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[+12] u/CPA-hole: Time to motorboat some giant cannons
[+8] u/FTWLibra: Whoever kept nvidia or google down today is pure evil. I was finally supposed to get a decent payout today. But you just refuse to allow that. 7 billion people on this planet only a few of us even understand what happened today and you just wont let me in the club. I dont get it man. Iv put years of my lige into this, iv had a few ups and downs. Today was by all means meant to be a huge day for me. And you just got jealous or something. Honestly fuck you. Because i will break free one day and never forgive you. You’re such a fucking piece of shit. Have fun laughing at my suffering while it lasts. You will burn in hell.
[+6] u/FreddyKruger69: Let the bear season begin
[+5] u/LouieM13: BIG BOYS ARE SELLING
[+5] u/neaturee: Well there ya have it folks. Donny let the cat out of the bag. “We’re dealing with 3-4 different groups and they are all messed up”. War is not a matter of if, it’s when. By this time next week we will be in the thick of it. Yes I’m a ber. Suck my nuts. Thank you for your attention on this matter!
[+25] u/powerboner: Can’t believe I have to go home to my fish head wife 😔
[+23] u/Valkorion335786: Bers celebrating a +0.26% day lmao
[+19] u/Yachtitect: Inshallah may my wife never discover how much I spend on AI generated porn
[+18] u/Kitchen-Assist-6645: Imagine selling SNDK after they announced that they had a legalised money printing operation. Couldn't be me.
[+17] u/callsonreddit: If JPM girl creates an OF I will subscribe the first month
[+16] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Watching SNDK from $500 and every day being like "nah this shit is ridiculous, it'll collapse", while it just has Monster day after Monster day..
If I ever buy a call, that stock is DONE.
[+16] u/Blacksin01: To be honest, no one truly knows what’s going on. The best explanation I’ve heard is that financial markets dont really know how to trade on this bs, so they’re basically just ignoring the Iran war or just expecting things to go back to normal any day now.
The evidence is growing that we are heading for the gzero world. Financial markets are global, so it could really collapse in on itself. UAE leaving OPEC really brings that into focus. Markets could collapse to zero. Could you imagine?
The one thing to be hopeful of is that 🥭 most likely doesn’t want anything to do with this war anymore.
He could capitulate to Iran, end the blockade, and walk away.
Everyone would have to pay a tax to Iran, but the energy would flow again. They’d still have their nuclear material, but the us could just bomb them every so often to knock it back.
🥭 will look like an idiot, but the mid terms are fucked for him at this point anyways.
Idk, giving you the best bull case.
[+15] u/bemeandnotyou: Bill Ackman scam ETF opens 15% down the first day, He goes out and buys half a mil shares the next day "because it's undervalued"
[+15] u/PalpitationSmooth992: https://preview.redd.it/kz9zanhr7lyg1.png?width=611&format=png&auto=webp&s=3307bd193d2dfeca7dc4be76d750f54f74404a4c
[+13] u/SlfImpr: **CNN Fear & Greed Index:** 67 (Greed)
We are **not** at Extreme Greed level yet. Could run up another 10-12%!
EDIT: Assuming 🥭doesn't wreck the market again with a tweet until after May
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EDIT 2: Dam son! I forgot about 6-7 😂😂😂
[+12] u/Frozen_Shades: Your life will regain meaning on May 4th, 2026 at 0930 AM.
[+12] u/twostroke1: I’m at a casino rn for a buddy’s bachelor party.
There’s a dude at a machine by me taking notes on each role.
That’s some next level degenerate gambling.
[+12] u/akunisg: are we showing iranians big cannons this weekend?
[+11] u/Philthatman: Guys stop saying "black monday" or "blood red on monday", now this shit pumping 10% at open FUCK
[+11] u/jijitalk: Hey bears. Just wanted to say, I don’t hate you guys. It’s all cool, we bulls are trying to make money and you bears are trying to make money too. It’s all good, we can hug on weekends since the market isn’t open.
I just the way y’all think, the way y’all walk, the way y’all talk, the way y’all sit, the way y’all dress, the way y’all cry and the way y’all smile. FUCK. YOU. BEARS.
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: SANDISK?
MORE LIKE SAN-HULK-DICK
Absolutely ridiculous. -8% in AH to +8% rofl
[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🥭 killed the vibes man … was riding that bull euphoria until he tweeted tariff shit to tank us. Tech earnings gonna get sold off next week.
[+10] u/mtnrnnr802: I made 8% on my one SNDK share so now I can afford gas for the weekend
[+10] u/2020isgreat: The 60 day count down for the war powers act resets every ceasefire lmao
[+10] u/JPowTheDayTrader: If some high powered attractive female exec told me to f*** her brains out, Ima go feral for days lmao
[+10] u/GoZukkYourself: Berkshire Hathaway and I are sitting on a combined $373 billion in cash. Just wait until we unleash it into the market.
[+9] u/Fluid_Product6292: It’s actually gross the level of manipulation that’s going on in this market
[+9] u/-IQ200: Somehow managed to buy calls at the top & puts at the bottom of today’s range. 😀
[+9] u/OkEnd9276: That close has weekend war written all over it
[+9] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: 🥭 speaking in The Villages: "I don't happen to be a senior. I'm much younger than you. I'm a much younger man than you. Look at you old guys. Wouldn't you like to by my age? Young, vital, vibrant."
[+9] u/A10cc: I'm gonna do absolutely NOTHING this weekend and it will be glorious.
[+9] u/kolovod: oil will open at 110 after the weekend
[+9] u/hwork-22: Those sons of bitches dumped it after force closing my puts 🖕
[+9] u/Philthatman: Oil front month futes still 100+ 📈
UAE left OPEC 📉
Money printer ✅️
Hummuz 🚫 closed
USA 🤌
Equities 🏳️🌈
Me: Poor
[+9] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Dear Lorna, i want to be hurt. I deserve to be punished.
[+8] u/Apocalyptic-Post: SOUN will open 11+ Monday
[+8] u/vermilli21: Bomb over Iran this weekend
[+8] u/Late-Cow-6607: The devastating feeling when it's weekend and you have to wait til Monday to see your bosses cannons
[+8] u/varaskkar: SOUN will go up the thursday with the new adquisition of LivePerson 🌋💥
[+8] u/callsonreddit: I literally feel empty and lonely now market closed
[+8] u/MakeResonableChoices: It’s the weekend, go outside and touch some cannons
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: good to see all these regarded bears haven't learned a thing calling for yet another black monday 🤡
[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: SNDK up 1000 percent in the past year
what the fuck is this market
[+8] u/zlordbeats: trade war forgotten
iran war also forgotten
market only goes up
[+8] u/vanceraa: Moment of silence for Citron who opened SNDK shorts at $700 stock price
[+7] u/blemdemman: beware of false prophets
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Cmon mango just give up. Spy will go to 800 when you just give up
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #SNDK was only $32 a year ago and now $1200 LMAO🤌
[+7] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: GENERATIONAL TOP (until Monday)
[+7] u/Critical_Virus_9341: "But but it cant keep going up forever" LMAO
Get fucked bears
[+7] u/Candyman8876: I hung onto a contract of MNQ today for 5 hours and made a profit of almost 6 dollars! Financial genius!
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Fat women on here gotta go.
[+7] u/ki3ran8793: I cannot wait for the iPad kids to assume positions of power
[+7] u/yummbeereloaded: We're all fucked aren't we...
[+6] u/Active_Finish2316: DING DING DING 🛎️ BEARS EXTINCT
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: Sam Altman said his first company Loopt had 50,000 users while in reality had only 500 users. Lol. He literally is doing same thing with OpenAI.
[+6] u/GullibleAppearance64: I dont do options very much anymore except when I want to feel something but win or loss everytime I close one its "damn glad thats over"
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: sell in may, and go away
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: SNDK 1080C 0dte opened at 20, hit session low at 10 and last traded at 104.8 lmao
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: RIP to all our OTM calls that got smoked at 11:51 on a 🥭 tariff tweet
[+6] u/Charmnevac: SOUN gonna be a juicy ride starting Monday. Good luck bois
[+6] u/ThouOne: What a fuckin month, gonna kiss you all on the mouth as a gift
[+6] u/Electrical-Prize5445: Sold SNDK $1080 call for $50 at 3:55 PM
The option ends up being valued at $1050 at market close 🥲
[+6] u/LavishnessTimely7372: SOUN will probably pump up to earnings then dump after earnings call next week
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Open AI pivoting into chemical weapons. Invest in a quality filtration system on your bunker!
[+6] u/sl3azebag: gonna sleep on the couch just to feel something
[+6] u/good-times-: Time to get trailertrashed
[+6] u/sl3azebag: can you guys remember the last time your port was red? Because i cant LOL
[+6] u/Sick0h: Fear and greed index lmao. Extreme fear at -3%. Mildly greedy during the fastest run up ever.
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Quit spamming your activism no one cares
[+6] u/spky_: So guys, what do you think Donnie is cooking up for us over this weekend?
[+6] u/ki3ran8793: Who remembers BITCONNNEEEEEEECT 📢
[+6] u/Lanky_Chard3288: i told myself i wouldnt 0DTE, so i bought 10 $720 puts that expire monday.
[+6] u/NativePlant870: spy will cross 800 on July 3rd
[+5] u/Such_Coin: OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET YOU CRAZY BITCHES!!!
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: Tariffs, inflation and regressive taxes on the poors.
Infinite money printing and endless bull market for the rich.
[+5] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: Poots for monday bc yolo
[+5] u/br0botic: End of day fade is so gay bruh
[+5] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Why do i keep paper handing sndk
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Well, bulls, you had a good run. But beef is too expensive, so you’re getting slaughtered next week. Sorry!
[+5] u/Glad-View-5566: Got Spy 700p at the daily highs, holding through the weekend 🌈🐻
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #AMD will follow SNDK's path and go to $1200 LMAO🤌
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Some of you gamblers 10x your rent money today. Others probably homeless. Such is the casino. Honestly surprised there aren’t more homeless people. Just takes like 2 days of holding SPY puts in April to be homeless in May.
[+5] u/housemouse431: imagine being short sandisk good god
[+5] u/BruceMee: I'm the biggest fucking idiot continuing to buy SOXS (3x semiconductor inverse). I keep thinking there will be a correction soon, but every fucking time I buy SOXS, 5 of the semis can be falling it just takes 1 or 2 to pump and SOXS stays flat, that is until those 5 decide to climb to new highs again. So fucking frustrating.
[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: spaceX is gonna be a giant fuckin index trojan horse lol
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: STOP IT, MARKET! SAVE SOME BLOOD FOR MONDAY OPEN, JESUS
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Watch as mango say sike on Sunday and markets pump to the moon
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: -5.5k to only -600. I'm taking it as a win
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Lol intel so close to 100
And it's also completely ridiculous
[+5] u/Additional_Diver584: Y’all will shit yourselves when the peace deal drops
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Up 9.5k this week as a 🌈🐻
[+5] u/Unusual_Platform8318: News: Nuke was dropped on New York obliterated the entire city
Markets: bullish up 5%
[+5] u/sudharsansai: Enough about the market, let's resume our JPM gossips
[+5] u/Sick0h: Come on buddy. Do something real retarded this weekend just for me.
[+5] u/Philthatman: Kevin Warsh first presser:
"Your gender is transitory"
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: I always wanted to cuddle with a chubby chick.
[+21] u/Largeshmarge: Never work hard at your job. No one gives a fuck.
[+15] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: **Me with my son in the future:**
Son: Hey dad, why did mom name my sister 'Rose'
Me: Because your mom loves roses
Son: Thanks Dad
Me: You're welcome, Jerome Powell
[+13] u/RegardMode: Iran should try giving Trump a nobel peace prize 🏆
[+12] u/Xsun686: So is it still banned if it acquires a non banned stock
[+12] u/Yeetman603: Say it with me we believe in GAMECOCK!
[+11] u/Sufficient_Insect812: https://preview.redd.it/o5oum07hglyg1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc8613d6f46953027349eb5bff13c61890c9c192
[+11] u/jmc774: Power to the players lmao
[+10] u/Stack_Johnson: https://preview.redd.it/18r64ulublyg1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38210215b9b67ce9d60cbc7824f878f168fe8a91
Today’s entertainment brought to you by the word Cannons
[+10] u/IntrepidToday0: How many of you silly asses are still in cash waiting for SPY 650?
[+10] u/Stack_Johnson: False allegations like these are a huge setback for the countless men in finance who are sexually harassed by their hot bosses with huge cans
[+10] u/Sufficient-Matter-42: eBay market cap $46B. There is going to be a hell of a lot of dilution if a bid is accepted.
[+10] u/Demonic_Maidens: Why would a dying company try to buy a dying company 4 times larger than itself? WTF
[+10] u/kingsbori: Who else is watching ATH with a red port
[+10] u/31andnotdone: just realized they have 9B in just cash, market cap of 11B
where does the 50B to buy ebay come from.
[+9] u/LakeShowForLife24: Went from 50k to 150k this week on SBUX and LLY. Tomorrow I’ll go to Starbucks, order a coffee, and tip $50. How do I thank Lilly? 🤣
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: J pow was only making 191k a year? Obviously nothing to scoff at but that for the head of the reserve? Holy underpaid
[+9] u/i_simp_f: **THANK YOU TO FUCKING WARHAMMER FOR SPONSORING THIS COMMENT WARHAMMER IS COMPLETELY FREE TO PLAY AND YET THEY STILL AFFORD TO SPONSOR THIS COMMENT THANKS AGAIN TO WARHAMMER FOR MAKING THIS COMMENT POSSIBLE**
[+9] u/zeren1ty: GameStop buying eBay lmaooo
Squeeze is real
[+9] u/larryjuana: Wow buying eBay thats wild
[+9] u/sjtomcat: OH BABY ITS GONNA ROCKET!!!! You know what stock I’m talking about
[+9] u/cfaawlday: Shorts legitimately never covered… GAMESTORE
[+9] u/Any-Presentation5438: Correction completed last month
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: It all started when I found Nietszche in the self help section at Barnes and noble. Next day i fullported 2% OTM SPY calls.
[+8] u/SnoStrm: NOK’s CEO is named Justin Hotard. I’m not sure we’ve ever had a better CEO name to work with.
[+8] u/bobby_stackz: How do you kill that which has no life
[+8] u/Electrical-Path-9618: Gamestonk the time is now
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: **WSJ: LOL wut 😱**
|**NEWS ALERT**|
|:-|
|GameStop Preparing Offer for eBay|
[+8] u/31andnotdone: reminder that ebay is actually not ded just because you personally dont use it.
[+7] u/natalie_merchant_fan: We dropping bombs this weekend?
[+7] u/IJustWantaQuietLife1: Okay SURELY buying puts at this level will yield big profits. SURELY RIGHT?!
[+7] u/flippyflop64: So did we start the one last irrational push before Japan sends us off a cliff when they hike rates?
[+7] u/Just_Learned_This: Msft back down cause I bought a leap
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: now comes the weekend crypto dump.
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: if she started an onlyfans right now she'd make more money in 24 hours than she has in her entire banking career
[+7] u/tabrizzi: Every time I say SNDK can't keep going up like this, it proves me wrong. I missed the boat.
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: first time i see both the company making an offer and the company being purchased go up
[+7] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: ***"believe it or not, calls"*** is so unironically true it's not even funny
[+6] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: BREAKING: Iran is open to renegotiating if US willing to swap Intel shares for uranium
[+6] u/DebtOk4461: Game store bitches!!!!
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: Pokemon cards the new petrodollar?
[+6] u/North-bound: Nothing like the hero of retail investors engaging in the kind of leveraged buyouts that they claim to hate private equity for.
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: I’ve definitely seen Lorna at a bar in midtown east
[+6] u/Pete26l96: I think SPY is heading to 630 by end of May, oil is going to destroy the market, I don't get how people don't understand this.
[+6] u/Coogiez: GAME COCK BABY LETS RIDE
[+6] u/ajr901: I still have 300 shares of the stock that shall not be named at a $22 cost basis so this is pretty sweet as far as I’m concerned.
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Ok well let's talk this out
Ebay invested a bunch of money into the "eBay card grading" bullshit for trading cards and collectables, and they also have live streams of people opening packs and gay shit like that
so I mean if Game Stork is buying for that side of things, it makes sense.
Gamestork/eBay grading plus storage and marketplace for selling overpriced collectables is the angle I think.
Gamestork can be kinda like MTGOX , back when it was only a card platform
THIS IS DD
EAT MY ASS
[+6] u/TheMallard1: Gamestore will probably try to buy ebay ON ebay and lose the bid
[+6] u/31andnotdone: when they ask *how are you single* but i dont wanna spoil the surprise
[+5] u/aporter0131: SOUN squeeze. Going to keep rolling
[+5] u/optimaltimemism: Stock market is like being in a psych ward telling people I don't belong here.
Or, being in prison and saying I'm innocent.
Possible, but nobody gives a fuck.
[+5] u/aqjingson: Rddt stock deserves to see $420 one day
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: SNDK will pop the bubble of 2026 and bring on the mother of all crashes
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: So.
Can I buy you a cuppa coffee sometime?
# 🥴☕️
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Poet just added to an etf 🤔
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: **MARRY ME 🅱️ULIET YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE**
**I LOVE YOU AND**
# THAT'S
ALL I REALLY KNOW!!!
Who the fuck schedules a meeting this late on a fucking Friday man this is stupid and I hate it
[+5] u/SavingsFew3440: Got a call from E*Trade because they think I am retarded for trading 0 dte options on SNDK. I made money so…
[+5] u/tomato232: Blowout RDDT earnings—680% (7.8x) earnings growth!
RDDT's P/E is down to a measly (for such a growth rate) 45; fP/E is in the teens. Share price could double in a few months 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Why do so many boomers think working hard at the age of 60 is a flex? The idea is to stop working as soon as possible.....
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Do people actually enjoy sex or is that just a meme?
[+5] u/Thotmas01: The solution to being a dying brick and mortar store? Apparently simply use bag holder cash to buy an online store.
[+5] u/TheMallard1: HOOD gifted me 1 shitcoin worth 11 cents.. calls?
[+5] u/bobby_stackz: Time to buy that which shall not be named
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Memes aside NFT store buying EBay makes a lot more sense for their business model than becoming an NFT store.
Not a ton of sense, but a lot more than becoming an NFT store I can say that
[+5] u/rwc5078: Does anyone here constantly have a ZYN.
Like every hour, there is a new zyn
Like is this a bad thing for my health?
[+5] u/suruena91: GameStop in talks to buy EBAY
[+5] u/Dejectly: People think it'll stop at eBay *Thomas face*
[+5] u/opiewann: Hot bol summer here we cum!
[+5] u/crazyfool319: BREAKING: Gamestop preparing to make an offer to buy Nvidia
[+5] u/31andnotdone: Circuit City is buying out AMD
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I just put in a offer to acquire Apple, just waiting to hear back.
[+5] u/DarkR124: Decent day. SOUN popped off and I got my entry + 15% back.
XLE calls I bought for all the earnings today took a good hit but got till end of May, going to hold.
NOK keeps on chugging and I’m up a really good amount. Option volume on it is still insane, feeling good.
Have a good weekend yall.
[+5] u/coreyneil: If I held my SNDK 1170 another 5 mins coulda snagged another few grand FML I’m a paper handed bitch
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: Kim John un been quiet for a few years now
[+5] u/stonksf: Is there a new war this weekend
[+5] u/bandofshepherds: MSFT no three knockdown rule. Taking it on the chin like a champ and getting up to bring the pain.
[+19] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Sandick was $32 exactly 1 year ago now it’s almost $1200 a share LMAO❤️🤌
[+14] u/Turkababa: Guys we are so fucking back! 🚀🚀
[+14] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Mfs out here turning 35k to 1mil fk you
[+13] u/Inner_View1095: Just buy the stock you dumb fuck.
[+12] u/McClintockC: #IMAGINE NOT HAVING CANNONS LIKE THESE
#LMAO🤌
[+11] u/Jadedtrader33: Im putting in an offer to Jensen to buy NVDA.
I’ve been quietly accumulating shares the past couple years and am up to 2.5.
Going to put in the offer at the end of the month.
Wish me luck.
https://preview.redd.it/2ruvgwagmlyg1.png?width=1184&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ca2938ad152cc7fd3e37867e2a05140ee5d8b1c
[+10] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: BREAKING NEWS: I am preparing an offer to buy Nvidia
[+10] u/OntologicalSquirrel: dont understand the hate for "apes", at least they believe in something and put their money where their mouth is no? anyone care to educate me?
[+10] u/TonyStarks81: Pulling my Xbox 360 out of the attic and taking it to the company that shall not be named as tribute for the glorious rise that was predicted in the ancient scrolls.
[+9] u/moorhound: I can kind of see GameCock having a path to success as a collectables resale shop.
They've got these bitches all over Japan; Book-Offs, Lashinbangs, Surigayas, like whole 7-story buildings of used anime titty figurines and One Piece cards and shit. Most of them were for sale for more than their original MSRP, the value came from them being out-of-production runs.
I know GameSlop (or at least the last time I went into one) still had their reseller backend for consoles and games. If they can shoehorn this into figurines + TCG, there's a lot of dork/weeb money to be had. They're already shitty mall stores, and if they can secure a bunch of inventory for regional large shops in old empty Sears/JC Penney slots, they can probably pull some good cash from people willing to drop $200 on some hard-to-find Chris Jericho action figure or some shit like that. Or they can keep being a buttcorn repository or whatever the fuck they're doing for money right now, idk
[+9] u/TheYearGuesser: Is gameslop the move again? 😭
[+9] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Do you remember when the strait was closed for 3 weeks and everyone assumed it was the worst thing that could have ever happened? Good thing it is open now
[+8] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: its all fake and gehey
[+8] u/Zentaury: NOK, EBay and the game store pumping… millennials bringing back their childhood heroes
[+8] u/mr_stupid_face: GameStop buying eBay…WTF is even happening now. lol
[+8] u/UnivalveX: damn we haven't won the war in a while now
[+8] u/ArsonDub: Ask yourself why the price going up makes you upset
[+7] u/photosynthescythe: Every man with an interesting personality gotta face gay allegations at some point
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: Yahoo made a bid to buy GOOGLE?
[+7] u/Mathguy200: NVDA ATH next week.
WE WILL BE AVENGED
[+7] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: where is that hello kitty or roaring kitty guy
[+6] u/Claypool_Floyd: *BREAKING* Blockbuster is acquiring Netflix!
[+6] u/BFox1982: My wife calls her boyfriend "dark eagle"
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Doesn’t take much to get these 🎮 bros excited, does it?
[+6] u/Spare-Dingo-531: If the Iran War has been terminated, as Trump stated, surely the Department of Defense doesn't need more funding? Right? Right!?!
[+6] u/BepisHasAutism: All I want is Tesla to dissolve, is that too much to ask for?
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: just drinking a beer admiring the lawn I just cut ☺️
[+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Wow they were right lol.
So many retail traders were pointing out the weird EBAY volume this morning and called that something was up.
Of course I ignored them because who wants to invest int eBay
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I tried to take a poop but the poop took me
[+6] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: I only feel alive when the dice are in the air
[+6] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: Goldman cannons are more prestigious.
[+6] u/Tubular_Blimp: Asstits - sometimes its ass. Sometimes its tits. Today it was ass
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Bears should apply to JPM because legend has it the female director with cannons only seduces broke losers LMAO 💀🤌
[+6] u/MayorMcCheezz: Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i ate so much food i am feeling OBESE
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Those female executives always want instant gratification
Makes sense
[+6] u/timetopractice: 4 years ago I shit on someone for buying CVNA shares at $4 each
Hope he made it rich
[+6] u/Clackamas_river: Just no Orange swan events this weekend - please.
[+6] u/felis_scipio: Can someone please remind me the next time I accidentally make a smart move and am up 300% that I should cash the fuck out and not let it ride? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/okbetokbetokbet: rocket up in the first hour then somehow stuck in a dollar range all day. classic
[+5] u/MoleMan199: I still can’t believe someone bought 10k of SPY 560 puts , the expiration date doesn’t even matter unless he has a Time Machine
[+5] u/PROMlSED: Here I was thinking the people loading 30 calls on gamecock were regarded LMAO
[+5] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: war over, I-ran buying US
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: I CANT WAIT TO SELL YOU MY FIRST EDITION SHADOWLESS CHARIZARD
[+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Would have been running once we broke 725 if he didn’t speak.
Instead people lost confidence going into the weekend and closed
[+5] u/RunesDubloons: Dumb money: gives wife entire tax return on that "You keep da money" Hey Arnold shit
Smart Money: plays musical chairs with sector rotation in an effort to rugpull retail until they need a government bailout.
[+5] u/FraserValleyGuy77: I just ported from AMD to META yesterday. Found out Cathy Wood did the same.
God help me
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Tall women can have absolutely massive asses
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: 🥭 BETTER DROP THESE TARIFFS
I NEED BUILDABEAR TO MOON
[+5] u/h4bs22: Next week google #1 ?
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: I wear the exact same outfit over and over again for weeks idgaf , it’s my comfy outfit and it doesn’t even look good
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Don’t worry bears they will gap down over the weekend and by the time Monday comes around and you buy puts the dump already happened.
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: damn i just watched a video this morning about how burry bought gamestop stock and its a good buy lol
[+5] u/maximuminimum: It’d be more believable if instead of **CANNONS** the phrase, **SWEATER PUPPIES** was used
[+5] u/TreGet234: if you want to be homeless.
[+9] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: So they can't make a deal, can't open the Strait, can't stop the nuclear program, can't put boots on the ground, can't leave, can't stay for too long.
They're basically stuck, but at the same time can't stay. What a clusterfuck.
[+9] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Man imagine getting into SNDK last year lmao
Shit looks like a crypto graph
[+9] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: The problem with buying when there's blood in the streets is that there's never any blood in the streets
[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: Jesus fuck how freaky is/would this shit gonna be with some reckless interest rate cuts? Fuckin already pumping like a bastard without.
[+7] u/Practical_Corner8839: Gameshit buying eBay?
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: The year is 2069. SPY is at 6900. Everyone in America has a slave robot who day trades for them, and gives them 69.
[+7] u/Sad-Airman: JP Morgan lawsuit withdrawn, as soon as I read he claimed she bragged about her "cannons" that he was writing what he wished happened
[+7] u/Lapidated_Llama: Can’t believe I’m paying 5 dollars for gas when it was 2.5 3 months ago.
[+7] u/Sad-Airman: Toy Story 2: "We need a song for the girl doll"
Sara McLaughlin: "Sure, here's the saddest fucking song you've ever heard"
[+7] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: You think he was howling when he wrote “cannons”? I wouldn’t be able to contain a gem like that
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Wait a minute didnt Elon promise us cybercabs by April??
[+6] u/Frizzoux: Gamebox buying ebay boys
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Gme back on the menu
[+6] u/Leather_Floor8725: Such a fishhead question
[+5] u/Squidysquid27: 🥭 you sadistic bitch
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Did some more investigation on JP Morgan exec and can confirm those are definitely canons 👁️🫦👁️
[+5] u/crunchsoop: $bull should definitely buy $Hood
[+5] u/Round-Huckleberry570: I swear someone posted a SOUN DD at open, I can’t find it anymore but it ran up 20% after
[+5] u/svpa3991: META a dam penny stock. Imagine holding for one year and being completely flat. Tesla pretty much the same market cap and they don’t even make cars anymore lmao
[+5] u/AceCharisma_: Today was the day to make me almost quit trading options
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: JP Morgan guy:
# “DO NOT SHOW BOBS AND VAGENE!!!!! DO NOT SHOW!!!!!!”
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: Why yes, I do want to buy used games and dildos in the same store.
[+5] u/Drchubbypanda: Pro tip, tell your girl that the showtime for Devils Wear Prada is 1.5 hours earlier.
That way you'll be able to reach the show on time with enough time to order concessions.
[+5] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Bols, some of you aren’t so bad. Don’t open your trading apps Monday morning if you know what’s good for u
[+5] u/Strict_Cut_799: Somethings brewing for next monday.. Bet you guys trump will tweet something for another Gap UP for spy..
[+5] u/Juddy-: There’s a water spot on the ceiling in one of the rooms in my house. Get my roof repaired or buy more 0DTEs?
[+5] u/Objective_Back_2581: God damn. $30 for a single burger. The boomers must be pointing and laughing.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: GameStop has put in a bid to buy ebay......for two hundred dollars and a handjob
[+5] u/StudyWeird3226: Nah they can cause it’s only worth 3 billion trade in value you see
[+5] u/Klutzy-Ganache2566: go back to your fish head wife
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I love ketchup on a hotdog I don't give a shit if it's "childish" i'm 41 and already in fuck you mode.
[+12] u/BeaverSack: In the 2010’s I had sex with many, many women - it’s possible a man slipped in. There would really be no way of knowing.
[+10] u/A_Credo: Markets closed. Now the bombings will begin. 😬
[+9] u/Syllabub_Visual: To the mods, just so ya know it’s kinda impossible to discuss the markets without being P O L I T I C A L. I mean they just move based off whatever the hell mongo man says…
[+8] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: ending work emails with "kind regards," hits different every since i found this sub
[+8] u/ConstantAd1: "I aced the dementia test three times" is really not the flex 🥭 thinks it is
[+8] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: TACO announces the U.S. will take over Cuba "almost immediately."
[+8] u/Commercial_Ease8053: GameStop volume was 5x higher than normal today… before the eBay deal was even made public 😂😂
The market is so damn rigged I’m genuinely impressed how openly obvious it is yet no one cares.
[+8] u/gentlesandwich: Well... now what am I supposed to do? 60 hours until the casino opens.
[+8] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: all I want is bitches, big booty bitches
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: The whole point of having a wife is do she can pay for everything and you can buy sports cards + cigarettes
[+8] u/bullrfuk: I remember when the internet was thousands of websites. There were specialized websites and forums for everything. Think of it like every sub on reddit was a separate website. Now the entire internet is 5 websites. LMAO
[+7] u/No-Put2311: Would be hilarious if war starts tonight at 8:15pm
[+7] u/No_Current3675: A million bucks ain't what it used to be.
[+6] u/coolopinionlmao: who the fuck still uses eBay
[+6] u/definatelynotme321: “Hey congress the war is over” to reset the 60 day window to restart it. Art of the deal.
[+6] u/OK_Computer10101: I shoulda bought the RDDT IPO, instead I laughed when people said it would easily get to $50. I refuse to buy it now since I’ve been banned more than the chat bots pushing girls pooping onlyfans accounts
[+6] u/According_History149: That one stock is buying ebay? 👀
[+6] u/bullrfuk: Remember when Boeing used to kill people for snitching? LMAO
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: First day at new dealer and I caught my coworker checking charts midday lmao
Didn’t have the heart to ask him what he was watching, couldnt reveal my degen vibes too early
[+6] u/Ble_h: Gamecock is going to put themselves 30-40 billion in debt to do a leverage buyout of a company that generated 2 billion in profits last year.
That's a bold strategy, Cotton.
[+5] u/samwehl: Sold my spy puts at a $14 loss so I didn’t have to stare at a screen today. I would’ve made almost 10k 😫 the one time I don’t hold until 0
[+5] u/PulIthEld: when s&p 500 is at all time highs, you just buy it and hold it.
When there are dips, you sell and go in oversold single stocks until it Vs back to all time high.
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Initial_Ad_9250 made a bet that TSLA would go to 420.69 within **1 week** when it was 375.14 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+5] u/captain_casino: The fuck does Xerox even do anymore lol
[+5] u/andytobbles: In the middle of a war, PLTR is heavily oversold off ATH and they just had one of the best earnings reports ever last quarter. This earnings is about to be an absolute fucking banger, sentiment around software is leaning towards the upside for the first time in 7 months on top of all this.
[+5] u/eskhalaf: Are we back to 2021? GameStock
[+5] u/ConstantAd1: RDDT is preparing a bid to buy META, buy your RDDT calls now
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Bought more IREN, either Wendys or we going to Moon after earnings
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Gme buyin ebay, wut’s next? Amc buyin Amazon?
[+5] u/Reasonable-School226: Nah bought puts so ATH Monday
[+5] u/ProfessorPayne: Show me your cannons
[+5] u/VisualMod: You already have a bet going - TSLA to 700.0 before 30-Jun-2026 04:02 PM -05
[+11] u/eyerollingsex: Onboarding at a new company and they really hate Grok
10 mentions in the training not to use Grok
[+10] u/spellbadgrammargood: >The Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs
THANKS AI.
[+9] u/kawkface: I watched $SNDK go from $500 to $1100 ama
[+9] u/RoyalFail6: Not really - just the lucky ones who either already were or made a great play
[+7] u/Unitron07: !banbet SNDK $10000 1w
[+7] u/Asleep_Swordfish8896: GameStop to buy eBay 🫡😘💯❤️💪😊
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: That JP woman gets me rock hard like nothing else, it's unexplainable
[+7] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #🚨🚨🚨 New acronym just dropped
#NACHO = Not A Chance Hormuz Opens
[+6] u/onDetop: GAMECOCKKKKKK WE’RE SO BACK BOYSSSSS
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: I should’ve sold everything before this weekend…war escalation gonna tank us
[+6] u/rm0277: Man if Hajdini came at me like that, she’d have to call me a pirate after cause I’d be working them cannons
[+6] u/Mahrez-: Oil, See you Monday at $120.
[+6] u/TheoryInttro: Not A Chance Hormuz Opens.
[+5] u/EnginrA: I shit my pants \*again\* 🙄
[+5] u/Chango_unchaind: Calls on JPMorgan job applications from thirsty dudes
[+5] u/BaccNatural8: I’m very bullish on hood with the new features and predictions market… as much as I hate the predictions bullshit being right next to my investment accounts. It’s the devil… but people are going to use it.
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: At this point I don't know who's dumber: the regards still buying GameStop or the idiotic hedge funds who insist on excessively shorting this one company.
[+5] u/solidsneeze: 🙏📿memes please come back and pick up my meme shit🙏📿
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Been half cash through this whole psycho lock out rally...
The half I did have in?... Please don't ask 💀
[+5] u/ZaraBloom418: Fuck me. I approved an $8k invoice that was fraudulent. I’ve been here 4 years but this fucked me
[+5] u/E39_CBX: All the Spirit passenger gonna be on my Delta flights now :(
[+5] u/East-Description-243: Oh shit! I bought shares of spirit airlines at $0.41 this morning and am up 150%😂. I thought I was giving an offering to the gods!
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: ai slop driving the markets
[+5] u/AmeriMan2: #VaGIN-IA! VAGIN-IA! VAGIN-IA! VAGIN-IA!
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: they sell fuckin cars on ebay too
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: BREAKING NEWS: The gimp from Pulp Fiction has been poached by Goldman Sachs
[+5] u/Sovetcki: Y'all ready for game poop round 3? I bought 8 calls just in case
[+5] u/csr8765: People still follow that? I thought it was dinosaur tech
[+14] u/AdventurousFinish681: Imagine being so ugly that no one believes that you got raped by your boss
[+13] u/Blownofftheblock: Get your finger out of your ass
[+9] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Some kid got 5mil views on a video saying because of AI the earth will be out of water within 8 years
Calls on AI
[+8] u/Totallynotfakenews: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I lose a year? I mean, even if I told you and your boyfriend, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to start going into work and stop trading? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ has nobody left to bag hold. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not liquid, Skyler. I am the exit liquidity! A guy opens his short and gets rich and you think that of me? No. I am the one who buys!
[+8] u/old-cow666: I’m thinking dump Monday and the rest of the weeek we see green
[+8] u/Dbestinvest: Don't forget to enjoy LIFE!! You come into the world with nothing and you are going to leave with nothing....DO NOT FORGET TO HAVE FUN!!! Just had my mentor teachers celebration of life today.....you never know when it is your turn.
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: It's kinda hilarious trump wants to get rid of Jpow but he will still have the same vote he has now 1.
[+7] u/RougarouGumbo: Advance money destroyer at 360 and NVDA can’t hold 200 is disturbing. I want off this ride.
[+7] u/Same_College2053: About 9b on hand based on last report
[+6] u/surmoiFire: Spirit Airline to change name to 🥭 airline to appeal for immediate bailout money
[+6] u/Great_Injury_5699: I was begging people to buy Intel months ago and everyone called me retarged. Do not look at this thread if you want to make money, these people are just cattle.
[+6] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Honestly might full port into spirit airlines
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: 50% of you would let Lorna peg you for free. The other 50% would pay her.
[+6] u/_rockthemike: April 1st thread was so bearish disbelief that bottom was in. Doom posters with hundreds of upvotes and “buy the dip” hundreds of down votes. But you should have been like that guy who is now crabbing. Do not listen to regards on WSB
[+5] u/JGRAFTON1991: Do I use my kids college fund to buy GameStop or eBay on Monday?
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Some of you may not know this but there is a secret little window inside the US Capitol that hands out cash to airline CEO's, shhhhhh
[+5] u/dune2350: the weekend is when the true degenerates of wsb come out.
[+5] u/queenofcowboys: In Japan for the next few days. You guys need me to bring you anything back?
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: SanDisk will cross 5000 before year end.
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: People who are anti AI will be wondering why they are poor in 10 years
[+5] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Bought a fuck ton of nvda calls right at close hopefully I ain’t fucked
[+5] u/NoMursey: I just wiped my ass and accidentally poked through the paper and got shit all over my finger. Whoops a daisy
[+5] u/wsbgodly123: Always use Charmin 2-ply
[+5] u/hv876: Some of us have real battles in life - https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/CQBzp69pFO
[+5] u/tokyobob: Just go find a nice girl with a very old, very rich daddy, and stop all this ****.
Wisdom is wasted on the young.
[+5] u/DaddyDoLittle: Once upon a time I bought INTC at 35, right before it tanked on those awful earnings. I got my average down to 24ish and dumped it as soon as I could get my money back.
[+5] u/Zuko2001: COIN ER might be a play hmmm
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: He said war was over 4 times
[+5] u/ActivatingEMP: Iran *allegedly* offering deals and with us having no clue what is even in them. Shit literally hasn't changed in two months and people think the strait is opening in a week.
[+5] u/SpunkySprinkle: Us poors love the eBay
[+8] u/Dry_Bar_4965: SPIRIT HALLOWEEN has outlasted SPIRIT AIRLINES
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: $EBAY $GME Gamestop is preparing to make an offer for Ebay , according to people familiar with the matter, part of CEO Ryan Cohen’s audacious plan to turn the retailer into a $100-billion plus juggernaut.
WTF 😯 🤯
[+6] u/Asleep-Strike4978: When I lose money it seems real, but gain just feels like numbers on a screen. Why?
[+6] u/DryBicycle5629: Ngl everyone here on a Friday night is lowkey a loser 🥀
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: How about a warm glass of shut the hell up?
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Thanks to NVDA RKLB and OKLO, I have been denied any gains throughout this triumphant week. Sad face.
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: fireworks in iran this weekend or naw?
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: wtf is this sub right now
[+5] u/Spok3nTruth: Hoping my weekend puts print
[+5] u/peterpeer9: Trump is now describing in some detail the Montreal Cognitive Test, which doctors use to spot the early signs of dementia, and which he proudly declared his doctors have made him take three times. He thinks it’s an intelligence test.
[+5] u/ShitTheFuckDown: I got bought out of my job
[+5] u/lococommotion: Whoever the MMs were holding Silver up today I applaud you. You cooked the absolute fuck outta me.
[+5] u/cryptohorn: The worst thing that could have happened was the easy W in Venezuela
[+5] u/Nubesrojas7: Game cock go up like SNDK?
[+5] u/Tricky_Let2806: INTEL $120 next week
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: Worse, I've set a limit order instead of a market order, then watched the stock rocket in the direction I thought it would without me because I wanted to save a few dollars
[+5] u/Raw-Garden: Anyone betting on nba playoffs while the casino is closed?
[+5] u/ProudRaccoon4653: The more I see of that JP Morgan exec the more that dude pisses me off. God gives you a gift and you have the audacity to reject it? Unbelievable
[+5] u/triezPugHater: And MSFT will eventually moon and everyone will say why didn't I get it!!
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: wtf this sub is bunch of millionaires
[+5] u/ModeForJoe: 🥭 attacked the Strait of FAFO... it's basically right there in the name that you shouldn't do that.
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: Expectation: in 2026, we have commercial flying cars
Reality: A $12B company attempts to buy a $46B company
[+11] u/Lcc30: After three years of trading puts i just realized stocks only go up
[+11] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I dont trust this Palm Beach Pete guy
[+8] u/Castopliani: Bull case: AGI is developed and we all lose our jobs
Bear case: AGI is not developed, AI bubble pops, and we all lose our jobs
Do I have that right?
[+7] u/shadowzardpi: I want a 1% down day on Monday
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: One good thing that may come out of 🥭 is an end to meme culture and trolling.
It's all just so fucking dreary now. Used to be young people doing new fresh shit, now you just look like you're emulating an old man on twitter.
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I think now is the time to buy leaps on gamestonk. It may be next month or in 18 months, but she's probably got another in her
And he okay with those options going to zero lol
[+6] u/chuastan: At my age at 47, don’t need perks. Just freedom to enjoy my remaining life. See my kids to college and freedom to do whatever I want
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Open AI has to be expressly instructed not to talk about goblins as it was doing it totally unprompted. A lot. One of us!
[+6] u/ThrowRA-KB: CALLS ON GAMECOCK AND EBAY
[+5] u/Noble_Bastard: Lorna has to be a WSB member. 😘
[+5] u/No_Skirt_4689: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO RIGHT NOW
[+5] u/Both-Improvement8645: Well bought a shitty home from the 50s taken care by a regarded owner but that’s all I could afford. So now gambling for my life to afford mold remediation.
[+5] u/PinealTone: Spirit Airlines to cease operations after federal government bailout fails to materialize
I think those shares are now worth zero.
[+5] u/ddrsdght: She let him poop on her for 50k
[+5] u/CMac681: Payday always reminds me of this guy I used to work with as a teenager.
He’d get paid and if he got his hands on his money before his wife (who was also his first cousin) he’d hit up Walmart and spend every dime on cigarettes and gummy bears.
What a life.
[+5] u/bullishdowntrend: !Banbet TSLA 700 60d
[+5] u/Odd_Tangelo7183: So how can we make asts go up off eBay news.
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative... gets the people going
[+5] u/zerowaitestate: If you got liquidated I figure $30 is the least of your worries
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Been a good week in the market and so able to buy a new car for my mother in law who has been driving the same car for 15 years and who has helped my wife and I out all the time. Nothing fancy, we are not loaded, but a new mainstream SUV. She is over the moon. Nice something good can come out of some luck (and in my case, it’s just luck!)
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: I'm no weather reporter, but you can expect few inches tonight 🫦
[+5] u/Ok_Structure1184: Is NFLX the biggest POS or what?
[+5] u/PlandomeProwler: RDDT going back above $200 soon tell me im wrong !banbet RDDT $200 6W
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: How about wearing Scooby Doo socks right now???
[+5] u/bardhizi: 1 flat yet slightly green day..
[+9] u/itooktrumpscheeks: Screenshotting this because if this fails, I’m suing you for financial advice
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: A regard dangles from the ceiling of his room after losing everything no one bats an eye. A hero dies on the frontline trying to save a few dollars for some billionaire, a nation cries.
[+7] u/unholy-confetti: Where can i find Lisa Su baddie pics
[+7] u/zestykite: oil prices dont matter to stonks. until one day it suddenly does again.
[+7] u/DesignerSea494: This week I went on a business trip to Seattle to do some recruiting for my company. We are looking for Engineers. This young guy came up to me and said he has a CE degree, but no one will hire him.
I said, "You wont know unless you try. I believe in you. But I gotta tell you, we do drug test. You're pale, sweating, and keep scratching your face, so... Let's not kid eachother."
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: Look at my profile pic, I am going to tell u, this scam market is gonna go on forever 😭
[+6] u/D1finalboss: This has to be the place where all the retards go
*sits down and joins
[+6] u/j1022: $SOUN squeeze next week is going to be huge!
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Can’t spell happiness without piness
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: How does one milk a cockroach? I'm pretty sure they aren't even mammals.
[+5] u/CarSharp5648: Is Gme back ? Are we going for 2021 style run ?
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I like to hype men up when I see they’re on a date. “Nice shoes, bossman” 🤗
[+5] u/rumblecatz: Dude shut up stop telling people the movies are cool
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: Good lord, the bitter poors are out in force tonight... I thought this was a stock trading sub...
[+5] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: They fire missiles into the ocean near Japan every once in awhile. And he's grooming his daughter to take over, so that's neat
[+5] u/Jekyll2003: Anyone else notice how the loss posts are getting worse?
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: META acquires robotic AI firm......
[https://www.tipranks.com/news/ma-news-meta-acquires-robotics-ai-firm-that-helps-robots-adapt-to-human-behavior](https://www.tipranks.com/news/ma-news-meta-acquires-robotics-ai-firm-that-helps-robots-adapt-to-human-behavior)
[+5] u/FrankelloHello: One of these days SMR is going to be back at $17.50. And when that day comes I’ll be almost halfway back to my entry.
[+5] u/snowbunny_aficionado: $SOUN like I’m getting the hummer truck. At 65k that shit be looking fresh af 🫠
[+5] u/Any-Head-240: sir, retail are maxed out to da tits.
"they bhot ?" domp eet
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Ready for the Recession? Don't believe this Rally it's just the last hurrah for ERs is why. Oil now stuck above $100 is fucking Armageddon as history has always proven. This time is no different and prob going to be one of the worser ones given how much pure Retardium went into this run.
On the flipside, short term Calls are going to be giving you a guilty pleasure if you indulge. 😉
[+5] u/hiphopanonomos: It did this in early 2025 or 2024 if I remember before crashing to the center of the earth. Their tech has not caught on, at least yet
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: I think sndk is easily worth 250b right now…. But I’m still too scared to buy it.
[+5] u/MenagerieAlfred: Hey, let’s watch the language
[+12] u/king_of_all_retards: Hear me out \[ Redacted by Palantir \]
[+10] u/ungerecht: Shes a 7, but fires her cannons only on brownies
[+10] u/Ok_Winner9825: Peak irony how it was the German car industry especially that lobbied heavily with the EU to quickly force a trade deal with mango last year only for mango to specifically target said industry a year later. EU should gave gone the China route of not giving concessions. You don’t negotiate with a bully unless you have him by the balls
[+9] u/astromouse2024: I’ve been enjoying the weekends WAY more since I stopped holding shorter dated options over the weekend lol who woulda thought
[+8] u/layelaye419: The test result are back
i am 102% gay. With a 2% margin for error
[+8] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Everybody talking about a gravestone doji on the daily on sp500 and the drop that’s coming, y’all bought calls on Friday lmao
[+7] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Hmm didn’t wake up to iran being bombed again
[+7] u/536565454: Bers would be bols in ber market.
[+6] u/goldtank123: I guess I’m back at 20k loss for spirit airways flyyq
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: Let’s go slam some brewskis and talk about hot girls
[+6] u/Spy300: >JUST IN: 🇬🇧 UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer says reopening the Strait of Hormuz will not return gas and oil prices back to normal.
✅️ The Government is making an extra £20m a day from energy taxes due to the Iran War
[+6] u/xsystxsyst: Europoors Gonna Fomo Their asses off on monday since they couldnt trade on Friday
[+5] u/Shurlak: Doubled my money since starting investing and trading in last June, yet it doesn't feel enough I see the gains here and the trades I got out of that could have made me big money and it just makes me want to get more, where does it end how do I stop the greed?
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers get even more fuk as peace has been reached
[+5] u/Choice_Potato_6279: CAN'T STOP
WON'T STOP
LOSS STOP
[+5] u/eskimoboob: Everyone get in here, new tariffs just dropped
[+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: I hate real estate agents and bers
[+5] u/ButtExterminator: lol pharma bro is having a good time exposing our little brown boy on twitter
[+5] u/jokull1234: Fidelity charges \~$30 bucks if they have to force liquidate shares due to a margin call, don’t ask me how I know.
[+5] u/y1e: I’ve slipped into an alternate timeline where everyone pronounces words ending in -ing with a hard g. What the fuck man
[+5] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: What kind of bubble is Intel at 900 forward p/e lmao
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Posting on Instagram confuses me.
Chat I feel old 😢
[+12] u/CasherburyTales: What a rough week trading. Can’t wait to start vacation. I leave today on Spirit airlines
[+12] u/Iunatic: Bagholder dream ETF.
[+10] u/VariousScenes: Its actually impressive how wrong I am, always
[+8] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #men are leaving a lot of money in the table by not sucking clock
If u can give handjobs or know extensive knowledge of the “ prostate “ male g spot you can make money and later invest it in Nvidia
Then retire rich
It’s the secret wallstreet does not want u to know
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: front desk Latina at my kids' school called me Daddy yesterday. had to walk away.
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: How do you have 379 Billion dollars and not yeet 15\~20M on some 0DTE FDs at least once or twice?
[+7] u/MajorSexer67: Rise and shine retards
[+7] u/TonyMontanaIsNice: Spirit shutting down is a disaster for us all
Those customers have to go somewhere
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: Game store buying eBay is like fake meat buying hard kombucha
left field acquisition
[+7] u/Noticeably98: Why is Saturday the only day my daughter wakes up 2 hours earlier than she does the rest of the week 😩
[+6] u/nemo_hoesss: I have no options held over the weekend. Boringggg
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Maybe a week or two of pumping before we get a -6% day
[+6] u/AMCorBUST2021: xAI will bankrupt SpaceX.
Prove me wrong
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Or models (selling pictures of asshole for $4.99 on onlyfans)
[+6] u/Ahamadrayasbaboon: I went for a walk this morning. Very pleasant.
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: hungry telephone consider rustic smell humor plate fearless exultant future
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: The world has now begun the 10th week of the strait being closed. But just remember that it’s only a problem when the strait is closed for just 3 weeks but any longer than that it’s not a problem anymore. It’s confusing and counterintuitive but true.
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: man, being in the market when 2008 crashed would have been fucking dope. Now it is nonstop up.
[+5] u/Confident_Bee1447: Need to withdraw $100k from stocks next week for house deposit. Please, no weekend wars, major incidents, upsets, controversial statements, barmitzvah’s or funerals. Thank you for your attention to this fuckin’ matter X
[+5] u/Plane-Career-472: Very thankful for the gift robinhood just gave me for being a valued gold member, 1 shitcoin valued at 11 cents ✨️
[+5] u/Bitter-Heat-8767: Soun = the most beautiful butthole.
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: I don’t have the Spirit to go on…..
Also why are they still emailing me deals
[+5] u/Harp-Note: My acne has suddenly disappeared. WTF.
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Market is closed today
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Damn i really think we might have reached the end of the pump. Within 2 weeks we likely to see some drop action
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Insane buy opportunity
[+10] u/stupidber: You 🫵 bought MSFT instead of SNDK 🤡
Oh wait that was me 😞
[+8] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Iran's Fars news agency cited Mohammad Jafar Asadi, a senior figure in the Iranian military's central command, as saying that "a renewed conflict between Iran and the United States is likely."
***So believe it or not calls.***
[+8] u/traderbusto: After two bankruptcies in two years I really thought that airline with the yellow planes would make it
[+7] u/stupidber: Gonna apply to some colleges so I can qualify for some student loans to YOLO
[+6] u/MagJack: So can we just go to a auction and buy a spirit air plane like a Charger at a repo lot?
[+6] u/UnitedCup1814: Flew spirit from ft Lauderdale to Atlanta once. 90 percent of the flyers were a certain demographic of people that were wearing pajamas, fuzzy slippers, and had shower caps on their heads . Like I said I flew it once
[+6] u/Awkward-Walk-1500: No memory stocks huh
[+6] u/EarthsYawner: Based on what? Vibes?
[+6] u/Shoddy-Violinist-608: Apparently everyone’s a meta expert nowadays
[+5] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Ngl I wish my fish head, wife had those cannons
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: lol. Bers coming out of their holes
[+5] u/Waverun: My mom’s hair stylist told me that these broccoli cut zoomers are the only ones getting perms now and the demand is crazy apparently. Is ulta the move? But do I really want to invest in helping America become broccolified?
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Ai and bots rarely if ever use drugs.
[+5] u/Apple2o: Chick fil A trying to charge me 12$ for some nuggets and a drink when wal mart is giving you an entire chicken for 5 bucks is some 2026 futuristic shit
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *But you have to go to Wal-Mart to get it. That's some sketchy chicken yo.*
[+5] u/Robby_Digital: Pfft who uses Reddit?
[+5] u/EndGenocide13: Iran is reporting that it intends to join the memory trade as well
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: Excited AF to lose all the money i made this week
[+5] u/DissolvedMean: Wen preemptive strike?
[+5] u/FearlessTrader: Rate my portfolio.
SNAP RDDT HIMS AMZN AMD TEAM XYZ QCOM COIN WIX RBRK SNOW MSFT ZS TTD AXON MNDY HOOD ORCL CRM ADBE DUOL SOFI WDAY NOW FIG.
About $85k between all of these, all shares, up $6k right now.
[+5] u/kalashbasher: My friend said something about corporate femdom one time dont take my word for it though idk
[+5] u/fizzyknickers69: Crazy they even removed the articles on here about EBay being acquired
[+17] u/ignatious__reilly: Real talk……
I worked at Spirit Airlines corporate for many years, and while I know people are making jokes, this is genuinely sad to see. I spoke with several former colleagues this morning who were still there, and they all woke up to unemployment emails.
Really tough to see.
[+12] u/AfraidAnalyst: Spirit should have pivoted to an AI airline. They’d still be in business
[+12] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: Goodbye wallstreetbets. From a broke and frustrated bear. I won't be coming back. Don't short guys. You will go broke. Not worth it. Cash gang or long gang. Don't short!
\- broke ass bear bitch
[+11] u/Vito_GYATafore: Life got so much better when I realized hotels no smoking policy just means you have to pay a fee to smoke inside
[+10] u/_Netgirth: Cinco de Mayo on a Tuesday??? Gonna be an epic 🌮
[+10] u/AprilsSecretAccount: None of that is going to happen.
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Lmaoo bro gets free seeggs and big cannons and decides to sue!?!? Lmao rettarded
[+8] u/winston511: You watched an airline go literally insolvent and defunct due to oil prices and you didn’t buy puts on the other airlines?
[+8] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Ohhh I get it “society” is just everybody else squeezing you slowly until you die so they can extract your sweet, sweet juices 👍
[+7] u/old_copper_kettle: Spirit Air was doing the lord’s work of keeping the sort of people I don’t want to hear or deal with off the other planes. Not looking forward to having angry retellings of domestic violence drown out my movie next time I fly Delta.
[+7] u/yeedub: Bear accounts I follow are praying for a bombing to save their puts
[+7] u/Haymster193: I’m in on SOUN and I have a zero percent win rate recently so sorry to everyone else who bought calls yesterday
[+7] u/dataCollector42069: Project managers asking for status updates every hour when you have other work 😭
[+6] u/zeebee098: Procrastinated a big project again and now my whole weekend is ruined. I never learn
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: \*continues to buy bankrupt companies\*
[+6] u/Lurk_Maximus: Volunteering at a hospice center in hope one of them includes me in their will
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: Oil getting so expensive US airlines(which were allegedly best insulated from the oil shock) are going bankrupt and you still think there will be no long term economic impact and are buying calls?
What kind of disease renders a person's brain THIS incapable of seeing reality?
[+6] u/altonbrownie: https://preview.redd.it/0fh34c1fsqyg1.png?width=1319&format=png&auto=webp&s=8df10636ff39102df15e6b1f527318f61bd9cca5
I’m so fucking stupid. I thought I sold a covered call and collect $144 in premium. Nope. I bought a call and it expired worthless.
[+6] u/bringkiteback: The breakfast I just consumed was easily 3+k calories time for slumber
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Open the casino so I can lose more money
[+6] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: Why can’t the casino be open? I gotta do parlays with a 25% boost for the playoffs for the next 48.
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Bullying Germany because their PM talked some shit to his people's school kids.
Defenders of free speech lmao.
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Should I put 623k into a leveraged Carvana play next week?
[+6] u/AdditionalActuator81: Market will pump 6% on that news
[+5] u/winston511: LMT is my favorite way to lose money. Global demand shock for their products and the stock can’t hold a green day to save its life.
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Dreaming of cannons 😤
[+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Waiting for META to hit the 400s again and then I am selling the house to buy LEAPS
[+5] u/AmbassadorGloomy8915: This thread to bearish it’s going to pump a shitton monday
[+5] u/__nameless____: What's 🥭 cooking this weekend? It's been real quiet
[+5] u/Itchy-Scratch-6648: Is GamEbay happening forreally reals?
[+5] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Unders have been cashin...
[+5] u/Sea-Animator4250: Do weekends suck now for everyone else here?
[+5] u/sytena10: If you do, this entire sub will criticize you while secretly being jealous
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: professional options trading
[+13] u/kex06: What was tech in 1929??? The sewing machine?
[+12] u/BoostMobileGuy: 🥭 went from TACO to NACHO real quick!
Not A Chance Hormuz Opens
[+10] u/Leading_Form_8485: Market made me dislike weekends.
[+10] u/powertrippingmod67: i got a 3 day ban for saying bers are g\_\_
WSB is ded
[+8] u/9tacos: My entire wardrobe is Amazon essentials 🤡🕺
[+8] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: I guess I just need to be an absolute braindead imbecile to do well in this market. Where did bulls get their lobotomy?
[+8] u/Special-Age6210: Makes me fucking laugh how naive some people are regarding AI.
Nobody is going to pay you a basic income.
You will not be living in some utopia where you have unlimited time to pursue hobbies and play video games.
You are getting forcefully conscripted into the military. Good luck.
[+7] u/youbenchbro: I'm still in disbelief about the Spirit shares $0.49 to $1.08 move I made yesterday. I figured what the hell, I'll throw $500 at it. $500 to $1101 in about 40 minutes and sold.
[+7] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Buffet Hathaways secret to investing? Buy boomer stocks for 90 years lmaaoo
[+7] u/WallofNarwhal: Waits, so mods really are gay?
[+7] u/Burrow-Owl: Did we ever find out if that guy's wife really did look like a fish?
[+7] u/Hot-Pop-3250: They'll be late like always
[+7] u/Crazy-Bluejay4388: Buffet sounds very pessimistic, even attacked us traders for no reason.
[+6] u/International_Tea446: Putting a tinfoil hat on here…. We are at war with China, without physically being at war with China. It’s not about the Panama Canal, Venezuela’s, Iran’s, and Cuba’s freedom of democracy. It’s about how we can indirectly hit and disrupt China without actually hitting China directly.
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Genuinely think wsb is funnier than watching a comedy channel. And 60% of it is just people calling each other gey
[+6] u/Evander85: Marry the fish head. Try the exotic dish. Fire the cannons. Live your life. You only get one.
-Anthony Bangalore
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: Think it's time for ASTS calls
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: I find the continual erosion of my net worth concerning. But I'm not going to stop buying stupid garbage I don't need so it's a conundrum.
[+5] u/nyse25: Saw an ugly ass baby here in Miami.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Gas is $6 a gallon in Chicago
[+5] u/Hot_Clothes4925: Morning guys , hope y’all have a good day !
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: In hindsight, sprit should of charged to use the bathroom.
They should of also charged people to board the airplane as well as to deplane as well.
Also they should of charged people for staff members to not spit on your face.
[+5] u/NiceJobSon: Having a peak old man moment, wearing slippers and watering the lawn while holding coffee.
[+5] u/Rosebunse: I think the wedding I'm at just used an AI song for their walk down the aisle. It was specific and used their names. It was, well, not good. Cute wedding, though
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: some of you aren’t drubk enough ans it shobeeaz
[+5] u/Ok_Advantage_8153: Up then down but not necessarily in that order.
I'll send you my consulting invoice shortly.
[+5] u/Specialist_Wear8807: Trump Shuttle, Spirit Airlines, at least he could get into gambling and open casinos.
Wait...
[+5] u/laurencenor: OK, here come all the bears calling for a black monday again. Don't you love weekends?
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: Spirit Halloween…you will be missed