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[+11] u/hermeskino715: You're telling me SPY didn't close above a +0.5%!? It's fucking over
[+9] u/X_Y_Z807: The casino is still open
[+8] u/kriegkopf: yolo'd into ASTS into close
[+8] u/spectra444: https://preview.redd.it/engitu2vdk0h1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10a8b189ffe2228c05f2f310c291f1757676cea
Wow I’m regarded, I shall live to see another day. Tmw we pamp
[+7] u/tocinoman: I'm excited for the DRAM gap up
[+7] u/Sorry-Usual6906: I chickened out of asts calls I guess I’ll find out
[+6] u/ChickenYip: mods are regarded, market is still open. im still making moves today
[+6] u/financiallythriving: I told a joke so funny today that HR wants to hear it at 9am tomorrow morning
[+5] u/TheBreadMan10: If u whores led me astray on ASTS and hims it’s permanent friends off
Held off on asts all last week and finally caved.
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: ASTS please don't make me an investor 😞
[+5] u/CryptoTAGod: stripping the copper out of my walls to fund more MU calls
[+5] u/AdOk3638: # Bers still believe CPI will save their puts. LMAO🤌🏿
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Imagine feeling disappointed in a $50 pump in one day. It's me.
[+76] u/CerebrumMortuus: MU closes only +6.50% what a shit stock
[+29] u/Jesus-Musk: If ASTS hits $100, I'm buying a 911 Carrera 4 GTS
[+28] u/Legendary-Lemon: Can’t wait for ASTS to say they had a total revenue of 0$ and the stock to moon 30%.
[+23] u/Fine_Specialists: #ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+21] u/kodiaktfc: Had a very successful couple of months with a six figure gain, but decided to step away for a bit. I was becoming too fixated on the market and it started impacting my mental health, work, and relationship. Rolled the gains into my long term DCA investments and going to focus on myself for a while. Good luck everyone.
[+20] u/Jesus-Musk: Imagine a casino that closes at 4pm
[+19] u/fruitloop00001: Man I can't wait for ASTS to moon in a bit. Or to tank. Either way, at least I'll feel alive.
[+19] u/jerm2z: ASTS is the cuck that watches RKLB fuck
[+17] u/sadlittlewaffle: Everyone saying they bought ASTS calls makes me worry for my calls…
[+17] u/Iunatic: ASTS 100B dilution to acquire RKLB. Half cash half stock.
[+17] u/9tacos: Space company with no rocket lmao
[+16] u/teh_herper: Got MU 815c 4dte for 31.61 per contract no way this is the top right lmao
[+16] u/rwc5078: I lost $20000 on my googl puts
I meant to buy 20 and I bought 120
I belong here
[+15] u/Normal-Phase-1252: today was a filler episode
[+15] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Open the f\*cking earning call you crazy bastards. Praise be to ASTS
[+15] u/peopeopeopeo10: ASTS please rent wont get any cheaper
[+14] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: DRAM to $70! The week just started, baby!
[+14] u/Wowmuchrya: ASTS 72nd satellite launch fail but if they say “AI SATELLITE” stock will go to 500.
EARNINGS MATTER!
[+14] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Why isn't MU up 20%? Terrible day
[+14] u/Vlisa: Sorry, not buying your shilled ticket with three rocket emojis. Shoulda used four 😤😤😤
[+13] u/temporary-account-: Inflations is gonna come in hotter than expected and the market is just gonna start flying because MU jumps 35% in 2 seconds while everything else dies brutally
[+13] u/LouieM13: TRUMP: WE NEED MORE TARIFFS
(Believe it or not, calls)
[+13] u/Xzlk: 14 mil revenue on a $22B company?! How is this thing not flying?!
[+13] u/NiceOwner: China gonna capture the president, Larry fink, Elon musk, all the other trillionaires and the market gonna crash. They end game in one swoop
[+13] u/LowIllustrator245: remove the T on ASTS and what do we have? an ASS stock
[+13] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: START THE FUCKIN EARNINGS CALL $ASTS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!
[+13] u/Hungry-Kick1389: Lol you’d think ASTS were down 50% by the way people are talking. It goes up 20% people are like “yep” it goes down 6% everyone loses their minds
[+12] u/Paul_Robert_: Going to go buy a pizza, close the app, and just chill, knowing that the fate of my port will be decided by ASTS earnings.
[+12] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: sad I didn’t become a millionaire today
[+12] u/DrummerCompetitive20: LOL HIMS earning were ass. How is this not down 50%? LOL
[+12] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Anyone buying POET at $14 needs to be locked in a padded room for their own protection
[+12] u/Ble_h: Selling after hours should be illegal.
[+12] u/Iunatic: SPY waiting for ASTS earnings.
[+12] u/Kingmusk420: For the MU 🐻, you guys know the CEO of MU is going with Trump to China this week right?
[+12] u/RealPrinceZuko: ASTS blew up during take off it seems
[+12] u/potato111a: Iran waited 40 mins after market close to drop a statement so they can 🌮it before market open tmrow LMAO 🤌
[+12] u/Shoganai_Hito: ASTS Mgmt will begin today’s earnings call with:
“You can’t spell AI without ASTS SpaceMobile”
share will then surge 20%
[+12] u/RisingToMediocrity: I’m trying to jynx myself.
[+11] u/AirportMaterial5917: “Your limit order to sell 1x MU 1000c for 10000000.00 was cancelled”
[+11] u/PaulBaller24: Face ripper tomorrow or doom?
[+11] u/Jesus-Musk: GET THIS FUCKING PERMABEAR OFF MY SCREEN
[+11] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: "Why Sandisk (Not Micron) Could Be the Biggest Winner Of the AI Memory Era"
- the Motley Fool 30 minutes ago
MU to 1000 EOW
[+10] u/cbusoh66: ASTS had no business pumping with RKLB. A hype-filled company and blowhard management team that never met a single deadline while diluting nonstop. They're going against SpaceX, and now Amazon, and have to depend on both to launch their satellites. They're toast.
They promised to launch 5 times and put 15 satellites in orbit by end of March. They put zero, 1 in last 18 months, they need 90-248 to offer service.
ASTS has always been a sham, will eventually go bankrupt.
[+10] u/bigboyvapesinc: ASTS ride or die let’s go gamblers
[+10] u/Confident-Window4928: ASTS earnings? I wish I could earn me some ass tits
[+10] u/Xzlk: Ah, the classic HIMS miss and raise. Just like last quarter. Wonderful baggie stock
[+10] u/Ill-Ad1603: Another worthless day for MSFT bag holders 💼
[+10] u/Jesus-Musk: O ye of little faith. ASTS is going to $100 (Elon 8:26)
[+10] u/Confident-Window4928: ASTS earnings leaked
[+10] u/Delicious_Stomach278: People really acting like pre-revenue EPS asts matters, 5 pm guidance is everything
[+10] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: No ASTS nooooo! My calls!!!!
[+10] u/RoastedPeanuts1812: I’m over leveraged and it shows
[+10] u/cgonz15: ASTS dying is bullish for MU
\- Elite Ball Knower
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: What are you doing step ASTS??
[+9] u/purpleinme: SMCI and IREN got killed second half of the day.
[+9] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: I bought the top of Google on Friday. Sweet
[+9] u/BabyGrogu69: **My portfolio was up 23% at one point and then closed at 1.6%...**
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Bulls are statistically better people
[+9] u/Kingmusk420: I mean technically MU is considered red if it doesn’t go up at least 10%. We try again tomorrow
[+9] u/can4byss: https://preview.redd.it/i4ypzeccgk0h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2112c0af295d627c4dfa8cf8de9f3dfabe55adb
Imagine panicking about Iran
[+9] u/Wowmuchrya: STOCK GOING UP? TARGET RAISED!
Stock going LOWER? TARGET AT 0!
Now give me my ANALYST BONUS!
[+9] u/MrNo_Balls: why does FOMO feel worse than loses?
[+9] u/iBoughtYourCar: Sucks ass watching my MSFT shares do nothing while everything else rips
[+9] u/Sad-Substance8684: A lot of you greedy mofos gonna become members of the Value Investing subreddit in a few months
[+9] u/wyudtix: ASTS trying to decide whether it wants to pump or dump
[+9] u/SnooTomatoes2318: what does even ASTS do? i heard they put the stuff on wrong hole ? and iv crush option buyers
[+9] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Lmao asts will pull down whole space market tomorrow
[+9] u/idontcare111: ASTS just announced they will be renaming to AiST Spacemobile
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Do yall remember when the LUNR lander landed on its side lol
[+9] u/Cav829: Oh my god was ASTS using money as rocket fuel this quarter?
[+9] u/Iunatic: You can tell who is new here by seeing who references EPS when talking about ASTS -- wait for the call
[+9] u/Fieryhotsauce: ASTS died so RKLB could live
[+9] u/EnginrA: How are my ASTS 100c lookin?
[+9] u/mneymaker: Recipe for tomorrow “MU $850 Bon appetite”
1) 3.3 ounces of well cooked expected CPI
2) 10 article pieces about imminent Samsung strike and mediation failures
3) Last but not least mid day some good old traditional Tacos
4) Let it bake for 3 hours after open
5) enjoy your 100k’s profits on the family table
Source: The Regards Cookin Recipes
[+9] u/ThaddeusJP: People in here posting their portfolio is $2m+ and Burying the lede they were starting with $500k given to them by daddy.
Its like showing up to a six friends $50 poker buy in game with $27,000 in cash and walking out at night telling everyone "I won $250 tonight!"
[+9] u/_pout_: LOL ASTS. Those revenue numbers are impressively pathetic.
[+8] u/illinformed-will: Long USO and SPY
Yes that doesn't math but it prints anyway
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: If you haven’t figured it out by now, here’s the step by step play to make money in this market:
1.) Buy calls, sell when you get the Robinhood alert that they are up +25%
2.) Repeat step 1
[+8] u/callsonreddit: First time I bought options for earnings this year
Got HIMS put, ASTS call
[+8] u/Indra_Sx: Sigh, another day selling my calls at -50% only for it to end the day +100%
[+8] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: The adrenaline rush when you are full ported on ER day, it's smth regards out there will never experience
[+8] u/csklmf: fake ass temu space company got rug pulled
[+8] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: asts big missappointment
[+8] u/refrigeratorsHD: Why are we investing in space, there’s like an unlimited amount of it
[+8] u/fruitloop00001: ASTS results
• Revenue $15M vs Est. $37M
• EPS ($0.66) vs Est. ($0.20)
• Cash: $3.5B
2026 Guidance
• Revenue $175M vs Est. $181M
• Target of 45 satellites by end of 2026
RIP my calls.
[+8] u/CerebrumMortuus: Space is canceled pack it up ASTS
[+8] u/JayRoo83: ASTS moves double digits every day so this is basically normal so this point
[+8] u/bear_necessitees: sndk down 1%, it's joever
[+8] u/Thin_Cat8817: imagine thinking the space phone company was gonna moon. everyone knows aliens dont need cellphones
[+8] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: That’s what you get for throwing money at science projects before they even make any revenue LMAO
[+7] u/Separate_Asparagus94: Took 76k in losses from swing trading today. 140k to my name now. I will be only day trading moving forward, that is where my strength is. Not holding anything overnight. Today made 1200.
I was laid off. And I will be making a living doing this now. I’m good at it
[+7] u/Mr-Bonnet: TOMORROW
SPY ATH
OIL ATH
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Hims deflating faster than someone on Ozempic
[+7] u/Fit-Doubt4251: PLUG MY ASS WITH PLUGPOWER
[+7] u/Pluviophile_rain: Does asts even have earnings? What is this move
[+7] u/sturgill_and_co: ASTS hasn’t released earnings yet idiots
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: ASTS- “tis but a scratch”
[+7] u/HanjobSolo69: ASTS any day now would be nice... wtf
[+7] u/rioferdy838: Fucking HIMS. Everytime.
[+7] u/Extreme_Marketing865: ASTS premature pump the earnings are not until 5pm?
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Appropriate_Gap_5503 made a bet that SNDK would go to 1805.1908199999998 within **7 hours** when it was 1597.514 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 11 losses
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[+7] u/coolopinionlmao: don't fight the trend lads
[+7] u/callsonreddit: I intentionally bought 1 ASTS call so it’ll dump and I buy cheap tomorrow
[+7] u/pooterssssssssss: ASTS went from down 10% AH to down 6% in like 30 sec
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Who’s dick do I gotta suck to get in early on plays like SNDK, MU 😔😔
[+7] u/plugwalls: ASTS financials weeeeew
[+7] u/Crazy_Donkies: What, did ASTS bag holders just remember one needs satellites in space to stream space internet to therefore make revenue?
[+7] u/Thin_Cat8817: RIP to all ASsTurdS buyers
[+7] u/Rinolboss: How are ASTS earnings?
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Everyone is talking about ASTS.
Meanwhile, there was a 180 bagger on TSLA today.
$440 0DTE calls: $.05 at 10:40 am to $9.00 at 3:10 pm.
[+7] u/sturgill_and_co: You idiots don’t know shit. ASTS will roar back. This is just because of Blue Origins error in deploying their satellite
[+7] u/junkertin: 50 dollars otm calls till it doesn't work anymore
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Bro I made bank on HIMS and ASTS calls today but sold before market close 🤣💀
[+7] u/Cav829: I can't imagine much of a worse earnings report than ASTS just had.
ASTS Investors: Good thing we can't read.
\* I am an ASTS investor.
[+7] u/Significant_Speed854: I need a semiconductor name that isn't up 100-200% in the last month
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: My portfolio went up +59k on Friday and +36k today.
Surely tomorrow is a red day for me.
[+7] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: ASTS implied option move +/- 15%
Actual move? Flat.....
Thusly calls and poots are rekt.
[+7] u/Nailz92: $Q – semiconductor materials manufacturing, split of DuPont – have their earnings tomorrow.
Worth keeping a very close eye on that as its fundamentals are actually much more solid than even those flying far higher, and I would argue would be undervalued currently. Previously documented partner to Nvidia and (apparently) a supplier to AMD. Let’s see…
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Who woulda thunk ass tits will be the one to pop the bubble
[+7] u/GhostHashira427: I’m definitely loading up ASTS @ $50.
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: yolo’d $40k of MU $800c exp 15Jul today
Valhalla or Wendy’s this summer i will be
[+7] u/foamboardsbeerme: technical analysis is astrology for crayon eaters
[+7] u/PunchingAgreenbush: Rklb is not a meme lol
[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: BREAKING: CPI COMES FLAT 0% FOR REST OF THE YEAR :AXIOS
[+6] u/User_UnKn0wn00: ASTS TO 100$ please thank you
[+6] u/Blackesst: Need asts to pump so rklb can continue to pump
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: I have burned my account on MSFT 3 times since last year. I am stupid as fuck
[+6] u/MushroomStunning3947: hey mr dram wrong way
[+6] u/Pretty-Conference-85: Anyone missed out on DRAM today?
[+6] u/DCrebuilds: Absolutely obliterated today (somehow)
[+6] u/mwfguxckdyou: Believe it or not, calls.
[+6] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: HIMS dumping is the exact reason why I have it in my do not touch with a “ten ft pole” list
[+6] u/Bizonistic: HIMS, ASTS, RGTI, plenty of opportunities to go broke or go lambo
[+6] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: uh oh asts what are you doing
[+6] u/ArticleTerrible7621: ASTS lol, trying to flip green tho
[+6] u/Xzlk: Let’s go! Everything missed bigly. Should pump to the moon!
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Bonds are saying CPI gon be hot.
Anyway, MU $5k
[+6] u/Clappindemcheekies: Tomorrows headlines will be “Wallstreet stumbles over Hot CPI data and Iran uncertainty. SPY -.20%
[+6] u/Suavecore_: If nvda doesn't open tomorrow at 230 I'm suing
[+6] u/bdjdiJbxbxjs: I dipped my toes into amd calls eod. Let’s see if I lose money
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Pump ass to the tits 🚀
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: Shoulda loaded up on that POET dip ffs.
[+6] u/patmccock86: HIMS/HERS pronouns changed to MISS/LOSS
[+6] u/Relevant-Duty-5127: Love u plug thank u plug
[+6] u/Future_Light_8571: ASTS 100 would be cool
[+6] u/Zoloft5250: Can't go wrong investing in AssNtitties ASTS, it's the oldest profession
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/RisingToMediocrity made a bet that ASTS would go to 78.0 within **1 day** when it was 83.37 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 26 wins and 24 losses
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[+6] u/teh_herper: Damn dodged a nuke with ASTS lmao 🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/Xzlk: Hi, I’d like to buy some options.
Would you like to pick a direction?
Nope, just give it to Citadel.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Called it. Sorry ASTS bros. Lmao
[+6] u/AeneasKurtz: Today I literally traded $50k keeping $0 open for a net of -$7. I don't know what happens to me but ever since I tried to recover from being -$20k down to -$15k now I'm hesitant to leave any position open for a loss, even a small loss of -$50 because I think I'm going to break a new low while the rest of you are winning by 100x weekly
[+6] u/4DH2: Houston, dump it! 👨🚀
[+6] u/pandarofl: ASTS CEO said the N word
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: MU will avenge you ASTS 🔪
[+6] u/Jesus-Musk: YOU SPOKE TOO SOON ASTS IS LAZARUS
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Embarrassing ASTS, all the other space stocks soared on earnings. Selling this trash asap
[+6] u/nateyp123: Don’t worry it’ll be green by open
[+6] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: WE NEED MORE TARIFFS
✅️ When a country resorts to import tariffs specifically to service sovereign debt, this reflects a failure of broader revenue mechanisms. The country is already in or near fiscal breakdown, and the currency is likely to collapse within a short window.
[+6] u/f0xinaround: oh man do not go to the asts subreddit. Rough in there :(
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/Evander85 made a bet that HIMS would go to 25.82 within **1 day** when it was 30.38 and it did, congrats autist.
Their record is now 6 wins and 16 losses
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[+6] u/v270: Reminder that after hours is fake.
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Damn it ASTS. Even without gravity they find a way to do nasty things to my anoos.
[+6] u/DryBicycle5629: #I sure hope some of that ASTS money flows into MSFT 😭💔
[+6] u/n0-THiIS-IS-pAtRIck: annnnddd like that all the ASTS bag holders will cry themselves to sleep
[+6] u/jeanx22: Why is SMCI being sold so hard? After reporting good earnings/margins while having a moderate valuation?
Super Micro Cock wtf is wrong with you.
[+6] u/9tacos: Rocketless space company. This ain’t the same shit as being fabless
[+6] u/kumako10: wow what a big earnings day for meme stocks
[+6] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TeslaLeafBlower** bet **TSLA** goes from **444.69** to **419.0** before **12-May-2026 04:01 PM EDT**
Their record is 2 wins and 192 losses.
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[+5] u/sturgill_and_co: ASTS earnings call is extremely positive. I’ll be buying more shares at open
[+5] u/Jesus-Musk: ASTS earnings call hasnt even happened yet, im loading up, just like Jesus told me to
[+5] u/Single-Adeptness-769: NVDA I need a lot more tomorrow
[+5] u/HanjobSolo69: A little early mods...not the first time you came early though is it?
[+5] u/cobalt4: My move tomorrow is going to be crying in the casino
[+5] u/National-Log5203: Absolute bloodbath in medtech stocks ever since February
[+5] u/Mr-Bonnet: MADE $290
WATCH OUT WARREN BUFFETT
[+5] u/Wind_Ensemble: Opened up student loan account because I've been scared to look at it. Proceeded to have mental breakdown at desk. I really need to get professional help.
The stories of success here are so addictive and so alluring, I'm literally not capable of resisting the temptation of things and trying to gamble my way up to being worth $0 net. It's shameful, but true. I might downgrade to a dumb phone so that I can't gamble so easily. I guess this is what alcoholics feel like with booze.
Good luck to you fellas making the big bucks out there, keep up the good work. 💪💸
[+5] u/Nateleb1234: Another blood red day for meta. Fuck. My. Life. For thinking meta was a good company and was growing. Their earnings are apparently awful. They don't make enough money apparently. Wtf
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: BAG7 bleeding. Who is going to pay for RAM?!?!?
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: CPI is expected to come at 3.7 while it was 3.3 actual last month so I don't see this dragging us down, it's already revised higher
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Just one more good day MU and QCOM
[+5] u/-user222: apparently everyone is bullish on asts, should’ve bought puts
[+5] u/Jesus-Musk: ASTS to going to blow through estimates top and bottom line
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: At first I was mad at GOOG then I zoomed out.
[+5] u/ayashifx55: Crazy how the bots can just buy and sell millions of volumes in AH in 0.1 second after earning is out lol
[+5] u/SwearImNOTacuck: Sitting on 925 shares of ASTS. Need to round it off at 1000
[+5] u/jeffynihao: HIMS should absolutely be back at $15. They're nothing without glp1
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: Can DRAM do something tomorrow? I made -40 bucks today lmao. $450 on oil and then lost on my new Intel and Dram calls. They were rugging sideways my basterdd
[+5] u/widerdog: Tomorrow either I do the banging or get gangbanged in the ass raw
[+5] u/Kilomike8993: Oh my god this guy again 🙄
[+5] u/AccidentBig5890: Is holding mu through cpi regarded?
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Asts fam I hope you eat and invest your profits into Semis
[+5] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: The Earth is flat. I'm shorting space stocks. The truth will soon be revealed
[+5] u/Bizonistic: This casino sucks, time to head downstairs to Vegas casinos to double my losses
[+5] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Chats hot for ASTS, not good.
[+5] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Tesla pumped to 400 P/E on declining revenues because... Elon is going on vacation to China?. Legalized fraud market.
Everything is fake and nothing makes sense anymore. We are so headed for a crash.
[+5] u/Xzlk: Let’s go RGTI! 7 billion dollar company with 4 million in revenue!!!! You can’t find this value anywhere!!!!
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: RKLB dipped after earnings before breaking through the stratosphere. I believe in the little ASTS that could.
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: I base my investment decisions on what would Rio da yung OG do
[+5] u/Tim_Riggins_: Did I time the top? Find out tomorrow
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: today was basically black monday
[+5] u/GrandKnew: I drank a Panera Spiked Lemonade and immediately felt the desire to shoot up a corner store and buy fent
[+5] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Everyone and their mom had ASTS calls, surely itll hit
[+5] u/Xzlk: MU only up 7%? What in the Great Depression 2
[+5] u/xlaco: Fck HIMs fck them All
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: ASTS put the pump on its back we going to Pluto tomorrow 🚀
[+5] u/Covid2027: Butt $PLUG guy was right
[+5] u/vermilli21: ASTS is pricing for a 12-15% move…wtf is this
[+5] u/djklmnop: HIMS missed earnings so badly I had to scroll two pages down to find the red dot.
[+5] u/Jesus-Musk: LETS GO ASTS GANG MAN UP
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: sing the MU mix song
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: The United Arab Emirates has secretly carried out military strikes on Iran. The strikes includes an attack on a refinery on Iran’s Lavan Island. -WSJ
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Stop the count! Damn!
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Asts missing orbit just like their satellites
[+5] u/SlothsonSpeed: !banbet SPY -1.7% 2d
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: ASTS not called ASS is a big missed opportunity. Puts it is.
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Can someone summarize ASTS earnings
Thinking to buy shares now or tomorrow
[+5] u/vermilli21: Prey it holds 75 cause that’s a long way down to 65
[+5] u/ButtExterminator: I am just never wrong, a fucking wizard
[+5] u/PrizeAccountant1586: WHY DID I FULL PORT MSFT INSTEAD OF BUYING SNDK CALLS
[+5] u/Haunting_Ad_6021: Hantavirus sounds like something a ghost would catch
[+5] u/uncsucks: Core cpi will come in at 0.6% m/m tomorrow and SPY will probably still shrug it off and go up 0.7% since nothing makes sense anymore and everything is retarded
[+5] u/samwehl: Rugetti shouldn’t even be trading over $1 let alone 20 🥴
[+5] u/StandardChaseScene: I'm finally doing that SOXL shuffle on the dance floor. I want to keep day trading individual stuff too but was really lucky to have made $1.02 with SNDK/SNDQ today instead of losing anything.
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Im a buyer of asts at $10
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Pull up ASTS pull UP!!!!
[+5] u/Accomplished_Cell428: Just a reminder, RKLB dumped and pumped last Thursday after earning.
[+5] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: I am officially a MRAM bag holder
[+5] u/Suavecore_: I'll admit that sometimes when I refer to 🥭 outside of this subreddit, I call him Mango (also funny that the political warning pops up if you type out mango)
[+5] u/sturgill_and_co: ASTS already reversing lmaooooo
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: MU larger market cap than JPM 😆
[+5] u/Separate_Asparagus94: I just truly don’t understand how people swing trade options successfully holy shit.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: ASTS will be 120 before MSFT 450....
[+5] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: Lol I sold MU $700 calls for this week for $200 profit.
[+5] u/bigswordmeatlord: Wait for earnings call, EPS doesn’t mean anything when you’re looking at companies that already have negative EPS
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Alright market now pump my shit
[+5] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: Guys ASTS is a pre revenue company. Rev literally means nothing at this stage. Wait for EC and you’ll be surprised
[+5] u/Thin_Cat8817: "I'm bearish"
\>makes a super bullish statement
Okay bud
[+32] u/WSB-mods-are-: I made $38 today. Which may not seem like much, but that's more than ASTS made this whole quarter 😂
[+22] u/31andnotdone: in another reality you have a spouse and a dog and you're all in the kitchen making dinner together
but in this reality you have a gambling problem and crippling loneliness
[+22] u/Gom_KBull: # Congrats to all the ApeStop cucks who held on patiently
# to reach the same value as June 2023!
[+22] u/thrillho145: Asts you piece of shit
[+21] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: I don't get it. Why wouldn't they just say AI AI a couple of times in ASTS guidance call?
[+19] u/need20goodmen: ASTS announce they are going to increase the number of satellites launched next year by infinity (going from 0 to 1)
[+16] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Half cash, half shitcoin rugpull.
[+15] u/AgitatedJump8459: Mu 850 tomorrow, 1000’end of the week
[+15] u/callmeladygrey: ASTS at levels not seen since….Friday.
[+15] u/soyeahiknow: ASTS guidance is still targeting 150M revenue with only q1 of 14m?
[+14] u/OkBandicoot9286: I sell off my RKLB shares early prior to their earnings and it sky rockets after. I buy some shares of ASTS prior to theirs and it dumps🙂👍
[+13] u/oliver2022: well, I guess im a ASTS bagholder now
[+13] u/Stack_Johnson: Lord, I’ve seen what you’ve done for other people, and I want you to take it away 🙏
[+13] u/Nysyk: Shame on crypto scammers to target the disabled
[+12] u/bad_detectiv3: I’m contemplating if MU still has juice 🧃
I kinda wanna throw 100k tomorrow into it
[+12] u/All_FIREdUp: Just got home from a cruise and I’ve never been so sick in my damn life and now I have to fly back to my home state 😷🤮
[+12] u/wickedbeats: bro ASTS subtly confirmed they are doing AI edge compute in space.
that would explain why META visited them last month
datacenters in space
[+12] u/kim82352: SNDK only needs to grow one more year like the previous one to become a $10T company.
[+12] u/AdCritical5383: **Pro-tip:** Remove the LinkedIn url from your email signature and replace it with your wife’s OnlyFans url.
[+11] u/Tommyd023: If samsung is 25% of dram, what happens when the samsung strike happens on May 21st?
[+11] u/Dakhnas: just buy $DRAM and chill
[+11] u/severed02: Ber win rate is so low, the one time they were right, they made a movie about it.
[+11] u/boycottredditmgmt: Say what you will about GameStop. But dfv make Ryan Cohen looks like a pathetic cuck.
One tweet and he moves the stock price more than whatever shit Ryan Cohen has been trying for years
[+11] u/DEElightful92: Did someone hack RoaringKitty?
[+11] u/XxVarolzxX: MU only up 6% instead of 16% clearly the market is crashing
[+11] u/big-mo: Apes were exit liquidity lmao
[+10] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Michael is losing all his money.
[+10] u/SomePolack: I’m such a bear I’d rather sell puts than buy calls
[+10] u/billppp: Jesus Christ you morons. The Twitter account posted a shit coin address. It's been hacked or sold to shitbags
Have fun losing money (again)
[+10] u/likeabosstroll: I think red wire and ASTS rip tomorrow. It’s pretty obvious actually. I own shares in both
[+10] u/le_pedal: apes, wow that was a super exciting 17 minutes - congrats.
[+10] u/fish_: if this sub becomes ape emojis again we should just shut it down
[+10] u/Ill_Station_6165: Exit liquidity-Monday
Stop-loss/Cover-your-ass-Tues
Panic-hodl-wed
Panic-selling-thur
Loss-porn-fri
[+10] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Gameslop investors are easily dumber than berz.
[+10] u/Shoty6966-_-: Thought plug was a weed stock when I bought it
[+10] u/dinglebarryb0nds: The Pope is brothers with Pauly Walnuts. The sopranos guy
Anyway, 4 dollars a pound
[+10] u/Practical_Fix_7214: Haven’t played earnings in 5 years and the one time I do it’s $hims today lmao
It’s comical ATP
[+10] u/mayorolivia: Sandisk flat today which means it pumps 20% tomorrow
[+10] u/Nubesrojas7: Meanwhile most gamestore degens have been holding for 6 years while everything around them has 2x 😂😂
[+10] u/br0botic: Ima keep it 100 chat I got rekt today
[+9] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Reddit will pump 20% on news of returning custom emotes
[+9] u/patricktu1258: Imagine choosing ASTS over RKLB
[+9] u/Fkn1v1mem8: tomorrow i will drop 6k on 2$ OTM spy call at 930 and sell at 945 tripling my investment. i will do this every day until i lose it all and blame rigged markets.
[+9] u/FutureSage: Not to be dramatic but I need to wake up to MU at 850 or I’ll be sick .
[+9] u/wickedbeats: Algos and idiots are freaking out because ASTS "mIsSeD rEvENue"... even though they are pre rev.
then on the EC they basically confirm they are working on AI compute in space, to be integrated this year....
the fact that META visited ASTS last month makes me believe ASTS and META will partner to deploy AI datacenters in space.
[+9] u/hallett21: 30-40 million the new SPY average volume. Even though it rises 5% every week.
[+9] u/freegimmethree: Dick pills and rockets will be the death of me.
[+9] u/GonnaBeWealthy: lol wow they are diluting to 2.5 billion shares
[+9] u/No_Stand5622: Half cash, half shareholders cash
[+9] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Gen Z needs to start drinking more alcohol
[+8] u/dogs_and_stuff: “Trump takes Elon to China with him”….
lmao. I’m picturing the scene from Step Brothers when they walk in for their interview
[+8] u/ItalianStallion9069: Getting real sick of meta and msft. Shouldve just bought voo at this point
[+8] u/QuantrixQuintrix: People learning on earnings call ASTS makes satellites and not rockets. Guaranteed lmao
[+8] u/IRunFast24: $ASTS with a $30 billion on market cap on about $200 million annual revenue. Very healthy market.
[+8] u/bigfan49: I can buy asts again tomorrow yippee!!
[+8] u/tootnanner: No matter my account size here is my strategy. And yes it is the secret sauce in this regarded market.
I put 500 bucks on super out the money puts/calls on highly volatile stocks.
Just for example I made 90k off 500 on poet when it dumped 50%.
I also made 30k on iren yesterday.
Dont go regard. 500 bucks pays big when you win and you can play a whole shit load of shitty stocks if you have a decent account and risk 10% of capital in play at a time total.
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: This dude from Edwards Jones cold called me to sell me shit, saying he has all these qualifications to give investment advice
Me: Qualifications? What is your WSB user name? How many federal criminal investigations are you under? If none, then you don't know how to make money 😤
[+8] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf of course when I finally decide to go all in on MU calls, it just tanks for no reason.
[+8] u/tikimandude: 🥭 logic on war:
"Venezuela was a success! We got to continue this momentum. Attack Iran!"
"Damn Iran was a shitshow and a huge loss. I need a win here... Attack Cuba!"
[+8] u/SomePolack: Only question is does ASTS bounce hard tomorrow or bleed out this week?
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: Solid pump and dump by gamecock
[+8] u/iwalkingRedFlagxd: Cash feels so good after taking an exorbitant amount of risk and winning
[+8] u/Yonderbeyonder: what is this hentai virus going around?
[+8] u/legible_print: Who is gambling on earnings calls?
[+8] u/randomnameforwe: They're saying 🍊 wil "give an announcement on resumption of war in one way or another." Motherfuckers are setting up the most obvious 🌮 yet and the market will still fall for it and punp to the fucking moon when tomorrow it's announced that they won't resume the war. Fucking ridiculous
[+8] u/PROMlSED: DFV account getting hacked to orchestrate a pump n dump is not what I had on my bingo card LMAO
[+8] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Gameslop is cooked, it’s completely over for all of the baggies. Will Wendy’s even hire them at this point?
[+8] u/Ok_Interview_5809: I was in rklb and Reddit but I was MUcurious and once I dipped my toe in it boy did i like it! I’m a flaming Muer now. I even got the dog accessory and short shorts
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: Reason why the market went up today:
Gas prices yesterday: $4.522
Gas prices today: $4.520
[+7] u/mangofruitdude: You can be 100% sure that the asts managment finds a way to make the earnings look like a win. The are experts in hyping and bullshiting
[+7] u/barbpatch: We're gonna launch 20 satellites this year. It takes us 6 months to launch one, maybe, but whatever.
[+7] u/Wide-Contribution-29: If you bought ASTS calls before earnings, I hope you also bought some lube. So far down 8% after hours.
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Buying tf out of this ASTS dip
[+7] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Mr Burry has been shorting the market since 2008 and bears pray to him like a god. Bunch of regards, the whole lot of em.
[+7] u/Yonderbeyonder: Ive lost every NVDA earnings I play..
I’m going to play this one
[+7] u/tiny_toof: I get back in after being cash gang for 2 months and its dumping
[+7] u/bigfan49: Cmon ASTS act like my girlfriend’s birthday gift depends on it
[+7] u/HolographicHeart: ASTS will end up acquired by Google, Amazon or SpaceX at this rate. These regards have no idea what they're doing anymore and the cult following refuses to hold their feet to the fire.
[+7] u/Knarre30: ASTS gonna pull the same move than every other stock in this market. You may like it, you may dont but it will V
[+7] u/Big_Skill_9964: Can MSFT join the party already please?
[+7] u/Inevitable_Gainz: HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK.
[+7] u/DebtOk4461: My favorite Kitty is back.....
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #If you are not in chip stocks why do you hate money? LMAO🤌
[+7] u/golfbumyo: Hentai virus cannot spread cuz it kills too quickly
[+7] u/golfbumyo: Mu to $1000 before a pullback
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: Stop trying to time the reversal, just wait for confirmation, its ok if you miss the first several %.
Newbs....
[+7] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/n5jynx48uk0h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=711b27b113001627be1ddbdff9c4f1e957b17a57
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: lol, surely he’s been hacked
[+7] u/Nubesrojas7: my SPY puts are so fucked this Friday
[+7] u/Unemployable1593: it’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message
[+7] u/ukweeve: datacentres in space... oh okay... now I feel great about my fckin ASTS losses
[+7] u/hallett21: I need SPY to be +2% tomorrow
[+7] u/billppp: We need to allow shitcoin loss porn from all of the apes who made a terrible decision today
[+7] u/RichardSantelli: some good ROI in hacking twitter accounts
[+7] u/lilordeo: top is in, bulls will know suffering now
[+7] u/Inevitable_Gainz: They rugged the coin IMMEDIATELY LMAOOOO
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Cant wait for these cooked up cpi numbers. Gonna send us into orbit.
[+7] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Today is the top until tomorrow
[+7] u/ercanbas: Took two DRAM to relax.
[+7] u/billppp: Can I buy the shares from the upcoming dilution?
Apes are loser cucks
[+7] u/whitepug: Bearish af sell everything 😭
[+6] u/Affectionate-Drop689: half cash half stocks
[+6] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Watch the ASTS chart after 5pm, that’s all I have to say.
[+6] u/yc80s: Wtf is happening with nokia
[+6] u/Jazz123cz: PLUG. One of the most heavily shorted stocks. Short sellers are nervous. Could be fun.
[+6] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: The third time I've nuked my HSA 💀💀💀
Edit: I should have about $618 left. Open to suggestions 🙃
[+6] u/SlfImpr: $ASTS
BLOOMBERG: Championed by a guru known simply as the Kook, the satellite company $ASTS has become one of the world's most expensive stocks.
Market cap = $32 billion, despite the fact that its annual revenue, at $71 million, is just a fraction!!
[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2026-05-08/spacex-rival-ast-spacemobile-asts-proves-meme-stock-mania-is-back](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2026-05-08/spacex-rival-ast-spacemobile-asts-proves-meme-stock-mania-is-back)
[+6] u/Apocalyptic-Post: Ah shit, DFV just posted
[+6] u/aaapod: wtf just happened to gamestonk
[+6] u/onDetop: we
are
so
FUCKING
BACK
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: 😂😂😂 “why micron dumping?” Its down 0,65%. Chill out and get cash ready for more dip buying pussy
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: Gme store cat guy is pumping a pump coin
[+6] u/kyndrid_: Guess im out 2k from ASTS oh well
[+6] u/CelebrationDapper911: are all american traders/investors just loading up on SOXL, DRAM & RKLB? living in australia and seeing these stocks pop is why america is made to win
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I just spent 4 hours troubleshooting my printer. I'm ready to work for NVDA.
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: Wow wow Wow! RGTI is garbage! ($6.8B market cap)
-- Total revenues for the three months ended March 31, 2026 were $4.4
million
-- Operating loss for the three months ended March 31, 2026 was $26.0
million
[+6] u/Still_Ad8888: Got in ASTX friday for a quick 15% pump then exited before close, feels good.
[+6] u/ChinCheckUrFartBox: Expected -.21. Came in at -.66 🤣
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: I got a much higher education than my parents but they bought a house at my age and I found Pokemon cards at Target yesterday.
[+6] u/DeepestWinterBlue: All of them crashing after hours.
[+6] u/solidsneeze: It's not gambling, it's predicting
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: You all see the bubble about to pop too right?
I know it's been a lot of "Oh this is it. Oh actually this it." But QQQ went from $558 to $712 in less than 2 months.
Thinking of grabbing July 17 $600 QQQ Puts with my IWM $200s. 🤔
How high on the spectrum is the above opinion Regarded?
[+6] u/dakdude: SOXL and chill + DRAM calls
[+6] u/legible_print: I took profits today and it felt so boring I almost went to the casino downtown
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: The worst move 🥭 could make w/r/t Iran is doing nothing until after the China visit. So, naturally, he will do nothing until after the China visit.
[+6] u/lookachoo: Got some PLUG options. Definitely looks squeezable now considering the price action after hours.
~26% of the float is sold short (~343.5 million shares) and according to Fintel the Off-Exchange short volume ratio is ~59% (~16.5 million shares).
[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: Am I retarded or genius for selling Jan 2027 leaps, to fund calls on MU?
[+6] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: Strong 2020 vibes. Mngo, hantavirus, roaring kitty
Let's make money this time!!!!
[+6] u/ShrimpieAC: Makes sense MSFT is ass. Copilot has to be the shittiest LLM I’ve ever used.
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: What top are we buying tomorrow?
[+6] u/dragonilly: MVST on a suicide mission.
[+6] u/DeviantDougy: What happened to all the sound hound short squeeze pumpers lol
[+6] u/Affectionate-Drop689: MU
sandisk
intel
dram
what else???
[+6] u/jroth55: Yo where is that MVST guy 😅
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: If you need some free entertainment, go read the MU Stock subreddit.
[+6] u/moorhound: "I EFEN EIT AT MCDOHOLS AN KEY-EFF-SEE"
[+6] u/hallett21: Absolutely not. Disgusting.
[+6] u/isukforfree: He never comming back to save your bags lmao
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: #> Hi, Claude. Ber-bro here. Should I pay child support or rent first?
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: if my GOPRO $3 calls cash this will be insane
[+5] u/Particular-Long-7906: How is poet doing that after losing a partner and getting sued
[+5] u/DarkR124: ASTS going to bring the whole space sector red tomorrow lol
May load up on RDW, LUNR and RKLB if they continue down
[+5] u/TreGet234: Cpi will be perfectly in line with expectations as usual.
[+5] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: Oh no, we haven’t seen Asts this low since this morning 😮
[+5] u/Bornagainghostbuster: Can someone who has more than 1 $300 dollar call in ASTS and therefore cares more tell me if earnings were good or bad?
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: I just learned that the CEO of BlueOrigin is a fella named Dave Limp.
[+5] u/FallenGear: Lakers in 7 is bullish for the economy. Lebron retiring is a recession indicator if he gets swept in his last game.
[+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: Let’s get this dump going already. Cash gang would like to get in.
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Why am i gambling with 50% of my net
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: They did it. They got the money for Gaybay.
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: lma ASS TITS getting fkd in the asshole
I'm glad I sold my call spreads for a profit before close
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: Why is META and MSFT so fucking garbage
[+5] u/le_pedal: imagine direct registering your shares in a failing video game store and seeing it go +8% after-hours, six years later and getting excited
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Oh the fuckn shills are out, get ready to watch dumb fucks get rugged again
[+5] u/broncocannon: yo Keith gill do you fw American legacy company BlackBerry?
[+5] u/Chiinoe: So what stock are you nerds jumping into cuz kitty said so?
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: guys I tested positive for the newly dropped hentai virus
[+5] u/bigfan49: I do feel lucky for selling my asts at $80 today. I will hold space for that
[+5] u/Waverun: My grandma told me PepsiCo literally needs oil to make chips and we have a chip and a potential oil shortage. Why the fuck are they not making 5-6% returns daily? Piece of shit stock
[+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: 7HgfXftRBBqsYtAEYcqjGLQrNJLL6Tww9ek4rE3Apump is a Solana token contract address (CA) created on Pump.fun.
He’s trying to pump a shitcoin lol
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Ah shit here we go again
[+5] u/BaxterrStockman: Indecision 🕯️ at 740, VIX creeping, oil making higher lows. CPI will come in hotter than satan’s asshole but MMs and 🥭’s cronies already know that so I doubt they make it that easy of a short. Genuinely have no clue which way this goes…
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Up like usual probably
[+5] u/Yonderbeyonder: tf.. I see all these gamestore posts so I check and its.. still below EOD
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Damn, rk got hacked, does no one have morals these days?
[+5] u/SomePolack: Bought a tranche of DRAM today like I promised but I know some of you didn’t 🤨
[+5] u/iAmGrimTV: The children yearn for the gamestore
[+5] u/SomePolack: Watched a video on a small family farm built from scratch that makes $250k/yr on their produce
Haven’t been that inspired in a long time tbh
[+5] u/evanthe-winner: Look like he was hacked
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Obvious , he is a PnD but he is not this low to pump a shit pump coin for even a mil , dude can make $10MM+ just from opening shit tons of calls on a stock beforehand and announce a ticker
[+5] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Why is poet pumping?
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: Reversal tomorrow. You've been warned ⚠️
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: Hmmm VIX up 7% today hmmmmm
[+5] u/OSRSkarma: That was a HUGE IQ test
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: If you have ever purchased gameslop on a “green dildo” you literally deserve what’s coming.
[+5] u/boraboca: Is the world ending why am I seeing the color red next to MU after hours
[+5] u/SomePolack: I think SLV is heading back to $85 this month
Literally had a dream about it
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Lmao I bet you have free Healthcare too nerd! Go take a 2 month vacation! 😂
[+5] u/whyshw: Another day of sitting on the sidelines. It’s getting harder to watch all the gain posts and not follow the urge to fomo
[+5] u/pleasestoptalkin: Trying to buy a boat and the sales guy won’t even return my calls. We are absolutely in a bubble
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Imagine holding bag 7 and hedging with SPY puts
[+5] u/Kowan: Wow SNDK really did not do much today
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: While MU did 6%. Weird.
[+5] u/da-pkitty: Please god go back PLEASE GO BACK
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: Normal movement for the pump happening tomorrow or also normal movement for the dip about to happen
[+5] u/br0botic: My whole department’s long on this stuff. They call me Chicken Little. They call me bubble boy.
[+5] u/wattap: We need some more restaurant chains that sell tiny ass sandwiches for $15 a piece, the kind where you leave pissed because you spent $80 for your family to eat and everyone is still hungry.
[+5] u/Senpai_Slime: DRAM will keep climbing, im fully expecting 70 end of next week
[+5] u/iamthetimby: The plug has been removed from my ass. Send it to the moon.
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Damn plug lowkey might just pump this week
[+5] u/bigfan49: On God first time I’ve seen archer in this thread in months
[+5] u/1gabehcoud: Dude are you kidding? Robot CEOs? Calls all day long
[+16] u/smolquacc: My suicide note is just gonna say $NFLX and nothing else 😭🙏🏽
[+15] u/sylphvanas: Fuck you fucking bulls
[+15] u/Electronic-Advisor72: It’s December 2026. Spy just breached 900. Bers are still waiting for a correction while serving fries to Bulls in lambos
[+15] u/ateranol: My barber was talking about Micron today 💀
[+14] u/spackzie: MU green dildos incoming
[+13] u/DenverDataEngDude: ASTS NOOO THAT'S MY CHILDREN'S COLLEGE FUND
[+12] u/tropicalia84: # FUTES ABSOLUTELY
# SOARING
# LOOKING LIKE ICE COLD CPI TOMORROW AND ANOTHER +2% DAY
[+12] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Ryan Cohen asking permission to issue up to 2.5 billion shares......... I guess no lube eh?
[+12] u/No_Current3675: Damn bro, I dumped ASTS today, didn't want to hold through earnings. That ER was fucking shyte.
[+12] u/sayemsosa: Open the damn casinoooo, my MU shares are waiting to quadruple their value
[+11] u/Retaining-Wall: BREAKING: MARKET ROILED BY SAVAGE 0.0068% AFTER HOURS CORRECTION. BEARS EUPHORIC. BULLS MAY NEED TO MILDLY REDUCE THEIR COKE AND HOOKERS BUDGET FOR A DAY OR TWO.
"We're terribly sorry for this blip. We are not sure how this happened but are working to fix it immediately," said Paul Beauregard, CEO of The Stock Market, on 11th May 2026, when asked for comment. "Stocks should only go up. Forever."
[+11] u/Useful_Donut6789: DFV twitter acct got hacked and shilled a shitcoin and then right after game stonks board dropped the news that they are trying to dilute the fuck outta apes lol 2.5 bn shares
[+11] u/Emilio___Molestevez: one thing I like to do is buy unprofitable scam companies before earnings just for a laugh
so I'm buying $OKLO
[+11] u/Club-Loud: ✨️ are we humans, or are we gamblers ? ✨️
[+10] u/jijitalk: MSFT BLEEDING ME DRY, NFLX BLEEDING ME DRY, META BLEEDING ME DRY. WHO ELSE? WHO ELSE WANTS TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS NO LUBE?
[+10] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: I have a crush on a girl named Ivy. Never met her, she already fukd me.
[+10] u/Some_Edge1544: Guys who is top and why is he in?
[+9] u/536565454: The best strategy is half cash, half stock.
[+9] u/Prometheus_1094: My asts calls are cooked
[+9] u/Firm_Variation6452: My gambling ass needs to buy something RIGHT NOW
[+9] u/RoyalFail6: So how are my ASTS calls doing? Are they printing hard? 😃
[+9] u/puts_every_day: I just sleep better when holding puts over night
[+9] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: puts on society, but still calls on stonks
[+8] u/wildcat1055: A couple months ago I told a business contact to buy ASTS.
I'm not getting that contract, am I?
[+8] u/Pale-Silver-8178: what an abomination with HIMS and ASTS
[+8] u/2020isgreat: Everyone around is you is making a lot of money, but you. All in on 0dtes tomorrow
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: repeat of last summer
$SPY 900 by September
[+8] u/mikeytho1: $MU 1000
$SNDK 2000
$MSFT 350
[+8] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Someone just bend me over and fuck me already, I deserve it.
[+8] u/hwork-22: RC wants to dilute Gamestore more lol
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Sinking feeling that the top is in
[+8] u/SnooEagles8897: I’m so regarded I full ported into ASTS at close
[+8] u/SuspiciousStable9649: This is absolutely insane. Berkshire is never going to be able to ‘buy value’ ever again.
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: ASTS is a huge disappointment smh
[+8] u/RjBloxks: My neighbors dog was talking to me about buying Micron today
[+8] u/Adamos0210: The more people in here start calling the top the more I'm inclined to believe there's still some ways to go
[+7] u/Icommandyou: IMO DRAM should double by next month
[+7] u/Redwolf97ff: So how cooked exactly are ASTS calls with May 22 expiry?
[+7] u/abused-throwawayy: I cant do this anymore bears, its over for us
[+7] u/gjbaca17: Bought puts on ASTS, RGTI, and HIMS at close. 2/3 ain’t bad so far hopefully cash open brings lots of fresh selling pressure.
[+7] u/DialSquar: Can any ASTS Bulls explain to me how this earnings report isn’t catastrophic?
[+7] u/noahmfs: I went fully retarded 400 calls spy 1000 1/21/28 expiration that's all the money I had made on this run after the war and 65 puts USO oct exp. Either I get generational wealth or die trying.
[+7] u/CalRippedken: Member when stocks went down that one time? That was lame
[+7] u/toost1cky: 19yo, started investing last week, $4.5 mill in bank. Am I doing ok?
[+7] u/riteofpass: Can’t believe I put so much money into ASTS in Jan. I was debating them or NBIS. Goddamn lol
[+7] u/Additional_Heat_902: What if its all these failed shorts thats actually making semis go parabolic. That would be funny
[+6] u/bringkiteback: All the apes loving Ryan cohen all the idiot has done is dilute and make false promises
[+6] u/met_art: ASTS launching bulls into dark holes 🕳️
[+6] u/cfaawlday: Roaring Kitty has more influence over the market than the Fed chair
[+6] u/RjBloxks: Need MU to open at 860 for my calls to be profitable im fuk
[+6] u/LQMango: im no bear but spy puts will brrrr tomorrow mark my word
[+6] u/ContributeAVerse: Ryan Cohen can go to the Wendy’s dumpster like the rest of us if he needs some cash
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: #UPDATE: CORRECTION OVER, PUMP RESUMES.
WSB NEWS SERVICE - REDDIT: Markets were roiled after hours for a vicious 30-minute sub-1% correction on 11th May. Incensed bulls are determined to make their $5 back. "We will avenge by buying more memory."
[+6] u/trenbolone200: I’m pissed that I missed the MU run up lately… held off on buying at ~$430 ish, just to see it shoot up to almost $800 today…
[+6] u/wildcat1055: I applaud 🥭 for sleeping through boring meetings at work
\#TakesOneToKnowOne
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: in ten years I'll do one of those hateful "I held $NBIS for a decade and now I'm a trillionaire" posts and you'll all hate me but if you're ever in the desert and wanna play tennis or swim in my pool that's cool you can hang
[+6] u/No_Cod972: One man's top is another man's bottom.
That's what my grandpappy always said.
[+6] u/GenitalWartHogg: Do you wannna know something? There is something in the air. There is this euphoria in the market. Like an ecstasy. Even if CPI comes out flaccid. BTFD will commence and the show will go on
[+6] u/Some_Edge1544: Are we gonna get fcked by CPI
[+6] u/aPepsiPanda: It will be green again tomorrow
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: If I could fall
# into the sky
do you think time
# would pass me by?
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you
# 👁️👄👁️
_tonight._
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: I'm proud to announce I've started a bullish position in OPEN
No wait proud isn't the right word
What word am I looking for
Oh that's right
# ashamed.
[+6] u/Killit_Witfya: in MU under 800. what a gift
[+6] u/assholy_than_thou: ASTS fair value 100$/share.
[+6] u/Feedthemcake: What airliner should I go stand in front of?
[+6] u/WollopDollop: SNDK is not as diversified as MU yet the pumpers are in here every day espousing every flat day must mean a 15%er is coming tomorrow
[+6] u/CalRippedken: Real question. How do bers even have money left for puts?
[+6] u/dabblesest: The real question is which one will hit 120 first
[+6] u/PomegranateJuicer6: Warren buffet was born in 1743 bro get with the times
[+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: What FKIN manipulation you idiot. It’s down half a percent. Just cash out your 100 dollars
[+5] u/lostastone: DRAM and chill. It’s that simple 📈
[+5] u/GroundedSpaceMan: MU climbing into green. Thank god
[+5] u/mangled_degenerate: Aeluma $ALMU
\- Photonics
\- Japanese Nobel Prize Investor
\- DARPA contracts
\- NASA contracts
\- 500 million MC
[https://pratimanagement.substack.com/p/aeluma-a-microcap-with-game-changing?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=android&r=4bkx0i&triedRedirect=true](https://pratimanagement.substack.com/p/aeluma-a-microcap-with-game-changing?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=4bkx0i&triedRedirect=true)
[https://www.reddit.com/r/ALMU\_aeluma/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ALMU_aeluma/)
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: Fuck it, I think I’m going to buy a DRAM leap
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: Think LUNR keeps pumping?
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: Just got into investing and read Warren Buffet's book he said to invest in insurance and transportation companies. How come no body seems to be doing that here?
[+5] u/killcon84: Was such a good day today until I threw my money on the stupid R Kelly I mean kitty tweet
[+5] u/vwapnerd: ASTS is worth $40, tops. Generously.
[+5] u/Mean_Potential8658: mu forgot it’s only supposed to go up
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: I don’t even know what PLUG does, but it’s making me money.
[+5] u/nyse25: I'm not dying to no handjob virus.
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: I'm holding $MU and you can't stop me.
[+5] u/aqjingson: Gamecok is still entertaining in the big 2026
[+5] u/purtatoes: whatever comes though that gate at 8:30am tomorrow HOLD YOUR GROUND -gandalf
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Memory stocks had to take a little breather today before gaping more bear anoos
[+5] u/advisorymgr: Just did 20K -> 100K with MU, where do I full port tomorrow morning?
[+5] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: Now that mango controls the econ data since he fired that one person who used to do it honestly, tomorrow CPI should pump the market into the stratosphere right?
[+5] u/natures3: Who’s port is majority META?
[+5] u/plumpypenguin: I fell asleep for an hour, what do you mean roaring kitty came back and rugged the apes and crashed GameSlop LMAO
[+5] u/RegardMode: Silver on a mission to moon
[+5] u/TheMostMid: Damn ASTS ….forgot the market can still do that rip.
[+5] u/XorAndNot: "Oh no my pre revenue high capex stock lost money this quarter again"
[+5] u/Icommandyou: I am going to stick with semiconductor and data center stocks thank you very much
[+5] u/alone-in-the-chat: OKLO puts is a temptation
[+5] u/TheXamYel: Imagine owning ASTS and not RKLB lol
[+5] u/TooTiredForNonsense: fomoed and caught the top, fml
[+5] u/ForsakenRacism: When’s PLUG gonna go up 100%
[+5] u/whenyournotdead: I missed generational money on amd calls, hood plz just give a fraction of what I could of made
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Pack it up boys the top is in.
[+5] u/Jadedtrader33: Petitioning to the mods that anybody who mentions roaring retard gets a automatic ban.
[+21] u/Rodriguezboy1: Too many regards making money, this worries me.
[+15] u/stonksf: Made 223k last week
Port 918k now
Convince me to stop trading and buy VOO
please LMAO 🤌
[+14] u/TickTockTaudit: Half cash. Lost the rest.
[+14] u/UsernameTaken_123: Cuck ASTS vs Chad RKLB
[+12] u/MoodClassic6730: if you aren't fully disassociating after hours then I don't even know what the fuck you doing
[+11] u/AbletonUser333: I will rip off my own cock and place it in my own ass if CPI doesn’t come in cool tomorrow.
[+10] u/RockasaurusRex: HI BILLY MAYES HERE FOR SPY CALLS. IS YOUR PORTFOLIO FULL OF UNSIGHTLY RED STAINS? ARE YOU TIRED OF LINGERING SHAMEFUL BEAR SMELLS? THEN TRY SPY CALLS!
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #tomo: CPI LOWER THAN EXPECTED STOCKS EXTEND RALLY
[+10] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Apes dunked on again like clockwork
[+10] u/whodowhodo: Will 200 rklb shares make me a quarter millionaire?
Edit: forgot to mention only yes answers allowed
[+9] u/SocraticGoats: Wen DRML 3x leveraged DRAM so I can be 3x the degen?
[+9] u/Scared-Signature-452: I sold my entire Nvidia position today for a grand total profit of 600 dolla
[+9] u/neverturndownagain: A Single Share of $NVDA would Cost $106,560 Right now if it Never had a stock split
[+9] u/Willing-Angle-2203: can't wait to have a beautiful night of sleep, wake up to a fresh cup of coffee, and read some honest CPI numbers! I love the transparency and efficiency and smoothness of these things.
[+9] u/Key-Employ-2049: I’m just buying calls until it stops working small positions daily but always profiting
[+9] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: RDDT after earnings easily belongs in the $200s, $300 by Dec
[+9] u/CurrentRoutine7392: 5 weeks of being a bear… this is the end…
I'm leaving this life behind. I'm becoming a buddhist monk. goodbye everyone
[+8] u/SKJ_2012: Boy am I glad I didnt listen to that regard earlier and full port ASTS for earnings
[+8] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Half cash, half 2.5b shares.
[+8] u/p0ckymaster: Hims
https://preview.redd.it/tfl4w1ns9l0h1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e98addeffcef674904604c8bbbfce65da629ad3
[+8] u/Paul_K64: remember when micron was falling more than 30% for 8 consecutive days less than 2 months ago and how everyone were saying what a shitty company was and that is doomed?
[+8] u/AngieBumper: smart investors got out today, retard investors went balls deep today. CPI tanks market tomorrow
[+8] u/ervelee: Western U.S. hay at over $480 ton. That may not mean much to the average consumer but to ranchers it is will put many out of business. Gas prices and fertilizer both sky high.
[+8] u/StophJS: Is this just another dip buy for ASTS?
[+8] u/SnooShortcuts7911: As I've been predicting, today oil and bond yields rose, but precious metals prices rose too. This reverses the negative correlation that's dominated trading since the war broke out. I think all three rising together will be the new trend. Stock market investors need to worry.
[+7] u/antelope591: Damn feel kinda bad for the gamestore crew...RC is an even bigger snake than most billionaires. Dudes put their life savings into that shit and theyre about to lose it all. Sad
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: Really wish I had a pilot’s license and lived in Miami in the late 80s.
[+7] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Selling too early is my flaw.
[+7] u/Worldly-Bid5368: You know a company is fucked when the stock pumps because they actually filed their 10q
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Why are the linked in bros here did something lame go up
[+7] u/ILikePastuh: Whatever move I make is going to be wrong & I hate that for me
[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: Horrific CPI priced in
[+7] u/1foxyboi: RKLB really sniffed $125 cheeks
[+7] u/Axonum: Full ported SNDK at 1600 am I cooked chat?
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: Ja Rule weighs in on MU, explains why its not a bubble
[+7] u/Important_Yoghurt722: Anyone ever snorted a viagra
[+7] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: So ShitStock is going to about $8? Cool.
[+7] u/AngieBumper: half cash, half cock
[+6] u/user-namepending: As someone who isn't phased by this hentaivirus I do think it's funny how we keep being told "does not transmit from humans, is not contagious, no reason to be alarmed" as we throw them all into the nation's top quarantine unit and we move these guys in mobile clean rooms from plane to ambulance.
Just a bit funny watching international public agencies scramble their top specialists for something that no one should be alarmed over
[+6] u/niofalpha: People out here really don’t think a high CPI is priced in lol
[+6] u/Andthesuch: I don't even know why were are still pumping but SPY and QQQ to 750
[+6] u/Hang_Man1: So when are putting boots on the ground against Iran.
[+6] u/Ok_Skill6250: Wtf do I put my money in now I’m ready to lose everything for a bag
[+6] u/Anchises1: Ww1 and ww2 never forget eurotrash
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: lol damn META is red on every timeframe
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: we call places like that "echo chambers"
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Breaking: American Delegation Arrives in Beijing With Golden Statue of General Tsao as a Gesture of Goodwill
[+6] u/odity9: Wish chatgpt would not call my spy puts for tomorrow leveraged gamma lottery exposure, sounds dirty
[+6] u/hiphopanonomos: ASTS goes down because they lost more money than analysts predicted they would lose LOL what is this a charity for satellites
[+6] u/happyegg1000: \+1,000% gains on WYFI calls this morning and no one is talking about it
[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: Soooo, Half cash half stock makes sense now, double the float and the math maths.
[+6] u/YouJellyz: Only AI spend is relevant
[+6] u/Technical-Emu-32: Anyone know if there's a TACO planned for tomorrow?
[+6] u/SKJ_2012: BREAKING: ASTS announces it will now be switching to AI powered satellites this should improve profits significantly 🥭
[+6] u/fyizdp: HIMS in the mag 7 by tomorrow
[+6] u/pocketIent: Will micron close above 800 the SUSPENSE
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Tech companies start selling 100 year bonds and I’m out
Fool me once.. shame on …shame on you
Fool me twice?
Once you get fooled you can’t get fooled again
[+6] u/A10cc: I don't have a position in NFLX nor do I use it, but are you ok bro?
[+5] u/PNWPlayZ: CPI expectations are already high..only way this dumps is if the print is insane. and the print is cooked, sooo
[+5] u/FinePace3325: This thread isn't even fun anymore... Just a combination of smart and regarded permabulls
[+5] u/ThanktheLord_33: CPI will be shite tmr, just depends on if anyone cares anymore or not
[+5] u/Lonely-Campaign-2073: KEEL jus made me 12k
[+5] u/derprondo: > We as a nation must undergo a radical revolution of values. We must rapidly begin the shift from a thing-oriented society to a person-oriented society. When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights, are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, extreme materialism, and militarism are incapable of being conquered.
59 year old quote, never been more relevant, and you can never be more sure that money is going to win this war above all else.
**Calls on everything**
[+5] u/Spicyboi981: Pupils are dilated from the eye doc rn & it’s so damn hard to type
[+5] u/SighRamp: like POET, I will buy ASTS if there's a big time drop.
[+5] u/Popoice: turns out HIMS and RGTI calls weren't the move
[+5] u/bynd_retarded: Holy moley asts really just gave up all that epic pre earnings run and then some
[+5] u/ds1385: forgot Q earnings are premarket tmrw so picked up 100 shares afterhours. hopefully don't get the ASTS/HIMS treatment
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #NON PEACE PLANS ARE HELLA BULLISH FOR DRAM
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Finally, this space shit never made sense to me
[+5] u/Proton404x: Hmmm not as bullish as I thought it would be today. Shall we be worried ladies and gents?
[+5] u/eskhalaf: Cpi tomorrow either 750 or 710
[+5] u/coloredzebra: Lmfao everyone and their mama was bullish as fuck about ASTS...and HIMS 🙈
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #DRAM THE NEW COVID TOILET PAPER FRENZY LMAOOOOO
[+5] u/beerstearns: Today my portfolio is big red. All last week my portfolio is big red. I am almost out of money. This must mean I am due for Big Green day
[+5] u/Scared-Signature-452: DB are total cooks lol edit: crooks!! crooks !!
[+5] u/tika_dengu: There is no AI without NVDA and there is no NVDA without memory companies. MU and Sandisk will be bigger than NVDA. This pump has a long way to go, load em up while you can.
[+5] u/ten7four: SOXX -0.02% after hours. It's over.
EDIT: Now at +0.09%. I survived the great semi crash.
[+5] u/EstablishmentGlum391: ASTS green by open? (I’m regarded and lost my rent)
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: How many times have you guys seen people say nvda can’t go higher? Anyone who’s been trading longer than 4 years? How many times?
[+5] u/happyegg1000: Lmfao 🎮🛑 wicked 10% on a deep fucking value hacked shitcoin tweet those regards are hilarious
[+5] u/Exciting-Layer1963: I have a dream that when I wake up tomorrow, pltr is 250
[+16] u/LasyKuuga: Had a job interview today.
No bitch no matter how boring you think my hobbies are Im not telling you the truth and saying I gamble my life saving multiple times a day
[+13] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: MU +10% tomorrow, +15% Wednesday, +20% Thursday, +30% Friday 😦🤌
[+13] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Almost hired an escort but rubbed it out instead.
[+10] u/ajibtunes: I got a bad feeling about the market folks
[+10] u/KundaliniVibes: Did we drop a nuke? Why is SPY down 50 cents?
[+10] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Reuters: Xi to plan Trmp state dinner in Wuhan. Said to be at famous soup place
[+10] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Woah wtf just happened to DRAM, MU?
[+10] u/Nero23x: https://preview.redd.it/5m5679ctpl0h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=de09027f1c58e5cd999745e34f85c3fbcdb713a0
[+10] u/kalo5656: "Buy MU" - Konfucius or some shit idk
[+10] u/Castopliani: MU needs a 10x leverage option: MUUUUUUUUUU
[+9] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears completely wiped out
[+9] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Ngl this is one of the most insane rally’s I’ve seen in all my years but I’m here for it , whatever MM want I follow 🫡
[+9] u/DoritoDustSnorter: genuinely funny seeing the cope "waah you're not smart cus you made 200% in the biggest bull market in history waaah" from the people that lost everything in the biggest bull market in history
[+9] u/StuffedBunss: Little show of hands here for who wants my 734 puts to print
[+9] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: But semis are the market
[+8] u/SeaworthinessOwn2479: You ASTSholes are infecting RKLB with your shittery.
[+8] u/Glad-View-5566: I had a friend tell me the national debt is not a big deal because we can just use our GDP to pay it off 🤡
[+8] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: Bears celebrating MU only being up 6.5%
[+8] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: had 300% gain contract that seems to be 0% tomorrow
[+8] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Holy shit Tesla is literally collapsing . I lost everything. wtf do I do
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: They probably used all the coins from the reflecting pool to pump the markets even more
[+8] u/Micheal_Hancho: My wife told me today that she wants to buy 100k of MU shares. This might be the top guys 🙂↕️
[+8] u/Beloved_Mango: I’m getting crypto bro vibes from MU shills
“Trust me bro it’s hitting 2k EASY”
[+8] u/peterpeer9: Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend
[+8] u/Pleasant-Hall-2898: chill bro, you made 200$
[+7] u/Paincoast89: I need MU to keep going
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Bag 7 holders unite 🤝
[+7] u/cryptohorn: This is why I would never go on a cruise. Imagine being on a ship with rat shit, diarrhea, throwing up, death
[+7] u/agiatezza: “The market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent.”
And that goes both ways. Don’t be too greedy during times like this
[+7] u/Get_dat_money: So, once we all get tired of talking to bots on the interwebs...... What we gunna do?
[+7] u/sonofalando: Tesla goes down $8 from $448 and some guy in here is losing his mind like it’s the end of the world. Overlevered much? 🤡😂
[+7] u/MediocreDesigner88: $POET is still rocketing, my god
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: ^( 𝕺𝖕𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖔, 𝖈𝖔𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖘 )
[+6] u/Yaruo0310: I made a full day’s wages while taking a shit
Bull markets are the best
[+6] u/lollypop002: Hanta will tank markets or nah?
[+6] u/fuck_zebster: The only black swan event I see is money is worthless at this point .
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: MU to 2 trillion market cap not a conspiracy theory anymore
[+5] u/Viktri1: Hood under 100 is a crime
[+5] u/ZolaBear23: If you don’t have shares of NBIS before Wednesday morning you will be kicking yourself. Too late to buy Wednesday as results will be announced around 6 am
[+5] u/More-Mind-2103: Gamecock living off their retail cucks lmao
Giga dilution is Bullish!
[+5] u/Glittering_rolex_420: I originally bought around 160 and sold at $100. Bought back in at $400
[+5] u/Constant_Story8217: Is it weird to enjoy freeky cartoons where anthropomorphic semiconductors have intercourse with each other?
[+5] u/sonofalando: Why the hell is 🥭 saying we need more tariffs 😂🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/todddepri: Gameslop dilluting with 2.5b more shares. The picture i set for my profile 3 years ago aged very well. lmao
[+5] u/Eagerbeaver98: Always. Thats how the market has been for 7 years
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: This shit will dump since I finally bought calls
[+5] u/tripstermcgee808: The pump will continue once all our calls expire worthless
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: Someone commented on my post about RKLB saying orbital computing is the next multi trillion dollar market and that’s when I knew it was time to get out of space stocks lmfao
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: I buy puts and I lose money. I buy stocks (meta) and I lose money. TF !!!
[+5] u/wotton: Heard that hantavirus is now in Seattle, San Diego and Washington.
ITS COVID 2.0 TIME
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Always remember, nothing ever happens
[+5] u/Local_Many_9108: SPY 745 because why not
[+5] u/Unhappy_Victory_6521: Honestly… puts this time. I’m not calling the top. Just think enough people will want some profit.
Deutsche Bank upgrading MU to $1000 does make me suspicious that today was the top for them (for this earnings period, at least). I mean, are financial institutions really looking at others’ ratings? Feels more like hype to get retail to hand them money
[+19] u/No-Put2311: Thank goodness we survived the memory crash of 8:55-9:30pm
[+18] u/OptionGamble: You’ll never forget the day where you were when the market fell .08% after hours
[+16] u/housemoneyrocketship: The one day I buy sndk and mu calls lol
[+13] u/Ok_Percentage5920: I went all in MU today so you know what will happen
[+12] u/Successful-End7689: looks like we are finally getting that much delayed belt to ass tommorrow gents lmao
[+11] u/Frosty-Search: My puts gonna print tomorrow. But now that I've said it, it won't.
[+11] u/NoodleScience3: https://preview.redd.it/kbiv3e7rzl0h1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc214cd872b75d488aec3a65b7da0152cf9e4767
[+11] u/Then-Cup-5153: Hope everyone survived the great memory crash of May 11th
[+11] u/No-Put2311: I see everyone this evening is trading within their risk tolerance
[+10] u/InfectedClit: Let me guess , bright green (again) tomorrow?
[+10] u/xeuropa: MU gang where u b😮💨😮💨😮💨
[+10] u/DistressCall1: The fact that I significantly trimmed my MU and INTC holdings today near their highs makes this little pull back taste so sweet. Knowing me I'll go to bed and they'll be green by open. I'll probably buy back in tomorrow regardless lol.
[+10] u/edmundamore1: The craziest part about this, your puts are still fucked as this will be back up by open
[+10] u/It-hurts-whenIP: Stock market crash of 2026
9:30-9:45pm -2 points SPY
[+9] u/dbd209: I don't even have words for what the past 3 months have been like going back to February for me. I am down almost 60k YTD, and overall about 400k. In the past 3 months I have not hit on a single trade. Every position, every swing ends up red. What makes it even worse is I had a buddy, who on April 28 said he is just going to YOLO 200k into semis. He is up 60k in 2 weeks. Honestly, sometimes I just don't know if it's my luck or what, but just am feeling so defeated and void of hope. I just wanna get back to break even and never look at the stock market again. Also, FUCK MSFT!!!!
[+9] u/idontknow1967: Why isn’t MU going up in a straight line? That’s what it is supposed to do??
[+9] u/Coogiez: At this point I would be more suspicious if my puts printed anytime soon. I’m conditioned for it not to go down
[+9] u/rapsfan1515: YOU HEAR THAT?!? EVERYBODY'S RUNNING FOR THE EXIT AND YOU'VE GOT YOUR COCK IN YOUR HAND
[+9] u/medievalsteel2112: Guess who bought DRAM and MU calls today. 🙋🏼
[+9] u/Temptedourattempt: QUICK PANIC BUY EVERYTHING!!!
[+9] u/IndependentUsual7444: Bear extinction event tomorrow
[+9] u/TazFanBoys: Sold NVDA calls today DRAM calls today. Bought USO calls SPY puts and PLUG calls. Gawwwt dam.
MU bulls I want to see loss porn in the morning to get my day started right
[+9] u/polodolo98: My coworker brought up MU today, top signal
[+9] u/360drive69: I rushed to look at “the crash” and MU is still up 3 percent for the day. You guys are not serious people
[+8] u/Typical_Tank_4674: Holy shit the amount of Gay bears I see right now makes me sick to my stomach
[+8] u/Then-Wealth-1481: Someone posted 500+ comments today in this thread and it’s not bear hunter lmao
[+8] u/No-Put2311: Looks like tomorrow I give a bit of money back to the casino
[+8] u/Samjabr: I finally buy calls - market begins collapse
Classic me.
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: Research shows the new Hantavirus can shrink your penis size by more than 3 inches.
The more you know.
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: What the actual fuck is happening right now.
[+8] u/TraditionalRock9626: glad thats over, back to pumping.
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: Anytime my HOOD see just a bit glimpse of hope, market is red again
[+8] u/215aPhillyiated: Yall forgetting something? This is setting up to be the most prime 🌮 day
[+8] u/jahdyudnwl: Lmao bers really thought. You fell for a no volume overnight dump
[+8] u/bulk_logic: OMG I'M DOWN 3K OVERNIGHT AFTER GAINING 20K LAST WEEK EBARS WERE RIGHT
[+8] u/ianxglgw: Bers having fun right now is like zoo penguins running around when it’s closed. Cute but will be caged again by morning
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: how funny would it be if this was the top for the year
[+7] u/lijijil: Another day
Another 0dte calls purchase
[+7] u/ez399017: The institutions don’t trade overnight. Relax
[+7] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: What news dropped? Everything is dumping hard
[+7] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: FYI there’s someone out there that bought mu at 800 today and panic sold just now
[+7] u/fuckedupandhungry: My IONQ call expired worthless last Friday. Of fuckin course it goes ballistic today.
[+7] u/Loud-Television1271: The day I buy MU, next day worst day for MU since inception
[+7] u/optionsCone: Excellent after hours opportunity in MU
[+7] u/CreativeMischief: Every single fucking time WSB freaks out when futures are red right at the start. LOOK AT THE FUCKING VOLUME. There is zero fucking volume right now man
[+7] u/techsalesguy67: Generational V coming - bears had 30 min of fun
[+7] u/RetinalSmear: 5% drop triggers mass hysteria and panic
Everyone is overleveraged, surely we'll all be alright
[+7] u/harryburton420: green by open like always
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: It's interesting that none of these comments turn into threads
everyone is commenting but no one is having a conversation, this is prevalent throughout most everything online
the most capable tool to communicate is just used to broadcast with high volume and very little depth
it's like we are sending a signal out for alien life or something
[+7] u/No-Put2311: Fucking hell I'm holding a massive bag
[+7] u/-0x00000000: Futures are fake and… \*checks futures\* HOLY SHIT! WTF?!?
[+7] u/LeavingLasVega: In fairness, we do need a little pullback to continue the irrational bull run
[+7] u/The_Cornwallis: So the Great AH recession of May 11th is already over I guess
[+7] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: VIX going to 20 tomorrow
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Hoping for a small dram dip tomorrow. More calls are needed
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Yeah that 15 dollar poet call is getting squeezed lol. Might full port that shit
[+6] u/Foreverconfusedguy: I cannot believe that dog sh companies like quantum computing with 1-4mil revenue have 1-6bil market cap. Their revenue is less than a local restaurant and rtads, bots are so dumb to pump them to be a multi billion dollar company. Warren is right, its crazy now. No real valuation, everything is fuking hyped for no reason.
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: Don’t fall for the no volume dump
[+6] u/SuffiecientSapian: If you liked SNDK at $1500 MU at $800 and any other similar stock you’ll love them when they are cut in half this month 💰
[+6] u/OrganicBirthday107: I sold everything! The down side is unlimited unlike shorting which safer
[+6] u/BecomingSavior: MU to 1000 this week 🤡
[+6] u/HerezahTip: People throwing around phrases like selling off and then I look and it’s -.02
[+6] u/aftherith: All women have stopped buying makeup and leggings. They are now buying memory chips.
[+6] u/ZYHUA: Top is in memory stock, big players quietly dumping hard AH
[+6] u/ithastogoupfromhere: doubled my account the last 30 days, 117% up
[+6] u/Nomynametoday: anyone with bloomberg here that can tell me what happened?
[+6] u/ckami_91: Generational top selling opportunity
[+6] u/mehmilani: It's called spankflation and it's real.
[+6] u/Early-Elderberry-150: 🥭 PLEASE DECLARE WAR ON PAPER HAND KOREA
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Overnight hours scary, my anoos is not ready please be gentle
[+5] u/New-Presentation-146: I thought memory was the infinite money glitch
[+5] u/ianxglgw: MU is not dumping this is simply the highest price Europeans can afford, green by open nfa
[+5] u/natalie_merchant_fan: I'm really curious to see what deals get made with China at the end of the week. If we pump all week I'll buy puts.
[+5] u/uwvirgin: Feels like if you are not retired by now, you did something wrong.
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Who’s breathing on my butthole…
Oh, it’s just the camera man
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: The real question is if the market will care
[+5] u/NotMe357: There wouldn't be any TACO Tuesday tomorrow because TACO need to show Power before visit China on Thursday and Friday. So I think if TACO want to pump the stock market then he will need to 🍳 the CPI number 🤔
[+5] u/Cracked_ur_wife: South Korea wtf was the point of that just to V immediately
[+5] u/GladDiscount6749: $plug with the most modest, politest run of all time lmao god this is silly
[+5] u/Lepoof2020: lol it’s been one day on Sndk
[+5] u/sekak77: Taco tuesday up or down ?
[+14] u/BigStepMaestro: Quite the dip wasn’t it boys ?
[+14] u/Serious-Grapefruit20: Dip may be over but whats important here is dip *happened*
[+13] u/LaserBeamer17: Just a wittle 🤏pullback tomorrow to keep dangling the carrot in front of bears 🥕
[+13] u/LarsTarkas: The great 30 min bear market
[+12] u/morganm6488: Micron $900 tomorrow?
[+12] u/zainwhb: im cash gang right now so can MU JUST FUCKINF STAY STILL TILL PREMARKET
[+12] u/SkoomaJunki3: Guys I’ve been investing for 2 months and trust me this is BAD
[+11] u/damnthatbooty: I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR A +2% DAY TOMORROW
[+11] u/Powerful-Reaction607: I love when bears see the slightest sell off and think tomorrow is going to be a circuit breaker only to be met with giant shrek cock by open. Lmao
[+11] u/yesnoanon123: You dumb greedy shrinky dink motherfuckers shame on you
[+11] u/Kickboy21: I fucking hate my job. Just fucking lay me off for god sake
[+11] u/99Fan: Crash is over
Pump again tomorrow
[+11] u/AncientAd3846: Its just a CPI report. You already know what it will say. Calls
[+11] u/diskfreak3: Dumps over. That was fun.
[+10] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Some of you fuckers clearly haven't been here for any significant dip, we're back to levels we haven't seen since *checks notes* a day ago
The next crash will be one for the books
[+10] u/Striking_Cold_3726: Bers be like "go down on me baby"
[+10] u/RampantPrototyping: China will invade Taiwan the moment I buy TSM
[+10] u/youreaditfirst: The amount of ASTS calls going worthless tomorrow is crazy
[+10] u/Tubular_Blimp: Everybody's a genius in a bull market pal
[+9] u/McClintockC: Glad I bought DRAM shares and not calls 😮
[+9] u/Jagged_Tide: Believe it or not—green by open
[+9] u/Reasonable_Roger: stupid ass ber
spy 750
[+9] u/RJNavarrete: They were just shaking out retail investors.
This train has no stops.
[+9] u/deevee12: Am I the only one sad that Wendy’s is on the fast track to bankruptcy?
Feels like the end of an era. I’ll be dead before you catch me behind a McDonalds
[+9] u/BigSnow7033: MU green before open
[+9] u/big-baller-47: Crashing to levels not seen since early afternoon today LOL yea ok ber
[+9] u/Mysterious-Device-53: If we drop 2-3% tomorrow, please spare us the “WTF’s??”
[+9] u/fundhdjdjksjs: If cpi doesn’t recover stonks my landlord may be fucked bigly
[+8] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Holy shit, a little bit of selling? Impossible
[+8] u/Savagebabypig: The top is reached, straight bloodbath from here on out. Freak the fuck out and sell everything, it's over
[+8] u/CPR123_: I refuse to be a paper handed bitch
[+8] u/big-baller-47: We are so green tomorrow
[+8] u/varnalama: Should have bought less brkb and more Pokemon cards.
[+8] u/xShiftfaced: Ah it’s nice messing with the over leveraged bul and getting them all in a tizzy. Have fun staring at charts all night. Seeya for the print
[+8] u/yesnoanon123: MU is at $800 now??? I ain’t checked shit since 2022. What did they do to us??????
[+8] u/yesnoanon123: I cannot believe that this place got even more immoral and disgusting
[+8] u/zainwhb: holy shit asts can never be rklb
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I know what the CPI numbers are but im not telling 🤭
[+8] u/dune2350: Cpi will be as EXPECTED. Book it.
[+8] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Roman soldiers were simps for Goth girls.
And that’s why the Empire is over.
[+7] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: So someone def got liquidated over night right
[+7] u/hftrobo9285: Imagine not closing your closet door before you sleep so the monsters can get you at night
[+7] u/0DTEKing: Be Positive
“Before I-ran War, my Truck could hold $120 Gas, now it can hold $340 gas”
Positive Energy 🤔
[+7] u/Able_Durian_1832: People are taking green for granted
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Really bought the SNDK top ima throw up
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: They shared a group photo from that WSB meetup and it was just a bunch of obese autistic looking people looking down at the floor
[+7] u/cannythecat: What's happening to korea is the north invading???
[+7] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Dip over in 30 minutes. The market is bull as fuck
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: So micron isn’t allowed in China? But CEO visting with Trump?
[+7] u/YTLupo: A lot of delulu on both sides tonight
[+7] u/OG_L0c: futures are down because I bought calls today
[+7] u/AgileHornet5960: Buy SNDK, stop listening to noise.
[+7] u/theregalbeagler: So ASTS really is just ASS...
[+7] u/Noxta_: Fuck my bad guys I bought calls overnight
[+7] u/CluelessTennisBall: Micron below $800, you know someone out there is unironically telling people they were right that a crash was happening lmao
[+7] u/McClintockC: We're winning wars that haven't even been conceived yet
[+6] u/deevee12: Bears forgot tomorrow is Tuesday LMAO
[+6] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Bears that bought calls today probably kicking themselves right now. 😂
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: You know things have been too easy when a single mild pullback in futures causes shock and panic in this sub 😂
[+6] u/KitchenCup374: In case you didn’t know, MU IS NOT FUCKING LEAVING.
On the other hand, neither is the pain when I urinate, the nauseousness in my throat, and the aching in my soul because I finally texted the girl my boys hyped me up to text, and I’ve been left on delivered since Saturday.
[+6] u/deevee12: After all, why not?
Why shouldn’t I buy the top?
🐮💍
[+6] u/localcric: Show me bobs and vagene
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Just stop oil member of the year
[+6] u/SpyRuinedMe: Apparently drinking on a Monday, sweating out your parlay on the lakers game isn’t classy
[+6] u/DrNSFW007: I LOVE THIS REGARDED MARKET!!!
[+6] u/iamjt: Ok i loaded up futures for that dip. I'm fucked if the dip has dips
[+6] u/Solid-Incident-1163: a lot of fear in here
[+6] u/SkoomaJunki3: You shit your pants one time in front of your girlfriends parents and you’re known as the shitpants guy
[+6] u/SkoomaJunki3: Is this dip in the room with us?
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: **Omelette Du Fromage**
[+6] u/yesnoanon123: My body physically cannot accept the market at these levels given how fucked shit is. It is enough to break a grown man’s soul into pieces. Why is no body doing anything? Why are we all complacent? I mean come ON we all just KNOW in our fucking MARROW that this shit is not right.
[+5] u/PulIthEld: fuck them in robot form
[+5] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Hilarious, got rinsed on puts for about a month and finally capitulated today 😂
[+5] u/ScrewChaseBank: I remember in the bear market of Q1 2026, overnight rug pulls were the norm.
[+5] u/Powerful-Reaction607: LOL spy back to ATH by open
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: META is at an 18x forward PE multiple. Not buying here is retarded
[+5] u/prana_fish: Semi bulls looking at overnight price action wondering if flew too close to the sun.
[+5] u/Serious-Grapefruit20: The real magic happens at 9:30 est
[+5] u/Phimb: Probably looking for his hard drive that had Bitcoin on it or some shit
[+5] u/GamblingMikkee: Korean market -7% EWY
[+5] u/All_Time_Highs: Based on the latest CDC data, about 49,000 Americans die by suicide per year…….
I got a sad feeling we’re about to 3X this
🩸 🩸 🩸
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: C’mon Fidelity, refresh my BP. We both know you’re underplaying things.
[+15] u/ChreeKnowsBest: C(alls) P(rinting) I(ndefinitely)
[+13] u/PoobliusFlavius: CP Lie tomorrow
we goin to Saturn
[+11] u/Totallynotfakenews: Pretty wild that China now sees us as the cheap labor source.
[+10] u/DeezSpicyNuts: No ☝️
I don’t want your number
No ☝️
I don’t wanna give you mine 💅
[+10] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Im buying 73k worth of calls tomorrow morning you fucking nerds
[+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: legit thinking of making a port that is just the 17 companies whose ceos going with donny to chyna
[+10] u/Gorm_the_Old: My working theory of WSB after hours is that the people here are deliberately trying to drive the AI learning algorithms crazy. (It's working.)
[+10] u/timetopractice: CPI is gonna be exactly 2% and you will believe it
[+9] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I need Gamestore 483 to break even
[+9] u/KingoftheWildlings: That was the day…the music died…And they were singin’ bye SPY hot CPI. Can’t keep going up with the 10y this high. 🎶
[+9] u/DressPrestigious7088: Green by open as usual.
[+8] u/theummeower: I asked ChatGPT to find me 10 roles actually worth applying to. Shits been spinning for an hour.
I am cooked
[+7] u/Soldacki: Are DRAM puts just burning money essentially?
[+7] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: Behind every angry woman is a regard who buys 0DTE options.
[+7] u/Wishforgains: Anyone else jorkin their schmeat a lil bit
[+7] u/East-Description-243: That filthy ASTS stink is rubbing off on my RKLB.
[+7] u/jorel43: I just spent $70 to fill up my tank what the fuck?
[+7] u/zachuwf: We buying DRAM tomorrow? Shares or calls?
[+7] u/KindlyTie6602: I feel good about my puts. Probably the nitrous
[+7] u/DiamondHands667: Bears are gonna be resurrected tomorrow
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Only $70? Rookie numbers
[+6] u/SatoriKind: Blood red tomorrow after hot CPI. My puts are printing
Then flip to calls before mango tacos and market goes green by close
As is tradition
[+6] u/Czyzzle: a 5% pullback would thin this sub by 20%
[+6] u/Most-Equivalent8399: stock down 1% "day of reckoning is upon us"
[+6] u/scm66: How did boomers fuck on waterbeds in the 70s?
[+5] u/0AskJeeves0: ASTS call buyers rotating their remaining funds into Peloton weeklies
[+5] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Long term yields kissing just below the shaft of 5%. If it goes over that, we bust and market gets post nut clarity
[+5] u/fenriswulfwsb: Why is everyone crying over tomorrow? What did I miss?
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: I bought iren at 57. Am I regarded?
[+5] u/no_sporks: Please tell me my $1450 SanDisk 5/15 puts print.
[+19] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: TACO Tuesday tomorrow. You know the drill 🇺🇸
[+14] u/ImpressiveCitron420: Sold 25,000 shares of MU on March 28th at $380. Had like $4M in profit at least and needed to protect my downside and mental health. I was back in before now, but not as extreme. I bought more MU and SNDK today. Y’all are fucking welcome for the entry.
[+13] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: I hate my fucking job what the fuck am I doing
[+13] u/Kociolinho: Tale as old as time, MU -3% on the midnight means +7% on the noon
[+13] u/Possible-Material693: It’s funny how r/money is more financially retarded than the people sucking off dudes behind the Wendy’s in this sub
[+12] u/UnholyTrigon: I thought spy was down 10% with the way bers are posting
[+12] u/Abe2025: Remember, if you want the stocks to go down, just hit the buy button. Yes, I did yesterday and getting fcked in the morning.
[+9] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Ceasefire is on "life support".
Peace negotiations are going well!
On to inflation reporting. I am sure it will be fine. We'll just look through that too! Nothing is real.
[+9] u/KevinWarshNudes: Ready for back shots daddy
[+8] u/drankleanonce: so is ASTS correction a solid entry point for 2 years?
[+8] u/CardiologistEqual336: would you rather make a million with options, or get hentaivirus
[+8] u/WailingWarbler: Fry from futurama has autism
[+8] u/Bananaskovitch: Is it a good week to start playing with options?
[+8] u/Bignutly: What if this is support and everything just keeps going higher
[+8] u/kenathen: no matter what cpi value, there will be reason for pump
[+7] u/Ok-Professional1925: Nbis calls everyone?
[+7] u/WallStreetBoners: Why is everybody scared?
[+7] u/RadFriday: Wtf is the play from this cryptic advice
[+7] u/GoodbyeThings: Gotta say I love these pre-market times where it's normal people (like me, in asia), early risers in europe, and people in the americas that really should be winding down and going to bed, but instead spend their time here
[+7] u/tnguyen5057: You call this a dip? Green by open
[+7] u/Ecstatic_Love4691: I was told up only sir
[+6] u/MufasasParachute: I bet your fish head wife doesn’t have cannons like these does she?
(.)(.)
[+6] u/DJisDopeAF: Powers that be really said “fuck it let’s hit em with a remix of 2020”
[+6] u/Godzilla_slayer: The End is Near. Sell everything.
[+6] u/100xOrBust: I’m taking out $100k in margin. You can’t stop me. I’ll let everyone know when I do and that will be the top. You’re welcome.
[+6] u/WooWheee: Wait is the market legit expecting 3.7%? Wtf?
[+6] u/Total-Savings6385: I was promised a lambo sir
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: What is this red next to my MU?
[+5] u/RonBlake: It’s legit one of the best sources on the internet for relevant trading news
[+5] u/Huat-Ah-Huat: Also MU should do an all out stock buyout of Msft.. that would be hilarious.
[+15] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: The sad part for the bears is they are right. This is a bubble and this will crash. But first they will lose all of their money so they cant profit from the crash
[+15] u/aioliravioli: ASTS has zero successful satellite launches this year with a humble 45 more planned by EOY
LMAO
[+11] u/Minute_Slide_4975: LOOK AT THAT GLORIOUS V
BER R BIGGLY DIDDLY FUK
[+10] u/DelvxeRed: Nobody knows what the market will do but we all know MSFT won’t do shit.
[+10] u/LavishnessTimely7372: DRAM just taking a breather before its next leg up
[+9] u/Ill-Inspector7980: Can’t believe we collectively got together to clown INTC guy whose grandma was watching.
Jokes were on us. Grandma would be proud
[+9] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Let me tell you a tale...
This whole AI thing was blowing up and NVDA was headed to the moon
I thought, self... Let's use ai to make money from ai...
CHATGPT...give me a list of publicly traded companies that supply NVDA...
It spat out an alphabetical list...
The first ticker was AAOI..M trading at 10 dollars a share..
Hmm better add they to my watch list. Too risky to just buy the stoci based on chatgpt...
AAOI trading at 184 a share tonight. Still on my watch list.
Haunting me.
[+9] u/ChristianM97: I bought 5 MU shares at 814, how cooked I am.
[+9] u/MistryMachine3: Nobody is pricing in a rate cut are they?
[+9] u/blitzdunce: generational dip buying opportunity
[+8] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: Because I bought calls in July it probably bleeds to zero and the company goes bankrupt
[+8] u/Inevitable_Estate459: The last few times when futures were red bulls joked around and made fun of bers because they knew it is going to be green by open.
Now they seem angry. That means the top is in. Anger will be followed by despair.
[+8] u/Deadweight047: The stock market behaves like a multiverse — bubbles inside bubbles inside bubbles, with endless possible outcomes.
Then you buy AI stocks at an all-time high and suddenly get transferred into the bagholder multiverse where the time is on your side.
[+7] u/bendraw: I wonder what the rate of autism is here compared to the larger population.
[+7] u/Inevitable_Estate459: The V won't come. Retail got greedy.
[+7] u/crazyfool319: ASTS = Ass & Titties
[+6] u/tristis_veritas: Cooked CPI "beats expectations", ***SPY +2%***.
Cooked CPI "above expectations of 3.8%", Fed to cut rates a few weeks later instead of today, ***SPY +0.2%***.
[+6] u/yayahi: Alright I shorted tech.
You’re welcome bulls
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: my banbets were so successful i’ve been banned from making any more.
basically learned to count cards and the house has kicked me out
!banbet SNDK 3000 92d
[+5] u/NoFuckingValue: With earnings this week it's gonna be the last chance to by FIG at 20 for a long, long time. I'm still not sure which direction but boy is it gonna move.
[+5] u/Deep-Ad-8525: No way my puts print, missed 4 times in a row
[+16] u/Psychological_Fly109: Green by open on cooked CPI data and axios report. You heard it here first
[+14] u/spac420: im never checking wsb at 2am ever again!
[+13] u/UnknownM007: Green by open. Touch 745 today
[+12] u/kairepaire: Pay attention to the sentiment change you will see here. Once the market drops everyone will say it was obvious. The reasons for the collapse will be argued so well that you'll think you are an idiot in hindsight for not realizing these yourself at the correct time.
[+12] u/Unfair_Adeptness_838: On green days META, MSFT drills. On red days META, MSFT also drill. Give respect to those who sacrificed themselves for semis rally
[+11] u/megaxanx: all my calls are fucked
[+11] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: Gametop Board asking shareholders to authorize dilution of up to 2,500,000,000 shares.
[+11] u/A55BAG: How long will this semiconductor dip last? I think last time it took like 4-6 hours.
[+10] u/OkResponsibility2470: The bers crawling out the woodwork tell me everything I need to know
[+9] u/daedalus_dance: Please rotate your Semiconductor winnings into 7 P/E Businesses with real cash flow so that the value investors finally get a break.
[+9] u/get_da_maney: Green by open.. somehow 🌝
[+9] u/aniote: The secret to compounding is to reinvest all of your earnings into the market until everything completely crashes and you sell
[+9] u/pingoo26: You just know the TACO today will be "they wanna make a deal, the NEW REGIME say they really wanna make a deal"
[+8] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: I can’t stand how every single subscription service will increase their rates yearly by MORE than the rate of inflation. Like fuck right off, you’re not worth more than you were a year ago. (My gym increased rates by 9%)
[+8] u/IndividualNo7155: Pooping right now (in the toilet)
[+8] u/mingesniffa6969: Down one or two percent and it’s like Schindlers list in here
[+8] u/MrHeavyRunner: Drop to 660 would be nice
[+8] u/Milksteak_Sandwich: Guess I should have waited another day to load up on more MU.
[+8] u/n1ck90z: Is DRAM down in the room with us right now?
[+8] u/AMX_revue: after hours green = open green, after hours red = open green
[+8] u/unholy-confetti: If you miss this dip, i dont even know what to tell you
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: It’s over for the stock market, we won’t see a Green Day ever again
[+7] u/-IQ200: Gonna huff 🐀 💩 to feel something, anyone wanna join?
[+7] u/Williamnguyen62838: STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN
[+7] u/KaiserWallyKorgs: So my friend is wondering if this basically means there's no peace deal until Trump gets back from China and if my port is cooked.
[+7] u/Jmanisup: I have Puts, but even I know this will be green by open \(〇\_o)/
[+7] u/CyanideMuffins: Just watched 3:10 to Yuma. What a fucking movie
[+7] u/IceyFoxes: bers will get slaughtered today
[+7] u/KarlLachsfeld: If any ber thinks ANYTHING will happen in Iran while Mango visits China, you are dumb ber.
[+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: Bagholders preparing. Whos gonna carry the boats?🗣🗣🗣
[+7] u/Tadikif: BERS R FUKD. big mouths at night, thinking they will change the market sentiment in here. What a joke, let them destroy all their wealth, if that is what they so desperately want.
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: oil got that dog in them
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: I’m deathly sick, out of groceries, everything on DoorDash is ass, and my MU holdings haven’t doubled since close.
It’s joever for me gg. Tell the Bers I said “LMAO”
[+6] u/Jaysler: Welp with the dip in place, CPI won’t be do much damage if the report is bad. Green by open!
[+6] u/the_jedi_are_evil: can someone eli5 what's happening to futes rn?
[+5] u/Mr_Madrass: I hope my car can run on water
[+5] u/boglemydingleregard: Everyone take a moment to thank the regards in here panicking tonight so the algos can pick it up and we may have yet another gloriously green day tomorrow. 🥂
[+15] u/Quirky_Push_2506: I bought everything at the top yesterday. I will be a bagholder for the next 20 years.
[+14] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Berrorists are active tonight be careful kids
[+12] u/GreatRegard: As a bear, I know this will shoot up after CPI and open at 750
[+12] u/FatFluffyFish: Why is everyone talking about being rugged. It’s barely down… Jesus. Is this everyone’s first day trading or something
[+12] u/Miserable_Mine_4189: Mu & SNDK down 4 & 5%, what do you expect lol
[+11] u/Technical_Scallion_2: Wow those DRAM calls I bought yesterday are doing amazing! I may even have 20% of my investment left at open
[+10] u/maffoobristol: I buy value stocks, good companies who are having a bit of a rough time, buy the dip, get it at a discount, lower my break-even, etc etc. It continues to drop until I'm at -50% and ready to step in front of a tram/monorail/other light rail.
Okay then. I'll take the opposite approach. Why buy losers and sell winners when I can buy winners? So I buy the Hottest Stock Right Now in Chip Technology to ride the waves of momentum. It hits the top, everyone sells at a massive profit, I see my position end up at -50%, start planning my light railway exit strategy and realise I don't have the £2 required to visit Pulborough Garden Centre's iconic mini steam railway so I just go back to bed.
[+10] u/MaxEhrlich: I’m buying the shit out of MU and DRAM at open
[+9] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Don’t open the market today pls !
[+9] u/DriftMint: Red is fake. Market turns green after open
[+9] u/OscarCapac: Are hYpErInFlAtIoN msm headlines back on the menu 😂 US has 3-4% inflation, the perfect sweet spot for a healthy economy
[+8] u/IncomingAxofKindness: General Mills about to pivot into DRAM
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: Thank god I bought July calls for MU.
Waiting for NVIDIA and earnings to send it to the moon
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: Truly a testament to the fomo around mu that after pumping 30% in a week, a "dip" is 2% and getting bought up. Absolute beauty 🥵🦅
[+7] u/Slow-Information-847: Axios is supposed to leak an article, China will mediate a peace agreement with TACO any minute from 3am now
[+7] u/PeachScary413: Wen Axios release "Peace talks going bigly well"? 🤌
[+6] u/nvidia69420: CPI cooked= rate cuts= stonks go up
CPI good= inflation stable= stonks go up right?? 😅
[+6] u/skin_flute_player: USO heard everyone talking shit.
[+6] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: so deep itm nothing is going to phase me on [MU](https://imgur.com/a/CYJorej). going to ride these till expiration
[+6] u/Pandabearie: RIP on my banbet on HIMS. See yall in 5 days.
[+5] u/porpington1770: You SanDicks better get out, this bitch is taking on water
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: We still clowning on ASTS?
[+5] u/jraiv420: Futes not looking good very concern for bol
[+5] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Ready to buy the flash crash
[+13] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Perfect bear trap in motion
[+12] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Inflation will print hot, Elon will say that there won't be inflation on Mars because the robots on Mars will only use doge coin as currency.
Prediction: TSLA +15% on the news, reaches 2T valuation and 500 p/e.
[+11] u/dumbest-bastard: Bols are finally fucked
- bers every goddamn day, always wrong
[+11] u/vanceraa: gamecock getting diluted just for ebay to say fuck you
[+10] u/A_Chair_Bear: -.37%.
It’s fucking over
[+9] u/CuriousSnake: My ban has been lifted. Bears can suck my balls, stocks only go up.
[+9] u/Wise-Scar-5175: I guess my family won’t eat this week 😔
[+8] u/VegitoBlue69: Data is stored in the balls
[+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Massive dump incoming (I just downed an espresso)
[+8] u/AlCapitaan: I’m quitting trading today. Youth is too valuable to be wasted staring at charts and spending your days in anxiety and fear. Youth should be used to travel, meet people, learn an instrument and making love to a beautiful woman. Don’t waste your life on this crap. Make something of your life. Before I leave though I do need one final trade what do you guys think ?
[+8] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: MSFT is red on a red day
MSFT is red on a green day
MSFT is red on a flat day
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: Red is just discount green
[+7] u/Aware_Secret_8910: One day you will think about Buffett and realize he was right all along about the 400B cash hoard
[+7] u/Filimon97: Ok it was nice and fun for some hours but its time to get back to these nice green candles!
[+7] u/SmoothMembership6316: lets do a -20% correction
[+7] u/eyerollingsex: When you’re reading the comments to a post 🤓
But then you realize they’re from India 🏃♂️
[+7] u/stupidber: Your ex was right about you
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: Just adopted a kitten and she isn’t letting me sleep
[+6] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #men can always sell anoos for money
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: even if we drop 2%, we are still higher than what we should be..
[+6] u/cryptobugle: Bols, we r still freinds rite?
[+6] u/HorseTanker: eBay rejected Ryan Cohen's offer. It's on the website
[+5] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: My bad guys. Bought a call on MU at 900 just before the dip.
[+5] u/NYGiants181: Why is everything getting shredded right now what happened?
[+18] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: CPI high = Moon
CPI mid = Moon
CPI low = Moon
[+15] u/Known_Chemistry_7633: Panic! Panic! Market has crashed to levels not seen since \*checks notes\* yesterday morning.
[+13] u/melodic_underoos: It's Tuesday. What will we see later today?:
A: Axios reports 2 week extension being considered
B: Announcement that direct negotiations have begun with the strait of hormuz
C: White House reveals National Boat Week
D: Strait of Hormuz renamed to Channel of Constructive Dialogue
E: Announcement "coming soon"
[+13] u/whomakesthetendies: Iran has the opportunity to do the funniest thing when 🥭 is on a plane
[+11] u/Lower-Condition-4104: Premarket being red before CPI is so diabolical. Don’t give bears hope just to rip their hearts out…..again.
[+11] u/Delicious_Put_5857: only one thing is certain: everyone calling the number fake no matter what it is
[+10] u/Oxidrox: ”Bloodbath”, ”panic sell”, ”hot inflation” etc.
Calls it is.
[+10] u/zug_moneycomes: After this rally is hard for me to believe that we won’t end up green :/
[+10] u/powerboner: My port is down 80% since Friday AMA
[+9] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Too much fear. Calls.
[+9] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Bought MU last week. Sold yesterday because I saw too many of you talking about it. Thanks for signaling the top. Once you are all pissed off I’ll buy back in
[+9] u/whitehypeman: Spoilers: inflation in line with expectations. Books cooked.
[+9] u/I_work_too_much: This last month has been so retarded that a single red day is going to make this entire sub insolvent instantly.
[+9] u/booster_gold__: The MU dip is here fellas we loading up calls?
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Wsb when MU was 100: 🐸 🪧 NO
Wsb when MU is 800: 🐸 🪧 YES
[+8] u/zug_moneycomes: I start to believe I can earn money on puts - good indicator to buy calls
[+8] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Holy shit the bear cope is unreal this morning.
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: "why MU not @ 900 today, what a scam market"
[+8] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Bears coming out of hibernation today
[+7] u/Kindled808: Sold MU at 250. I hate looking at it
[+7] u/Fit-Caregiver-7902: Sell mu now? Crazy run last week prob can’t keep momentum
[+7] u/Thick_Supermarket254: There still ber here that think spy won’t be at 760 eod…imagine being that regarded
[+7] u/NewAccount428412: Went cash gang today at around noon. 20k to 100k YTD.
[+6] u/brute-forced: Just paid orange gas prices this morning
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Nike has "no regrets over going woke" and would rather "share price go to zero than betray principles"
Is this grounds for a lawsuit? They can't be acting in shareholder interests right don't they legally have to?