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[+34] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: 🥭: starts war
Iran: Attacks gulf O&G infrastructure.
🥭: Attacks Iran’s O&G infrastructure.
Iran: More attacks on O&G infrastructure.
🥭: Why would Iran do this?!
[+30] u/bdh2067: Anyone else beginning to suspect our fearless leader is maybe not being totally honest with us?
[+28] u/Left-Signature-5250: I love how eherybody stopped posting that Buffett "It's over, panic sell everything". Shit got too real for clowning around.
[+28] u/HDauthentic: Comically bad set of concurrent economic circumstances, almost all entirely preventable. Lmao
[+22] u/mayorolivia: Micron beat earnings 50% and guided 81% margins so naturally they’re tanking
[+21] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: America’s allies saying ”no Homie that’s on you. Good luck. Thoughts and prayers.” is the icing on the cake.
[+18] u/hopewellroad: Why has the market started to act rationally?
[+16] u/CoopCrossing: Just got paid ready to donate to Israel
[+15] u/brute-forced: Lmao at the tards driving massive trucks around citys! All that gas 🥰
[+15] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I’m a little confused, bulls told me a few weeks ago that we’d be at 700 but my phone is saying 659. Is my phone broken? LMAO
[+14] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: All this kerfuffle over some dinosaur juice
[+14] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Can’t believe Hansel and Gretel just straight up tried to eat that house lmao
[+14] u/onefortheroad-: I just took a shit in my cats litter box
[+14] u/cashflow_: Shawarma in saudi Arabia they dab the pita bread in the grease under the meat thing then shave off some meat into the bread then put this dope garlic mayo white aioli sauce then under the meat thing there’s French fries just soaking in all the grease that falls from the meat and they put one in and a small pickle
It will knock your dick off you have to pick your dick up off
the floor
My dad worked for defense contractors so I’ve been a bunch of times
[+13] u/Salty-Bid1597: Imagine being locked with an angry and disoriented 🥭 in the shituation room.
[+13] u/Wolfreak76: Glad I bought the dip last Friday after getting tired of missing all the dips waiting for the big dip that never comes. At least today I can look forward to the market going to the moon, because there is no way I caused the big dip to happen that I've been waiting for.
[+13] u/BlackKnightsOptions: It's ok I didn't want to retire anyway
[+13] u/IllustriousPiano562: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think the FIFA Peace Prize isn't being done justice.
[+13] u/hioman01: SPY -0.3% ports -20%, SPY +0.3% ports +2%
[+13] u/barelyreadsenglish: This epstein distraction is getting out of hand
[+13] u/Frozen_Shades: Hello fellow long term investors 🙋♂️
[+12] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I guess the roaring 20s are gonna have a screeching halt
[+12] u/Leather_Mention5916: Remember Bidens market? Buy a call no matter wat and make money?
[+11] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: GLD is getting fucked by gold dildo. I’m getting fucked by slv fist
[+11] u/TeamDisrespect: Life was easier when we were all locked in our houses with nothing to do but talk about a video game pawn shop
[+11] u/LongHealth: Choose a clown, expect a circus. 🤡
[+11] u/Ok-Barracuda39: At this point, just send SPY to 600 and QQQ to about 525. Let it rest another 2-3 months, then fire up the rocket engines again.
This market has been pegged longer than I have.
[+11] u/Apfelmoes_: IRGC spokesperson:
*"We warn the enemy that you made a major mistake by attacking the energy infrastructure of Iran. If it is repeated again, the next attacks on your energy infrastructure and that of your allies will not stop until their complete destruction."*
[+11] u/Top_Investment1825: Puts are so obvious... But too obvious.
So calls it is. Of course they know you know that, so it's gonna dump. But might also go up, idk
[+10] u/BerryExpress: finally, new thread. a fresh opportunity to make an ass out of oneself.
[+10] u/octopus_serenader: I am staying so far away from oil right now, it's like an out of control bumper car
[+10] u/Domefieldadvantage: Just got the call that they are going to take me out back and put me down at open
[+10] u/_pout_: Oh hey, it's your next generational buying opportunity. Again.
[+10] u/aftherith: The only safe haven is your parents basement
[+9] u/smart_doge: The person who threw people from his own administration under the bus, is now throwing other countries under the bus 😂
[+9] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: wtf poor WTI is just sitting there all scared and whimpering in the corner like a beaten puppy while violent Bessent looms over her cracking his knuckles going "markets are well supplied bitch" and slamming her price down to 96 after she was begging for 150+ with Iran blowing up and Hormuz on fire. this macro psycho is straight abusing our girl.
Bessent you brutal piece of shit back off😭
[+9] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Surely no job growth in six months and inflation starting to rise rapidly is bullish right? LMAO
[+9] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: If two little cunts came and tried to eat my gingerbread house, I’d boil them in a pot too
[+9] u/Normal_Tap3021: Do y’all think 🥭 will manipulate the market today with his truthing?
[+9] u/catluck: Panic. Sell. Everything.
[+9] u/Nova-JC: Please collapse today I have 16k of puts expiring 3/20 that I didn’t plan on holding overnight but got caught in a meeting lmao
[+9] u/twistnblaze: the great bol anoos gapening
[+9] u/callsonreddit: Ready to lose money?
[+8] u/Low-Cranberry100: Next leg down at 8:30 after job numbers
[+8] u/cashflow_: Have you guys ever had a gyro or kebab overseas? They will knock your dick off. In Saudi Arabia there’s a place called mama noura or something. The shawarmas there will also knock your dick off. Several times I had to pick my dick off the floor
[+8] u/Any-Camel-9913: imagine if strait is still closed 3 months from now which is quite possible
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: This is not a fair fight, ALGOS have no feelings and i get anxious with 4 shares.
[+8] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: hey bulls. DO come to the market today.
[+8] u/spsteve: Every single bond yield is up.. globally. Inflation being priced in.
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: don't worry today we open red but we close red
[+8] u/Frozen_Shades: And now a turn to more positive news, Iran has attacked Saudi Arabia.
[+8] u/twistnblaze: put the 650 in the bag lil bro
[+7] u/Fantastic_Smoke9501: No crying in the casino today
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: FACT: its fascinating that the type of people obsessed with Dubai are uneducated poors and crooks.
[+7] u/Any-Camel-9913: SPY To 500
Bitcorn to 32k
That's my targets for the upcoming global crisis
[+7] u/Ill-Expression1737: why is my credit score 480
[+7] u/Expert_Turn4697: Will NVDA EVER CLOSE ABOVE 185? I HAVE HAD THIS "MIRACLE" STOCK FOR 6 FUCKING MONTHS AND IT HASNT MOVED?
[+7] u/Unemployable1593: You’re killing your father, Larry
[+7] u/JugoShvili: I will never underestimate this market’s ability to pump for no reason despite all the evidence to the contrary
[+7] u/cashflow_: Im trying to talk to you guys about gyros, kebab and shawarmas but no one fucking listening
[+7] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: I’m praying for a “We’ve destroyed their military capabilities and will now end our operations” TACO
[+7] u/MordorBlues: Someone needs to pick a new song before people stop dancing.
[+7] u/AirwickS: Guys, I don’t think they thought this through all the way.
[+7] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Hairline receding just like my gains 😔
[+7] u/JimmyMcTrade: I bought the dip yesterday but it dipped again.
[+7] u/Front_Umpire4873: Metals selling off in times of war, quite a safe haven😑
[+6] u/smart_doge: PSA: u/M4roon is gaey
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/9ybsc6oC5j
[+6] u/Nice-Option-6875: Gonna need a, the war is over, type announcement to save these calls
[+6] u/PureAlpha22: Bad things happening today
[+6] u/Tall_Helicopter_833: Thought the war was won. Why are gas prices going up?!
[+6] u/pigeon_shit: Damn the VG guy was right this whole time. It’s me, I’m the vg guy.
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Bessent getting a margin call for sure...
Time to delete the app, Scott
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: SPOT will say they’re saving $ on toilet paper and go up 20% after ER, but MU has a monster beat and tanks
nobody knows shit about fuck
[+6] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Spy is going to chicago’s area code
Calls on kanye
[+6] u/pleasestoptalkin: Dips not real until we hit 650
[+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Pretty bricked up this morning. Not sure what this means for the market, but chances are that it will do the opposite of what I want.
[+6] u/aftherith: Gold is dead. Panic send your gold to me for safe destruction.
[+6] u/jazzyb1999: At least we all can agree that this is entertaining
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: There’s a South Park in Iran? Calls it is.
[+6] u/justarandumthrowaway: Throw all that silver in the trash
[+6] u/trent_upscale: I can't tell you my plays because you'll know I'm a meme whore
[+6] u/Doc_Vapor: Got wiped yesterday. This market will rocket to Mars today.
[+6] u/Low-Cranberry100: -2% today, +1% relief rally Friday, then limit down Monday
[+6] u/sylphvanas: Going to lose my life savings if we end red again today
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: I would like to close my positions please.
[+6] u/LoLFlex12: The power that Isreal a country with less than than 10M Population is crazy
[+6] u/somebody_throw_a_pie: forget timing the market, Ive been waiting 2 weeks to fill up my car on hopes that gas prices would come down. running on fumes
[+5] u/baIIern: Silver bros in shambles lol. I remember someone telling me it will never fall to 100 again, up only because AI needs silver bro trust me. That was at the ATH
[+5] u/Kabrosif: Judging by SPY right now in premarket I guess losing 1/5th of the Worlds LNG supply over night was already priced in.
[+5] u/BeastMode1855: Is the DOW over 50,000?
[+5] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Glad to see those regards over at ValueInvesting get what they deserve for holding TTD and BABA
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Don’t be spooked Brent holders. Someone is selling down the May futures.
The backwardation to June and July is still huge (up to $7). This indicates that the market now acknowledges a huge supply shock
Last time we got to $8 Brent went to $150 after the Ukraine invasion
[+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: 300 buff spartan dudes should sort that straight out
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: If gold dies I hope it take all of tech with it
[+5] u/Subymoa: BRENT oil is 114$.
It reached119$ when the war started at March 8th.
[+5] u/Wildskullz: Sideways today and tmr then futures gap down Sunday night and we have a black Monday, I’ll bet a sloppy bj on it
[+5] u/2c-b_day: I'm going to spend 15 mins in the toilet at work today, crying.
[+5] u/neo-futurism: Seems we will stay crashing.
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: i don’t think you understand
green by close
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: If this PPI report was bad. Wait for the next two and CPI.
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: The extraction infrastructure is on fire and the market STILL believes this will be resolved quickly lmao, we are in for a bad year
[+5] u/OnceALoser: Do you miss me?
- a message from Biden
[+5] u/BelgianBillie: Gold down hard. Damn
[+5] u/Top-Fig845: 24 hours of slow bleeding
[+5] u/callsonreddit: European gas prices jump 35% after Iran hits key Ras Laffan LNG plant in Qatar
https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/european-gas-prices-jump-35-after-iran-hits-key-ras-laffan-lng-plant-in-qatar-101773909309122.html
[+5] u/trent_upscale: I shit where I want. There's no rules to this
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: tic....tic...tic...BOOM, does anyone feel this way about the markets?
[+5] u/ProudestPeasant: tryna get some ZZZ's before market open.
not gunna happen
maybe I should lift some dumbbells cos I do feel tight in the shoulders
[+5] u/good-times-: Alexa play Psyclon Nine
[+5] u/khryseos: so if everything that ever happens is already priced in, do we need to trade actually?
[+5] u/LongHealth: The only thing that saves the market in 2026 is a midterm dem sweep of the house and senate. The odds of which have gone up a lot.
[+5] u/jda823: How is the Vix not at like 30
[+5] u/drigocien12: Is it time for Gold long?
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: it's hilarious how Donnie's *lisp* keeps getting worse
[+5] u/DegenGonnaDegen: I was told prescious metals were a safe haven
[+5] u/LoLFlex12: Wasnt MU earnings really really good?
[+5] u/Unable_Apartment6104: Work on my evil laugh while I pet cat and goon to my 100% cash portfolio
[+5] u/Colloquial: Another day of WTF are bols thinking?
[+5] u/Muugumo: Aaaand just like that, all of my gold gains from the last 3 months are gone.
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Idk what all you bolz are bitching about. These spx 6800-7000 calls have been printing. Might cover soon. TBD.
[+41] u/edthechimp: https://preview.redd.it/cyscsckepzpg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3831316e4eaf69dda7d214a66f1a5692a0253713
[+22] u/DrSeuss1020: Guys maybe this 🥭 guy isn’t so good for our stocks after all
[+20] u/severed02: At least 🥭 knew how to get out of the Vietnam War
[+19] u/plzplzplztendies: My Doctor told not to eat anything fatty.
And I replied, “ like potato chips or something?”
Then he said, “I mean, don’t eat anything, fatty.”
😭😭😭😭
[+19] u/jonneh: > Bessent: We’ll see if Kharg eventually becomes a US asset
#
You got to be FUCKING kidding me bro!
[+19] u/Fineous40: Draft the boomers that wanted this shit
[+19] u/LeWahooligan0913: “Claude, repair the LNG facilities before market open. Make no mistakes.”
[+17] u/orsomeshitidk: I think the guillotine industry is really going to take off in the US in the next decade
[+16] u/Fun_Purpose6972: The regard is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.
[+15] u/Fun_Purpose6972: honestly, what's the point of spending $1 trillion on the military, and having the world's largest navy by far, 20 aircraft carriers and whatever, if Iran, a middle power with an airforce from the 70s, can just close the Strait of Hormuz like that? Drones have rendered navies obsolete, it seems.
Iran threatened to close the strait in 1987, and the US destroyed Iran's navy in one day (Operation Praying Mantis) and escorted tankers to ensure safe passage. But now Iran has tens of thousands of drones and short range missiles. And the US navy is powerless.
How is the US supposed to fight China then?
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: When I was in college I felt like such a damn adult bruh but now when I see them I just see kids lol
[+14] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: I’m gonna be on the jobless claims this month boys, we made it 🫡
[+13] u/piszczel: I did say about MU yesterday, I got laughed at. No stock pumps 17% into earnings and then pumps more
[+13] u/Basis_404_: Bulls:
- ~~SPY 700 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 690 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 680 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 670 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 665 get wrecked bears!~~
- SPY 660 get wrecked bears!
[+13] u/Standard-Top-5942: One more time: why are people so fanatic about supporting Israeli?
[+13] u/LostandConfused2024: I cannot believe the entire world is about to be sent into a major recession, because of fucking 🥭. I don’t know if the U.S. can ever recover the trust from the rest of the world.
[+12] u/orsomeshitidk: Gonna go panhandle by the stoplight with a sign that says “Need 0dte funds. Anything helps. Am retarded”
I think it’ll do pretty good.
[+12] u/guhhhh_MU: I'm sorry for my confidence bers, you won
[+12] u/CapitalElk1169: Gold what the fuck lol
[+12] u/Urzuck: I'm personally monitoring the situation.
[+12] u/kalakesri: 🥭 really bankrupted the global economy because Jared had a feeling
[+12] u/fenton7: Badly need a TACO on this whole Iran situation. It's spiraling out of control. We all know it's coming but how soon?
[+11] u/PossumImposter2: Ooooofff silver has cost me everything I’ve ever had
[+11] u/popsferragamo: JPow is barricading himself in his office in May. True superhero shit
[+11] u/chrisco571: Told my boss I’m no longer quitting for the 7th time this year
[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: Best parking lot recommendations for sleeping while homeless?
[+11] u/jarkon-anderslammer: You're out of your element, Donny!
[+11] u/Out_Phishing: Gonna take a wild guess here and predict msft eats shit again today
[+11] u/jay4281: Fkn amerifats wake up get their McDonald’s and start panic selling everything
[+11] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Reminder: now is not a good time to be losing your job
[+11] u/Just_Learned_This: Holy shit. I held overnight like a retard, no way this plays in my favor.
[+11] u/TropicalOinkment: Guys stop selling metals, didn't you know they are safe haven
[+11] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Okay so oil is going down, metals are dead, indexes are down. Cool 👍
[+11] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Boomers voted for this. Sky high inflation and markets dropping 2-3% a week. Time to come out of retirement grandpa.
[+11] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Those who bought EVs and installed solar and heat pumps...
Congrats.
Except Elon meatriders. You're still a Musk twink.
[+11] u/fuckyeahmageknight: Gen Z finally getting to experience their own forever war and global energy crisis. They grow up so fast
[+10] u/Neither-Still-8841: If jobless claims today are slightly higher than expected, we are fucked
[+10] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I think some of yall watched ready player one and thought living in squalor and playing video games with haptic feedback all day long sounded awesome.
[+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: I told you regards what would happen when I added MU, SNDK, and WDC to my watchlist. You were warned
[+10] u/mrmagootoyou2: Where is whiskey Pete, he will surely instil confidence with his 4th crusade bravado
[+10] u/PutVivid6052: Just saw some retard talk about the Indian market. Lmao, who gives a fuck?
[+10] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: America: We have the greatest most powerful military in the world. We spend more on defense than the next 2 countries combined. We can kick anyone's ass on a moments notice. We can project power anywhere on the planet at any time.
Also America: The Vietkong hide in tunnels, we lost a lot of lives trying to burn them out, we should just leave this conflict. Look we've been in Afghanistan for 20 years. Its easier to just leave. We cant open the straight because they might shoot at our billion dollar boats, we prolly just gonna leave.
[+10] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Turns out nothing is a store of value
[+10] u/RaikouVsHaiku: Had 2 coffees this morning. Finna have a shit-off with this market
[+10] u/clouts1: Remember boys the war is over lmao
[+10] u/HistorianMuch8963: You want a V ?
Best market can do is a L
[+10] u/sloanemonroe: Goddamn, he’s like REALLY dumb. He was all set up to have his “YES MAN” fed chair put in to lower rates and have the market rip and win in the midterms and now he has single handily destroyed the world instead.
[+9] u/solidsneeze: would be funny if 🥭 actually accelerated renewable energy like solar and wind because his war destroyed the world's oil infrastructure
[+9] u/NazgulSandwich: Turns out $200 a barrel only applies to Brent, and WTI will be stuck at 95-99 for all time using the power of financial wizardry
[+9] u/daedalus_dance: Remember "DON'T BE A PANICAN". Haha, those were the days.
[+9] u/log1ck1717: Yeah, silver and gold oversold. Pray for me as I use margin on the dip.
[+9] u/knoqd_: Mr president all this winning made my ass sore
[+9] u/otimanob: The truth is, the market hasn’t reacted to the oil price... yet
[+9] u/Madsen13140: Thanks Barack H. Obama
[+9] u/One-Statistician4378: Guys, the amount of winning we are doing is starting to get a bit comical...
[+9] u/ewzetf: surely trillions of dollars people paid for empty apartments in Dubai losing all value won't hurt the market
[+9] u/log1ck1717: I literally waited since last year to buy gold and silver, the day I enter silver and gold makes a huge correction. Fuck me
[+9] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Those Ewoks are really holding their own against the Empire
[+9] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: If someone releases the Epstein files than trump can’t be blackmailed by Israel anymore
[+9] u/Unassisted3P: I for one welcome our new bear overlords.
[+9] u/Old-Collection-224: I'd rather cum in the sink, than sink in the cum
[+9] u/I_am_Nerman: US TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT: WE'LL SEE IF KHARG ISLAND EVENTUALLY BECOMES A US ASSET
That's where their heads are at? Completely up their asses.
[+9] u/Strangerdanger8812: A journey of a blown account begins with a single trade. - General Tso
[+9] u/AlarmedPelican: unemployment not bad enough to cut (yet) inflation not bad enough to hike (yet)
fed is fuk
[+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: For a country whose nuclear capabilities, military, leadership and weapons were decimated, Iran sure is causing a lot of damage lol
[+9] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Maybe you have been subjected to propaganda
[+8] u/adwise27: 16 months of self inflicted chaos
[+8] u/borrokalaria: They said two weeks to flatten Iran ... now my calls are cooked
[+8] u/I_am_Nerman: The spread on crude and Brent is getting stupid
[+8] u/bobbyknight102: Freak out and buy everything
[+8] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: NQ has crossed the 200MA for the first time since April 25. We are very officially in a bear market. Hope bulls get liquidated and bankrupted.
[+8] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: If you ask me this was long overdue. 🥭 just delayed the inevitable with all of his synthetic market pumps to try and boost his ratings. We probably could’ve been on the tail end of this already if he did things differently
[+8] u/Fineous40: How da fuck is oil still not above 100?
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: Rip the American economy
[+8] u/IndependentUsual7444: Gold down another 3% like the Fed will actually raise rates
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: I learned no to be permabull and to actually adapt to macroeconomic conditions 🙏 🥷
[+8] u/Guhbigly: MU SNDK fan bois in shambles 🤣🤣💀
[+8] u/ConstantEfficiency83: MU down 7% with possibly the most insane beat and guidance of all time, and you still think we’re not in an early bear market 🫵🤡
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: what a mess, what a fucking mess
[+8] u/DogNamedFloppy: I have some cash reserved for buying the dip. Problem is I ALWAYS deploy it all too early. And by the time we reach the real bottom, I’m feeling like an idiot for being too impatient. 🫤
[+8] u/Xczf: Tbh eveything is overpriced i think we should set it all to 0 and start over again.
[+8] u/ScucciMane: I feel like a peasant trading in an artificial market to make enough to escape the peasantry
[+8] u/Houston_swimmer: Falling knife? More like falling asteroid that took out the dinosaurs
[+8] u/Bill-Imaginary: if you guys would get jobs, the jobs report would be better. just saying
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Imagine getting drafted into a war because a spray tanned mango doesn’t want to be revealed as a pedo. Markets only go up right?
[+8] u/Fun-Age-5749: Annnnd finally here is the the big red dildo in your ass
[+8] u/Big_Red_Dogs: All this mother fucker had to do was…. Nothing. Go golf, put your name on things, and do nothing. He couldn’t even get that right.
[+8] u/WingedScapula420: America has hurt itself in its confusion again
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: There’s a dude on the helpline with an African accent. And he doesn’t know how to do his job and is being rude af. Istg I’m about to lose my shit
[+8] u/zephyrs85: Think I'll put my midlife crisis drift pick-up truck purchase idea on hold
[+8] u/MrNewking: Lol Gold was supposed to be one of the safe investments.
[+8] u/adwise27: My favorite part of the day lately is this 8-10am window where they announce new reports from the middle east that are abhorrent and beyond comprehension
[+8] u/Basis_404_: So let me get this straight
- Prices go up because of oil
- Unemployment goes up because of higher prices
- Interest rate cuts are off the table because they would make prices even higher
Seems like a bit of a pickle
[+8] u/WallofNarwhal: I used to be a bol like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee
[+8] u/AgeMiddle854: We can go lower. We have the technology.
[+8] u/According-Page8618: thats a fast way to lose 2k on silver in 1 day lol
[+8] u/AcademicStandard3701: DRILL TEAM SIX coming out of retirement!!
[+8] u/peterpeer9: I was just joking I didn't think $100 loaves of bread were gonna be a real thing in our lifetime 😭😭
America is so fucking cooked
[+8] u/Guilty-Deer-2147: This feels like the dip before the actual dip
[+8] u/Snoo-90587: Stop the count!!! Stop the count!!!
[+8] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: epic fury gotta be one of the cringiest names ever. no wonder we're gonna lose
[+8] u/mandoslambo: SPY Pre market is below the 200 day moving average ooof
Someones going to make 40 years of income playing 0 day options today
[+8] u/MissMatriarch: Every time I hear Kegsbreath talk, I just want to stick scissors in my ears.
[+8] u/Namtabmal: Shorting this market is the easiest money ever made in history
[+8] u/Disconn3cted: YES FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ITS OVER BRO.SHIT
[+8] u/RaikouVsHaiku: Because leadership is full of fucking retards. All the adults already quit
[+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: The people with brain worms over at r/stocks are still talking about buying the dip. You know what that means
[+7] u/Biggchi: If the other gulf countries get sick of Irans attacks then its a circuit breaker day.
[+7] u/Abe2025: I just panic sold my port. This is going to be brutal
[+7] u/sparkymark75: I bought the dip, but it kept dipping!
[+7] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Welcome to stagflation
[+7] u/neverturndownagain: If you bought TRASHLA 5 Years ago
You would be RED today
FUCK ELON FUCK TSLA
[+7] u/DMT1703: Israel red , the other Middle East countries close their stock markets.
Russian , Norway ,Bosnia-Herzegovina green.
The Rest of EU is either close their market or red.
Last night only Venezuela and Argentina are green on America the continents.
I expected today it will get repeated.
[+7] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the Alps.
[+7] u/NVDAismyg0d: 10y jumped 0.5%? Geopolitical tensions rising? Massive oil shitshow, fake circular AI investments between 5 companies.
Market only down 0.6%☠️
[+7] u/k3t4mine: Lmfao. There is no scenario where unwinding sanctions on Iran isn't seen as an admission they've lost control and are panicking.
[+7] u/ewzetf: Turns out nobody needs nukes anymore, just 50000 drone swarms, as deterrence
[+7] u/LostandConfused2024: If you buy calls, you have my full-blown respect. I didn’t think someone with an IQ of 70 could navigate an electronic device
[+7] u/NlNJANEER: Treasury seems to be dumping fort knox to fund its oil shorts lmao
[+7] u/-TrueFacts-: We're fucked, boyos (and I'm a permabol)
[+7] u/AltMotive3: It’s almost Friday guise gotta get hype for the next installment of The Weeknd Wars
[+7] u/Basis_404_: SPY on pace for a -16% return this year
[+7] u/LostandConfused2024: The good news is that I have job security, and a high salary. The bad news is that I’ll end up blowing all of that money on FDs
[+7] u/Unlucky-Pound8363: SCOTT BESSET IS AT IT AGAIN ! 🤣🤣
US may ‘unsanction’ Iranian oil to ease pressure from US-Israeli war roiling energy markets
The United States may ease restrictions on Iranian oil already at sea, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Fox Business, as Washington looks to stabilise global supply.
He added that the US could also carry out a unilateral release of oil reserves.
I don’t understand how this is pushing down oil prices.
But I’m YOLOing diamond hands WTI oil longs 😂 either gunna get rich or have to beg my wife’s boyfriend for a loan to cover 🙏 wish me luck 🍀
[+7] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Yankees and Patriots fans
[+6] u/TropicalOinkment: They need to nerf the Strait in next patch, this shit is op
[+6] u/patricio87: I am at work but i just want to play pokopia fir hours
[+6] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: Actually looked at my acc this morning. Fuck me I'm about 40% cash really wish I had been 100% this week.
[+6] u/Isaythereisa-chance: Inflation is transitory
[+6] u/Extreme_Green_1708: I have a feeling we are heading to the next leg down. Small rallies the market gets a hint the war is over and then each time it isn’t we move lower. Cheers see you Monday
[+6] u/log1ck1717: Anyone buying the silver dip?
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+6] u/Fineous40: In a liquidity crunch everything will sell off. Only safe haven is cash.
[+6] u/YourCautionaryTale: Where are all the bulls from last night?
I just wanna ask them something
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Im so glad I stocked up on weed this weekend is gonna be electric news cycle. Im just gonna get stoned and anxious
[+6] u/killainvest: Would be great if everyone offered to send ships but in return made him drop all the tariffs and sign the original trade deals back.
[+6] u/Exact_Fish8550: So tired of winning trump please stop I can’t handle it
[+6] u/zephyrs85: I'm assuming the situation is still under some sort of control so no need to panic yet, amiright guys?......right guys?....... Guys?.... Oh fuck
[+6] u/Creative-Package6213: Mmmm my QQQ puts are making me so hard right now...
[+6] u/ten7four: There are def people in this sub whose lives have been ruined by SLV. Damn.
On that note, at what point is SLV a buy?
[+6] u/Few-Frosting-4213: Korea got their circuit breakers earlier this month, we can't let them out do us.
[+6] u/Jamal_Ginsburg: Baghdad Bob’s got nothing on Hegseth
[+6] u/jasperCrow: We’re goin down down in an earlier round. Sugar we’re going down swinging
[+6] u/PutVivid6052: Fuck it, might just sell everything and buy a boat.
By boat I mean an RC boat.
[+6] u/sck178: Last month it cost just like 35-40 to fill my tank. Yesterday it took nearly 60. Fuck this man
[+6] u/PutVivid6052: Has 🥭 tried slapping Iran with a 1000000000% tariff?
[+6] u/AlGAdams: Our K shaped economy looking like an h shaped economy ATM.
🌈 🐻
[+6] u/night_shredder: Warhammer 40K x Dow collab
[+6] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: Nvidia DLSS 6 will turn losses into profits with AI Portfolio Upscaling.
[+6] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Stagflation, and a recession. Noice, thanks Donald
[+6] u/zeren1ty: Bessent sweating right now trying to hold oil down while spy is crashing
Let it go unc
[+6] u/UnintelligibleThing: You thought MSFT couldn't go any lower?
[+6] u/CDulst: I'm finished...
**Roll the credits**
[+6] u/vermilli21: I got downvoted into the shadow realm when I said SPY will never see 690 until November….650 soon
[+6] u/Basis_404_: The bulls have to keep zooming the chart out further and further to make their case.
SPY:
- Red daily
- Red weekly
- Red monthly
- Red YTD
- Red quarterly
- Red 6 months
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Did 🥭 even say sorry?
[+6] u/sir_dreads: S&P gonna drop 600 more points then we go on a 3 year bull run, too obvious.
[+6] u/OkStop8313: Who knew war was so complicated!
[+6] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Oh nooo they are spending more money to make more money what a tragedy
[+5] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: “There is nothing out there, all there is is sea, and birds, and fish. And 20,000 tons of crude oil. And a fire. And the part of the ship that the front fell off. But there's nothing else out there. It's just a complete void.”
Thank you for your attention on this matter.
[+5] u/Different_Fortune_91: Good day, week, month, year being a bear
[+5] u/mks_csw: not only do i unfortunaetly share my bday with Mr. Mango, we also share having no exit strategy whatsoever thinking it just will be alright (it wont)
[+5] u/PapiGoneGamer: Puts seem too obvious here so calls at open for the rebound attempt then flip to puts at Europoor close
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: SPY 0 and we have WW3
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Have a beautiful woman sitting on my lap right now. AMA 😦🤌 🐈
[+5] u/tandoori_taco_cat: The bloodbath in passive investing ETFs is going to be interesting. Some of them are almost 50% US tech and financials
[+5] u/zer0_chance284: Way to kick me when I’m down LUNR. Great job.
[+5] u/Senior_Professional4: So everything since 10th october has been pointless
[+5] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Triple witching Friday plus uncertainty in the the world will equal sideways today and craziness on Friday… can you buy calls on the VIX? I have never done it… I might look into that today..
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Energy stocks holding strong.
[+5] u/Coley44: When that jobs report comes in hot and we dump another 3.5% over three weeks 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
[+5] u/TinyDelegation: morning fellas. hope you make money and fuck hoes this week
[+5] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Good fake numbers vs bad real numbers
How will the market react?
[+5] u/poopy_wizard132: I'm scared to take a short position because I lost $10,000 last time.
[+5] u/Senior_Professional4: Taking a stab at googl to be the biggest market cap company at the end of 2026 at +900
[+5] u/John-AtlasGames: Is this morning the dip we should actually buy?
[+5] u/am22fcw: I've been getting blown out for a month straight. Why would today be any different lol.
[+5] u/KaotikRush0198: metals LMAO
Thank fucking god I shorted HL mining, my 18.50 puts boutta print
[+5] u/eoiioe: Just wait till banks are like; sorry sir; you cannot purchase oil but maybe buy some sleep
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: drill baby, drill!!!!
[+5] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: God this life is terrible I hate waking up from good dreams
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Who is fuk you might wonder? Everyone, we are all fuk
[+5] u/zmarrano91: 🥭 can only molest the oil money for so long, USO gonna 🚀🚀🚀 soon
[+5] u/MrNewking: Why shinny rocks going down
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: From Gooners to Goners: A WSB Bull Story
[+5] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: Don’t worry guys, that Venezuelan oil will be ready to refine in a quick decade. Everything will even out in a flash.
[+5] u/Cerrado82: How do you trade this market??
[+5] u/colinr813: Bears are members of drill team 6. Bulls are members of meal team 6.
[+5] u/Excel_Spreadcheeks69: #JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!
[+5] u/spectra444: Believe it or not, calls.
[+5] u/Walking72: Delta CEO: Jet fuel costs double, airfares rising since Iran war
[+5] u/BrilliantCare8875: They have no idea what they’re doing
[+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Gold trading like a meme stock certainly is a sign of a healthy global economy
[+5] u/shortitforever: 🔔🔔🔔THE SKY IS FALLING🔔🔔🔔
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: Fuck all this winning! Cash me out
[+5] u/Puts_on_my_Calls: sentiment here is so bearish i might just buy calls
[+5] u/Val44x: JPOW HAS FORSAKEN THE BOLS
TRULY THE END TIMES
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Bruh why would you take me off hold to say you’ll continue to put me on hold. Actual fucking retard
[+5] u/robenette: Ok boys I’ll start lubing my hole
[+5] u/RogerBalderer: Are we cooked or what ?
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: anyone says "cooked" is 100% poor and uneducated
[+5] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: isn't it so impressive how one man can fuck over the entire world
[+5] u/M4roon: vitamin b, L theanine, black coffee
[+5] u/Fun_Purpose6972: Iranian Shahed drones have changed warfare. The US cannot risk it.
[+5] u/Glock7enteen: Why is my glock looking at me like Ana de armas
[+5] u/Shibo1: They mustve had rlly bad earnings to drop like this!
[+21] u/Recent_Register_2952: Forget bull or bear market this is a fucking Dracula market because nothing happens while the sun is up. 🧛💹
[+20] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: You may be losing your life savings & everyone in the world is paying more for everything, but rest assured knowing Israel is happy
[+20] u/the_mind_goblin1: "Massive investment in AI contributed basically zero to US economic growth last year," per Goldman Sachs"
lol
[+19] u/workredi: Completely unnecessary recession btw
[+17] u/Bittertwitter: Sleepy joe was really the genius all along. Slept through everything, pardon a turkey. Market +25%
[+17] u/patricktu1258: I am legit panicking it’s not funny anymore
[+16] u/astrawberryandakiwi: The DOW is over $50,000. 🥭 hold my diaper
https://preview.redd.it/p0t8bz6q60qg1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=520533364f33e50a482f001bd85cb771a462abaa
[+15] u/Liability049-6319: War is over, but we need 200 billion and help from all of our allies to help win the war that's already over.
[+14] u/Fitzaroo: Im starting to think he cant taco out of this one.
[+13] u/looool_k_libtard: Pretty impressive how all this horrible shit is completely self inflicted. Fucking morons.
[+13] u/Acrobatic-Lead-3700: Let’s freak the fuck out and sell everything before it’s too late !
[+13] u/WeakPeak1015: Do y'all ever miss how boring things were before Trump came into the news?....
[+13] u/Bizonistic: Why is gold plummeting? I thought it was hedge against geopolitical risk and inflation?
[+13] u/chokes-on-pillz: So this is what donating my 401k to Israel looks like?
[+13] u/ReindeerOver2285: Gonna buy my first ever puts guys get ready for shrek
[+13] u/wasifaiboply: "thErE's nO wAy iT's reD toMoRrOw."
-your dumbass yesterday
[+13] u/Kattilaeikka: This might be that moment where you close all positions, forget "investing" for a moment, go outside, get to know your wife and kids if you have them and come back in few months.
[+13] u/rcantu314: Why would Biden do this
[+12] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I mean what a remarkable collapse in the entire admin these past few months wtf lol
[+12] u/CulturalConclusion76: In a separate timeline, Kamela was elected. SPY is way over 700 and gas prices are cheap.
Instead, we have this.
[+12] u/the_mind_goblin1: #FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING
#ITS FUCKING OVER
[+12] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: War in Iran is just an excuse for hedgies to sneak out of their over leveraged AI positions without spooking retail
[+12] u/wattap: Hegseth wants $200bn for this war bro literally step back and fuck your own face
[+12] u/throwawayainteasy: Anyone else still kinda shocked JPOW openly said the Fed Committee thinks the government is faking employment data?
Like, we all know, but him saying it publicly is pretty crazy.
[+12] u/JaraxxusPS4: Boomers still somehow see this as an absolute win.
[+12] u/Internal_Field5970: BREAKING NEWS: Voldemort attacks Hogwarts after Death Eaters caught diddling kids
[+12] u/cryptopolymath: The demise of the Dubai influencer is the only silver lining these days.
[+11] u/mtol115: Fuck lol I had silver calls
[+11] u/UsernameTaken_123: This is still not as bad as when 0bama wore a tan suit.
[+11] u/Extension-Ad917: At a time like this its important to panic
[+11] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: If 🥭 pulls out now and Iran keeps going it's permanently over. He really F'd up this time.
[+11] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Are we fucking great yet?
[+11] u/Zealousideal_Lock789: Just put the fries in the bag you retards 🍟
[+11] u/ecoburner87: it's worth mentioning, Mongo and his family were never known to make that much money in the stock market. old New York money and new New York money all thought they were cheesy losers from Queens, and he's been carrying that chip on his shoulder his whole life.
he made some good real estate bets and lost it all several times over, 6 bankruptcies. the only reason he was financially rescued and the only reason we talk about him every day is because he marketed himself to NBC so well in a TV pitch. that was the money that was his lifeline. he was never ever ever ever actually good at this
[+10] u/workredi: Don’t be exit liquidity today
[+10] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: The scariest thing about this dump is that even permabulls are selling
[+10] u/hamborgard: I’m literally back at where I was in October and call this “my hobby”. I justify the time I spend on this because “I make money”.
My grandma who has money locked tightly in her savings account made more on interest than I did in stocks.
What a life
[+10] u/UnivalveX: this has gotta be his record time without taco. guess it's different when our forefathers israel are involved lmao
[+10] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: If this Straight of Hormuz shit doesn’t end soon my portfolio is going Straight off a Cliff
[+10] u/Independent-Tree-985: Who needs GLP-1 when food is going to be unaffordable?
[+10] u/215aPhillyiated: Gold ? Really? wtf bruh
[+10] u/Worried_Quarter469: Okay, but he wouldn’t crash the world economy a third time
[+10] u/jmc774: This 🤡 really fucked up the bag for everyone
[+10] u/CulturalConclusion76: Under 🥭, we had the covid crash, tariff crash, and now the Iran War crash. That has to be a record
[+10] u/Dbestinvest: the collapse of EVERYTHING......here we go
[+10] u/skin_flute_player: He’s 2/2 for market crashes in consecutive years. That’s pretty **impressive**.
[+10] u/jmc774: Calls at open because if we don't bounce then its over anyway
[+10] u/financiallythriving: Imagine investing for the first time ever and you bought the top of a 15 year artificial bull run
[+10] u/MasterElite1: The europoors sold their gold to protect themselves from fiat hyperinflation.
They're called europoors for a reason.
[+10] u/Liability049-6319: You can rub sugar on a prolapsed anus to help retract your colon into the body. This will be valuable information for bol in about 4 hours.
[+10] u/hermeskino715: VIX not even 30? The hell
[+10] u/MRROSADOH: When is the hotline getting posted?
[+10] u/SoftFaithlessness768: This is all a self inflicted wound for the US... can't get any dumber then that
[+10] u/I_work_too_much: I can't believe George Washington would do this to us. Thanks a lot GEORGE.
[+9] u/ModeForJoe: https://preview.redd.it/8i3l0rax00qg1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8b475a24ab68f572c15a112e2e06bf30aa52c0
[+9] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: TODAY A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE GONNA BECOME WSB ANCESTORS
[+9] u/Recent_Register_2952: Only 30 mins left before the market closes because things only fucking happen outside of the actual market hours
[+9] u/PocaMadre69: Being right is easy, it’s just deciding how low this will go before cutting your gains that’s the hard part
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Claude fix relations in the Middle East between all religions, make no mistakes.
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Last day of Ramadan
Iran soldiers recovering back to full health
[+9] u/Iamhappilyconfused: You know what, let's not open the casino today
[+9] u/Play_Background: Finally we have it, a glorious circuit breaker
[+9] u/diefy7321: Bols running to the exit doors but fatass bers blocking the way smh
[+9] u/lobsterspider: The AI bubble hasn’t even burst yet fyi
[+9] u/SaveTheAles: He said Barron will finish college but he is ok sending Eric over in the first wave.
[+9] u/Prune-Butter: Why do so many people believe in chemtrails?
[+9] u/cloudsofgrey: I bought SPY calls yesterday you can thank me later
[+9] u/Irishbros1991: Where is the tweet to manipulate the market today?
[+9] u/Jagged_Tide: Believe it or not, rope
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: I don’t care too much that our market is down. It’s more important to me that Israel’s is doing well.
[+9] u/bub356: I like my bulls medium rare thanks
[+9] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: put SPY into shadow realm
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Is everybody having a good time?
[+8] u/EmergencyInternal837: Silver about to get delisted at this rate
[+8] u/drpa1n: You guys are my only source of news I trust you will keep me updated throughout this mess 🫡
[+8] u/All_FIREdUp: My boss has been fucking things up big time and it’s probably going to cost me my damn job
If anyone knows of any Wendy’s hiring PLEASE HELP
-Republican Congressman
[+8] u/Sam_Vicious2: Gold and silver bros in shambles
[+8] u/edapalooza: Why is Joe doing this to us?
[+8] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: the SP500 is -0.26% the last 6 months, good work mr president
[+8] u/OkResponsibility2470: And we haven’t even felt the real economic pain of Iran effectively holding the strait hostage yet. LMAO
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: trump wants to say "our bad" and back out of this war so fucking badly but he can't lmao
[+8] u/ironexia: Stocks going down Pokemon cards still rising
[+8] u/grantern2: I can’t wait until gold is trading at 2000 again. I’m going to buy a HUGE 14k Cuban chain and bracelet
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: I personally am crashing too
[+8] u/Bam2458: Every April 2nd-9th moving forward, we will celebrate Liberation Day by setting a yearly low on SPY during that period.
Please be grateful for this yearly privilege of being liberated from your hard earned assets.
[+8] u/Kattilaeikka: This thing is about to go tits up. The situation in Iran is completely out of control and no amount of bombing will help it.
[+8] u/itssampson: Did you know you could get a 45% discount on options contracts by buying them two days after I do?
[+8] u/rixxxand: Im sure gold dropping like a meme stock has no bearing or consequences on the world.
[+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: Zooming out and seeing SLV up over 120% in a year makes me think silver still has a ways to fall.
[+8] u/elvee61: No, dad, I'm not winning. Quit fucking asking.
[+8] u/DufflebagJoe: Got fucked so bad yesterday looks like I’m joining the Army.
[+8] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: Some of you are going to lose a lot of money today and it really shows.
[+8] u/Extension-Ad917: My favorite part about this forum is how little everyone understands what MMs do
[+8] u/teh_herper: #5 minutes till all hell breaks loose. Stay safe out there guys
[+8] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: Maybe kamla laugh wasn't so bad eh
[+8] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: All we need now is big pop of A.I bubble to complete this
[+8] u/CPA-hole: I think we need another Iran has been defeated tweet
[+8] u/emr1028: It's crazy that it took the market so long to realize that this war would have consequences.
[+8] u/spacemoses: i should have saved that gum i stepped in the other day might be the only treat i can buy my son after today
[+8] u/BurstingTitan88: Well… today is a great day to watch basketball…
[+8] u/MoistAction9580: Wait wait wait! Spit on it first! Fuck!
[+8] u/JJdante: It's like we get a Liberation Day every month now
[+8] u/Unfair_Analysis_3734: Operation Epic Fuckery
[+8] u/Fine-Will: I am surrendering and going cash gang, y'all enjoy the bottom.
[+8] u/dakdude: Does Bondi get a ban bet for Dow 50,000?
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Now what happened? The market finally run out of copium about the war?
[+7] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: Who ever shorted gld last night, what colour you getting for your lambo ?
[+7] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Kpop demon hunter world tour will be bigger than Eras Tour...calls on Netflix
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Can’t crash the market until we have a name
GOC great oil crisis
[+7] u/RjBloxks: lol market about to price in a recession kuz 🥭’s retarded
[+7] u/cryptohorn: Not gonna lie. This is really looking like a dumpster fire
[+7] u/DuaLipa247: Iran becomes the 51st state by close
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: looks like my port's only resistance line is 0
[+7] u/elvee61: I'm going to lock myself in the shitter and cry manly tears.
[+7] u/mydoortotheworld: Gold taking the biggest shit. Massive. Just a huge one. gigantic toilet clogging Shit.
[+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: I had some cash on hand for the dip. But it keeps dipping. SHIT
[+7] u/NaiveMercury: A couple weeks ago I was sure that I got a good entry into the market after months of choppiness despite good earnings
Now I am facing j*b applications
[+7] u/Icy-Motor-8519: JUST SMILE AND WAVE BOYS, SMILE AND WAVE 😭
[+7] u/ThrowAway405736294: Yeah, I’m switching to a savings account
[+7] u/IXI_Bman: So let me get this straight. All moves happen AH almost daily for the oast several momths. This is a bullmarket? Holy shit I think this sub is toast
[+7] u/rcantu314: Generational dying opportunity
[+7] u/Extension-Ad917: Turns out buying grandmas silverware for $120/oz was not a good investment decision
[+7] u/_KisTricK_: Y'all remember when we thought SPY $700 was due...
[+7] u/Ahthongkorkor: sold my spx puts way too early
[+7] u/Bravadette: We're all gonna want state run, periodically free grocery stores soon enough.
[+7] u/WeakPeak1015: Jerome, TOO LATE POWELL, causing SPY to crash. SAD!
[+7] u/jacked2datitz: awful, just plain awful
[+7] u/wasifaiboply: What happened to that weapons grade copium you were all snorting the shit out of when futures were up 0.01% yesterday?
🤡🌎
[+7] u/Recent_Register_2952: Not to brag but my wife's boyfriend said my ass is tighter so I got that going for me
[+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Holy shit, saw the weather in LA. Y’all are getting cooked 🤭
[+7] u/dontlikeyacutG: no no, bad candle, down
[+7] u/AMX_revue: MU bols suddenly quiet huh?
[+7] u/Open_Waltz6902: Not too long ago, I was shit posting "wen 700 spy." Those were the days lmao
[+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Feed my family or feed my Ford F-150? 😞
[+7] u/Captain_TuckFard: Someone post the dancing ber video
[+7] u/SergeantThreat: Reminder: Take a break from losing money in the market to lose money in March Madness bracket pools
[+7] u/diefy7321: #Why would you do this to us Jerome “I don’t know” Powell?
[+7] u/Small-Opening-4319: There’s going to be a spy bull trap at open then it’s going to drop 654 then we going to run all till Friday. MR BEAST IS THE ANTICHRIST!!! look at his teeth that man got fangs
[+7] u/teeroy96: I’ve seen enough, close the casino.
[+7] u/auroraavm: we are heading into a generational buying opportunity guise 🧏♀️
[+7] u/BurstingTitan88: 🥭 said war was over 😭😭😭
[+7] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: But I thought the war was basically over?
[+7] u/kwarknagel: how could biden do this?
[+7] u/emr1028: People are gonna be selling their stocks just to afford a tank of gas.
[+7] u/apurimac777: Now as always, we turn to the President's Truth Social feed, praying for a poop tweet
[+7] u/cats_are_gay_ama: SPY 690 EOD trust me my uncle works at the S&P500
[+7] u/BurstingTitan88: OPERATION EPSTEIN FURY
[+7] u/Exciting_Employ4083: What we buying puts on next fellow bears
[+7] u/sytena10: hopefully he can get all 20 dollars out in time
[+6] u/BillyShears2015: And so the silvertards must now return, with heavy hearts and empty pockets, to their dens. There they will drink Mountain Dew, count their bars of physical metal, and assure their mother soon they will be a bajillionaire and vacate the basement.
[+6] u/Any_Forever_8800: Why don't all of you gamble on March Madness? Way better upside on a parlay than stocks right now.
[+6] u/HandsOnTheBible: A couple weeks ago when everyone was partying about precious metals, memory, semi conductors, and the war being priced in I called bull fuckin shit and for the first time in my life became gay.
Today I harness the power of being gay, cash out, and buy a new gay yacht.
[+6] u/Small-Opening-4319: SPY dips a little at open, runs up till Friday, then absolutely nukes on Monday.
Also MrBeast is the antichrist. It’s in his name and have yall seen his face you can’t tell me that’s not a devil in disguise.
[+6] u/Blazzer675: Puts guys, even as I bull, today puts will print
[+6] u/hayleybts: To think I sold my puts wednesday! If there is a hell , I'm in it
[+6] u/advantage_player: Gold going straight to hell
[+6] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Metals officially dead. If you’re still stuck in it then I’m sorry.
[+6] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: MAMA HELP ME, THIS GHEY BERS ARE TOUCHING MY ASSHOLEEEE
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Oh, and remember, the global economy is gonna struggle for the next year or two. Suddenly blown-up oil refineries and production centers aren't exactly healthy for the world or your wallet
[+6] u/michaelklemme: When gas hits $4 national average I'm asking her out
[+6] u/Snowman33001: Warning: the world is currently experiencing a margin call.
Please deposit more funds.
[+6] u/wildcat1055: Not sure about Iran, but I'm very close to surrender
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: USO down, SPY down. Now you know we’re fucked.
[+6] u/Open_Waltz6902: "To see who controls you, look at who you cannot criticize"
[+6] u/General-Gap4158: Another bloody day under 🥭administration
[+6] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: gold and silver are shitcoins
[+6] u/CPR123_: Literally what is even happening, like something feels really off. There is nothing in history that can compare to what forces are currently in motion right now
[+6] u/rcantu314: 200 DMA breached, down she goes
[+6] u/Bloomeyer: this is the big one. mods pin the hotline rn
[+6] u/TheGeoGod: My cat is looking smarter and smarter. QQQ 453 is coming
[+6] u/_TheGoogz: The amount of fear in here... Calls at open.
[+6] u/FartPolluter: If gold keeps plummeting, seems an obvious long-term buy
[+6] u/FunctionOk8962: Funny how Iran always wanted a nuke and now they actually stumble into finding out they possessed an economic nuke this whole time
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: I got suspended for one year from an annual marathon
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[+6] u/stocdave: Man what the fuck happened
[+6] u/No-Replacement-8297: Jesus silver down 22% on the week! Lordy!
[+6] u/CulturalConclusion76: welcome to the bear market
[+6] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: HINT: every panic sell or down market, SLV GLD go with it then it recovers gloriously.
so BUY NOW
[+6] u/im_burning_cookies: Once again everything after hours… 🤮
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Actually WHY THE FUCK is USO red, shit makes no sense at all.
[+6] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Calls or puts on SPY???
[+6] u/juicyjay27: So pump before open so I can’t buy some cheap VOO
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: It would have cost the same to buy a Lambo and drive it off a cliff as remaining in this shit market the last month and it would have been a lot more fun.
[+6] u/SergeantThreat: Someone check on the silver sub. They might need a certain phone number posted
[+6] u/falken2023: Turns out SPY 700 was just a meme after all.
Thanks 🥭, you stupid fuck!!
[+6] u/moneygon_: its all joever
thanks obama
[+6] u/DH64: Watching the market burn is entertaining from the sidelines
[+6] u/rooftop_druid: 0DTE and 1DTE pricing is nuts now lol
[+6] u/Confident-Window4928: Yup. Today is the day. Curve is steep and bols shall weep
[+6] u/EarlyPattern6315: Why are you Americans so insanely dumb?
Honest question from someone from Europe.
[+6] u/chiswis: pls don’t open the casino
[+6] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: Held 650p 1DTE overnight cause I’m not a pussy
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: On a scale from 1 to 5 where 1 is extremely dissatisfied and 5 is extremely satisfied and 3 is neither satisfied nor dissatisfied, I'm a -8
[+6] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Imagine if he announces liberation day 2.0
[+6] u/jerm2z: This is looking like calls territory
[+6] u/darkspherei: kegsbreath wants 200 billy to fund this war lol
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: UAE just announced its gas production is zero
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: We give the pentagon now 900 billion a year and they have the audacity to ask for another 200 billion
[+6] u/Neader: SPY down nearly 3% in two days is insane
[+6] u/UsernameTaken_123: The FIFA peace price used to mean something
[+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: "Regrets, I've had a few"
[+6] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: Everyday red until we get to zero
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Just fucking lie to me and say itll be alright
[+6] u/blindsk02: I am now down about 30% from my all time high in my account.
I feel I have been doing better then most, but this hurts to see man.
[+6] u/Swiftnice: Someone needs to do a welfare check on NVDA bulls lol
[+6] u/nhalas: I lost extreme amount of money :(
[+6] u/loveiseverything: Yeah, that Iran thing is going south very fast. Might be the time to go all cash.
[+6] u/Original_Bicycle_473: Why the fuck is oil dropping
[+6] u/lobsterspider: How are people even remotely considering buying today
I have a feeling g this is going to continue for months
[+6] u/Trenavix: "damn that's crazy.. so anyway I kept hodling"
[+6] u/ev01ution: Yesterday was a bad time to buy calls on margin
[+6] u/teh_herper: #And I thought my genius was unparalleled 6 months ago
[+6] u/Melodic_Ad_6316: Just got word
the war is ending this weekend
[+6] u/_LakeCity_: Are you guys going to be ok?
[+6] u/Enjzey: why V? There is a fucking war going on
[+6] u/Protesting-Duck-88: Pokémon cards outperformed the s&p
[+6] u/SadWimp: One man moved the world to complete chaos. Bibi is his name. What a funny twist in history comparing 100 years ago and now :)
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: "Where did you buy son?"
"Son?.."
**it was the relative high that he had thought was the bottom of the dip, nobody has heard him speak since**
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Dubai trillions and years washing their image for 🥭 to 360 no scope it in 10 seconds
[+6] u/jetbridgejesus: petes gonna be fired within 2 months. bet. he's gonna be fall guy for this
[+5] u/ididntwantitt: One good thing about Bols is that they are positive and upbeat. Oil Crisis? Buy calls. WW3? Buy calls. 😂😂
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: metal retards thought they could stick rocks in their cars and they could drive to wendys
[+5] u/OnimushaWasGreat: The only time o have a good trade os when i put it on a watchlist to see what would have happened had i done it lol
[+5] u/snaku6763: If i dont check the port, does it mean the losses are not real?
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: Thought my Jan 27 gld calls were safe……. What a collapse
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: hegesyth says it takes money to kill bad guys.
[+5] u/Specialist_Spite5930: # Start buying the dip on Micronnnn regardssssss
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: Imagine thinking you were smart by hedging your portfolio with gold, silver and bonds
[+5] u/MINIMINUM: fuck it. we’re going to 0, hold on fellas.
[+5] u/Hot-Performancy: This is NOT the time to diamond hand
DUMP AT OPEN
[+5] u/Autistic-Bot: Short the Shekel, 100x leverage.
[+5] u/Issa_vibe74: Full porting 0dte puts
[+5] u/MrCoolGuy42: When VIX calls expire, who exercises them? Who the hell wants VIX shares?
[+5] u/SadDevelopment3049: “BuT iTs jUsT a WaR wElL bE BaCk tO 700” 🤪
[+5] u/wasifaiboply: Don't worry I'm sure your smartphone brokerage will send you a lil' pop up notification before the trapdoor opens, the bottom falls out and you need to sell.
Or maybe there will just be "an outage" and you'll baghold until your kids go to college. 🌈🐻
[+5] u/abscando: This sub is gonna be quiet today as MU bag holders are gonna get wiped out
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Come on don’t let this bitch recover until I buy calls.
[+5] u/DuckTalesOohOoh: Why would gold plummet?
[+5] u/Whoopziedaisy: Patriots! Who is ready for their 401K to make the ultimate sacrifice?
[+5] u/XCheek_clapper69x: Guys I don’t feel so good
[+5] u/Rolltide43: Why would Obamas chef do this to us
[+5] u/xeuropa: Uber to invest up to $1.25 billion in EV maker Rivian in deal to launch 50,000 robotaxis
[+5] u/prodigyya: Wildly off topic, but today happens to be my 300th day sober. Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk.
[+5] u/Ok_Customer900: Good time to in on SLV?
[+5] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: The leader of the free world has lost the plot.
[+5] u/jayjay234: Cashed out a month ago and getting a second mortgage for a generational wealth building. Who's with me?
[+5] u/Bonkers119: Is it just me or is every day “the largest strike package yet”.
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: trump is going to see this shit and he's going to at least try to pump it
[+5] u/ididntwantitt: If Mango is somehow able to pump this today, do yourself a favor and sell
[+5] u/hv876: Get ready for 5000s bois and girls. It’s coming. Because 🥭 can’t 🌮 his way out of this mess that easily.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: 630 today maybe lower
[+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: You can see how bad is market crashing when no bulls have audacity to talk on this thread 💀
[+5] u/Yasqweenn: There’s a bone spur in my boot
[+5] u/FartPolluter: People wauting for a V when it's more likely we all gonna get drafted and sit in some claustrophic warship for months miles from the front shitting ourselves we are in range of some peasant drone
[+5] u/ZeroDayExpiration: So you’re telling me the music is about to stop, and the bulls are going to be caught holding the biggest bag of odorous excrement in the history of 2026?
[+5] u/JackORoses: Save us Obi Wan Tacobi, you're our only hope.
[+5] u/A_small_Chicken: Put the purple haired gays back in charge of the market again
[+5] u/Lanky-Ad-4579: I’m a bear have had puts for weeks and still do. But this feels like a flush before the gush
[+5] u/aa73gc: Dare I say it..... V?
[+5] u/Haikoe: JPOW warned you yesterday, but you wouldn’t listen
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: This market feels like a chili sauce enema 🤦♂️
[+5] u/Status-Community7031: Damn, this made me lose so much money.
[+5] u/OnAWagonToMexico: Oh no it's the consequences of my own actions
[+5] u/An_Unusual_Mind: Dow Jones to 5000 would be fun to watch.
[+5] u/goblintacos: I don't understand. Why would sleepy joe do this to us?
[+5] u/snspro: NEED SOME LIES FROM MANGO TO PUMP THE MARKET
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: I have a feeling we’re all over-leveraged
[+5] u/firebathero: Calling the new leader of Iran gay only exacerbated everything
[+5] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: I remember in history class about all the rulers that ruined their empire and I aways thought surely one man couldn't bring it down himself. Until we ended up with 🥭 and now i am like oh so thats how..
[+5] u/Trash_Panda_Trading: Is cash king again? Cause assets and equities are and have been getting slaughtered.
Yes.
[+5] u/inappropriatetart: Oh so we drilling drilling fr??
[+5] u/ConfectionRecent2586: Can someone call the Guiness Book of Records, my calls were green for 0,43 secs.
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Polymarket opening a situation room bar in dc I've found my Mecca
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Okay this metals dump is now so severe that even I cannot resist buying some SLV
[+5] u/TreGet234: 'Mango will make sure that the stock market rallies for the midterms' - certified clowns 🤡
[+5] u/MilesDelta: Dude, I just want my mortgage to go down, Come one.
[+5] u/Irishbros1991: What has the market and the middle east got in common both have a red sea.
[+5] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: feeling like the last days of Rome up in this bitch, barbarians are at the gates
[+5] u/g4romja: Are oil talks going well?
[+5] u/JSlickJ: My dumbass bought gold as a hedge against
[+5] u/ididntwantitt: *hand on your shoulder* It’s not your fault brother
[+5] u/SouthNice7324: We were 675 a day ago
[+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: EVERY GREEN CANDLE FADES LOL
[+5] u/Icy-Guide7976: Operation epic poopy
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: I’ve been in cash since January lol
[+5] u/drmundojr: Can we get a circuit breaker, it's been a while.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Went from roaring bull market economy to complete economic and world collapse in one month
[+5] u/HonestScar7176: How has the hotline not been posted once this whole month???
[+5] u/Motley843: If you are what you say you are.. a Superstar. then have no fear..
[+5] u/ThinDetective4741: This isn’t going to stop dropping for months is it
[+5] u/Deep-Ad-8525: Inflation will hit 17% pretty soon
[+5] u/zoeyzimp: Yo wtf happened to the pre market 😂 thought about doing a play but definitely not touching this shit today anymore lmao
[+5] u/ikasey24: Someone keeps trying to hack my Reddit account, like all you’re gonna find is my shitposting here and FFM porn, dude
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Fck i am forever poor again
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: Remember nothing good happens under the 200 day!
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Robinhood telling me that my holding have hit lows, gee thanks I havent noticed
[+5] u/GoProVI: Where’s all the regards saying we are at an ATH? 🙄
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Wow I'd rather trade absolutely nothing
[+5] u/Valdheim: Cramer with the god tier hopium
My man trying to convince me to buy, meanwhile he’s bragging about getting bamboozled and cucked into buying shoes by Amazon’s AI
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: This is why you rotate your gains into Pokemon cards and vintage Nikes.
[+5] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: Gotta have 10 kids lol government hates single males
[+38] u/mstranonymous: Lol white house wants 200b to bomb Iran and people still can't go to the hospital without going bankrupt.
What a joke
[+19] u/Accomplished-Mango92: The dow is over 40,000 guys relax
[+18] u/The_Judgement_Nut: Whoever is behind the wheel is retarded
[+17] u/lSazedl: laughable that my parents voted for this dude for "economic reasons."
[+16] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: israeli jets are probably en-route to strike oil & gas fields as we speak.
[+15] u/Humble_Code_6501: Imagine being the one who broke the greatest bull market of all-time
[+15] u/iAmGrimTV: Bols see lower lows and lower highs and go "oh it's a triple dolphin kickflip reversal pattern"
[+14] u/elvanse70: oil down, gold down, silver on life support, s&p dead for 2026
the only option is a 4% savings account 😂
[+14] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Most predictable artificial pump to trap people of all time
[+14] u/Fernyfern7: this is so sad Alexa play we are charlie kirk Japanese nightcore remix
[+13] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Man the regards buying calls here are gonna get slaughtered
[+13] u/lookingforajob2020: can we get a -3% day on SPY please
[+13] u/No_Fig_7835: Iran is not playing fair, NOT COOL, glad DJT called them out in a truth. /s
[+13] u/dash_trash4255: The WHO is preparing for nukes and y’all out here buying calls 😂. God I love this place.
[+13] u/_jotaha_: we are fucked
EXCLUSIVE- QATARENERGY CEO TELLS REUTERS: WE MAY HAVE TO DECLARE FORCE MAJEURE ON LONG-TERM CONTRACTS FOR UP TO FIVE YEARS FOR LNG SUPPLIES TO ITALY, BELGIUM, KOREA AND CHINA
[+12] u/cyril1991: > U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent Says U.S. Is Very Sorry And It Was Just A Prank Bro Please Be Chill Please Stop
[+12] u/MeepoSpam24-7: What a regarded person you have .. running the country
[+12] u/moorhound: >Reuters: 'Iran attack wipes out 17% of Qatar's LNG capacity for up to five years, QatarEnergy CEO says'
Welp, gg bol
[+12] u/probablyuntrue: Step 1: start war with no real goal
Step 2: ???
[+12] u/No-Bee-4692: Reading wallstreetbets comments without context you’d think the s&p500 just hit $0
[+11] u/NewDawn101: US is removing sanctions from Irans oil but will continue to bomb them. Totally makes sense
[+11] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: Iranian FM Seyed Abbas Araghchi 15mins ago on X:
Our response to Israel's attack on our infrastructure employed FRACTION of our power. The ONLY reason for restraint was respect for requested de-escalation.
ZERO restraint if our infrastructures are struck again.
Any end to this war must address damage to our civilian sites.
[+11] u/Pinklitmusshirt: Yea I’m done here. Holding cash for the time being, what the fuck is this 🌈 market
[+11] u/catfromgarfield: elon has officially lost money on his $1B TSLA buyback
[+11] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Gotta walk away from the screen for a bit. I'm getting antsy and that's usually when I fuck shit up
[+10] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Unpopular opinion, I want the US to win.
[+10] u/ShitpostSulthan: not surprised at all.. market makers doing their thing..
[+10] u/HappyDepartment5899: Today should have been a circuit breaker day.
[+10] u/spudbro00: if you trade the market everyday / week you realize how completely manipulated it is, just one big derivatives ponzi scheme day to day
[+10] u/accountingsavage10: When you feel dumb , just remember people still support mango right now
[+10] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Big old green dildo to shove up my ass
[+10] u/2020isgreat: This is a good time to sell
[+10] u/PurposeDisastrous109: I went from up 50% to down 10% on my port this week ;-;
[+10] u/FineJuggernaut3295: Guess who bought calls at the top
[+10] u/saccotac: When does the sell really start.
[+10] u/Thisispaartaaa: If Nat Gas at $3.20 is worrisome for you, your really not going to like it at $6.50+
[+10] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: call the FBI because im about to BOMB my toilet
[+10] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: this market is, and I quote "fucking clown shoes"
[+9] u/DriftWoodBarrel: SPY is not okay. It's movements are crazy erratic. It's diseased lol.
[+9] u/II2-Woolly: Market is crashing and 🥭is tweeting about shoes…
[+9] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: when this war is over in 10 years spy 700 won’t be a joke
[+9] u/EyeSea7923: At least precious metals are a good hedge against the market - boomers
[+9] u/ArbysRoastbeeff: Up 20k on spy calls thank u bears
[+9] u/Snoo23417: This bounce has some regard strength.
[+9] u/barkwoofgrrr: With COVID hit the market didn't react until the day tom hanks caught COVID, then we hit circuit breakers. If tom hanks gets hit by a shahed drone, that will be your sign the market will crash
[+9] u/PositiveToe2761: Hey buddy enjoy getting fked in overnight? Well now enjoy some chop for the next 3 hours
[+9] u/cannythecat: The longer the market stays up the less incentive 🥭 has to end the war quickly. Bol and dip buyers are war mongers.
[+9] u/zackacz: Your usual 10:00 am dump, sir?
[+9] u/SolidAndEdgy: 3 more years of this slop
[+9] u/marawki: I wonder what will be bombed Friday after market closed
[+9] u/lookingforajob2020: is today gonna be an exact repeat of yesterday lmfao
[+9] u/BigBritches619: America is a business and it can go out of business
[+9] u/Necessary-Damage3349: Msft really is a piece of shit
[+9] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: I declare bankruptcy!
[+9] u/PinealTone: Today might be the day we close below 200 dma for all the indexes.
Exciting times ahead!
[+9] u/DriftWoodBarrel: This has got to be the bottom I can feel it.
[+9] u/Voltthrower69: "Massive investment in AI contributed basically zero to US economic growth last year," per Goldman Sachs
[+9] u/mankey21: #I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES' WILD RIDE
[+9] u/Voltthrower69: Bondi not complying with subpoena under oath for Epstein files transparency act.
[+9] u/Fearless_Active_5533: QatarEnergy CEO Saad al-Kaabi says Iran’s attacks have damaged facilities that produce 17 percent of the company’s liquefied natural gas export capacity and it will take three to five years to repair them.
[Iran war live: Oil and gas prices soar amid attacks on Gulf energy sites | US-Israel war on Iran News | Al Jazeera](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/3/19/iran-war-live-qatar-saudi-energy-sites-attacked-riyadh-says-trust-gone)
[+8] u/TheLelouchLamperouge: Holy fuckeroni my port got nuked
[+8] u/jstvndrpls: "You are a geopolitics & military strategy expert. Help me brainstorm ways to back out of a conflict with Iran, without seeming like a coward. Do not hallucinatie, make no mistakes."
[+8] u/The_Judgement_Nut: I went balls deep calls. Hold my hand bols
[+8] u/New-Bullfrog-815: This market is absolutely horrendous
[+8] u/Key_Abroad7633: They never can let the market flush it’s so biased to the upside it’s actually ridiculous
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: He bought ? Pump eet. He sold ? Dump eeet. (He, Not Me) lol
[+8] u/patmccock86: Scott Bessent has woken from his slumber
[+8] u/gkdjsl: I almost sold at the bottom but my dog barked so loudly at someone outside I got up to see what was going on
My dog is a better trader than I am
[+8] u/Character_Pirate_152: Kim Jong Un got 99% of the vote. Didn't realize the man was so popular.
[+8] u/Mountain-Steak-544: Micron deserves to pump after that earnings report. This blows.
[+8] u/Stock_Financial_Guy: Orange has been awfully quiet. I need a big tweet from him
[+8] u/Character_Pirate_152: We are at day 20. The orange toddler has another week before he looks like a total fuck up.
[+8] u/Les7X: GLD and SLV behaving like memecoins. This reality is a joke
[+8] u/Country_Gravy420: Is asking your mom for 100k to cover your stock losses considered rude?
[+8] u/Les7X: I fucking hate labubus man
[+8] u/jpric155: Shit was already fucked before this "war" started.
[+8] u/gainsusmaximus: Truth social is my Bloomberg terminal
[+8] u/Fit_Combination6988: Give up bull... it's reckoning time
[+8] u/Burtonwurton: He really fucked it up this time.
[+8] u/2020isgreat: The V caller disease is finally eradicated
[+8] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Man the bulls got played today lol
[+8] u/inconsistentsavant: Remember when making money was easy? Those were the days.
[+7] u/patmccock86: Housing data is fucked but let's PUMP PUMP PUMP!
[+7] u/Cool_Spray_9168: i’m learning patience but it’s expensive.
[+7] u/Stop_The_Rain: MSFT you fukin bitch!
[+7] u/ThrowRA-KB: ONE EXTRA LARGE DRILLDO
[+7] u/Emotional_Ship_7177: SPY aren't you curious what 650 tastes like? Come on, don't be shy.
[+7] u/unwanted_hair: Not buying this bitch-ass dip.
[+7] u/unwanted_hair: TIL neither inflation or war are transitory.
[+7] u/maplessbastard: What a fucking recovery on MU
[+7] u/tbiol: I will now squarely focus on work for the next 20 minutes
[+7] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Can I get F in the chat for our puts
[+7] u/probablyuntrue: You guys laugh but 🥭 is a green energy warrior
[+7] u/spudbro00: absolute ridiculous pump and completely expected
[+7] u/E_Riot: Get out of bed about an hour later than I meant to.
Open laptop.
Close laptop.
Slam a beer and go back to bed.
[+7] u/EnginrA: Fuck this green dildo
[+7] u/2020isgreat: this a bear market bithces
[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: Can't believe Mango went to war with IREN
[+7] u/Memes_Jack: bro I unironically miss era of Joe Biden so much.
[+7] u/moorhound: >U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent Says U.S. Is Not Attacking Iran's Energy Infrastructure; Has Allowed Iranian Oil To Continue Out Of Gulf; May Unsanction Iranian Oil On Water In Coming Days
We're this desperate to get oil down. They've definitely got us over a barrel
[+7] u/Memes_Jack: \*gets denied of Nobel Peace Prize\*
TACO: "It's WW3 then..."
[+7] u/purplelavender39: Made bank from MU puts today, see you next week 😏
[+7] u/Erieztoys: Even Safe Havens are not Safe anymore.
[+7] u/1colachampagne: I should have sold a month ago. Its all keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down.
[+7] u/doc_trades: #🏳️🌈SPY BEAR FLAGGING🏳️🌈
[+7] u/svpa3991: Calls again cause I hate money
[+7] u/hiphopanonomos: "Very oversold..." - Jim Cramer March 19th 2026
[+7] u/9ft5wt: Can't believe it but I bought calls
[+7] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Wait I was supposed to buy in today and not at 670???
[+7] u/spac420: seems like iran had a few more concepts of a plan than we did.
[+7] u/Eddyrancid: Surely Spy wouldn't finally do a real pump while I have puts...
[+7] u/PositiveToe2761: Time in the market beats timing the market, unless there is a 🥭in charge - Warren Buffet
[+7] u/Poor_Life-choices: Puts are obvious. MMs are also aware you think puts are obvious. MMs like to help you make money.
2 truths and a lie. Go.
[+7] u/NotMe357: "Saudi Arabia reserves the right to act militarily against Iran and any trust with Tehran has been shattered, the Saudi foreign minister has said"
[+7] u/SnooShortcuts7911: Oil $200+ is not a meme.
[+7] u/ThrowRA-KB: DRILL TEAM 6 ASSEMBLE RAHHHH 🦅
[+7] u/probablyuntrue: Uh guys
Are we winning yet guys
[+6] u/OldBrill: Took me a minute to find the candles today
[+6] u/spac420: interesting how long it's taking algos to react to material changes to world energy supply. priced in? really?
[+6] u/justlosinmoney: Fuck it might as well get banned again
[+6] u/tugrulthelol: Fuck the puts you bought at open
[+6] u/2020isgreat: WASHINGTON, March 19 (Reuters) - The U.S. may soon remove sanctions from Iranian oil that is stranded on tankers to help lift global supplies and reduce prices, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said on Thursday.
are we winning[](https://x.com/idreesali114/status/2034613160351580207)
[+6] u/ArbysRoastbeeff: Keep buying puts regards
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: God damn they have completely given up on making crude prices look legit.
[+6] u/Sidney_Godsby: The p/e on some of these bluest of blue chips won’t be this good for long
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: People go broke because of financial struggles and end up taking drugs to cope with it. US determines the problem to be the drug dealers in the neighboring countries and spends billions fighting them.
[+6] u/Official_KimJongUn: It's about time for North Korea to start acting up again. Been a minute.
[+6] u/himynameisdan123: Time to overstay my visa in Sri Lanka. Shits so cheap here.
[+6] u/DarkR124: Lmaooo RIP RCAT call holders holy shit
[+6] u/Options_tarded: I want to see a flash crash! Social security to 0. Boomers in the soup lines at the homeless shelters
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: Still not shit compared to 2008 or 2020. Bring me some real fear.
[+6] u/0K-go: I’m greedy on MU so maybe inverse me and sell.
[+6] u/Key_Abroad7633: Markets just don’t want to go down
[+6] u/doc_trades: Puts are filling instantly. Calls are expensive
This is spooky
[+6] u/New-Bullfrog-815: If spy goes to 655 I’m gonna nut
[+6] u/neilr3ddit: This trend looks familiar: open low followed by a quick jump. Must be coming from dip buyers and short term short gain realization.
Later in about half hour it’ll restart drilling again.
The playbook.
[+6] u/spudbro00: IV decline just eating puts alive
[+6] u/UMC_MadAuk: Turns out I’m all fucked up. Smoke em if you got em
[+6] u/lamewoodworker: Remember when sleepy man did everything he could for a soft landing after covid and we all laughed at him for falling off his bike?
The son of a bitch still pulled it off.
Damn i miss his no malarkey wrinkly ass.
[+6] u/ebitdasga: This isn’t fun. IV is too high to make a meaningful amount even if you play it right
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: I will never financially recover from this.
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Bol r fuk. I would know. I am bol. 🥴
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: THIS IS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR MYSELF AND I WILL TAKE IT IN STRIDE
[+6] u/wright_on_: My body is not a temple it’s a Toyota Corolla
[+6] u/Erevoss: Theta grunburg or whatever, fuck this shit
[+6] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: “Gold and silver are down amid inflation concerns”
Aren’t they supposed to be a hedge against inflation? XDDDD
[+6] u/patmccock86: It's cake day so I am requesting that Bessent take the rest of the day off. Thanks in advance.
[+6] u/Erevoss: Alexa, activate DLSS 5 on the stock market
[+6] u/Erieztoys: Port down 17% YTD, fuck me.
[+6] u/-rigga: Sector rotation into bol esshole 😫
[+6] u/TyroneSwoopes: Gg bears, lmao. Idiots
[+5] u/Jazari1: god the phone salesman was pissed when i told him i can do his job myself..
[+5] u/suddenly-scrooge: is $100 really "capital"
[+5] u/Difficult-Ask2278: Can’t wait to get off work and go home and goon to There Will Be Blood
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: For those of you wondering what it was like growing up in the 70’s Peace ✌️
[+5] u/RedfootTheTortoise: God make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here
God make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here
God make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here
God make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here
[+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Trump sneakers listed for $180k at sneaker con. In case this stock investment thing doesn't work out.
[+5] u/Advanced_Structure21: I'm not religious but I'm old enough to know from experience that when the universe is trying to tell you something, you might wanna pull your head out of your butt.
Right now I think the universe is trying to say we're gonna hang around 666 for a while, so... green day!!
[+5] u/gonosz11: PUMP IT , I WANT TO BUY CHEAPER PUTS
[+5] u/_lueless: This is what happens when the world becomes largely detached from reality. Natural reminder.
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: My calls arent down too bad with VIX being up bigly
[+5] u/centered_chaos: Dipshit will go to a coast guard tugboat in NY harbor with a mission accomplished banner and declare victory today..
[+5] u/Razvanell95: man, all they have to do is fucking do nothing, why are they doing shit? it's all bad
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: So trump starts Iran gas fields on fire. Irans like ok, plenty of other shit for us to start on fire as well. and they want us to believe that the market will go up after open?
[+5] u/0sleezy: Loaded up on puts yesterday for today 🤦♂️
[+5] u/bruhhzilla: flat since sept
fckn garbage ass pussy ass market
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: My colon is filled with natural gas so I should be good for several winters
[+5] u/rollinhating: soo.. Oil to 150 EOW? It seems as everytime Iran hits a oil tanker/refinery oil prices go up 5-10$ (5 for tankers, 10 for refinerys)
[+5] u/hardcrepe: What kind of drugs was Jensen on during the GTC? Ai tokens as part of engineers pay? He has to be trying to fool the public because no way SE who built them think AI tokens think should be currency. for fucks sake those “tokens” are just the models way to transform your input into a way to process it. You are paying for how many words you Use to ask a query and how many times. The real kicker is you can run models locally on your own pc. They are essentially saying they are going to try to force people to have shitty no gpu pcs in the future.
[+5] u/RobertFKennedy: Kinda hungry here in Asia
[+5] u/somebodys0mewhere: If metals is showing the way that is going to be very bloody today
[+5] u/Successful_Car1670: Job numbers fake and ghey
[+5] u/Siva-Na-Gig: Does it feel like the calm before the Covid plunge to anyone else?
[+5] u/New_Internet_3965: I’m starting to think the guy with multiple bankruptcies might not be a good business man
[+29] u/discombobulantics: Guys I think the move is to buy shares of good companies when the market is doing well overall and then when macroeconomics get complicated you sell those good companies at their low point and wait until things get cleared back up in a few weeks/months and then buy the high again when everything looks a lot better. Hope this helps.
[+26] u/Whybother456: Turns out Pam Bondi called the top. LMAO
[+22] u/Soffatjockis: Pentagon: We need 200 billion for this war Congress did not approve.
No problemo.
Sick kids with cancer: we need a few millions for cancer research
Lol! Fuck you.
[+15] u/Frequent-Length-9966: You’re all fucked and probably me as well.
[+15] u/hey-coffee-eyes: Short term pain for long term worse pain
[+14] u/OkRecommendation1040: They won’t let any position I take see a lick of profit it’s fucking insane
[+14] u/ManyManufacturer6090: No way this pumps up anywhere
[+13] u/vanw_1986: Good news, I’m cash gang for this bullshit (I was liquidated weeks ago and have $2.33)
[+13] u/Ok-Bed66: Kegsbreath: “congress (taxpayers) needs to give us TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS to fund our colossal fuck up in Iran. It costs a lot of money to go after bad guys”.
Holy fuckballs. Empire collapse in real time. 👏
[+13] u/davidbigham: The secret to turn your portfolio to $1M. You just need to start with $2M .
[+13] u/dopeadult: done with social media, done with the market, done with ai, done fucking done get out of my face
[+12] u/Holiday-Career-9349: Cant a brutha get a little peace
Its war on the streets and its war in the middle east
[+12] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Imagine thinking this will just blow over quickly, be old news soon, and there won't even be any more mentions of recession.
When companies are now gonna get hit with higher costs across the board caused by energy prices.
Companies that were already in need to cut cost to try to even come to a fraction of the expectations and ridiculous valuation that speculation keeps giving them over the years.
First thing to get slashed are jobs, and it's already happening.
And once there's not enough part time Uber jobs to give to all the downsized people, we're gonna start seeing some real unemployment numbers.
[+12] u/WayDry848: Bessent: “We had a plan developed across the entire administration. We lifted sanctions on Russian oil. In the coming days, we may lift sanctions on Iranian oil \[...\] essentially, we can use Iranian barrels against the Iranians.”
america first, amirite
[+12] u/caliwillbemine: Market is anticipating a TACO that Trump doesn’t actually have control over. Lmao.
We’ll have a taco attempt that will pump us 2% randomly at some point early next week though.
[+11] u/WillasTyrell: this place is just an endless cycle between bers really thought and bols really thought
[+11] u/EnvironmentLong4187: 3.5% of global LNG capacity wiped in a single strike and the market still pumping… make sense.
[+11] u/Thin-Distribution255: Today I came to the conclusion that I really don’t know what I am doing
[+11] u/el-art-seam: Bessent says they may unsanction Iranian oil. 140 million barrels.
“In essence we will be using the Iranian barrels against the Iranians to keep the price down for the next 10-14 days.”
[+10] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Bol trap ber trap bol trap ber trap bol trap ber trap
[+10] u/Initial_Ad_9250: This war's gonna end with all the planet covered in solar panels . Progress. 🥭 withdrew from the Paris agreement so he could make Make Earth Great again or something
[+10] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Imagine buying the dip 🤡🫵
[+10] u/Spiritual_Storm7363: I avoid looking at my portfolio as I avoid looking at my bank accounts. 😢
[+10] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Should’ve not traded lol
[+10] u/Specialist_Berry_725: oil price is too suppressed it's actually impressive
[+10] u/Reasonable_Roger: damn spy can't even breathe on the 5 minute sma. it's actually over boys.
[+10] u/hacksong: Got $3.76 buying power left... Someone give me a scratcher
[+10] u/Maximum_Light409: wish I wasn’t such a fucking greedy bastard and had sold at the right time..
[+10] u/WarmCan3034: What the hell was the point of metaverse lmaooo
[+10] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Missile hits another refinery and oil gets pushed down again. Bessent trying his bestnt to keep WTI below 97
[+10] u/Jesoo_: I’m genuinely about to blow my head off lmao
[+9] u/intxcated: i bought MU. Bearish
[+9] u/SmoothOperator423: (Pulls Dow 40,000 hat out of the closet)
[+9] u/OnlyBols: 39 trillion debt. winning
[+9] u/Sean_s456: Yo trump just got assassinated TSLA down -200%
[+9] u/Local_Many_9108: this is so mind numbingly stupid i hate this place same time next week?
[+9] u/TernTheNumbers: "Gold and silver sell-off intensifies as inflation fears mount." - CNBC
Welcome to clown world.
[+9] u/JohanLiebert92: Asked about the funding on Thursday, Hegseth told reporters: "It takes money to kill bad guys".
war over, no?
[+9] u/Local-Vacation4884: buy this dip in metals
it's forced liquidation, not panic selling
markets will normalize when metals start going up on bad news
thank me later
[+9] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Gas fields, so hot right now
[+9] u/FriendlyGold1717: Are we tired of winning yet???
[+9] u/bringkiteback: At one point in my life I was a insanely good salesman building massive repeat business making 200+k then I started abusing adderall and gambling so I quit and now I’m a fucking loser
[+9] u/bringkiteback: Damn spy are you a toaster cause I’d love to take a bath with you
[+8] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: If 🥭 kicks the bucket, spy to 1000
[+8] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Remember in October when everything was pumping everyday with insane valuations and trash stocks going to the moon and you thought there’s no way it can go higher? This will be the opposite of that
[+8] u/CigInside: I don’t know maybe buying stonks at all time high valuations during a worldwide conflict targeting energy resources is actually really smart
[+8] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Im buying so much VOO dip ill be able to retire at an average level, kangs
[+8] u/Ok_GAINZ: War ends this weekend. the news will interrupt my cartoons. book it.
[+8] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I like how people think crude oil will hit $200.
But with oil even between $100-$150, the early signs of a recession might have hit the market long before that.
No points for guessing what happens to oil price when the market sees demand is gonna get hit hard by people getting too broke to buy it, losing their jobs, not needing to commute, getting their gas guzzler repossessed, having to take the bus, no more vacations, no more ordering things shipped from Amazon, no more ordering Uber Eats, etc...
[+8] u/ClaytonRook: Queer eye for the Hormuz straight guy
[+8] u/Huskers209_Fan: Investing is starting to feel like a reverse ATM
[+8] u/confused_teabagger: I MAY NOT EVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM ALL THIS WINNING!!!!
[+8] u/SuperSix: mr bull i dont feel so good
[+8] u/nocashflow_: spy wont bust 660 then straight down
[+8] u/BioRam: I always win on days when most people here are lose
really makes you think
[+8] u/Sandvicheater: So let me get this straight. We're in official war with Iran and unofficial war with Russia via proxy yet we are considering lifting oil embargos on both countries just to get some relief at the gas prices?
That's sound pretty fucking regarded to me.
[+7] u/drbigtoe: I am profoundly retarded
[+7] u/MadSkyGlider: Any msft bag holders here?
[+7] u/Superente_: Thats it? That was the V?
[+7] u/Borderpotroll: One more leg down plsssssss I’ll get out of my puts and call it a day I swear
[+7] u/Slow-Information-847: $200b spending for Iran war, SPY 800!!!!!!
[+7] u/DelaCruza: Living in a car ain't even a cheaper option now
[+7] u/BarberQuarter: Yet another multi-trillion dollar war incoming on a country with extremely high debt
[+7] u/Th4tR4nd0mGuy: Was buying 3x MSFT the smartest move I could’ve made? No.
Will this stop me from buying more and doubling down? Also no.
[+7] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Oil is so manipulated, just crazy.
[+7] u/Th4tR4nd0mGuy: The lion does not concern himself with the ethical dilemma of war profiteering.
[+7] u/OptionGamble: Please pump so I can get out of these disgusting calls
[+7] u/I-ProGamer-I: I was hoping for blood. Dafuq is this?
[+7] u/jogolagey: You’re retarded if you’re playing this today
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Aren't gold and silver supposed to be safe havens during times of global instability and uncertainty?
Oh wait they already got turned into memes in 2026 so they're just dumping too.
Everything is topsy fucking turvy.
[+7] u/quyensanity: Bought puts, loss 4k. Sold and entered calls. Down 4k.
[+7] u/7fingersDeep: sory for por english
Why market have extra chromy today?
[+6] u/nocashflow_: havent heard about cathy wood in a while, how she doin
[+6] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Under 97 WTI is absolutely fake news.
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: Still need another 380 dollar drop for fair value on Tesla but we’re getting there
[+6] u/drbigtoe: i simply do not have the gumption to hold onto options contracts for more than ten minutes
[+6] u/Thin-Distribution255: I am all the sudden religious and pray to god when a trade goes against me
[+6] u/eightfuce63: Can trump just tweet the war is over again? Thanks
[+6] u/RJ5R: Cramer needs to have Pam onto Mad Money so she can tell us what's going on with the DOW
[+6] u/Mother_Big9112: up 35% on my calls but I yearn for a truth social post to make it 3600%
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Peter Schiff getting fucked lmao love to see it
[+6] u/ALittleWorseEveryday: Be greedier when others are greedy and fearfuller when others are fearful. Be straight when ppl are gay and gay when ppl are regarded
[+6] u/InfamousBreakfast228: I find it funny how I’m always happy until I start thinking I can trade and boom - now I’m a depressed hobo
[+6] u/Old-Commission2782: META got slapped down lol
[+6] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: once the side effects kick in, it's gonna be Operation Ozempic Fury
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: MU dip will feed families
[+5] u/civillyRange: Traders no longer price in rate cut for 2026
Traders price 3 .25 hikes this year for Bank of England
That's Australia and England rasing them rates LMAO bol fuk
[+5] u/HaveAKlondike: It’s a cash trade. No shares
[+5] u/MakingTheDough: Careful buying those spy calls there’s more to the dip.
[+5] u/2tonehead: is it just me or do the markets only move at night now
[+5] u/Other_Sample_3709: Liquidate everything. Everything must go!
[+5] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Europe won't do anything to reopen the Strait. Literal paper tiger Karen.
[+5] u/broke_person: It's really over this time? 🥹😭😔
[+5] u/kryptonyk: Don’t worry bol. War is over. Promise this time.
[+5] u/EnvironmentalSelf438: where is Donaldinho Pumperino when you need him
[+5] u/amplaoumplasD: Silver bros in shambles
[+5] u/roke34442: ACN woman seemed a little defensive on CNBC. Based on my experience in the business world, I don’t see much need for consultants although I know a lot of people making a good living doing it. I expect there should be less need for expensive consultants once AI lives up to the hype surrounding its potential.
[+5] u/Double_Anybody: The exact moment I buy puts we reverse 😭
[+26] u/Awuxy: Trumps considering dropping sanctions on Iran for oil?
Schizophrenic ass fucking move
[+23] u/I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA: UNITED STATES TREASUUUUURY
VESUS
GLOBAL ENERGY DEMAND
#FIGHT
[+23] u/kellyk311: 🥭"Who knows better about surprise than Japan, why didn't you tell me about pearl harbor?"
Japanese PM *stares at wrist watch*
[+22] u/KehreAzerith: Can't believe people voted for this
[+22] u/ComfortableNo5231: Trump just said who no one knows more about surprises than Japan, referencing Pearl Harbor in front of the japanese prime minister lmaoo
[+21] u/Marshmallowmind2: 🥭 thinks Pearl Harbour is a boat from Pirates of the Carribean
[+20] u/browsk: Holy fuck a Pearl Harbor joke to the Japanese PM 💀💀💀💀
[+20] u/JMWTurnerAppreciator: "WHO KNOWS BETTER ABOUT SURPRISE THAN JAPAN? WHAT ABOUT PEARL HARBOR" - Trump in front of the Japanese PM lmao
[+19] u/Awuxy: Dude mentioned Hiroshima and peral harbor, guys a fuckin dick, like thats actually really rude
[+19] u/Awuxy: Trump: *Bombs iranian refinerys*
Israel: *Bombs iranian refinerys*
*Oil Price skyrockets*
Trump: "we're considering dropping sanctions on Iran to allow the movement of oil"
FUCKING WHAT?!?!?
[+17] u/Awuxy: https://preview.redd.it/tycjtl67w0qg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d8fe000925f42f3c0ace97b0266eaa4939574a4
[+17] u/TheMightySet69: Mango, we ALL know you think Jpow should lower rates. He didn't do it the first 100 times you told him to. You think telling him again is going to make it happen? STFU loser.
[+16] u/trumpdiego: ##BRO JUST SAID WHO KNOWS BETTER ABOUT SURPRISE THAN JAPAN WITH PEARL HARBOR LMAOOOOOOOO
[+15] u/victoryboiiTCG: Trump derangement syndrome is when you have critical thinking skills
[+15] u/Cyee05: Lmfao “who knows better than surprises than Japan, why didn’t you tell me about pearl harbour 🤷♂️ “ 🥭
[+15] u/ImTheLizardKing2: The Pearl Harbor comment was so out of pocket lmao
[+14] u/sailorsmile: Imaging giving up US hegemony just so you could hear random podcasters say slurs ugh
[+14] u/powerboner: NO FUCKING WAY DID HE JUST SAY THAT. AIN’T NO FUCKING WAY
[+14] u/dljmonkeyboiz: None of this is possibly real life
[+14] u/Bofa12313: Holy fuck they managed to hit a f35 lmao
[+14] u/Boheed: why would Jimmy Carter do this
[+13] u/nknk_3: Did SPY dive on that Pearl harbor joke?
[+13] u/drcornwallis23: Dude I swear Pam Bondi repeatedly saying the “THE DOW IS AT 50,000” was some sort of humiliation ritual if that turned out to be the market top for a few years.
[+12] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Israel wants to destroy Iran's oil production because they know this ends the regime quick. They don't care about oil prices.
The U.S. is trying to keep the oil production intact. They care about oil prices.
Dilemma.
[+12] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Israel is going to hit more of Iran's oil production. They don't care if 🥭 gets mad. They know there are no real consequences for them.
[+12] u/Vort3x7689: I’m not even short but honestly can we just crash so we can get on with our lives, this theta shit for 7 months fucking sucks
[+12] u/Waiting4Reccession: Not pearl harbor when the japanese lady there, what an idiot
[+12] u/NativePlant870: I’m so tired of the glazers in this sub
[+12] u/tgff333: Did he just make a pearl harbor joke
[+11] u/ThatGuyDan123: The Japanese language is so soothing lol
[+11] u/aaapod: i don't think markets will react until china takes taiwan
[+11] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: I will now take questions from beautiful people, not you, your ugly.
[+11] u/mold_motel: Only Trump can bomb a Pearl Harbor joke like that
[+11] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Zero fucking decorum on that guy. ZERO.
[+10] u/Colors_678: Bro he literally just said the Dow was at 50,000 🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/SANTlCLAUS: Holy fuck this guy is retarded. And that’s actually offensive to mentally challenged individuals and I am sorry for that
[+10] u/mangofruitdude: Everytime when i think it cant get anymore retarded this idiot proves me otherwise. Pearl harbor lmao
[+10] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Damn, even the fake pumps are getting weaker.
[+10] u/Fire-Lion6: Hey guys im a little behind on the news, just read about dow 50k thats so sick
[+10] u/FrostySoftPressure: Imagine the world where the rates are being cut and there’s no war, so much green
[+10] u/Awuxy: Xi Jinping,
Let me know when you go for Taiwan about a week in advance so I can adjust accordingly.
Thanks,
Retarded Broke Trader
[+10] u/Fine_Specialists: I know some of yall are freaking out and dealing with a lot of anxiety.
[+10] u/emanresu711: Paid 10k for option lesson that I learned nothing. Could’ve just paid my student loan
[+10] u/zestykite: got wrecked on calls. gave up all my gains from this week.
[+10] u/Awuxy: This administration actually is going to give me schizophrenia the way they walk back on their shit from literally the previous day
[+10] u/Axonum: At this point, China, Russia, and Iran could nuke us while aliens invade the Earth, and the Moon could be hurling towards us with Jesus making a return, and the rapture is in progress of happening, but you open up your trading app and SNDK is up 2%.
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Chain265: You wouldn't download a stonk
[+10] u/SanchoVilla91: Should have been a polymarket bringing up Pearl Harbor with Japan PM. Would have been x99 odds
[+9] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: who's got the oil news
[+9] u/No_Tough_2065: My puts just got destroyed 🫣
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #This is the WORST market crash in the entire human history LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Bragging about most expensive building while people cant afford gas anymore smh
[+9] u/Rootlevelprivileges: WOOOOOWW that was cold.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #We are in the first year of a 20-year long bear market LMAO🤌
[+9] u/KroKart100: Hahahahahahaha the Pearl Harbor line… wha the fuck kind of a timeline is this?
[+9] u/OnTheWaterWagon: 🥭I don't even know what to say this time...
LMAO
[+9] u/FuckleUp: 85 years after Pearl Harbor still too soon 😂
[+9] u/victoryboiiTCG: Market won’t crash until retail bears are dead lol
[+9] u/Wide_Promotion8146: Veterans voted for him lmao
[+8] u/bobbyd121: not sure how SPY is holding up right now. oil futures just cracked $100
[+8] u/ThouOne: Tf happened to oil now, ffs
[+8] u/Ozqi: I hit 800+ credit score. What do I do now?
[+8] u/DingleJingle_: Iranians are now hitting our F35s. War's going great.
[+8] u/Graymyst: LOL, everytime he dig deeper. Why do they let him talk ? Grandpa is senile start replacing him already.
[+8] u/pekas13: $666 coming back real soooon 😉
[+8] u/Molten-Helldiver: This market is more regarded than this whole sub
[+8] u/zurijer: Volume is low af
They really about to dump this to 650 huh
[+8] u/FuckleUp: She should hit back with a Nagasaki zing 💣
[+8] u/browsk: Literally repeating Russia’s line for invading Ukraine lol
[+8] u/Important_Yoghurt722: SPY 673 tomorrow. BIG GREEN DAY. THE BEST GREEN DAY YOUVE SEEN
[+8] u/BobsBurners420: The other morning I missed +70% on a play because I had morning sex and didn't start gambling in time.
I'm never banging my wife again
[+8] u/OneLeggedJaguar: Seems like a very sour hour coming up
[+8] u/Key-Experience2277: Man.. if you are holding Canadian Energy Stocks you are making some serious cash
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: What a time to be alive
[+8] u/Expensive-Big-8725: what was the oil news?
[+8] u/MakeResonableChoices: Holy shit, who knows better about surprises 😂
[+8] u/isospeedrix: My friend got offered a VP role at Poet told me they barely have any optical engineers even tho that’s their field LOL wtf is going on even, he turned it down. This is not financial advice
[+8] u/NativePlant870: “Omg did hear hear what 🥭 just said”
Half the people in here
[+7] u/ToadallyNormalHuman: God pls make it stop
[+7] u/Key_Hamster_9712: A whole week of Theta is absolute bull
[+7] u/HaveTwoBananas: I don't much care for sleepy joes market
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: The free crypto Robinhood gave out a little bit ago, is down ~30% since 😂
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Told you this year would be exactly like 2022 (if not worse) LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Q4shm0ney: lol whoever is rigging oil just can't hold it back
[+7] u/nadoterisback: >*TRUMP: POWELL STUBBORN, INCOMPETENT, NOT SMART
[+7] u/delicious_oppai: He really said that 🤣😂
[+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Dump it. oh he sold? Pump it. Oh he bought? Dump it
[+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Only one way out of this. Bondi, strip down, we’re saving the DOW
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Oil goes up, indexes.. go up too!
Who would have thought!.. a strong oil = strong P&L margins for every businesses.
[+7] u/Available_Road_2538: If unemployment goes up we are so fucked
[+6] u/Extension-Horse-5331: If u thought this would be over soon, Qatar just said they might have to declare force majeure on LNG contracts for the next 5 years!
[+6] u/Stealthless: What a stupid market lol
[+6] u/Available_Road_2538: Stock go down? Is that legal?
[+6] u/Awuxy: Ya know, we can fix our energy crisis with nuclear....
but chevron and exxon aren't ready for that info yet
[+6] u/Training_Baker5454: At least there’s no question of which direction spy is going today.
[+6] u/Important_Yoghurt722: Japan believes in surprises.. PEARL HARBOR Im dead
[+6] u/Successful-Pass-568: We are going green. Too many puts and too much put premium MMs can let be ITM tomorrow
[+5] u/akunisg: VIX and SPX both red haha, who do you think is the regard there?
[+5] u/mechajlaw: I know a guy who gets paid in gold lol. He's got a little hat because of a Turkish hair plug treatment too. I wonder what that leprechaun is doing today.
[+5] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: If the U.S. and Israel disengage now, Iran becomes the de facto power in the region. Which means they will permanently assert unilateral control over the strait to extract financial benefits (think levies and tolls). They continue to develop nukes which will solidify their control. This ends with a multinational coalition to stop this.
[+5] u/mikehoochie1234: God dammit I over traded went from being up 700 on the day to only 300
[+5] u/lalyt93: Spy pump at open
Dump at 1015
Then the radical lunatic theta gang members invade
[+40] u/WinnerEffective3102: I'm going to the gym.
If I'm gonna be broke, I better be swole.
[+36] u/trainwreck001: IRAN PRETTY ACCURATE WITH THOSE MISSLES THAT WERE COMPLETELY DESTROYED BY US AIRSTRIKES.
[+22] u/trainwreck001: AN ENTIRE WEEK AND STILL NO NAVY ESCORTS.
INTERESTING TURN OF EVENTS.
[+21] u/Worried-Action-9497: I‘m making too little money for the huge risk I’m taking
[+21] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Don't just do something. Stand there.
[+18] u/CheekyPooh: The Pearl Harbor comment OMFG. I thought you guys were retarded. This guy is the king of retards.
[+17] u/Lapidated_Llama: MSFT won’t pump with the market but it’ll sure dump with it
[+15] u/Vihurah: you've said this so now its going to Shrek to the moon. what have you done.
[+14] u/wutang: https://preview.redd.it/tp4yhh8oe1qg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21a05d25a825fd7a8072ca0669852a1d799dff9
[+14] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Just saw the video of the COST CEO eating a hot dog.
Straight up cannibalism, I've never seen a more Ball Park shaped man in my life
[+14] u/GraciousMule: My Put is finally ITM! And I’m only -67% on the day 😎
[+14] u/penelope5674: I’m 90% index funds, deleting widget from my Home Screen, don’t wanna see my dumb ass port for a year until next tax season
[+13] u/Wall_St_Bussy: #bout time to put up the seppuku hotline number
[+12] u/Sick0h: SPY is drilling to find its own oil now
[+12] u/No_Inspection649: Trump bragging about the DOW hitting 50,000 ... WOW. Who's gonna tell him?
[+12] u/thewiggen: The Epstein recession incoming
[+11] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: # iran attack wipes out 17% of Qatar’s LNG capacity for up to five years, QatarEnergy CEO says: Reuters
[+11] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I am officially trapped, that’s what I get for being a fat greedy person
[+11] u/Fhyzikz: Hey there, kiddo. How are the stocks going? Did you "diamond hands the fds"? Haha dinner's almost ready, come downstairs soon
[+11] u/2muchnet42day: Too bearish in here.
You know what that means.
[+11] u/burtburtburtcg: Bol need psychiatric evaluation
[+10] u/peopeopeopeo10: Did the elites decide we're not supposed to make money trading? The price action in these last months is unprecedented and evidently organized to destroy retail investors
[+10] u/moocat2588: Where did the 🥭 will keep us out of war crowd go? They were so vocal before epstein fury.
[+10] u/warm-regard: I will be bottom tonight
[+10] u/Therecanbenopeace: If you haven't watched the Pearl Harbour quote dipshiat just did in front of the Japanese leader check it out. JFC.
[+10] u/Fhyzikz: I'm tired of "strong" leaders. I miss terribly limp-wristed ghey things like "diplomacy" and "compromise". Free markets would be nice too
[+10] u/VariousScenes: So 2 billion is being spent each day (courtesy of Wendy's workers), pentagon asked for additional 200 billion, so this will be over approximately never?
[+10] u/ebfeebfe: Just woke up. Checked the app. Straight back to bed.
[+9] u/ReftLight: But how can we blame Joe Biden for this🤔
[+9] u/TraipseTraveller: I'm tired of losing Mr. President
[+9] u/BGMilan: Guys I have nothing to contribute so im just going to say words like taco and mango
[+9] u/soulles_lies: SPY 0DTE 690 calls are dirt cheap today
[+9] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: You know Trump is just waiting for the weekend to deploy the marines lmao
[+9] u/TraipseTraveller: Burnt some popcorn in the breakroom the other day. I brought some fish to re heat today
[+9] u/Tyneuku: I must be able to get disability
[+9] u/trainwreck001: IF EPSTEIN ONLY KNEW HE NEVER WOULD'VE KILLED HIMSELF.
LOL
[+9] u/enc-nyc: "Why you didn't tell me about Pearl Harbor" - top level diplomacy right there. Live and learn, suckers.
[+9] u/winner_in_life: This is just a small dip bros. We will continue scaling AI for better video gen bros. Claudecode will replace all scientists and engineers bros. Free 100k tokens/week for everyone brosz
[+8] u/rdr31: Only Bulls get to suck these
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[+8] u/TraipseTraveller: LMAO BERS.
Sorry, just practicing for the inevitable
[+8] u/highlanderquestion90: I bet half the people in here don't even know how to read and write
[+8] u/Long_Exchange_7347: Just fucking nuke it please
[+8] u/derprondo: Wonder how they’ll spin things as Biden’s fault this time
[+8] u/QuantrixQuintrix: Why didn't you tell me about ~~Pearl Harbor~~ Red Market?
[+8] u/Technical-Emu-32: These bags are heavy, knees weak, balls are sweaty
[+8] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: There is clearly a massive amount of diminishing returns on defense spending. We could cut our spending by half and the results of this war would be absolutely no different.
[+8] u/Same-Brilliant2014: US gonna hurt Iran by buying Iran oil. Genius really.
[+8] u/EvolvingDior: This retard is destroying everyone's 401k.
[+8] u/dylansavillan: Brb gonna go try to catch a falling knife
[+8] u/rioferdy838: Remember, no crying in the casino.
[+7] u/sharkenleo: Anyone who's not buying silver today is fucking insane.
[+7] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: Going full cash 2 weeks ago saved me from losing thousands of dollars
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # Just need SPY to drawdown -70%. Nothing more.
[+6] u/LimitIntelligent9946: The fact that stocks are ripping despite the worst FOMC outcome means markets are just totally rigged
[+6] u/SecretlyARaven: Just smashed my fist into the brick wall at this Wendy’s until it bled because apparently their frosty machine isn’t “ready yet” because it’s “breakfast time”
This used to be a proper country
[+6] u/Vihurah: somehow, 658 returned
[+6] u/soad1331: My dog thinks I'm talking to her yelling "get down" to the stocks
[+5] u/captainri66: $LUNR 2026 guidance close to $1 billion and almost $1 billion backlog and they're still waiting for that multi-billion NASA rover contract and more Golden Dome awards.
That $1 billion number is now highest of any of the new space companies, RKLB, ASTS, PL, Etc.
[+17] u/McKoijion: North Korean state television is less censored than American traditional and social media these days.
[+16] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Oil tankers are bursting in flames and regards on here are talking about technical analysis, like that shit matters. Its the oil tankers exploding regard!
[+16] u/kcramthun: How propagandized is America? I had to find out about Iran downing an F-35 from you goofballs lmao
[+16] u/WrexyWrex: you couldn't fuck things up more if you tried
[+15] u/MomentPrestigious180: Didn't know you can get Microsoft 365 from the stock market.
[+14] u/unhappyreach_: The most presidential display of autism in the history of the universe
[+14] u/bb483: Done with qqq, March madness my new best friend
[+14] u/Tay_Tay86: US is almost out of cards to play against the oil market.
[+12] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: Hey guys I think I accidently fell off of the group text with all the old rich white guys where we manipulate the market. Can someone add me back? Thanks
[+12] u/HolographicHeart: Untradeable garbage day
Just watch basketball and come back tomorrow.
[+12] u/TipsyPeanuts: Mango was right. There is a lot of winning to be had under him. He just didn’t tell us it was all for the gay bears
[+12] u/ibetyouliketes: It's a big club, and if you're not being blackmailed by the Epsteins, then you ain't in it.
[+11] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: What a waste of a day. This market fucking sucks
[+10] u/Unhedged-Fund: stocks/indices down, vix down, oil down, gold/silver down. We're winning too much
[+10] u/bigmeatbag: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" -Donnie sitting next to the Japanese prime minister lololol
[+10] u/Ok-End-3213: I am using margin! Can you end the fucking war so I don't have to sell my positions to cover!! Thank you!!
[+10] u/---Right--Tackle---: Anyone who bought SLV at any point this year is in the red.
Imagine buying the top of a fucking precious metal lmao
[+10] u/BearOak: You should rename this sub-Reddit
r/sixtechstocksandtwoindexscirclejerkbets
[+10] u/modder9: Iran hit an F35 lmao. What a shitty plane. That whole project is a shitshow.
[+10] u/9tacos: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" - 🥭
[+10] u/Nero23x: 660 ─────────────────────────────
🦀 🦀 🦀
658 ───────🦀────🦀───────🦀─────
🦀 🦀
656 ──🦀──────🦀──────🦀──────🦀──
🦀 🦀 🦀
654 ─────────────────────────────
10am 12pm 2pm
🤡🤡😐
[+10] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: imagine that a single person can fuck up the whole word in 2 weeks
[+10] u/Ok-Bid-5378: this chop is untradeable
[+10] u/AmbassadorGloomy8915: Just doubled down on my calls am I cooked?
[+9] u/Ordinary_Basis_1599: premium unleaded is $5 now? Thanks Obama
[+9] u/__nameless____: Yoo 🥭, where're the tariffs and doge checks!?
[+9] u/Czyzzle: I don't mean to brag but I just got a 23% return on a LNG put. Glad to have that $55 dollars back in cash gang
[+9] u/---Right--Tackle---: Fucking humiliation ritual at this point
[+9] u/outhinking: I'm up +100% which is... 7,57$
[+9] u/DrElkSnout: how can anyone look at this market and not realize we are rolling over badly and it's going to get worse...
[+8] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: How are the space companies pumping rn; someone tell these mfs the public is not interested in space during times of recession
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: it's the best time in centuries to get into alchemy
make gold and oil out of paper
[+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: As a 🥭 -hater, today was another of his greatest hits. Dude is fucking unintentionally the most hilarious person.
Japan asks about the surprise attack on Iran and he drops Pearl Harbor on them. Fucking amazing
[+8] u/Puzzleheaded-Image-4: Just full ported SLV and GLD long. Vote for good/bad idea....
[+8] u/im-regarded: My watch has ended. Finding a job 😔
[+8] u/Suavecore_: Why would dark brandon set this up before he left office?
[+8] u/Ok-Bid-5378: of course it returns to my entry, i chicken out, and it continues to dive, fuck this shit
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: # The national debt just crossed $39 trillion
[+7] u/DanasSideWife: “I’m not putting troops anywhere” rip for all the under 35s in the chat
[+7] u/Rambodeth_: LMAO this guy a real comedian
[+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bulls are absolutely flabbergasted after MU. I’ve never seen a more drop the mic moment. The market doesn’t believe in your little AI fantasy anymore
[+7] u/illicit_FROG: no matter how much good news rivn gets, it never goes up. And no matter how much bad news tsla gets(not making cars anymore) the stock never goes down .... lol
[+24] u/Nice-Difference8641: Wait the bibi statement that pumped the market was just “I see this war ending a lot faster than people think”???
this is fucking ridiculous
[+15] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Why is it that our small bets go up 1000% and our big bets go to shit.
[+15] u/DisgrunltedDan: Puts on Reddit , wtf is going on w this turd site?
[+15] u/AegonTheMeh: Market really rallied on Netayanhu’s bullshit lmfao.
This shit is so easy for them man.
[+14] u/LeDoohickey: Kamala couldn’t fuck the economy up this bad if she tried. Thanks Donald
[+14] u/isitdonethen: SHIPS PASSING THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
Feb 26 → 132
Feb 27 → 128
Feb 28 → 98
Mar 01 → 18
Mar 02 → 7
Mar 03 → 2
Mar 04 → 2
Mar 05 → 1
Mar 06 → 0
Mar 07 → 1
Mar 08 → 2
Mar 09 → 1
Mar 10 → 2
Mar 11 → 1
Mar 12 → 0
Mar 13 → 3
Mar 14 → 1
Mar 15 → 0
Mar 16 → 1
Mar 17 → 2
Mar 18 → 1
Mar 19 → 0
[+14] u/DramaticCustard5209: This dogshit site going down on a Thursday afternoon is peak.
[+14] u/Micheal_Hancho: IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THE WORDS "EXIT LIQUIDITY" ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA JUMP OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW
Thank you for your attention to this splatter.
[+13] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: BREAKING: Israel confirms strike on Reddit servers because they suspected there were terrorist hiding in the building, turned out it was just Mohammed from accounting
[+13] u/DisgrunltedDan: US market believes the leader of Israel that the war is almost over 😂
But not our own 🥭
[+12] u/CLYDEFR000G: They did that fake pump because they know y’all are ADDICTED to buying options and it likely scared all of you to exit any open positions.
Just buy shares until the Strait stops being gay
[+11] u/ring_of_slattern: Pump was so big it took down Reddit servers. Shits down on desktop
[+11] u/SaiyanApe17: legit biggest bull trap I have ever seen
[+11] u/Cav829: Clearly a coordinated cyberattack on Reddit by bol to create confusion during the most out of nowhere oil dump/SPY pump. There is no flaw in my thinking.
[+11] u/Sea_Blacksmith_1862: Can someone tell me who the fuck said what for that pump?? Reddit crashed for a minute and I lost all the news
[+11] u/AwarenessOk5979: algos are overtuned that headline was worthless lol
[+11] u/DramaticCustard5209: Im drinking some weird ass IPA made from whiskey barrels. Its fucking disgusting
[+11] u/gregory601: Pumped so hard it broke reddit
[+10] u/shinigami_2245: Bad news fellas and lady fellas, I bought a call for tomorrow 🫨
[+10] u/Marketdeigh: If orange dies we‘re gonna have the biggest bullrun in history
[+10] u/sidslidkid: I remember money. It was green if memory serves me right.
[+10] u/Gom_KBull: Every time a production facility gets destroyed, thats long term permanent damage...
i believe market hasnt quite priced that in yet.
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Past-756: What fucking happened
[+10] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Did Israel strike the Reddit servers without informing US too
[+10] u/DramaticCustard5209: This market is day drinking
[+10] u/Smongk: Havent heard about Epstein files in a bit huh
[+10] u/Alldoto: BREAKING NEWS: markets are rigged
[+10] u/perceptive_AI: >Baron Vladimir Harkonnen is a morbidly obese, sadistic, and deeply Machiavellian tyrant, described as "grossly and immensely fat" to the point of needing anti-gravity "suspensor" devices to move. As the head of House Harkonnen, he is characterized by extreme gluttony, pedophilia, cruelty, and a cunning, manipulative intellect.
Sounds familiar except the intellect part
[+10] u/ManyHead6662: liquidated my whole port
[+9] u/surmoiFire: F-35 down, put on LMT
[+9] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Iran nuked the reddit servers
[+9] u/RuleSubverter: Bessent: "In essence, we will be using the Iranian barrels against the Iranians to keep the price down for the next 10 or 14 days as we continue this campaign."
🤣 Funny way of saying, "Iran got us by the balls."
[+9] u/RedditHatesDiversity: I don't even wanna be around anymore
[+9] u/Icommandyou: Joe Biden why you do this
[+9] u/BaronOfIce: I got a notification I have never received before in my life “your MSFT calls are up 20% today”
[+8] u/defordj: Oh give him some credit, he's been working at it for much longer than that
[+8] u/Notable_Naps: I made a whole $30 dollars in that 3 minute span. Oh boy I'm gonna be able to afford half a tank of gas now.
[+8] u/Kashabowiekid: lol I called this literally 5 minutes before the pump I bought. 559 and 660 calls. Paid 15 cent and .07 cents respectively. Had 50 contracts each . Sold for 3 bucks lol
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: Going to laugh my sack off if this goes green
[+8] u/MasterpiecePurple302: I’ve been popping 3 zyns every 2 hours am I cooked chat?
[+8] u/Andthesuch: 69 shares of GLD at $420
[+8] u/bonkers69: Mr President, it's too much winning
[+8] u/RuleSubverter: 🥭 lifted sanctions on Iranian oil. Operation Epic Fail.
[+8] u/LumpyShock9656: -0.5% with all this bullshit? Just fucking tank already so we can resume the bull market
[+7] u/brainlet99094: this timeline's scriptwriter going crazy
[+7] u/Routine-Agent-160: Need 200b more for Iran war? I want the same shit that the government folks are smoking.
[+7] u/EconomyJust4589: I can't be the only regard that held cash for literal ages and went all in stocks before all this crap
[+7] u/patcakes: Are we still in Biden’s economy?
[+7] u/gnanwahs: so from what I'm getting Israel is trying off ramp this shit, fucking LOL
[+6] u/Preachey: Well gg everyone
I won a bunch of trades on SPY puts when this all kicked off, tripled my account.
Then had a moment of madness and went all-in on oil calls a week ago.
If I'd just kept shorting SPY I'd probably have tripled my account again by now, at least. Instead it's southparkgone.gif
[+6] u/Dry_Bar_4965: WHAT NEWS?
WHAT NEWS?
WHAT NEWS?
WHAT NEWS?
WHAT NEWS?
WHAT NEWS?
WHAT NEWS?
[+5] u/Acceptable_Ant1692: The war is over only when big net says it’s over
[+5] u/Iunatic: USO mega dildo. Can only mean one thing
[+16] u/CardiologistEqual336: 🥭: “The enemy won’t know what i’m doing, because idk what i’m doing”
[+13] u/ajibtunes: BREAKING: Iran's strike on Qatar gas facility will take up to 5 years of repairs and cut production by 17%
[+11] u/Current_Animator7546: What a time to be alive
[+11] u/Moepenmoes: Fk you for telling me to buy the dip last week, it dipped even more, why did I even trust you guys!
[+9] u/No_Bat5023: FUCKKKKK
I got SHORT before the news.
Inversed the trade and now IM LONG at the top.
[+9] u/TheBlueBlaze: 🥭 realized no one was buying his bs so he told Bibi to say it instead.
[+9] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Qatar just declared force majeure on LNG contracts to Italy, Belgium, South Korea, and China.
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︀︀For up to 5 years.
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2 out of 14 LNG trains damaged
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︀︀→ 1 of 2 gas-to-liquids (GTL) facilities damaged
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︀︀→ 12.8 million tonnes per year of LNG offline for 3-5 years
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︀︀→ 17% of Qatar's total LNG export capacity gone
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︀︀→ $20 billion annual revenue loss
Next terminal hit in GCC + Israel 5 more get hit in iran or chinese owned
[+9] u/Ok-Piano8789: reddit garbage website
[+9] u/PablosCocaineHippo: BREAKING; Barron Trump deployed to Iran, US officials say war should be over by sunday.
[+9] u/Medical-Chapter-1410: if that pump was because of the devil saying the strait is opened then thats the dumbest pump this year.
On dumb same level as mango saying it will be over in 4 weeks.
[+8] u/AceCharisma_: Wtf… this is becoming insanity at this point
[+8] u/nyse25: thanks for being exit liquidity you dumbass bers
[+8] u/jeffynihao: At this rate SanDisk will be 50,000 before the dow gets back there
[+8] u/qx2: If copeium was tradable you fuckers would be millionaires
[+8] u/Gorm_the_Old: Step 1: Bombs drop, oil spikes, markets drop
Step 2: "War is pretty much all but over, just a few loose ends and it'll all be wrapped up, oil should be a lot cheaper really soon"
Step 3: Oil drops, markets rally
Step 4: Return to Step 1 and repeat
[+8] u/jerseynate: S&P jumped because Israel is helping to reopen the Strait? I mean, wasn't that common knowledge?
[+7] u/honestabesss: Every time I enter a TSLA position I get fkd .. EVERY TIME
[+7] u/madeenahjyasu: I DEMAND MORE THETA 🗣️
[+7] u/Civil_Cheesecake2492: Woot! Another day of selling spreads and condors and puts 0DTE SPX for 10.5k profits. This selling the theta instead of trying to scalp options has really been working out for me. Brokerage account up 121k YTD and a good chunk is long term gains due to 60%/40% tax treatment for SPX.
[+7] u/TowelOld743: I buy dip, it dip, I buy dip dip, it dip again.
[+7] u/ajibtunes: We live in a simulation nothing is real
[+7] u/lebronkahn: What the heck happened? WTF is this pump?
[+7] u/b_fellow: WTF got scammed by SPY CEO
[+6] u/Jadedtrader33: He’s tried to TACO at least three times already.
Doesn’t work when you blow up a school full of kids as the opening move. 🫵🤡
[+6] u/Evander85: Timed calls at the bottom finally. Sold way too early for 2200 now would be up 9k
[+6] u/fishbottwo: we could get a 1200 stimmy check instead of the $200 billion iran war request. same cost!