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[+69] u/BillyShears2015: Spy is down over 5% over a month and bulls still have the audacity to jack off in the corner saying shit like “LMFAO bears”
[+66] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Gas is gonna be $10 a gallon and half the people in the US will still believe he is the best president ever
[+60] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: My 401K is just my 4K now sigh
[+56] u/Low_Plastic363: This is the exciting "everything is on sale" time. Soon comes the "when do we stop dropping" time. That's followed by the "how many years will this take to recover" time.
[+45] u/2020isgreat: "Nothing ever happens" "It's priced in" "War is over" "It won't affect oil prices" "Oil doesn't matter"
[+41] u/Derpy_Mc_Burpy: Trump is now gonna tweet out that he had a nice poop and market will rebound +10%
[+41] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: THERES THE TWEET LMAO
[+35] u/Most-Crazy2353: Just restart the simulation, PLEASE
[+35] u/gkdjsl: >As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
In the end it would be funny if it's actually the SEC that ends up bringing him down
[+33] u/yushey__: Same bullshit everyday. After hours pump. Then rape at 9:30
[+31] u/gkdjsl: Just take the L 🥭
Declare total victory for the 10th time for your geriatric fan base, let the Iranians set up their toll booth and walk the fuck away, you have no way to unfuck this you colossal retard
[+30] u/d1rtball: I’m going to sell at a loss, and then rebuy the same stock when the price goes back up
[+30] u/EarlyPattern6315: MANGO THOUGHT HE COULD TACO OUT OF A WAR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+30] u/RoccoFb: Why does Biden keep doing this?
[+30] u/Internal_Field5970: Not even political to say this dude is retarded
[+27] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: Bull delusion market propelled by cheap money and AI tech that won't be profitable for years being ended by this retard attacking Iran and halting 20% of the world's oil supply is one of the dumbest unforced errors I've seen a president make in my lifetime.
[+24] u/AirwickS: **Mango post that caused the AH pump:**
"As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
[+23] u/RemarkableVictory990: You guys really aren't appreciating the quality onlyfans content we're about to get
[+22] u/StrangeInsanity: “As per Iranian government request” LMAO sure buddy. I bet your imaginary Iranian friend politely asked you.
[+21] u/Tay_Tay86: Hahaha. The market doesn't buy it this time
[+21] u/InvisibleGarden: https://preview.redd.it/pri54nawagrg1.png?width=1172&format=png&auto=webp&s=29c919b8b0d5cd53e1086edc142c0e9a34c776bd
Cramer has given up and is posting pictures of ducks. It's over guys. We're cooked.
[+20] u/Senior_Professional4: bro made up negotiations and then lost the made up negotiations
[+19] u/Toys272: is gonna invade tomorrow after close, isn't he?
[+19] u/dingusmingus2222: https://preview.redd.it/42cvu59d5grg1.png?width=4096&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc750bd285f5e64cf8c9973a6d18081bd53bc702
[+19] u/9tacos: At this point, Iran should demand unconditional surrender. He’s fucking cooked 🤣
[+19] u/bruhhzilla: i'm honestly fucking sick of this guy's shit
[+19] u/iswearnotagain10: LMAO 🥭 can’t even drop oil by 2 whole dollars with a tweet anymore. Remember when he could drop it by $30 with one?
[+18] u/derprondo: Dust off your DOW $20k hats folks
[+18] u/Side_of_ham: “What are your moves tomorrow”
Fuck if I know chief, I’m not in the Signal chat.
[+18] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: I don’t believe his post. He has to take the islands this weekend. The strait needs to be opened like yesterday. The economy is about to plunge into a deep depression without the energy and commodities that come out of there
He honestly can’t wait lol
[+18] u/AcademicStandard3701: Green lmao
https://preview.redd.it/ysmg9ud34grg1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f1732d3b087adaa5e6ac5c6b162baa7c3af64e
[+17] u/svpa3991: Mango bankrupting the US when it’s already trillions in debt would be a historical record and probably would take pride in it with how big the number is lmao
[+17] u/Geese-Howard: Iran in 30 minutes "The Iranian government made no such request to "delay strikes" and there is zero negotiations going on with the United States"
[+17] u/TrickyDickCheney: Trump has no control of this war we are heading towards a crash.
[+16] u/SergeantThreat: In another universe, WSB is dead because a president with a weird laugh is keeping the market stable and boring
[+16] u/looool_k_libtard: Just straight up didn’t have a bounce for 4 hours. Yields going ballistic. 🥭 saying “I don’t care”. Welp, bye bye gains since sleepy I guess.
[+16] u/Oldschoolhype2: When the worlds most powerful narcissist meets the the world's most stupid armed conflict. 🐻
[+16] u/Chokeslam2Hell: ‘As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP’
[+16] u/RFKsBrainwormm: Iran has 🥭 by the balls
[+15] u/hioman01: Imagine trusting an Alzheimer patient
[+15] u/AlmightyyGlooo: https://preview.redd.it/49tjtntdagrg1.jpeg?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce18c946e5c32a4c7984b6c08f768408aa3aff9b
Trump right now
[+15] u/Coogiez: How to destroy a perfectly functioning stock market 101
[+15] u/Datsyuk131313: Well… that was fun. I will in fact NOT be quitting my job this year - or any year for that matter.
[+15] u/No_Current3675: NGL that was kinda ugly, boys.
[+15] u/jonneh: Here we go again! 🤣🤣
#
> 🥭 : I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME
[+15] u/No_Clue_3225: This extension of the deadline will extend to the next extension of the deadline, which will extend to the next extension of the deadline.
[+14] u/BreadfruitNo4967: Damn his tweets don’t have as much motion as they did before lmao
[+14] u/MissMatriarch: What do you mean “Delayed until April 6th?”
I thought the war was already won, Iran was obliterated and this operation would only last 4 weeks.
[+14] u/StonksInvesteur: Ofc they have to do that after market close 🤡. They’re scamming retails with real war
[+14] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Still a good idea to buy puts for this weekend. I don’t see how they can’t wait any longer in regards to the strait being closed.
🥭is now in a terrible position he fucked around and now is about to find out how much a stupid fucking mistake he made
[+14] u/gonebymidnite: Ok from this point is where it gets really nasty
[+14] u/Independent_Drop4317: Spy is primed for a circus breaker
[+14] u/spudbro00: Get ready for Iran press release contradicting this within the hour
[+14] u/ConstantEfficiency83: Algos aren’t even buying his shit anymore. Here’s the thing regards, this means at least 10 more days of higher oil prices. Which results in 2-3 more MONTHS of inflation.
[+14] u/zestykite: sigh.... this maniplation bs. straight playing games with people's lives. for real fuck all this.
[+14] u/SouthNice7324: Even the algos didn’t fall for that
[+14] u/Internal_Field5970: And the crowd goes mild
[+14] u/False-Box2223: Taco can’t even get 20 points out of his tweets anymore.
[+13] u/Stealthless: Ain't seeing 700 this year at this rate
[+13] u/timburgessthis: Oh they are definitely landing troops this weekend
[+13] u/HonestScar7176: Iran is literally winning.
[+13] u/2020isgreat: His TACO is getting no mileage now
[+13] u/Historical_Mail7496: Embarrassing attempt Donny
[+13] u/MissMatriarch: I can only imagine the tantrum 🥭 is having right now, because his manipulation didn’t work as well as it did before.
Such a lovely sight.
[+13] u/gamersEmpire: “buy the dip”
bro this is a sinkhole
[+13] u/BarbellPadawan: Barron must have finished loading calls huh?
[+13] u/chikenbeer: Me: I'm down 2%
Claude: Just hold
Me: I'm down 5% now
Claude: Hold
Me: I'm down 10%
Claude: Keep holding
Me: I'm down 20%
Claude: Maybe sell now.
[+13] u/Murky-Gas-7976: Exact same playbook as tariffs this is retarded
[+13] u/tinydisaster: Almost 20k comments in the daily thread. Shit is getting real.
[+12] u/jraiv420: If it's this bad now imagine oil at 120+
[+12] u/Responsible-Rip8793: ***Bols entire strategy is based on waiting for an senile 🥭 to tweet out another lie. No fundamentals, no real system, no analysis—just praying for a positive tweet***😂
[+12] u/HistorianMuch8963: You are not addict to dumb scrolling the daily wsb feed.
You are actively monitoring the geopolitic situation.
[+12] u/ats55: *TRUMP EXTENDS IRAN DEADLINE TO APRIL 6
[+12] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Ahh yeah nothing like a nice manipulative pump after hours
[+12] u/FlyWannaBeRichGuy: LMFAO, and of course the SEC gonna walk around blind AF.
[+12] u/MissMatriarch: Lol market’s not even pumped 1/4th of the last time he moved the deadline and it’s already dumping.
Taco already priced in.
[+12] u/ShittyUsernane1222: if 🥭 TACOs rn, it means the US has capitulated unconditionally to Iran lmao.
[+12] u/PinealTone: lol another 10 days of self imposed dateline .. you can't make this shit up..
[+12] u/FlowerLizard: This is misdirection before a military action this weekend.
[+12] u/EarthConservation: Elon Musk and Donald Trump... like two peas in a pod:
Musk: "One more year"... "One more year"... "One more year"... "Buy our stock"
Trump: "One more week"... "One more week"... "One more week"... "Buy the market"
[+12] u/carbonpro: half of the spike already sold off, nobody is buying the TACO anymore
[+12] u/2020isgreat: The muted reaction to a pretty big TACO got me more confident in puts tbh
[+12] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Does 🥭know the strait is still closed? He really doesn’t have much leverage anymore it seems like. 😂 what a fucking joke
[+12] u/ungerecht: Iran says free passage for the publication of the complete Epstein files
[+12] u/mannycalls24: SPY up $2 after being down 12 congrats bulls
[+12] u/42thefloor2011: Pump already gone LMFAO!!! It's over for the USA
[+12] u/TarrifJacksonJr: The boy that cried ceasefire
[+12] u/Soffatjockis: Mangos threats are as empty as his head.
Iran called his bluff and now he's trying to save face and buy some time.
Just fucking taco for real and pull the fuck out you pussy boy. Maybe if you ask nicely Iran will keep the hormuz open for free trade again.
Fucking idiot.
[+12] u/NotMe357: "TACO: Talks are ongoing and going very well."
TACO: Pausing period of energy plant destruction by 10 days to Monday, April 6th, 2026"
The market doesn't seems to belive him anymore. Oil dump a bit but recover slowly now.
[+12] u/wyudtix: Weak pump. Taco might be washed
[+12] u/Bludeagle: Guess what will happen after the 10 days extension. Yes, another 10 days
[+12] u/moazzam0: This is the most substantial taco yet and it came right after Iran said they have a million troops ready for the US Marines being sent there.
[+12] u/mikeytho1: Was up +14% on the port today and I decided to do some greedy bullshit during power hour and ended up -5%. I'll never fucking learn my lesson.
[+12] u/patmccock86: Algos must be programmed by middle schoolers, imagine falling for the same tweet 25 times
[+11] u/softboiledjadepotato: Everytime this moron does this, it just gives Iran more and more leverage. Unbelievable
[+11] u/Accomplished-Mango92: I thought we completely obliterated irans nuclear facility in june and that the war was mostly completely over 3 weeks ago and again this week
[+11] u/ConstantAd1: My move is to PANIC SELL EVERYTHING
[+11] u/Peeeeech: I called the hotline and Pam Bondi picked up
[+11] u/TimedOutClock: The size of the own goal scored by mango on the US standing is just chefs kiss. He's somehow pissed off the entire planet and cucked his own army by closing what was an open strait. Now stocks are crashing cause money knows he's fucked.
The da Vinci of bankruptcies
[+11] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Forget Brent Crude, I got bent crudely today
[+11] u/Senior_Professional4: lost kinda a lot of money today
[+11] u/31andnotdone: if you made a lot on oil and dont buy yourself a falcon you're a poser.
[+11] u/pootenanner: Scam pump on scam tweet. Will be erased shortly.
[+11] u/Geese-Howard: Why couldnt this fucker tweet that when the market was open?
[+11] u/Scalpaholic: 🥭 just won't let Market die a peaceful death. Keeps sneaking back into the hospital room and injecting Adrenalin into the IV Bag. Just let it go and actually solve the problem.
[+11] u/Isthatastarorufo: Mom... Trump is negotiating with himself again
[+11] u/Poptart_Salad: Oh my god dude just stop, let the fucking market drop ffs
[+11] u/prana_fish: Honestly, looks like a weak TACO.
[+11] u/Suspicious_Ad9833: Manipulation getting weaker and weaker, markets finally getting it
[+11] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: Bols after the market tanks 2% and then upticks 0.4% in AH after a retarded tweet and the strait is still closed: "ANY LAST WORD GAY BERS?!"
[+11] u/mrhappyfunz: 🥭 cried wolf one too many times. Market is not buying it
[+11] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: Yes, go fucking red in AH now too, don't buy this retards bullshit lmao
[+11] u/MadSkyGlider: That’s what happens when u overuse your powers kids
[+11] u/stormchaserguy74: This is getting old.
[+11] u/Napster-mp3: Hahaha 🥭 has fucked up so bad he is kissing ass to Iran now
[+11] u/taintedmask: looks like the market realizes the bs. orange man has a ticking timebomb and the 10-day talk extension only means the strait will continue to be blocked for 10 more days.
[+11] u/Jadeclone1: # Trump extends deadline to strike Iran energy sites
how do the usa still have credibility
[+11] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao 10 year yields go over 4.4% and he immediately delays bombing infrastructure. Bessent standing next to him as he frantically types it out.
[+11] u/BigToadEats: Brutal corruption and insider trading.
[+11] u/No-Put2311: If 🥭 gets away with a third TACO this week alone its just rigged
[+10] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
[+10] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Bols were literally being backshotted all day long . I bet their backs are hurt and broken after 8 hours of back shots by us gay bers🌈🐻
[+10] u/apurimac777: # MILLION RETARD MARCH ON WASHINGTON
[+10] u/DanqueLeChay: I feel like bers still have a sense of humor when they are down. Bols just get rabidly mad and even when they’re up their jokes are lame and low effort. Is it because they are fuk?
[+10] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Puts on the ground soon
[+10] u/weewoowewoooo: More market manipulation and insider trading lmaoooooo
[+10] u/Got_Engineers: What in the actual fuck
[+10] u/Pazzaaaaaa: As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
[+10] u/a2cthrowaway4: I don’t understand why the fat f\*\*\* cares so much about extorting the market for all it’s worth. He’s gonna be gone in 8 years tops. Won’t even get to spend it
[+10] u/betaforever: He really does this when the bonds creep up, creepy fuck
[+10] u/Queasy_Soil9646: It was hard to hold options over the weekend. Now cannot even hold anything overnight.
[+10] u/ckami_91: Even bulls don’t believe this shit anymore
LMFAOOOO
[+10] u/FFElite93: Let me guess we’re going to find out a billion dollars in calls were bought before trumps announcement
[+10] u/HonestScar7176: Seems like nobody is buying your tweets anymore you fucking clown. Weak ass after market pump lolololol
[+10] u/Such_Coin: Even my dog is asking for a SEC investigation at this point.
[+10] u/Clubpenguin8888: The market simply does not trust him anymore lol
[+10] u/OneLeggedJaguar: Weakest taco ever lmao. White people taco night ass taco
[+10] u/Zimoula: Weak pump, back to 2pm prices lmao
[+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Bro the pump is fading say more shit like the Hormuz is 100% open or some shit.
[+10] u/PositiveToe2761: Oh boy another opportunity to buy puts
[+10] u/Same_College2053: 🥭 going to be the guy who cryed wolf.
His tweets are losing effectivness. Soon i wont even be checking them. Just lies for market manipulation
[+10] u/Swiftnice: He literally said in the tweet despite what the media says aka it's a total lie and there are no talks.
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: Friendly reminder that the US Marines arrive in the Middle East tomorrow. If there's going to be a ground phase, it could start tomorrow. (Right after the market closes.)
[+10] u/Boheed: NASDAQ officially ended the day in correction territory
[+10] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: options trade in most platform till 4:15pm, the spike was at 4:12, BEAUTIFUL, JUST BEAUTIFUL
the legality
[+10] u/According-Page8618: whole pump sold off in 10 minutes lol
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be incredibly funny if the US declared bankruptcy due to bond yields and getting short squeezed by oil prices right after attempting to invade Kharg island.
[+10] u/rixxxand: A year ago this shit would have ripped 6% in 10 minutes. Nobody believes him anymore
[+10] u/JohanLiebert92: no amount of pausing is gonna open the Strait for him though lol 😂 what an idiot, he doesn't realize the markets are reacting to what is happening now
there's still missiles flying everywhere, try and pause the reality dumbass
[+10] u/Aware-Teacher5389: FIFA Peace Prize winner pauses blowing up residential power systems until April.
[+10] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: The irony is every single day you delay it is costing the world tens of billions of dollars in oil and further eroding the economy. Stuck in the escalation spiral shoutout Robert pape
[+10] u/31andnotdone: just spent $80 on a 16 gallon fill up.
[+10] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: People in the Philippines are literally no longer driving their cars and he believes we can just tweet out of this
[+10] u/BoostMobileGuy: If you ever feel stupid remember that some regards bought fake meat stock for $200
[+10] u/HonestScar7176: Bulls whole financial thesis is based off mango tweeting lies. How fucking pathetic.
[+10] u/HonestScar7176: Hahahaha. Nice try you fucking moron. Look how weak this pump is. It’s gonna be gone by tomorrow morning. What a fucking idiot bulls are. Fucking morons.
[+9] u/SouthNice7324: My portfolio unconditionally surrendered before Iran did
[+9] u/Moon_Rose_Violet: I love to lose 4% of my portfolio for no reason other than that the president has syphilis
[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: At least *all* of my trades didn’t move against me today. Just the biggest and most leveraged ones.
[+9] u/Gom_KBull: Dumbass bols begging 🥭 for a tweet to save the ashes that used to be call contracts. Tragic, anyway...
[+9] u/pooterssssssssss: Bull market ended and cnbc doesnt even mention it lol
[+9] u/Muted-South4737: Ngl, my trading strategy at this point is reliance on overt fraud
[+9] u/thrillho145: Bring back Biden's market
[+9] u/Taiyoken: Sold my longer dated puts for +41% today, no open positions except a monthly MU lotto. The worst part of gambling is not having an open position but the best part of it is not getting annihilated by a tweet overnight
[+9] u/ebfeebfe: *tradetalkgoingwell.exe* crashed
[+9] u/jokull1234: Pam Bondi screeching “The Dow is at 50k!” was too obvious of a top signal lol
[+9] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Why did the White House twitter page send a pixelated picture of 🥭 wtf is going on
[+9] u/MissMatriarch: Disappointed: Yes.
Surprised: Hell no.
[+9] u/TwoNine13: Classic fucking retard tweet timing
[+9] u/sonianevermindX: Market not falling for it again lol
[+9] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Trump trying to save Barrons calls.
[+9] u/MagneticRetard: There is something funny about these wallstreet algos throwing boomer retirement fund into the fire every tweet trump makes
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Talks are going well even though there are no talks
[+9] u/Get_dat_money: This extension of a deadline seems.... Really familiar.
[+9] u/jerm2z: Lulz that pump fading quick
[+9] u/OnymousCormorant: Market fading this AH pump hard holy shit
[+9] u/horseisahorse: lol, this is so annoying
[+9] u/patmccock86: "I am extending a pause on extending a pause, followed by a chance of extending the pause's pause. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
[+9] u/yyn1999: worst taco pump ive seen in my life
[+9] u/Vegetable_Push6542: So on day of deadline when Iran tells 🥭 to go fuck himself is 🥭 going to put out another tweet saying another extension
[+9] u/gkdjsl: Incredibly tepid pump, even the algos are tired of this bullshit
[+9] u/illinformed-will: That sweep buy of 1,5M spy shares just 10 minutes before the tweet, insta dumped after the spike... They know everyone's now aware of their market frauds and that they're scrutinized, yet they dgaf and double down more than ever on their schemes
I think they know they're done for and just want to milk as much as possible before they aren't in position to do so anymore
[+9] u/spudbro00: More extensions = the longer the strait is closed is all I took from it. Red by morning
[+9] u/HonestScar7176: Do you know how red the market is gonna be tomorrow after mangos sad attempt to pump it after hours failed?????? Nobody believes a word he says anymore and he’s showing that he’s not holding all the fucking cards like he thinks he is. Burn it all to the fucking ground.
[+9] u/Nateleb1234: Today is one of the worst days of my life. All because I am a meta shareholder. I am so stupid for thinking meta is a good company. I feel very stupid for not selling after earnings. I didn't think it would crash 25 percent for no reason.
[+9] u/Beagle001: tweets at market close. Such a transparent, desperate piece of shit. Nobody around him can even advise him now. They fired all of the smart people. Smartest person close to him maybe has a Bachelor of Arts.
[+9] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Trump tacoing and the market doesn't care lol
[+9] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Bulls can’t even open their phone because of their tears. Lmao
[+9] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Wanna bet on Apr 5 - after stock market closing hours we will see a tweet:
"Due to my compassionate nature, I WILL DELAY BOMBING ALL IRAN ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR ANOTHER 15 days. Thank you for your attention! "
[+9] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Anyone tired of this shit?
[+9] u/ihopethisworksfornow: >“I mean seems obvious that mango is going to tweet over the weekend that we’re postponing strikes on power plants again because “talks are going so well”, and that “Iran needs to make a deal, for there own good, or the consequences will be BAD FOR THEM”
>1 hour ago
Apparently mango couldn’t wait for the weekend
Sad fat predictable bastard
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: trying to pump the markets before boots on the ground
[+9] u/reactzzzz: compared to tariffs these pauses don’t mean shit, strait is still closed
[+9] u/PapitoMusk: Why don't he just admit he fuked up? Rather than trying to delay the inevitable defeat.
[+8] u/ConstantAd1: **The Government of IRAN has requested, and is hereby granted, 50 Bootylicious Latinas from VENEZUELA. Thank you for your attention to this matter.**
[+8] u/Ssjalexgd4: TACO! I NEED YOU TACO!!!!
[+8] u/Montyprice7206: To be fair to 🥭 , most wsb regards know how hard it is to convince someone to open their strait for you
[+8] u/CulturalConclusion76: 🥭 will just blame Obama for the recession
[+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: If you thought it couldn't get worse, I'm unbanned today.
[+8] u/No_Fig_7835: someone check in on bogleheads
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Bols.
If you thought today was bad, I've got some bad news coming tomorrow after close.
[+8] u/talaabo: The boy who cried taco.
[+8] u/FiveEggHeads: what the hell just happened
[+8] u/anon_dih: I’m so fucking tired of fucking winning
[+8] u/patmccock86: Manipulation of the markets like this is comical. Taking something he never cared about (stocks), and playing it like a GTA V side mission
[+8] u/Quirky_Push_2506: AI bot trading really needs to be banned. The violent swings on news headlines are just BS at this point.
[+8] u/Money_Essay7793: This guy will do anything to keep the market alive😂
[+8] u/VictoriaIsReal: That move started at 4:06. He posted at 4:11
gg wp
[+8] u/lucididdy777: cant wait for the market to start selling this bs instead of pumping the market on fake as propaganda
[+8] u/SomePolack: This manipulation is fucking insane RIP my USO calls
[+8] u/br0botic: Trump is talking to his imaginary Iran leader friend again
[+8] u/Detail-Vegetable: Pretty obvious he's lying... April 6th is a Monday.
[+8] u/Senior_Professional4: this is how +5% days start
[+8] u/emergencyexit: that's it? a debasing tweet and all you get is a shitty little spike
[+8] u/Whole_Tea_4383: he is clearly pumping the market to load puts tomorrow. 16:05 tomorrow night he will announce boots on the ground
[+8] u/boycottredditmgmt: By April 6th it’s still too late though. The supply crunch will require all gov + agencies to release more reserves. Even with that it will not be enough to sustain the usage demands with the current price
[+8] u/gdubbs5799: I’m so fucking tired of tacos manipulation and bs, the algos should know better by now.
[+8] u/FearlessStatement144: 642 tomorrow. Fuck his stupid fuckin tweets
[+8] u/boraboca: 🥭 ability to manipulate the market is dying
[+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: THAT'S IT, I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY I'M MOVING TO NEW MEXICO.
[+8] u/Successful-End7689: Good news:
Energy plant destruction has been delayed for 10 days gents 😂
[+8] u/Academic_Banana_5659: Can no one stop this sack of shit from driving the market off a cliff?
[+8] u/iliveasimplelife: Algos were updated with the TACO patch earlier today.
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: He’s gonna tank the global economy. We’re so fucked
[+8] u/ebitdasga: How is this idiot still going to blame Joe and JPow for high inflation and interest rates?
[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: so obvious that they will dump it tomorrow
[+8] u/gkdjsl: lmao imagine dying for this clown show
[+8] u/Swiftnice: Crude has almost completely recovered lol no one believes this bitch anymore
[+8] u/FlyWannaBeRichGuy: Jesus H Christ, 1.2 % swing within 10 mins... That's so freaking shady the SEC still prob won't look at that trade...
[+8] u/trsx5: Unreal man. Fuck this guy
[+8] u/Reasonable_Cow3667: saddest pump I've ever seen
[+8] u/Sidney_Godsby: lol Bols. Not even the taco can save you now lmfao
[+8] u/DismalCreme4680: Iran be like, “we requested what? Bitch stop saying shit”
[+8] u/dybalapogba21: Hilarious that in 2026 the POTUS’s official statements are now disregarded by a majority of investors
[+8] u/DarkR124: “Fake news media” = the literal statements from the Iranian government.
Okay then.
[+8] u/Bilbo_Butthole: lol no one believes mangoe anymore
[+8] u/Tay_Tay86: Oil isn't buying it. Already recovered
[+8] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Rut roh, oil has already almost fully recovered from the latest twitter assault from President Pump
We legit might be fucked tomorrow
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Sarah Palin doesn’t seem so bad anymore
[+8] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Looks like we’re pumping tomorrow on this fake news
[+8] u/modder9: Kegsbreath didn’t get the troops in position and needs 5 more days.
[+8] u/Evander85: Turned off options but now exclusively trading 2-3 leveraged ETFs. That is somehow safer to me. Dont ask questions
[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: orange keep delaying everything isnt bullish at all, it likely means oil will stay high for a longer period
[+8] u/Frozen_Shades: Fuck retiring. Consider....parking lot heart attack.
[+8] u/Sidney_Godsby: Anybody can say they saw this coming. That’s the easy part. It doesn’t really mean much if you didn’t profit from it, though.
[+8] u/Misc_Thoughts: I somehow have less money then what I had during the tariff bullshit
[+8] u/Q4shm0ney: LMAO he had to extend the deadline because if he didn't he'd be bombing power plants tomorrow and Monday would open -6%. Most pathetic taco yet! See you for the sell off tomorrow
[+8] u/delicious_oppai: watch Iran say we asked for no extension cause there is no negotiation and we fall off a cliff LOL
[+8] u/zestykite: the entire world market is held together by the hopes and dreams that this one guy tacos out of his bad decisions. sounds like a solid economy.
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: Give me a pack of Camel blues, an uncrustable sandwich, and the ability to give away Montana, I think I can broker a peace deal with Iran
[+8] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: This needs to stop. Someone fuckin do something man.
[+8] u/Different_Being368: They saying AI will replace you, meanwhile most sofisticated news related trading algos are being played by an orange geriatric with a phone. Stop, just stop. CL to 120$
[+8] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Morals and ethics aside, fatty is making us look weak.
[+8] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: I might sound crazy. But idk if I believe this administration..
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Don’t fall for this shit unless oil goes down
[+7] u/Split_Seconds: People are tired of the lies. Flat or red tomorrow.
Only way to force a resolution is with thr markets in the red.
[+7] u/svpa3991: They don’t call it Microsoft 365 for nothing lmao
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #SPY about to hit zero if not below zero LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Salty-Bar-1975: What are his moves tomorrow?
No seriously
[+7] u/ssenseaholic: how many of you will need to end it all tonight? Or is it just me
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: # LETS DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW
[+7] u/XX_AppleSauce: I’m definitely buying index funds here.
Like SQQQ and stuff.
[+7] u/Powerful_Mission_655: As a bear now im seeing too many bears in here so month calls out from here 😎
[+7] u/Tall_Helicopter_833: Hey working until you fall over dead isn’t too bad right?
[+7] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Let's just choose 🥭. How bad can he be?
*Starts World war 3. Draft age upped to 65....*
[+7] u/Abject_Wish_3787: They said VOO and chilll. me down 7% since Jan 2026 (it;s only been 3 months) I guess -20 in next 2. So much winning
[+7] u/Burtonwurton: Take care of yourselves retards, tomorrow is another day.
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: I can’t believe SPY did exactly what I thought it was gonna do lmao that bitch *never* acts like reality is a thing
[+7] u/ramdomvariableX: Going to look for the next pump news by morning.
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: We’re about to learn some shit about yield curves in this bitch. Treasury futes are not fake
[+7] u/Coogiez: Can a brother get a taco
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: My moves tomorrow: Twitching at the end of a rope
[+7] u/Oneok-Field: The swing tomorrow is going to be crazy when Trump tweets in the morning that the war is all done, then boots on the ground starts 2 minutes after close
[+7] u/scooterhomeimprover: Actual corruption bro
[+7] u/Rich-Badger-7601: EVERY FUCKING DAY RIGHT AFTER MARKET CLOSES
[+7] u/Skylake1987: Dumbfuck in chief is TACOing more and now has a ‘10 day pause’ instead of his original 5 day pause because ‘talks are going well’
Market still believes this fuck lul
[+7] u/Accomplished-Mango92: Dont sell your puts the regard just saw another big red day
[+7] u/Independent_Drop4317: LOL he’s treating this like his tariffs. Art of the deal
[+7] u/FearlessStatement144: This shit is just ridiculous.
[+7] u/seasix732: Tepid reaction, nobody believes him anymore
[+7] u/Bigamungus: Like clockwork holy shit lmaooo
[+7] u/burtburtburtcg: 🎩: Mr 🥭 we need more exit liquidity
🥭: deadline extended
🐂: 💸💸💸➡️🎩
🎩➡️🤑, 🐂➡️🥩🍔
[+7] u/Same_College2053: We keep winning the war. Then it starts again.
So many wins!
[+7] u/BigShmokeBuffer: My talks with Emma Stone regarding seggsytimes are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well 😠
[+7] u/jraiv420: The taco 🌮 might actually fail
[+7] u/MissMatriarch: Oil dip has been completely bought up.
Nice try, 🌮
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Bears are gonna get a taste of what bulls experienced.....
[+7] u/r_BigUziHorizont: bought puts right before that candle and feel 0 reason to be afraid rn
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: "energy plant destruction"
we're in a video game
[+7] u/MissMatriarch: BREAKING: 🌮 Tweet lost so much validity, SPY has only been set back:
\*1 hour\*
[+7] u/GenesGeniesJeans: T A C O F A I L E D
[+7] u/gomper: Yep pump already fading. He has worn his tweet power out, everyone know he will be back to threatening hell on earth within an hour or 2
[+7] u/LivinLike: 🥭 pump was ineffective 💀
[+7] u/Force_Hammer: What is this? A pump for ants?!
[+7] u/Bludeagle: This the tiniest peepee pump ever
[+7] u/wildcat1055: The boy who cried Taco
[+7] u/svpa3991: Some hedge fund losing millions cause their algos 😂 they bout to remove keywords “ceasefire, deal, won” from their algos real soon
[+7] u/PompeiiSketches: The day this buffoon can’t TACO out of his moron decisions is the day we enter THE GREATEST DEPRESSION
[+7] u/sailortyx56: "As per Iranian Government request..."
Does Iran even know about this???
[+7] u/Geese-Howard: TACO is done
The only thing that can save the market is confirmation from Iran on any talks/ceasefire (lol)
[+7] u/wyudtix: I’m from the future. Tomorrow looks like this 🟩🟩🟩🟩
[+7] u/mikefromedelyn: ok I'm done losing money see you freaks in 3 months I'm buying CD's
[+7] u/2020isgreat: What happens to the bull case when the tweets stop working
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: changed my mind.
tomorrow big red day.
why?
🥭 discount factor + overwhelmingly bearish macro indicators.
[+7] u/delicious_oppai: market is so fucking dumb LOL oh ya 10 more days of almost no tankers through humus but lets jump to 652
[+7] u/rnbwshrm: Talks are going well with my threat of causing a tarded humanitarian crisis, therefore I will wait a few days extra. GG WP
[+7] u/Majestic-Bass6772: the asians are gonna wake up and once again see that we dumped it on them mannnn
[+7] u/LadderAdmirable: The pause is for 10 days lmao. Now short term hedges will need to unwind and should take us back to 680 within that time period after which its time to load the puts again. Calls all the way till SPY 680
[+7] u/Commercial-District1: 100% green tomorrow, there will be a new *announcement*
[+7] u/MissMatriarch: SPY you better start dumping right this second.
Literally nothing has changed.
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Oh oh. Markets are believing in the bullshit
[+7] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: and to no ones surprise, trump extends pause on attacking energy infrastructure to april 6
[https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/26/trump-iran-war-oil-energy-pause.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/26/trump-iran-war-oil-energy-pause.html)
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: Lol🥭 has no balls it’s so funny, just commit you coward
[+7] u/Majestic-Bass6772: the DOW is 4k away from world peace
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: Yea bro, taco, surely the market doesn’t -2% again tomorrow
Enjoy your $6 gas
[+6] u/EmergencyInternal837: I hope taco finds a way to taco us from this goddamn war. It's gonna be painful for the whole world if this keeps dragging
[+6] u/Excellent_Row8297: So let’s breakdown the pattern here….
- 🥭 sends happy tweets and the stock market is shrek dongs
- 🥭 says he is surprised the stock market isn’t lower and it’s Clifford dongs
Don’t get me wrong, it very likely will go lower, but 🥭 is playing some 30-d chess with the entire market and if one thing is clear, betting against orange Julius is more dangerous than holding long
Anyway, here your slurpy or whatever the hell you ordered
[+6] u/trumpdiego: ##every night I goto bed and think, what sort of crazy fucking shit will happen tomorrow
[+6] u/CATLLM: Tomorrow is the big drop. -19%
[+6] u/Oldschoolhype2: OHHH BAYBBBEEE. 🐻 MADE OUT LIKE A BANDIT.
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Until the normies lose hope we have more room to drill
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: Mistakes were made today. By me primarily
[+6] u/Living-Giraffe4849: SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFF THESE
[+6] u/DrSeuss1020: Crying under the bridge I will be living under for the rest of my life I guess
[+6] u/AnAssholesBestFriend: I made a bundle on puts today and then bought some QQQ 575C and MU 360C 3/27 lotteries EOD. Figure after dumping all week there's a reasonable chance we bounce Friday if for no other reason to fuk put holders
[+6] u/highlanderquestion90: When more bulls start saying buy puts thats when you buy calls
[+6] u/EmergencyInternal837: My 401k is not feeling ok
[+6] u/No-Insurance100: 644 after hours, lmao
Where is the V
[+6] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: -> Don tries to pump the market
-> fails to pump
-> keeps dump
-> what now?
[+6] u/Cav829: I'm enjoying all the META bagholders thinking this is about a lawsuit and not the fact support was already about to collapse because the company making all its money on ad revenue might be slightly fucked if consumers can't spend as much.
[+6] u/br0botic: We haven’t even had a REAL panic day with SPY down 2%+
[+6] u/blindrubberchicken: I made $26.69 today. I’m going to call that a win.
[+6] u/igotshrimps: bro how are my shares down 30% ytd
[+6] u/StraitOfHummus: Nothing Mango said or did today moved the market any direction but down. Who knew "mechanism of an agreement" wouldn't be accepted like "concept of a plan" or "framework of a deal" was last April.
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Look at the bright side. When they talk about Iran in US History books, it won't be about Carter and the Hostage crisis.
[+6] u/TheMeta40k: Yeah ok. It's bear time. Y'all right.
[+6] u/Longjumping-Bonus723: Huge green closing volume. Insiders know. Tomorrow Taco time! 🌮
[+6] u/DatYoungSquire: Are we having fun yet?
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: How could Joe do this
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: there it is, the scam pump lmao
[+6] u/Icy-Truck3734: Taco only waking up after market closed
[+6] u/cannythecat: Is market gonna really fall for this again.
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Itll be deep red in an hour
[+6] u/mannycalls24: You gotta be shitting me
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Low volume after hours pump to give you us retards a lil water like Immortan Joe
[+6] u/HonestScar7176: Hahahhahaha. What the fuck is this rigged ass shit. You have to be fucking kidding me.
[+6] u/2muchnet42day: Can't make this shit up
[+6] u/outoftownMD: Genuinely fucking disgusting . Bought puts at 4:11. Popped 4:11:30
[+6] u/BigBritches619: I honestly think it’s Iran best interest to drag it out. They can’t hurt us militarily but they can hurt us economically
[+6] u/42thefloor2011: How many times will algos gobble up these LIES? It will be sell the rip anyway
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: this stupid fuck and his fake ass algo triggering tweets
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: the pump at close was not sus at all, at all
no manipulation whatsoever
thank you for your donations to this matter!
[+6] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: Does anyone even believe this retard anymore?
[+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: the tweet has hit the second building
[+6] u/unique_ptr: Did anyone believe he was still going to blow up the power plants? That's not what we sent the Marines and the 82nd for lmao
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Its starting to feel like the market bit into that tweet then went, "wait a minute.... what it he's lying again..."
[+6] u/Most-Crazy2353: 🥭 getting real yippy
[+6] u/GamblingMikkee: And the pump is gone
[+6] u/tesseramous: holy crap whatever that was i just made $15k in seconds and closed it at the top
[+6] u/jerm2z: So mango says this was a statement by Iran. Does Iran know they made this statement?
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: The fact that a Lie Social tweet can move the market like that, when we know how fucking unreliable the information is, proves how unhealthy this fucking market is (and I have long positions, weirdly, so I’m not talking my book, this is just egregious)
[+6] u/shindiggaa: always after hours man, this orange fuck
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: AH wasting no time trying to suck in silly bulls in the morning.
[+6] u/StrangeInsanity: Delaying the delay lol
[+6] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Lol mango fucked up.
[+6] u/jonneh: I mean.. this is getting fucking ridiculous bro 🤣🤣
[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: DELAYING THE DELAY, well done sir!!
[+6] u/XeroShyft: Spy up half a percent out of nowhere
It's crazy how you can tell when Donny boy tweets JUST by looking at the graph
What bullshit did he say this time...
[+6] u/Ihateporn2020: i love it. I get to reload shorts now. 10 days only does more damage to the market overall.
[+6] u/Low_Plastic363: If the deadline for a "deal" is now Monday, April 6... there is almost no chance the Strait of Hormuz reopens before Monday, April 6.
[+6] u/VillageDull952: This is actually becoming so predictable. Never a good news tweet 2 days in a row, and always after a day when puts become way too expensive
[+6] u/Miker1730: market doesn't believe a word this guy says
[+6] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: The bullshit tweet pumps are getting more and more pathetic, this one barely pumped at all lol
[+6] u/more_aero: Yeah tomorrow is going to be rough
[+6] u/Academic_Banana_5659: Iran had a nuke alright.
It just hit my portfolio.
[+6] u/jez124: The American stock market deserves to burn.
[+6] u/Whole_Tea_4383: 🥭 biggest weakness is the stock market and he just keeps proving it lol
[+6] u/NazgulSandwich: Wolf crier cries wolf again. This retard is losing the war against his own country’s stock market
[+6] u/spudbro00: The tacos are having less and less effect, soon a taco will cause more red then if he just shut up lmfao
[+6] u/vermilli21: Yeah “talks” are going well when you are talking into a mirror 🥭 🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: absolute cinema, can't believe this time line is real honestly
grok, is this real bro?
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: That was the most pathetic pump attempt of all time. Couldn't even retake 650 lmao. Gg
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: wen taco spoke earlier this morning, Barron had puts. Apparently, he has bought calls at close. But daddy wasn't persuasive enough, give me more tweets daddy!
[+6] u/Lanky-Ad-4579: This pump doesn’t even look strong
[+6] u/BigBritches619: Iran got nothing to lose all there leaders and most there shit got blown up. There economy and currency is in hell so if i were them id deny all deals and keep the straight closed
[+6] u/Reesetopher: There's definitely someone more qualified to be president in these comments and that's sad.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: we negotiate with terrorists
[+6] u/rollinhating: I HIGHLY doubt people will fall for it AGAIN
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: How the S&P isn’t down 10% on a complete loss of confidence by the rest of the globe is besides me. The risk premium equation is shifting in disfavor of US equities as we speak.
[+6] u/StrangeInsanity: As long as the market keeps rewarding these statements, Cheeto will keep doing it. We are more stupid than him if we keep giving him the power
[+6] u/Awkward_Ad_5102: Nothing truthful or social about any of this
[+6] u/Frozen_Shades: The USA has just declared peace with Showmeyourtitsland
[+6] u/SomePolack: During a war after U.S. troops have died the U.S. pres is more focused on pumping the market
[+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: So he is either TACOing or is definitely going boots to the ground this weekend. Remember, the original negotiations were going to "continue next week," and then he bombed them instead. He's possibly trying to catch them off guard again. Won't work, but he's dumb enough to try. Tune in this weekend to find out!
[+6] u/PompeiiSketches: Bro is the easiest person to read. It’s like a child trying to lie to you. Always bet on him bitching out.
[+6] u/nascarhero: Wait until the market remembers we’re getting zero rate cuts this year
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: These tacos are getting real soggy. Nobody’s buying them
[+6] u/GeneralFragrant7954: Trump tweet:
Donald J. Trump • @realDonald Trump
As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that l am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
[+6] u/Nicht-die-Mamer: WE FINALLY LOST TRUST IN THIS STUPID PERSON. IM PROUD OF YOU ALL! LETS GO DOWN, GET HIM OFF AND THE HOLY BULLMARKET CAN START AGAIN. CHEERS!
[+6] u/Distinct_Car7737: I really think this lunatic is going to destroy the country
[+6] u/Swiftnice: He does it after market to claw back as much of the gains as possible while their is low liquidity. This isn't gonna hold
[+6] u/jerm2z: I think he just wants to go golfing on Good Friday before putting boots on the ground
[+6] u/Manufactured_feces: Damn. I bought a lot of fucking OTM calls at the bottom before close. Get rich or go broke time
[+6] u/Venom17645: Im getting second hand embarrassment… its so limp 🥕
[+6] u/BackgroundOstrich488: I did nothing. And nothing remained undone.
[+6] u/SnoStrm: Trade deals going very well!!! I mean peace talks. Peace talks going very well!!!
[+6] u/NlNJANEER: My money is on 🤥 bombing Iran tonight claiming they weren’t part of the agreement. Then Iran bombs some more oil depots. Then 🥭 claims they violated their truce and sends in the marines.
Q.E.D.
[+6] u/inconsistentsavant: International stocks didn’t budge. lol. They know it’s bs
[+6] u/Same_College2053: 🥭's gifted 10 oil tankers heading too china
[+6] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Peacemaker... What a Joke
[+6] u/ThrowRA-KB: Of course 🥭 fuckin tacos. So glad I got out and broke even, limp dick wrinkly ass tacos getting weaker. I have no doubt Iran will still deny his bullshit
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Both extended hours bulls must be seething rn.
[+6] u/jazzyjjcups: Mango can't taco his way out of this one, even the market doesn't trust him at all LMAO
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: iam not even pissed at spy being stagnant and sucking dick for 6months, what pisses me off is that i have to look at politics now because orange pumps and dumps based on political poasts on shit social
[+6] u/ConsiderationKey1658: How many more years of this shit?
[+6] u/spyputs1: I’m happy to see no one believes this fuck face anymore
[+6] u/ajibtunes: Bulls are coping so hard it’s actually sad to watch
[+6] u/masonk69: Everyone just wait for another tweet, 🥭 is going to be mad the market doesn’t believe him so he’s going to double down and we’ll be +3% by open
[+6] u/TowelOld743: *10 days later
"Talks are going TREMENDOUSLY well, DON'T listen to the FAKE news, I'm postponing attacks on energy targets 20 days"
[+6] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: Smells like pissy fucking pamper in here. Sack the fuck up, this is life under Dump. Oh fucking well
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: normally would say inverse logic, everyone selling spy, therefore friday might go green but considering the political situation, i think no one dares to hold anything over the weekend lmao
[+6] u/jijitalk: What a day man… i wanna hit my head so hard into a concrete wall that I can’t wake back up for a long time. This market fucking sucks man …
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: You want to see a real rally 🥭 then maybe you need to tell a certain country to hold off till you say so under threat of sanction. Hint: It's not Iran.
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: If this Taco doesn’t hold by morning .. tomorrow might be circuit breakers
[+6] u/CunningPianist: ~~Trade~~ Iran talks going well.
[+6] u/TarrifJacksonJr: I find it fascinating people can be strung along like cattle tweet by tweet
[+6] u/swenau01: He’s so fucking obsessed with the market 😂
[+6] u/shakazuluwithanoodle: So you're telling me the key to world peace was everyone having nukes?
[+6] u/e30jawn: Now that I know 🥭's phone clock is 3 minutes fast. How do I make money on this?
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: truth social tweet - at the request of Iran, the ultimatum has been postponed until April 6 because the talks are going so good
[+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Tha fact that, not even algos listen to him, proves that there will huge downfall yet
[+6] u/BrownBoiler: Insane that this is happening. Embarrassing
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: The markets like, “we’re gonna at least need to see some nip or some side tiddy”. All this texting isn’t doing it anymore.
[+6] u/Swiftnice: He is definitely attacking this weekend. He said no power plant attacks but didn't say no boots on the ground
[+6] u/Kongumo: Even with that lying announcement the pump was immediately followed by dump. Back to 648 we go
[+6] u/ByahhByahh: They* don't want me to win
^^*my ^^own ^^decisions
[+6] u/Powerful_Mission_655: $10 dollar pump tomorrow would wipe out more than half of wsb 🤣
[+6] u/mclovinbab: Berrrs ate good today. But tomorrow they will begin hibernation!
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Love these 🌮great opportunity to get more puts🤩
[+6] u/Amazing-Topic2827: It must be concerning to see the tweet you were hoping to see and the pump doesn’t even last past midnight.
[+6] u/Responsible-Rip8793: The only way to stop 🥭 from pulling this after market/market manipulation bs is to stop reacting to it. Make him and his friends lose money
[+6] u/FlyWannaBeRichGuy: So that was Trump pausing until April 6th for energy destruction LMFAO... So now Oil has 10 more days to go higher and higher causing chaos in the markets. This TACO gonna have some dog meat in it.
[+6] u/posicrit868: It takes a speculative bubble and a natural disaster to get a real Econ depression, he’s 2/2, he just needs to hold the line to truly fail
[+5] u/RunsaberSR: Dude can't even crash a market right.
Wack.
[+5] u/TarrifJacksonJr: My move tomorrow is to buy a seatbelt for my trading chair
[+5] u/Fineous40: Imagine not being green today
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: SPY 645p paying LMAO
[+5] u/auroraavm: maybe stop V-ing & see how far the rabbit hole goes 🐇
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Are people panic buying or panic selling i cant tell anymore
[+5] u/HandsomeTod11: Did you have fun today? It’s ok to be honest
[+5] u/ercanbas: Taco tomorrow at 8:30am
[+5] u/surmoiFire: dont want to sound like conspiracist but SCI the funeral/deathcare stock is up 4% despite all indices are down.
[+5] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: Mango cronies short now, watch out below!
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Well done ghey bears! Well done! 💃💃💃🤣
[+5] u/OkayWwahevr: Why would I invest in the stupid fucking app
[+5] u/Thom-_-Bjork: Where's all the bulls screaming "mother of all 'V's tomorrow"?
Shit must be getting real
[+5] u/Alert_Performance_99: We all holding puts overnight? Kinda nervous
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+5] u/No_Clue_3225: Will mango do the extending deadline strategy?
[+5] u/defordj: Imagine thinking "I can't wait to get my hands on some of that SpaceX stock" right now
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: I could had 1000% gains on my puts that I sold for only 60% gains.
[+5] u/xjcln: Gonna ignore tomorrow, little worried about what them couple thousand marines will be up to after markets close for the weekend.
[+5] u/RemarkableVictory990: "Tariffs are far worse for businesses than war." yeah if we ignore the fact oil is gonna be double in price retard and that you can't TACO out of war
[+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: We only bleeped back to this level becouse of all the contracts the pigs held onto from the previous dip. Spx mafia closed those out today in one fell swoop and tomorrow basically erases the moves of today like they never happened.
[+5] u/Bludeagle: I can already see bols celebrating tomorrow for a 0.25% green day. "SEE! Hahahaha told ya".. then another -1.5% monday
[+5] u/TechnologyEven6926: I absolutely fucking tilted today
[+5] u/TittyTriceratops: Remember when we said Trump started this war to stop people talking bout Epstein files? Well, it worked.
Move for tomorrow: SOFI 6/15 $20 calls
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: As my dad would say, "I should have pulled out."
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: amazing how spy only down 4% since war began
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Dumped my 625s for Monday at +113% watch spy open at 22 dollars
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: 🥭 feverishly asking chatgpt "What do I do if my impotent threats don't work, how can I most quickly 🌮 out???!!!!"
[+5] u/lesheconazucar: What can 🥭 even say this time? That he’s in talks with both God and Allah to solve this conflict quickly?
[+5] u/coloredzebra: Lol did no one pay attention to VCX today? Shit lost 50% of it's share price 😭
[+5] u/rollinhating: Why is it more fun makin money on Puts than Calls?
[+5] u/goofy-boots: when's the class action lawsuit for being harassed by marketing emails. I genuinely have to unsubscribe from at least two or three every single fucking day.
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Apple is yet again a sole factor in stopping SPY from freefall.
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Now I know what Michael Saylor feels.
[+5] u/SouthNice7324: Forget crying in the casino. There was screaming and self-immolation today
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: Zuck cook found out if you are retard in Metaverse you are also retard in reallife
[+5] u/Imaginary_Tear_2328: Wait - there were a lot of people here that thought was going to be a “V”
How may people actually bought Calls?
Anyone lose a lot of $$ Money and care to share?
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Bottom isn’t in until mods start stickying the suicide prevention hotline. Just saying.
[+5] u/apex_17: More manipulation would you look at that
[+5] u/Sidney_Godsby: Oh goodie, I haven’t seen the news. Just this candle. Another 🥭lie to manipulate the market after close?
Shocked I tell you. Shocked.
[+5] u/drbigtoe: LOL there's your bullshit tweet
[+5] u/Dakhnas: what is TACO saying, I see stocks are spiking in the aftermarket lol
[+5] u/Quarter-Normal: This is getting old😭
[+5] u/drbigtoe: LMAO THEY DONT BELIEVE HIM THIS TIME
[+5] u/NYGiants181: I’ve lost thousands but at least I get my $245 quarterly dividend
[+5] u/Stealthless: What the hell man... I'm tired of this roller coaster
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Let me guess, there was a ton of calls purchased right at close for that post market announcement? It’s crazy we just let the rich walk on us like this
[+5] u/YouDontKnowDino: I’m actually so fed up with big news happening right at market close.
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: What in the actually fuk just happened. Did we concede to all of Iran’s demands just now?
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: surprise, surprise, look at that shrek dildo LMAO pathetic manipulation I mean could they make it any more obvious?
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: lmaooo he put out a truth social post after close again
[+5] u/Still-Jackfruit2787: no one buys mango tweet anymore
[+5] u/gamethe0ry: I'm not even a bear but this shit is just dumb...
[+5] u/bub356: Did he TACO after hours like usual or
[+5] u/lucididdy777: every market low he spams the world with a tweet
[+5] u/Nice-Difference8641: I actually think the power plant thing was a pump and dump side quest that has nothing to do with what is actually happening on the ground
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: TACO strikes again.
"pausing all enegery plant destruction by 10 days to Monday April 6"
TACO!!!
who loaded calls?
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: I said it once and i will say it again, dude is scheduling post based on supports and rsi
[+5] u/Colloquial: Bols hoping on fake tweets from a geriatric patient. Solid investing rofl
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: For being called Operation Epic Fury, this shit ain't that epic
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: April 6 is my bday fr tho
[+5] u/Mindless-Sabrina: Why does every major tweet have to be after market hours? At least this one gave me 3 minutes to close out my positions since options trade 15 mins after. Went from -40k on the day to +10k
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: I have never been more sure that there will be boots on the ground this weekend
[+5] u/eoiioe: As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Classic pump by 🥭
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: the dumbfuck who cried deals
[+5] u/CunningPianist: Hope all these algos that autobuy on bullshit tweets go broke by the end of the war.
[+5] u/Far_Addition1210: So the war is going on till April 6th at least.
[+5] u/gkdjsl: America is now run like a third world country but with first world expectations for its peons, truly special shit
[+5] u/Venom17645: thats it? 0.48%? 🤣🫵🏿
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Anyone remember that image last year where Cramer posted 4 new stocks to park your money and it was coin base hood pltr and applovin? Do they literally pay him to crate bag holders for their exit?
[+5] u/Nicht-die-Mamer: You should take this stupid reaction as an entry for another short. i bought.
[+5] u/Time-Cardiologist906: As soon as the markets close green tomorrow, boots on the ground on Iran
[+5] u/drakilian: Crazy how every time Trump Tacos he makes sure to do it when volume is low and it can have an outsized impact on prices
[+5] u/Derpy_Mc_Burpy: People are about to learn what the 82nd Airborne division does at 4:15 pm after market closes tomorrow.
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: No one cares! We going down! Dance ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣
[+5] u/TheRealNoodre: Spy opens at 655, burns down to 645. Repeat for 3 months
[+5] u/anonj707: it’s almost like every announcement is specifically timed for the markets 🧐
[+5] u/yyn1999: LMAO IF HE CAN REALLY TACO A WAR THIS GONNA BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
[+5] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: There is a such thing as diminishing returns for repeat magic tricks. Red by open. Extremely red
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Historic: for the first time it looks like the market isn't buying the TACO. Maybe the economy can be fixed
[+5] u/get_da_maney: We still have those restrictions for the poors but this manipulation is cool lmao
[+5] u/HandsOnTheBible: The only lie he has left is "the strait is open" but the last time he said this they firebombed a boat LMAO
[+5] u/Far_Addition1210: I feel capitulation is near, nobody can keep up with him anymore.
[+5] u/Memelord_00: what's the latest tweet?
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Nobody is falling for his timed tweets any more and no real ppl are buying
[+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: Guarantee you multiple members of family/admin bought millions of dollars of 0DTE calls after close
[+5] u/RemarkableVictory990: The boy who called TACO
[+5] u/Fine-Drummer2604: As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+5] u/Xzlk: Bought at close expecting a TACO. Didn’t know it would only take 11 minutes. Lmao, thanks.
[+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: I lost -$1,316.13 trading today :(
[+5] u/Poptart_Salad: Doesn't even mean anything. Their nuclear plant has been attacked twice this week during the self imposed no power plant attack period.
[+5] u/2muchnet42day: Gotta admit I'm kinda grateful he actually taco'd before 16.15
[+5] u/Manufactured_feces: Do we really think Trump's handlers will let him destroy the world economy? Just sayin
[+5] u/Irishbros1991: Hahaha no way he's trying to do another TACO
[+5] u/rnbwshrm: Damn this was some weak ass burrito
[+5] u/jeezuspieces: It's the tariffs all over again with extensions
[+5] u/ReasonableMidnight71: Buy puts if stocks are up
[+5] u/volckerwasright: Mango gotta announce Iran tariff talk going well the Iran peace talk going well no work no more
[+5] u/Bnick319: so pausing strikes to get the marines in position tonight ?
[+5] u/ClaytonRook: All of this just because a certain former president hangs major dong
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I still stand by my thesis that Hegseth will get thrown under the bus, the ships will start moving again. Admin will claim victory, and all their rich buddies will have positioned themselves nicely on this dip.
[+5] u/Go-Woodpecker3908: He couldn't have tweeted that at 2:00
[+5] u/SouthNice7324: I remember the good old days when SPY moving 0.5% in either direction in a day was huge, it’s like a small cap penny stock now
[+5] u/happy_accountant123: Mango wants to line his own pocket from bombing other countries while propping up the market so he doesn’t look bad. Eventually everyone will smell the bullshit. I’m surprised it took this long.
[+5] u/svpa3991: Honestly I wonder at what point Iran gets tired of hearing these fake negotiation news and just bombs tf out of something to shut them up for good
[+5] u/spudbro00: Treating war like the tariff playbook, all over the place, and we see how long that went on for. Hint: It's still going.
[+5] u/burtburtburtcg: The question is, do big dum bol fall for it all over again?
[+5] u/Academic_Banana_5659: You already know it won't.
[+5] u/WonUpH: At least Baron made bank
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: on wednesday bro gonna be like 'April Fools', fools!'
[+5] u/Stack_Johnson: Today was biggly unprofitable. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+5] u/dimadomelachimola: welcome to the bear market
[+5] u/B2BContinuum: Strait up shenanigans 😂
[+5] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Wait until tmw and he says boots on the ground
[+5] u/rnbwshrm: He's actually genius, he might force traders to shut off all their algorithms
[+5] u/lardexDofB: sell tomorrow's pump, the 82nd airborne is gonna be jumping into kharg at 5:59 pm Sunday
[+5] u/nascarhero: We’ll save the war crimes for after Easter
[+5] u/MissMatriarch: How long before Iran debunks 🌮 claims?
Place your bets here: ➡️
[+5] u/jonneh: Hey Claude, make me a 🌮 app that notifies me when 🥭 is pulling a 🌮 again. Also, solve the Strait of Hormuz.
#
#
*Make no mistakes.*
[+5] u/The_BakedCrusader: Weak TACO. If he wants to convince people he needs to start pulling troops and get Israel to stop bombing.
[+5] u/Aklein351: my move is to continue losing money, as I have been consistently doing every trading day in March
[+5] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Another red day for Microslop tmrw whether market pumps or not
[+5] u/Paincoast89: The tweet barely moved SPY🤣 good luck bols
[+5] u/Porcupinesolos: As a $META bagholder I can say, this is the WORST day of my life
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Time + gas shortage = fucked
[+5] u/xironically23: Ah so yesterday my puts get pumped on fake news and today they would've printed, thank you Mr President
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Liquidate all the oil longs then just go back to where it was, nice
[+5] u/SDeft3: Regard in chief taco’d too many times no one gives a fuck anymore. Tank it
[+5] u/outoftownMD: War started during Ramadan.
Ceasefire until April 6th… Easter Monday.
Religious coincidence?
[+5] u/Green_L3af: Where all my "believe it or not calls" people?
[+5] u/DisgrunltedDan: SPY After-Hours Rebound
$SPY is now up over in after-hours trading, shortly after $32M+ in ≤90DTE puts were sold into the close.
Oh no fkn way , ya don’t say? 🤷♂️ probably another lucky guess 🕵️
[+5] u/Random_Yoohooser: Every news bump pump gets weaker and weaker qqq puts
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: yea this aint enough for the big boys to get back in
[+5] u/Possible-Gear-9340: Tomorrow TACO 🌮 time 💯
[+5] u/pen15_club_admin: Taco taco burrito burrito
[+5] u/dogefool88: 630p guaranteed to print tomorrow
[+5] u/GoldenAries4: Wow gold did all that work pushing through supports like a tank only to hit 4350 right when 🥭 posts a tweet then it shoots up to 4400 and will need to break through many supports again…
So annoying. He admitted today at his cabinet meeting that Iran rejected the offer.
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Trump extends pause on attacking Iran energy facilities to April 6
[+5] u/PhotoSpheres: Breaking. Trump said that the war is over and he loves us very much.
[+5] u/SnooRegrets6428: Trump just killed your puts
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: every algo that bought on that tweet should be shutdown
[+5] u/imunfair: I cashed out my weekly puts mid-day today for a minor profit, expecting a mid-day TACO, wasn't really expecting the whole day to be a continuous slide downward. Not salty though, happy to get out with something after Trump tried to pump the market on Monday and the dummies believed him, again.
[+5] u/9tacos: Hogsex went nuts and caused this whole misunderstanding - 🌮
[+38] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Iran has what, like 2000 people in it? Probably the size of Indiana too right? We will be in and out in a week.
Oh wait it’s 90m people and fucking huge? Oh
[+25] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Stupid fucking bulls still can't get it through their thick skull that 🥭 can't 🌮 his way out of this.
[+23] u/Independent-Tree-985: Saying 'as per iran's request' is cute
He's negotiating with himself and posting it in the hopes that Iran approves.
[+21] u/hey-coffee-eyes: Reminder: 🥭 still hasn't ended the war he campaigned on ending "day one"
[+21] u/DingleJingle_: Forget the Chinese century. Trump in a complete panic may give up so much we may be in for the Persian century. Like damn, this is so embarrassing.
[+21] u/Mast3rfinish25: We are going to bomb them. The negotiations are going very well. We are going to bomb them. The negotiations are going very well. We are going to invade them. The negotiations are going very well. We are going to Nuke them. The negotiations are going very well. I am ghey. The negotiations are ghey. We are all ghey.
[+20] u/Zepcleanerfan: Iran is totally negotiating bro.Seriously, I mean it.They really are, they're really negotiating.They're so scared bro seriously
[+19] u/sanndman: This is getting kinda sad now. Taco acting like a guy whose gf broke up with him but keep telling everyone they're still dating.
[+19] u/WayDry848: ❗️The U.S. will launch a ground operation against Iran: the decision has been made, according to the NYT
Meanwhile, the U.S. State Department has urged U.S. citizens in the UAE to take cover and tourists to leave.
IT'S OK GUYS, THE NEGOS ARE GOING GREAT
[+18] u/Cold_Distribution273: The "Per Irans Request" is the funniest part lmao
[+18] u/Inspetor_Ventoinha: 🌮 trying the impossible 🌮.
Not even markets believe him. He completely fucked up.
Boots on the ground means longer war. Longer war means inflation and world gas shortage.
Shits’s about to hit the fence.
[+18] u/shortitforever: Bulls, your god pulling his signature move can’t even pump the market anymore LMAO
[+17] u/Karl151: This pump is so weak lol, like the boy who cried wolf it’s getting less effective every time he says something bullish.
[+17] u/Practical-Health3455: Hey muricans, howz the winning going? Are you happy now?
[+17] u/Thesaint7811: Man those Donald pumps aren’t working so well after the 11th time
[+16] u/Particular-Vast2199: Mango on truth social AH: Let's extend the talks, it's going well!
Mango on the weekend: Kharg Island has been taken after they refused to talk to us!
Mago next Monday: The strait belongs to us now! The war is over! Oil prices will drop like a rock! They've been wiped out so hard we have nobody to talk to. But they're still begging us to make a deal.
Bibbi: No deals, keep going pls
[+16] u/Maximum-Counter-4904: free hormuz scuba diving 🤿 classes
[+16] u/SpiritedVoice6248: So let me get this right…
Trump is a known liar both intentionally and accidentally, but his words still throw market prices around?
Cool
[+15] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: 🥭 need to put a diaper over his face bc thats where all the shit is coming out of
[+15] u/hv876: We’ve finally reached the point where market don’t care about 🌮. They are like show me.
[+15] u/kcramthun: That Monday morning tweet was such fucking bullshit lmao.
[+15] u/TrumpAllOverMe: That tweet was supposed to pump us
[+15] u/slimeystevebob: I fucking hate him lol
[+14] u/Nice_Razzmatazz9705: Gonna sell everything and buy back in when we’re at all time highs
[+14] u/Sea_Character_9896: Taco not working anymore lol
[+14] u/DriftWoodBarrel: I feel like these random pumps are more to fuck the puts just a little. They can't have everybody that has puts walking away with a 10 bagger.
[+14] u/ConstantSpace5809: Sir, your TACO powers have been reduced by 85%.
[+14] u/Accomplished-Ad9312: Donald Pump losing his only power
[+14] u/financiallythriving: Someone on here has lost their entire net worth by buying the worthless movie theater stock
[+14] u/extrabigbrain: You always hear the term “selling out the American people” thrown around in abstract way.
But with the market rigging and timing and every else - we’re actually getting sold out this time around.
[+14] u/ajs723: The year is 2061. I'm in a dystopian, soulless, white hospital room. Completely out of financial bit-credits, disoriented, and senile, I turn to the AI nurse beside me, "Did Nvidia hit $300 yet?"... A tear forms in her dead robotic eye. Her programming instructs her there's no reason to tell me the truth in this moment. "Sure did sir, sure did", she replies as she delivers the government mandated euthanasia injection.
[+13] u/Necessary-Course7189: Not gonna work again this time taco.
[+13] u/sck178: Pathetic. His attempt at market manipulation resulted in basically nothing. Even the algos know he just constantly lies
Lmao 🤌
[+12] u/tr1mble: That guy who bet spy to 640 by the end of the week doesn't look so regarded now
[+12] u/Valkorion335786: Imagine getting drafted and finding out your entire unit is people you shitpost with on WSB
[+12] u/Lapidated_Llama: Market is starting to realise 🥭 is full of shit
[+12] u/SadDevelopment3049: My god are bulls stupid
[+12] u/CapDris116: Me every few days: "Meta won't ever get lower than this"
[+12] u/GameBallin: Tomorrow boots on the ground
[+12] u/iTouchStuff: diminishing returns on the TACOs
[+12] u/Ok-Thought-9960: I hope the insider trader in the Whitehouse enjoys those fucking premiums market didnt do shit after that tweet!
[+12] u/SlyCooper007: I dont feel comfortable buying anything right now. Fuck this shit.
[+12] u/Independent-Tree-985: Remember when, during 90 days in 90 days, he kept granting 'extensions' to countries who he was 'in talks with' and all of them came out and said theyve had no negotiations at that point?
[+11] u/BunsMcCheeks: There is entirely too much shit going on all at once
[+11] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Sorry bulls, strait still closed
[+11] u/OntologicalSquirrel: taco doesn't work wtf sell everything it's JOEVER
[+11] u/AvocadoPurees: Pump fading. Fruit guy magic losing efficacy
[+11] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: HAHAHHA THAT TACO LASTED LESS THAN ME THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX AFTER PRISON.
Useless and desperate delulu tweets are not being bought by market anymore? Pls be that the case
[+11] u/BeepBoopDep: Market doesn't believe mango anymore 😂😂
[+11] u/EducationalCicada: And all it took was a dozen pump-and-dumps for the market to realize Mangotollah might actually be full of shit.
[+11] u/KlBAS: Beating will continue bulls celebrating .3% futures at 5pm
[+10] u/ignatious__reilly: He has no plan. Did the same with tariffs
He’s so pathetic. Let’s see if the market even gives a shit anymore
[+10] u/TyroneSwoopes: Each taco is smaller and smaller. Soon we will call them taquitos
[+10] u/justanaveragejoe520: Feel like that dump this afternoon confirms the street is starting to price in a ground invasion. See you all in Iran boys.
[+10] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: Iran allowed several Pakistan-flagged oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz, a gesture Trump called a “present” to the U.S. that shows Iran’s leaders are serious about negotiating. Iran is “begging” to make a deal to end the war, Trump said during his cabinet meeting.
Mango is the only one doing the begging right now. SAD! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+10] u/leshermes: the fraud pumps get weaker and weaker, til his lies don't affect a market that capitulates due to mass panic
[+10] u/FirstGenerAsian: Tomorrow bols rally at open and bers close the shop
[+10] u/VariousScenes: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[+10] u/Unemployable1593: *law of diminishing returns on tweets intensifies*
[+10] u/AfraidAnalyst: Mango has been in office this term for 430 days
He has 1031 days to go in term 2
[+10] u/extrabigbrain: Everybody realizes that these so called deadline extensions are just biding time to get the ground invasion ready, right?
[+10] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Why can’t we just send Iran 🥭 and tell them to do whatever u want with him
[+10] u/TheJusticeIncarnate: the fact that the taco doesnt even work anymore lmao
i made 10$ tho so daddy is very happy :)
[+10] u/jakeisarake: This just in, Trump dead Powell to take office immediately
[+10] u/ramiN00dles: Moved my 401k into Money markets yesterday, and today was proof that was the right move. Won't bring money back until Hormuz is open or another president takes over. Bye bye stonks. See you post recession or depression.
[+10] u/WocketWaccoon: Man fuck this market
[+10] u/OkResponsibility2470: 🥭 used TACO! It was super effective!
🥭 used TACO!
🥭 used TACO! It wasn’t very effective…
[+9] u/AdditionalMany1292: Can we go back to where we were just memeing about the Epstein files and not invading Iran?
[+9] u/Lucky_Message8554: There will be trials.
[+9] u/AgeMiddle854: I'm postponing my decision to piss my pants for ten days. Thank you for attention to this matter.
[+9] u/pmurt007: During market hours: Chaos, WW3 is on the table, your calls are fucked
After-hours going into the weekend: Peace and Kumbaya on the table
[+9] u/_bigmeatyklaws: I unironically become the best day trader ever after I get smoked early and need to make up the loss.
[+9] u/TopConstruction833: how the strait of hormuz be closed this long and not effect the markets am i goin crazy??
[+9] u/Nagalavonpelt: Sat on the sidelines since I sold everything in April last year after his tariff shit 💩
Just let it all burn 🔥
Can’t invest in the market with mango spazzing out every week. That shits to tiring
Will sift through the rubble when he’s destroyed everything like his casinos
[+9] u/leshermes: to all the delulu bols: "nOtHiNg eVeR hApPeNz" welcome to the black swan, baby.
[+9] u/ParlayTheHard8: This shit is inflationary as fuck and we know what stocks do in inflationary environments. We are probably headining lower, who knows where the bottom is etc, but when QE and all is done and dusted SnP will be 10k
[+9] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Knew a tweet had to come, there was way too much red
[+9] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Trump gonna post another tweet shortly because his first one barely pumped?
[+9] u/stonetrade: Can I sue meta for the twerking videos I saw when I was 10
[+9] u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes: SPY drops 1%, my portfolio drops 10%
Smh
[+9] u/leshermes: "wE r iN a K-sHaPeD eConOmy" DELULU ASS ELITES, NO MERCY, MAX PAIN
[+9] u/Pury101: Guys I'm starting to think that maybe he didn't write the art of the deal /s
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: Taco fucked himself by investigating Powell. Blew up his seat in his face. He really is a moron.
[+9] u/WrexyWrex: this is much more serious than just the stock market now
[+9] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #Microsoft has it's worst start to the year performance in 26 years
[+9] u/extrabigbrain: at the end of the day, when all the dust, bs, slight of hand, and noise settles. This guy just sucks.
[+9] u/Wrath_FMA: Regardless of wtf is happening to the "negotiations" boots are going to be on the ground this weekend, and wallstreet knows it. -2% tommorrow
[+8] u/FuckleUp: MSFT green AH .03% ber fuk
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: There are 221 days until midterms lmao
[+8] u/Briack89: I guess market don’t trust him anymore
Some shit will go down this weekend
[+8] u/rand_walking_charts: Do algos get embarrassed? It surely looks like it now 😂
[+8] u/Latrodectus1990: Red bigly tmrw again
Market stopped reacting on Mango stupid games
I hope you dont have calls
[+8] u/guy_cloutier: Wow. Scam pumps doesn't work anymore. If we only get some "everything is fine" over the weekend, markets will shit the bed big time next week.
[+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: "hey guys, im postponing the rat fuck crazy shit i said i was going to do. negotiations are totally real and happening. TYFYATTM"
[+8] u/AvocadoPurees: Barron's quant guy got his strategy exposed 💀
[+8] u/BobsBurners420: WTF was that giant candle on SPY after hours? I had to live my life for a sec.
[+8] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Anyone know where to get the cheapest dog food? I’ve got 2 kids to feed
[+8] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Don’t worry yall the war ends tomorrow for the 50th time trust
[+8] u/Ok_Vacation_7537: Portfolio is evaporating and she just asked me if I would love her if she was a toaster
[+8] u/TrumpAllOverMe: Crazy thing is you know his friends bought calls…
[+8] u/kcramthun: The good news is maybe RTO mandates will get scrapped in a global gas crisis. The bad news is *many* people across the world *are going to die* in a global gas crisis, and he started it because he felt something in his bones or whatever
[+8] u/NoBuyers: Iran is hodling the strait closed.
[+8] u/SighRamp: even good fake news that drops can't save the market
[+8] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: fucking 2022 price action all over again bottom a ways off
[+8] u/baoenie: Keep the casino close tomorrow
[+8] u/legbreaker: Iran is winning the meme wars now.
They will suddenly say that negotiations are going great, just to pull a Trump and bomb someone later that evening when they have the guard down.
[+8] u/TrumpAllOverMe: Ya’ll know he will tweet until he gets his pump
[+8] u/BunsMcCheeks: oil should be like $150 everything is fake and gay
[+8] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Yea I’ll take an extra small water and 250 packets of mayonnaise, please.
My wife? No, she’s good. We’re splitting this, thank you.
[+8] u/KingRegardothe2nd: Some good dude made a truth Social tracker so you don't have to go on 🥭 site
https://civictracker.us/executive/member/?uuid=3094abf7-4a95-4b8d-8c8d-af7d1c3747a1
[+8] u/No_Relief_8705: You're right, we should work together to fuck the theta people
[+7] u/DrSOGU: Market almost unphased at this point LOL
[+7] u/Gullible-Swimming-83: Where is the bottom for MSFT?
[+7] u/No_Relief_8705: I've seen better fake gay pumps after taking Viagra and watching gay 🌽
[+7] u/Future_Chipmunk_7897: This taco was made with ass meat.
[+7] u/HaveTwoBananas: Lol market doesn't believe him
[+7] u/Whoopziedaisy: If there was any doubt, Diaper Don cemented his legacy as most regarded U.S. president starting a war with Iran with no plan while teenage-ishly tweeting about it
[+7] u/creeoer: This taco pump is anemic wtf
[+7] u/heikici: Pam Bondi called the top perfectly. Next time she "but the DOW" I'm gonna go full 🐻
[+7] u/StandardDot5115: Celebration boys, my puts are now -10% from -74%
[+7] u/KingRegardothe2nd: GCC: Please, stop this madness
Western Media: GCC looking to tool up and join the fight!
[+7] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I figured it out. Each tweet he doesn’t close with “ thank you for your attention to this matter” he is lying
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: Watch it turn out we’ve been “negotiating” with some guy catfishing the administration the whole time. Attention to detail I expect at this point.
[+7] u/givemethestars000: Damn he won't shut his mouth on The Five
[+7] u/IceInMyVain: Another day another inside traders ! Thanks Trump 👇👇
https://imgur.com/a/b0XNUFG
[+7] u/MushroomTIP: You can always tell how nice of an area you're in by how well the local McDonald's is operated
[+7] u/NewDawn101: I m gonna call these guys and negotiate this thing myself because this whole war is getting ridiculous
[+7] u/i_simp_f: "Someday this war's gonna end" - Kilgore
[+7] u/cbusoh66: Remember, DoW is running on PLTR software. This is a PLTR war.
If this turns into a big mess, the PLTR aura is destroyed. If you think there will be boots on the ground, mission creep, and an economic petrodollar collapse, you only have Alex Karp (and Peter Thiel) to thank for forcing their way into the upper echelons of government and the department of war.
[+7] u/legbreaker: Are the Iranian negotiators with us in the room now?
[+7] u/Val44x: Market no longer reacting bigly to social media posts.
Now we need get confirmation from other 3rd party sources that negotiations are taking place and then confirmed by independent people on both sides.
[+7] u/thegx7: Holy fuck what happened
[+7] u/Bam2458: Looks like the Iranian govt has more ability to move markets via social media than mango does nowadays.
[+7] u/Ok_Material3073: Ahh so glad I sold my stock at the end of the day just for there to be more legal market manipulation.
[+7] u/ajs723: I'm going to go to work so I can make 10% of the money I'm going to lose in the market.
[+7] u/Significant_Speed854: My futures gains for today got destroyed at 4:13pm
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: lol mango latest tweet is funny, there is no need to publicaly say something if he is indeed in talks with them.
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: My moves tomorrow? Crawl in a hole and cry.
[+7] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: noone cares about a ceasefire.. they need the fucking strait opennnnnnn
[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: Good thing I saved a stash of fortune cookies from my past Chinese meals. Going to have those for dinner tonight in these tough times
[+7] u/ConstantSpace5809: Imagine losing to geography
[+7] u/seeking-health: Trump cannot stop the Iran war at this point
But he can stop all the tariffs
I hope he does that
[+7] u/AKNJ907: Project Goy is going wonderfully
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: SPY would be $750 if she won
[+6] u/CallmeWooki: I’m so sick and tired of this manipulation
[+6] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Markets up on the news that 🥭 might move to Iran
[+6] u/Technicaltrades404: Beta move from 🥭
Aura went - on this one.
[+6] u/Independent_Ad1086: Bers are fukd
Or wait
Bols are fukd
I forgot the script
[+6] u/Accomplished-Ad9312: If a bool falls to his knees in a wendys does anybody hear it?
[+6] u/hv876: It’s going to be awkward that the only tariff that survives is the one Iran puts on Strait of Hormuz. 🥭 is going to try and find his own Strait to put tariff at.
[+6] u/NotRllytho: Feels good not having to worry about gas prices as a car-less walkcel
[+6] u/seeking-health: "I am temporarily cancelling all tariffs around the world until the end of war with Iran. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
How would the market react if Trump posted this ? Would it compensate the downfall from the war ?
[+6] u/whitepug: Market wasn't too hungry for a TACO 🤢🫸🌮
[+6] u/cat_herder4: Poor Barron didn't get the pump he asked daddy for
[+6] u/potato111a: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/acoddo: Lose another 5% of my portfolio value in 6 hours again
[+6] u/LectureNo1620: Smells like winsider trading
[+6] u/KlBAS: Don’t buy until he tweets it’s a good time to buy
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: This one guy laughed at me for selling meta before earnings… He held after earnings (and is still holding)… who has the last laugh now 🥰🥰🥰🥰.
[+6] u/AvocadoPurees: Its some villainous shit when leaders around the globe are sweating before an energy crisis and this dude is pumping bankers bags
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: This 🌮 has a strong aftertaste of BITCH
[+6] u/Whoopziedaisy: I miss the old days when markets actually cared about business instead of hanging on Donny’s truth social tweets
[+6] u/MasterElite1: You know how much trump loves islands
[+6] u/MoleMan199: I need 663 at market open
[+6] u/TyroneSwoopes: Idiot should have just invaded Greenland at least they don’t control the strait of Hormuz. Dumbass
[+6] u/Maximum-Counter-4904: this whole narrative of bulls vs bears is so dumb and if your trading outlook is only one of the 2 at the moment then you’re a moron. this is a scalpers market and the right move is to profit on both sides scalping both calls and puts throughout the day due to the implied volatility
[+6] u/TheMightySet69: I don't even wanna be around anymore
[+6] u/Berto_: At this rate I'm going to have to move in with one you retards
[+5] u/Unlucky-Pound8363: You know what’s crazy is…. One tweet and the market reacts, but there has been enough damage to oil infrastructure now, about 30/40% of it according to France 🇫🇷, that it’s irreparable for at least 2-5 years which means higher oil prices baked in.
And let’s say 🥭continues with making up these narratives and peace talks, well all it takes in the future is one drone or missle on a tanker in the strait and it’s back to crazy insurance prices and more closures , just one drone , and think about that , this happened in the Houthi attacks a couple years ago.
Im long
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: I see all the Truths and all the news and all the retards chirping but this ain’t my first rodeo. I’m waiting for Cramer to tell me what to do
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Retail is loaded to the tips with puts. Someone swallowed that Clifford. I cashed out my 401(k) I bought puts for tomorrow. My ports about to receive the nuke that Iran should’ve gotten.
[+5] u/NoSwordfish6949: More market manipulation. What was the big lie this time?
[+5] u/SpaceToaster: Thank god I cashed in my puts at 3:59PM. Off to Red Lobster.
[+5] u/zlordbeats: oil traders live a stressful life
[+5] u/potato111a: Lie to me more, 🥭. My NVDA calls need it 😩
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: What dipshit was buying VCX at $575. Good fucking god.
Hurrrrrrrrr I bought $19 for $575
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Welp seems like the straight being open is completely out of Don’s hands now.
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Bol thesis for Easter week: on the third day it will rise again.
[+5] u/Questing4Greatsword: If it’s good enough to run up and down giggling manically about, it’s good enough to sell
[+5] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Don't be so ideological about being a bol or a ber.....we are here to make money irrespective of in which direction the market goes!
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: I was in +90% on spy puts and in a minute it became +10% im scared for tomorrow. What in the fuck xd
[+5] u/MeeseShoop: Premarket will be +1.25% tomorrow and we’ll end flat lol.
[+5] u/mtol115: Fuck mango should have seen this coming
[+5] u/Avocadonot: Stairs up elevator down for oil lmao. So hard to trade, long calls are getting milked
[+5] u/LoathedOne: What happened today? Why is my portfoliogon?
[+5] u/leshermes: 4 weeks turns into 4 months, 4 months turns into 4 years
[+5] u/MasterElite1: >U.S. President Donald J. Trump’s Treasury Department is planning to add his signature to all denominations of the United States Dollar moving forward, which will mark the first time in history that the sitting president’s signature will appear on American Currency, with Trump’s signature expected to replace that of the U.S. Treasurer, Brandon Beach, sitting alongside his Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s, several sources including Beach himself have confirmed to Vanity Fair.
Mark of the mango on all the paper. And you sold your gold?
[+5] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: The Age of the Petrodollar is over. The Age of the Drone has come.
[+5] u/SteakGoblin: Slightly green tomorrow then dump next week unless miracle happens?
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Remember, we always get fake bounces on a bear market.
[+5] u/Nolpppapa: "Trump says Iran let 10 oil ships through Strait of Hormuz as a ‘present’ to U.S."
So who is in control here lil Don?
[+5] u/Lucky_Message8554: Young enough to lose months of your life to social media and old enough to lose savings to social media regulations...
Boomers really are pulling the drawbridge up by any means possible
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Fuck this I'm getting whataburger
[+5] u/Vort3x7689: Lmao 🌮could only get .27 percent. Red by open
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: "Airlines surprise passengers with ‘flights’ that are buses"
that's right, actual buses instead of airplanes
[+5] u/ZeroDayExpiration: Welcome to Wendy’s. How may I take your order?
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: go to fuck yourselves
[+5] u/Trader0721: $3 move…tweets are doing what they used to do
[+5] u/Lucky_Message8554: President Harris is preparing for midterms, the main issues are Palestine and Trans, two pressing issues affecting all families across America. Spy has quietly ripped to a new ATH after dropping gently because Jensen sneezed.
[+28] u/MacroHard_0: This man reschedules bombings the way I reschedule my dental appointments
[+28] u/Liability049-6319: Iran better get serious before 🥭delays strikes again!
[+27] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Regards need to understand, there is no off ramp other than just total backing out by the US.
[+25] u/Ready-Tennis8577: 2 days. 5 days. 10 days. 20 days. Until the end of summer. Ok we can’t have mid terms. Ok you’re drafted thank you for your service
Fun
[+25] u/Any-Camel-9913: Treasury Department: “Donald J. Trump’s signature will appear on future U.S. paper currency along with the Secretary of the Treasury, marking the first time in history for a sitting president.”
life keeps getting worse
[+25] u/legible_print: 🥭: Iran is begging for a deal
Also 🥭: Iran better start negotiating
[+22] u/trainwreck001: THIS FUKKFACE BANKRUPTED SEVERAL CASINOS.
AND YOU WANT TO FOLLOW HIM??
LOL
[+22] u/legible_print: Iran is like, holy shit we could have been doing this the whole time?
[+21] u/dontslambro: U.S. TREASURY TO ADD TRUMP'S SIGNATURE TO US CURRENCY NOTES TO MARK 250TH ANNIVERSARY OF US INDEPENDENCE, A FIRST FOR A SITTING PRESIDENT
This just bonkers
How much has the govt bent over and took it.
[+19] u/legible_print: Sorry 🥭, but whoever controls the Strait controls reality
[+19] u/ewzetf: insider trading should be a death penalty
[+17] u/Dear-Original-1024: Iran has already launched more ballistics in response to 🥭 de-escalation attempt.
[+15] u/trainwreck001: REMEMBER WHEN CNBC RAN THE BANNER
"MARKETS IN TURMOIL!" ?
LOL
[+15] u/Alarmed_Awareness165: Jerome drop the scythe and raise the rates. You did all you could
[+15] u/100xOrBust: Non of this would have happened if they warned 🥭 about Pearl Harbor.
[+15] u/Jumpy-Substance7462: new strategy:
1. buy 0dte oil calls
2. Order an insane amount of pizza to the pentagon
[+15] u/TomTheCat85: The whole market depends on the tweets of a madman. This is gambling at its finest
[+14] u/brizzario: It's amazing to me how many people think "he's a great businessman." He's a fucking moron, probably couldn't successfully run a lemonade stand and is in SO FAR over his head. As a result, puts on humanity. This fucker is going to bankrupt the entire planet.
[+14] u/cow_grass: 🥭 market pump attempt AH failing bad. He's finally losing all credibility (surprised markets gave him any credibility to begin with).
[+14] u/Icommandyou: Iran basically said lol no to the US president and it’s kind of funny
[+13] u/Free-Championship828: We’re not done going down until the boggleheads stop posting their networth calculations lol
[+12] u/skarfbeaulonee: Retards today: It's so obvious what the market is going to do tomorrow.
Retards tomorrow: I hate this rigged market.
[+12] u/abroadbroadband: Did they detonate the Strait?
What's going on, I was flipping burgers all day
☹️
[+12] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: These trump pumps are getting faded quicker and quicker
[+11] u/Kickboy21: My throat has an itch only a glock 19 can make it better #MSFT
[+11] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: the fact I kind of liked mongo before his first term makes me sick
[+11] u/Jumpy-Substance7462: Trump to release new book called the art of the rial
[+11] u/Poor_Life-choices: Puts are obvious. MMs are also aware you think puts are obvious. MMs like to help you make money.
2 truths and a lie. Go.
[+11] u/jmc774: Fuck the 🌮 is losing power. We're cooked
[+11] u/CPA-hole: Large boobs will save us
[+11] u/matkinson123: It's called TRUTH social dummy
[+11] u/cashflow_: Bro you couldn’t find a longer link? This one too short
[+10] u/Basis_404_: Tweets after markets close and not before 🤔
[+10] u/King919191: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
[+10] u/BestKoreaEscapee: Latest Truth couldn’t pump $SPY. 🥭has lost his magic.
[+10] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Bro was tryna recreate the china tariff pause tweet & spy only jumped 2 dollars😂😂
[+10] u/briarfriend: you're tarded if you're in the market right now
[+10] u/MagJack: jeez this year sucks
[+10] u/AirportMaterial5917: Why does he tweet about this like it’s tarriffs lol, this is real people and resources
[+9] u/Iceman12145: Trump losing to the twink ayatollah was not on my 2026 bingo card
[+9] u/jda823: Pisses me off that you know someone was ripped off and made bank off that truth post that is basically meaningless
[+9] u/Abe2025: Weak green after market. We are super doomed tomorrow
[+9] u/twostroke1: Sending my 15 point peace plan to Donald rn:
Step 1) stop fucking me in the ass please.
[+9] u/jyohnyb: Might have to post that phone number after we circuit breaker down tomorrow
[+9] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Step 1: Tariff everybody, Step 2: Start shit, Step 3: Cry for help because shit stinks - thank you for your attention to this matter
[+9] u/EnginrA: Who in the hell is gonna pay $27 a month for Netflix
[+9] u/DefiantDelta: the scam candles get less and less intense after each successive serving of tacos. doesn’t mean they won’t try fiftyleven more times
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: al jazeera detects 98% of their site traffic coming from wendys locations in america average over last 4 weeks
[+9] u/nyse25: I miss yahoo comments sections, they were even more schizophrenic than WSB
[+9] u/aftherith: Obvious the puts are. Screwed we shall be. *Yoda voice
[+9] u/edapalooza: We don’t deserve SPY over 600
[+8] u/mugirawraw: Remember 🥭 said this will be over in 2 weeks. Next week 700
[+8] u/Axonum: Holding my puts til tomorrow. Hope we don't get the taco V!
[+8] u/Status-Net2947: Who else knows the feeling of having absolutely no money to buy the dip just because you invested in something new a few days ago that already dipped just for itto dip more today? Yes it’s me
[+8] u/Historical_Bother274: In the snowflake subreddit they are saying that everything is going to plan and we just need to bomb them more
[+8] u/spumpadiznik: Even if there was a theoretical insta-turbo return to normal. There’s a significant amount of damage done to oil production, transport, and backlog to still have a massive ber favoring energy crisis be unavoidable no?
[+8] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Bond bros, any predictions for the 10Y auctions ? The 2Y was ass , and I'm reading reports that say they were weakest since Oct 22 👀 10Y is hovering at 4.4 and threatening to hit 5 soon....Coupled with USDJPY wanting to vault over that 160 mark, shits looking dangerous lmao
[+8] u/sttmvp: Holding puts until Monday, I'm not opening up my trading apps until then.
[+8] u/borrokalaria: This is the bottom. I'm calling this the official bottom until we hit the next bottom sometime tomorrow.
[+8] u/pacific_b: My wife out here scheduling luxury vacations with not a care in the world that everything is burning around us
[+8] u/Any-Camel-9913: The amount of people buying dips while SPY is like 6% away from ATH and there are 0 signs of strait of hormuz situation getting any better freaks me out.
People have an addiction of buying all dips and they're gonna get punished for it in this case.
Risk/reward on buying dip now is awful. Wait at least for SPY to be down 15%...
I mean SPY can dump 10% on some bullshit yen carry trade blowing up and you're buying SPY down 6% on global energy crisis that's getting worse week by week?
[+8] u/GrandKnew: 🥭 is what happens when a retard gets dementia
[+8] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: 2nd day, daily reminder not to gamble options if you're either uneducated on options trading or have a gambler mindset
Unless you're already all in, it's better to keep your remaining money and quit now than to tell your wife you're at less than zero and took loans. Quit, learn, go live your life better.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+8] u/tombrady011235: Is supply and demand an important part of economic theory? Asking for an orange make up friend in Washington DC.
If demand is inelastic and we have a monopoly supplier? Is that a market failure?
[+8] u/legible_print: 🥭: But why is the war still happening? I truthed that it was over
[+8] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: I still think that SPY would hit 750 by April end.
In Tom Lee, I trust.
[+8] u/McKoijion: Kharg Island was basically the main map in Battlefield 3. It's the only one I remember. I think it was the map featured in the demo too.
From 13 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield3/comments/v31jv/bf3_kharg_island_vs_real_kharg_island/
Related news:
https://www.middleeasteye.net/discover/call-duty-co-founder-says-publisher-activision-wanted-game-about-iran-attacking-israel
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/jared-kushner-saudi-arabia-ea-games
[+7] u/sauronII: TACO tried to tweet his way put of this mess
[+7] u/killainvest: I’m down 20% today……. Cool cool
[+7] u/Kabrosif: If the Market was smart and not Regarded it would realize that this “Extension” just means strait will be closed much longer and Oil will go way up. Might be a blood bath tomorrow. Sleep tight bols.
[+7] u/LevelSatisfaction838: The "deadline" to open the strait and target energy infrastructure has been pushed back again. Iran is doing laps around these fools.
[+7] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Thinking of putting some money in Renault. There is no way the French let it die and it gives 7% dividend. They’re also collabing with the Chinese now
[+7] u/Dumb__Money: So the Strait will remain almost closed for these ten days?
[+7] u/pleasestoptalkin: My peace talks with your mom are going well and she plans to let my ship pass through her strait any day now, regardless of what the fake news media is reporting.
[+7] u/ewzetf: Bibi locked his eyes with him, approached and made a primeval grunt. He extended his right hand with fingers outstretched, and squeezed as he reached his target. Mango screamed in aroused agony as Bibi's fingers clenched around his balls. Bibi took his left hand, grasped his head, and whispered into his ear, "Quiet piggy," as warm light sweet crude gushed into mango's throat.
[+7] u/McKoijion: I went for a nice joyride today so I could enjoy gas while it's still cheap.
[+7] u/Fit-Guard-5063: What if mango does an inverse TACO
[+7] u/lysergalien: Thinking about saying fuck it and gambling my entire port on puts. I'm not gonna do it but boy am I thinking about it. Just wanna take my wife to Hawaii this year to see her grandparents before they pass away
[+7] u/gentlesandwich: I am no longer the idiot I used to be. I bought 3dte SPY calls instead of 1dte.
[+7] u/boofeur1362: The truth is idk if a lot of you care about the state of the world. You just want to be on the right side of the trade.
[+7] u/Bravadette: "Jobless claims tick higher, remain at healthy levels"
🥴
[+7] u/EatMaTesticles: Ayatollah talks going well
[+7] u/_BowlerHat_: Mark it: Iran says tonight that there are no meaningful talks happening and reiterate the strait is closed. Market does its last TACO pumped before free fall. TACO tweets get more frantic and turn counterproductive for the market as they becoming even more desperate and transparent.
[+6] u/csr8765: MSFT bag holders don’t have much going for them. One thing I will give them though, they can flip a mean burger
[+6] u/WingedScapula420: If anything, this is the least distracted I've ever been from the Epstein files.
[+6] u/TheDuhhh: I dont think there is a better stock than Meta right now. The upward potential is huge and the downward risk is almost zero. I am gonna put all my $2 networth in long term calls on meta
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: Reddit banned me and then I had to explain why I was saying the shit I was saying. Unbanned me in 20 minutes cause they had puts too. 🤦♂️
[+6] u/qx2: I know I can't kick your ass today, so I'm granting you a pass until I pretend I can again next week.
[+6] u/Careful_Response4694: Adobe cloud services is so godawful it actually makes me want to vibecode a competitor pdf handler and short their stock. I just wanna email a form and get signatures and I gotta wait for their server to stop shitting and pissing itself.
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #WE DID IT, MU is the cheapest SP500 stock! https://www.marketwatch.com/story/microns-stock-falls-into-a-bear-market-and-its-now-the-cheapest-in-the-s-p-500-f90d9114?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqcBdxbtJldpadKUMaapDOt8jxL2Au9K5kuhtP88jowodH-TzbUOAEwMxKEzBYE%3D&gaa_ts=69c5b4aa&gaa_sig=Ffkh-_isbouHb504-sEWGquyyI_JIeiaGuhdcCkBVi9rEc4otqAkf5wr-ZKj-L8QqbTE0TkkDS9IfyqXLFdbHw%3D%3D
[+6] u/Putrid-Dragonfruit-6: Made back all the money I lost this month on meta puts today wow
[+6] u/nomar_ramon: On one hand, I want to see the time when 🥭 panics when he realized that his words can't pumped the market no more. On the other hand, that would probably be the time when the market is so bad that its scary.
[+6] u/SwolePalmer: I am at the “stopped checking my portfolio for a while” stage of this thing.
Winning eh?
[+6] u/Professional_Con_007: Nasdaq officially hit 10% correction territory today can we go back up now please
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: I like to eat when I’m sad.
>!This is the story of “My 600lb Life.”!<
[+6] u/BooBrew32: Bulls: Alright, we're back!
Me (an intellectual): 10y still over 4.40 and Spx still under 6500....
[+6] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: wen boobs on the groud? I'd love to see em
[+6] u/Specialist_Fig9458: That’ll be 25 Trump bucks LMAO
I can’t even laugh this shit is getting so retarded
[+6] u/VenomBite214: I re-read Winston Churchill quotes every so often and what comes on my mind now is -
"Americans will always do the right thing, after they have tried everything else"
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: I'm knee deep in unrealized losses, but my risk tolerance is being neck deep, so I'm still good
🙂↕️
[+6] u/cashflow_: I ordered food but now I want to take a nap. I fucked myself
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: You’d think more people would take a hint when Warren Buffett was holding almost $400 billion in cash
[+6] u/moorhound: This guy does *not* get the concept of a deadline lmao. The only thing stopping a ground invasion today is the threat of a market drop and tanking approval rating further.
Ber is saving you all from WWIII, be sure to say thank you 🐻
[+5] u/Remarkable_Owl: I know one thing: he is going to blame all of us for this. “AMERICA WANTED ME TO BLOW UP THE PLANET. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU “OWN” IT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”
[+5] u/Long_Youth_893: Kinda embarrassing to try to manipulate that market but it doesn’t work because no one believes you
[+5] u/oldprecision: I thought we were bombing at 3?
[+5] u/Quick1711: I should have bought more META puts.
[+5] u/sonofalando: Strongest military on the planet and we can’t take control of a tiny ass straight in a country filled with sand. 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/cashflow_: u/31andnotdone just wants to be loved. Someone love her please. I can’t I’m busy with latinas
[+5] u/Zfreezy: This girl asked me if I was a MeToo supporter and I was like I don’t know what that is, but I really like U2.
Then I hit her with my Bono singing impression like
YEAH 👈😎👈
YEAH 👉😎👉
YEAH 👈😎👈
YEAH 👉😎👉
[+5] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Just paid 4.50 a Gallon for gas AMA
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # Increase them rates JPow and whoever comes after him. Save the economy (not the Stonk market)
[+5] u/djvuchet: I think whales have been slowly adjusting their algos to believe less and less the taco trade, so it’s still working but with less confidence, which makes the new pumps weaker.
[+23] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Bro has been bitching at Powell for rate cuts his entire term, then in a single month, singlehandedly priced out all 3 expected rate cuts this year, and priced in 3 rate hikes. An accomplishment like that, is second to none. What an absolute utter regard
[+15] u/Ok_Cry7572: The special forces arrive in 1st week of April.
Trumps deadline delay is just a delay for deployment.
[+14] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Meanwhile on the oil subreddit, they are having daily breakdowns over the conspiracy that google and trading websites are hiding the true cost of Brent crude oil because there is about a $5 gap between different sites. No clue as to how futures work or why there might be different prices displayed.
These are the people telling you that oil is going to $200.
[+14] u/superscarab: Turns out a war with Iran is a lot harder than hosting a reality show with Flavor Flav
[+13] u/Slow-Astronaut-2135: We definitely doing a ground invasion this weekend. Bookmark this post.
[+13] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Market hours: -1.5%
Futures: +0.35%
Bulls: We're so back
[+13] u/Idlehour_Knives: I suggest everyone go withdraw all your money from the bank. Just to be safe.
[+11] u/oldsguy65: Most of you are too young to remember how common it was in the 70's for some asshole to siphon gas from your car.
Invest in a locking gas cap, kids.
[+11] u/Fit-Win-536: I feel like the repercussions to the strait being closed for so long is going to start collapsing things in the economy like a domino effect
[+11] u/It-hurts-whenIP: My portfolio went from “what color is your Bugatti” to now “what color is your used salvage title 200k mile Nissan Altima”
[+11] u/SuperNewk: Just wait until China figures out how to troll
Markets with real time tweets on Taiwan invasion
[+11] u/pm_me_ur_demotape: If he just shut up and did nothing at all for a few days we'd be so back
[+11] u/saccotac: Short term pain; for long term pain
[+10] u/Over-Celebration-168: Trumps signature on us dollar. 🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/version-two: Son of a bitch. I don’t think we ever collected that tariff money from those damn penguins
[+10] u/SlfImpr: [https://x.com/pizzintwatch/status/2037308135321247760](https://x.com/pizzintwatch/status/2037308135321247760)
>Pizza activity around the Pentagon is experiencing an extreme spike this Thursday evening. Papa Johns Pizza (2.3 mi) at 296%, Domino's Pizza (1.4 mi) at 208%, and Pizzato Pizza (2.2 mi) at 200%.
[+10] u/ArcDogRob: Old man Mango talked about Sharpie pens for 4mins and 56 secs today. Puts it is
[+9] u/PutVivid6052: Please 🥭 stop this, I’m so tired of all this winning. I’m winning so much my wife has packed her bags and left. My kids won’t speak to me and my parents have disowned me, please stop with all this winning!!
[+9] u/DeviantDougy: Fuck I should have voted for that candidate that promised no new wars, sorry guys I let down the market
[+9] u/CardiologistEqual336: “Was crashing the markets a part of your plan?”
🥭: “Ofc! with no survivors”
[+8] u/cripky: How does one invest in shahed drone stocks
[+8] u/user365735: Iran hasn’t requested a 10-day pause on strikes on its energy plants and is yet to deliver a final response to a 15-point plan to end the war, peace talk mediators said.
President Trump said earlier Thursday he was pausing strikes on Iran’s energy sector for 10 more days, to April 6, so peace negotiations can take place. Trump’s previous deadline was Friday. He said the extension was at Iran’s request.
[+8] u/saintmitchy: All assets are essentially tanking.
I was going to join cash gang but apparently the treasury department is going to start adding mango’s signature to the US dollar in June so even that might not be a safe bet
[+8] u/UsernameTaken_123: 🇨🇳 doing nothing and winning
[+8] u/SuperNewk: Hold Tf up.
Iran figured out how to troll the markets too? They are legit canceling trumps tweet powers
[+8] u/Organic-Lie4759: We will be delaying our filing of taxes until you quit doing dumb shit-- American Public, probably
[+8] u/ThinCrusts: Tomorrow green just to fuck your puts btw
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Reading through theta gang daily thread is funny. I thought they were supposed to make money selling to us degens, but they are losing money too 🤣🤣
[+7] u/AwarenessOk5979: the top was at 666.66 and the beginning of the end happens april 1. we live in the most hilariously fucked timelinde
[+7] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Did dementia donny see the memes of him as ayatollah then some time passes and at a presser he says the people of Iran called for him to be their leader 😬
[+7] u/tortu995: Walmart and costco are both above 45x earnings (FORTY FCKING FIVE) while the ai trade as a whole is well below 25x (if you exclude palanturd and tslame) but markets are efficient bruhh. The market participants are so afraid to take risk that they created one of the biggest bubbles ever in defensive stocks, this isn't a bear market this is people being beyond regarded. You can call it bear market when supermarket stocks trade at 8/9 p/e that's a fcking bear market.
[+7] u/alphaalpha06: US Oil Fund just got flagged as HTB and not shortable on IBRK.... probably for the best since it'll probably go up - but that's the first time i've seen that for a fund as large as USO
[+7] u/SuperNewk: These pops are shrinking. Feels like death by 1 thousand cuts
[+7] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: So when is the buying opportunity actually going to happen? I want to sell my house and live in a van and invest 350k in the market after it all goes tits up. Smart?
[+7] u/-IQ200: You became cash gang today at the bottom. I’ve been cash gang since the beginning of 2026. We are not the same. 🧐
[+7] u/AwarenessOk5979: you shut your mouth. i need this
[+7] u/palmanul: April 2 is the first anniversary of the Liberation Day
I wonder how 🌮 celebrates it
[+6] u/GoProVI: Now they wanna put mangos signature in paper currency, I’m switching to all virtual. This fker wants to be in everything and he don’t realize we don’t want him
[+6] u/Fun-Valuable-7355: Why does Wendys want 5yrs worth of job history?
[+6] u/Senpai_Slime: Oh did trump say something? I see there was a 3% move on oil for a minute there
[+6] u/nebulatraveler23: Forget about the war, look , I fucked kids.
[+6] u/Brodieischeese: I need y’all to pump this up and hold it until iv drops so I can full port puts. Appreciate you guys
[+6] u/wildstallion77: Somebody want to explain the real reason Spaxe X going to ipo, other than the obvious to ensure fuckhead Elon is always the richest person on the planet and his heirs will be for generation?
[+6] u/Morocier: New ayatollah is a gay trans atheist.
[+5] u/orangeyougladiator: People ain’t ready for the oil rationing coming. Data centers will go offline to conserve energy.
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: this is too exhausting for me as cash gang, even more exhausting for my fellow bols and bers
[+14] u/OkLength37: As a financial advisor, I highly recommend putting your entire 401k fund into a 0dte spx call option on a random day, pick a day and you’re either rich or have to work until you’re 107
[+14] u/plzplzplztendies: #BLACK FRIDAY BUL R FUK
[+14] u/darkspherei: lol, the dollar's gonna end up worthless like everything else with his name on it
[+13] u/thewaterb0yyyy: I declare a 10 day pause on red days. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+12] u/Detonate-Ralph: iran is attacking israel right now, where are the peace talks?
[+11] u/exMemberofSTARS: The hilarious thing is what would move the market biggly would be mango expiring for some reason. If it happened overnight, the markets would move +10% the next morning.
Ironically he would be the reason the markets had their biggest green day ever and he wouldn’t be around to see it.
[+10] u/YNeverWAlone: Trading really makes you realize money is not real. They are arguing about 12 billion dollars to fund the tsa while meta lost like a 100 billy in cap today.
[+10] u/UnintelligibleThing: I was on vacation and came back to see to bulls getting fucked. Was not disappointed.
[+10] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: 🥭 fucked us. Fucked us in so many ways.
[+10] u/Carfar_Farcar: I declare 10,000 more troops
[+9] u/Retaining-Wall: Buddy this comment is like 99% too long.
[+9] u/_pout_: They're thinking of sending 10,000 ground troops.
Well dammit, that's an actual war.
[+9] u/jonnyraza27: Im afraid to check my port so I look at these comments instead
[+9] u/PulIthEld: The year is 2050.
Gas is 67 Trump Coins per gallon in America.
America is just what was once known as Florida.
The chinese are pushing east from Mississippi with swarms of drones.
Al Sadhim Shadar of Newer York claims no negotiations are underway.
Barron Trump hides in his bunker, awaiting word from LICE, before deciding his next move.
[+9] u/HairlessChest: jog three miles then drink ten beers
[+9] u/PooPooPointBoiz: FML dude....my GOOGL and META stock got fucking hammered today....
Jesus christ, I literally would have been better off with fucking SPY leaps than holding these POS stocks. Fuck my goddamn life.
[+9] u/Concerned_Fanboy: no shit lol all the ships they let through are asiatic ones who negotiated with them. India, Thailand, Malaysia. Did anyone actually believe him?
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: Back to Monday open. Image where we’d be if he didn’t tweet in premarket 😂
[+8] u/falken2023: Lmfao. What a clusterfuck of a roller coaster.
[+8] u/Pete26l96: spy headed to 500 LOL
[+8] u/civillyRange: Somebody on Twitter says 🥭 tries to 🌮 every time the 10y gets to 4.5%
Just something to look for
[+8] u/HedgehogGood7411: I'm going to a therapist to see if I need meds. Either this market has a mental disorder, or I do xD
[+8] u/brute-forced: No joke.. if you have a baby wipe, I highly recommend wiping your ass one good time with it to feel how good these little shits have it. Truly amazing
[+7] u/Optimal-Midnight4295: Kazakhstan greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium. Other countries have inferior potassium
[+7] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: It would be maximum lols if some cunt parked a ship sideways in the suez again rn
[+7] u/SmoresPies: i bought more rddt today before it falls another 20%
[+7] u/SaaSGrass: GIVEN HOW BEARISH IT HAS BEEN THE LAST FEW DAYS
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS NEXT
RHEOTRICAL QUESTION BY THE WAY
[+7] u/Deep-Ad-8525: White house pixelated post on x is 🥭with the big beautiful red button, right?
[+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: 💥Breaking News💥
Turns out the Trump administration has been negotiating with the Zoroastrians in Iran.
[+7] u/civillyRange: Why the fuck do we have to use 🥭 we do it all day long every day everybody knows who we're talking about its a ghey fucking rule
MODS fix this dumb shit
[+6] u/Pete26l96: nah, all sorts of things not make sense in the world. just stick to own moral compass and worry bout oneself
[+6] u/ImpressiveWalrus7369: It used to be even worse. We just didn’t know any different without global news
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Holy smokes Cathy Wood really sold a lot today… sold at the bottom lol
[+6] u/i-Vison: Can’t and never could trust 🥭 . The “gift” wasn’t for the US…
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: errbody in the club gettin tipsy
[+6] u/OG_L0c: Jim Cramer yesterday: "i am liking these Meta initiatives to help small and medium size companies which are the backbone of the economy"
META today: down 8%
[+6] u/Secret-Bonus-254: We still never retested 630. After all the important supports being broken.
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: like ..... does anyone else think this is a simulation.
like there is no fucking way this is real life. the world cant be that regarded.
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: A fucking mystery gift?! What is this a reality show?
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Anyone notice how short fused and sarcastic the Judge on CNBC is lately? I think he knows something and his skin is crawling.
[+5] u/RonBlake: The attempted oil dump got pumped back up almost instantly… big boys were not happy w the Monday morning manipulation, not letting it happen again
[+5] u/cryptopolymath: You think Iran read the US 15 point proposal to end the war or were they like I’m happy for you or I’m sorry for you bro but I’m not reading all that
[+22] u/Standard-Top-5942: > "As per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days"
This is literally insane. Iran has been consistent all week that they aren't negotiating, yet he feels so defensive / self-conscious about his made-up negotations that he has to start by saying "per Iranian Gov Request." It's obvious a lie but it's much more than that at this point. He's seriously loosing his mind.
> the period of Energy Plant destruction
This part ... he has to be straight up high to write something like that. That sounds like lots of aderral and I would know.
[+21] u/Noble_Bastard: That bitch screaming about the DOW being $50,000 was the top for years to come.
[+20] u/Actual_Difference617: Excerpt from WSJ -
• The Senate Armed Services Committee is planning to hold its first public hearing on the Trump administration’s war with Iran—but not before mid-April when senators return from their spring recess.
Mfs are on a break while the world goes to shit.
[+17] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: we won the war
but we need 10,000 troops
also $200,000,000,000
for the war we won
also there is no war
also we won
[+16] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: actually insane how many bulls are yapping in here rn. they have no sense of shame and are completely detached from reality. subhuman behavior
[+15] u/Spicyboi981: In another world, we have a president with a weird laugh & politics is boring. Spy is at 850. QQQ at 775.
[+12] u/No_Lobster_1102: Donnie during market hours:
Donnie after 4pm on Friday: So anyway, I started blasting
[+11] u/Admirable-News3940: I bought $100k of GOOGL at $302 last week I truly belong here
[+11] u/ThatGuyDan123: Im cash gang kicked back watching a funny movie with a joint lit in my living room as your heart rate is 2x what it should be lmao
[+11] u/Standard-Top-5942: bro made up negotiations and then lost the made up negotiations
[+11] u/puffinnbluffin: I panic sold today. 100% guaranteed market does a monster face ripper tomorrow. I’m the king of selling rock bottom 👑🤡
[+11] u/puffinnbluffin: This market is fucking insane
[+11] u/j4c11: Man this war is starting to look like it was planned by ChatGPT.
[+10] u/yeahyoubored: Some of you guys haven’t seen the mountains in Iran AND IT SHOWS …!
like seriously, a ground invasion is a disaster
I’m selling SPY
[+10] u/bipolarxpres: damn the market is starting to become immune to the dumbass tweets this shit might actually be dead lol
[+10] u/beerstearns: How did Alexander manage to conquer Persia, while still keeping the strait of hormuz open for the free flow of oil and natural gas
[+10] u/paradox60660: 🥭 found a new way to devalue the dollar. Put his signature on it.
[+10] u/decjr06: Boots on the ground announcement coming at 4:01 pm est tomorrow
[+10] u/UnicornMilking: "Overnight, 🥭 also suggested that Iran allow 10 oil tankers to transit the strait as a goodwill gesture in negotiations."
lmao begging for just 10 tankers to pass, actual fart of the deal.
[+10] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: Man I couldn’t imagine being a soldier knowing you’re putting your life for old men who are in their 80s.
[+9] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: When the 🌮 stops working, we’re in for a ride
[+9] u/ShopWhileHungry: 3 more years of this shit, y'all having fun?
[+9] u/luxford2: 10k more troops going to the middle east lol… this ain’t ending.
he’s just buying time before the US moves in to stay…
[+9] u/Confident-Window4928: Let’s just get this recession over with so we can move on to the next face ripper bull market in 2027/8
[+8] u/Several_Bread_9144: Im sad to announce that to cover the margin calls Tom Lee became Thomasine Lee and is now walking the streets
[+8] u/Zeppu: Russia is giving drones to Iran. Maybe we should put more tariffs on Canada so they learn their lesson.
[+8] u/Panthera__Tigris: I sold 85% of my portfolio a few weeks ago. Saved soooo much money and stress.
Maybe should have sold the balance 15% too but those were things that were up more than 100% (GOOGL and GOLD) so I let them ride.
[+8] u/Quartertipsy: God traders are such losers with their lines. It has to hit fibenacci gay line before it can go up. Fuck off already.
[+7] u/Ok-Piano8789: if we "take" one of the islands why wuoldnt they just drop 1000 missiles on it immediately
[+7] u/Farttroll: 4-6 weeks. Week 4 starts tomorrow
[+7] u/FalconGhost: Bulls are so insanely fucked tomorrow
[+7] u/FuzzyStable2974: Bessent says they are putting Trump sig on the $100 bill because "Under President Trump’s leadership, we are on a path toward unprecedented economic growth, lasting dollar dominance, and fiscal strength and stability."
That's real. You can't make up the level of gaslighting these guys are doing
[+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Some guy just kill Pokemon's staff in Tokyo. Crazy world we r living rn. Please transfer me to amother 🌎
[+7] u/Hwangoutpltr: About to start refining my own crude
[+22] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: WSB regards getting drafted and trying to day trade while being shot at will be high comedy
[+20] u/meow_now_brown_cow: 🥭 played a bad card and he's struggling to get out of it.
[+19] u/meow_now_brown_cow: So what's up with the Jeffrey Epstein files?
[+18] u/Mark_Underscore: Every fucking day the energy crisis will get worse. You really think the market can just shrug that off?
[+17] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #feels weird that I trust the Iranian media more than we we are reporting here
[+16] u/Just_Learned_This: This got mfs thinking stocks drop 25% every april
[+16] u/smchenry75: Iran entered the tourney as a 12 seed. People realizing they are really a 3 or 4 seed.
[+15] u/Walking72: So you get a historic tech bull market handed to you, and the first idea you have is to bomb iran, invade Greenland, annex Canada, and conquer Cuba. 🤦
[+15] u/staburself321: I have pushed back the date for my wife’s boyfriend to relocate. The new date is April 6th 8pm eastern time. Thanks for your attention to this matter.
[+15] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: His record of this war ending is looking like a banbet in this subreddit.
[+14] u/Fast-Reply6409: I'm not like y'all losing money this month. I'm built different. I already lost all my money in 2025
[+13] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: At one point, my META shares were +$70,000 gains
Thinking it would hold, and wanting to utilize LTCG taxes… I am now sitting at -$24,000 gains 🙃
[+13] u/itsamemyusername: So.. boots on the ground tomorrow after market close, right?
[+13] u/Jacobpapi: Tomorrow is dump day as always, remember no one likes to have positions on weekends cause 🥭
[+13] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: God must have created 🥭 to punish the world. I refuse to believe a real person was naturally born with such minute brain capacity
[+13] u/ProudestPeasant: donnie, your cope tweets are becoming less and less effective on the markets because you are the boi that cried wolf
[+12] u/Strangerdanger8812: A wasp got me on my finger... wow that hurt
[+12] u/LongCucumber3710: When are we getting UBI for 0dtes
[+12] u/Nghtmare-Moon: any regarded degens works at the whitehouse wanna give us some insider info, i wont tell if you dont
[+12] u/LouieM13: BREAKING: The Pentagon is considering 'sending up to 10,000 additional ground troops to the Middle East' to give Trump 'more military options', according to Wall Street Journal report.
So he’s not close to making a decision yet
[+11] u/LongCucumber3710: I just need to double up my port thrice to break even.
[+11] u/nknk_3: OMG! This changes everything
[+11] u/myjumboloanapp: Last spring I went to buy a property while in the middle of shopping for rates: 🥭 declares liberation day. My rates soar.
This spring I shop for rates to refinance - they look better. Again, they soar again because iran war
. Costing me what would have been a 800 dollars saving per month. Literally cannot catch a break with this dude.
[+10] u/Lederh94: I heard some moaning I thought it was my 77 year old neighbor laying down the hammer…turns out he was watching a spicy video without his hearing aids in.
[+10] u/JPenniman: Maybe not everything is computer
[+10] u/EyeSea7923: More manipulation! Moreee!
[+10] u/I-ProGamer-I: As long as egg prices are ok, we are good!
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: I bought puts at close your calls are safe
[+9] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I love calorie dense women
[+9] u/meow_now_brown_cow: For all intents and purposes - market continues down into the weekend.
Up 2 percent tomorrow.
[+9] u/rm0277: Just watched Iran’s latest video… there’s no way the doofus in office knows what he got himself into.
On a side note. Epstein island tho 😂. Gotta admit they got a 🔥PR dept.
[+9] u/EyeSea7923: The best way to describe American politics is it's like a double sided dildo. No matter which way you spin it, you're getting fucked in the ass.
[+8] u/Just_Learned_This: See you fucks in hooverville
[+8] u/LordWop: Do you guys think 🥭 is worried or nervous or do you think this regard actually thinks he's winning
[+7] u/Frosty_Promise8050: Whatever he needs to say to stay out of prison. That is what him and his horde of lawyers is thinking.
[+7] u/Impressive-Object271: We are only 5% don year to date for the SPY now imagine when we are 15% down
[+7] u/TJMBeav: Wow Japan. Just say fuck the rules! I mean fuck em
[+6] u/llasar17: everything reminds me of her
[+18] u/RomanJohnWick: So 10k more troops to fight a war already won? Makes sense
[+16] u/MordorBlues: I am so fucking sick of this shit. We used to do DD....chart analysis...meme.....now its just fucking tweets and shitcoins. Sad. TSLA 1000
[+15] u/patricktu1258: I am cooked fuck my fucking life I am so fucking depressed
[+13] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: My daughter just read me her essay that her freshman English teacher assigned them on what makes a good leader using George Washington as an example, and it legit made me sad as fuck as to what this country was designed to be by our forefathers and how it actually is a quarter of a millenia later.
[+13] u/JokeKindly2215: When SpaceX IPO (bagholder event)?
[+12] u/samwehl: Him saying he thought the stock market would go down more is a signal that we still have much further to go unfortunately 😩
[+11] u/New-Length5593: You think this is bad? You ain’t seen shit yet mfs
[+11] u/strip_club_dj: "Freedom.gov is a planned web portal developed by the United States Department of State. The website's purpose is to provide internet users in Europe, China and other unspecified countries with access to content censored by their respective governments."
Nice try feds, I'm not touching that shit.
[+10] u/enc-nyc: My calls for tomorrow are at -80% I am probably fine
[+10] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: I wanna quit my job and do something else, but i don’t know what, start something of my own but its scary, got bills to pay
[+10] u/hayleybts: Friday is dump day everybody knows it
[+10] u/Whatevs56: Iran is the ceo of spy now. Bulls will need permission to make money.
[+9] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: I lost 30% of my port today and it’s weighing heavily on me I’m not gonna lie. Hard to detach from the amount of money that was
[+9] u/billyb26: So many bers in here means it’s green tomorrow
[+9] u/mark1forever: now iran imposes up to 2mil/ ship to pass, and all in Yuan, from a free passage to fees, and we never thanked him once today.
[+9] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: MMs should figure out Baron's trading ID and swing this fucker hard in the other direction, when donkey boy places his next big trade....
[+8] u/Solid-Following-8395: Be one with the corruption
[+8] u/Important_Yoghurt722: spy 650 open seems about right
[+8] u/Material_Formal3679: At the beginning of the year, there was so much bull optimism. We never imagined 🥭 would start the dumbest war ever.
[+8] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Why is Pentagon thinking about sending 10k troops to Iran? Is the U.S. military this incompetent?
[+8] u/syedhuda: bers rejoice for the buls are completely fuk rn
[+7] u/Hot-Performancy: Unfortunately META will fall under 500 tomorrow
[+7] u/watisdat: I just have to 9x my portfolio and I'm back to my ATH.
[+7] u/Nero23x: We were at 689 last month this time btw 💀
[+7] u/Ancient_Let7878: No one cried today right
[+7] u/New-Length5593: Calls on a tweet pre market then an absolute shit show over the weekend. Holy fuck
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Market hates uncertainty and this delay doesn’t help
[+11] u/Aldribuds: Don't set the world on fire and then complain about the smoke
[+11] u/daisymoth9: israel really owns us huh
[+11] u/2Frum4U: Whatever happens in this world, don’t become fat.
[+10] u/bigskinnybubba123: Guys. We are going to war war. Like, uuuuh, real war. They are serving lobster on the ship again. Godspeed degens. Prayers.
Have cash on hand.
[+10] u/Certain-Activity733: Recession indicator, your COWORKER goes ‘I’ll admit it, I voted for him. But, THIS - THIS is regarded.
[+10] u/BlatantPlatitude: This is what happens when u elect the only guy to ever manage to bankrupt a casino. Give the keys to a Ferrari and it comes back as a Corolla
[+9] u/dtlabsa: Saudi Arabia doesn't want this war to end. They were doing 6m bpd at $60/b through the straight of hormuz. Theyre now doing 4m bpd at $100/b through the Red Sea. The Saudis might be pushing 🥭 as hard as 'yahooo.
[+9] u/swampassOG: Sick of this chop
Spite calls at open
[+9] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Spy 400 by December? Asking for a fren
[+8] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Stop making movies past a single sequel. Only Star Wars, James Bond, and Toy Story can accomplish such feats
[+8] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I tried getting a hooker when I rented a convertible for a day but she must have been lit off something crazy ‘cause when I closed the top she thought the car was trying to eat her and started absolutely losing her shit, she jumped out to run away but ate shit on the curb and I had to wait with her for like three hours at the urgent care it fucking sucked
[+8] u/wattap: Remember before mango when we had green days
[+7] u/La2Sea2Atx: Guys I'm getting tired of winning. I'm glad I'm going back to grad school so I can spend a year being a degenerate and stop getting depressed looking at my portfolio.
[+7] u/smart_doge: Not vibing with shidposting today. Times are just sad.
I think I might open some small position with my cashgang for the weekend.
[+7] u/hoidzaheer777: Believe it or not
Calls
[+7] u/vsmand1: Every pump just gets dumped
[+6] u/FullCopy: If you paper trade to try new strategies, you likely order boneless wings.
[+6] u/Mr_Canada1867: « We live not because it is easy, but because mom would be sad »
- Unknown Regard
[+6] u/smart_doge: People should abandon fifa this year (another corrupt organization).
[+6] u/hodl_poke_stay_calm: Let's rip 5% tomorrow just for the fuck of it
[+5] u/JuliusCaesar121: I am going to laugh when we find out the irgc has been funding their war effort via odte options and strategically placed texts to Steve witkoff
[+20] u/franker555: I have two friends in the army and they are both being sent to Kuwait on Monday.
[+14] u/MusingsAndMind: "Next time, I buy the dip"
the dip happens
"It's going to fall more. Best not to catch a falling knife."
[+12] u/somebodys0mewhere: Holding over this weekend will require some high grade titanium balls
[+10] u/silverbulls8: Pump tomorrow to set the trap before the ground invasion dum?
[+10] u/Hi_I_am_gosu: if you aren't FOMO buying low volume overnight trading rn what are you doing
[+10] u/Hot-Pop-3250: Gold Rises Amid Signs Of Easing Middle East Tensions – WSJ
Also, don't smoke crack
[+10] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: My moves will tomorrow include: react to the noise, buy at excessive prices, sell for a loss, then buy something else at EOD and hold over weekend feeling stressed the whole time. Then sell for a loss Monday AM.
[+10] u/aa73gc: So green day followed by a boots on the ground announcement after 4? Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
[+9] u/claytondpark: Bag holding my calls over the weekend just in case 🥭 tweets something legitimately positive over the weekend. Fucking lying sack of 💩
[+8] u/xzmnou: Lost 6k at the casino going full regard. How do y’all handle losses?
[+8] u/No_Equivalent_4037: It’s gonna rip tomorrow
After market will be down
[+7] u/Sea_Trip_8941: I’m still mad circuit breakers didnt happen today
[+7] u/J_da_CPA: Iran has been waiting for this moment for 500 years
[+7] u/TokiAsuma: Why is it that when I lose money, it feels like complete shit and the end of the world
But when I make that same amount of money, I don’t even feel anything
[+7] u/ComfortableWolf779: Even 🥭is surprised the spy isnt below 600 😂
[+7] u/NoFuckingValue: So a year ago we get tariff stuff causing april flash crash then rebound. Now we're setting up for new lows this early april.
Fool me once so they say
[+7] u/Godzilla_slayer: This is not a dip. This is a fire sale. Act appropriately around here.
[+6] u/_Fibbles_: Ah fuck, even Reuters and the WSJ are reporting it
[+5] u/EducatedHippy: My boomer boss told me it's a small price to pay and we're sacrificing a bit to save America. 🦅
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: im intellectually challenged
[+13] u/AideApprehensive7441: Let’s just throw this into the mix. China amassing attack drones near Taiwan
https://apple.news/AYVa97GCwQ9mEpUQf8i8v0g
[+12] u/aaapod: i'm so ready for a new admin holy fuck
[+12] u/AggieDem: Oil futes up 1.4% in an hour.
This is fine.^TM
[+12] u/drpa1n: Mango blew his ulti and it did nothing
[+12] u/sola_rpi: Didnt catch the pump in 2025, caught the full dump in 2026
[+11] u/swagmans69: Propane prices up 10% in the last month in my area. My dreams of being a professional grill master are over.
[+11] u/Knarre30: Market seems to care less and less about 🌮's trys to pump the market. I think the momemnt he witness this, he will try something even crazier.
[+11] u/Devastaytah: Wow the entire tweet gains are gone… black friday confirmed
[+11] u/2bhellath1cc: Absolutely hilarious that Pam Bondi quite literally called the top to the exact day and probably exact hour too
[+11] u/AggieDem: If we tank the market to get 🥭 to stop the war, could WSB get a Nobel peace prize?
[+10] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Guys Im starting to think this war with Iran might impact the market
[+9] u/Chlo-Motion: Apple survives Mag7 selloff because it decided to do nothing in AI. Tim Apple wins again!
[+9] u/Marshmallowmind2: You really did it this time Donny
[+9] u/xStringerBellx: someone is spamming password reset request emails trying to get into my robinhood
bruh leave me alone
[+8] u/CD274: Tel Aviv stock exchange almost -5% down??! Wow did reality suddenly hit them
[+8] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Msft is down 50 percent from its ath and still looking VERY weak. It might go down below 300 atp
[+8] u/AggieDem: Today's [What's Going on With Shipping](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybU29t7rkc8) was interesting. Sal discusses the WH claim that Iran allowed some oil tankers through as a 'gift.'
🥭 may have been lying about Iran allowing those 8 or 10 Pakistan flagged tankers through. This would suggest that Iran is taking a hard-line stance in negotiations, if any negotiating is occurring.
[+7] u/AggieDem: [Kuwait’s Shuwaikh Port attacked by drones](https://aje.news/dqwzxy?update=4438516)
> Kuwait Port Authority says drone attacks targeted Shuwaikh Port, near Kuwait City, this morning.
> In a statement, the authority said the attack caused “material damage” but no casualties.
From the KPA [website](https://kpa.gov.kw/en/shuwaikh-port/)...
> Shuwaikh Port is Kuwait’s main commercial port, located in the Shuwaikh Industrial Area near Kuwait City. It was handed over to the Kuwait Ports Authority in 1977 and serves as a vital hub for storing and distributing goods, as well as accommodating commercial ships, making it a cornerstone of the country’s maritime trade.
[Also](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuwaikh_Port):
> The electric power station and water desalinization plant in the Port of Shuwaikh supply Kuwait city.
That's no bueno.
[+7] u/Largeshmarge: No one cares about retail we are the 5%
If Iran has our economy to attack, why would MM stop moving the price now? This whole fucking thing is controlled by other forces. This isn’t small claims court or a chess game. It’s us and them. Them being the largest power in the world. The price moves when they want it to. We are here to take advantage of any quick mistake. Eventually, we either get enough for a house or cool car but it’s them who decides. Gambling is our way to move earning power up to middle class potential. A crash isn’t going to happen. They will drop the price slowly and buy it all back when everyone is running away.
[+6] u/BenisSpaghetti: Kospi and Nikkei sound like good female dog names. ,🤔
[+6] u/Killersax: TACO CAN NOT STOP TACOING
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Just be safe man. Post your password here so we can protect it for you! (NO, PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT).
[+6] u/f0xinaround: When people ask how I am, I tell them fantasticly depressed instead of terribly depressed. I feel the same but it's more whimsical and honest.
And idk let's say Spy up to 653 at open then hard dowturn at 11am, red into close at 640.
[+6] u/fish_: so 30-60dte spy puts, long oil futes, june mrvl calls. am i missing anything?
[+6] u/humunculus43: Ah yes, Friday. The day of the week that Trump announces market swinging news near close then entirely changes his position by open on monday
[+15] u/_IsNull: Trump gave a few exit opportunities this few weeks with his fake ass tweet and I didn’t take them. Greedy ass pay the price.
[+15] u/ultrachem: Oh man, bond markets do NOT like the current situation
[+15] u/kaapooj: US 2y bond yield over 4%
[+12] u/M4roon: Iran soldiers acting tough. It's gonna be all swarms of drones as soon as US boots touch the ground. US isn't ready for the social media shitstorm that's gonna come with fpv drones killing their boys with background music.
[+12] u/_IsNull: There’s no way trump is sending 10k solider to their death right?
[+12] u/frogboyjr: someone called 'Margin' keeps calling me. I think she wants me
[+11] u/Urzuck: Blackrock Ceo: "Don't invest in a house, invest in the stock market" bro where tf am i supposed to live 💀
[+11] u/knoqd_: 🥭 used taco!
It’s not very effective…
[+10] u/Kattilaeikka: Mangolini's latest pump already faded. Gentlemen, our ports are in trouble.
[+10] u/Historical-Ad-3880: usa does not take it seriously. 10 000 won't do shit, they need to send at least 200k soldiers to have hope to achieve something
[+10] u/HomeHedgeFund: Operation Epstein Fury
[+10] u/disgusting-puppy: If he looks like a retard, talks like a retard, acts like a retard, he is a retard.
[+10] u/Gold_Stand_9596: 1. Trump become president 2. War with Iran 3. Iran wins
These are my predictions
[+10] u/Top_Investment1825: we got the president of the US saying he "heard Iran's leader was gay" before GTA VI
[+9] u/Infamous-Coyote-5312: Is the V in the room with us
[+9] u/andyman268: Boots on the ground after close today. Enjoy
[+9] u/niloony: Why did my racist wife make us buy a Japanese hybrid instead of a Chinese EV 😞
[+8] u/Moist_Chain_POL: omg its been so much winning that i cant take it anymore! 😭😭😭
[+8] u/SaintJeanneD-Sim: >[IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS: THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOSED AND ANY TRANSIT THROUGH THE WATERWAY WILL FACE 'HARSH MEASURES' - IRANIAN MEDIA](https://x.com/DeItaone)
>[IRAN'S IRGC: ALL SHIPPING “TO AND FROM PORTS OF ALLIES AND SUPPORTERS OF THE ISRAELI-AMERICAN ENEMIES” IS PROHIBITED THROUGH ANY CORRIDOR OR TO ANY DESTINATION - IRANIAN MEDIA](https://x.com/DeItaone)
Yea TACO moves are gone so long as this war lasts. Calls at open on anything but brent/ oil/ natgas might be financial suicide today
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: I'm so fucking sick of this range. But I also said the same thing when spy was stuck in the $680 range, and we all know how that turned out 💀
[+8] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Also that the president cares more about stock values than you
[+8] u/ABirdOfParadise: drill team six just started their shift
[+8] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: 100000 Americans will die to cover up pdf files.
[+7] u/daedalus_dance: ATTENTION: Iran has spat in our TACO. The TACO is no longer tasty. ABORT. ABORT.
[+7] u/TinyDelegation: Upvote for spy 640 today downvote for spy 650
[+7] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: Trump will pump the market tmrw because he knows it’s going to crash over the weekend with the invasion
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: You take the L and move on. Dwelling on shit just burns through energy and gets you nothing.
In any case, did you say you wanted a bbq sauce for your chicken nuggets?
[+18] u/BFox1982: Hate to sound gay, but we're mega fucked.
[+17] u/kryptonyk: Shit, all of WSB is bearish. Iran is probably converting to a liberal democracy today just to fuck all our puts.
[+16] u/deadbutdreaming_: So the current objective of the war is to reopen the strait of Hormuz… Which was open before we started the war…
🥳
[+15] u/inappropriatetart: Mango getting played like a fiddle
[+14] u/ResidentPack4103: If we leave without the strait we so fukedd
If we do what's needed to get the strait we so fukked
Guys 🥭 fukedd us
[+14] u/victoryboiiTCG: I can’t believe I actually believed he would lower mortgage rates lol this motherfucker is making them go sky high and simultaneously lowering the fed funds rate. It’s the worst of both worlds.
[+13] u/Silver-Barracuda7834: Port Down 55% since October. I didn’t need that $180k I guess
[+12] u/Economisty: There's a point to the fable *The Boy Who Cried Wolf.*
These stories didn't stick around for 2000 years because they're great, it is because there's nothing new under the sun.
[+12] u/Awuxy: Trump: "10 day pause cause of good talks"
Market: "Well that was a fucking lie."
[+12] u/LarryStink: This war will last much longer than people think. There is no taco out of this without A. Cedeing to Iran's control of the straight which than B. Shows the world the U.S. is not the great power it once was.
We have dug ourselves in deep and unfortunately the only way out is to keep digging. We could end this today by obliterating the entire country including its civilians but alas, that is not an option.
So in order to fight this war it will take months. Unfortunate casualties, and GCC countries facing extreme hardship if iran follows through on energy/water bombing threats. A prolonged energy crises that hits globally, and unfortunately likely a global recession.
The market has not priced this in and you can see it everywhere, everyone is worried about not being long enough when trump "tacos" not realizing that is not an option.
[+11] u/ThatFreakImHim: I'm sorry, I only accept pre 2026 bills
[+10] u/ThatFreakImHim: 🥭 voted by mail in a special election in Florida this week, despite previously saying that mail-in voting amounted to “cheating.” 🥭 has called for some exceptions to allow for the practice, such as when voters are ill, disabled, traveling or in the military.
Is he ill, disabled, or are we sending him to Iran?
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[+10] u/Vulthen1: - ongoing negotiations,
- then we fuck shit up amidst it for no reason,
- then again we go back to try and negotiate
?????
[+10] u/likefenixx: Sometimes I feel that I can't say bad shit about this wonderful government
[+9] u/victorrrrrr: top of the morning to y'all cause the top was this morning
[+9] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: Dip bought 🫡 I’m doing my part
[+9] u/GeneratedMonkey: I managed to make 18k in the morning and end -5k by end of day.
[+9] u/asetniop: "They also told him he was very handsome and fit."
[+8] u/SocraticGoats: Sometimes sitting on hands is a profitable trade
[+7] u/LostandConfused2024: Members of Congress haven’t been buying stonks lately, instead they’ve been buying treasury bills. Time to go cash gang for a bit.
[+7] u/-medicalthrowaway-: The right side of my face is numb and it smells like the stale sweat of my hockey bag when I was a youngster