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[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: I hate myself for not joining in on the memory madness
[+8] u/Ok-Historian-1033: ASTS ready to take off
[+8] u/SuffiecientSapian: So when the two giants Meta and MSFT say “hey we are going to reduce capex spending because it’s not only destroying our stock but also our margins” then what happens to all this memory stock?
Acting like this isn’t cyclical is incredibly dumb
[+8] u/powerboner: MSFT is actually a worthless cunt. My fucking God what a painfully horrible decision I made buying calls
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY is down 80 cents. End of the world is here boys.
[+7] u/cfaawlday: MY MEMORY STONKS ARE PUMPING LEGOOOO 🚀🚀
[+6] u/AdOk3638: Open the casino you crazy bastard! 😡
[+6] u/27onfire: If that happens we'll just refinance
[+6] u/No-Put2311: MU, I know you’ve had a crazy last week but I think you got another 10% day in you today
[+6] u/JustCan6425: Guys, load up on MU and DRAM calls for your family’s sake, right at open 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/kaden_dd: Rklb ending positive
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: drink ~~the blood of your enemies~~ water
[+45] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I’m down 80k since MSFT earnings but I made $50 mowing a lawn this weekend so I’ll call it even
[+37] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Same shit. US sends BS proposal, Iran says eat a dick, 🥭 threatens to bomb them, nothing happens, repeat
[+29] u/dljmonkeyboiz: WELCOME OFFICIALLY TO WEEK 7 OF FUK YOUR PUTS
[+15] u/Moepenmoes: WHO CARES ABOUT BUBBLES, KEEP INFLATING IT, DON'T POP IT AND WE'LL BE FINE LMAO
[+14] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Spent $60 in gas to make $40 on DoorDash lmao.
[+13] u/Soffatjockis: Everyone full porting MU.
Hmm... I should probably sell.
Inversing wsb usually the play.
[+13] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Mu has transported me to valhalla.
[+13] u/RoastedPeanuts1812: It is sinful to short a stock
[+12] u/hv876: Welcome to another week of “how is this possible?”
[+12] u/RoastedPeanuts1812: Bears are financial terrorists
[+12] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Sndk and MU are still very undervalued btw
[+11] u/whitehypeman: Ai can't even remember the previous answer it gave me. It's gonna need a lot of memory, lol
[+11] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Lost $1000 pre market
[+11] u/hioman01: ASTS acquires RKLB in earnings call?
[+11] u/Moepenmoes: "Do not invest more money than you're willing to lose" Bro I'd even invest my kidneys
[+10] u/CalRippedken: Spent all weekend gooning to Eric Furries and now I have the Hentai virus. Now open the strait you crazy mother fuckers and give me 50% stock and 50% cash or I'll unleash the Cannons and you'll be totally obliterated. Check the website.
Thank you for you're attention to this matter.
[+10] u/CeruleanBlueEyes: How do I cope with my regarded decisions. I missed all stocks that went parabolic somehow. I cant be the only one right??
[+10] u/wafflepiezz: I bought calls on $MU at all time highs last Friday and it’s still going up
Holy fuck this shit is literally unlimited money glitch
[+10] u/piszczel: Bag7 is so last year. DRAM new king in town
[+10] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: So software is in the gutter bc nobody can make enough profits with AI but yes there will always be unlimited chip demand in that case
[+9] u/Luketeiro: Dont order lunch guys, you may not have money to pay for it.
[+9] u/Electrical-Snow5167: Believe it or not, calls on open
[+9] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Resisting the FOMO becomes harder every day
[+9] u/sayemsosa: https://preview.redd.it/1t3uco75sh0h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7957562a97a45a22c3c6937cfb3de83d297d2802
Full ported MU right now, will speak again when the big boys will beg me to buy my shares at 1000$
[+9] u/analgape4206969: Vix up oil up market up
[+9] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: MU being a spoiled, dirty slut again.
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: My bank issued a warning to be careful on the current market, but that going all in on AI is still a safe play
[+9] u/knoqd_: **Sellers will be found and dealt with.**
[+9] u/Dull_Reply5229: We're a few levels above euphoria. What's this one called?
[+8] u/purub123: Iren bulls on their knees for next round of dilution
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Where does all the money being invested even come from?
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: We had the Mag 7 now we have the Meme 3
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: listen regards, this summer when you go to the beach and get caught in a rip current dont ever fight against it, go with it and swim sideways. The same applies to dumb BERS, dont fight this bull run regards, go with it. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRAISE BE TO REGARDS!
[+8] u/DisgrunltedDan: 🔔 Alright guys official warning for you all !
🚨 IM GETTING INTO INTEL CALLS,
I REPEAT I (ME) AM BUYING $INTC CALLS .
Get the fuck out while u still can !
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Advanced Money Deployer can’t be stopped.
[+8] u/gamersEmpire: Steak or lobster tonight my fine MU and AMD holders?
[+8] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: TONIGHT I WILL SACRIFICE A GOAT IN THE NAME OF BILLY GATES, IF THAT DOES NOT MAKE MSFT GO GREEN, IDK WHAT WILL.
[+8] u/jasperCrow: The trend is your friend until it’s not. But we’re not in the until it’s not phase yet.
[+8] u/Able-Technology-8055: Taking a fat dump, ripping my vape, watching the markets rip. Im gonna lose so much money today.
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: I think memory companies are going to be the next big thing.
[+7] u/x3i4n: weekend is boring when casino is closed
[+7] u/TheWokenessInjector: Hantavirus positive cases from the cruise ship now in the US.
Loading up on Moderna calls.
[+7] u/jasperCrow: I know a lot of you regards need to hear this.
Stock repricing ≠ bubble.
It means the market didn’t accurately price in the tsunami of demand that has started showing up in memory stock ERs the last few weeks.
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Anyone still holding microsoft is just a masochist
[+7] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: MSFT SHIT UP MY ASS, EVEN MY DNA-STRING HAS SHIT IN IT NOW.. THANKS MSFT
[+7] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Gonna fomo 10k each to MU Intel and Sndk at open fuck it
[+7] u/dontslambro: We’ve got companies worth hundreds of billions of dollars trading like meme stonks
[+7] u/zug_moneycomes: Red days are illegal
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: 35% of my port is now MU. I feel like I'm bagholding the 65%. Looking at you MSFT and ORCL
[+7] u/boraboca: I wanna short INTC but I already know that stock will stay regarded longer than I can stay liquid
[+7] u/ercanbas: Might be some profit taking on MU today. Be careful.
[+7] u/UnknownM007: I knew I’d regret selling my MU calls last thursday
[+7] u/Samjabr: Remember - resumption of hostilities in Iran means we get to declare ceasefire later again for more all-time highs
Also, INTC...
WTF?
[+7] u/justanaveragejoe520: Inflation coming home to roost but it seems for now it’s just making stocks look attractive. Companies spouting ai still have the purchasing power to keep the circle jerk continuing while consumers get fried.
Obviously calls.
Long term we fucked but for now we only going up.
[+7] u/Retaining-Wall: Oil is my favourite meme commodity.
[+7] u/Blyadhole: Mold in cheese = tasty
Mold in the bathroom = disgusting
Double standards
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: It's funny that some of you don't even know the market is going to crash Tuesday
[+7] u/hardcrepe: I think I’m gonna aim for early retirement. Yeah there is a chance I lose all the money and have to go work in my 60s but I feel like there is more to gain to having fun early while the body still works than 20+ years from now where money might be worthless anyway. This isn’t even counting random death in the between time which has happened to people I know.
[+7] u/Samjabr: Do I have this right
Sell everything I own, including my home, and invest the proceeds into MU?
[+7] u/Apple2o: Sitting in SPY getting my fat .1% a day while MU retires retards
[+6] u/Philthatman: Can we move on from the strait lads? This sort of behaviour was what made us lose money thinking tariffs mattered 4 months after the fact lol
[+6] u/patelchief90: intel and amd might be most regarded pumps, they have no reason to be pumping everyday
[+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Literally goes up in a straight line. I am in absolute awe.
[+6] u/dontslambro: Now we pump on talks with China. This market won’t ever see a 1% drop.
[+6] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: OH BILLY GATES WHAT DO I NEED TO DO, FOR MSFT TO BE GREEN.. YOU FUCKING TICK INFESTED GOBLIN
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: People buying stocks like monkeys throwing sht against the wall
[+6] u/solidsneeze: I propose this round instead of stonks, they be called stanks
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Keep it up MU, I've already ordered a lambo catalogue at my local lambo dealer. What color do I get?
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: I genuinely wish for this entire sub to end up rich next weeks - But only if I get rich as well tho
[+6] u/Huge-Ad-8210: ASTS pumps today with earnings I hope
[+6] u/_rockthemike: We all buying DRAM, but look at MRAM today. Holy shit
[+6] u/No-Clerk7943: Microsoft softer than my flaccid dick
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Dumping my MSFT bags today, what a piece of shit stock lmfao
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: If Wendy goes bankrupt, which dumpster will the bers hangout behind then?
Probably the dumpster behind the local ai data center.
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Looks like another week of the same shit with MSFT. Starts at $410 and will go up to \~$420 by Wednesday and then be flat/sell off by Monday
[+6] u/vermilli21: Memory stocks gonna pop off even more if that Samsung strike goes on for much longer
[+6] u/deben360: Been a few weeks since the last once in a lifetime event
[+6] u/knoqd_: Congratulations to INTC and AMD for curing hentaivirus
[+5] u/URWorthLoving: First
Good morning everyone!
[+5] u/wendysdumpstr: surely if i ape calls back into DRAM it goes -10% today, i may sit out to let you guys print
[+5] u/oldprecision: Getting tax advice from LLMs is whack. Gemini: yes you can do that. Copilot: it is perfectly legal. Claude: No, you can’t do that.
[+5] u/kal14144: Market flatter than Byron Noem’s real tits
[+5] u/tango_foxtrot410: half ported into muu fuck fuck fuck
[+5] u/Additional_Heat_902: Someone bought MU at $805 last night
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: BILLY GATES LISTEN HERE YOU TICK INFESTED LIMP DICK.. I HATE YOU AND I HATE HOLDING MSFT
[+5] u/stonksf: SHOULD I SELL MY INTEL??
[+5] u/hayleybts: I change my opinion msft is a loser
[+5] u/_pout_: Convinced that 99% of retail invests in the same 10 stocks
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: GETTING CUCKED BY BILLY GATES, BUT MU SAVES ME FROM THIS TICK INFESTED SHIT COMPANY.. THANS MU CHU CHU
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Satya Microsoft needs to do something quick, bagholders are desperate
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: amd put bagholders quadrupled down just to go -100% on every single thing LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Knarre30: How is Spy up last week after a possible deal and still on the same level after Iran refuse peace deal again?
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Feeling rich this week, might visit my local Wendy's today and tip the fries bagger
[+5] u/Dismal_Foundation784: When qqq is only up 0.10% I would call that a generational dip
[+5] u/ateranol: The euphoria is now the same as it was in Covid-era. Cyclicals trading at double-digit price/sales and sometimes even triple-digits P/E at (likely) the peak of the cycle can not end well.
[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: I think actually market knowledge and studying complex topic made me worse investor
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: BREAKING: IREN being bombed.
[+5] u/Standard-Top-5942: sndk forward PE is like 11
[+5] u/sitbar: PSA to bears: Just go long Oil
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Semis only up 2-5% is basically a red day now
[+5] u/larry-the-dream: I decide that today will be …. Green
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Bulls have a secret Bear fetish
they simply canNot stop talking bout them
😂
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: BILLY GATES YOU LISTEN HERE YOU TICK DICK, MAKE MSFT GO GREEN PLEASE
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: the year is 2026, amd pumps minimum of 2% every single day to take revenge on the bers who shorted the q4 2025 ER. Lisa Su is president LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/ateranol: Shorting semis and memory. Down with the clankers.
[+33] u/potato111a: https://preview.redd.it/ngcb5sa37i0h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec669efa4bf06c1c43414583b7900178294c07fd
LMAO 🤌
[+24] u/TheRealJohnOptions: I am updating my MU price target to $5000
[+23] u/RoyalFail6: I could’ve skipped 6 decades worth of labor and be retired by now if I just kept holding SNDK 🤡
[+22] u/Rosebunse: Well, my mom's coworker died suddenly over the weekend and they think it was from blood clots. This is your reminds that if you have weird unaccountable swelling in your legs, weird cold or warm patches in your legs, and have weird pain, you might have a blood clot in your leg. Go to the ER now, please.
Like now, go right now.
[+21] u/Muted-South4737: I think fullconductors are the next play. No more half measures.
[+17] u/Valkorion335786: Bers the type of people to drop $5k on a girl’s birthday just to get a “thank youuuu” and a side hug
[+16] u/McClintockC: Buy high
Sell higher 🤷♂️
[+16] u/Star_Lord924: I tell myself every fucking day to NOT make any moves the first 10-20 minutes. Let shit settle. And then I fomo the first 3 minutes and then get mad at myself when it dips. Like fuck.
[+15] u/whatisthisforkanker: Everybody including me is scared for a dump
Time to buy calls at open, moon it is
[+15] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Bro if youre already over 100 comments in the first *hour* of the daily thread you need to get a life LMAO 🤌
[+14] u/TheRealJohnOptions: I am downgrading my price target on MSFT to $0.56
[+13] u/mnfatz: Selling bitcoin and buying MU at all time highs
[+13] u/J_da_CPA: Every morning I sit on the toilet like a king on his throne reviewing yesterday’s decisions and making new ones under pressure
[+13] u/WindNo3445: https://preview.redd.it/xesl5wf98i0h1.png?width=1070&format=png&auto=webp&s=d05757fbfe4eee35a66bbc8ed4c8e07956d1cf70
Onwards my fellow regards, full port weeklys
[+12] u/getupforwhat: The train is leaving. Last chance to buy the top.
[+12] u/Character_Set3454: Spy is stuck in that stupid glitch where it's going down again, someone bang on the top a couple times
[+12] u/DateUser66: ASTS either gonna +15% or - 15% there is no other option
[+12] u/NoProfessional4650: Inshallah MU breaks $850 today and I become a multimillionaire. Yalla yalla habibi!!
[+12] u/jeffynihao: Trump presidency and covid was my opportunity to yolo and retire
retire. I fucked it up my opportunity.
Im going to be a wage slave forever
[+12] u/LasyKuuga: A job interview is just 2 ppl lying to each other to get what they want
[+11] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Data centres are the railroads of this century.
[+11] u/BladeFireQ: Why the heck is everything green except my portfolio 🥀
[+10] u/Madrid_Fan: Is DRAM gonna have another 100% day please
[+10] u/31andnotdone: just watched a woman put a homemade diaper on her pet peacock 🦚 and decided thats enough social media for today.
[+10] u/hopewellroad: Only 1h left before Trump says he had the best and deepest talks of his life
[+10] u/McClintockC: #🚨BREAKING🚨
AMD CEO demands consumers stop referring to company as "Advanced Money Destroyer." Cites recent stock price rise.
Wall Street declines to comment.
More at 6
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: Shhhhhhhh, TSLA, shhhhhhhh. It'll be alright.
\*gently screws on silencer\*
It's gonna be alright.
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: Can't wait for open so I can make a terrible decision which I also tie to my emotional state for maximum compounding pain.
[+10] u/nocashflow_: Did [monday.com](http://monday.com) really report earnings on a Monday morning? Those rascals
[+10] u/OkEnd9276: I just took out 50x leverage loan of 1million from my local loan shark at 3% interest a week. Putting 500k on MU and 500k on SNDK. Literally can’t go tits up.
[+10] u/drytexterfinalboss: Sometimes the best play is no play at all 🤌
[+10] u/Ujmnhy152: God damn that’s a good track record
[+9] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: I'm about to sell Microsoft man what a shitty 6 months it's been
[+9] u/RegardMode: All the proposal seems like the same recycled shit.
🥭 threats Iran for unacceptable demands.
2 days later talks are going great. New proposal expected.
Stock market pumps, oil dumps on the news.
Proposal turns out to be the same demands from Iran.
Rinse and repeat
[+9] u/CerebrumMortuus: MU laughs at the color red
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: fun fact:
🥭 bankrupted 6 Casinos.
Global financial markets may be the seventh 🥭 bankruptcy.
[+9] u/Legendary-Lemon: 80% of this sub is balls deep in MU, SNDK or DRAM.
[+9] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Nvdia to purchase 10% stake in MU.
Too the moon
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Yall are making money? I thought this was just a sub for donating to market makers
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: I feel like this thread is all bots or way too bullish on some semis or both. It's scary. Reminds me of SLV
[+8] u/callsonreddit: i get the feeling we gonna dump at open..
for many tech stocks anyways
[+8] u/twostroke1: LMFAO BEARS 🤡👈🤣
sorry, just practicing for later today.
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: Dont buy the top omfg
[+8] u/CorndogSummer: There will never be an agreement because Iran will never willingly give up their own uranium. 🥭 will either have to put boots on the ground eventually or claim false victory and walk away.
[+8] u/Mike87055: I have no idea whether to buy or sell, but I know for certain that whatever I do, it will do the exact opposite.
[+8] u/derbmacflerb: A nice healthy -2.5% SPY day to reload on calls would be nice
[+8] u/CarefulAd4757: Market is crashing. I’m about to liquidate everything
[+8] u/Snoo23417: I'm really worried we might see a -0.1% pullback today, destroying the weekly gain from 5% to just 4.9%.
[+8] u/odity9: My buddy my buddy, wherever MU goes...SNDK goes!
[+8] u/Rinolboss: To buy or not buy MU, i hate these moments
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i think this is worse than 2021, at least then we had nothin else to do, rates were 0 and you'd all been given a booster in your robinhood
this is just flat out retarded
[+8] u/housemouse431: imagine that on Jan 1st you just yoloed 20 grand into sandisk and never touched a option.
[+8] u/Glum-Mortgage-5860: MU 4% isn’t going to cut it anymore. Get to $820 and then we can talk
[+8] u/goldtank123: I sold
Amd mu lite after a
20% gain
Cry for
Me
[+8] u/mr_stupid_face: Many of us will never be happy since we wish we put more $$ in to positions that are working out
- or -
We regret the positions that are having us consider a few shifts at the Wendy’s Dumpster.
[+8] u/RampantPrototyping: Sydney Sweeney just endorsed silver
[+8] u/ukweeve: Money. Ready. Must. Buy. In. At. The. Top.
[+8] u/getupforwhat: it's pronounced Barcelona
[+7] u/Snowman33001: It’s going up forever, bers.
[+7] u/Summerdaysengineer: Yall way too bullish. Makes me scared for my MU position
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: americas lost century will not be televised.
it will be shitposted on wsb while US financial markets crash and don't recover until late 2090s.
[+7] u/Mosnet99: Why do we do DD? Vibe trading is the key
[+7] u/frogboyjr: silver bags getting lighter day by day
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: How are European countries centuries older than the US and still poor
[+7] u/daddysgirl794: Silver squeezing to a new ATH by end of month and this sub is gonna miss it cause regards were too busy buying puts at the bottom
[+7] u/ThisIsMyRedditAcct20: Just saying, if anyone uses the “🤌”, I will downvote you.
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Inflation bout to smoke some new retirees
[+7] u/WarenBoffet: Your boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what makes you cheers !
[+7] u/Memento_mori9608: Everyone is talking about mu/sndk, but don’t sleep on other aspects of the AI trade like networks, energy, and cooling
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Silver squeeze INCOMING
[+7] u/Miker1730: Microslop going to the dumpster again!
[+7] u/svpa3991: \*checks msft\*
Yep won’t be coming to the market today
[+7] u/trsx5: Buy low, panic sell lower
[+7] u/mighty_sys_admin: red fades to green
and green fades to green
:)
[+7] u/KYEEZY98: Boomer metals taking off
[+7] u/Red_V_Standing_By: MU and DRAM are going to insta rocket up on the open (again)
[+7] u/Admirable_Tie3700: Do all Israelis have the same hairdo? Looks uncomfortable af.
[+6] u/Snowman33001: Sometimes I’m too tired to get out of bed, but I do it, because this money isn’t gonna lose itself, now is it?
[+6] u/VaIentineX: those LMAO guys are fucking insufferable
[+6] u/cgonz15: SNDK sees $1,000-1,100 before $2,000 🥱
[+6] u/cgonz15: Dear MU please dump to low 700s for dip buyer
[+6] u/Impressive_Trick_573: If you’re not thinking about selling you’re not thinking
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: I think today and tomorrow MU and SNDK are kinda flat to give Bers hope
Wednesday we pump again
[+6] u/tristis_veritas: AI snake oil scam in a nutshell.
>Semis: "chips should be revenue and profits, show on the income statement!"
>Hyperscalers: "chips should not be a cost but an investment, not show up on the income statement!"
Which is it? 😂
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Top analysts declare market officially in 'oversold' territory due to this morning's swing - expect 5% rally daily this week.
[+6] u/FredMc: I felt like a genius buying 1000 shares of intc at $20 and selling at $43 fml
[+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: So chipotle tastes like drywall yet it’s worth $42 billion…
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Mu up 5% ‘its drilling!’
[+6] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: Everyone porting into MU. I'm here with too much money in NBIS. 💀 💀
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Im scared to lose money bc i work for it and i work hard and dirty job and … yes
[+6] u/Flashy_Lie3912: Microsoft is fucking me rn.
[+6] u/Dragonprincess88: Is it too late for me to get into MU
[+6] u/-user222: hentaivirus pump explained
-10% first day after lockdown
+30% after lockdown ends
[+6] u/kim82352: looks like another +15% day for semis
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: THE BEARS SHALL LAY CLAIM TO THIS DAY🫴
[+6] u/TheBreadMan10: If I hit $75k net today I’m shaving my head and committing to finance bro life
[+6] u/OkEnd9276: Bruh. Why we dipping
[+6] u/OkEnd9276: Wtf! Why is oil dumping making tech dump, makes no sense.
[+6] u/Long-FDs: I might not be making money, but at least i didnt buy MSFT
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: Rddt allergic to green lmao
[+6] u/West_Track_9927: nice try regard bessent with your oil shorts
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Fucking msft let me break even
[+6] u/Chango_unchaind: Hurry up and announce fractional options contracts
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+6] u/CerebrumMortuus: MSFT is gonna fly once the hardware momentum runs out and money rotates to software
I'll see you behind Wendy's in the meanwhile
[+6] u/SatoriKind: Buy calls at open. Market is going to frontrun taco tuesday. But tomorrow will actually be red because of hot CPI. QQQ calls at open, IWM puts at close
[+6] u/Free-Championship828: I hope you guys never know what it’s like to lay in bed at night thinking about how many years worth of money you lost on that stock you truly believed in ⭐️
[+6] u/Fun-Journalist2276: bought mu puts last friday, burned my money away ... nice
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: I wonder how markets would react if the US treasury gets margin called and declares bankruptcy
[+6] u/Big_Commission_1173: What do we reckon MU will hit today? 850?
[+6] u/YasJGFeed: 5/15 1200 is degenerate as hell. Why not sell all, and go longer dated?
[+6] u/i_may_need_rope_soon: Calls for the run up and sell before earnings
[+5] u/FutureSage: Micron back to 800 by 10 minutes
[+5] u/Snowman33001: If you think AI is a bubble, you ain’t black!
This is changing the world dramatically and it’s happening fast!
I think most people have no idea what’s possible with it now because they tried ChatGPT a couple years ago and were like “meh.” Oh well, they’ll learn in due time.
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: God fucking damn dude. How much does the market hate META and MSFT? The only two fucking MAG7s that i picked are getting curb stomped for no reason
[+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Gonna be another +13% day for MU.
[+5] u/Game3k: DGXX is the next APLD
[+5] u/NonsensicalWorries: My calls are down 50% :( theta cucked me hard.
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Imaging buying calls on a company that made the Zune
[+5] u/mousepop321: I’m a SOUN bag holder
[+5] u/rapsfan1515: SNDK HEADED FOR $1000 BY FRIDAY
[+5] u/MoMeanMugs: My portfolio is now into yoga. It will perform the downward dogshit this morning.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: This is just simply a call entry point before the painfully obvious taco later tomorrow
[+5] u/Altair82: OPEN THE CRAZY BASTARDS YOU PRAISE ALLAH
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: A little red and then taco tuesday
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: This isn't flying
This is falling, with style!
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # Any1 know any henatvirus tickers puwheeze?
[+5] u/DateUser66: open the whoremuz you crazy strait bastards!
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Even Michael Burry is not shorting this market anymore and bears still buying puts
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: Whats worse than ber? Being in Microslop 🤣
[+5] u/ArkAngelEV: there will never be a red day ever again
[+5] u/oliver2022: full porting INTC and MU
[+5] u/Striker_Game: all „intel to moon“ motherfuckers will be crying by weekend
[+5] u/MomentPrestigious180: I'm okay if the market is down because of tech bubble or private credit situation, but a hard NO to hantavirus. Not that shit again
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: MU has traded more than 10% of their daily volume in pre market. MU about to have another 11% day when the volume comes
[+5] u/vanceraa: stop edging me and just pump please sir
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Don't cry for me, Argentina
The truth is, I never left you
All through my wild days, my mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance
[+5] u/abused-throwawayy: This shit gonna open green and my puts will curse me for buying them
[+5] u/Old-Commission2782: NFLX and MSFT continue to shit the bed
[+5] u/Important_Yoghurt722: When it's red. Full port calls anyways. Be a man.
[+5] u/Malefic-Angel: lmao MU never stopping ever
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: DRAM saving my port lol
[+5] u/Keiigo: I’m loading up on MRNA calls
[+5] u/Regarded-Mastodon: MMs lowering premarket on a monday so the week long pump that follows doesn't look too suspicious
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Don’t worry bros and bris, I’m monitoring the situation.
[+5] u/RjBloxks: Does anyone else get the shakes before Monday open specifically? Like an alcoholic waiting on his first drink of the day smh
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: AI AI AI CHIP CHIP CHIP
NVIDIA RED BUY DIP AVGO RED BUY DIP MAKE GREEN
CHIP AI CHIP AI
[+5] u/sunnydays2121: AST SPACEMOBILEEEEEEEEEEEEE
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: You guys could’ve bought SNDK when it was like $100 cheaper but did you? Sigh
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: Because they’re oil tankers not oil mooners duh
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: MU on a day it dips below -4%
[+20] u/SourlandRides: Successfully just bought MU at the top. Its over
[+12] u/youarenut: WHO ELSE FOMO INTO MU AT THE TOP
[+12] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Which one of you bought MU at 818.67
[+12] u/MadmantheDragon: My god RKLB ASTS I’m gonna flip this fucking work desk fuck yeah
[+11] u/Warm_Tzatziki: On a company Town hall Call being told everything's Gucci, same time the presenting manager has on the taskbar next meeting "layoff prep"
Motivating
[+11] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation
[+11] u/PushAble2463: MSFT is such garbage
[+11] u/miss_L_fire: This is the dip y’all who have been saying you want to get into MU on a pullback have been waiting for
[+11] u/fuckedupandhungry: Sorry guys, bought some DRAM. Looks like that was the tippy top.
[+10] u/wanggoesinataco: NFLX is a piece of shit.
[+10] u/Noxitati0n: Spy is really gonna fuck me for being a ghey bear for one day today huh
[+10] u/Dramatic_Step_3594: Is MU gunna reach 1000??
[+10] u/bigfan49: It’s starting to take a real mental toll seeing every single stock on my watchlist go parabolic except the ones I own
[+10] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Which one of you fuckers bought MU at $818? 😡
[+9] u/DDGib: OPEN THE FUCKING FISH HEADS YOU CRAZY CANNONS
[+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: doooo you have the time, to listen to me whine
[+9] u/DoritoDustSnorter: You fomo'd in at the top because you're a regard
I didn't fomo in at the top because I didn't have the money
we are the same
Just in different economic places in life
[+9] u/asianlongdong: FOMOd MU at the top 💔
[+9] u/vCharged: SNDK provides an opportunity, no one pounces - then it goes up $300 the next day 🔁
[+9] u/Mindless-Program-540: Up 10% today on NVDA, ASTS, RKLB calls at open, done and out.Threw the gains into shares long term can carry the rest of the day.
[+9] u/Lapidated_Llama: Prepping for an interview to be a Regional Project manager and if I get the postion im quitting daytrading and options to focus on the job. Wish my luck I sincerely hope I get it because options make me suicidal. 69.9k total loss .
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: how the fuck did we gap up 1% overnight lmao wtf
[+9] u/bols_are_cooked: It's just like the top of the dotcom bubble; same rhetoric, same PE, same crumbling fundamentals.
[+9] u/Stryker9110: THIS MARKET WILL NEVER DIE, IT FEEDS ON PEOPLE BEING BEARISH. THE MORE PEOPLE THINK IT’S A BUBBLE THE MORE IT WILL GO UP JUST TO MESS WITH YOU. IT HAS REACHED FULL REGARD SENTIENCE AND WILL NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY REGARD BULL IS RICH
[+8] u/SovietDog1342: The bear run lasted genuinely 45 seconds
[+8] u/CMac681: Trading from Italy today.
The market hasn’t opened and I’m already wasted.
Bad financial decisions coming soon to DVD and Blu Ray
[+8] u/Specialist_Berry_725: this will be a weird day I can feel it in my balls
[+8] u/SouthNice7324: How unemployed do you have to be to post 284 times in one day on WSB
[+8] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: The wife says she and her boyfriend need a new vacation home, so here I am.
[+8] u/unexceptiontotherule: MSFT is for losers. (I own MSFT)
[+8] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: Fucking timed it right for once. Sold my GOOGL earlier to get some more Intel, and it dumped immediately as the market opened.
I should buy some scratch cards.
[+8] u/UnivalveX: anything below +1% is a red day
[+8] u/tiny_toof: SORRY IT DUMPED BC I BOUGHT
[+8] u/omebyte: Is this “dip” with us in the room?
[+8] u/ChristianM97: GUYS DO I BUY THIS MU dip?
[+8] u/Adamos0210: Feel like MU is gonna pull a SNDK and be over 1000
[+8] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: im like the lebron of buying at the absolute top
[+8] u/ten7four: Yeah I'm out. Moving all my money into safe haven assets CAR and BIRD
[+8] u/SKJ_2012: Imagine not buying that MU dip
[+8] u/nothingsusphere: Back to the regular pumping for MU
[+8] u/No_Current3675: Micropeen & META red. Of course.
[+8] u/SlapYouSilly999: CALLS. ITS WHATS FIR DINNER
[+8] u/thethor1231: Cmon MU, you can get 817 once, so you can do it twice and pass it with another 20%
[+8] u/ToughVegetable2483: Sold my calls enjoy spy 740
[+7] u/MadmantheDragon: Think about it, if a stock was actually good it would never go down because nobody would ever sell it. Which means you should only buy things that keep going up and never buy things if they dip
[+7] u/bigfan49: MU at 790 looks like a good buy
[+7] u/spectra444: Holy lol... concern for ber
[+7] u/Far_Addition1210: US and French national test positive for Hantavirus. US citizen is in Nebraska isolating.
[+7] u/CryptoTAGod: RIP the false prophet SNDK, only MU can save us now
[+7] u/Isometric_exercises: This dip will last approx 8 minutes
[+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: If you like MU @ $800 you’ll love it @ $400!!!!!
[+7] u/ChanceStunning5407: NVDA touching 6 TRIOLLION MARKET CAP
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: MU 815 was the top!
for the next hour. Tomorrow it opens @ 900
[+7] u/TurbodToilet: This is genuinely getting stupid
[+7] u/youarenut: WHO ELSE FOMO INTO MU AT THE TOP
[+7] u/Infinite-Meet: feel so dirty for buying calls
[+7] u/Stack_Johnson: Seeing a lot of noobs making a shit load of money thinking they’re geniuses
[+7] u/illinformed-will: Seriously apart from gamma squeeze, short covering and other MM shenanigans does any of it make sense ? I'm doubting my basic comprehension of economy here
No gay bering, just really puzzled
[+7] u/Warm_Tzatziki: Day 30 of missing out on MU "cause it can't go up forever"
Seems it can, and I hate money
[+7] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: ahhh fuck it, 5k on MU. let it ride
[+7] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Prayers for all the MSFT baggies 🙏
[+7] u/UnivalveX: SPY 800 end of week is not a meme
[+7] u/csklmf: obey the order, join the ride of ASTS and NBIS earning play. Market is hot. Its not that hard to figure this shit out
[+7] u/refrigeratorsHD: Who bought Mu at 818
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: So hantavirus is spreading more than was thought. I’ve seen this one before lmfao
[+7] u/wotton: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
[+7] u/Bizonistic: USO ⬆️⬆️⬆️
VIX ⬆️⬆️⬆️
SPY ⬆️⬆️⬆️
Gey bers 👎👎👎
[+7] u/Jesoo_: bought MU at the literal absolute top, I’m sorry regards, it’ll never go back up again
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers with their stupid ass falling dishes meme every
weekend lmao
[+7] u/Asleep_Tale_2202: Told yall they shaking off the pussies.
[+6] u/iamjt: We are supposed to drop like rocks today but it hasn't happened
[+6] u/Nero23x: Morning future Mu millionaires 🦖
850 today
[+6] u/RatchetCliquet: Are we still on MU? How far is this thing gonna go
[+6] u/widerdog: pltr stop going down challenge impossible
[+6] u/bklotrgoblet: Is everyone in here fat or stupid or is it just me
[+6] u/Stryker9110: I’m slamming my life savings into MU and DRAM. I have historically called the top of every major rally once I buy. You have been warned
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Everyone go home. Market is closed today due to hantavirus
[+6] u/Foreigntragedy: Metal bears in absolute shambles
[+6] u/civillyRange: The Kobeissi Letter, which tracks foreign holdings of U.S. financial assets, overseas investors now allocate a “record 63%” of their portfolios directly to U.S. equities.
Stay out of our market you damn europoors
[+6] u/Ok-Art6659: Go ‘safe’ with DRAM or yolo ASTS er?
[+6] u/YepRabbit: $NVDA's Jason is going to China with Trump this week, just letting u know.
[+6] u/ThaddeusJP: Federal government is considered suspending the national gas tax which will save you all of 18 cents per gallon.
Philip that would save me all of $2.52. It's like throwing a Band-Aid on a gaping bullet wound.
Every station around me is in the 4.90s or $4.99. Nobody wants to go over five bucks here.
[+6] u/MaoPam: We're at the top and due for a dump.
However I'm tired of missing out so I'm buying bullish. All of you with puts, feel free to thank me by EoD.
[+6] u/SignificanceFew5212: Remember to sell everything as soon as you see red
[+6] u/OscarCapac: OMEGALUL MICRON UP 40% IN 5 DAYS
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: Microslop lmaooooooo
[+6] u/Harper3313: MU probably going to keep pumping until earnings report on June 24 for sure. The only question is how high will it go before then.
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # IREN bag holders in shambles LMAO💀🤌
[+6] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Is the music going to stop today?
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Buying reputable MAG 7 stocks: 🤮🤮🤮
Buying the Semi hype: 😎😎😎
[+6] u/davidbigham: MSFT is worst than my saving account performance .
[+6] u/rand_walking_charts: Oil up, vix up, stonks up. This is a new black 😂
[+6] u/Lossendal: Haha just bought mu at ath and it's going down yay
[+6] u/DoritoDustSnorter: market is making grilled cheese sandwiches at night
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: I fuckin hate MSFT, i swear to god
[+6] u/Kickboy21: META you piece of shit
[+6] u/SangerGRBY: No way micron gets another +100 day right
[+6] u/Lapidated_Llama: Everything red besides memory stocks and QQQ is green lmao. Truly a market of all time
[+6] u/ddrsdght: You will buy the top of the memory cycle and be happy
[+6] u/thats_justice_baby: Took my profit, good luck ya'll
[+6] u/UnivalveX: what if it just keeps going +1% every day forever?
[+6] u/RetinalSmear: Very cool and real price action
[+6] u/aniote: Y'all, is it gay to hold cash
[+6] u/RatchetCliquet: I’m on the DRAM train, what have I done
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: # BREAKING: BERS STILL GRASPING AT STRAWS
[+6] u/UnivalveX: +1.5% a day keeps the bers forever away
[+6] u/tropicalia84: OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS
# ON YET ANOTHER
# BRAND SPANKING NEW
# BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK SPY AND QQQ ALL TIME HIGH!!!
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: MU only up $40? Basically red
[+6] u/Andymilez: LUNR mooning once again, congrats to LUNR longs
[+6] u/Juidawg: Generational buying V opportunity for MU like the last how many trading days?
[+6] u/Opposite-Link: Bought the top in MU
[+6] u/WhiteWhenWrong: The loudest bulls here are making tens of dollars
[+6] u/dasboot523: A 7% day after a 33% day on Friday is insane rklb
[+6] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Sell, sell sell, now it's buy buy buy
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Microsoft ain't black
Please fire Satya
[+6] u/Classic-Test4979: fuck ASTS i missed the entry point
[+6] u/thrillho145: Holy shit I just broke even with ASTS
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: lol MU already at 23mil volume 🤯
[+6] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Idk man. Low volume again today
[+6] u/UnivalveX: we will never see a day below +1% ever again
[+6] u/uncsucks: VIX up
Oil up
DXY up
SPY...also up
Wtf
[+6] u/le_pedal: MSFT, it's not even funny anymore
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: MU taking over in the 4th like Jordan in 96
[+6] u/pepecapital: Anyone messing with mram
[+6] u/TreGet234: You had 5 whole minutes! smh
[+6] u/winner_in_life: Samsung has real products
[+5] u/Kooky-Parfait-2706: I thought red days were illegal? (at least for my port)
[+5] u/Base-Case2169: Full YOLO into MU !! It's the most regarded move I can think of.. Gonna be penthouse or dumpster by Friday for me. 🍀
[+5] u/ev01ution: Can Rklb go up another $20?
[+5] u/Ble_h: Ber, we eating steak tonight
[+5] u/ev01ution: My portfolio is all meme stocks. 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/uncsucks: Gotta love this blatant oil manipulation
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Continue to build up a massive short position. This shit is very overdue for a mean reversion
Edit: this shit=everything tech
[+5] u/Final_Ad9418: MSFT just utter garbage
[+5] u/Sea-Apricot698: Silver back to big dicking
[+5] u/Awaken1348: Microslop will be a penny stock in a year
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: How are MU bears feeling? Probably time to change underwear
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Qqq down .10%, it’s over.
[+5] u/Crewfan37: I will not be a paper handed bitch today
I will not be a paper handed bitch today
I will not be a paper handed bitch today
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: ive dispatched my carrier pigeon with my next trade move. should get to my broker in the next 2 weeks depending on the migratory traffic pattern
[+5] u/kawkface: MU MU MU MU MU MU MU MU
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: heyyy dram would u go to 70 before septemberr
[+5] u/Pluth: We are not at the top because no one in the real world knows who Micron or SNDK are.
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Lol msft gonna get delisted
[+5] u/SKJ_2012: Can DRAM pull back already so I can enter
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: There’s still so many MU bears in here. Run ain’t finished
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: Mu is too strong high probability will reach 1000 this month, or even this week.
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Why didn’t I sell msft at 430… fucking dollar has gone to shit as well so now I’m red AF even with a 390 avg
[+5] u/forsds: MU to the fucking moon
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: Guys a move like this this shouldnt be possible, this is getting beyond euphoric
[+5] u/boringfantasy: If you haven't put your entire lifes savings on MU yet, you're fucked
[+5] u/DDGib: wait, my mining stocks are ...*not*... making me want to fucking kill myself right now?
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: RKLB can’t be stopped
[+5] u/SouthNice7324: and that is the gap filled from Friday nights close
[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Made my $20 for the day. See you guys later today at Wendy's.
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: BEARS CANT EVEN GET A FUCKING TINY RED DAY LOLLLL
[+5] u/rugbyliebe: Nothing better than seeing a hidden comment, still clicking on it and instantly seeing the stupidity is why you blocked the user.
[+5] u/foobangdao: now it's mu calls time! lfg!
[+5] u/ManBearPig2433: I’m the retard who sold RKLB at $92
Happy Monday
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: whatever happened to nflx
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: If you liked nflx at 100 youre gonna love it at 85
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: its pretty amazing how tony robins gets in front of every hot trend.
he's an expert at pretending to be an expert
[+5] u/whitewashedsyrian: Microsoft investors trying not to end it all lmao
[+5] u/UnivalveX: 740c 0dtes are literally free money
[+5] u/Phimb: I quite literally just put $12k down into calls and i'm already up $8k, what the actual fuck.
[+5] u/Positive-Rise5145: almost had a heart attack bc MU was briefly up less than 5% on the day
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: sitting here contemplating life,10 MU 500C 7/17 I sold, they will probably haunt me until I die
[+5] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Space Space Space!!!!! 🚀 🚀
This isnt a “pump”, this is an adjustment to a new baseline!
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Sold NVDA friday because of the « war » 🤡
[+5] u/daynightcase: SPY $750 by Friday is a play here
[+5] u/WhispersAboutNothing: RKLB calls are going to have my wife considering anal again
[+5] u/OneLongjumping5743: frickin 40% return on LUNR why did i only buy 1 share haha
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: Lmao market is .05 percent red and you guys think it’s over, this is going to V so hard right now
[+5] u/corundum9: Buying ASTS last week was the easiest free money of my life.
[+5] u/pysapien: Sndk reminding me of thursday, and we all know what happened on friday
[+5] u/kemar7856: Fucking Microsoft garbage
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Bought the DRAM dip and now we are ready to fly
[+5] u/stonetrade: Is Micron even real? Has anyone ever seen it in real life??
[+5] u/bananashakewithice: VIX is up but SPY does not care it looks like. Either a red is coming after 10:30 EST. Or we are set for a green day and new ATH.
[+5] u/Chiinoe: MRAM gamma squeeze? 👀
[+5] u/swampassOG: Pacing the living room in my tighty whities
#𝒪𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑜
[+5] u/ChristianM97: MU is a damn rollercoaster
[+5] u/Throwingdartsmouth: I bought carvana at $6 and sold at $100, and bought Intel at $20 and sold at like $22. I gotta get better at holding. Options trading has slowly eorded my normal investment sense by making me less patient. In fairness, too much patience on options can make more patients for the ward.
[+5] u/be_o3: Phew at least I'm in NVDA
[+5] u/Konabro: You were told to jump on MU last week and you didn’t listen. Do you really want to be a 🌈 🐻?
[+5] u/HAND__EGG: Microsoft is a bully towards its holders
[+5] u/LegendaryHN: MU is done. Sold at 805 as soon as yall started piling on. Thanks for the moneys gents
[+5] u/RetinalSmear: Sorry nerds, the demand for memory and AI computing power disappeared the second you bought
[+5] u/auroraavm: Something about morbidly obese people getting pedicures grosses me out. 🥴
[+5] u/No_Current3675: stonks is some good shit mayn
[+5] u/IookMaNoHands: I have 800 qqq calls for june 26th.
Gonna delete the app and pray
America I believe in you.
[+5] u/rwc5078: Prepare to mock a bear for shorting MU
Just bought 400 may15 $570/560 bear put spread on MU for $.10 each
Max Risk: $4,000
Max Reward: $196,000
Wish me luck!
[+5] u/Future_Light_8571: Got my GUH out for the day. Time to pump
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I blame the gain porn for making me go all in on calls
[+5] u/Present-Fill-3298: I’m Micro soft after buying this piece of shit
[+5] u/Phelps1576: Someone convince me not to put $10,000 on EOQ calls for MU with a strike of $1250
[+5] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Rocket Lab to the mooooon (again)
[+5] u/kintarogolden: bulls hating the color red makes so much sense now
[+5] u/tiny_toof: The year is 2030. MSFT is at 400.
[+5] u/NewDawn101: Economy is getting too expensive, I get $3000 month for my chronic knee itching disability and I have to supplement that with a job
[+5] u/Diligent_Fondant6761: today a big drop of 0.000001% would happen!
[+5] u/No-Lavishness1524: sandisk dip still in the green ahha
[+5] u/mneymaker: Question is: How well can I time my USO calls to rotate to weekly MU calls?
[+5] u/bigfan49: LMAO, held off buying MU at 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, and 700, guess what the magic number was where I finally bought and it finally dipped?
[+5] u/Normal_Silver4582: Buying Micron calls feels Like stealing Kids from a candy
[+5] u/North-Collection6304: ASTS parabolic run loading . . . . . .
[+5] u/issurvey: Welcome to another strange edition of everything up markets. Gold up, Silver up, Crude up, VIX up, and our we all clearly know that our beloved SPY only goes up.
[+5] u/DabblingInIt: Feeling like a bear day boys, gonna retrace before we get a hard move through to the moon. Stock it up on the dip, for the breakthrough contination.
[+5] u/Filimon97: For first time i can say i am deep invested in the hot sectors, AI sector with MU and AMD and space sector with RKLB and PL, finally my time is here to make some money after years of mistakes. Cudos to me that take a big lesson by selling nvidia too early!!
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: INTC is such a scam!
[+5] u/Prayaa: Wsb still talking about buying Intel puts just because it went up makes me want to hold my calls.
[+5] u/Ok-Art6659: MSFT 420c 0dte full regardmaxxxxing
[+5] u/Future_Light_8571: If my fun port goes up another $20k I’ll stop wearing socks with holes in the bottom
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: My MU shares are only up 6%, is the stock broken now? Why isn't it up 10%
[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Yo msft actually pissing me off rn
[+21] u/zainwhb: MU holders cant handle the stock being in the same price for 1 FUCKING HOUR
[+15] u/radioref: There hasn't been a single dip in the past SIX WEEKS that hasn't immediately reversed course in minutes and V'd up to new highs.
This isn't any different.
BUY BUY BUY
[+14] u/Rawkstonks: Seriously never buying puts again
This is beyond fucking regarded
[+13] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Just put $100k on MU, i know this is going to drop now.
[+13] u/ExternalDull1905: okay this is fucking insane take the money and run right?
[+12] u/KitchenCup374: MU is yanking my pizzle.
I promise I won’t take profits and immediately put it back into more calls.
[+12] u/Zuko2001: Lmao I'm really about to lose my ass on MU after buying at the top, the jokes write themselves.
[+10] u/Flat-Focus7966: Half in chips...Half in space
[+10] u/14X8000m: This market is like freebasing cocaine.
[+10] u/gooneral_MC: MU: massively undervalued
[+10] u/Deep-Text-5909: Never buying GameStop calls again lmao
[+10] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: At this point if the war ends the stock market will crash
[+9] u/a7dfj8aerj: i have gotten micron so you can safely sell it
[+9] u/ZYHUA: RKLB PE is unknown because there is no E
[+9] u/BuckyKatt007: MU shoo pork tonight.
[+9] u/Hybridisthebest: spy 743 today or i’m contacting my lawyer
[+9] u/OilLongjumping2220: theres a strike in samsung ram factories, mu is going to pump hard.
[+8] u/Hoe_Bogan_5422: RKLB I can only get so erect!!!!
[+8] u/DoctorMario1000: My brokerage account alone is up $450k last 12 months lmao damn 🤑
[+8] u/Leather_Floor8725: Market crashing to lows not seen since Friday afternoon
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: Is the market pricing in hyper inflation? These valuation make no sense
[+8] u/teh_herper: Kinda fucking scared holding ASTS calls through earnings tonight but momma didn't raise no pussy lol
[+8] u/Key-Jaguar7630: That's it MU
Just one more Shrek cock
[+8] u/MakeResonableChoices: Picking up nickels infront of steam rollers 🤣
[+8] u/Brawmethius: The market has literally been replumbed to just daily gamma squeeze all day erry day.
Really the last piece needed to resolve excise and collateral unload was the march 30th SEC exclusion change to allow the collateral foe the popular option darlings to be used in REPO markets.
Now fed literally poofs cash into existence for privileged institutions until they can unload into passive flow.
[+8] u/Overall-Double3948: SPY is up nearly 17% since March 30th
[+8] u/yomama_yodaddy: Is spy just jenga for retards
[+8] u/minderbinder49: Bought ASTS $85 calls. I just want to be right once lol
[+7] u/Uteemba: MU weekly calls $1100 way OTM let's goooo
[+7] u/Asleep_Emphasis69: Nasdaq top 100 P/E ratio just hit ATH at 38 .... Nasdaq Index P/E just hit \~32 which is higher than \~26 10Y average for the index.....I'm not saying we're topping here, but we are definitely in a hot fucking tech market driven by AI Data center buildouts
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: Space is taking the hype off memory
[+7] u/i2ye: MU is never having a red day again
[+7] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: Dips mean nothing in this market because even a 5% pull back keeps us above pre-war highs. Insane.
[+7] u/l1ftk1ng: Project_freedom_v10_final_final.pdf
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Any dip in semis or memory will be bought up....
[+7] u/Billy_Flower: MU just formed titts on the 1min chart. calls.
[+7] u/HiEyeQueue: Peace deals = bullish
No peace deals = market is resilient
[+7] u/MayorMcCheezz: The stock market has become a national security concern. They will never let it dump again.
[+7] u/hwork-22: Shorting Gamestore this week... RC thinks he is Elon because they both are autistic.
[+7] u/sendnk: NVDA to 250 this week
[+7] u/ChainOfThot: Naming my first born child Micron.
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Need a 0dte 10 bagger
[+7] u/HerezahTip: Way too choppy for my liking
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: META, MSFT & NFLX - They will go up when no one is looking..... aka people stop buying calls on them
[+7] u/AlGAdams: SPY is up off Semiconductors and fat loss pills, proving America has finally become that World of Warcraft guy from southpark.
[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Never buying a put again, this shit can’t be stopped
[+6] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: EVERYTHING IS GREEN EXCEPT MSFT
WHAT A POS
[+6] u/givinstar1: God the amount of blow they must be going through to keep this market doing this would fund the war in Iran
[+6] u/burnerAccountDuh24: I keep taking profits on calls because there’s no fucking way it can keep going and then guess what it does
[+6] u/br0botic: LULU should change ticker to PUPU
[+6] u/PocaMadre69: Most abhorred market rally of all time
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: this is brutal for bears lmfao
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: ASTS Mgmt will begin today’s earnings call with:
“You can’t spell AI without ASTS SpaceMobile”
share will then surge 20%
[+6] u/riteofpass: RKLB to 120 is NO JOKE
[+6] u/AspenSki1988: Bro it's so funny remember all those Redditors who freaked about about tariffs and empty shipping containers freaking out about Iran and $10 gas and claiming the economy was going to collapse last month
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/SerialStrategist: When will NFLX get it's bull run...
Makes me a sad, sodomized bol.
[+6] u/Agile_Statistician39: When do people realize there is this little trick where you just take money off the table and not immediately buy back in.
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: which of you fuckers caused memory to go red
[+6] u/lawerry22: This is all bears will get. Give it couple minutes☕️
[+6] u/burnerAccountDuh24: The collective ‘oh yeah shit is actually kinda fucked right now’ followed soon with a ‘fuck it we ball’
[+6] u/CaptainSt0nks: RKLB HULK GREEN ROCKET DILDO
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Lost 14k last week. Made 400 today.
[+6] u/UnholyTrigon: When do you start feeling bad for bears ?
[+6] u/EnginrA: So this market is like 3 stocks now I see
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Geesh RKLB up almost 50% in 5 days
[+6] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: HOW CAN SHE PUMP!!??
[+6] u/doompkrs: spy calls is the move
[+6] u/doritodeathstar: Get RKLB up on the board cmon
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: WHY DOES IT PUMP EVERYDAY
[+6] u/VesperGilchrist: We're far beyond having Vs, it's now only the square root sign.
√
[+6] u/baconndeggs47: If NVDA has good earnings would it not be a catalyst for further melt up from AMD and MU?
[+6] u/SerialStrategist: Thanks to NFLX, I'm on the barter system with nothing but my body to trade.
Current rates:
1 loaf of bread and pack of smokes for a HJ. I might even tickle your b-hole.
2 loaves of bread and a chuck of cheese for a BJ.
Make NFLX pump and you can pump me.
[+6] u/Upstairs_Deal3108: Hey dad why are we rich?
Because your dad was regarded enough to buy $400 of 30% otm sndk weekly calls
[+6] u/Synergiex: F it man. Market makers are toying with us. This is ridiculous… it is not like we are stuck in a war, inflation and oil is going bunkers, people are losing quality high paying jobs (job reports are bs), and rate cuts are not coming
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: # CPI HAS BEEN LEAKED BER R MORE FUK
[+6] u/da-pkitty: Why did I invest in a company with both Micro and Soft in the name
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: #Markets will lose 100 million barrels of oil weekly if disruption continues: Aramco CEO
Market: better sell oil 🤡🤠
[+6] u/Dr_Gauntlet: Looks like buying MU calls at near highs was the call.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Why is MU only up 5% today? What's the bad news? LMAO🤌
[+6] u/financiallythriving: SPY 750 today and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass
[+6] u/JessKingHangers: SNDK going down but my Calls are going up. Gotta love the volatility.
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Going to 1000 eom so they should be good
[+5] u/dabblesest: Say the line bers! I want to hear it!
[+5] u/Viktri1: It's impressive how bad MSFT is consider it owns like 27% of OpenAI and provides the infrastructure
[+5] u/zainwhb: friendly reminder to put your stop losses people
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: yeah mofo if ai is so great where the fuck is gta 6
[+5] u/Echohost11: 1000 bulls cried out at once
[+5] u/mode_redditor: MU is the real millionaire maker isn’t it
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: And down we go. Like clockwork when I buy calls
[+5] u/Skeezerman: Up 45k and people are talking about red?
[+5] u/Lordblack1400: My father in law just told me don’t worry about the kids college I’ve got MU & AMD and some other stock WDC spun off 🍾🤣
[+5] u/meathook_martyy: So NVDA and NKE are directly inverse of one another.
[+5] u/Illustrious_Ad_5081: i am currently broke and only have 140 dollars available for one trade today. can’t decide where to put it. someone help me out. god bless and happy monday gents.
[+5] u/LakeShowForLife24: Finally the weekend is over, Monday morning is here.
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Slow burn up just like everyday
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Nowadays if a stock is only up 2% and not 5% its considered dead
[+5] u/Super-Solution-2627: As soon as the last bull has been shaken out of msft the MMs will pump the stock to 450$
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I BOUGHT THE +0.01% DIP ON SPY THIS MORNING. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/yofisherman123: What’s the next 85x bagger
[+5] u/AspenSki1988: I sold RKLB at $98 for 50% profit - will it ever go below $100 again?
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: In the end it was all just a gamma squeeze
[+5] u/nordik1: it’s literally raining free money
[+5] u/Walking72: At what point does zuck just get the message, focus on your core business and stop with these fantasy metaverse projects that no one wants
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Wild that my MU $740c Dec 2028 leaps are almost doubled in 1 week
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: This pre pump to flat and pump tomorrow
[+5] u/CaptainSt0nks: That MSFT depression is the same shit GOOG went through a year ago.
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Bers trying their hardest out here
[+5] u/tocinoman: Buying the top is a feeling
[+5] u/Lordblack1400: ASTS After the bell -
UP or down
[+5] u/Jesus-Musk: Whoever recommended ASTS thanks, I went balls in this morning
[+5] u/zer0_chance284: BEARS CANT EVEN AFFORD PIC-A-NIC BASKETS
[+5] u/FirstGenerAsian: !banbet NVDA $730 8D
[+5] u/nordik1: if you didn’t make a lot of money today i got some bad news about your wolf of wall street aspirations
[+5] u/LazyAd3074: ASTS after-hours today = 🚀🚀
[+5] u/fish_: so glad i bought the top(s) these last couple weeks
[+5] u/Viktri1: Silver up big, gold is flat
????
[+5] u/ninja_mon: MU really left SNDK in the dust 😭
[+5] u/damnvid: Such a stupid market
[+5] u/Saitama606: Bought $2000 MRAM shares. RIP
[+5] u/North-bound: I was laughing at bears all the way from 640->710, but like, this is pretty wild now.
[+5] u/TruChains: SNDK to $1650 end of day for no reason. Let’s go
[+5] u/Nightdocks: Hate yourself for missing MU? You’re still early for RKLB
[+5] u/edmundamore1: Boy am I glad I was thinking logically on Friday and decided since RKLB shot 30% in one day its definitely time for puts next week.
[+5] u/rocier: how come stocks are moving the same direction of the Vix recently?!
[+13] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Oh, Tesla is just pumping because of news he’s going to China with mango. Damn, those investors really are retarded.
[+12] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Down $400,000 all time with $450 in my port
[+12] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Jesus fucking christ man, how is this shit still going up?
[+12] u/chikenbeer: 16: I just need $1,000
24: I just need $10,000
32: I only need $100,000
36: I just need $1,000,000
[+11] u/Severe-Bet-8364: 🥭 WE ARE LOOKING FOR MAXIMUM OPTIONS FOR LESS PRICE. Spoken like a degen.
[+11] u/TheYearGuesser: My portfolio looks so good. Whens the rug pull?
[+11] u/mtnrnnr802: Generational wealth from my one share of MU
[+11] u/booose6: Feels like 🥭 is purposely trying to drop the market today and its not working😭 would be hilarious if he bought puts
[+10] u/gomper: An hour ago tsla was 417. Its now almost 437
[+10] u/JZ4012: a 5% day for MU may as well be a red day
[+10] u/jogolagey: This bullshit defies reality every day. Impossible as always to outsmart
[+10] u/babar_the_elephant_: How is this still going up
[+10] u/LittleShiro11: > ceasefire on "life support" - our president
> market loves this
I don't know anymore
[+9] u/mehmilani: Spy went from 630 to 740 in 29 trading days. Splendid!
[+9] u/SnooSketches4113: "Weakest ceasefire in history" CALLS BUY BUY BUY
[+8] u/7fingersDeep: You have to just be fucking joking at this point- like the entire market is just one big troll job.
TSLA goes from red to green and up $14 in 35 minutes?
What the actual fuck is this bullshit?
[+8] u/Mangoworshipper: 5% inflation tomorrow btw
[+8] u/lupinle1: If oil goes up oil stocks pull SPY up. If oil goes down of course SPY goes up because war is over. An infinite money glitch.
[+8] u/username2571: Everyone chip in and let’s get Dram to $60 by eod.
[+8] u/kairepaire: Can Tesla hit $500 today? Pretty funny for an about to be unprofitable +$1T company.
[+8] u/A_Credo: Trump TACOing already and it's not even Tuesday.
[+8] u/mwfguxckdyou: If you haven’t figured it out by now, here’s the pdf file play to manipulating the market:
1.) Say something stupid and inflammatory about the enemy of the week (market goes down slightly)
2.) the next day, declare concepts of talks are in
the process to reach a resolution (market rallies)
3.) the day after, say nothing and let the market continue to rally on copium (rally continues)
4.) say something stupid and inflammatory, and declare that no deal will be reached after all unless the enemy of the week gives in to his strong armed and bullying tactics (market goes down slightly)
5.) declare a deal has been made even though we’re in a worse position than when we started (market rallies)
6.) repeat step 1
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: Pretty good week.
Nvda and qcom calls.
https://preview.redd.it/9xwc88tp2j0h1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4eab4a996e48a86c3f5ba1f30339dfecb7867e3
[+8] u/mehmilani: Tsla sold 5 cars all at once. Insiders know.
[+8] u/puts_every_day: Wtf? My puts didn't print?!?!
[+8] u/Imgoin2brich: Sold all my NVDA
may go higher. May not.
Happy with my gainz
[+8] u/DarkR124: Who TF needs a job when the market is like this? Holy shit. I’ve made more the past month than 6 at my job
[+8] u/Slabbed1738: Spy up, oil up, metals up, 10yr up. All you need is calls
[+8] u/AngularPenny5: Yo shoutout to the POET bros who gaslight me into buying calls. I shoulda bought even more...
[+8] u/Burtonwurton: Just cancelled my NFLX sub.
[+7] u/Mangoworshipper: Spy 700 puts 3 months out are gonna hit like crack
[+7] u/mtol115: Seriously what caused this Tesla pump. My poor puts lol
[+7] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Whenever I make $$$ in the market, I invest the gains into dividend ETFs or dividend stocks. Not much but it’s honest work
[+7] u/blackboro: Please remembet this is the cheapest MU you can buy anytime soon
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists: #ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+7] u/jogolagey: The takeoff after 740 is going to make history
[+7] u/_hopkins: My God, NFLX is trash!
[+7] u/Alive-South-8808: Just bought 0dte Tesla puts, so it's going to 500
[+7] u/A_Chair_Bear: Weakest ceasefire? Ceasefire on Life support? 1% chance of peace?
CALLLLS
[+7] u/prezzie2728: Mu from 793>791 its over
[+7] u/WallStreetThreats_: DRAM 59c 5/15 feels like a move
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Once again nvda is unstoppable
[+6] u/sekak77: DRAM to $750 before SPY
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: Did Leon just find a way to remove all poor people from the world? Why the fuck is TSLA pumping like this? The bullshit stock is up 25% in the past month- on absolutely fucking nothing.
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: We're actually going to hit 750 this week
[+6] u/LostBull92: mango will soon say some dumb shit that will send oil to 110
[+6] u/DonCheeech: Spy turning into a meme stock at this point
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: TSLA with the random 15 points intraday swing..
[+6] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Daddy Jensen shopping for a new jacket.
[+6] u/OkHighlight2856: There are over 4000 words that start with letter N in the dictionary. Which N word i cant say?
[+6] u/bullhunter469: Bears back with the "Looking kinda dumpy no?"
[+6] u/NaturalFortune8397: why does the market even sell puts at this point
[+6] u/Current_Pangolin8831: Ahh shit. Tops in boyos
[+6] u/iwalkingRedFlagxd: im such a greedy pig oink oink slaughter me daddy 😉
[+6] u/DjAbella: Holy shit we pumping mega all the way to Friday. 🤣🤣
[+6] u/pingoo26: Well seing I've missed yet another pump I'm going to have a nap.
[+6] u/Czyzzle: My mother asked me to buy some SNDK for her. It's over.😔
[+6] u/Same_Bag711: Investing 50% of my portfolio in VOO has made me lose out on a lot of money
[+6] u/sck178: From 640 to 740 in like 5 weeks. Truly incredible
[+6] u/Dry_Bar_4965: https://preview.redd.it/iqokk16y1j0h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=43b865a4863aa3bcaeb24631e69697812f43b409
[+6] u/zlordbeats: cash gang still waiting on 🥾 on the ground LOL
[+6] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Bols revenge traded into millionaires while bers revenge traded into insolvency
[+6] u/CPR123_: SNDK to 2000 and DRAM to 75 EOM
[+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Today is a good day to take profit, prepare your puts.
[+6] u/GladDiscount6749: New rule - a wash sale no longer constitutes the same underlying security but rather how retarded the sold and bought positions are
[+6] u/coloredzebra: I took NOW calls this morning AMA
👉👉👉🤡👈👈👈
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Msft is such a bitch
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: If 🥭 is going to China nothing will happen in Iran
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I would be ~50k richer, if I hadn't sold those $20 LUNR covered calls 😭
[+5] u/According-Page8618: my rocketlab calls are +3500%. good thing i sold 99% of it few weeks ago and kept 10$ to see how far it could go lol
[+5] u/GonnaBeWealthy: POET lost their customer and the stock is going back to $15??
[+5] u/iamthetimby: Had 430 0d TSLA and sold at the bottom. Ill let you know next time so you can buy them from me.
[+5] u/sekak77: SPY = MAG7 = BAG7. 😒…. DRAM 😘
[+5] u/mtol115: Of course when I buy a Microsoft call it red candles the very second
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: I was promised MU to $1000 by now
[+5] u/w00tsick: $25 pump on tsla in 1 hour is absolutely insane
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: lets come back to this comment in a month
[+5] u/Spare-Conversation12: If rklb had titties I’d motorboat the fuck out of them
[+5] u/diefy7321: SPY up $100 in 1.5 months is lmfaoooo
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Oil up, SPY up, VIX up but down since open…wtf is this
[+5] u/Radiant-Report-3671: Anyone playing ASTS earnings?
[+5] u/2centsofhumor: made a +2.3% trade. i'll never lose again.
[+5] u/Quiet-Aspect7635: IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP OMG
[+5] u/Thin_Cat8817: Pullback from 740 on hot CPI tomorrow morning, then rip to ATHs after Trump meets with Xi
[+5] u/Separate_Fold5168: Wait... You guys weren't talking about Dodge Rams?
Oh boy I have some calls to make
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Bers just put the fries in the bag and use your Wendy’s money for calls next time
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: PLTR is once again being a little bitch.
[+5] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I feel dumb for buying more stocks/etfs today when CPI is going to be red hot
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: At this point, I think 🥭 hates oil bulls so much that he is going to keep oil around $100 until we drain the SPR and then ban exports, just to fuck oil bulls one last time.
[+5] u/chikenbeer: I only go to work to flirt with the hot latina janitor
[+5] u/Chlo-Motion: Regards angry because MU isn't up 10% today lmao
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Zuckerberg going to China with 🥭
[+5] u/Xzlk: Everything other than AI is on absolute life support
[+5] u/Benromaniac: We’re fine. The economy is fine. Gas prices are fine.
[+5] u/Rosella2562: My life changed the day I learned about call debit spreads (yesterday)
[+5] u/Jambo6666: So what actually happened to IREN? Earnings blasted it +30% and now dropped right back down to before earnings?
[+5] u/DescriptionSad8385: My puts are hemorrhaging premium lol
[+5] u/Ok-Attempt7425: The TSLA god has returned. EOD Price prediction: $430.75.
[+17] u/juveyjords: From $980k last week I am now $1.151M 😘
[+13] u/awetfartruinedmylife: fuck those who say market is a casino...
market is a plain fraud
[+13] u/Ok_Winner9825: Spy above 740 and msft basically flat over two years
Crazy
[+13] u/SilentExtinction: oil and stocks both popping at the same time. this market is fucked.
[+12] u/hypeaze: All of these ancient failures becoming trillion dollar companies. What's next? Hewlett-Packard? Xerox?
[+12] u/r_ventura_23: AMD had thr worlds best CEO. DR LISA FUCKING SU.
[+11] u/samwehl: The next generation is going to be so fucking retarded, I think it’s in our best interest that Ai leaves them no jobs
[+11] u/aioliravioli: nahhh wouldn't make sense to short POET the 2 billion dollar company that couldn't even secure a 5 million dollar contract
[+11] u/Mwraith2: 0.1% dip, generational buying opportunity here
[+10] u/CartographerLeft5002: lmao news headline
Poet technologies (POET) stock rises 14.2%. No major news behind rally
[+10] u/silver0199: Someone's betting big on SPY 800. 20900 open interest for June 18th.
[+10] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: Imma need a little more from MU thx
[+10] u/_Netgirth: 10x’d my whole Robinhood port this year from 5k->50k. With only 70k in deposits. Dm for details
[+9] u/moosewithamuffin: NVDA carrying my portfolio out of the grave that MSFT got us into
[+9] u/Key-Employ-2049: Anyone got dram fomo?
[+9] u/Beloved_Mango: Time to lock in profits and use gains to buy rice and beans until the great -0.01% red day hits us
[+9] u/jstvndrpls: I'm worried, I'm making too much money, this can't be sustainable
[+9] u/Co_OpQuestions: What the fuck happened now
[+9] u/TieDependent3180: Unironically a buy the dip moment
[+9] u/kyndrid_: wtf my port went up 50% again today
[+9] u/moosewithamuffin: Sell in May and come back the next day
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: This market for the past 4 weeks is fucking easy mode.
[+8] u/Aware-Travel6743: Out of past 20yrs of trying to trade, I never felt more regarded, frustrated, and rage against regarded market than last 20 days. This shit is giving me cancer.
[+8] u/diego_tomato: Mu being up less than 10% almost feels like a red day
[+8] u/Taco_muncher_yumyum: maybe AI can just create more oil
[+8] u/killerbeeswaxkill: This generational bull run will make generational bagholders by the end of the year.
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: DRAM on a generational dip buying opportunity
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: Reading the news about mengo and how the ceasefire is almost dead you’d think the market would at least take a little .00000002% lower hold move.
[+8] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Take a moment.
740
The index is at Seven hundred and forty dollars
One word.
Retardation…
[+8] u/cannythecat: Burry made another post criticizing his haters last night and then Nvidia goes up 3 percent today. You know that market makers are fuking with him at this point.
[+8] u/goldenlamp: A ‘red’ day is now a 0.40% gain on qqq
[+8] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: “China is deploying its 1.4-billion-barrel strategic crude reserve to aid its Asian neighbors while the US is blocking the Strait of Hormuz.”
[+8] u/RedCandleInMyAss: Okay i close my shorts, This shit make 0 sence bye
Now u will see the biggest dump ever
[+8] u/Habefiet: We need to run it up to SPY 950 so that when we lose a third of the market value when the bubble pops it’ll just be back to normal
[+8] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: We need several agentic orchestration layers to elevate our own cognition while amplifying learning.
tldr; buy MU
[+8] u/PhotoSpheres: By Microsoft two years ago, I’m down 3%. What a waste of my time and money. I am done. Can somebody please think of the shareholders?
[+7] u/Tim_Riggins_: Just sold 40% of everything. Maybe we keep going but I’m up 50k in the past month and gotta lock in gains.
[+7] u/shindiggaa: MU is basically red if it can't make 100 dollars every day
[+7] u/NiceJobSon: I wish just one of you had recommended MU
[+7] u/TheMostMid: Market use THETA CHOP!
[+7] u/Powerful-Actuary-764: Yanked out everything finally, gonna sit on cash like a pussy for a bit. The rug pull is gonna be fucking epic to watch
[+7] u/PalpitationSmooth992: semis up SPY up almost every stock i have down 3-5 percent
fuck my life im sick of this market
[+7] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: OpenClaw was found to have created a site similar to taskrabbit to pay real people to do in real life tasks for the tasks the AI were given...the portion of the tasks that the AI couldn't do since it was in person. It wouldn't give a ton of information to the individuals, either. Welcome to the dystopia.
[+7] u/Beloved_Mango: QQQ gonna retest 700 sometime soon but you will blow up your account trying to guess when
I am “you”
[+7] u/legible_print: Who is still buying RKLB?
[+7] u/Nemo-pluribus-unum: At this pace MU might even leave the solar system. Lol
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: Bers get 3-4 weeks a year LMAO
[+7] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Seven minutes till we rip again
[+7] u/account-names: Made a month's salary today. Now I will start working
[+7] u/Ashamed-Second-5299: i've lost everything on netflix calls
[+7] u/coldtacomeat: MU just broke 800. Next stop 850
[+7] u/Tim_Riggins_: Sell in May and go away
[+7] u/shocksquad: I started last week with $80, and now I'm at 2900. I can finally afford to get into a predatory car loan so I can get a second job!!
[+7] u/WallStreetBoners: I think I’m down like $8k on $SOXS today lol
[+6] u/HelluvaRun: This not even fun anymore, just feels like my money is becoming worthless
[+6] u/BleakyBluster: I have so much money in cash and i find it almost impossible to want to buy stuff at this point in time
We’re up 30% in the last 52 weeks and 15% the latest 2 months, it simply cannot continue to go up without a huge crash around the corner
[+6] u/Axonum: I bought sndk at 1600 am i cooked
[+6] u/Common-Celebration55: Petition to get RKLB on the main page in this thread
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: NOK heading to orbit
[+6] u/SniXSniPe: RDDT go to $200 EOD you pussy
[+6] u/globohydrate: Paper handed those 740C 0DTEs because of meetings, of course I sold for 20% when I could’ve had 80%
[+6] u/Prestigious_Deal_216: alright i’ll buy calls so yall can sell
[+6] u/dogs_and_stuff: Please Mr President, I’m tired of this “winning” that’s going on 🥀
[+6] u/jstvndrpls: Up 40% YTD now. With shares. Actually, 50% are etf's. Pure retardium
[+6] u/Poptart_Salad: SOXX isn't up 5%....when will this recession in Semis end??? My god this is unbearable.
[+6] u/MagneticRetard: Barak Ravid just said we wrote a long twitter post about how war is probably coming back on
[+6] u/Suavecore_: Remember back in the day when spy didn't just go up for 31 trading days in a row
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Thank god I didn’t buy META lol
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: Partying like it’s ‘99.
[+6] u/unholy-confetti: NFLX literally never see green again after i bought it at mid 90s
[+6] u/solid_snake1994: It’s over. Everyone freak the fuck out and sell
[+6] u/Upper-Difficulty660: NVDA up again if it keeps pumping until earnings maybe it will cover the post earnings beat when it tanks
[+6] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Load up on SMCI before the squeeze 💰
[+6] u/isukforfree: I am just glad we can all agree on one thing. Microsoft is absolute shit
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: there is no such thing as oversold software stocks. AI is eating the sector
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: NVDA what a breakout
[+6] u/jraiv420: Axios report 🥭 considering military action against Iran
[+6] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: Asts is gonna get crushed by earnings isn’t it
[+5] u/No_Technician7914: Made money on calls this morning but bought some puts this afternoon just to keep myself humble and feed the market
[+5] u/Xtal_D: I tried to buy options on DRAM and tasty said it's closing only.
[+5] u/dogs_and_stuff: Elon said he was going to buy coco-cola and put the cocaine back in. Then all we got was him buying twitter as a tool manipulate the market :(
[+5] u/schwalbatros: sell button scares the shit out of me
[+5] u/AgitatedStranger9698: Intel..Just another 5%+ open!
[+5] u/whyshw: Don’t you miss the good old times when Moderna would pump like Micron. Oh wait!
[+5] u/syedhuda: this market really testing the bers resolve
[+5] u/Soggy-Tax-1873: photonic stocks to the moon
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Working at a tech company will give you yellow fever
[+5] u/No-Adhesiveness7740: Wait you guys are making money?
[+5] u/sleepygarner: The economy will fail, but the market will rise.
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Every single dip below disgustingly bright blood green is a generational buying opportunity in this market. I don't make the rules, buy for your future generations.
[+5] u/Tim_Riggins_: I’m out. It’s been real
[+5] u/ProudRaccoon4653: RKLB wants to pop off, come on baby
[+5] u/isukforfree: MU commencing the trek to 1k. Fuk RSI and fuk bears
[+5] u/solid_snake1994: Guess SPY puts were the wrong move. RIP
[+5] u/Left-Signature-5250: The hourly charts of ASTS and RKLB lol - thats some shrek dickery
[+15] u/freegimmethree: Woke up -15k now up $80k. Insane.
[+14] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Nobody in my office know I am a wsb regard and full port into calls, wondering if there is more regards like me in the office
[+14] u/FinishWarm1746: i gotta stop buying puts holy shit
[+13] u/haze_from_deadlock: MU is the sound made by bulls
[+13] u/dangerusZone: So let me get this straight. A company can double miss earnings, have zero deals and the stock pumps like crazy. Meanwhile another company smashes earnings, prints money, and the stock falls off a damn cliff? Just to be sure because I'm questioning reality right now.
[+10] u/FinePerformance1046: MU actually moves like every ADHD WSB regards dream stock
[+10] u/puffinnbluffin: This is absolute fucking madness
[+9] u/GroundedSpaceMan: MU retesting 800. Is launch a go?
[+9] u/Loud-Television1271: 100K on MU weekly calls at the top. Why did I do this to myself?
[+9] u/browsk: What’s that, the 3rd bear trap today?
[+9] u/Turtlesaur: If you're still a bear and trying to time this, I regret to inform you, your genetic testing came back with an extra chromosome.
Sit on cash, and lose the winnings thats fine, some people are in to cucking, but don't just delete your money with PUTs. Saftey first and put your helmet on when crossing the street.
[+9] u/Issa_vibe74: The singular MU 1150 call I bought for shits and gigs is up 1000%
[+9] u/heikici: Man I can't wait for the loss porn the second this absurd rally reverts
[+9] u/AGeneralRelativity: This market is disgusting
[+9] u/ArticleTerrible7621: DRAM hitting $60 tmrw
[+9] u/blemdemman: if you think this rally is retarded, wait for peace deal + positive china meeting shrek cocks
[+8] u/chainerection: Sndk is taking a break.
Give my brotha some time
[+8] u/enc-nyc: META is such a shit I can't even ....
[+8] u/euphoricmoonberry: How ridiculous does $1000 Call 6/12 EXP for MU sound like
[+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: META and MSFT are shitcos
[+8] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: If you are not buying calls everyday in this market, you are regarded.
[+8] u/FartSniffer66642069: Just went all in on MU calls. AI has created a large demand for Random Access Memory.
[+8] u/SlfImpr: The world has infinite capital and semiconductor stocks will keep running higher and higher forever!
Let's go!!!
/s
[+8] u/Icommandyou: MU up 7% is average price action
[+8] u/browsk: “Americans will keep spending because they feel richer now than before the war with higher account values and an inability to understand inflation”
[+8] u/jcrulez143143: FUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKK
[+8] u/InvestigatorHefty799: Bears don't even try to make their case anymore, they have resigned to neurotic rambling about how nothing makes sense anymore lmao
[+8] u/n1ck90z: everything is still undervalued
[+8] u/freehouse_throwaway: nice nice.
spx green, ndx green, oil green, vix green...
wait a sec.
[+8] u/FinallyArt: Micron has gotta blow up soon, going up 10 - 15% a day is ridiculous.
[+8] u/tika_dengu: Everything pumping except my port, how do they know!
[+8] u/bringbackcayde7: MU is going to 10000
[+8] u/2020isgreat: Bears convert to being long oil it's a much better feeling
[+7] u/JayRoo83: If we close at these levels looks like my 401k will finally break 600k 🥳🥳🥳🥳
[+7] u/idontcare111: MSFT don’t shit the bed challenge (impossible)
[+7] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: Any hopeful bears out there?
[+7] u/Small-Maintenance-65: SPY up 17% in 5 weeks. Jesus Christ.
[+7] u/Minnow720: MU 1000 is not a meme
[+7] u/chainerection: Sndk and MU stock split soon
[+7] u/Love_Tech: MU and SNDK free money ?
[+7] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: Entire dip erased in 10 minutes
[+6] u/Ghosted2024: Guy buys 1 OTM put. lol “I’m shorting semis!”
[+6] u/Primary-Abies9041: On one hand it’s tempting to get back in when it seems like the government has declared market losses illegal, on the other it feels like that’s what they want me to think to be exit liquidity in the rugpull
[+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: My girl is taking me on a lunch date to watch The Devil Wears Prada 2. I'm pretty fucking exited.
[+6] u/poorat8686: BREAKING: Nuts.com announces it will be entering quantum computing space and has released a white paper proving feasibility of quantum ULTRA RAM that will have 500x the RAM as normal RAM also posts record earnings driven primarily by monkey nut sales after expanding its exotic animal feed service last year.
[+6] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: And another ATH on SPY
[+6] u/AlrightChat: How do you lose money in this market when US tech companies are literally taking over the globe?
[+6] u/Waste-Head7963: The same war experts in this comments section are now infectious disease experts.
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: Only bullish thing about the market is the money spent on Ai hardware
[+6] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Real volume comes in and nukes, someone buys 1 share and back to pre nuke
[+6] u/Tadikif: wow bers are so fucked lol
[+6] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: NFLX pos. Won’t stop falling
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Orange said the ceasefire is on "massive life support" and he's said to be mulling military action.
And tomorrow is TACO Tuesday.
[+6] u/Select-Roll-4041: Bro every semi stocks chart looks insane
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: I think we can all agree a dollar aint worth shit.
A piece of paper that gives you ownership of one billionth of a memory stick company, on the otherhand?
Priceless.
[+6] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: if spx hits 7450 today ill staple my nutsack to my forehead
[+6] u/chudforthechudgod: Has any company in history been a bigger disappointment to investors than MSFT?
[+6] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: So if you missed the ai train. Should I just kill myself?
[+6] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: hot CPI and end of ceasefire = -2% tmrw
[+6] u/TranzitBusRouteB: META been fighting to stay above that $600 level ever since earnings
[+6] u/FartPolluter: This shit is fkn cooked
[+6] u/soscribbly: Robinhood Ai be like “Tesla up 2% on strong Q1 earnings” 🤣🫵
Worst earnings report in their history bot
[+5] u/photosynthescythe: Ngl I’m gettin kinda fat
[+5] u/FindingZen4: I did it guys. I managed to buy the very top of XLE today
[+5] u/Oldschoolhype2: Gonna need SMCI to run.
[+5] u/Salt_Lie_1857: Nasdaq is a meme coin now
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: MU is guaranteed to hit 1000 soon. they're piling in constantly and its still got room to grow since its the major bottleneck in the ai build outs. their estimates for this quarter is double the previous one... double.
this shit is going to 2k this year.
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: Michael burry needs to fuck off. Trying to stay relevant man fuck you
[+5] u/rixxxand: Not really that hard to figure out whats happening with MSFT and META. They're pulling money out of high capex (relatively) boomer shit and dumping it into memory. NFLX I assume is because it's just ass
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I feel like going cash gang this week
[+5] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: THE CEASEFIRE IS WEAK
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Well I sold QQQ too earlier, convinced myself the run had slow down at some point.
My bad I’ll remember to be a permabull next time
[+11] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Sure does feel good to be an investing genius again.
[+11] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: can we all admit that this fucking pump is one of the most retarded fucking things to have ever happened like you couldn't have told me we'd be at 740 1 month ago
[+10] u/Dependent-Entrance56: My parents were asking me how to buy SanDisk and MU shares on the robinhood app they just installed and made an account with
[+10] u/Medium-Lavishness685: Holy up 13k today I just recovered all my losses for the year
[+10] u/Such_Coin: Market rotation from DRAM into ketamine fueled autonomous taxis.
[+10] u/moorhound: TSLA really popped 4% just because he's tagging along to China?
I fucking *hate* this shit ass company and it's dumbass fanboy investors
[+10] u/WhoreIn_Buffet: Gonna break 300k total value between my two accounts today. Unfuckingbelievable new ATH
[+10] u/Think-Cobbler-8797: Sandisk consolidating today. Gonna rip tomorrow
[+8] u/Lower-Condition-4104: Everyone expecting a red day tomorrow and bad data. You know what that means? Hit those calls like your life depends on it!
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Tsla seems cheap at a 450 pe
[+8] u/drakilian: God I'm a generational genius at investing
Have you guys heard of this little thing called the memory sector?
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: I made 50k and I dont even want to tell anyone how because I made it with complete degeneracy. How the fuck do I explain it to my wife or friends without sounding like a gambling addict. "oh i just bought these contracts that can easily expire worthless and magically turned it into thousands of dollars"
[+8] u/Kitchen-Raccoon4572: I got 55k in MU. Im tempted to take some out and buy ASTS shares before earnings today. What say you?
[+8] u/Kingmusk420: Just hit a million with MU
[+8] u/Meeting_Ok2: Another day another 100k missed out on TSLA 0DTE Calls
[+8] u/thewayyoulook2night: Bought 1500 shares of DRAM on Friday, up $6k. It's not much but it's something.
[+8] u/nateyp123: And I mean literally.. who’s buying at these prices?
[+8] u/Rare-ish_Birb: "Scaling up to meet transformative demand" is my new favorite way to say "I'm unemployed, but hope to be rich from these MU calls".
[+8] u/Curious-Bird-8159: FOMOd into deep OTM calls on MU this am . Already up 700% lmao
[+7] u/itsnotshade: At this point are we pricing in that AI infrastructure builders will also double as an energy and fuel producers?
[+7] u/Salty-Bid1597: How many days now til the world runs out of oil?
[+7] u/POWRAXE: Hadn’t heard of DRAM until all the posts this weekend. Woke up and full ported into 10k shares. Thanks for the tip boys, cheers.
[+7] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: I mean, at this point, you sorta have to be mentally defective not to buy at least a few 0dte calls every open. Eventually it will lose, (maybe), but you'll be so far ahead it won't matter at that point.
[+7] u/S0Anon: cpi will be cooked, and since everyone thinks it will be terrible we will moon to 750
[+7] u/VotedOut: Guys, I have a company that will launch autonomous flying rockets that will build datacenters on Mars manned by AI robots running on quantum computing blockchain.
I also might hang out with Trump soon.
Now send me Bitcoin to invest in my company.
[+7] u/skychief99: The entire market rally has been on low volume and without widespread participation. The market's rally, while sustained, has not been "terribly emphatic", creating a situation that feels reminiscent of the final stages of the 1999-2000 dot-com bubble.
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: WSJ just did a piece on literal children investing right now, top is so in
[+7] u/Wishforgains: Pump to 742 to end the day
[+7] u/Nateleb1234: Market up meta down market down meta down. Wtf.
[+7] u/Starkfault: Don’t forget your commemorative $123.45 RKLB share
[+7] u/WingedScapula420: lol, imagine thinking life was fair
[+7] u/Deep_Pattern7103: I am rock hard at work right now, my first time buying options was one week ago. Started a robinhood with $900.. didnt miss a single options call. Im up $9000 900% right now and dont know what to feel.... sold one of my RKLB calls for 800% gain and bought DRAM
[+6] u/FullTard2000: ive got a conspiracy that some evil Jane street kinda fund has figured out if they just bid up NQ everytime it gets to ATH, it’ll force shorts to cover causing a pump and exit liquidity
its worked the last like 1000 times in a row and now we’re stuck in some sort of infinite pump loop
[+6] u/ActivatingEMP: > WTI hits 100$
> Sells off for an hour straight
I guess bro
[+6] u/ring_of_slattern: This market is absolutely nutso. I'm making money but I'm paper-handing everything
[+6] u/undocumented_twerker: Buying more calls here. Keep riding the rally
[+6] u/hallett21: We have nothing to TACO on!!!! Fuck!!!
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: 3 to 1 call to put ratio today on SMCI, big money knows something
[+6] u/Beercules1993: Msft rise from the dead you bitch
[+6] u/dylanx5150: The market is going to be even more insane once Warsh takes over. Money printer go brrrr.
[+6] u/julllzz: Bears really thought this time it would be different
[+6] u/NightWalkThrowAway: I swear everything I touch bleeds. MSFT, NFLX, FIG.
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: Feeling cute, might DM mango from @IranGovernmentOfficial later, idk
[+5] u/berkoh: Memory for satellites. Combining memory and space craze. The company is total shit of course.
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: one day you'll remember this while muttering fucking cunt to yourself
[+5] u/Illustrious-Low4128: I don’t ask questions I just buy dips
[+5] u/Kingmusk420: Yous guys heard the latest truth social post from TRUMP? He said THE WORLD MUST BUY 🇺🇸 MEMORY. MU CALL
[+5] u/AnxiousFrame6696: MRAM seems we have a new big SNDK energy stonk in town
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: Waiting for the pullback to get back into MU
[+5] u/big-baller-47: Petition for a MAG8 with MU
[+5] u/StruckOutInSlowPitch: Do I sell asts now or before close before they crater at earnings
[+15] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: I saw a bunch of RIP MU posts in here and thought it would be red but it’s up 6%??? Is that what bears are celebrating now?
[+13] u/perceptive_AI: China is going to release a open source LLM that uses x10 less ram and fuck all your stocks , Xi is going to laugh at ameritards , deepseek is going to make 100x with put options.
[+12] u/RealSchweddy: I’ve never seen so many stupid people with money
[+12] u/Shishlaps_doe: Yeah, this is gonna rocket tomorrow or even AH.
A deal was made somewhere. Big money trying to get in at lower prices.
[+12] u/BrightSovereign: You'll have to pry these MU 1000 calls out of my cold dead hands
[+11] u/RagingBearBull: Bro .... now is a really bad time to be a poor wage slave.
Doubly worse if you are married and have children, its gonna be one of those "Daddy is not hungry" type of decades.
[+11] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: We fukn hate AI at 3:30pm
[+11] u/destinyeeeee: I can't afford a MU call unless I go WAY OTM
[+11] u/PositiveEdge4361: In the end we will all expire worthless :’(
[+11] u/BabyGrogu69: **Oh no, SPY closed even higher than last Friday gey bears**
[+10] u/ZenithPrime: Judging by the doom and gloom comments by a 1% drop on a +6% day on MU, if this thing has a singular red day this entire sub will be decimated
[+10] u/aqjingson: Ok who bought mu above $810 ..
[+10] u/Some_Edge1544: I bought calls near close am I a regard
[+9] u/ItsHighNoonBang: There is no way the market is ever going to pullback. We're going to the moon.
[+9] u/ckami_91: Biblical levels of greed
LMFAOOOOO
[+9] u/9tacos: Gamedump drilling 🤣 What happened to the fantasy EBay buyout? 🤡
[+9] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Sell in May if you are ghey
[+9] u/temporary-account-: Market will crash after the 0dte expires worthless 😔
[+9] u/patmccock86: Options are such a scam. Only shares. Even for 7 figure portfolios
[+9] u/Awkward-Walk-1500: Oh I haven’t noticed
[+8] u/lionkevin713: Calls on PLUG just purchased hoping the guy calling for the short squeeze is right
[+8] u/MufasasParachute: 10% gains per week = 140x your portfolio in 1 year
EZ
[+8] u/BabyGrogu69: **I'm going to China to represent WSB. What should I tell Xi???**
[+8] u/madcowdiseasereeee: hey guys it’s me. the guy who bought MSFT calls and SPY puts last week. yes, i already sent my app to wendois.
[+8] u/LarsTarkas: Refractory period before the next huge green dick
[+8] u/Life-Industry-1131: Welp, we’re going for a ride I’ll tell you that.
I might be extremely cooked for the next 2 years, or I might be a genius. There is no in between
[+8] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: I did it guys... I ended the semi run by buying. You're welcome.
[+8] u/gore_nis: How is the US the richest country on earth and people still go bankrupt because they needed an ambulance?
[+8] u/KarlLachsfeld: Hello Internet Explorer.
[+8] u/RealSchweddy: Monday $740
Tuesday $745
Wednesday $750
Thursday $755
Friday $760
[+7] u/Immediate_Ferret_367: Wtf just happened why a sudden drop
[+7] u/PulIthEld: retards just keep spawning
[+7] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # MU TO $10 TRILLION
[+7] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: I spent 8 years, slowly accruing 8k hodling stonks/index funds. Then I found you regards and options. Made 4k the first month. WOW. Then lost 8k. FUGG. Now I'm FINALLY back at where I was 8 years ago. Ultimately the only thing I gained was emotional numbness.......
[+7] u/Worth_Figure4636: MU power hour loading trusssss
[+7] u/joshuarobinsonmsu: ceasefire tweet incoming
[+7] u/Maleficent-Escape-88: Pullback of 2-3% and then 20-30% rally?
[+7] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: head is telling me to sell the rest of those asts calls heart is telling me to let it ride
[+7] u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK: So, plan is to buy MU and its gonna skyrocket tomorrow?
[+7] u/No-Bee-4692: Just bought $70 strike DRAM calls with Dec exp, wish me luck
[+7] u/Throwaway1021920087: MU crashing, my call i bought this afternoon is back to 0% gain
[+7] u/iiGoodVibesii: whos still in MU with me???
[+7] u/4pocketsfullll: Ah Tesla the classic hedge against the market
[+7] u/Material_Actuary_332: just lost 10k on Moderna , piece of shit stock
[+7] u/shalafien: Put my last 10k on MU 860C 06/26
[+6] u/Practical_Fix_7214: Account high of day: $60k
Panic sold tsla calls. Entered puts. Account value right now. $10k
I’m so sick to my stomach
[+6] u/snowbunny_aficionado: Tsla on that PLAID ludicrous mode
[+6] u/lionkevin713: Ah the before close mini dip to create room for the morning pump
[+6] u/Rudybus: I am once again asking for a $3 drop.
[+5] u/bsharma127: One axios news and we moon to 750
[+5] u/Ltiform: whenever the market starts bugging like this i always get excited and overleverage myself by like 15k and it always bites me in the ass. Not gonna do it this time!
[+5] u/BruceMee: I am a goddam EXPERT at stopping NVDA's moves in its tracks. And at losing money.
[+5] u/stupidber: So glad I "took profits" and sold 2/3rds of my RKLB position year ago...