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[+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: Imagine still posting in weekend thread
[+32] u/ateranol: No bear in sight, so must mean we will be crashing hard tomorrow
[+22] u/ActPowerful7001: Calls or puts we are bombing Iran tonight. Confirmed
[+19] u/old-cow666: Bombs away tmr boys , there is no way in hell that Israel will give this war up
[+18] u/Kowan: Imagine if SNDK was flat for a week
Feel like everyone would get wiped out
[+17] u/Psychological_Fly109: trump firing off the red candle tweets so that baron can load the DRAM calls
[+15] u/whomakesthetendies: Iran and Israel literally have the US by the balls 😅
[+15] u/WorkingEffort425: Thank you for your attention to this useless comment
[+13] u/abroadbroadband: I think it's time to pick a meme and run with it
Vibe trading
[+13] u/0rionis: Full port in DRAM, seems to be what everyone on reddit is suggesting, we know how that usually works out
[+13] u/DriftMint: DRAM 200 by end of year
[+13] u/stonksf: INTC MU DRAM RETIRE BY SUMMER LMAO 🤌
[+13] u/Weak_Emu3659: "I hate weekends"
\- r/wallstreetbets League of Extraordinarily Unemployed Autists
[+13] u/MayorMcCheezz: Trump saw his shadow. 2 more weeks of war.
[+13] u/wildcat1055: **BREAKING**: My mom considers my mother's day gift to be "totally unacceptable"
[+12] u/SilentExtinction: You think this market cares about iran or the middle east for even a second? AMD is going to open at fucking 500, book it.
[+11] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Can’t wait to watch it go up .35% overnight, threaten a dump 30 minutes into open, immediately v then slow pump all day long for the 48th day in a row
[+11] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Can smell the air strikes incoming
[+11] u/FatFluffyFish: I have just read the response from Iran’s so-called “Representatives.” I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Uh-oh, it's ok, TACO Tuesday scheduled as planned
[+11] u/uncsucks: Holy shit weekend oil lol
[+10] u/Chumpleshitskin: Momentum or rug pull?
[+10] u/Heineken_500ml: I shoulda bought oil calls
[+10] u/ateranol: Even r/Bogleheads are talking about memory stocks now
On the negative side, the crash will likely affect the whole market. On the positive side, the loss porn posts will be glorious.
[+10] u/lrzbca: SNDK buyers accumulating generational wealth
[+10] u/SoothingWafer: Just took edibles time to meet my mom for Mothers day.
[+10] u/SoloOutdoor: My neighbor has a lawn you could push mow in 10 minutes. Hes out there with a 60" zero turn
[+10] u/ChreeKnowsBest: You guys think the markets gonna dump tomorrow meanwhile Iran and us were bombing each other last week and we were pushing ATH’s after lol
[+10] u/uncivil_engineer42: I have just read my returns from Robinhood’s so-called “Portfolio.” I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+10] u/Swiftnice: Well if 🥭 doesn't start dropping some serious hardware now they will no he's a bitch and can't afford to do it.
[+9] u/Coogiez: Pls go the direction I need I’ll exit when break even
[+9] u/QPRCHOC: A new generation of bagholders will be born tomorrow.
[+9] u/ateranol: 5-6 weeks ago, it was a bear parade with talks about oil supply being wrecked for years, inflation rising through the roof. Today, the sentiment is that you can't lose.
Looks like it's the price movement that decides the sentiment, and not the other way.
[+9] u/According-Page8618: trump realy needed to fuck my calls 2 hours before futues open
[+9] u/LavishnessTimely7372: DRAM, QQQ and ASTS calls
[+9] u/DesignerSea494: The whole, “Asking for a friend,” thing backfired big with my wife. Now I’m not allowed to hang out with my, “disgusting friends.” 😔
[+9] u/goldenlamp: Weekend news was terrible so another 2% gain on qqq seems fair
[+9] u/Ok_Winner9825: I know nobody cares about Hormuz but that latest news about negotiations are crazy. We are not opening anytime soon if that was true
[+9] u/dylanx5150: No deal with Iran unless the whole country agrees to Premium Netflix subscriptions.
[+9] u/E39_CBX: SaaS bros our time is $NOW
[+9] u/MasterSargeYT: full port mu full port dram full port soxl
[+9] u/ajr901: Good thing I bought calls on oil tickers last week. Until there’s a signed treaty and a couple weeks of ships getting through unscathed I’ll be buying calls any time oil is down. Free money.
[+9] u/spudbro00: If we could erase the last month of gains this week I’d appreciate it. Sick of the regard gain porn. Memory and chips reminds me of crypto
[+9] u/No-Put2311: Damn just heard about the news on Iran, MU gonna only have a 4% day tomorrow
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: Pornhub was much cooler before every state started banning access to it
[+8] u/notBlikeme: MU 1000$ calls, P/E to 8.5
[+8] u/Charming-Priority859: I am full port calls on ASTS, HIMS earnings. ASTS is already priced for rock bottom, any indication that they can get their sats up will send the share price rocketing. I also expect good things from HIMS regarding their peptides rollout.
Any profits will be used to gamble on NBIS earnings later this week lol
[+8] u/Fluid_Job623: Probably gonna sit this one out and watch from the sidelines tomorrow. Been burned too many times trying to chase the daily moves when I should be focusing in my actual job instead of checking my phone every 5 minutes during deliveries. Market's been weird lately anyway and I learned my lesson about YOLO plays the hard way last month. Might just stick to my boring index funds for now and save the gambling money for baseball cards instead - at least those hold their value better than my stock picks usually do
[+8] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #Y’ALL not bullish ENOUGH, SPY1000 end of year
[+8] u/Local-Cartoonist-557: Everything to the moon
[+8] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: How about Intel just goes to 200. Fuck fuck fuck you nana.
[+8] u/MushroomStunning3947: calls on DRAM and SMCI lol
[+8] u/stonksf: LMAO INTEL BEARS ARE FUCKED
FRIDAY ELON POSTED WITH INTEL CEO
NOW INTEL CEO ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP SITH NVIDIA ON PRODUCTS
GET FUCD BEARS
[+8] u/FinePerformance1046: theres literally no way DRAM isnt red tomorrow when every regard in here is holding calls
[+8] u/drytexterfinalboss: Iran is basically calling 🥭 's bluff at this point and challenging him to escalate the war farther
[+8] u/Coogiez: BLACKED Monday incoming
[+8] u/ScrewChaseBank: Why the gigantic doom candle on fake internet money?
[+8] u/CurrentRoutine7392: War resuming is bullish because SPY would only go down -0.1% and then 🥭 can announce another ceasefire for it to go +5%
[+7] u/Ukleafowner: If the US and Israel destroy Iran's power grid and they then retaliate, destroying much of the oil infrastructure across the Gulf, SPY could still end Monday green.
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Ok instead of going up 1% Tomm, we will just be flat
[+7] u/illinformed-will: Bowel movements during 0DTE buys
[+7] u/chisef: Weekend markets show people are shorting this historic market. Not sure if that’ll translate to a short squeeze.
[+7] u/31andnotdone: new thread same mistakes
[+7] u/fish_: i bought uso calls to hedge all my semi calls and i have a feeling they’re both gonna be big green somehow
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: Polymarket has odds of oil hitting 100+ again this month at 77% 🤔
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: I asked ChatGPT if she thinks I am a great trader and she said YES 🤌
[+7] u/nigofe: Open the fucking casino!
[+7] u/undocumented_twerker: Trucking is booming. Going all in on semis
[+7] u/DragonScimmy100: new truth dropped, >!market cant go up everyday!<
[+7] u/GoldenParrot456: the war in iran isnt ending. they lost too much and dont give an f anymore. i think they want to push usa into an economic crisis.
[+7] u/cfaawlday: WE LIKE A STONK. HER NAME IS SNDK MU INTC STX !!!!
[+7] u/lardexDofB: Alright trump time to shit or get off the pot
[+7] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Remember back when Nana used to get crapped all over by this community, now everyone wants her.
[+7] u/BillyShears2015: My returns for tomorrow are wholly reliant on Samsung treating their workers like shit. Safest bet in market history.
[+7] u/DragonScimmy100: Man we are in for a crazy dump tomorrow, who knows we might see -0.2%. Scary stuff.
[+7] u/bardhizi: Time to continue the bull run.
[+7] u/Humble_Code_6501: dont forget guys every news is good news... +2% monday
[+7] u/music_is_gud: So 🌽 lost 1.5% in 45 mins?
[+7] u/Swiftnice: It's so funny that 🥭 still trying to say the supreme court tariff decision cost us $159 billion when it was literally our money to begin with that he stole with an illegal tax. But at least we can be sure all those businesses that get refunds will find a way to return that money to their customers. lol
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: Mango 🥭
out there killing ports
[+6] u/YTLupo: WAIT FOR FUTES TO OPEN. ALL OF YOU SURE ARE MAKING THE MARKET LOOK CROWDED
[+6] u/bendraw: Doesn’t matter if the market dives, I have my vast collection of beanie babies to fall back on.
[+6] u/Nysyk: Isreal: JPM ain't the only ones with cannons
[+6] u/kmouratidis: Pray RDDT doesn't drop much further. My positions are one thing, but losing my first banbet on here would be catastrophic!
>!/s, maybe, or maybe not.!<
[+6] u/enc-nyc: sure it'll go uppies tomorrow, isn't it?
[+6] u/Scared-Signature-452: Add to my AMD and RKLB positions
[+6] u/k3t4mine: Barak Ravid has his work cut out to spin this into a "peace deal imminent" headline by 6pm.
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: omw to Costco y’all want anything?
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: market will open slightly red and will either V before open or V before close. It's all so tiresome. 🙄
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: please dont tell my this will affect my DRAM, right guys ??
[+6] u/InterestingBase6286: Trump rejects irans deal
[+6] u/oldprecision: How big shrek tomorrow?
[+6] u/xTeeD: 🥭 at 08:30AM: Iren read my very serious truth®️ and therefore we are negotiating and the talks are going very well
[+6] u/Apple2o: The gaming computer I bought for 4K last year is now worth \~7k
Yeah
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: i fucking hate how this iran deal is shaping up
[+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Is there anything more cringe than a guy who wastes 50k on a watch?
[+6] u/TheBreadMan10: When I pickup my first lambo im going to make the plate “MU1000C”
[+6] u/jonneh: I just read the response from my brokerage's so-called "Representatives" regarding my request to increase my margin. I don't like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/Ok_Winner9825: I am watching now you see me 3
How did they make three of these holy shit
[+6] u/Uniquename34556: A boy can DRAM can’t he??
[+5] u/Alrvd83: I like SOUN for a bounce play. I see $12 within 2 weeks.
[+5] u/Swimming-Plane-1610: QQQ 0dte calls of course
[+5] u/AdOk3638: # What my moves tmr? Not being a dumb gay ber, that’s my move. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/bandofshepherds: MSFT +2.5%. Clock it 👌👌👌
[+5] u/Maximus806: Euphoria all over the market . I’m holding not selling shit and cash on the lines for when I see blood on the street
[+5] u/GamermanRPGKing: INTC never gonna go back below $100 until the bubble pops huh
[+5] u/pineapplelover212: Trump calls Iran response “totally unacceptable” https://x.com/hey\_itsmyturn/status/2053569581101310160?s=46&t=mb880VrWDjNozVNRk0IHiA - Is he loading up an imminent attack with all these tweets?
[+5] u/idontknow1967: MU, 30% tomorrow because of FOMO please and I’m done for real this time. I promise.
[+5] u/tocinoman: Loading up on $61 September DRAM calls tomorrow
[+5] u/1foxyboi: She needs help back dooring her Roth
[+5] u/Jerikolol: Master Chief? Mind telling me what you're doing on that broker?
Sir, I'm bidding this MU. *\*epic orchestral music and fade to black\**
[+5] u/rocier: strat gonna be closed forever mang
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: neighbors down the road hired a whole mariachi band, they're in the driveway unpacking now lol
[+5] u/AgitatedStranger9698: Intel and Nvidia are partnering now.
Intel haters going to be in shambles
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: hello axios, do something tomorrow, bye
[+5] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Lots of salty morons will be asking why they got rug pulled tomorrow.
[+5] u/purub123: DRAM leaps for generational wealth, sell puts if u dont have money just do it
[+5] u/EnginrA: Me when I give a woman less than 5 orgasms
TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE
[+5] u/prankd1776: i don't want an award just call me a good boy
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I'm a chad and I buy $DRAM
don't give a fuck about Iran
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Everyone should flee to safe havens like MU and SNDK
[+5] u/LostBull92: oil is mooning, are they fighting ?
[+5] u/skychief99: $9 per gallon for gas to be labeled as designer grade high-end fuel.
[+5] u/GetBigOrDieTrying5: Oil is going down. I’m part of the inner circle to know before everyone else.
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: BTC down 0.1%, however will my DRAM recover lol
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: imagine if the war restarts and the entire market pumps
[+20] u/Leading-Future6691: No deal.. stonks drop .5%.. cease fire talks in place again and stonks pump 5%
[+18] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: JUST OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY FUCKING BASTARDS
[+16] u/Critical_Valuable_19: Yawn
We do this every single Sunday. Scream about red candles and it’s green by 10 am.
[+16] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Manisfesting a 10x for someone this week
[+16] u/GuwopGOAT: I feel numb to $10k swings in portfolio but if my paycheck is $100 short I start panicking
[+15] u/AdCritical5383: “Open the casino” is WSB lingo for “I just need a small 13% ticker price change tomorrow to pay my rent.”
[+15] u/JohanLiebert92: "I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! Thank you for your attention to this matter."
me when my trades are down
[+15] u/RealPrinceZuko: Someone is bigly fukd tomorrow
[+15] u/sandygws: https://preview.redd.it/emv4heazod0h1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11346cfea2553d0fde30a49499e701b6998af485
[+15] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Forgot my earphones at home, listening to ghey music at gym.
[+15] u/old_copper_kettle: Bunch of bots here talking about how futes are up or down before 6:00 pm EST … lotta devs need to learn about server time vs local machine internal time for testing apparently lol
[+15] u/puts_every_day: 20min until my life has meaning again!
[+14] u/sfeicht: I’m going to retire early on RKLB and ASTS.
[+14] u/SkoomaJunki3: Is it just me or is everyone annoying lately
[+14] u/A_Chair_Bear: 6 minutes until -.5% Dow into an immediate 0% and 🐻 shaming
[+13] u/Bichael-Murry: all companies are supposed to be worth at least $1T nowadays
[+13] u/RandomC6: Will close my calls tomorrow. Shifting to stocks and hedging with some shorter dated S&P500 puts. +100% return last month, not letting this go to waste.
[+13] u/Moepenmoes: Open the fuckin' casino you crazy bastards! Praise be to Allah.
[+13] u/Crazy_Donkies: There is a 99% chance the following phrases will be posted in the next 16 hours:
"Market is rigged."
"I went to bed we were down xxx%, woke up and we closed the gap and are up xxx%. Wtf."
[+13] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Axios to the rescue
BREAKING NEWS: PEACE DEAL IS IMMINENT
[+13] u/Moepenmoes: Why do I always buy at ATH
[+12] u/OptionalOlive: Don't mind me... im just here to... REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. Yeah get ready to wake up broke boi. Those options are not going to buy themselves if you don't clock tf in. 🫵😎
*Microsoft Call jingle*
[+12] u/severed02: Can’t wait to go down 0.5% tomorrow then up 1% both Tuesday and Wednesday. 🥭 infinite money glitch
[+12] u/MufasasParachute: I just want a nice $5m-$10m portfolio gaining a consistent 25% annual return, a nice estate in New Hampshire (no state income taxes), a beautiful loving wife, and 3 well adjusted children.
[+12] u/old_copper_kettle: Crazy week coming up, but as we hit euphoria don’t forget to step back and ask yourself if you can really afford to be gambling the money you are.
Because if you can you’re not betting enough you pussy, nut the fuck up.
[+12] u/darkspherei: some of y'all don't get that futures don't mean shit
[+11] u/vermilli21: So Iran said no, we already fucking knew they would. Why is this still going on? 🤡 🎪
[+11] u/PckMan: Somehow I lost money on sndk calls the past week don't even ask
[+11] u/_TheOoze_: pamp in may is here to stay.
[+11] u/NotMe357: Weekend DOW is down almost 0.5% and Weekend Oil is up about 3% while Bitcoin is still above $80K so that's a good sign.
Anyway, we probably gonna get a red Monday and TACO Tuesday. Memory stocks probably just gonna stay flat or green on Monday lol
[+11] u/RagingBearBull: I dont understand what im doing wrong.
I read art of the deal.
I asked this chick if I could touch her boobies.
She said no, but I wanted her to say yes. the issue is I can bomb her untill she says yes.
That is the part of the deal im missing probally.
[+11] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Spy 800 at open lmao bers
[+11] u/holdmybeerflu: DRAM another $20 upwards pls
[+11] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+10] u/WhiteWhenWrong: Bears can have the weekend… weekdays are for the big boys
[+10] u/Crazy_Donkies: Did all the bears just get off their shift from Wendy's?
Jesus the number of market crashing posts has 3x.
It can crash 2% and we are back to EOD Thursday.
[+10] u/AllCapNoBrake: NEVER trust a weekend pump. Always Be Chorting
https://preview.redd.it/4n8q46cfmd0h1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=4aefb9d5c2cdd0c621b97ac01c480950bbf8c203
[+10] u/liikenneaksioma: For the bears -0,001% is a generational dip
[+10] u/Dismal_Foundation784: 🌽 is still above 80k bers never learn lmaooo
[+10] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Stay horny when others are masturbating
[+9] u/AcademicStandard3701: WE’RE IN A BULL MARKET thanks for your attention to this matter.
[+9] u/Some_Edge1544: Believe it or not, calls
[+9] u/Jadeclone1: Yay trump once again setting up taco Tuesday
[+9] u/GuwopGOAT: 🥭 already cooking up a nefarious ceasefire agreement to keep the pump going
[+9] u/-0x00000000: Smells like surströmming & durian in here.
[+9] u/QuantrixQuintrix: **the most important futures open of our lives.**
[+9] u/McClintockC: 2 fried eggs on toast
One lil tillamook yogurt
$29.99 + tax
[+8] u/Actual_Difference617: Happy mother’s fucking day.
[+8] u/dogefool88: 401Ks are flying - no body cares about high oil prices
[+8] u/stupidber: Prefutes futin' hard
[+8] u/Ble_h: bers talking a lot of shit again
[+8] u/Dismal_Foundation784: GREATEST DIP BUYING OPPORTUNITY
[+8] u/UsernameTaken_123: Gooning until Korea pre-market so I can see how much SK Hynix is up
[+8] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Spy at 800 in 2 weeks
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: Iran firing at us shis
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: Fuck your puts!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Donald Pump
[+8] u/Opposite-Link: Thank god this sub doesn’t allow gifs in the comments
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: Asts either makes me rich or homeless this week let's go
[+8] u/Ritter18: Oh you're one of those people.
[+7] u/Ble_h: TACO is crashing out again.
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: 🥭 didn’t beat prince of Persia as a kid
[+7] u/big-mo: Generational dip buying opportunities
[+7] u/seeking-health: Why no one told me to buy SNDK on reddit
Always hyping space stocks but no word on SNDK and MU
[+7] u/Fit-Doubt4251: Idgaf I’ll pay $100 to fill up my gas tank!!! What am I gonna do? Not fill it up? Lmfao
[+7] u/Joonypoo: That Iran shit do not matter anymore for the market bro
[+7] u/NinjaMonkcy: Open the fuckin' futes, you crazy bastards!
[+7] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Bers are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. someone give them a dollar for one
[+7] u/Shot-Ground-9898: NVDA earnings next week is going to be interesting. I have a feeling it’s going to be blowout numbers. Also Jensen is a legendary pumper. He knows the drill. I would bet on semis continuing to rip overall up until next megacap earnings
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Thank you Mr. Mango for saving the markets again, europoor shorties and korean koala bears will never win, my calls will print tomorrow, LFG
[+7] u/Slow-Information-847: Now, patiently wait for Axios' 3am breaking news Iran is ready to surrender and present the original The Dagger of Time to 🥭 when he arrives at the gate of the Palace of Azad.
[+7] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Omfg you know those absolute heater farts where your stomach drops and it smells like a pigeon died in your ass and cooked for three days? 😩 Those are the best
[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: I should’ve sold Friday.
[+7] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: In Spain with family and it just sucks when you got that in law that completely ruins a vacation for you, just awful man
[+7] u/SlapYouSilly999: when does stonks open?
[+6] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Futues absolutely ripping wish u guys could see this
[+6] u/Any_Life_6178: Fun fact: the Mag 7 have collectively acquired 856 companies
[+6] u/Spy300: >BREAKING: WARSH SENATE VOTE SCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW MAY 11TH
- Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks
- Get the puppet fed chair confirmed during the ceasefire
- Have the full Senate vote the during the ceasefire <--- (**you are here**)
- Blow up kharg island, or invade, or start a Iranian revolution, and send WTI to 150
- Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility
✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**.
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: So I bought oil calls
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: The bear market of this week is over
[+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: We don't care about the war. Consumer spending, banks, travel/leasure stocks are already relatively down. We only care about AI.
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: Stairs up to the elevator up to the escalator up
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: pretty ghey in here rn
[+6] u/Vegetable-Big3545: Asts management: " we're on track for 45-60 sats in orbit by end of 2026"
BB7: Mr. Avellan I dont feel so good...
[+6] u/NonsensicalWorries: Is tomorrow still full port calls? I haven't been keeping up to date with the news.
[+6] u/Slow-Information-847: Are we still talking about a peace deal or at war already? Every 1 hour old yt video is painting a different story. They all claim they are latest today!
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Bears are the exact definition of insanity lol. How stupid can you possibly be
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Alien 👽 Files released to distract us from the Iran 🇮🇷war that was supposedly won like 10+ times already
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: Best part about being a bear is knowing the real rug pulls only happen during market hours because they need max liquidity to trap everyone
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Bears gonna be shitting themselves and crying tomorrow morning
[+6] u/MeYouThemEveryone: Iran rejects deal, will be interesting what that would mean for 🌮 next steps, restart the war or continue negotiations
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: Full ported into the two worst stocks at the start of the year (RDDT and NVDA) and sold the 2 best stocks (SNDK and GOOGL)… I hate my fat, chungus life
[+6] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Open the flippin casino
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: So… who of you bought mu at ATH?
[+6] u/S0Anon: I dont hold on weekends and neither should you
[+6] u/Tville88: Now here is a guy that wants to get wrecked by the market haha
[+6] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: U get jinxed, start losing, they ask how u doin, u lie, ...
[+6] u/Powerful-Reaction607: That’s stock is hot garbage dog shit
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #No one cares about Iran anymore. Who cares if gas prices are slightly higher. The horrors! LMAO🤌
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: When I type Mango, Reddit tells me they ban people for being overly political. Holy fuck we are degenerating as a species
[+5] u/macvelli: Yeah yeah yeah INTC MU DRAM got it
But how is the rest of the economy?
WHR with the big Guh last week
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Imagine still being in the weekend thread LMAO🤌
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: I've recapitulated my love for my wife boyfriend. He told me we were going to refinance our marriage and go half cash half stock.
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Watch me ape into MU dip tomorrow
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Paper hands will be tested before the next leg up.....
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: Alright fess up, who bought at peak
[+5] u/CharmingSoil: Up another percent on Monday, I guess.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The 76ers take down the Celtics only to go and get swept lol
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: Usual orange clown meta incoming!
Monday dump, Friday pump. Or vice versa
[+5] u/SomePolack: My teenage brother made over a G day trading last week, the top may be in folks
[+5] u/-0x00000000: Futures are \_\_\_\_\_\_ & \_\_\_\_\_\_\_.
[+5] u/Fit-Doubt4251: 12oz Ribeye for dinner
[+5] u/TheBlackBaron: I'm buying a ASTS 5/15 $90 call.
Relatedly, !banbet ASTS 90 6d
[+5] u/hoidzaheer777: 0dte ? 2dte !
Tuesday is always green but all the dips Monday
[+5] u/TheBlackBaron: The bot ignored me
!banbet ASTS 90 6d
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: What’s more likely to happen first, GOOGL to 10 trillion or INTL to 10 trillion? 🤔
[+5] u/ShartInYourFace: Oil oil and more oil
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Smells like ber piss in here, fake doomtalking
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Some of you aren't just pretending to be retarded and it shows
[+5] u/rottenfence: Just saw the truth post. Calls.
[+5] u/Club-Loud: This week is going to be spicy, i can feel it
[+5] u/sandygws: DXY falling > Oil pumpin'
Tomorrow will be fun : )
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Thinking about becoming a hippie and moving far far away
[+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: TACO & Chinese leaders to discuss AI security concerns during his China visit this week."
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Hella excited for futures open and both MU and SNDK to rally another 5% overnight and 5% tomorrow
[+5] u/Silly_Net_8107: Is truth social all just ads?
[+5] u/Far_Outcome_6540: Made some calls to my Jewish Lawyer 🔥💯
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Market do be up, but so do my local gas prices ($5+) SAD!
[+5] u/Separate_Asparagus94: Is anyone holding puts on semis
[+5] u/znightmaree: Prices take the elevator up and the stairs back down. Just buy your flights. They are more likely to increase in price than come down
[+28] u/skymagic: fake ceasefire to reload: +30%
WW3 is SO back: -0.2%
[+22] u/Gorm_the_Old: (Monday 9:15 AM) AXIOS: Iran "Seriously Considering" Accepting U.S. Proposal; Thinks It's "Great Proposal", "Not Going to Get a Better Deal"; Thinks U.S. Administration Is "Great", "Maybe the Best Ever", Many Are Saying
[+18] u/ursizeisnotsize: Futes down 0.25%, bears jerking it furiously while they can
[+17] u/tristis_veritas: As a bear, Robinhood adding short selling might unfortunately be the most bullish thing ever.
[+15] u/ideletedmyaccount04: I do not believe the market will open red because I am in cash.
I the picosecond I go all in, then and only then will it go down.
[+15] u/Wowmuchrya: Axios deal by 8:05 after RH overnight opens
[+14] u/Neel_Crashkari: Very concerning for ber
[+14] u/vanceraa: remember in march where every monday would be oil -20% or +20%
good times
[+13] u/AirportMaterial5917: It’s called buy the dip on Monday for taco Tuesday
[+13] u/gentlesandwich: In the past 6 years, the entire semiconductor sector has increased valuation by 12,300%
I know it might seem like a retarded position to take these days, but there is no way we don't see a massive correction at some point.
[+12] u/spreadbetfred: Opening slightly red is even more bullish than opening green
[+12] u/FoundationRegular661: Life will have meaning again in 1.5 hrs
[+11] u/silverfutes: Trump been firing off novels all day, betting on red Monday, Tuesday & Friday. SPY 800 EOW.
[+11] u/ActivatingEMP: How do all the people that said Iran was going to surrender feel now. Can we start rationing by price now or are we just going to hit the wall headfirst full speed
[+11] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: "MSTR to the moon" he whispered softly as he put the fries in the bag
[+11] u/KingoftheWildlings: Monday: Beginning of Jerome Powell’s last week as Chair of Federal Reserve, 3-year note auction, Existing home sales report for April. Senate confirmation vote on new Chair of the Federal Reserve Kevin Warsh, China CPI/PPI, SPG earnings
Tuesday: April CPI, 10 year note auction, New York & Chicago lame duck Fed Presidents speak, China money supply, HD earnings, EIA Short-Term Energy Outlook (STEO)
Wednesday: PPI, 30 year bond auction, OPEC Monthly Oil Market Report (MOMR) and the EIA Weekly Petroleum Status Report
Thursday: US retail sales report, WMT earnings, and BABA earnings (all 3 pre-market), Business Inventories report, Trump meets with Xi Jinping in Beijing for a two day summit (to discuss geopolitics, trade & tech, Taiwan)
Friday: Industrial Production report, Jerome Powell’s final day assuming the senate confirmed Kevin Warsh.
[+11] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: Ceasefire rockets incoming. Calls at open.
[+11] u/tropicalia84: A trend doesn't change overnight. Especially the biggest up-trend we've had in 25 years. Green as fuck tomorrow.
[+11] u/BeginnersDuck777: 🚨 CIRCUIT BREAKERS 🚨
[+10] u/ActivatingEMP: Oil going up 3% after the thing causing it to fall 20% is proven false is a joke
[+10] u/ballzstreetwets: You have to be a hit man in this market. Quick and move.
[+10] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Sunday night futures are still fucking boring
[+9] u/Wowmuchrya: Market doesnt give a fuck about the war or gas. Only thing that will nuke it is AI ponzi getting exposed.
Denial until then.
[+9] u/Awesome____Sauce: We straight ripping tomorrow
[+9] u/Clappindemcheekies: Bro is everyone in here a fucking retarded 16 year old wtf happened to this place
[+9] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: I can't get a single day bro, a nuke could hit New York and this shit would be green
[+9] u/RJ5R: I set up automatic investing
Buy at market close on Monday
Sell on TACO Tuesday
You guys should try it. It's like a money printer while you're sleeping
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Trump thinks he's winning Iran knows they're winning how is there gonna be a deal lmao?
[+9] u/Additional_Heat_902: Dips are always so short lived bc everyone is so eager to buy them. Love it
[+9] u/BulltraderK: Remember kids. If it’s in the press, it’s in the price.
[+9] u/SnoStrm: Spoiler alert: it don’t go down
[+9] u/WhySoMadBroHaHa: I am shorting 600k spy and 120k spxs and 250k cvna drop pls
[+9] u/Big-Safe3031: Full port 0DTE SPY puts
[+9] u/mehmilani: What happened to the white house Tesla's?
[+9] u/NewDawn101: We need to give AI to the homeless
[+9] u/Special_Economist803: Short all memory stock
[+9] u/Icy_Jelly_315: I can get your mom's left foot behind my head
👄
[+8] u/ten7four: I have just read the response from my so-called “Ex-Girlfriend.” I don’t like it — TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+8] u/Purple-Image9960: lol bers really thought
[+8] u/violet_evergarden8: I wrote best regards as best retards in my work email FUCK I AM COOKED
[+8] u/donkeybray: Semi chips AI rally news about SNDK MU etc have reached my mum through Facebook, I wonder if this means less room to run or shooting up with more people buying in.
[+8] u/claytondpark: May monthly expiration is this week, there can be a lot of gamma unwinding after the current rally (2/3 of the time going into/after monthly expirations trends shift even if for a short period), tread cautiously.
[+8] u/Historical-Cash-9316: ASTS earnings will be opposite of RKLB
[+8] u/ThermalChaser: So we just gonna keep bidding up semis? Got it.
[+8] u/kodaksdad2020: Ide be terrified if I had puts. You can’t stop this momentum. Markets on full retard mode
[+8] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Can't wait to fomo on DRAM tomorrow just to regret it later
[+8] u/Immediate-Bet1062: Half stock. Half cash.
[+8] u/AffectionateHat2554: Guaranteed we’re up another 3% by end of week
[+8] u/cannythecat: This is the perfect setup for 🌮 Tuesday lmao
[+8] u/No_Fig_7835: we are witnessing a glitch in the matrix and are stuck in a time loop for real. same shit different week
[+8] u/ALth0r: Spy 800 or 700 eow. No in-between
[+8] u/Prestigious-Fix8154: Where's the "Open the fucking casino" guy?
[+8] u/Kinnins0n: iran the numbers and… yes it is
[+8] u/Fun-Choices: Always good to buy at an all-time high
[+7] u/isukforfree: Yo can mods bring back the meme emojis. It made it way better to shitpost
[+7] u/Think-Cobbler-8797: ukraine war, over.
markets shook, world colder.
fed keep lying,
inflation hit like a drunk controller.
——
ceos yell “ai”
bro you sell sofas.
whole stock market rn
held together by copium and coca-cola.
——
china flex, oil stressed,
your pension bent like yoga.
everybody talkin “bull run”
meanwhile the economy on life support, bruh.
[+7] u/tropicalia84: Lmfao calls printing tomorrow like they have been the last 2 months
[+7] u/CMTTrader: Damn...down 0.2%. Which usually means +2% EOD Monday
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: Markets not pricing in massive oil, fertilizer, and food shortages this summer. Actual idiots.
[+7] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Give me some of that green stuff
[+7] u/kiwicanuck-: I got a 730 SPY put and 743 SPY call for Monday. Am I going to win?
[+7] u/GloomyMembership4197: I just leave here one word: Trump goes to China this week.
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: So now trunip hates Fox News lmaooo what news channel does he not have beef with, when does it clock to him that maybe he’s the problem
[+7] u/zuziannka: Im must be weird but I still really dont feel like putting up my pictures on social media
[+7] u/seanws30: Norovirus on one ship, hantavirus on another. I've never been on a cruise before but do you get to pick your illness when you buy your ticket or are they cruiseline specific?
[+7] u/tristis_veritas: US debt can grow faster than GDP forever without any consequences.
Printing billions of new dollars every month to make assets go up is an infinite money glitch.
*There is No Catch.*
[+7] u/X_Y_Z807: How does one get retarded with MU this week?
[+7] u/Status-Net2947: Time to sell 8 AMD shares tomorrow
[+7] u/plzplzplztendies: BER begging for another lock down
[+7] u/Lonely-Campaign-2073: no clue but calls tmr
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Futes are fake and gey. Green by open.
[+6] u/sombranegra21: Bailed last week. Looked at my portfolio and said I could walk away right now and have zero regrets of losing out if market kept going higher. Not calling the top, just moving on.
[+6] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: 🥭 “what you mean Americans don’t care about us making the reflecting pool look great again?!?!”
[+6] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: 30 seconds till people start posting stock phrases like "close the casino" or "I will never financially recover from this"
[+6] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Here we go boys, buckle in
[+6] u/RJ5R: How much DRAM should I buy tomorrow?
[+6] u/tika_dengu: The Radical Bers must fail — Our Market is at stake!
[+6] u/New_Competition_410: Nothing make me pp harder than seeing my line go up and be green on Robinhood
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Why can’t all of us just gamble and laugh at bears? War is such a waste of time
[+6] u/ProfessorAkaliOnYT: we need $DRAM futures (up 10%)
[+6] u/whitepug: Not even a full % point who cares 😭
[+6] u/RJ5R: Should I write myself a six figure HELOC check tomorrow and go balls deep into DRAM?
[+6] u/killainvest: Happy Mother’s Day, also I’m going to be a bit short this month on child support.
[+6] u/jetpilot6969: NOT DUMPY ENOUGH BER.
[+6] u/aftherith: Mom the futures are reversing! Make em stop!
[+6] u/Illimited_Esoterica: 🥭 says that the Iranian peace proposal is completely unacceptable. Get ready for the Monday dip before TACO Tuesday.
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Sold all my mu/dram calls on Friday, waiting with cash. You're welcome bulls, no way market isn't going to rekt me by being super green 😭🦅
[+6] u/surmoiFire: Is war back on the menu?
[+6] u/2020isgreat: If oil isn't above 100 I ain't selling any of my oil longs
[+6] u/ithastogoupfromhere: bought the metal dip
https://preview.redd.it/tm58cty0zd0h1.jpeg?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7235d80085da7a14fda632e99b0689ff6d2cf651
[+6] u/youyololiveonce: 🌽 says bears are fuk
[+6] u/baconography: Gold and silver back to sucking.
[+6] u/Temptedourattempt: Quick! Panic buy everything!!!
[+6] u/bklotrgoblet: I'm not gay but I'd probably suck 2 or 3
[+6] u/iiGoodVibesii: Green?!?!? Great, no MU discount:(
[+6] u/PopularCut4124: This thing is running on bullshit and knows it lol
[+6] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Its almost like they take cruise ships and use them as little guinea pig experiments
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Never trust a woman or man with more than 2 G’s in their name.
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: ASTS earnings tomorrow, no positions myself but should be good loss/gain porn out there
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: I promise you two things one is overnights will be red. Tomorrow will be green.
[+6] u/gentlesandwich: I'd say you must be too young to realize what an industrial cornerstone intel has been to the U.S. for over half a century.
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Intel lost to fucking AMD because AMD blew their shit out of the water.
Intel was the gold standard until it became the shit standard.
[+5] u/theskyprod: ASTS earning lotto I think
[+5] u/mneymaker: Sell my USO calls on Monday to buy
1) MU 800c May 15th
2) More ASTS calls May 15th
3) SMH puts
Which one my precious goats?
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: NANA...be oh so sexy sweet and good to us this week
[+5] u/GodLevelRedditor: can someone please remind the orange man that he still has the president of Venezuela locked up and we’d like some of that oil
[+5] u/Throwingdartsmouth: No way we rip into China meetings, right? If that happens, then I'll know what I've already known for a long time: that markets are nonsense. I'll just know it more.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Down .2%? Who is the mf that profit took?
[+5] u/gentlesandwich: CBRS gonna be the hottest IPO of the year and of course it's not available in Robinhood.
[+5] u/ALth0r: Bers are gay, but this market is gayer
[+5] u/nknk_3: There will a reckoning for all this debauchery in the market.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: If you didn't buy oil when it was sub fucking 90 idk what to tell you
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Babe, wake up. New crisis just dropped
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I have decided to grant Claude FULL CONTROL🫴
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: just do a fuckin barrel roll
[+5] u/Philly8181: Either I've learned to tune it out or there was no peace, BLOCKADE, ceasefire, DESTRUCTION, negotiations dance this week.
Bullish signal.
[+5] u/Sad-Airman: Crypto up and stocks down what in tarnation
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Man should have kept those uso calls what a pussy
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BERS are disgusting smelly creatures, so naturally they are the type of regard that enjoys cruise ships
[+5] u/Superb-Welder7582: I only go on reddit when Im poopin
[+5] u/PosterOfReddit: TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Totally unacceptable ! Red we go tomorrow lol
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: Close to the money Oil Calls, 2 month DRAM call, SPX 1DTE put lotto ticket for 🥭 war mongering, how's that sound?
[+5] u/Extremepleasurepro: Stop with the awards
Things regards do to pump their reddit calls
[+5] u/No-Capital-5682: can i get an award???
[+5] u/youngmacho: dip over time for calls
[+5] u/Normal-Barnacle8283: PENG easy and GRPN squeeze
thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/account-names: The ASTS bag-holders are busy pumping roping in others to dump their bags before ER tomorrow.
ASTS has diluted thrice despite saying they are fully-funded each time. They missed repeated promises of 5 launches by Q1 2026 right before they diluted last time. And a crashed satellite (regardless of whose fault it was). They have successfully launched ONE satellite in last one and half years and have been chanting 6 sats/month for over a year now.
I am bag-holding myself but fuck off with the senseless pumping.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Full port nvda weekly calls
[+5] u/mneymaker: What is this MRAM and why it’s 68% up lmao
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Trends are cyclical. Thumb drives are back in style.
[+5] u/VisualMod: You already have a bet going - RKLB to 140.0 before 26-Jun-2026 03:34 PM -05
[+17] u/KittyLover-7: CPi and PPI this week
I am willing to bet my life the numbers magically come in right in line with expectations
[+14] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: raise your hands if you:
1. closed your positions this friday,
2. are waiting for a dip to get back again (but maybe we won't get a dip at all so you'll just FOMO and buy back again on monday)
[+13] u/_Netgirth: I look forward to Mondays now. This isn’t good
[+13] u/ismebbb: 4 minutes until we stare at irrelevant Robinhood pre market
[+12] u/housemouse431: congrats bulls just survived the great recession of 6-7pm
[+12] u/ajibtunes: Way too bullish in here, probably -0.8% tomorrow.
[+12] u/DoctorMario1000: What the hell am I supposed to do with all this money I’m making, I’m tired of winning 😤
[+12] u/dabblesest: Alright bers! This is your time to shine, you have until tomorrow morning to celebrate this massive drop.
[+11] u/MrNo_Balls: discovering the stock market has been the most depressing part of my life. I should not have done any research and only put my money in SPY blindly.
[+11] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Just throw a dart and buy calls. Don't miss out my fellow regards.
[+11] u/extrabigbrain: are hot cousins from half uncles you never met until adulthood fair game?
[+10] u/SenileOldDude: Goal is to be able to bench 225 by the end of the year. I’ve always wanted to
[+10] u/2girls1scope: See yall at $750 tomorow!
[+9] u/InIce1234: Santa Rally starts soon.
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Just buy MU 2000c lol
[+9] u/lupinle1: Mango: Iran's response is fucking shit.
Market: They're talking. Pump.
[+9] u/dbd209: I think I am the only one alive who watches the markets as much as I do, that has lost well over 350k in the past 6 years. Craziest thing is most of my losses aren't even from options. Man I wish I could just fucking disappear.
[+9] u/Xx360StalinScopedxX: \-.12% is considered sliding for nasdaq futures 😂
[+9] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Any other regards in here buy SPY puts at close Friday? Please tell me I’m not alone…….. please.
[+9] u/CreativeMischief: this has been happening for weeks now
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: Oil climbing and futes recovering. All is well
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Sister in law tonight at dinner - “buy PLTR. I don’t know what it does but my friend told me to buy it a few years ago and I’ve made so much money off of it. It’s a great stock”
Top is behind us
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Way too bearish in here, probably +0.8% tomorrow.
[+8] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: RDDT is so undervalued here omg
[+8] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Tinders a scam LMAO paid for the 1 week and got shadow banned in a day not one match.
[+8] u/UnitedCup1814: Senior vice presdent at Intel for 27 years resigned and just joined super micro. Good stuff. This stock will be a money maker
[+8] u/Majestic_Natural_361: SPY 800 is not a meme
[+8] u/Karl-Levin: honestly if trump doesn't start bombing we will see another green day
I am not making the mistake again to underestimate the delusions of this market. We might very well rally for another week or two
[+8] u/kim82352: > Iran has submitted a comprehensive plan to end the US-Israeli war of aggression, insisting on full compensation for war damages and the lifting of all sanctions, according to an IRIB report.
[+8] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: Psilocybin Mushrooms cured my depression
Calls on PSIL
[+7] u/Liquidtears: Because none of this makes sense, we'll hit 750 SPY tomorrow.
[+7] u/SenileOldDude: I gotta start doing abs man. My hips and lower back are fucked from a weak core
[+7] u/_Netgirth: It’s kinda unfair there’s probably a bunch of poor people in West Virginia who have never even heard of MU or Sandick
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Me when Bers they talk about how everything is fucked up and post actual evidence: 🙄😒
Me when Bols say “haha Ber fuk” for the millionth time: 🤣🙂↕️😎
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Is it true you can get banned for mentioning r/wallstreetbets on r/stocks
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Reminder that if you love cannons, you need storage for cannons. That’s rackspace. $rtx
[+7] u/It-hurts-whenIP: How on God‘s green earth can there still be bears alive??
[+7] u/No_Current3675: What retard shit is 🥭 gonna pull next?
[+7] u/Kingmusk420: 4 more minutes till MU POP!!
[+6] u/winston511: Pakistani delegation confirms negotiations ongoing and both sides show willingness to compromise in a good faith attempt - whatever fake news media outlet wants to pump
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: The key to quitting a gambling addiction is to get blackout drunk so you can't gamble
[+6] u/alexbizzy: Spy 750 calls at open
[+6] u/derprondo: Sitting on the deck with my kitty wondering if I’ll ever get a shot at SPY $500 again. Cash gang was a mistake.
[+6] u/27onfire: OMG! WE DOWN 1.65!
blood red
[+6] u/xeuropa: MU AMD RKLB 😮😮💨🕺💃💃🕺
[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: even 🌽pamping expecting a 🌮
[+6] u/BeaverSack: Lowest volume pumps ever. I’m out. Have fun trading this absolute bullshit guys
[+6] u/99Fan: This aint staying red LOL
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Bought MU Friday, please pump another week
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Crypto going muuuuuch higher. Clarity act is happening.
[+6] u/pinghing: Peace deal breakthrough axios headline will remain as scheduled at 5 AM.
[+6] u/winston511: Bro making money is such a nice feeling, honestly even the hope of making money is nice. I just rarely feel either of those.
[+6] u/Kingmusk420: MU is going to POP soon
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: Can't wait to commute 2 hours to my job that starts at 9 am tomorrow
Time to get ready for bed while it's still light outside
[+6] u/bps6687: Shorting American Airlines since they canceled my flight and now im stuck in Houston for 2 days.
[+6] u/Electronic_Sky_1413: Half cash & half stock
[+6] u/Sufficient-Tie-8735: ASTS to $110 by Friday
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: MU after earnings was the easiest buy ever. Forward PE was under 10
[+5] u/Throwawayz911: Guys be safe from the hentai virus. Shits bad out there.
[+5] u/Ape02: Fake "positive" talks news, and were pumping 1% every time, a few consecutive weeks.
Negative talks news, and futes about to be green.
Make it make sense.
[+5] u/madcowdiseasereeee: \-how much put positions do you have in spy?
\-yes.
\-how much money are you losing?
\-yes.
thank you for coming to my ber ted talk
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Xi Trump meeting this week. Market will pump
[+5] u/2Jads1Cup: wondering what the SpaceX IPO is gonna do to RKLB...
[+5] u/DazzlingAnimal581: Should be green in about 30 minutes at this rate
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Open the casino I want to buy like a regard
[+5] u/Andthesuch: South Korean claiming they were fired at by unidentified flying objects. Calls on space stocks.
[+5] u/Kingmusk420: If 🌽 is up 2%, you can expect MU to be up 5% when pre market opens.
[+5] u/_rockthemike: In gonna do what that google guy did. Buy OTM calls, wait till hit the money, roll up all profit to next 5% OTM strike 30 days out. DRAM.
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: The way the ppl are gonna unload MU in 30 min
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: You've heard of a zero-down mortgage, but what about a negative-down mortgage? 🤔
[+5] u/tripstermcgee808: I think I’m gonna go and buy a dell
[+5] u/Suavecore_: I struggle to imagine what the charts will look like in 10-20 years while everything is going completely parabolic right now on the all-time charts and even 5-year charts
[+5] u/ThingPossible1971: Its too boolish in here
[+5] u/Czyzzle: So bridges and power plants or nah?
[+5] u/Kingmusk420: Trump just said it is UNACCEPTABLE to MU having another red day in its life.
[+5] u/Potato_Battery: Another week of being up 5%
[+5] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: All the regards buying oil calls learned nothing from the silver rug pull
[+5] u/Tricky_Let2806: Got a feeling INTEL hits $150 this week boys
[+5] u/ShaqsGotOranges: someone’s trying to pump rddt with these awards lmao
[+5] u/Bam2458: *Red futes at night, bull’s delight.*
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Ahh good another wall of lies and insanity from the only market maker.
[+5] u/rhuffq: One of these days this will fall. Bers will likely already on their 20th round of getting boned. But sooner or later it will happen and the posts in this subreddit will be hilarious.
[+5] u/mightychicken64: OH SHIT Iran is gonna ge
[+5] u/Remarkable_Owl: Oh, I am going to make money tomorrow for a change
[+5] u/Natarian86: Red futes is actually a good sign right?
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Were probably carving the top out, but it's still calls
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Monk-7520: more likely trump will vent thru truthsocial . market will go 1 or 2% and taco will be served on tuesday
[+17] u/jokull1234: Old wallstreetbets lost so much money on MU in 2018/2019 watching it fail to move from $70 to $80, now MU goes from $700 to $800 in less than two whole trading days lmao
[+12] u/DrummerCompetitive20: screw it MU 1000 tomorrow
[+12] u/the_mind_goblin1: Buying MU at this point is objectively retarded, but you're probably going to win
[+12] u/l0gicgate: Believe it or not. Calls.
[+11] u/hardcrepe: MU passed 700 on Friday. It’s now passing 800. God damn. Not even giving entry chances.
[+10] u/WorkingAd7387: FUCK IT ALL IN ON MEMORY AT OPEN CANT GO TITS UP
[+10] u/SKJ_2012: MU $1000 this week is looking very possible
[+10] u/xlmtothemoon: holy fuck u guys are actually buying this shit right now LOL
[+9] u/AlCapitaan: Ngl I wish I get hentaivirus and die
[+9] u/hallett21: I’m gonna fucking make 500k this week
[+9] u/Odd_Library_3953: Big surprise MSFT is shit again
[+8] u/MrSurferbrahDudeman: !banbet RKLB $115 1d
[+8] u/LayerClear5664: FOMO'd 120k on MU and SNDK last week, already up 30k lol
[+8] u/Boheed: hello yes I'm here for the pyramid scheme info session
[+8] u/Dizzy-Monk-: This is what Buffett meant when he said buy when others are fearful. This memory pump is pretty scary. I’m full porting DRAM
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: Why the FUCK didn’t I full port MU
[+8] u/Meeting_Ok2: Plays this week is either QQQ or SPY 0DTE calls everyday 🫡
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Ber staring at his phone for the 4th week in a row in disbelief
[+8] u/optionsmaster42069: I’ll remain solvent on not hopping in memory or semis at this point. If it runs it runs, this is a textbook blow off top if I’ve ever seen one imo.
[+8] u/IntrepidToday0: How many of you regards passed on MU at 700 because you didn’t want to buy “the top”? Lmao $1k by Wednesday
[+8] u/wasley101: Something doesn’t feel quite right here. The markets are continuing to boom regardless of any news. These gains seem unprecedented.
I sold AMD at 348 and nvdia at 210. It’s impossible to call the tops so hindsight I’ve sold too early. Everybody seems so bullish this made me more cautious.
The old saying ‘be fearful when others are greedy’ All im saying is be careful and maybe set some trailing stops. This may continue more but if you’re not questioning the gains then I would start to consider it. Nothing wrong with taking good profits and waiting on sidelines if you’re unsure.
Food for thought, seen it too many times before and people are left waiting or in margin because they’ve risked more than they can afford.
[+8] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: I haven’t bought yet so it still has plenty of room to run
[+7] u/powerboner: Oh MSFT you magneficent cunt
[+7] u/Past-Pepper-863: YES! MU 900 by Open!!!?
[+7] u/Substantial-Art5008: Oh fuck it’s starting
[+7] u/zestykite: STONKS ONLY GO UP!. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+7] u/Donalds_Lump: Oil is about to have a comeback week.
[+7] u/0DTEKing: Everything is printing money except my META calls, Mark cukerburg should be fired immediately
[+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: MU might have a 20% day tomorrow
[+7] u/veryveryuniquename5: mu and amd are twins LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/veryveryuniquename5: mu and amd buying nvda, half cash half stock LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Past-Pepper-863: Cmon MU +$190 left to go until 1000
[+7] u/According_To_Me_: MU to 2 Trillion fomo is hitting like crack this week
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Who just bought the MU top
[+7] u/boraboca: Damn just bought MU at top just dropped $8 to 792
[+7] u/Teriyaki-Cat: MU 900 two weeks out whatcha think, hopium or money printer
[+7] u/Summerdaysengineer: All profit is good profit (:
[+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: Mu is unreal holy shit
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Holy shit the Axios article hasnt even dropped yet
[+7] u/Indra_Sx: I’m here losing $$$ on $HOOD when there’s stocks doing 5-10% a day 😓😓
[+7] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: For everyone who is bummed they missed out on MU or RKLB because they bought SaaS or HOOD, look at the bright side:
At least you didn’t buy puts 😂
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Meta and MSFT were already dead. No need to kill what’s already dead. Come on
[+6] u/ConstantTravel9: Trump will say that Iran is begging for a deal and then the markers will pump another 2% Monday while they shoot ceasefire rockets
[+6] u/WailingWarbler: smash and grabbin uranium
[+6] u/theineffablebob: I didn’t buy $MU at 3000
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: OPEN THE CASINO YOU BITCH
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Why Microslop why why can’t you be like MU
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: good god its sucking out the rest of the entire stock market into this shit
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Whoever buying semi right now got some huge balls . Good luck
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: AMD and MU will buy me a BMW
[+6] u/aqjingson: Micron bears wat is u doin
[+6] u/thebobitt: Taco man rejected the peace deal
[+6] u/kawkface: If $MU hits 890 it will be 1 trillion in market cap.
Let's fucking do this.
[+6] u/ProudRaccoon4653: 🥭 has already said the offer from Iran is unacceptable. So we know he will make threats to bomb them and destroy their country. Then before market open he will say they are making a ton of progress towards a deal and the market will pump.
[+6] u/1M-to-Zero: SMCI to the moon this week. Mark this.
[+6] u/AGigatonicxs: Sk hynix up 10% already
[+6] u/hkc101010: Aliens full porting MU
[+6] u/DistressCall1: MU got that big shrek dick energy. Pump me up baby.
[+6] u/Goldguysqueeze: Bubble for sure, buy QQQ puts EOY
[+6] u/xironically23: My MU calls are up 8k each if I could sell right now 😭
[+6] u/Trumpiano-007: Going FOMO into MU and SNDK, this is unreal at this point.
[+6] u/Dongkey_kong: Are you micron bulls retarded? I mean keep pumping but Jesus fuck
[+6] u/SKJ_2012: Full porting DRAM tomorrow, that shit is gonna keep ripping and its still cheap
[+6] u/Lostmymindandmoney: We need more data centers. My electricity and water bill are still affordable. We’re not even close to being finished. Buying calls at open
[+6] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Playoff hockey > playoff anything else
[+6] u/Impossible_Top242: MU is 100% running to $1,200 minimum by end of this week
[+6] u/bullhunter469: K-pop index GAPPING UP HARD while American terrorist bears getting GAPED
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: who gives a fuck if the straight is open or closed, all need is AI LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/One-Syllabub1866: What bs, fake rumor are they going to drop at 5AM to juice the rally?
[+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Michael burry is the 🌈est bears leader of em all
[+5] u/Ryu6912: Hope SNDK gets a -50% day just to see the loss porn.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: 😂😆😂😆 MU and sanddik 😂 fuk
[+5] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: The FOMO is eating me alive … all in DRAM
[+5] u/Christiano97: Are we buying ASTS at open?
[+5] u/JustCan6425: Proposal to end the war rejected but everything green at open anyway, most notably MU and SNDK 🤣🤣
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Sold all my MU right at 5 pm youre welcome
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: This is a classic setup for a bol trap. Bol’s about to get rippedandscrewed.mp3
[+5] u/odity9: Good problem#4 to have: looking up stop losses on your SNDK calls cause you about to go deep in the money
[+5] u/Sandman_Is_Back: MU definitely hitting 1000 end of May. this is lambo play or for me a Toyota Tundra
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: feels like you have to be retarded to make money in this market
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: RKLB with Anduril partnership and a military side hustle, easy 150$+ end of year
[+5] u/Feedthemcake: Fuck me sandisk is sick. Beautiful.
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: The memory train is unbelievable. It's been "irresponsible" to buy for two weeks now lol
[+5] u/Ad_Weekly: It's one big club and you're not in it!
[+5] u/swampassOG: HOOD 100 IS INEVITABLE
[+5] u/TheWokenessInjector: Moderna calls
USO calls
Gld puts
Zoom calls
Glgl
[+5] u/New_Tumbleweed_6438: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that once a QQQ hits its ATH, it will fucking moon for weeks to come" - Jane Austen
[+5] u/Nickzpic: MU and RKLB. That’s all you need to know
[+5] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: MU has been going crazy up ever since imu from one piece appeared
[+5] u/PROMlSED: Something about irrational exuberance
[+5] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: Lisa Su just dancin in the Endzone at this point lol
[+5] u/robmafia: semis now look to be the biggest pump and dump in history.
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: amd just had a red cnadle WTF LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Totallycomputername: Figma nuts, it's money time.
[+5] u/ercanbas: My favorite stock is UNCH
[+5] u/DrestinBlack: Corn : leading indicator 👍🏼
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: Bears its looking scary for y’all’s boys lol ATH before midnight
[+14] u/jerm2z: Mass hysteria is healthy so just join in
[+14] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Bears out in full force downvoting comments from AI bulls. That’s all they can do to be happy and dream about imaginary crash until 9:30 lol. Cant wait for the loss porn
[+13] u/Eaglesfan1297: Oh no MU is only up 5% overnight now 😢
[+13] u/Lapidated_Llama: Did yall survive the great market crash of 8:50 pm to 9:10 pm 🤯
[+12] u/These-Shoulder8017: My stepmom mistakenly booked a single hotel room for the two of us.
[+11] u/Dornitz: GIVE IT UP FOR WEEK 7 OF QQQ GAINS.
[+11] u/Fox-Is-Spooky: Helen hunt in twister is kinda Hott. I’m gonna lose all my money tmrw.
[+10] u/Cav829: These are totally normal stock movements in a totally stable stock market.
[+10] u/Brilliant_Project923: The amount of serious commentary here regarding Robinhood OVERNIGHT markets shows this market is going to need a cool -5% week soon to christen some of these new traders.
[+10] u/LexAeterna27: Once this blow-off top comes crashing down this sub will be hilarious. 😂
[+10] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: This week looks insane. CPI, feds speaking, PPI, retail sales and Orange man going to Chaina and opex ending. Wow
[+9] u/stuntondeezh0es: All these bulls screaming at bears for losing money, but never considering that the bulls are making money because of bears. SMH the disrespect
[+9] u/Lapidated_Llama: Qqq green lmao. I’ll just fuck off
[+9] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # How many weeks of pumping have we had so far? And y’all mean to tell me the Pumping will continue— indefinitely? 👀
[+9] u/FriedBalamari: Waiting for my grandpa to knockout so I can steal his cc to buy MU weeklies
[+8] u/Castopliani: I also have a sandy dick, but nobody is paying me $1600
[+8] u/AccordingBee5821: Samsung up 7% and SK Hynix up 12% in an hour of trading on Monday. Jesus Christ, this is insanity
[+8] u/D1finalboss: Never mind I just saw MU drinking monster energy drinks punching holes in the Sheetrock
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: I guess all I can do is buy. A share of Microsoft every time it drops $5. The most I can end up with 80 shares.
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: Up, down, whatever. I'm just here to lose money.
[+8] u/Kickboy21: Im one retarded play away from retiring. Fuck
[+8] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND FOMO INTO AMD AND MU 🤯
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Opening a petition to delist MSFT. This shit needs to go.
[+8] u/Far_Review4292: Iran is dumping oil of Karg Island as it's run out of storage and can't turn off the wells.
[+8] u/sonofalando: I’m fully hedged for the mass unemployment that’s coming.
[+7] u/BambiEnyoyer: Selling my $Meta for $MU and $AMD last week was the best choice of my life
[+7] u/ddrsdght: The drawdown will be legendary
[+7] u/spectra444: Wow it’s berish in here… guess that means we’re pumping another +1% tmw 🫡
[+7] u/spectra444: Calls tmw expiring Friday. Thank me later
[+7] u/PrthReddits: Sndk 2k and mu 1k end of Wednesday?
[+7] u/Wishforgains: MU hitting 1000 this week
[+7] u/Snowman33001: If you’re here, just know, you are valued.
(Not you, bers)
[+6] u/IookMaNoHands: i want an ABG from the food court
[+6] u/RedditLovingSun: Same but it allows me to turn my decent salary to a depressing one
[+6] u/Absolute_Unit_Dog: Do NOT simulate rn. STIMULATE and go to sleep like a good boy.
[+6] u/globohydrate: Red Monday reset so we can be green the rest of the week
[+6] u/Cav829: Just think of the legendary gain porn if you all in SOXS the day the Semis finally crash. You'd be a hero amongst us regards. Never mind odds are you'll be broke before it happens, but isn't that worth the risk?
[+6] u/iJailbreakGeek: Semis gonna open only at +5% so that it can then pump another 10% after open
[+6] u/Snowman33001: Bers, I’m on the moon.
Can you still hear me on earth where you’re on the sidelines in cash?
[+6] u/ora408: Pull back monday. Oil is up tonight. Huge red day tm. Might have lots of panic selling and profit taking. But im loading up on the dip
[+6] u/ben1492: They’re front running TACO Tuesday. Not just the upcoming one, but at least the next 6.
[+6] u/WhoElseButMe_: Hope you bought that dip
[+6] u/Own-Hornet-6339: Ok, show yourselves. Who bought MU at $800.
[+6] u/Ok-Poetry-4721: I am extremely fearful right now. Does that mean it's time to be greedy?
[+6] u/cyclingmania: MUU was supposed to be a more affordable alternative to MU. It's $593 are you fuckin kidding me
[+6] u/sck178: Ya know, as a bear even I'm getting sick of all these "dot-com era" comparisons I'm seeing. Everyone is trying to predict the end. SPY could hit fucking 1500 by the end of the year. WHO FUCKING KNOWS?!
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: Imagine thinking the market would open red tomorrow lmao
[+5] u/DJisDopeAF: SNDK WTF. When will I stop being pussy and cop it?
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: I might be the luckiest regard ever if these QQQ puts print lmao.
[+5] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Damn, this is such a nice, soft, comfy rug. Beautiful rug. I love this rug. Hopefully, nothing happens while I relax for a bit on it.
[+5] u/ai___________: What the fuck is going on
[+5] u/NoTone5350: Give us a red before Trump goes to China. Do we need to pull back for a buying opportunity?
[+5] u/pat_riot43: Keep beating the fucking DRAM damnit! More cowbell.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: I can tell I'm going to screw tomorrow up. Sold my oil long on Friday close which is already pissing me off
[+5] u/SquidKid47: If it's not enough to save my oil calls now it surely won't be enough to save them at open when oil opens red somehow
[+5] u/jiggolo420: 2026 is the year WSB became wallstreet. So many ballers in here
[+5] u/_Romp: bought MU at 805 🤡 AMA
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: I used to hold $40 2028 contracts for Intel when it was $30… I sold when it hit $40 lmao $5k would be about 50 now
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Had a food drive on Saturday and nobody was donating. Can't blame them since a simple can of soup costs $2...
[+5] u/IndependentBoth2831: RKLB baby let's goooo
[+5] u/MadmantheDragon: Space stocks back into rotation next couple weeks in a euphoric way as SpaceX ipo anticipation grows. Would love for them to get hammered one more time to load a bigger position
[+5] u/DEElightful92: Everything in me is telling me to buy poots for Intel....
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: This is the bottom. Only up from here.
[+5] u/sonofalando: Surely raging inflation is bullish 💀
[+25] u/Dependent-Media-1857: man i hate work so much
[+18] u/lijijil: Calls calls calls
Market only goes up
Business as usual
Priced in
Bears extinct
Bulls on parade
Another up only week
Weeeeeeeeee
[+15] u/MooseTendies: Nba is unwatchable. Yeah I said it
[+15] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Can’t wait to see the loss porn when some regard buys the top on SNDK or MU
[+13] u/External_Counter378: I think we've got another +3% day in us somehow.
[+13] u/Jesus-Musk: I just dumped $200k into QCOM but I also eat instant noodles
[+12] u/potato111a: Stacy's mom got it going on LMAO 🤌
[+12] u/NoProfessional4650: If MU hits $1500 then my port would be worth $5m. Scary enough, I think this will actually happen…
[+12] u/kenathen: spy 800 already signed this week
[+11] u/throwaway_7771: MUU / DRAM TO THE FUCKING MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+11] u/lasco10: Is MU hot in here again? that’s a trip down memory lane. Like the good old wsb days 😢
[+11] u/unhappyreach_: I was going to take this week off but the dopamine
🫡
[+11] u/Reply_Stunning: this next V is going to be an unprecedented, one of a kind supernova.
Fill your bags, get your calls
[+11] u/cashflow_: It’s so weird to me how a lot of people just aren’t nice. Like what the fuck is your problem you dumb pos
[+10] u/nyse25: call me warren buffet because im having mcdonalds tonight 😎
[+9] u/LeftBullTesty: Everything tells me that SPY won’t go to 800 before summer, but knowing this REGARDED market anything is possible
[+9] u/minicoffeebag: Checked the S&P 500, besides AI stocks, the rest are straight up red and garbage.
[+9] u/Tadikif: We are having the greatest bullrun, and its only getting started. Yet, we have so many BERS who want to endlessly suffer. Can't wait for the lossporn this week.
[+9] u/Striking-Fig924: Korean grandmas are buying sk hynix and mu…
Do what you will with this information
[+9] u/prana_fish: Retards still trying to dip buy software stocks like $MSFT because they hAvE nOt rUn yEt while $MU rips like 10% every day lmao.
[+9] u/cashflow_: The Airbnb host of where Im staying put in the notes to refrain from eating in bed. So I legit had a 4 course meal in bed today out of spite
[+8] u/Opposite_Day_9771: No peace deal .... hasn't this been obvious? Trump negotiating wit Iranian politicians is like people arranging chairs on the Titanic. Are we going to ignore the people in charge, IRGC and Bibi, are not talking? How long before inventory runs out? MU, STX, and other chips rely on Asian manufacturing. I predict a river of tears by mid June. All big techs will warn by then. As of now, insiders selling goes brrrrrr.
[+8] u/PodcastAlpha: NVDA is the bet for this week - [pre earnings analysis hinting a major inflection point](https://podcastalpha.substack.com/p/nvidia-reports-earnings-on-may-20).
[+8] u/ev01ution: Feeling down cause I lose 1K in Pokemon raffle but I won’t even flinch when I’m down 10k in my portfolio
[+7] u/tortu995: Semis could open down 20% and i ain't even touching them for an intraday bounce, that's my level of fomo right now. People have been bidding nonstop because mediocre macro analysts called for an overheat which is not what is happening, it's just a bubble real economic data shows deterioration + inflation spike.
[+7] u/Jesus-Musk: How do you idiots not realize the melt-up in semis has to do with Daddy's trip to China this week? Nobody gives a fuck about the Strait of Hormuz, the deal's already been made
[+7] u/i_try_all_day: Here is what got me scared on Friday, the calls to put ratio was 15:1 and the hidden hand would never let anyone win.
[+7] u/Mean_Elevator_7391: Dip is already bought… mother fuckers!!!
[+7] u/jijitalk: Throw Netflop into that fucking mix. I hold all 3 of them.
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: "The worst people feel a lot braver" is really gonna define this decade
[+7] u/ReadyGain2972: Everyday will be too late to get into micron. 1000 EOW
[+7] u/BongHitsForLisaSu: For those about to rock we salute you
[+6] u/crazy_akes: That’s not one word schmuck
[+6] u/Paincoast89: praying for a dip so i can buy cheap calls or sell expensive puts
[+6] u/PostNutClarity787: MRAM is about to 10x this week. Its already extended past all available options lol
[+6] u/nyse25: on twitter they'll call you gay for having sex with women
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: wow cool ... almost every stock red except for memory and hard disks. Silly me thought AI uses more advanced tech.
[+6] u/SocraticGoats: Breaking: Bitcoin beats earnings estimates with Q1 adjusted EPS of $420 vs $69 consensus estimate.
[+5] u/riteofpass: RKLB to 120 this week
[+5] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: Time to cut my losses on MSFT this shit is going nowhere for a while
[+5] u/doritodeathstar: It seems people are expecting RKLB to pull back like 15% tomorrow but more likely it's going higher
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #cncbc tomo: TRADERS LOOK FORWARD TO A PEACE PLAN IN THE FUTURE FUTES UP
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Rush497: $MU $1000 EOW THANKYOU
[+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: Does anyone have the number to: Theta Decay Support Group?
[+5] u/Haikoe: 🌮s gonna start flying around at $100 wti again
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: You mother fuckers pushing sndk and mu have lost the plot. Godspeed regards
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Iran says so. They said they are locked and loaded
[+14] u/politicalinvestor: Wonder who got an erection first you or “her”
[+11] u/0xBorisjohnson: > “Nobody in Iran writes a plan to please Trump. The negotiating team writes only for the rights of the Iranian nation. If Trump is unhappy with it, that is actually better,” the source said. “Trump simply does not like reality; that is why he keeps losing to Iran.”
Lol Iran called him a loser, sorry boys pack it up, 🥭 is going to send oil to 130 a barrel today
[+10] u/Stack_Johnson: Oil up 5%? Nasdaq dgaf
[+10] u/bigfan49: Mods ban the word “puts” in chat for a few days save a couple people some money
[+10] u/yeahyoubored: I just know 🇮🇱 wants to blow up something in Iran soon
Maybe an oil field or energy facility
[+10] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Ahhh if I buy SNDK now, I’d be fomoing at the top and it could crash. If I don’t buy now, it could keep going up while I watch. Either way I lose 😭🫡
[+9] u/Fine_Specialists: #ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+9] u/Memento_mori9608: MU is destined to go to $1,000, don’t fight it
[+8] u/temporary-account-: The market truly is the worlds largest socially acceptable pyramid scheme (maybe second only to crypto)
[+8] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Oil crisis is bullish
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: The fact that TSLA market cap is still above 1 trillion really amazes me.
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Alright bers, Imma level with you. I just paid $500 for mother's day dinner so imma need y'all to take it easy tomorrow.
[+7] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: I drove by a Chick-fil-A today, and the parking lot was empty. Very troubling for bols.
[+6] u/Mysterious-Ad-208: MONDAY → WARSH BECOMES NEW FED CHAIR AFTER SENATE VOTES
TUESDAY → U.S. CPI REPORT
WEDNESDAY → FOMC CHAIR SPEECH
THURSDAY → FED BALANCE SHEET
FRIDAY → TRUMP-XI MEETING
[+6] u/ThiccAssConnoisseur: Dump and fly day tomorrow 🚀
[+6] u/Dis_shite_rite_her: WTI is going over $100. There is no peace deal. Reports of air defences being engaged over Iran and UAE. Rate hikes before cuts are very likely...
Calls it is.
[+6] u/latchsideways: I might tear up, from all the money I'm making from MU 😭 no more bear for me
[+6] u/callmeladygrey: I bet the house on ASTS. How fucked am I?
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: shorting btc always free money. gains never hold
[+5] u/poopy_wizard132: Market gona rip this week too?
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: I rolled GOOGL covered calls to 400 and the damn thing actually went to 400. I’m so conflicted.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: btc rug pull again, crpto is always shit
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Ok so basically I hope you guys are cozy rn so you can have a cozy nights sleep before work
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Fellow bers stop shorting tech and spy, start shorting gold and buying oil 🐻💰
[+5] u/firenznguyen: BB $60 end of June 🚀
[+5] u/MinyMine: Okay but where is DRAM
[+5] u/Kranoath: I still think INTC will 10x before end of the year
[+5] u/Ltiform: enjoy the market rocket until SpaceX ipo turns SPY into the challenger
[+5] u/northdancer: QQQ to $800 by Friday?
[+32] u/BigBritches619: I just found out my ex is married and having a kid. Its crazy the lengths people go to make someone jealous
[+15] u/mysuruhuduga: Burry tweeted sell on Jan 31 2023, since then qqq is up 120% and S&P is up 80%
[+12] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: We've become so accustomed to green, seeing -0.1% is apparently a massacre.
[+12] u/legible_print: Man I tried this new thing called taking profits
[+11] u/Micahftww: I'm getting ads to donate plasma alot, they must know I'm holding 3dte SPY calls
[+10] u/Montyprice7206: Had the closest call of my adult life to shitting my pants. Literally took all my might keeping my sphincter shut on the drive home, nearly blasted myself multiple times and literally projectile shitted into the toilet as I was pulling my pants down, but we made it safe and sound 👌
Anyway calls for sure
[+9] u/Ziz23: ASTS gonna show some 5g FaceTime with aliens on the next earnings
[+9] u/Outside_Ad4446: Hope all the bulls spent the day with their mommies, because tomorrow they will wish they never gave birth to them...
[+8] u/ForsakenRacism: These losers wont even sell me a DRAM 100C
[+8] u/Dyce10x: Took a HELOC on my home to put 100k into MU. So easy
[+8] u/cavecanine: Take physical delivery
[+7] u/kemar7856: Oil is back over $100
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: WTF? Where did all the cool people go? You guys are lame ass bitches!
[+7] u/dinanm4: I fucking bought my at $791 how stupid am I
[+7] u/Valuable_Weather8293: So much gain porn starting to worry me
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Don’t let this market pump distract you from the fact that MODS are ghey 🏳️🌈
[+6] u/Left-Signature-5250: Fuck it, MSFT is dead to me. I dont give a shit anymore. Will buy in again at probably $350
[+6] u/WooWheee: My ai agent team scraping wsb are sending some insanely high signals rn…
[+6] u/vSlickRick1: I got oil calls expiring Friday do I sell or hold?
[+6] u/DeciduousMath12: Sell 25% at open. Regret at lunch. Buy back end of day. Get liquidated with the TACO Tuesday
[+6] u/orobsky: Imagine not having any semiconductors in your portfolio. (I currently have 0 exposure and am actually down a little last week 😢)
[+6] u/4pocketsfullll: I think we are going to go in the opposite direction of a bubble. A market so expensive that it creates a similar effect of a market bottom.
[+6] u/ReversalTheory: CRBS IPO is free money. It'll open above 200 on Thursday and hit 400+ by end of Friday
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: Some of you will buy the top as is tradition
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: I should move to a favela in Brazil and find me a big booty poor woman who will except me for who I am.
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: When you gamble, Dopamine is released regardless when you win or lose.
[+5] u/jeanx22: SPY 800 was the bottom
[+5] u/squidsauce99: Bibi is saying there are secret ai deals with Arab countries and you’re buying puts, Ber?
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # QQQ is up almost 18% in one month. Either we take the elevator up or the next correction is going to fuk bol into bankruptcy LMAO💀🤌
[+5] u/Rivalliez: putting the house on sandisk
[+5] u/baadllama_ghost: tmrw small red for tuesday taco green
/thread
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: This whole situation really waxes my apples.
[+5] u/diefy7321: Remember when tren ate his own kum off a crackhead’s ass?
Good times
[+5] u/ProfitMossad: Could Toshiba be the next play?
[+17] u/dljmonkeyboiz: WELCOME TO WEEK 7 OF FUCK YOUR PUTS
[+12] u/Fit_Ad_8173: Hantavirus, war is not over, tech pumping as fk, rsi at 82 on D
Should pump today aswell
[+12] u/Taiyoken: Put the bag in the fries bro
[+11] u/Adrian12094: oil is at fucking $100 again
[+10] u/moorhound: I feel like this is gonna go for a morning dip leading into the biggest semiconductor-pump-up-the-ass finish humanely possible tomorrow, then possibly dump later this week as the nation realizes it needs gas during the summer
[+9] u/oliver2022: this is fucking insane
[+8] u/tesseramous: I guess oil is in the sp500 now. This is how trump fixed it.
[+8] u/Bubbly-Fly-205: Today's resistance is tomorrow's support.
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: MU got absolutely no chill
1000 eow
[+8] u/drakilian: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does DRAM pump 5%?
[+8] u/IndividualNo7155: Blackrock is going to announce a partnership with a hyoerscaler. Any bets who’s it gonna be?
[+7] u/sibalbyonshin: plz be msft plz be msft plz be msft plz be msft
[+7] u/StocksStormTrooper: The 🥭 administration is weighing the option to temporary stop taxing gas temporarily to lower the gas price🚀
[+7] u/sibalbyonshin: MRAM rocketing just cuz its got RAM in its name??? or some insider acting retarded? Anyway throwing some couple grand in this stupid rally
[+7] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Oil Price going down: Market goes up massively
Oil Price going up: Market is flat or goes slightly up
Oil = Irrelevant?
[+7] u/RockasaurusRex: Do frat bros still compare dicks these days?
[+7] u/Hybridisthebest: i think it’s time for both of you to get the fuck off my boat
[+6] u/mikeytho1: MU only up 4% in the overnight? Is the bubble going to burst?
[+6] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lmao bers in complete shambles. SPY is heading to 800 this week.
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: They are trying way too hard to cook up another pandemic and making it way too obvious. Hanta isn't even spread person to person. Go all cash and wait for the crash, generational wealth coming your way.
[+6] u/narcteh: MSFT pinky promise you will only go up from this point ok?
[+5] u/b1gbroth3r: Buying MU and DRAM calls
[+5] u/CBWorldwide: CELH Celsius is looking good. Still a solid growth stock. Released positive earnings. Triple bottom on the daily chart. I’m playing July $40 calls.
[+14] u/DarkR124: > U.S. Treasury Will Have to Borrow $2 Trillion This Year Just to Continue Functioning—More Than $166 Billion Every Month
Calls.
[+10] u/Nictel: ALL ABOARD THE MU MU TRAIN
[+9] u/itsgodsposterchild: BLOOD GREEN TOMORROW CALLS AT OPEN IS THE PLAY
[+8] u/YasJGFeed: If the golf king has a stroke, market jumps 20% overnight stg
[+8] u/90kDenier: About 2 more green days for ASTS and LUNR until I can full port into ETFs and leave this place forever as I have proven myself to be a PAPER HANDS BITCH
Greetings from Japan
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: I am already disappointed in myself for tomorrow
[+8] u/Philthatman: Its crazy how it doesnt matter if the asian countries get fucked, the oil supply shock wont matter to the market until it hits a non-eastern european; western country.
[+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: We have many hours till open still
[+7] u/ZYHUA: I can't bear standing in the sideline, I just liquidated me and my mom's vanguard target retirement fund to all in SNDK, we are going to pay off our mortgage and car loan end of month, or maybe buy some brand new porsche instead
[+7] u/ZYHUA: Guys SNDK, MU, INTC, AMD, LITE, 1/5 each, should be plenty safe and diversified, right?
[+7] u/hyroprotagonyst: im guessing nvda is going to go parabolic in the next couple of weeks, i think they'll let em sell to china and then earnings
also the mu train ain't done, 1500 will occur
[+7] u/NoFuckingValue: Futures flat on news everything was in fact priced in the whole time
[+7] u/Oxidrox: What fake headline are we expecting from Axios before market opens?
[+6] u/Nubesrojas7: Nobody can tell you that this shit is actually going to 800 $SPY. but you better believe it. then we will have the everything bubble. enjoy this shit and get rich while it lasts
[+6] u/StrengthIsWeakness: Thank you whoever said to buy himx
[+6] u/AMDeez_nutz: MU is going up 50$ a day and you bear tards are buying puts
[+6] u/Burrow-Owl: unrealized>realized
[+6] u/ayashifx55: Hey Crude oil is going up! I bet the stock market will continue to go up blindly until someone says Hey, the inflation numbers looks like shit
[+5] u/svpa3991: Another week of semis +20% and MSFT -2%
[+5] u/Pristine_Struggle: Thank you to my younger self for hanging onto a binder full of old Pokémon cards
Time to sell it all and use the money for 0dtes
[+5] u/Iunatic: Anyone remember the Yieldmax "Investors"? Specifically MSTY? LMAO
[+5] u/Glittering_rolex_420: I paid $7 today at Costco man. 😭
[+16] u/Several_Bread_9144: Hedged all my options delta. Closing all positions today. Enjoy the cernobyl market. Im selling in may and going away
[+14] u/BerryExpress: i declare a ceasefire between my pp and my hand
lets see if it holds
[+10] u/FuturelyKnownAsCrust: I am fkn tired of working in human resources so I asked ChatGPT and Perplexity to both give me lists of their top companies when thinking about current and future AI bottlenecks, and then I ran their answers through Claude to give me a high-level of where they overlapped, + if anything was missing and I got
**MU, SK Hynix, SanDisk, Broadcom, Marvell, AMAT, AMKR.**
**Coherent Technologies**, **Vertiv, Eaton**
I will buy these and I hope to fucking jesus they go high enough that I can hole away in my apartment and Doordash expensive meals and play roguelikes all fucking day and never have to hear 'synergy' or 'north star' or 'kumbayah' or 'hold hands' or 'realignment' and the 800 other buzzwords I hear in my dogshit occupation
Plz God
Let me escape
[+10] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: MSFT is red? This has never happened in the history if any markets ever.
[+9] u/Phimb: I'm about to drop $10k on all this garbage that's been running. I'm talking Sandisk, Intel, MU, ASTS, they're all getting a grand each in calls because I've been too scared, but this is the week.
I say this now because you better enjoy your fucking dip, cunts.
[+8] u/Salty-Bid1597: Maybe someday reddit devs will discover AI coding and it can fix all their bugs for them.
And maybe implement some new features too... I hear phones are capable of formatting text these days.
[+8] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Friday top buyers are in for a bad time today.
[+8] u/FictionalAntagonist: Well its been 2 years I all-in my savings on Costco shares (40), and have gotten pretty much nothing for it. Selling the last of it today.
[+8] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I still think we'll have several days of mostly green if not weeks (unless CPI has a really bad surprise). If anything, out of pure momentum.
But there's still something rotten in Denmark, and it's becoming a lot more than just "duur AI is a bubble".
Private lending has started to unravel at the seams, while consumer debt is reaching new records, while real estate is flashing red signs in increasingly more cities.
And this couldn't have come at a worse time when we have the start of an energy crisis, and main street is getting squeezed.
Meanwhile the stock market is partying like it's 1999.
[+8] u/rsanchan: It's over, let panic sell.
[+8] u/imakesalotofmistakes: If not bear market why bear market shaped?
[+7] u/Hank_fuck_yourself: Today's the day they abnounce a new Anthropic deal. Nah you'll be better off in the index funds i reckon.
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: Full porting MU today
[+7] u/imakesalotofmistakes: Just do the opposite of what Burry does and you'll be fine. Banks want their money back from his big short and buy what he sells and vice versa just to spite him
[+7] u/Godzilla_slayer: At some point someone’s balance sheet is going to have to show increased costs.
[+7] u/unholy-confetti: Green by open just like the last 6 weeks
[+7] u/rsanchan: This is my financial plan:
A) DRAM keeps going up for a few weeks
B) I end up sucking cocks under a bridge for $5 for the next 10 years
[+7] u/Accurate-Flow8078: DRAM dipping from +4% to +1% is like a red day for it
[+7] u/Brigantius: Oh no, MU just experienced a horrible and irreversible crash.
[+7] u/wilhelm96: Solid MU reversal. Hopefully the start of something big 🩸
[+7] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Forward PE<15 btw
Writing is on the wall. $1000 EOY is inevitable, just likely to pullback a bit first. Either make money or miss out on the most obvious run of all time lmao
[+6] u/ANJR2: First Nokia, now BlackBerry? It’s the early 2000s dawg. Tippin on four fours
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Reddit is a GREAT place to come if you want demotivation…
[+5] u/Samjabr: Someone paid $50 for SNDK - less than a year ago.
[+5] u/Proof-Passage1428: I had raves, ecstasy, and threesomes. Your generation is so lame.
[+5] u/Salty-Bid1597: More like Nintendon't, amirite?
[+5] u/Glittering_Water3645: MU faded from +5% to +2% pre-market
Retail: WhY iS tHe StOcK gOiNg DoWn?!
[+14] u/SeaworthinessNo4: I was promised $850 MU today 😡😡
[+11] u/BEK_Sabiha: ASTS earnings in 12 hours. I’m going all in - wish me luck
[+11] u/Adome201: I just landed in Stockholm to MU being at 770. Praise be to Allah
[+11] u/OrangMiskin: The Intel circlejerk is mind boggling lmao
[+10] u/Striker_Game: pump intel to 1000$ already
[+10] u/Candid_Payment_4094: I feel like INTC is more of a minefield in the near future than MU (or DRAM) for that matter
[+10] u/A55BAG: According to Lisa Su total TAM for data center CPUs for 2030 is 120 billion, so of course all 5 companies that produce those should add 1 trillion into their market cap.
[+10] u/FullTard2000: it looks like i need a .com bubble to burst, an avian flu to start and an old man to start threatening tariffs again
just for my cock sucking puts to make it back to break even that Ive already quintupled down on
[+9] u/Ahamadrayasbaboon: May today bring you wealth!
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: More chip mania again? I can't wait for this shit to be done and these stupid fucking circlejerking debt-funded companies to go bankrupt. My most hated rally of all time for sure
[+9] u/kaapooj: I don't want to go back to the food bank sir.
[+8] u/Isometric_exercises: 🥭 bought 10% of Intel last month. There's no way he's going to let it fall. All the TA you need.
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: MRNA a vaccine company says that they are working on vaccines
+12% friday, +8% premarket today
cant argue w that logic
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: Full port MU and chill?
[+8] u/A55BAG: INTC gets a pump headline literally everyday! 🤣
[+8] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Cerebas IPO is free money folks.
[+8] u/TreGet234: First time in history there is a 100% risk free 3x bagger in memory stocks.
[+7] u/A55BAG: micron up less than 4% is basically a red day.
[+7] u/whodowhodo: My INTEL banbet will hit but mods dont let me banbet anymore?? Too much winning??
[+7] u/teh_herper: Damn another day another opportunity for RDDT to shit the bed
[+7] u/AlertPen4796: Of course it's not a bubble!!! All healthy - nothing to see here
[+7] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: I felt bad when I paper handed my AMD gains before they soared again, then decided to get Intel to make up for it.
Well, I don't feel bad anymore.
[+7] u/internetf1fan: My INTC position is up 300%, purely on shares. $30 average. Pity it's such a small position :(
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: The poet/samsung partnership was not expected
[+7] u/bosco2110: Futes about to cook my ass
[+7] u/socrates4eva: I was told that stocks don’t go up in a straight line, tell that to SNDK, MU, INTC and AMD.
[+6] u/dontslambro: So are we just in wait and see until Axios
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: I hope the poet bers with good souls were wise enough to take the ticket during that mini dip. Otherwise your fur will be used to fuel the rocket
[+6] u/MaybeaDingoAteUrBaby: I'm buying covered calls on Hantavirus
[+6] u/Paliknight: Sandisk being up 1500 within the past 12 months is the biggest pump I’ve seen since carvana during covid. When that shit inevitably dumps, it’ll be a shit show
[+6] u/VaIentineX: ameripoors gonna wake up to a nasty surprise
[+6] u/SolomonKings7: Another pump week incoming
[+6] u/my_garagegym_name: This is the strangest looking cease fire I have ever seen.
[+6] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: Giving up on oil, jumping into semis
[+5] u/Nudge55: A pandemic means low interest rates and full printing.
CALLS.
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: You think it’s over? We haven’t even begun