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[+30] u/eyerollingsex: **Me after gambling 80% of my paycheck:**
How is anyone supposed to live on this
[+20] u/Legendary-Lemon: This pump is fake af
[+19] u/BFox1982: Absolutely wild that in 1981 you could buy 30 yr Treasuries yielding 15%. Why the fuck didn't I buy $3 million worth when I was in my mom's womb. 🤬
[+18] u/legbreaker: Imagine if one company was responsible for 25% of all option trades?
That would be nuts right?
[+18] u/Shoganai_Hito: I am old enough to remember AOL lesbian chat rooms that likely consisted of pure dudes
[+16] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Holy hell a green day
[+16] u/Worried_Quarter469: If spacex prospectus risk factor doesn’t include CEO ketamine addiction I’m buying a share waiting for it to drop 1 point and suing Elon for $1.776b
[+15] u/Shoganai_Hito: Bers still wondering why market pumping just like they still wondering why Dolly Parton sleeps on her back
[+15] u/Green_Perception_671: 50% chance I get laid off next Wednesday. Obviously the best play is to gamble my family savings between now and then, no need to preserve capital for a long period of unemployment. Wish me luck
[+13] u/yodamelon: The market is wrong about MSFT.
[+13] u/solidsneeze: imagine making investment decisions based on the news or economic data
[+13] u/xeemyy: if you buy into the SpaceX ipo you are certified exit liquidity
[+12] u/No-Improvement3164: There’s always a bull market somewhere but it’s always in someone else’s portfolio
[+12] u/Trashpanda7193: Preparing myself for the pump and extreme dump on Nvidia earnings
[+12] u/L2F_mens_glutes: \#nvidia earnings
Men get ready
Either we get rich or have to sell blowjob to men on social security
[+11] u/AlertPen4796: It's nviidia superbowl earnings day. And I already cummed 4 times
[+11] u/yayaya888: MU and SNDK back on the menu boys 🐷
[+11] u/Shoganai_Hito: Samsung union members reject offer to participate in real life Squid Games to win 456 billion won
[+11] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Remember folks, just run your taxes thru a pass through entity like 🥭family. That’ll shield you from all tax fraud audits.
Calls on never paying taxes again on unrealized gainz and realized losses.
[+10] u/PyloPower: Tonight Nvidia announces AI solved infinite energy and Nvidia 10xes, tomorrow T2 shadow drops GTA6 and by Monday half this sub is dead from overdoses
[+10] u/AdOk3638: Ber celebrating any dips like they didn’t spend the last 6 months predicting the collapse of civilization. Enjoy shittin in the woods while bols accidentally order another lambo. LMAO🤌
[+10] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: MSFT investors, have you tried Copilot? Its the only big LLM that can't read or write Microsoft documents properly.
It's cooked.
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: im guessing most sold yesterday because they sure are pamping it right now
[+9] u/chainer3000: MU conference starts in like 2 hours should be good
[+9] u/Thumbszilla: NVDA beat and dump today
[+9] u/Trenavix: Msft I need to speak to your manager
[+9] u/QueenAlicat: Everyone saying NVDA is gonna dump makes me wanna inverse 😭
[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: I love all regards equally 😘
[+9] u/cloudsofgrey: MU easiest buy on the market this week
[+9] u/thai_sticky: Is WSB a chat room for regards?
[+9] u/QPRCHOC: OPEN THE FUCKIN’ CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Funny how all the biggest moves happen premarket
[+8] u/TheyCallMeCool1: I called it, today is pump day
[+8] u/Andymilez: Imagine not being regarded enough to buy yesterday's dip
[+8] u/DoritoDustSnorter: it's clear your moms drank like crazy when they were pregnant with you lot
[+8] u/JackORoses: I just saw a pigeon in a little leather jacket.
Calls on everything.
[+8] u/QueenAlicat: Believe it or not… calls 😂🚀
[+8] u/cashflow_: Some of you had mothers with no access to prenatal care and it shows
[+8] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: NVDA will be flat and theta will win
[+8] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: I see that the Bond worrying has just magically lifted overnight.. Super suspect.
[+8] u/Rudybus: Melt up all day thanks to NVDA, drop AH.
[+8] u/Civil_Worry_1468: Nokia gonna get flying with NVDA 🚀🚀🚀
[+8] u/vwboyaf1: I just hope everyone makes money. Good luck, you degens.
[+7] u/DDGib: Anyone else feeling gay and retarded today?
[+7] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: "[🥭] had earlier threatened further military action against Iran, saying the country had two or three days, or perhaps until Sunday or early next week, to come to the negotiating table." Nice chuckle this morning on that article read
[+7] u/DoritoDustSnorter: so in the span of 2 hours i went from looking at cheap beater cars to get me around for less than 10k to looking at 150k cars because i'm such a god bull that i know i can afford it soon
(top is in)
[+7] u/claytondpark: Please pump today. I don't wanna work on a boat ⛵
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: Huh so the strike solved the war and oil issue it seems
[+7] u/Historical-Cost1444: Bond market getting a little yippie…
[+7] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: MU is so volatile, I expect it to tank as soon as the market opens.
[+7] u/SalemKinkTrials: Do yourselves a favor and don’t play NVDA earnings just hand over your savings to me for safe keeping
[+7] u/Vlisa: Everything is fake until 430pm
[+7] u/WhoreIn_Buffet: Just need to 10x my portfolio from here and I can retire. I don't feel like that's asking too much 🤡
[+7] u/twostroke1: The market hinges on the back of a video game graphics card company today.
Truly amazing.
[+7] u/Vlisa: It's hard waiting for tech to get back to ATH so I can buy.
[+7] u/ideletedmyaccount04: I don't want profit. I want to break even.
[+7] u/astromouse2024: Would be very cool if I could get this $3k to $100k before end of June
[+6] u/llamaflocka: OPEN THE CASINOOOOOO
[+6] u/MyNameIsntSharon: spy 800 is not a meme
[+6] u/SonOfObito: Yea this earnings will be different I’m sure it’ll skyrocket
[+6] u/Andymilez: Joe Kernen once again proves he is the biggest idiot on CNBC
[+6] u/lococommotion: I’ve been right 4/4 times this week with my moves. I’m buying MU calls today again exp 05/29. We are back to $800 tomorrow.
[+6] u/Andymilez: Joe Kernen and Jim Cramer are neck and neck on being the biggest idiot on CNBC
[+6] u/Beneficial_Spot_4661: Looks like the Samsung strike will be happening
[+6] u/Critical_Survey_975: Boys boys boys, I won $100 on my mega millions ticket, things are starting to look up
[+6] u/saintmitchy: The economy is so shitty that I stopped going to the movie theater to watch horror movies.
I just open up the news and monitor the situation to get my fix
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Ah another day of msft red, lovely
[+6] u/Ok_Conclusion5966: thoughts and prayers for NVDA
the entire market is relying on you
[+6] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: Thank god for SLS, the surefire market leader in curing whatever it is they're supposed to cure
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: Why is software an inverse of hardware in this clown market 🤡
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: well yesterday my amd and mu stop loss activated, where is my regard crown?
[+5] u/Altair82: ok NVDA don't you fuck this up
[+5] u/hv876: Some of you will lose money today. And that is a sacrifice Daddy Huang is ready to make.
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Give me your absolute worst investment advice please, I feel lucky
[+5] u/ryzetard: Yensen Huyang pls open the strait you crazy bastard
[+5] u/WatchyT: mcdoanlds rejected my application, hiw cooked am i
[+5] u/Brubiu: ok so back to selling everything and only buying semis? got it
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Oil has realised it dumped for 0 reason 🤭
[+5] u/AdOk3638: On the scale of 1 to Esptein. How fked are the bers today? LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Treverer: Treasury yields are sinking because of uncertainty and inflation expectations. The risk free asset investors are supposed to flee to when everything else is going to shit.
If NVDA misses their trillion dollar forecast we’ll head into terrifying new territory. Pack your brown pants lads, today might be the day
[+5] u/TheSchemingPanda: All tech stocks trading close to ATH and then there is fucking MSFT
[+5] u/McDicksSludge: Memory stocks up then MSFT down
[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Devaluing the dollar makes our debt more manageable
Bullish
[+5] u/riteofpass: So everything green again iight
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: Today will be the opposite of yesterday. Huge dump at open, into huge pump back up later into dump eod and positive green end
# but MSFT will still be red LMAO
[+5] u/Mrnrwoody: Massive bull trap. Bulls please god save yourselves
[+22] u/orsomeshitidk: Rich people pretend population growth stalling is this big problem until they get these robots working
then all of a sudden there will be too many people on earth
[+20] u/dash_trash4255: “This is the best time to be alive in America” - 4th richest person in America
[+18] u/LasyKuuga: Giving tax advice to ppl who earn like 5 times my salary hurts my soul 😊
[+16] u/LetThemDown: I need to fap urgently
[+15] u/SuperNewk: When we start counting AI agents in the job report. The numbers will be off the charts!
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: Disney adults are a threat to our way of life
[+13] u/McClintockC: I saw a pigeon get taken out by an RC plane
+2% SPY day
[+12] u/Fernyfern7: Why are bers mad it's only game
[+12] u/Certain_Guide_1481: Honestly this money thing is taking too long. Should I full port something?
[+12] u/ez399017: I wish I was rich enough for Andrew Ross Sorkin to let me ramble about nonsense uninterrupted on CNBC for 30 minutes
[+11] u/DevelopmentNo5340: NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA BITCHES
[+11] u/ContributeAVerse: He’s straight delusional
[+11] u/Jazzlike-Okra-5399: I know as soon as I buy calls … it’s gonna dump
[+11] u/SkoomaJunki3: Just wanna sell all my stocks and travel the world. Bullshit in Vietnam for a bit then maybe catch a eurotrip train. Maybe catch a beer in a German beer hall.
Anything but the 9-5
[+11] u/captain_casino: you're in a downtrend
[+10] u/Bxdwfl: market: now watch me give back all these premarket gains
[+10] u/Frozen_Shades: The Karens of Reddit are out in force today.
[+10] u/symsays: If you aren’t in BULL, you’re a gay bear
[+10] u/ballsonreddit: NVDA earnings = superbowl for wsbtards
[+10] u/ContributeAVerse: You’re poor cause it’s a skill issue -literally Jeff Bezos
[+10] u/OneJellyfish5980: I saw Jensen Huang at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
[+10] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Am I the only one who thinks it´s kind of funny that Elon sues Altman for turning a Non Profit into a For Profit, when he himself is just turning his companies from For Profit into No Profits?
[+10] u/sadlittlewaffle: I love that this is astrology for men but actual fun since we can all blow our money
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: Parabolic levels of bullishness in chat today
But completely justified
[+10] u/financiallythriving: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was allowing retail traders to think they can become rich trading 0dtes
[+10] u/Chrg88: Bro what. He looks bloated and can’t move his mouth.
His neck looks like it got Torpedoed with horse tranqs
[+9] u/vermilli21: MU chart is so fucked. The swings are too big and wild for resistance levels. 732 is resistance while support is 658 LOL
[+9] u/TinaMangat: HELLO PEOPLE! We still have HIGH OIL PRICES and HIGH BOND YIELDS. Do not FOMO into buying too much today. The MACRO environment sucks.
[+9] u/RoyalFail6: In before NVDA tanks the market 😃
[+9] u/Chrg88: Holy fuck Bezos can’t move his face. He must have stole Lauren’s stash
[+9] u/Spiritual-Figure358: NVDA about to feed families (Mcdonald’s)
[+9] u/broke_person: Nvidia post earning +5%
Market open fade -1%
Friday +5%
[+9] u/Illustrious95: The stripper at my local club changed her name to nvidia gonna smash
[+9] u/ez399017: What steroids is Bezos on?
[+9] u/SeaworthinessNo4: MU CEO speetch in 20 minutes
[+9] u/Vikkio92: Pre-market is always fake and gay so I expect my portfolio to be flat by open
[+9] u/Illustrious95: If jensen doesn't announce cure for cancer tonight we be fucked
[+9] u/captain_casino: jensen needs to bring out an alien and balance a new chip on its bald head
[+9] u/Game3k: RKLB yolo through the spacex IPO
[+9] u/AlmostAsianJim: My public midsized SaaS company is doing layoffs for the first time in a decade, and stopped our graduate hire program for the foreseeable future. We went through multiple crises before without doing any of this. White collar jobs are cooked lol.
[+9] u/True_Job_7845: I will not go all in at open. I will not go all in and open. I will not go all in at open
[+9] u/puts_every_day: Not being able to trade options in pre-market sucks.
[+9] u/Coogiez: Butch I’m a cow MUUUUUU MUUUUU MUUUUU
[+9] u/SignificanceLate7002: Just put the fries in the bag, bro.
[+8] u/Background-Nothing71: It’s just a fact that bers get no pussy.
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Are they gonna pull a fucking uno reverse like the last two days
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Eating 10-piece McNuggets instead of 6-piece tonight to celebrate my incoming profits after NVDAs earnings call 😎
[+8] u/TieDependent3180: Imagine owning shares of Microsoft and complaining.
[+8] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Nothing says I have nothing to hide quite like negotiating a lifetime tax audit exemption.
[+8] u/Own-Cauliflower-6992: If Jensen doesn't deliver today I'm calling PETA and tattling on him.
[+8] u/Rexultdis: Anyone remember that PPI reading? Me neither lmao
[+8] u/Illustrious95: I was banned for a week for calling Americans stupid on this sub so I will never call them stupid again
[+8] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: I almost bought calls when INTC dipped to $103 yesterday fuck
[+8] u/Foreigntragedy: I bought 30k worth of fig. Am I screwed?
[+8] u/DiamondHands667: Fuck I keep waking up too early
[+8] u/TALLBRANDONDOTCOM: How many coffees do you guys have before throwing your money at the stocks?
[+8] u/financiallythriving: NVDA ER either crashes the market or marks the start of a generational run
[+8] u/Overall_Option_8883: Terrible interview with Bezos sitting in a rocket factory and taking about taxes and the Washington Post lol
[+8] u/Illustrious95: Melonia onlyfans when
[+8] u/Haikoe: Either +2% day or a -0,3% no real in between
[+8] u/whyshw: NVDA has almost always pulled back on good earnings. Why is everyone acting like this time will be different
[+8] u/SPAC_Enthusiast: PRAISE BE !!!! SHREK DILLYS COMIN IN FULL BLAST TODAY FUK THE BERS
[+8] u/A55BAG: Jensen better talk about tight memory supply all the time during the earnings call.
[+7] u/horseisahorse: way too many "it's so over" and "we're so back" moments in the past 24 hours
[+7] u/puts_every_day: I think we need to teach the pre-market bols a lesson again. They didn't lear anything over the last 2 days.
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Could really use one of those small loans of a million dollars right now
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: When he does the alien announcement is he gonna just bring Stephen Miller up on stage and be like “behold” lmao
[+7] u/karo_r44: What’s the number for help hotline ? just in case
[+7] u/Platti_J: That alien picture with Trump should have been released on Space X ipo day.
[+7] u/trsx5: Wow Bezos got some work done, he looks awful.
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: The only thing I'm going to regret tomorrow is that I didn't borrow extra money from the bank for more NVDA tendies
[+7] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Just a little bit more please scamdisk then I can move out of the dumpster and leave the raccoons in peace
[+7] u/Chrg88: Skill issue -Jeff bezos
Calls on AMZN
[+7] u/E39_CBX: NOW please go back to 110 I promise I’ll sell this time
[+7] u/dfivetf: bezos says you can build a 1000 wendys with your bare hands and become a billionaire
[+7] u/TonyStarks81: If you are losing money in this market just hang it up and put everything into some boomer dividend stock.
[+7] u/Able_Durian_1832: Nvda is going to cause the recession today evening
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Easy MU $800 end of week from here.
[+7] u/Illustrious95: I need to let go the illusion of control
[+7] u/dfivetf: heres a trick guys, burrow japanese bonds at 2% and buy us bonds at 5%
[+7] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: USO going down is absolutely retarded
[+7] u/dFrame3070: Bezos looks gacked out of his mind. He called homeless shelters “unprofitable” and then says “we” exposed watergate referring to wapo as if he had anything to fucking do with it. Billionaire brain damage
[+7] u/yomama_yodaddy: NVDA earnings dump would destroy the market so theyre gonna do a classic pump and dump back to its current price. Theta IV crush play
[+7] u/SeaworthinessNo4: JPM event to start in 4 minutes.
mu bers about to have a attack
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: 20-year auction, Fed minutes, NVDA ER
No better time to gamble your money away, bros.
These are the best of times
[+7] u/isukforfree: Today is gonna be flat and gey. See you chuds at NVDA earnings
[+7] u/likamuka: BEZOS: DATA CENTERS IN SPACE 'WILL HAPPEN'
Bezos should shut his fucking whore mouth
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Imagine thinking NVDA will dump after spending 2 days reading bearish posts on wallstreetbets 🤣
[+7] u/Indra_Sx: Nothing but shrek dildos 🙏🏽🛐
[+7] u/Molten-Helldiver: Hopefully it doesn’t shit at open like yesterday
[+7] u/JuicyJohnny69: Go buy your healthcare stocks and keep quiet.
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: MU deserves to go up 200$ on all this news
[+6] u/West_Lavishness6689: my wifes name is Natalie - found the stock called NAT - yolo play? just for the day? it is her birthday today
[+6] u/vermilli21: The fate of the market relies on one man today wearing a leather jacket. Lord help us all!
[+6] u/Oxidrox: Congratulations everyone, all of you will make money today! As for me, Im a bitch bagholding MSFT.
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Iunatic made a bet that ASTS would go to 127.87280000000001 within **3 weeks** when it was 72.655 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 9 wins and 27 losses
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[+6] u/Lunarisation: MSFT rly be inverse SPY huh
[+6] u/TreGet234: Semis aren't in a bubble. Institutions rotated into them in a big, unprecedented way. That's why we will certainly consolidate here and then get another leg up eventually.
[+6] u/Jemmani22: Why is msft such a dog, goddamn
[+6] u/onel1f3: Nvidia calls are free money today
[+6] u/ballsonreddit: Remember NVDA earnings today
So bleed up intraday seems obv
We'll see what happens AH..
[+6] u/Yonderbeyonder: I feel like all logic and common sense would make mean NVDA beats earnings and goes to $260 easy
but this market is straight up doodoo and we might see 190 instead
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Nvidia taking the whole market to the moon today
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Is JD Vance talking again today? Gotta sell before he takes the mic.
[+6] u/Illustrious95: I will name my firstborn nvidia if it rips 10% tonight
[+6] u/symplton: Bezos: We have a spending problem
Water: We have a wetness problem
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: NVDA’s going to send tech back to the highs isn’t it
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: The price action on NVDA is gonna be hilarious to watch, it's gonna bounce so crazy, that line is gonna be going up and down like meatspin
[+6] u/TreGet234: Bought 1000$ worth of sls stock. It will correct imminently now, probably back down to 5$.
[+6] u/Illustrious95: Why doesn't nvda make sex robots are they stupid
[+6] u/night_shredder: I'm getting a Tom Ford leather jacked tomorrow, or a used denim jacket at the thrift shop. No inbetween.
[+6] u/grimandnordic1: I get my ass kicked every NVDA earnings and yet here I am once again playing the game 💀
[+6] u/Illustrious95: Some money come
More money go 🎶
Never want to stay in my
Portfolio 🎶 🎵 🎶 🎵
[+6] u/dfivetf: bezos: just build 1000 wendys bro, anyone can become a billionaire
he's cooked
[+6] u/Robo_e: NVDA has the highest open short interest at $60B. Gamma squeeze incoming.
[+6] u/Bravadette: Taco Tuesday and thirsty Thursdays
[+6] u/Chiinoe: Welp. Dont hold options overnight 😔
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: I was looking for a job and then I found a job
and heaven knows I'm miserable now🍑💨👈
[+6] u/IamtryigOKAY: Are we trusting this pump?
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: The current Spotify app icon is an abomination I want off my phone bro
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Sure Bezos, austerity will save us all. Dummy
[+6] u/kwarknagel: bears are more entertaining than the boys finale smh
[+6] u/Acrobatic_Cookie_218: Has bezos always sounded like this? He sounds like the hippie turtle in finding nemo
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers just started regaining confidence lol
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Believe it or not, SPY 760 EoD
[+6] u/MustardQuenelle: holding 1% of my portfolio in cash, did i miss the dip? i could've made TENS of dollars today
[+6] u/AMX_revue: Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
[+6] u/drankleanonce: target is still loaded with women brah
[+6] u/Impossible-Loss-4948: Down votes on ur comment are proof of this
[+5] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Pure love evaporates fear and doubt better than any other method. Use it to become the strongest, best version of yourself.
[+5] u/OnceALoser: Last time nasdaq had a red Wednesday was March 18th. That’s 8 green Wednesdays in a row.
[+5] u/thethor1231: Oh cmon MU not again
[+5] u/TedwardDavis: Even the possibility that good/bad NVDA earnings today may influence 🥭's decision to restart the war this weekend is **WILD**.
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: The boys ending is so shit!
[+5] u/hayleybts: Oil is creeping up again
[+5] u/CrabyDicks: On the off chance Nvdia misses the super lofty target, anything ai related is going to gap down
[+5] u/Ok-Marketing-3557: Spy calls for the day, any news that may affect the play today?
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Do we dump at open as usual then an hour later pump go green then dump end of day
[+5] u/iamjt: I was told that today's pump would be historic
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: You guys remember OPEN hahahahahhahahaha what a POS
[+5] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: GOOGL boutta dump again it seems
[+5] u/Mr_Pongo: Wait a minute NVDA earnings after market? The fuck you all got me excited for
[+5] u/Defiant-Spite7272: WIll MSFT ever rise from the dead?
[+5] u/SuperbSandwich: It seems like there’s a lot more inexperienced “traders” in here today…
[+5] u/Illustrious95: Kazakhstan greatest country in the world all other countries run by little girls
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: Whatever my portfolio does, I'm gonna hang out and see a movie with my big boobed girlfriend later and it'll be fun and cool
[+5] u/ContributeAVerse: Is it the Botox and lip injections or a neurological issue?
[+5] u/2020isgreat: I sacrificed a barrel of Oil and a physical treasury bond today hopefully it works
[+5] u/killainvest: What’s this green color I see 🌽? Now can you hold it all day.
[+5] u/Rexultdis: 6 months into the daily decline of my portfolio:
“I didn’t even have the chance to sell…it all happened so fast..”
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: META leaps look so obvious. They keep reducing their overhead while generating insane revenue. Multiple gonna go wild.
[+5] u/unbenchhench: we are pumpping uppppp
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s crazy how much different the world would be if like 5 men throughout history had been better fathers
[+5] u/Icy_Assist4467: Watching Bazo’s on CNBC. “Melania Movie a huge success “. Paid $75 million and revenue is $16 million, how is that a huge success?
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: INFQ is a winner... eventually
[+5] u/McClintockC: You gotta have big balls to play nvda earnings
Big retarded balls
Yep
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: God damn this is why I don't hold puts overnight anymore
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: What we doing when all these CEOs die? Just gonna have a bunch of rich nepo babies?
[+5] u/mooseillest: Car blew up in flames by the charging bull statue near wall street. Calls it is
[+5] u/iamthetimby: I am asking the tendie gods to let us print today
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: Listening to MU CFO at JPM conference. His comments are VERY BULLISH.
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Cmon MU just another 45% by eow
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Odds we see MU 800 this week
[+5] u/rcantu314: 3% QQQ recovery day loading
[+5] u/EnginrA: Go MU go! My 1000c might print!
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Congrats to those who bought MU in the mid 600s yesterday
[+5] u/BeaverSack: No, they’re all zesty
[+21] u/darkspherei: just saw a pic of bezos wife, now I know why he wants to go to space
[+18] u/guhhhh_MU: Remember, no matter what happens today YOU will lose money, Hedge Funds specifically watch YOUR trades
[+16] u/guhhhh_MU: If spy reaches 750 today I'll drink 6 million beers when I get home
[+14] u/nametaglost: Saw a wolf spider in my bathroom last night so now I’m pooping with my head on a swivel. Scary times we live in.
[+13] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO BITCH
[+13] u/4DH2: lmaooo bears trying to commit terrorism on wall street so that their 1 put can print 😂
[+13] u/Ujmnhy152: Lost $10,000 in msft calls… but bout to cash in $17 on my msft dividends 🤤
[+12] u/TayRam2021: NVDA will decide the entire market for the next 2 weeks
[+12] u/Emilio___Molestevez: Jensen script leaked: $NBIS best datacenter $MU best memory $RKLB best rockets $OKLO best scam AI AI AI good night
[+12] u/guhhhh_MU: To the guy who said Micron would be 600 this week and 300 in a few months.... I hope you enjoy your shift at Wendys or McDonalds today. You belong here, regard
[+12] u/tika_dengu: The dumpening will be epic
[+12] u/CallsOrPutsYES: The year is 2030 and MSFT is still red. Thanks for your attention to this matter
[+12] u/tika_dengu: Believe it or not, cannons!
[+12] u/tiny_toof: Buying MU at 630 ❌
Buying MU at 730 ✅
[+11] u/HowardHughes529: Listening to Jeff bezos talk about space reminds me of when some of you idiots do “DD”
[+11] u/Valuable-Lemon-8623: It’s funny how buying software right now is like buying semiconductor puts
[+11] u/Severe-Selection-256: I’m here because I’m losing money right now
[+11] u/Independent-Tree-985: its simple.
buy the dip, sell the rip
[+10] u/Mission-Educator-697: Once Mu goes back to 800, i can breakeven with that holding and keep all the premiums i made from selling CCs
[+10] u/fewthingsarerelated: MU to $750 by 10:15 am
[+10] u/Old-Wash-3193: MU i want a boat asap
[+10] u/Top-Fig845: Why do I even bother watching market open?
[+10] u/CryptoTAGod: FUCK a Samsung strike was priced in. MU going red
[+10] u/hotCupADank: Center the data, idiot
[+9] u/Opposite-Link: MU going parabolic. My dick is in my hand.
[+9] u/FartPolluter: Software stocks are tanking because they nearly all of them gatekeep basic tasks around paywalls that a bot (AI) can now get around.
[+9] u/Last_Activity9855: A whole 'bear' civilization will end today. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. We will perform a complete and total regime change and from now on there will only be green days.
[+9] u/big_chestnut: i accidentally took a shower two days in a row, will I be ok
[+9] u/Opposite-Link: Cramer ranting about Odte 😂
[+9] u/unclefire: Glad I took profits on my SNDK short yesterday. Now I'm wishing I was long again. lol.
This market is perplexing AF-- so many messed up things going on and we keep going up. dafuq?
[+9] u/scoh-chan: Glad all my calls are LEAPs so the dips for ants don't sink them
[+9] u/Last_Activity9855: You ever notice how Gen-Z talks like they are texting? Then they wanna tell you about cringe. These regards have 0 social skills and want to tell me about cringe ffs.
[+9] u/AcademicStandard3701: CALLS!! Believe it or not!!
[+9] u/Savagebabypig: Jensen, please stunt on these hoes
https://preview.redd.it/jx0boy9xoa2h1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=c522eb2d53813d4d5e96f5d85ee278ad5759cb3e
[+9] u/H3nl076: Msft piece of shit garbage shit ass garbage worthless stock
[+9] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Does this read as an obvious bear trap to anyone else?
[+9] u/pokehexem: play book last few days is pump pre market then dump it then pump it then dump eod.
[+9] u/InternationalDot3937: We had 4 red days in a row wym
[+8] u/IndividualNo7155: My poop had no blood in it today, bullish
[+8] u/miss_L_fire: MU has put me through the ringer but I’m still holding let’s gooo
[+8] u/The_Judgement_Nut: Of course i sold my mu calls yesterday.
[+8] u/big_chestnut: why is microsoft such a fuckass stock
[+8] u/SevereRule5718: A this rate $MU can go to 900 by Friday
[+8] u/No-Put2311: Guess who sold MU for break even yesterday at 3pm
[+8] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: BEAR ON THE GROUND
I REPEAT: BEAR IS ON THE GROUND
[+8] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #CRAMER says NVDA will fly up then hammer back down. THIS IS YOUR SIGNAL TO DO THE OPPOSITE
[+8] u/GeoBro3649: Why did Bezos sound like a 20 year old frat boy? Dude started selling books online in the 90s you fuggin dork. Annunciate
[+8] u/Front-Manager8911: Windows 12 will run with oil confirmed
[+8] u/corundum9: the commentary here when MSFT approaches 500 later this year is going to be hysterical
[+8] u/guhhhh_MU: Bers are so funny. They've been saying every green candle since 630 is a bulltrap..... bols are locked in, bols trapped..... SPY 800 by mid june
[+8] u/APOLARCAT: Open this shit so I can see if I’m renting the penthouse or the cardboard box this weekend!
[+8] u/TickTockTaudit: Feels like a 1.33% day on the Qs
[+8] u/fewthingsarerelated: Stop selling MU you bitches
[+8] u/AdNo7908: who else just be doom scrolling while trading
[+8] u/OrangMiskin: Daily post to say fuck MSFT
[+8] u/captainstrange94: Bro why the fuck is RDDT mercillesly getting beaten to death EVERY SINGLE DAY
Its now lower than the pre-earnings price. Valuation is closer to commodity stocks with a 70% year over year growth and 90% gross margins.
Like what the fuck do you need the company to do at this point? Meanwhile fucking companies like CRWD that never made a positive net income have a 200B market cap. Fuck this market
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: i think you guys are going to be surprised on how hard this rally will go
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: WHY IS MY ENTRY ALWAYS THE RESISTANCE POINT
[+8] u/hermeskino715: GOOGL pumps 1.3% and dies off lol
[+8] u/stonksf: Oh how I want to fomo into poet
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: CAVA TO RENAME COMPANY TO CAV**AI**
[+7] u/Snowman33001: Remind me again why NVDA earnings days are not a national holiday?
[+7] u/solariac: Why is my retarded ass holding MSFT
[+7] u/prezzie2728: Mu gives me whiplash
[+7] u/thisisaredditforart: Me nips are tingling, last time this happened the markets fapped upwards at least a bajillionmillion points.
[+7] u/piszczel: If you're still holding MSFT, ask yourself, "am I happy betting on a company whose 50% of cloud income, their biggest revenue stream, is reliant on OpenAI, a company that does not make money and is not forecast to make money any time soon?".
[+7] u/fewthingsarerelated: Oh hells yeah my MU calls might actually break even
[+7] u/StrawberryOk8459: Market makers have made a fuck ton of money on Sndk the last few days.
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: feeling cute, wearing *pink* today...PINK PONY CLUB 🪩🐴👯
[+7] u/No-Put2311: MU was setup to haunt me. I buy it and it dives off a cliff, I sell it to take profit it goes into melt my face off, I ignore it and it melts my face off, I capitulate and it gets anemic for a week
[+7] u/jahdyudnwl: These bags are heavy. I’m tired boss
[+7] u/Enygma_tik: I don’t know why, but I have a cheeky feeling a lot of people in the Government are committing insider trading fraud. Just a hunch though.
[+7] u/Boghurt: Calls toxic today or is it safe to start posting about ber ded
[+7] u/svpa3991: Not yet MU I’m almost there
[+7] u/tlBudah: Talk me off of this ledge. Today feels like the day to sell my stock portfolio and put the whole pile into bonds.
[+7] u/username2571: DRAM needs to look at MU and SNDK and start running.
[+7] u/After_Working_6499: Aight so micron to 1000 by noon
[+7] u/Alarmed_House23: I cant still forgive myself for buying MSFT instead of MU
[+7] u/powerboner: I’m not mad at SNDK or MU. I’m mad that it didn’t do this when I had calls last week…fucking lost 20k. OH WELL
[+7] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: i officially hate msft
[+7] u/nosebeerz420: Mannnnn them spy puts fkn pricey lol
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: Remember to drink lots of water, get some exercise and eat vegatables. Panic and misinformation can't spread itself!
[+7] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: MSFT has returned to its rightful place as a dogshit stock
[+7] u/TheYearGuesser: Now we shook all the paper hands yesterday (me) and all the new perma bulls have joined up today (also me) we can fly.
[+7] u/Few_Egg3567: If you've been holding msft for the last year there is no question you have the hardest of diamond hands and are also very regarded.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Everytime I look, MSFT goes lower. Lmao
[+6] u/xeuropa: MU did you buy the dip yesterday
[+6] u/PoobliusFlavius: MU
====================D
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: You idiots thought pigeon shit could bring this market down?
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Buy NVDA/MU/AMD calls, then sell EOD. Free money.
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Today is going to be a complete circus
[+6] u/North-Collection6304: so how does the market typically move on the day leading up to NVDA earnings
[+6] u/cmalex777: Have a great day People!
[+6] u/Micronto65bymay: I need the Jensen holding the whole market on his back meme.
[+6] u/borkdpasito: Looking to enter MU around $300
[+6] u/NonBalisticSniper: I'm monitoring the situation right now.
[+6] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: the datacenters are never getting built you retards
[+6] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: I should of held my Nvidia calls this market ain’t going down
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: bond yields sky high and no crash
[+6] u/gomper: Yeah I'm sensing massive red candles at cash open
[+6] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: My hate for MSFT is visceral
[+6] u/AffectionateMud7651: Hey RKLB ... WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
[+6] u/fewthingsarerelated: Open
The mother effin
Casino
[+6] u/New-Length5593: https://preview.redd.it/dr2tzjoyma2h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c9d202e0c237745f29a49bd6763530f377b3d6
[+6] u/BEK_Sabiha: You'll need to buy RDDT today.
[+6] u/awakening_brain: Buying semis and retire and in a year
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: Someone out there think nvda will miss
[+6] u/Abe2025: I need a +10% day please thank you
[+6] u/Cpryus: Msft has officially become the inverse qqq etf
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: bers really thought *this time* semis were finally gonna collapse
[+6] u/sounbaggie: Welcome to nasdaqistan motherfuqqqa
[+6] u/United12345: Why is everyone so bearish, did I miss something
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: I'm a fool to hold these nvda calls through earnings
[+6] u/Bizonistic: I was told buying calls at open was free money :(
[+6] u/lilordeo: ANOTHER MEMORY RUG PULL WHEN WILL IT END
[+6] u/HeightDisastrous5130: Regardless of news, fundamentals, developments etc
The stock will either:
Go up
Go down
Stay the same
1 in 3 chance of getting it right
I must be close to 20 wrong calls on the trot 😂
[+6] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: People shilling stocks in here like it will dramatically change anything is so funny
[+6] u/daynightcase: how are you fucks able to afford MU calls?
[+6] u/Jc1649: Glad i restrained myself from a market open trade
[+6] u/ten7four: Wow what happened to RDDT
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I’ve gotten so destroyed these past two days I’m literally selling $80 of options for $10 gains just to see some green. I’m so fucked 😭
[+6] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: The leather jacket will be extra shiny and studded tonight
[+6] u/Infinite-Meet: trusting this market is like trusting a fart
[+6] u/Swiftnice: NVDA will probably be down over 10% tomorrow
[+6] u/stockdaytrader7891: NVDA to soar to $248 after hours???
[+6] u/PrestigiousPrompt293: I genuinely think MU calls now.. just had a double bounce off support. This is not investment advice. I'm an MU call bagholder in fear of my port.
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: 1 day later SaS back to ass
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: We already lost JPOW we need you to save America leather jacket man
[+6] u/Rickyskeets69: People need to stop texting and driving
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: Not wise, not only earnings tonight.
Jensen will give keynote on June 1st
https://preview.redd.it/9b7karmika2h1.png?width=1216&format=png&auto=webp&s=907f9b2c24633adcf3428a2185f44b957c895a68
[+5] u/JellyfishFestival: this is most def a wait until 1030 day today
[+5] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: There’s a critical point in intelligence that is fatal for finances.
Smart enough to navigate an options chain, dumb enough to become a gambling addict.
Maybe I shouldn’t have paid attention in school.
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: I didn’t know MSFT was an oil company.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Another "Let's run NVDA up on the day of earnings" because that went so well last time 🙄
[+5] u/CoatEnvironmental728: If we could hit 750 today I would cancel all my loses
[+5] u/crys0706: Charging bull statue on wall street is on fire. It's over for the bulls.
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Everything looks great but somehow my port is down..
GOOGL & TEAM letting me down again
[+5] u/sleepygarner: I knew I should have inversed the gays in here that fud
[+5] u/suizman: Today is gonna be a historic pump & dump, right?
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Wearing a pink thong and black leather jacket today
That’s it
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Prediction. Initial pump. Then drop and bleed out from.10AM-1230ish. Then melt up. Pump from 3-350ish. Dump into close as NVDA fears win out.
[+5] u/yyzindieee: MU keeps this up and there’s gonna be B’s on the table
[+5] u/Careless-Ad-2400: 0dte pro tip. buy put to hedge for call. stonk only go up
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: Anyone with kids in the middle school or older range know the incessant battle with technology and tech bros are doing a hostile takeover of our world.
Our kids are completely cooked and we literally have zero fighting chance.
[+5] u/squidsauce99: Bezos out here praising 🥭 and you’re not buying calls on amzn, Ber?
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Bulls be like: “your overconfidence is your weakness”
Bears: “your faith in your friends is yours”
[+5] u/Czyzzle: On days when I hold 12k in calls options that were a revenge trade I do not look at my port until 5 minutes before open and only then do I decide whether my wife is a worthless bitch
[+5] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: RUN MAGNACHIP AND RACKSPACE RUN!
SWING FOR THE FREEDOM
[+5] u/fish_: lol at everyone calling for a dump at open…we are BIG green today
[+5] u/Dismal-Annual4078: actually insane if semiconductors get dropped today
[+5] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Please let the casino be fun today
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Carl Quintanilla is your father.
[+5] u/hankster221: what's the proper term for the "beat earnings and revenue but still drop" phenomenon
[+5] u/Apple2o: Dumped off thousands of SOXS bags on some poor bastards yesterday 😮💨🤌
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: It's crazy how buying 3x long etfs on every dip is a legit viable strategy in the printer always on world.
[+5] u/enc-nyc: everyone is sure NVDA will dump as it did 3 last times, which means....
[+5] u/InternationalDot3937: Today we will see the biggest green candle in 2026 unlike no other.
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Big fucking GUH when you need a shit *after* showering.
[+5] u/__nameless____: Let the violence begin
[+5] u/Ok-Art6659: I just got ServicedNow
[+5] u/kemar7856: Fuck you Microsoft fucking trash
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I DONT WONNA GO TO SCHOOL, I JUST WONNA BREAK THE RULES 🕺 🪩
[+5] u/uwvirgin: META 🤜🤛 MSFT worst bag 7 duo
[+5] u/callmeladygrey: NVDA will pump 5% at close. Then dump 5%. Start the day flat before declining 3% during the day and pumping back to flat by EOD. Then it will end the week up 30% next week.
[+5] u/Own-Payment-5287: Damn the Europoors pump us up and we dump? Sad
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Watch this V by 11am.
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: down another 12k on nflx
[+5] u/No-Alarm3762: NBIS drops 5% first 5 minute of market opening LOL
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: MSFT about to hit a nerve fr i am so sicked and tired of this pos not doing anything!!
[+5] u/Future_Light_8571: I’m unsure about NVDA earnings, but I almost just want to hold calls for the thrill
[+5] u/Hist0racle: Chad 2025 RDDT: 100+ PE, stock price doubles from $140 > $280 after promising earnings, great volatility.
Virgin 2026 RDDT: <50 PE, hides in its safety range of $140 any chance it gets. Lose miney on calls and puts
Disgusting.
[+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: "were in no hurry with iran" how is this bullish lmfao even as a bol this shit does not sound like good news
[+5] u/Ok-Permission-5270: MSFT and RDDT the two stocks I bought both dying today 😭
[+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: just saw 3 accounts in here that were posting bearish 2 hours ago now in full bull mode
im getting uneasy
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: This market is actually so retarded lmao
[+5] u/Scared-Signature-452: So disgusted with RDDT that I finally sold
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Looks like I'm going to be a long-term investor in RDDT
[+5] u/Galactic777: That was my rent money
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: gotta accept the fact MSFT was the wrong stock. shits like actually making me fucking tear up like wtf is this shit man?
[+5] u/shindiggaa: SPY calls are funny. SPY dumps, I'm down 20%. SPY pumps i'm up 5%.
[+5] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: MSFT rejected that 125 ma pretty damn hard yesterday lol.
[+5] u/calvin_tam: Did a pigeon just shit on someone
[+5] u/BullishonOptions: The day after Tuesday is here. Let’s hope there are no clever messages delivered.
[+5] u/ukweeve: NVDA is up 10% this month...so rise, dump, flat, yawn
[+5] u/kawkface: Nvda is 5 trillion market cap no way it moves 10% post earnings
[+5] u/Dritzz-9966: I have strong INTUition about this stock.
[+5] u/TropicalOinkment: SPY bouncing. On it, crazy style
[+5] u/ryguy96245: Selling 4,000 lobsters to fund my next 0dte play. Might have to sell my rune Scimitar too.
[+5] u/Juidawg: I bought POET 3DTEs at the bottom yesterday. Calls. Hope this holds
[+5] u/booster_gold__: It would take like 2 trillion dollars to move NVDA to 300 lol
[+14] u/Anal_holocost: What the actual fuck just happened?
[+12] u/JesusBoughtPuts: With all this shit talk about MSFT, you betcha it’s time to accumulate.
That shit is mooning sometime between now and EOY
[+11] u/ElkForsaken6833: Let me guess, the war is over for the 10,000th time
[+11] u/Jerikolol: 10 year at record highs? quick someone get some minister of pakistan on the phone and send him to Teheran, ASAP.
AXIOS: PEACE TALKS GOING WELL
Market: cooms
[+11] u/FabulousLanguage6216: “Market doesn’t like uncertainty”
[+11] u/thewayyoulook2night: From -35k to +1k on 0dte tesla calls....
[+11] u/Ble_h: It took 1 bullshit tweet to shrek the market. Signs of a very healthy market indeed.
[+11] u/Kind-Recognition4528: LULU is the gayest stock in the universe
[+10] u/potato111a: WHY MSFT NOT GREEN IF WE HAVE A DEAL? 😡😡😡😡
[+10] u/Strangerdanger8812: Made $66.25 trading futures... we aren't the same
[+10] u/ecoburner87: Endless fake news and rhetoric simply meant to move markets
[+10] u/Isometric_exercises: SPY was $469 when Mr Beast remade squid games.
[+10] u/9LegParlay: This is about to skyrocket
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Fuck you mango you fat orange
[+9] u/whodey84: Pakistani Admiral will be traveling near Iran with maybe some random ideas.
Buy unprofitable tech!
[+9] u/uncsucks: Lol peace deal is all fake news just watch
[+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: >US total crude inventories fell last week \~17.8 million barrels, the largest weekly fall since data is available starting in 1982.
[+9] u/StophJS: My problem is I keep buying the cheap stock of good companies instead of the expensive stock of speculative ones.
[+9] u/Prayaa: Yes the market is manipulated. No they don’t give af if you recognize it. Yes the way to earn money is to hold calls throughout the year.
[+8] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Closed my short calls, pump can resume now.
[+8] u/kev0795: Take that u gay BEARS 🐻
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: how much money did the taco family make from this candle? thats the real crime
[+8] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Pakistan: We’re presenting the final plan from Iran soon
Markets: Oh thank god
🥭: Please let it happen
Bibi: …. No
[+8] u/NormalConfection28: Good entry point for MU?
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: BRO LOOKING FOR AN OFF RAMP TO SAVE HIS PRECIDENCY LMAO
[+8] u/lookingforajob2020: I'd love to be the journalist who comes up with these fake sources
imagine going all in on 0dte calls then publishing a piece saying 'some guy claims that the Iranians will bring some sheet of paper to Pakistan' and watch your portfolio go brrr
[+8] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: So talks in Pakistan in 10 days but also they have a final agreement that is going to be released tomorrow?
Makes total sense
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #PEACE DEAL ETF WEN?
[+8] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: My toxic trait is that i buy toxic stonks
[+8] u/Isometric_exercises: Can you believe that 95% of Americans don't pay any attention to this shit at all?
[+8] u/JafarFromAfar2: 50% chance this is an actual deal and 🥭 is agreeing to shitty terms in order to try and help bond market
50% chance this is more manipulation, intentionally propagated at this time to distract from newly-released US crude oil draw data
[+8] u/SevereResolution1288: I'm never gonna be rich but maybe one day everyone will be broke too like me
[+8] u/Coda70: Bears just threw their androids
[+8] u/Typingtext: I'm an idiot I bought GOOG calls and it's only thing not going up
[+8] u/whitepug: Hope you got a pretty mouth LMAO
[+7] u/davidbigham: MSFT is just an inverse Market ETF 🤡🤡
[+7] u/Round_Context_146: yeah fk bers, fk MMs, fk everyone... im never doing options again im keeping my candyass to investing where i belong,,,
[+7] u/Nakedputbuyer: What actually just happened
[+7] u/gcko: What did the idiot tweet?
[+7] u/NotMe357: "The Pakistani army leader may visit Iran tomorrow to announce the final version of the agreement text - Al Hadath, citing Sources."
"May" lol
[+7] u/JuneauMori: HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN'T SELL
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #SOURCES COMFIRMED IRAN WILL WALK AWAY WITH 20 BILLION IN CASH FROM TACO
[+7] u/vSlickRick1: Pakistan talking about a peace deal is the same credibility as axios
[+7] u/thewayyoulook2night: Down 35k on tesla calls
[+7] u/xeratice1: $4 pump on spy in 4 minutes.. guys we're hitting $800 today
[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: The whole market going up but my portfolio isn’t.
[+7] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: Freak the fuck out and panic buy everything.
[+7] u/chauhan_shubham: MU is lagging. Should be atleast 10%
[+7] u/Spy300: >INFLATIONARY SHOCKS REDUCE U.S. TREASURYS' SAFE-HAVEN STATUS: NOMURA ASSET MANAGEMENT INTERNATIONAL
>U.S. TREASURYS CAN BEHAVE MORE LIKE RISK ASSETS DURING INFLATIONARY SHOCKS: NOMURA ASSET MANAGEMENT INTERNATIONAL
✅️
[+7] u/potato111a: Iran war = SPY 750, Iran + Cuba War = SPY 1000? LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Jahbtownusa: I can’t believe that after all the cool videos and content that GoPro has made us over the years, it’s not looking like they will survive. What a bummer.
[+7] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Switched to calls. You can expect it to dump now, and everyone saying it will pump will be radio silent
[+7] u/mneymaker: NVDA earnings after market, 20y bond auction mid-day during market hours, WMT earnings tomorrow pre-market.
Pick your poison
[+7] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Someone here full ported puts yesterday
[+6] u/Ferdoki: another day of bullshit
[+6] u/JuneauMori: THE ONLY WAY WE DRILL IS TOWARDS THE SKY, PIERCE THE HEAVENS, GREEEEEN!!!
[+6] u/Klaus_Winchester: It’s chopping all over the place. I gotta stop trading the first 30 minutes
[+6] u/New-Presentation-146: Sandisk is about to sand my dick off
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: I may be poor, but I’ll die an honest man.
[+6] u/studybreak15: Literally WTF MSFT was just at 430 yesterday
[+6] u/Ble_h: Someone call the CEO of SPY. 4 days of red is unacceptable and I want my money back.
[+6] u/Azbroker28: Whole market trading like a penny stock
[+6] u/patmccock86: Ok what is the tweet now
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: The manipulation is legit just unbelievable holy fk just sell it all and get out of this pos market
[+6] u/tocinoman: "peace talks going well" ass market
[+6] u/steem99: don't paperhand your MU you fucking regards. It's either 800 EOD or 800 after market. Everything else is just market manipulation.
[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Traps everywhere bro
[+6] u/Myrajes: Qqq went up $6 in 3 minutes lmao 🤌
[+6] u/isolated-cat: **POSSIBLE WASHINGTON–TEHRAN DEAL NEARS FINALIZATION**
Work is underway to finalize the text of a Washington–Tehran agreement, according to Al Hadath sources, with negotiations reportedly advancing in earnest.
Sources say a final deal could be announced within hours if Pakistan’s army chief does not travel to Iran, suggesting key diplomatic steps are nearing completion.
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: I did not expect this
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Yeah RDDT -5% makes sense considering the geopolitical situation
[+6] u/cowman711: Sold my puts for double and bought calls right near the bottom wow what a cumshot
[+6] u/JuneauMori: BREAK THAT 738 RESISTANCE HARD LETS GET IT
[+6] u/le_pedal: I'm having a hard time figuring out if we're bullish or bearish these days
[+6] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Work is literally costing me money. I just want to trade.
[+6] u/Skeezerman: This market has retard strength. Stay out of its way.
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: Why is MU getting so flaccid
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: 🟢 BUY 🟢 BUY 🟢 BUY 🟢 BUY 🟢
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: now it's not, because you said it
[+5] u/SmilkyD: Puts way too obvious today better get calls
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: This really is the most hated rally
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: I'm afraid to buy puts, 0dte calls it is
[+5] u/SpycyPotatoe: bull or bear there's nothing more funny than seeing people crying in the casino
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I declare unbankruptcy
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: tempted to get some puts today... what does the hivemind say?
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Where do you think all these do nothing ceos came from?
[+5] u/Left-Signature-5250: AMD certainly is profiting from NVDA earnings tonight lol
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: The algo literally hates when anything goes itm. Anything.
[+5] u/fuckedupandhungry: Nice I sold my 10 QQQ calls at 40% loss and one min later massive green dick out of no where
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: This sort of movement just pisses me tf off lol
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: Said all samsung strike aint gon last
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: The fakeness. The gayness.
[+5] u/pineapplelover212: Told you guys something was up with the oil movement today
[+5] u/xironically23: Holy sh** I bought spx 7410 calls premarket for 12.40 each, got another at 8.00, watched them go to 2.70 each was down 3k, now I got out up 1.8k hope everyone has a good day, remember don't buy pre market spx options 😭
[+5] u/iAmGrimTV: If a peace deal hits today/tomorrow and NVDA beats earnings we are ending the week at 750 on SPY 😂🥳
[+5] u/mingesniffa6969: King Leopold is considered one of the the most monstrous men in modern history for implementing policies such as chopping off the arms of the workers children who didn’t meet their rubber quotas. Imagine you and your fish head wife naming your new born that and not thinking he would be rat bastard
[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: Why the fuck we pumped?
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Bears cooked again. Are you guys glutton for punishment?
[+5] u/tiger1191: This is your captain speaking, HODL the market is a fickle sob
[+5] u/mingesniffa6969: My fishhead wife is wondering where the rainy day fund is but she doesn’t know a bird shit on a man on Sunday like I do
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: Mu thats not the way buddy
[+5] u/RealPrinceZuko: Very clear healthy market behavior
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: im going to bet the peace agreement has more items that we wont agree with and will be sent back for another 2 week negotiation
[+5] u/Zoloft5250: NVDA usually beats nowadays, doesn't mean it goes up the next day
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: You think this is green? Check me out at 12pm 🥒🥒
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Dollar casually lost 0.3%
[+5] u/DoominaTater: Very excited for today's episode of Draggin Balls V.
[+5] u/Isometric_exercises: I'd probably make more money if I forgot my password for 2 months
[+5] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: sold all my short term options positions, transitioned to leaps and deleted brokerage app.. should allow me to stay away from the 0dtes
[+5] u/r0n224: Any specific news for this pump guys?
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: the final draft was sent back because it wasn't double spaced and there was several grammatical errorrs
[+5] u/bringbackcayde7: this is most likely a bait
[+5] u/Latter_Smoke_3767: Is this a fake pump, fam?
[+5] u/4dham: imagine the top being a series of lower highs that look like buying opportunities until they don't.
[+5] u/Accurate-Letter-546: i got bbc luck (lose all my money and become a slave to the system)
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: What leather jacket will Jensen have on today, I hope it’s one that pumps my calls.
[+5] u/abused-throwawayy: Another day of bitches screaming in my ear that we should be in the breadlines rn while VIX drops even lower
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Do yall ever feel bad when you make more than the average American does in a year on an fd that you held for 15 minutes.
I sure as hell dont.
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: you shouldn’t be in here
[+5] u/9LegParlay: Just gonna ride the trend. Buying one put and holding all day
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Imagine having bought MSFT yesterday at open🤡
[+5] u/__pickle_rick: All you people who keep saying “this market is regarded” did you ever stop to think that maybe it’s you who’s regarded?
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Bottom is about to fall right out of this piece of shit
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: market is saying good news from iran
[+5] u/Fair_Philosopher575: $MSFT is officially inverse QQQ indicator. I would rather throw money at hoes than that shit
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Friend who just started options texted me that he caught that pump. He said “I’m literally Warren buffet”. Can’t intervene it’s canon event.
[+5] u/Novel_Advice_2044: Who would have guessed that the countless comments of the degenerates in rddt won't be needed for training superintelligence
[+5] u/Superente_: Disgraceful, manipulated pumping in this market.
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: what happened did the war end again
[+5] u/JuneauMori: ITS CLOSE ITS COMING THE IRON IS HOT 710 QQQ IS GONNA BE BROKEN
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Something's afoot behind the scenes.
Go long.
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: # I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE TO MY NEW EMPIRE!
[+5] u/ImLemonized: Rip insane software rally (May 14 - May 19)
See you next year or something
[+5] u/VaIentineX: reminder and note to self: first move is always fake for nvda earnings
[+24] u/Ok_Visit_5741: MU to 900 by end of week.
Yes I have calls. No I don't care about the company. I just want to make a shit ton of money.
[+16] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: This sells off after lunch doesn't it.
[+15] u/Saqify: Pumping off the same false lie he’s been saying for the past 2 months
[+14] u/moorhound: What the headline said:
>White House Press Pool Reports Posts On X "We're In The "final Stages" Of Negotiations With Iran."
What he actually said:
>“We'll see what happens,” either we’ll have a deal or “we're going to do some things that are a little bit nasty, but hopefully that won't happen.”
>“We're going to give this one shot. I'm in no hurry.
You never think, ‘Oh, the midterms.’” “There's a lot of anger now in Iran, because people are living so badly.” “You were in Vietnam 19 years, you were in Afghanistan, and these other places 10 years.” “Iran is decimated, and you're going to see things that are amazing. You're going to see a lot of amazing things over the next three years for our country.”
This fucking market will pump off of *anything* lmao
[+13] u/Burrow-Owl: The hardest part about buying puts is telling your parents you're gay.
[+13] u/Short-Mixture1823: Do y'all really believe this news? That we're in the final stages of talks. How many final stages have we seen?
[+13] u/I-ProGamer-I: If there is a red spy day ever again, just buy OTM calls with a strike price equal to the spy opening price on that day before market closes.
[+13] u/Me-Regarded: I need NVDA to drop -40% or I'm in a wee bit of trouble
[+13] u/Beloved_Mango: Pumping into NVDA earnings
What could possibly go wrong
[+12] u/Black_Label_36: Of course when I just buy 1 call I'm up 120%, but when I have 20 calls I get wiped out
[+12] u/ChickenYip: TRUMP SAYS US IN 'FINAL STAGES' OF TALKS WITH IRAN: POOL REPORT
[+12] u/Normal-Phase-1252: FINAL STAGE OF TALKING
BACK TO WEAPONS AND FORCE
[+11] u/schwalbatros: Die some research on Reddit and found out that fair value of MU is somewhere between 10 and 5000$
[+11] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: guys we're in the final talks with iran, super serious this time
[+11] u/edmundamore1: Just made 5 dollars fuck all you losers 🖕🖕🖕
[+10] u/rugbyliebe: So we're pumping on 2 (!) tankers supposedly going through the strait.
The level of stupidity is just funny as hell.
[+10] u/Sam_Vicious2: LMAOOOO watching the 1k I almost spent on calls turn into 13k... ouch
[+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: What fake news did we just get
[+10] u/opiewann: Bers in total disbelief (and destitute poverty)
[+10] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: That’s called a bear trap
[+9] u/BabyGrogu69: **I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
**I will sell my NVDA calls before earnings.**
[+9] u/jerm2z: I told Claude to make a giant Shrek dildo for MU and it fucking did it. You guys are fucked, AI is taking all your jobs
[+9] u/C0up7: NVDA isn’t pumping hard before earnings because everyone knows it’s gonna sell-off after earnings as usual lol
[+9] u/w8w8dont: My friends dad works at Nvidia and he told me that bers fuk
[+9] u/xlmtothemoon: what are the odds that the war ends and everything actually crashes instead of pumps
[+9] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: I LOVE days when I'm done working at 10:30. I'mma go for a run and then day drink.
[+9] u/Intelligent_Heat451: # NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+9] u/31andnotdone: i was feeling a tiny bit depressed but i figured I'd show up here anyway because you guys make me realize it could always be worse
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: #Sorry what caused the oil dump?
[+8] u/cosmicoconuts: What the actual fuck is going on
[+8] u/hivaidsislethal: Market has become a penny stock
[+8] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Wtf is going on, I hate that every day is just a god damn mystery of tweets and fake headlines
[+8] u/Xzlk: Equities ripping, yields falling, oil falling, AI melting up, MSFT still red. Everything is balanced and as it was meant to be.
[+8] u/Impossible_Love1510: Jesus. This bull market is crazy
[+8] u/chibi78: This shit is retarded to have market react to same rumor twice in a day.
[+8] u/3brcuse: bers were so smug this morning now they fukt
[+8] u/browsk: Wait so you’re telling me all those bots posting about a rotation into software, and how yesterday was a bloodbath, were just bots posting to manipulate you? 🤭
[+8] u/baconography: Is the war over, or something?
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: I am now a liquified natural gas expert
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: literally everything is bigly green except RDDT 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: Just got off the phone with my quant from Yahoo Finance comments section. Sell it all
[+8] u/FunInteraction9796: puts here seem reasonable
[+8] u/emanresu711: Ain’t buying shit from this fraudulent
[+8] u/PocaMadre69: I see this rally and I just go WHY THE FUCK
[+7] u/Poptart_Salad: lol there's no way anyone is paying attention to a Pakistan press release right? It's always deliberately misleading with the word selection to make it sound like someone accepted an agreement to end the war when in reality it's nothing.
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Breaking: Samsung strike over... That means MUCH more chip supply. Be careful regards
[+7] u/WillNeighbor: you fucking cucks never learn do you. NVDA will report like a fucking beast, but it’s been priced in in the 10% move from 200 -> 220. it’ll jump and dump and settle somewhere +/- 2%
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Holy pumps wtf is happening
[+7] u/widerdog: i admit, i become more greedy everyday
[+7] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Hmm, oil -6%, did we find something to replace it ? Might be priced in...
Spy 800 eow
[+7] u/Poptart_Salad: Largest crude oil draw in history vs "we'll see what happens"
[+7] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Slowly making my way back after losing 7.5k on bitch ahh nvda. Only 6.4k left to get back. Fuck you jensen
[+7] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: i wonder what Michael Burry is saying when looking this market movement, is he saying "!guh" or "bus" ?
[+7] u/Specialist_Berry_725: oh hey! why am I hanging here? nothing just waiting for THE FUCKING NEWS THAT NEGATES OR OTHERWISE DUNPS THIS WHOLE SHITSHOW AGAIN LIKE EVERY FUCKING TIME
[+7] u/schwalbatros: Only reason I‘m here is because my mother never let me have a gameboy
[+7] u/moonlanding12223: MU’s resistance is too strong. 820 EOW
[+7] u/ckami_91: It’s gonna beat and go red
[+7] u/iwant_vengeance: Who tf is buying amd at this price
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: market is about to get interesting, ideal material for finance history books regarding structural and systemic financial crises.
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: I thought U guys told me today was a market crash 😡
[+6] u/zodnodesty: Why is rddt sucking dicks? Did they read us?
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Fuck those pigeons up, Spy.
[+6] u/Radiant-Place-6400: buying oil at $97 during that dip was easiest money ever… wish i bought more
[+6] u/Mathguy200: SPY $760 EOW BUCKLE UP BITCH
[+6] u/FuckleUp: Trust your instincts. Then do oppo
[+6] u/zetia2: With no china deal can we get to 250 from earnings guidance?
[+6] u/RonBlake: Nostalgic for the Great DRAM craze of 5/10/26-5/15/26. Wild times
[+6] u/RjBloxks: If we dump back to daily lows here I’d orgasm
[+6] u/CMTTrader: ⚠️⚠️⚠️Last chance for 🐻 before filing bankruptcy ⚠️⚠️⚠️
[+6] u/TacticalTackleBox: Truth social post must have been LIT
[+6] u/moorhound: The 🥭 tweet didn't even have anything to do with Iran, he was rambling about "Dumocrats" and Harry Reid or some shit. There's no outside headline explaining that rando candle
[+6] u/Nagalavonpelt: What’s Mango 🥭 pretended to do now?
Has he cured world hunger or invented a flying carpet
[+6] u/Leaveittoybot: Did we pump because of a schizophrenic rant?
[+6] u/RjBloxks: Sold my puts and buying 745 calls here wish me luck lol
[+6] u/alldayidreamofdollas: 86% gain today on SPY calls. Sheesh. I’m logging off for the day…
[+6] u/browsk: Starting to think Reddit might not have been a good investment.
[+6] u/The_real_Covfefe-19: Imagine if NVDA missed, lol.
[+6] u/drbigtoe: we have concepts of a deal with Iran
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Thank you for holding onto my money for a few days ber🙏
[+6] u/Elegant-Berry5192: I bought 3k worth of puts not even 2 minutes before this pump lol I feel like god is trying to tell me something
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: miscrosoft sucks per usual
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Mango on Big Yahu: “He'll do whatever I want him to do. He's a very, very good man.”
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I'm just here for the gasoline.
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Jensen will say something about not being able to keep up with demand today
[+6] u/nateyp123: I sold my amd call yesterday for a 40% profit.. would be up 400% if I held one more day
[+6] u/Economy_Tune8120: dump it like your pants donnie
[+6] u/No_Cod972: Don't make me laugh bers.
You're not gonna win.
[+6] u/djklmnop: Man. Congrats to those who are holding. With the way it's been cliffdiving these last few days, you have some big balls for risking it for the biscuit.
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: We have once again unilaterally decided that nothing matters and that stonks should only go up. Hope you bought the dip on Monday!
[+6] u/wildcat1055: I need him to tweet something very bullish about memory
[+6] u/bigfan49: SPY averaging 15% annual returns for the last 5 years which is probably fine
[+6] u/Visible_Ad_2271: Bout to short the shit out of NVDA, it‘s the most overvalued of all tech companies and the hype has died down and it‘s becoming more and more obsolete
[+5] u/Radiant-Place-6400: Pump News - "TRUMP SAYS US IN 'FINAL STAGES' OF TALKS WITH IRAN: POOL REPORT"
[+5] u/jayxmor: Damn son. I know someone loaded up with puts at the bottom LMAO
[+5] u/Xzlk: Dog just left a pile of MSFT shares on the hardwood. Fucks sake.
[+5] u/BabyGrogu69: **all i am asking for is NVDA to $250 a share before earnings. I aint asking for much**
[+5] u/devonhezter: Everyone BUY 50 rklb shares for fun ! Fogogogoogogogog!
[+5] u/Cybermeld: So is the US government shorting the shit out of oil now to keep the bond market in check?
[+5] u/Jaysler: All MU bears are getting impaled. I love it
[+5] u/alldayidreamofdollas: SPY fighting for that 740
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Stupid ber, especially AMD ber LMAO🤌
[+5] u/snuuby: Anyone here brave enough to hold calls for tomorrow?
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: kindof expecting a lunch time sell off tbh
[+5] u/h4fiz: Genuinely what am I looking at
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: I got out that dumpster fire yesterday with 25k loss. Hedgies rugged the every living fuk out of me
[+5] u/Kryswa: Regret buying RDDT just because I use this app. Drops 5% on absolutely nothing
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: I was Ber at open, I lost money. Then I transitioned into Bol, I made money back. It’s not a phase mom I swear
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: NVDA earning’s will signal the top like clockwork.
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: CNN doesn’t even cover the Iran war anymore LMAO
[+5] u/Snoo23417: This was the "correction". Back to the regularly scheduled pumps.
Don't waste your money on puts.
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Buy the rumor buy the news
[+5] u/FatandBankrupt: Bros what the fuck was that dip in USO? Seriously over “negotiations”?
[+5] u/solid_snake1994: If SPY hits $744 today I will give up options
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Bonds yield go up high
Stonk go up higher
[+5] u/Waste-Milk2716: Is a recession too much to ask for?
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: My MSFT bags are heavy af but thank god I'm not in RDDT that shit would have me admitted
[+5] u/refrigeratorsHD: Seems like nvidia getting ahead of itself
[+5] u/dolla_bill21: Where did this green dildo come from?
[+5] u/UnknownM007: Something tells me we’re not done today
[+5] u/bearhunter429: >Intuit to cut about 17% of its workforce
#That's because no one filed taxed this year LMAO🤌
[+5] u/tesseramous: What did 🥭 say about oil?
[+5] u/potentialPast: DRAM 5/29 $60 call getting up off the mat, he's not dead yet!
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: SPY yearns for its ATH. Send it back up there bois
[+5] u/internetf1fan: Decided to buy Qqq calls after it pumps 1.3%
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: What do insiders know that we don’t?
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: My day is already ruined and the stock market hasn’t even opened yet.
[+5] u/KitchenCup374: I just need MU to rip up about 80% in the next week and I’ll be sitting pretty, is that so much to ask?
[+5] u/Fine-Will: Sure NVDA beat and dropped the last 4 times, maybe this time it will be different... heheh.
[+17] u/No_Current3675: u gotta eat her ass bruh
[+15] u/Puzzled_Situation_70: EVERYONE FLIP A COIN AND PICK A SIDE FOR EARNINGS NO CASH GANG ALLOWED
[+14] u/Suspicious-Composer8: Nvidia will pump cause everyone says dump
[+14] u/ThetaGrim: Not touching anything until nvda earnings
[+13] u/wicksXshadows: BEAR GANG ASSEMBLE - DIAMOND FCKIN HANDZ!
[+13] u/Wall_St_Bussy: The fate of the global economy will be decided in 4 hours. Trade accordingly
[+10] u/aqjingson: 🥭 apparently bought $5m (1%) of a Sushi train restaurant chain because he got it mixed up with another AI company (FujiKura) lmao
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Really sorry to hear about your MU calls bro. How are those 2 McDoubles coming along?
[+9] u/unpaid-astroturfer: if NVIDIA crashes it takes the entire global economy down with it
No pressure boys
[+9] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: How the absolute fuck am I losing right now?
[+9] u/zephyrs85: Mother of all earning calls tonight #urbn
[+9] u/upvx: known: nvda will beat and raise
unknown: whether market will pump or dump on that news
[+9] u/Rodriguezboy1: Jeez my oil puts skyrocketed
[+8] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I feel bad for those too poor to “invest” in this market. 😔
[+8] u/Sick0h: Nothing screams retarded more than someone spouting “it’s just 7 companies holding everything up!”. Half of the mag7 haven’t contributed basically any gains in the past year.
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: This is the dumbest day I've ever seen and I've been trading for nearly 20 minutes
[+8] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Peace deal has been priced in at least 20 times
[+8] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: FOUR 4HR RED CANDLES ERASED BY ONE GREEN CANDLE. BERS ARE FK!!!!
IF YOU ARE A BEAR, YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING BROKE ASS BITCH!!! HAVE FUN STAYING POOR PATHETIC SUBHUMANS
[+8] u/Gorm_the_Old: Headline: OpenAI Is Preparing to File For an IPO Very Soon -- WSJ
Finally, an opportunity to get in ~~early~~ not really early on a loss-making venture.
[+8] u/Important_Yoghurt722: Nvda is going to rip AH
[+7] u/I_pop_Jardiance: If Jensen "Massive Schlong" Huang says "memory" once during the ER...MU directly to 950.
[+7] u/BGMilan: If a peace deal is signed today ill cream my pants
[+7] u/Big-Safe3031: BREAKING NEWS: “NVDA set to break quarterly earnings record high by +1,600% today.”
[+7] u/CMac681: Time for lunch.
I’m thinkin Jones’ BBQ & Foot Massage
[+7] u/ateranol: MSFT is rising, so you know SPY about to dump
[+7] u/TinyDelegation: Who here has NVDA calls?
[+7] u/Ok-Cut-6064: I bet they hard rug us
[+7] u/carrollart: Oh we’re doing one of these “every chart follows spy chart “ days again huh
[+7] u/SalmonTheSalesman: raise your hand if you're in spy put cause you know nvda is gonna tank
[+7] u/ridina05: Gonna call it right now, I’m gay and regarded
[+7] u/WSB_Dre: Bull trap on that v.
[+6] u/chewks: TSLA is going to go up bigly. They scammed us canadians with the model 3. They changed car specs without notifying us, but updated it on their website.
What we ordered based on:
\~4.2s 0–100 km/h
\~250 kW peak charging
\~192,000 km battery/drivetrain warranty
What it is now:
\~6.2s 0–100 km/h
\~175 kW peak charging
\~160,000 km warranty
THEREFORE CALLS as theyre cutting costs and we still paying the same price!
[+6] u/Graefmf: I could really use a wish right NOW
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Pedo tweets are losing steam in this market.... might be the last pillar to hold this shit show together
[+6] u/Bapu_: mango must have ended like 50 wars so far in his term when he ends new Iran war every week
new record
[+6] u/thismarketisregarded: of course i'm shorting here
[+6] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: it took so much effort, and markets couldn't even pullback -3% from the ATHs. I'm sorry bears, you are fucked
[+6] u/chewks: rddt is so shit lmfao. why is it down today?
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: Rotation from RDDT to literally everything else day
[+6] u/FlatwormBig5514: Welp, can't trust Israel to not bomb the shit out of everyone, so even if the war "ends", Israel will eventually start bombing Lebanon again, thus starting the war back up. Sigh
[+6] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Where do we think SPY closes today, fellow tards
[+6] u/karamkka: I get an erection thinking about Michael Saylor being the largest bag holder in history.
[+6] u/Neemzeh: Wait, so let me get this straight.
Cramer this morning said "the software trade died yesterday mid-day"
And we aren't inversing that? NOW will be 120 by end of the week.
[+6] u/lSazedl: Mango about to annouce something thats going to send this shit into the shadow realm
[+6] u/AdExtension3875: Oil guys in shambles..
[+6] u/A10cc: # Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies.
[+5] u/jcdq: i bought only one call instead of going balls deep and this happens
[+5] u/tigolebitties7926: This is where you buy puts
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Shes starting to nose down....
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: One of my favorite made up stats is this.
"Inflation adjusted, SPX 7500 is SPX 2800 in 2008 money".
It shut my dad right up
[+5] u/chem_alx: Thankyou mr market for allowing me to buy the dips and accumulate shares
[+5] u/techlogger: NVDA - beats the expectations and excellent guidance
Market - drops 7% AH
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: imagine ever going to a casino when all you have to do is log into an app and start trading options
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Does anyone actually think Nvda will go up more tomorrow after ER?
[+5] u/Creep89: MU feels like trading gold or silver in the later stages, manipulated as fuck
[+5] u/SmoresPies: In a sea of green, there’s RDDT.
[+5] u/d3sp: It's fucking hilarious that literally no one knows what the fuck caused that pump
[+5] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: ^ This comment will prove why the top is in
[+5] u/Best_Regard: all these regards buying calls on MU for the NVDA earnings makes me scared for my MU holdings
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: It's a great day to Sell.
[+5] u/grope_da_pope: If SPY stays above 740 we ride at dawn.
[+5] u/El-Klotzo: get in loser, we going to cuba
[+5] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Question isnt if NVDA sells off after hours its by how much
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: They tried to shake paper hands out of MU 2 days before Nvidia earnings and you’re bearish?
[+5] u/bronzewhale: There's nothing quite like 12 point 1 minute candles
[+5] u/silver0199: Robinhood just gave me an alert saying "we're not calling you"
Guess I'm in the clear, boys!
[+5] u/Worldly-Pair3164: Anyone tried the Big Arch yet?
[+15] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Bers truly embrassed today lol
[+12] u/ebfeebfe: # RELEASE THE NVDA FILES
[+11] u/dumbest-bastard: I'm playing NVDA earnings. I never, ever win when I play any earnings. Like, ever.
I bought puts. NVDA bulls, you are welcome.
[+11] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Lost 3k in 3 days lfg
[+11] u/Burtonwurton: MSFT is tired of everyone making fun of him.
[+11] u/WarDiscombobulated67: ANother day of "Trump says iran talks are almost done" followed by wallstreet thinking its over, then followed by Iran saying they literally have not even gotten an email.
[+10] u/LawngClaw17: THIS JUST IN!!: MAN REALIZES IF HE KNEW WHICH STOCKS WOULD GO UP AND WHICH ONES WOULD GO DOWN HE WOULD BE A MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL DAY TRADER
[+10] u/msc2179: So NVDA is going to spike to 300 right?
[+10] u/Candid_Payment_4094: New batch of WSB regards soon finding out with NVDA what IV crush is
[+10] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: NVDA aLwAyS gOeS dOwN aFtEr EaRnInGs
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: Risked a mortgage payment for enough to buy a half a tank of gas.
[+9] u/doctad92: >The U.S. Treasury Department sold $16 billion in 20-year bonds today, which attracted below-average demand. The auction drew a high yield of 5.122% and a bid-to-cover ratio of 2.55, falling below the recent 10-auction average ratio of 2.65.
[+9] u/LostMallDoll: navidia earnings is like the superbowl, this shit is going to be wild
[+9] u/thefxll: https://preview.redd.it/2533yr16zb2h1.png?width=2737&format=png&auto=webp&s=adea24f1e466c045b2652210d7fb36a4a536b536
a duck just chillin on bloomberg rn
[+8] u/ki3ran8793: ASTS calls when this sub gets bearish on it has been my most profitable strategy ever
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: Made 100 bucks risking 2500. Is this good?
[+8] u/SlapYouSilly999: Why NVDA calls so cheap
[+8] u/slytythesneakyguy: My wife caught me furiously masturbating to the MSFT chart on Robinhood just now
[+7] u/Ok_Worldliness_2902: Another day, another effort to lower oil prices by saying nonsense. And yet the market buys it every time
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: This market is truly regarded. One thing remains constant, which is important: MSFT is fuk
[+7] u/neotank35: BREAKING: warren buffet to be banned from robinhood for flipping united health.
[+7] u/pepechan42069: ofcourse we pump because of potential iran talks wow
[+7] u/TopHoliday8362: Does the gay pigeon predict an NVDA drop AH?
[+7] u/surfinbird: Are you ready for the chipocalypse?
[+7] u/Gold_Victory3435: trend with chop is unbearable.
[+7] u/SunnyMikkle: Without fail every time I read “semi’s” on here my brain dials the autism to 7 and I always imagine we’re talking about big trucks.
Sigh. Doomed to lose money.
[+7] u/Karl-Levin: * Wait for fake Iran agreement news
* Buy oil calls
* Sell when it climbs back on
* Rinse and repeat
The pattern is so obvious you don't even need to be in the group chat to make money
[+7] u/Discount_LionSafari: https://preview.redd.it/zf4w3b6nyb2h1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f54ea72c667b86a30fb6c13f619a56b8d82da8
my wife's roth
[+6] u/globohydrate: My SPY 742C currently underwater like the world will be if we don’t stop the ice caps from melting
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I bought MSFT at 505.
I have been DCAing in that shithole for 6 months, but i dont have enough money to do it properly.
I checked today how much i lowered it.
It's at 491.
i.hate.this.game.
[+6] u/GrondForGondor: Imagine NVDA dropping 10%. That’d be pretty wild. Crazy. Who would even think something like that.
[+6] u/Coopalooper25: I’m a bol, but I cannot see nvidia green after earnings, it just doesn’t happen anymore 😭🙏
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: @Bers we (yes all of us) are laughing very hard at you losers today🫵
[+6] u/EmergencyInternal837: Sell nvda shares right before close?
[+6] u/WaffleHorizons: asked chatgpt what option would give me a 100% gain by Friday, it say 5/22 $235 NVDA calls
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Bers begging for inflation to rise, bombs to drop, and more civil unrest lmaooo can you imagine that? Hahahahahah
[+6] u/Suavecore_: Spy will be 800 by Monday if nvda doesn't destroy the entire stock market by not being 500% more profitable than expected
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: We’re all jacked to the tits on NVDA call options, right?
Just checking
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: People abandoning the ship and regards are like free seats yay
[+6] u/United-War9518: Gotta love SPY 0DTEs. Only stock you can wait 30 minutes to climb 30 cents, and then vaporize those 30 cents within seconds 🙃
[+6] u/AmeriMan2: Personally, I feel the fed needs to do 3 rate HIKES at least for the rest of 2026
[+6] u/Able-Technology-8055: Who else gettin cooked on 0dte tesleees
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Did Bezos get a chin implant?
[+6] u/ShrimpieAC: “US and China finally BFFs, AGI invented and cures all diseases, Seven new Straits dug around Hormuz” — Axios
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: this time we are DEFINITELY getting a deal.
[+5] u/Desperate_Recipe2450: New highers today with shorts being bought on that last dip… could be devastating for put holders
[+5] u/IllustratorHour1618: I am confused. How do we go from garbage proposal from Iran on Sunday, with 2-3 days left before hostiles resume, to final stages of the peace agreement?
[+5] u/CallmeWooki: Even postnut clarity doesn’t withhold me from buying NVIDIA calls
[+5] u/Sjgreen: My dumbass sold OKLO and bought RDDT
[+5] u/DesktopSurfer: Nokia you fuckin old man keep pumping we need another 80 years out of you
[+5] u/Successful_Trust_157: So up and down between 739 and 741 for the rest of the day?
[+5] u/Dependent-Entrance56: When even MSFT is green, you know bers r fuk
[+5] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: I like green, so pleasant to look at.
[+5] u/Redsirr: Who’s ready for take off
[+5] u/jeffynihao: Every fucking thing is moving more than HOOD. Man fuck this stock.
[+5] u/Redsirr: This is the WSB I miss
[+5] u/Stryker9110: THE MARKET WILL DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU THINK IT WILL DO SO INVERSE YOURSELF FOR MAX GAINS
[+5] u/epearson8282: Super vague post pumps love it “we will see what happens”
[+5] u/Ok-Wonder-8392: Are people still buying these youtuber clown stocks (like software), thinking they will magically recover?
[+5] u/FlyBlueJay: What if Nvidia misses
[+17] u/wyudtix: I’m from the future. NVDA looks like this after hours
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[+17] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Breaking News: Nvidia **lowers interest rates by 25bps**, citing “continued strength in AI‑powered consumer demand” and “the need to stimulate additional GPU‑related spending”
\-Reuters
[+16] u/trumpdiego: ##old heads remember this whole rally started at like 550 because rates were going to come down inevitably
[+16] u/vandammes: THERE ARE ACTUAL HUMANS BETTING NVIDIA IS LEAPING 10% UP. LMFAO
[+14] u/sailortyx56: Entire market waiting on a retard who owns just 1 leather jacket.
[+13] u/Madrid_Fan: Generational dump incoming
[+13] u/Useful_Donut6789: wouldn't it be funny if we kept losing money trading options, as a joke
[+13] u/prospectivemillions: !banbet NVDA 470000 1d
[+12] u/Zepcleanerfan: Its almost over guys I swear you guys Iran is begging for a deal I promise bro
[+12] u/Jimbeauxer: I will suck every fucking cock in this dump if NVDA is up after hours and keeps it to close tomorrow. NOT. GOING. TO. HAPPEN.
[+11] u/nikerock: If you think about it, a rate hike is bullish because it opens up the potential of there being a rate cut in the future.
[+11] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Nvda 250 calls because this is what the mass population wants
[+11] u/Legitimate-Drink614: NVDA delisting before earnings
[+10] u/SearchUsual5193: patiently waiting for the CEO of the stock market
[+10] u/Nut_Negative: I would pay $5000/mo for the WSB of 2018
[+10] u/SaraBrew4: Lol I bought 1 NVDA call and the stock went down $1 you're welcome
[+10] u/Nut_Negative: Dude really put 600k on NVDA 5/22s lol
[+9] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Jensen picking out jacket for earnings call.
[+9] u/Urinal_Zyn: "Oh you do day trading? That's so interesting, what's that actually like"
"Well I open the SPY chart in my app and point up over and over and yell at it when it goes down."
[+9] u/InfectedClit: I can’t imagine what some of your chair cushions smell like
[+9] u/Protonel: None of this shit has made any sense whatsoever, so fuck it more calls
[+9] u/Chancey004: Mfs do NOT want to hold Nvidia into close
[+8] u/thenewnoise09: NVDA gonna beat, plus AI is back on the menu. There will finally be a pump after earnings
[+8] u/PompeiiSketches: Announcing the finalization of a framework of a draft of a negotiation agreement on the location of the negotiations…. Is an infinite money glitch at this point.
It’s like the MMs are too afraid to turn off their AI tweet based trader.
[+8] u/Midnite_07: NVDA: We're gonna see a total 9-10% price decrease over the next two days...
[+8] u/ChreeKnowsBest: One day oil is gonna finally dump and not V right up and we can all finally take it off our watchlist and stop watching it inverse the entire fucking market.
[+7] u/Low-Tough8302: Incoming spy shrek dick today or naw ?
[+7] u/Ok-Grapefruit-572: I’m probably going to turn this $1000 into a valuable lesson about emotional discipline. Fack it.
[+7] u/Shire696: hawkish..doveish...? or Pigeon?
[+7] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Reporters openly LOLing about openAI being nowhere near making any profits.
Pure fraud. AI is absolute horseshit.
[+7] u/zipykido: Well at least the algos are having fun.
[+7] u/AdvisorOdd1938: Jensen pls skull fuk every ber at earnings
[+7] u/zurijer: Way too bullish in here.
You know what’s going to happen next
[+7] u/n1ck90z: I heard the main support beams of the ballroom will be made out of GPUs. For security reasons
[+7] u/kex06: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man bears?!?!?!?!
[+7] u/Sea_Variety_1691: Who is shaking in their boots wanting their mommy in the wake of NVDA earnings
[+7] u/nzholtok: Massive stagflation in 2027 is fine as long as we pump nowwwwwww
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: The only thing missing in the 250 celebration pictures is Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho holding an m16 in each hand.
Imagine believing anything but ruin can come from this sort of rampant idiocy and corruption. Your calls are fucked, period. Well, unless they are short term then you may be ok.
[+7] u/Nut_Negative: When the AI bubble pops ( and it will ) and QQQ drops -70% from the highs none of you will see it coming.
QQQ $900 Puts will still be OTM but should print in 2052
[+6] u/kumako10: Too many gay bers with puts. Must go higher
[+6] u/itsnotshade: Bears right now becoming zionists in real time to support their puts.
[+6] u/kumako10: when is the drill team arriving?
[+6] u/friedbymoonlight: What really happens tomorrow.
>! Theta Wins !<
[+6] u/jasherer: i hope NVDA crashes the entire world economy this afternoon
[+6] u/eireniconic: nvda announces 5070 with 16gb ram
= $10 trillion mkt cap
[+6] u/Burger_Gouger: I bought my puts to hold and you’re damn right I’m holding these to 0 or sushi
[+6] u/BigFuckHead_: Bears talking too much. Calls
[+6] u/casinoisalwaysopen: NVDA earnings is such a massive psychological barrier, it alone is propping up significant mkt cap of the S&P500. On the other side of their earnings report the market will be faced with nothing but instability, energy shortages, famine, pandemic and war.
[+6] u/bear2bebull: MU going to 1000 by end of June
[+5] u/Xryanlegobob: That means everything else green though, so.
[+5] u/Stealthless: Made $11 to fund my Chipotle chicken burrito
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Popping in again just to say fuck RDDT -fellow baggie
[+5] u/tommyschaf1111: mu rocket onto ber moon
[+5] u/TruChains: Mu waiting until all retail close calls to break resistance.
[+5] u/Nut_Negative: Open a HYSA in the next 35 mins, trust me bro
[+5] u/Prismt: Bought more Nvdea calls with the rest of my money I had left to my name. Will be celebrating or getting served divorce papers by my wife
[+5] u/stonetrade: 2027 is the new 2022
[+5] u/kumako10: has doubling down worked for anyone?
[+5] u/prana_fish: Well that's cute and disrespectful. $INTC and $AMD had their own earnings pumps on $NVDA earnings day lmao.
[+18] u/tortoisepump: Jensen: sales are down 20%.
Stock: falls 20%.
Jensen: I'm pleased to launch a new collaboration with Hermes for JH-branded leather jackets moisturized by the tears of bers.
Stock: doubles
[+15] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Can this please be a magical storm of nvda +20%. I’m not even in a position I just wanna see it.
[+12] u/TheMallard1: All in NVDA!!! *1.33453545 fractional shares*
[+12] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Took profit because $NVDA earnings has made me a COWARD
[+12] u/Yolopoloanimelover: My friend is from Asia, he is 12 hours ahead he said earnings were great idk what yall waiting for
[+11] u/Solid-Mood9571: All in NVDA, this times different 🤣🤣🤣
[+11] u/AfraidAnalyst: Took 50% gains instead of 90% gains.
Oh well profit is profit I guess
[+10] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: This is gonna be the biggest move in years. THE WHOLE STOCK MARKET LEANS ON THIS EARNINGS CALL
[+10] u/KyleNoThumbs319: I bet 80% of this sub only has fractional shares of NVDA
[+10] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Nvidia earnings during this stage of the AI cycle is like our Endgame lol
[+9] u/Interesting_Leg8859: Scam Altman urgently tryna dump his bag on retail lmaooo
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: I hope **JENSEN NVIDIA** says Agentic AI 1000x
[+9] u/KYEEZY98: Prediction: NVDA beats Earnings and Revenue projections, Stock goes down 8%
[+9] u/sharkenleo: Man it must suck to be a bear.
[+9] u/ArticleTerrible7621: MU $800 tmrw, just need Jensen to say the magic words
[+9] u/Better_Resort1171: His wife looks like she could suck a baseball through a hose, with those Carp lips
[+8] u/iwantlawschule: I may be wrong, but I’m not early.
[+8] u/baadllama_ghost: anybody buying puts right now, i want you to know, sincerely you are retarded and are with 100% certainty going to lose your money
[+8] u/FrequentUpperDecker: My 75 year old coworker mentioned “Ndivya” today. Top is in folks. Guy doesn’t even know how to use his laptop.
[+8] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: What are you doing with your NVDA calls jackpot tomorrow? I'm getting my anus bleached 🍩⚪
[+8] u/Frosty-Search: Some advice: do NOT buy options now. Premiums are jacked up and will get IV crushed after closing bell today. Some food for thought, as someone whose made that mistake many times 😅
[+8] u/Pluth: No stop loss is the only way to gamble.
[+8] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: We are going to ath’s can you feel it. It’s literally telegraphed. Even bers are buying calls.
[+7] u/Accomplished_Job5938: The fact it isn't flying to the moon today makes me think Nvidia is gonna pop
[+7] u/DrElkSnout: I can't wait to see the NVDA loss porn.
[+7] u/Dongkey_kong: Where were you when generational wealth was being made on AI? I was losing money on HOOD. That’s where
[+7] u/_m0nk_: https://preview.redd.it/j1qyw4yqic2h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc43da3be6563639a335e52fc1c23ecf19a1298
Why did they take this from us
[+7] u/eoiioe: To the guy betting 600k on nvidia tommorow, I really hope you are at a strip club already lol
[+7] u/Key_Improvement_9229: That howling you hear in the distance are the apes getting restless and screaming at the upcoming NVDIA earnings…
Settle down, apes 🦍!!!!!
[+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: Smells like a bol trap
[+7] u/2JoeysAJimyAndAJimy: wait so no one knows what’s gonna happen
[+7] u/posicrit868: How can anyone buy this “final days” of negotiations? Oils really fooled -4%?
[+7] u/Only-Doctor-7577: Fuck Nvda all in on puts
[+6] u/bigstew6: NVDA earnings leaked
[+6] u/Beneficial_Sense_275: 99% of people are buying and downvoting anyone that says otherwise. I'm confident in my puts. Thanks for ur service
[+6] u/SpyBagholder: If the market goes up tomorrow… my wife may be looking for a new husband soon
[+6] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Jensen going to read his script and add "negotiations are going well" and the strait will open soon! The economy is amazing and everyone is rich, buy buy buy.
[+6] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Agentic AI buzzword incoming in earnings call. He will say CPUs will be the next bottleneck. INTC moons and NVDA goes theta gang
[+6] u/Madsen13140: Any big booty latina out there to ease my pain ?
[+6] u/Icommandyou: All that capex, no way NVDA misses
[+6] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: How hard will NVDA pop for earnings? 🥒
A. Shrek
B. Shrek 2
[+6] u/Dizzy-Monk-: That leather jacket guy has the world by the balls
[+5] u/melvinzee: I was right the last 8 times and called every single Top and Bottom, right now 2 things are inevitable in this market... -> My Trading strategy
Literally twitter now.
[+5] u/SeasonOk8915: I wouldnt worry SPY will pump back up by 1pm
[+5] u/sylphvanas: Need to jizz in my boss’s coffee more often if we get days like today 🤑
[+5] u/crunchwrapsupreme4: Imagine bers thinking the memory trade is finished when MU and Sandisk are printing more money than the Rothschilds
[+5] u/B2BContinuum: there will be an unusual amount of crying at the casino today ...