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[+7] u/FoodCooker62: Oil at $100 and market rocketing more than 4% in 24 hours. We are so meme'ing again.
[+6] u/AyumiHikaru: NKE is shitting its pants and no one is talking about it
I think market bottom is in
[+5] u/TTRango: this feels like an algo trap
[+18] u/jrex035: The head of the International Energy Agency says that the current energy crisis is worse than the 1970s oil shocks and the 2022 Russian gas supply disruption combined. He also warns that April oil supply losses could double March levels. 11m bpd of production in the Gulf is offline (an unknown amount is damaged) and even in a perfect scenario (which we absolutely will not get) it will take months to bring much of that production back online. And that's not even touching on damage to Russian output.
So of course oil is tanking and everyone is rushing to sell energy stocks in order to FOMO into a "war is over" euphoria rally despite the war very much not being over.
I swear to god that "Covid caused widespread brain damage" theory looks stronger every single day
[+17] u/Beetlejuice_hero: Nike holy shit. Back to 2014 levels. What an unmitigated disaster for an "iconic" brand.
Just goes to show you how hard stock picking is. One of the most well known companies in the world with a slew of mega stars rep'ing their brand.
Just how low can it go...? Unreal.
[+15] u/Zealousideal-Bus4712: so the US went in, blew up a girl's school, forced iran to close the strait and now bombing critical infrastructure like water desalination and energy while iran hits back at american allies (long term damage to over 40% of oil production in the region). trump tweets that the job is done and the market pumps 4% in two days.
mission accomplished guys. you can't make this shit up.
[+14] u/jrex035: When the war first started, it was suggested that it would be over within days. On March 1st Trump announced that the war would be over in 4-5 weeks (we're currently in week 5).
On March 9th Trump declared that the war was "very complete, pretty much" and was "far ahead of schedule" which caused a market rally.
Yesterday Trump suggested maybe 2 or 3 more weeks before the war is over.
But this time he must really mean it! In fact, the war is already over and the Strait is open for business
[+13] u/MutaliskGluon: Wow the market had like 1 day of not believing trumps nonsense lies but its right back to pumping like crazy on every lie he says.
Over 5% off the lows in QQQ stairs down elevator up apparently lmao
[+12] u/FarrisAT: Trump’s big peace announcement is on April Fools.
Makes you think.
[+10] u/Slim_Charles: While the administration is signalling a willingness to find an offramp, it's worth noting that the signs on the ground don't point to one. An additional US Carrier Strike Group, the USS George HW Bush, was deployed to the region. There are also signs that the USS Theodore Roosevelt is preparing to be deployed to the region as well. They will join at least two Marine Expeditionary Units, the USS Tripoli and USS Boxer Amphibious Ready Groups. Also sent to the region was the 82nd Airborne Division. There are also signs that additional USMC units may be preparing to deploy, and the Marine Force Reserves were sent warning orders last week telling them to be prepared for activation.
Making statements is free and easy, but moving forces around is expensive and complex. Large force deployments preceded both the Venezuela operation, and the opening of the Iran War. Something to keep in mind when analyzing the current situation.
[+10] u/sugeCRG: So the war is over in 2 or 3 weeks, but Trump says they’ll keep ‘blasting Iran into oblivion’ until the Strait is open, free and clear. After yesterday saying the Strait wasn’t his responsibility. Why does the market move on anything he says?
[+10] u/parsley_lover: How long can we stay in low hire, low fire mode. How long can we rely on Healthcare and Education only jobs?
[+9] u/sNeKbIt99: New boss same as old boss.
Literally.
Another lie.
[+8] u/FistEnergy: First Squawk:
IRANIAN PARLIAMENT: THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WILL NOT OPEN, WE HAVE NOT HELD ANY NEGOTIATIONS, AND WE WILL NOT HOLD THEM
looks like yesterday was a bull trap
[+8] u/_hiddenscout: March ADP Private Payrolls 62K, Exp. 40K, Last 66K
Retail sales 0.6%, Exp. 0.5%
Retail sales ex auto 0.5%, Exp. 0.3%
Control Group 0.5%, Exp. 0.3%
[+8] u/WickedSensitiveCrew: Bought some shares of ASTS/RLKB on Monday for a swing trade because of the moon mission today. Glad I did lol.
[+8] u/Peresviet: The seething hatred from this market pump is truly incredible. Markets are not rational. Good learning opportunity
[+8] u/millerlit: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/amazons-cloud-business-bahrain-damaged-iran-strike-ft-reports-2026-04-01/
Iran striking tech companies like they said they would
[+7] u/DietFoods: IRANIAN PARLIAMENT: THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WILL NOT OPEN, WE HAVE NOT HELD ANY NEGOTIATIONS, AND WE WILL NOT HOLD THEM
[+7] u/Swimming_Reply6673: Another 2-3% day coming up fueled by nothing more than hopes and dreams. Markets mooning 5-6% in 2 days on absolutely nothing.
[+6] u/fiskxhero: Can’t believe I watched my Meta position go down 10% and up again in half a week without buying more
[+6] u/FarrisAT: “During entire March 2026, only 84 tankers have departed the Middle East region via the Strait of Hormuz. That's less than 3 tankers a day. #OOTT #IranWar #Tankers”
Source: TankerTrackers.com
They track all ships that were in the Persian Gulf on February 27th. And where those ships are now.
Unless the ships turned off their AIS signal BEFORE the war, this method accounts for ships running dark.
[+5] u/FarrisAT: Can someone explain why exactly Trump would declare victory when oil isn’t even $90 a barrel?
And why would Iran accept a ceasefire now when Trump is giving in already so easily?
Why not wait a week for the leverage to grow?
That’s what I don’t get. The market price is saying that Trump will simply declare “mission accomplished”.
As a bull, all I want is TACO. But TACO only comes when Trump feels pain. Is he feeling pain at $90 a barrel?
[+5] u/iXProject: This why you don’t panic sell
[+5] u/shw09: I’m not sure that I buy this sudden pump, but it’s absolutely hilarious to see the bears freaking out after their political and overdramatic rants. lol.
[+22] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: Let's clarify something:
Nobody is mad because the market is going up. It's about the reason why and how irrational it has acted lately. People are tired of Trump manipulating the market and the blatant insider trading that is going on behind the scenes as well.
[+13] u/Greenmachine218: >Trump, in his primetime address Wednesday, will cast the US as having met or exceeded all of its military goals, according to an official. These include:
>• Destroying Iran’s ballistic missiles and production facilities
>• Annihilating its navy
>• Ensuring that Tehran’s proxies can no longer destabilize the region
>• Ensuring that the country can never obtain a nuclear weapon
>The speech will stress that the conclusion of operations may come in two to three weeks, the official said.
>—Bloomberg
Feels like this coulda been an email...
[+10] u/JamUpGuy1989: Everything is still shit.
The leaks for the speech tonight is basically saying we’re losers AND the Strait is still closed (telling our EU partners to figure it out).
And the market is up because…?
[+9] u/Few-Character7932: All people need to ask this. Why would Iranian president make a statement to American people today if the war is getting closer to the end? His statement seems to try to influence public sentiment in United States because they know something is coming. That something is probably troops on the ground.
[+9] u/Wings2493: Andddd here comes the dump
[+6] u/Apprehensive_Law7629: Whenever the market drops, I instinctively think: 'Oh no, what has that clown tweeted this time?' 🤦🏻♂️. I don’t wonder anymore about other possible reasons, I go straight to his account…
[+6] u/bslaven3: I'm only down 9% YTD. Thanks Trump
[+6] u/plutosbigbro: Hilarious the amount of people that are upset the stocks are going aka making money.
[+6] u/Express_Painter_450: We are going to witness the greatest April Fools joke on the Market we've seen in decades
[+6] u/LanceX2: Trumps mad when market goes down but when it has big up days he always says or does some dumb shit within 24 hours
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: SPY should be at like $525 even if Iran had never happened just based on historical trend lines and actual valuations but the ultra wealthy just have so much money and no where to put it.
[+5] u/Able_Show_8560: HOLY - I just checked VITL for the first time in a while. Its down to 13/share. Last a checked earlier this year it was at like 30. That one dude who posted in here got smoked.
[+5] u/fegewgewgew: Well I’m back to 0% on my investments so I haven’t lost anything. How is everyone else doing?
[+5] u/Cachectic_Milieu: Are there a bunch of bots posting here? Something is off…
[+5] u/Good-Bid-7325: $MU investors we are so back
[+5] u/joe4942: Back to positive YTD. QQQ still -4.3%.
[+5] u/drew-gen-x: I'd just like to say once again that I love reading these daily fights b/w the bears vs bulls while listening to Linkin Park. B/c....
"Here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind...."
[+5] u/IvoryTowerResident: Did Trump pick today instead of usual end of week because his backup plan is April Fools?
Might be the ultimate off ramp
[+5] u/drew-gen-x: Pretty good day. S&P up +0.72%, $QQQ up +1.22%, $GLD up +1.72%
I guess the markets will live to fight another day. I'm down -0.61% YTD. I can live w/ that all things considered.
[+5] u/Awagala: I think SPY hits $670 today, and possibly back to all time high tomorrow.
[+5] u/creemeeseason: KFS announced a name and ticker change to be purposed at the annual meeting. Changing to "Kingsway Corporation" instead of "Kingsway financial". Fitting since it's not really a financial company anymore.
New ticker would be KWY. I plan to vote to approve with my shares.
[+14] u/thenuttyhazlenut: Of course the rally was unjustified. Trump constantly lies. What Iran says is more believable lol
This could be multi year war. RIP the market. Alt f4. Close app. Uninstall. GG no re
[+13] u/seenasaiyan: “The strait will open naturally”
Looks like the bears were right. We’re absolutely fucked.
[+9] u/Educational-Boat917: Future looks like a damn waterfall
[+9] u/Kpints: Lmao markets actively trading down on this
[+8] u/Incorgnitos: Wow. I for one am shocked that the material conditions on the ground haven't changed and the president is a god damn moron. Who would have thought this was bad news for markets.
[+8] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: SPY is dead and crippled
[+7] u/AnyPortInAHurricane: whats it like to be long tonight
[+7] u/exhibit304: whats the point of this address to the nation? It's the same information, nothing new. does he like the sound of his own voice?
[+7] u/Cuberdon75: VIX up, futures down.
[+7] u/Outrageous_Tip_2133: So another 2-3 weeks? Didn't he say that like 2-3 weeks ago? This was so predictable.
[+6] u/seenasaiyan: Where are the permabulls at? Markets aren’t gonna like that speech. bUy ThE DiP GuYs
[+6] u/Based_Mr_Brightside: Very bad boys. Very bad.
[+6] u/shadow_breathing: He basically said April fools on the bull run. LMAO
[+6] u/VictoriaIsReal: Well that was a big pile of nothing, wasn't it
[+6] u/Xionic: The saddest thing about all of this is that even if he would have said tonight that the war is over he will just do some other stupid thing in a few months to destabilize everything again.
[+6] u/undisputed_truth: Phew I was scared gas prices would go down
[+5] u/MrTemecula: It was [reported ](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/world/iran-dismisses-trumps-claim-that-their-president-wants-a-ceasefire-as-baseless)two hours ago that Iranian Foreign Minister spokesman calls Trumps claim's "false and baseless". The Iranian Republican Guard, the real power in Iran at the moment, claims the strait is still under their control and closed.
Yet the market just ignores Iran and believes Trump will leave and the strait will open. Why put all your prospects on the President of Iran who has no authority in foreign affairs? Why would anybody believe Trump? In this case the facts are closer to the Iranians position, yet the market rebounds around 5% on a hope.
Markets are supposed to be forward looking. But this seems braindead stupid.
[+5] u/aur3l1us: He really thinks we are complete morons, doesn’t he?
[+5] u/Based_Mr_Brightside: He opens his mouth and lies come out. It's amazing 😲
[+5] u/AnyPortInAHurricane: He said piece was at hand Tuesday. Not peace.
His side piece was right there.
[+5] u/staythewaters: Alexa, play AC/DC's "Highway to Hell"
Extra special for the Australians out there.