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[+43] u/OSRSkarma: What is with all these absolute garbage ai slop meme spam.
Enjoy the bans.
[+27] u/NotMe357: "US proposed temporary waiver on Iran oil sanctions - Tasnim"
The pump news.
[+20] u/Distinct_Lack306: Sold my MAG 7 position for ASTS 🚀
[+19] u/Critical_Survey_975: “I hope nothing goes wrong today” \*I say as I clock into work at the everything goes wrong factory\*
[+18] u/hv876: Market dumps, stocks I own dump. Market reverses to flat, stocks I own dump even more.
[+17] u/OkResponsibility2470: Gonna full port puts to save the market
[+16] u/_Fibbles_: Low volume on the daily thread. Is the reduction of AI posts in here a signal the bubble is popping?
[+15] u/Deadecigs: Holding the calls over the weekend 💎💎💎🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼🤲🏼
[+15] u/Red_V_Standing_By: I think this sub has gotten way too Gen Z for me
[+13] u/SubduedWeed: Back in my day McDoubles and McChickens were $1 each!!
[+12] u/2020isgreat: By the end of this war we'll be begging to give Iran control over the strait and half of our nuclear weapons in return for them opening the strait lmao
[+12] u/moonlanding12223: MU 4% day and 850 EOW ez
[+12] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Lifting sanctions on your enemy during a war is a sign you are winning bigly!
[+11] u/lococommotion: 99% of this thread is bers who are now wiping away tears because they thought they had a shot of earning money this week 😂
[+11] u/2020isgreat: Iran's position is getting better literally everyday that passes lmao
[+11] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Someone in the White House probably about to make another half billion on oil shorts
[+10] u/Opposite-Link: I swear the market has beef with me personally
[+10] u/iAmGrimTV: AS WAS FORETOLD IN THE PIDGEON PROPHECY
[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: The fact that two red openings in a row is making people nervous that it might crash tells you everything about market confidence in this rally.
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: New week, new chances, god bless you all
[+9] u/GhostHashira427: Mongolian pigeon futures absolutely ripping
[+9] u/Long_Musician_7086: When the war ends it’s gonna shoot up even more
[+9] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: why doesn’t SPY just eat the other indexes? Is it stupid
[+9] u/31andnotdone: some things in life are worth fighting for guys. a stock with a p/e of 600 isn't one of them.
[+9] u/jerome-yellen: Idiot bears were trying to sell Ebola FUD this weekend LMAO, OWNED!
[+9] u/JackORoses: Pigeon poop = free fertilizer = lower food prices = calls
[+9] u/ecoburner87: Bulls begging and praying, tears in their eyes, every day for a different lever to be pulled by some government agency to save their calls
What stage of capitalism is this or is it centrally planned enough to now consider this communist
[+8] u/Immediate_Type4095: Yields are going up up up uuuup, EUPHORIA
[+8] u/MooseyGoosey69: Poet holders must have grey hair by now, the swings are crazy
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: who needs options when you can just trade poet shares
[+8] u/OSRSkarma: Shout out anyone with positions that leopold just bought into
Shits up 20% premarket LOL
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Screenshotting my Robinhood now before it becomes depressing in 2 hours :(
[+8] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Oil manipulation coming in just in time
[+8] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: I've never followed a war this closely before. Is it normal to send a new peace proposal every week only for that peace proposal to be rejected? At this point, with the progress made so far (none), it feels like this will happen indefinitely until one side loses interest. How many weeks can we go with a new failed peace proposal?
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: some regard here mentioned the words "circuit breaker" earlier
hence a pump is inevitable
[+7] u/melvinzee: IREN management have been running the stock up on rumours of a deal for 7 months now, pretty great PR work, but seriously, wen deal?
[+7] u/Acceptable_Office465: Time to freak the fuck out, SPY is down, MU is babrely up, war news rolling in, sell sell sell!
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Wtf happen? Looked like we were going green
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: No AXIOS headlines means no pump. We are going deep red unless they pump it for some “talks are going well”
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: There’s a cool looking black cat chilling outside my car with a white V on it. Top of the head is white and it transitions into a V along the body.
Gonna go pet it and wait for the green V.
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: It’s kinda weird how there’s zero fear here
[+7] u/1-gp: Believe it or not, day ends in green
[+7] u/KeyReaction892: Remember folks, nana walked so pigeons could fly …
[+7] u/AlGAdams: You thought Micron was a nice investment? Whey Protein isolate is up 50% since March
[+7] u/Gibraldi: I skip Reddit for one day and suddenly everyone’s talking pigeons
[+7] u/LivelyArid: A lot of you have never traded in the midst of a failed peace plan and a pigeon pooing on someone's shoulder, and it shows.
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Iran getting literally everything they want lmfao
[+7] u/Creative-Package6213: Lol bears thought...
[+7] u/ZYHUA: tiny baby bol pump fades REAL QUICK
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Algos in control. This is fuked.
[+7] u/Early-Elderberry-150: I want MU at 800 is that too much to ask
[+7] u/unorganized-orange: Shows you the immunity oil traders have built up to trumps pre market rugging, if this was three weeks ago oil would be down back into the low 90's
[+6] u/eoiioe: Puts/calls whatever you do, it’s 0dte time
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: these collard greens sure are *moving* through me 🥬
[+6] u/Late_Company6926: Respect the momentum. Unless it’s a trap
[+6] u/whalecaller: Leopold F13 dropped bullish bros!
[+6] u/Throwaway_biglaw: How do we trade on irans stock market tomorrow
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: BULL is gonna fuck me today i just know it
Calls 130d out
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Iran agrees to settle in 1 billion in Trump Coin
[+6] u/E39_CBX: It’s my money and I need it NOW
[+6] u/XorAndNot: Nothing like starting the week with the flu, just marvelous.
[+6] u/Voenker: Situational Awareness LP dramatically rotated its strategy in early 2026 by massively shorting semiconductor and tech giants via put options.
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Iran oil sanctions lifted. We might see spy 760 today.
Bye bye bers 🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/Fieryhotsauce: Oil sanctions lifted but also he's bombing Iran's nuclear plants? You can't make this circus up
[+6] u/JellyfishFestival: Since when were 'Iran Oil Sanctions' the issue?
I thought it was Iran blocking Hormuz to retain some leverage in the war with the US and Israel?
Seems like a tweet to fade.
[+6] u/spsteve: TRUMP ON TSMC: “INTEL WOULD HAVE ALL THAT BUSINESS NOW, AND THERE WOULD BE NO TAIWAN” IF HE HAD BEEN PRESIDENT WHEN "ALL THESE COMPANIES STARTED SENDING THEIR CHIPS IN FROM CHINA"
Enjoy folks.
[+6] u/No_Current3675: who tf is Leopold sound like some WWI bullshit
[+6] u/JJ_lifestyle: Only algos can do what just happened
[+6] u/myanriles: Sold poet for 140% gain, won’t buy back in unless we see sub $10 again
[+6] u/UnitedCup1814: Need some green. Got my dick kicked in bad on Friday . Fuuk
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I wana see MU to 800
[+6] u/hayleybts: Timing the market is important than time in market
[+5] u/Doughnutpower: “Sir, another pidgin has hit SPY.”
[+5] u/likamuka: I feel SO MUCH BETTER when there is a sea of red. This blatant criminal grift of a market needs to drop to 320 pronto.
[+5] u/BFox1982: Last 2 months are the biggest bull trap in history
[+5] u/OakyTheAcorn: POET to $20+ today ez
[+5] u/zer0_chance284: If I was a bear I’d eat salmon
[+5] u/trsx5: Imagine thinking you didn’t miss the trade on MU / SNDK
[+5] u/wallstreetdiva37: Can it just stay green for today so I can get out of my calls and I promise I won’t login my Robinhood the entire week then 🙏
[+5] u/LivelyArid: Alright, enough of this Iran war. Send in Tom Cruise to end it.
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: Vacation starts Friday 😎
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Axios tells the SEC their trading department just felt Oil's vibes were off before they shorted
[+5] u/lococommotion: My Pokemon cards are my best performing asset of 2026.
[+5] u/callsonreddit: half people that dm me are scammers. makes me feel bad for people actually looking for advice
Reddit gotta get their shit together
[+5] u/ryzetard: Iran said it remains committed to diplomacy but warned it is fully prepared to retaliate if attacked again.
wow, nothing burger x2321312
its the same shit every week, but i do wonder how algos react to that
[+5] u/lococommotion: SPY and MU are moving at exact same price lol
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Just a reminder that bears only have a 46 hour window to talk shit. Friday 8:00pm est - Sunday 6:00pm est.
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: THAT'S A BINGOOOO!!!!
[+5] u/Nictel: SPY went exactly to 0 and not green for a microseconds and then down again.
[+5] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: KEEL people. Please tell me about this stock and why you like it. Thank you.
[+5] u/Nice-Truck8806: is ford now an AI company?
[+5] u/killainvest: Just here for the “bears thot”
[+5] u/Redsirr: US proposed temporary waiver on Iran oil sanctions - Tasnim
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Currently at IKEA. Do you guys need anything?
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BERS reality doesnt matter to this regarded market, you never learn bastards!
[+5] u/trsx5: Make your life easy and buy $NOW at 9:45 today
[+5] u/ZYHUA: CONFIRMED: SPY TO RE TEST $620
[+5] u/Batmanforreal2: Seems like the market manipulation isnt working anymore
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Hope ber enjoyed renting my money over the weekend. It’s all coming back to me today. Ber really thot.
[+5] u/McClintockC: Left for a little while
R ber fuk yet?
[+31] u/potato111a: He 🌮'ed and its not even Tuesday LMAO 🤌
[+26] u/vanceraa: I support the Samsung strikes. Power to the workers!
(i just want MU 1000)
[+24] u/looool_k_libtard: I need to turn $300 into 7,500,000 by Wednesday to pay back a guy I met in the sewers
[+23] u/borkdpasito: Oil is fucked. Freight is fucked. Metallurgy and manufacturing reagents are fucked. Helium is fucked. China said fuck you. Bond market is fucked.
And you seriously think the Nasdaq can stay afloat without Bessent destroying the USD and eroding your real wealth. Bols are turbo fucked.
[+17] u/TipEmpty8429: Started going to the gym three months ago. Seriously the best thing I have ever done for mental health and happiness
[+17] u/Exotic-Marsupial4611: If spy ends red today, I will call my mother in law a bitch
[+16] u/potato111a: IRAN LAUNCHES BITCOIN-BASED SHIPPING INSURANCE FOR HORMUZ. AyaTOLLah LMAO 🤌
[+15] u/NoSenseMakes: 50 thousand bears used to live in this casino. now its a ghost town
[+15] u/XX_AppleSauce: You know you’re having a rough time when your phone doesn’t recognize your face.
[+14] u/Valkorion335786: The year is 2003.
You’re 12 years old and you’re playing Pokemon Ruby. You discover that you need to know braille to complete the game.
[+14] u/the_mind_goblin1: IRAN TALKS GOING WELL LMAO
[+13] u/Robo_e: Friday was the biggest bear trap ever
HERE WE MOON
[+13] u/Snowman33001: I’m a permabulltard missionary.
I go door to door and try to convince bers to see the light.
It’s the least I can do.
[+13] u/mage_irl: I told my wife I'm a ber and she left me
[+13] u/Got_Engineers: Just woke up
That’s what I fucking thought bears
[+13] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Rest in peace bear market
5/15-5/15🪦
[+12] u/Greatlakes_fish: Yall are buying while the 10 year is mooning bold move.
[+12] u/Aware_Secret_8910: I think of AI the same way I was thinking about blockchain in 2017. I wish I got in the grift early but I didn't. Now all I see is snake oil merchants making gullible idiots think better autocomplete is a big accomplishment
[+12] u/kwarknagel: At least you’re not a coward, but you definitely are retarded
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: Is society collapsing today or do I gotta go to work
[+11] u/ScarletHarpy93: I wish I was a Samsung worker arguing over a 700k one time bonus versus a $1M one time bonus while also having legal permission from my union to come to work and shitpost on Reddit all day as a "work slowage".
[+11] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Ber is liquidated. Inshallah.
[+10] u/Snowman33001: I’ve carried this market long enough with my $400 monthly buys.
Would anyone else like to step in and continue this historic bull run?
[+10] u/borkdpasito: Bessent has been very busy this premarket
[+10] u/FiveEggHeads: Most manipulated market ever.
[+10] u/Aladean1217: “Believe it or not, caws”
\-pigeon
[+10] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: MU 1000 by end of May
[+10] u/djklmnop: Apparently algorithms experience FOMO also
[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: I hate when you’re driving home and get hit with the urge to poop and your body knows you’re getting close so it turns up the pressure, and then you can finally see your own front door and your body is like “ahh yes, we are here, right this very second on the toilet” and you’re fighting for your life
[+9] u/thefrozen_one: Bers gonna need more pigeons
[+9] u/borkdpasito: Hate to be one of those people but this market is screaming ‘buy gold’
[+9] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Spy 750 today. Book it
[+9] u/Jerikolol: >US HAS ACCEPTED THE LIFTING OF IRAN'S OIL SANCTIONS IN ITS NEW TEXT : A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE NEGOTIATION TEAM TOLD TASNIM THAT UNLIKE ITS PREVIOUS TEXTS, THE US HAS ACCEPTED IN THE NEW TEXT TO WAVE IRAN'S OIL SANCTIONS DURING THE NEGOTIATION PERIOD. || **WAVING THE SANCTIONS MEANS A TEMPORARY LIFTING OF THE SANCTIONS**. || IRAN INSISTS THAT THE REMOVAL OF ALL SANCTIONS ON IRAN MUST BE PART OF THE US COMMITMENTS. HOWEVER, THE US HAS PROPOSED **A TEMPORARY OFAC WAIVER UNTIL THE FINAL AGREEMENT**.- TASNIM NEWS
If ppl wanted a bit more context about what 'waiving the sanctions' meant, and for how long etc. Yea seems weak from US side, but its an easy thing to grant to be able to reach some consensus (at least he didnt waive nuclear disarmament which was the entire goal of the war). So basically 'pay' Iran here and there, then the 2 core issues is nukes vs hormuz sovereigty. I dont think Iran would give up Hormuz sovereignty just for monies.
So what then? US concedes on nukes? maybe a temporary 5, 10 year ban? and Iran concedes on straits forever (with some US money to sweaten this deal)... seems workable? But yeah, this was your regularly scheduled (not AXIOS this time) fake pump 😄
[https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2056338581023813891](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2056338581023813891)
[+9] u/arbitraryBlue: Eventually MSFT will pump. Not today but eventually
[+9] u/dabblesest: I can’t believe bers thot again!!!
It’s so fucking sad
[+9] u/davewuff: Lmao bear tears best tears
[+9] u/Teckel22: *TRUMP READY TO MAKE DEAL WITH IRAN - AXIOS
[+9] u/stupidber: Fucking pigeon lied to us again
[+9] u/vermilli21: What a perfectly timed Axios post LOL
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: Poor
Obese
Stupid
Ugly
Choose 4.
[+8] u/gavbot_1213: Any thoughts on giving up today?
[+8] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: POET not stopping until 30
[+8] u/KeyInstruction641: *People paid real money for a 17 second MMA match. lol*
*The enshitification continues like a cancer that cannot be stopped until it consumes everything in it's path.*
[+8] u/Psychological-Ship85: We can all rest easy knowing the China is gonna buy more soy beans. That was a close one.
[+8] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: I hate when works gets in the way of my gambling😒
[+8] u/Funny-Food2361: Microsoft weak as pigeon shit today
[+8] u/insertnamehere-----: Mu infinite wealth glitch confirmed?!?
[+8] u/FalseDiamond7930: Bought TOYO thinking it was Toyota and now I have over 100% returns in a few months investing in Ethiopian solar panels. Blessed.
[+8] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Another fraud price target raise on Nvidia to bail out the entire market. The fact that this works is terrifying.
[+8] u/WalrusHonda: Real crash will only happen when everyone is long and certain that it couldn’t possibly crash
[+8] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: MSFT red MU green things are back to normal
[+8] u/tiger1191: Pigeons poop everywhere
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: “Beatings will continue for bears until pigeon stops shitting”.
WSB regard lol
[+8] u/Life-Trade-6514: They crushed oil last monday morning as well
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: That’s like a 1% pre market pump from the bottom
[+7] u/Eastern_Eye9576: It almost feels worse than losing when you sell your position to break even, only for it to 7x the next day if you would have held.
[+7] u/MeYouThemEveryone: The only way to reverse this is to find a pigeon and shit on it.
[+7] u/IamtryigOKAY: Bears gonna need therapy
[+7] u/kim82352: > CNBC : The South Korean government is pushing hard to prevent or minimize the strike, warning of massive economic damage (hundreds of millions to billions per day in potential losses). They are considering emergency measures if needed.
[+7] u/thethor1231: Good to see MU is back at a level where I only lost 80 dollars
[+7] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: aand it's green who woulda thought
[+7] u/gimmethatdough: SING IT WITH ME BULLS!
MR. JENSEN CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHERRRRRR?
TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND BERS CAN SEE
[+7] u/Aware_Secret_8910: SPY green, MSFT red. Same shit different day
[+7] u/OkEnd9276: Oil under 100$ ECONOMY IS SAVED
[+7] u/Phimb: I always try to keep a neutral mind on the ber vs bol thing, but any time bulls are up, they're happy because everyone is up, but... when bears are up, they're such weird, obnoxious, doom-saying cunts.
[+7] u/AncientAd3846: There goes our cheap calls
[+7] u/I_FEEL_LIKE_POGBA: Oil is crashing Bers r sooooo fuk
[+7] u/jakeisarake: If ber didn't see this coming idk what to tell you, it's the 13th time
[+7] u/VirgillMastercard: This market is a disgrace
[+7] u/Robo_e: Oil below $100 holy fuck this is going to be amazing
[+7] u/throwa91: BEARS WHAT HAPPENED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+7] u/Alive_Victory477: Who slept thinking their puts were safe?
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: NVDA and MSFT, please 🙏🏻 5% day.
[+7] u/A55BAG: How long the market keeps believing these leaks and positive headlines 🤣
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: I love the fuckin' casino
[+7] u/Alienblob1: Yall should’ve been here yesterday at 6pm pst for futes.
Hilarious seeing the bers in full force
[+7] u/Fantastic-Heron-6851: My prediction: The US trip to china was not to negotiate business deals, but to negogiate an end to the Iran war. Chinese industry is getting f'ed in the A rn, so Trump used stopping the war as a bargaining chip during negotiations. In return, China is going to drop a fat investment into all of the companies that came with Trump during the visit. Thoughts?
[+7] u/sadlittlewaffle: Don’t know who else to tell but I started going to the gym and lowkey kept going cuz there was this baddie but she doesn’t
Go anymore but she help solidify my habit so I’m not fat and now I actually enjoy it
[+7] u/AdOk3638: Pigeons shit on the bers today. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: Msoft back to being shit 💩
[+7] u/S0Anon: Pretty sure mod is a furry...
[+7] u/AdOk3638: See u in a week, retard. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Bright_Albatross649: this fucking war feels like both sides is using chatgpt for their strategies bro wtf
[+6] u/Outrageous_Method432: MSFT calls 450$ weekly
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: This is why options needs to trade the exact same hours the underlying asset does but nooo, cant let the little guys have a small slice of the cake
[+6] u/Prayaa: Phew Nvidia recovered a bit thought I was about to lose 200% gains for a moment.
[+6] u/AwkwardNovel7: market pump continues today?
[+6] u/tristis_veritas: Inflation is accelerating, Fed keeps ignoring it and still printing money.
It's not too late but US is flirting with and taunting uncontrollable hyperinflation.
[+6] u/OnceALoser: The market may tank on bad NVDA earnings. But then tons of pension funds and hedge funds own it and they will somehow give a positive spin to its earnings. So NVDA share price won’t drop. As a result market won’t drop. NVDA calls it is.
[+6] u/BrokenStonks: i am a cash bear waiting for market open to buy 740 calls
[+6] u/dabblesest: Statistically this is where you buy calls.
[+6] u/peterpeer9: my gift to the world is blatantly asking couples in their 30s who have been dating for three years why they aren't married yet right in front of both of them
[+6] u/Either_Way2133: Anyone get their Trump phone yet?
[+6] u/fewthingsarerelated: Here for the hopium.
MU to what price this week?
[+6] u/jakeisarake: What a beautiful morning to fuk ber
[+6] u/CompetitiveTime29: Redwire & Rocket Labs 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/stupidber: You know the rules, and so do I
[+6] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Ok I see now holdings puts was not the play and I want to apologize
[+6] u/Phimb: NVDA, please open at +2%, holy fuck man.
[+6] u/dabblesest: So we thinking 745 by lunch or…?
Bers r fuk
[+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Stop trading options if you’re a bear. The only way to win is to trade futures and close them out Sunday night.
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Load up on them MU calls while you can bois! We going to fkn space and beyond
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Sorry bers i feel for you. You prolly feel how i felt last friday…
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: bers are hulitated again, after celebration on weekend
[+6] u/tribalDruid78: PROPHET PIGEON was MISTAKEN
[+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Ceasefire imminent and we will moon
[+6] u/OkEnd9276: If Mango doesn’t accept this new proposal, idk anymore. Iran is offering a lot
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: IRAN SEEKS LONG TRUCE, HORMUZ REOPENING IN REVISED PROPOSAL
Leaks cited by Al Arabiya report that Iran is seeking a phased truce and gradual reopening of the Strait of Hormuz in a revised proposal.
Tehran is also said to be open to a long-term freeze of its nuclear program instead of full dismantlement, while proposing that enriched uranium be transferred to Russia rather than the US.
lol
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: Fed intervention nice
[+6] u/hioman01: We are due for 10 green days. Bers r fuk LMAO
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: Hopefully NVDA remembers stocks only go up this week
[+6] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Bers starving to death after today and will resort to eating park pigeons
[+6] u/huskermut: ASTS bears are in danger
[+6] u/Gortecz: Ima shit on the pigeon
[+6] u/King-Doge-VII: Fking bers hahahaha lolololol 🤡
[+6] u/WhiteWhenWrong: Nothing makes me happier than waking up to see last nights loud bears waking up sad boys
[+6] u/pooterssssssssss: We had our one red day on Friday. Now green 6 out of 7?
[+6] u/Jaysler: Mondays gonna bring back all the gains that was lost last week. BULLLLLLISH
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: # LET THE BULLRUN CONTINUEEEEEEEEE
[+6] u/ballmode: Bullish day. POOPY PIGEON
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Bro mu 5x leverage was horrible and now its heavenly
[+5] u/EnginrA: Go MU go! Need my 1000c to print!
[+5] u/_pout_: MSFT is literally on welfare. Think about it.
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Blow off top in the 10 year. We’re going higher.
[+5] u/IrfanZahoor_950: Chips trying to carry, oil and yields trying to ruin the party. market feels like it wants to rip but macro keeps grabbing the steering wheel.
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: oil already recovering... seems the oil market doesn't believe Trump's 🌮 anymore
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT back to sucking?
[+5] u/kawkface: How retarded would $MU 1000 calls with expiry 12/15/2028 be
[+5] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: Bulls r fuked haha puts gonna print
[+5] u/vermilli21: Dump the first 5mins then it’s calls
[+5] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: There was a V in the sky in my dream. I know what to buy first thing.
[+5] u/noahmfs: All weekend bears 🐻 rejoice that the world is ending, boots on the ground and spy will be 650 and 1 hr before they can sell their puts 1 twitt erase all their "projected winings" It sucks to be a bear I know because I was a bear.
[+5] u/kemar7856: You all overacted I looked at the premkt was like that's it.
[+5] u/BladeRunnerN9: It was KEEL all along
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: BREAKING: Shakira makes World Cup song
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: In my head, Berkshire is using fax machines and 56k modems to run operations. In reality, that may be a little ahead of the times.
[+5] u/1-800-FunkMaster: Lol HIVE up 40%+ premarket
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: !banbet SNDK 1600 2W
[+5] u/corundum9: Berkshire exiting their UNH position at the bottom is more of a sell signal for BRK.b than anything.
[+5] u/derprondo: Just wait until Jensen announces a new yuge investment in Nokia. I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOKIA
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Trading with a hangover fucking sucks
[+5] u/Zealousideal_Cow2789: Puts at open. Bols thank me later
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: it be green seas lads, hoist the colors
[+5] u/mmmmmmmayhem: Just buy any and all dips and forget about it.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Lambo dividend where every american gets a lambo.
[+5] u/TheMostMid: Therese no fucking way \* starts crying tears of joy \* I thought you guys were really gonna let those 🌈🐻gey bears eat me An my calls \*sniffs\* yall play too much!
[+5] u/browsk: Call at open you know the deal
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: WHERE ARE ALL THE FKIN BERS NOW
ALL HIDING BEHIND THE DUMPSTER
[+5] u/djklmnop: Damn. It's already going up..can't even catch calls at the opening for cheap.
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: And just like that. Green before open
[+5] u/Frenchtickler424: Bers are kicking rocks as they crawl back to their cave for the week. It’s a three day weekend so they really need to gather their strength
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: NVIDIA Day celebrations
[+5] u/whitepug: This day will end red one way or another
LISAN AL PIGEON 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: ber probably still in bed thinking everything is fine
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Everybody back in the semiconductor boat
[+5] u/aftherith: The predicable whiplash of the Sunday night panicans getting disappointed
[+5] u/CoolConfusion3606: Never take financial advice from a pidgeon.
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Thank you President 🥭 I could cry right now 🥹
[+5] u/Mysterious-Ad-22: I love seeing everything flip green and coming here to find out why
[+5] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: OPEN THE MF CASINO!!!
[+5] u/cheesygordita: Bond yields scream higher, leaked peace talks going well article, you can't explain that
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: and suddenly everything premarket red was premarket green
[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Yeah, they continue with fake headlines before open. They will soon dump their bags to stupid FOMO bols
[+5] u/slickback227: The bers really thought oh my fucking god aren’t you guys tired of losing money 😂😂😂
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: you can always see the time bessent gets in the office and flips the lights on
[+5] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Msft cant even have 2 green days
[+5] u/Abe2025: Gonna need this to pump hardsr equivalent to the loss last friday
[+5] u/Plastic_Barracuda711: Bubbles don't pop anymore. Any red is just transitory disinflation on the way to new ATH.
[+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: Kinda cool we get to win a war every other week :)
[+5] u/iwalkingRedFlagxd: to all the mu doubters.. hahahahahahahahah see you at 1k ❤️
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: lmao semis green means markets are green
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Full porting into SPY $750 calls. Fuck that pigeon.
[+5] u/Cybermeld: Whenever I think the Market can't get more regarded it proves me wrong.
[+5] u/Neader: Bears really thought
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Is it time for calls again on INTC
[+5] u/PlentyArmy2411: What did i miss with all the pigeon memes?
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: ink not even dry on those ber memes
[+5] u/Dismal-Annual4078: after toilet i want ath
[+5] u/Malefic-Angel: Went to bed afraid for MU. Thank god it came back
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Oh, fuck yeah. I feel the calls in my plums.
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Bears?!? Lmao yall are euphoric every weekend 🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/Phimb: Just fucking say some normal shit, man. This is why girls think you're weird.
[+5] u/whitepug: I DONT HAVE A FUCKING PIGEON EMOJI 🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛🐦⬛
[+5] u/Fantastic_Welcome_61: Reportedly a waver for Iran oil sanctions
[+22] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: im shaking. if asts opens above 85 im literally going to be homeless
[+15] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Mu weekend put holders went from riches to rags
[+15] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: MSFT down is the signal this pump is real
[+14] u/pineapplelover212: Can’t believe they manipulated this again on a fake peace negotiation headline 😭
[+13] u/FutureSage: IVE SEEN ENOUGH.
MU
1K
END. OF. WEEK. 🚀
[+12] u/MadmantheDragon: 2x leverage is so good when the underlying stock goes in the direction you want it to
[+12] u/Lower-Condition-4104: "The average bear market lasts about 9 to 14 months"
Updated to modern era: "The average bear market lasts about 8 hours."
[+11] u/Bromine_Bro35: https://preview.redd.it/vq1rk5r4aw1h1.png?width=1127&format=png&auto=webp&s=dad6ed16b2bfbd7c1677075a8f4838a6d84f301a
[+11] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Ah, I see SPY Finally remembered it's illegal to be red.
[+11] u/Extension-Ad917: How many more times can we price in this peace deal? Surely its got legs for SPY 800
[+11] u/Stryker9110: The more bearish you are the higher the chance that the market continues to melt up. The market is a sentient being that knows your every move.
Only when you become a full regard bull with no possibility of bearishness will the market ream you with no lube.
[+11] u/BurstingTitan88: I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR GENERATIONAL WEALTH
[+11] u/ninja_mon: I really bought MU at 802 lmaooooo
[+11] u/closing-the-thread: We prayed the ghey away
[+11] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Hey now MU. You owe us +25% tomorrow for the past 3 days of nonsense
[+10] u/Ermahgerd_Sterks: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I WAS GOING TO SLAM CALLS AT OPEN. FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
[+10] u/fish_: did bear actually think again?
[+10] u/lionkevin713: word that Iran agrees to long term nuclear freeze hits right before market open LMAO
[+10] u/KingRog85: MU green candle is fucking huge
[+10] u/ToughRhubarb8300: The world is amazing, the economy has never been better and there's no inflation. Of course you should go all-in on calls.
[+10] u/cfaawlday: PAMP MY MEMORY STONKS LEGOOOOO SNDK MU
[+10] u/Icy-Motor-8519: HIVE SHARES JUMP IN EARLY TRADING AFTER $3.5 BILLION AI FACILITY ANNOUNCEMENT
[+10] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: let's see what the enshitified media wants to pump out today.. inflation? unemployement? AI? Oil? War? China?
'Why <insert stock ticker> is down today?" ((the entire market is red))
"What $10,000 in <insert stock ticker> would be worth today if you had invested when we called it out 20 years ago"
[+10] u/mylowerbackhurts: Bers so delusional that they think getting dookied on by a flying rat is a sign from god
[+10] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Absolutely bullsht manipulation lmao
[+10] u/Kooky-Parfait-2706: did we bomb Iran again or something? crazy 13 minutes
[+9] u/Chemical_Computer159: Bears come ride this green dildo it feels amazing…
[+9] u/spurkulator: What’s the play today boyos? 1.5k buying power needa make back the 10k lost this year 😬
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Two red days in a row is un-American
[+9] u/astrawberryandakiwi: 5 mins before I full port nvda. I’ll see kash Patel in Valhalla
[+9] u/Pizzabe: this is fucking tragic close the casino
[+9] u/chainerection: Muhfucker really baited me into buying MU at 755🤬
[+9] u/Lazy_Camera2231: The (PE) is real
PE: The Pigeon Effect
[+8] u/neatrick173: Allow us to Warsh 🧼 🖐️ our hands of the bears 🐻
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: damn futes faked me the fuck out last night
[+8] u/Provolone-Jones: Most manipulated market in history
[+8] u/ercanbas: I don’t trust this pump so calls it is
[+8] u/Spiritual-Figure358: MU feeding families as usual
[+8] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Do I put my whole port nvda and exit with a quick day trade
[+8] u/ToughRhubarb8300: Like me, the money printer only has enough juice for \~2mins of pumping after open. Tread carefully bulls, you may be more disapointed than my wife soon.
[+8] u/Realistic_Record9527: Why Microsoft is red everyday while qqq is Green everyday ? Manipulation?
[+8] u/spellbreaker: LMAO I said in the weekend thread last night we would be green by open and here we are right on schedule.
Bears just never learn.
[+8] u/Micheal_Hancho: # PIGEOTTO I CHOOSE YOU! USE SHIT ATTACK ON THIS RETARD"S SHOULDER!!!!
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: _. . . AND ITS GONE_
[+8] u/upvz: nvda couldn't hold 230 for even 2 seconds
[+8] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Actually insane rugpull at open holy hell
[+8] u/dandydaintydandelion: Tell me when it’s green. I’m going back to sleep
[+8] u/jcdq: like watching the heart monitor of a dying person
[+8] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: 3k IN 23 MINUTES. Have a good day everyone
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: What a fake pump to trap retail. Classic
[+7] u/Podop29: lost $200 on puts, at least i was dumb enough to sell instantly and buy calls now im up $400
[+7] u/gm0ney88: Let’s have a moment of silence for the bears
[+7] u/barnshaw292: My MU just went green again and I am ready to fuck
[+7] u/guy_cloutier: I'm tempted to buy 300k of POET. I love fentanyl.
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Imagine a bird shits on you and you lose all your money the next day
[+7] u/lhavejennysnumber: So what happens if I take a shit on a pigeon
[+7] u/thebobitt: Yall still thinking qqq calls at open
[+7] u/Azbroker28: !banbet nvda $250 1w
[+7] u/Viktri1: Why we pumping? Was planning on the weekly Monday panic sale
[+7] u/Apollo948: I’m a bull but this has got dump on open written all over it
[+7] u/rocier: omg just open the stupid casino already, whats the hold up?
[+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Seem pigeonish today. Not playing anything is a smart choice
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: CAN YOU FAKE ME HIGHER
[+7] u/Extension-Ad917: They are still so far apart on this latest proposal
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Lmao this market is wild.
Glad I didn’t have puts over the weekend
[+7] u/pink_ego_box: >Pakistan hands US revised Iranian proposal for ending war
5 minutes before market open lmao
Nasdaq geopolitics
[+7] u/Round_Context_146: well i just full ported a 750c by eow... lets get this bread
[+7] u/westernwasteland: Retail about to become generational bagholders
[+7] u/Future_Hyena2562: Gains vanished from 15 minutes ago
[+7] u/Neemzeh: How many of ya’ll just became “community members” lmao
[+7] u/LividAnt9602: Guys , if this stays red by eod that fuckin pigeon will turn into a legend. It’s a “star is born” type moment
[+7] u/LordRoyaltyJr: PIGEON HAS NEVER BEEN PROVEN WRONG
[+7] u/BlatantPlatitude: Uber driver was an attractive woman, we are so fucked
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Bears we’ll see you in Valhalla
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: just realized market has only been open for like 27 mins but I feel like I'ved aged 5 years ??
[+7] u/isolated-cat: from "what the fuck is happening..why is it going down" to "we're so back" in 7 mins
[+7] u/Critical_Valuable_19: What in the absolute fuck caused such a strong opening and now dump? I took a shit 30 minutes after checking and my portfolio is down like 25%
[+6] u/GalacticPlutoBear: Consistent gains when I trade with a few hundred bucks. Switch to a few K and it’s consistent losses. Greed
[+6] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: Msft red means green asf today
[+6] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: Wasnt microsoft one of the stocks trump bought? Cmon!!
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: Loaded up $25k on MU $720c 17Jul expiration before market close last Friday
How long to hold now is the question
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Every maonday morning there is a “leaked” rumor about a new peace deal. And the market goes right along with it
[+6] u/LiveInLayers: I beleive the market is going to keep pumping but days like Friday show thay everyone thinks the party will be over eventually and they can get out before the fall.
[+6] u/moneygon_: bers will do anything but make money
[+6] u/InOmniaPericula: Stupid bers stonk only go up!
[+6] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Would be down a considerable amount rn with 24-7 trading
[+6] u/ddrsdght: MMs short the crap out of MSFT to free up cash and pile into MU and SNDK
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: The vol on MU premarket is unreal
[+6] u/Oneok-Field: Alright bears you got to enjoy your weekend dow and fantasize the end of times, now it's time for you to go away until next weekend.
[+6] u/drcornwallis23: LOL WTI back bellow 100
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: already missing daddy Powell :(
[+6] u/Ixorba: !banbet $ASTS $120.00 6w
[+6] u/Blacksin01: Anyone else kind of lol when they see red on sundays? Nothing has been agreed on.
And I thought the market didn’t care about the strait. What happened lol.
[+6] u/drcornwallis23: New spotify logo looks like an app that's mid-update
[+6] u/CanadianNagboo88: What do you know huge pre market reversal to green. Now the bers and gay pigeon meme can both die
[+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Looks like Mu to $800 *might* be back on the menu
[+6] u/ClutchCon: Where’s the love for RKLB?
[+6] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: Have a Wall Street Journal subscription so I can keep abreast of important world of finance happenings and read intelligent articles.
Fire up the app today as I saddle up to the shitter. Top headline:
"How Niki Minaj became Trumps biggest fan."
Journalism out here committing seppuku
[+6] u/Moist_Chain_POL: red futures = green trading day 🤷🏻♂️
[+6] u/Big_Commission_1173: Literally crying in the casino rn
[+6] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: So we pump hard premarket just to dump at open?
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Fuck my ass with green dildos only!!
[+6] u/kairepaire: V to +2% on the daily within minutes
[+6] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Lol ain't no one buying anything. Freak the fuck out and sell everything. THE PIGEON INDICATOR NEVER FAILS
[+6] u/CryptoTAGod: from scalper to "investor", a tale as old as time
[+6] u/lSazedl: Donnie came back from China with nothing like a loser. I gotta believe he's got something up his sleeve to lie his way into turning SPY bigly green. Calls
[+6] u/Trumps_Moist_Toenail: down 70% now no point in selling we let that shit run
[+6] u/westernwasteland: Imagine seeing this and still buying calls
[+6] u/holdegrb: Classic merket looks green at the start of the day and drills lol
[+6] u/Skilledthunder: Okay hear me out. If everyone just clicks on one ad, we can boost RDDT... probably
[+6] u/natebro142: The little MSFT that could
[+6] u/EducationalClient759: maybe it´s only the biggest bear trap in history and after that we gonna moon til the end of times?
[+6] u/Front-Manager8911: I bet they made good money with that trap
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Micron just casually nuked 5% as soon as the market opened???
[+6] u/idgafbroski: Market rotation into dog food
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Stock market up 🌽 down LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Boghurt: Made a cute lil 20% hoppin out now. Good luck degens
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: We havent even hit the robotics phase yet LOL
[+5] u/Bam2458: MSFT going through it’s teenage rebellion phase.
[+5] u/optimaltimemism: I mean, you guys couldn't wait for open? Geez.
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: I want a job where I go to the office at 10 and leave at 4
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: INTC green again, didn't think i'd live to see this moment
[+5] u/8thSt: ASTS gonna …
fly me to the moon,
Let me play among the stars
[+5] u/DrHellNoHoe: PLTR you filthy slut. I hate you :(
[+5] u/BiblicalAss: wtf the weekend thread was so doom and gloom lmao
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Mu gonna hit 1200 eow off this samsung strike if it goes through
[+5] u/NotRobotNFL: Help me understand this, if you had a boxing match and you’ve your opponent with body blows and they are now shaky and the head blow is opening up to finish them….do you shake hands and call it a tie, so they can go train harder to throw upper cuts your way in months?
[+5] u/nowayystupidd: Leopold filings about to take my $HIVE to moon
[+5] u/DownSyndromSteven: Google has made me so much money I really should switch to their phone as a thank you
[+5] u/Maverixk_: Bears couldn’t even hold the ball till open before fumbling. RIP
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Oh weird, do the bears doomsaying into the weekend look like assholes again? Who could have imagined it...
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: The weekend ber m00rkit is now closed, americuh is back
[+5] u/25999: So glad I hung up my bearskin long ago....
[+5] u/DownSyndromSteven: Every retired baby boomer I know called themselves a stock trader and the Gen Z kids are option day traders. Seems like gambling brings the generations together 🥲
[+5] u/acqz: And millennials just call ourselves debt collectors.
[+5] u/Fit-Doubt4251: FIVE MINUTES GENTLEMEN!
[+5] u/PushAble2463: So happy I sold my MSFT last pump… That shit stock will dump -10 % on a peace deal
[+5] u/dynamic-burrito: Did bears really think…?
[+5] u/Longjumping-One-7022: “Enrichment not up for debate.” Per Iran
War starts again this week. You guys r dumb.
[+5] u/PanicApprehensive16: Space stocks don’t lose this quarter.
[+5] u/omjagvarensked: Are we rug pulling both ways?
[+5] u/Salt_Ad_3915: Maybe pigeon bro onto something
[+5] u/HAND__EGG: So the pigeon was wrong?
[+5] u/upvz: nvda calls immediately rugged at open
[+5] u/HeightDisastrous5130: And in just a few minutes all my positions went red
[+5] u/CharmingSoil: That had to be the most obviously planted rumor of the whole war.
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Ummm okay. Wtf caused that???
[+5] u/RJNavarrete: How are massive moves like these not indicative - at least - of manipulation and collusion?
[+5] u/Trumps_Moist_Toenail: good news we bounced back to the spot where I bought my calls. Bad news I’m only down 50%.
[+5] u/dddman85: I was so happy about an unexpected Green Day but I’m back to Wendy’s
[+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: Being down pre-market hurts. Its like you love this girl and she is posting with her new guy Chad Puts, when you are Soft Calls.
[+5] u/sonspurs: What the actual fuck happened? I have puts and thought this was the day????
[+5] u/JafarFromAfar2: If Iran was smart they’d be stringing 🥭 along with frameworks and revisions while actually buying time for European and Asian oil reserves to run out. The longer they wait, the more leverage they’ll have.
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: Why is msft like this whyyyyy
[+5] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/actualnotme** bet **MU** goes from **760.06** to **900.0** before **01-Jun-2026 09:14 AM EDT**
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[+5] u/KingRog85: Let the face ripping Memorial Day rally commence! 🥭 taco’ing shit on a Monday!
[+5] u/Walking72: UnitedHealth Group dropped 5% premarket after Berkshire Hathaway disclosed late on Friday it eliminated its stake in the company. Berkshire also said it bought shares of Delta and Macy's, helping propel the companies' stocks higher before the bell.
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Geez bro. They said "diversify". Now the negative stocks canceled out the positive. What's fun about that?
[+5] u/ChristianM97: Only MU can collectively crash the expectations of this sub and reignited them all again
[+5] u/Impossible_Top242: Here comes the standard issue V that hits every single day
[+5] u/barnshaw292: bought NBIS and it lost 8% in 5 minutes
[+5] u/Skilledthunder: I have a unique level of hatred for the "$TICKER WHAT HAPPENED" people after a stock drops 1% following a casual 50% face-ripping rally.
[+5] u/heikici: Pigeon guy I demand a refund
[+5] u/kairepaire: The Mu company stock chart looks like it's about to fall off a cliff
[+5] u/tabrizzi: Pretty volatile pre-market for tech stocks. Difficult to tell whether they open down or up.
[+5] u/_rockthemike: You might get a pop tomorrow but I think fucked
[+5] u/JiffKewneye-n: i think markets have finally figured it out that only meeting one demand that Iran has isn't enough to bring them to the negotiating table.
sanctions removal is just one demand, and is by far the easiest one to enact.
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: My self imposed ban on making fun of bers is over. Can’t wait to spam the chat with BER LMAO today
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Gonna catch a 1:20 min flight. Will me luck.
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Bers reallly thot
I really thot
[+5] u/oooooo92: Pigeon prophecy was a lie
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: https://preview.redd.it/runsjamocw1h1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cb505a6d387a0efeec043b18ea68a6cfa010e25
[+5] u/zlordbeats: everything fuckinng tripled in the past month since april why the fuck are we trying to trade this holy shit we got fomo
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: man, the market going up gives me anxiety and when the market is down I feel relaxed lol
[+5] u/Lower-Condition-4104: Yes yes....we know this strategy. Too bad "Buy the dip" is universal. Green soon enough.
[+5] u/stonksf: Biggest shakeout ever. +1% eod on spy
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: Game isnt rigged. Being rigged is the game
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Inevitable pump incoming BER R FUK LOL
[+5] u/fredditf: headline market continues
[+5] u/Ferdoki: was the damn pigeon right?
[+5] u/zhilde: Ding ding ding, time to open the casino
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Lol everything crumbles except spy. It doesnt have anything to do with the s&p
[+5] u/pain474: 3 weeks of trading with 0 profit cause I threw all my gains away in 5 trades. This feeling sucks so hard.
[+5] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: AMZN you freaking POS. Don’t you see what everybody else is doing? Wake the fuck up
[+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: Need it back to $800
[+16] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # FUCK THIS PIGEON MARKET
[+13] u/Seymour_asis501: I turned $6700 into $5800
[+12] u/RoloTonyBrownTownn: I should keep buying the MU dip, right?
[+11] u/hankster221: look away for 10 seconds, up 25%
look back, down 50%
[+11] u/KitchenCup374: I am so fucked. MU calls down from $4000 to $300 in value. SPY call down 80%.
The stress this is gonna have on my prostate is mind numbing.
[+11] u/Nysyk: Bulls acting like it's a flat day when we all know they hold every AI meme stocks that's down 10% today
[+11] u/mehmilani: Great. I lost $800. Time to take shower and go to work to make $300. See you tomorrow.
[+11] u/ajr901: The pigeon is looking like a prophet right now
[+11] u/iiGoodVibesii: you ALL heard the Pigeon, and still did what you did.
[+10] u/Killit_Witfya: remember 30 minutes ago? good times
[+10] u/Indra_Sx: Your call lost more than 20% since you opened them 💔
[+10] u/Castopliani: Alright what did 🥭 say this time
[+10] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: Don't worry guys. I set up a stop loss. Once it hits, MU will go right back up.
[+10] u/LankyLibrary7662: Am I living under rock or WTH is this pigeon posts flooding in sub
[+10] u/jyjea: Losses on MU, fired from company what a day
[+10] u/aqjingson: lol South Korea deemed big Samsung strike illegal, didn’t know that was an option
[+9] u/Scarfaceb1tch: This just going to bounce around flat all day now
[+9] u/JuneauMori: Insane how fast it dipped like that
[+9] u/Saqify: NVDA what r u doing…
[+9] u/rapsfan1515: Mu to 1o0o GuYs ThE pE wIlL OnLy Be 9.1
[+9] u/stefanone: pre market was doing so well, now im getting fucked :(
[+9] u/csklmf: i blame the China trip for being a nothing burger at the end. Market popped up for the hype and absolutely no reason now it's just giving it back.
[+9] u/Tim_Chalamet: Bro I straight up don’t think my 0DTE calls are gonna print
[+8] u/99Fan: LMAO market being green today was not a meme
[+8] u/thrillho145: Up 10% at open, look away for 10 mins and its only 1%
[+8] u/sylphvanas: Fuck all you regards who said to buy MU
[+8] u/syedhuda: how did the pigeon know
[+8] u/TheMegaSage: Have MU, SNDK, and DRAM topped out? Discuss.
[+8] u/unseamingcarrot: Okay MU, you can stop now
[+8] u/Chlo-Motion: QQQ: drops 0.6%
WSB: ***Liquidated***
[+8] u/hotCupADank: it's only funny cause it's not happening to me
[+8] u/Ok_Stop1142: Dude MU needs to lock in and have a +80 day again
[+8] u/ilikemgs: Welp my calls are cooked
Please pull up to the first window
[+7] u/Dear-Law9628: I don't think investors or tech companies understand that these big ass data centers are gonna fail...There's literally a public FB group where I'm from that is publicly advertising that they will burn down any data center that is built within our area. No data center is planned but that's how much people are hating these things lol
[+7] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Remember when you bought MU @ 800? Pepperidge farms remembers.
[+7] u/ksyoung17: Believe it or not, Theta.
[+7] u/Nakedputbuyer: Love people asking why a stock is down after it goes up 500% in a couple months
[+7] u/EarthsYawner: I must be retarded for buying MRAM there’s no other explanation
[+7] u/Prize_Set_9999: Believe it or not, Calls
[+7] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: i love how you can tell based on chat how most of us regard bulls have non-diversified risk asset concentration while the spy is going up lmao
[+7] u/staresinshamona: i woke up 5 mins after open and lost all profit
[+7] u/skin_flute_player: Ironic, MU is the same sound dead bols make.
[+7] u/Kattilaeikka: I did not expect 🌽 to die after senate banking committee passed the clarity act.
[+7] u/JuneauMori: WHEN I SAID PICK A DIRECTION, I WAS HOPING FOR UP YOU ASSHOLE
[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: **We're all gonna die.**
[+7] u/Hist0racle: So from what I gather today, something with a pigeon over the weekend told people today would be Red?
[+7] u/AffectionateFig4345: I stepped away from my calls for 5 minutes WHAT THE FUCK
[+7] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: The Pigeon has spoken.
[+7] u/w4k4s: Fuk I shouldve sold on opening 🤯
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: buying options at 0.01 and selling it at 0.02 (with .55 transaction fee both times)
**Art of the deal** 😎
[+7] u/Meteyu32: I'm starting to think averaging down my 0dte NVDA calls may not have been the best choice ...
[+7] u/DogNamedFloppy: Fuck you pigeon lovers. 😭
[+7] u/Cpryus: That damn pigeon did it again
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Market is slowly shifting back to trading on fundamentals, and they don’t look great
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Where were you wen semis were kil
[+7] u/poopieuser909: too many bears cheering here, calls
[+7] u/noimnotinterested: how many of you regards are balls deep in MU 💀
[+7] u/discombobulantics: Which of you regards said market was easy mode today before open 😂
[+7] u/SergeantThreat: Of course the market is going to be red, it’s the first Monday without JPOW 😢
[+7] u/iiGoodVibesii: how is it without one? always wondered
[+6] u/Accurate-Letter-546: Never doubt the pigeon
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Whole market moving like a shit coin
[+6] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Fuckin wonky ass price action today
[+6] u/Equivalent-Net-1557: The market reacts beautifully in the opposite direction I enter for
[+6] u/PatrickSebast: SPY $800 for America's 250th Birthday! Can't be stopped. Get your money in now - that was the last dip.
[+6] u/jogolagey: Healthy market behavior
[+6] u/No-Put2311: MMs have officially spooked the MU bols
[+6] u/running_to_empty: The Pigeon manipulated the market.
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: Good morning MRAM bagholders.
[+6] u/Metzgama: If qqq could pump to 715 rn that’d be pretty sweet
[+6] u/Specialist703: Pinned 738-740, see y’all tomorrow
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: Let's see if NVDA bounces at these levels.
[+6] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Buy high sell low. Never change
[+6] u/drunkmozart: first bers thought, then bols thot, then bers thot, then bulls thought. now bers thot.
takeaway: thought = bad
[+6] u/Fire311227: Ah yes as soon as I sell my 0dte puts
[+6] u/mehmilani: 10:30 algos are angry af
[+6] u/scoh-chan: wth just happened?!?!
Went to pour some coffee then a sudden drop
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Hahahaha they sucked you in for the exit liquidity didn’t they
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: I’M OUT. Cut loss for MU and watching the market for now
[+6] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: Go up oil. Show these Americans why the public bus is their future
[+6] u/miicrojackson: If nvidia could hit 225 :)
[+6] u/MayorMcCheezz: Rumor has it Trump's whole China trip was to pick up the Trump phones so he didn't have to deal with shipping and tariffs.
[+6] u/TruChains: The good news is this will get worse.
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: This pigeon shit needs to go now.
Sorry for party pooping on yall
[+6] u/PreparationFuture792: NVDA -10% in the last 1.5 day lol
[+6] u/Dear-Law9628: My boomer of a father who pretty much hasn't ever sold any stock since 2009 just dumped his entire portfolio lol. Bubble burst has gotta be near
[+6] u/bzl33: 30y is going up, Fed will be forced to raise rates, bubble pops. Same story as 2000.
[+6] u/BabyGrogu69: **i miss james powell**
[+6] u/Mathguy200: DAMNIT SPY GET THE FUCK UP TO $750 NOW
[+6] u/xironically23: Somehow managed to perfectly time a spx call and sold it 7 minutes later for 1k 😆
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Is jerking off gay? You literally have a cock in your hand
[+6] u/ten7four: Who is this margin guy and why does he keep trying to call me? Anyone else getting these?
[+6] u/gooneral_MC: hey ber, you know i didn't really mean all those things i said, right?
[+6] u/NativePlant870: nastiest bull trap in a while on spy
[+6] u/skin_flute_player: Bols better pray for a Taco tweet.
[+6] u/4DH2: Just let them build the fucking nuke lol who gives a fuck. Pakistan and India both have nukes and hate each other even more than the two countries in question. Shit from the butt is the most that can happen.
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Imagine every time you get bullish they pull the rug on you. Oh wait…. I don’t have to imagine.
[+6] u/Namtabmal: This isnt loooking too good fellow bulls
[+6] u/BabyGrogu69: **why didn't I take profits last week**
[+6] u/Lower_Skin_3683: Today is going to be a boring day like Friday.
[+6] u/thetafncs-: These 1 minute SPY candles are insane
[+6] u/psmpvome: I don't know why but i'm not worried about MU at all. I have shares.
[+6] u/NativePlant870: I’m suffering from soxs
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: the amount of chuds piling into each small dip is gonna make for some insane plunge soon lol
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Can’t tell if this is cope or not lmfao
[+6] u/Tim_Chalamet: Can’t believe my deep OTM ODTE calls are retaining any value at all lmao
[+5] u/Pluth: Wow, MU really fucked some people today huh?
[+5] u/crazyfool319: wsb is nothing more than idiot fomo buyers. smart money already moved to space stocks for SpaceX IPO
[+5] u/TheYearGuesser: Because other people sounded confident when they talked about it.
[+5] u/Such_Coin: It's possible it was actually a dove, not a pigeon. Do we trust the OP's bird ID skills?
Dove shit on the shoulder effects markets quite differently.
[+5] u/Stack_Johnson: I am the king of scalping 10% of a move but also losing 100% when I’m wrong
[+5] u/Lytalm: People say kangaroo market, I'll call it the bunny market, small hoops only. UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN!!!
[+5] u/ModeForJoe: BREAKING NEWS: Sources confirm that during early monday morning, DJT told one group of insiders he was rug pulling, while telling another group of insiders he was pumping, just to keep everyone else guessing and recharge his market manipulation powers.
Market remains choppy on the non-news as confidants react through anonymous sources: "I'm sure he told ME the real move and lied to the others... he wouldn't throw ME under the bus like that, would he? Would HE!?!?" More at 11.
[+5] u/No-Put2311: MU climbs again to capture more liquidity to rug pull in an hour
[+5] u/dmk_world: SPY 750 ez this week. Dumb ber
[+5] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: Holy fuck just V already
[+5] u/TestInteresting221: Even Stevie Wonder would have seen the dump 📉 coming 😎
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: ngl They got me with that last dump candle lol
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: still a long way down to go
[+5] u/Kociolinho: MU have no fucking clue what it want to do
[+5] u/SilentExtinction: wen life affordable again?
[+5] u/gkdjsl: Nothing like sharp dental pain to make you not give a shit about your port taking a dive
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: imagine betting against the pigeon. idiots.
[+5] u/hudson701: WTF he is talking about in his latest rambling? Its embarrassing.
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Damn as soon as I bought nvidia calls straight down
[+5] u/Successful_Trust_157: Bagger by 9:47am and done for the day. Bought spy 741 calls at 9:35 and unloaded 12 mins later. I love being in and out before I’ve even had my coffee.
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: MM’s gonna take all their money back from calls they sold to you
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: sell red, buy green.
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Of course, spy always go up
[+5] u/Hearts08: My crystal ball says dump at open. Pump throughout the day.
[+5] u/Redditfortheloss: Told yall MU puts at open were the move. Free money to short memory at these prices still.
[+5] u/Redwolf97ff: Everyone paperhanded ASTS at 89, but it’s obvious it wants to hit 90
[+5] u/dinanm4: MU wiped me completely
[+5] u/xKronkx: well i timed the S&P top and bottom so far perfectly..in the wrong direction each time. i belong here.
[+5] u/Altruistic_Branch241: Thank god I FOMOed into POET today!!!
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: why is today so fucking stupid
[+5] u/BepisHasAutism: Pls SPY break through that 741 call wall
[+5] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: Dumbest leader in American history. Obviously market will die
[+5] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
[+5] u/Sufficient_Nose629: Bers might have found their mojo, but all it takes is one 🥭 truth for it to evaporate.
[+5] u/NativePlant870: MU is the sound your wife makes
[+5] u/realghost69: Holy shit MU what the actual hell
[+5] u/jackpearson2788: Need the Bart Simpson meme where it’s just “buy calls” bc we are pumping until spy 8k
[+5] u/Imaginary-Pin580: Stop pumping that shit
[+5] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Goog issues 10s $b in debt at fixed rate minutes before global bond shock 😂
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: MU will never go up again
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: *loses 70k on 0DTE SPX puts*
Me: I will never financially recover form this.
Market: Are you sure about that?
[+5] u/Old_Cartoonist3930: Micron makes me want to die. Was break even today, now down 6%. Fuck my life, fuck everything
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: I can’t help but to laugh at the MUrons who bought calls at 805 😂😂😂
[+5] u/Mayor-Of-Yasnaya: These are the foretold candles the pigeon spoke of.
[+5] u/Key-Jaguar7630: Cannot fuckin believe MU
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Spy is acting so weird.
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Bears really thought lmao
[+12] u/MaxEhrlich: Last Monday til today, down 55k. Shit sucks
[+12] u/akunisg: the fact youre here means you dont matter
[+12] u/thewaterb0yyyy: No way pigeon shit was the top signal
[+12] u/DiamondHands667: Every dip gets bought up except when I enter
[+12] u/ToughVegetable2483: https://preview.redd.it/bsgm2e2o2x1h1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a11ac820582f4b190037041f01115eadae196167
MY PORT
[+11] u/Leather-Spray9263: I need the biggest v I’ve seen ever
[+11] u/Consistent-Heali1262: MASSIVE V incoming before noon
[+11] u/tocinoman: I bought puts, so SPY is now jumping upwards. You're welcome.
[+10] u/Leather-Spray9263: Please be the biggest V to ever happen
[+10] u/nick8852: Face ripping reversal coming
[+10] u/llamaflocka: 5/18 to the bears 🏳️🏳️
[+10] u/liikenneaksioma: just saw a person reading a book. the dumb ai era might be over
[+9] u/chancepack: Buying this dip for SNDK, MU, WDC, STX
[+9] u/whitewashedsyrian: Microsoft a SAAS company only when it hurts lmao
[+9] u/Paincoast89: closing the app for the day goodbye everyone
[+9] u/justlosinmoney: Full port dominos pizza because I’m hungry
[+9] u/ev01ution: I was up 9k in the morning!!! Now it’s in the red.
[+9] u/Stupidbearrr: Spy 750 calls odte Thank Me Later
[+9] u/davidbigham: So how do I get the refund from SPY CEO
[+9] u/Ble_h: All jokes aside, I should have listened to the pigeon.
[+9] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Well.
We all knew some people were gonna be left holding the bag when the pump ends.
Luckily for me, I already lost all my cash beforehand
[+9] u/BlackKnightsOptions: There's more strength in Arianna Grande's arms than this market today
[+9] u/shinigami_2245: V? Best I can do is an uwu, take it or leave it kitten.
[+9] u/chauhan_shubham: NVDA 230 or i m gonna cry.🥺😭
[+8] u/Careful_Response4694: War peace war peace war peace war peace war peace war peace war peace war peace war peace war peace - the news.
[+8] u/chauhan_shubham: Wish i had slept longer instead of getting up at 6am to buy Calls on NVDA and Micron. Fml.
[+8] u/CamelotCosmos: Daddy MM’s gonna milk me for what I’m worth.
[+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Where is the "bombing wont change the stockmarket" dude?
a single tweet swinged spy 1%...
Imagine resuming bombing.
[+8] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Every time I refresh the account hits an all time low
[+8] u/Accomplished_Job5938: My SPX calls for Wednesday down 49%...guess I'll hold?
[+8] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: So, no ath today? Thats gay
[+8] u/wbradford00: I think I'm gonna ask fidelity to revoke my ability to trade options
[+8] u/AeneasKurtz: Status: if I don't check my portfolio, it hasn't gone down
[+8] u/80s_JDM: This is the same old pre NVDA earning price suppression and accumulation by MMs
I'm not even bullish and it's plain as day
I hope the buying algos squeeze them 🤌
[+8] u/1foxyboi: Qqq face down ass up
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: A Senate Democrat is proposing a bill that would require large data centers to secure their own power in a bid to reduce energy costs.
Dubbed the Energy Cost Fairness and Reliability Act, Sen. Adam Schiff‘s (D-Calif.) bill is the latest effort in Congress to tackle energy affordability as Americans decry high electricity costs and power-hungry artificial intelligence data centers.
[+8] u/A10cc: Imagine thinking fake internet money has any real value LMAO
Fucking morons
I'm a fucking moron
[+7] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: I'm still not selling, I don't trust dumps with the orange corruption ready to pump at any minute
[+7] u/ChampagneWastedPanda: There should really be bars in hospitals
[+7] u/Leather-Spray9263: Please v up I need this so bad
[+7] u/Practical-Health3455: Now, where is that V i ordered?
[+7] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING IN STOCKS
[+7] u/Ok-Organization1796: Guys. If we think this is different from any other "red day" in the past 6 weeks we are delusional. This is a pullback before more continued pumping as normal. This admin will not let anything crash. They've proven that 10 times over. Real world doesnt matter. Trust the pump.
[+7] u/CJBlueNorther: I love not being able to daytrade more than 3 times a week just because I'm a brokie.
[+7] u/neal_73: I am fcked if SPY and MU do not reach 750 ASAP
[+7] u/speci007: CALLS BABY CALLS ON NVIDIA
[+7] u/Ble_h: I'll say this. SPY is putting up on hell of a fight.
[+7] u/DH64: brb, catching a pigeon
[+7] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Fuck my miserable life
[+7] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Average person's debt to gdp is over 100% now loool Jesus help us
[+7] u/moorhound: Maybe I'm just crazy, but I could've sworn everybody spelled it "pidgeon" back in the day
[+7] u/unbenchhench: way too bullish here lmao
[+7] u/MajorSexer67: https://preview.redd.it/nq1c8utu4x1h1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae3a69f4dbc77fc9b4fb7f6eba16d5994f95bc8
Whatever the opposite of this is how I have felt since last Friday
[+6] u/analgape4206969: Need green eod to not get gaped
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: Some of yall forget to tan your cock and balls and it shows
[+6] u/solidsneeze: nice try, punks but I have no stop loss
[+6] u/Electronic-Warthog69: In hindsight there wasn't much of a plan for Iran was there?
[+6] u/Stealthless: The V is gonna be YUGE
[+6] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: But China Street Journal said we print 😞
[+6] u/New_Novel4512: Whats the context of the pigeon memes
[+6] u/Explosivedumpling1: I’m not having fun anymore
[+6] u/Radiant-Place-6400: NEVER LET A PIGEON SHIT ON YOU
[+6] u/analgape4206969: Went from 10% day to -30% day fuk
[+6] u/Ok-Art6659: Pump machine is oiled up and ready to go
[+6] u/Financial-Kick7519: You do know stop losses are nothing more than liquidity targets, right?
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Can we just use Elons child support money to pay down the national debt?
[+6] u/Standard-Top-5942: There will be internet pre-ai and post-ai. so much ai slop all over youtube now. it's kind a virus. these tech companies have no back bone or never stand up for anything.
[+6] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: the pigeonbird omen has so far proven effective, and if I look back on my life, the worst luck I've experienced and the worst times of my life, occurred around stock market corrections/bear markets.
[+6] u/Instigator890: Revenge traded my entire account back this morning
[+6] u/andsto2: MU from up 5% to down 3.5% in an hour
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Already looking like a shitty, grindy day.
And a shitty, grindy week.
[+6] u/matpoliquin: Now bulls feel like Maple Leafs fans
[+6] u/Ssjalexgd4: No fucking way roblox is carrying my portfolio today. This shit randomly having a +10% day LOL
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: This isn't neat and I'm not having any fun.
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: mu dropping.. when do we jump in?
[+5] u/National-Log5203: It might just be that we will never have a green day under Warsh
[+5] u/Asleep-Strike4978: Pigeon guy really knew what he was talking about
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: There’s people that bought MU at 800 and will sell before it rebounds back to 1000 LMAO
[+5] u/Fr0ken: taking my loss. the bird always wins
[+5] u/analgape4206969: Just bought calls. Sorry its over
[+5] u/Same_Bag711: Sorry, I’m not chronically on WSB. What’s with the pigeon?
[+5] u/AlertPen4796: This absolute MU shit
[+5] u/Solid-Incident-1163: Should I panic seek my calls I’m down bad
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Bullextinction event?
[+5] u/Scared-Signature-452: I hate bers and I think they are Gay AF
[+5] u/DegenGonnaDegen: Next SPY top is actually going to be 887 but your human brain just can't comprehend it
[+5] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Today is SPACE day !!! Space stocks soaring!! Lets go RKLB, PL, ASTS, SATS !!! 🚀 🚀
[+5] u/chaiza5599: I think SEMIs are done. Fuck this shit.
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: Iren is a shit ass company. Where are the deals I’m bleeding.
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Semis getting flaccid
[+5] u/All_YourBase: I'm very tempted to buy some NVDA Calls right now.
[+5] u/TomAddis: At the post Great Depression #2 senate hearing: speaker of the house checks notes\* “So you’re telling me that a schizoid pigeon fanatic just crashed the world’s largest economy?”
[+5] u/tessie_trades: im over today. see u all tommorow
[+5] u/Fraud_alert2021: Wasn't a V.... Was a trap!
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Wow close one. MSFT almost started pumping
[+5] u/-eShTuPiD: Is it just me or is options not printing like last month
[+5] u/polychris: Sorry guys, i bought calls this morning.
[+5] u/Proton404x: lol is this chop people just panicking both ways?
[+21] u/Convillious: Successfully turned $4300 into $700
[+17] u/LittleShiro11: Outraded by a fucking pigeon
[+15] u/wright_on_: Why is this stock that I bought after a 1300% run not still going up
[+13] u/Slabbed1738: Holy shit look at that V
On oil lmaooo
[+13] u/Ok-End-3213: Port down 97k in last 2 trading days
[+12] u/Bitter-Heat-8767: I just bought spy calls 8 seconds before that drop
[+12] u/captain_casino: I'll hate pigeons for the rest of my life
[+12] u/frey_to_tilt: When my gambling addict friend mentioned MU "infinite money glitch" I knew it was over...
[+11] u/CosecSecCot: BUY THE FUCKIN DIP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU'LL BE LIVING IN HELL!
[+11] u/likeabosstroll: Gonna find that pigeon and stuff his shit back in him
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #Now that JPow is gone, bol era is finished LMAO🤌
[+10] u/kenathen: 1 day pump will overwrite few days of small dip
[+10] u/AGigatonicxs: I am a mu bagholder now
[+10] u/Airizom: Stock market is the biggest bs scam
[+10] u/Xzlk: Adjusting my MU price target from 1500 to 1490.
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: \- He bought the dip?
\- Now dump it another 10%
[+10] u/infinitewaters107: In hindsight, it was too fucking obvious.
Double digit gains, multiple 2-3% days back to back to back. Semis up to infinity everyday. People dunking on bears like we would never have a -2% day again.
At least it was fun while it lasted.
[+9] u/Airizom: fk this market fk wallstreet fk trading fk life
[+9] u/Remarkable_Owl: RED IS ILLEGAL! TUMP! HELP!
[+9] u/OptionGamble: I didn’t know it was possible, but I’m burnt out from losing money
[+9] u/Odd-Collection2085: Buys off brand cereal to save 2$. Proceeds to lose 8k on options like a true WSBer
[+9] u/NonBalisticSniper: My cortisol is way too high for this today.
[+9] u/52mindmen: That pigeon must've been a damn 3 eyed raven...
[+9] u/100xOrBust: If I could make money on losing money I’d be fuking rich
[+9] u/booose6: FED independence is done. Shame.
[+8] u/No_Cod972: omg people in here are so retarded.
good thing I'm not like them at all.
[+8] u/No_Cod972: The bright side is, my NVDA covered calls are safe.
The dark side is, I'm closer than ever to a margin call.
[+8] u/Airizom: I keep buying the peak of every candle just kill me
[+8] u/HooplahTiger: Put $138k into leveraged semi fund at the top. FML
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: retards selling now will be begging for a dip to get back in by Thursday
then they'll buy the top, panic sell the bottom and run the whole play all over again
[+8] u/Mental_Diet1533: MU about to jump off the cliff
[+8] u/curiousboyz: Regards here all piled into the top last week 😂
[+8] u/vroomvroomcars: i need it to v so fucking bad holy fuck please save us donald dont let me not cum like this
[+8] u/HowWeLikeToRoll: Held off buying puts at open because that regard recovery from pm... Of course it fucking dumps. Just bought a few atm puts, now let the mega V pump commence... You're welcome bulls.
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Imagine being a bol LMAO🤌
[+8] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: I became a ber about 4 hours ago because I heard women would choose bers over men 🐻
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: if I inversed every single trade I did today I'd be pretty rich right now
[+8] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Those mu call option prices were no joke if you bought at 800 💀 let us all pray for them
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: jpow never would've let the market dump on his first day on the job
[+7] u/silverfutes: All these AI chips I bought are already obsolete.
[+7] u/eastbay77: investors and institutions finally catching on that AI is not the future.
[+7] u/Apple2o: I wanna rebalance the port but I refuse to take even a dollar loss on some of these bags
[+7] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: Lol, poet pump and dump 🤣
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #History books will say "2009-2026 bull market ended with the departure of JPow which triggered a 20-year long bear market" LMAO🤌
[+7] u/PotentialContext5159: I hate trading in this market because my fear of a 🥭 truth makes me exit positions sooner than I normally would
[+7] u/DiarrheaFartLover: "I don't care about Americans' financial situation"
[+7] u/DCrebuilds: Definitely going green today
[+7] u/alphawafflejack: Remember:
Don’t buy on red days, only sell. Buy back in a when it’s back to ATH, that way you know you’re buying a healthy stock
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Damn I actually fooked muself
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: Lmao who bought the top of the chip bubble. Raise hands
[+7] u/i_try_all_day: MU and DRAM up from here, lucky dip buyers
[+7] u/Aware-Travel6743: Seriously I am cursed or something. I had 2x inverse sndk but gave up after seeing kioxia 16% pump and sndk premarket 2% pump. As a regard flipped to 2x long sndk and getting ass blasted. Unbelievable fuckery is going in my life choices in recent times.
[+7] u/Icy-Tea-2954: The call flow right now is actually insane - people betting on a big reversal.
[+7] u/jraiv420: Bols got fat and greedy, now it's time to harvest the meat 🐻
[+7] u/Madrid_Fan: Just bought puts 🤗 now pump 😡
[+7] u/tikimandude: Bols begging for an Axios fake headline pump.
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: SPY drops half percentage. Bears: “BULLS WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN. OUR TIME HAS COME”
[+6] u/xeemyy: Poetry enjoyers got baited by that +10% premarket just to turn into -14% at this very moment LMAO
[+6] u/IVisitedYourMom: Remember, this is the worse day of your life so far.
[+6] u/SkierBuck: I sold my MU so you guys can go back to making money.
[+6] u/le_pedal: I was told DRAM would be $500 by now. Please explain what happend, thanks!
[+6] u/UnholyTrigon: Can’t wait until mango is gone
[+6] u/Frosty-Search: Where are all the bulls? I thought the market only goes up ad infinitum!?
[+6] u/UnholyTrigon: Can pedo on chief throw a bone for us bols
[+6] u/thisisaredditforart: My 760s would appreciate it
[+6] u/Dependent-Media-1857: votality is crazy 30% erased in one second🤯
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: Feels like one of those “buy at noon” type days
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Is anyone even still talking about iran?
We havent won the war in a while, wondering when mango will say mission accomplished again
[+6] u/EnvironmentalAir8771: Made money for once ,rewarding myself w a bean and cheese taco 😎
[+6] u/Messer_Nexus: I will give you $20 if someone tells what the fuck the \*\*Pigeon\*\* thing going on.
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: MU is gonna send me to the psych ward I stg
[+6] u/JustCan6425: Anyone buying more MU and DRAM today ?
[+6] u/chessmathster16: Anyone got some copium where somehow SPY is at 750+ tomorrow 🙏
[+6] u/LordCorgi: Dude said a pigeon shit on him so the market will turn red. WSB responded accordingly. Calls on pigeon memes.
[+6] u/Tirikemen: Hindsight? I think the lack of a plan was pretty clear from the jump.
[+6] u/neverseengreen: So the key is to be a billionaire. Short the market and pump your own positions so news outlets write about it. Then sell your over leveraged position during this time
[+6] u/wilhelm96: MU likely to continue its spiral until most everyone here loses hope and/or blows up their acct over it
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: Those people that say time in the market beats timing the market sure are idiots
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: every single trade i make today is wrong 😁
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: Lol the downvotes over the weekend people got saying memory would go down today
[+6] u/astromouse2024: Bought nvda calls an hour ago and now I’m too scared to open rh
[+5] u/Ok_Side_2564: It is so obvious that the stock market will crash soon. So everyone is already short. Wait, this is bad for puts.
[+5] u/BigBritches619: Early bird doesn’t get the worm anymore
[+5] u/Bananaskovitch: It's over, sell everything
[+5] u/sounbaggie: Buy the market dip for the AH rip
[+5] u/nascarhero: Tasnim news had the words “deal, Iran, US” in an article. Why we dropping?
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: Ghey ayatollah should just full port 0dte calls then surrender and open the strait and retire in Thailand with the ladyboys.
[+5] u/Coogiez: So it will go up 1-2% an hour but won’t go down 1% in a day lol
[+5] u/daynightcase: this is just gonna V man. so predictable
[+5] u/Saltysunbro: I sold SNDK therefore it will pump
[+5] u/daqm: * laughs in pigeon *
[+25] u/JayRoo83: HOLY SHIT I'M UP $13,743 TODAY
*just initiated a 15k deposit
[+17] u/LostMallDoll: dear V,
i wrote you but you still ain't callin. i left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom, i sent two letters back in autumn you must not of gottem. must've been a problem at the post office or somethin
[+17] u/InitialPsychology731: Elon musk is such a loser lmfao
[+16] u/Co_OpQuestions: Come on Mango you dumbfuck, tweet out some dumb shit.
[+15] u/Haikoe: Well this ponzi looked way better while I wasn’t in it
[+14] u/CatsBy6969: My goal was to make $25k trading this year, only $325,000 to go!
[+14] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Never forget Elon is such a fucking loser that he sent Epstein emails on CHRISTMAS MORNING asking to party on the island and JE had his people make up an excuse for why he couldn’t come
[+14] u/trutheality: I will never again doubt the pigeon indicator.
[+14] u/rowdygentleman: "IRAN STRIKE CALLED OFF BY TRUMP" - BLOOMBERG
WE ARE SO BACK
[+13] u/2girls1scope: MU just go to $1000 already!
[+13] u/mmal55: For anyone confused about the pigeon joke, I’m pretty sure some guy posted a thread yesterday saying he got shit on by a pigeon. He had been shit on by a pigeon 6 times in his life, and every time he did, he was rewarded financially. He had bought puts on everything.
Seems like the pigeon theory is true for him
For reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/4KdUFIrv7o
[+12] u/VotedOut: https://preview.redd.it/gr2kq734jx1h1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fbf7bde47cf39e95a4c0fb5bc46dfbb6bf199f5
[+12] u/blemdemman: HSBC upgrades MU price target to $1100
[+12] u/Normal-Phase-1252: went all in MU at $800
[+12] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Pigeon guy looking like socrates right now.
[+12] u/SalemKinkTrials: Welcome Micron bag holders it was a great idea to buy a stock that was up 594% the past year 🤝
[+12] u/the_great_insider: CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL YOU REGARDS WHO BOUGHT SNDK AT $1400+, CHASING THE HYPE TRAIN WITH ZERO KNOWLEDGE OF THE BOND MARKET OR PRIVATE CREDIT STRESSES.
YOU ARE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY. YOU ARE ALSO NOW A BAGHOLDER.
CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🎉🎉
[+11] u/perceptive_AI: >ELON MUSK LOSES CASE AGAINST SAM ALTMAN OVER OPENAI FUTURE
Regarded
[+11] u/BecomingSavior: If you're having a bad day, don't forget there are people who bought MU at $800+
[+11] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: No crying in the casino but I want to cry a little
[+11] u/SupportMedium9487: spy: -0.7%
mu: -8%
[+11] u/kex06: The president is heavy into stocks, and he runs the market. And your going to be bearish? Are you a 🤡?
[+11] u/abroadbroadband: Thread moving too fast nobody will see I hope they're having a nice day 🥹
[+10] u/riteofpass: IRAN DEAL HAPPENING SOON HE SAYS
[+10] u/schwalbatros: thank god we're not overleveraged in short dated options
[+10] u/Unlucky-Design-6564: Well full porting MU and SNDK at 650 and 1500 might not have been my brightest idea
[+10] u/trust_it_bb: You fuckers spammed MU so much it went from almost hitting 900 to dropping sub 700 in 2 trading periods holy shit
[+10] u/TonyStarks81: Why is corporate America obsessed with long conference calls? Every study shows it is a waste of time and has a negative impact on performance yet every company is full of pointless calls from people who don’t want to do their actual job so they make calls to fill their day. I demand change.
[+10] u/trust_it_bb: Pigeon bro never misses.
The greatest dd in the history of history.
[+10] u/trust_it_bb: Smells like over leveraged bulls who blew up 2 months of gains.
The musky wafting odor of poor is painful to the nose.
[+10] u/Micahftww: There will be no afternoon pump boys, I fear we r fuk
[+10] u/Iunatic: #Imagine losing money on a stock up 1000% in a year LMAO
[+10] u/Bent_forek69: Lmao what the fuck is going y’all told me stocks only go up
[+10] u/Thetatterer: You could hear a pin drop … and then a rush of wings as the pigeons took flight..
[+10] u/stuntondeezh0es: The entire US economy is just 7 companies sending each other a trillion dollars and calling it earnings every 3 months
[+10] u/JoocePop: Everyone buying calls tells me we’re going a lot lower
[+10] u/spluff94: guys you know you can buy shares instead of wasting money on retarded calls???
[+10] u/NervousChemistry7401: Bols only win today is downvoting bers
[+10] u/wyudtix: A moment of silence for the MU bols 🕯️
[+10] u/Reasonable-Pass-2456: The funny thing about this market is that, this could all just pump up again tmr, even though nothing has changed
[+10] u/ThatActuator3594: largest shrek cock i've ever seen wtf
[+10] u/str8rippinfartz: man how the fuck do I get out-traded by a goddamn pigeon
[+10] u/homewrecker07: down 50% on my NVDA calls, fuck that pigeon
[+10] u/OkRecommendation1040: Micron u piece of dogshit
[+10] u/patmccock86: I had no idea how many mentally ill traders in here are bullish. Then I remembered this corrupt admin enables it
[+10] u/MathTutorAndCook: Having the money to dca is the problem
[+9] u/MarginCalledManager: EXIT LIQUIDITY BAG HOLDERS KEEP FALLING FOR DEAD CAT BOUNCES
[+9] u/degenforlife69: Just a friendly reminder that taco Tuesday is tomorrow
[+9] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Bears are losing power. Green eod
[+9] u/Jagged_Tide: Literally all we need is oil to dump, SPY is begging to rip practically
[+9] u/LostMallDoll: apparently i'd rather have no money than a little bit of money
[+9] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Wild how MU has a red day and so many people have a mental breakdown
[+9] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Averaging down on calls
Never fails
[+9] u/lschoch2: If I hold mu I’ll be okay right
[+9] u/wildcat1055: all I know is that if I buy puts here, it will rocket up
[+9] u/smellyfingernail: semiconductor genocide day
[+9] u/YouDontKnowDino: All this AI and technology and Reddit can’t even get pictures and videos to load consistently. Puts
[+9] u/LostMallDoll: it's really just my parents fault for not using a condom that one time
[+9] u/MedBJJ: I just bought MUU last week. This morning i saw the dip and doubled down. Im -25%
[+9] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: Some of you have never experienced sequential circuit breaker down days and it shows.
[+9] u/New_Competition_410: Did every one start realizing oklo doesn’t actually do anything
[+9] u/tripstermcgee808: Rotate out of semis and back into your mom’s boyfriends basement
[+9] u/jonneh: That pigeon definitely shat on bro
[+9] u/horseisahorse: This is such a fucking circus
[+9] u/Killersax: THE BULLS ARE BACK IN TOWN
[+9] u/SmoothOperator423: How do I convert USD to Robux on this app?
[+9] u/BigGain_Shrek: Elon loses court battle.
Tsla officially overvalued
[+9] u/regardus_maximus: # QQQ is going to burn back down to 630 and all the regard bulls are going to be sitting in their own shit piss and jizz like 🤯 🤔 pretending they had no clue it was coming.
[+8] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Apparently 3 is “too many” times to get a prostrate exam per month. Bunch of lames at the doctors
[+8] u/MarginCalledManager: EXIT LIQUIDITY BAG HOLDERS CONTINUE TO LOSE MONEY AVERAGING DOWN DURING DEAD CAT BOUNCES
[+8] u/CMTTrader: \*OPENAI JUDGE SAYS SHE ACCEPTS JURY'S VERDICT, DISMISSES CASE
\*JURY RULES AGAINST ELON MUSK IN COURT BATTLE AGAINST SAM ALTMAN, OPENAI
[+8] u/SupportMedium9487: wtf taco was ineffective? Send another one!
[+8] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Buying MU weekly calls ATM. That wick on the daily. 5% profit limit set.
[+8] u/Gajax: O.K. finally logged on Today, everything will get better now.
[+8] u/Beneficial_Spot_4661: Little consolidation, spy calls looking good
[+8] u/Imgoin2brich: CHIP MONEY IS MOVING TO MSFT
ALSO FCK NVDA
[+8] u/Iunatic: If you're having a bad day just know someone here bought MU at 800 and SNDK at 1650 🫵🪅
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: 401k taking a hit but I’m up $50 on a put.
[+8] u/PracticalMeeting5267: I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING
[+8] u/Famous-Cream-8221: POET, MU, SNDK options holders on suicide watch
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: RIP WSB ports May 18, 2025
[+8] u/daddysgirl794: You knew the top was in when "buy DRAM and MU" spam was hitting even the non-investing subs on reddit
[+8] u/ai___________: I sold MU at 800 twice I’m feeling like I’m a pigeon
[+8] u/Warmake: Orange motherfucker manipulating this shit daily and algos keep following
[+8] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Lmao got a notification that there was a sudden drop of a millions of bullish options flow on spy and qqq so I bought some calls. Then boom that big god candle I just sold on for a few hundred percent gain.
So what did 🥭 say?
PS. Thanks for telling whomever beforehand so they could insider trade big enough to get an alert to warn me so I could buy in also
[+8] u/whatsagoinon1: I just went from 8k down to up 25k realized. Wtf happened
[+8] u/twostroke1: This is the best bears can do?
This is basically a rounding error. Spy is pretty much green if you think about it.
[+8] u/mwesty25: I could’ve gotten us a table at Dorsia
[+8] u/TheNicestRedditor: Buls lied to me
*Processing img lzjlv3l0nx1h1...*
[+8] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: On my 4th cup of coffee today, the dump will be yuuuuuuuge.
[+8] u/Novel_Pop_7526: Woke up thinking I can become a milionaire🥲
[+8] u/Iunatic: I upvote MU bull posts to help the Fidelity and JPM interns out LMAO
[+8] u/julllzz: Pigeon boy was right
[+8] u/MarginCalledManager: get ready for “power hour” you idiot exit liquidity bagholders
[+8] u/patmccock86: Is CNBC serious? They're covering this Musk Altman case like the OJ trial. Get back to reporting on the markets. Sham of a financial markets channel
[+8] u/JFKFortniteSkin: The great recession of May 18th morning to May 18th afternoon never forget
[+8] u/ChampionshipOdd947: The "attacks" on Iran he was going to do tomorrow are "canceled" because Saudi Arabia asked me not to.
Aka
"Iran has me by the balls and is calling my bluff, and its working"
[+8] u/Jemmani22: What's next since semi aren't hard anymore?
[+8] u/stuntondeezh0es: To think that MU went up to 760 this morning and is now down to 670. I gotta say bravo, bols
[+8] u/unikuenobody: This Warsh fella' ain't puttin' in that work.
[+8] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Good god bond yields are fucking surging today, we are so boned lmao
[+8] u/Zfreezy: Full port calls here
[+8] u/rcantu314: Power hour loading. Surely MU will go green
[+8] u/suicidalducky: Do I drop 50k on dram for 🌮 Tuesday?
[+8] u/Prestigious_Tax7415: When is it MU and chill again? I’m not liking this aura right now, this is bad vibes bro.
[+8] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: can I get a fucking redo pls
[+8] u/SpecialTrust2045: Expected that MU will correct…the double top was too obvious
[+8] u/weewoowewoooo: Market pumped so hard for the China trip so a new wave of retail could become bag holders lmfaoooo
[+7] u/Normal-Phase-1252: i bought 50 shares of MU at $800 because you guys told me it would go to $1000. Now i‘m down $7k within 3 days
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: Market really said “oh no attack!? Real shit?! Anyway back to dumping”
[+7] u/Glam34: MU 800eod crew where u at
[+7] u/theunderstandingman: One red day and everyone in here gets so pessimistic
[+7] u/alexh22_: because it was up so much
[+7] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Is it safe to buy now?
[+7] u/Xryanlegobob: So if the pigeon DOESN’T shit on the guy tomorrow, we’re good, right?
[+7] u/AnimalIndependent: Anyone else buying MU ?
[+7] u/Able-Technology-8055: Just buy a bunch of calls for 🌮 Tuesday and gtfo today doodz
[+7] u/purpleinme: Y’all thot the MU pump was infinite?
[+7] u/Jerseydevil317: Big bear dick destroying the Bull D
[+7] u/Natarian86: I fell for this on Friday, not going to do it again
[+7] u/slamtt: Who bought NVDA at 235 while Jensen was signing chinese titties
show yourself
[+7] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: looking at vix ...
is this ber trap?
[+7] u/ChampionshipOdd947: It's gotta be a record for the stock market to have this many crashes in 8 years
[+7] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: She's a 9.5 but she fullported MU at the top.
[+7] u/patmccock86: Love how we have had a thousand different pumps and dumps today, this is sick
[+7] u/ObviousDoxx: Lost a year’s salary today lock in
[+7] u/FrozenToiletWaterr: Here comes power hour
[+7] u/Midnite_07: Yes, we are gonna see $742... No worries....
[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: Seeing my SNDK fall from 150 to 120% hurts.
[+7] u/dreggers: of course semis start tanking the moment i finally rotate from saas
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: MU 1k bois getting sweaty right now
[+7] u/DragonScimmy100: New truth dropped, >!turns out the market can be red!<
[+7] u/InfectedClit: Bols please assume the position.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/johns2289: Judge: get this shit outta my face
[+6] u/bigjimsribs: How ya feeling bulls? That V is coming right?
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: I wore my leather jacket to gym today since I am ready for earnings
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: What just happened?!
[+6] u/iFistMySis: NVDIA YOU BETTER STRAIGHTEN THE FUCK UP
[+6] u/taffy_laffy: no one ever went broke holding cash waiting for a trend to show.
[+6] u/Midnite_07: PLEASE STOP DROPPING ALREADY MAN........... WTF
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: What did the bull say to the dram?
>!Moo!<
>!haha gottem!<
[+6] u/TomEpicure: Somebody just said "this was supposed to be set to buy" and flipped a switch
[+6] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 once again said other countries begging him not to attack Iran. Lol I can't believe the market keeps reacting to the same lie
[+5] u/Sick0h: I choose you pumpichu!
[+5] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: I AM NOT OPEN TO CONCESSIONS FOR IRAN
THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED
[+19] u/Low_Plastic363: "You're lucky my boys UAE, SA, and Qatar are holding me back!"
https://preview.redd.it/v93ey2yx9y1h1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4bc47635ff28ec225bc093720d4fae2e3f3d416
[+14] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: BREAKING: RTUMP SAYS STRIKES GOT CALLED ED OFF
THE WAR IS OVER FOR THE 3278TH TIME
So, pump the market?
[+12] u/Primary-Effect-3691: No way Trump lets this go down with his recent portfolio changes, more tweets incoming
[+12] u/GeneratedMonkey: Holy green dildo saved me from -9k to +22k
[+12] u/RealPrinceZuko: This guy is one of the biggest idiots in human history and some of you actually thought he should be representing us 🫵🤡🫵
[+12] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: At this point Iran would be retarded to accept anything… 🥭 just gifted them 5-6 weeks of no oil with time to reset. They would be dumb as fuck to not sit this one out lol, bro fumbled so hard it might be the biggest blunder in history lmao.
[+11] u/fools_eye: Mango saw markets sliding and popped in a tweet. Totally legit and 100% true.
[+11] u/kyndrid_: he literally just delayed 730 by like 2 hours thats all lmfao. algos are just trained to buy on positive truth social posts
[+11] u/Superente_: We are actually going green. How ridiculous that we are still believing in fake tweets.
[+10] u/would-rather-read: Trump: "I have been asked by the Emir of Qatar, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, and the President of the United Arab Emirates, to hold off on our planned Military attack of Iran, which was scheduled for tomorrow, in that serious negotiations are now taking place, and that, in their opinion a Deal will be made, which will be very acceptable to the United States of America, as well as all Countries in the Middle East, and beyond. This Deal will include, importantly, NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN!"
[+10] u/LabyrinthLayers: 2:02 🥭 “I’ve called off the attack tomorrow”
Algo 📈
2:04: 🥭 “I told Hegseth prepare to attack”
Algo 📉
[+10] u/Successful-End7689: Today was one for the record books
We got the threat and TACO all within the same exact day
[+10] u/MarioInOntario: 🥭 out of ideas on how to stop the freefall
[+10] u/Tropicalfisher: The TACOs just don't hit the same way anymore
[+9] u/lifeiswutumakeit: No KBBQ tonight thx to DRAM
[+9] u/WSB_Dre: 🥭 used 🌮
It's not very effective
[+9] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Breaking: EMERGENCY RATE HIKES
[+9] u/RecoverOwn342: I guess that guy isn’t calling his mother in law a bitch today. Got saved.
[+8] u/Full_Cash6140: Oh someone else asked him to 🌮 i get it now
Sure sure. Totally believable
🥭 is big, strong, brave and tough so he was ready to personally destroy 🇮🇷 consequences be damned
But 🥭 is also compassionate, restained, intelligent, and above all respectful
So when some rando from some other country pleads for him to hold off on his destruction of 🇮🇷 he gives in even though he really really doesn't want to because he doesn't think about the stock market before such decisions. It's just a respect thing.
[+8] u/Utilize3372: THE WAR IS OVER FOR THE 250th TIME. ALL IS WELL! ATH INCOMING DADDY
[+8] u/TiredTired99: Mango posted on Truth Social that U.S. won't attack Iran tomorrow (which they were totally planning) because Middle East leaders all asked him not to ***and*** because "serious negotiations are taking place."
Markets have rebounded a little, but are still down for the day overall.
[+8] u/Ceyenne18: mango postponed something that nobody knew about????
[+8] u/cryptoguy66: This is such a fun market to trade said no one ever
[+8] u/wolfenstein734: My port getting MUtilated today cause I bought at 810.
[+8] u/Beverlyheals: he sold?
P U M P I T
[+8] u/refrigeratorsHD: 666 the devil entry on Mu
[+8] u/Cav829: After the last two months, I really did miss these days of bulls and bears in ferocious verbal combat over like 4/10ths of a percent on the S&P.
[+8] u/Koki4kok: holllllyyyyyy did Donnie saved me with a tweet what happened
[+8] u/harryburton420: you guys ready for spy 750 tomorrow
[+7] u/Rinolboss: fck i actually did buy mu at the top. theres no way it doesnt go up though
[+7] u/Nagalavonpelt: The taco 🌮 got no juice left 😂
People are sick of hearing the same shit week after week
Straight closed and no oil hasn’t changed. Truth social post isn’t going to change that
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Not even TACO is working anymore. Bol is truly fak.
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Is ServiceNow the next big thing?
[+7] u/Brigantius: MU dropped under 666. Not even the devil is with us today.
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: annnnddd all the shorts stopped out lmao
[+7] u/whitehypeman: Dumbest taco of all time
[+7] u/chainheal13: just took a sec to get it up haha sorry babe I promise it’s not you
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Once nvda loses 220, bol majorly fak 🤩
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Elon/OpenAI ruling just dismissed the case.
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: Please god, help me.
[+6] u/ripcord51: freak the fuck out and sell NVDA?
[+6] u/Priceplayer: Are we adding on this MU dip?
[+6] u/TheRealPancetta: Don't worry guys it will V shape right about now
[+10] u/tortu995: Are people really falling for the "we have a deal" for the 20th time en 3 months? Lol, people are really regarded. Also if inflation is running this hot even if hormuz is fully open it doesn't really matter and we still tank, inflation was spiking prior to hormuz it just got worse with it and again even if it opened today you will still see it's bad effects at least 10 months from now.
[+9] u/FeelTheEarporn: WTF happend, so retrarded. Huge word salad from
Mr mango man hooked up on algos lol
[+9] u/tika_dengu: 🌮 now served seven days a week
[+8] u/stellarfan: In b4 Iran says no negotiations and please start the bombings
[+8] u/Bazzer82: And so a generation of RAM baggies was created. RIP the memory pump of 2025/26.
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #clown dealing with himself lmao
[+8] u/Force_Hammer: Taco tweets are losing their effectiveness. Looks like he may have to do something concrete to actually end this war! 😱
[+8] u/svpa3991: Got into MU, I want to feel something
[+7] u/Still_Loaded: I’ve lost my ass. If anybody finds it, can you please return it to the lost and found.
[+7] u/kingkongsdingdong420: DEAL REACHED STRAIT OPEN.
And then we go home and iran controls the strait and gets nukes
[+7] u/NiceOwner: They’re definitely going to invade Iran don’t be fooled by his fake extensions.
[+7] u/DrElkSnout: I need to turn $0.37 into $40,000,000 in the next hour and a half or my wife leaves me. What's the play?
[+7] u/Jadeclone1: TACO Tuesday incomming. Happens every tuesday after hours
[+7] u/RegardMode: Donnys truth post has lost its pump ability
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: TONIGHT WE DINE IN TACO BELL!
[+6] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Jensen is going to announce dell and Nvidia are gonna 69 and they both pump 69%
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Atleast we’re poor together 🥹
[+6] u/meatstick94: i’m worried the taco strategy is turning into “ignore it’s happening and hope everyone forgets”
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: His tweets are getting weaker
[+6] u/Kashabowiekid: I’m not buying anything tell after nvida earnings. Puts or calls