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[+7] u/LanceX2: USA voter base is just so stupid
[+13] u/looool_k_libtard: Not to be a doomer but it’s time to sell everything and invest in doomsday bunkers. Sell everything you own, stock up on canned goods, move underground. Apply to work at the coal mines until you can afford to buy your own mine. Coal is the future, beautiful clean coal.
[+12] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: MSFT almost back to last year april lows
[+11] u/MutaliskGluon: "we wont attack Irans energy" - stocks rally 3.5%
They proceed to attack Irans energy anyway, escalating once again - stocks give up 0.4%
Algo driven nonsense market
[+10] u/Kemilio: My only regret is that I don’t have more powder for MSFT.
Edit: lol the downvotes. Some of y’all really don’t have the stomach for investing.
[+8] u/Incubus-311: msft forward PE: 20
wal mart forward pe: 40
clown market.
[+7] u/16fca: The bulls were just exit liquidity this whole time.
[+7] u/iXProject: What a sad state of affairs, i hope 3 months from now we’re in a better place
[+7] u/Reggio_Calabria: Markets flat-ish on news Trump mostly uses week-ends for market manipulation.
Week days are for strategic blunders that pushes the debt beyond 40 trillions by year end.
[+7] u/MitchCurry: Bonesawer MBS pushing Trump to continue the war against Iran, per NYT.
[+7] u/_hiddenscout: Microsoft Announces AI For Nuclear Partnership With Nvidia To Offer End-To-End Tools For Industry
[https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/industry/blog/energy-and-resources/2026/03/24/ai-for-nuclear-energy-powering-an-intelligent-resilient-future/](https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/industry/blog/energy-and-resources/2026/03/24/ai-for-nuclear-energy-powering-an-intelligent-resilient-future/)
[+7] u/Current_Animator7546: The different views between 2 posters here are so wide, but that’s what I love about the market. As we speak there are millions of people buying and selling with very similar views. All with mostly one objective.
[+6] u/JamUpGuy1989: AI bubble bursting during this shit show in Iran would pretty much seal any chances for GOP to win this year or 2028.
[+5] u/x992607: Today, I see the liquor bottle in my hand as half-empty.
[+5] u/NotGucci: >An Iranian source says Washington has initiated “outreach” and Tehran is willing to consider sustainable proposals to end the conflict.
>While no formal negotiations have occurred, Iran is open to plans that safeguard its national interests, guarantee it won’t pursue nuclear weapons, allow peaceful nuclear use, and lift sanctions.
Conflict will end a lot sooner than people realized. Trump folded yesterday, Israel is going cry. But Iran knows that dragging this out will do more harm to them than the U.S. U.S has superior weapons, and are better trained.
[+5] u/zbern: [Apollo to Acquire Nippon Sheet Glass in $3.7 Billion Deal](https://www.wsj.com/business/deals/apollo-to-acquire-nippon-sheet-glass-in-3-7-billion-deal-2fd9f7a6?mod=deals_news_article_pos1)
"The U.S. asset manager expects the Japanese company to capture rising demand for architectural glass, automotive glazing and solar products thanks to its manufacturing capabilities and deep customer relationships.
The move is Apollo’s fifth private-equity fund investment in Japan, with prior deals including a takeover of Panasonic’s auto-parts business."
Looks like Apollo is betting on smarter cars, greener buildings, and solar expansion.
[+5] u/LtUnsolicitedAdvice: lmao MSFT, you d think they were literally setting money on fire there
[+5] u/VENhodl: So if Claude and other AI will effectively eliminate most white collar jobs (speaking in general terms right now) - people should absolutely be buying as much as possible to ensure they hold enough assets to live on. UBI is not even close to being realistic at the federal level yet
[+5] u/95Daphne: Iran now says that they're open to dialogue.
Yeah, VIX/vol was too weak today imo for this to be Iranian related, this instead is related to something else that was turned into a sideshow by Iran.
Anthropic announcing a new, cool AI thing (trying to be sarcastic) caused stuff in tech to get shot.
[+5] u/_hiddenscout: $CDLR Q4 Earnings
Revenue : €620.4 (5% beat, +149% YoY)
EBITDA : €425.3m (3% beat, +240% YoY)
EPS : €0,79 (25% beat, +316% YoY)
Gross margin also improved to 62% from 50% in 2024, reflecting higher profitability and receipt of termination fees.
However FY results do not reflect a weaker H2 2025 with a pretty big double miss on revenue and EBITDA, respectively of 25% and 28%, and H1 was inflated due to one-off contract cancelling compensation.
Guidance is also pretty weak, with revenue expected between €854m and €944m but EBITDA set at €420m to €510m (so pretty much flat EBITDA).
Earning Presentation
[https://d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/\_bc7293f1dc52e3ed6581890c2498a4c6/cadeler/db/927/9767/pdf/IR+Presentation+FY2025.pdf](https://d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_bc7293f1dc52e3ed6581890c2498a4c6/cadeler/db/927/9767/pdf/IR+Presentation+FY2025.pdf)
[+5] u/AluminiumCaffeine: Geez, bad day for me vs QQQ - too much GOOGL/MSFT and IGV adjacent names I own
[+20] u/BGID_to_the_moon: Trump: “We’ve won the war, I think we’re going to end it”
As he deploys 3k paratroopers.
🫤
[+17] u/jrex035: Uh oh looks like the attempted TACO didnt work this time. The desperation out of this administration is palpable.
The worst part is that the Iranians know this too. When a party to a conflict is desperate for it to end, it weakens their bargaining position and strengthens the demands of the counterparty
[+14] u/Swimming_Reply6673: It's pretty obvious the "talks" were nothing more than the US sending their terms to end the war. Sounds like Iran didn't even initiate anything. Trump is panicking over the stock market and energy crisis and getting desperate.
[+12] u/Dazzling-Compote-394: Lol, Trump trying so desperately to pump markets every day. "We're talking to the most respected leaders in Iran. They're the greatest talks, and they've just given us a gift related to the strait of Hormuz. It's the greatest ever you won't even believe it. I think we'll reach a deal soon, really soon. How soon I couldn't tell you but it'll be soon don't worry."
[+11] u/InvisibleEar: Imagine loaning money to this government for 10 years lmao
[+11] u/FarrisAT: “The one who once spoke of regime change and the fragmentation of Iran now hopes that someone in Iran will engage in dialogue with him;
though this, too, is merely an attempt at deception.”
— Saeed Jalili, Secretary of the Supreme Leader
I think they don’t like the terms.
[+9] u/WickedSensitiveCrew: Just realized NVO is only up 9% since March 2021. Kinda wild they made Ozempic and are basically flat over 5 years.
LLY for comparison up 387%.
[+8] u/AntoniaFauci: Didn’t want to put this into the universe yesterday but increasingly feels like this is one of Trump’s common moves playing out, the one where he does simpleton level bluffing - in this case his blather about 5 day pause and “I have a deal with a top guy on 15 negotiating points including all the important ones.”
Instead it’s a cover for some kind of new/big/boots type of attack.
Situation is reading exactly like his “we’re giving them 15 days to negotiate” right before he attacked.
He thinks this kind of thing is brilliant strategy. You see it over and over. We’re not going to touch the White House (excavators level half of it a day later) etc etc. This is the same way he’s always done real estate deals, making some kind of big statement then a rug pull at the deadline.
If that’s what this 5 days to peace is, it means there’s another leg down in stocks broadly, plus upward rate pressure, upward energy costs, inflation, debt.
Of course on the other hand, if you’re going to launch invasion troops, do you keep announcing troop build up every two days, do you do this whole pantomime where soldiers who could reach the region in days are somehow taking weeks?
[+8] u/Able_Show_8560: I can't believe I was able to buy MSFT at 372 today... a year from now that price is going to look like a gift
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sea-6078: It’s so funny that our president times his announcements right after the markets close 😂
[+7] u/InvisibleEar: lol they're killing Sora already, good luck on your trillion dollars guys
[+7] u/DietFoods: Market getting tired of the fake pumps. So far barely a move this time.
[+6] u/DontTakeAccutane: 4% money market chads stay winning since oct
[+6] u/Able_Show_8560: IMO, we are getting (if we aren't already there) close to peak negative SAAS sentiment, peak Claude sentiment. I'm seeing more and more tweets on x about MSFT horrible capex spend, how Claude is making MSFT obsolete completely etc, and less and less bullish takes.
[+6] u/Steak_Itchy: I do NOT want my money in the market when we finally stopped caring about the lies of the orange man. This market is propped up on total horseshit.
[+6] u/Zealousideal-Bus4712: 10-yr yield just spiked hard. what happened?
[+5] u/Greenmachine218: https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03/24/world/iran-war-trump-oil#us-iran-peace-plan
"The United States has sent Iran a 15-point plan to end the war in the Middle East, according to two officials briefed on the diplomacy, reflecting the Trump administration’s eagerness to find an offramp from the conflict as it grapples with its economic fallout.
It was unclear how widely the plan, delivered by way of Pakistan, had been shared among Iranian officials and whether Iran was likely to accept it as a basis for negotiations. Nor was it clear whether Israel, which has been bombing Iran together with the United States, was on board with the proposal"
[+5] u/Particular_Maize6849: 1 month comparison is red. 3 month comparison is red. 6 month comparation is red. Soon the 1 year will drop red too.
[+5] u/Financial-Grass-6114: Making a guess that trump will greenlight a coalition that invades Iran to control the strait after the war permanently.
All he's doing now is bullshitting for the market.
[+5] u/VoidMageZero: Futures are up bigly 📈
[+5] u/tachyonvelocity: "Iranian representatives have let the Trump administration know it does not want to [re-enter negotiations](https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/23/politics/trump-shift-iran-talks) with special envoy Steve Witkoff and President Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner and would prefer to engage with Vice President JD Vance, two regional sources said."
Reading between the lines, Iran definitely wants a negotiation and one with Vance, including a likely ceasefire and markets now realize this. WTI crude is literally trading like half of Hormuz is free to move. Stock futures have stayed up, IE markets know about the future more than you think.
[+5] u/jrex035: The parallels between this conflict and early Covid are crystal clear. The market seems blissfully, willfully unaware of the crisis that's already bearing down on the US economy even as cracks are clearly growing all over the global economy.
More than 20% of global trade has been blocked for a full 24 days already and we're still weeks away from any meaningful relief. Major oil and gas producers are declaring force majeure, leading to growing goods shortages across Southeast Asia. Refineries in Asia are already cutting output in an effort to remain open as their deliveries of oil fall, and some countries are even banning exports, leading to shortages of refined goods (record prices in jet fuel are already being set). Australia is already running out of fuel and is going to get utterly fucked by what's happening in Asia. Europe is seeing LNG tankers redirect to Asia as prices there skyrocket due to acute shortages, which will cause shortages in Europe as well if they continue. The US isn't immune to any of this either, our domestic energy supply chain is fragmented and will see localized shortages in the coming months.
But the market isn't pricing any of this in at all. Just like during covid when, despite the fact that it was clear the virus was already spreading unchecked in the US itself, indices just shrugged off the bad news until they couldn't anymore.
Good luck yall. Better hope the war really does end in days, the longer this goes on for the worse the damage will get and the more likely it is that we see lasting damage to regional O&G infrastructure in the Gulf that prolongs the crisis even further.
[+5] u/Swimming_Reply6673: Futures exploding of course lmao. Even if ceasefire remains a rumor all through tomorrow markets will still explode. Kangaroo market lives on.