: Its just gonna v again tomorrow yall , the same thing everyday
[+5] u/peanut-britle-latte: Wonder how 600K guy is doing
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: numbers were good too
[+5] u/Vasuuuuu: Watch NVDA and spy open at 1 Billion tomorrow morning
[+5] u/Oldschoolhype2: Same happened to aapl before call.
[+5] u/dFrame3070: NVDA shit the bed so hard it woke up the neighbors
[+5] u/refrigeratorsHD: I thought this time it was gonna be different
[+5] u/wildcat1055: 🥭: Forget Iran, bomb that Jensen guy
[+5] u/Mnmsaregood: NVDA back to the price it was 5 days ago
[+5] u/SergeantThreat: Glad I don’t have 600k riding on this
[+5] u/str8rippinfartz: and the winner from NVDA earnings is... theta gang
[+5] u/LegolasofMirkwood: First move is fake you fucking retards lmao
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: OH SHIT ITS TRYING ITS BEST TO LIVE
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: Oh my God, it’s NVDA rebounding with a steel chair to beat the bears back into their cave for good!
[+5] u/thevolxme: The billions being thrown around rn is actually disgusting
[+5] u/Affectionate_Fan_617: Remember when AMD dropped 5% to be back up 15% 10 minutes later??
[+5] u/astromouse2024: ‘Nvda had a stellar quarter! I should sell all of my shares!’ 🤡
[+5] u/Andthesuch: Watch it go flat and theta fuck everyone lol
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Nvdia to 340 tomorrow
[+5] u/Double_Persimmon_789: Damm nvidia even increased dividends for once from 0.01 to .25
[+5] u/Leaveittoybot: This shit gonna be flat tomorrow lmao.
[+5] u/Rajiiin: Ber max extinction event
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Jensen Guided up 10 billy for next Q?
I’m supposed to believe amd was the rational underpriced one running up 100% apparently
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Told my buddy NVDA declared bankruptcy and he actually believed it and slightly panicked. Gotta pick some smarter people to joke around with
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: It’s going to skyrocket back up.
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: 25 cents in dividends
[+5] u/Fine-Will: None of it matters until the actual call, see you tards in a bit.
[+5] u/goldenlamp: 25 cent dividend lets gooo
[+5] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: This is fucking INSANE
[+5] u/jarMburger: I got short puts on AMD, need to hold the line just til Friday
[+5] u/Few_Entertainer_5523: Edge computing - when the sex robot edges you
[+165] u/CD274: Who tf sold NVDA at 216
[+150] u/laddie78: Fuck your puts, fuck your calls
Jensens got you by the balls
[+124] u/Poptart_Salad: Wow NVDA beat, no one could have possibly seen this coming.
[+83] u/NoProfessional4650: Where’s the guy that said he’d suck everyone’s dick if NVDA went green post earnings? LMAO
[+74] u/Leading-Future6691: Let’s go .. 230 next
[+62] u/AlpacaDream7: Will NVDA finally pump again after an earnings
[+43] u/suicidalducky: Did the bulls who made money made this month waste it all on Nvidia calls???
[+39] u/Intelligent_Heat451: # NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+37] u/Dry_Ball2539: NVDA expands consciousness, NVDA is essential for space travel.
[+34] u/dddman85: Please I need nvda to be 260
[+30] u/Significant_Speed854: Sold my APLD calls at close, AMA. Besides for how depressed I feel.
[+29] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Jensen really didn’t want the post earnings sell off again, huge share buyback and huge increase in dividends
[+27] u/LumpyShock9656: 80B dollars in buybacks and 0.25 EPS monster stuff
[+26] u/ithastogoupfromhere: NVDA flat after earnings means I will increase my SaaS- and quantum positions
[+20] u/NoProfessional4650: Jensen need you to name drop MU
[+18] u/optionsCone: All this benefits MU
[+17] u/chewks: # RIP 600K NVDA CALL GUY.
[+15] u/anakin12: Well RIP my shorts those results are insane
[+13] u/hey-coffee-eyes: Jensen and Jerome ought to start a band or make a craft beer or something
[+13] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Wow both puts and calls will be worthless tomorrow
[+13] u/All_FIREdUp: You know, with every year being hotter than the last…I’m sure as fuckin hell glad I’m in my 30’s right now.
Last helicopter out of Saigon shit. Swear to god we are the last few generations to live the outlandish fucking abundance life.
I don’t believe in a sudden collapse but I sure as shit believe society will devolve into its next dark ages over the next few hundred years.
Maybe it’s because I just toured the Roman baths but think about how crazy advanced the Roman Empire was. It slowly devolved into the Mideival, disease ridden, and superstitious part of history.
We have it all right now. You were born into the best part of humanity’s entire history into a world of abundance that you can’t even fathom because it’s all you’ve known. Despite the shittiness that you think there is.
Just fucking wait until 100 years from now when large swathes of the Earth are uninhabitable during most of the year, crops can’t grow, and our fucking population has had to migrate North to have a survivable climate.
Goddamn we’ve cocked it all up 😅
You’re alive in the golden times of humanity right now. You’re post WWI and WWII, have insane technology in your palm, by and large a peaceful globe (and yes, I know there are horrible wars going on. But not anything on the level of The Great War), can walk into a grocery store and have anything you could possibly want, etc. etc.
Anyway, here’s your fries. Sorry for the wait sir!
[+11] u/Ok_Cost_793: Alexa, play whiplash by Metallica
[+11] u/akunisg: jensen: hyperscaler capex only gonna grow
reporter: but how?
hyperscalers: half stock half cash
[+11] u/kmank2l13: Lmfao at Nvidia staying completely flat
[+11] u/AdExtension3875: Those 600k are cooked huh?
[+11] u/Kitchen-Assist-6645: Who bought that dip?
[+10] u/Grymninja: Jensen pls suck off NBIS during guidance
[+10] u/stonetrade: The dividend bros gonna love this
[+10] u/EnginrA: Wait some guy really bought 600k in NVDA calls?
[+10] u/Over-Celebration-168: Nvda was already priced in. Might dump tomorrow.
[+10] u/crab_people_now: Feeling pretty decent about SPY calls into tomorrow since NVDA didn’t delete the economy
[+10] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Rooftop koreans better show up and pump DRAM
[+10] u/music_is_gud: I feel bad for the 600k nvda yolo guy.
What a fucking regard.
[+10] u/mighty_sys_admin: remember, the first move is fake
[+10] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: NOooOooOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[+9] u/caprividog: Melissa Lee wants to know about edging?
[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: Finally reddit is showing live comments
[+9] u/Tommyd023: JUST TELL ME YOU NEED MORE MEMORY THAN WE COULD CURRENTLY PRODUCE IN 40,000 YEARS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+9] u/Spy300: >U.S. TREASURYS CAN BEHAVE MORE LIKE RISK ASSETS DURING INFLATIONARY SHOCKS: NOMURA ASSET MANAGEMENT INTERNATIONAL
😮
[+9] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Fucking RKLB pulled an ASTS. Fuckin shit. Fucking cunts
Dilution
[+9] u/doctad92: the cope here is insane
[+9] u/InitialPsychology731: Jensen not signing any tits today
[+9] u/BeepBoopDep: I need Jensen to whisper "MU 1000 EOM" right now.
[+9] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: completely optional activities:
* cave diving
* buying puts
* top 1% commenter
[+9] u/apurimac777: Imagine NVDA with TSLA's PE
Jenson could just straight up buy the S&P
[+9] u/v0xb0x_: the IV crush tomorrow is gonna be epic
[+8] u/AltcoinTraderNy: Thank you papa Huang
[+8] u/rnd_investor_1: NVDA earnings are actually sooo good, much better than last two quarters where the stock didn't react positively. This will be up big, if not tomorrow, definitely 1-3 months going forward.
[+8] u/pooterssssssssss: RKLB DILUTION NOOOOOOOOOOO!! why????!
[+8] u/Czyzzle: When does NVDA report?
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: Flat means moon tomorrow. And yes, i am cope hard af rn lol
[+8] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Wake me up when he says memory
[+7] u/xeuropa: 80 Billion buyback and increased dividend from .01 to 25 cents😮💨😮💨😮💨
[+7] u/Vlisa: Comments broken are proof RDDT deserved to be -5% today.
[+7] u/claytondpark: "The filing disclosed that SpaceX generated $18.67 billion in revenue last year, with its first quarter revenue reaching $4.69 billion. The company reported an operating loss of $1.94 billion in the first quarter."
IPO valuing at $1.7 trn, what a joke!
[+7] u/I_pop_Jardiance: See this glitch? This is why Reddit stock is in the crapper.
[+7] u/Sufficient_Nose629: NVDA 250 by Friday, you can't keep this gorilla caged for too long!
King King ain't got nothing on me! 🦍
[+7] u/gh0st-33: The guy with the 600K calls should’ve given it to me instead
[+7] u/Millertimeeeee: Jensen keep speaking it’s working!!!!!!
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: omg we're back, REPLACE THESE REDDIT SOFTWARE ENGINEERS WITH AI ALREADY
[+7] u/yolo_astronaut: Early April: “Freak out and sell everything.”
Late April: “It’s the AI gold rush. U bought, right?”
Mid May: “Too euphoric, huge crash incoming.”
[+7] u/le_pedal: Ya'll talking about NVDA like something happened. Shit is totally flat...?
[+7] u/NoProfessional4650: Puts on Reddit fucking wtf
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: PAMP IT MU, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR 🙏🦅
[+7] u/housemouse431: would be wild if nvda indeed ended up 5 percent green overnight
[+7] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Thank god I sold my Nvidia calls would have just lost on theta lol
[+7] u/Snowman33001: Has anyone noticed your paycheck doesn’t go as far as it used to?
[+7] u/NewDawn101: SpaceX going to 5T with 18b revenue
[+7] u/Cav829: Some day people are going to learn Nvidia is easy to predict since all their major customers report before them.
[+7] u/ai___________: No one asks a question about memory? wtf is this
[+7] u/svpa3991: Deep down I knew there would be no movement but I still wanted to feel something
[+7] u/NoProfessional4650: YOU USELESS ANALYST FUCKS ASK ABOUT MEMORY
[+7] u/Grouchy-Drink5617: And if my auntie had balls she’d be my uncle
[+6] u/Kn0kkelmann: Hahahahhahahaa green fu gey bers
[+6] u/Typical_Tank_4674: If NVDA doesn’t open red tomorrow, bears just hibernate through summer
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: NVDA correlates with my blood pressure. Fucking hell.
[+6] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Reddit needs to steal more user data to fix their servers.
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Finally dogshit ass website going down during the most important event in human history.
How else am I supposed to rage about NVDA being radioactive to the market regardless of how good their report?
[+6] u/tika_dengu: War on hold for SpaceX IPO
[+6] u/eskhalaf: Lmao never play NVDA for earnings
[+6] u/drankleanonce: rklb big sell on spacex ipo filing???
[+6] u/Derek_the_Red: Honestly that NVDA dividend alone is going to get me $2,000 a year. Thats a nice bonus.
[+6] u/MoodClassic6730: IF NVDA DOESN'T STAY ABOVE 220 I AM GOING TO BE RUINED
[+6] u/Frozen_Shades: Me: That's overpriced.
Also Me: *Buys it.*
[+6] u/fewthingsarerelated: Quick Jensen, just say you're pivoting the entire company to AI shoes and PUMP THIS SHIT
[+6] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Great RKLB had about a 3.8% dilution, which means MMs dump it 4x. Fuck
[+6] u/Invest_and_ballout: How is NVDA in the red after blockbuster quarter
[+6] u/JellyfishFestival: NVDA announcing a $80B buyback and multiplying the (tiny) dividend 25x
Total top line revenues were 'only' around $90B
Where's the money left for operations, R&D, marketing, raw materials, the plumber to clean the bathrooms, Jensen's new jacket, and so on?
[+6] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: RDDT down today and then it’s servers took a shit. Why did I buy this piece of shit stock.
[+6] u/captain_casino: Someone on this god damn call say memory already
[+6] u/Jazzlike_Cheek_4495: uff. 600k guy is smoked.
[+6] u/DJ_LilSmoke: Jensen replacing shareholders with AI
[+6] u/CD274: RKLB drop due to $3b offering
[+6] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Jensen’s voice is the Bob Ross of AI. A happy little AI agent here and there.
[+6] u/Xzlk: Analysts ask a fucking memory bottleneck question it’s not that hard
[+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: Cmon Jensen tell them you got to go because Xi is calling to place an order
[+6] u/Historical_Count_360: Calling it now I think NVDA ends up pumping off these earnings but then everyone gets fucked on macro when bombs fly tonight
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Stop derisking please. I full ported NVDA calls because the bols told me to
^(/s)
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: nvda crushed earnings!!
[+5] u/King_Stova: How is MU moving exactly like NVDA lmao this is comical
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: NVDA gonna set new ATHs
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: So they beat earnings they confirm a buyback increased their dividend and raise their guidance yet it’s down
[+5] u/chewks: # RIP 600K NVDA CALL GUY.
[+5] u/Future_Light_8571: Anyone else’s thread messed up?
[+5] u/unique_ptr: Wtf is going on with the thread
[+5] u/jerm2z: Jensen a fan of Zendaya confirmed, because NVDA is flat as fuck!
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: It's a bull market and I'm a genius!
[+5] u/Lazy_Acanthisitta729: Puts on reddit. Feels like comments section is always b0rked
[+5] u/CBme08: Can someone call Jensen and tell him to pump it to 240 by Friday. Thanks
[+5] u/theineffablebob: damn Colette fucked up missing those 5 cents
[+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Collette just got sent to time out by Jensen.
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: what are the chances the 600k yolo sold on the 26 spike
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: leather jacket man increasing dividend payment by 25x. nvda confirmed boomer bait. growth is over.
[+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Jensen could read my grandma’s pecan pie recipe, and it would add market cap to NVDA. The man can spin things.
[+5] u/fewthingsarerelated: Today is gonna be the day
That they read the Q1 revenue
By now you should've somehow
Realized what the Blackwells do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about this stock now
[+5] u/Total-Savings6385: Wtf was that with RKLB
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: RDDT said the n word
[+5] u/ez399017: Gonna need a question about how much memory you need and how $MU is far superior to the garbage they make in Korea
[+5] u/Nickzpic: So… nvda flat. Classic
[+5] u/_Netgirth: A girlfriend would be nice, really just someone to hold me once a quarter before nvidia earnings. Some gentle rocking would be nice too
[+5] u/Coda70: I’m eating a big arch at McDonald’s. It’s basically a big Mac with a more substantial, toasted bun. Extrapolate your investment advice from this as you please.
[+5] u/Willing-Angle-2203: how is it 2026 and elon cuck is still taking seriously. Perfect representation that we live in a dystopia. How the fuck is "SPCX" going to IPO at trillion dollar + valuation.... aaah
[+5] u/Josepth_Blowsepth: Thank you to whoever bought my NVDA 237.50 calls. I will spend your money on depressed hookers and cut blow
[+5] u/AMX_revue: Puts on RDDT shitty platform
[+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: NVDA flatter than my prom date, Selina.
[+5] u/Desperate_Road2152: - priced to perfection
- no movement post earnings
- panic selling tomorrow when market opens
I love wsb
[+5] u/tessie_trades: NBIS AND GOOGLE PLS PUMP NEED MY MONE BACK
[+5] u/im-doing-it-again: Man I tell ya.. a month feels like less than 3 wks
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Green day tomorrow because why not?
[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: Rocket lab bulls buying up that 3 b dilution
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: 600k NVDA guy contracts he bought at $609 each will be worth $485 tmr if NVDA remains constant hopefully market pumps and he doesnt lose
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: If you were to stack $5.5 trillion worth of pennies on top of each other, they would:
- stretch to the sun and back 6 times
- wrap around the earth 22,000 times
- weigh the equivalent of 17 Empire State buildings
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Buffet never played earnings because he considered it gambling. That dude had all the insider info and still refused to play earnings that should tell you how much of a scam this all is.
[+5] u/Snowman33001: I’m building a product that turns bers into bulls.
If you’d like to invest, lmk.
[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: Jensen tossing chalk in the air like lebron
[+5] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: People who got puts on NVDA have loose buttholes. They go hand in hand.
[+5] u/a_human_21: Nvda numbers gonna bad, otherwise they wouldn't have gone to China, read the room kiddos
[+5] u/Willing-Angle-2203: im regarded, is this releasing now or in one hour?
OPEN THE EARNINGS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!
[+5] u/Okami_The_Sun: Whole country economies are based on AI and you think nvidia will miss?
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Didn’t someone post about going all in on INTU calls? LMAO
[+5] u/Luketeiro: First move is always the wrong move....
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Trump is a guest speaker at the Nvidia investor call
[+5] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: Market clenching it's cheeks
[+5] u/yc80s: Red till 2028 here we go
[+5] u/Prestigious_Tax7415: Since everything is red most of the time after NVDA ER surely this time the market makers will know that we know the pattern and everything will be green right? Does that make sense?
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Release yourself from the shackles of NVIDIA
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: I don't know why would anyone buy calls on NVDA, you can sell them tho, theta gang eats
[+5] u/BudweiserSucks: !banbet NVDA 230 24h
[+5] u/Therecanbenopeace: This IS actually gonna trigger 210 isn't it?
[+5] u/dreggers: Flat nvda is fine but why is it affecting other semis
[+5] u/West_Track_9927: NVDA beats on everything raises guidance increases share buybacks 80billion raises dividend stock sells off so regarded but quick everyone go buy POET
[+5] u/Goldguysqueeze: Huge beat no way this drops
[+5] u/jerm2z: Yeah that shit is gonna crawl back down to red
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Never seen a stock just bounce on it so hard like this
[+5] u/aka_crashoverride: Every major chip is going green lol
[+5] u/cynicalsearching: The premature celebrations on NVDA are fun to read .
[+34] u/Apple2o: HOW TO LOSE 600K IN A DAY WITHOUT DIVORCE LMAO 🤌
[+24] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Welcome to the [Longterm bagholder alert](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/vz4Q3UHWm1)
[+22] u/Guapglocksndsticks: https://preview.redd.it/rlheq3h0ed2h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3663cd15ff05158e791f3c5d9e1e290e5159f4e9
[+22] u/gomper: I dont want to own anything from elon.
[+17] u/WSB-mods-are-: Well one thing was confirmed. Reddit servers don't have NVDA cards 😂
[+17] u/Solid-Incident-1163: Ever since I’ve joined this sub all I’ve done is lose money
[+17] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’m down 80K from personal ATH
[+16] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Green by open due to peace deal Iran isn't aware of
[+15] u/gentlesandwich: I wouldnt be surprised if NVIDIA is up +2% in premarket tomorrow.
[+14] u/Arabian_Goggles_: Nvidia flat after earnings is so insanely bullish
[+14] u/Background-Nothing71: I’m so tired and poor
[+14] u/StonksInvesteur: GREEN BY OPEN BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY
[+13] u/nooobbbbtrader134: Believe it or not NVDA 245 by EOD Friday
[+13] u/shindiggaa: 600k NVDA guy will be remembered as one of the greatest GUHs in WSB history
[+13] u/GreatTea3415: dividends and buybacks are “terminal growth” moves. Nvidia is finally done
[+12] u/spellbreaker: That 550k NVDA bet was so so stupid I still can't get over it.
For everyone else dumb enough not to think this through, and in case anyone else is tempted to dump half a mil on NVDA ER: **IN A WORLD WHERE NVDA POPS 5%+ OVERNIGHT, YOU WILL MAKE MUCH MORE MONEY ON AN OTM 1DTE QQQ OR SPY CALL THAN AN NVDA CALL**
 
And also, NVDA hasn't moved strongly positive post-ER in like 2 years. So it's extra stupid.
[+12] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Spacex’s IPO valuation could reach between $1.75 trillion and $2 trillion -forbes
HOLY Sh\*t, and anthropic could go public as well. This year will be crazy.
[+11] u/bendraw: Tonight Jensen will peel off his famous leather jacket, place it in its custom built glowing display case, and slip into his hot tub. He will sip champagne sweeter than any sweet treat you’ve ever tasted. Then he will sigh and mutter under his breath “fuck your calls and puts” while shitposting anonymously on the knitting subreddit.
[+11] u/TipEmpty8429: Man NVDA is a healthy business
[+11] u/Icy-Tea-2954: If you sell NVDA today - you’ve lost all right to complain about wealth disparity in the future
[+11] u/Something3xidk: That guy with the 600k nvda calls is fucked
[+11] u/greyenlightenment: 600k guy was market top
[+11] u/hedwigpanda: Imagine never having discovered options. A stress free life, dedicated to productive hobbies enriching mind and body.
Now you stare like a junkie at lines that go the wrong direction and mourn that salary that could've gone to literally anything better than donating it to someone richer than you.
Anway, spy calls and tsla puts tmrw.
[+11] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Those were probably the last calls I’m buying until after midterms
[+10] u/Jupiter168: Nvidia one of the best conference call
Bravo
The call is not only abt NVDA. It’s abt the whole AI industry n transformation. Anyone interested in investing in NVDA or AI technology, it’s good to take lil time to listen to their call
[+10] u/ten7four: All the people asking why the NVDA earnings beat didn't cause the stock to go up gotta be trolling. I know this sub is retarded but come on
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: That 600k 2DTE NVDA calls guy is so fucked
[+10] u/Noble_Bastard: I used to work with this kid who did admin work for our department (entry level), and he wore a suit everyday. Whenever he was asked why he always said "dress for the job you want, not the job you have".
Pretty sure he's now working behind a Wendy's dumpster, but whatever.
[+10] u/Top-Sir-1215: Time to sell. It’s fucking over
[+10] u/greyenlightenment: nvda 220 is the new 180 for the next 9 months
[+9] u/Psychological_Fly109: Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+9] u/Unhedged-Fund: fuck this I'm buying this V
[+9] u/barelyreadsenglish: 5.4 trillion valuation on the belief ai will be profitable for businesses and capex will never slow down. No one wants a data center built near them and ai regulation will be coming soon.
[+9] u/HeyItsHarpy: excited for the daily korean panic, machines shredding kimchi all over the trade floor
[+9] u/aqjingson: The 7th largest prepaid funeral company in Korea lost over $30 million usd yoloing their funds in a 2x bmnr etf lmao
[+9] u/Own-Cauliflower-6992: Bers, it's time to face facts. Your wife is only with you for that one time every 25 years you time the bubble correctly. Every other day she's fucking her bf. Life of a ber
[+8] u/According_To_Me_: So that means NVDA is starting to become a boomer growth stock
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: How are my MU $750 calls looking boys? 🤑
[+8] u/EthanSenan: Not sure yet but will probably blow my 0DTE gains from today on some 0DTE losses tomorrow
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: Given NVDA ALWAYS dumps after er... could maybe, just maybe this time be different?
[+8] u/PropheticMurmurs: Listen to me very carefully.
Whatever NVDA opens at tomorrow, buy puts 10 points OTM expiring Friday.
You’re welcome.
[+8] u/SoothingWafer: JENSENNNNNNNNN!
\*shakes fist\*
[+8] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: space stocks dropped off a crater , da fuckity fuck is this shit
[+7] u/KundaliniVibes: Friendly reminder that NVDA makes up about 10% of SPY
[+7] u/Ble_h: None of the retard analyst are saying thank you or congratulations to Jensen. Fuck these people.
[+7] u/hvc801: Probably didn't say AI enough times.
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Need to find the next NVIDIA but on a much quicker timeframe. I need to turn $5000 into $500 million by August.
[+7] u/bendraw: It seems kinda obvious, but Nvidia will probably drop a bit in premarket hours, and upon market open, just to drain call holders and then pump because why the fuck not.
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: That makes 5/6 of the last NVDA earnings where selling calls was the right call
[+7] u/ddrsdght: Buy NVDA calls in May and blow 600k
[+7] u/Trizzz-y: She’s helping someone else put it back in
[+7] u/ParticularWarthog319: It’ll be all bought up overnight and back to ATH by Friday. That’s my only hope
[+7] u/Consistent_Chart_664: I fucking hate dilution. I’ve got diluted so many goddamn times, like at least once a week. Was having a great day then rocket lab is like yoink now you’re down 10k in 5 minutes after hours. 💀
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: People really in here thinking that if a stock beats earnings it must go up - even my neighbours dog knew that NVDA would beat
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: Gonna start a submarine exploration tourism company. Will use a PlayStation controller this time.
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: chatgpt prompt "I lost 600k what do I do"
[+7] u/baadllama_ghost: NVDA is basically just gonna fuck every single retard who bought options
the real price will be revealed tomorrow or friday after option holders are dried of every penny
where's that guy who defiantly told me he was buying puts earlier? lol retard
[+7] u/igotherb: Fuck your puts, fuck your calls
\-Crabvidia
[+7] u/PalpitationSmooth992: rate hikes incoming
this market is fucked
short everything
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: Silicon Valley is actually funny
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: Anyone playing NVDA earnings can just send me the money. I have better ways to dispose of it.
[+6] u/andsto2: Nvda could solve world hunger, cure cancer, balance the deficit and it’d still go down at earnings
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: 600k calls dude gonna update us like "unlucky, at least i still have my 20k nvda shares to sell"
[+6] u/InIce1234: Call an Ambulance but not for Bull.
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: I think its MSFT time to shine in coming weeks.
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Sell in AH, Pump in pre-market.
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Afterhours is fake, overnight is fake, premarket is fake. Nothing matters until open tomorrow, and we could easily open at 742 or higher.
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: I will never financially recover from this
[+6] u/Weekly_Cicada_5481: NVDA IS -.50 from this morning fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck
[+6] u/SmoothOperator423: It could be worse, you could’ve put half a million on calls that expire Friday
[+6] u/SuperbSandwich: A moment of silence for the amount of money retail is about to lose tomorrow
[+6] u/opiewann: NVDA Easiest dip buy in history… fuck Wall Street
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Why would Grover Cleveland do this?
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: AI capex is gonna eat shit if you haven't been paying attention. Token based billing is slaughtering budgets. Uber spent their entire 26 ai budget in one quarter. Microsoft dropped Claude subs internally. TSMC max capacity. Public revolt against data centers.
Party is over
[+6] u/DeHunter_54: Market going vertical tmr. NVDA beat earnings and the drop afterwards was barely anything.
[+6] u/konote: Buying MU on the dump, ladies!
[+6] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: MM AFTER NVDA EARNINGS
“ITS LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY”
[+6] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls have Mar a Lago face
[+6] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Man bloomberg always host the only guy that has a sell rating on Nvidia while waiting for earnings
[+6] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: NVDA call sellers dancing in their living rooms rn
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: NVDA is deploying $80Bil in buy backs.. crazy
[+5] u/DrElkSnout: NVDA options holders gonna need to ask Diddy for some lube...
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: If my daughter was dating a guy that thought AI is a miraculous technology that will cure cancer, end human toil, solve the climate crisis, etc. I would ask him if he's making a lot of money from the boom.
If the answer is yes, then he passes. If the answer is no he's a useful idiot and will not be allowed to join the family.
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: Guess RKLB figures the top is in for SpaceX hype? Yikes
[+5] u/freshStart178: How can OpenAI raise money and develop IP as a non-profit, then convert to a for profit and agree to allow ChatGPT to kill people without oversight? That seems illegal-ish
[+5] u/PracticalMeeting5267: how is my NVDA strangle doing?
[+5] u/KundaliniVibes: Did nuclear war start? Why is SPY down $1?
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Gonna scoop some NVDA calls cheap tomorrow morning
[+5] u/27onfire: # Jenson:
***You need us to drive a car, you need us to find your husband, you need us to buy rollerblades, you need us to run your lawn-mowing business, you need us to clean your peepee, you need us for MOTHERFUCKING EVERyTHING.***
[+5] u/Leather_Floor8725: Praying for another 🌮 soon, we need it
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: oh we going down now huh
\*rips off pants to reveal yellow speedo\*
[+5] u/4DH2: Very bullish. SPY 750 might be a thing to try tomorrow
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: I mean NVDA is always like this during earnings but you regards love losing money
[+5] u/get_da_maney: So 730-740 the new zigzag ?
[+5] u/pumpkin1986: Suprise bridge and power plant day maybe?
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: So the whole market bleeds because NVDA beats. Make it make sense.
[+5] u/rhododenendron: You idiots the red just means SPY calls are cheaper til the end of the week
[+5] u/NB0608sd: Why is nvda down after hours? Their earnings statement was good
[+5] u/Zfreezy: Isn't the IV crush going to push NVDA green?
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: people uniting all over to stop the construction of data centers may have been a clue
[+5] u/NativePlant870: They are now referring to us as “lower-value human capital”.
We are so cooked
[+5] u/fruitloop00001: Someday I'm going to sell a strangle on NVDA before earnings. That will be the one time it actually moves.
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Some of you thought you were MB in the big short tonight. Guess you aren’t.
Btw, he isn’t either.
[+5] u/DrElkSnout: NVDA do your thing. Let's see that loss porn!
[+5] u/No_Current3675: **JENSEN NVIDIA STUNT ON THESE HOS**
[+5] u/Mikos_Enduro: OpenAI IPO already priced in
[+5] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Ugh, and I bailed on my puts like an idiot 😡😭
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: bought the fuck out of that dip
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: ‘The whole world has become a casino’ has same vibe as ‘A thief thinks everyone steals’.
[+5] u/Normal_Silver4582: Mfer didnt mention memory ):
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: wow, to think tomorrow we get Advanced Auto Parts and Ross Dress for less earnings on the SAME day. Holy shit why is no one talking about this
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: Congrats to the genius who threw $600K into 2DTE calls on a company already worth $5 trillion. Enjoy the belt to ass tomorrow bud 😂
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Guess what. None of us will come out of nvdia earnings with profit bc they’ll just pin it to the 20’s and we all have strikes 10 dollars away from the current price. JUST LIKE EVERY NVDIA EARNING
[+5] u/Some_Current1841: SPY down $3 and everyone is freaking out 🤡
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: Based on comments selling NVDA puts seems like free money.
[+5] u/VariationAgreeable29: I’m clenching so hard. Jensen. Don’t let us down!!!
[+5] u/CreativeMischief: intel drilling after hours. never lucky dude
[+5] u/tlBudah: Whenever I walk into a casino I tell myself that their aren't enough chips in that tray at the craps table to pay me off for what's about to happen. This is Jenson right now.
[+5] u/christopher100060: First move fake and gay
[+5] u/InIce1234: Another crazy earnigns by NVDA. Free money for Bull.
[+5] u/Electronic-Warthog69: God, Reddit is a turd.
Are the actual usage stats even that high? Once you deduct the obviously botted subs pushing propaganda and the network of crazy politics subs with all the same users?
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Forest Gump was a real simp for that girl with Aids , smh
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Hey gimme five
✋🤓
Okay now dap me up
🤓🫱
Nice
[+5] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: It’s. It’s over. Bols have been slain.
[+5] u/bendraw: QQQ is taking this so personally.
[+5] u/BooBrew32: Oh beating earnings is bearish now??? How stupid of me!!
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Stock exchange in Djibouti up 0.6% already, green by open confirmed
[+5] u/APOLARCAT: You guys are so fucked.
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Told you all theta would win
[+5] u/Impossible_Top242: Guys does this mean my 20k nvda put yolo wins ?
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: I care for each and every one of you equally.
Except Ber
[+5] u/Indra_Sx: Chat, why’s it red chat ?
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Some people don’t even play options. Such an ordinary life.
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: NVDA beating earnings is enough to drag QQQ down almost 1% ? wtf
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: US economy in your hands Jensen. Don't fuck it up
[+5] u/NiceOwner: When is nvda determining the fate of the market?
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Imagine panic selling the most profitable company since the east India trading company
[+39] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Got laid off. Seriously fuck ai man
[+19] u/spaurake: I suspected it for a while now, but seeing spaceX valuation I can finally state without a doubt that all my finance degrees are worthless
[+13] u/RonBlake: Is the NOW CEO in the illuminati or Epstein files or something? Why TF is this shitty company pumped and spammed like none other?
[+12] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: Is anyone paying attention?
Bond yields just hit their highest levels in decades.
Not just in the US.
The UK. France. Japan.
All four at the same time. 👀
[+11] u/Ornery_Ad98765: Everyone told you retards that NVDA earnings was a bad play but did you listen??!
[+10] u/Jadeclone1: pls NVDA start flat, i want to add to my calls
[+10] u/Crazy_Donkies: Welcome to WSB. Where retards are convinced they know what's going on, but are afraid to ask for ketchup packets.
[+8] u/AdOk3638: # I thought my 1k 36 260c NVDA 2dte was regarded, then some regard here put down 600k for 2dte. There always bigger regard out there. LMAO 🤌
#
[+8] u/AdOk3638: I have a feeling my 260c NVDA 2dte i bought earlier today going to print tmr guys, I got that feeling in my bones.
[+8] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Trump accuses Taiwan of stealing US tech ,
By producing
Lol classic mango
[+8] u/hftrobo9285: SpaceX estimates addressable market as $370B Space + $1.6T connectivity + $26.5T AI
And I estimate my bank account will be worth $26Trillion tomorrow morning for no reason cause of AI too
[+7] u/_Fibbles_: Bearish AF in here. Green by open.
[+7] u/foamrollmyback: Something doesn’t feel right
[+7] u/pixi88: We have walmart and a few economic reports rollin in tomorrow..
[+7] u/Top_Signature4068: LMAO NVDA bers it’s already on its way back to flat. Imagine seeing that report and fapping believing your puts will make money
[+7] u/Then-Wealth-1481: Imagine thinking that $600k guy is actually real.
[+7] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING:
SpaceX targets June 12 IPO on Nasdaq under $SPCX at $2T valuation.
Musk holds 85.1% voting power as CEO, CTO, and Chairman.
Q1 revenue hits $4.69B with $4.28B net loss"
[+6] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Mango declaring taiwain stole the chip industry from the US lol
Hey Xi , come liberate
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Litterally half the retail who bought lpth this week apparently had a trailing stop loss and all yall got busted. Was supposed to be hold it down not a pussy play. Lets options go to 0 but cant hold a share longer than 10 seconds
[+6] u/aPepsiPanda: I must be a magician. I buy straddles and make NVDA go flat
[+6] u/frey_to_tilt: theta gang wins once again on NVDA earnings
[+6] u/br0botic: Wow, everything’s computer
[+6] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: No such thing as free speech on this app. I'm out
[+6] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: "Green by opening" isn't cope this time. Monster double beat. AH action is profit taking and institutions forcing down the price so they can rebuy lower.
If you bought puts, no crying in the casino. If you bought calls, you're already regarded, just look at the flowers Lenny.
[+6] u/mikeytho1: NVDA: Were making so much fucking money we can't even count it. Enough money to buy the entire planet's supply of coke and hookers.
Market: Not good enough
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: Biyyins and biyyins being exchanged rn
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: NVDA earnings players in shambles
[+5] u/Dbx84: 🐻s The market will be green when you wake up and check your phone in the AM……
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: AMZN will surpass GOOGL in valuation by next year
[+5] u/GhostHashira427: Sooo tired of the overplayed semis. Can we get back to good old boring boomer software that Fortune 500 companies actually pay hand over fist for?
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Just woke up from a coma, hows my 36 260c nvda 2dte that i bought before close today going guys? Will it print tmr?
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: I don't know who needs to hear this but, NVDA reaffirmed $1T backlog, plus some. Reaffirmed more markets, and CPU sales of $20b. I don't own a share of NVDA, but tomorrow is green by 10am. Sell your puts right away.
[+5] u/CSMATHENGR: they need to add parlays to options. Imagine the gains on a SPY 700c 0DTE and NVDA 225c 0DTE parlay
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Get out of fake ai company (nvda) and get in Tesla a real ai company now
[+5] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Too many were bullish on nvda... it has to dump
[+5] u/MIKl124: WTF DID I JUST WITNESS
[+5] u/Anchises1: Nvidia cpus eat amd and intel for lunch?
[+5] u/ehehe: If you could read between the lines on that Nvidia call, it's basically over.
[+5] u/Thisplacesucks011: Which of you set the car on fire next to the bull statue in NY?
🐻 getting out of had, taking it to serious,
[+5] u/TheMallard1: All Jensen has to say is... MULTI PASS
[+5] u/cloud_cafe: You folks are surprised? The price was riced in weeks ago
[+5] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: Elon teabagged Jensen with his SPCX timing.
[+5] u/crazyfool319: are the people who comment here all 15 years old?
[+5] u/el-que-queda: *750 call buyers in shambles*
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fucking Intuit piece of shit
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: It’s so funny here when someone asks a very dumb, easily googleable question, and then someone else instantly answers them wrong.
[+5] u/mwesty25: Looks like those numbers were priced in
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: why is everything is down AH? NVIDIA beat earnings and war is almost over
[+5] u/Beneficial_Sense_275: War almost over for like 3 month
[+5] u/Swiftnice: NVDA permabulls can't understand how it didn't add $5 trillion to it's market cap in after hours lol.
[+17] u/winner_in_life: Man. Shit is tired. I wish I have 20m and can fuck off to some nice island.
[+16] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Can't get IV crushed if you picked the wrong direction
[+12] u/InitiativeGlum2507: AMD 438? I bought it at 2 and sold at 11.
[+11] u/charsons: World is going to shit, calls
[+11] u/Sovetcki: My nvidea calls are cooked aren't they
[+11] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: I can’t believe that fucking guy spent $600K on /DTE Nvidia calls.
[+11] u/Goody2Shoes92: NVDA does the same thing every time and you guys are still surprised
[+11] u/mannycalls24: Imagine thinking a 6 trillion dollar company would go up 10% on good earnings 😂
[+10] u/Infinite-Anybody204: God damn it looks like a good day to be Asian and trading. Mad jealous
[+9] u/fundhdjdjksjs: So let me get this straight - 🥭just announced for the 15th time that the straight would be opened, the only tankers that made it through were the Chinese ones that likely paid off 🇮🇷 and oil is already starting to go up again. What a clown show
[+9] u/laurencenor: Lol it's so obvious NVDA and markets will be green by morning
[+9] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I wish I was a bigger person, but I lent this girl $200 at work because her paycheck was fucked up and not her fault. she said she would pay me back, but hasn't. and that kind of shit pisses me off so much because I always have the mindset of pay what you owe others. but also, I'm her boss. and she's a contractor. so I probably just won't bring her on at the end of the contract. shit even just half I'd be like ok at least she tried.
anyway , dear Diary.
[+8] u/LongCucumber3710: Ber come out of hiding. Bol anoos back on the menu
[+8] u/Broad_Front7788: Hey bros any of you fellas ever try and remove the hair in your butt crack
[+8] u/goprolol: Nvda calls tomorrow. Watch it be 335$+ eow
[+8] u/darkspherei: wsb love to talk like retail has an effect on how markets move
[+7] u/TheFleshGordon: I’m gonna stock up on legumes for when we return to the barter system once the S&P eats its own dick after letting unprofitable ai companies in
[+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: This market really fucking sucks
[+7] u/ManonFire1224: MU is about to take off again.
[+7] u/Suavecore_: We're all gonna lose so much money tomorrow while nvda stays pinned to 220
[+7] u/nateyp123: Sooo what’s the plan tomorrow : did NVDA drop the soap?
[+7] u/Broke4Life: Annnnnd nvda just lost its daily gains.
[+7] u/Deep-Text-5909: Let's get TSLA under 400 tomorrow 📉
[+6] u/WouldRtherBeFlying: How do I turn this $600 into $25,000 tomorrow
[+6] u/Deeznutzsgotcha: Maybe its a sign that $200 was well spent now you'll never have to deal with that drama again. At least that's the morale of the story portrayed in "A Bronx Tale" over $20.
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: No idea what MRAM does but trust me buy it
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Future portfolio: 50% SpaceX, 50% Open AI, both bought right at open on IPO date.
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Ber so desperate they arent even writing lengthy novels about their niche knowledge of geopolitics and global trade. Just begging that tomorrow or the next day will finally be it.
[+6] u/Haikoe: IDF is pitching their “final solution” to 🥭’ problem to 🥭 as we speak
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: are people from gaza buying data centers from nvida? wtf who is buying this shite
[+6] u/Oblivious-Speculator: NVDA further erection
[+6] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Who thinks RDDT is a buy at 146?
[+6] u/Suavecore_: Betting nvda goes up on earnings is like betting on the objectively strongest and fastest horse with the best horse pilot
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Bears wet dream: WMT post soft sales numbers as inflation starts hitting both consumers and margins. Donny then resumes bombing Friday night
[+5] u/Priceplayer: Why is RDDT always acting like shit?
[+5] u/diefy7321: INTU bro absolutely cooked lmfao
[+5] u/plumpypenguin: i need Jensen to announce AI sex robots on the call 🙏
[+5] u/aftherith: Right now I look smart and that worries me
[+5] u/Few_Egg3567: What a massive day by msft (.8%). Would be a shame if it was all wiped away before I could enjoy it tomorrow morning.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: I am so bullish that I am bearish
[+5] u/nateyp123: Doesn’t AMD wanna go down 8% tomorrow?
[+5] u/HerezahTip: I was just having weird bear fantasies. This can’t be a good sign
[+5] u/zoidbergface90: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!
[+5] u/wotton: ITS GOING GREEEEEEN REEEEEEEEEE
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Well look at that. Played INTU earnings hard with call options. Staring at down $40k
[+5] u/rcantu314: There goes the entire market. Thanks Obama
[+5] u/Mammoth-Fee1592: Are my spy 745 calls for tmrw fucked?
[+5] u/tldamico: Had 2 - $245 NVDA calls. Decided to not be a regard and sold them just before the close. My gut tells me I will not regret that decision.
[+5] u/SomePolack: Timing the daily bottom on RKLB is free money
[+5] u/photosynthescythe: The receptionist in my office is this woman who’s like 4’11 and she’s always carrying something around and usually when I ask if she wants help she says no but when she says yes it makes me feel like maybe I’m not evil. Maybe I am just a person
[+5] u/Frequent-Buffalo-834: raise your hand if you bought poet over 20 lmfao
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: I love when RDDT breaks
[+5] u/Spezalt4: NVDA didn’t beat by 20 bajillion dollars. The company is worthless
[+17] u/AdCritical5383: Mods ~~asleep~~ gay. Post tiddies.
“I’m looking for a new intern to help me with my workload at \[redacted\]”
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[+13] u/OldWonder5865: Nvidia calls died so MU calls could live
[+12] u/AdCritical5383: # PERMABER GANG 👇
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[+11] u/cbusoh66: Anyone looking at SpaceX S-1 knows that $1.75 trillion valuation was pulled out of Musk's ass and has no connection to reality.
Of their $28 trillion TAM, only $2 trillion is from their current business, Starlink and Launch. Rest of it, $26 trillion, is all made-up AI bullshit. Of course he had to create the space data centers fantasy for everyone to buy into that stupid valuation. This shit ain't worth $200 billion, at best.
[+11] u/natalie_merchant_fan: Dead cat bounce. SAASpocolypse is real.
[+10] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: If MU could just 10x its AH gains so I never have to think about money again thatd be cool
[+9] u/PoobliusFlavius: Ho LEE FUK
MU ==========D
[+9] u/fish_: did you guys really not buy the MU dip again?
[+9] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I got a feeling we pump hard tomorrow
[+9] u/Clappindemcheekies: NVDA earnings has me down so bad I’m chugging buzz balls
[+9] u/Summerdaysengineer: I’m sorry I disrespected MU
[+9] u/Zuko2001: You know something hilarious, MU could literally hit $800 and I would basically still be below breakeven LMAO
[+9] u/Altair82: NVDA's main supplier, SK Hynix, is up 9%
[+9] u/username2571: Can we just get a big fucking gap up on DRAM tomorrow?!?
[+9] u/RelentlessPutz: Must of been a tough 35 years
[+9] u/Competitive-Stage578: Become a Ber and post how the world is gonna end everyday night and then paperhand my puts after the first green candle 9:30am.
[+8] u/OkTax379: Samsung reaches deal and we still pumping on MU???
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: A slush fund that you pay for that is given out by the $millions to his criminal friends. It wouldn’t be believable if it was in a movie.
[+8] u/Ok_Dot8050: Any chance that NVDA goes crazy green tomorrow for a change because everyone keeps saying priced in?
[+8] u/username2571: SK Hynix up 8.5%; Samsung up almost 7%; hold on my Asian brethren and DRAM will be pumping tomorrow!
[+8] u/thelonewanderer333: The greed they talk about in the Bible is 1/4 of what Bulls feel every day.
[+8] u/dorkstar1: Elmo will one day be in the position of Bernie Madoff with accusations of greatest financial crimes
[+8] u/Opposite_Aspect_1999: Actually sold mu at the bottom today
[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: Korea memory pumping
[+7] u/New-Length5593: There is no deal. Manipulation. The only thing he has to save him. No cards in hands. Thinks Wall Street is the economy. $FUCKED.
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: the worlds most valuable company doing 75% margin is crazy
[+7] u/etempleton: I am shorting the the whole AI market. The whole thing is a circle jerk of spending.
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: My disappointment is immeasurable.
[+7] u/bullishchilipepper10: So MU clear for the moon mission to 1000 now got it. Nothing stops this train
[+7] u/tocinoman: Still can't believe I got scammed into buying $NOW because of the one day last week when software and oil were the only things up and it looked like rotation was happening. I could've bought memory when it was cheap. I am regard.
[+7] u/B2BContinuum: This is my comment for the night
[+7] u/MrMegalopsychia: Can’t talk about Epstein, Dow is over 50,000
[+7] u/manginamonologues: People on here think Robinhood overnight market is real.
[+7] u/miss_L_fire: MU IS SO BACK…if this holds into tomorrow 🥴
[+7] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Looks like green by open. Sorry ber
[+7] u/qx2: We may have an$MU rip up in the making. $800
[+7] u/moonlanding12223: MU def will be hovering 800 tomorrow
[+7] u/Glad-View-5566: So musk sued OpenAI just so he could get in his IPO first
[+7] u/BoomerSharkBoy: There's always someone that bought MU 800
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: **This is gonna sound fucked up, but this is how you find real alpha**
The younger and poorer the generation, the more they eat out and DoorDash
This is bc they do not have the time or capacity to create home cooked meals.
Poor ppl for being forced to rely on these services for meals, which act as a tax on the poor
**Calls on DASH**
😔
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[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: There are no NVDA bears. I think you just made that up.
[+6] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Thank you for feeding the theta god. He is satiesfied but not yet full 🤤
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: im getting incredibly bearish so I think its time for calls
[+6] u/Fuzzy-Monk-7520: # Nvidia says it has ‘largely conceded’ China’s AI chip market to Huawei
[+6] u/Frosty-Search: Early morning pump followed by sell-off
[+6] u/DressPrestigious7088: MRAM to the moon 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: MU jeez I better not wake up to this gone tomorrow
[+6] u/New-Presentation-146: Just $50 more MU and then I break even 🥹
[+6] u/Quick_Brilliant_7738: How do I always find someone on here in the same boat as me
[+6] u/dorkstar1: SpaceX targets June 12 IPO on Nasdaq under $SPCX at $1.75T valuation.
Musk holds 85.1% voting power as CEO, CTO, and Chairman.
Q1 revenue hits $4.69B with $4.28B net loss
If this is not scam , what else is
[+6] u/Opposite-Link: DRAM and MU cannot be stopped
[+6] u/Potato_Battery: Spurs championship priced in?
[+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: Nah mate. Just gotta grab Iran by the Hormuz. When you're a star they let you do it.
[+6] u/iiGoodVibesii: $MU still wants that $800 I see
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: Calls on SNDK, MU, and/or SPY at market open as fast as you can for generational wealth
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: In two days the strait will have been closed for a full 12 weeks. I’m just glad that it doesn’t matter like
It did when it was closed for just three weeks. Sometimes it just works like that.
[+6] u/PlasticHot5834: do u guys not understand that every dip from now on gets bought!!!!
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I gotta be done eating by 9 so I just devoured 3 chili glizzies with a side of hot fries
[+5] u/GeneratedMonkey: We going to ATH tomorrow on SPY
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: How hard is this shit going to dump at open? 👀
[+5] u/cloudsofgrey: Claude teach me how to dougie
[+5] u/HeftyBox3580: SOFI needs to bring back giving away free penny stocks. They gave me 1 of CLSK at 3.84 in 2023 and I sold for a loss at 3.58 a week later
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Why tf is RKLB down 7% now?
[+5] u/FatBastardsHungry: Big pump tomorrow vix down
[+5] u/SevereRule5718: $MU calls when it dips
[+5] u/EagleNoahg: DRAM starting to look stupid bullish rn.
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: And the winner of the NVDA ER battle is...
Theta Gang
[+5] u/dopeadult: ready to be on my own for good
[+5] u/Mindless-Program-540: Picked up an MU $700 call for 19.75 during Mondays dump we’re looking pretty good now
[+5] u/LaPenta5594: Memory pumping again?
[+5] u/kaapooj: Why are u still doubting Mr. American Dream Jensen?
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: I guess NVDA is a boomer stock now, cranking their dividends up.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Yep. No touch food, games and software. All no go
[+15] u/PrestigiousDealer399: MU overnight at 752!!! 🐂📈
[+13] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: The bers are going to feel the wraith of bol tomorrow
[+12] u/MayorMcCheezz: I hope the $500 MU eow bears aren't homeless.
[+12] u/tortu995: Asians are literally 5 weeks away of implosion due to the energy crysis and those degenerates are levered all the way up with their life insurance money. Gotta respect that level of degenerate, that being said if hormuz is still closed 5 weeks from now or if war resumes their bull case for their indexes are -40%.
[+12] u/Bromine_Bro35: https://preview.redd.it/twdqcpdrue2h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36313d964d7b006db5fa28a716aedd1d2eadaeee
[+11] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # HOW DO YOU SAY "BERS FUCKED" IN KOREAN?
[+10] u/jonneh: Oh.. why hello there MU overnight price action 😅
[+10] u/PaperHandsTheDip: If you think AI's a bubble you're regarded and will get replaced by it.
[+10] u/jonneh: MU didn't even take the bers out to dinner first 🤣🤣
[+10] u/Excellent-Bag135: Kioxia up almost 13%, Sk Hynix 12%, Samsung 6%. Memory pump is back.
[+9] u/No_Cod972: You can pretend that bers aren't fuk but that does not change the fact that bers r fuk.
[+9] u/LarryStink: 15 minutes before the largest crude inventory draw in US history theres a Pakistan report about nearing a ceasefire.
Meanwhile Iran's pezekshian and aragachi signal they are not compromising any of their demands.
Tldr: headlines matter more than reality (always has) until it doesnt (also always happens.)
Markets will learn soon you can out sprint reality but you cant outrun it.
[+9] u/hayleybts: 7%? What are Koreans cooking?
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: If this keeps up I’m going to an all you can eat Korean BBQ this weekend to show my support for Asians
[+9] u/hallett21: The older I get the more I side with Darth Vader.
[+8] u/DragonScimmy100: every piece of bad news is priced in from now until the end of time, but any mention of "final stages" or "talks" is a surprise
[+8] u/LaserGuy626: Korea just moved up in 1 day what China has in 1 year. Xi needs to recognize who really has the declining nation.
[+8] u/ignatious__reilly: SpaceX trying to IPO at a $1.7 trillion valuation is completely insane.
The company did only $18.7B in revenue in 2025 and still lost almost $5B, then somehow followed that up with another $4.3B loss in just Q1 2026 on $4.7B revenue.
Even with the new $1.25B monthly compute deal from Anthropic, there’s no universe where these numbers justify a $1.7T price tag. Investors would basically be paying tech mega cap multiples for a company that is still insanely unprofitable and burning cash.
Feels like they’re trying to squeeze every last dollar out of peak market hype before everything finally rolls over.
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: If I had a drink for every time baxx said poet or Jane I would die every day
[+7] u/Traditional_Base1184: Did you not see NVDA earnings?
[+7] u/SkoomaJunki3: We gonna have a shrek dick day tomorrow or what
[+7] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Apparently anthropic is reaching profitability by end of next quarter. Dang. Years ahead of schedule.
OpenAI WTF you doing over there?
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Did the S Koreans deport the pigeon population last night?
[+7] u/tnguyen5057: NVDA pumping everything but itself wtf
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: It was the smallest expected move since 2021
[+7] u/AKNJ907: Looks like DRAM is finally taking my threats seriously
[+7] u/Robo_e: If you played earnings don’t you dare paper hand at the open
[+6] u/BecomingSavior: Going to be a stressful few weeks debating when to sell these MU calls at the right moment.
[+6] u/deevee12: We spent $500 on food and merch at Disney in 5 days. For two people. All the parks are packed af every day
How the hell is the stock trading at half of ATH
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Bears can’t afford to add guac to their chipotle takeout tonight.
[+6] u/Interesting_Leg8859: KOREAN BER EATING INSTANT RAMEN
KOREAN BOLZ EATING K-BBQ AND DRINKING SOJU WITH K-POP CHICKS
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Samsung and SK pumping = dram will pump tomorrow. Easy money
[+6] u/zurijer: I just bought 50k worth of INTU at 328.
Am I going to become a bag holder? 😂💀
[+5] u/jijitalk: Don’t try to take the king of regards title from me. My port consists of NFLX, META and MSFT. Can’t mog me regard.
[+5] u/jijitalk: Ok but to be fair. Korean instant ramen are good af.
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: No one wins when everything is inflated
Inflated housing market
Inflated stocks
Inflated cost of living
The only thing not inflated is your paycheck
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: kospi sounds so cute
[+5] u/Due-Papaya-6217: SPACE X IPO FILED ‼️‼️
[+5] u/Gingerbread57: Anyone see the 21Million Nvidia shares traded right at market close? Nuts
[+5] u/stupidber: Gambling is fine as long as the numbers are small
[+5] u/dabblesest: Kospi saw NVDA earnings and said hold my beer.
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Shares only for a while I burned everything down twice
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: careful regards.
there might be wild swings tomorrow. NVDA once gapped up overnight, climbed up for half hour and then dropped -10% in same session.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I don’t see any bears tonight are they finally…
[+13] u/Exciting-Layer1963: Spy just gonna hit ath at open isn't it
[+12] u/sleepygarner: I'm learning the cost of being gay is astronomical.
[+10] u/TrickyDickCheney: Think the guy who bought $600k of nvda 225c 2dte has a shot honestly.
[+10] u/pussinbuuts: The girl to guy ratio on wsb still better than dating apps me thinks
[+10] u/BankofBroke: Good. That shits horrible
[+9] u/Hellmale: Tomorrow I will have enough money to buy SPY $750 calls
[+9] u/No-Illustrator-7537: so $MU doing a 10% tomorrow?
[+8] u/JohanLiebert92: Nvidia earnings gonna hulk dick all the stocks tomorrow
Lol bers
[+8] u/31andnotdone: i see the dow closed over 50k. rip.
[+7] u/Bananaskovitch: !banbet DRAM 58 2 days
[+7] u/swolegorilla98: It’s touching that tomorrow lol
[+7] u/lifo888: JFC Kospi 7% and SK Hynix up 11%
[+7] u/Spare-Capital-3347: Do you think MU hitting 800 today\* or sell off at market open?
[+7] u/True_Job_7845: Day trading is hard because you don't want to be emotional, but you also don't want to be logical either. Both will kill you
[+7] u/renedotmac: It’s really bullish in here and the call/put ratio on SPY is favored towards calls tomorrow…
[+7] u/RilSG: Tomorrow is going to be a 2%+ day on tech, isn’t it?
[+7] u/Kingmusk420: MU bears r so dead. 1000 EOM!!!
[+6] u/No-Put2311: You think you a wall street degen till the Korean ajumma pulls up to yolo her life insurance on 3x leverage memory stocks
[+6] u/VaIentineX: nvda green by open just to fuk put holders too
[+6] u/True_Job_7845: Minnesota just banned poly market and all prediction markets
[+6] u/type_error: Korea up ? Damn I’m glad I got some DRAM calls (Samsun and Sk Hynix exposure)
[+6] u/SaltyKrew: Market gotta digest guidance. Big green tomorrow
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: tsla pumps into the spacex ipo and dumps on the ipo
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: The fact that Claude is already profitable, whereas Open AI is supposed to lose money until 2030, shows what a difference a competent CEO makes.
[+5] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: KOSPI trades like a regarded momo stonk
[+5] u/GetBigOrDieTrying5: Spurs and OKC are the next Warriors/Cavs
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Puts on RDDT, who asked for this dogshit UI update.
[+5] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: Upvote if you were here for SPY 200 Puts
[+5] u/Few-Frosting-4213: If he doesn't wear the leather jacket, it's all over.
[+5] u/mousepop321: Are the comments broken?
[+5] u/Coogiez: Did bro even answer the question
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: 730ish tomorrow on SPY
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Harley Quinn has a fat ass!
[+5] u/Schmidtys: damn even the chat feels like a theta day tonight
[+5] u/SinStockGuy: It's gonna be flatter than Zendaya's left tit ain't it?
[+5] u/dogs_and_stuff: I’m running out of ideas. Going to start wearing a yamaka while trading.
[+5] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: Dump is already getting bought up
[+5] u/Direct-Bar-7392: I'm an AI Native, from the AI Ecosystem
[+14] u/unhappyreach_: If you euro fricks sell this off I'm going to be so mad 😡
[+12] u/Waste-Head7963: We open at 930 ET, not 745.
[+11] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Jesus, make this AI garbage disappear. Sickening useless fraud.
[+11] u/MichaelRahmani: This is not a bubble. The demand for chips, datacenters, and energy is there and multiplying. I will continue buying every day.
[+9] u/thenelston: pumping will continue until every call holder is a billionaire
[+8] u/abused-throwawayy: Im going to buy spy calls next after 3 years of being a bear so be ready for the great depression 2, i cant take this shit anymore
[+8] u/nokarmawhore: Come on futures, keep fucking pumping.
[+8] u/Smuvmuniz: NVDA gonna skyrocket in the morning 600k guy might be saved
[+8] u/Hot-Pop-3250: what is happening? oil straight up spy straight down
[+8] u/A55BAG: Looks like Samsung just hit a new ath and Sk Hynix almost at ath. Korean memory bulls 🫡
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine thinking the AI supercycle was actually over after a small pullback. Lolz
[+7] u/Crackbot420-69: One of the simplest and most cost efficient jobs for AI to replace would be CEO — but I notice that hasn’t happened anywhere yet.
[+7] u/JustCan6425: I smell pump of the year for the remaining of the week
[+6] u/IceCoughy: I feel like tomorrow is going to rip ass hard, in a good way tho
[+6] u/butterc0r3: seeing all green indicators 🥰🥰
[+6] u/j8ckfacer: im came here to chew bubble gum and have gay sex and im all out of gay sex
[+6] u/100xOrBust: 3 weeks ago this pump would have been nothing. Now it’s my everything
[+6] u/BabyGrogu69: For the first time ever, holding calls through earnings didn’t absolutely fuck me
[+5] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: She’s a 10, but her she shorted SNDK at 400
[+5] u/Informal-Composer226: Train ain’t stopping
[+5] u/JustCan6425: What is happening to MU right now? Hm???
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Nvda PE is now 34 after todays earnings
Trade sideways for 2 weeks then massive rally hitting ath after ath
[+36] u/Concept-Plastic: Calls on COIN
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[+16] u/moorhound: Ok, so the IPO valuation of SpaceX is estimated to be around $2T. That would currently put it at over 100x trailing revenue (AAPL trades at 3x, Amazon at 4x). And, they're actually *losing* money at a 2:1 cash burn as per their recent filing.
How did they come up with the valuation? Well, when SpaceX merged with xAI, the boards (both controlled by 🍈 with an >80% voting share) self-evaluated the combined entity at $1.25T, $1T for SpaceX (who's pre-meeger value was estimated at $350bn) and $250bn for xAI. Yes, Elon just kind of decided to triple his company's value out of thin air, and that set the IPO floor.
As per their S-1, they're justifying this by saying they're targeting a $28.5T addressable market covering telecom, defense contracting, and AI infrastructure (although the combined revenue for *every company* in *all of these sectors* was $4T combined in 2025).
Basically, this shits retarded, dudes in lala land and everyone's just kind of going along with it.
[+11] u/srnx: Im just waiting for Drump to announce the peace deal tbh. It will be way worse than we had before the war but market will rip 3% regardless. These absurdities keep me entertained.
[+10] u/ilwb: When I wake up tomorrow nvda better be +10%
[+9] u/strip_club_dj: "Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky— plan what stock to yolo odtes on!"
[+9] u/SonOfObito: Guys it’s me Barron. Take profits before the weekend
[+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: So Micron gonna rip 6-9% today like Samsung and SK Hynix or some more fake overnight green dump on open bullshit?
[+8] u/Jaded_Drink8872: next week. 🤡
2 weeks. 🤡
"final stages" 🤡
in 2 weeks 🤡
this is it, i will do it 🤡
or may not. 🤡
oil go brrr 🤡
[+8] u/PyloPower: I'm not buying any luxuries so I can buy stocks so I can get rich so I can buy luxuries. Is that what Ghandi said?
[+8] u/circadiggmigration: Brazil is up like 2%
They must have increased exports of big booty latinas
[+8] u/kumako10: I thought you do puts everyday
[+7] u/DangerousPass633: market is pricing in a bubble burst on NVDA or what
[+7] u/skymagic: disgusting fake pump today
[+6] u/sonofalando: All I had to do was not be poor. It shouldn’t be that hard.
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: A new device just logged into my wifi network 😳
[+6] u/memmolemmo: I only come here on days where I lost money to feel better.
[+6] u/Pilper: If we open red I’m slamming 0dte calls
[+6] u/UnderB0SS: Should not have eaten the Swedish meatballs in the United lounge.
[+5] u/CanadianAbroad7: Thank you papa Jensen. Our lord and saviour
[+5] u/GrassOrAss954: Theta Gang finna take everybody’s lunch money, aren’t they?
[+20] u/iAmGrimTV: Bers everyday
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[+13] u/Objective_Back_2581: Everyone awake right now will be septillionaires by 2030
[+10] u/_3470: MU PLEASE I NEED THIS
[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: Oh wait, I missed that SpacX actually filed it's figures.
>Last year, Space Exploration Technologies - as it's officially known - brought in $18.6bn (£13.8bn) in revenue but had a net loss $4.9bn.
>In the first three months of this year, it achieved $4.7bn in sales but made a net loss of $4.3bn.
>Meanwhile, its balance sheet shows it has $102bn in assets, such as rockets and other equipment, but also carries $60.5bn of debt.
lmao.
For years we've getting "leaks" like this: [https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/exclusive-spacex-generated-8-billion-213458153.html](https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/exclusive-spacex-generated-8-billion-213458153.html) which have been utter bullshit.
They are structurally unprofitable and always will be. State contracts keep them alive - another Elmo "Small Government" Musk special.
[+9] u/XeroShyft: Microsoft try not to be a massive piece of fucking shit challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
[+8] u/Icy-Dimension2914: My portfolio is basically MU at this point. Bad idea?
[+8] u/VisualMods: Straight of Hormuzzy will never open again
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: oil $100. yields to the moon. SPY new ATH today.
Seems about right
[+8] u/iamjt: Fuck me between start of May till now
I made 50k
I lost 47k
[+7] u/steem99: it's been a whole day and MU isn't even at 1000 yet... my patience is running out micron, I'm warning you..
[+7] u/yatruthordare: did you read the ipo info on spaceex - scary debt
[+7] u/traderbusto: The IPO itself will solve this
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: Prediction for today: Market floats up, ber tears fall down 🔜7️⃣5️⃣0️⃣
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Oil dropping 5% on some bs truth post is ridiculous!
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: Honestly, NVDA is a $6 trillion dollar company, I can't wait until it hits $250 tmrw
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: I think someone placed a “conveniently” timed short on oil… news soon maybe
[+6] u/Born_Chocolate9295: looking at sk hynix right now, theres no way MU and SNDK dont pump today right
[+6] u/Verghaust: The hate on china stocks is extreme. Alibaba, tencent more than 30% below last years highs. Considering rotating out while in the green
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: All this AI terminators taking over warehouse workers and C3P0 replacing middle management yet not one AI company till date has turned a profit.
Businesses realizing AI isn't the corporate hail mary to labor problem solutions it turned out to be so their having 2nd thoughts about buying more AI computer power and the common man sure as shit not gonna pay $5/ month to Google or Anthropic when every company is offering their shit free to gain marketshare.
[+6] u/Disastrous_Pay3314: figure out what the fuck you did wrong and make a better cake...
[+6] u/BladeFireQ: It's time to close Yahoo Finance🫡
[+6] u/aa73gc: What in the kangaroo ass market is going on
[+6] u/DateUser66: You son of a bitch, im in
[+6] u/Mathguy200: SPY $760 EOW dont be scared
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: I have a Masters in Finance, am a paid analyst, and I’ve worked as a leader in the energy industry since 2010. But I’m mostly here to make dick jokes. Why not?
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Where’s this nvidia crash they all talking about ?
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: is $600k NVDA $225 calls 5/22 guy still alive?
[+5] u/Lanky_Chard3288: MSFT 422.5c 5/29 x5
MSFT 425c 5/29 x2
ASTS 100c 8/21
GOOGL 405c 7/17
AVGO 425c 5/29
ACHR 7c 7/17 x20
ACHR 6c 5/29 x10
[+5] u/cinJESUS: how are people even MU bag holders?
[+5] u/knwnasrob: People are buy some plastic looking pocket watch that they will never wear for hundreds. They will definitely pay $100 for a game they will put hours into
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: The dummies over at r/ValueInvesting are 100x more retarded than anyone here lmao
[+5] u/bigfan49: Every day I feel more and more like the guy from Disco Elysium
[+5] u/Thick-Ad857: Bought my first strangle ever. I apologize for NVDA trading flat tomorrow.
[+20] u/saintmitchy: Iran better get in line before they get hit with a harsh and vicious two week deadline
[+16] u/Star_Lord924: God this is fucking annoying. Get a fucking deal done so we can stop this mickey mouse between the hours Bs.
[+15] u/IncomingAxofKindness: Today's insider trade wasss.... QUANTUM STOCKS
If you missed it.. your fault for not being in government.
[+11] u/cashflow_: A jumbo pack of toilet paper from Costco can last one year if you’re single or 9 days when a girlfriend is living with you
[+9] u/GrandKnew: keep thinking I'm missing something by not being here and then I check in to see what's happening financially and realize that most of you are not pretending and are actually retarded
[+9] u/horseisahorse: I straight up have no idea what the actual status of the war even is at this point
[+8] u/horseisahorse: >Iran's supreme leader has ordered that near-weapons-grade uranium must stay in Iran - Two senior Iranian Sources
>06:25 May 21
[+8] u/kairepaire: 🥭 and Iran are just announcing things to make quick gains on their 0dte's
[+7] u/Different_Pack_3686: Costs are already down over 600%
[+7] u/Warm_Tzatziki: NVDA is the best stock and company ever!
[+7] u/iamakarathereisaplac: >korean boomer retail investors are on margin and leverage
I kneel.
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: 🥭 - "we will give them a offer and a couple days to review it"
Iran - immediately responds*
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: I don’t even know what’s happening in the war, with the tariffs or with China anymore.
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Iran wants to keep their uranium? Better dump my MSFT shares
[+7] u/Frizzoux: why are you retards crying when KOSPI is up 8,42 % ? this is going to be a green day.
[+6] u/llasar17: I'm dying. I need mouth-to-ass resuscitation
[+6] u/solon89: This memory rally in korea is insane lmao i hope we can continue the trend in the morning instead of dumping
[+6] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU and chill is back on the menu. Make sure to take some propranolol beforehand 🤌
[+6] u/Ferdoki: yeah, looks like we're back to bombing Iran this weekend
[+6] u/Effective_Throat6127: SAAS is going to get destroyed tomorrow right Boyz ?
[+6] u/Aware_Peanut_4802: NVDA @ close: $257.00.
[+6] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: * **Nvidia Market Cap:** $5.5T
* **Iran GDP:** $300 Billion
[+6] u/mneymaker: War with Cuba? More like 1 day threat then deal coming. Or just capture the leader in 2 hour operation ez peasy
What can Cuba block to deffend? The Strait of Cigars?
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Imagine being a billionaire and still worried about money
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Hope Nvidia pulls a sndk. Flat on after ER open then pumps 10% during the day.
[+5] u/mneymaker: Let the EUROPOOR FOMO KICK IN
LETS GO NBIS MU
[+5] u/AM_STARR: Securities backed line of credit. Remember that in 2 years