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[+7] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Welcome to Friday. May your trades be blessed.
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: is it just me or semis are a huge bubble right now? they just went up like 50% in a month wtf
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Lol this is out of control
[+5] u/joebeau99: Every week this just gets even more retarded
[+52] u/UnivalveX: just remember, every day we are one tweet away from +2% or -0.02%
[+42] u/Empland: #In my lil 6 years of trading, this is probably the wildest and most challenging year thus far.
[+25] u/patricktu1258: I am a bol but even I think this is totally bullshit
[+24] u/yyn1999: 2 Hours before market open we get a report about a potential meeting by "sources" LMAO
[+23] u/Legendary-Lemon: > Kuwait’s military said that two sites near the country’s border with Iraq had been targeted on Friday by drones launched from Iraq.
SPY +2%
[+23] u/Comfortable733: PAKISTAN ANNOUNCES IRAN AND US MAY AGREE TO TALKS ABOUT TALKING AGAIN
[+21] u/PablosCocaineHippo: For those wondering about the pump.. you guessed it:
BREAKING CNN: USA special emissary send to Iran to resume talks, #HawkTuah girl will arrive sunday morning.
[+17] u/hv876: Having right friends > time in market
[+16] u/Comfortable733: # I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS LOST MONEY ON $AMD THIS CENTURY
[+16] u/kuklistyle: honestly years of trading and this is the most retarded market I've ever seen, literally insane how fucking stupid it is
[+16] u/justlosinmoney: Just because shit is rigged and not legitimate doesn’t mean you shouldn’t make some money off it too
[+15] u/jasperCrow: So this is all starting to look like irrational euphoria.
[+14] u/According-Page8618: i was a intel bagholder from 2022 (27$~) to 24 july 2025, where the news came that "intel abondens plans for german chip factory" and i thought thats it theyre surrendering and they have no plans for future and sold at 21$.
had 8k worth of shares and 5k~ worth of leaps
yeah fuck me lol
[+14] u/aa73gc: No bigger gaslighter than this market lol
[+14] u/borkdpasito: This headline fuckery is actively making things worse. Every day the strait is closed the crisis gets worse. If the market crashed a bit 🥭 would TACO
[+14] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Manngo just announced a ceasefire between the US and TACOS's. TACO's are saved. TACO's for everybody. TACO's are very very good.
[+13] u/SmoresPies: it has come to my attention that i have severely fucked up and missed out on a multitude of golden opportunities in the past 5-6 years
[+13] u/dataCollector42069: God damn rip bears puts are so cheap and tempting but then I remember bad news = -.01% and good news is +2%
[+13] u/2020isgreat: HIGH-LEVEL SOURCES SPEAK OF THE POSSIBILITY OF JESUS COMING BACK AND OPENING THE STRAIT
[+13] u/CPA-hole: Did Intel open the straight or something?
[+13] u/Few_Egg3567: Looking at my AMD trade history from 5 years ago is hilarious and depressing
[+13] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: INTC leading source of profits: dilution “financing”
Totally healthy company.
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: AMD LMAO
11% overnight 😭😭😭
[+12] u/aniote: In the land of the retards, the Intel Grandma guy is king
[+12] u/patelchief90: AMD casually up 13% cuz of intel lol yah we are getting frothy af
[+12] u/Dongkey_kong: AMD casually gaining 73 market cap over night because of Intel earnings is next level wild lol
[+12] u/kodaksdad2020: Did AMD cure cancer?
[+12] u/The_Judgement_Nut: Where was the pump when i held calls.
[+12] u/_rockthemike: Intel bag holders circa 2001, your time has come. Offloads those bags, you fucking king among men
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: AMD has done 1-3 years worth of pumping since that bottom almost a month ago LMAO
[+11] u/Legendary-Lemon: > The Israeli military says it struck buildings in the towns of Kherbet Selem and Tulin in southern Lebanon. A social media post claimed that the buildings were being used by the Lebanese group Hezbollah to “plot” against Israel, without offering any proof.
Oil is going down after these news. You can’t make this shit up
[+11] u/deHaga: Fake negotiations are back on the menu.
>"Al Arabiya correspondent: Pakistan may announce today the resumption of negotiations between Iran and America"
[+11] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Wtf is happening
Why is things pumping???
[+11] u/CorvusGearlock: Impossible to even know what the headline is anymore I can’t keep up
[+11] u/Coley44: Market huffing the purest hopium and enjoying earnings as much as it can rn lmfao. The exit plan for when the oil crises meaningfully materialises already being drafted. Volume is so low it's genuinely just retail dicking around with the market LMAO
[+11] u/NotMe357: "Iran's foreign minister expected in Islamabad on Friday night"
The first pump headline of the day lol. Remember the word "Expected".
[+11] u/am22fcw: I've never seen anything like what is going on with semiconductors
[+11] u/darth_scion: Generational FOMO opportunity
[+11] u/jasperCrow: Lmfao these pumps on nothing burger headlines are comical
[+11] u/TheMatinow: so now markets can be manipulated by US, Iran and Pakistan for some fucking reason
[+11] u/Frozen_Shades: INTC luring motherfuckers in for another 40 year bagholding contest
[+11] u/UnivalveX: we will literally never see a red day again that isn't reversed by next day premarket
[+11] u/kawkface: If $MSFT doesn't go up for earnings next week I'm gonna chop of my d
[+10] u/dontslambro: ATHs on may resume talks, whats it gonna be with a deal. Its super heated
[+10] u/gopoohgo: Lol up $40k on AMD.
FINALLYY BAGHOLDING IS PAYING OFF
[+10] u/Knarre30: Were pumping for the 100th time over the same news that "talks might happen". Wtf?
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: The moment I buy a call, Iran will announce they’re not going to pakistan
[+10] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Lol 😂 poly market insider arrested? When mango pardon?
[+10] u/jonneh: Just keep spamming mentions of upcoming peace talks and oil will go back to pre-war levels and we can fill up our Corollas again 😩
[+10] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Brent already going back up, since everyone knows that oil is still a problem, and neither Iran nor the US is gonna stop the blockade during negotiations
[+10] u/__nameless____: 🥭 needs to step up his manipulating game, only +0.51% spy is embarassing man
[+9] u/aniote: Babe what are you doing
I'm talking to my Wendy's colleagues
But you don't work at Wendy's
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: Open the fuckin' casino you crazy bastards! Praise be to Allah.
[+9] u/BadBoyBilbo: ‘Bout to get liquidated at open.
It’s been a slice 🫡
[+9] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Fucking top is now. Short it if you can
[+9] u/spluff94: market manipulation is good when it helps me
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: I truly hate the tweet meta. I don't like my port being held hostage by a retard other than myself
[+9] u/Defvayne: AMD finally hit my entry point.
[+9] u/Street-97: cant stop this market
[+9] u/wendysdumpstr: where's the rtards going 0dte puts on open, show yourself...i want to make sure i'm not alone
[+9] u/CMTTrader: \*PAKISTAN OFFICIALS SAY 2ND ROUND OF US-IRAN TALKS EXPECTED
\*Iranian Foreign Minister Araqchi expected to arrive in Islamabad at 10:00pm local time (1:00pm ET): NY Post
\*High-ranking Pakistani government source expects the occurrence of a serious breakthrough today: Al Hadath
[+9] u/Wowmuchrya: It’s Friday, so the strait is open from 9:30-4pm today and immediately closed for the weekend at 4:01.
Good thing we extended the imaginary ceasefire by negotiating with the lead negotiator that quit yesterday!
[+9] u/Wowmuchrya: The market is pricing in every company as a winner simultaneously which is retarded.
There is no right answer for this.
[+8] u/UnivalveX: what happened? Axios unconfirmed report coming in on time?
[+8] u/Qwerty0844: Everything is fucking blowing up 😭
[+8] u/spreadbetfred: Srs question but why do ber even bother?
[+8] u/E39_CBX: INTC does not deserve this
[+8] u/patricktu1258: Open the fucking straight you crazy bastard is the most bullish catalyst of all time
[+8] u/aniote: The $ money supply has roughly doubled since 2015, if you haven't gotten twice richer in the last 10 years you are statistically broke
#I DONT MAKE THE RULES
[+8] u/RobertPaulsonXX42: Can someone rationally explain why CAT is on the largest climb in its history? Because in normal economic times, Im fairly certain that an old ass historical manufacturer of durable goods that really hasnt changed their market direction in any truly meaningful manner shouldnt nearly triple in market cap within a year...
Oh yeah I forgot they simply said Ai during an earnings call. My bad...carry on.
[+8] u/jazzgrackle: Ceasefire 3 week extension
[+8] u/UnivalveX: another day another +1% pump right
[+8] u/spluff94: just woke up, how are my INTC puts doing lads?
[+8] u/jasperCrow: “We might be meeting to talk” still works! 🤣
[+8] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: I wonder if there’ll be massive profit taking as soon as market opens
[+8] u/cbusoh66: I bought INTC $70 JUN calls back in January, never in my wildest dreams thought it would see $85
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/rK4joCklmK
[+8] u/tommyboy441: I’ll take another 50% dump on CAR today, please
[+8] u/gamersEmpire: Intc up 30%+ in one day and you're telling me it's not a bubble?
[+8] u/very-social-autist: it's crazy how I managed to lose 50k in this market. misplays after misplays. Worse play: bought intel leaps at 20. Then mango trashed the company. sold my calls and moved on. would have 20x.
[+8] u/booose6: SPY is clear as day forming a massive top
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: So the pump is back on? Looks super fragile
[+7] u/kaapooj: press conference gen. caine and def. sec. hegseth 8am et.
https://x.com/DeptofWar/status/2047474262756266439
[+7] u/Knarre30: Just the usual, rigged market
[+7] u/ToughVegetable2483: Time to buy premarket spx puts
[+7] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: "Pakistani sources" say "likelihood" of breakthrough in talks, market pumps trillions. What breakthrough exactly? Nuclear weapons aren't a problem anymore? Oil no longer flammable?
[+7] u/gomper: Prostate cancer is extremely livable and treatable. Most men who make it to 80 have it. There are medications that will completely contain the spread
[+7] u/oldbutterface: Bers just dont understand. People like green. Money up is popular. Money down is not.
Silly bears.
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Demand destruction suppressing oil prices but demand destruction not doing anything to equities lmfao
[+7] u/BadBoyBilbo: *please tweet some asinine bullshit*
*please tweet some asinine bullshit*
*please tweet some asinine bullshit*
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Coworker tried complaining to my manager I’m not helping them enough.
Bitch pls Im good enough at my job i can basically do what I want. 😂
[+7] u/antelope591: Imagine being a crypto bro while stocks are pumping 1000% during past month
[+7] u/UnivalveX: we haven't pumped on russia ukraine ceasefire talks in a while. maybe we can keep that card for next week?
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: Advanced Money Dispenser 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
[+7] u/booose6: This feels like the last pump before the gigadump
[+7] u/NapNapNapNap: Fake pre-market pump. We dump at open.
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Ok, strait now closed a full 8 weeks. Doesn’t matter.
[+7] u/gul_bil: Al Jazeera reports:
"Falklands sovereignty rests with UK, Britain tells US after Pentagon email
Britain told the United States on Friday that the Falkland Islands are British territory, responding to an internal Pentagon email that proposed rethinking Washington’s stance on the South Atlantic archipelago as punishment for the UK’s position on the Iran war.
Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s spokesperson said that. “Sovereignty rests with the UK and the islands’ right to self-determination is paramount,” the official said, noting that this has made this clear to multiple US administrations over the years."
Falklands War II: Electric Archipelagoo
[+7] u/e10n: There is no deal lol
[+6] u/Capt_Chickenpox: How the hell does WSB not know what's going on?
[+6] u/JJ_lifestyle: Surely the right play is to fade this pre-market pump
[+6] u/Superente_: Someone will make generational wealth by shorting AMD and INTC, but the question is when is the right time? I don´t think P/E ratios of 5 trillion are sustainable.
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Ah fake negotiation pump
All the algos need to bid it up
Calls calls calls
[+6] u/UnivalveX: got used to +1.5% pumps by end of day. guess now we need to get used +1.5% by open
[+6] u/SocraticGoats: Netanyahu cancer pump
[+6] u/BadBoyBilbo: Wait…are we pumping because of toothpaste?
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: Massive moves on no volume. What's going on?
[+6] u/Okami_The_Sun: Oil almost hit 100 and the fake tweets started flying, and you think you can’t time this market
[+6] u/No-Put2311: I’m so tired of this market holy shit
[+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: My current positions are down 600%
[+6] u/FullRetard50: Holy fuck we are green as fuck
[+6] u/LegitimateWarthog127: Market is rigged my puts died today 😔
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: AMD 350c from the close yesterday will be like +12,300% at open
[+6] u/Huge-Percentage993: Holy shit sofi such a garbage stock. Shit never moves.
[+6] u/justlosinmoney: I WAS DOWN 7k yesterday and now I’m gonna be up like 40k lmfao
[+6] u/DefiantDelta: this is actually bullshit. kegsbreath, send this shit to hell
[+6] u/UnivalveX: shits literally been pumping nonstop for a month now
[+6] u/FrequentUpperDecker: Are they really gonna let intel calls print?
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: Fake pump Fading hard
[+6] u/optimaltimemism: ALright, I think I've made up my mind and going calls today.
[+6] u/darth_scion: Executed a INTC 4/24 74c at 3:58PM yesterday 🫡
[+6] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Congrats to all INTC call holders and fuck you.
Signed, a former bag holder
[+6] u/winston511: Lmao the market pumped on news of yahoo getting treatment for prostrate cancer, unreal times
[+6] u/vermilli21: The clown 🥭 already said he’s not gonna win midterms. He has nothing going for him except the market. SPY 800 until the circus is over
[+6] u/ConcentrateSea5895: This market loves trump apparently
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #I will never bet against NANA again, I AM SO SORRY I TRIED
[+6] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Not trading today, good luck tards!
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: > The Vatican is racing to build digital defenses for the artificial intelligence era — and quietly positioning itself as a global referee of what's real.
neat. And also on brand
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: man its been a hot minute since AMD's been called the advanced money destroyer
[+6] u/Iamhappilyconfused: I will not buy Intel puts I will not buy Intel puts
I will not buy Intel puts I will not buy Intel puts
I will not buy Intel puts I will not buy Intel puts
I will not buy Intel puts I will not buy Intel puts
[+6] u/oldprecision: Telling your older boss that you are retiring is gold, recommend.
[+6] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Something tells me the IRGC isn’t in the room when dipshit Araghchi is making all these “deals” LMAO
[+5] u/Chief-Sheed: Imagine selling AMD at $155, couldn’t be me (it was)
[+5] u/Dude_on: For those wondering AMD will release earnings on May 5th and rumors are Lisa will wear a leather jacket
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Spy puts are absolutely the wrong move, that’s why I’m going in on 705 0dtes at open
[+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: It’s 2030, the semiconductor piece of the stock market map now takes up 99%. The rest of the market is a small dot fighting over 1 billion in market cap.
[+5] u/Robo_e: Look at that hog on Lisa Su!!
[+5] u/AudiRick_: How tf SPY at 711 and oil at 97
[+5] u/UnivalveX: ah yes the classic +0.5% in 5 mins premarket. pump a daily staple the past mo th
[+5] u/hioman01: I can't stop cumming
[+5] u/trsx5: Needless to say my SOXS calls are fried
[+5] u/Striker_Game: any of you fatties invested in Rheinmetall?
[+5] u/dontslambro: I love how there are outlier candles, between 5-10 mins before these announcements.
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Fuck should have got back into POET yesterday
[+5] u/powerboner: Ya’ll saw MSFT under 415 yesterday and didn’t buy? LMAO
[+5] u/WeakPeak1015: the ceasefire between me and my wife's boyfriend has been extended indefinitely
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: AGAIN AND AGAIN **BERS MAKE SENSE, BOLS MAKE MONEY!!!**
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: All Bears definatly executed
[+5] u/darth_scion: AMD to mag 7 EOD
NVDA out
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Did SPY beat earnings? Wtf is going on?
[+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Most of you fuckers in this chat are so brainwashed thinking Iran is doing great lol they were fucked before the war even started. Between both taco and that shitty regime, you’d be an idiot to not have calls right now.
[+5] u/dontslambro: Semiconductors up 40% since March 30, like dotcom times
[+5] u/Sjgreen: And here I was thinking me buying 1000 shares of SOXS was going to be a good idea
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Are we pricing in the return of Jesus?
[+5] u/UnivalveX: we could very easily be in the same bullshit AI trade 5-month phase we had last year when we were pumping +1% every day
[+5] u/MadDabbed: OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE WE SELLING OFF AT OPEN OR RUNNING MORE???
[+5] u/Several_Bread_9144: If jesus was alive he would have bought NVDA
[+5] u/booose6: What are we even pumping for? Whats the news?
[+5] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Holy shit bears are disintegrating 🤣🤣
[+5] u/MansBarelyHot: Who’s goin to 1T first AMD or MU?
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Bruh the real regards? CAR. Their stock went to what 800? And they didn't even sell the shares that they had the right to sell.
[+5] u/TieDependent3180: Guys help me I’m having amd fomo
[+5] u/jasperCrow: SOXX on the longest win streak in its 32 year history. 18 day consecutive green.
[+5] u/Comfortable733: BRING BACK VISUAL MOD WTF 😭
[+5] u/SolomonKings7: Ah, so 2026 is also AI year. 2027 AI year also. Looks like buying Leaps on every semiconductor or AI-related company is the must
[+5] u/Administrative-Ant75: Automatic Money Doubler strikes again
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Someone explain why BYND short squeeze was like two days long and CAR was three weeks?
[+5] u/diamond12923: Congratulations bulls
[+5] u/dontslambro: How much red if Iran says they aren’t going?
[+5] u/BadBoyBilbo: It’s Joever, fellow bears.
Unless the Whore of Straitmuz starts popping some mines, we are getting fucked into OpEx.
We deserve it, though.
[+5] u/TemporaryPension3181: seen someone say INTC going to $80 and i should’ve listened
[+5] u/spluff94: epic fury in my pants rn
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: It took advanced money destroyer long enough lmao
[+5] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: I should not have sold calls on my Intel.
[+5] u/Haunting-Window-5125: Ain't no way we arent in extreme greed and euphoria rn lol
[+5] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: Pakistani govt has to justify to their people why they've shut down half of their capital city for weeks
[+5] u/mangofruitdude: Regrets big regrets. Sold 700 intc shares for 40 $ not too long ago lmao. I paperhanded nebius, intc, poet, onds. Im not made for this unfortunately
[+5] u/bardhizi: Everything happens while market is closed now..then they burn most options during market..
[+5] u/ittrut: Revenue goes up 7%, stock goes up 28%. Smells like a melt-up
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Everything already ran up in premarket. Gotta wait for a morning dump now
[+5] u/BadBoyBilbo: If we could have another -50% day on CAR today that might make up for my other stupid plays.
[+5] u/oldprecision: Might actually sell in May and go away this year, like a boomer.
[+5] u/xlaco: LOL!!yesterday, i closed my INTC 80 call with %40 profit.Paper handzz
[+5] u/knoqd_: The whole semi sector is going full retard while NVDA is still stuck at $200 lmao
[+5] u/mallison945: F*cking eyelash in my eye ugh
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: Ok this pump is great but I need a lil more. Can like at least ONE of my companies swing into AI pls? It's really not too much to ask.
[+5] u/WombatShwambat: Ah yes, we all know Bibi loves to honor a ceasefire
[+5] u/r0n224: Intel going to be rug pulled so hard at open :(
[+5] u/UnivalveX: IF IT AINT +1% BY OPEN EVERYDAY THEN CONSIDER IT BROKEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: When I was doing my degree I had a module relating to financial derivatives
I remember my midterm exam asking me about options and strike prices and I was so clueless thinking what in the fuck is this
Now look at me getting hands on experience
[+5] u/clockwork5ive: I’m disappointed. Feel like I missed out on car because you shit stains were too busy talking about politics. Up 6x in like a week and I heard nothing about it 😠
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Micron $5 away from $500
[+5] u/Dbx84: https://preview.redd.it/chxin11lp4xg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf228b28a9262a5e62db0c3cb523d89987e46bae
AMZN $300
[+5] u/Wishy: Cause you’re not playing.
[+21] u/Xelonima: Happy market manipulation Friday
[+20] u/TraipseTraveller: Can't wait for the rip 10 minutes after open
[+19] u/djln491: So we’ll just open at ath after spy dropped $10 in 30 mins yesterday. Ok then
[+16] u/yeedub: I'm buying everything wrong
[+15] u/Chancey004: "The clock is not on Irans side". Clearly it is given you keep giving them extensions whenever one is about to expire lmfao
[+15] u/Snowman33001: Everything looks severely undervalued to me here.
Bers, what are you seeing?
[+15] u/I_work_too_much: I'm losing so much money with all this outsider trading I've been doing.
[+13] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Guys quit trying to make sense of the bull market, it’s just happening alright
[+13] u/Muted-South4737: Yes, this market is normal and credible.
[+13] u/SuicideSpeedrun: >Iran’s state-run IRNA news agency confirms Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi heading to Pakistan, Oman and Russia
Guys something tells me that if he already plans to go to Russia he may not have high hopes for the negotiations with the US lol
[+12] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: you just need to accept it
the strait will never be open
the market will never go down
[+12] u/GrossFleshSack: So let me get this straight, is AMD pumping 12% on the news that a DIFFERENT company is doing good? That's it? No huge partnership/deal?
[+12] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: "when I see a bubble forming, I rush in to buy"
[+11] u/SlfImpr: Video of the guy who made $36,900 on the Polymarket bet about Paris weather (highest temperature) by pointing hairdryer at the weather sensor:
[https://x.com/Osint613/status/2047626047005299131](https://x.com/Osint613/status/2047626047005299131)
[+11] u/callsonreddit: Pray for me
Imma short INTC
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: Satanyahu declared cancer-free.
Fuckin hell.
These evil fucks are immortal.
[+11] u/MediocreDesigner88: Literally quitting my job because of $POET 🚀 Not joking
[+11] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Historical_Bother274 made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 642.604 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses
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[+11] u/swampassOG: My neighbor just came over and pissed on my other neighbor's mailbox
[+11] u/BuffMaltese: My SOXS position is down 600%
[+11] u/SouthNice7324: SPY blow off top up to 720, then a big correction. I have been wrong many many times before
[+10] u/Forward-Ad5608: Iran's sending delegation to restart peace negotiations.
Hegseth jumps on the mic and calls the IRGC a bunch of weak pirates.
WTF is wrong with this administration?
[+10] u/Beige-Lotus: I'm starting to think our retirement accounts shouldn't be in the casino
[+10] u/Long-FDs: And here I thought Sydney Sweeney was peak Euphoria, but i guess Intel going up 30% on not terrible ER might be instead
[+10] u/Middle_Heat_8985: someone please explain
brent oil is over $100 and rising
yet stock market is at all time high
how are companies not affected by significantly higher gas prices?
[+10] u/Damerman: Everytime AMD pumps like this, bad macro news comes out
[+9] u/zurijer: META is partnering with AMZN for CPUs now.
This clown ass market.
Just be doing whatever the fuck. The moment these hyperscalers scale back on spending. We’re going to see the AI crash of the century
[+9] u/Chance-Albatross7809: what does he mean blockade is going global bruh
[+9] u/ten7four: If we're just gonna pump all day every day then how did we ever go down to 630 in the first place. I don't get it
[+9] u/avdvetf: lol dum ass soldier got caught betting on prediction markets
should have been smart and just stuck to options like everyone else insider trading
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: so why would Iran;
\- let the more resourceful side take as much time to refill as possible, allowing them to restock faster than them
\- let Isreal take more parts of lebanon
\- sit and do nothing as blockade destroys their economy
??? what's in it for them, strategically ? or are they just outright retarded
[+9] u/swampassOG: Bers rotation into scrap metal and copper recycling
[+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: blah blah stocks only go up but there is no fucking way this shit is not a bubble
[+9] u/Mathguy200: Everyone says dump… get ready for the giga pump
[+9] u/myironlung6: There’s gonna be so many “I bought intel at $85 premarket what do I do now” next week
[+8] u/jakeisarake: god the market hates hegseth
[+8] u/Jaysler: MU is gonna hit 500 at open isn’t it
[+8] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: INTC up 30% is insane. Does not warrant that pump
[+8] u/IndicationLittle7199: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: We’re headed to SPY 800 but also $10 gas and $100 McDonald combo meals with this administration.
[+8] u/TheMeta40k: People keep saying wild shit like "the elites live for ever by harvesting baby blood"
That's some bullshit if I ever heard it. If the key was baby blood we would all be doing it. Babies are free.
[+8] u/Snowman33001: My portfolio has a different way of calculating percentages.
[+8] u/Unemployable1593: i watched the presser for like 3.5 minutes
i need to shower now
[+8] u/ateranol: Congrats to the ones who bought Intel 26 years ago and are now finally break-even.
[+8] u/frey_to_tilt: Market became a zoomer with 15 second attention span and 0 long term planning
[+8] u/sadboys2014: 4/24 will be known as exit liquidity day
[+8] u/X211499Reddit: “Potential Frameworks Emerge for Preliminary Assessments of Prospective Non-Official U.S.-Iran Negotiation Talks, Unknown Sources Close to The Matter Says”
[+8] u/EggersIsland: There's the dump before any of us can sell
[+8] u/SlfImpr: WARNING: Do not trade on insider information or CFTC is coming after you**\***: [https://x.com/ChairmanSelig/status/2047439584364024256](https://x.com/ChairmanSelig/status/2047439584364024256)
**^(\*)** ^(unless you are a member of congress or a WH insider trading oil futures or stock market)
[+8] u/xeuropa: BREAKING: Iran’s Foreign Minister Araghchi is traveling to Pakistan today for talks with the US, per FT
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Has Iran considered giving mango a 400m plane?
[+8] u/VisualMod: I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed.
[+7] u/FrozenToiletWaterr: Interesting we hit ATH on spy in premarket after the day we had yesterday ☠️😂
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: Sees options go -60%, then +10%, sell, *feels like a badass*
[+7] u/igotthis_man: Wtfff amd did it beat earnings too😂
[+7] u/RandyTomfoolery: I have witnessed a lot of fake and gay shit in my life. But this market might take the cake.
[+7] u/avdvetf: if hegseth and mango can gain the levers of power, so can any one of us dum assess
it's inspiring
[+7] u/flipper200: anyone else see that with SPY? something fishy is going on there👀
[+7] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Hegseth says nothing new besides “we’re awesome, we have big ships, dear leader is strong and smart”
[+7] u/mtol115: What’s the 0DTE play for today
[+7] u/moneybadger_21: Where the 10 baggers at today thoooo
[+7] u/SlickRick941: Is the "recession" in the room with us?
[+7] u/HeavyArmsJin: Intel is going to make so many generational bag holders today
So many
[+7] u/GalacticNecterine: Holy fucking shit what is the deal with intel being up 25% 😂
[+7] u/Joij21: Time to load up on cocaine after today!
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: why is amd stuck at 10%. I would like it to pump to 70% now
[+7] u/Xelonima: As a statistician, I can say the first rule of probability is that if there is a possibility of something to go bad, it will go bad
[+7] u/MooseyGoosey69: At least intel will have volume today, spy should take notes
[+7] u/GamermanRPGKing: Is the dump in the room with us?! Intc still up ***25%***
[+7] u/CorndogSummer: High oil prices, inflation, war…. So many good reasons for the market to be optimistic and pumping.
[+7] u/SonOfObito: We’re so back
It’s so over
We’re so back
It’s so over
[+6] u/rugbyliebe: Imagine buying stocks because somebody said "There might be talks again" when its at ath
🤡🤡🤡
[+6] u/AKOnDaTrack: We gonna rally all summer long just like last year
[+6] u/askmeifimacop: Just realized I’d be up 320% if I didn’t sell RKLB in 2024. Fuuu
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: How many of these massive layoffs paired with no entry level hiring can we endure before it stops pumping stock and starts being a major labor problem lol
[+6] u/myironlung6: Even the bulls are like……no pullbacks huh
😬
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: Polymarket didn’t want to pay out the 6 figures to that Army Sergeant. Thats what this is really about.
[+6] u/tristis_veritas: Lutnick said they had 70,000 golden visa waitlists and would raise $400B to $1T to reduce debt.
Today a single person has been approved and holds a card lmao.
[+6] u/MuchAd3474: i have only warm memories of nana and that intc regard, that guy was a legend
[+6] u/babar_the_elephant_: This is all very healthy price action.
[+6] u/jglhk: its crazy the amount of miliary we have in the middle east right now for a war that is jover
[+6] u/likamuka: If anybody asks himself how it was during the bubble in 1999, I can safely say this was exactly how it felt. I’m 104 now and haven’t seen such bullshit before in my life.
[+6] u/flipper200: SPY hitting an 52-week ATH during pre market
[+6] u/nullzeroerror: These press conferences make me want to kill myself
[+6] u/TheNicestRedditor: 30% inflation priced in
[+6] u/Just_Butterfly4052: This is certainly one of the markets of all time
[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Nana still rolling in her grave because he sold before the big run up
[+6] u/X211499Reddit: Why won’t Obama open the strait already, what’s his problem?
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Brent green again.
Well, it was fun while it lasted.
[+6] u/hayleybts: Man AI should be able to atleast print oil now
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: after today's losses you will come out of the closet
[+6] u/Damerman: I don't understand what is happening
[+6] u/East-Description-243: Fuck that… more Intel puts this morning!
[+6] u/snifflingmoon: # US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth delivers news conference
* Operation Epic Fury has delivered decisive military results in just weeks.
* Iran will ultimately not have a nuclear weapon.
* The US blockade has grown more powerful by the day, reinforced by the US military.
* Every ship that the US believes meets our criteria, either Iranian ships travelling to and from Iranian ports, has been turned around. As of this morning, 34 vessels have been turned around so far.
* Iran knows that they still have an open window to choose wisely at the negotiating table. All they have to do is abandon a nuclear weapon in meaningful and verifiable ways.
* We’re not counting on Europe, but they need the Strait of Hormuz more than we need it. This is much more their fight than ours.
* We have all the time in the world. Iran has a historic chance to make a deal, the ball is in their court.
* Hegseth said the US blockade on Iranian ports has gone global, with the seizure of two Iranian dark fleet ships that left Iranian ports before the blockade came into effect.
* The president has threatened that if there are more reckless attempts by Iran to lay down mines, we’re going to deal with that as it’s a violation of the ceasefire.
* We would welcome a serious European effort to do something about the Strait of Hormuz, considering it’s their energy capabilities that are most at stake.
* It’s a wake up call for countries around the world, either you have capabilities or you don’t. Otherwise you’re at the behest of a country like Iran, and the only country that can do something about it is the US military.
[+6] u/pmssa19: Guys can you explain what is happening to AMD?
[+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Mkt going full parabolic
[+6] u/sudharsansai: The premarket manipulation is insane. Low volume pump and dump
[+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: IRAN HAS DROPPED MORE MINES IN HORMUZ EARLIER THIS WEEK - AXIOS REPORTER ON X
Axios with the DUMP news.
[+6] u/ContributeAVerse: No job loss to AI is the Bear Stearns is fine of this decade
[+6] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: Good morning my fellow Hormuz Hoez
[+6] u/Deshen87: Straight open straight closed, Iran negotiator resigned not resigned, Mango bombing to stone age then fabolous talks. This is the most bipolar timeline in history 🤣🤣
[+6] u/Round_Context_146: i bought calls thats why
[+5] u/DesolateEmptiness: Why can’t PLTR pump like AMD 😩
[+5] u/TreGet234: everyone knows it's a blow off top so it will keep going for a month.
[+5] u/claytondpark: If u don't sell ur intc calls (not shares albeit I would) today on a 27% single day pump bc the volatility spike will be crazy u can be the biggest retard ever
[+5] u/ercanbas: Nothing looks good to buy. Seems like all of the big moves were made.
[+5] u/aftherith: Michael Burry is the Gen x Jim Cramer at this point. Kiss of death. I sure hope he didn't buy any Microsoft
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: An oil waiver until August means we’re going to have oil stress until at least August
[+5] u/Intelligent_Heat451: #ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/housemouse431: im listening to hegseth and i realize we are in a simulation. what a fucking idiot.
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: ChatGpt give 100 ideas, no risk
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: I've got 50K of margin to play with.... I should probably buy tech stocks at all time highs, right?
[+5] u/PowerNoodles117: WATCH it'll God candle now but it'll be flat chested after open
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: Intel revenue up +7% yoy.. stock is up 25%.
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: You know this is too green to be true right
[+5] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: That glitch sacred tf outta me..
[+5] u/callsonreddit: I told my former self to buy INTC
He said fuck off retard
Ass holes I swear
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: Whenever I make the "fundamentally correct" decision, something regarded happens. Sometimes, its better to be regarded with diamond hands.. Than smart. Me learn.
[+5] u/likeabosstroll: The markets pretty rational if you account for who the President is
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I've got a bulging disk 😏
(it hurts, send an amberlance, for me)
[+5] u/lococommotion: Past 3 days my options go 2-4x in Premarket just to be red by open
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: There's no way any of this shit is sustainable lmao but for now I'm riding the green waves
[+5] u/ParticularFinish12: Bro asked me why tinder keeps showing him ugly girls
And got mad at me when I said it has skill based match making
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Cmon msft show your power and go to 695 already
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Yesterday I lost. Today I just need to gamble twice as much and win. I'll get there
[+5] u/uncsucks: Doubling down on puts
[+5] u/ResidentPack4103: I'm gonna have to give so many fuckin hand jobs to make up for these losses if we don't open above 660 fukk
[+5] u/jeffynihao: This is giving "trade talks are going well 99.987% done" vibes. Ultimately china didn't pay that much in tariffs and they're beating us in AI.
Same will happen with Iran. They will get nukes 100% because they have even more incentive to now. Strait will stay closed as possible.
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: I walk through the valley in the shadow of Lisa Su
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Good morning team, let’s get this paper
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Up so much in AMD my god
[+5] u/glutathionegod: Bers hate this SIMPLE trick!
[+5] u/Viktri1: What just happened? SPX started ripping
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: BUY EVERYTHING SPY 800 BY NEXT WEEEK
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: Look at yesterday's discussion so many were sure WW3 was about to start
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Dead cat bounce on CAR in premarket
Shit gonna tank to sub 150 today
Tale as old as time setup
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: When did the market figure out thats its better to have micro chips than potato chips?? Is part of MAHA???
[+5] u/Oozebrain: Ok who bought intc 85c at yesterday’s low for .08?
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Micron finally doing something
[+20] u/CJBlueNorther: I quit my job yesterday.
Literally just wake up and hit the buy button everyday and make money. Who needs a day job in this market lol.
[+16] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: So there are likely gonna be talks tonight, the US is threatening Iran, most likely because they have no intentions on making concessions and are hoping to intimidate Iran into making a deal. How many times have that tried that tactic on Iran and how many times has it worked?
No deal will be made tonight so the question becomes, are the US threats empty once again or will we resume strikes after the negotiations fall through? If the US is full of shit again and doesn't attack will markets pump on no new attacks or drop on failed negotiations?
[+14] u/fire_alarmist: The Iran war is literally being fought entirely on the NYSE L0L
[+14] u/Waste-Head7963: I don’t care what yall think. SBF is the greatest to ever do it.
If his lawyers hadn’t sold, FTX Holdings would’ve been worth 114b today.
https://preview.redd.it/1p1jnold25xg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=780729db85311b399bf1731b484f5a8693a750eb
[+13] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Futes fucking love oil
[+13] u/Zeus_Thinks: My rugpull senses are tingling
[+12] u/Lost_in_Torontoh: In my 20 years of investing and trading, I will tell you the most important tip and lesson
The less you know about the fundamental of a company the better you do in trading and investing. The only thing matter is the story, long the bull story and short the bear story.
Market is designed to go up indefinitely no matter what so, just look for and long bull stories, fundamentals don't really mean much.
[+11] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: CEASEFIRE CEASEFIRE AI AI
Sorry just trying to trigger the buy algos
[+11] u/dash_trash4255: I do have a girlfriend. She just goes to another school.
[+10] u/Such_Coin: politburo: yo putin you going to the G20?
Putin: ummmnnnn...where is it?
Politburo: Miami.
Putin: pack my bags
[+10] u/WarenBoffet: I've never been so convinced to buy puts, so calls it is.
Lets make it official
!banbet spy 703 8h
[+10] u/skarfbeaulonee: Congratulations Intel bagholders from the dotcom bubble! You can finally dump your bags on a new generation of future bagholders!
[+10] u/Delicious_Put_5857: >"We barely use the Strait … and we have plenty of energy. Just look at the new global congo line headed to Texas, a beautiful picture"
the multi- trillion dollar question, are they actually this stupid?
you're really not gonna like what happens if the answer is yes
[+10] u/TheSauce69: Lisa Su has officially purchased a leather jacket
[+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I am in red lol. My lif saving is gone now
[+10] u/Wind_Ensemble: Damn. I'm not crying in the casino, but I need to face my gambling addiction. Lost another $300 this morning and I just can't take it anymore.
[+9] u/BlueStreaks1799: Why is my gut telling me AMD 0dte calls
[+9] u/dappernate: INTC making my portfolio look like im not a dumb ape🐵
[+9] u/BrownDog42069: got my coffee, two zyns in, sweatbands on, and $63k to deploy. im ready to lose money
[+9] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: LMAO bers in COMPLETE shambles
[+9] u/whenyournotdead: Feels like every stock is about to commit suicide
[+9] u/UsernameTaken_123: Imagine being a grain of sand just chilling and some human forces you to become silicone and do slave labor & generate AI porn
[+9] u/31andnotdone: live, laugh, short the nasdaq
[+9] u/Cold_Substance9812: intel puts are going to print today. intc had a shite earnings this is just bulls peak euphoria
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Imagine if after you paid your bills you were broke again
[+8] u/fire_alarmist: Pretty incredible how it has pumped for three weeks straight zero red yet even the smallest ber headline immediately gets everyone in a panic for the exits and we shoot down multiple percent.
Very strong market we have, definitely not a propped up dementia market everyone is trying to squeeze for every drop it has then dump.
[+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Chip stocks pricing in a generations worth of growth in one day 😦🤌
[+8] u/Samjabr: If I play this right, I should be able to lose money on both my puts and calls.
Wish me luck!
[+8] u/kemar7856: Wtf is AMD on this is fucking crazy
[+8] u/drytexterfinalboss: This is actually retarded, amd ran from 270 to 345 in four days on fucking nothing
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: Fuck it. I bought puts
Fuck the bulls 🖕
[+8] u/LeagueofData: Sold my calls, this shit is about to moon
[+8] u/ItsDaManBearBull: what are these candles LOL
[+8] u/SlimPerceptions: It was the least sensible thing to happen. Therefore it happened.
[+7] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Imagine you keep convince yourself to be a bear and outsmart the market.
[+7] u/BigCahooma: At this point it’s no market know-how but know-who in gov.
[+7] u/thealex7r: AMD, INTC, ARM, EME
What the hack, why is everything pumping when I don't have calls, and was dumping hard while I had?
[+7] u/Key-Jaguar7630: Open the fuckin casino you crazy bastards
[+7] u/ddrsdght: As a taxpayer I’m going to see some of the INTC profit right?
[+7] u/drakilian: Big pump at open followed by spike back down to open price has been followed by a giga pump rest of the day for months btw
[+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Bers are monitoring the situation
[+7] u/Snoo23417: It appears that this pump is very limited to only the stocks I don't own.
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: I always felt AMD in the 80's-100's was pure absolute trash. Now that it is 300+ it seems right and seems like a buy to me. I felt the same about Sandisk. To me it was trash in the 100's but at 950+ it seems like it would be a good buy now. Remember guys, dont let someone push you to buy low. You go ahead and buy very high as soon as it feels right and ur body is ready.
[+6] u/pingoo26: Getting dangerously close to my lower strike on CAR , can I not have ONE chilled expiry day please!
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: anyone else laugh when crude moons? ☺️
[+6] u/Maximum-Classic3416: Anyone know of a winning trade for open
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Happy Friday everyone
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: How are INTC bers doing? I'm sure they are taking the L with dignity and grace.
[+6] u/Athien: The crazy part is I don’t believe it but still…calls
[+6] u/tldamico: What's a great play today? Askin' for myself.
[+6] u/cannythecat: I'm not holding through the weekend for just dance vance to announce that negotiations failed again and they're resuming the war, I'm taking profit today.
[+6] u/hardcrepe: The gain porn if intel holds at open are going to a lot of congrats fuck you, when people post them.
[+6] u/justinsst: AMD, thank you for this opportunity. This time I will sell before earnings and not be subject to the Advanced Money Destroyer.
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: They should have the national anthem before every open. And I feel like that’s something 🥭could get behind.
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: im shocked, i got AI modded for an iran comment, my appeal just said "im allowed to say that fuck off" and they agreed! LOL not what i was expecting tbh
[+6] u/teh_herper: #START YOUR ENGINES REGARDS
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: I just had a pretty insane thought... What if I just... didnt trade this garbage today L0L
[+6] u/chewks: # LMFAOOO WHERES THE DUMP ON INTC AT OPEN. STUPID BEARS GET REKT LMFAO.
[+6] u/svpa3991: Semis the only thing keeping this up lol everything nose dived at open
[+6] u/EnginrA: INTC puts easy money?
[+6] u/ScytherDOTA: Inshallah we kill CAR today, strike my brothers
[+6] u/TheSauce69: Imagine buying NVDA at ~5T mc when you could've bought AMD 😂😂
[+6] u/Such-Ice1325: AMD really went bonkers💀💀💀
[+6] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Fuck INTC, I got puts
[+6] u/Berto_: You fomo'd intc at the top and now you're worried.
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: Does the market ever fuck you so hard that you just start buying random bullshit that doesn’t even make sense lmfao
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Don’t forget to tip your hard working HOA committee members. 5% of mortgage payment is deemed acceptable
[+6] u/jusjones314: And this time will be no different nerd 😂😂😂 Congrats!
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Offer voluntary buyout for bers before big pump.
[+5] u/UsernameTaken_123: Market is desperate to pump anything even remotely related to semis, next up something dumb like shovel companies will probably pump, because its needed to dig the sand for silicone
[+5] u/Ok_Material3073: 🥭 over long term is going to make green energy go ⬆️.
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: The guy that’s holding Netflix with me give me encouraging words lol
[+5] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Just busted a nut on the shower floor dare me to drive?
[+5] u/drakilian: Believe it or not that drop from 1.5 to 1.2% gain in QQQ was a generational buying opportunity
[+5] u/RageQuitHero: how far out should i get these intel puts
[+5] u/419Penguins: Market’s in shambles. Don’t have a specific play i could do
[+5] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: Can anyone explain this $1 pump?
[+5] u/a_human_21: I am a Rothschild but due to personal reasons I now work at Wendy's, AMA
[+5] u/YamDifferent1805: in soviet russia, the casino opens YOU
[+5] u/Odd_Papaya8305: Wow im down 60% on amd puts
[+5] u/Blackhawk149: What’s up with Intel gawd
[+5] u/deben360: You know you wanna dump
[+5] u/deepsvar: Damn, again missed out on QQQ end of March. I terribly suck at this.
[+5] u/piazzos: NVDA | AMD | ARM | INTC | IQE.L | SK Hynix & Samsung (EWY) | SOI.PA | POET | MU | MRVL | LWLG |
SIVE.ST | NVTS
[+5] u/EpicWhaleSquad: So proud of nana she’s winning in the afterlife
[+5] u/WailingWarbler: Pakistan said iran is coming over to talk to usa, with no other attached details. Yea ok im sure thatll happen
[+5] u/SlapYouSilly999: THAT FEEL WHEN THE PORT GONNA OPEN AT ATH
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Don’t forget to tip your brokers today
[+5] u/AccordingBee5821: What is going on with INTC
[+5] u/sharkenleo: Is software gonna bounce or what?
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: This is a new nasty kind of ber trap. It goes parabolic, the bers, confused, buy puts. And then it keeps going parabolic
[+5] u/PaxDev: I got touched by Mr. Market this week wtf
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Bros thot INTC would dump
Nana going to 💯
[+5] u/Smuvmuniz: I’m riding 0day puts I don’t care if I lose.
[+5] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: Please open the strait again
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: Legitimate companies are actually creating generational wealth with real earnings and huge growth,
and still a bunch of clowns are chasing TSLA, the biggest scam stock in history. So dumb
[+5] u/altonbrownie: ASTS is disappointing me lately.
[+5] u/AdOk3638: AMD just annouced strait ceasefire!
[+5] u/centered_chaos: Turdburglar incoming for SPY...
[+5] u/Hot-Performancy: Totally normal movement from AMD lol
[+5] u/cheatlkeachamp: Why did amd pump though simply from INTC earnings?
[+5] u/Cold_Substance9812: raise your hand if you have NANA PUTS
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Just throw up the weekend discussion thread
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: That's right fade the rip you greedy pigs
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: AMD is on a rocket ship
[+5] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Is the entire market just one giant shit coin?
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I haven’t been paying attention to the matter
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Brothers if I sell my puts right before a sharp drop one more time, it's Joever for me
[+5] u/RJNavarrete: Flash sale!
Great time to pick up more MU, NVDA, HIMS, and RKLB.
[+5] u/Full_Yard_2979: I thought the market was about bears and bulls. Whats all this now about a strait of horse moose?
[+5] u/ClevelandSteamer81: Careful bulls. This is setting up for a perfect accumulation, manipulation, distribution scenario.
We accumulate during Asia, manipulate higher during London, and distribute (reverse) during NY. One of my favorite setups. Good luck.
[+5] u/Beagle001: I'm long, but with my luck and everything I've seen the last few weeks, this shit ain't opening as high as it is right now. No way. It'll turn on me while i'm still shackled.
[+5] u/legible_print: It's funny, b/c if he held, Grandma INTC Guy would have made bank.
But his original thesis in no way anticipated 🥭 going crazy and I guess the US buying a stake in the company.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: For fux sake just dump already. It's Friday and this is all scripted so let's just get on with it!
[+5] u/uptheirons75: Made some quick money on Tesla’s gap up this morning. Realizing it’s better to not make sense of anything Tesla does and just hit that green buy button 👍
[+5] u/hallett21: It’ll probably V back to …. You guessed it. … 710.25
[+5] u/ebitdasga: It feels like that .3% QQQ dump was concentrated to stocks in my portfolio
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: These stop orders and limit buys need to stop
Just let it drop
[+5] u/AirwickS: Hegseth blew through our missile stash. Bullish.
“The Pentagon used more than 1,200 Patriot interceptor missiles in the war, at more than $4 million a pop, and more than 1,000 Precision Strike and ATACMS ground-based missiles, leaving inventories worrisomely low, according to internal Defense Department estimates and congressional officials.”
[+5] u/maikaubay: why did I not believe in Nana, or mama Su :(
[+5] u/99Fan: Time to rot between 705 and 712 for the next 6 months
[+5] u/FunInteraction9796: can we get a circuit breaker please
[+5] u/jnas_19: anyone here brave enough to short semis?
[+5] u/el-art-seam: I want oil to rip to $200, dow will hit $60k in no time.
[+5] u/Long_Musician_7086: I wish they just stopped showing us the premarket lol
[+5] u/TheWokenessInjector: Possible peace deal #417 incoming.
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: if market is this euphoric already imagine what happens when oil goes down lmao
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Someone take Donnie’s phone away. We can’t let him ruin this!
[+5] u/whssp: only bers anus is aligned
[+5] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: My guess is Pakistan announcing that Iranian diplomats are supposed to go to Islamabad tonight
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Netflix please I’ve had enough
[+27] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: Excited to see everyone in person at [the WSB meetup in NYC (Times Center)](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/trade-smart-real-trades-and-takeaways-presented-by-moomoo-and-wsb-tickets-1984570286149?aff=Reddit&discount=Reddit) at 1:30pm today!
Wonder how many of the so called bears are going to introduce themselves as bulls on this BLESSED day. I see through you, and any attempted deceit will be noted for your flairs.
[+26] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Algos ruined everything.
[+14] u/saintmitchy: He called the markets a "Casino" yesterday. That was your signal to sell. We know his history with casinos.
[+14] u/wenxuan2: Im a permabol lol. Initially i dint believe in bubbles because i never traded through dot com, but after seeing all these green euphoria, now i think we are truly in one
[+14] u/FartPolluter: clown car ass market
[+13] u/Uisce-beatha: Lol, bulls are fucked! Wait a second...lol, bears are fucked! Wait a second...lol, bulls r fucked! Wait a second...lol, bears r fucked! Wait a second...lol, bull r fuck! Wait a second...lol, bear r fuck! Wait a second...lol, bull fuck! Wait a second...lol, bear fuck!
[+12] u/Key_Abroad7633: Lmaooo this is beyond absurd
[+10] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: God seeing that INTC only today broke its dot com 2000 high is really terrifying. And ppl say they only go up.
[+10] u/omjagvarensked: The fuck is this copium the market is huffing. If this isn't a bubble then call me gay cos idk what else to call this shit.
Bad news = up
The slightest whiff of good news = MOON
🥭 Shits his pants = +$1M to anyone who bought calls
[+10] u/Jebusfreek666: Love how regular people are getting arrested for insider trading on predictive markets, but Nancy Pelosi and all the other government employees who have been doing it for years in the real market are just fine.
[+9] u/MagneticRetard: Gonna need the great depression to save these puts
[+9] u/fathersucrose: Remember if you are 100% convinced about a trade then you are 100% missing something
[+9] u/TurbodToilet: News that Iran has mined the strait, US is trying to suspend SPAIN from NATO, gas prices aren’t stabilizing, unemployment is going up.
Market: GREEN
[+9] u/Wrath_FMA: Best play may be no play
[+9] u/Provolone-Jones: I figured it out. Friday, after market close, we’re going to full blown war. Monday, pre market, Pakistan will tell axios they had a vision of possible talks. Market bounces back. 🥭 extends the nonexistent ceasefire on Tuesday. ATHs Wednesday. Market starts to think everything might still be bad on Thursday. Friday, pre market, Pakistan announces the ghost of khamenei wants peace. Pump into the weekend. Book it.
[+8] u/SherbertOk2563: THE MARKET HAS TURNED TO THE FULL BUBBLE PHASE. SO IT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT RATIONALITY.
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: AMD was trading at 195 one month ago and I chicken out from buying, fucking fuck lol
[+8] u/BobsBurners420: I'm so gay. Burned all my gains for the year in the last three weeks in this manipulated bullshit.
[+8] u/Wrath_FMA: This price action really feels like a big player unloading bags
[+8] u/Mr_Pongo: Another classic day of being up on 0dte and getting greedy. When will I learn
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: So we just pumped beause DOJ dropped probe on Jerome lol
[+8] u/Sick0h: JPOW officially ends his run undefeated
[+8] u/kerrykingzgo-T: My car puts finna get blown up, I can feel it in my plums
[+8] u/Sick0h: We’re up 2% in like 6 months and MF really think this is some unsustainable rally lmao
[+8] u/AutomaticAerie4672: Remember: If you keep losing money, it's not that you don't know what you're doing, it's that there is a grand conspiracy against you.
[+8] u/Coogiez: Everything I’m not in is soaring
[+8] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: WSJ Quote Request
Anyone want to give a quote to the Wall Street Journal on Bill Ackman, and their thoughts on his closed-end fund that's IPOing next week? (Can be positive or negative -- Just be honest)
EDIT: Have forwarded all the replies with quotes to the journalist!
[+8] u/Respectable_Gooner: Made 1.7k last week. lost it all this week. see yall monday
[+8] u/PropheticMurmurs: $POET CEO telling his life story to his grandkids:
“So then what happened was, a bunch of retards from the Internet who had never even heard of photonics randomly piled into our company stock. And that made it go from $5 to $50, which is why we’re all sitting in this mansion now.”
[+8] u/pidaryob: banned from /powerlifting for asking a question about powerlifting.
seriously are all reddit mods this autistic ?
[+7] u/lSazedl: Let this bitch touch red so it will dump
[+7] u/Unlucky252: I’ve seen enough, this time it’s the black Monday for sure
[+7] u/Aggravating_Emu: CAR, JUST DRILL ALREADY FFS
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
[+7] u/Blackesst: Bro I hate that I didn't invest in any of amd or intc fml
[+7] u/LeDoohickey: So glad I put my life savings into TSLA when it was at all time highs
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: This talks gonna go well cause oil futes are at 95, thats to close to 100, so -12% on oil today after close when the 1pm talks conveniently go til 4 and end "really well" and perhaps the strait opening this weekend.
+3% on SPY by monday and repeat bullrun.
I consistently post delusional buffoonery for fun, and usually im very wrong so take this regarded comment as you want.
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Why even open the session if it’s just going to go sideways all day
[+7] u/zg44: At this point, it feels like semis have to go up 3-5% every day just to keep the market afloat.
[+7] u/HywayKind: 3 market days till jpow crushes mangos pump
[+7] u/miss_L_fire: This price action is so annoying
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: How many people you think I can get pregnant at this WSB meetup?
[+7] u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce: This is happening because I sold my AMD shares last week.
No other possible explanation.
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Intel is literally the Miles Davis of the AI trade.
Miles Davis was the best jazz player that ever lived. He was also the end of jazz.
[+7] u/Zfreezy: CAR to sub $10 and then announcing they are becoming an AI company
[+7] u/Key_Abroad7633: This market can’t pullback at all it’s actually insane
[+7] u/uwvirgin: nvda is the next nvda
[+7] u/Prematurid: I have given up on the market.
[+7] u/Oldschoolhype2: Welp this looks like the end of the road for me and options.
[+7] u/omjagvarensked: WTI STILL $95/b
BRENT STILL $105/b
STONKS STILL GO UP
MAKES SENSE
[+7] u/spookc46: How many of you were wrong about $INTC? (besides me, of course)
C'mon, raise your hand. You know who you are.
[+6] u/pooterssssssssss: Every stock is red yet spy green lol?
[+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: I pity these people buying AMD at the tippy top….
[+6] u/chainer3000: Sandisk breaks 1000 and MU breaks 500 at the same time. Wild
[+6] u/Old-Collection-224: Patience is not a virtue, it's a skill.... I don't have.
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Market's been open for an hour, and y'all are pissed bc it hasn't made a 1% swing yet, Lmao
[+6] u/Spy300: >DOJ EXPECTED TO DROP CRIMINAL PROBE OF POWELL, ABC SAYS
Warsh is a go. Execute operation financial repression.
[+6] u/Certain-Activity733: Saamir you’re breaking the SPY. SAAMIR LISTEN. You’re breaking the SPY.
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Pump and dumps so hot right now
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: We have gonna full grift boys. This shit not gonna end well
[+6] u/Dysbit: Are we over space and into chips now? God traders are such faddists
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Bro every fucking day it has retarded pump. The fact it fully V’d massive gap down yesterday within day is retarded
[+6] u/necarpenter417: I get irrationally angry not being in the garbage that is making you all rich
[+6] u/riteofpass: Who knew that POET would be my best performing stock this year
[+6] u/Issa_vibe74: CAR puts worth 5k, go to take a piss, CAR halt and contracts at 0.
[+6] u/WeenieWang_: Bruh, POET is a fucking monster.
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: WHY ARE WE STILL PUMPING
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Shit pumps to ATH when I don’t play ER, and drill to core Earth when I play it, tale as old as time LOL
[+6] u/A_Credo: Blow off top. The rug pull will be epic
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: You’d prob print even buying calls right here which is actually retarded
[+6] u/good-times-: Shouldn’t have sold my 2027 intc $50 calls
[+5] u/Juidawg: MU close above 500 to continue its push next week further into Bear anoos.
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: Asts in 3 months has gone from the leader of the market to a stinking pile of ass
[+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: I drive a dodge stratus!
[+5] u/Vikkio92: Where is the market manipulation when you need it
[+5] u/Axonum: cant believe SNDK 1000 and MU 500 today.. crazy
[+5] u/Philthatman: Theta grinding everyones options today
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Omg sndk hit 1000 what the fuck is all this
[+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: 705p. 0DTE
I’ll come to collect my money in 3 hours when the mid day dump happens for the 4th straight day
[+5] u/Bene_observari: Trading that open was a mistake. I've been rag dolled and now It's going to take all day to clean up this mess. Fuck me.
[+5] u/nyshopgirl: the trick is to do the opposite of whatever you’re thinking
[+5] u/Bravadette: SPY bull gang we may be fucked, which is weird considering the OI 715+
[+5] u/derprondo: Weed stonks on the rebound 420 69 blaze it
[+5] u/zg44: Now even NVDA has joined the party.
[+5] u/Dazzling-Seaweed-841: These past few weeks seem uniquely stupid I’m so fuxking scared
[+5] u/Proof-View5073: Pete says he knows, we know, they know, and we know they know, and he knows that we know that they know, and every one knows what we know, and we know they know that we know and they know too, we all know, but now they all know too. They know.
[+5] u/RockTraditional6757: So frustrated right now. Got my salary this morning and went all-in on NVDA puts because of the DeepSeek news, and it just keeps pumping.
[+5] u/perrierhoe: https://preview.redd.it/0o8szieb75xg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1ea4b8f0b8a73b60832a912311cb3b120333c6
Thanks 🙏🏻 😅
[+5] u/csklmf: i was actively looking for ticker symbol NANA. Did not know NANA = intel. Im regarded
[+5] u/syedhuda: buls ports about to open up like the hormuz
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: Every chip stock is ripping off intels mediocre earnings. Cant wait for amd’s mediocre report to send it to $400.
[+5] u/The_BakedCrusader: After seeing AMD shoot up I'm now convinced to buy the fuck out of whatever stock this place gives a bad nickname to
[+5] u/Miker1730: anyone not in software puts doesnt learn, read the market
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: It would be nice if MSFT wasn’t such a piece of shit and actually moved.
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: We green just to be green or is there actual news
[+5] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: I want to buy puts, but I want to buy calls because I want to buy puts
[+5] u/YeeyeeTigOlBitties: You are HIV.... Aladeen
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: How poetic would it be if this crashes while the wsb retard conference is happening in NYC 😂
[+5] u/HywayKind: the short squeese running out of go go juice
[+5] u/Positive-Rise5145: Imagine saying the MU rally was over at $350
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: CAR halted on 4% drop. That should not trigger a circuit breaker. Rigged.
[+5] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: That single put that I purchased Tuesday morning on CAR gained $50k ... I cashed it out for $1000 gain.
FML
[+5] u/FullCopy: United States of NVDA
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+5] u/Mettabreaks: I cannot believe the reversal strength from yesterday lol. It really does feel like this pump is to negate any fallout coming in the immediate future to make the red feel less bad.
Until then, buy anything and reach Valhalla regards
[+5] u/RockTraditional6757: NVDA KEEPS PUMPING DESPITE THE NEWS THAT DEEPSEEK V4 ENTIRELY TRAINED AND SERVED IN HUAWEI ASCEND NPU CHIPS! Fuck me this market.
[+5] u/ConstantAd1: Your local Walmart has higher quarterly revenue than $POET
[+5] u/Quixotus: NVDA what a fucking beast.
$10T marketcap by next week?
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: By ‘posting' on this aforementioned Reddit ‘thread’, I hereby declare that said 'post' does not constitute an admission or acknowledgment of personal relatability, alignment, or reflection of my trading experiences.
Instead, such engagement is executed solely on the grounds that the ‘thread’ is, in fact, humorous, entertaining, and/ or absurdly comical, with a clear intent of my participation in humorous activities.
Any inference of relatability is purely coincidental and should not be construed as representative of my personal views or lifestyle choices.
[+5] u/omjagvarensked: Bought INTC puts. A +7% revenue when the energy shock hasn't even hit yet does not correlate to +22% in stock price
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Chips, so hot right now LOL
[+5] u/peterpeer9: > knows it's an overvalued scam market
> buys in anyway
"wtf this overvalued market is a scam"
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: I swear I’m cursed, everything I touch goes down and everything I sell goes up
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Why tf are we pumping
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: MSFT can you delist and kill me one time instead of dicking me every day pos
[+5] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: I'm jacked to the tits! 🐻
[+5] u/pepecapital: OKLO major run today
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: The market wants to die today
[+19] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Holy fuck this is stupid
[+17] u/zangor: Rotation from semiconductors into semiconductors.
[+16] u/stonetrade: There is no FUCKING WAY IT STILL PUMPS ON BULLSHIT TALKS NEWS. THE DAMN GUY ISNT EVEN GOING HIMSELF HES SENDING 2 OOMPA LOOMPAS
[+14] u/trumpdiego: ##Sunday afternoon: Ceasefire talks in shambles, both sides walk away ready to resume war + crazy mango tweets.
##Monday morning 6:57AM: Ceasefire extended and new talks are confirmed for Tuesday in Pakistan with JD Vance possibly going.
[+13] u/NonBalisticSniper: I LOVE SEEING SLIGHTLY FLUCTUATING NUMBERS DICTATE MY ENTIRE MOOD FOR THE WHOLE MORNING!
[+12] u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong: AP News: US soldier charged with using classified intel to win $400K on Maduro raid is due in court
Bro thought he was part of the ingroup, sorry insider trading is only for the big dawgs 🫵😂
[+12] u/Scribble_Box: OK, I'm a bull, but this seems kinda retarded.
[+12] u/PositiveEdge4361: CONCEPT OF A DEAL? FRAMEWORK OF A CEASEFIRE? THERE WAS NEVER A WAR AT ALL?
[+12] u/radioref: Literally 5 times this week we've had MASSIVE moves in the markets that just straight come the fuck out of nowhere, and then we find out someone farted in the middle east, or so random journalist said something off the cuff.
Then we have 400 posts asking "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TELL ME" here in WSB
These markets truly are regarded. LOL
[+12] u/illicit_FROG: These straight ups are getting wild... ATH of a planned meeting that probably won't happen? for what, meet to make things the way they were 60 days ago? Im not complaining volatility can be your friend? This smells like defaults though.
[+11] u/Actual_Difference617: NVDA aiming to add the whole Market cap of INTC in one session pump.
[+10] u/Andyh10s: Practicing risk management is destroying my gains
[+10] u/ChampionshipOdd947: FYI What caused that pump - Just more negotiations - trump sending witkoff and kushner to pakistan to talk to the FM while he's in pakistan. Iran will talk about their terms for ending war. It's nothing the US will agree to, but the market pumps on anything now
[+10] u/Senpai_Slime: This market is fucking insane holy shit man
[+10] u/YOLOdollhair: WITKOFF AND KUSHNER PACK THEIR TOOTH BRUSHES ONTO THEIR CARRY ONS
\-FINANCIAL TIMES
Market +0.75%
[+9] u/le_pedal: Don't forget to buy NVDA at all time highs today
[+9] u/Warm_Implement3088: I'm ber and I'm starting to get fomo which over the many years means the top is very very close
[+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Last time intel went this high, dot com bubble burst
[+9] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: How many times can we pump on peace talk news, this is the exact same set up as the trade talks shit
[+8] u/bertacle: Sometimes i enter some stock just to make them stop going up.
It always work. I should be payed for that.
[+8] u/whitepug: Is this still a dead cat bounce guys LMAO
[+8] u/pixi88: "There will never be a red day!"
Puts it is.
[+8] u/Warm_Implement3088: WHERE DOES ALL THE MONEY TO PUMP COME FROM
[+8] u/chibi78: At this point I think slot machines are more fair game than this
[+8] u/sylphvanas: Officially in debt. Fuck you bulls
[+8] u/arigold940: eventually the market will see through this negotiation bullshit. iran isn’t backing down this is just headline manipulation
[+8] u/Curious-Tap8312: https://preview.redd.it/yeiz49ihv5xg1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f0acec1145e4e6103384072e05564f3aae30d8a
[+7] u/CigInside: Completely snapped my bed frame climbing into bed last night. Puts on my health
[+7] u/Sad-Airman: AMD looking a little too hot to touch
[+7] u/Xzlk: I think I just solved the homeless crisis.
What if they just bought calls?
[+7] u/michaelis999: BREAKING: NVDA Q4 of 2058 earnings supposedly leaked
[+7] u/MarcoPolooooo: Tesla rhymes with dog shit
[+7] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Michael Blurry homeless by EOM
[+7] u/brave100: who remembers when amd was called advanced money destroyer
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Anyone still remember that Iran stuff? No?
[+7] u/cfaawlday: This market is fucking CRACKED 🤑🤑🤑
[+7] u/Erieztoys: Time to blow up my port. Hero or Zero time.
[+7] u/Sufficient-Aide6805: dude what. what the fuck. what did he say now
[+7] u/bearwithme23: anyone else like aggressively tired of this whiplash
[+7] u/browsk: What the fuck is even happening, how much money is moving it that fast?
[+7] u/SHOW_COCK_PASS_CPA: If the war never ends but we keep having peace talks SPY will be 10000
[+7] u/GoldenAries4: I’m not understanding why any semblance of good news isn’t priced in already and it pumps more despite already being pumped up on hopes and dreams.
It never pulls back when anything bad happens though.
I would think it’s actually the bad news that’s not priced in since we are at all time highs despite no progress being made.
[+7] u/Extension_Source8263: Problem is, if peace talks work there will be no more potential peace talks for the market to rally 3% a day off of
[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: They're sending the nepos to Irangard
[+7] u/TheDiplomat82: The FOMO in tech is fucking next level unreal.
[+7] u/JiffKewneye-n: in normal times, sending Jared Kushner, a man with no negotiations training, no international relations training to be the key negotiator for world peace would be....not good.
but these are hardly normal times.
[+7] u/Harp-Note: 100% gain. Done for the day. I'm so smart. ($13--->$25)
[+6] u/twostroke1: 2 video game graphic card companies carrying the market rn.
Truly a sight to see.
[+6] u/Potato_Battery: Nvdia’s like watch me add your entire market cap in a matter of minutes
[+6] u/Apfelmoes_: #
Axios: "according to a high level source, Iran is planning a short ladder attack on RDDT within the hour"
[+6] u/Antibody-Scientist: MSFT needs a good kick in the ass to move it back up.
[+6] u/analgape4206969: 3% day for no reaspn incoming..
[+6] u/kenathen: spy 800 eom. spy 1000 by June
[+6] u/SnooBeans7794: As Princess Leia once said “Help me Donald trump, you’re my calls only hope”
[+6] u/Camusknuckle: Just tried to get copilot to put together a really simple project timeline. It can’t do it. Manually inputting into excel now. Semis to the mooooon!
[+6] u/TacticalTackleBox: this shit is just so retarded
[+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: Finally a lucky break. Had 100 712c 0dtes and a random god Shrek candled cashed me out +10k
https://preview.redd.it/aynqy2dkt5xg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a885128ddb5e5c11c84efd8402caa4dce0319a74
[+6] u/S0Anon: most hated rally EVER
[+6] u/HooplahTiger: Everyone calling NVDA a boomer stock yesterday owes me an apology
[+6] u/tsunamiwaves_: The market can stay elevated longer than you can stay bearish
[+6] u/tallyhoallaboard: PULL THE GODDAMN RUG
[+6] u/PocaMadre69: Dumbest passive buying the hate in my heart has solidified into a Diamond
Bought more SPY 700p 5/1
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Man I was doing so well till like 2 days ago
[+6] u/unique_ptr: What did Axios say now?
[+6] u/Throwmeaway50472: This insider trading is getting out of hand man
[+6] u/itsnotshade: Peace rumor just dropped.
[+6] u/Think_Currency_8586: Trump just tweets and pumps it every day while straight of Hormuz just continues to be closed 😂😂 so comical.
[+6] u/UmopepisdnwaI: If you are down, just stand up.
[+6] u/MarcoPolooooo: Bought spx calls for 1.6 stop loss out at 1.2 they’re now worth 5k each
[+6] u/bbbbombbbb: didn't hold puts long enough yesterday
didn't hold calls long enough today
[+6] u/WasPunished: This market is fucking retarded I’m cash gang the coming weeks.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/ButtExterminator: I'm telling you, insider trading is much worse than anyone realizes.
[+6] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: Guys this is looking very bubly
[+6] u/TallyVisual: Sold my call a few minutes ago. You’re welcome.
[+6] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: April been a hella bull run next week bull trap market down 5%
[+6] u/akunisg: can we just agree no government intervention for these bastards when all AI come crashing down
[+6] u/PopularCut4124: For the 100th time in 20 days, the market pumps as the war ends.
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: generational euphoria
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Market's instructions are look for the dumbest most illogical play, and do that. With leverage.
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Remember the days when we would be up 1% and everything on your watchlist was green rather than half of it eating shit while the other half is mooning
[+5] u/saw-it: Market like if INTC did this good, AMD and MVDA must be killing it
[+5] u/Majestic_Natural_361: CEO of SPY Jerome Powell vindicated!
[+5] u/RichardSantelli: as a permabull these stocks are going up a little too fast too quick and im scared.
[+5] u/WillTheGreat: SPY starting to get overbought intraday, and there’s massive gamma build up at 712-715. Flow is starting to die down, I think we’ll probably start pulling back in the next hour. Bought some 0dte 711p.
Also dipshit said the market didn’t sell off as severely as he expected. So expect some dumbassery as he tries to push his limits
[+5] u/Lytalm: wtf just happened to USO
[+5] u/neverthy: Lmao sending witkoff and kushner again, you know what to do when that happens
[+5] u/Poptart_Salad: Oh nice we're sending, again, the two guys who have a 0% success rate in getting any agreements or deals, who Iran also absolutely hates! Genius sir, genius.
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: remember when redditors were telling you intc was a dead company and they were so behind in tech
[+5] u/InformationSad5653: I hate days like today where I feel like my only option is to buy small dips and sell for small profit
[+5] u/EmergencyInternal837: Advanced Money Destroyer
It's like that ugly chick in high school that made a come back and just turned hot
[+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: This is a game of chicken, but with feet dragging.
Both parties are intentionally trying to drag this as long as possible, thinking the other side will give in before them.
Because one party has time on their side, and the other party *thinks* they have time on their side.
[+5] u/Weekly_Lingonberry22: Do you guys feel like this pre market is pump we will get dumped ?
[+5] u/stonksf: Should I sell my 10000 intel shares
[+5] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Jarvis stroke it a little
[+5] u/TheGraeme95: AMD still going fucking crazy, still a couple weeks till earnings too
[+5] u/Simran-0: Come on car do the thing
[+5] u/PassiveF1st: No joke my entire fucking portfolio is red except for VOO and HOOD.
I do have NVDA Leaps but they are covered at the 185 strike lmao
[+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: Market is on fire and I’m down huge the last two days.
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Have insane fomo on AMD rn
[+5] u/verysillyman: AMD up a casual 62% on the month
[+5] u/Think_Currency_8586: Yall can thank me for placing my 0DTE PUTS. I CONTROL THE MARKETS 😈
[+5] u/analgape4206969: You think after a massive pump like that puts would be the play. So ill buy calls
[+5] u/Maximum_Light409: I'M A BOL AND I'M SCARED
[+5] u/theykeepbanningmebro: FIG is such an ass company. I regret buying it
[+5] u/headspreader: POET is just getting started motherfuckers
[+5] u/Different-Volume-129: The market is undervalued
[+5] u/Erieztoys: Get to work Drill Team Six.
[+5] u/broncocannon: all of this and BB gets slammed
[+5] u/Familiar-Estate-4895: lol the market does not like the current administration.
[+5] u/Electronic_Train_775: I CAN, in fact, stay solvent longer than the market can stay irrational
[+20] u/MrNo_Balls: I have lost so much money it is no longer funny
[+13] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: This dump is going to be legendary
[+12] u/Dulmut: what the actual fuck is happening right now
[+12] u/BruceMee: As if this shit wasn't hard enough -- he tweets that U.S. is sending the B Team, that Iran ALREADY SAID THEY DON'T WANT, to negotiate a deal that won't do shit to the clusterfuck of mines and damaged oil infrastructure, and therefore long term oil prices. But the market just eats it up, and idiot bears like me lose thousands more. So exhausted.
[+12] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Intel has earned a combined 67 cents per share over the last 3 earnings reports and in that same time frame has gone up about $45 per share.
[+12] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: WOW IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP TOO BAD I"M SO FUCKING STUPID I KEEP BUYING PUTS LOL (seriously i want to die)
[+11] u/LordRoyaltyJr: Guys keep buying the market. It can only go up and nothing bad will ever happen
[+11] u/Worried_Quarter469: AXIOS: kushner and witkoff to discuss deal to pump market with Iran
[+11] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I heard there's going to be a rumor.
[+9] u/McClintockC: Self driving cars
Self walking shoes
Self buying stocks
[+9] u/Leather_Floor8725: How many pumps on Iran talks have we had 😂
[+9] u/Oxidrox: Puts because Im sexually frustrated.
[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: burry about to rage delete his twatter again
[+9] u/Dry_Selection_1232: Holy shit dawg just nuke it
[+9] u/Zoloft5250: There's a high chance TACO threatens to nuke Iran by end of day so he can TACO again in Tuesday
[+8] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: Absolutely no fucking volume right now on spy
[+8] u/Dry_Bar_4965: OMG IVE BEEN TRYING TO SHORT THE WHOLE MORNING. and it keeps GOING UP.
I'M LONGING NOW
[+8] u/No_Cod972: How much money has been lost on short term puts the last few weeks?
[+8] u/AideApprehensive7441: Iran is going to say they’re not talking to these clowns it will go down .2% , Pakistan will say meaningful progress over the weekend towards peace deal up 1.5% and on it will go
[+8] u/Distinct_Car7737: My strategy of random typing on my laptop and choosing 4 letter sequences and buying is working.
[+8] u/wallstreetdegen6969: anyone tryna bite the bullet for me and put a limit order at my take profit?
https://preview.redd.it/ajzztp8b36xg1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=95e9fd0df8f5c8a1b6d6d61de58f56b6dffd1c41
[+8] u/No_Cod972: Don't worry bulls.
We've got our top guys, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, on the case this weekend.
Bers - I would be worried.
[+8] u/Meteyu32: I know the second I sell my puts it’s going to bomb …
[+8] u/wanderingtofu: Yesterday's flash crash on fake news is telling you the algos are on crack. This market is one Iran or US missile sneeze from tanking 20%... Trump even said, he was expecting a 20% drop and oil to hit 200... but we are not there yet. He says, we are at ATH... that means it gives him room to blow some shit up.
[+7] u/Ettenmaster: do you regards know what a blowoff top is?
[+7] u/Imgoin2brich: NVDA is up because Trump tweeted some pump? Or did he have one of his billionaire buddies make a call to wall street?
Literally nothing else is running like that stock
Makes me want to stop trading after 22 years
Fcking market is trash
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: Money really does buy happiness
[+7] u/imakesalotofmistakes: Crazy times we live in where a 4 trillion dollar company can pump 5%in a matter of hours
[+7] u/potato111a: Imagine getting caught and indicted for doing what the people you're working for is doing LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/e30jawn: I'm starting to think the market is the #1 driver of inflation
[+7] u/Round-Huckleberry570: Who the fuck is gonna hold over the weekend with no guarantees from the war, 0d puts it’s gonna bleed out its ass last hour
[+7] u/Slabbed1738: Holy fuck another $40B for anthropic
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #We are oversold and overdue for a pump LMAO🤌
[+7] u/OnlyBols: Ill buy u a session of therapy bers
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Bears have appointed a special envoy to negotiate a cessation of hostilities against their puts.
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: four days this week I have been +$100k for the day when I take my kids to school and in the red by the time I get home
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: it's only a fucking ten minute bike ride!
[+7] u/CHENWizard: You should probably sell before you take them to school then
[+7] u/haze_from_deadlock: I bought MSFT instead of NVDA but at this point I actually have a pretty impressive collection of actually terrible life-ruining decisions and this barely counts
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Markets as high as snoop dog on a friday night LMAO🤌
[+6] u/bronzewhale: Incoming "we never said that" tweet to bring it all back
[+6] u/Pizzabe: ive never being so much happier after I switch from being a bear to a bull
[+6] u/Stealthless: Dumb ticker names lately: BIRD and CAR. What's next, DOG? CAT?
[+6] u/vremains: Yes. Because I already took profits on my calls earlier this week.
[+6] u/Longtimereader69: Somehow it’s huge green and I’m flat. I picked all the wrong stuff 🙃
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Umm so why is oracle collapsing?
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’m tired of playing hard to get do you want this ass or no
[+6] u/Czyzzle: Ber get aggressive at 714
[+6] u/Jerikolol: The Bers have been obliterated. Entirely destroyed - their puts, their shorts, their defensive longs. Our risk-on troopers have totally obliterated the Bers. We won. We completely won. The straights of QQQ are entirely open for investing once again. AI/semis is not a bubble.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/drcornwallis23: How does this happen every single day
[+6] u/Low_Administration22: Rug pull like yesterday or nah?
No one even knows who is in charge in Iran. I cant see a legit peace deal happening at all soon.
[+6] u/Syab_of_Caltrops: #This isn't funny anymore. I feel bad for the bers now.
[+6] u/davidbigham: DONT FOMO. DONT FOMO DONT FOMO
[+6] u/PhatBonerMan: If it’s red at eod but a call and the next day you’ll be up it’s easy
[+6] u/Confident-Window4928: Every single semi is up like 25% in a week but no blow off top because everyone expects it so I guess we just go up another 1000% until people stop expecting it
[+6] u/freehouse_throwaway: would laugh if they pull that entire pump back
(i say this while trying to find an entry back in on 0dte calls)
[+6] u/Ok_Winner9825: The level of complacency shown today will be talked about for ages
[+6] u/Ill-Expression1737: sold my spy 710c way too early..for 40$ profit.. lol…
[+6] u/GetsOffToArmpits: apparently not buying AI stocks is financial suicide
[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: Semis keep ejaculating to the upside 🙃' blow off top sign?
[+6] u/Bxdwfl: Not even a K-shaped economy. Shit is just a fucking vertical line
[+6] u/Jon472: Damn if we were living in reality my puts would of printed today instead we got possibility of talks and a ceasefire that doesn't mean shit
[+6] u/Goldguysqueeze: Dump incoming this is not healthy
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: # BREAKING: Nvidia stock extends gains to +5% on the day and officially hits $5 TRILLION in market cap.
[+6] u/Apple2o: **SUP CUNTS MY OPTIONS ALREADY PRINTED BUT I STILL GOT 3 HOURS TO SHITPOAST**
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: SPY will close $720 today, surreal
[+5] u/ChickenYip: trump drafting up his tweet rn for the weekend to announce boots on the ground
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: Can this shit rip to 715 so I can get out of my calls
[+5] u/Irishbros1991: Iran going to Islamabad to talk to Pakistan not the US officially confirmed market still green LMAO
[+5] u/Tiny_Play2674: Freaking sold calls 10s ago
[+5] u/LimitIntelligent9946: I’m ready for another round of negotiations that won’t pan out again and the market to just pump anyways
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: This insane spike just confirmed my thesis: any time SPY pumps to ATH pre market it absolutely blows past it in regular market hours
[+5] u/Bizonistic: Hilarious that Witkoff and Kushner couldn't do shits last time, but this time will be different?
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i would say ber r fuk but that would not properly capture how truly and well fucked they are
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: im gonna regret not buying and holding puts over the weekend, i can feel it already
[+5] u/Separate_Asparagus94: Imagine INTC goes red
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: It’s trying to think what it wants to do
[+5] u/Primary-Nebula-8907: AMD worth more than Oracle, ASML and Micron!🚀🚀
[+5] u/grubernack276: I love my bears. They never hesitate to buy my puts
[+13] u/Technical_Sea_5022: they willl not let this drop lol
[+12] u/eyerollingsex: Constant headlines about young people being unemployed or underemployed but I don’t see either political party doing shit about it
[+8] u/Hammered_Time: Bulls are gonna be so trapped with thier 1000% gains
[+6] u/bringbackcayde7: how dumb would it be to buy Intel right now?
[+6] u/TheOriginalBushToad: I have one SPY 642 put/June 30 that I bought a month ago. It's just sitting there like, "please don't sell me. I promise to break even...."
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: If you don't take at least some profit today. You deserve to be here
[+6] u/SlipperySnail93: I can already see the "Negotations have fallen apart" post Sunday morning.
[+6] u/prana_fish: HAHAHAHA YOU COULD'VE FULL PORTED 0DTE $NVDA $210C AND FUCKING RETIRED BY NOW BUT YOU'RE A LOSER WHO BUYS SOFTWARE ON THE DIPS HAHAHAHA
[+5] u/Practical_Corner8839: DOJ stopped investigating JPow. It's just an act with these people
[+5] u/PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK: https://preview.redd.it/9b5ang90x5xg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a52817a2ae1631fada600bc1f20502abbe36986
[+5] u/No-Paint-5726: Someone really wants amd above 350. I thought it was intel but it's amd.
[+5] u/silly_gooz: liquidity sweep incoming
[+5] u/RhymeLab: This market is basically one giant slot machine.
[+5] u/br0botic: Blow off top deez nuts
[+5] u/Numerous_Two_102: Not happy that I won, miserable that I could have won 30x
[+5] u/dylanx5150: Dear NFLX,
You don't have to buy back a lot of shares. Just buy my 700 shares for $110. Thank you in advance.
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Some of yall gonna get burnt on POET
[+5] u/ibetyouliketes: Bears missed, but still least they swung. Its the cash gang sititng in their cuck chairs who have my disdain.
[+5] u/motorcycle-emptiness: Bruh week one of uncovered options and I got margin called fuck this
[+5] u/hermeskino715: This whole market is at the mercy of earnings lmao
[+5] u/EducationalClient759: Finally, AMD has officially stopped reacting to any and all technical indicators. Fundamentals left the chat. Full retard mode activated. 🚀🤡
[+5] u/dylanx5150: I won't need a Netflix subscription in my cardboard box.
[+14] u/Guilty_Commercial_22: Being a bear is painful but I can’t help it
[+12] u/Fsutrader: NEWS: Iran’s Fars News Agency disputes an Axios report claiming Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner will meet Iran FM Abbas Araghchi in Islamabad, calling it false and accusing Western media of trying to sway Iranian decision-making.
It’s remarkable Axios continues to do this and the market continues to believe it.
[+11] u/beachsandwichen: It’s crazy to look at this market and then be like yeh I think I’ll buy some more gamesuck
[+11] u/ConstantSpace5809: Iranian state-affiliated media outlet Tasnim says talks with US will not take place, denying claims from the White House 🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/jda823: They are still just sending Witkoff and Kushner to negotiate. 😂
This war is never going to end.
[+10] u/johncavic: IF THERES ANY GOD OUT THERE I NEED A 2% RED CANDLE ON QQQ WITHIN THE TRADING DAY
[+9] u/steelejt7: worlds worst oil crisis, straight is closed, and im somehow down 1% on oil, but sure, semiconductors just keep pumping. 👍
[+9] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Alright now dump to 702
[+9] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Reports in Iran: 'Meanwhile, currently there are no negotiations with the Americans on the agenda, and Mr. Araghchi's trip to Islamabad is not for negotiations with the Americans but rather to discuss Iran's considerations about ending the war with the Pakistani side.'
Um
[+9] u/johncavic: I am pulling my fucking hair out
[+9] u/Level_Counter3062: I like to buy people's covered calls and if it goes way down exercise instead of sell to close, just to fuck with them psychologically
[+8] u/NotGucci: Bulls galore. Next week mega bullish
Meta, msft, amzn, googl and appl all going beat and raise guidance.
Capex going increase. Calls all day everyday.
[+7] u/HunterSwifty05: bleed the rest of the day?
[+7] u/lordbell21: Bears failed, enjoy the slingshot
[+7] u/SmoothOperator423: Hear me out, we make an ETF for the pharmaceutical sector that only has companies that make Boner Pills. Ticker Symbol DONG
[+7] u/EscapeHistorical178: INTC 77p are .02.... good deal.
[+7] u/gregory601: I want to buy but I know this shit gonna be red Monday.
[+7] u/spudbro00: feels after this massive run up this is going to be a sell the news earnings week for tech. Everything is beyond overbought
[+7] u/PlentyArmy2411: I was promised a car crash
[+7] u/botistic: DRILL TEAM 6 READY TO DEPLOY
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Bears waiting patiently for that generational collapse, only to miss most of the rally but still celebrate buying the 10% dip after missing out on the 60% run-up during that time.
It's beautiful
[+6] u/DrElkSnout: still looking for that balls to the fucking wall 'all-in' move but I don't see it right now. there is just so much going on that leads me to believe the t admin wants a big ass fucking dump in the markets. i just don't trust it right now, even the gains.
[+6] u/lordbell21: If bears don't want a nasty bounce they gotta push through this
[+6] u/johncavic: The market gaps up on peace talks and then gaps up when the peace talk gets altered
[+6] u/sibalbyonshin: THATS IT MSFT JUST PUSHHHHHHHHHHH
[+6] u/SighRamp: When people equate low volume as "fake market" I fall into the bolded category and would bet I am not in the minority.
An upward price move with **low volume** often suggests a lack of strong conviction from buyers, although it **can also indicate a lack of sellers.**
[+5] u/Teckel22: *BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY GAPS UP 30% AFTER WARREN BUFFETT REVEALS BRAIN WAS UPLOADED TO CLAUD AI AND HE WILL BE CEO FOR EVER
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: >BREAKING: Iran’s Foreign Minister Araghchi is to convey Iran's considerations in ending war - Tasnim
twitter
[+5] u/wallstreetsimps: 3 weeks of ber annihilation
[+5] u/Mellowmoeniemauwe: You want the aladeen news or the aladeen news?
[+5] u/NazgulSandwich: Semis 4% today to make 22% in 18 days, longest consecutive and fastest rally ever by a massive landslide.
Despite this, the whole market is only 0.25% up. Utterly insane shit and not the sign of a healthy market. Good luck everyone bc the next couple months are gonna be crazy
[+5] u/Commercial-Solid-328: MSFT RIPPIJG NOW THAT IT PASSES 420
[+5] u/Venice_LA: Burry went short semi's to buy ADBE and MSFT. truly the WOAT
[+20] u/GrassOrAss954: Come on Iran, Turn on the air raid sirens for just a couple minutes real quick.
[+15] u/_Fibbles_: Man, I completely misjudged today. Stuck bagholding over the weekend and banned as well.
Believe it or not, strong alcoholic drinks.
[+14] u/Morocier: i keep buying puts to hedge but its just throwing away money over and over
[+12] u/Jadeclone1: # Senior Iranian official: No US-Iran talks scheduled in Pakistan
[+11] u/MoneyBadger14: Been a great week, my puts AND calls are losers
[+11] u/thedosi: Going martingdale strategy on QQQ puts has depleted my account.
[+10] u/arbitraryBlue: Will my euphoria continue on Monday? Idk but golly gee, I made rent today
[+10] u/HonestInvestment3025: They think i care my puts are down 85% lol.
[+9] u/D1finalboss: It’s a hard life being a bear
*licks my paw and scurries away into the bushes
[+9] u/clubdirthill: Much like Witkoff and Kushner I will be traveling to LA tomorrow to begin negotiations with Sydney Sweeney
[+9] u/oldsguy65: My name is oldsguy65 and I'm a putaholic.
[+9] u/TREN6969: Let the sell off begin 🐻
[+8] u/coloredzebra: Bro how the fuck are you supposed to exit these algo rips...SPX spiked to 7167, my calls went 10x, but price moved too quick to exit fml.......
[+8] u/zlordbeats: is there any actual real reason behind this pump
[+8] u/WorldTraveler35: My paper hands have failed me
[+8] u/Low_Programmer1814: Once the war is over, you can have your huge dip. Thanks for your attention to the matter.
[+8] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Putting Jared and Witkoff on a plane to Islamabad to prop the market up
[+8] u/FinePerformance1046: these earnings have to be fucking crazy
[+8] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: Imaginary Iranian delegation has arrived in Pakistan, according to two podcasters pretending to be Pakistani government officials.
[+8] u/sjgreen47: This shit is either about to gap up to 715 or down to 710 in last 15 min isn’t it
[+8] u/Icy-Motor-8519: So NEXT WEEK is gonna be uuuuge. 5 out of 7 of the Mag 7s have earnings. FOMC rate decision is on the same day and on top of that we have the whole war volatility. With everything at ATH what does a guy FUCKIN DO! Calls do NOT seem like the right choice but of course that is the way to go because NOTHING MAKES SENSE!!!
[+8] u/cow_grass: There is no way intel didn't cook the books right
[+8] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Hmm… Concepts of a negotiation. SPY ATH
[+7] u/FakeGamer2: I just made $12 on SPY puts which is about all you can hope for these days with puts
[+7] u/MenagerieAlfred: It is apparently very important we not be allowed to go below 713.
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: There is a gap on SPY at 150 when is that going to get filled?
[+7] u/ChainOfThot: I asked gemini Sept 22nd where I should put 10k for non obvious AI hardware plays (non mag7), 5k gain so far not bad:
|**Symbol**|**Description**|**Quantity**|**Last Price**|**Current Value**|**Today's Gain/Loss**|**Total Gain/Loss**|**Cost Basis**|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|MU|MICRON TECHNOLOGY INC|9.003|$494.72|$4,453.96|\+$117.03|\+$2,950.67|$1,503.29|
|ARM|ARM HOLDINGS PLC|13.827|$234.16|$3,237.73|\+$408.58|\+$1,237.76|$1,999.97|
|INTC|INTEL CORP|17.082|$81.07|$1,384.75|\+$244.01|\+$884.76|$499.99|
|AMD|ADVANCED MICRO DEVICES|3.12|$346.90|$1,082.32|\+$129.69|\+$582.47|$499.85|
|SNPS|SYNOPSYS INC|2.982|$499.37|$1,489.10|\+$126.77|\-$10.54|$1,499.64|
|CDNS|CADENCE DESIGN|4.046|$330.82|$1,338.47|\+$66.69|\-$161.42|$1,499.89|
|QCOM|QUALCOMM INC|14.95|$148.04|$2,213.19|\+$210.64|\-$313.09|$2,526.28|
|**TOTAL**||||||**+$5,170.61**|**$10,028.91**|
[+7] u/Jolly_Marsupial1657: Market wasn't this scary while dipping!
Mann, the way its going up is scaring me more 😭😭😭
[+7] u/RagingBearBull: this reminds me of the trade war thing.
eventually "investors" just shrug thier arms and become bullish on the AI killer robots.
if there is no humans, there is no bad news.
this is extremely bullish, as bad news usally leads to problems
[+7] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Yelling top every 2 minutes won't save your puts gey bears
[+7] u/DowntownChildhood648: Shoot... AAPL sucks... bad
[+7] u/Milf-Whisperer: Intc is going to shit itself. It’s going to be like a young midwestern factory worker who wins the lotto and blows through all its cash
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Intel should start issue more shares now that the stock is ATH.
Use those cash for the fabs buildings, capex, etc.
[+7] u/GrassOrAss954: Bulls, get out now. I’m about to go long and kill this fucking rally.
[+7] u/Jadeclone1: turns out the reason vance visits pakistan is because pakistan makes nice couches
[+7] u/cryptohorn: They should really go after the people who insider traded oil futures instead of some random soldier who made a few bucks
[+7] u/nocashflow_: using my morgan stanley debit card to instant deposit cash into RH to not pay etrade commission on lotto calls is peak degeneracy
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Why are "talks" only during weekends lmaooo
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Out of all things I could of bought and made money on...my only position is AAPL. Embarrassing.
[+6] u/Training_Baker5454: What does the algorithm have against $713 and $714? This is exhausting.
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: 3 pm power hour rotation from chip to space stocks
[+6] u/yosark: NVDIA has a $5 trillion market cap and which is more than 1/8th of our national debt
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: what tf is there to even buy without being a generational bag holder
[+6] u/Ahzmer: Next week is actually make or break... spy earnings essentially on Wed. And oil earnings on friday.
Crazy stuff.
[+6] u/Street-Badger: When you’ve finally capitulated, and can now just wait with a zen-like peace for your expected move to happen violently. The peace of the damned.
[+6] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: MMs probably have a good laugh pumping this garbage to sell way overvalued stocks to retards
[+6] u/KeyReaction892: And there you have it, bunch of tweets pushed us to an all time high while no talks will actually happen. Trump is the master manipulator.
[+6] u/_lueless: Who can add me to the signal chat where they decide what to pump every month?
[+5] u/CarioGod: yeah so they sailed the abraham Lincoln all the way to the middle east from the east coast for nothing
classic
edit: I meant the george h w bush carrier, the lincoln was one of the first two
[+5] u/onamixt: It’s a bull trap after a bull trap. I’m getting so rich after my puts, which 90% down, finally print 🤑
[+5] u/yyzindieee: Ts feels so dumpy holy as a permabull too
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Did everyone already close their apps and go home for the weekend? Shouldn't SOMEBODY be trading right now?
[+27] u/No_Psychology_4339: PLEASE BRO JUST ONE MORE DAY, I SWEAR THE STRAIGHT WILL BE OPEN BRO, WE LL HAVE PEACE ON EARTH, JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE DAY BRO
[+24] u/MusingsAndMind: 2k gambling loss
"gg i'll get em next time"
$70 groceries
"I really need to cut back on my spending."
[+18] u/orrangearrow: If mango starts beating the war drums in an hour, they really should just throw him in general pop for the most obvious market manipulation ever seen
[+16] u/stupidber: Calls on the guy that made $36k on polymarket by hitting a temperature sensor with a hair dryer
[+16] u/patmccock86: What the fuck is this retard pump for
[+16] u/accountingsavage10: I turned $600 into $100, I lost 600% according to RFK 😓
[+15] u/SxeySteve: So i guess it just takes 2 days to go from a complete power vacuum to speaking directly with the people in charge?
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: turns out war is bullish and oil shit doesnt matter
[+12] u/Dizzy-Monk-: Today was definitely a lesson in just buying the index for me
[+12] u/Porcupinesolos: I refuse to buy INTC, AMD, NVDA here
[+12] u/scm66: People who stand up right after the plane lands, how does your brain work?
[+12] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Can't lie seeing this amount of manipulation really feels like we're about to watch the entire system just come crashing down
[+11] u/ActivatingEMP: Honestly doubling down on oil here. Global storage drawdowns are still at 8 million a day and even if the strait opened tomorrow we would be at historic lows for inventory. I think we're going to be stuck with the strait closed for months
[+11] u/f0xinaround: PLTR employees are like, *"Are we the baddies?"*
[+11] u/Karl-Levin: Full porting oil calls never felt better
[+10] u/VitoCorleone187Um: so 🥭 gonna pardon ghislaine?
[+10] u/TopTrey9: It doesn’t matter at this point, even if the market comes down, so many people have been cooked. This price action is so ridiculous. It’s literally like 1999 all over again. So unhealthy.. everybody’s having fun and enjoying it now, but this is obviously destructive.
[+10] u/Able_Durian_1832: Nothing makes sense in this market.
[+10] u/WarmCan3034: I made 24 trades today to be down 22 cents LOOOL
[+9] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Bull trap to sell off incoming
!banbet SPY to dip down to 711 before EOD
[+9] u/SerialStrategist: I just inherited $200,000. Do I use it to buy a house or YOLO it on 0DTE puts?
[+9] u/Sad-Substance8684: You know it doesn’t matter what the Iranians actually agree on… The market will bounce on another fake piece of news, again.
[+9] u/OmegaBaita: Intc is now $80 need I say more
https://preview.redd.it/l1dg4xt9v6xg1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41cc7fa1b0357d8bb0453c96046fc35630b5bc59
[+9] u/Gothams_Bat: what tweet will he make right after market close?
[+8] u/frogger1988: honestly Friday is by far the worst day of the week to trade
[+8] u/DanielBandview: 2% of account shorting tqqq here lets see where it goes
[+8] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: INTC is not worth a 25% upside
[+8] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: A rugpull for ants! lol
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Market volume going to historic lows while market prices go to historic highs.
totally sustainable /s.
[+8] u/khryseos: I hate this fucking market
[+8] u/AfraidAnalyst: This fucking market is fucked
[+7] u/DancingCow: If you think the market is crazy now, just wait 'til 6 months from now.
[+7] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: This market might actually be the most retarded thing I've ever seen
[+7] u/Napster-mp3: I’m in a shitty mood all the time now. Maybe I need to tickle my prostate
[+7] u/Euphoric_Employer528: After two years of trying to day trade in down 2000 man im mad my life savings
[+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: The desperation to create FOMO is unreal.
[+7] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: man, past few weeks i'm just having $10k days it seems like every day. imagine being Ber. ew
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: so much Euphoria. might start seeing Sydney Sweeney form a double top
[+7] u/unbenchhench: there def wont be a sell off
[+7] u/SuffiecientSapian: So is everyone in here just casually making 20-50k today because wtf 😵💫
[+6] u/VariationConstant675: Never go full regrad at ATH...
[+6] u/bullrfuk: CNN reports that bers are seen burning American flags in anger
[+6] u/breakthebookie: Ppl forget the war resumes on weekends
[+6] u/Some1getmeablanket: My $77p 0dtes aren’t gonna print are they ☹️
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude fucking AI data center bullshit.
MU/WDC/SNDK rocket, I missed that train. AMD/INTC rocket, of course I missed that one because the advanced money destroyer and Nana's disappointment always fuck me.
So I sit and wait in MSFT and it fucking shat the bed on me yesterday, and just now I made it back to break even.
I dunno wtf to do anymore.
[+6] u/jijitalk: Omg netflix get up you stupid sack of stupid shit. :(
My bags are getting heavy.
[+6] u/BarracudaNo4227: There are no talks. They are trying to buy time and taking efforts to hold brent under 100$. When lies are untapped the crash will start.
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Microsoft has a big cock 👁️👄👁️