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[+6] u/_Chadl_: Using Robinhoods 100% margin feature to buy Robinhood stock wasn’t my smartest decision
[+84] u/taffy_laffy: Just announced a huge contract with my neighbor. He's to pay me $500,000 to use my netflix password.
I also signed a contract with him for $500,000 to use his lawn mower. We just created a million dollars in revenue between us. 😎
[+34] u/disrepaired: Yeah I have a quick question
what the fuck
[+28] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers thought, that
-oil surge will crash the market
-fomc will crash the market
-mag7 earnings will crash the market
The market: LMAO
[+21] u/MooseyGoosey69: Google just shits out money
[+19] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s a crisp ass beautiful morning. Perfect day to go sit under fluorescent lighting.
[+19] u/UnivalveX: it was almost too obvious that we're due for a drop larger than -0.05% today which is exactly why we will pump another +1% and break another ATH
[+18] u/youreaditfirst: The strongest market ever during the most uncertainty ever. Truly watching a casino live right now. Market 1000000% trades of vibes.
[+17] u/ecoburner87: Peak exuberance, this is stupid and we all know it is, they're going to pump things a % or two so you try and grab those pennies in front of the steamroller
[+17] u/pussinbuuts: Look, the real reason GOOG and AMZN are up is because they’re chip companies now
Literally just buy semis lmao
[+16] u/NotAFridge: Bers saw googles strongest quarter in history and thought markets were going to dump. Put the fries in the bag 🐻
[+15] u/taffy_laffy: I thought I wanted to be a billionaire, when in reality I just wanted to work at JPM being owned by Lorna Hajdini.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
[+15] u/kryptonyk: Iran unveils new secret weapon:
Hajdini canons
[+15] u/financiallythriving: Everyone waiting for a crash to buy in. Not gonna happen lil bro we pricing you out
[+14] u/X211499Reddit: Lmao yall got zuckked
[+14] u/Bxdwfl: At this point, they may as well pass a new amendment that requires tech to go up every day
[+13] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: This pumps either cause jobless claim numbers GDP and PCE are cooked beyond belief and we pump, or to make us the exit liquidity cause its not cooked enough and we dump
[+13] u/pacific_b: Just think, if you would have made the right decision and not the wrong decision you would have made money and not lost money
[+13] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Carvana +10%
Meta -10%
[+13] u/No_Cod972: Did anyone see the new Erika Kirk video?
In the words of George W. Bush, that's some weird shit, man.
[+12] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: Market still pumping, incredible
[+12] u/No_Cod972: Who's with me that it's about time for a new ATH!?
[+12] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I like how the government thinks people using credit cards is somehow a sign everything is going fine.
Nah bitch. We leveraged to the tits trying to make ends meet.
[+12] u/bigswordmeatlord: Boots on the ground? Believe it or not, calls
[+11] u/jasperCrow: Stop trying to time a pullback. The system was designed as a Ponzi scheme. Dont bet against the 54% of passive buying of ETFs. There are literally billions of dollars mindlessly buying the Indices every single week no matter the price.
For a dump you need to be able to accurately predict windows that boomers will panic.
Chose wisely.
[+11] u/Ok_Worldliness_2902: US Gas will average $5 a gallon by Memorial Day and we are at ATHs. The market is truly whistling past the graveyard.
[+11] u/VirgillMastercard: Do oil traders know something we don’t?
[+10] u/Trenavix: if the market is so green, then why is my portfolio red?
checkmate atheists
[+10] u/suddenly-scrooge: we have entered the 15 minute insider trading window
[+10] u/taffy_laffy: Got a few job interviews later - just printed out the JPM article to give them when they ask me what my expectations are.
Hoping to land that dream ~~job~~ boss.
[+10] u/callsonreddit: I still dont get why we pumped in AH
[+9] u/jasperCrow: Nobody wants to buy your bags Bill Ackman
[+9] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Oil is crashing hard, the market seems optimistic. Friday TACO post could be the cherry on top for a new ATH.
[+9] u/iambroke7: Watch Google collapse market open
[+9] u/longGERN: GOOG bought me a new car this year. Aka funds to restore my 30 year old car 😀
[+9] u/RjBloxks: If they wanted to pick a time to lie about data, today would be a great day for that lol
[+9] u/Sleazy577: Oil just shat itself.
[+9] u/X211499Reddit: Who the hell buys Ford, stock hasn’t moved more than 10$ up or down in over 10 years
[+9] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Meta tanks 9% on capex. HOW WAS THAT NOT PRICED IN? This fucking market is regarded
[+9] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Why is oil going down 😂 We're literally closer to attacking Iran again than at any point before in this ceasefire
[+8] u/Miserable_Movie8006: Why argue with a ber when you can just wait
[+8] u/garrafa-de-agua: Microsoft is ripping at open
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: I admit I’m salty
The pinning at 710-711 for the last 2 days during open hours fucked me in my sore ass with theta
Of course i sold to cut the loss, he sold? Pump it
[+8] u/gregot76: what the hell, we dump after hours to only pump to 7200 to then dump back to the exact same level at 2am and now we are back up.
[+8] u/TreGet234: Greed the fuck out and panic buy everything.
Gotta keep in mind that's also a very telltale late cycle behaviour. Pure euphoria and panic buying.
[+8] u/UnitedCup1814: Rddt and pltr burning me right now. Fuck
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Now is the perfect time to leak a fake ass headline and really send this bih
[+8] u/socrates4eva: META is trying real hard to f my portfolio but GOOG, AMD and AMZN is keeping me afloat.
[+8] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: GOOG top is officially in. HOODrats bought.
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: 🐻 don’t get economics smh.
SPY pricing in hyperinflation
[+8] u/somebody_throw_a_pie: BREAKING: META changing its name to METAI, reverses losses and now up 6000% premarket
[+7] u/JiffKewneye-n: i somehow lost money on USO calls. bought friday morning, 0 day to exp, expired nearly worthless.
was soured by that, didn't buy calls monday morning.
my moves today is to cry.
[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: Considering selling META and just buying more GOOG. META is so shit holy shit.
[+7] u/iamakarathereisaplac: Suck on these fucking cannons, you bastard, or you'll be living in hell. Praise be to Hadjini!
[+7] u/PushAble2463: Would be nice with a win for a change 😥 Just sayin
[+7] u/TreGet234: Buying sandisk ahead of earnings is like actual free money. Calls probably not since it probably needs to jump 20% just to break even (it might do that though tbh).
[+7] u/DicksFried4Harambe: This market is more irrational than me
Going Banano there’s always money in the stand
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Maybe you guys should start acting a little more ladylike.
[+7] u/MrRutin: oooh im soo dumb. market doenst care about Oil going up only when its going down how silly of me
[+7] u/zuziannka: As a kid, I used to look at stock charts and think, “Why would anyone stare at these random lines that mean nothing?” Now here I am… doing exactly that all day, like I couldn’t find anything better.
[+7] u/solidsneeze: either Congress has to declare war today or 🥭 has to gtfo of Iran today
[+7] u/TyroneSwoopes: How big of cannons are we talking?
[+7] u/knoqd_: > IRAN'S MOUSAVI SAYS U.S. SHIPS WILL 'FOLLOW THE SAME FATE OF U.S. REGIONAL BASES'
[+7] u/Confident_Bee1447: I’m convinced SOFI isn’t a real stock
[+7] u/Samjabr: I am bullish - but goddamn this is getting ridiculous. GOOG spending $200 billion on CapEx- stock up $300 billion. lol
[+7] u/ripcord51: but why male models?
[+7] u/Trenavix: dude I bought msft at the literal bottom and it's like "congrats on the perfect timing! now we're gonna stay at +1% for the next 2 months"
[+7] u/CosecSecCot: I'm jealous of the US having ascended past reliance on cheap oil. 6 red days in a row in the Australian market.
One of our biggest companies dumped 40% because of low consumer sentiment in the US.
[+7] u/AdOk3638: Bers logic: its pumped last week, so this week must be dump (stupid and dumb logic). Bols logic: its pumped last week, so this week will pump again and again the week after (smart, big pp, chad, profitmaxing).
[+7] u/melvinzee: The market is fake and rigged against you.
[+6] u/SherbertOk2563: BROKE ASS BEAR BITCHES GET LEFT IN THE DUST. HAHAHHA.
LETS GET AFTER THAT NEW ATH!!!!! UNITE BULLS!
[+6] u/AlGAdams: I own equal amounts of META, GOOG, AMZN and MSFT. It feels like your boss giving you a raise while he simultaneously punches you in the nut.
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: The year is 3000, CapEx has raised to 500t/minute and the only revenue for each company is from cloud/search/advertisements for the 7000th quarter in a row.
“WE! ARE! RAISING! CAPEX!!”
The market clapped and SPY went to 80000000!
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: May be a regarded move but am buying META today.....
[+6] u/apurimac777: Its good to see major commodities getting priced like 0dtes with double digit plus swings by the moment
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: America first: except when it comes to oil and gas prices.
Let’s sell that shit to other countries so we pay more here.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: wawa coffee cures my depression everyday for 3 hours.
[+6] u/oldprecision: Seems that there are some tech companies that need to add .ai to their name.
[+6] u/hankster221: i heard a silly rumor that spy only ever goes up is this true?????
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: I purchased 1 oil. Now it can go back to $7/bbl like 1986.
[+6] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Due to USS Gerald R. Ford's retreat from the Strait of Hormuz, all eyes should be on official announcement whether it's for resupply run (we saw the OSINT posts on social media, the carrier was short on foodstock) or if it is in order to have the peace talks restarted (this is what the markets are pricing in).
It'll all depend on why the carrier is retreating.
[+6] u/Sleazy577: Smells like a bull trap to me.
[+6] u/Elforas_Tero: For the whole month of April, basically every single day, the SPY has been green. Bers are so confidently wrong it aint even funny
[+6] u/Mahrez-: I have a feeling INTC is about to follow the same playbook as CAR.
[+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Gasoline is now $4.99 in my area. Calls?
[+6] u/A_Credo: Did we get an overnight TACO or something?
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: All this money bols are making in calls they can afford $6 gas soon.
[+6] u/No_Cod972: If my daughter brought home a ber, it'd be a no from me, dawg.
[+6] u/FraserValleyGuy77: It's really amazing that I can keep MSFT down so long just by owning 100 shares
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: Was everything red in the middle of night just a bad dream?
[+6] u/No_Cod972: What do you think passengers are going to do with the extra time when they're being driven by a Waymo?
That's right, watch Youtube.
[+6] u/Chango_unchaind: This is something else the K-shaped economy means, I’m up a few $k means several whales on some board gained hundreds of $Ms
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: SPY closes above $720 and time to buy that Toto Washlet I’ve wanted for the last 10 years. My next great place to scroll Reddit and trade 0dtes
[+6] u/Maximus806: Im crying o my SOFI’s shares…. Anybody has a tissue 😭
[+6] u/ConstantAd1: GOOG will be the first $10T company
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Oil low = money goes into stocks = line goes up
Oil high = inflation high = line goes up
[+6] u/31andnotdone: i want to do whatever drugs you guys are doing to be this delusional
[+6] u/Prayaa: Looks like puts on oil was the right call after all
[+5] u/AudiRick_: Might turn to a gey ber
[+5] u/jorel43: I sold my bno position yesterday, opened it a week ago and it already rose 119%, that's practically double! So $300 turned into over $600, not bad. Staved off Wendy's ally for an extra couple weeks
[+5] u/apurimac777: I remember years ago I heard about top strippers at good clubs making like 1000 a week
You couldn't even afford a teenager to watch your kid at night while you work the pole with that kinda cheese now
Thank God for OnlyFans
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: So Google now has higher market cap than Apple and MSFT. Meta just continues to be a piece of shit. And AMZN, pumped on their in-house CPUs
[+5] u/TreGet234: What to wait for now that fomc meeting and mag 7 earnings are done and the sky hasn't fallen out? I want a reason to freak the fuck out.
[+5] u/ev01ution: Fuck it all in AAPL to make my lose back from MSFT.
[+5] u/bbbyismymommy: Do we have Peace????
[+5] u/zacky_backs: FYI:
3$ tickets + 2$ hotdogs + 2$ beers = diarrhea
[+5] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Crude oil is crashing with the news of USS Gerald R. Ford's retreat.
SPY and QQQ are up.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: They don't know that there's an oil shock and global supply disruptions 🥲 I said as my puts expired worthless
[+5] u/__nameless____: Okay, seriously, what's the news? I found nothing
[+5] u/uncsucks: What caused this irrational pump over the last 6 hours?
[+5] u/ecoburner87: Manipulated to hell and back so the moves all happen 8pm-8am so YOU CANT TRADE ON IT
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: We have taken control of the straight, oil plummets, 🥭 decalres victory again and negotiations are "going very well" 🐥 cacaww
[+5] u/tika_dengu: If you buy 1 Oil, it triggers bessent to short Oil and pump Spy. Overall port happy and green.
[+5] u/PaxDev: My USO 153c are fucking cooked 🥲
[+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Anytime you feel bad about losing money, remember there are mfers in India in huts that wake up happy. Be glad you have what you have even if it’s -400k to your name, you still got AC and more loan opportunities from the bank.
[+5] u/garrafa-de-agua: MSFT is going up and so is my dick for Lorna. I want that birthday BJ
[+5] u/saintmitchy: I want to hate the internet, but I just saw a video of a rave at Arby’s and another video of a group of homeless people dressed up as SpongeBob raiding a Scientology building to the sound of Fetty Wap, all within 5 minutes of each other.
[+5] u/oldprecision: Msft has been a good horse, but it might be time for the glue factory.
[+5] u/babayaga_1905: Intc real valuation is at $200
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: NACHO (Not a Chance Hormuz Opens),
[+5] u/River_Sandhu: Making Google @ 170 and Lilly @ 680 my largest positions makes up for all the bs decisions I’ve put my portfolio through 😂
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: I have a diversified portfolio of calls and puts. The only problem is that everything I own is negative
[+5] u/JPM1216: pay no mind to that 10-year
[+5] u/StrangeJourney02: I haven’t traded since October and the time I do, MSFT decided to mess everything up
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: Tessler to close below 100 this year, tides they are a changin'
[+5] u/PrthReddits: I will boomer buy shares msft hood meta soon saar
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: I know many of you got Cucked by the Zuck this morning
[+34] u/tristis_veritas: Being a parent and the battle with screen time is insane.
It's cigarettes of our time but maybe arguably even worse as the effects are not so obvious.
We're destroying entire generations of people.
[+34] u/NewDawn101: I’m getting worried. There isn’t much progress made on the ballroom and that’s the thing we really really need right now
[+21] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: I wish this sub didn't come in my results when i searched stocks 9 years ago.
Honestly if it was possible, I'd request to make this sub NSFW so nobody gets into this bog of a sub
[+20] u/drakilian: Oil up 10%? Market flat
Oil down 2%? Market up 1%
[+17] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: Todays menu
TACO.
NACHO: ( Not A Chance Hormuz Open soon)
BURRITO: Bragging Until Reality Reveals Incompetence To Others
CHURRO: Constantly Heralding Untruths, Relying Relentlessly On Showmanship
[+16] u/BadBoyBilbo: Books so cooked they call it Gordon Ramsay 🔥
[+15] u/DuckLIT122000: Oil isn't real. It was invented by Big Short to fleece more bears
[+14] u/StimSimPim: In about an hour the world will decide whether I’m having a long lunch or an imaginary lunch.
[+14] u/peterpeer9: pro tip:
you can increase the duration of the iran war by 2 days and intensity by one $3,000,000 cruise missile just by saying these words:
"what happened to the epstein docs?"
[+13] u/powerboner: Everything but MSFT man…sad 😔
[+12] u/b3no_coin: Lol. Meta lost 20 million users in 1 month and regards in here are like "buy the dip".
[+12] u/greenchaos: love these extremely real inflation numbers
[+12] u/prezzie2728: US is inflationmaxxing
[+12] u/FartPolluter: BREAKING: The Inspectors' Latest Additions to the MICHELIN Guide to United States includes Bureau of Labor Statistics for exquisitely cooked inflation stats.
[+11] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: At this point, if you’re a bear, all you can do is probably laugh
[+11] u/davidbigham: META still a cuck after the name change 🤡
[+11] u/reeeeso: It’s 17 dollars for a chipotle burrito …. And my rice was hard. Telling me this shit isn’t fucked up
[+10] u/TinfoilHat87: INTC up 130% in a month lol.. I’m buying puts
[+10] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: BREAKING: US PCE Price Index YoY Actual 3.5% (Forecast 3.5%, Previous 2.8%)
US Core PCE Price Index YoY Actual 3.202759% (Forecast 3.2%, Previous 3.0%)
US PCE Price Index MoM Actual 0.7% (Forecast 0.7%, Previous 0.4%)
US Core PCE Price Index MoM Actual 0.3% (Forecast 0.3%, Previous 0.4%)
Canadian GDP MoM Actual 0.2% (Forecast 0.2%, Previous 0.1%)
US GDP QoQ Advance Actual 2% (Forecast 2.3%, Previous 0.5%)
[+10] u/Rosebunse: Dunkin has "dirty soda" which is apparently coffee, Pepsi, cream, and cold foam.
Who thought this was a good idea?
[+10] u/GetsOffToArmpits: can anyone explain why MSFT went down besides to fuck me in the ass?
[+10] u/dontslambro: Everything is so expensive on the market.
[+10] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Very important kitchen discovery: You can use a potato peeler on a block of refrigerated cooking butter to produce thin slices of butter for toast.
This is revolutionary. You can lay the slices on the toast and they soften almost instantly. Calls.
[+9] u/Haikoe: Inflation is going to kill the expansion plans for AI. Rates will go up pretty soon, if it’s not cheap to borrow money anymore, this whole thing collapses.
[+9] u/Haikoe: Oil about to skyrocket again….
[+9] u/spectra444: This market is regardmaxxing
[+9] u/darkspherei: lol Meta lost 20 mil users last year and WSB is like bUy ThE dIp
[+9] u/FrequentUpperDecker: Smells like dump at open
[+9] u/vbp32: Jobless claims lowest since sept 1969..
wow..
[+9] u/razor164: Woah everything lined up perfectly with the estimates. Must be some great estimators and nothing else
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: US economy grew 2%, stronger than expected
Like I believe anything they publish anymore 😤
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: SPY up 15% since 🥭. Groceries up 50% Gas up 100% Tariffs up 10% or more (can’t keep track) Utilities up 30%. Some Bull Market you have going here.
[+8] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Some absolute dreamer has 24k POET shares on the ask @ $23.05 this morning.
I hope you get it bro 🥹
[+8] u/fredditf: "I do not think we have a very precise plan for exactly how each product is going to scale month over month or anything like that," said CEO Mark Zuckerberg. "But I think we have a sense of the shape of where these things need to be."
bro has a concept of a plan
[+8] u/fredditf: preliminary GDP (QoQ) (Q1) 2.0% vs 2.2% EST
Core PCE Price Index (YoY) (Mar) 3.2% vs 3.2% EST
Core PCE Price Index (MoM) (Mar) 0.3% vs 0.3% EST
Initial Jobless Claims 189K vs 213K EST
[+8] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Remember the times we used to go up/down 1% on numbers like these?
[+8] u/I_am_Nerman: Hottest PCE since May 2023
They just raise the bar so it "meets expectations"
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: 0 reason to buy puts now for the foreseeable future.
Calls all the way and I'm expecting 750 within the next 2 weeks.
[+8] u/groupdfense: It is illegal to post bad news
[+8] u/FLRugDealer: Up is down, down is up, inflation is good, you are poor, you like it.
[+8] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Me trying to guess the INTC top with full port is like using a tree branch as a trampoline
[+8] u/LossMax: Watching half of Reddit dick ride the Iranian regime because of funny videos they're posting is the same regime that publicly executes women in the streets is wild beyond anything I've seen
[+8] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Never knew Zuck was prowling WSB
[+7] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Back in the day, people used to talk about spy 420. Today we talk about spy 720 🫦
[+7] u/vermilli21: Hmm 1pm 🥭has his meeting on how he’s going about this war. Should be spicy
[+7] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: Why is oil going down? I’m so confused.
[+7] u/UnknownM007: Someone knows something
[+7] u/Haikoe: U feel the fomo yet? Buy the top
[+7] u/Throwaway_biglaw: Was up 200k off of 7k in first two weeks of April and now down to 40k I probably have an issue.
[+7] u/Haikoe: Why is oil down and spy up? That’s not how this works?!
[+7] u/Beagle001: I don’t see any news. So, oil just sorta went down the last few hours because … just because?
[+7] u/EnginrA: So SPY pumping while oil at $120 a barrel got it
[+7] u/WindNo3445: Can't believe the bers tricked me into buying SPY puts yesterday. Never again.
[+7] u/North-bound: uh oh bers time to find the next cope!
[+7] u/Immediate_Type4095: Gdp lower than expected, new ATH today!
[+7] u/Tautol0gic: They just took out Bessent
[+7] u/Ok-Piano8789: retardation sentiment in here is off the charts just a heads up
[+7] u/Nova-JC: Need a repeat of Nov 20 intraday sell off
[+7] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Economy is terrible but no one cares
[+7] u/moneycabaI: Get ready for negative revisions on these clown estimates
[+7] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: DO NOT DUMP NVDA AT OPEN AND PUMP TO 220 TODAY, DUMP INTC INSTEAD!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+7] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: Holy shit this pump is insane
[+7] u/CMTTrader: 10 days to make enough money for a decent Mother's Day gift. Or else, it's grocery store flowers again 😩
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: This is hella suspicious. I don’t trust it
[+6] u/b3no_coin: Turns out the Hormuz wasn't even that important. Keeping it closed has 0 impact on the world. Calls.
[+6] u/ThouOne: I got cucked by the Zuck 😭
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: Y'all remember how much the bers were gloating yesterday inbetween 4:15-4:30
[+6] u/patricktu1258: All the stocks I’ve cut loss pump like crazy lol. I am so fried.
[+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Apparently one must be a total imbecile to win in this market, so help me pump up the bubble.
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Did Caterpillar solve world hunger
[+6] u/DoughnutCharming8066: Man Microsoft is on the start of a mega bull run, believe it or not. Today going to uppen my leverage in msft, already made a lot during the last earnings drop. Same for Meta, man Zuckerberg is gonna make me rich. Why betting your money before earnings, when you can pick up the major discount for no fucking reason.
[+6] u/Front_Inspector_437: CAN EVERYONE PRAY FOR $RDDT please
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Just commenting to come back to later when I'm pissed off at work
😠
I'm pre-pissed off
[+6] u/iamjt: Ok i somehow doubled my account over the past 3 hours. See you guys in October
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+6] u/SenileOldDude: Man, I don’t recall gas being this insane since 2008.. holdup.
[+6] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: Molly water for breakfast...ready for the pump
[+6] u/trent_upscale: The fluoride in your urine is making the frogs gay
SPY 718 EOD
[+6] u/davidbigham: stock just love to go up . You cant explain that
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: MSFT looking as bad as new outlook
[+6] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Thebaxxxx** bet **POET** goes from **6.46** to **12.0** before **30-May-2026 07:34 AM EDT**
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[+6] u/TheMegaSage: 0 wins and 6 losses coming up.
[+5] u/log1ck1717: Someone talk me out of selling my msft shares at open
[+5] u/MathTutorAndCook: We have plenty of Amendments. We need a womandment
[+5] u/gazilionar: CAT is the unstoppable stock no one talks about
[+5] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Had a nightmare SPY gapped up to 725 and my poots were killed. Thank god it’s only 714
[+5] u/davidbigham: oil up , inflation up . That is why stock up too. Very bullish.
[+5] u/rugbyliebe: SPX pumped for 7 hours straight. The only question is: why the actual fuck?
[+5] u/undocumented_twerker: As long as there are bers, this market will run. Thank you for your service, bers
[+5] u/Karl-Levin: I am kind of tempted to buy even more oil
[+5] u/ten7four: If oil is down does that mean I can ask for a discount at my local gas station
[+5] u/Intelligent-Ad8242: Give us a green day man. A nice green day. I wanna impress my gf
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: I can't bear to watch RDDT 🫣
[+5] u/Xx_ThatThiccBoi_xX: Microsoft 450 by open
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> European banks have begun slowing down lending in tandem with energy crisis.
\> US banks chugging along just fine despite the extensive transatlantic financial connections to EU
it may take a few months, global credit markets may freezing might be the thing which causes 🥭 to TACO out so hard that D.C becomes New Tehran.
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: why is oracle so shit?
[+5] u/sck178: I don't give a shit about rationality. Just send my OTM calls to ITM.
[+5] u/ProfessorAkaliOnYT: Thank god we’re green again, last night was torture
[+5] u/notfunat_parties: Jesus Christ @ 4% for his return by 2027?
[+5] u/I_pop_Jardiance: SNDK 1500$ after earnings lol
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: Tell me, what does SNDK do?
[+5] u/J-E-S-S-E-: MSFT shredding everyone’s options at open then skyrocketing
[+5] u/rootyoot: Diddy used oil. Diddy was also an oily ber. Look in the mirror this morning… do you really want to be an oily Diddy ber? No, exactly therefore CALLS it is.
-Rooty
[+5] u/sir_dreads: I’ve had one earnings season in 2021 where I made a shit ton of Money, been chasing that high ever since
[+5] u/Desmater: Gas prices are $5 a gallon now.
[+5] u/Ok-Marketing-3557: Whats the move of the day Google calls?
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Do fish head bers really got nothing against bol's cannons
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: the market isn't the economy
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Inflation and oil up are super bullish, ne ATH
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: CONGRATS ALL OVERNIGHT SPY CALLHOLDERS! 🥳🎉🥂🎊
[+5] u/lendrickkvmvr: Shorting oil today as well because it's Thursday
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: 730 EoD! Change my life foreeeeever!!
[+5] u/Left-Signature-5250: Inequality, babyyyyy - the rich dont know what to do with their money except put them into stocks. And the rich are getting richer and richer. You still pay rent? They own your house and 50 others. The rent you pay goes into their stocks. Wake up people!
[+5] u/trent_upscale: Fully levered and naked
[+5] u/BrownDog42069: fuck you msft! but its really not ur fault baby. you grew azure by 40% and had a double beat. i dont know what these sickos want from u
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: My coworker really just said, stocks are uncslop. Whatever that means.
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: The battle of $715 SPY.
One tweet outa do it!
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Can we get a 2% day today or tomorrow to save my calls please?
[+5] u/Top-Statistician61: Amazon is printing as expected
[+5] u/Issa_vibe74: Shoutout that dude yesterday that said MSFT puts and META Calls
[+5] u/cryptoguy66: I hope my GOOG calls don’t hit a mine sailing through the gdp PCE strait
[+5] u/socratesqt: Gdp pce about to give a reality check
[+5] u/DiarrheaFartLover: I have a college degree and I’ve been working a blue collar IT support job for a massive international company and I make $22 an hour. Pretty soon gas is going to be $10 here in my crappy red state and I’ll still be making $22.
I’m the guy who is being squeezed from all sides
[+5] u/Xx_ThatThiccBoi_xX: No wait till it expires worthless
[+5] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Redrammer** bet **NVDA** goes from **210.89** to **220.69** before **02-May-2026 08:22 AM EDT**
Their record is 3 wins and 11 losses.
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[+49] u/OSRSkarma: US MARCH PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 0.7% M/M; EST. +0.7%
US MARCH PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 3.5% Y/Y; EST. +3.5%
US MARCH CORE PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 0.3% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US MARCH CORE PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 3.2% Y/Y; EST. +3.2%
[+17] u/LeagueofData: I'm the ded ber, you're talking about me.
[+16] u/OkLength37: Crazy how you could hit a couple buttons and never have to worry about money again, or work for 50 years and make the same amount
[+14] u/sarcago: Gas is up almost a dollar a gallon compared to last week what the fuck
[+14] u/Sufficient_Insect812: https://preview.redd.it/mqa4biaa0cyg1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c7a5a41b0dc1e17ef869467f8e6427c58dd3a0a
[+13] u/JayRoo83: I'm glad we've finally been able to achieve the stated goal of 3.2% inflation
[+13] u/wenxuan2: I remember when people laughed when others bought SNDK $1k calls lol
[+13] u/sloanemonroe: “War is over”. BUY BUY BUY. “War is not over” BUY BUY BUY
[+13] u/miata_only: Jerome will be retiring to his 2nd home in Kentucky where he plans to open a small batch distillery producing a bourbon that came to him in a dream at Jackson Hole in 2023. It will be called Federal Reserve.
[+13] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: A lot of fucking crying in here.
[+12] u/EndOfMuricanEmpire: I’m worried we’re not allocating enough resources to chat bots. What if we need MORE bad advice and wrong answer? What if we need them even faster?
[+12] u/Got_Engineers: How much more expensive has gas and groceries gotten in America ?
[+12] u/coffeeman1010: 725 spy today massive pump at open let’s go
[+11] u/SilentExtinction: that intc tweet is a top signal?
[+11] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Homelander's ass > Captain America's ass
[+11] u/BlakeTheDog: Owning MSFT has been an endless source of frustration.
[+11] u/darth_scion: Microsoft was my nickname in the locker room
[+10] u/Purple_Bearkat: Fox and friends softening the audience up for more bombing
[+10] u/omar5656s: I blame the consumer (myself) who has shown in recent years that demand is inelastic and have sacrificed savings for enjoyment/convenience. Oil over $100 and inflation at 3.5%, let me go spend $10 at starbucks every morning, buy a new car, run up my credit cards. In 2021-2023 grocery stores were raising prices more than inflation for the love of the game, somebody’s gotta eat.
[+10] u/SquidKid47: I swear oil always goes up after hours and then crashes before market open. This shit is fucking ridiculous what's even changed
[+10] u/cryptohomunculus: SPY Calls are in the red
And my SPY puts? Believe it or not, in the red
[+10] u/triwyn: my new fit after bagholding nokia for 2 years
https://preview.redd.it/zdeula8j1cyg1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1f171fc0f5b3869454c71daf84475ca6679966a
[+9] u/TheSauce69: I’m retardmaxxing today, lock the fuck in
[+9] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: The market has literally digested the "war". It has moved on from it completely.
We will worry about oil in like 3 months when it actually makes its way into the inflation number, but then we'll just cook the numbers or "hope" it's temporary.
Stocks cannot go down. It's actually impossible
[+9] u/Icommandyou: All this news and futures still green, don’t be a ber. Markets are desperate to reach ATH
[+9] u/DuduBeanz: dude this market is sick in the head
[+9] u/Oblivious-Speculator: Luck is not on my side, shorted INTC and CVNA
[+9] u/TheRiverStyx: All I had to do was hold my INTC call for four or five more hours yesterday...
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Fucking microcuck lol
Boomer company
Luckily I don't own that much of that shit
[+9] u/ChristianM97: META getting cooked today was not on my bingo card
[+9] u/Powernick50: Time to uninstall robinhood again.
[+9] u/yushey__: Wow I’m down so much fucking money
[+9] u/linnanetheman: They’re literally raping my asshole what the fuck
[+9] u/PhotoSpheres: I missed the entire market rebound and decided to full port MSFT and META because I thought they were the lowest risk 🤦🏻♂️
[+9] u/PropheticMurmurs: Dumbfuck’s Truth Social post cursed poor Nana.
The dump was inevitable.
[+8] u/Pax19: Whoever said green by open six hours ago, I'm sorry I doubted you
[+8] u/gomper: Goddamn sand dick is unstoppable
[+8] u/FlatwormBig5514: It's sort of comical that the market would pump or dump based on the likelihood of rate cuts, and now that's completely irrelevant. The market was moving based on the Iran war, and that's now irrelevant. We move based on earnings now.
This ain't rational friends. Stop treating it as such and just ride the wave. There will always be buyers based on the next "big" thing (i.e. earnings this time)
[+8] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Call me crazy. But I don’t think my intc 60 puts expiring tomorrow will be worth much.
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: I need to win the lottery, I am not meant to go to a job.
[+8] u/isitdonethen: Oil $90 -> $95 = bearish;
Oil $90 -> $110 -> $105 = bullish
[+8] u/OrangMiskin: Intel dumping LMAO 🥭 ruined the pump from his stupid ass tweet
[+8] u/zg44: AMZN went from +4% to negative in a few minutes...
[+8] u/Jraddicus17: Holy institution tech sell off this morning good lord
[+8] u/SeniorVibeAnalyst: Another day another rugpull
[+8] u/are_videos: donald duck kiss of death to INTEL
[+8] u/ryzetard: its time to sell some naked calls on margin then
[+8] u/WeakPeak1015: the rule is we dump after tech earnings.
[+7] u/alexbizzy: You guys are too confident in here
[+7] u/sjtomcat: Pisses me off when stocks run in pre market cause they ALWAYS die before market open. Like for what. FCEL goes from $13.60 at market close to $15.43 and for whatever reason dies to now $12.80 like piss off
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Only a ber is regarded enough to be wrong weeks in a row and still be confident😂😂😂😂😂😂🐻🐻🐻🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/bosco2110: Ugly double top on SPY. See you at the lows
[+7] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: Can we ask Pam Bondi to say SPX is above $7000?
[+7] u/kawkface: If we drop drop I'm gonna kms
[+7] u/whomakesthetendies: So what tweet is the tinpot dictator going to drop today to pump markets?
[+7] u/studybreak15: How do I tell my wife the vacation is canceled because of MSFT earnings?
[+7] u/penguinpandapear: Big premarket moves and then nothing during the day is annoying af man.
[+7] u/Ok-Art6659: Calls on meta was not the play 🫠
[+7] u/winston511: If you liked meta at 620 you’re gonna love it at 520
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: AMZN went from +4% to negative in one single candle. Algos are savage lol
[+7] u/trsx5: OFFICIALLY AN AMZN INVESTOR AGAIN. TOOK ONLY 5 MINUTES
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: GOOG the only one that survived the opening bloodbath
[+7] u/Gravexmind: I swear I have the ability to find the top or bottom. My trades are reverse indicators.
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: BEARS DONT GIVE UP, I AM HOLDING THESE PUTS TO DEATH GOOOGL YOU KIST GO BACK DOWN
[+7] u/shindiggaa: MSFT may close below 400 at this rate
[+7] u/EconomyJust4589: MSFT never ceases to dissapoint
[+7] u/optionsCone: #SELL IN MAY & TURN GAY 🌈
[+7] u/zg44: Holy moly, NVDA has been dumping since open on huge volume... what the heck happened.
[+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: Lmao r/valueinvesting getting slaughtered
[+7] u/cashflow_: My girlfriend says hi to everyone. She goes to another school you wouldn’t know her
[+7] u/deevee12: Market has anointed Google as the winner of the AI race
All in Mag1
[+7] u/burnerAccountDuh24: The one time out of 1000 it doesn’t V and I bought calls lmao
[+7] u/Viktri1: MSFT getting absolutely trashed
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: I am devaluing my debt
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: $100 to fill up my truck, up from $60. The stock market keeps chugging away like inflation; we have this.
[+6] u/wenxuan2: SNDK $2000 call few months out is a smart play or nah
[+6] u/zg44: Japan took an absolute hammer to the Dollar/Yen rate. I think this could result in another July 2024 kind of selloff eventually but we'd have to see how effective their intervention was/is.
[+6] u/more_aero: Top on SPY is in. Let’s ride
[+6] u/Critical_Survey_975: Should I full port Q puts at open ?
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Only thing dying faster than ber puts is their oil calls😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Being a bull is more fun, because if the market is up, then you're also probably up.
The worst feeling is being a ber, watching the market go ballistic, while your port takes a shit. Like that Squidward looking out the window meme.
[+6] u/zg44: Next 6 months feels like it's gonna go exactly like 2nd half of 2021 where everyone convinced themselves that "inflation is good for stocks"; that's literally the same playbook as when CPI went over 5% for 2nd half of 2021.
Stocks just kept running higher because there was no alternative in 2021 to avoid inflation.
[+6] u/kawkface: T minus 5 minutes
Prepare yourselves
[+6] u/According-Page8618: watch msft end like -7% today and meta -1%
[+6] u/whitepug: Why isnt the market reacting to the usd/jpy intervention or am I expecting too much from a nothingburger
[+6] u/BurstingTitan88: TBH I don’t care of Hormuz is straight or gay
[+6] u/xlaco: Im shorting INTC, yes i hate money
[+6] u/Ghost_nut: Warning warning low terrain pull up
[+6] u/shindiggaa: this is worse than 9/11
[+6] u/Kyrptix: Risking 8k for a $96 gain...
I'm clearly good at this
[+6] u/memoryyyuh: Meta bonds that mature in 2066… yeah no thanks company that changed its brand to a thing that never took off
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: ~~coward~~ cash gang 😌
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: How come when I buy calls the market goes down, when I buy puts it goes up?
[+6] u/Rosella2562: META calls here or what?
[+6] u/ercanbas: Feels good to be cash gang right now
[+6] u/erstwhile_estado: VIX is down 5%. Seems legit.
[+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: Looks like I picked a bad day to quite methamphetamine
[+6] u/rocier: Why is microsoft acting like a little baby bitch boy?
[+6] u/Substantial-Art5008: I’ve managed to go red every single day for the past 2 weeks perfectly
[+6] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: METAi you're welcome
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Advanced money destroyer this advanced money destroyer that, AMD has absolutely printed for me
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Charles leaves today. Make of that what you will.
[+5] u/FullCopy: I think this the time to turn on all that solar and wind power we’ve been hearing about. We’re supposed to be creating so much free energy.
[+5] u/Appropriate_Cat7722: Data centers propping up business investment, increase in govt spending is just because we’re paying ee salaries, consumer spending mostly healthcare. Doesn’t look impressive.
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: What is more likely? The stock market going up or Americans losing their savings. ^^or ^^both
[+5] u/aqjingson: Is avis ceo regarded “But I can tell you this much: we have no intention of issuing shares anywhere near these levels.”
[+5] u/SmoothFlan0: Buy the dip on msft so i can unload my bags
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Just buy, take loan and buy more. There are no consequences, just keep it long dated
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: Good luck my kids, remember follow the trend 🙌
[+5] u/FullCopy: My name is Khaneni Montoya Jr and you keeled my father. I will not open the Hormuz.
[+5] u/ddrsdght: I love the smell of paint
[+5] u/tsunamiwaves_: I own only two stocks. Those two are the only red stocks in the mag 7🤡
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Boss scheduled a meeting at 9:30 to fuck up my trading I KNOW IT WAS ON PURPOSE I JUST CAN'T PROVE IT
[+5] u/XeroShyft: MSFT is pissing me off so bad rn
[+5] u/edmundamore1: Bears think the opening correction will last more than 5 minutes.
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: The tech sell off is regarded wtf
[+5] u/nocashflow_: everytime im holding itm calls at open they get dicked by red candles instantly wtfff
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Lmao how to delete an entire premarket earnings gain for QQQ
[+5] u/Sco_420: Ahh, ye ole opening rug. A classic.
[+5] u/LegoToast: Yeah im not checking my phone till 10:30 back to work for me
[+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: WTF happened. AMZN calls decimated
[+5] u/Antibody-Scientist: You guys broke the market haha. Shit tanked instantly.
[+5] u/Mathguy200: Bro what the fuck is this dumbass fake out shit. Just send it
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Amazon being red after all that is hilarious
[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: How the fuck does the market go down, after insane earnings beats by 4 out of the MAG7, AND Crude oil prices dropped today.
WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT??
Earnings beat and oil prices moving down, equals bear market? And fucking endless war and no strait open in sight, means stocks rally 10-15%?????
[+5] u/Sea_Feeling5558: Like what the actual fuck
[+5] u/DeepFriedAnoos: why did oil drop $10 overnight?
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Mango called the Intel top huh
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: Dont get faked out guys, patience is key
[+5] u/kemar7856: Just a reminder that scandisk is up 3300% on a 1yr chart
[+5] u/pigeon_shit: RKLB ER next week... What’s the play?
[+5] u/Flexlex724: Somehow all my inverse hedges are down and my longs are down
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: They are literally betting the world that the new Fed puppet will cut rates like a MF. We need to get rid of these people playing with lives like this.
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Commander-in-Chief Has Induced Market Instability: Chaos Has Arrived, No Good Answers
CHIMICHANGA
[+5] u/DegenGonnaDegen: Generational losing opprotunity
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: Tired of getting fucked bro..
[+5] u/-o-I-o-: https://preview.redd.it/pczvtztx1cyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590d347c148373f51c11ab2acbeef0a3bf9bb9a8
$WEN at 10-year low. Just put the fries in the bag™ 🍟💰🇺🇸🚀🌕
[+5] u/captain_casino: Nvda watched Msft jump off a bridge and was like that looks like fun
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: I am once again keeping my losers for far too long and selling my winners far too early
[+5] u/Spiritual_Storm7363: 705 or 720… just pick one already
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: So much unrealized loses
[+5] u/2020isgreat: SELL EVERYTHING AND BUY GOOGLE
[+5] u/darth_scion: Brb, I just need to mistime all of this real quick
[+5] u/RunesDubloons: According to X's Nikita Bier, cryptocurrency is far and away the most Muted topic of 2026, followed by general political news and the Iran War, respectively 💀💀💀
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: META dumped dumped geez
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: did the JPM post got taken down? wtf
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Good morning, my handsome friends 🥱
I can't wait to see how deep in the money my Microsoft calls will be at open 🤗
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: whats the inside information? final agreement between iran and US?
[+5] u/Bene_observari: I thought it was gonna be tighter.
[+5] u/Taraih: Google PE of 34 pumps 6% on beat expectations. MSFT PE 25 drops 3% on beat expectations. Cant make this shit up
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Meta lookin more like Beta
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Let’s gooo, sold my googl puts for 40 dollar profit.
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Mango killed intc lol
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Everyone wondering why AMZN dump. It had climbed 33% in a month. Simple profit taking
[+5] u/Superente_: Shit economy and Job data + high oil prices = market flat
I really fucking hate this market.
[+5] u/isospeedrix: Only lost 9k on Msft calls…. Fuk this gay earth im buying more
[+5] u/bosco2110: Deadass we seeing -2% on SPY today
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: This is going to be a bad day
[+15] u/Dry_Bar_4965: DON'T TELL ME WE'RE GOING BACK TO ALL TIME HIGHS.
I FUCKING bought PUTS at the bottom.
[+14] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Buy at the top - Get rugged and lose
Buy the dip - dips more still lose
Don’t buy - lose to inflation
Just a summary of my trading this month
[+13] u/Lewd_Desperado: Gentlemen , i bought the dip on nvdia. I am proud to announce im down 16% after it dipped much further
[+12] u/Big-Foundation-5623: https://preview.redd.it/qimo3m9bbcyg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284c37291ce8db9c5f91e57e2cd65da7edacd61b
I’m 3/3 this week on my options. $Ko was $280 to $1,350 $Visa got me to 12k then $Qualcomm got me to $29k all from $280
[+12] u/jakeisarake: This market really is 1 giant bear trap
[+11] u/wildcat1055: Only gamble the money you are willing to lose. Or your kids college fund, either way is ok.
[+10] u/crazyfool319: Dumbasses new to the market still expects $NVDA to give them 10x returns even though it's a 5 Trillion market cap lmao
[+10] u/monkeyplay3k: bears never gonna learn.... V incoming. prepare your angus
[+10] u/Warm-Profit-775: If Microsoft goes below 400 again I’ll smash a few windows
[+9] u/PossibleLack835: welp bought 0dte puts. going to sleep now
[+9] u/ismebbb: WTF just happened to NVDA. Jensen you piece of shit put on your leather jacket and go out there and make an announcement
[+9] u/DisgrunltedDan: Took Msft off the watchlist . Give two fucks what it does ever again .
[+9] u/potato111a: Any1 know how to get a job at JPM?
[+9] u/MoleMan199: Why is there a homeless guy outside my bagel shop asking me for money when I just lost money on puts 15 days in a row… read the room, buddy
[+9] u/TrickyDickCheney: Honestly today is the most ridiculous day of this entire ridiculous month. All the mag 7 but Google are blood red and it won’t go negative.
[+9] u/Secure_Dog3810: casual 4 dollar pump on QQQ in 15 minutes
[+8] u/Leather_Floor8725: 3.5% inflation is bullish as long as we expect it
[+8] u/theprodigy107: I always wanted to be a long term shareholder of Microsoft. Today that dream has come true.
[+8] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Nvidia back to where it loves to be 170-190
[+8] u/vCharged: Up $1200 to -600 on puts in 3 mins
[+8] u/ActiveRelevant: I have lost everything
[+8] u/YTLupo: WHEN BILL ACKMAN TOUCHES SOMETHING RUN!
HE BOUGHT META LAST MONTH YOU ALL SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER
[+8] u/hioman01: NVDA is gonna drop more than MSFT LMAO
[+8] u/dabblesest: Honestly I have no idea what it would take to make SPY drop at this point.
Good luck bers rofl
[+8] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: Well my puts are worthless this was fun
[+8] u/qui_tam_gogh: “Treasury sell-off isn’t all that alarming - yet” is a hell of a headline
[+8] u/KahlVados: US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON: US NOT IN WAR WITH IRAN. NO NEED FOR CONGRESS TO WEIGH IN ON IRAN MILITARY ACTION - NBC
It's not a fight, just boys being boys!
[+7] u/ItsJonesyy: Meta threads being started in r/valueinvesting. It is so over for me, fuck
[+7] u/BunchaPepperFcks: feeling cute, might panic sell later idk
[+7] u/IntellectualRetarded: Fake dump.
Hold the line.
Calls free money here.
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: How is SPY not down at least 2%??
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Starting to look like we might be entering the next phase of our totally normal just fine market
[+7] u/Jaysler: The V is about to be legendary
[+7] u/Greatlakes_fish: Ill see you guys when the market become normal down 43k . It's been fun.
[+7] u/Scribble_Box: Being a perma bull, or perma ber is retarded.
It's 2026, I'm feeling rather non-bernary. Go with the flow.
[+7] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Why is meta investing in ai capex so heavily. No one uses their Llama camel retard model. And they already knew how to target ads a decade ago
[+7] u/cloud_cafe: There's nothing wrong with paying more for gas
In fact oil should be $400 a barrel
[+7] u/edave22: GOOG earnings propping up the global economy rn
[+7] u/Certain-Activity733: My pool guy is a little slow. He shows up and talks to me about his wife and cars. He showed me Ai pictures of him in a mansion with a Benz.
*Thats the only use for AI*
[+7] u/PPCPartyEnjoyer: Every stock I'm long is down, every stock I sold is up.
straight raw booty fucking.
[+7] u/jerm2z: I had calls on MSFT and NVDA so I got absolutely gaped
[+7] u/TheMightySet69: Mike Johnson: "We're not at war with Iran."
Sure, Mike, and I don't have a micropeen 🤣🤡
[+7] u/Dry_Bar_4965: HOW DOES THE PRICE ALWAYS GO AGAINST ME
[+7] u/meforprezz: nobody can rationalize this market. you just cant
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: I know Donny is working up a "Talks going well" tweet.
[+6] u/DealNormal8505: broooo just 1 trillion more dollars bro we are goiing to have agi brooooooo just another trillion dolllars for gpus broooooooooooooo
[+6] u/holdegrb: This market makes no sense sometimes
[+6] u/ajs723: Now Nvidia crashes after every major earnings report not just their own. Very cool.
225 by the end of May.
[+6] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Legitimately how is spy barely down with this Nvda, Msft and meta dip
[+6] u/GooglySoft: This market is fken retarded
[+6] u/DealNormal8505: why do u losers not understand that ai agents are a fake product relative to whats being spent on the. the only thing they do currently which is code, oh and yeah someone eventaully with a 100k setup will simpoly undercut anthropic with qwen coder 480b and openclaw. so even that will become not profitable.LOSERSSSSS
[+6] u/Krigrim: MSFT going back to 350 it's fucking over
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: MSFT and NVDA down 9% collectively
SPY= Green
[+6] u/NotMe357: "Iran: US ships will follow the same fate of US regional bases."
[+6] u/TemporaryMushroom850: There is no volatility in Ba sing se
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: Every big tech company: down cuz spending all their money on Nvidia
Nvidia: also down
[+6] u/tribalDruid78: MM logic: META, MSFT too much CAPEX
THEREFORE:
NVIDIA DUMP!?!?
[+6] u/Czyzzle: I keep buying the MSFT dip but apparently my buy pressure is having no effect on the share price.
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Volume has been drying up for days. Roll over likely imo.
[+6] u/ElectronicShoulder26: Man I suck at investing, I just went all in on NVDA at premarket
[+6] u/Win_Rare: i was up $2600 monday i knew i fucking should have sold nvda does this after every single news event
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Msft has resumed being a bitch
[+6] u/brute-forced: Anybody else find it it fucking hilarious that these analyst try to explain gas prices going up as a non event because of the percentage of the wage? I know a guy who runs a lawn business with 40 trucks and he totally deserves it.
[+6] u/hioman01: Need a bull trap to exit this shit
[+6] u/DisaffectedLShaw: So we're going back to US and Israel bombing Iran again.
Really the military tactics version of the average trader on this Subreddit.
"Err this didn't work out, let me do it again and it will defo work this time and I'll be winning in six weeks"
[+6] u/Jaysler: We’re gonna V back to green. Trust
[+6] u/l-espion: https://preview.redd.it/ecuaapzybcyg1.png?width=1056&format=png&auto=webp&s=acbe78e22f40875e4ebcda17037e1e23fb786a83
[+6] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: Up 45% for GOOGL, down 33% with MSFT. Trading is "fun".
[+6] u/zestykite: Back to open. Who cares about war?
[+6] u/POWRAXE: Not for nothing, but what kind of straight man builds a ballroom?
[+6] u/Cybermeld: That's an age old question that goes back decades.
[+5] u/Positive-Rise5145: when was the last time that big tech earnings were net positive 😭
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Lol people losing money with MSFT never gets old
[+5] u/aftherith: A lot of the big earnings are out of the way and the reality of a summer with expensive gasoline will start to hit. Need a 100th Iran deal ASAP
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: People are buying poet because they think they see value after the massive drop, they’re going to be very sad in pants
[+5] u/Secure_Dog3810: God forbid SPY stay red for more than 5 minutes
[+5] u/e30jawn: Nvda -5% spy flat lol
[+5] u/Bazzer82: MSFT & NVDA ain't gonna end down this much. Just stupid algo's. What a piece of shit time to be alive and participate in anything. It's all just ruined and shit, and I mean everything, not just the stock market. Everything is played out.
[+5] u/ericthedisrespectful: this is straight up ny fed ppt market manipulation ala 2008
[+5] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Market red? Weren’t the 4 blow out earnings supposed to pump it 3% today lmao
[+5] u/PapitoMusk: I knew it!
When I buy dips it dips further. When I sit it out it pumps :)
El classico.
[+5] u/HugeUnderstanding680: just let my poots eat for once come on bro
[+5] u/Comfortable733: It’s always a good feeling when you were up 4 figures in premarket and then down 4 figures not long after 🤌
[+5] u/Nudge55: Why is NVDA crashing?
[+5] u/doctorqaz: So big tech increased capex which mean bearish for NVDA? Lmao
[+5] u/silverfutes: She's an 9, but she won't stop asking to see my P/L
[+5] u/soscribbly: Did I miss something in Microsoft earnings? Tf is this bullshit
[+5] u/tomato232: RDDT: $250 after earnings, $500 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Internal-Cut-5890: 🥭bragging about nanna’s stock was the top
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: 🥭 getting briefed on military options for Iran today.
Congress keeps shooting down the war powers resolution act
Multiple countries begging 🥭 not to escalate. Even the king of England came to the US to remind congress about our history and the beauty of checks and balances
Iran just ignoring the US now and not looking to negotiate until the blockade backs off
UAE torpedoing OPEC to boost production
NOT LOOKING GOOD TOM
[+5] u/hioman01: SPY is rigged as fuck
[+5] u/clockwork5ive: The stock market is accessible to everyone and keeps going up! Now everyone can have a piece of the prosperity.
Quick, let’s run gambling ads on TV 24/7
[+5] u/restartilife: Microsoft mother fucking looser.
[+5] u/AquamDeus: there's gonna be a big reversal.
[+5] u/e30jawn: Bro just one more 200b loan bro were so close to AGI bro just one more chat bot bro
[+5] u/HugeUnderstanding680: You gotta be fucking kidding me
[+5] u/SerialStrategist: MSFT you's a little bitch
[+5] u/steven13650: Bulls eating ice chips, bears eating tuna
[+5] u/RegularStudy9524: Sell the fake numbers
[+5] u/Intelligent-Claim193: USO buddy you know your supposed to be at 180 rn
[+5] u/RealPrinceZuko: If you buy on red days, you will never be made fun of by buying the absolute top
[+5] u/GladDiscount6749: Iran rolling out new weapons, Hajdini cannons
[+5] u/hudson701: GOOGL saved my port today, sold at 375 on MO, wiped out losses from yesterday. Back in with a short on CAR, 160 Puts 5/8
[+5] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: What is this zigzag dumping lmao
[+5] u/SlfImpr: **Hershey CEO says mint & gum sales are surging due to “Ozempic breath”**
[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-30/ozempic-breath-boosts-sales-of-hershey-ice-breakers-gum-mints](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-30/ozempic-breath-boosts-sales-of-hershey-ice-breakers-gum-mints)
Hershey Co. Chief Executive Officer Kirk Tanner said GLP-1 drugs are helping to boost sales of mints and gum, including the company’s Ice Breakers. Retail sales of the line, now its third largest confection brand, grew 8% last quarter.
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Some of you own butt plugs I just know it
[+5] u/Few_Egg3567: Msft if you don't go to 440 by end of May I am selling my 10 shares and never talking to you again
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Was last week the top?
[+5] u/wildcat1055: The first 20 red candles are fake.
[+5] u/svpa3991: Msft back to 365 and I’ll ask the bank for a loan to all in
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: AMZN turn to fuck me today.
[+5] u/CaterpillarOk1542: NVDA marching back to 213
[+5] u/PeachScary413: It's already released, insiders are busy pumping it.
[+5] u/Dry-Syrup-882: I can’t believe I got spooked and sold my calls 10m after close. I’m literally retarded. Never be scare never be ber
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Alright this is normally where I sell my calls at a loss and then buy fomo puts and then I lose all my money even though my calls are for the middle of the month
[+11] u/Soldacki: MSFT I will never recover from this
[+11] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Fuck you degenerates for turning spy into a meme stock
[+10] u/Isometric_exercises: This daily discussion is like shouting at race horses
[+9] u/FunInteraction9796: ai bubble pop day will be the most entertaining day in wsb history
[+9] u/JoeEldenRing: My ability to buy at the wrong time is seriously astounding and someone should probably be studying this
[+9] u/DingleJingle_: Meta just got the kiss of death from Cramer.
[+9] u/lupinle1: Come on MSFT. It's ok to go back up.
[+8] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Buy up all the MU you can.
[+8] u/0____0_0: Easy come easy go, made 20k by accident last week stumbling on Avis after I said I was out of this game.
Lost it all again in the last 24 hours doubling down on my bet at 160.
Guess this is why I said I don't do this anymore...
[+8] u/beerstearns: Who is the stupidest person you know? I’ll go first: me.
[+8] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Burry going into MSFT should have been my signal to sell oh well lol
[+8] u/NativePlant870: Believe it or not, puts
[+8] u/Odd_Library_3953: Why does it literally always do the opposite of what I pick.
[+8] u/caliwillbemine: -Inflation worse than it’s been since 2022.
-Also GDP growing slower than normal, but still growing.
-Also consumers starting to cut back.
-But all tech companies are gobbling up all the resources and making a shitload if money they won’t pay in taxes to the government so stonk go up.
[+8] u/interstellara_: i spend hours here, not money
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: and i would like to fuck sabrina carpenter see who gets lucky first
[+7] u/PompeiiSketches: Oil goes up?
STOCKS. GO. UP.
[+7] u/iBoughtYourCar: Dude on CNBC is lookin left and right LMAO
[+7] u/NativePlant870: gpt wrote my entire semester project and gathered 20 peer reviewed sources. We are so cooked
[+7] u/derprondo: I think the reason why the world is so regarded, is that because if you're regarded, then you're too regarded to stop being regarded. Take the current state of American government and politics for example, it's regards all the way down. The ones not regarded want regards in power because regards are easy to manipulate.
tl;dr - buy calls on every dip
[+7] u/Jesus-Musk: Dollar for dollar, I've never been up in one session more in my life
[+7] u/NativePlant870: This is a house of cards
[+7] u/Boheed: hi sweetie, are you winning your stocks portfolio?
[+7] u/Pete26l96: 4 hours until RDDT bols get their asses handed to them
[+7] u/chromeskittlez: yup doubling down on calls this thing won’t go down
[+7] u/nv42o: market can‘t stay this retarded surely
[+7] u/waldenducks: Everyone who cares is too busy submitting their resume.
[+6] u/PoobliusFlavius: spy was 547 one year ago
[+6] u/spudbro00: AMD 5% swings in 30 minutes. Penny stock movement. Stock market is literally a casino
[+6] u/JugoShvili: This market is so fraudulent I should be financially compensated by the 🥭 admin for having to buy for retirement at these high ass fake ass prices
[+6] u/RagingBearBull: im starting to think that children that are born with a mental disability are actually smarter that children born wothout one.
puts on the future, calls on stocks
[+6] u/DanielBandview: MAG 7 is no more it is now THE GRUESOME TWOSOME
[+6] u/CharmingSoil: I'm impressed that SPY will let nothing whatsoever deter it from number go up.
[+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: I just want to know who bought NVDA at 219
[+6] u/Street-Badger: VIX below 18. What war what historic oil shock lol
[+6] u/PROMlSED: Getting some credit spreads on SNDK. Definitely going to move 30% now
[+6] u/Special-Shirt-9728: SNDK WDC gang members. Bless up!!!! 🙌
[+6] u/zslszh: Is Meta down because I’m using Instagram less and less?
[+6] u/CasherburyTales: My boomer stocks are on fire
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Yeah, I have some peas.
[+6] u/captainstrange94: I may be biased as I own RDDT but I find it hilarious that so many folks here are so bearish despite spending hours on this platform every day
[+6] u/mrjim87x: All they want is bob and vagene
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: !banbet SNDK 2000 8h
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Totally healthy and normal economy
[+5] u/Nateleb1234: This is what comes up on a Google search of meta price target
As of late April 2026, the average 12-month price target for Meta Platforms (META) is approximately $852 - $855, representing a potential upside of over 25% from recent price levels around $669. Despite strong Q1 2026 revenue growth, high capital expenditure projections for AI have led to some volatility.
Total bull shit. I've owned meta since early January and now it's even lower then my purchase price yet again.
Yeah I get it an extra 10 billion in cap ex is bad but is it so bad that the stock wants to crash to 0? Wtf. Does it mean nothing that they are growing?
[+5] u/wattap: Fruit man has an algo buying this up every dip and I’m not joking
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: How long are we thinking they do this large cap/mid-cap rotation back and forth.... Another 6 months or eternity?
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: I don’t ask for much, just spy 715.57
[+5] u/Adventurous-Iron251: got 3 $CAR 225 1DTE call for 0.5$, should I keep it for the lulz?
[+5] u/Dewton: Can we get another Iranian negotiator resignation today like last Thursday and finally see more than .6% down thanks
[+5] u/codespyder: Please NVDA get to 214+ so I can buy a new sectional
[+5] u/esdeux: PHAT gonna pop off. Beat this morning. Talks of acquisition ~40 a share.
[+5] u/Equivalent-Train-906: that was weird, market almost went down there for a second
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: Forgive me fahtha, fore I have sinned. I have once again bought the accursed SPY puts. Please show me mercy almighty god, I don't ask for much, just a small dip to $712
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: For all of my hard work, Reddit has paid me $2
Some of us are just built different 💅
[+5] u/Sea_Ad_5153: Bruh today got me so stressed. Bought calls then it dipped and I held. All that for 3% gain
[+5] u/basilisk256: No one cares about the JPM sex scandal here?
[+5] u/Warm_Implement3088: The expectations for SNDK are way too fucking high
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i bought the AMZN dip because i am highly regarded
[+5] u/Stmast: Ive had hood, sofi and msft and rddt, this is your sign to sell rddt and buy back after ER, everything I touch goes to shit
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: BREAKING: "Insiders announced they are pumping INTC to 350 by the end of the year, investors are advised to join"
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Doesn’t AAPL spend like nothing on capex
[+5] u/Objective_Back_2581: Study these words:
Ber anoos gap
[+5] u/ButterRollercoaster: I post bullshit in the daily, market pumps. I am a god.
[+5] u/Rawkstonks: This is All time regarded market
Absolutely completely fraudulent
[+5] u/SteveStacks: NVDA is allergic to $200
[+5] u/michaelis999: sea of red but spy is up? what?
[+5] u/Personal-Boss-7111: This is a clear bull trap. I know we've had Vs everyday but there is nothing for market to look forward right now without taking profits at this stage
[+5] u/Hungry-Rain-6740: never touching META again for sure
[+5] u/Noxitati0n: It's like watching a loved one die
[+5] u/sl3azebag: “its time to jump ship” “buls too cocky” ill literally take a nap right now and you fucks will have completely switched up once momentum goes back in favor. I really hate so many of you. Trading just makes people think they know what they’re talking about.
[+5] u/chilBates: Nvidia will be green by eod
[+5] u/Zfreezy: GOOG - "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM?!"
[+5] u/ShitpostSulthan: fuk you market makers and hedge funds.
[+5] u/CaaCCeo: Another day another market prop up
[+5] u/Pete26l96: Imagine holding AMZN calls, not selling them at $272, and seeing the stock down to $258 fifteen minutes later 😂
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: Well went from 1k to 4.7k might chill now till next week
[+5] u/HywayKind: damp it, it's raining
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: V is extra reliable today
[+5] u/Initial-Patient-2096: Who got cucked by zuck
[+5] u/machinepeen: META going back to $99
[+5] u/Odd_Hair3829: A stock I kept staring at is mooning
Pain…. Paaaaaainnn
[+5] u/GoldenAries4: So interesting how SPY is kept almost perfectly flat by shuffling money between tech stocks and staples like Walmart and Costco.
They dump tech and pump staples, then dump staples and pump tech.
They can rug pull the Mag 7 chasers while also keeping SPY puts from printing.
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: They had priced in 12 figures
[+11] u/Notable_Naps: Is it just me or does this thread have about as much volume as the market today
[+10] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: Mango please shit your pants or do something retarded today man
[+9] u/Speech_Path: I was exit liquidity for NVDA today.
[+9] u/DontCareBear-: I don’t even day trade but you fucks got me watching 1M candles like it actually means something
[+9] u/ToughRhubarb8300: Rumor is TSLA sold three cybertrucks today. New price target : 2000$ a share and >1500 p/e.
[+9] u/hv876: Anything that touches OpenAi is getting killed.
[+8] u/ActivatingEMP: Do we even have a reason to go up anymore or has the whole market just been trained to yolo everything the instant they see any spec of red on the chart
[+8] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: Making money on calls is so funny. I believe deep in my bones it’s gonna go down so I buy calls and then it just goes up
[+8] u/StockB0Y: Apple is cooked after Trump's T1 phone hits the karkets
[+8] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Just buy calls every day until it doesnt work
[+8] u/dtlabsa: Not at all upset that my GOOG leaps that I panic sold have quadrupled in value. No, not upset at all. Really, what can $100k buy these days anyway? Its like water under a bridge to me. Not thinking about it at all. Who cares? Am I right?
[+8] u/Antique-Flight-5358: Its literally just FUCKING GUESSING
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I can't believe Meta and Microsoft both went bankrupt on the same day LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Miker1730: microslop now going back to 360 lol enjoy
[+7] u/Speech_Path: NVDA financially ruined me today.
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: there are a bunch of stocks going up today, try making money on them instead of losing on the shitty ones going down, like NVDA
[+7] u/Exciting_Day4155: Buy long dated options panic sell 1 minute later... rinse and repeat. 🤡
[+7] u/Burtonwurton: MSFT off a cliff again. Sad fucking excuse of a stock.
[+7] u/stonksf: Gotta be retarded to sell in this market
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: he who shorts sandisk today has balls of steel. and 0 intelligence.
[+7] u/patmccock86: These motherfuckers can't even go 30 mins without rugpulling one direction
[+7] u/Impressive_Fly_4339: Hey wait what the fuck is that
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: $1,279,300 of $AMD $190 puts were just purchased at $11.63 per contract. Expiring Mar 19, 2027.
[+6] u/SZJX: Everything is very red but QQQ is green???
[+6] u/No_Arm_6582: I love qqq, NVDA down 4%, MSFT down 5- it’s always green! Like a cheat code
[+6] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Suckin on chilli dawg
[+6] u/i_try_all_day: I shorted sandisk wish me luck
[+6] u/Sick0h: How do I get a job at JP Morgan? I’m intrigued by their work culture.
[+6] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: AAPL earnings leaked. Big SELL incoming
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: It's ironic that microSoft fucked you hard
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: So GOOG is worth this price because they hold investment in anthropic? That's it? Lol wow
[+6] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: If you don't know what these words mean, you better start getting real comfortable with hearing them...
1. Stagflation
2. Demand Destruction
[+6] u/Key_Abroad7633: We’ve truly never seen a market like this before
[+6] u/Upper-Difficulty660: fuck got to stop stoking fatties I've been commenting on yesterdays page all morning
[+6] u/BlitzComet95: SNDK poised for 32% is what they’re saying
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: We’re so pinned this is boring and my calls are down bad
[+6] u/hv876: It is Austism Awareness something at work today. My boss keeps looking at me as he says “we have to support the special amongst us”
[+6] u/LouieM13: MSFT CONTINUES TO DISAPPOINT
[+6] u/No_Arm_6582: Most of you are mad it’s not “pumping” I’m fkin thrilled there wasn’t a biblical sell off
[+6] u/FTWLibra: Costco was amazing. This blueberry sourdough bread is awesome and they straight up gave me a whole can of some energy drink as a sample not a little shot a whole can unopened but they’re like here. You can just take it giving out samples of cans. Unbelievable thank God bless you Costco.
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: The openai bankruptcy will be the stuff of legend
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: What the fuck is a msft below 400 jesus christ
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: what if we break ATH. on a day like this. lmao
[+5] u/fattywannapatty: Anyone lose a sht ton on LCID ?
[+5] u/No_Current3675: who the fuck actually wants to be in the office???
[+5] u/ramy_mousa: Haven’t we established that red candles are unamerican and illegal?
[+5] u/RockinOutCockOut: Omg why are we dumping
What news hit at exactly 930
Or are we just fucking the poor again?
[+5] u/Pereise1: Spy 710p and 715c not printing. All these earnings and crises and spy is pretty much flat since April 17th.
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Nice MSFT price action on a double beat!!!! Makes sense!!!!
[+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: WORTHLESS 0TDE PUTS FOR AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE.
[+5] u/Substantial_Bid679: What happened to Hadjini?
[+5] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: after long time , pre trading volume seems high today
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: This is a funny game, if I press some buttons in correct order, I can make any chart go in the opposite direction of whichever I chose.
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: REPORTS COMING IN MICROSOFT HEADQUARTERS HAVE OIL
MANGO BLOCKADE ENACTED
[+5] u/noahmfs: Spy is literally being holding up just because of Google
[+5] u/CHENWizard: How tf are Apple and Tesla pumping this shit
[+5] u/patmccock86: They're just rocking the boat, what a garbage index
[+5] u/TheNplus1: Looking at the 4% that bet on Jesus Christ returning before 2027, the market might well be at peak regard. Don’t see how it can get any worse. Oh yeah and the dudes getting rich because they accidentally bought calls instead of puts (or vice versa depending on the day).
[+5] u/99Fan: The great crash of 10am-11am
[+5] u/-Ophidian-: *reaches over and starts eating bol's lunch while making eye contact*
[+5] u/ConclusionEven6917: Stairs down, elevator up. Nothing matters until insiders decide it does. Oil above $120, bond yields spiking, rising conflict in Iran war, problems in private credit, BOJ forex intervention, but markets are so concentrated that the broad economy does not matter as long as the few tech and semi stocks can find a way to continue pumping which all they need is the AI slob from projected Capex spend.
[+5] u/kyndrid_: IV crush is gonna fuk so many options holders for sndk
[+5] u/the-revenge-trader: The only war that 🥭 was able to win was the war against gay bears
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Bers actually have no clue (to be fair I don’t either)
[+5] u/Sick0h: This is why you buy the top. There’s always more top.
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: nvda down almost 5% and semis etf is near the high, insane
[+5] u/David_Norris_M: Of course spy is green when I have no calls. Cant wait for it to go red when I play aapl earnings then
[+5] u/LeBhikariLe: MSFT back to 350 by next week? Repeat of last earnings?
[+5] u/xReMaKe: WTF is wrong with msft? Can someone less regarded make it make sense? They beat, guidance was good. I’m not asking for us to be up like google. I could have seen a -1% to +1% move.
BUT ITS DOWN 6%?!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!! This shit moving like a meme stock. This is a 3 trillion dollar fucking company for fucks sake. Act like it. FUCK!!
[+5] u/ksyoung17: This market used to be tradeable. Now it's nothing but insider trading and gambling.
[+5] u/Worldly-Pair3164: Is spending 13k on an engagement ring too much?
[+16] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I got into MSFT when it was 505.
five oh five.
five hundred and five dola.
For fucking fuck sakes fuck schmuk.
[+14] u/Mr-Bonnet: MARKET PLEASE STOP
THAT BER HAS A FAMILY!
[+12] u/Ecodriverz: Gas it at $4.99/gal and spy keeps making ATH lmaooooo
[+12] u/ChickenYip: tim apple left bc earnings is gona be so asssssssss
[+9] u/aniote: World will heal when 100% of boomers are no more
[+9] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I've been through several market crashes.
What worries me is not so much the war, oil shortages, or risk of recession. It's the euphoria, record rallies and highs. And how quickly bullishness over nothing but speculation, ignores the underlying reality.
Crashes don't happen when there's gloom and weak stock performance. They happen when things fly too close to the sun.
Maybe things can cool off just in time, and not go high enough, and we can avoid a crash. But if it continues to march on at record pace, sooner or later we'll find out how close the sun is.
[+9] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: You know what's stupid but works? Just asking ChatGPT what moves to make. Sound moronic? It is. But it works because that's what everyone else is doing.
[+8] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Down 100k despite half a mill in googl. Thanks META
[+8] u/TurbodToilet: It literally only goes up
[+8] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: SPY Puts and MSFT Calls ... that's how I'm going broke. 🤦♂️
[+8] u/spurkulator: man I suck at trading. Im really good at losing money tho
[+8] u/D1finalboss: Why is shit pumping? I have puts
[+8] u/Mr-Bonnet: INSIDER ACTIVITY
SPOTTED INSIDE MY PANTS
[+8] u/gentlesandwich: I told my wife that I only buy stocks... but I keep a secret stash of $2,000 because daddy's gotta gamble options at least a little bit.
[+7] u/Rugpull_Generator: BITCH ASS BEARS STILL BUYING PUTS LMAO
"Apple doom soon, last hope"
[+7] u/Mother_Big9112: back to 711 hell by eod
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: If we get a well-written tweet right now, it could send us to 720
[+7] u/HaitchP-Minecraft: All you had to do was buy the damn dip
[+7] u/drbigtoe: all of my GOOG gains have been erased by my MSFT leaps
[+7] u/Damerman: Bro wtf happened to nvda
[+7] u/OkEnd9276: Google adding 425billion market cap in a day, Is this a record?
[+7] u/tnguyen5057: Good news = stocks go up
Bad news = stocks go up
No news = stocks go up
Oil prices rising = stocks go up
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: I finally figured it out
Im gay
[+7] u/iamthetimby: Im gonna lobotomize myself and see if I can make more money
[+7] u/donkeybray: Imagine those who could've chosen GOOG +9.5% but chose MSFT -5.3% instead. Calculate the opportunity cost.
[+7] u/CPA-hole: Top 1% of all vaginas
[+7] u/1M-to-Zero: Why most of the times my trades are wrong.
[+7] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: As a highly regarded bear I was hoping the downturn the other day wld last but now it feels like we are already back to the same fraud manipulative BS just pumping everyday for no reason even if the entire world got blown up by aliens. I am veddy smart
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: okay im in calls now, top is in
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: Dildo-shaped economy.
[+6] u/dmk_world: 720 tomorrow, can you believe it?
[+6] u/kim82352: so goog going to $400 and msft to $380. cool.
[+6] u/MansBarelyHot: Buying Google here is like diminishing returns
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: >An American scientist convicted of lying to U.S. authorities about payments from China while he was at Harvard University has rebuilt his research lab in Shenzhen to pursue technology the Chinese government has identified as a national priority: embedding electronics into the human brain.
I wish i could short this cuz the govt obviously have to assassinate this guy right
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: Flat on the day, made 2k on calls, then lost 2k on puts
[+6] u/saw-it: Not only did GOOGL hold onto gains, it gained more gains
[+6] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: I know spy only goes up. I tell myself to only buy calls and somehow every fucking day I end up with puts that are worthless.
[+6] u/Dbx84: Google has no regard for human life….🤯🚀
[+6] u/Rugpull_Generator: Ber:
"What happened"
"Not again"
"Low volume fake pump"
"Hormuz"
All while CONTINUOUSLY punching air
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Everything is fake
SPY 720 eod
[+6] u/likeabosstroll: A new neuron appeared in my brain and it said
“AI stocks go down at midterms because Democrats will make part of their platform on regulating AI”
[+6] u/_3470: FUCK why did i bother buying anything other than goog
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: Market: new ATH everyday
My stock picks: I'm fighting for my f'ing life!
[+6] u/LittleShiro11: "Beyond Meat soars amid retail trader happiness that it's scheduled an earnings release"
The bar is in fucking hell huh
[+6] u/imakesalotofmistakes: Euro markets closed tomorrow for labour day. Watch 🌮 come out and say war over, strait open to fuck europoors. 😂
[+6] u/bb483: stock market has never reflected what average american feels, why should it now
[+6] u/bicks789: Full port into Microsoft
[+5] u/Loan-Pickle: No 🌮 this week and 🥭 is getting a briefing about military options in Iran today. I’ve got a bad feeling about this. Things might get interesting this weekend.
[+5] u/tikimandude: Congratulations, you are now recipient of the "Fell for it Again" award
[+5] u/bicks789: When does 🥭speak and destroy everyone
[+5] u/FriendlyGold1717: MSFT is below 400 again what the fking fk
[+5] u/Extreme_Marketing865: Whos joining me on RKLB to Pluto.
[+5] u/ContributionMore5502: Full port 0dte spy calls.
[+5] u/givinstar1: did it just drop 70 cents in 2 seconds
[+5] u/mmjI: How low do you think they short oil this time? Free money dips
[+5] u/epyonxero: >WASHINGTON (AP) - 🥭 floats new plan aimed at creating maritime alliance to reopen Strait of Hormuz as Iran war shows no end in sight.
Is this why oil dropped?
[+5] u/DJisDopeAF: Put the word out. We back up
[+5] u/CardiologistEqual336: Congratulations to all dip buyers
[+5] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Every time I want to buy leaps that make perfect sense the spread is some bullshit like .05-4.50 like wtf just let me play the game
[+5] u/grubernack276: Cashed out of meta puts and Google calls. Will just sit out today. Praise be allah
[+5] u/MichaelsDinosaurs: Rest in piece my market it got hit with a bazooka
[+16] u/Technical-Emu-32: I'm convinced that we're in a completely fraudulent system
[+15] u/Iunatic: #"Low volume" has to be an S tier bear cope LMAO
[+14] u/InfectedClit: JPM: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THESE CANNONS
[+14] u/bobby_stackz: I'm a bol and even this shit is fucking retarded
[+13] u/nasdaqslut: This might be one of the most insane day of gains I’ve ever had
[+13] u/No-Put2311: No pressure SNDK and WDC but my life savings are in your hands tonight
[+13] u/PhysInstrumentalist: I'm sorry, but this is beyond fucking stupid
[+12] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Ngl this might be the top guys the euphoria is too damn high.
[+12] u/rioferdy838: this market is something else
[+12] u/manlymatt83: I’ve retired as a permabear.
After losing $20k in 0DTE puts in the last 6 months (never bought one call and surprisingly was OUT of the market during the March drop) I finally bought calls today for the first time and now I’m only down 18k.
The market just keeps going up. Always. Believe it or not calls. And if it drops, it’ll go up again.
Happy to join team permabull. Hope you’ll all have me?
[+12] u/Venice_LA: World War 11 and we still pumping.
[+11] u/Jemmani22: When spy reaches 1000. The simulation ends.
Hope you got everything done you wanted that could be this week
[+11] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Apple announces a new chip and boom +10%
[+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Is this greed the bible was talking about
[+11] u/mwesty25: Iran watching US markets hit ATH
👁️👄👁️
[+11] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY has gone up 100 points in 1 month LMAOOOO
[+10] u/lucididdy777: is there actual news or market just being its retarded self?
[+10] u/Vito_GYATafore: Showed my coworker that my puts made $35k this morning and he's had dead eyes all day. Should not have revealed my power level
[+10] u/old-cow666: I USED TO BE A GAY BER 🐻 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈. I WENT TO CONVERSION CAMP AND BECAME A BOL🐂
[+9] u/cosmicoconuts: Man what the actual fuck is happening
[+9] u/xeratice1: so genuinely what happens when liquidity dries up? they print more money = dollar value goes down but stocks keep going up?
[+9] u/MakeResonableChoices: The coolest thing about cashing calls too early is that I could have made thousands of dollars by taking a nap or literally doing nothing instead 🙃
[+9] u/Andthesuch: I never seem to buy SPY calls on the right days. Fuck
[+9] u/kex06: Too much euphoria right now with still too much uncertainty. Oil too high. Going cash here and looking for at least 3 weeks of downturn in spy before buying in. Not buying puts though im not that regarded
[+9] u/_rockthemike: How has NVDA been my worst position over past 6 months POS
[+9] u/Longjumping_Rip_690: Mag 7 red, makes perfect sense SPY closing at 720. Totally normal market behavior.
[+9] u/The_real_Covfefe-19: Oil up, bonds up, stocks up, everything goes up! Everyone wins! Right? ...right?
[+9] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Yolo aapl, upvote or downvote
[+9] u/Knarre30: The market cares so less about oil that you could start to believe that cars,planes and ships are also fuled by hopes and dreams
[+8] u/sanmar2225: #we’re using bers to minesweep the straight
[+8] u/tesseramous: Fake AI generated bull market. Thanks nvidia.
[+8] u/Stack_Johnson: Sir, This is getting a little out of hand.. I mean you don’t want people to start suspecting hyperinflation do you? Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Mango bragging about passing a cognitive exam and saying doctors claim it’s rarely done is comedy gold
The exam is the equivalent of showing him a picture of an elephant and asking what animal it is. Very tough!
[+8] u/InfectedClit: SPY IS HIGH ON CRACK AND HAS A GUN
[+8] u/SupportMedium9487: what are we even pricing in at this point
[+8] u/starentbrett: Claude is telling me the setup is “as good as it gets for puts…”
Believe it or not, calls
[+8] u/RegardMode: Bear extinction level event
[+8] u/teh_herper: #Going full retard on aapl #yolo
[+8] u/csr8765: INTC +15% tonight on Apple news
[+8] u/PhysInstrumentalist: If this fades I will probably shit myself
[+8] u/Convillious: I bought 0DTE SPY $720 Calls today, and sold for a minute profit. If I held for another few hours I would’ve made $3000. God fucking dammit.
[+8] u/hiphopanonomos: "MSFT 450 after earnings" - bulls April 29, 2026 (margin called)
[+8] u/Iunatic: #Reddit going to report 136% YOY revenue growth but a 1% DAU slowdown in Sri Lanka and drop 30% AH LMAO
[+8] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Finally, pure Retardium.
[+8] u/chikenbeer: Entire world is passively buying into stocks so yea it's a giant ponzi and boomers ain't cashing out.
[+8] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: Absolute clown market
[+8] u/Crackbot420-69: (Multiple choice question) The market is:
A. Fake
B. Gay
C. Fake and Gay
D. All of the above
[+8] u/psymeariver: What the actual fuck 🤬
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: DON'T LET BEARS TELL YOU 🫵 THAT SPY 750 EOW IS IMPOSSIBLE
[+7] u/mightychicken64: imagine not simply full porting google after the ruling
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: theyre taking extra care to avoid the stocks i own
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: How much money are we printing wtf is this
[+7] u/deadbutdreaming_: Grown men trying to short the United States of America lmfao
[+7] u/Glum-Pen6973: traders will spend countless hours analyzing GEX, options hedging, darkpools but SPY only goes up.
SPY calls ever single day for the last month straight would've made you a billionaire
[+7] u/Round-Huckleberry570: RDDT gonna go up like 40% in the after market, 15% in tomorrow premarket and down 8% by Friday close. Guaranteed
[+7] u/Empty-Paint1779: 🌈bers = “hello shambles, my familiar friend”
[+7] u/rabidstoat: 1. Pump today and tomorrow.
2. Buy puts right before Friday market close.
3. Bomb Iran after markets close Friday.
4. Monday: profit
[+7] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: When I hold my calls expire worthless and when I sell for profit they rocket up 300%. 🤡
[+7] u/Gorgenapper: There's nothing stopping this market
[+7] u/innocuous_gorilla: Honestly impressed that SPY can be up so much while MSFT, META, AMZN, and NVDA are down.
[+7] u/Useful_Donut6789: market on that retard strength
[+7] u/Glum-Pen6973: SPY 720 EOD is 10000% guaranteed
[+7] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: SPY up 30% from last year. I'm sure that's a sustainable growth
[+7] u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING: Pam Bondi is due back in congress next week just in time to call the 50K top again.
[+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: my msft calls are in hell
[+7] u/Nyamogo: Weak ass shit 🤬. Pumped it that much only for oil to still be at 107. It’s eventually going to be at 150 a barrel lmaoo. Payday is tmw, I’ll be back with more leverage fuckers
[+7] u/laurencenor: SPY is a ponzi scheme. I'm out.
[+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: I suppose this is what happens when the whole world becomes a casino
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: Google just casually up 10% today
[+6] u/zangor: The worst month to hold puts of all time. Sigh…
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Being a bear must be torture. If you just hit buy on SPY/QQQ at any point in the past month you'd be up rn
[+6] u/chikenbeer: Being a permabear is a mental disability
[+6] u/Reasonable-Onion3609: I just ACCIDENTALLY shorted Nasdaq and am down $1000 in seconds this is fun
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Im gonna max out all my credit cards, take a loan out on my depreciating vehicle, auction off one of the kids, and buy credit spreads with margin on a 5x leveraged stock to meet my personal risk tolerance
[+6] u/xeratice1: we hit ATH multiple times in a day every 20m LMFAO
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Bers could be made extinct AH tonight
[+6] u/BigGain_Shrek: In case you missed it yesterday, CAR reported -8.01 earnings per share 😂
[+6] u/It-hurts-whenIP: IMAGINE BUYING PUTS in the most parabolic 4 week bull run in years 😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: We gonna get rugged right, these feels too good
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: I made 30% today :) (3 dollars)
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Japan dumping dollars, I guess where all those dollars goes to now. Stonk market
[+6] u/Glum-Pen6973: up, every minute up
SPY only goes up. never down. up
[+6] u/SeaofSounds: Soon the reality of what's coming afterhours will be unavoidable......
[+6] u/Met-fan76: Spy shooting up oil shooting up
W t f. Is going on
[+6] u/Usedillusion7: Bears don't worry about that semi truck going 90 mph there's a wheat penny in the middle and since they are worth 2 cents instead of one it will definitely be worth it.
[+6] u/hoopaholik91: So this is about the point in time where I'm incredulous that the market is at ATHs, buy a put or two at the end of every week when it hits a new ATH, and then never win on a single one of them because its a new ATH next week. Can't wait to start again
[+5] u/sylphvanas: What in the jizzing scam market is this?
[+5] u/New_Professional8342: This pump better not fade
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Bers are forced to eat viraga and crying inside J.P Morgan executive room tonight
[+5] u/Andromeda_0507: RDDT will make or break whether I can buy this house or live in my mom basement forever
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: Raise your hand if NVDA touched your anoos without consent?
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Lately it seems the market is only trading on headlines and not the fundamentals... 😂. Today should have been an email
[+5] u/Own_Cat_9967: Never been more bullish on $JPM
[+5] u/nyshopgirl: gotta sell spy calls cause need to focus on work😭
[+5] u/2QuarterDollar: What is this just algos jerking each other off?
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: “But Oil! IRAN! Ghalibaf! REcEsSioN!! RE RE RE!”
Market doesn’t care bears. 80% of all the spending is done by 10% of the people. The people with money. This appetite for data center and chips is not going to stop for at least 10 years. My god look at Google and Amazon ER. They are growing at 30+ percent. All these tech companies are printing money. The market doesn’t give a shit that you can’t afford to gas up your used Toyota. That’s all that matters.
[+5] u/infected_scab: Euphoric at Goog's price action today. I fear I can never repeat the thrill.
[+5] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Seeing the market at ath and my stocks arent moving. Hello darkness my old friend
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: Fucking CA cap gains taxes. Why do I live here?
Then again I can’t tolerate snow, hurricanes, humidity, cold weather, places without legit Asian / Mexican food, flat terrain or not being next to an ocean.
Any suggestions?
[+5] u/AHarmlessPear: If we keep pumping today then tomorrow we down for sure
[+15] u/Lachrim: SPY JUST WONT STOP WTF IS THIS RETARDED MARKET , NO I DONT HAVE PUTS BUT WHAT IS THIS BS
[+15] u/TheOriginalBushToad: 3 years ago I bought a bunch of INTC and threw it into my daughter's college fund. As a PC builder, I've always known how dependable Intel CPU's are. Now, looks like by daughter won't have to go to community college...
[+15] u/wyudtix: The moment after I sell? Pump
The moment after I buy? Dump
When I decide to hold? You guessed it, Dump again!
[+14] u/Ophienicus: Someone knows something and it ain’t me
[+14] u/Local_Many_9108: I dont say slurs on principle but god this market is retarded.
[+12] u/BarracudaNo4227: Crash will be fucking epic
[+11] u/Current_Pangolin8831: Holy fucking shit its never gonna stop huh
[+11] u/NotWorkingVeryHard: drill team 6 got murdered before they got off the boat
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: AAPL gave me a boner then cut my dick off in a matter of minutes
[+10] u/Tirikemen: I lock in for work for a couple hours and SPY shoots up from 714 to 719. The fuck happened?
[+10] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I’m 99% cash just watching being depressed
[+10] u/be_o3: SNDK is going up another 20% isn't it
[+9] u/Ble_h: Bers were awfully loud this morning.
[+9] u/bigfan49: I have lost all faith in a rational market
[+9] u/McClintockC: #🚨BREAKING🚨
Historic red candles on US flag replaced with green
More at 6
[+9] u/ARogueAnt: we might never have a correction ever again
[+9] u/Meteyu32: Ok ... let's be real here. Bears, bulls, can we all agree that SPY is absolutely going to shit the bed tomorrow?
[+9] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I feel like Americans should get flair in this sub since, you know, it’s the *American* stock market and I don’t want to hear some stupid Europoor’s opinion on anything because all I hear is bald eagles and fireworks
[+9] u/United-Hearing-8286: Apple just trying to sweep the stop losses
[+8] u/Xzlk: Market still seems cheap when you factor in 1% green everyday for the rest of eternity. Why is this not getting priced in?
[+8] u/BecomingSavior: FOMO is a hell of a thing. Up 200% on spy calls when I sold but then you're like 'what if I held for 300%'
[+8] u/optimaltimemism: This bull run is incredible.
[+8] u/billppp: The last 2 bears need to fuck immediately or they're going to be extinct
[+8] u/Icy-Truck3734: This is insane to watch
[+8] u/TruthFantastic1741: If only Ber would realize; yes it is fake and ghey and that's why they have to pump it.
[+8] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Watch MSFT rip back up to 430 by tomorrow because fuck me
[+8] u/straight_for_hormuz: We might actually be living in simulation at this point.
[+8] u/ChainOfThot: A year ago today Google was 160, you still waiting on the AI bubble to pop?
[+8] u/Ornery_Ad98765: Man I can’t even afford option premiums anymore. The fuck
[+8] u/Complex-Video-2202: appl earning leaked, cucked by cook
[+8] u/MartianSpaceCat: Insider knowledge. Expect a TACO soon.
[+8] u/Ok-Thought-9960: God 🥭 looks like a pile of sentient mashed potatoes
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **CLOSE THE CASINO, THATS ENOUGH FOR TODAY!!!**
[+8] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Last minute sndk dump convinced me not to touch it. Too fucky for me
[+8] u/Molten-Helldiver: Apple release early or what lol
[+7] u/Overflow0X: I have been a bear for a long time. I was buying puts on SNDK for so long. Tonight I buy calls. Just to fuck you all.
[+7] u/ki3ran8793: My thesis is destroyed but I am not selling these puts
[+7] u/johnnyboy9990: Wtf why did no one tell me about Sandisk 1 year ago
[+7] u/StonkaTrucks: Puts at 11:10, 12:15 and 2:05. Bye bye account, was fun while it lasted.
[+7] u/yeahalright_356: SOMEBODY CHECK IF BARON IS BUYING CALLS
[+7] u/Bilbo_Butthole: I’m convinced bers are masochists
[+7] u/thefrozen_one: Made $11k last week. Lost $130 today
[+7] u/Brawmethius: Essentially allowing pretty much all the underlying for the largest option markets (S&P500, basket or indivisual, and tracker indexes not overleveraged) to be used as collateral in REPO markers (quietly done by the SEC march 30th, 2026 by exclusion).... might have actually made red days illegal.
Now the liqudiity issues of dealers is resolved. Collateral does not need to be quickly unloaded, FED just gives you cash and you can unload in passive flows who are price blind.
Legally plowing paper value into your accounts and extracting cold hard cash on the movement.
[+7] u/poopieuser909: Apple is likely gonna blow earnings out of the water based on the fact that they felt comfortable sinking their stock with the CEO announcement
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: Should’ve bought AAPL, instead of RDDT - I’m an idiot 🤡
[+7] u/Joij21: I feel like this is a blow off top designed to steal everyone's money via FOMO
[+7] u/Anchises1: Feels like a Friday, not a Thursday. What the hell's going to happen tomorrow?
[+7] u/Practical_Repair5806: Did the war end?! TF is going on?
[+7] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Got puts cause of the saying “sell in may go away”
[+6] u/Substantial-Use-2867: Nothing like selling a stock for a quick 10% profit, only for it to jump another 20% in the following week fml
[+6] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Sandisk $2400 Calls exp Tomorrow
[+6] u/BallsHardest: Hard🅱️ore 🅱️utt 🅱️ex
[+6] u/applerascal: we are going to see spy 800 before we ever see sub 600
[+6] u/Moist_Chain_POL: why tf are we pumping that fvking much??? 😵💫
[+5] u/ThatFreakImHim: A couple more days like this and I might financially recover
[+5] u/bullishdowntrend: NVDA opening +4% tomorrow.
[+7] u/Cryptosharkk: Haha GOOGL that last minute pump
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: The first industry I hope AI completely deletes is the financial analyst roles. They’re so pretentious for being the equivalents of cheerleaders for massive corporations. Absolutely worthless job. Lmao
[+7] u/auroraavm: People are trying to pump themselves out of their Wendy's gig is why
[+7] u/neotank35: soon as it crossed 715 I knew it was gonna run to 720. why dont i beleive in myself and buy odtes.
[+7] u/bzl33: > Google named three customers using TPUs. However, two of the three do not actually use TPUs, a spokesperson confirmed. The spokesperson declined to provide a statement on how the error occurred
lol
[+7] u/Basilthebatlord: Made [over $3k today so far](https://i.imgur.com/GuFzp5D.png) on a random call option, only wish I bought more
[+6] u/bierbottle: Tim Apple please cook 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/PandAlex: Thanks to GOOG, my RH account has finally gone green since the ridiculous hole I put myself in buying puts during COVID.
[+6] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: HIGH OIL = INFLATION = HIGHER STOCK
[+6] u/neaturee: The crash will be epic
[+6] u/WallStreetBetsCALLSS: If RDDT announces that emojis are back in the earnings call, it will immediately worth $1T market cap
:YESPEPE: :YESPEPE: :YESPEPE:
[+6] u/gooneral_MC: training the new guy at work and forgot to gamble today. i'm losing my touch.
[+6] u/Sovetcki: Too late I bought puts
[+6] u/Choice_Potato_6279: Tomorrow is May
and May is ghayy
[+6] u/Effective_Put_5209: "A pump before the weekend can mean only one thing... Invasion!"
[+6] u/WiselyC0nfused: Thank you Amazon & Google 🐂📈
[+5] u/Adamos0210: Glad I took profits but its hard not to fomo back in for more like a regard.
[+5] u/Dependent-Entrance56: Fuck this, Im selling everything
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Apple wants to to higher, I can feel it
[+5] u/lessoninprogress: I keep trying to inverse wsb since everyone’s bullish af and I’ve gotten absolutely dogged day in and day out
[+5] u/Xx360StalinScopedxX: Microsoft bears play time is over
[+5] u/Nubesrojas7: all I can say is holy fuck