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[+59] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: What are the chances Trump announces that the US and China are going to make the BIGGEST BEST MOST AMAZING GREATEST LARGEST DEAL in history?
[+56] u/2020isgreat: Claude open the strait of hormuz make no mistakes
[+41] u/NotMe357: Tomorrow is the first day of the meeting between USA and China so I bet we'll get good news before the market open to celebrate 🥳 so many Americans CEOs sucking XI's rock hard dick tomorrow.
[+37] u/NativePlant870: Everyday Americans hurting bad.
Meanwhile Wall Street: 🤑🤑🥳🥳
[+35] u/ateranol: If you grow tired of making money, buy MSFT
[+31] u/_Netgirth: So that pigs get slaughtered thing was a fucking lie
[+28] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # dotcom CSCO bros finally green after 26 years lmaooo
[+27] u/SerialStrategist: Buying MSFT on sale and watching it go on clearance later is the worst type of buyers remorse.
[+26] u/looool_k_libtard: Just get $10,000,000 into high yield savings and you’ll be set for life. People are so dumb. Just do that.
[+25] u/nzholtok: People panicking over .7% down after hours move on MU proves how leveraged to the tits we are
[+25] u/callsonreddit: omg i am so addicted tro trading
no self control
[+23] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Holy fuck this place is a shitshow
[+22] u/Wowmuchrya: IF YOUR STOCKS CEO AINT ON THE PLANE YOU AINT SEEING NO GAIN
Pedo plane rise up!
[+22] u/swagmans69: Finally broke even on CSCO after 26 years
[+22] u/NativePlant870: College friends are just friends by proximity. That shit goes out the window after graduation
[+21] u/bearhunter429: #I'll be so pissed if tomorrow isn't massively green LMAO🤌
[+20] u/mighty_sys_admin: MU is officially bigger than SPY (800 vs 740)
[+19] u/Valkorion335786: Ber when SPY was at 600: It's over bols
Ber when SPY was at 650: It's over bols
Ber when SPY was at 700: It's over bols
Ber when SPY crossed 740: It's over bols
Truly a special demographic
[+19] u/vermilli21: Only took 26 years for CSCO bag holders to turn green. CONGRATULATIONS 🎊
[+18] u/bearhunter429: #We are overdue a MASSIVE pump LMAO🤌
[+16] u/stuntondeezh0es: Intel AND Cisco going to ATH and there’s no bubble? Come on now
[+16] u/A10cc: # Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies.
[+15] u/Doughnutpower: BREAKING: MSFT reports all windows licked clean on short bus.
[+15] u/miss_L_fire: I’m not giving up on you MU!
[+15] u/Waverun: BREAKING: LUNR AI data centers in space to be cooled by YETI coolers with imbedded semiconductors from MU and hardware provided by NBIS 🚀😱
[+15] u/tropicalia84: # IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST "CHINA TRADE TALKS GOING WELL" THE MARKETS RIPPED +25% IN A MATTER OF A COUPLE OF MONTHS
# SURE NOT A SINGLE DEAL EVER HAPPEND BUT THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
# HOPE YOU LOADED EXTREMELY OTM CALLS!!!
[+14] u/financiallythriving: Someone check on Michael Burry
[+14] u/Thotmas01: My dad is green on Cisco today. He bought stock in Cisco for my brother’s college fund in 2000. My brother graduated two years ago.
[+13] u/TheYearGuesser: Its my birthday tomorrow. Nothing bad is allowed to happen.
[+13] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: So basically every stock but msft is pumping?
[+13] u/Kingmusk420: You guys know a deal is coming tonight US PST time right? Trump aint flying over there to get no deal. Watch market gap up tomorrow
[+13] u/ThetaGrim: Nvda beats usually mean a red day after
[+13] u/Shoganai_Hito: If you invested $10 in MSFT at the beginning of this year then you’d have about $8.50 rn
[+12] u/DH64: When is MSFT ticker changing to MSLP?
[+12] u/iMonterenfleche: Well damn. I held my MU calls 🫤
[+12] u/TheoryInttro: Will 🥭 wake up and shitpost in the middle of the night even with changing time zones?
[+12] u/jarMburger: Why is MSFT always red
[+12] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Jensen peacefully asleep on Mangos chest right now.
[+12] u/tropicalia84: # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL AFTER HOURS DIP BUYERS!!!
[+11] u/Jadedtrader33: My CSCO shares that I bought 30 years ago have officially 2X.
That’s the kind of gains slow and steady long term Buffett style investing gets you degenerate gambling 0DTE fucks. 🫵🤡
In another 30 years it might even 4X!
[+11] u/codespyder: Lost money on both calls and puts today AMA
[+11] u/LumpyShock9656: Nice to see palantards get wrecked today as well
[+11] u/AgitatedJump8459: How to get from 50k to 1 mil? Serious advice only
[+11] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Me on the CSCO earnings call with my stake being YOLO OTM call options that expire friday
https://preview.redd.it/6vwjwug1ty0h1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459aa0d1c6c5f7c89684f7ed0eaf01131abec20d
[+11] u/BFox1982: Did Trump actually call him Tim Apple? Lmao
[+11] u/AndItsThetaAgain: YOU WANT THE TRUTH?
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH
[+11] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I am very mad, fuming, and in shambles I did not buy CSCO calls even though I didn't click the ticker once
[+10] u/LaserBeamer17: lol the MMs are so pissed MU closed above 8 hunnit and now they have to hedge all the 800 calls that are ITM
[+10] u/trsx5: I made $52k this month so far and im a little paper handed bitch, whats your excuse? Just play strong winners on an uptrend and nothing else
[+10] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Imagine hating money so much that you're a permabear
[+10] u/aRandomRedditor9000: All in Nvidia calls for the pump after the China meeting circle jerk
[+9] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: I'm not good at this
[+9] u/shindiggaa: Still one minute left retards
[+9] u/likamuka: This is going to be the biggest crash the world has ever experienced since the tulip mania.
[+9] u/vermilli21: We are in a bubble, even CSCO is pumping. 🤣
[+9] u/TotalInstruction: Cramer on Monday: I’ll pass on Ford
Ford on Wednesday: Up 16%
LOL
But yeah, I’m going to watch what the S&P does for the next couple of days because I feel like it’s starting to stall out.
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: My 401k is down 72% this year. Fidelity told me to “go fucking cry about it cuck” when I asked what they are investing in on my behalf. I agree with them.
[+9] u/Burtonwurton: Fucking MSFT dying AH now. Useless fuck
[+9] u/Old-Commission2782: # Salesforce (CRM) Stock: U.S. Air Force Signs $72M Enterprise Deal
Stock proceeds to dump lol
[+9] u/Administrative-Ant75: whats up with MU after hours
[+9] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: SPX up over 17% from its lows this year.
Fuck me, that's crazy.
[+9] u/chaoticmosaic: NVDA due for a 5% day
[+9] u/mysuruhuduga: Bulls in complete control
[+9] u/spreadbetfred: I’m now relying on the wealthiest ever fed chair, who will be long equities, to crash the market.
Fucking sack of piss
[+9] u/IcyDiver3484: Ever since I've bought DRAM it's been red then crabbing, I'd love to experience one of these legendary DRAM runs I've heard about so I can recover my port, cash it out, and put the fries in the bag
[+9] u/Shoganai_Hito: Imagine a miserable life where you couldn’t trade US stocks at convenient and normal human hours 🤌🏼
[+9] u/Red_V_Standing_By: MU to break through the resistance and touch 840 tomorrow.
[+9] u/cloud_cafe: Everyone else: UP
Me: PLTR, MSFT
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: I AM FULL PORTING CALLS AT THE OPEN WITH THE REMAINING FUNDS I HAVE THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: HOLY SHIT MU CLOSED BARELY ABOVE 800
[+8] u/Jupitersd2017: Hey where is the guy that shorted NBIS 730k.. and the guy that threw 200k into calls, I need to see the loss and the gains lol
[+8] u/purpleinme: Jesus Christ SMCI sucks a fucking dick. Hope that company burns to the ground.
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: Mu rsi reset, cleared for big green tomorrow 💪
[+8] u/tortu995: Given what we've all experienced the last few weeks if you hear someone say the fed is neutral or it should be lowering rates you know that person is regarded. Rates should be at least 100 bps higher, to even start having a conversation about it but right now financial conditions are extremely loose.
[+8] u/chaoticmosaic: Why is my dumbest coworker asking me about day trading?
[+8] u/Wise_Rule_7708: What should I lose 15k on
[+8] u/f0xinaround: Bought a csco lotto call for 120. Cool
[+8] u/chaoticmosaic: NVDA: increases 0.03% on volume of 25 mill
Cisco: operating income increases 11% YOY- GOD CANDLE
[+8] u/tropicalia84: # ALREADY GOING ALL THE WAY BACK UP!!!
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/smegmania1 made a bet that CSCO would go to 115.0 within **3 days** when it was 100.17 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 2 wins and 0 losses
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[+8] u/Terrible-Deer1398: If all the 2000s companies are skyrocketing does that mean MSFT is next 🤔
[+8] u/FLRugDealer: Donald… if you’re listening. You know what to do.
[+8] u/Miker1730: lol why does microslop make it so easy
[+8] u/nzholtok: Okay now I agree there is a bubble
[+8] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Cisco pops 14% on surging AI orders, as company says it's cutting almost 4,000 jobs https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/13/cisco-csco-q3-earnings-report-2026.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
This is the snake eating its own tail. Layoffs and stock rockets. Welcome to Mad Max days, boys.
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: I call into Earnings Calls sometimes even tho I don’t own shares just because it makes me feel more important in life 🤌🏼
[+8] u/pidaryob: bears gonna watch the index drop 11% over a month just to start bitching when it starts recovering
[+8] u/Shishlaps_doe: Hmm short interest on all blue chip stocks is sus
[+8] u/photosynthescythe: How many of yall are green in the last two weeks?
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: How tf did old timers trade 0dtes back in the day via payphone to brokerage?
[+8] u/moonlanding12223: Micron is edging me because I know it’s going to 850 before Friday afternoon
[+7] u/Mr-Bonnet: I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL
[+7] u/Lord_Greedyy: insane volume before closing, but price didn't change much, big day tomorrow?
[+7] u/Grabm_by_the_poos: GOOG POWER LEVEL OVER 400!!!!!!!!!!
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Someone opened $3.3M worth of $NVDA puts for next week
Earnings next week
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: I sold my MU and DRAM, I made 80k in 2 months. Can’t deal with the stress any longer lmao
[+7] u/foxasintheanimal: I am now taking appointments for behind the dumpster.
[+7] u/NativePlant870: sofi goes down on green and red days
[+7] u/BigSnow7033: Holding SPY calls over night
[+7] u/Prestigious_Word1543: Hurry and drop the news fat Don, i need my calls to print
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: This was the fourth time MSFT fucked me over. Removing it from my watchlist once and for all. Absolutely fucking done.
[+7] u/Bizonistic: Market is so rigged, but only for bers
[+7] u/TABid-5073: whats the odds of MU going to 1600 by end of June?
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Are you winning son 🧒
[+7] u/OkEnd9276: Cisco and Ford are AI plays now? Next you’re gonna tell me that chipotle burritos can be used to run data centers.
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: NVDA +10% day loading???
[+7] u/QueenAlicat: Added Cisco to my watchlist when the contract was .86. Now it’s 13$ 🤠😭
[+7] u/AdvisorOdd1938: NVDA will pump to earnings and then pump some more
[+7] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: Ok guys tomorrow I’m getting $6k usd payout.
I will buy a MU call $835 strike that expires Friday
And another MU call same strike that expires next Friday
I would like to know your regarded thoughts
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Market just needs a 2-3% reset soon before it can move up to $800 in couple of months
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Calling yourself a bull when you have less than 10k to your name is definitely something..
[+7] u/JC7577: There’s a special level of regardness if your down 30-40% ytd from just purely trading shares
[+7] u/cryptohorn: #irrational exuberance
[+7] u/QPRCHOC: Worst feelings in the stock market:
3. Taking a serious position in a company you've researched and seeing it flop.
2. Researching a position, not committing to it and seeing it soar.
1. Seeing a random ticker you're aware of but never had any previous thought of committing to go up +15% after earnings and yet somehow feeling regarded for not investing heavily in it.
[+7] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Stinks in here. Go warsh your ass.
[+7] u/Thin_Response_2689: Can we just crash so bears can STFU
[+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: And then monkeys fly out of jensens butt
[+6] u/OGWFORLIFE: You will never buy stocks on sale and you will like it.
[+6] u/baIIern: Hijacking this thread for a question: Since Trump wants rate cuts, this will lead to awfully high inflation, won't it? Bad for expenses, but good for assets, right?
[+6] u/No-Sympathy-686: Up 62k this week and am big mad could have been 100k...
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: HUGE PUT SPREADS BEING PLACED ON DRAM
CALLS
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: somehow I anticipate many documentaries about this bull run (and the consequences nobody expected)
[+6] u/burrowed_greentext: nasdaq Jan'98 to Dec'99: +160%
nasdaq the last five years: +97%
[+6] u/Ok_Ad5628: Msft has the day come ?
[+6] u/hudson701: How to play tomorrow, today was another ridiculous run. MU really struggled to hold that 800 level, maybe it will just sit here for a while or melt down slowly.
[+6] u/Big-Routine222: Technicals this, research that, bro, just bank on greed. It’s literally free money.
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: That guy that bet his rent money csco calls you up!!! Congrats regard 🫡 🤑
[+6] u/BrightSovereign: Can't believe my CSCO calls are gonna print, I bought them as a joke
[+6] u/DiamondHands667: Everyone closed green today?
[+6] u/DarkR124: Number 64478643rd time buying the dip pays off. Big gains from NOK, DRAM and PENG calls picked up yesterday.
I always get suspicious when money is coming in this easy.
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: If all of the old boomer DotCom era stocks soaring during DotCom 2 leadup is not the most ironic thing I've ever seen lol
[+6] u/LA4lyf: Nok $20 end of the week at this point lol
[+6] u/soscribbly: I own the ONE mf stock that’s red today… unbelievable
[+6] u/InternetWise8512: $CSCO coming with swinging dick!
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: I want to see Winnie the Pooh “xi” disrespect mango 🥭 on live tv. Call him a dumb fuck or something
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # QQQ CALLS AFTER CLOSE ALREADY UP 50%
# YES IT LITERALLY IS THAT EASY
[+6] u/Bananaskovitch: what one can do more than buying dram shares at this point?
[+6] u/Tiiinygecko: Bought CSCO half hour before reg. market close. Now up 13.5% AH. 💲💲💰
[+6] u/wright_on_: Microslop is impoverishing this nation
[+6] u/mwesty25: Silly gey ber. They ain’t no bubbl
[+6] u/No-Pressure4609: $HOOD
**PDT lift on June 4** will be insane catalyst for RH options revenue (biggest tx-based revenue segment)
[+6] u/TheMeta40k: I just want Xi to tweet: 我热爱美国人民,也非常乐意与他们开展更多的商业往来。我们将成为最好的朋友,一起在田野里尽情嬉戏。此外,我们还将停止在婴儿奶瓶中添加铅成分,也不再向贩毒集团出售芬太尼前体。
[+6] u/Nwah2112: How did “it’s juuust gonna ask a question” become the universal line for tablets inappropriately asking for tips? Istg the second that became a thing literally every single worker on earth adopted this phrase. Like was it part of the training or something?
[+6] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf why does MU just tank after hours for no reason every time I get calls?
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: MU AH is just pissed off MMs, pay no attention
[+6] u/Jopso13: Will 5/22 CSCO 120’s print ?
[+6] u/Coogiez: Can I just get a -10% day on spy and qqq
[+6] u/FlatwormBig5514: It's sort of wild to sit here and see the K-Shaped economy come to fruition.
[+6] u/zug_moneycomes: everything ATH, no one cares about t bills or fucking oil, lets go
[+6] u/Conscious_Act3595: first NBIS now Cisco and tommorrow AMAT , letss gooo free money
[+6] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Ik the day I buy calls it’s gonna be a -3% day
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Microsoft has no bottom, it could easily open at $390 tomorrow and tank to $375 end of week.
[+6] u/vermilli21: Gonna wait til everyone stops bitching about MSFT always red. Then I’ll know when to buy calls
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: Conspiracy theory incoming:
The timing of this meeting in China with 🥭 and all these oligarchs tagging along is really odd to me.
With the market being incredibly overbought at it's current ATH, and 🥭 latley publicly praising the stock market's performance, telling the masses to guy buy Intel and every other stock....
Idk it just feels like maybe this is a big meeting between all those in power to let everybody know they are planning on crashing the market. So they can sell and load up on shorts to make a fortune off the dip, then buy back in at a massive discount.
And 🥭 is getting China in on the act to help restore relations with them.
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: good looks whoever was shouting $CSCO calls
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: By the time ASTS gets its constellation up most of humanity will be living on Mars 🤌🏼
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: I told my dad to yolo into MU and he yolod into MUU by accident
[+6] u/Jadeclone1: NVDA will be the first 10t company
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Fed's Kashkari: "Inflation is too high."
yea no shit dawg.
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: Man this is really looking like 2008 all over again. I made money and happy about it but what the fuck. You see people posting 2 millions borrowed on margin for weekly gambling calls.
This is nuts.
[+6] u/POWRAXE: In the last 24hrs my portfolio has lost and gained back 70k. Fuck me, what a ride.
[+6] u/IcyDiver3484: If DRAM moons I'll be able to buy a Lambo (calendar)
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: this rally is destroying my mental health
[+6] u/Affectionate-Day2743: the -0.5% after hours crash? lol
[+5] u/CumomEileen: Puts are such a waste of money, wtaf
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Growing tomatoes and corn makes me happy. I just have to do this working and trading shit until I make enough money to lose money farming.
[+5] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Large UVXY volume going through
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: Bitcoin back to 75k ..lol .
[+5] u/Kowan: Goodbye SNDK, you were fun while it lasted :(
[+5] u/GiraffeBaron: I’m holding qqq and nvda calls overnight.
This is most calls I have held overnight ever
[+5] u/Andthesuch: SPY 750, let's go degens
[+5] u/Mangoworshipper: It’s the year 2033, mango just finished up his third term, spy’s at 5k, and bers are still waiting on a recession
[+5] u/okcanadian94: lmao this is going to end so badly
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Welp. Let's see what happens when the Chinese markets take their turn. Hopwfully mango works his magic and we have a big day tomorrow
[+5] u/GrondForGondor: Packed my bags to get on the rocket for LUNR. See you earthlings later.
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Sndk and Mu …very ghey
[+5] u/gjbaca17: If you’re a ber and not making winning trades, you’re doing it wrong. I like to buy medium term puts on shit stocks in downtrends with good resistance patterns like CVNA, PLTR, and MSFT.
[+5] u/DriftMint: Market crash ain’t coming for another year or two
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: When MU 1000?
If my MU 800c 15July calls print then I will never gamble again (only with house money maybe)
[+5] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Lord PLEASE let's this CSCO pump last into the open tomorrow
[+5] u/hwork-22: That was clearly an attempt to get you to sell your calls. DON'T DO IT
[+5] u/da-pkitty: CSCO might just atone for my ASTS, OKLO, PLTR, and MSFT sins this week
[+5] u/cheatlkeachamp: Why we freaking MU is down 66 cents lol
[+5] u/YoungRichBastard26s: Wait till yall find out they been using tax payer money to pump all these names and you won’t see a dime of the profits
[+5] u/Intelligent_Title_90: I love you cisco, i will never call your TAC engineers cunts again when they ask me for logs for the 100000th time
[+5] u/__pickle_rick: CSCO: I just like the stock ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
[+5] u/isospeedrix: CSCO, INTC, SNDK, LITE(jdsu), Nokia (lucent) flying? Time Machine to year 2000
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: MMs HATE to see our sweet cow boy (MU) over 800 smh
[+5] u/mwfguxckdyou: “We made progress! Concepts of an idea for a plan were discussed. It was a beautiful conversation, the likes of which have never been seen before. Xi said nice things about me. Beautiful things. And you know I’m. I’m just automatically attracted to beautiful. I just move in. Don’t even wait.”
Market will rally as a result.
!banbet QQQ 720 2d
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: MU still fking around the 800 level. MMs are just gonna tether it there till we get GYNA news huh
[+5] u/BigSnow7033: Please give me a wednesday taco
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: How long the Trump & Friends show in China?
[+5] u/TheSeeker331: My only regret with $CSCO is that I didn’t buy more calls 🤣
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Good luck timing the top lil bro
[+5] u/SlapYouSilly999: CSCO saves me and more from my NBIS puts that you IDIOTS told me was a bullshit company and would tank on earnings
[+5] u/Ok_Educator_7079: MU is gonna go sideways the rest of this week until you guys paper hand your calls or your puts. Only one side can win. Let's vote to make an alliance so one side can win. Then we can rotate next time so the other side wins.
[+5] u/aqjingson: The real purpose of this visit is to debut the latest Chinese concubine robots
[+5] u/Siriricu20: **KEVIN ‘FUK UR PUTS’ WARSH**
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Warsh gonna print so much money it will make 2020 look like nothing LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Bank of America raised price target of MU from $500 to $950 lol
Those bags must be pretty heavy 👀
[+5] u/TheMeta40k: Imagine if Trump kicks it in China. Would the conspiracies every stop? Would we hit circuit breakers or pump wildly?
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: The Golden Age of American ~~Imperialism~~ Exceptionalism is upon us
[+5] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Is MRAM cooked chat ? Be honest
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: How about that bro with ASTS half sleeve tattoo at $130 back in January
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: FORD pumping 13% in 1 day is the canary in the coal mine
[+5] u/United-Hearing-8286: CSCO 150 tomorrow ☠️☠️☠️
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Here I am sweating price action that is gonna reverse, double and switch up 100 times by the time I wake up
[+5] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: We need Cisco to announce a deal
[+5] u/ThetaGrim: Fig going to blow up earnings
[+5] u/Rosella2562: The Cisco 120C calls I bought last week and sold for $10-20 per contract apparently hit $80 today… I had bought them for 0.02 each and it was over +1000% profit, but still hurts… Would’ve tanked if I held though, so congrats to all CSCO holders 🥳
[+5] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: !banbet sndk 1530 2d
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Reddit told me not to buy Nokia so I bought it anyways. Up 10%
[+5] u/crudeoil-deville: Imagine buying puts in the big 2026 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/TheSeeker331: My single 6/18 deep ITM $CSCO call saved my account 💀
Debating selling tomorrow but $QCOM and $INTC kept pumping for a couple of weeks after their earnings pumps.
But idk if that’s greedy.
[+5] u/hollowayonfire: How likely SPY 750 tomorrow?
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Tomorrow everyone take profits and dump into MSFT please
[+5] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: INFQ GOONERS UNITE TOMORROW
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: In a sea of green tech, you settled with MSFT calls 🤡
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Bulls, I hope you didn’t burn your bridges at Wendy’s
[+5] u/Dysbit: Prob will fomo buy into something at all time high and heavy bag it the next few years
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Intel has been red two days in a row. This is unacceptable
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: Jpow was a real one, mf navigated some crazy ass shit and kept the world from falling apart and dealt with mangos crazy ass
Pouring one out for my dog 👊
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: This a MU subreddit now and nothing can change it
[+5] u/barely_a_manager: "Fuck you MSFT and META"
My go to comment every day. Tmr might leave META out of it
[+5] u/CriticismOtherwise78: When my son was 3, this was his standard reply to any question.
[+29] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Boobs
https://preview.redd.it/f4kdyk776z0h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bd15ca504eb4a8f4e8f4359a4ffcf91717ad8b
[+21] u/prana_fish: Remember, it's not just a screaming bull market.
You are an absolute trading genius.
[+17] u/bigstew6: The China pump tomorrow and Friday is going to be insane
[+15] u/blm4lyfe: Everyone is making money while I just trying break even this year
[+15] u/Marshmallowmind2: Is mu still the main play?
[+14] u/NonsensicalWorries: blew up my account in 2 days, 30k to 0. Don't trade when you're dealing with other issues lmao
[+14] u/jonneh: People. We are in an age of a great technological revolution! Semis, memory, clouds, photonics.
STOP INVESTING IN STUPID SHIT LIKE YOGA PANTS AND MOVIE THEATERS AND PONZI SCHEMES MASQUERADING AS BANKS.
[+13] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Tomorrow going to be one of the most bullish days in history
[+13] u/Flashy_Razzmatazz899: well it's only $5 so why not
[+12] u/Marshmallowmind2: Reddit ain't the same since profiles are private. Do one bad comment and you'd have a reddit user turn into an FBI agent and discover all kinds about your life history from your profile
[+12] u/ChreeKnowsBest: “Parabolic runs always come to an end” is like saying “we’re all alive but we’re gonna die someday”
What a shitty way to live. Risk what you can afford to and enjoy the ride.
[+11] u/stupidber: Taking some profits to buy a Shia LeBeouf cameo
[+11] u/FeverTreeCloud: Article on Tech Crunch because it’s a slow news day 🥱
https://preview.redd.it/6855v57fzy0h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1caa8f2f27e898feb23c152bb71eacd2ad56cb1c
[+11] u/kex06: Its ok SanDisk, you go when you feel like it
[+10] u/wolfenstein734: Next MU ripper will send it well past 1000. Get on the train retards
[+10] u/NotRllytho: Everyone: semis and memory
Me (a regard): I think I’ll just keep looking at small cap industrials
[+9] u/infinitewaters107: “It is not enough that my portfolio succeeds. Others’ must fail.” - Genghis Quant
[+9] u/SoothingWafer: That guy is wrong, you should eat ass
[+9] u/drytexterfinalboss: Memory showing weakness 🤌
[+9] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Market was more fun when SNDK was going psychotic
[+9] u/Castopliani: MU printing big green dicks. They're not micro and they're not soft
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: Jensen Huang has highlighted plumbers and skilled tradespeople as critical, high-demand, and potentially high-income professionals in the AI era 💀
[+8] u/stonkgeeker: 6 Day P&L - SPY Options
Start: $77,000
1 - (+$62k)
2 - (-$43k)
3 - (+$9.5k)
4 - (+$5.5k)
5 - (-$25k)
6 - (+$27k)
Ending: $112,000
[+8] u/WrappedRocket: MU I could really use you at $850 at open and $900 by end of day please
[+8] u/Vlisa: Thank god I'm not in Congress. Would frighten the public when they saw my trades.
[+8] u/tristis_veritas: >“It’s like we don’t exist." Nearly 50,000 Lake Tahoe residents have to find a new power source after their energy source looks to redirect lines to data centers.
https://fortune.com/2026/05/12/lake-tahoe-data-center-49000-residents-power-source/
Retard permabulls cheering the biggest bubble of all time. Way worse than Dotcom which was actually useful unlike all this AI slop that no one even wants.
On top of that, Greenspan actively worked to slow down the damage and speculative fever. US was running multiple consecutive years of surpluses. This time we're running full speed into disaster except we still have accelerating inflation... *before the war* AND *stripping out energy inflation* AND *massive debt*.
AI bulls don't care that poor people literally have to turn off their refrigerators and go hungry, only once every square inch of the earth is blanketed in AI data centers will they be happy.
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: Xi talking in chinese and mango nodding "oh yes, i agree with that. oh very good, i like that too!"
[+8] u/Suspicious_Ad7492: Calls for NOW, MSFT. There would be a rotation from AI stocks to SaaS. Too oversold right now.
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: market more rigged than 9/11
[+8] u/Marshmallowmind2: 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮
MUUUUUUUUUUUU
[+8] u/yomama_yodaddy: OF ipo would outrun spacex ipo
[+7] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Prepare for fake ass China talks going well news
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Idc if MSFT goes up or down short term, it's gonna moon mid term, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it
[+7] u/smellyfingernail: desperately searching for anything remotely related to a computer that hasnt already mooned
[+7] u/bigstew6: Computa, pump the market
[+7] u/zeebee098: Every year I think it’s the worst year of my life and then I go lower
[+7] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Cisco movin like it's 1999....holy shit
[+7] u/stonkgeeker: Did anyone else think bad PPI was gonna cause a bigger selloff this morning? Especially after the CPI selloff yesterday?
[+7] u/PM_me_a_nip: Market is up 15% since March 30th
Love to see it
Why? Mind your got damn business!!
[+7] u/SomePolack: Ok guys I’m ready to come out as a bull
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING**: landfill dwellers AKA BERS are rebelling against their quasi-god michael burry who led them to bankruptcy in the last few weeks.
[+7] u/SomePolack: Wait I can buy stocks that pay dividends and increase in price over time?
Did I just solve inflation
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: is anybody up or down due to anything besides a semis trade
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Word on the street, spy will hit 750 tomorrow. Do what you will with that information
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: it's funny how everyone in CNBC, all the talking heads on YouTube, reddit..we all know we're in a bubble. But the thought is "ride it and be sure to get out early"..like anyone but the big boys have ever done that successfully lol
And they're only successful bc they decide when to pop the bubble
[+7] u/ifeedonfear: I hope mf above $114 I got in literally 3mins before market closed and I'm up 2k 😭straight gamble
[+6] u/Imgoin2brich: IN ALL HONESTY BUYING THE DOW JONES HERE IS A LEGIT ARBITRAGE TRADE
ITS TRAILING THE SP500 BY FCKING 9% LMAO
IDC IM DOING IT
[+6] u/PauSeAwesome: Is RDDT ever coming back? I am waiting…
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: Would you buy MU or NOK at this point now?
[+6] u/gentlesandwich: To trade well, you must first recognize that you are infinitely poorer than a lot of other people.
Then, you assume all of that money needs to go somewhere to make the rich even richer.
Where is the sweet spot between being safe and taking risks for huge returns?
That's where the money will go.
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: If companies layoff everyone because AI can do the job better, faster and cheaper, who the fuck is gonna have money to buy your shit 💩?
[+6] u/ProfessionalQuiet575: I’m confused guys. Got an email from Robinhood letting me know I have funds to invest. You mean I could’ve been investing this whole time instead of gambling?
[+6] u/SniXSniPe: That was your last chance ghey bers, now we are going to SPY1000 nonstop with no dips in between
[+6] u/davidbigham: basically should all in SPY 0 day call everyday.
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: WHO SOLD ON THE DIP THIS MORNING AT OPEN RAISE YOUR HAND RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: We're about to get a 5am est mango truth social post thats gonna rocket this market again
[+6] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: 20% up on a tiny earnings beat is some crazy shit
[+6] u/Samjabr: I can't tell if the people pushing the "China is going to invade Taiwan in 2027" are balls deep in defense stocks or whether they're just fking retarded
The chance of China invading Taiwan in the next 2 to 3 years are about the same as me winning gold medal in female gymnastics on the Chinese Olympic team. (By the way, I'm a brown male from the US)
No one is this fking stupid, right?
[+6] u/Jerikolol: I dont get why its called the hentaivirus tho? hmm?
[+6] u/Rodriguezboy1: Syndrome is down but we up
[+6] u/gayforgoblin: up 30k for the week, who should i jerk off to
[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: Anyone else hoping for nuclear war so that you can buy CSCO at a discount?
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Man when the flood gates break in the stockmarket, it’s going to be real bad…
[+6] u/Excellent_Baby_3385: I considered buying Cisco calls and didn’t FUCK
[+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: SOFI is so garbage, I should have escaped at even before last earnings. Bag holding this crap
[+6] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Robinhood sent me a prospectus from something I bought. The fuck is this boomer shit?
[+6] u/oldprecision: Don't think that MSFT can't have another lost decade.
[+6] u/TreGet234: We will go parabolic from here as it becomes obvious this bubble will never pop.
[+6] u/KodiakBlackIsBack: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: wonder if they had options in that universe
[+5] u/Ballislife1313: BA, NVDA, AAPL, TSLA. All eyes on China.
[+5] u/sanmar2225: # who still holding PEW
[+5] u/Midnite_07: ASTS $85+ tomorrow....
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Found the solution to paperhanding, just fall asleep at 3pm for a nap
[+5] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: ITS AMAZING HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING UP
BUT MSFT
[+5] u/Effective-Warthog552: Whose regarded DD am I going to tail?
[+5] u/HorcruxHunter21: NOK but yall not prepared for it
[+5] u/sonofalando: \#IM THE LUCKY GUY GETTING ASSIGNED $34,000 IN SALESFORCE STOCK. I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND. 🤝💀
[+5] u/Vlisa: >Bernstein analyst Stacy Rasgon believes that the AI-fueled semiconductor sector still has more room to run.
Time to sell, bers are saying to buy.
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: How tf am I sick in May
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: SPY been at a straight 60-degree angle for 6 weeks. What could go wrong?
[+5] u/Average_TechSpec: Why is Cisco booming... Like... what 😀
[+5] u/GamermanRPGKing: Hear that? It's Nokia calling.
[+5] u/IRunFast24: The semi names in SOXX were 6% of SPY market cap 13 months ago. Today they're 22% of SPY.
[+5] u/bezeredies: I need SPY to rip a modest 1% tomorrow. But if Spy deicides to do 2%, I'm not gonna complain.
[+5] u/StuffedBunss: Spy is impervious to being red after hours. Learned my lesson yesterday. I barely made it with my puts out alive thanks to the sell off.
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: cisco, nokia mooning, what year is it
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: r/Burryology having a civil war LMAO
[+5] u/urahozer: Why shouldn't I buy Nike at these prices? When AI does all the work gladiators for the robot overlords have got to wear something no?
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: The virus is from CHYNA
[+5] u/Civil_Worry_1468: GameStop selling Nokia phones?
[+5] u/Own_Maximum8989: Ondas gonna hit like a mf tomorow
[+5] u/FatandBankrupt: You shit birds think microslop will rebound tomorrow or continue its slide ?
[+5] u/oldprecision: MSFT: Oh, CSCO had a good report? Down we go.
[+5] u/trojanmana: $NOKIA BULLS STAND UP $16 coming
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: Right, same shit tomorrow again with MU. Look at reddit for hours for news, look at AH & PM charts a hundred times, look at brokerage app every 5 mins after opening all day, check reddit every 5 mins. Repeat again next day. This is tiring
[+5] u/vaperwavD9: Just made 10 racks I don’t need any bitches anymore
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Panda Express kinda stepped up their game 🤌
[+5] u/ActivatingEMP: Anyone else keep reading CSCO as CSGO or is that just me
[+5] u/dinanm4: # USA Rare Earth is a fuckin play
Whatever the mango gets involved in ends up going crazy at one point or another I just listened to their earning call and I am invested now. It genuinely seems like a really strong company with lots of cash flow and they seem to have quite a bit of positive forward outlook.
I'm feeling BULLISH as fuck
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Full port puts tomorrow
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: Picture reality hitting and the mega drop when we cant push it anymore🤯🤯🤯
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I have a charizard card if someone wants to buy it
[+5] u/Mathguy200: Where does NVDA sit after earnings? $260?
[+5] u/Ok_Association8194: RKLB set to continue rising
[+5] u/Summerdaysengineer: CISCO!! Another pump tomorrow for stonks?
[+5] u/S0Anon: Bears look at every indicator, 30 charts, reads the intelligent investor only to have their port faded by uncle sam
[+5] u/be_o3: Is it greedy to feel disappointed I didn't sell NVDA in the morning and switch to AAPL to make 2% more
[+5] u/Life-Industry-1131: Little NOK run ? ? Sexy ahh stock rn
[+5] u/goldenlamp: Man I’m so fucking retarded by selling covered calls on NBIS for this weak as premium fuck me fuck
[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: MRVL pumping because AMD disclosed a stake is regarded. Tomorrow they'll pump AMD after MRVL discloses it has a stake in AMD.
[+5] u/kyndrid_: I looked at the QQQ calls I scalped at the EOD dump and thought it said QCOM 720 and i was like "wat da fuck did i just accidentally dump a whole bunch of money on"
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Yeah
Next year or later
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Haven't bears had their cocks broken enough?
[+29] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: BE GREEDY WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS GREEDY
[+17] u/Paul_Robert_: Good news: my port hit $99,999.34 today.
Bad news: in October 2025, it was at 180k 💀
[+14] u/housemouse431: the lack of overall loss porn is concerning
[+13] u/BallsHardest: Last year I dropped 6k in GOOG shares when it was down around $150 and now, everyday I wish I full ported. Why does winning feel so bad?
[+13] u/InitialPsychology731: Not long until GameStop tries a hostile takeover of Microsoft
[+13] u/Axonum: Taco will announce a trade deal tomorrow premarket and send everything soaring. Then China denies it and dumps it back to flat
[+11] u/Icy-Leave-9111: Which one of you regard told me to get into MSFT
[+11] u/cryptohomunculus: NON STOP CALLS BABY 🚀🚀🚀
[+11] u/severed02: It’s not a raging bull market; you’re an actual genius
[+11] u/mike_from_here: I just can’t believe how much money retarded people are making right now
[+10] u/Bcider: Fed members talking about needing rate hikes now due to inflation. Calls it is.
[+10] u/aftherith: All losses are unrealized if you run away and start a new life
[+10] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Tomorrow is MSFT day, calling it right now. Only gonna drop $5 at most
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: I'm sorry, but with filters and AI the way it is, I cannot in good conscience keep following any more Instagram baddies
I'm out
[+10] u/WorkingCorrect1062: I heard everybody is a millionaire
[+10] u/Kickboy21: If you bought MSFT at january 2024 and held, you’re basically flat.
[+9] u/potato111a: https://preview.redd.it/p714rakw8z0h1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f4afe8d0e6c9ae967153561dc4b1650269a04f
[+9] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Can't wait to sell my nvdia calls too early and bitch when it rockets 3000%
[+9] u/HerezahTip: Open the fucking casino!
[+9] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: if you aren't a millionaire at this point you probably missed the boat.
[+9] u/SpycyPotatoe: just fomo in like a good little tard
[+8] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Nothing in this market looks appealing to buy
[+8] u/McClintockC: Never forget the great pre-market bear market of Wednesday May 13th ✊️
[+8] u/jroache: Why did google rip 4% intraday today*************
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Yall gotta get the fuck outta the left lane bruh some of us are trying to actually get somewhere and not jerk off while going 5 under
[+8] u/metamorphosis: Shorting USO. Have a feeling news will come out from China Summit about some "diplomatic efforts to solve Iranian crisis" and algos will start sell off.
[+8] u/Scalpaholic: Whatever happens in first 15mins of Market Open I think I'll just inverse 0dte and close the app till 12ish ET.
[+8] u/Snowman33001: All this China talk is making me crave Panda Express.
[+7] u/_rockthemike: I’m up 43% YTD in my trading account. And currently sits at 80% cash. Fuck yeah!
[+7] u/tripstermcgee808: The next AI play is just more AI
[+7] u/31andnotdone: are you lonesome tonight
[+7] u/Important-Side-5795: Putting sunglasses on now to shade myself from the green shining so bright tomorrow
[+7] u/tocinoman: What am I supposed to do with the rest of my day? Open the fucking casino, you crazy bastards
[+7] u/Rainbow_Frenz4vr: sell POET calls then panic and buy them back then sell puts at the last minute ending up with negative infinity in premium
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: MSFT needs to get a CEO with some salesmanship
[+7] u/barbpatch: And isn't it IONQ
Don't cha think?
IT'S LIKE RAaaEeAaaIN
[+7] u/get_da_maney: Lmao we fr hitting 800 this year aren’t we
[+7] u/deertracker2022: Jesus he looks terrible. The orange makeup in the bright sunlight. Yikes.
[+7] u/carmeno22: When you have large amounts of profits on your calls, think to yourself. Would i buy these calls for this much right now? If not, you should probably trim/sell your position.
[+7] u/Constant_Story8217: I am hexually attracted to my stocks. No, it's not a phase. And I'm tired of pretending there's something wrong with this.
[+7] u/lSazedl: Dang ATH AH. How high can we fly?
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Thought today was Thursday
I'm so cooked
[+7] u/Kickboy21: I think about all the plays i missed by selling too early and it makes me want to jump off a cliff
[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: I wouldn’t even buy Cisco with someone else’s money
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: msoft cant even go green on the greatest bull market.
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Micron was such a POS today
[+6] u/aPepsiPanda: Bitch, I’m a cow, bitch, I’m a cow
I go MUUUUUUU
[+6] u/Axonum: Deal announced tomorrow and market rockets
[+6] u/itsme971: Can someone find SNDK and bring it on the right path, as it's currently going the wrong way
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: How has the MSFT CEO still got a job. Shareholders should’ve been making bank in this environment
[+6] u/Low_Trick4604: Already recovered one of my blown accounts, 3 more to go. Life is great until I get that itch again
[+6] u/Bagholder147: Put NOK on the board.....please
[+6] u/Vaf67: $MU shall set us free, of the Wendy’s fryer station.
[+6] u/cgonz15: Will tomorrow be another buy at morning dip and close your contracts at +1000% EOD?
[+6] u/ghreddinsoggles: 200 on CSCO lottos currently worth 2.5k…throwing it all on AMAT fr
[+6] u/Impressive-Pizza-163: Will my $56 dram call print?
[+6] u/Unfair_Adeptness_838: I suspect some people on wall street made a bet that they'll make retail to buy same stonks that dropped hard 26 years ago. oracle, cisco, intel, nokia. Same names, same playbook, same fomo. And same poor peasants that will either loose jobs or money, or both.
[+6] u/tiny_toof: ofc Lulu is down, no one wants plastic in their cooch
[+6] u/kemar7856: Cisco up 18%
Intel all time highs
Is this the dot.com bubble
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: I wanted to be a part of something bigger than myself. That's why I'm part of the problem.
[+5] u/Mettabreaks: I have never invested or bought options for NVDA but waiting until Monday to buy $250 calls sounds like a no brainer? They will share more info about the Gyna trip and there should be much more lax requirements shipping to China. Earnings should also provide a boost as Mr Leather Jacket shares more insight and future plans for progress?
That said, it's probably the top since I'm looking into this so puts it is
[+5] u/ShariaAUSP: Mark my words Ford is going to pull an Intel
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Calls calls calls, $750 calls.
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: something something be fearful or greedy, what the hell is this market guys?
as a bul, i am concerned for ber, very concerned
[+5] u/nikepatechelite: Bro somebody point in the direction of what’s going on ??? I’m trying to make some moneyyyyyy
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: It’s interesting how my love/hate for gain/loss porn is inversely proportional to my p/l
[+5] u/puts_every_day: Too much fomo in here. Expecting a random red day tomorrow.
[+5] u/Scr3aming3agl3: I'm expecting a second Cisco bounce after the Beijing summit results.
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: Is the market euphoric? No.. I am clearly just a genius
[+5] u/STONKLEAPS: NASA DRAM & RDW going to 🌖
[+5] u/Hearts08: NOK after hours is very active. At this rate it'll surpass $20 on Friday
[+5] u/Fkn1v1mem8: i missed out on 20k today because my hands are made of wet toilet paper. calls tomorrow
[+5] u/Fit_Argument_5721: Work another eight hour shift that takes ten hours out of my day
[+5] u/solon89: DRAM 60 tomorrow pls?
[+5] u/uncsucks: Need 🥭 to say Xi has a small wiener or something to save my puts
[+5] u/Loud-Television1271: MU one last pump, then I promise to not touch you
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: Damn QQQ going to gap up to 720
[+5] u/vanceraa: The last time the VIX was this low was the beginning of february
war is over folks
[+5] u/Club-Loud: A hornet got stuck in my bedroom this morning, had to kill it. Why they built like that tho? Hip to waist ratio is crazy, made me feel some kinda way
[+5] u/Club-Loud: ...I should call her
[+5] u/Future_Light_8571: Believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/stayfun: Serious question. Pleased with gains but where the fuck is all this money coming from?
[+5] u/VariationAgreeable29: Got shit for buying CSCO all last year — “it’s borrrrrrring” “it’s booooooomer” and yea now who’s laughing
[+5] u/BG-DoG: PLTR let’s gooooo!
All indicators point towards a 10% day for tomorrow. Source: hopium
[+5] u/International_Bee653: This Iran War would make a good screenplay
[+5] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Can’t wait for TOP ath’s I’ll finally be rich.
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Started a contract role at a well known tech company last week, but potentially have an offer at another well known company that pays more.
Would it be a dick move to quit if I get that offer?
[+5] u/wallstreetstonks: Serious chance that NVIDIA hits 250 before earnings and 275 after. No reason it should be below the average PT and they are 100% going to beat and raise again.
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: I guess sndk ran out of gas
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Are stop losses a boomer strategy when they used to buy Walmart or GM stock
In the modern volatile tech focused market, the swings can be crazy and do you end up hitting a stop loss before a run up.
I could be wrong though. Has it worked for others?
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Sticky not transitory
[+13] u/YeahPlayaaaaa: Do it properly pussy
[+12] u/Euphoric_Employer528: Man I’ve grown to hate everyone
[+12] u/bilingualbunny: In the end, we all expire worthless
[+11] u/LeadingNASDAQ: This market is actually broken, wow.. this is very concerning
[+10] u/ProudPeak3570: why does this feel like the last euphoric hoorah before the music stops
[+10] u/cannythecat: Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock. Why the fuck does the Nasdaq keep going up? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking break down. My puts are down 70 percent. Michael Burry told me AI was a bubble.
[+9] u/dune2350: Samsung reached an agreement with workers for half cash, half stock. But when workers asked when or where they get bonuses they simply got the response, "check the website." Strike to continue.
[+9] u/PooPooPointBoiz: I guess buying undervalued blue chip stocks loses you money. And full porting into meme stocks that have 4x'd in the last 6 month, gets you another 100% in gains.
Or fucking full porting into a goddamn space components company that got fucked for earnings, but recovers 22% in a day.
My fucking bad dude. My goddamn fucking bad.
[+9] u/EagleNoahg: Alright Korean market opens in 45 minutes they are going to absolutely Rip dram. They are getting handed a fat juicy steak first thing in morning.
[+9] u/PushAble2463: I’m actually baffled how MSFT is performing this poorly. What a cuck stock (I’m invested)
[+8] u/rocier: YETI has a 8% margin. How does it not have a 98% margin? They make $250 plastic boxes with styrofoam in em!
[+8] u/LeDoohickey: Trump and Xi doing the Eiffel Tower with Elon in the middle
[+8] u/Wide-Pianist-8026: I’m gonna $100k full port DRAM talk me out of it
[+8] u/yeedub: Bears are right but the market is fake and keeps going up
[+8] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck my stupid goddamn fucking life dude.
I'm holding an assload of MSFT, and guess out of all the fucking MAG7 stocks, which one was red today?
Literally SPY, QQQ, MAG6 stocks. FUCKING MSFT WAS DOWN TODAY. WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK!!!!
[+7] u/AdExtension3875: microsoft killing the vibes
[+7] u/sylphvanas: Eat Jizz, bulls, fuck you
[+7] u/1foxyboi: Remember when Bondi spread her D🫱🅾️🫲W for 50k
[+7] u/LeadingNASDAQ: Miss the days when insider trading wasn’t illegal
[+7] u/SilentExtinction: step aside folks, you're looking at the proud owner of a weekly put down 40% so far
[+7] u/TheFutureExcitesMe: Just make sure they're 0DTE
[+7] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Never heard of easier money. Them banks are kind dumb. The branch manager could have bought directly but he dumb!
[+7] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: just close the account
[+7] u/Jemmani22: Its only been going up...
[+6] u/stonksf: What is nothing comes of this China visit... lmao
[+6] u/PaulBaller24: I dont know if burry is gonna mark any money off his nvda short
[+6] u/jglhk: Man China AI is so much better and cheaper. This market is cooked
[+6] u/NotGucci: QQQ going gap up 1% overnight.
[+6] u/seanws30: i suck. paperhanded my spy calls way to early. would have 4x my money.
[+6] u/EnvironmentalSelf438: After 2 days of full recovery and a little more, I’m pretty sure tomorrow we will have a big leg up,
But…
For some reason I’m always wrong
[+6] u/destinyeeeee: SPY is going to absolutely moon at open
[+6] u/Kindled808: I haven’t heard shit about trump he must be having a great time
[+6] u/i_simp_f: **Tuesday:** *SPY removed from all major indices and banned forever*
**Wednesday:** SPY +0.86%
[+6] u/Big_Worker_2006: I missed the micron train :(
[+6] u/LeadingNASDAQ: Look, I’m pro capitalism. But everything going on is extremely unreasonable. I wonder who will stand when it all falls down.
[+6] u/Redditfortheloss: This is totally sustainable lol wtf bro. I’m making money but this is gettin ridiculous. Gonna pop worse than dotcom.
[+6] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: Sending a bunch of kids to greet 🥭 was diabolical. Good play Winnie the Pooh. Good play!
[+6] u/stonksf: Tomorrow I full port
1. INTC
2. MSFT
3. 40% VOO 60% QQQM
VOTE BELOW 🤌
[+6] u/PushAble2463: I’m holding MSFT to zero
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Why don’t you guys read earnings reports before you say stuff like this
[+5] u/jerm2z: SNDK going to 2000 tomorrow
[+5] u/ScarletHarpy93: I'm just waiting for sunrise in Beijing so mango can be let out of his coffin and start shitposting about banging Chairman Xi's wife as a concession for opening MU memory sales to China.
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Large multinational corporations with balance sheets in the billions ask customers to carry the burden of labor costs by legitimizing heavy tips, and the worst part is these employees think patrons are being twats when they don’t tip fucking ridiculous shit
[+5] u/electricpsychonaut89: Holding DRAM until it blast off
[+5] u/hiphopanonomos: MU may be discovering it's fair price
[+5] u/mangofruitdude: Thx dad for those Cisco shares you inherited to me. You are a genius first intc now Cisco
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: SPY pumping but whole portfolio red or flat
[+5] u/AdExtension3875: call my crazy but spy ath tomorrow
[+5] u/Traditional_Sea_6303: Morgan Stanley raised its year-end 2026 S&P 500 target to **8,000** from 7,800, citing strong, earnings-driven rallies rather than valuation expansion.
Translation SPY 800 calls June/July/Aug...etc
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: Stay away, highest CPI, highest PPI and this rips higher. Hard to sell the top because it doesn't look like slowing down. Only way to play this is buy the dip
[+5] u/EnginrA: I pooped my pants AGAIN 😤
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Fuck it. Just going to buy 100 MU and sell a covered call tomorrow. Premiums way too good to pass up
[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: Daily RIP to cash gang
[+5] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: Any reason why GOOGL pumping?
[+5] u/Additional-Sky-8384: why is the market still rallying
[+5] u/CD274: Samsung strike is going ahead? I think
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: NOK feels like the next big one
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: SOFI, you worthless bitch.
[+5] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: Things are going ok, except MSFT is a fucking pos.
[+5] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Woah why we green green
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Bers can blame JPow for that “transitory” bs and infinite QE printing he did …. He did this to you. This is what you wanted!
[+5] u/xeuropa: For Xi it’s all about the T’s: tariffs, trade, technology, and Taiwan. For 🌮 nobody knows, but there are concepts of a plan
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: There isn’t gonna be a liquidity crunch to cause a sell off … just buy calls
[+5] u/A_Melting_Snowman: Ford popped nicely for me.
MU still green!
[+5] u/PickleRickleTV: More HIVE. Bought another 1,000 shares today.
Citadel disclosed the bought ~2M more shares to bring their total to 5.2%
[+5] u/LeadingNASDAQ: I have an idea guys, how about we just, print money. Wow what could possibly go wrong.
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: He had to take a shit so couldn’t make it in time
[+5] u/Frizzoux: They don't like the food
[+5] u/iamthebestseriously: can jensen get on a plane to china again
[+5] u/Swampybumh0le: My NOK calls looking juuiiiiiicccyyyyyyyyy
[+5] u/k3mpk3mp: Been holding cash like a retard since Jan, missed out on crazy pumps. As soon as put my money back into the markets you're all fucked, sorry in advance
[+5] u/ButtExterminator: Just legendary bull market. Insanity.
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: As soon as ValueInvesting starts not liking Adobe anymore it becomes a great time to buy it
[+5] u/KillerWhale1999: Market loves the AI and hates the AI losers
[+5] u/SilentExtinction: When is Goonald Trunk Jr. coming out with news from ghyna?
[+5] u/syedhuda: tomorrow in the year 2049 the buls will finally learn their lesson
[+5] u/advisorymgr: I'm buying everyone in this thread a NOKia phone
[+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: What's everyone's take on SaaS? Are they still rich at 80-110 PE? I traded quite a few PANW and CRWD calls in March but haven't really looked back since. They were just monthlies and I turned them quick. The sector seems to be moving up and to the right since then. Anyone playing any ETF's or individual stocks? I'm looking at Jan 27 CIBR calls.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Well we need to change the message board from Jerome powell is watching you to warsh is creeping on you
[+5] u/OldNefariousness6277: Is MSFT getting railed because of its OpenAI affiliation? They do different accounting than the other Mags who have “made a fuckton of money” on their Anthropic investments and report it as income (Amazon, google)
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Glad i sold MSFT at $418 for profit a month ago
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: I got $60k in free cash. What should I do 🤔
[+14] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: I (former ber) had to come to the realization that
a. Fundamentals don’t matter and haven’t mattered for ~atleast the last 3 years
2. Nothing makes sense anymore
[+12] u/shasta747: You literally can't make this shit up, startups now switch back to hiring new grads because they are still cheaper than buying tokens LMAO
[+11] u/spudbro00: Spy 600 Msft 550
Spy 750 Msft 400.
Almost as bad as being a bear at this point
[+11] u/nemo_hoesss: Waiting for the fake good news on the China meeting that they are gonna put out before the market open
[+11] u/KeyReaction892: Wow that’s horrible record
[+10] u/jazzgrackle: God damn it DRAM. I was so hopeful
[+10] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: When you only risk 1% of your account per trade but have 100 trades open
[+10] u/Icommandyou: We are getting a 7% rally tomorrow wohoo
[+10] u/InIce1234: Inflation is only a problem if you are poor.
[+9] u/hv876: MSFT bers are doing hookers and blow. How do I become the right kind of ber?
[+9] u/Opposite-Link: I went crazy long on memory today. A significant portion of my net worth is oriented towards a major memory run from this point. Really hope it plays out.
[+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Kpop market opens soon for DRAM
[+8] u/whenyournotdead: Why did I choose hood
[+8] u/Sea-Apricot698: Silver big dicking to 130 soon
[+8] u/chessmathster16: 746 SPY OPEN GANG RISE UP 💪
[+8] u/undocumented_twerker: This is the most equitable society has ever been. Anyone can buy calls and get rich
[+7] u/Shabloinke: I sold my CSCO calls before close like a regard
[+7] u/Tor_94grl: Is everyone here mostly just day trading/swing trading? Tried it for the first time and up 1000$ but now m scared
This shit is addicting
[+7] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: Inflation going up means that SPY must go up as well. It's just math.
[+7] u/MarginCuck: GOOG just hit $400 🚀
GOOG bers LMAO🤌
[+7] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Wouldn't be a bubble without Cisco.🤣
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: 2025: Go into tariff war with China and the rest of the world
2026: Tariffs cancelled and pulling up with the whole squad to beg daddy XI for deals
Chat what is this strategy called?
[+7] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: maybe chinese EVs will enter US markets with these talks
!banbet TSLA 500 1d
[+7] u/yodamelon: A lot of people are asking so I'll answer. MSFT is red because I'm diamond handing my calls.
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: If the tariffs are supposedly hurting gyna so much why do the billionaires ceos need to squad up to beg for help?
[+7] u/dizzying_intellect: Couldn’t find a much better contraindicator
[+6] u/drkgla: Ford and Cisco hot potato time
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: DRAM nuked, the South Koreans are taking us down
[+6] u/RickySitts: I should have listened to the Cisco freaks yesterday. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME HARDER
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: # EUPHORIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/BillyShears2015: Everyone who won’t stfu about CSCO had me thinking the shit was in the stratosphere. It’s up like 20%…how long have yall been bag holding to be so hype about this?
[+6] u/CoffeeandJags: The fun thing about the China meeting is it’s happening while we all sleep. So premarket tomorrow going to be extra wild
[+6] u/100xOrBust: Over or under 100 Adderall consumed on the flight to china?
[+6] u/pacific_b: Goog 1000 is not a meme
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Imagine losing money over the past 2 years
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: The cerebras IPO tomorrow is ridiculously overpriced but this market is gonna pump it so I guess I’m buying it
[+6] u/Riskismyapellido: the calls I sold on F are up a whopping 5.000% Wtf
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Bruh please let us enjoy our quiet gains. Don't turn this gem into a meme stock
[+5] u/Zuko2001: I need MU to rocket tomorrow or these weeklies are cooked 🤧
[+5] u/apurimac777: For the love of God do not play NVDA earnings especially if you are long
Every earnings call they have had for years is a sell the news event no matter how much money they print
[+5] u/ConsortFromTOS: omg i am so addicted to trading
no self control
[+5] u/niceee_guyyy: Holy shit infinite money printer
[+5] u/coloredzebra: MSFT can't even catch a bid AH 😂
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: WHY is MSFT a DOG stock
[+5] u/mrnestor: You guys getting into avgo or mrvl?
I may get in tomorrow in mrvl if it dips a bit
[+5] u/NewDawn101: Erika Kirk in China negotiating for chips
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: What flavor is the fantavirus?
[+5] u/hv876: MU being a boomer stock this week wasn’t on my bingo card. Hopefully it gets on a rocket ship soon.
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: NVDA 300 by EOM if CSCO is a sign 😉
[+5] u/SnooEagles8897: 115 PT on ASTS ezpz
225 PT on RDDT
Suncor on TOP 🔝
[+5] u/ZaraBloom418: I have $450k in my portfolio. I got lucky making that much.
Is it regarded to say I don’t need that money? I just got promoted as well.
[+5] u/zetia2: Nvda 300 even before earnings
[+5] u/Eldritchsails: My NOK calls are gonna be real juicy so long as it doesn't dump before open
[+5] u/Abe2025: I hate not having enough cash to load on stocks. Could have made more in cisco. Starting off wealthy in life is so easy to make gains
[+5] u/greedftg987: why doesn't the whore moose just open up like all whores do?
[+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Ok, this is regarded. The CATL licensing deal has been known for years. But a couple dudes point out that cheap batteries are good for energy production, so it's an AI/datacenter stock and goes up 13%???
They should rename the company Ford AI & Semis for another 100% EZ.
[+5] u/InIce1234: Life Is Easy as a Bull.
[+5] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Grok: sell my account to a technofascist for a morbillion dollars.
[+5] u/xsystxsyst: People without calls going out SAD Tomorrow when they wake up
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: These past two days has been hilarious hasn't it, bers?
[+5] u/H6UEF4WU8X: I am putting my entire account on LUNR.
[+5] u/JohnnyFartmacher: Got to save some money and switch to the "chicken paws" at Walmart
[+5] u/beejee05: I have no idea what to buy or hop into.
[+17] u/thegungineer: They're putting mini data centers in Superdutys.
[+12] u/Mean_Potential8658: is it too much to ask for MU 900 tommorow
[+12] u/redroux: Jesus Christ. I went back 13 years in my email history, saw my old BTC mining notifications. I was making 1 BTC every two days 😭
[+12] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Gotta start with 100k to get a 10k port.
[+11] u/misterguys: Can we at least agree this market feels like a bubble? Me makin money on cisco and it makin makin aths makes me nervous lol
[+11] u/shinigami_2245: JPM really telling their clients to be scared of the volatility like we haven’t been rippin’ ATH’s every other day
[+11] u/LeupMeisterGenral: s e v e n h u n d r e d a n d f o u r t y f o u r d o l l a r s
take a moment to let it sink in fellow retards
[+10] u/ddrsdght: She texted and asked if I wanted to hangout. I said no I’m going to sleep and turned silent mode on
[+10] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING BULL NEWS**
Huge announcement tomorrow at open,🥭 is gonna announce: >!you’re so fuking gey for clicking this!< and he’s right!
[+9] u/pepecapital: We are going through one of the greatest AI/semis period of all time and some of you are trying to buy hims and sofi
[+9] u/DrNSFW007: This is the most regarded market I’ve seen, didn’t think it could get worse. I’m shorting this shit and I don’t care if I lose everything.
[+9] u/Muted-South4737: I full ported calls at close. What bullshit is going to happen overnight to fuck me?
[+9] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Nasdaq up .70%
"Futures little changed..."
So youre telling me a REAL change will be 3%+ tomorrow?
[+9] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Come on spy, daddy needs a used fridge.
[+9] u/Big-Safe3031: # Jensen if you’re reading this. Give me a call. I have an idea. Bring the leather…
[+9] u/peterpeer9: I've called 24 of the last 1 recessions
I sold everything on the bounce after COVID thinking SPY $270 was too much, too fast
I realize now I was wrong
I'm redeploying everything tomorrow because if we made it this far there's no reason SPY won't do another double from here
[+9] u/Pale-Silver-8178: All these photonic stocks are pumping but they expensive asf
[+9] u/pinkerton_gov: Possibly biggest, hated, most undeserved rally in American history?
[+9] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: Tempted to buy 1k 240/250 NVDA calls expiring Friday
[+9] u/boraboca: Hookers and casino gambling
[+8] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: If you buy calls at any point tmr you’re making money
[+8] u/dabblesest: I like my puts like I like my women…
I don’t have any women.
[+8] u/_LakeCity_: I like my women like I like my coffee.
All over my crotch in the car…
[+8] u/PremiumFentanylGouda: SPX 7500 open 7600 eod FUCK YOU BERS
[+8] u/Sir_Grindalot: Rumor around the block is that the main topic of the meeting will be to implement SoFi as the defacto national banking system in china, using Nvidia chips to run the whole banking software infrastructure. Source: I made it up because it would save my port, fucking SoFi
[+8] u/type_error: I sense a great massive pump in the force...
[+8] u/MajorSexer67: What time does it go parabolic?
[+8] u/Axwe8: ####Imagine if 🥭 gets stuck in **GYNA** because they run out of **JET FUEL** 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: 9% of spy companies hit a 52 week low. Most ever while simultaneously hitting ath on the indice.
[+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: I really thought I was smart buying mu calls instead of spx calls smh
[+8] u/Initial-Patient-2096: I’m literally telling you guys, Scottie Scheffler to win pga is the easiest 4-5x you will see this weekend
[+8] u/Organic-Sink2201: NVDA calls 05/22 are free money
[+8] u/Standard-Top-5942: if you have enough money in index funds, so the account goes up 5k or down 5k a day ... it kinda feels like your gambling. ok downvote me now
[+7] u/NoFuckingValue: I've started to realize all my problems would be solved if I just had more money
[+7] u/clubdirthill: CSCO stock to the stratosphere… when I have seen this before…
[+7] u/AlrightChat: Mango setting up the most incredibly huge hulk dick green dildo with Gyna
[+7] u/surmoiFire: was hoping to see China to embarrass 🥭 for no taste in food by serving them MCD in state dinner 😆
[+7] u/kvndoom: Nobody ever says "just call the fries in the bag."
[+7] u/isolated-cat: remember when we used to get excited about 0.5% move during market hours. now anything less than 1.5% is unacceptable. that's inflated expectations
[+7] u/dogs_and_stuff: brb I’m going to In-N-Out. What do you guys want?
[+7] u/False_Secret1108: most obvious sell the news event
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: fun fact, when you post news in all caps it makes it 37% newsier
[+7] u/Big-Safe3031: # NVDA you POS! Let my 0DTEs expire $-200 and then hit my strike price after hours.
[+7] u/ReconnaisX: if it opens we tank, better keep it shut
[+7] u/llasar17: oh dont act like you dont know
[+6] u/coolopinionlmao: monday morning quarterback level IQ right here
[+6] u/Phimb: They took his phone.
[+6] u/nyse25: *plucks a pube* she loves me
*plucks a pube* she loves me not
*plucks a pube* she loves me
[+6] u/RampantPrototyping: Silver will hit $200 by eoy. It is known
[+6] u/RampantPrototyping: Banbets need real consequences. Like if you lose you have to enlist in the navy or get a face tattoo
[+6] u/No_Boot_9697: Sandisk about to pump or what
[+6] u/Bats490: Collecting 2% port in premiums and getting outperformed by VOO this week.
[+6] u/nyse25: "17 upvotes isn't a lot” imagine 17 pregnant hyenas chasing you
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Stopped to get a six pack, put a 50 cent bet in the slot machine won $80.
[+6] u/i_try_all_day: Samsung Up 5%, Hynix turning positive lets go DRAM
[+6] u/odity9: If you're not holding an assload of calls overnight and simulating gains non stop wtf are you doing here??
[+6] u/DoctorMario1000: I’m over here getting hella rich 🤑
[+6] u/music_is_gud: My brother u/Paul_Robert_ eating like a king today 🙌
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: 750 tomorrow for sure
[+6] u/jfwelll: All I see in here are gain posts. I joined for the memes and the loss porn to make me feel better.
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Do we still care that the Strait of Hormuz is closed or nah?
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: What the hell do I do with all this money? Like what's even the point? I don't buy much, have what I need. Just bought half a cow so the meat thing is figured out
[+6] u/PROMlSED: NVDA actually gonna hit 6T huh
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Ya’ll mothafuckas need Jesus. 💅
[+6] u/mehmilani: When was the last time the stock market grew by several hundred billion dollars because a group of people travelled to another country?
[+6] u/GenitalWartHogg: What if Cisco is the market toppler? Yet again?
[+5] u/life_bytes: AUR is pumping and looks promising, I’m all in
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Is it just a coincidence that everything is either moving straight up, straight down or straight to the right? Do the Straits of Homo have anything to do with this? I mean I’ve never seen such straight lines on a chart.
[+5] u/sleepygarner: I should have sold everytihng at close. FUCK
[+5] u/bigassdump: NOK is just silently 200% in 1 year
[+5] u/smurf021886: Venmo me 2k im a poor
[+5] u/Axwe8: #### I used to have a **SANDISK** USB long time ago LOL 🤡
[+5] u/Onion-Fart: Can michaelsoft go up
[+5] u/FullCopy: NVDA was good today. Again. Who wants to play anything else?
[+5] u/cosmicoconuts: 750 lottos entered 10seconds before close beautiful
[+5] u/AppealDemon: Someone on the options subreddit called me a regard and that I deserve to be in this sub because I yolo 50% OTM spy calls 9m dte. Well today they just produced 413% gains bought them back in April closed them near high today and will do it again till MM convinces me otherwise.
[+5] u/ozarkabottle: cisco rallying is hilarious
[+5] u/botistic: He sold? Pamp it!!!! 🤬
[+5] u/Axwe8: #WHY ARE THERE LIKE 4 PEOPLE WITH "🤌 LMAO" 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+5] u/odity9: Whats goin on? Those crazy bastards open the straight yet?? SNDK gonna rip tomorrow and friday with Kioxia earnings report tomorrow AH. Get in tomorrow before close if you like pina colades at midnight.
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Everyone says i do get my day, how many years typically it takes when you continue to fight with market to get back all of your losses. I'm going by conservation of energy principle. If market took my money I should get back oneday?? Energy cant be created or destroyed?
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: #TODAY’S PORT UPDATE WITH ADDY
>
**Retirement Port:** Up 2%
**Autism (Options) Port:** Down 23%
>
#🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/Frostyparrot69: I full ported my unused Schwab like a year ago with nbis and rocket lab. This past month has been interesting.
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Market got a new 🅱️ENIS Pump today.
[+5] u/Waste-Head7963: MEMORY STOCKS GOT ALZHEIMERS LMAO 💀👍
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: So CSCO is photonics all these phonotic stocks will pump most already 4x or 5x and I aint buying the fucking top
[+17] u/BigSlick-AK: Jensen is only there as the translator.
[+14] u/leshermes: its 10:15 am, regard.
[+13] u/strip_club_dj: Trump's opening comments with Xi, "the children were beautiful." 💀
[+13] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: Scott Bessent, the mayor of Whoville, is at the head of the table lmao.
[+12] u/PracticalAd402: President Xi to take 10% stake in Beyond Meat stock!
[+12] u/spellbadgrammargood: Boomers: I bought my first house at 24.
Millennials: I’m saving for a house.
Gen Z: I bought food today.
[+10] u/Fun-Bodybuilder-5842: You boys ready for a wild overnight ride? Trumps like 12 hours ahead of time for the next two days, get ready for fucking Beijing time tweets.
[+10] u/XxVarolzxX: Market going regarded tomorrow
[+9] u/Willing-Angle-2203: if not bubble why bubble shaped?
[+9] u/RJ5R: "JV" Vance was left home alone on the couch. i hear he likes those
[+9] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Mango looks like a penguin walking in summer
[+9] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Elon to Xi: where's the epic party with all the underage girls?
[+9] u/diefy7321: Donnie handing over Taiwan is a sacrifice nana is willing to make
INTC $200 eom
[+9] u/Bubbledood: Hang seng ❌
Dao jones ✅
[+9] u/Thisplacesucks011: 🥭 and Xinni the poo talking about the rules to WW3
[+9] u/poopieuser909: [](https://alb.reddit.com/cr?za=_GWHx3h1xKt1HdWtvJXys5r7D2Js9qwga6M3V3haXNBkyuZoYcQ6qd_uc0-mHD8PWCN5optZelsVeD5nP_4bzNvPP0kTPvn-iTL_a20T5HD8RoSAV9XJc6U-fNHYA_LnAwJ0a9KiI6HOD8SxB189HOcj6-7PzpEh2J15WBtV18-foUZIjs0fu_a1Ici62B14k_GIKwoYHtKxbbOCVzBeyQ_ypQRoGziY_IyQwGzCU5rXclNL-y8YW8IGzejG2eolS4zm2IkeVUfO3oiDTNzotK2t7i1HCwl3OHEzvt7ayAvehf5n2MxtFx2QG86s4X5jlhpKJI_oiB9lLAcxaOGMxpeBjxNudG3dnOhuOV3ZwxQpkQgmJQs17tnFtJROJtuRSOLZsg4Gob_CRzU3Pi_O0fxAQ97ejSVepoKtuNEcOBpO0ZO9qE-VdeC_08AwnjcFfb_xBuA11lgUJL75RJxy3LVCAfMEs2xtkrT-xoG1PrDDCjaMEXZNXbLj4uS49tiDdLSjYiNUIb8ckvZA4txSoOMgNH3nwXbr662gZaUnMn3Kye7_TSl3hxv3bB_P893gfGM0YTaVFjgfGBPtc0XTtF4k9r1W7tvfZZ7WL5I3tIzkjPyUblQVvEsstaa1PFQ-tHpGmj17-e-ZOySXCmhS0c8MSxY0l9pTLRRvYBLPTSjJJvLr8-IU12I5R8IBkctOIQDr0gwLr2oCoYCf4LH42jdSITiFGd6S0Buhfi2Rw-kbP1zt6uLEV5Ln-rok4JWtRdosYJzc4YnaQlQ&zp=N2S3gYsoHoSdupYJNMA1hmtCRXCJ884eeJwLUKgsP3xBLPbv8onIr3SOLlSdgK55vXwwHDX-qUIQRdC3jC6XrPIcvlHiIFy7J_OPSDbD1SjU7fjXV2ngB5GSH9j1FmznGwvt5NGJFoKg2F61CoGs41AndC3oVKH_l0mE10U8R-jwC6TSYPp0n5KGFmopwO7ExevrVXKdl7WTgPxFo7OD_KEfktAFm0CCIN0nb8aHANqq5ru3AvrovrN8-6DTqj65u-zLrZ9dxWaMLHVtYqBGPtuEdGDryVBtk1bo6yzGEKYWAiyqqkDFYDmF-9fHu6s4mUc_9GiRr6NZjz_Uuj6efLb244IP5Sykit8cfqv4ijxRaUE7aofW45LVnb_86ejjW9lE2VsYWBNfU9b7--TyYWifNO2NwaGJk6niO7xLTUfMajZNipP8ScM4LdFbmtPD-k3uWHOJGEhvPSzUNAP4bELViTn7s1N9yCwx7H_XffzA6rnSQyYl7DD_4juCKJIvpKvqb4Z5kv-IK3wxqFjFTB6zd9wmVPxaSdFPVv8DfvMRomVGaijRN5t2dPyKIctt461pSGB3sXKJYyfF1UVn3tiXvziFPNi9PW8gqvt0gvsFNPqemmNeIam4SN2rOef1zpx-tKtJpYKxqO5Wk-pLyvyJogumtIrW7RBLXmqIeHZrbwhHhs8Kqgt21cuNZVF4L-BwSsZhdBGraVhZViJMgPa6sBZfPN2c0bHqOK4WgOb2LNvCIddL9nTGOzBo05C8oov14nEO9u3rcSFr&a=89945&b=51678&be=50943&c=50889&d=85022&e=46853&ea=46853&eb=46852&f=46852&r=6&g=1&i=1778725833268&t=1778725959204&o=1&q=1&h=203&w=755&sh=1309&sw=2327&va=1&vb=0&vc=0&vd=0&ve=0&vg=0&vh=0&vi=0&vs=0&vt=0&vu=0&vv=0&vx=0&vw=0&vq=0&vr=0&vy=0&xe=0&vz=0&xa=0&xf=0&xb=0&vf=0&xc=0)Trump brought the CEO's to PAY RESPECT to China
[+9] u/fatmummy222: Holy shit. Did you see how many troops they have?
[+9] u/skymagic: red is "up" this week, have some cultural respec 😤
[+8] u/hftrobo9285: Cash gang and afraid to buy the top
[+8] u/trent_upscale: Xi has a better fade
[+8] u/MufasasParachute: They are making Trump feel SO important with all the cheering children lol … he looks so pleased with himself.
KWEB and FXI calls lol
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: The night is dark and full of terrors.
[+8] u/Open_Waltz6902: Welcome to City Wok, can I take ur order PREAZE
[+8] u/trent_upscale: I don't mind losing money, as long as the process is really complicated
[+8] u/ai___________: You have 3 months to learn Chinese
[+7] u/captainprice117: He salutes a Chinese guy ofc
[+7] u/Juddy-: Is he making us look good?
[+7] u/trent_upscale: Anyone else here have a big old set of nuts?
[+7] u/xTeeD: Yall seeing the size of this table in china? Get ready for the ball room to cost 2 Billi cause 🥭 gonna want to double the size again
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: To compound your worries, a pretty big part of lifetime returns are made on just a few stonks, so if you missed the semis momentum trade, you are hurting long term.
Sucks but such is life.
[+7] u/xpxf69: Trump: "I told President Xi I don't normally like sushi, but in his honor I would try some on this trip."
[+7] u/Phantom400: Why did robinhood execute my limit order well below the limit I had set with 15 minutes left for closing?
[+6] u/Similar-Ant8560: They forgot to bring me to China 😭
[+6] u/StaleFishsticks: I HAVE CONTINUED NOT TO BUY OUT OF FEAR IM THE TOP SIGNAL. WHAT SHOULD I DO TOMORROW?!?
[+6] u/bklotrgoblet: Anyone else remember CSS skate catalogs that shit was sick
[+6] u/jroth55: Why is the Secretary of Defense on this trip? 😆. Taiwan is so cooked
[+6] u/skymagic: so, are we're just gonna ignore the fact that it's broad daylight in china at like 10:15pm 🤔
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Nokia and Cisco are back from the dead. Is Pets.com next?
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Man I love it, when highly paid bankers repeat the mantra that the S&P is high, but it was supported by strong earnings. Bloody nonsense. When multiples expand and the earnings yield is the lowest since 2021 earnings are NOT supporting (the size of) the rally.
[+6] u/ResolutionAny8159: Isn’t investing supposed to be difficult and risky. They’re just handing out free money in this market
[+6] u/madcowdiseasereeee: i usually am not shocked or surprised with insane market movements but if SPY breaks 750 by friday…
[+6] u/Zeppu: Old man meets old man who greets even older men
[+6] u/PrisonerOfTheHWY: Gonna make $50 when ONDS hits $10 and then watch my other $2000 drop 30% by noon.
[+6] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Might have to start an only fans if tomorrow is red
[+6] u/iamjt: So is nikkei gonna climb higher or are they gonna jerk off now
[+6] u/WooWheee: MSFT is literally going to zero like unironically… meanwhile regards here still bag holding it instead of buying some regarded stock like intc
[+5] u/Mean_Yesterday_7981: Spy 1000 by end of next year.
[+5] u/ButterRollercoaster: It looks like they’re gonna execute him.
[+5] u/MDxSyndicate: Cerebras IPO tomorrow 👀
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: I’m making so much money but I’m going to be greedy and let it ride longer.
[+5] u/moazzam0: China is slowly undoing the cornering of compute by training their AI models on American models and then distilling them so they can be run on shitty hardware they can cheaply manufacture. This is why the AI crew tagged along, to negotiate. Nothing stops China.
[+5] u/thedyslexicdetective: All praise to our MU overlord
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: how_do_you_like_them_apples.gif
[+5] u/accountingsavage10: Worked out to get girls, but only boys compliment me
[+5] u/XxVarolzxX: I’ve been playing pretty conservative and making solid gains and now I have the urge to full port 0DTE SPY like the green goblin mask whispering in my ear
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Can both of them stop touching each other and fucking walk
[+5] u/SWIM707: Asians markets up, do i buy calls?
[+16] u/violet_evergarden8: MU stops pumping for a day and yall whining like hell
[+13] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: I think you MU nerds need to chill the fuck out. It's not even down a percent and there's still over 10 hours till market open.
[+12] u/MarginCalledManager: Futures not making new ATHs every 5 minutes. I can’t believe Joe Biden is doing this.
[+12] u/dogefool88: MU and SNDK call holders will break the phone’s screen by staring at it whole night
[+10] u/Icy-Tea-2954: I don’t even own MU, but I hope it shreds up 20% overnight just to wreck the smug bears in this thread lately. Y’all are unBERable.
[+9] u/aka_crashoverride: MSFT is like that one guy who stands too close to a fight and accidentally gets punched.
[+9] u/Syllabub_Visual: Making money isn’t hard. Not gambling it IS hard…
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: ONE TWEET IS ALL WE NEED 🥰
[+8] u/boglemydingleregard: The only social interaction I've had for months is wsb daily threads and talking to my reality TV/TikTok obsessed girlfriend. I've noticed myself drooling a lot lately. Do you think it's a permanent impairment? Please help.
[+8] u/widerdog: why we red as soon as trump lands in china
[+8] u/Early-Elderberry-150: I hit the bag on a weekday today ❄️.. feel like a disgusting degen
[+8] u/Hang_Man1: man I made a killing in calls when SPY was at low 700s but lost a shit ton trying puts this week thinking hot inflation gonna send us down
[+8] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: So basically the bullish thesis is that there’s still some money left to be made while the bearish thesis is that the easy money is gone
[+8] u/JuicyJohnny69: As someone who is leveraged af on MU I can’t tell if these doomers are trolling or not
[+8] u/spectra444: Stop now before it’s to late
[+7] u/twenty_three_three: !banbet TSLA 300 1w
is the reasonable trade if TSLA has to compete against chinese EV in the heartland.
[+7] u/Striking-Fig924: I've been having trouble sleeping and breathing ever since I sold sndk for 260 and wdc for 300
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Retards went all in on weekly semi calls and are going to get wiped this week
[+7] u/ParticularWarthog319: MU down $5 bucks overnight and everyone is panicked. More calls in the am
[+7] u/Bignutly: Managed to make money this week
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Obama pls lower oil prices
[+7] u/FearlessTrader: Want to fcking kill myself looking at all the NVDA and chips gain porn here. I fcking had NVDA at $3 (post split price) since 2018 when no one even talked about it. And I sold it all in 2020 🤦♂️ $15000 worth of it!!!!!!!
[+7] u/SoberMarkNewman: Holy shit im down 7 dollars on MU.
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: Thought I had Hantavirus but realized we still have 6 months until the elctions..🤧😷
[+6] u/PlatypusAlarming6358: "The market is too hot so it's a bad time to invest. Might as well blow my cash position on 'scorts."
(I'm putting quotation marks to pretend this isn't me)
[+6] u/euphoricmoonberry: DRAM go up tomorrow pleaseeeeeee
[+6] u/QuirkyRegard: if it’s another V tomorrow I WILL laugh.
[+6] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: SNDK... here, hold my beer
[+5] u/renegaderunningdog: MU traded across a 10% range on Monday and it's down half a percent overnight and they're writing an obituary lmao.
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: China knows their best strategy is to glaze 🥭
Taiwan is cooked
[+5] u/thecRedditor123: How much of the farm do you think 🥭 is gonna willingly hand over and be fleeced by Xi at the summit?
[+5] u/C0up7: Can the market please stop being such a drama queen ong
[+5] u/DesticularDorsion: Oil gang, sound off.
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: we are just *one* tweet away🫴
[+5] u/Kevontee324: They need to rename all the world history textbooks to “Nothing Happening: A Compilation”
[+5] u/SZJX: The past 6 years had all been a gigantic mistake and nightmare...... I knew all along all the logic behind the principle of passive investment in index funds but just got distracted and scared by random stuff such as the COVID crash and the 2022 bear market instead of just believing in it long-term and sticking to it. I've been such a clown smh.
[+12] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Future aren’t even red yet and everyone’s acting like the sky is falling
[+12] u/wattap: My theory is that Mango had a secret meeting with the heads of the big banks and told them that if they didn’t full port this bitch every day that he was going to fuck with their banks
[+11] u/MayorMcCheezz: Its hard to sleep when Micron is below $800.
[+11] u/Donalds_Lump: I don’t even want to win at this point. I just want all of you to lose.
[+10] u/4DH2: If China hasn't done shit with Taiwan now, they're not doing shit tomorrow lol. They have to worry about their silly internal issues first before they can start posturing on waterways to manipulate financial markets and force reunification
[+10] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Inflation make stonks go up retards
[+9] u/ClaudesSexBot: Me: Claude can you make a full proof strategy to make money in the stock market? Take your time, make no mistakes.
Claude: That's an easy one, just become the son of the President.
[+9] u/UnholyTrigon: SPY down 40% according to Ber
[+9] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Holy shit guys. We are down bad. Instead of being up 10% a day like usual were only 5%. Fuk bers.
[+8] u/Competitive_Ride: Stress eating cookies rn
[+8] u/Exotic-Marsupial4611: $1 million today is the same as when our grandpa would give us a $20 as kids
[+8] u/big-baller-47: No red days allowed in the casino
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
[+8] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: The trick to losing weight is by not eating dinner. Thank me later
[+8] u/tootnanner: When is king regard posting Chyna talks going well. Need to offload these 770c before next week for 10 baggers
[+7] u/Klutzy_Display6531: Xi is tanking the overnight market
[+7] u/Exotic-Marsupial4611: This hulk green dick market just got me to a net worth of 500k today
[+7] u/Possible-Material693: Hoping it gets me to $500k soon so I can quit my job and move somewhere with a better Wendy’s
[+7] u/jakeisarake: Ohh no ber were right spy is down.. no wait it's still up
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: What are some more of those 100%+ moves tomorrow? Hit good with META and SPY today
[+7] u/wildcat1055: Everyone freaking out because MU and SNDK are down \~2%?
[+7] u/luka_b412: Wake up Europoors, we got to get to work
[+6] u/SkoomaJunki3: Is it just me or everything on streaming services absolute trash?
[+6] u/AssertiveRandom: I used to be a fearing gay 🐻
[+6] u/geddyclaus: This is exactly like that looping animated gif where the truck is barreling towards a post but it never collides.
[+6] u/you2234: The US travel group is littered with sexual predators- what a disgrace
[+6] u/gomper: Sand dick is dumping more than MU just sayin
[+6] u/Last-Performance-526: guys honestly i’m fucked I need to learn and change my life
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: I'm in New Zealand and people are making $Millions on $RKLB because it's the only kiwi company they know.
Lol.
[+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: The futes arent even that bad and people here tripping, jesus
[+5] u/Open_Obligation_1624: Whoever wrote dotcom bubble on sandisk and micron is a joke. dotcom companies no real revenue as compared to massive print money machine now
[+5] u/Independent-Chef-169: NBIS is gonna run like every other AI company that posted insane earnings growth. $Sndk $MU
[+5] u/WiseIndustry2895: Damn don’t look good for China and US
[+5] u/fruitloop00001: MU to $6942, bears here are liars
[+5] u/crisowin: rvi fund has gone nuclear
[+13] u/Paintingonyourwall: lol trump just sold out taiwan
[+12] u/IndependentBoth2831: Bears are fucking cooked
[+11] u/JuneFernan: Condoms at 7-11 are eight fuckin dollars for a three-pack these days? Goddamn, I'm priced out of sex...
[+11] u/Nictel: Scared money makes no money
[+11] u/jayxmor: US clears H200 chip sales to 10 China firms.
Sheesh
[+9] u/Ardent-Honeybee: I want to load up on Puts......
But goddamn ain't this market retarded
[+9] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: The retard train keeps rolling
[+9] u/IndependentBoth2831: Taiwan is now on there own
[+9] u/zzzzzz808: Imagine being a millennial and not ending a sentence with an lol….. lol.
[+9] u/SeaworthinessOwn2479: There is a pandemic of non Southern white people saying y'all and they're just getting away with it.
[+8] u/AMX_revue: NOK leaps are dirt cheap, jensen please pump this over the next year
[+8] u/blemdemman: Xi says US companies will have broader prospects
[+8] u/outoftownMD: Brutalized on ASTS calls,
Sold my CSCO calls before earnings.
Betting big on fig calls.
Wish me luck
[+8] u/Messer_Nexus: Sold all stocks yesterday (Over valued shit with unrealistic prices) and bought Gold and Silver. I will sell them when they hit ATH.
[+8] u/Sure_Fisherman2641: My friday 990$ $MU calls crying
[+7] u/iiGoodVibesii: Typical. "It's crashing!!!!!"
*checks* Hardly down.
Sigh
[+7] u/Philthatman: I see the Youtube Finfluencers uploading their doom and gloom thumbnails already, we ripping up 10%
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: People will start rambling about 🌽 again soon
[+6] u/tombrady011235: I want to lose weight but I don’t want to change any of my eating or workout habits
[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: It feels incredible knowing spy will never be below $700 ever again
[+6] u/Initial-Load-4957: Did you guys see Musk talking about China deal went well? Calls it is
[+6] u/bullhunter469: Futures = Green
Bears' futures = Grim
[+6] u/ekpn: Daily: fu mf ghey bears
[+5] u/Paintingonyourwall: for the people asking for news on taiwan, they did some pictures after the meeting and trump ignored the press when they asked about taiwan and walked away kinda somber. that’s all
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: It’s so sad watching the market rip to new all time highs while I hold my $hood
[+5] u/xquitefranklyx: Anyone ever gonna buy pltr again or its dead for good? I keep wondering if I should enter
[+13] u/Dear-Hair5834: I’m full porting spy calls 0DTE tomorrow. I either make a damn fucking bag or I take a break from this market. Wish me luck boys
[+12] u/Competitive-Elk9326: PAAAAAAAAAAAMP 🇨🇳🐂🐂🐂
[+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Full port NVDA at open.
[+9] u/Routine-Agent-160: NVDA is still heavily undervalued. 350+ by year end.
[+8] u/megaxanx: sold my nvda too early 😔
[+8] u/pmotiveforce: Lololol. The supposed news: US cleared h200 sales to some Gyna companies.
The actual news: no sales yet. They don't want them.
DurRr nVidIa to the moOn oN gYnA news!!
[+7] u/tortoisepump: NVDA hitting new ATH in premarket.
In Jensen We Trust.
Never Bet Against America.
[+6] u/Impossible-Loss-4948: Good time to buy - 🥭
[+6] u/jijitalk: Holy FUCK Nvidia. 3% overnight? PUMP IT INSIDE MY PORT DADDY JENSEN!
[+6] u/chainerection: Need MU to strike a deal.
Pls
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Surly Nvidia doesn’t dump overnight into pre market
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Futures on yet another tear. What even is real life at this point.
[+6] u/Smuvmuniz: Mu under 800 is criminal
[+5] u/TiredTired99: I'm just sitting on a handful of SOXL and SPX puts and praying that the market comes back to reality in the next 2-6 weeks, lol.
[+5] u/Hellmale: Don’t feel bad. Buy more and hold it.
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Sold my NVDA weeklies two days ago, you’re welcome LMAOOO
[+5] u/Crazy-Being7729: Every night I watch futures go up on everything except MSFT
[+5] u/LarryStink: Nasdaq is going to hit 30k by Friday or damn close.
[+5] u/Im_A_New_Reddit_User: Time to get ready for sndk/mu 1 and 0dte
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Ya'll really bought something called micro + soft and expect it to green dildo??
[+25] u/Potential_Version_34: You hear about those Chinese parents that gave birth to an albino child?
Two Wongs actually made a white.
[+18] u/RisingToMediocrity: Is MU dead? It hasn’t been green in a whole 12 hours.
[+17] u/Investingforlife: Ofcourse sandisk and MU finally decide to dip once I finally dare to buy
[+15] u/whitepug: BREAKING: MU found dead in a ditch after apparent alcohol poisoning after it falls 1.9%
[+15] u/VirgillMastercard: I love how the strait of Hormuz is still closed and we’re just not talking about it anymore.
[+15] u/Iunatic: Just rename this sub to r/MU_stock at this point
[+14] u/Illustrious95: Why isn't my money doubling overnight shits rigged
[+13] u/QuantrixQuintrix: Put on my wife’s thong underwear while she was at work and ngl my balls hanging out the sides looks pretty cool. Unfortunately I forgot if the white ones were on top or below the red ones in her drawer.
[+11] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Patiently waiting for SNDK to go back under $30, so I can buy 3 shares with my life savings.
[+10] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Bears will call MU -2% a dump on a +20% week. So pathetic 🤣
[+10] u/Forward-Ad5608: MSFT up 0.1% in pre-market, this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me
[+9] u/CaptainSt0nks: NVDA at earnings: announces they have entered the memory business
[+9] u/Born_Chocolate9295: didnt micron ceo go to chiyna too
[+9] u/mks_csw: Buy the rumor, buy the news
Buy buy buy
[+8] u/AngusMcTibbins: *If you can't handle Shrek's boner, get tf out the swamp.*
--Warren Buffett
[+8] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: MSFT perpetual red machine
[+8] u/V12ncent: Just paid 8k for a gold star charizard
[+8] u/A_100: So you’re telling me a gajillion CEOs traveled with 🥭to china and you didn’t full port into calls?
Bers fuk
[+8] u/SetRestart: If you think MU won't hit 1000 by July put your hand up, I need to see who the most regarded of the regards are.
[+7] u/Tis-is-the-way: Any baddies at Jane Street?
[+7] u/thealex7r: Hey don't you know pump it up, you got to pump it up
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: Just found this guy on YouTube trading micro E-Mini S&P 500 Futures live and he's using a fucking magnifying glass 🔍 to see the charts. 💀💀💀
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: Not now son daddy is working
[+7] u/Good_Application6245: nobody talks about how DJIA sits at 49k and wont cross 50k again
[+7] u/Matt6453: Is taking a bunch of tech bros on government business ethical?
[+7] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Anyone else got an eerie feeling about today
[+6] u/HywayKind: what can I say, I'm good at finding crap
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: memory dumping. Prepare for people panicking.
[+6] u/SetRestart: What’s the difference between a Ber and a Pigeon?
>!The pigeon can make a deposit on a Ferrari!<
[+6] u/Past-Pepper-863: Lol MU Bulls can’t even get past 820 haha
[+6] u/saranwrapx211: It’s crashing! ~~A reasonable retrace after chopping~~
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Days like these I wish Buffett was still alive. Hed yeet like 4 billion on a soup company for the sheer lollery and memes. No tweets, no linkedin update, just a madlad no fucks given meme generation
[+5] u/Altair82: can you imagine losing money in this market?
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Can 🥭 and Xi kiss already
[+11] u/whomakesthetendies: #wow would you look at that, Hormuz is still closed 🫨😲🤯
[+10] u/Fragrant-Data6554: Look around. Is your room clean? If not clean that first.
[+8] u/dukeoflol: Tf is MU down for? Shouldnt the trump trip pump shit?
[+8] u/No-Pressure7783: I like how everyone is bearish on MU when its Not ripping 5% everyday.
Calls it is
[+8] u/ZYHUA: SPY is green, QQQ is green
you know MU is over
SNDK is past over, nobody talking about it
[+8] u/neverturndownagain: the new Lucky wave of AMD noobs soon gonna realize why its also called ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER
[+8] u/catastronot: God damn owning a business is great until youre up again until 4am and still not making a dent in the amount of work that needs to get done. Only for it start again and be available at 7:30am
[+8] u/SvV_Ying: If you said last year that closing of Hormuz would have no bad effect on the market, you would’ve been seen as a true regard.
[+8] u/dankeyschon: nvidia stock now worth more than the entirety of the indian stock market. STOP THE REDEEMING NOW!!!
[+7] u/hioman01: Did MU CEO call Xi the N word in Beijing?
[+7] u/Jinhe0529: how can MU & INTC be red in a green market
[+7] u/Deadsea3132: Holy shit guys. MSFT is MOONING. Up 0.4%
[+7] u/Extreme_Marketing865: MU with the bear bait.
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: Associated press: US and China have agreed to use respective entire annual fiscal budget to pump stocks for the foreseeable future in a historical deal
[+7] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: This is the bs Microsoft likes to do. Itll pump a little when the market is down and later in the day, start dumping and goes back to starting price.
[+7] u/hioman01: Semi chips turning into potato chips
[+6] u/BerryExpress: no. i am not selling my intc shares. and fuck u deutsche bank.
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: Seems like MU has already peaked
[+6] u/Rawkstonks: Man only if I just bought 0DTE calls every day for the last 42 days.
Who would’ve thought.
I’m just a dumb ass ber. Bers get wrecked. Everyday all day.
[+6] u/cashflow_: Ordered a small pizza fuck it
[+5] u/kevbot234: China kinda feels like a setup.. doesn’t it? Did we send everyone’s body doubles?
[+5] u/BerryExpress: thats literally just 3 eu countries
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: They called it Green Thursday