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[+7] u/Lapidated_Llama: I’m never buying MSFT calls again. Your welcome MSFT bag holders
[+7] u/tropicalia84: # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS
# AGAIN!
[+6] u/powerboner: MU TO 850 EOW OR I’M EATING YOUR MOMS ASS!!!
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: IMAGINE STILL POSTING IN THE OLD THREAD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+72] u/caliwillbemine: Stonks 📈
Oil 📈
Treasury yields 📈
Me 📉
[+42] u/Jagged_Tide: $1000 swing today on my $1500 account, now *this* is day trading
[+41] u/Impossible_Top242: Come on MU rip overnight
[+32] u/RonBlake: MU babe, can’t be scaring daddy like that
[+32] u/31andnotdone: i aged 12 years today
[+31] u/housemoneyrocketship: Port closed -10% instead -30%. Nice.
[+28] u/globohydrate: I made 21k gambling 0DTE today, which is nice except I lost 19k gambling 0DTE yesterday which sucks except I made 5k gambling 0DTE last Friday
[+28] u/SovietDog1342: Generational pump tomorrow
[+26] u/soprattutto: No one will see this.. But even though we have sex all the time, I am starting to come to terms with the fact that my boyfriend is almost definitely and undeniably gay.
1. I found a dildo in his drawer and when I asked him about it he said it was a surprise for me. I like it but when we get it out he is always insinuating that I could use it on him "if I wanted"
2. At this point I have found gay porn on his phone multiple times, he always says it is just a funny thing one of his friends forwarded him as a prank/joke
3. I found old pictures of him shirtless/in suggestive situations with multiple different guys. He always says that he just "experimented" during a "phase" in college
4. To top it all off, I was taking a nap the other day and woke up to him sucking my dick
[+24] u/Bizonistic: Raise your hands if you bought MU above 800 🙌🙌🙌
[+21] u/nigofe: MU and SNDK gonna do +15% or more tomorrow. Call me crazy, but you won't tomorrow
[+20] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: I think Ive figured out stocks, never sell always hold dont be a blue balls
[+19] u/Salums: What can arguably explain such a reverse?
[+19] u/Wishforgains: MU back to 800 tomorrow
[+19] u/cfaawlday: You just know MU going 🚀🚀🚀 tmrw
[+18] u/OptionGamble: Down 10K today. I played it absolutely terribly.
[+16] u/Ble_h: Today was a lesson on stop loss hunting. Bunch of you lost money today because of it.
[+16] u/Mean_Potential8658: MU open at 800 tommorow please 🙏🤞
[+16] u/Speech_Path: I ruined my marriage today.
[+16] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Turn this thread into an MU after hours watch party 🍿
[+16] u/FatFluffyFish: Look MU, I didn't buy you at ATH, but I still need you to go to 1,000 so that I get some free vacations.
Wake the fk up and print
[+16] u/WSB-mods-are-: Today was pretty good for me. I only lost $8k
[+16] u/BeepBoopDep: Mu is going to violently pump ber anoos tomorrow. Very concern for ber.
[+16] u/Strangerdanger8812: On the dating apps... motherfucking ghouls think they are 10's
[+16] u/bearhunter429: #After today's market crash we are ready to begin a fresh new bull market LMAO🤌
[+15] u/Happy-Champion1661: MU was down more than 10% and ended -3.5%
LOL
[+15] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Real squeeze will happen tomorrow. Tomorrow we will penetrate the remaining bers anus 🤣🤣
[+15] u/Marshmallowmind2: Who the fuck is this clown posting cows?
[+15] u/Future_Light_8571: Market took years off my life today. Caffeine, nicotine, and no food probably didn’t help either
[+15] u/riteofpass: That V was too bullish, gonna be a massive green day tomorrow
[+15] u/Confident-Window4928: Only retards sold today
[+14] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: Call me Nostradumbass.
[+14] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU back to its regular scheduled programming of mooning
[+14] u/zug_moneycomes: No one cares about oil or treasuries any longer lmao
[+14] u/Total_Schedule591: What does Nvidia really do tho
[+14] u/Fhyzikz: Having only puts open does something horrible to your psyche. You actively wish for nukes in the air and a wombo great drpression
[+14] u/Shoganai_Hito: Best thing about 0dtes is you only become a bagholder for less than a day
[+14] u/Jazzlike-Okra-5399: Today red means tomorrow green duh
[+13] u/Marshmallowmind2: In up voting every positive mu comment I see to get the algos to buy. Doing my bit
[+13] u/Early-Elderberry-150: MU and TSLA calls are gonna feed generations tomorrow
[+13] u/violet_evergarden8: Its a -$1573.52 day for me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+12] u/Marshmallowmind2: Gme had 🦍. MU is 🐄🐄🐄🐄.
MUUUUUU
[+12] u/GenitalWartHogg: Dear Bers,
oil shock takes at least 1 quarter to hit. PPI in June/July is the catalyst. Not now
Edit: its never contemporaneous except the gulf war
[+12] u/Valkorion335786: **Arthur:** “Dutch… the Bears are celebratin’ again.”
**Dutch:** “Oh, are they now?”
**Arthur:** “Yep. SPY dumped at open, MU dropped near a hundred dollars… they started screamin’ about the collapse of civilization.”
**Dutch:** “Mm. Many men mistake panic for intelligence.”
**Arthur:** “Funny thing is MU rebounded fifty dollars in an hour and now they all gone silent.”
**Dutch:** “Of course they have. A Bear’s confidence is built on sand, Arthur.”
**Arthur:** “So what’re we gonna do?”
**Dutch:** *leans back in chair and puffs cigar* “Arthur… that is why we buy calls. Far more dignified than usury.”
[+12] u/rkwastooshort: Never in my month and a half of trading have I seen a red day like this.
[+12] u/Zuko2001: Imagine MU rips up 10% tomorrow, ohh yeah thats the stuff right there. Better than Colombian powder.
[+12] u/Marshmallowmind2: MUUUUUUUU!
🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮
[+12] u/Fine_Specialists: #ASTS GANG Members checking in still here & not in fear
[+11] u/Timely_Note_1904: Every dip just gets bought. There are a lot of people out there with a lot of money. Bullish af
[+11] u/KingRog85: MU is green AH. Going to be a hell of a pump the next 24hrs
[+11] u/Depressed_cupcakeUWU: Damn they wanted stop losses hit didn’t they
[+11] u/RoninKnight17: Spy just scamming everyone now lmao
[+11] u/teh_herper: Cmon sandik, micron pump that shit
[+11] u/Marshmallowmind2: 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄
Muuuuuuuu🐮🐮🐮
[+11] u/Ok_Cry7572: Fuck them kids. Daddy gambled the money away on AMD calls and sold for a 60% loss
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #Remember when ber thought market was going to crash this morning? LMAO🤌
[+11] u/solidsneeze: I own the best stocks... I just need everyone else to agree with me
[+11] u/puffinnbluffin: Who got butt chugged today raise your hands
[+11] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Y'all are gonna regret not buying calls today.
[+10] u/Coffeewin: When I die I want MSFT to lower me into my grave so it can let me down one last time 🥀
[+10] u/mighty_sys_admin: *I hurt myself today*
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: I don't always FOMO, but when I do......it's into SPY puts at the very bottom 🤡
[+10] u/Glum-Mortgage-5860: MU Going off more after hours, topped up $10k around 735-740 ish easy easy
[+10] u/GonnaBeWealthy: V of the century? No
V of the decade? No
V of the year? No
V of the month? Still no
V of the week? Maybe
[+10] u/mmal55: You know Quasimodo predicted all of this
[+10] u/cbusoh66: I really don't see how ASTS survives against SpaceX, and now Amazon. Two mega corporations who own the launch rockets and have unlimited access to money with billionaire owners. The whole business case for connecting people to satellites was strenuous to start with as almost everyone is covered by cellular or WiFi. Starlink and Amazon are offering fixed broadband services so offering D2D is complementary even if it's very small addressable market. And, Amazon just cornered the Apple ecosystem, so addressable market gets even smaller.
I think they eventually go bankrupt as they exhaust all their cash trying to catch up, or be swallowed by a bigger fish for pennies on the dollar. If you do believe they have a shot, you can wait few months and scoop them up at half or third their current price. $30 billion for a company that launched 1 satellite into space in the last 18 months is laughable.
[+10] u/Bonkers119: Made my first ever big boy trade today. dumped $20k in to MU at $737 for 25 shares. Someone hold me.
[+10] u/OkResponsibility2470: Woke up to my calls being green after that nightmarish open. If rest of the week continues the regularly scheduled pump that’d be great
[+10] u/Neel_Crashkari: Imagine buying jerseys and helmets like you're on the team or anybody gives af
[+10] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Bers finally got a red day, and are probably more defeated than anyone, lulz
[+10] u/cfaawlday: MU retiring folks… hedgies are cooked 🚀🚀🚀
[+10] u/TickTockTaudit: Everything’s computer
[+9] u/AndItsThetaAgain: # Tomorrow is the pig 🐷 roast 🥓
# 🔥 🐖 🔥
[+9] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: What a V, ber are so ghey
[+9] u/ShutUpTodd: I bought the dip -- made $5. Hello, rich people? I'll soon be joining you
[+9] u/TickTockTaudit: When a guy cuts my hair I spend that time sitting there thinking about work and cars. When a woman cuts my hair I spend that time thinking about having sex with her in various ways and scenarios.
[+9] u/rocier: Why the fuck would you idiots think OKLO earnings matter when they dont fucking sell anything!?
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Thread filled with regards who bought the MU top yesterday and coping
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: So, I made the mistake of googling why my wrists hurt when I sneeze, and Google's AI says it's MS 💀
Puts on MSFT
[+9] u/Due-Dirt-8428: The algos are literally just “buy stocks if the vibes are good. If the vibes are bad, they won’t be for long, so just buy more anyway”
[+9] u/Total_Schedule591: Whomever keeps shitting my pants, come forward.
[+9] u/TreGet234: One tiny, insignificant flash correction and bears were gaining complete and absolute control. There are clearly huge quantities of them lurking, hibernating, yet ready to spring up at a moments notice. Like an ant colony when they smell a pb&j sammich.
[+9] u/Throwaway1021920087: bears getting anally gaped again
[+9] u/photosynthescythe: I wonder many people in this sub have over 100k.
I feel like every trade I see is 100s of thousands of dollars but I imagine that’s just showmanship bias
[+9] u/Status-Net2947: Bill Gates named his company after his coq
[+9] u/WarmProperty9439: My SPY calls expiring today defiled me.
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
[+9] u/puts_every_day: 🥭 went a bit loco loco with memes today
[+8] u/svpa3991: Nothing like watching the market continuously V or go higher while MSFT makes new lows
[+8] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: this is a pure retardmaxx market.
I WANT REFUND NOW
[+8] u/eoiioe: They can’t keep getting away with this 😂
[+8] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: The market banged my wife in front of my face today
[+8] u/Bravadette: Was spy always this easy to make money on
[+8] u/Marshmallowmind2: I full ported into MU shares at $754 today. I guess I'm one of you now
[+8] u/Alternative_Rule6208: Holy fk I was 1k down and ended up 200$+.
[+8] u/Past-Pepper-863: MU Calls lol, we’re still hitting 1000
[+8] u/Proof-Lie4399: I was down 26k at one point today, doubled down on MUU halfway to the bottom and ended up +2k today. Super stressful
[+8] u/TreGet234: Bulls were mocked, tared and feathered and paraded around town, for the first half of the day. Then we struck back.
[+8] u/hwork-22: 562% gain on my Gamestore puts today 😎
[+8] u/Independent_Drop4317: Be greedy when others are fearful. Be greedy when others are greedy.
[+8] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Oh, semis are going to go to the fucking moon AH and tomorrow.
[+8] u/POWRAXE: Damn, MU kinda pumping rn
[+8] u/hwork-22: We gonna hit 750 this week 😅
[+8] u/jayxmor: Some real money could’ve been made both ways. Buls were fucked. Now bers are fucked LMAO
[+8] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: What do you mean I lost money in the stock market today?
GUARDS
[+8] u/Extreme-District8213: This was not the blow off in semis. It will come on a thursday this month after an overnight gap to new highs. Source: my balls
[+8] u/DonCheeech: Filling out my Wendy's application
[+8] u/Effective_Throat6127: MSFT & META we ride or die
[+8] u/soulbro97: 🤒I just woke up from my 1 day coma. How are my MU weeklies doing
[+8] u/MakeResonableChoices: I’m starting to think my spirit flight is not coming 🙃
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Redhead Milfs
Shit sorry wrong place
[+8] u/Trashpanda7193: Didn’t even realise Nvidia was green in a sea of red. Calls on pigs flying tomorrow
[+8] u/ActPowerful7001: I’m buying puts, there’s no reason why markets should be up
[+8] u/justanaveragejoe520: Mf DoorDash defaults to an above 20% tip. Probably have to just delete the app
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: MU and SNDK gonna recover today’s losses during AH once again
[+8] u/WallStreetBetsCALLSS: Rookie numbers
100 shares or bust
[+7] u/pajaemainroad: Two of the most precious things in life are:
1. Buying the dip
2. Shitting on bers
#LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Paincoast89: Bers crying “THIS IS IT! THE RECKONING IS HERE!” and it’s a fucking -.23% day what jokes 😭
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Toilet paper hands 🧻 got shook out, the true believers will enjoy the moon ticket tomorrow 🚀
[+7] u/FutureSage: OMFG GUYS LOOK AT MU!! 😱
Sorry guys, just practicing for when I wake up tomorrow morning. 😅
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: Not gonna lie, bears had us in the first half 😮💨
[+7] u/Hefty-Ad2809: down almost 70 points and somehow the play was still calls
[+7] u/Big-Safe3031: If NVDA doesn’t absolutely RIP during premarket, I am in a lot of trouble.
[+7] u/thestudmffn: ARKK just sold their RKLB positions...time to buy fellas!
[+7] u/nakuulgaikwaad: -40% on intel calls, but lived to tell the tale I didnt sell at -75%
[+7] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: Come Friday y’all are gonna wish you bought the dip today
[+7] u/EnginrA: Wasn’t MU down like 10% at one point? What a comeback
[+7] u/Darkrubber: lmao that V spy today
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: The only things guaranteed in life are SPY V shape recoveries and a fat guy pulling his shirt down
[+7] u/FearlessTrader: wtf happened today!? Profit down 50% on my account 😳
[+7] u/CoffeeandJags: lol Samsung union negotiations collapsed
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: NVDA face ripper loading in AH
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: The media is complicit in shaping the narrative that Warsh is a born again dove
Probably the craziest thing I’ve seen in the market
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Seriously what does MSFT have to do to catch a bid? TSLA can sell nothing but vaporware and go parabolic any time Elmo needs $$
[+7] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: The market barely moved despite all the bad data. This shit is on crack.
[+7] u/XOGPlayerOne: After researching and investigating the market for 25 years I can confirm that 0DTE is the way.
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: People think of ATH as a point where a pullback is guaranteed
Nope, doesn't work like that lot of times. Ask the cash gang who missed an opportunity to enter & then keep looking for years
[+7] u/SvV_Ying: Bears thought they would have their moment today. Back to your shift!
[+7] u/veryveryuniquename5: amd made me a millionaire, now its gonna make bers unmillionaires LMAO🤌
[+7] u/itssampson: You’re welcome for the big fat V today, I sold 20 $736 calls at a massive loss right before it turned around
[+7] u/Czyzzle: I went from down 3,000 to up 250
[+7] u/hwork-22: At first I thought the Trump China visit would be bad but now I think it's going to be good. Trump and China have been in business together for a long time. China spent (bribed?) like $5 million at Trumps hotel in China last time he went.
SPY to 750
[+7] u/DH64: only down 5% today, nice
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: OKLO should be up 30% for hitting their target of $0 revenue
[+7] u/poker-chips: My favorite thing abt trading is how it makes me feel alive. No boring days
[+7] u/McClintockC: The dip is a psyop
Stonks have only ever been bought, never once sold
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: Feeling bullish about tomorrow
[+6] u/Ok-Grapefruit-572: YOLO’ing into random shit just isn’t working for me anymore.
[+6] u/aqjingson: When micron pumps, good things happen
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Today was a true bibilical V to teach bers a lesson if they didnt take profit OMEGALUL
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: The sellers today that were sitting on cash were like fuck what am I going to do with cash now that inflation is 3.4%? Then bought back
[+6] u/Lord_Greedyy: Bought some spy calls and is already up 75%, Orange man better do a China pump before my calls expires Friday
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: MU, I just want to say good luck, we’re all counting on you
[+6] u/Miker1730: oh no look at that, microslop red ah as ALWAYS
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Bears can afford chitpotle for dinner tonight
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: we are down more AH on SPY than during the day LMAO
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Bro leverage is so horrible when it goes wrong but so juicy horny when it goes right
[+6] u/31andnotdone: yields don't matter anymore
[+6] u/AerieZealousideal330: *My OKLO calls are not aging well. #fukt*
[+6] u/-IQ200: Vacation starts tomorrow & my wife is going to be annoyed I’m spending the first half of days trading. Please advise tips & tricks.
[+6] u/Zfreezy: MU pumped on the Samsung strike I presume?
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: 11/10 doctors agree not buying mu calls counts as self-harm. Do your part for your physical and mental well being.
Mu 1000 eom. I don't make the rules.
[+6] u/temporary-account-: Being a bear made me no money even though I was right. Trying a new strategy called “1DTE calls on QQQ,” I’ll lyk if it works.
[+6] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Dang. If I had held my calls instead of panic selling, I'd be at +400 overall instead of -700 for today. Pretty rough. Oh well. My fault for risking it all to begin with.
[+6] u/axelreturns: 400% returns today on 0dte calls 738 thanks casino
[+6] u/Alarming-Delay-4100: What a ride on DRAM and MU. Was ts really caused by a Korean FB post?
[+6] u/SimpleIllustrator215: Why most of my portfolio is RDDT and MSFT? 😭
[+6] u/wildcat1055: I bought DRAM and MU today.
Am I fucked or mega-fucked?
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: How the fuck do people spend over $750k on a home these days and manage to pay for their kids college tuition.
Can barely afford to add $4 scoop of guacamole at Chipotle
[+6] u/Secret-Sink-9758: Yeah this. Korean press + Samsung shills have been trying to FUD Micron for like a decade lol. Every “MU is dead” headline has historically been a decent buy signal, not financial advice but I’m not selling a single share over HBM gossip.
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Guys don't always reveal ur true plays here cause hedge funds and institutions are always listening to us.
So here is what I'm in.
$SPY $700 puts for AUG
[+6] u/sonofalando: Treasury auction tomorrow going to be a slaughter house god help us.
[+6] u/Independent_Drop4317: If we ever see -2% on spx, I am selling my remaining sgov shares and putting it all in spx calls.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: I was 100% sure it would dump into the mid 720s today, the mega reversal was proof this market isn't for bears
Unless we get a real global disaster, last Thursday and today may have been the pullback lol
[+6] u/Future_Light_8571: Catching those knives on the MU drop may pay off tremendously if it keeps pumping tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/FutureSage: MU 800 by tomorrow morning
[+6] u/Sector7B: Bought 7 shares of $MU on the dip at lunch. God I love this stock!
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: Lame end to the day
im sure you heard me curse from your own desk
[+6] u/BladeFireQ: So bears got absolutely fucked?
[+6] u/neotank35: even I, a steadfast bull, was loling at todays V.
[+6] u/jasperCrow: the fact that poet and peng are the same mkt cap is insane
peng rev 1.35B poet 1.07M
[+6] u/Technical-Emu-32: First day in a long time I have nothing open overnight. Sigh of relief 😮💨
[+6] u/TruthFantastic1741: "Yeah the economy is shit, I cant afford anything"
\-bears burning money on puts
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Wait for the overnight drop on oil and bond yields. Spy gap up tomorrow and pump to a +1.5% day. Japan and ScottB watching.
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Congrats bears you got the dip you were shorting the market the last 6 years for. Unfortunately it was only 0.15%
🫵🤡🤡
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: Nuttin' in my homie's eyes just so they can see how far I'm cum
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: So an earthquake reported. In a country we’re at war with. That we are accusing of developing nukes. Underground.
[+6] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Hugheston987** bet **SPY** goes from **737.21** to **727.15** before **13-May-2026 04:10 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 16 losses.
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[+5] u/Valkorion335786: SPY has been going up for 43 years and bers still think they can win this game
[+5] u/financiallythriving: anybody get fucked today at the market
[+5] u/poker-chips: Closed 1.2k profit intraday position. Thanks bers and other regards
[+5] u/sadlittlewaffle: Who else was able to scoop some DRAM calls today? Thank you dip
[+5] u/jokull1234: Gifted so many bearish headlines and news and best they can do is -0.15% on SPY today lmao
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I'm 38 and I think I'm gay
[+5] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: flipped from SPY 740 0dtes I’ve been holding since last Friday and pivoted to SPX 0dtes at the bottom of the day
12k -> 4k -> 29k (peaked at 35k usd)
not a bad day, now let’s touch grass!!
[+5] u/rain168: Keep buying the dip for ASTS won’t go wrong because:
ASS
&
TITAYS
[+5] u/Wishforgains: Bears get slaughtered tomorrow
[+5] u/igotshrimps: Y'all are the epitome of the greed that the bible talks about
[+5] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Everyone got a chance to make money today. Bears bulls. Good times
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Everything was on clearance today I hope you picked up something pretty
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: > Oklo, INL to employ AI-enabled reactor design for advanced nuclear systems
Come on man these scams dont end.
Might as well say I've got ai in my balls at this point.
[+5] u/TwoNine13: What is the Ai prompt to get the algos to start buying MSFT?
[+5] u/SlapYouSilly999: Did OKLO release numbers
[+5] u/early-retirement-plz: NVDA earnings is gonna be a sell the news event and will trigger another 8% correction in the market, even though it’ll will be a beat as always. Sell your high betas before that day. Fully expect it to recover to new ATHs after though.
[+5] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: I don't want a day like that ever again. Getting glued to my portfolio and WSB all day long gave me a glimpse into hell.
Paper handed all my calls regardless. Right move for QCOM and AVGO, probably wrong for MU and INTC because it rallied above the price I sold by EOD.
What is the next move now? Premarket better not screw me over because I'm about to go all on MU if I see it go green.
[+5] u/ChipWong82: When’s Bill Ackman coming on CNBC to cry about Hantavirus?
[+5] u/New_Distribution9268: NVDA CALLS BEAUTIFULLY
[+5] u/Samjabr: Bought DRAM yesterday and def feeling pain. Luckily, I doubled down near the bottom and recovered most losses.
Now if tomorrow will just cooperate...
DIAMOND HANDS!
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: excited to see how many companies follow in Microsoft's footsteps 🤗
[+5] u/ParticularWarthog319: Need a face ripper Green Day tomorrow
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Yea I fucked up and didn’t hold my MU calls….😕retard it is
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: theta wins on Oklo? who would have guessed that
[+5] u/AncientAd3846: Always nice when everyone gets a chance to win
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Only one of my orders filled today. This was a weakass dip.
[+5] u/Hugheston987: DRAM drama in the ETFs sub 🤣
[+5] u/poker-chips: Bought 30 shares SNDK at dip and sold for 1.2k profit. Ez money
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Will SNDK hit 1600 anytime soon?
[+5] u/Jerikolol: BUY THE MEMORY DIP:
*In Seoul, it is currently early morning on Wednesday, May 13, 2026 (approx. 5:30 AM, and marathon negotiations just collapsed roughly two hours ago.)*
*Here is the breakdown of the most critical updates from the last 8 hours:*
*1. Negotiation Collapse (3:00 AM KST Update)*
*After a 17-hour "marathon" session that began Tuesday morning and ran late into the night, talks between Samsung Electronics management and the National Samsung Electronics Union (NSEU have officially collapsed.)*
*The Disconnect: Management reportedly offered a special bonus equivalent to 12% of operating profit, but only for the Device Solutions (DS division and only for the year 2026.)*
*The Union's Stance: Union leaders rejected this as "regressive," maintaining their demand for 15% of operating profit across the board and, crucially, the formal institutionalization of this bonus system to remove management's discretionary power.*
*2. Looming General Strike*
*With the mediation failing,* ***the union is moving forward with a general strike scheduled for May 21, 2026.***
U know what this means ye regards? Samsung going offline from 21st may for 2 weeks = they lose 20b+ USD in HBM that wont be produced... that demand might go to Sk hynix (the cucks who agreed to pay the workers) or MU (the cucks who are american and never strike). In additional to making Samsung seem unreliable/weak link in the supply chain etc.
So, during a massive memory crunch, we will be soon taking offline very precious supply of HBM = supply down, demand stable = price go up = memory (- samsung) go up. Ofc im sure this being a hyper efficient market, all this was priced in 3 weeks ago.
[+5] u/vermilli21: I’m a cliché, literally went to the grocery store for just three items…milk, bread, and eggs
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: I’m not really for the team sports of investing. If you gotta pump the ticker on Reddit to find bigger 🤡 than you, you might be the 🤡
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Ate her ass. Took her shopping for furniture at homegoods. Got dinner. Drove her home and watched a movie. Came on her back
[+5] u/Boheed: Same as always: watch an initial green candle turn into a multi-day uptick followed by a final green candle, and then another red canyon like today. repeat ad infinitum
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Breaking news: I'm going hard
# Bing bong.
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Lol wtf happened to asts
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BREAKING NEWS(REUTERS): EARTHQUAKE IN TEHRAN
[+5] u/Ocilla: What’s going on with SLS? Is it finally happening? 👀
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: TIL microplastics exposure to our children and all of us is increasing exponentially. Moreover, the brain has 30 times the accumulation of microplastic than the liver, the organ and site with the second highest amount. Once it crosses the blood-brain barrier it never crosses back, just keeps building up. Humans are probably beyond saving.
Inflation will never be tamed. Debt is spiraling way faster than the economy. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just liquidate my 401k, sell whatever stocks I have and just spend all my savings to live like a king for the next 20 years?
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: I’ve never felt better about a -5% day
[+5] u/soulbro97: Hope you bears stocked up on any measly gains today (probably not because you’re too poor for puts or shorts) the stocks will continue their upward march until morale improves
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: should've known the bottom was in when every retard analyst on cnbc said they trimmed qualcomm and micron
[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: Tomorrow is going to be funny day
[+5] u/poker-chips: I made $3.03k last 5 days from daytrading should i quit my job?
[+5] u/stonksf: LOL BEARS MY PORT WAS UP 0.29% TODAY LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/_pout_: Dude you guys get really excited about 0.0001% swings
[+5] u/jroth55: Wait.. Netflix was up today?
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Holy shit Oklo getting AI!!!
[+5] u/cryptopolymath: For newcomers to $MU note that there is a ton of FUD that comes out of Korea regarding $MU and especially HBM RAM. This propagates through social media bot farms into algos. Stay the course and tune out the noise.
[+5] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Suck my fat Shrek cock bears . Bulls always win
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Bers, today should scare the shit outta you!
[+5] u/teh_herper: # I know some of y'all bought 706 puts on micron
[+5] u/boglemydingleregard: Bols celebrating because ports are still +XXX% YTD even after the skies rain blood. 🥂
[+5] u/Alarmed-Rope-9062: thats what we thought today though..
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: Why would they be fucked
[+27] u/dasboot523: I survived the great Bear market of 9:00AM to 11:30 AM
[+18] u/Robo_e: We’re ripping back up tomorrow aren’t we 🤑
[+16] u/Axonum: Sndk and Mu back to mooning
[+16] u/NotMe357: C'mon TACO, say something to pump the market for old friends sakes!
[+14] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I’ll shoot ropes if DRAM pumps right back up tomorrow
[+12] u/Salty-Bid1597: Listened to a guy on the table next to me at lunch explaining to his fiance and future MIL why he didn't want to buy a house with her because he could invest the mortgage payments in the market instead and make more money.
I think the wedding might be off.
[+12] u/All_FIREdUp: No one viewing my insta stories and watching me travel the world know that I’m in an ungodly amount of debt, they just think I’m wealthy and that’s fucking funny
[+12] u/Simran-0: I think he will give away Taiwan for Iran
[+11] u/potato111a: Made money on Puts and Calls today.. BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH TO COVER UP THE HOLE MSFT IS DIGGING IN MY ACC LMAO 🤌
[+11] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Came back to Holy mother of V, if you panic sold today, I’m sorry for you
[+11] u/mayorolivia: Bullish close. We’re mooning tomorrow
[+10] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: “I don’t think about Americans’ finances” is a wild thing to say. 🌮 is losing it
[+10] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Hey guys I’m from the future (2030) and I have some really good news. MU is 50,000, gas is free because everyone went on strike until they just started giving it away, 🥭 is still president and the ceasefire with Iran is still holding up! Oh and the yen just passed the dollar.
[+10] u/twostroke1: alright we got the 1 red day a week out of the way, now we can pump back to new ATH.
[+10] u/nyse25: Corporate life will really have you beefing with a 66 year old man at 9am
[+10] u/RothTo0DTE: I hope someone bought that MU dip today
[+10] u/oliver2022: tomorrow pump its gonna go crazy
[+10] u/According_To_Me_: Stupid ass bank no I don’t want to consult about my future finance goals.
[+10] u/booster_gold__: Im trading career is a cycle of building my account up slowly to a point where I'm comfortable yoloing it and then starting over
[+10] u/Unemployable1593: more buyers than sellers
[+9] u/tootnanner: Everyone wants volatility. So much crying when it was only up. Now volatility comes and half this sub loses their entire port lmfao
[+9] u/tocinoman: I took some major realized Ls today, but I day traded/scalped myself back into the green, and NVDA/DRAM ended the day going up. I hedged my tech holdings with some XOM LEAPS that had dipped slightly at the end of the day, too.
Shockingly turned out to be a good day for me despite the great circuit breaker of May 12th.
tl;dr ber r fuk, buy calls
[+9] u/ArticleTerrible7621: MU high volume V to end the day, how can you sell the one of hottest stock on the market. Hold the front runners/market leaders
[+9] u/UnitedCup1814: Man are all these memory and chip stocks going to fire back up?
[+8] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Feel like T man says the war will be over soon a lot. And then it's like... not.
[+8] u/SomePolack: Fuck this market lmao
Paperhanded my ASTS puts at open then revenge traded to a loss FML
[+8] u/Purple_Bearkat: 🥭doesn’t give af about your gas bill as long as Iran is nukeless. Yeah, I’m holding USO a little longer I think.
[+8] u/hettygreentypebeat: life sucks when you’re poor don’t ask me how i know
[+8] u/Flashy-Finger-8600: If at first you don’t succeed, SPY SPY Again
[+8] u/Deadsea3132: Getting really fucking bored of this market pumping on one day and completely dumping the next. Who the fuck cares about inflation this is a casino
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: Don’t look at your -50% YTD return as a loss
Look at it as raising the ceiling for your comeback 😤
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Jensen Huang the kind of guy who signs on every exposed titty at an orgy with a special sharpie
[+7] u/Axonum: SNDK and MU are gonna hit new ATHs tomorrow mark my words
[+7] u/NightWalkThrowAway: Holy fuck, what a beautiful double bottom on SPY to close green. Sitting at this goddam desk job is causing me to miss out on money
[+7] u/Oxidrox: Its tuesday and no taco 🌮 and no fake headlines from Axios.
[+7] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: am I imagining things or Trump sounds way more angrier and stressed right now than usual?
this Iran shit is NOT going well at all for usa
[+7] u/Redditfortheloss: Sold my puts around the low and rebought right at close. -2% before Friday at minimum.
[+7] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Can’t lie, the V got me again today. So next time instead of trying to catch the downshift early, I’ll be waiting for the ridiculous bounce. Make sure your puts are in then.
[+7] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Ok, what about half cash, half shares, and 3 patches of fent?
[+7] u/Informal-Chocolate97: MU just resting today
[+7] u/mso1337: I’m 33 and made money from stocks but got no gf or kids. It’s lonely and feels like I should have a family by now
[+7] u/bynd_retarded: Every time I buy a stock it crashes. So I plan on buying fractional shares of spy every day to watch the world burn
[+7] u/_Netgirth: Everything is constantly changing. Like my ability to buy food
[+7] u/SlfImpr: What kina bull cycle is this???
S&P500 did a 70-point reversal today to just shake out the remaining weak hands 😂
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: Everybody jacked to the tits with puts after that frenzy of a close? I am
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: $33,000 in an SLV leap that’s been down for 3 months (-68% at the bottom) just turned green for me today. We are so back.
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: SPY reversed on low ass volume, what a joke.
[+6] u/Super-Activity-4675: Michael Burry
short squeeze
Plunge Protection Team
bus
[+6] u/CarefulAd4757: Nuked my portfolio by 0dte all in 😞
[+6] u/str8rippinfartz: should've averaged down, dammit
[+6] u/NotMe357: "Two earthquakes have reportedly hit Iran, per Reuters"
Looks like Japan is sending Godzilla to Iran.
[+6] u/Jacobpapi: Did you buy the dip? My port is printing GODDAMN
[+6] u/Bignutly: Continue pump tomorrow
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: My SPY puts were up 100% now they are +4% what a joke.
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: I’ve lost everything
[+6] u/OSRSkarma: FUCK i missed the Cerebras IPO cutoff i thought i could do it tonight FUCKKKK
AAAAAAAAAA
[+6] u/Riskismyapellido: to whoever bought my puts on OKLO. Thank u, I will use your money for a nice dinner and a vacation
[+6] u/clappincheeks93: Lmao spy you sly dog
[+5] u/timetopractice: Burry said the market is gonna crash so I guess that's a fact
[+5] u/bezeredies: Now 🌮 in China, we go green till Friday
[+5] u/HobokenWaterMain: I bought ASTS yesterday after months of watching it so don’t ask me
[+5] u/stupidber: If your DD doesn't include a picture of a dragon drawn from the price chart don't call me
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: S - L - muthafn S !!!
[+5] u/mixtape312: People still think this is a market with bulls/bears. Hint: it's not. It's quants and HFTs.
[+5] u/DarkR124: Bought midday and up on 5/6 positions.
PENG did a crazy reversal. Bought at -7% and it’s currently +9% AH. If we have another insane 24hr reversal on everything I’m going to laugh so hard.
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: *One of the more sobering takeaways from today's data is that inflation has officially eclipsed wage growth for the first time in three years. When* ***real wages turn negative***\*, it usually signals a shift in consumer behavior—people start tightening their belts on discretionary spending, even if the "official" economy still looks strong on paper.\*
I know we are all gambler degenerates but just some food for thought.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Im going to start setting in motion a path towards founding a tech company leading to an ipo. I have studied the markets extensively. My priority isnt to make money, but to look good, sound good, and talk good. Im going to hire an unemployed phd with a decent resume and an "old" look and appoint him as CEO. Next ill hire some b-tier writers and web designers from the bay area and grab some foreclosure-bound commercial real estate. Ill travel the country and visit conventions where college students present their science project and hire the first one whos idea has plausability, but ill hire a washed up unemployed engineer to be the face of it. The rest ill pick up from the local wendys and give them amazing job titles like HR director and legal counsul, theyll all be equipped with the latest version of GROK ai. Then ill pull a thaniel and sell all my shares as soon as the company IPO's and write a billion in warrants to the first person who asks.
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: If only we could buy puts on bear ports.. We know they always go down
[+5] u/widerdog: mango gonna go to china soon to pump the market
[+5] u/auroraavm: I'm ignoring someone who clearly disrespects me but he still won't get it
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: All this loss porn is getting me so hard
[+5] u/-user222: i won’t be able to sell my 0dte tomorrow because i will be in a 10h flight, nice
[+5] u/CH-LOL: After being a bear for the entire past month while everything has been ripping up, I gave up and full port into spy calls today. So that means its the end of the bull run, you have been warned.
[+5] u/Dbx84: MSFT holders stay strong, patience will pay off. 🚀
[+5] u/TinyDelegation: made 31 bucks today. a win is a win
[+5] u/cgonz15: Where will you be when MU hits 900 tomorrow?
[+5] u/Berto_: You didn't buy MU dip and now you have fomo...
[+5] u/Xzlk: How tf did we not end green. Nothing matters, it should go just go up who cares
[+5] u/YeezyThoughtMe: I forgot about PPI tomorrow. Whelp looks like my weekly Tsla calls will drill tomorrow too. Maybe Thursday they can recover 🙌
[+5] u/illinformed-will: The funniest part is VIX tanking
[+5] u/drcornwallis23: Bears get fed gold today and the best they can do is a green Dow, flat S&P and half a percent on Nasdaq lol
[+5] u/MufasasParachute: All in NVDA calls, sell before earnings
[+5] u/ercanbas: Why the fuck did I sell my MU calls lmao
[+5] u/Dekuthegreat: My timing was so bad today it was almost like I timed MU perfectly but in reverse
[+5] u/Organic-Calendar-244: I’m a regard for not buying the dip
[+5] u/NotMe357: What if today was a trap to kill all the bear tomorrow? 🤔
[+5] u/DumbNutter: Suck my PPI. I dont know
[+5] u/Affectionate-Day2743: what are we striking a "deal" on? lol
[+5] u/CD274: Probably because Samsung talks broke down
[+18] u/aew2019: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS.
[+18] u/RjBloxks: Imagine getting shook out of your memory positions today lol
[+18] u/idontknow1967: MU, just give me a simple 17% tomorrow. Easy, and I’m done.
[+15] u/RjBloxks: For these lottos to print I need MU at 820 overnight and 900 by Wednesday close, literally a prayer lol
[+15] u/Baytwink2: phew survived the great bear market of 9:30am-12:30pm 05/12/2026
[+15] u/hallett21: We’re gonna hit 750 tomorrow
[+14] u/ten7four: Semiconductors have a lot more upside if they can successfully turn into fullconductors
[+13] u/solon89: Thank you Korean politician for making everyone freak out and panic sell memory stocks so that I could buy the dip
[+12] u/poopy_wizard132: SPY is probably going to go up 10% a month forever.
[+10] u/callsonreddit: Being retarded is a gift if you have self-control and good risk management
Basically, selective retardness
[+10] u/InitialPsychology731: I didn't think red days were possible. Tomorrow will be green for sure.
[+10] u/Own_Arm_7641: I have the worst luck. I put an order to buy 300 mu at 715. Schwab now has this shitty toggle between shares and dollars. I ended up clicking dollars and bought 300 dollars of mu. I didn't realize it until it moved up 20 pts thinking I had a hefty profit.
[+10] u/GrondForGondor: Instead of buying lunch I bought a SPY 5/13 746C for $6 at the dip.
[+10] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: something is seriously wrong, which is why market will keep ripping
[+10] u/InitialPsychology731: Nothing is as beta as taco
[+9] u/GalacticPlutoBear: From -60% to +5% today. These grey hairs aren’t hereditary
[+9] u/InitialPsychology731: I thought the bubble talk was overblown, until we started talking about space data centers
[+9] u/AMX_revue: I did not paperhand my MU calls and the gods are rewarding me
[+8] u/bigfan49: I hate taking a small position on something expecting to average down and then it just rips up to generate me a smooth $40
[+8] u/cowboycookie1337: Bears like sounding smart, bulls like making money
[+8] u/ProfessorWankStank: I just wish the universe wasn't against me. Everytime I buy it goes down. Everyone i sell it goes up
[+8] u/SocraticGoats: If you show me your cpi, ill show you my ppi
[+8] u/SKJ_2012: Whoever talked me out of MU calls when it was at rock bottom earlier, I despise you
[+8] u/sleepygarner: Need MU to skyrocket
[+8] u/CharmingSoil: The market has convinced itself the real world events don't matter. Maybe it's right.
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: When do I get my Trump phone refund
[+8] u/patticus88: Don’t lose as much as I did today
[+8] u/RealPrinceZuko: Ya, crash us upwards
[+8] u/jerm2z: FBI, this one right here
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Last friday: "Hey guys I don't think gamestop can buy ebay, you can't just pretend you can afford to buy a bigger company based on a bunch of bullshit"
300 downvotes
# 😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: We used to always post our positions.
What happened guys?
DIA 500p 05/22
[+7] u/CluelessTennisBall: Idk why we care about crude oil, I'd rather buy respectful oil myself
[+7] u/D1finalboss: Lemme guess full port calls again tomorrow because we are so back
[+7] u/ChainOfThot: *scratches neck* anyone got any more of that MU +10% dopamine?
[+7] u/Shot-Ground-9898: RDDT is an absolute FKIN garbage stock 🚮
[+7] u/495N: MU said fuck your puts and went up $70 from session lows
[+7] u/What-the-fluff-: Or the opposite...
Everyone will be thin and be able to "afford" the calories
[+6] u/NonBalisticSniper: I just called John Hormuz and he said he's closed for good now.
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: Damn google getting in on the space datacenter scam was not on my bingo card.
[+6] u/joan_goodman: So the whole thing today was because contrary to my rule, I decided to be greedy and didn’t close my put. Because i decided to cheapen out and save $350. Sure enough this put backfired to $1400. Moral of the story: always close your PUTS.
[+6] u/mneymaker: Bad PPI already "priced in" and sucked up.
Imagine if we get soft miss.......
MU $880 PE-LEASE
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: Anyone penetrate Hormuz yet
[+6] u/5uNmk: THE STRAIT IS CLOSED. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR!
[+6] u/Feedthemcake: Gimme my sndk split ffs
[+6] u/SocraticGoats: Did someone post the hotline yet for bers? Lmao
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: The lack of leather jackets caused this red day
[+6] u/Apple2o: Literally gonna be my 4th week in a row cashing in on expired OKLO 80 calls because this stock does nothing LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Old-Commission2782: fuck off, poet. up 4% AH
[+6] u/Liquidtears: So what do we think, red or green when Xi & 🥭 make a stir fry?
[+6] u/j0ven_: Ber really thought they could get 1 single day without a V.
[+6] u/Ok-Decision3679: Spy 733p for tomorrow, wish me luck. Expecting -2.5% overnight
[+6] u/callsonreddit: My friend is interested in options
We won't be friends after i teach him hehe
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: BREAKING: PPI contains gigantic green dildos for everyone.
[+6] u/zlordbeats: we shouldn’t be worried until we see the crypto bros come back from the depths of hell and start spewing that delusional bullshit again
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: gutentag. Wir suchen dich
[+6] u/hallett21: It’s called a slaughter house lol
[+6] u/papertrail369: Check this guys devices
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: There’s no reason for the Fed not to raise Interest Rates at this point other than Pumping the Markets
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Another red day incoming
[+5] u/nigelnyc1: Hot PPI tomorrow morning. Expect another morning sell off. $SPXS, $SQQQ, $SDOW.
[+5] u/chandlero69: MRAM a cock up my ass
[+5] u/mneymaker: Already made 160k from the dip on MU.
LFG
[+5] u/bigfan49: Always try to compare yourself to others and leverage every advantage you can in an amoral pursuit of status
[+5] u/cannythecat: If SPY goes to 1000 by 2028 does Burry have to delete his substack.
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’ll flash my drive at you
[+5] u/goofy-boots: I should not be this sick in the middle of fucking May
[+5] u/_Chicken_Chaser_: NBIS news make my hard
[+5] u/mwfguxckdyou: Infinite money glitch:
If you haven’t figured it out by now, here’s the 🥭 pdf file play to manipulating the market:
1.) Say something stupid and inflammatory about the enemy/boogeyman of the week (market goes down slightly)
2.) the next day, declare concepts of talks are in
the process to reach a resolution (market rallies)
3.) the day after, say nothing and let the market continue to rally on copium (rally continues)
4.) say something stupid and inflammatory, and declare that no deal will be reached after all unless the enemy of the week gives in to his strong armed and bullying tactics (market goes down slightly)
5.) declare a deal has been made even though we’re in a worse position than when we started (market rallies)
6.) repeat step 1
[+5] u/Additional_Heat_902: Praying for a ppi pump
[+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: All we need is ppi to come in as expected and yup another new ATH tomorrow 😁
[+5] u/Then-Cup-5153: cute little manipulation buy algo that was turned on at 3:30
[+5] u/suizman: Well apparently I didn’t learn anything. Still buying regarded options before earnings and losing money
[+5] u/hv876: I am new here. Why V to dump AH?
[+5] u/Gorm_the_Old: Only on Wall Street is a price a fraction of a percent off the all-time high - or even *higher* than the all-time high - "bargain hunting".
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Lmfao QQQ graph now looking like semiconductor stocks
[+5] u/StuffedBunss: Because I bought puts
[+5] u/Trumps_Moist_Toenail: One thing I respect everyone here is you actually need at least $100 to gamble with options. None of us are low gambling losers.
[+5] u/gayforgoblin: I made so much money yesterday and it's all gone today + more
[+5] u/you2234: I need to PLUG in and get serious about PLUG
[+5] u/AwkwardNovel7: does PPI have a big impact on the market ?
[+5] u/ShikariV: We are roughly one month away now from 🥭 giving into every Iranian demand. The physical oil market is not going hold up much longer.
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Wtf is happening at peng
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Changing my name to Mike Ron.
[+5] u/Micahftww: futes poppin like hot grease
[+5] u/derprondo: Ask your drug dealer if you can pay half cash, half ass.
[+5] u/Bagholder147: Google/Anthropic. That is all.
[+5] u/SpyRuinedMe: Yes I wish I bought more dram, but Imma keep buying LMT here
[+5] u/FlipTricks: Yeah great 6 month chart
[+5] u/hallett21: Europeans yearn to be governed by beta males
[+20] u/sloanemonroe: What’s so hard about it? Take your $10,000 and buy 0dte qqq calls at the low today and 15x your money. Now you’ve got $150,000. Just do that one more time this entire year and turn your $150k into $2,250,000. Why is that so difficult.
[+16] u/rcantu314: Memory absolutely dying, down to prices not seen since a few hours ago
[+16] u/happyegg1000: I’m full port 0dte 740c tomorrow let’s fucking ride
[+14] u/RisingToMediocrity: MU and SNDK having 2 red days in a row just might wipe out 90% of this sub.
[+12] u/willscuba4food: I can see the current guy struggling to get through "The Cat in the Hat".
[+10] u/Dornitz: Every day I want to blow up my life and start day trading.
[+10] u/GibonFrog: be greedy when others are greedy
[+10] u/Mr60SPX: I feel bad for bears. Even when they are right they lose.
[+9] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: Just realised that the fact that everyone’s in mu means we’re at the top
[+9] u/StonksInvesteur: you refused to buy your wife designer bags but bought yourself heavy tech bags
[+9] u/surely_not_abot: the nasdaq catches a cold and my portfolio dies of tuberculosis
[+9] u/Pale-Silver-8178: You know ppl are loaded with memory calls when the whole chat is screaming that MU is down 1.5%
[+9] u/dacalo: Bearrorists using after hours to dump.
[+8] u/UnholyTrigon: Being a bear gotta be miserable lol. Imagine watching qqq go up 1.49% in like an hour
[+8] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Ford energy company now
[+8] u/cashflow_: The situation is pretty bad in Venezuela. This small cup of fruit cost me $7.50. It’s not the size you think it is it’s tiny
https://preview.redd.it/5lwqrezxgs0h1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05a2c45245683255a2c8f469e78977cd6444348
[+8] u/Abe2025: Bull run is far from over. Only a month and half of gains compared to 7 month bear market
[+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: RCAT, ONDS, ASTS, OKLO, IREN are all good at one thing. Diluting shares & stealing my moneys. You guys got me good ...😞
[+8] u/zg44: Higher CPI readings were bearish in 2021 because they implied rate cuts to stifle the inflation.
Higher CPI readings in 2026 might not be bearish because it's going to be very hard for this Fed to raise rates given Trump and Warsh.
If they're going to just devalue the currency and let inflation and the AI boom run super hot, there's nowhere else to park your money but stocks and just hope the inflation settles down on its own.
[+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: hahaha South Korea fucked the memory bros. GG thanks for playing.
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: MU was at $90 this time last year, Lmao... 90
Even into last summer it got up to around $130 at it's peak for the summer but continued to flirt with 100.
Now it's in the 800 range.
What has changed to make it SO much more valuable?
[+7] u/SetRestart: Idc what Bers say, MU $1000 EOY
[+7] u/IllustratorHour1618: TACO let us down today.
[+7] u/Kindled808: Healthy cool off imo. Very chill with my position
[+7] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Rotating to value. Al is dead. Long live Cereal stocks
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Im mango'd the fuck out
[+7] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: "MSTR to the moon" he whispered softly as he put the fries in the bag
[+7] u/d3sp: Hope SLS dips back down from regards profit taking. Didn't have "capital" (port was red and too pussy to margin) and couldn't buy when it was 4.5
[+7] u/PulIthEld: just broke up with my gf, feelsbadman
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: I like my markets like i like my women: retarded and erect
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: They cant afford internet
[+7] u/27onfire: They're holding otm 1DTES cause that's all they got left..
Some compassion is necessary for these broke retards.
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: "I don't think about 🐻 financial situation"
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Just spent $20 at Shake Shack. I'm single handedly holding up the economy 😦🤌
[+6] u/Pluth: I got approved for futures! Third shift here I come.
[+6] u/No_Technician7914: Feeling bullish for tomorrow anyone else wanna yolo out of the money 0dte spy calls tomorrow?
- not a gay ber so it’s cool
[+6] u/brute-forced: US blocking China EVs that are cheaper and better than all US vehicles at the price point. No innovation in the current environment is going to be a tragedy
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Jesus fuck now why everything going back down??
[+6] u/ajibtunes: We should do circle jerks
[+6] u/Sumojoe118: I've earned more than OKLO in the last 3 months can I get 12 billion$????
[+6] u/-0x00000000: I had a chicken ceaser salad for dinner. Tomorrow it’s ramen broth.
[+6] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Not enough Bers have shown loss porn. So many posted puts here during the beginning of the war. COWARDS, SHOW PORN
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: What’s it called when you can’t stop doing something because of the dopamine hits even though it’s ruining your life
[+6] u/Kindled808: I remember SPY 300 crossing. You’d see the same comments. What a life man, what a life.
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: You guys need to chill tf out on these small dips on MU
If you can’t handle 1% swings AH, then you shouldn’t be holding it
[+6] u/ScytherDOTA: Asian markets are down, Mango going to china , thus he needs to pre manipulate market so he can brag, SPY 800 eow
[+6] u/DudeManBroGuy9: Who bought OKLO at $140. Show yourself
[+6] u/i_simp_f: These threads are the only thing holding the internet together
[+6] u/Stryker9110: MU will be $850 tomorrow and everyone will be complaining about how they could have bought today
[+5] u/CrackRocksCokeRules: SLS you are in rare form tonight!
[+5] u/DistrictObjective680: Literally every flight nowadays has internet
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: 51st state confirmed
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Was just thinking every woman I've ever been involved with has ghosted me eventually. 🫣
[+5] u/Any-Presentation5438: Yes, that’s why I sold my 500 stocks when it was at $80
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: I survived the 5/12/26 correction
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Silver is doing the thing again?
[+5] u/brute-forced: 3.8% inflation… and no global pandemic… hmm
[+5] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: The top is in. Short QQQ
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: So if you buy calls/puts a day before earnings, you're gaurenteed to lose to IV crush?
[+5] u/illegaltaco420: I trusted my fart too much and shit myself a little bit at work today.
I lost the battle.
[+5] u/fe2sio4: DGXX $15 end of week. Get in losers
[+5] u/ajibtunes: If u wanna be my gf u oughta have a car bro
[+5] u/tika_dengu: It’s our patriotic duty not to let MU sink, buy the dip
[+5] u/Instigator890: Why is there so many MU pussies bitching about 1% down
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: SOFI is such dog shit.
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: So ppi tomorrow good or bad ?
[+19] u/Independent_Wind1270: If you drive a Tesla, you're a loser
[+15] u/moonpoon1: I am the human manifestation of exit liquidity.
[+13] u/oldprecision: How the hell did the stock market work with a bunch of people screaming orders at each other in a room?
[+11] u/tombrady011235: Wow the GameStop crowd are really excited to vote yes on diluting their shares even after the deal was rejected
Why let your shares get diluted with no plan
[+11] u/AltcoinTraderNy: Mu to 1500 is not a meme
[+10] u/trsx5: Downvote if you know you're going to be a SNDK/MU bagholder for the rest of 2026 lmao
[+9] u/Fullflavourfruit: ASTS management still claim approximately 45 satellites by the end of the year.
New Glenn is grounded. ULA Vulcan is grounded. Falcon 9 is primarily used for starlink launches and is hard to get extra rides on.
This company is such a dog shit fraud.
[+9] u/Tommyd023: Hopefully that AH mu profit taking is settled up
[+9] u/tessie_trades: MU stop moving wierd
[+9] u/madcowdiseasereeee: ghey ber here. my port is 0 so there’s nothing you can say that will hurt my feewings
[+9] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: crackhead take: the government is purposefully spreading the lone star tick to get more people allergic to red meat in an effort to reduce demand for beef
this is to counter act inflation
SPY 1000 EOY
[+8] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: 🥭 saying he dgaf about your financial situation today was diabolical ngl. I enjoyed that 😂
[+8] u/SeniorVibeAnalyst: Inflation report is gonna be even more fake than usual
[+8] u/Fast-Steak-7730: It’s crazy to think if we touch 700 everyone is going to lose their minds when we were at 630 a little over a month ago
[+8] u/nknk_3: SAMSUNG ELECTRONICS AND ITS LABOR UNION FAILED TO REACH A WAGE AGREEMENT AFTER MARATHON NEGOTIATIONS, INCREASING THE RISK OF AN 18-DAY STRIKE THAT COULD DISRUPT GLOBAL SEMICONDUCTOR SUPPLY CHAINS AND AI-MEMORY CHIP PRODUCTION.
[+8] u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK: My mom locked me in the crawlspace under our house when I was 3
[+8] u/Tommyd023: Now im stuck watching sk and samsung on the Korean market because im really close to being margin called on DRAM
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Was asking Claude for some help choosing between 2 things. And mofo just called me out for asking a chatbot for a decision. Bruh is this the first case of clanker violence 😭
[+7] u/Loud-Television1271: If only I applied risk management principles to my portfolio similar to how I do at my job… 1 month ago all my $$ was in SGOV, today it’s in Mu weeklies 💀
[+7] u/SkoomaJunki3: When is this dumb China meeting? We should all have a watch party.
I got the tequila.
[+7] u/Kingmusk420: MU almost fully recover all its lost AH
[+7] u/Odd_Library_3953: Any one here a bourbon fan? 🥃
[+7] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: MU green by open lmao
[+7] u/C0up7: AI = wants more RAM
Samsung strike = less RAM produced
Lesser RAM supply = higher RAM prices
RAM stocks = 📈to the moon?
[+7] u/bigswordmeatlord: PPI bout to come in cold as a witches tit and send this jawn back to green where it belongs
[+7] u/mingesniffa6969: MU tried to stick its tongue in our ass twice today. That second was a sneaky Vietcong style attack out of nowhere
[+6] u/diunay_lomay_a: Damn, buying the dip and holding might not have been a smooth move.
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: when u write a banger tweet reply and u finally get 1 like and its an obvious porn bot
[+6] u/Lumbergh7: Gentlemen, I shall see you behind the dumpster. What went up yesterday went down today
[+6] u/OkEnd9276: What happens when the price of AI agents become more expensive than salaried workers
[+6] u/shocksquad: I can't be on my phone at work, so at lunch I bought spy calls and sold them before my break was over. Someone check my ego plz.
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Axios must have like 19 Nobel Peace Prizes atp
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: You guys having fun yet
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Market just ripped 2 years gains in 5 weeks. Now it’s sits here for the next two years while the insiders rotate under the surface with stocks.
[+6] u/Alone_Education_2530: How can I turn 16 cents in 200 dollars tomorrow. I asked this girl out on a date and proceeded to blow my port.
[+6] u/xeuropa: NBIS 200 tomorrow🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/Special-Age6210: we either live in a simulation or algorithms can pre-empt your next fucking thought
too many insane coincidences recently
[+6] u/Mindless-Mistake-885: I'm so fucking tired of MSFT. WAKE UP you pos!!
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: 3.8% core inflation actually means 4.8% minimum.
BOOKS ARE COOKED
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: The only reason the market reversed mid day was to fuck puts. Make no mistake we're still fucked
[+5] u/deben360: Honestly id rather MU be down overnight, it'll rally tomorrow 4 sure
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: I keep getting alerts for the 10 year. Fuck man
[+5] u/northdancer: Silver chart looks bullish as fuck
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: when my pa died i was relieved more than sad. since, that fact has haunted me more than the big gg itself. sorry but its true.
[+5] u/Gloomy_Necesary: Except RDDT investors
[+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: Drill team is back to work
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: I heard they’re remaking the Iliad. First off it’s not gonna have Achilles if Brad Pitt isn’t in it. second why is nobody talking about his brother?? He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles’ tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.
[+5] u/Particular-Long-7906: Think we all need to panic and freak out
[+5] u/kex06: MU pumping after hours
[+5] u/nknk_3: Help I am becoming fatter everyday
[+5] u/alexh22_: Remember few weeks ago when regards were posting “please one more bull run, I promise to take profits this time” meme? This is your time to take profits. Stop getting too cocky and too greedy.
[+5] u/Turtlesaur: Not really. Just because the index is down 1% doesn't mean some of these meme beta stocks didn't go down 10-11% today at noon
[+5] u/ThetaGrim: I've bag held crwd for so long it's become a long term capital gain fking gross
[+5] u/branikaldd: Sold Intel at 200%+
Happy but fomo kicking in
[+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: QQQ down 2% and everyone is PANICANS. Fartcoin can be down 50% and people be like BUY MORE. Crypto folks are a different breed
[+5] u/diunay_lomay_a: We drilling. No !!! Mu go up bitch
[+5] u/dabblesest: I like my gains like I like my women…
I don’t have any women.
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Bers still think you can find Mew under a truck in Pokémon Red/Blue
Edited. Thanks, fellow elder nerds.
[+5] u/syedhuda: rocket ship confirmed
[+5] u/netflix-ceo: Fuck it! BALLS DEEP IN SLS
[+5] u/ChristianM97: MU is absolutely thrashed by this Reddit if it’s not green every single day
[+5] u/n33k0h: QQQ to $715 tomorrow
[+5] u/RampantPrototyping: Silver up 17% in the past week alone
[+5] u/90sRiceWagon: Bought more MU right at the bottom, I am the nightmare of wolf street
[+5] u/moazzam0: Anyone mind explaining to me how the fuck oklo is worth $13 billion?
[+5] u/Inca-Vacation: I appreciated the $DRAM discount, thanks to those who made it happen.
[+5] u/No-Illustrator-7537: META is going to rip tomorrow
[+19] u/peterpeer9: If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open
[+15] u/prana_fish: JENSEN SEEN ON AIR FORCE ONE
NVDA PUMPS
[+14] u/Rocky_The_Champion: Today I saw a 24 year old male looking like he was about to cry because MU was down 4%. New investors are going to have a hard time with a real sell off.
[+12] u/literallyaPCgamer: Spy 1000 is only 26% away
[+11] u/AKNJ907: “I’m waiting for MU to pull back so I can buy in” > “top is in, it’s a bubble”
[+11] u/thefrozen_one: They want to pump the market before meeting in China
[+10] u/cryptohorn: AOC IS MOMMY.
There I said it
[+10] u/DriftMint: Last chance to buy MU before the rocket to 1000
[+10] u/SoloDragonGT: WE ARE FUCKING GREEN BOYS
[+10] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Bad night to be a ber, per usual
[+10] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: "I don't think about wsb regards financial situation"' - Donald Dump
[+9] u/Thick_Supermarket254: MU 900 EOW confirmed
[+9] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Im done being a ber, today was just a pullback, keep ripping calls
[+9] u/Metacog_Drivel: Tomorrow will probably be green af
[+8] u/StocksStormTrooper: Burry trying to crash the market again, he said to cash out of parabolic gaining stocks
[+8] u/wolfenstein734: All dips being bought on MU
[+8] u/boraboca: Good bless the great country of South Korea. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/ConclusionEven6917: looking good, 30yr yield over 5%, inflation almost at 4%, about 2 months of the Hormuz closed, all time concentration on equities, and markets are back to pumping in the AH after barely closing red. Gotta love the fomo.
[+8] u/trent_upscale: Helicoptering my junk rn
[+7] u/CPA-hole: I saw a boob one time
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: MU green whenever it wants
[+7] u/CJBlueNorther: Hey when are we supposed to get the tarrif checks in the mail? Or the DOGE checks? I really need them and 🥭 promised us.
[+7] u/ShitTheFuckDown: I farted and holy fuck I think I need some probiotics
[+7] u/Fit-Doubt4251: Jensen booked his flight on Spirit that’s why he was delayed in the announcements
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: Done being a bear
Lost so much money these past two weeks
[+7] u/RD_006: KOSPI pumping.
DRAM printing.
Eat Burry's tits, 🐻🏳️🌈
[+7] u/TShippy: DRAM must hit $60 tomorrow or I have to sell my wife
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: If gold is so expensive why can't people just 3d print it? Are they stupid?
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Burry is so desperate haha
[+6] u/meliboup: DRAM is now up 1%. Ha!
[+6] u/solid_snake1994: We pumping tomorrow 😎
[+6] u/kjl8921: Reddit auto clicks into ads when I’m scrolling through my feed. Fake engagement, fake user base numbers. Puts on RDDT
[+6] u/boraboca: I’m sure there is at least one person in the world who just found out about memory over the weekend bought big on Monday and then paper handed today
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: This idiot burry keeps spamming his BS theory on AI bubble, this loser got burnt heavily on Tesla in 2020-21 when Tesla went parabolic and now keeps coming back with the same old nonsense.
He tweeted sell on Jan 31 2023, since then qqq is up 120% and S&P is up 80%
[+6] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: Kospi is green, glory to the Chosun people, death to the northern pretenders.
[+6] u/BrainMale: When will Elon release full self driving for Air Force One
[+6] u/Serious-Grapefruit20: Bro doesnt higher inflation mean higher stock prices
[+5] u/Renovatio_Imperii: From +2% to -1.5% to +0.1%. Today is way too stressful for +0.1%.
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: Seeing as how shit is turning green rn, I’d like to retract all my bearish statements until the next red AH
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Remember when people were saying it was all over this morning
[+5] u/United-Hearing-8286: Lmao they really had me thinking my dram calls were toast an hour ago ☠️☠️
[+5] u/moorhound: Is this AH pump just because Jensen is hopping on the Gyna trip?
I don't know what everyone's expecting to come from this
[+5] u/fewthingsarerelated: Expecting big things from MU overnight
I'll be stoked with +3% at open tomorrow then I'll sell my calls
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: USO ATH would made me bigly in the green tomorrow, hold off on TACOS
[+5] u/prfz: I have msft calls expiring tomorrow and spy put……
[+5] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Highly doubt, a single thing or threat he states. It’s baseless at this point. The fact that the market can’t figure this out is astonishing to me.
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: #MY AUTISM IS BOUNDLESS
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[+5] u/Mockingburdz: Why is USO never on here 😭
[+5] u/zoidbergface90: Ok gey bers had their fun. Pamp it
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Fuk I almost bought the mu 1000 Jan 2027 leap for 12k earlier
[+5] u/WorkingHorror99: NVDA going to carry SPY and QQQ tomorrow
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: SOFI, META, MSFT, SHOP, RDDT, NFLX - Why are you gae?
[+5] u/moorhound: The most elite thing that could happen at this China meeting would be if 🥭 is talking shit during a presser and the Ayatollah's intro music starts playing
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Us golden dome is like 2 trilly
[+17] u/Jadeclone1: No Iranian taco today, Instead it was a Jensen taco. Never doubted taco tuesday
[+16] u/cowman711: Im financially ruined because of a leather jacket getting on a plane and your laughing
[+15] u/Accomplished_Lynx_69: RESUME MEMORY PUMP TOMORROW 9:30AM
[+13] u/hyroprotagonyst: Jensen is going to China. Hope you have nvda calls anon
[+13] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: This sub: MU AT $300 why would I buy that, MU at $700-$800 it’s a dip I’m going all in! lol
[+12] u/Ok-Attempt7425: Come on bulls. Let’s pound the fuck outta the bears.
[+11] u/Kimberlyw416: Call me crazy but I don’t think 🥭is bringing Jensen, Elon, and Tim Cook across the world to China to deliver bad news or come back with a negative outcome
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # If you didn’t buy DRAM calls you might ride the short bus to Wendy’s LMAO💀🤌
[+11] u/DoubleFamous5751: \*Boomers watching AI videos on full volume with no head phones\*
[+11] u/Jadeclone1: Jensen hops on the plane. NVDA breaks 222.3 resistance after hours. Earnings next week and PPI priced in after today's CPI. But bears still bearish???
[+9] u/xironically23: Turned 500 to 7000 and now I'm back at 500 over a stupid decision 😀
[+9] u/Popular_Song3371: Spy 1000+ after US and China announce merger of TrumpJinping
[+9] u/Professional_Con_007: Breaking news ive been spotted boarding Air Force One apparently they needed more highly regarded degens
[+9] u/Noble_Bastard: Gamestore bros in absolute shambles.
Turns out the same guy who raw dogged them at BBBY is going to do it all over again. Who could of seen that coming? LMAO.
[+9] u/GrandKnew: all the successful fat guys I know are not bald, and all the successful bald guys I know are not fat.
proof you can be one but not both.
[+8] u/geddyclaus: Lisa Su was chosen to stay back, as the designated survivor.
[+8] u/dreggminster: Full port NVDA, thank me later
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Bols and bers fighting but the real animal running the market is a Kangaroo LMAO🦘🤌
[+8] u/guzzledglizzy: I yearn for money and goth girls
[+8] u/ggRezy: Autistic intelligence
[+8] u/BillyShears2015: Because I bought a bunch of shares and want them to make me moneys? Is that the right answer boss?
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: China could do the funniest thing to the plane with most powerful people in America on it
[+7] u/thewaterb0yyyy: NVDA gonna rip and take this bitch higher
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: NVDA is going to be over 250 in a week and you don't have calls...
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Real ones know a bigger tech sell off will be after NVDA earnings
[+7] u/No_Bet_2764: 1000 can come in a single good day
[+7] u/AllTimeTy: I called myself a retard for tripling down on my NVDA calls today. I sure did show that fucking retard.
[+7] u/HighDINSLowStandards: This lady came to the hospital today with an abscess under one of her fat rolls. Turns out, her and her husband like to play “find the Oreo” and they never found that one.
[+7] u/Jordykins850: That Jensen was roped into trip means it’s already going poorly and it hasn’t even started yet 🤣
Gyna about to give admin a lil CBT me thinks 🫣
[+7] u/noahmfs: So tomorrow is the day the war is over and we vome to an agreement? And stocks go through the roof
[+7] u/unholy-confetti: Burry still shorting? Just let it go bruh
[+7] u/odity9: Was sweating my NVDA, now I feel very cool, very calm.
[+7] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Everyone’s celiac anyway these days, who cares
[+7] u/moonlanding12223: MU 850 EOW minimum, it refuses to stay down
[+6] u/Snowman33001: I could really use a 10Xing of my net worth right meow.
[+6] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: today would have been a great buy opportunity if i didn’t spend all my money on cocaine and legos
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Not to rain on bol semi parade... But when there's a steep selloff and then bounces a little, that can be a fakeout, ber profit taking, covering. Stocks bounce on the way down too. I don't know that a 4 hour pullback is sufficient here. But whatever, yolo in guess 👍
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: We gotta stop doubling housing price every 5 years
[+6] u/rottenfence: Wait.. Jensen went to 🇨🇳 with 🥭? Sheeesh if we get some positive news out of this visit the market is gonna rip
[+6] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: People who ~~say~~ type could of/would of instead of could have/would have are a special kind of stupid. Maybe they were dropped on their heads as babies.
Edited for clarity coz apparently no one else has seen people typing could of on reddit. 🙄
[+6] u/Evatend: My calls overnight is going to earn me a decent amount, I just wish I bought in at the right time, I should stop doing dumb limit orders when I'm busy at work
[+5] u/COOL_IG12: And then you wake up to your alarm,
[+5] u/Ok-Attempt7425: TSLA price prediction tomorrow: $449.75
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: fortune says ber is fuk
[+5] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: Bought puts at close for the first time in over 2 years. It was only few hundred though. Baby steps
[+5] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Wahaha fuck you bulls, we may actually get two red days in a row at this rate (I'm so fucking down on my position still)
[+5] u/CreativeMischief: WERE FUCKING GREEEEEN BOOYSSS
[+5] u/TheBreadMan10: Well. Tomorrow is looking hopeful.
Feels like I got fucked in the ass with a brick today 🧱
[+5] u/Cordwaining: MU was just pulling back the spring to $850
[+5] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Still need to see the VIX hit 20+ for this to possibly be the top, the move today didn't exactly inspire confidence in a downward continuation
[+5] u/ajs723: Hey guys, do you think that Nvidia will go down 7% immediately after earnings or that Nvidia will go down 7% immediately after earnings?
I actually think Nvidia will go down 7% immediately after earnings but I also think it's possible that Nvidia will go down 7% after earnings.
How are you weighing the possibility that Nvidia could go down 7% immediately after earnings, Nvidia could go down 7% immediately after earnings, or Nvidia could go down 7% immediately after earnings?
[+5] u/XxVarolzxX: Lmfao eBay saying the acquisition is “not viable.” Wdym it’s half cash half stock what’s not viable
[+5] u/seanws30: i think the problem is that he said its on the website but wasnt very clear on which one
[+5] u/Evatend: Just buy the dip it always wins no matter what, till it doesen't
[+5] u/lhbruen: Is it true JH is traveling to China with 🥭 now?
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Audemars boys in shambles
[+5] u/tiny_toof: I’m so tired of this. Why did I pick MU shares over RKLB.
[+5] u/chaos-chaos-chaos: Buying Rivian F MY LIFE
[+13] u/gentlesandwich: Burry has successfully predicted 13 out of the last 2 recessions. He's on a hot streak.
[+13] u/kemar7856: Zuck was left off the billionaire boys trip to China 🥲
[+11] u/Glittering_rolex_420: Sup baby, u need a new man 👀
[+10] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: What I'd like to see is my portfolio just blast off to like +700%, so when the -50% correction does happen, I have enough buffer to still come out on top.
[+10] u/pocketrocketss: MU PLEASE PUMP TOMORROW. I PROMISE I’LL BE NICE TO MY GIRLFRIEND
[+10] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Memory stocks will really be the death of bears
[+9] u/kemar7856: There's over a trillion dollars on mangos plane going to China
[+9] u/jonneh: If you're a CEO and not on that 🥭 plane I'm buying puts
[+9] u/CaiusRemus: Today at work, I encouraged my coworker to use AI to turn his word slop into something understandable. He refused. Not even the dumbest people are using AI at work. Shits a bubble.
[+9] u/summer_plays_: SPY PUMPING TO 765 TOMORROW
[+8] u/jonneh: 🥭 confirms Jensen on Air Force One with him to China NVDA $300 lfgooooo
[+8] u/pmotiveforce: You guys do realize Gyna doesn't want Jensen's chips anymore anyway, right?
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Fuck these guys for not taking Satya with them to China.
[+7] u/kemar7856: I used to check oil futures every night but now I realized the market doesn't give a fuck about it
[+7] u/dune2350: Dip on memory. Down 150k. Swapped all mu shares to 950calls. Let's see what tomorrow brings.
[+7] u/gm0ney88: LOL bears are fked and cucked again.
[+7] u/Bigb4nman: LONG NVDA CALLS AT OPEN YES SIR. THANK GOD JENSEN WENT ON 0DTE WEDNESDAY BABY!
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: Sold off a large portion of the MU position (100 shares) I picked up earlier today at $782. Picked these up at $739.70.
$4,229 profit on one name in one afternoon is pretty sick.
It truly is easier the more conviction and capital you're working with.
[+7] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Thank you Donny for pumping my nvidia calls
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine sitting there looking at NVDA $200 for weeks and buying HIMS, ASTS, and HOOD instead.
[+6] u/diefy7321: Lot of ungrateful bers in here for Donnie bestowing ath AGAIN lmaoooo
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Idc what you do, for your own sake, exercise
[+6] u/account-names: Randomly, I just remembered a peaceful moment during my kindergarten days. Life was so simple then
[+6] u/423fb631: Any of y’all dealing with allergies rn too
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: My nvda calls might not be cooked!
[+6] u/Nickzpic: MU with the V of the century. Sold my calls at -1% and purchased more at -10%.
[+6] u/ThatActuator3594: SPY 750 EOW or EOD 5/13
[+6] u/RJNavarrete: MU + NVDA still climbing. Historic.
[+6] u/A55BAG: Samsung opened -5% lower on strike fears, but is already green. Nothing stopping semis this week
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: I diamond handed like an idiot. AND IT PAID OFF
[+6] u/Tropicalfisher: Is that a euphemism for something
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Is my portfolio screwed?
[+6] u/xShiftfaced: See you Buls for the print tomorrow and the elevator shaft straight to h3ll
[+5] u/2keyed: Why has WOLF been going nuclear didn’t they just go bankrupt
[+5] u/e30jawn: The algos have massive fomo
[+5] u/Vlisa: Sometimes I'll go to the coffee shop, open my laptop, and put up some shit stock that's dropped 30% fullscreen. I'll put my hands on the back of heads and just look shocked and mutter, "I'm ruined," under my breath. I'm hope to inspire people to not do options and just buy low cost SP500 etfs instead. It's my way of giving back.
[+5] u/bicks789: So when is spy going back to 700
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: okay who bought SNDK at the top raise your hand
[+5] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: So what you're saying is... disregard all news and rationality and keep buying calls?
[+5] u/coloredzebra: Fuck...I cut my NVDA 225c's 1DTE exp at close had em for .37 each, and sold em for .85 a piece....
NVDA is at $225 OVN 😞😞😞
[+5] u/NewAccount428412: Will my port just go up forever
[+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: We bounced back because markets know this is Taco Tuesday and expect a TACO tweet after hours.
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: Jensen brushing up on his Chinese as we speak.
[+5] u/kumako10: Why doesn't he ever taco when I have calls?
[+18] u/Nubesrojas7: My Friday puts are so fucked
[+16] u/Totallynotfakenews: Turns out “Sell in May and go away” was ghey
[+13] u/neverseengreen: NVDA
TSLA
AAPL
BLK
BX
BA
C
GE
GS
MU
QCOM
These are the 🥭 port tickers, im gonna to throw $1k at each in my lame stock only account
[+12] u/RealThing24: Air Force One picked up Jensen in Alaska. Calls.
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: MU might reach 1000 this week.
[+12] u/I_am_Nerman: 20 trillion worth of CEO's on one plane to China is truly remarkable
[+11] u/PositiveEdge4361: 🥭 actually wrote ‘Tim Apple’
[+11] u/PositiveEdge4361: SPY to 800 tomorrow with China being announced as the 51st state
[+11] u/AgileHornet5960: All roads lead to SNDK
[+11] u/cryptohomunculus: They really do just use the first half of the week to make people panic sell. Shits more scripted than WWE.
[+11] u/Top-Meaning2626: That was a mighty cockslap in the morning
[+10] u/Micheal_Hancho: 🛑✋ STOP RIGHT THERE. PLEASE MAINTAIN A DISTANCE OF 6 FEET. I DO NOT WANT TO CATCH YOUR HENTAI VIRUS.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+10] u/Inevitable_Gainz: 1 in 20 people in the US is unemployed.
[+10] u/Dear-Hair5834: So full port calls tomorrow morning or what boys?
[+10] u/I_pop_Jardiance: MU said fk ur puts, bers
[+10] u/Left-Signature-5250: MSFT is no slouch today - already up 0.08%
[+9] u/username2571: If you didn’t buy the dip are you even trying?
[+9] u/More-Distribution-13: Also
AMD
INTC
MU
SNDK
easy plays there
[+9] u/Zealousideal-Work754: LET THE NVIDIA CALLS RUN OVERNIGHT ALL TIME HIGH NVIDIA TO 235!!!! 🚀🚀🚀
[+9] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude what the fuck dude. MSFT can't fucking go up to save its pathetic life.
Market absolutely booming hitting ATHs - MSFT shits the bed because everyone is rotating out of it.
Market goes down due to political or economic bad news - MSFT also fucking goes down because of course it does.
Jesus christ, I don't see how MSFT will ever fucking make it to break even for the fucking year.
[+9] u/SundayAMFN: and we're green. dip buying is such a mental disease lmfao
[+9] u/lovelylvyne: I can feel it, giga pump today
[+8] u/RoyalFail6: Genuinely holding RDDT this year with memory stocks pumping feels like Squidward watching SpongeBob and Patrick have fun outside from his window 😭
[+8] u/Inevitable_Gainz: The fact that mass layoffs, fast growing debt, highest loan defaults in history, insane gas prices, inflation rising rapidly and ai coming to steal everything from us is being perceived as bullish is utterly terrifying.
[+8] u/emanresuymsisihtolle: Big V tomorrow, so calls. 🥭 is in Asia RN
[+8] u/Green_Conclusion5792: Bers in utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter shambles
[+8] u/ekpn: Green futures baby. I hate bears
[+7] u/Dategmiot: Buy high sell low, right boys? 😎
[+7] u/Nubesrojas7: this month I’ve wasted like 3k on weekly puts. the indicators are such bullshit. As a 25yr old I’ve learned the market is retardedd
[+7] u/SniXSniPe: The ber population is nearly extinct
Now they crave tendies
[+6] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: All it took for the pump to continue was for leather jacket to board AF1
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Back to the usual “bears r fuk” episode
[+6] u/Castopliani: man, in ber markets this thread is a lot more interesting than this same "LMAO bers" shit over and over
[+6] u/DeHunter_54: What does this even mean
[+6] u/pinkerton_gov: Can never go down more than .2% but will pump a random day 2.00% on no news. Nice.
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: anyone bought MU when it dipped to near 700 ?
[+6] u/Green_Conclusion5792: Took out a loan and loaded to the tits
[+6] u/Thetatterer: Looks good, looks real good
[+6] u/Syotales: Bought some QS stock shares after some good news. High volume before close today and signs of aggressive call buying. It might take off like a rocket ship tomorrow.
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Watch MU go to 1000 after this china meeting their CEO attending
[+6] u/Descendant3999: Get in with SLS for a quick 20-30% gain
[+6] u/polodolo98: I hope oil rallies hard tonight and nukes the market tomorrow. Then all my profits can go to pumping gas.
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: Jane Street sucks yo
[+5] u/_Rexfest_: So close to buying NVDA calls. Instead went with oklo
[+5] u/SafeAcanthocephala81: INTC coming back up! If PPI does not blow it all, tomorrow is gonna be legendary!
[+5] u/_callcc: Apple is the best positioned of all the megacaps right now.
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: META please go to $630 at least by 5/15, I would really appreciate if you can got to $755 by 5/15
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: ‘Murica running out oil and we got re-acceleration of inflation
You still bullish, boys
[+5] u/Whatevs56: 2022 is coming for you.
[+16] u/S0Anon: Freak the fuck out and buy everything
[+14] u/Iunatic: This sub has become BuyMUat800StreetBets
[+14] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: MU going up at least 10% tmr
[+13] u/TheRealJohnOptions: And MU wept, for there were no more Ber to LMAO at
[+10] u/DryBicycle5629: Told my wife that I would take her on 4 fancy dinner dates while on our 10-day trip to Switzerland, turns out I can barely afford one…
[+9] u/uncsucks: Nonstop fucking pajama pump
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Nvda is gonna carry the rest of the market to a championship
[+9] u/TipEmpty8429: MSFT a good hedge against happiness
[+9] u/OpeDefinitely: been spending a lot of time in my attic rewiring my house
no evidence of any rodents up there but I'm definitely getting hantavirus. big hantavirus vibes.
cooked
[+9] u/OpeDefinitely: Taking Elmo to China is crazy.
[+9] u/jamisonf1: Sitting here off the penjamin making spy charts and trend lines that are rooted in little logic but act as confirmation bias to my calls
[+9] u/hermeskino715: Can't wait for April 2027 to take a complete shit all over this market
[+8] u/blemdemman: if you sold all your memory/semi stocks today you’re an idiot
[+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: So I need to trade my ass off everyday just to keep up with my MSFT losses
[+8] u/ShadowMoneyLurks: What a big, beautiful V today - wow
[+8] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Shook out all the paperhands. These days ain't for the weak.
[+8] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Can we keep pumping throughout the night and wake up to spy @750?
[+8] u/hermeskino715: CEOs in Gyna
Cook: We got phones
🇨🇳: We have our own fucking phones
Huang: We got chips
🇨🇳: We have our own fucking chips
Musk: We got EVs
🇨🇳: We have our own fucking EVs and working robots
Kelly: We got planes and military stuff
🇨🇳: Haha! This man has a woman's name
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: Why is Tim Apple on AF1 but not Bill Microsoft?
[+7] u/Throwaway_biglaw: 🥭 about to remove some tariffs
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Can Google wake tf up tmr and remember who it is
[+7] u/ForsakenRacism: Inflation is bullish
[+6] u/mehmilani: Aren't these guys like important people with schedules and shit? They just hop on a plane to gyna?
[+6] u/Mettabreaks: CPI was trash and everything recovers because the goon squad is going to China? I don't see how this erases doom and gloom but calls it is
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: My collars blue but my neck is red
[+5] u/india_pale_ayoo: Day 90 of MSFT gaping my butthole
[+5] u/rollinhating: 0.2% dump followed by 2 weeks of an average 1% pump/day, have been the way for 1,5 month..
[+5] u/Accurate-Flow8078: Damnit I only bought a small amount of DRAM yesterday
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Costa Kapothanasis (some dude in retail lube):
“Just got word Mobil and Shell have informed Costco and Walmart they have no packaged product to send them and to expect bare shelves in the motor oil section in a few weeks”
[+5] u/Trizzz-y: Did ya remember to buy calls at the top son?
[+15] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: My net worth is now $2T
(T= thousand)
[+14] u/wattap: buying every company with a ceo on that flight
[+14] u/yesnoanon123: Lmao yall remember those files? Sheeit I honestly started forgetting about them
[+13] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Nothing can bring the market down right now. Pretty crazy to watch
[+12] u/n1ck90z: mega pump incoming, bears are highly advised to run for the hills
[+10] u/NoProfessional4650: Tomorrow’s gonna be fucking wild lol. Massive shreks left and right after institutions rebalanced today
[+10] u/Sad-Literature-5341: She doesn't love you
[+8] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Euros about to step in and scoop up more MU
[+7] u/fundhdjdjksjs: 🥭: We’ve struck a deal - a glorious deal - some may even call it the best deal
[+7] u/ooommmnmmmooo: Depends
Calls on LATNA
[+7] u/Frequent_Ad7351: Jensen got the invite
[+6] u/tellit11: Finished my masters degree last June, received the diploma in the mail in August. I just opened the envelope this evening.
I’m retarded.
[+6] u/wattap: Mango is looking for a fat ghyna deal, load the boat
[+6] u/k3t4mine: I would like to point out that in 1999 the NASDAQ returned 102%, whilst the TTM PE Ratio went from \~54 to \~73. Meaning, mathematically, total actual booked earnings have to have risen 49% in 1999.
So anyone saying “this time is different because we have massive earnings growth” is retarded, and doesn’t understand CapEx cycles usually end with large EPS gains because CapEx is fully booked as revenue by receiving companies, but depreciated over 5-6 years by the spenders. It’s an illusion, an accounting phenomenon.
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: You told me watching Hentai was safe. How do I have a virus?
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Goth girls look hot in theory but in my head, they look like they smell of a week old sweat.
[+5] u/depression5000: tried to get some MU calls when its -7.5%, made a slightly lower bid than bid price, set an alarm before closing hours to buy it in case my bid doesnt hit, went to bed, it immediately recovers, and i didnt wake up to my alarm to buy , hate my timezone
[+5] u/Altair82: SK Hynix dip got bought real fast
[+5] u/RepresentativeSea583: Breaking: The actual Wall Street will be moved to Texas due to more favorable tax laws.
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: MU, SNDK, STX, WDC shooting up again.
This is what I call the eternal bubble :)
[+5] u/Neat_Database6685: Oh wow, I have 200 shares, didn’t even know their earnings were today, decent lol
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: 35 years ago when I was 8 years old, my 17 year old cousin made me watch “It.” It terrified me so bad, I developed OCD tenancies which persisted into adulthood. Honestly, I consider it a fond memory now. It was a bonding experience with him. Those two hours of pure terror were the closest I ever felt to him. I was the first-born among my siblings, he was the closest I had to a big brother. He died in a car accident at age 23.
Not sure why I told you guys that, but I did. I like “It” now.
[+5] u/New-Length5593: Buys calls bro, it’s already priced in.
[+5] u/JsonPun: We need so much memory it’s crazy we’re not talking 16gb per device but we need 1tb now per device, we got a long ways to go!!!
[+17] u/Sad_Impression4930: I lost everything, and I mean everything. From $200k to $60, because of my crippling gambling addiction from having a severely damaged prefrontal cortex, combined with mental health crises. I wish I was joking. I won't be able to afford rent nor student loan payments; I don't even have a job years after graduating.
[+16] u/ateranol: Most of my free time is spent on bagholding MSFT
[+14] u/poopyplayer69: where the mu bers from yesterday at?
[+13] u/ateranol: Stocks are pumping. Don't worry, not MSFT.
[+12] u/thrillho145: I remember when I got called a clown for buying LUNR at 11 and then the rocket fell over and I became a bagholder.
Look who's holding the bags now
[+11] u/softboiledjadepotato: Goodnight you princes of WSB, you regards of 0DTE
[+10] u/Thin_Response_2689: If this stays green like this and shreks even more at open I’m quitting options for life and retiring early
[+9] u/dontslambro: And just like that SPY futes and Nq are basically at all time highs again
[+9] u/Elforas_Tero: Am I seeing right? Bers got cucked again? ATH today AGAIN?
[+8] u/PrthReddits: Should've bought more mu on dip oops
[+8] u/iamjt: Fucks sake I actually doubled up on that spike
[+8] u/buy_high_sell_never: The president confirmed on TruthSocial that “Tim Apple” is one the plane 🤣
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: I had an option of MU, SNDK or HOOD back in January after offloading my nvda for a loss and I picked hood. So dumb as’f
[+8] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: too pussy to buy the dip is just keeping me poor this year
[+7] u/burnerAccountDuh24: After they crush earnings too
[+7] u/Thin_Response_2689: What are the chances DRAM call premiums increase the price held from yesterday
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: Whenever red, buy calls. That easy
[+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Depends on what time you bought
[+6] u/JasonMrazsHat: Trump is in China and gets back on Friday. Means a stalemate till then
[+6] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Everything pumping and I have to baghold LULU
[+6] u/sibalbyonshin: its time for MSFT to rally now that goodoldhold is liquidated
[+6] u/falling_knives: It only cares about rich consumers and they're doing better than fine.
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I can’t respect you If you keep a pet in your miserable small apartment solely for companionship and emotional support. Go lift some weights.
[+5] u/Competitive_Mix8330: Anyway to not gag while swallowing precum
[+5] u/reddit_rizzler102836: So happy I bought 4 shares of MU at $320 :)
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: when collapse. Me puts are ticking. Expires next week 😞
[+5] u/Alert-Marionberry57: Does the market not care about the consumer LOL
[+20] u/MaxEhrlich: Show of hands, who bought the MU dip yesterday 🤚
[+14] u/Kociolinho: Bols are so fucking mad at yesterday's bers' dump that they found the nuclear codes and launched rockets on them
[+12] u/KarlLachsfeld: MU CEO on China Trip, to the muuuuuun!
[+12] u/wafflepiezz: Bro memory stonks are free infinite money glitch holy fucking shit
Anybody who held puts overnight just got fucked
[+12] u/johnw100883: This is pure mania wtf
[+12] u/VesperGilchrist: How do I remove MSFT from the widget's left panel? That permanent red offends my sensibilities.
[+11] u/Ok-Run-8643: Back to normal. Everything fucking green except for you mr. MSFT.
[+11] u/vanceraa: It’s printing money out the fucking wazoo? Hello?
[+10] u/wdwentz93: STUNT ON THESE MF HOES MICRON
[+10] u/Yonderbeyonder: bought DRAM shares Monday.. felt bad yesterday.
bought DRAM calls at the dip yesterday.. lets fucking gooooo!!!
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: MU with a 15% swing in less than 24 hrs.
No biggie.
[+9] u/AccordingBee5821: MU above 800? Good god
[+9] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Bears celebrated a dip for ants yesterday now where are they
[+9] u/arob90: Thank god I bought the MU dip yesterday when the bers were shidding on it
[+9] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: This is going to be a generational pump
[+8] u/FoodCooker62: Straight back to meme town. All losses reversed within 24 hours
[+8] u/wilhelm96: MU casually destroying and recovering 121 billion in market cap over the last 13 hours with no underlying fundamental change. Thats like an entire Lockheed or Target. This is normal, right?
[+8] u/daedalus_dance: China isn't the answer bros. Literally declared a state target for 80% Semiconductor self sufficiency in march. Micron and Nvidia aint getting shit.
[+8] u/Chosoiii: Honest to god there’s probably a bunch of bers holding huge puts, quietly scrolling, looking at premarket, and shitting their pants hoping the market it won’t be as green as it looks rn. If you’re reading this, just know today will rip
[+8] u/foobangdao: mu calls at open!! today feels like a 10% kinda day
[+7] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: People are talking about MU and SNDK and INTC, but NVDA moving 2.5% on that kind of market cap is the real bullish indicator lmfao
[+7] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Did it just ATH premarket ? 😂
Guess spy 750 eod and 800 eom, just get in its free money
[+7] u/spookc46: So glad I was smart enough not to fomo into MU. SO. FUCKING. GLAD.
[+7] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Calls on LUNR gonna print
[+7] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Looks like hentavirus is fatal to bers
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: Why are bers even trying, it’s so obvious we are in the bull market, I don’t understand
[+7] u/kal14144: Because it’s made lots of people rich
[+6] u/Oldschoolhype2: As a former bear, did people really think market makers would let anything truly dump while 🥭 is in Gyna? Can you imagine how angry he would be at them if Xi made a comment about US market dumping?
[+6] u/Scribble_Box: Semis are so last week. All about that wheat now.
[+6] u/chaiza5599: If you ask this question yesterday, you will get roasted. Isn't it funny?
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: The sooner you realize fundamentals don’t matter in this market the richer you’ll be. Enough being poor bers, time you buy calls and see the light
[+6] u/wyudtix: Why are there so many MU bols in this sub?
[+6] u/GandalfTheHung1: Considering that in a single trading day it dropped $80 in a red market, after an already massive bull run, it STILL rallied $100, I'm not surprised
[+6] u/Hist0racle: Glad we got the May bear market out of the way. Back to green every day until NVDA earnings.
[+6] u/dandydaintydandelion: Sold my MU call before close cause I have no idea if it’ll go up or down at open. A bit sad if it goes up as much as premarket cause didn’t maximize gains but at least I still profit :D
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Today was ok. How about you?
[+16] u/OscarCapac: Who panic sold semis yesterday 😂
[+16] u/Appropriate_One_4273: At this point, we need a whole separate thread for crying MSFT baggies
[+15] u/MaleficentDistrict94: Killing myself for selling my nvidia and MU yesterday 😭😭
[+14] u/SilverPrivateer: Korea has gone woke.
I repeat, Korea has gone woke.
Deranged youth are sick and tired of 80 hour weeks and complaining.
Move all your money from Korean woke stocks to Japan where men are still men who work 12 hour days then drink with the boss!
[+13] u/staresinshamona: not me panic selling yesterday instead of buying more absolutely not me
[+13] u/demonhunterking: MU and SanDisk will be main beneficial of Samsung strike
[+13] u/AlphaLeader2: YOLO'd 30k in MU 750 and 800 calls yesterday towards close to bottom 5/15 exp. MU 1000 eow.
[+12] u/socrates4eva: I don’t own MU nor SDNK but I’m enjoying the parabolic rise. I don’t want the negativity of thinking it will end eventually.
[+12] u/ZealousidealSector19: Another day that MSFT holders wished they had picked MU instead
[+11] u/DuAbUiSai: Omg i am actually making money from MU!! It is really free money 😍.
[+11] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Someone here said I was crazy for buying MU yesterday lol
[+11] u/heikici: Market tried so hard for a -1% yesterday. Only for SPY to start the day at 740 LOL
[+11] u/whomakesthetendies: You just know 🥭 is going to parade an "agreement" by China to buy some soyboy beans from the US as a massive strategic win 😂😂😂
[+10] u/ecoburner87: Psychotically bullish in here today, some of you are foaming at the mouth looking for people to fight about green line going up forever
[+10] u/RightCut4940: Everything up msft down🤡🤡
[+9] u/ez399017: $MU back to printing
[+9] u/AGigatonicxs: i am buyng more mu calls idc
[+9] u/Sam_Vicious2: The only time I’ve lost money is when I was a bear… Never again
[+8] u/Acceptable_Office465: Just took profit for the first time this year, how much taxes do I owe on 98 dollars?
[+8] u/Tuanie1savagee: You guys overthink this shit , I have no clue what I'm doing and up over 30k in 2 months, just buy calls everyday on anything other than Microsoft lmao, (p.s please do it for at least 1dte, 0dte is money maker/breaker)
[+8] u/Alarmed_House23: MSFT should just close their business
[+8] u/Dull_Reply5229: Damn that premarket 📈🚀
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: #🥭 says he with get a deal with Iran "one way or another". That is not how it works bro 😭😂
[+8] u/NocturnalCereal: Bought 738 Put yesterday 2 mins before close, but sold it right away because i had a bad feeling. Saved my money so i can lose it today
[+8] u/TonyAngelinoOFAH: $MU is going to $1000
[+8] u/No_Zookeepergame_27: Semi correction over?
[+7] u/Airizom: Get ready for a bloody day bullz
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: Do i play pot of greed and get more MU? 👀
[+7] u/whomakesthetendies: Bulls about to realise they are stuck in an abusive relationship
[+7] u/Les7X: Bought MU. This is your signal to panic sell and get the fuck out of it. You'll see
[+7] u/CerebrumMortuus: Someone hook Satya and ship him to China, maybe this shit stock will pump for once
[+7] u/Large-Cantaloupe-460: wtf MSFT?!?! whats going on
[+6] u/idontcare111: All MSFT knows is down
[+6] u/Adome201: Calls at open praise be to allah
[+6] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: The fact everyone is talking about MU it means it's either a really good stock or we are all retarded. Which is it?
[+6] u/Buydipstothemoon: Both. This will crash but we all don't know when and how much.
[+5] u/narcteh: Of course msft, I am not surprised anymore
[+5] u/Knarre30: We recovered on absolutly no news. Incredible regarded strength