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[+117] u/orsomeshitidk: Fuck this market bro
[+87] u/dingusmingus2222: Boy I sure wish I had just stuck to paper trading.... Now my only source of income is a job... gross.
[+79] u/Shank_Dank: Started trading in December. I think I’m going back hysa. Had more money and way less headache Jesus Christ why do you guys do this
[+73] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: guys don't let anyone know I showed you this but I hacked a major quant firm and downloaded algo source code. enjoy
`if (retail_position == "short") {`
`pomp_it();`
`}`
`else if (retail_position == "long") {`
`domp_it();`
`}`
`else {`
`theta_decay_everyone();`
`}`
[+72] u/drpa1n: Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all global instability
[+69] u/Same_Bag711: It will never get old seeing the Conservative subreddit support no overseas wars or interventions of any sort and then immediately fully support war because their cult daddy said so
[+69] u/RED-DOT-MAN: Trading in this market is like wiping your ass with gas station TP. No matter what you do, it's just shit everywhere.
[+59] u/Waiting4Reccession: >U.S. to offer insurance for Gulf shipping and escort tankers
This retard is going to bankrupt the US like all his businesses.
Hope we pump at the open tomorrow I'm going to sell call spreads on this clown market.
[+58] u/halfmanhalfrobot69: Let’s get some boots on the ground. Deploy all ICE agents to Iran and let’s see what they can do
[+52] u/Big-Routine222: The funniest part about the war is that Mango might just end it if the market drops enough.
“People got too yippy about the market.”
[+51] u/caliwillbemine: I was absolutely bodied today lmao.
[+50] u/Ble_h: No crying at the casino, so I’m doing it in my car.
[+48] u/rdr31: *threatens America for five whole decades
*dies the first day of the war
LMAOOOOOOO 🤌😭
[+47] u/JayRoo83: Made 5k in 2 days trying this new trick called "taking profits"
[+40] u/AirportMaterial5917: I don’t know what I’m doing
[+39] u/WSB-mods-are-: You know shit is getting bad when bulls are celebrating -1% days
[+36] u/Same-Brilliant2014: I'm just excited my credit rating is higher than Paramount
[+35] u/Elwinqt: Way too many people buying calls in here. Puts tomorrow.
[+34] u/Ozqi: I’ve invested about $100,000 in the last 6 years.
Over all this time I’ve profited exactly: -$600
Am I king genius?
[+32] u/bc531198: S&P Futures tomorrow AM: -90%
EOD finish: Up 1%
[+31] u/housemouse431: CAN WE EITHER JUST TANK OR GAP UP 5% SO WE CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RANGE
[+29] u/Robodr0ne: Sleepy Joe to blame today, no doubt about it.
[+28] u/bobby_stackz: Entire market hanging on cracker barrel earnings move over nvidia
[+26] u/ThinCrusts: After hours already down which means we open green tomorrow, right?????
[+25] u/tesseramous: did good today, managed to take my 15k loss and turn it into just a 3k loss.
[+24] u/TupacYupanqi: Tomorrow is my bday can we have a Big Shrek candle pls?
[+24] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: i made so much money this year im gifting 1 million Rial to everyone in my family
[+23] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Israel: We're bombing Iran whether you help or not.
DJT: Fuck it, let's ride.
(according to the reasoning given as to why we are fighting the war)
[+23] u/Shah_an_shah: Tomorrow we go down again.
[+23] u/Slow-Information-847: That dude was 86 years old, We could have just poisoned him and claimed he died in a natural cause. locals would have big celebration parties in every street without firing a single missile.
[+22] u/NegativeAlphaLLC: I’ve got a great idea. We should group up like 10, maybe 12 large boats filled with flammable substances. Group them up real nice and then we will send them down a narrow Strait. We will call it an escort. It definitely won’t go tits up.
[+22] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Bers:
"The US is running out of weapons"
Like, this is why no one takes you seriously.
[+22] u/jda823: U.S. gas prices are poised to jump to an average of $3.35 a gallon, up from nearly $3.10 today.
Cool cool cool. It's not like I have to drive an hour to work or anything everyday
[+21] u/SoloOutdoor: Tom "fat cuck" Lee says bottom in after his boyfriend was in his bottom
[+21] u/Noble_Bastard: Crazy to think that the once in a lifetime generational pump started with Harambe, and ended with that crazy bitch yelling about the DOW being $50,000.
[+20] u/orsomeshitidk: Who is ready to dump like a mother fucker AH only to pump like a retard during the day tomorrow
[+20] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: broccoli heads in here gonna get drafted, y'all are worried about getting the wrong calls
[+20] u/Independent_Drop4317: Today had to be one of the greenest red day in the books
[+20] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: Once this clown show is over it'll be interesting to see who was in the WH signal chat. Dana White? Joe Rogan? Theo Von? Perhaps Nicki Minaj?
[+20] u/Level_Counter3062: After extensive technical analysis I have concluded it is time to panic sell everything
[+20] u/Level_Counter3062: "War is bullish" - WSB bull (liquidated)
[+20] u/BFox1982: Believe it or not, there are still retards posting in the daily thread. Just screaming into the void.
[+20] u/Quick1711: I’ve seen dumb and then I’ve spectacularly dumb. 🥭is all of the above
Holy fuck!
[+19] u/orsomeshitidk: I cannot express in words how much of a shit I do not give about this god damn project financial review call I am on.
[+18] u/rdr31: **BEARHUNTER NEW AYATOLLAH LMAOOO🤌**
[+18] u/MagJack: CIA arming the Kurds to aid an uprising. I've seen this episode before.
[+18] u/Slow-Information-847: I have a good feeling the only successful regime change operation from this administration will be the upcoming mid term.
[+18] u/Gom_KBull: # IF THIS CONTINUES,
# HYSAs ARE GOING TO OUTPERFORM SPY LMAO
# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
[+18] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Bols celebrating a -1% day LMFAO 🥳
[+17] u/orsomeshitidk: Low key miss adults being in charge fr
[+17] u/Smongk: My retarded friend tought that war was bullish for precious metals hahahaha! (I'm the friend)
[+17] u/Paul_Robert_: I definitely should've just DCA'd into a HYSA 💀
[+17] u/Cav829: Tom Lee says the bottom is in. Sorry, bols.
[+17] u/FutureBuckStrickland: $MSFT being the only mag7 to close green is pretty funny
[+17] u/Powerful_Mission_655: So 660 tomorrow and pump to 670
[+17] u/drakilian: This sub was so much funnier when we had emotes
[+17] u/McKoijion: Turns out Khamenei wasn't hiding in a bunker or anything. He was just chilling in his office. Dude was 86 and sick. Killing him was supposed to rally the people of Iran against the government, but it's starting to seem like he let himself die to rally the country against the US and Israel. His son was just made the new Ayatollah.
At least that's how Iran's government is spinning it, but the New York Times did verify the details like he was just following his usual routine and died in his office rather than a bunker.
> The New York Times followed with a breathless account published Sunday purporting to tell the secret story of how the CIA and Israel hunted down Khamenei, “tracking him for months” and “gaining more confidence about his locations and his patterns,” before pinpointing his location so he could be killed. “People briefed on the operation described it as a product of good intelligence and months of preparations,” the report claimed.
> Khamenei’s secret location, it turned out, was simply his office.
> The U.S. and Israel have consistently claimed Khamenei was in hiding. “This is basically just fabricated drama to make Trump look bigger and more dramatic than he really is,” a senior Iranian official told Drop Site. He spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak about internal matters.
> Iran’s Supreme National Security Council “personally recommended to [Khamenei] that he relocate, change his workplace, and even adjust his living arrangements for safety reasons,” the Iranian official said. “But [Khamenei] had a completely different perspective on moving—he insisted on keeping things as normal and ordinary as possible, without seeking extra security measures or standing out in any way.”
https://www.dropsitenews.com/p/iran-war-trump-israel-khamenei-assassination-retaliation-gulf-states
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/01/us/politics/cia-israel-ayatollah-compound.html
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-826211
[+16] u/dabblesest: You’re all going to make so much money tomorrow.
[+16] u/Bichael-Murry: what a complete shit show of a market
[+16] u/cashflow_: I don’t like it when places let you make your own bowl I have no idea what I’m doing
[+16] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: You can’t criticize “israel” on here, Reddit will ban you… you can literally say the most vile things and they will let it slide but don’t you dare mutter a word against zionists
[+15] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Wish me luck meeting gfs parents first time. Brought flowers and tiramisu for dinner. Made 600 on asts
[+15] u/OhBenjaminFranklin: I timed my trade entries almost perfectly this morning, but closed them way too early. I'm reminding myself that a small profit is better than no profit or a loss, right? Right??
[+15] u/TheGeoGod: Does your partner know about your options gambling addiction?
[+15] u/Moepenmoes: Jim Cramer said he's bearish this week, what do we do?
[+15] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: People thinking oil is easy money right now have never seriously traded it lmao. I remember it dropping like 15% during the Russia invasion on a rumor of the UAE doubling capacity. If you don’t think 🥭 is going to pull all the fugazi tricks to fuck over everyone trying to trade this shit idk what to tell you.
[+15] u/trent_upscale: *[Redacted by Bari Weiss]*
[+15] u/MrForever_Alone69: Tomorrow we get another deep strike on the bols anus
[+14] u/linnanetheman: I’m calling the hotlines - suicide and gambling
[+14] u/jonneh: Now OpenAI has researchers leaving for Anthropic lol
[+14] u/spwath: Anyone who is a strict bull or bear is stupid. I am a bull when I want things to go up, bear when I want them to go down. Made a bunch being a bear today and a bunch being a bull today.
[+14] u/ConstantAd1: I'd laugh if one of Khamenei's sons actually becomes the next Ayatollah. Quite the regime change that lmao.
[+14] u/Expensive-Big-8725: its in the asians' hands now lads
[+14] u/user365735: IF YOU DIDN'T BUY ON SUNDAYS FLASH SALE, OR TUESDAYS FLASH SALE DONT WORRY YOU'LL HAVE A OTHER OPPORTUNITY DURING THIS FLASH SALE. STAY POSTED.
[+14] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Fidelity won’t let me trade options. Time to download the hood and lie
[+14] u/Ok-Run-8643: War is going to last until they cancel the elections and no one bring Epstein to the table.
[+14] u/ahx3000: Hope yall make money. Israel is counting on your taxes to unalive more kids
[+14] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #Operation Epic Hide 'Em Epstein Files
[+14] u/BerryExpress: tis over now. rest my children. tomorrow we battle anew.
[+14] u/gratatatatatatat: This threads so dead LOL many WSBers have been wiped from existence
Moment of silence 🫡
[+14] u/rdr31: *threatens America for five whole decades
*dies the first day of the war
#LMAOOOOOOO 🤌😭
[+13] u/igotshrimps: way too bullish in here even after this drop
[+13] u/LostandConfused2024: Profit? Never heard of her
[+13] u/PossumImposter2: According to the historical chart of the last time silver crashed, you only have to wait 14 years for it to hit its high again.
See you in 2040!!!!
[+13] u/Ok-Bet-3181: Anyone holding calls overnight needs to visit Arkham
[+13] u/Internal_Field5970: All roads lead back to Epstein
[+13] u/hallett21: My 2% mortgage might be my greatest investment
[+13] u/jda823: Maybe tomorrow we can try the opposite for funsies? Green premarket and then dump all day?
[+13] u/Gom_KBull: So mango and pooh bear's solution is to just force the tankers through the ghey of homouz with bodyguard ships? This is what we're doing now?
If even 1 of those tankers sinks, its all fucked... they know that right?
[+13] u/danyallah_: im cash gang now - idk wtf a massive war that can fuck up global oil supply is going to do to my stupid meme stocks i punt around so see you in a few months
[+13] u/Ok-Bet-3181: So far my trade is playing out well. Calls 15-30 min after open, sell 1-2 before close. Puts 1 hour-30 min before close.
[+13] u/stupidber: I ran through the sliding glass door because I thought I heard the ice cream truck.
[+13] u/zlordbeats: exited the market in profit and now my life has been on fucking standstill until i re enter the market
**just fucking great**
[+13] u/092Casey: I broke even today. That's a W for this trash market.
[+13] u/MeeseShoop: Who wants to work on my post-nuke farm? Every 15 years of labor will earn you 1 three-legged goat.
[+13] u/BarbellPadawan: +72k realized YTD on gold, almost all short market positions
[+13] u/beachsandwichen: On the economics sub they’re reacting with Dow down 800 points with comments like fuck around and find out ahahahahahaha shit will be up 800 points tomorrow good Christ what ball sacks of wet wipes
[+13] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TeslaLeafBlower** bet **TSLA** goes from **391.86** to **420.69** before **04-Mar-2026 04:04 PM EST**
Their record is 2 wins and 184 losses.
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[+12] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Same thing tomorrow, boys? -2% then rally up a percent or so?
[+12] u/Theleniel: I bought a PUT for tomorrow.
[+12] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: how funny would it be if we get *ANOTHER* -2% open ☺️
[+12] u/TruthFantastic1741: Calls on somali pirates
[+12] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Everything is crashing when I started trading since Oct. Sorry guys
[+12] u/torokunai: One bourbon
One scotch
One beer
[+12] u/hv876: My port needs maritime insurance
[+12] u/MagJack: This guy on tiktok said to be successful "figure out what rich people do, and do those things. then figure out what poor people do, and then don't do those things." So guys, what are the things you do that I need to avoid?
[+12] u/AirwickS: 👌Trading as a means to dissociate from the fact our President unilaterally went to war without a clear objective expect bomb the shit out of another country, arm insurgents, and let 93 million people figure it out.
[+12] u/mtnrnnr802: I buy calls 9-12mo out and check Robinhood approximately 4769 times a day
[+12] u/EvolvingDior: Futes up 0.02% and the bols are rejoicing.
[+12] u/RedDoesFBA: Futes just instantly gave back the move lmaooooo bers eating tonight
[+12] u/brendy69: After losing my whole port a few months ago, im back on this sub. Gotta say it feels good boys
[+12] u/DriftWoodBarrel: One day over nighting a SPY call is going to work out. Hoping tonight is the night.
[+12] u/fourfastfoxes: I'm sorry to everyone trading nvda, I bought shares
[+12] u/straighttokill9: Today gld made me feel something. That feeling is depressed.
[+12] u/Solid-Season9984: Almost a year later, are we feeling ***liberated*** yet?
[+11] u/Urzuck: This is the new bols reality, they will be forced to celebrate red days for this entire month.
[+11] u/cantcatchafish: Made 800$ on spy calls today… coulda made 30k…. I have tiny balls unfortunately
[+11] u/SmoresPies: imo world leaders should have to fight wars. just them, not innocent civilians or brain-washed military egos. trump wants to go to war with iran? trump vs. khamenei PPV event. putin vs zelensky. PPV event. netanyahu vs all arab states PPV event. whoever wins get the others country. simple as. fun for the whole family from your couch, live on Saturday, place your bets.
[+11] u/Rare-ish_Birb: We all should have bought puts when the Russians evacuated their Iran embassy. That was the best clue.
[+11] u/Ernest_EA: SaaS is the new store of value™️
[+11] u/Doc_Vapor: Tomorrow my plan is to not let myself get sucked into trading the very first candle on open and let things settle out first before making a decision.
[+11] u/SubduedWeed: Idk I'm just going to keep buying calls and shit
[+11] u/Brodieischeese: Chats too bearish, spy 687 tomorrow
[+11] u/Ok-Bet-3181: Anyone thinking discussions between the US and Iran are taking place tomorrow needs to take a break
[+11] u/Liquidsnake959: Who said war was good for the markets?
[+11] u/Moepenmoes: The market is going to turn deep red EOW, don't be delusional
[+11] u/Knightguard1: Breaking news: Iran just nuked DC
Markets: Ah I see, I see, does that mean SPY 700? Yes it does.
[+11] u/StoneyGwynn: I should of stayed in jail
[+11] u/DungeonWalkerCarl: What's your number where you quit and go VT or some other boglehead etf?
[+11] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: JUST A FLESH WOUND, YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME THETA-ALGO'S? GIVE ME THE BEST YOU GOT
[+11] u/hallett21: Sam Altman is decoupled from reality
[+11] u/guy_cloutier: If you bought NVO 5 years ago, you are up 0.88%
[+11] u/Emilio___Molestevez: this is exactly how they get you feeling before the most ruthless preposterous unjustifiable green day of the month
[+11] u/_chasingdabag_v2: Pump intraday, dump after close, rinse and repeat
[+10] u/Urzuck: War is bullish, no doubt about it, the real bubble here is in the private credit system.
[+10] u/Solid-Season9984: #Can't wait for the new edition of "I did that" stickers on the gas pumps
[+10] u/sloanemonroe: They are making sure the market goes down extremely slowly that’s for sure. But it sure is going down.
[+10] u/IHadTacosYesterday: A regular bean burrito costs $3.25 at my Taco Bell after tax. Kind of a ripoff
[+10] u/Domefieldadvantage: 401k got obliterated holy
[+10] u/Yousoldmetohigh: No way we dump overnight again.
[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: Having to listen to bulls jerk their peenrs for months while we edge 700 then 695 then 690 then 685 and now 680 lmao
[+10] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Why doesn't Iran want amusement parks?
[+10] u/unresolved-madness: I have one more day of freedom before the landlord comes looking for me..
[+10] u/SoloOutdoor: You can summarize this market simply: cucks
[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: My port last year looked like the Shire
My port this year looks like Mordor
[+10] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Market dump tomorrow because of all the call buyers
[+10] u/tommyboy441: GOOGL is complete misery every day
[+10] u/gentlesandwich: Life is less stressful when you stop trading like a degen. Buy and hold stocks, purchase monthly index puts to hedge against a total market upset. You can't miss.
[+10] u/McKoijion: The Ayatollah's son Mojtaba Khamenei has been elected as Supreme Leader. Also, why are Indian newspapers breaking Iran news faster than American ones? Same thing happened when the strikes started. Are American news outlets on some kind of moratorium or something?
https://www.hindustantimes.com/
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/us
[+10] u/nyse25: the guy below me likes men
[+10] u/Connect-Engine-7267: From now on every pt spy goes down I punch a hole in my wall
[+10] u/NotMe357: Here we go again.......
.....another -1% tomorrow.
[+10] u/Smongk: This shit is only luck. You're not a genius
[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m not opposed to the supreme leader getting got, I’m just wishing a drunk tv host wasn’t the sec def and a senile tv host wasn’t shitting his pants in the oval..
[+10] u/PutzOnDonleon: First bomb dropped on earth was ... by aliens to kill the dinosaurs so they wouldnt eat us
[+10] u/auroraavm: I mean, we're staring down the demise of the planet not just society at this point.
[+10] u/shrek-is-real: Bears happy to make 10 bucks on their puts if that means extinction of the planet. You won this round gheys
[+10] u/scm66: How is Best Buy still in business?
[+10] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Kramer says hold....
🪦
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Assigning escort navy ships for oil tankers will cost more than transporting that oil LMAO🤌
[+10] u/syedhuda: all the tariff experts from last year are now oil experts
[+10] u/Secret-Wonder8106: bears had their day, now green till 2027
[+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: So i never see a green day in my life again?
[+10] u/trainwreck001: CNBC - STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS FUKK
OIL $150
[+10] u/InIce1234: The Strait of Tendies is always open.
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: iran defending themselves: WOW WOW HOLD ON THERE YOU CANT ATTACK US BACK THATS NOT COOL
[+10] u/browsk: I keep trying to tell yall there are Iran cyber attacks happening but I guess just wait for the news
[+10] u/ILikeCorgiButt: You’ll never go broke buying calls everyday
[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: I mean we all looking at the same SPY chart right
[+10] u/RockasaurusRex: Every US citizen is saying this rn.
[+9] u/TheEagleDied: I really wanted to do puts eod. But I think the market will pump on bullshit. End of day tom though…..
[+9] u/thriftshopmusketeer: every day I hope for the genuine catastrophic crash, the total collapse. Something sharp enough and hard enough to make the median voter unable to miss the consequences of their actions
[+9] u/broke_person: Y'all been yelling spy 700 for the last 12 years.
[+9] u/Expensive-Big-8725: damn oil filled 4% gap that fast
[+9] u/trainwreck001: MIDDLE EAST OIL TANKERS NOT RISKING ESCORT GUARANTEE. NOTHING ON PAPER. THEY WILL GET A MCD CHICKEN SANDWICH AND A DIET COKE FOR EACH TANKER LOST. NOT WORTH IT.
STRAIT IS CLOSED... INDEFINITELY.
OIL $150
[+9] u/killcon84: Staircase to hell rejection pattern
[+9] u/anonkraken: That tanker news was the best thing market could have hoped for today and it still puked.
Shit is fucked. Come back later.
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: we would tank HARD if one of our warships gets disabled or destroyed by a $5000 plastic boat made by Iran LMAO.
[+9] u/connortravels: I invited my co-worker who is 20 years older than me to a 8am meeting he texted me "Fuck you and your 8am EST meeting. I am yanking it at that time, i'll do it on the meeting" on slack
[+9] u/Shah_an_shah: I hope Asia opens green tonight.
[+9] u/MasterElite1: >Iran's State-run Tasnim News Agency claims that a US f-15 fighter jet has been shot down by the country's air defence. No confirmation yet.
How many birds is mango going to lose?
[+9] u/greyenlightenment: yup QQQ dumping after market close as always
it's like markets are manipulated or something
[+9] u/platinumarks: Sen. Blumenthal: I'm more concerned than ever that we may be putting boots on the ground in Iran.
Believe it or not, puts on boot manufacturers
[+9] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Thoughts on cashing out my gamble account for a second motorcycle?
[+9] u/EnginrA: Chat moving so fast no one will see I love women 😳
[+9] u/GuyFaulks77: Back to $685-$690 tomorrow
[+9] u/FutureBuckStrickland: how did jim cramer get his own show? did he just walk up to cnbc execs, give them a firm handshake, and tell them he wanted one?
was it really that easy for boomers?
[+9] u/diefy7321: Bers the type to grow up eating white bread and playing basketball smh
[+9] u/thestudmffn: Opening and closing positions same day this week has been the move
[+9] u/nyse25: mom says the market repairman is coming tomorrow to fix it
[+9] u/Zeppu: No girl, I'm not paying for a 1 year membership to see your feet. I save more with the 2 year one.
[+9] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: I do enjoy watching the Saudis getting sucked into this mess and freaking out on the news. 😏👌
[+9] u/diefy7321: Remember when doomer WSB bers were yelling Ukraine would lead to nuclear war? LMAO 🤌
From COVID experts to foreign policy experts 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+9] u/oohhfeistylilthang: guess who longed the absolute top of the japanese bullrun
[+9] u/Cav829: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, we're up 5 cents in the overnight. Surely this means... something!
[+9] u/sloanemonroe: Until they can make it so that my printer can fix itself when it has a print problem, AI will be total and utter bullshit.
[+9] u/GuyFaulks77: Bears ended up blowing a 3-0 series lead lmao
[+9] u/JayRoo83: "Is your Elliot Wave Theory working son?'
"Hold on Dad I need to redo my waves"
[+9] u/franker555: Bitcoin just really be the leading indicator for every and anything
[+9] u/2tonehead: Well, buying puts late in the day, selling them in the AM, then buying calls by 10am, and then selling them after noon has been working out well lately, so Ill try that again tomorrow.
[+9] u/thenelston: spain looks way oversold, mango cant actually stop trade with only them without fucking the whole eu
[+9] u/Ok-Contribution-3541: I will probably regret my decision, but I bailed on all my stocks. There is no plan, no goal, no out for this war. I hope sense prevails, but there seems little of it atm. I predict a major crash at some point. It’s so bloody stupid.
[+9] u/vroomvroomcars: Shooting ropes out my penis rn
[+9] u/BallsHardest: What would Salah ad-Din do?
[+9] u/gratatatatatatat: Today was bullish
I just dont know how yet
[+9] u/Fragrant_Invite5947: I hate the last 15 minutes of work, i am just bullshitting until like an acceptable time to leave early
[+9] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Taking a class online at a local community college and now I'm feasting hard at the student discounts. More money for options.
[+9] u/PicklePot83: If you’re not buying rklb at 69.69, why even bother investing.
[+9] u/Most-Crazy2353: Market so gay its making the mods here look like chads
[+9] u/Ok-Piano8789: >Leverage Shares 4x Long OKLO Daily ETF
Leverage Shares 4x Long QBTS Daily ETF
cmon man we do not need this shit lmao
[+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: We will still get people commenting "first" hours from now
[+8] u/Sandvicheater: DOW is under 50k release more of the Epstein files
[+8] u/Independent_Term5790: Am the MU margin guy lost 40k today
[+8] u/Get_dat_money: Judging by that spy 6 month chart we start the V up tomorrow
[+8] u/Former_Tomato9667: Moment of silence for all the military recruiters who lost all hope of a performance bonus this week
[+8] u/Flolife2: -1% or more tomorrow
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Starting trading: lmao Ill be out of this stupid fucking office in 1 maybe 2 years
1-2 years later: yes boss! I sent the emails! I'll follow up! Of course I'll be there!
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: Tom Lee: "This is what a market bottom looks like O_o"
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #Standard and Poor and Manipulated 500
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: When you expect -40% everyday, it ends up being pretty okay I’m ngl
[+8] u/Rizocon1: MARGIN IS CALLING BUT ROBINHOOD SAID TO HANG UP
[+8] u/aftherith: Bears betting against a guy with insane luck running a country with insane luck
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #art of destabilizing the middle east
[+8] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: If you are a perma bull right now you are retarded, same goes for perma bears. You have to be neutral, so start cross dressing. Or is it gender fluid? Be that.
Point is, it’s a kangaroo market.
Short exp dates. Or hedge with short exp dates for any contracts more than a week out.
Example: you have google calls a week out - look to QQQ or SPY puts as a hedge with 1-2 DTE.
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: rumor has it, they got a new supreme leader
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/MaMaximillian made a bet that SPY would go to 677.0 within **2 hours** when it was 682.457 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Damn I've lost a lot of money this month
[+8] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: "They got all the cash from all the banks....I never knew a pres had that power. I'm going to maybe try it sometime. I think I'm going to do it. I'll fly it somewhere." he's stealing all the gold left in Fort Knox right now lmao
[+8] u/gratatatatatatat: Back from being banned cause of Israel
FUCKING MU
[+8] u/092Casey: Alright Europoors and S Korea, do your thing-
Panic and freak out and sell everything.
So we get the dip.
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: What an unfortunate day that I created with my own greed
[+8] u/GalacticPlutoBear: Can’t wait to one day show my wife a green portfolio
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: now that the bots have been purged from our lives we can truly see how regarded we all really are in our purest forms
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Mango deep down loves zohran lol
[+8] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: How may of you fuckers in here are ai chatbots 🤨 reveal yourselves
[+8] u/Gom_KBull: Holy shit, the daily thread actually FEELS more human and real since this morning compared to the past year or so.
Wild how much that change did
[+8] u/browsk: I don’t usually visit this sub after trading hours, do we just get drunk and schizo post?
[+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: The bull case is "what if nothing bad happens?" and that's a wild take from poor people.
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: Here's the play: at 3am the futes will be blood red, like -5% down... Buy tons of shares of everything and sell mid morning when you are up 40%. I've done this the last couple days.
[+8] u/Val44x: BOLS have yet ANOTHER chance to do the funniest thing 3 days in a row tomorrow
[+8] u/btoned: 2026 and people still talk about futures.
Futures are from 9:25-930AM
[+8] u/botistic: MAKE FUTURES GREEN AGAIN
[+8] u/JayRoo83: Markets, feel free to do that -2% overnight -> recover intraday thing a few more times
[+8] u/bobby_stackz: Guys I'm new to trading was today a normal market day?
[+8] u/DopeBook: The greenest green tomorrow.
[+8] u/Sire_Jenkins: Bears are not fucked. Bears are fucking!
[+8] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: if nothing else, brokers gotta be stressed tf out. Calls on coke.
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: At what point do we get a taco on this war? SPY have to hit -15%?
[+8] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: MMs first killed the CRWD calls, then they remembered some of you degens bought puts.
[+8] u/MaresATX: Instead of worrying today, I yanked it, three times.
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: SPY crashing hard AH
[+8] u/Thug_Res_: Hey so, we’re not ok huh?
[+8] u/broke_person: Mom you probably won't see this but I'm gay.
[+8] u/puts_every_day: My trading app's settings just went Iranian, wtf???!?
[+8] u/modder9: Damn, somehow this place got even more retarded after the bot purge.
[+8] u/Ok-Piano8789: hell yeah brother cheers from iran
[+8] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Robinhood sent me a prospectus for a stock that I was vibe trading, only held for 12 minutes, and took a 12% loss on.
A wiser man would see this as an inflection point.
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: I was told many times that stocks go up, is this still true?
[+8] u/freehouse_throwaway: this morning: oh god freak the f out and sell everything
now: eh i guess that was a red day
[+8] u/Jimbeauxer: In gridlock traffic. Cocked leg. Filled my fucking pants with a muddy shart. 1 hour until I get home.
[+8] u/xjcln: Do you have any source or evidence for 80-90% of Iranians wanting a democratic state?
I'm not sure 80-90% of Americans want a democratic state these days
[+7] u/Maximum_Light409: Avoid opening the app first thing tomorrow morning to prevent a cortisol spike.
[+7] u/cryptohorn: They allow F words on CNN now? Nice
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: In other news: Wendy's received a record amount of applications
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Blew my shit tf up on puts so I’m going calls with what I have left. It’s over for bulls now.
[+7] u/curling_rocks: Can we all agree to buy tomorrow to help the market out?
[+7] u/betaforever: Bought Oil and Gold so I can watch the chart all night for some dopamine
[+7] u/drakilian: Alright SNDK ceo, whoever the fuck you are, I'm going to need you to pump the hell out of your stock at the conference today. Lie, cheat, steal, sacrifice some orphans at an altar, do whatever you need to do, I have your back here.
[+7] u/Crackbot420-69: I really wasn’t expecting a V like that today, which I realize is dumb since it has been doing that every day for a decade.
[+7] u/somewhere_cool: Look at every energy/ defense stock that should be up right now and you will see an uptick in short sales today.
The hedge funds are shorting the shit out of all the "winners" to fund the buying and buying of the Mag7 that they are over leveraged in to avoid margin calls which keeps the prices up on those.
This is going to be bloody as fuck in a few days when they can't keep up and eventually tech will dump ass and energy/ defense will rocket out of the artificial cage.
[+7] u/CigInside: Am I banned or just gay / not funny
[+7] u/kananishino: So same thing tmrw guys?
[+7] u/Slowmaha: Prolly lose more money, just like today
[+7] u/Thisispaartaaa: GOLD and SILVER should be just ripping here, yet they got fucking smoked today...I understand the USD going on a run, but an event like this should support GOLD/SILVER
[+7] u/robotpoet: You think today(!?) was red?
[+7] u/necarpenter417: I made 30% on spx calls today. Wish I didn't buy them at 9:33
[+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: You guys bought spy calls eod, right? Right??
[+7] u/ConstantAd1: I'm deep in spy calls. I'm also deep in spy puts. Whoever loses, I wins.
[+7] u/necarpenter417: How long till we see hegseth shirtless on an aircraft carrier chugging a beer? May have been worth losing a few bucks today for that.
[+7] u/caliwillbemine: Lol why couldn’t this dump have happened at close? They fucking got me again.
[+7] u/Sandvicheater: Closed all options positions when Vix blew past 19 looks like that was the right call.
[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Think about how much bigger, better, and beautifuller our ballroom could have been if we’d’ve utilized the budget being allocated to this war
[+7] u/ConsiderationKey1658: This emoji feels appropriate today
#📈📈📈📈
[+7] u/pootenanner: We will continue having big red days. The question is when will bols capitulate on buying it back up.
[+7] u/Koopa-Love: If google doesn't get to 350 by Friday, I'm gonna need some ropes
[+7] u/Solid-Season9984: Now hes trying to pump crypto? Pick a side guy.
[+7] u/NewDawn101: Steven Seagal the next ayatollah
[+7] u/Particular_Tone3122: Relationship: over Portfolio: tripled. I feel nothing
[+7] u/insertnamehere-----: Imma cry and take a mental health day
[+7] u/ShutUpTodd: Spain embargo?! Calls on olive oil!
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Isreal be like: How can you (counter) attack us during our sacred holiday of Plumbus!
[+7] u/cheesygordita: Hopefully 🥭 can meet with Tim Iran and sort this all out
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Spy saw it's shadow today, 5 more weeks of war
[+7] u/Canadianinvestor1997: Man my boss is so tone deaf. My car got booted today at work on a job site. I had to cut it off because I’m broke. Trying to put my wife through school on an apprentice salary. And my boss says why didn’t you just pay it, you don’t have the money?
No boss, you declined me when I asked for a raise and prices have gone up 10% this year. I’m also a dad trying to feed kids and wife. Like why are business owners just so out of touch with their employees.
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: $MU bounced off $360’s 3 times
Looks like it retests this support for a 4th time soon
If it dumps below, say goodbye to my $5k in April calls rip
[+7] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Anyone els heard the rumors about a market crash 👀
[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Would you rather have a son who thinks he can be a twitch streamer or a son who does crypto?
[+7] u/bobby_stackz: I am rotating to Wendy's drive thru
[+7] u/Zeppu: Is it true that Spain will now be called Peninsula of America?
[+7] u/get_da_maney: My meat so sore from jaggin it to my 600% gain today
[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Choose 1
Got pussy in high school and college, had friends, an athlete
Tech CEO
[+7] u/Sick0h: Google making that Geminayatollah to just act as the next supreme leader. Won’t be able to take out that one.
[+7] u/WingedScapula420: MrBeast entering the fintech space by buying a banking app for children is a perfect encapsulation of the last decade.
[+7] u/Basis_404_: So someone check my thinking here.
A disruption to 30% of the world’s oil supply in a conflict with no clear path to resolution, growing doubts about AI, and an uptick in PPI all means calls on SPY to all time highs right?
[+7] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/lg7pl3sk8xmg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25cbbaf27ddffcc5fcf5a937a2e899c31e10d07
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Looking at the 6 month and 1 yr chart on spy it looks tired and about to fall
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: i love how old school retirement funds send letters to people trying to talk you off the cliff edge when a war breaks out. it just seems so campy
gotta hold the normies hands in VIX 25. Every man for yourself is VIX 50
[+7] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Whoever told me not to buy calls today because MMs will use me as exit liquidity, FU
[+7] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: lawmakers coming out of the briefing saying it's "so much worse than you thought" and bull bought more calls today
[+7] u/JakeSal10: Believe it or not….. calls
[+7] u/trainwreck001: IF NECESSARY. DEFINE NECESSARY. AINT SHIIT MOVING THRU THE STRAIT AS IT IS. LOL.
OIL $150
[+7] u/jda823: Day 4 of a war and people ask why today was different
[+7] u/MRROSADOH: Yet another day of donating to charity. Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow
[+7] u/InIce1234: Going to Write a Book about how easy and relaxing today was. My title Right now:
Bearly Awake (The March 03 Logs): A Bull's Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing Except Making Big Money
[+7] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: I am regarded…I put it all on MU hoping for a quick bounce like those 2500cc implants. Instead I got a flat chested Asian chick
[+7] u/Most-Crazy2353: We go down overnight and up during the day. Just like my benis
[+7] u/saccotac: When does the real sell start
[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Tom Lee lied
Bols died
[+7] u/jaboyles: QQQ is hanging onto that $600 floor like its life depends on it.
[+7] u/Frosty_Promise8050: Behold, the time of the bolz is over. Now behold the bear, in all his glory!
[+7] u/Chancey004: Up or down when boots are on the ground in 2 weeks
[+7] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/x5cvx8q0vwmg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6822a18f4967ffe805e6d6eb55a15f486724088d
[+7] u/jda823: Definitely not using chatgpt ever again
[+7] u/rhuffq: I could end this war right now if I went full port in to puts.
[+7] u/LostandConfused2024: What the fuck is happening
[+7] u/McKoijion: Public index funds like VTI and SPY that are mostly held by regular people in their retirement accounts are relatively flat. Meanwhile, private funds that are mostly held by rich Wall Street types are a completely different story:
> Big Lenders’ Risky Loans Are Rattling Wall Street
> Lending troubles at Blue Owl Capital and other so-called private credit behemoths are setting off fears of a “bank run,” as one hedge fund put it.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/business/private-credit-crisis-blue-owl-capital.html
> Blackstone’s Gray: Market ‘noise’ fueled record redemptions from world’s largest private credit fund
> Blackstone president Jon Gray defended the quality of loans within the firm’s flagship private credit fund after investors as concerns in the sector are growing.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/03/blackstone-private-credit-fund.html
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Standard and Poor 500: fake and ghey
Shariah and Halal 500: hilarious and fun
[+7] u/thewaterb0yyyy: That feeling when you sell a large position and feel like it’s now going to pump bigly
[+7] u/ViolentOnion: Sorry about that, it was for my nieces quinceanera
[+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Spy calls for surrrrreee ;)
[+7] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: my guess is war = capex reduction, so MM are hedging on reduced sales or buildout slowdown.
[+6] u/InIce1234: "Two things are infinite: the universe and the bull market; and I'm not sure about the universe.“
Albert Einstein
[+6] u/khelatsi: heroic V by real american patriots today
[+6] u/zoeyzimp: Today seemed like a poor attempt at containment for the market, but I think tomorrow and Thursday are gonna be bad reality checks
[+6] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: I just don't think bers understand people or human behavior
[+6] u/2AMTrader: Going to be months of this bull shit bear market
[+6] u/starentbrett: Need AVGO up 20% tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+6] u/NotMe357: Bear have retest SPX 6800 and QQQ 600$ 3 times now. I think tomorrow should be a little cat bounce 🤔
China also just say that there should be ceasefire between USA and Iran. Hopefully China can be the middle-man for the peace talk. China really needs that oil lol
[+6] u/trent_upscale: You guys want to come over to my house and watch Jumanji?
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Sam Altman looks so goofy in a suit
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: Spy - 2.5% off ath. This thing ain't never crashing
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: Things that fucked over Millennials: 9/11, Housing bubble, Harambe's death, COVID
[+6] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Sobriety is so boring how do people put up with this shit?
[+6] u/Evander85: We are getting hooked on the V - one of these times it won’t and I’m going to get wiped
[+6] u/tails2729: I am announcing a holy war to begin Armageddon in the market. WE NEED TO BREAK OUT OF THIS SIDEWAYS BULLSHIT
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: Weak close bols fukt
[+6] u/gavbot_1213: Reminder to all we still ended today nearly a 1% drop lol you act like we got back to even
[+6] u/booose6: Tomorrow big red part 2. Technically not a bad day only down 1% - can easily be another 2-3%
[+6] u/Plappedudel: Down 1%? Those are rookie numbers
[+6] u/Maximum_Light409: post-market sales should be banned
[+6] u/sytena10: TSLA puts until my whole account goes up in flames like the US Consulate in Dubai
[+6] u/I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA: I chose to believe some guy actually did build and fill a swimming pool with -$40/barrel oil. He’s out there somewhere, still holding
[+6] u/macak333: I am here to spread FUD
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: LOWER HIGHS 🦅🦅 THE BEAR MARKET OF 2026 and where is that damn French bulldog
[+6] u/FutureBuckStrickland: Some guy was in here last night asking about his 0DTE $612 $QQQ call lmaooo
[+6] u/you2234: Think we need to commission Zelenski to come show us how it is done. After he says thank you of course.
[+6] u/Borderpotroll: More puts loaded for tonight. Can I do it 2 days in a row?
[+6] u/Yousoldmetohigh: How's our 200k margin on MU guy?
[+6] u/DefiantDelta: cryptards got their hail mary and corn didn’t even pump, SADGE!
[+6] u/ebitdasga: Anyone have a hard time getting work done the last 2 days?
[+6] u/AnaISantorum: $SLV is making a comeback tomorrow 80s minimum
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Is the news true that Jim Cramer is bearish?
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Begun the ~~Clone~~ Iran War has.
[+6] u/RogerBalderer: What’s next on the doomer agenda
[+6] u/Mavnas: Continue holding my bags I guess.
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: As long as my local Five Guys stays open, the economy is fine.
$8 for a fucking hot dog lmao 😂
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: here we go again. so another -1.5% open tomorrow
[+6] u/LostandConfused2024: **DONT LET THESE GEOPOLITICAL EVENTS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT BUNGEE GUM HAS THE PROPERTIES OF BOTH RUBBER AND GUM.**
[+6] u/Former_Tomato9667: I’m just glad I’m not a fake meat community member anymore
[+6] u/HappyDepartment5899: I get why most VOO and chill, or just do FDs especially if you have a day time job.
[+6] u/auroraavm: sick of this world 🙄🌎
[+6] u/Bats490: Made $270, which feels like crumbs for what an opportunity today was.
[+6] u/Icy-Motor-8519: When is this old orange cheeto gonna turn to dust and ashes. Gawd Dayum
[+6] u/cashflow_: Should be illegal to use AI to create the likeness of anyone. Scumbags in government too busy enriching themselves to do anything about it
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: I have slept 4 hours everyday for a week
[+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Can someone explain why the gold miners dumped 10% today? I don't even hold any positions, I'm just curious.
[+6] u/DudeManBroGuy9: So what happens when the big financial boiz discover that AGI “being right around the corner” was code for CY 2054
[+6] u/sanndman: all i want for christmas is peace in the middle east.
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: It is NOT illegal to fuk a watermelon 😤
[+6] u/Commercial-District1: Modding this sub has to be a full time job
[+6] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Nice try bers you’ll get em next time
[+6] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: Watch them uno reverse us tonight, pump all night, dump during the day.
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Bulls just got their pickle tickled and dunked on
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: remember when Vix was 80 💀
[+6] u/alfred250: That was the most bullish red day ive ever seen. If you are holding puts after that you are wild.
[+6] u/hallett21: Puts holders about to learn the meaning of thumb in.
[+6] u/michaelis999: green tomorrow whether you like it or not
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: The retards in charge are really talking about weapons of mass destruction 🤦♂️ Not again 😩
[+6] u/alfred250: Vix was at 28 this morning with QQQ at 592, that looks pretty bottomy to me. The upside for bearish positioning seems thin compared to all puts being vaporized instantly if war is “won” with a single Truth post.
[+6] u/Independent_Drop4317: You don’t want vix TOO high, because at that point, even if you gets calls at the bottom and it Vs, you’ll lose money from iv. 🤓
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Say goodbye to financial freedom and retirement
[+6] u/byggusdikkus: So when spy is at 690 by the end of the week are we going to see the bears whining as much as the bulls? They usually just go back to their cave and don’t give you a chance to talk shit when it isn’t one of maybe a dozen yearly days they are winning
[+6] u/trent_upscale: Great week, so far.
For me.
[+6] u/Independent_Drop4317: Why are you crying in the casino? You asked for volatility
[+6] u/JakeSal10: Part of me wants to full port SOFI so bad 😂
[+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Pls sign my petition below to bring back the happy little frog with the yes sign 👇
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: My $MU april calls are absolutely destroyed
[+6] u/jonnyraza27: Nothing , I am done until war is over
[+6] u/Yousoldmetohigh: These put/call ratios on spy aren't that bad. A lot more people expecting an uptrend than I expected.
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Imagine being a crypto bro
Invests in “decentralized asset”
And is pinned by MMs
Can’t make this shit up
[+6] u/Solid-Season9984: #The only believable jobs report at 8:15am, what could go wrong?
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Took my last $20 to the strip club and my beautiful lady spent our 10 minutes telling me about the bad soup she ate from a gas station and farting 🇺🇸🚀
[+6] u/grandfatherdog: The funniest thing about me ending today green was that it was because fucking Adobe and Pinterest went up
[+6] u/EnginrA: I just had Five Guys and I’m stuffed
[+6] u/BahtMann: Predicting green tomorrow because war is now priced in :\^)
[+6] u/According-Page8618: any earnings to gamble on tomorrow? i wanna be on the wrong side 10x in a row!
[+6] u/Affectionate-Safe295: FULL PORTING CALLS 🇺🇸🟩🦅
[+6] u/Elforas_Tero: I’m getting the “bers r fuk” messages ready for tonight
[+6] u/Quick_Rent_Now: All that for a drop of blood
[+6] u/Ecclesiastes510: Best compliment of the day
[+6] u/Flolife2: I feel smart, I bought puts at 682
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: If there is a lot more buying than selling it could go up
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Thank God my puts are safe
[+6] u/sleepygarner: Can the regard in chief please taco my port?
[+6] u/FutureBuckStrickland: he lost his investors over $6b
[+6] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: They got margin called… look at Korea
[+6] u/VisualMod: You already have a bet going - SPY to 1000.0 before 04-Mar-2026 09:58 AM -05
[+6] u/Josh1172: Do the opposite of what this guy says, you have a 92% chance of winning
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: WAR is a pharmaceutical that is known for extensive tests on monkeys, and WTF is Arby's.
[+6] u/jda823: That's Mr. Manager to you
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: I didnt hear no bell
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: our warship just gonna get hit a couple of times due to friendly fire LMAOOOOOOOO
[+5] u/DCrebuilds: Hope this pops in the morning so I can exit these puts lol
[+5] u/Former_Tomato9667: As of today my cash/option account is outperforming my normie IRA YTD 😳
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Can't wait for the low T overnight sellers to make me money at open just so they can lose all of their money by 9:30am
[+5] u/BFox1982: Now seems like the perfect time for China to invade Taiwan.
[+5] u/MasterElite1: >Sen. Roger Wicker, Chair of the Armed Services Committee, after a classified briefing today told reporters that the Trump administration is “not ruling out” Americans boots on the ground in Iran.
✅️
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: I believe that A&F earnings tomorrow morning will end this war, restore harmony and bring calmness to our troubled ports. so let it be.
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: First message above mine will achieve generational wealth
[+5] u/Random_Yoohooser: Gonna be like a .5% day up and everyone’s gonna pile into calls and shocked pickachu face when it drops like a rock Thursday
[+5] u/According-Page8618: green days : -1% to +0,03% recovery
red days: complete -2% bloothbath into next day -2% bloothbath
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: This iran shit is going to weigh on the market all month
[+5] u/geddyclaus: You guys are funny and USO is recruiting talent to go entertain the troops. Let me know if you're interested.
[+5] u/NotMe357: Woah! Future turns green.
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Watching spy is like being a parched desert traveler, seeing the 700-dollar oasis, but whenever you get close to it, it gets further away, and you realize your pockets are even emptier than before and the thirst isn't quenched
[+5] u/Odd_Papaya8305: I guess oil sectors decline from here
[+5] u/log1ck1717: Who else is holding some cash atm?
[+5] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: CRWD u POS LMFAO
I LOVE CANNED SOUP
[+5] u/Sorry_Character_1771: price action in MSTR at the end of the day makes it seem like somebody is going to smoke BTC overnight.
[+5] u/xsystxsyst: Cant Even remember how stocks can be Green
[+5] u/log1ck1717: I have a feeling tmr is still going to be a red day, but not as intense as tdy.
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: bro getting a pass for killing a good working economy and initiating global war
[+5] u/Brawmethius: "330 MM rug pull" - the tardo cries as he bets his last wendys double stack.
"You dont understand, it isnt that I dont understand what I am trading, its that 'someone's moving trillions of dollars daily to fuck me."
"Yes I will still open the same 0dte single leg position tomorrow on this vibe."
[+5] u/JakeSal10: I feel like we might revisit the 674-676 level before one more rally into the end of the week
[+5] u/Oglifter8336: Waiting for $VIX to spike to 60 and then see what happens from there.
[+5] u/obvious_scjerkshill: Okay time to go all in on palantir as the ultimate put on America
[+5] u/moorhound: I'm happy to announce that the heinous terrorist attack committed by Texas Roadhouse against my colon has been abated. Shitting lanes are secured to allow me safe passage to go to Ikea. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/SpiritedVoice6248: The SPY ytd chart looks like a friggin cardiogram
[+5] u/NegativeAlphaLLC: Here’s the breakdown of the last 4 days for the SPY:
Open at 693. Volume 72 MM.
Open at 683. Volume 83 MM.
Open at 678. Volume 87 MM.
Open at 675. Volume 99 MM.
And you think the play is calls?
[+5] u/modder9: Usually I’m tapped into ME affairs, but I’ve been taking a break cause it’s exhausting sometimes. Are the Houthis getting involved yet?
That could really send us drilling if both straits get closed.
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: 🥭 better not send one of those Obama airplanes full of cash before we all get our 5k Doge checks
[+5] u/PossibilityLocal5335: What was this today lol? "It is war, hmm should I buy gold at a discount, defense stocks, or corn.. Corn it is!" 🤪
[+5] u/Regardedcontrarianx: Retail regards keep giving opportunity to load up on puts before dump. Thank you 🙏
[+5] u/hallett21: Bears!!!! LMFAO
Just getting ready.
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: FRIES IN THE BAG BUL. SHAKE ASS TOO
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: NVDA $180 is the final value of the totality of every AI forecast forever
[+5] u/qui_tam_gogh: It’s OK, ChatGPT just entered into an agreement to plan the war
[+5] u/baller1able: SPY already setting up for another -1% day tomarrow 😭
[+5] u/ResidentPack4103: Blowing Newports tryna decide if I'm gonna sell my avgo calls n full port shares
[+5] u/cannythecat: Can you imagine the melt down people would have if we had to get rate hikes this year. Bol would be shaking, screaming, crying
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: 🎶The Dow The Dow right now, is almost 7 thou🎶
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: So..... ASTS going back to ATH this week?
[+5] u/According-Page8618: the past 30 trading days, green hourly candle first in AH: green day
red hourly candle : red day
i just pick random shit to buy calls on and it works somehow lo
[+5] u/Cold_Respond_7656: I knew we shot down one of our own jets, didn’t realize we since shot down another 2
[+5] u/cashflow_: The funniest thing in the world to me is when Colombian chicks complain about a food having too much seasoning lol. Not even spicy just seasoning. The food they eat here is so bland
[+5] u/Bluesquare9: Does anyone have sage advice for holding futures positions? Somehow I have the stomach for options but not for futures. I made some profit off crude futures this week but kept jumping in and out which was self-defeating.
[+5] u/ismebbb: Being stuck in this range feels like groundhog day
[+5] u/Salty-Bar-1975: I'm locked inside my mom's Chrysler guys
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: That faint sound you hear are boots on the ground
[+5] u/Gutzzu: I am ALL IN on calls
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: I dislike the current American *regime* as much as the next guy with two brain cells to rub together, but idk why people think it’s such a fuckin checkmate to say “illegal war” lol like, show me a legal one
[+5] u/Sick0h: SPY still at 680 despite it feeling like the market is dead as fuck lmao
[+5] u/gen_x_og_0DTE: KOSPI taking it in the sacs again already down 6% after yesterday's 7%
[+5] u/OptionGamble: Remember futures being green every night?
[+5] u/31andnotdone: they raided another rub n tug here.
where will bers go now
[+5] u/Commercial-District1: I’m proud to be a bottom 99% commenter
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Updating my resume, trying to work on my drug dealing past. How is this?
**Marijuana Dealer and Nefarious Dude**
Central and Southeastern United States
2009 - 2016
• Intuitive Understanding of Supply and Demand Economics
• Good With Money
• Ran my own Delivery Service
• Had a Consistent Clientele with High Customer Satisfaction
• Gained Intimate Access to Several very Exclusive County Jails
• Learned a Valuable Life Lesson
[+5] u/cripky: some of you leave nothing but pain and misery in your wake and it shows
[+5] u/alfred250: Thank you to the paper hand that sold me 25k worth of calls for 5 grand this morning
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/InternationalTop2410 made a bet that SLV would go to 100.0 within **3 days** when it was 85.265 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 21 losses
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[+5] u/beachsandwichen: I have a question, what would happen if everyone just quit listening to orange
[+5] u/Killersax: Japan is falling hard
[+5] u/Mission_Asparagus_17: Look at all the bulls hype from that brief green
opening up below 675 tomorrow
[+5] u/Random_Yoohooser: All I know about the Middle East is that Moses led his people through it 6,000 years ago or whatever and now it hasn’t stopped since then
[+5] u/cashflow_: I ordered quest nacho chips and a quest peanut butter cookie
This has been a cashflow snack update
[+5] u/plannedgravy: Just a casual reminder that I [called it](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rjniae/daily_discussion_thread_for_march_03_2026/o8ewkef/) this morning.
For more unsolicited investment advice, buy my [book](https://www.target.com/p/charmin-ultra-soft-toilet-paper-forever-roll-starter-kit/-/A-94904365?preselect=94661647#lnk=sametab).
[+5] u/DCHamar: Create a planet, put most of the valuable resources into one constipated region, make humans in that region hate each other, enjoy the show
[+5] u/mugirawraw: trading options for a full year fucked my mental and emotions. Not even happy that my port is at ATH 😭😭😭
[+5] u/Careless-Maize-8915: MSFT calls probably saved a few asses today
[+5] u/cantTankThisFox: Putting my paycheck on SNDK if it goes below 550
[+5] u/Stocks_N_Bondage: # "Palantir a dreamin'"
Sung to the tune of "California Dreamin" by the Mamas and the Papas
🎶🎵
Lead: *"All my stocks are down"*
Chorus: *"All his stocks are down"*
Lead: *"So I'm sad today"*
Chorus: *"Yes he's sad to-dayyyy"*
Lead: *"I can't take a walk"*
Chorus: *"He can't take a walk"*
Lead: *"Cuz it's a trading day"*
Chorus: *"Revenge tradin' to-dayyyy"*
Lead: *"I'd be flush with cash if Trump had nothin' to sayyyy"*
Chorus: *"He'd still be flushing cash down his toilet each dayyyy"*
Lead: *"Palantir a dreamin', on such a trading dayyyyy...."*
🎶🎵
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Americans too lazy to sell as hard as Koreans
[+5] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: It’s not. Bers eat shit and commit their usual rainbow sex.
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Someone bought 2 696 XSP calls at open for $247. Minutes later worth $8
[+5] u/im_burning_cookies: Smells like a warm Summers Eve in here 🍲👃
[+5] u/Randy_Online: Tom Lee’s pompadour has been a bit flaccid lately.
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Wow she must not care about money
[+5] u/WillasTyrell: IRGC gonna slaughter bulls like it’s Eid
[+5] u/Overall-Fold-9720: They keep with the "We annihilated all Iranian military capabilities" after each bombing
The problem is that these days the bombings are happening few hours apart, so it has a lot less weight
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: I think my boss has dementia
[+5] u/itsnotshade: Red at night, bols delight
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: Mmm this product tastes so good. I might have it all for dinner 🍔
[+5] u/modder9: At least you know what is about to kill you. Normally people are surprised by it.
[+5] u/elephantsaregray: 700 tomorrow. If you think otherwise you're being political
[+5] u/cannythecat: Did Iran bomb SNDK as well
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: You sound like me, talkin bout muh hawg
(I'm a notorious liar 😭)
[+5] u/neverturndownagain: Googl might Break out tomorrow
[+5] u/modder9: Bols are writing fanfic. Embarassing.
[+5] u/btoned: Dumb AF. Swings are the only way to play this market. Holding overnight is the real gamble.
[+5] u/housemouse431: 100 pts up on nq, 15 mins later 100 pts down.
[+5] u/dabblesest: Red sky at night, bols delight.
But I said that last night so who tf knows. Good luck everyone, I believe in you even if you don’t believe in yourself you goddamn pussy.
[+5] u/Hairy_Muff305: Dahhhhmmm if that happens I’ll be partying, holding calls as I figure short term it should bounce.
[+5] u/FolloMiSensi: Spy below 100 days average, the sale continues
[+5] u/mark1forever: puts on spy first thing in the morning.
[+5] u/gavbot_1213: Ok real question - why does Tom Lee catch strays in here so much? Is he fundamentally wrong a good bit of the time?
[+5] u/Vort3x7689: Hes pretty much bullish no matter what and puts out insane projections. He projected bitcoin at 200k last year. Hes mostly just entertainment for cnbc and not a real analyst
[+5] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FUCKNOOBS** bet **MSTR** goes from **132.62** to **140.58** before **04-Mar-2026 05:53 PM EST**
Their record is 1 wins and 13 losses.
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[+5] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Cramer said last night that he’s lost confidence in Microsoft and it’s considering selling it.
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: I asked AI and it said most subreddits allow posts after 500 karma meanwhile game sucks ass groups make it a minimum 1200 karma to posts haha no wonder those dumb asses r still buying that shitty stock
[+5] u/GamblingMikkee: Every foreign market down 5% and we are flat
[+5] u/No_Debt5142: selling calls and puts has been fantastic in this market.
[+5] u/vandalofnation: It just seems like they are doing nothing because all they are doing is taking about you behind your back.
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: You talk like my PawPaw
[+5] u/plannedgravy: Works everytime until it doesn’t.
[+37] u/Marcostbo: Korean traders right now
https://preview.redd.it/36707748gymg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99adcb2ab62dedf2cb924134cc50e7209b36c64f
[+31] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: At least George W had the brain power to make up a story before Iraq.
[+30] u/hioman01: Everyone goes to bed now. I will monitor the situation.
[+29] u/Contango_withme: I put 3 kids through college trading options…
But they weren’t my kids.
[+28] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: #whatever you do don't look at Korea markets bol
[+26] u/hiphopanonomos: Reports of a nuke going off, sources say it was my port
[+24] u/Ghost-1969: This is the first time im hearing about the korea market an now im a accredited expert on the ongoing situation 🕵♀️
[+22] u/Xzlk: Watching Chinese media is hilarious cause the headlines are literally: Alibaba executive warns of US dominance in AI.
It’s literally our same headlines, but reversed. It’s all just panican bullshit.
[+19] u/Usedillusion7: In order to get into the mind of a wsb permabull I talked to my 14 year son today and the results will shock you.
[+18] u/whodey84: Just heard at the Korean Stock Exchange: "You must construct additional pylons"
[+18] u/BobsBurners420: Bears won in Korea. Contagion is spreading to the US. Communism imminent.
[+18] u/EarthquakeCrater: Some of you are exit liquidity and it shows
[+17] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Rich dudes on WSB 🤝 Poor dudes on WSB .. both not having jobs
[+17] u/TapIllustrious2366: Can you imagine when we are all in nursing homes and in our dementia induced diarrhea episodes we start yelling out: get rekd bolz! Big green shrek dick dumb berz! Regard!
[+17] u/Bigddaddi: Im tired of Orange idiot 😩😩😩
[+17] u/nosebeerz420: Pretty numb from everything these days being a “nothing burger” Epstein files, ww3, until I see a mushroom cloud I’m buying calls
[+17] u/SaveTheAles: Evergreen could do the funniest thing right now and get a container ship stuck in the strait.
[+17] u/mr_stupid_face: Sir, I just asked you if the Buffalo Wing sauce was spicy. A simple “I am not sure” would have been ok.
[+16] u/Standard-Top-5942: imagine a US small business owner working your ass off to produce a kickass wine or olive oil sourced from spain only to have mango cancel all trade with spain because they are critical of trump starting a war
[+16] u/No-Sympathy-686: Were any of you fuckers here for the Covid circuit breakers.
Man, them were the days....
[+16] u/SquirtleStomp: Why doesn't Korea just print more Anime? Are they stupid
[+16] u/SPYto999: We now fight wars the same way some of you trade options. No plan or exit strategy, just vibes and an expiration date that we'll never see because we're getting margin called long before that day ever arrives.
[+16] u/Diet_Water: Sad watching fat cuck Tom Lee trying to pump the market. Looks shaky, nervous and sweaty with a broken voice. Dude doesn’t even believe it himself
[+15] u/CalRippedken: I kinda miss the guy who would fumble through a teleprompter, answer two scripted questions, and then go eat an ice cream cone.
[+15] u/B2BContinuum: Gonna change my porn name to Brent Crude
[+15] u/This_Choice_1561: I’m just gonna
🫱⭕️🫲
[+15] u/Historical_Bother274: God imagine you inherit the strongest booming economy ever and the only thing you do is try to speedrun its decline in multiple ways. If your retarded tariffs dont work you just start random wars and your followers keep eating it up
[+15] u/No-Sympathy-686: Them Korean bois be wildin
[+15] u/Ghost-1969: Breaking news 🚨🚨🚨
Kpop idols are buying the dip
[+15] u/SquirtleStomp: Dubai's market is getting crushed, its a bad day to be an Instagram escort
[+15] u/DeltaP2SavetheE: Thousands of lives rest on the shoulders of Pete “Just a Couple” Hegseth
[+14] u/soad1331: Some of these other investing subs.
27m "how am I doing? I have 300k in my Roth, 200k in my 401 k blah blah blah"
Bitch I just gave some rando behind Wendy's a BJ to buy another SPY call.
[+14] u/Diet_Water: One day, the V’s stopped coming
[+14] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Shit man I feel so sorry for the Koreans, their ETF is like only up 20% YTD now
[+14] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Oh sweet jesus -11% in south korea
congrats trump you fucking did it
[+14] u/SquirtleStomp: Who up monitoring their situation so hard rn
[+14] u/sami_regard: Let's get a breaker please. This is primed for a breaker already. Stop edging all of us.
[+14] u/Bravadette: Seems like Elon's really been out of the public eye for a good minute now. Not sure if good or bad.
[+14] u/fruitloop00001: Kayaking across the strait of Hormuz right now, will comment again in a few hours if I make it
[+14] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Moving our missile interceptors AWAY from the nuclear armed nation with missiles that CAN reach us to protect the gulf from the NON nuclear armed nation who CAN'T reach us is certainly a choice
[+14] u/Proton404x: # wait, who’s paying for this war?
[+13] u/rixxxand: 70% of you never heard of the KOSPI until today
[+13] u/Competitive_Ride: Just zoomed out on the Korean index. It’s up like a 100% in one year why are people freaking out lmao
[+13] u/No-Sympathy-686: Fuck it, just dump this shit.
[+13] u/abroadbroadband: Someone paid $16.4 million for Pikachu printed on a piece of cardboard encased in plastic
This is why we are at war with Iran
[+13] u/aioliravioli: if you bought ORCL 1 year ago
today you would be >!retarded!<
[+13] u/barelyreadsenglish: How I know you're unemployed
[+12] u/baodown12: South Korean stock market halted after 8% crash, triggering circuit breaker.
[+12] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Took quite literally less than half of his tenure to embroil the entire planet in a Middle East war
[+12] u/sami_regard: exact same down trend as last night.... we gonna see -2% tonight.
[+12] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Greed and fear really brings out the worst in us.. ugly in here tonight
[+12] u/Eastern-Joke-7537: Marco Rubio is talking fast.
That CAN’T be good. 😂
[+12] u/InterestingDuty825: I feel incredibly sad for people making jokes about people dying. Is there no empathy anymore. It does seem like general mass only cares about themselves and their immediate family. What a selfish world. I love money but fuck everyone making death jokes.
[+12] u/Mahrez-: Is this seriously the outcome 🥭 voters wanted?
[+12] u/caillouminati: The Korean Won has become the Korean Lost
[+12] u/EarthquakeCrater: Guys, used this opportunity to get a 2012 Hyundai Elantra at 17.5% for 84 months. Keep the powder dry fellas.
[+12] u/PositiveEdge4361: Who’s the ayatollah of Ecuador?
[+12] u/soad1331: Strong support at $6,750.
I don't know what I'm talking about or if it's correct but I'm going with it.
[+12] u/abroadbroadband: I guess it's time for p--
For p--
# 🤢
# puts 🤮🤮🤮🤮
[+12] u/colinr813: I was browsing the discussion this past weekend and I saw many comments saying "SPY 700", "Nothing burger", "Green by open", are those guys even alive right now?
[+12] u/BLVCKYOTA: Back from an admin ban and I blame consumers.
[+12] u/Xzlk: Korea does not have a plunge protection team like we do ig
[+11] u/SquirtleStomp: If South Koreas stock market was so important, why haven't I heard of it before today????
[+11] u/BenisSpaghetti: Everyone here is cool. Except that one dude directly above me. 🙄
[+11] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: This korea shit would be funny if I didnt have like 5 months salary in VXUS
[+11] u/WocketWaccoon: We’re shitposting while Koreans having the worst day in their lives
[+11] u/goober2341: Are Americans generally aware of how much the rest of the world hates them?
[+11] u/legible_print: The middle east is on fire and the strait of hormuz is getting closed off and on and fucking idiots are coming in here like, “Lol what happened to Korea???”
[+11] u/legible_print: “Fuck this market bro” yeah cause it’s the market that’s making the fucked up decisions
[+11] u/bullhunter469: Koreans just recovered +5% in 30 minutes. NASDAQ = KOSPI times 10
QQQ tomorrow = +50%
[+11] u/RickySitts: What’s all this noise about the Korean stock market down 12%
Are we fuk?
[+11] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Would you have reelected him if that eclipse had blinded him on live television?
[+11] u/DiamondHands667: Wake up. Buy calls. Take profit. Rinse and repeat
[+11] u/melancholicmuse1: Can we officially call the S Korean meltdown
“K Pop” ?!
[+11] u/No_Skirt_4689: SPY $700 any day now
[+11] u/patrick8515: And remeber no swaps . Outgoing only .
[+11] u/bullhunter469: Bears who bought puts at close are EXTREMELY MAD becuase Hormuz closure turned out to be fake and gay and not straight lmao
[+11] u/poopy_wizard132: Spy is like 2% from its ATH...
[+11] u/Ok_GAINZ: The S&P has never lost a war.
[+11] u/Throwaway18987987: I remember when Spy 400 was a huge deal. Is this what it’s like getting old?
[+11] u/unikuenobody: I keep filling my tank $2 at a time when i go out on anticipation. But -$50k yolo, meh, gotta' be done. Makes me miss when I was addicted to good ol' fashion drugs.
[+10] u/rcantu314: World markets crashing , meanwhile 🌽 “guess I’ll be green all day”
[+10] u/TheBurningTitan: I feel like spiderman for the last 2 days like something catastrophic gonna happen
[+10] u/portfoliorating: # I MISS mr. BlDEN... all he said was "DON'T"
AND WORLD PEACE
[+10] u/EarthquakeCrater: Are there Wendy’s in Korea? Where do Korean degens go?
[+10] u/RageQuitHero: 3 days in a row with the same script
[+10] u/cbusoh66: I hardly use that cesspool X or Twitter but it's so funny every other post is someone is asking @grok is this real? @grok can you verify this? @grok did this shit actually happened?
trillions of dollars spent to be able to post slop, no real breakthrough application, no cure for diseases, no new scientific discovery, nothing of value, just pure AI slop for entertainment and disinformation. Our future as a human race is so fucking bleak.
[+10] u/Disconn3cted: SPY 420 is not a meme
[+10] u/spyputs1: They need to send Florida man to Iran, that man is wild and unpredictable
[+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Looks like we’re not getting the 4x and 5x leveraged ETFs 😔
[+10] u/Ok_Environment_3618: Another shit show tomorrow
[+10] u/Karl151: Korean market is down 16% in two days, that is crazy, imagine the SPY down that much
[+10] u/OG_L0c: You know we're in a recession when 49 year old Floyd Mayweather will come out of retirement to fight 3 times this year
[+10] u/Disconn3cted: How are you gonna start WWIII without preparing your interceptors first
[+10] u/milodino12: Kim Jong Un to tweet “now is a good time to buy”
Kospi over 9000
[+10] u/theummeower: My biggest regret is being poor
[+10] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: GENERATIONAL DYING OPPORTUNITY!
[+10] u/Slow-Astronaut-2135: Guess were invading Ecuador tonight now. That'll help things rebound.
[+10] u/Inevitable_Pilot1353: US Navy tells industry officials there's no availability for naval escorts - Lloyd's List
[+10] u/Pete26l96: if you're feeling bad, remember that it could be worse, you could be a novo nordisk investor
[+10] u/arandompeanut766: Mr President I’m sick of winning. Can we please start losing 🙏
[+10] u/disishowedoit: Hey guys. I recently got out of the hospital for suicide watch. I know I’m speaking to a bunch of regards on Reddit right now there is support and there is a reason for you living. I know it’s hard
Sometimes but you’ll never know if tomorrow would have been the day your portfolio popped off
[+10] u/Alone_Education_2530: The U.S. conducting joint military operations in Ecuador now.
[+10] u/wilhelm96: Korean KOSPI down 20% from its recent all-time highs in just 48 hours has shattered the record for the fastest bear market in history
[+10] u/spyputs1: Bols, have you tried longing the vix? It’s going up
[+10] u/TheOriginalBIG: overnight being red makes me scared for my puts
[+10] u/the_mind_goblin1: all these international markets are crashing and we shall absorb all of their sweet cash
[+10] u/brute-forced: #THIS IS STILL THE TOP
[+10] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: Dry powder bros. Lets watch these Europoors and Koreans panic sell again, and buy it right up. Taco 100%
[+10] u/TelevisionCool2806: I deadass fullported MU calls expiring this week. I’m retarded and am going to end it all
[+10] u/vanceraa: we’re really tracking a country’s index with a smaller mcap than nvda
[+10] u/proret4rd: It'll rally again tomorrow
[+10] u/DieCastDontDie: stocks didn't go down. dollar went up.
[+10] u/Rigor_Morpheus: Kospi -10% hope my goat faker portfolio makes it
[+10] u/EarthquakeCrater: If these puts print I’m getting an Arby’s beef and cheddar on Friday.
[+10] u/TheNicestRedditor: You should see a doctor for that
[+10] u/ThetaGrim: This comment is actually bullish
[+10] u/Spezalt4: 2027. It’s the 100 year anniversary of the PLA. Nothing gets Chinese dongs harder than auspicious numbers
[+9] u/ThouOne: Holy shit, Nikkei down another 3%. Tf are they panicking for? Something happened over in Japan, no way they’re down 8% in 3 days for a war on the other side of the world.
[+9] u/colinr813: I'M BACK
I'm sure most of you have wondered where I have been the past week. Some of you may have even speculated that I was the ayatollah and got got by the U.S. and Israel. Nope, just a 7 day ban for making a slightly offensive joke about Krystal employees.
[+9] u/One_Impression_2253: and for my next trick, i’ll lose my port blindfolded!!!
[+9] u/mapsosa: Yall got anymore of that copium? smoked all of mine last two days
[+9] u/cow_grass: Goofy ass market. Dumps at night pumps at open. Cycle and repeat
[+9] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: Never expected my first year of trading to have
✅ -the worst 1-day crash since 1929
✅-the worst one day silver crash in history
✅-the worst silver crash in general since 1980
✅-front row seats to WW III
But I'm here for it. Spark up the pizza and burgers, and put the fries in the bag.
[+9] u/_LakeCity_: This shit's going to be hotter than Vanna White in 1988.
[+9] u/Eddyrancid: Fiiiine, I'll buy the scary dip at 10am and make money all day again
[+9] u/Mysterious-Device-53: We should run the government. We’ve got experts in everything here 🤣🤡
[+9] u/jeffynihao: Holy fuxk south Korea actually hit a circuit breaker
[+9] u/BenisSpaghetti: If Japan doesn't secure oil soon, they may revert to a more traditional fuel. 🐋
[+9] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: Tested a fart and got margin called
[+9] u/bullhunter469: KOSPI market cap is literally smaller than NVIDIA, -10% or -69% or +269% don't matter LMAO
Just like the bears' gay lives LMAO
[+9] u/vanceraa: it’s all worth it we killed some 85 year old who was probably gonna die next year anyway
[+9] u/bigmeatbag: Surely BTS can save the Korean market
[+9] u/NunuTitobu: Like 90 percent of us are going to get blown up by drones someday
[+9] u/wyudtix: the redditor above this comment goons to nancy pelosi
[+9] u/aioliravioli: Israel said no more aid they want a "partnership" with US
# LMAO
[+9] u/SaveTheAles: I mean yea gas prices are rising, inflation is creeping up but have you seen the dow? 40000.
[+9] u/kalakesri: Maduro let himself get captured to recruit Diddy to the axis of resistance
[+9] u/SaveTheAles: The economy is so bad sign spinners are making a comeback, if you need me I'll be on the corner of 5th for little Caesars hot and ready
[+9] u/SaveTheAles: Is Iran going to have a lot more paralympians this year?
[+9] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Poor Koreans, their index went from +46% YTD to +20% YTD in two days🥺
How will they survive this recession and disaster 🙏
[+9] u/dopeadult: daily reminder that nothing matters so just do whatever you want
[+9] u/identifiedlogo: What is this Korean drama 🎭
[+9] u/LarryStink: Not to be the ber of bad news but a lot of the past recessions came when the economy was tip toeing on the edge of breaking but hadn't actually broke yet and oil supply shocks tipped the scale into an unstoppable momentum. Couple that with a fed thats now hawking about inflation risk from this war, if they hold rates for a few more meeting that might be the nail in the coffin.
Anyways spy calls tomorrow or something
[+9] u/ZombieDracula: CENTCOM confirms Iran fired 500+ ballistic missiles and 2000+ UAVs targeting Qatar, UAE, Kuwait, Israel, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, Iraq. Gulf states report even higher numbers detected amid ongoing US-Iran conflict.
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: I feel like I’ve seen this movie…
Like literally every night for the past few days
[+9] u/portfoliorating: # WHEN HE SAID: I AM GONNA BOMB 💣 THE SHlT OUT OF THEM 💥
**HE MEANT OUR PORTFOLIO.**
SO FKED UP.... ALL MONEY GONE....
[+9] u/Unusual-Exercise-462: spy drops for first 30ish minutes of open and then we buy calls?
[+9] u/Unemployable1593: what's the market ever done for me
[+9] u/ResolutionAny8159: Can someone give me the cliff notes on Korea right now
[+9] u/AFTCP: Some of yall have never lived through a market crash and it shows.
[+9] u/Guhbigly: Tomorrow is going to be the greenest of day. I can feel it off the futes +0.01% bound
[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: Dubais fragility is in the spotlight - big tech companies have all shut down buisness there in the past 24 hours. That city will fall extremely quickly becouse without a steady stream of tourism and investment it becomes clear that all theyve got is some fancy buildings in a desert. Just one year of frontline stress and its rapid growth turns into instant bankruptcy
[+9] u/habfranco: The "escort the tankers" announcement is just terrible. It's not only an admission that it's a worry, but he's also ready to risk human lives and billions of dollars on it.
[+8] u/TapIllustrious2366: A second tower has struck the futes
[+8] u/Dabbymcgee69: Metal gang we are so back
[+8] u/bullhunter469: Fucking bears salivating at the worthless Korean stock market drop lmao shit doesnt MATTER lmao
When KOSPI went up 200% in a year, what did SPY do? +15%
LMAO
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: South Korea faces one of the world's highest household debt burdens, with debt-to-GDP at 93.7% and debt-to-disposable income exceeding 180% as of 2024–2025.
These retards belong here
[+8] u/portfoliorating: # 🗣️ I WANT JOE BACK! AND MY MONEY BACK TOO
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: Markets at night: it’s so over
Markets at open: we’re so back
[+8] u/Alone_Education_2530: I opened VOO thinking it was SPY and thought we plunged $50. Regard mode is in full effect.
[+8] u/Pury101: This is prime unemployment hour 👀...
[+8] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Crank hog if you're a bol, crank another dudes hog if ber
[+8] u/severed02: Going to bed early. Fix this mess by the morning, Europoors.
[+8] u/ShopWhileHungry: BREAKING NEWS: SPY was hit by friendly fire Patriot system
[+8] u/Disconn3cted: This is all part of God's divine plan.
I don't know what my portfolio did to encourage God's wrath though
[+8] u/nadoterisback: futes falling fast
my favorite alliteration
[+8] u/sha1dy: # CAN TRUMP PLEASE STOP BOMBING MY CALLS
[+8] u/Eddyrancid: What region just woke up and chose fucking cowardice
[+8] u/TapIllustrious2366: This is going to affect the trout population isn’t it
[+8] u/tonitoni919: Will my KPOP etf be okay?
[+8] u/EyeSea7923: Man I miss rallies so much
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: 100% of WSB regards wipe out by Friday if this shit show continues LMAOOO
[+8] u/noaholic: Wait two hours after the market is open, buy calls and take profit
[+8] u/patricktu1258: Can’t imagine how much korean hate 🥭
[+8] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said he thinks we’re “very close to a bottom”
[+8] u/Applesauce9210: $PLTR should be $30 a share
[+8] u/____whatever___: He may cut off the trade in Spain but he’ll never stop the rain on the plains
[+8] u/SaveTheAles: Good thing we waiting til after the bell on Friday so it would be all wrapped up by Monday morning so it didn't affect the stock market.
[+8] u/ShopWhileHungry: How nice of America helping Iran converting these ships into submarines
[+8] u/LongCucumber3710: When do we start buying the dip on margin?
[+8] u/MadSkyGlider: KOSPI HALTED AFTER -8%
[+8] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: So other exchanges are getting circuit breakers, are we due for something or is it because of oil for them.
[+8] u/NOMADGRUBS: My 401K match starts this week, the fact I’m getting in at these prices is making my bussy wet
[+8] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: The market is falling off the cliff.
[+8] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Damn I should’ve bought Pokemon cards
[+8] u/barmeloxanthony10: I cant believe i invested in south korea this morning😭😭
[+8] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: You bought a Hyundai ?
[+8] u/SquirtleStomp: Analysis: market will be green tomorrow. Why? I didnt see the red moon at my house this morning.
[+8] u/Haikoe: The dumping will continue until morale improves
[+8] u/ai___________: I think Epstein caused this. Israel has the Epstein tape and forced 🥭 to join
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: #JUST COLLAPSE ALREADY
[+8] u/LarryStink: 🥭 said dow 50k but he meant spx 5000
[+8] u/nebuloushazybull: Having moved from the best I mean West coast some time ago, all I can say is- I am so FUCKING done with all this snow. Please just stop. I just want to lunge it back in the sky from wherest it came but sadly these evil, grinning tiny speckled snowflake motherfuckers keep dropping and dropping without any mercy. I am so DONE cleaning my car, cleaning myself, and having to shelter in basically because of it. I hate you SNOW.
[+8] u/colinr813: Reminder that when you say something is "actually bullish" it makes you sound like a fucking idiot.
[+8] u/mapsosa: this is all because that guy dropped $400k in MU. market won’t stop dumping until he gets margin called
[+8] u/astrawberryandakiwi: If China makes their move on Taiwan, I’m going to retire early. Imagine not holding poots
[+8] u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil: Korean market is getting railed harder than Iran
[+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Claude had no exit strategy for the war it started and they fired antropic. Chatgtp just said *u r correct* to everything and grok wanted to revive hitler and wipe izrael probably.
So we are here now...
[+8] u/Goldonthehorizon: When missiles fly it’s time to buy 🚀
[+8] u/SaveTheAles: My AI gf just broke up with me. But the Dow is over 50000 right guys?
[+8] u/itsgodsposterchild: Greatest dip buying opportunity of a lifetime
-bol drunk off deloosion
[+8] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: just got a 77" tv, everything looks so nice. can't wait till I get used to it and it's just whatever and then i'm like "hmm maybe I shoulda gotten an +80" we are never satisfied.
[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: South Korea must be angry we're taking their shiny missile interceptors away from the nuclear armed nation just a couple of miles from them
[+8] u/Swaggerpro: Well, some people can. I am not one of them
[+8] u/IslandExact429: Eva Lovia
I want you
[+8] u/enc-nyc: Filled my bathtub and cohvefe maker with gasoline. Feel super smart will sell it to retards later when gas is $200 per gallon.
[+8] u/IslandExact429: It is YOUR job to go to every random sub and troll the shit out of everyone
[+8] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Oil / energy is a big cost input, plus the gold drop
[+8] u/jerm2z: We're talking about taking care of our AI girlfriends yes?
[+8] u/Frozen_Shades: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: Always remember, you have to suffer before you make money.
[+7] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Call in my Greek chicken salad: $15.
Go pick it up: “That’ll be $25”
*What? I called it in.*
“Oh. You’re not DoorDash!.?.”
*No. I am not.*
“$15 then.”
Mufuggers getting fleeced in these streets.
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I can see it now. Market will be down 5% tomorrow, then creep back up -4.5% and bols be like, BERS SO FUKT, LMAO 🤣
[+7] u/wyudtix: Operation Epic Liquidation
[+7] u/RamseyHatesMe: South Korean market down 10% FFS.
[+7] u/DeezSpicyNuts: You ever see a girl talking to other guys and get that feeling like damn, I’m just another hot dog in the cannon aren’t I? 😔
[+7] u/MusingsAndMind: me during a dip:
"i aint buyin' SHIT. maybe when the prices go back up I'll put some in but until then, saving cash."
[+7] u/soad1331: "Who do you have in mind to take over and lead Iran?"
🍑"Well we had some people in mind but they're dead. We had some other people in mind as well but they may also be dead."
[+7] u/IslandExact429: Travis Scott is garbage
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: Oh good we are back in the dump overnight, pump to flat, then dump more trend. Havent seen this in like 18 months.
[+7] u/rcantu314: Someone commented the ticker EWY ETF a few days ago and was tempting to buy , so glad I didn’t
[+7] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: I cant taste anything sweet.. life isnt the same anymore
[+7] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Is it going to continue to drop? Is everyone bitch?
[+7] u/dweeegs: Chinese tech doesn’t have a bottom btw
[+7] u/IllBuyYourCar: We hit a 3 month low today, probably bullish
[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: IMAGINE if china just said fuckit and went for Taiwan rn
[+7] u/Reasonable_Roger: Fuck. My calls aren't even going to open 80% down. Them shits gonna open at a penny with no bid.
[+7] u/Swaggerpro: He might’ve been old and decrepit but Joe Byron wouldn’t have done this
[+7] u/zer0_chance284: you think korea gives a fuck about a 10% drop? theyre up over 100% yoy
[+7] u/mrjim87x: I bet the people with options or margin care a lot
[+7] u/drizzyjake7447: Just waiting for Jim Cramer’s signal
[+7] u/Frozen_Shades: These snozberries taste like snozberries
[+7] u/HonestScar7176: Turned $150 into $1400 today. This is probably the 20th time I’ve done this. I know as soon as I try it with more money I’m gonna lose
[+7] u/OverallExamination42: Day 3,445 of trying to get rich is tomorrow, gotta lock in
[+7] u/Coogiez: Someone check on the MU guy
[+7] u/Largeshmarge: We already did this last night
[+7] u/BigGain_Shrek: Bitcoin drops below 65k tomorrow
[+7] u/TheRealTruru: Some massive shockwave/explosion in sky over south BC/Vancouver area? Anyone else on west coast?
[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Boy I can't wait for my vacation to Dubai tomorrow
[+7] u/BillyShears2015: Fucking Ecuador? CAN WE FIGHT JUST ONE WAR AT A GAWDDAM TIME???
[+7] u/Professional_Sea894: The South Korean degenerates needed this circuit breaker. They're leveraged to the tits in speculative shit, acting like TSLL is their version of VOO. I live here and I’ve tried so hard to get people to sell, but they wouldn't listen. It'll be fun to talk to them today.
[+7] u/D1finalboss: Smells like charcoal bul meat in here
[+7] u/DragonFruit-_-777: If you invest in Memory like MU or SNDK, YOU’RE IN FOR A VERY BAD DAY TMW LOL GGS TO YOU SUCKERS
[+7] u/SadDevelopment3049: At least I can still goon
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Japanese and Koreans gonna have some unwinding to do to cover
[+7] u/zestykite: i knew wed be down tomorrow. but i pussied out and sold half my puts. i deserve to be poor
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Idk how much longer i can hold things together brah
[+7] u/theummeower: Of course he does. Every couple of he brings up heaven for no reason and if he’ll get in.
[+7] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: When does china invade Taiwan?
[+7] u/SquirtleStomp: Venezuela was a bull trap and iran is gonna get us crushed, 🥭 was more into operations than long term logistics and planning and now our bases and allies in the middle east are getting crushed. Just like with tariffs were more about flashy moves and not strategy. Russia also rushed into a war without preparing logistics and look at them now
[+7] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Wow how embarrassing would it be if we actually ran outta ammo and they kept sending drones.
[+7] u/WocketWaccoon: North Korea stock market healthier than South Korea
[+7] u/motomeru2526: Magnitude 4.3 Earthquake in iran happened few mins ago
[+7] u/asetniop: This whole thing with the Kurds is basically exit liquidity but for war.
[+7] u/bigmeatbag: Whoa it wasn't a Kuwaiti air defense system that shot down the 3 US jets it was a Kuwaiti F/A-18 pilot that blasted them and went 3/3 with air to air missiles, that's wild. No one in history has probably shot down more US planes in air to air combat, at least not since WW2.
[+7] u/Proton404x: # I’m cash gang everyday by end of day, we’re build different.
[+7] u/Theipodrookie: Imagine bers faces tomorrow when 🥭 says the US is done in Iran and Israel is handling the rest and we hit 688 🤣
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Can't wait for the new Top Gun Kuwaiti movie to come out
[+7] u/sonofalando: Bulls panicking when SPY still has $300 to fall 💀
[+7] u/DMT1703: Orange juice, corn , and soybean futures are up.
[+7] u/Send_Lawyers: I made 20% today but I’m still mad 🌽 went up
[+7] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Yeah. Y’all are getting drafted. 💯%.
I’m 4’3”, so I’m excluded.
But I can touch rim. ⛹️ don’t fucking play.
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: We are running a train on terrorists in Ecuador too right now, apparently
https://x.com/i/status/2029018163908677882
[+7] u/soad1331: Can the Europoors save us just once?
[+7] u/foundmemory: How do I inverse that guy?
[+7] u/spyputs1: Bols are just “voo and chill” regards on steroids- change my mind
[+6] u/zestykite: we are 3% from ATH after all this going on and midterms coming up. and you think we done dumping? geetttttt ouuuutttttaaaaa heereeee
[+6] u/no_simpsons: hedged, diversified, moisturized, staying in my lane.
[+6] u/ClaytonRook: All eyes on Cracker Barrel. Thoughts and prayers the straight of Hormel remains open
[+6] u/kjl8921: We haven’t seen circuit breakers in action for awhile
[+6] u/Contango_withme: Keep shorting the market until May
[+6] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Nuclear bets on pollymarkket. Lesss goooo
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: My friend let me borrow his Chevy spark, fun little car to drive around
[+6] u/EarthquakeCrater: Where is Sam Bankman-Fried’s girlfriend when we need her?
[+6] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: RDDT is just gonna bounce back and forth between 140 and 150 till my calls expire, then immediately take off, huh?
[+6] u/Test-NetConnection: Quick in and out, 20 minute adventure! That's how these things always go in the middle east, right?
[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: Holy fkn shit down 1% already wtfff
[+6] u/Phandomtrigger: So trump declares that peeps gonna die and it’s gonna take weeks and we get a -1% 😐
[+6] u/rapsfan1515: don't come to market tomorrow bol
[+6] u/aioliravioli: RIP to the interns at MU making endless AI cat videos to keep them afloat
[+6] u/Boomer_With_Dementia: I made money on both puts and calls today. A small amount both ways, but is there a WSB term for this? Something likeDP, Bi-Curious, speedball, blue-cocaine, smarty pants, Upsy-Downsy, closet bear?
I pulled a DP today, Backside was SPY front side was GLD
[+6] u/gnanwahs: Korea KOSPI getting destroyed
[+6] u/Federal-Ad-644: Korea still up 108% on the 1Y chart vs us at 16% and y’all laughing at them? Lolz their losses are pocket change
[+6] u/Jaybru17: I’m feeling puts tomorrow. Calls it is
[+6] u/Williamnguyen62838: RED IS A LUCKY COLOR IN ASIA YOU GOTTA EMBRACE IT
[+6] u/tortu995: Do the regarded koreans know many of their stocks are at like 4x foward earnings? What are they even doing lol?
[+6] u/svpa3991: The fun part is we will get inflation/ rate cut drama in half a year just when your port begins to recover from this
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Imagine the skies of Taiwan darkening in a million Chinese drones
[+6] u/meNriveBabylon: Remember, no blaming a certain country allowed
[+6] u/dudetrustm3: So you use OIL to gauge liquidity? Yup im in WSB alright
[+6] u/definatelynotme321: This years been exhausting and we’re only a couple months in
[+6] u/version-two: Planning? Logistics? Strategy? That retard has never been in the same room with any of these “things”.
[+6] u/Eric142: wtf on mobile it says im banned permanently but on my computer it works fine?
[+6] u/9tacos: Time to unleash Godzilla
[+6] u/Bravadette: Can't help but think what a country reliant on nuclear power's stocks would look like rn .
[+6] u/SquirtleStomp: The Koreans are Selling off their Underperforming and Loser stocks to buy into America's great DOW tomorrow morning! Just You wait and see! Thank You for your attention to this Matter! DJT
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: 3am here and I’ve got a meeting at 9:30am, fully expecting to wake up to -1.5% 😵💫😵💫
[+6] u/Frozen_Shades: Burger King CEO eats Burger King burger.
[+6] u/Inca-Vacation: Bloomberg has a 2008 vibe right now.
[+6] u/Stevensz1: fellow MSFT bagholders how ya feeling
[+6] u/spyputs1: Bout to park my vessel strait in hermouz tonight
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: so are we just gonna dump overnight and pump during the day again?
[+6] u/Confident-Window4928: The bull bots being out in force all Jan and Feb was the real sign the top was in. They want you holding the bags
[+6] u/civillyRange: Daytime pump
Aftermarket dump
Tale as old as time
[+6] u/spudbro00: this must have been what Bill Murray felt like in Groundhog day
[+6] u/diunay_lomay_a: Korea are you ok ? Fuck 10%
[+6] u/East-Description-243: Fuck ASTS. They are full of shit. My puts will print!
[+6] u/TapIllustrious2366: Mike Tyson pronounces Bill Cosby as Bill KOSPI and it shows
[+6] u/EyeSea7923: I may be American, but these international markets are real pussy markets. Like wah, I'm scared. Get a president like 🥭 and you'll be desensitized.
[+6] u/NunuTitobu: For real with 🥭 at the helm a few missiles are childs play, every day is a minefield of retardation
[+6] u/SaveTheAles: I'm going to say it, 🍔 👑.
[+6] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Guys in Korea are jumping out windows and you think we’re okay at open? SMH
[+6] u/SomePolack: They produce no or very little energy (oil/gas)
Most of it comes through the strait of Hormuz, they are fucked
[+6] u/rcantu314: I’m not panicking until corn goes under 60k
[+5] u/turbotortuga76: Hell Nah! SPY is going to drill to the pits of hell tonight. Just like the last two nights before. Only buy SPY calls intra day after the selling cools off.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: NO MORE WARS!
# No, more wars!
[+5] u/Effective_Dog3089: First edition charizard down 6% ugh
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: Broooo a market index being down 12% is fucking INSANITY. Korea is one hell of a rollercoaster
[+5] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: US gonna say they have complete control over the hormuz and oil will tank within 2 weeks mark my words
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Damn they have a lot of missiles going toward Tel Aviv right now. They are making news agencies cut the camera so you can't see the missiles getting through our intercepted
[+5] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: Sell all your tech and invest in coking coal & steel like God intended.
[+5] u/portfoliorating: ***Bearrorist!!***
***MY KOREAN neighbour HAS BEEN SMOKING OUTSIDE AND YELLING AT HIS KIDS FOR 2 HOURS.***
***PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CAN'T MASTU\* HEARING IT, IT'S SO SAD***
[+5] u/EatingRawOnion: Can someone tell me what the Korean guy with 278 IQ is saying?
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Taco is the funniest trade rn. Nothing happens chud might win… honestly. But that’s not necessarily… ideal
[+5] u/TheBurningTitan: People not realizing if this war continues at least 20 countries gonna have a shit time which will chain reaction to other countries having a shit time
[+5] u/milodino12: Thanks for the cheap puts today dip buyers
[+5] u/xconnor759: Kinda crazy GameStop subreddit is still top 10
[+5] u/spyputs1: My prezi is orange, my civic is grey and I be god danged if my port ain’t red
[+5] u/ICE-FlGHT: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELLS HAPPENING
GOOGLES CRATERING
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Wen our own circuit breaker
[+5] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: I think tomorrow I'll just log on, buy some shares at about 11.30 AM and then never check it again for the day. Yeah.
[+24] u/Fkn1v1mem8: Bulls out in force ✅
Irrational premarket pump ✅
WSB euphoric ✅
Get the rug ready boys
[+24] u/borat_he_like_you: My boss thinks I'm a hardworker because I emailed something at 2 AM
It's really because I mismanaged my time during the day masturbating 4x and passing out from euphoria lmao 🤣
[+21] u/Little_Top3815: One of good thing to be trader I enjoy the most - you have much more free time to be on fresh air in nature
Because I am homeless
[+19] u/_dudehangsdong: That means red day dumbass
[+18] u/Entire-Flatworm-8498: Believe it or not - I have no fucking idea
[+18] u/swampassOG: The market is dark and full of Epstein's
[+17] u/eoiioe: Millennials are having a peak existential crisis, financial crash, covid, ww3, can’t afford housing, can’t afford food and no jobs, those boomers really hate their kids lol
[+16] u/ervelee: I had my financial analysis. I can retire at 92 for 11 minutes.
[+16] u/Joonypoo: i have invested for over 5 years and have never seen this level of fuckery that has been happening lately
[+14] u/kal14144: It is the 4th day of the great Epstien war.
[+14] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Like being a top 1% commentator is just a verification badge that you’re a loser
[+13] u/kryptonyk: This could’ve all been avoided if you said thank you
[+13] u/BaxterrStockman: ‘Iran foreign minister says US treated nuclear negotiations like a real estate deal..’
🥭’s fingerprints everywhere lol
[+13] u/Bigamungus: Bulls in this sub howling over a 0.2% rise pre-market is definitely a good indication of where we’re at tbh
[+12] u/frogboyjr: btw Korean retail traders are 10x more degenerate than anyone here. They pump billions into literal pre-revenue garbage
[+12] u/whitewashedsyrian: Stock markets worldwide are imploding and regards think it won’t spill over to us 🤡🤡🤡
[+12] u/Little_Top3815: Mods please ban these crypto retards
[+12] u/jlw993: They baited people into buying puts and flipped the script 😂
[+12] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: The stock market is a machine that turns your puts into extremely soft toilet paper for bulls
[+12] u/swampassOG: Zero chance mm's will rug us at open 👌
[+12] u/Star_Lord924: Unreal. Fucking sold my NVDA 180c because I expected today to be just like yesterday with being in deep red and took a 30% loss. If I held just ONE. MORE. FUCKING. DAY...god I hate trading.
[+11] u/Iknowyougotsole: People are realizing that other markets are ass and not as stable as 🇺🇸 so all that foreign money is going to start flowing in
[+11] u/ADespianTragedy: This market is trash, feels like russian roulette, red, green, red, green
[+11] u/NewComplaint2065: don't expect the europeans to help us when trump literally called the uk and spain stupid for not joining him in his jerkoff crusade
[+11] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Imagine if Powell raises interest rates next FOMC and then basically says Tariffs and Oil prices are the main reason why.
Offf. The breakdown from Trump would be electric
[+10] u/PutVivid6052: My portfolio is on its last legs. You are all invited to its funeral, it’ll most likely pass any day now. It’s a casual event, wear something colourful out of respect for the portfolio it once was 😢
[+10] u/borat_he_like_you: According to my research,
$1.6 trillion has been spent on AI in the U.S. since 2013
+$700 billion will be spent this year
There's 321 million Americans
So U.S. AI spending is basically $7,200 per American
This AI spending better work out because that's a lot of fucking money. And if it ends up being a waste, you might as well just give a check to every American because this shit is getting ridiculous.
[+10] u/Iknowyougotsole: There’s a secret meeting for a ceasefire. TACO alive and well.
[+10] u/Ok-Poetry-4721: Regards, never ever forget. The greatest wealth is your health.
[+10] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Dubye by now. Getting less of these retarded influencer ads 👌
[+10] u/Peppertheredfox: I just checked again…..ain’t no ayatollah in the Epstein files
[+10] u/DahyunDabFan: War is bullish, peace is bullish
[+10] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: EuroCHADS pumping the market
[+9] u/PutVivid6052: Europoors saving Ameretards yet again. Tale as old as time
[+9] u/met_art: LOL so they just stopped trading in Korea for 20 minutes 😁
[+9] u/Bloomeyer: god i love overnight calls on SPX. 20% up in 5 mins and i’m out before markets even open
(down 50% yearly)
[+9] u/frogboyjr: premarket looks strong so we probably dump today
[+9] u/Godzilla_slayer: So much uncertainty, let’s pump it!
[+9] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Kospi crashed so that dow could be flat 😮💨
[+9] u/Jesoo_: I just know americucks already spamming the sell button on this europump
[+9] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Some retard bought puts at close 🤡
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: LOL everything up pre market
Korea didn’t matter
[+9] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+9] u/eoiioe: Dam, Kospi got hit by a missile lol, that drop 😂🫡🫡 lot more Korean girlfriends will be available
[+9] u/Most_Pineapple87: looks like Iran operatives made an offer to end the war....thats why we have the bump up now
[+8] u/SkylarB02: im balls deep in 675 puts 0dte bols fucked
[+8] u/onDetop: notice how its always bearish at the most degenerate hours, i get it bears, always losing money will keep me up at night as well
[+8] u/MindYoBusin3ss: Did any of you retards even say thank you for the Dow being over 50,000 yet?
[+8] u/tinydisaster: This weirdly reminds me of 2008. I don’t feel like it all happened at once, it was big legs down and little legs up. It was just week after week after week of net 500 points down.
Edit- The other thing was suddenly something would crack. Like that auto parts private equity thing a few months back. Like suddenly something major just snaps in half and that was no longer a thing.
Anyone else getting that vibe?
[+8] u/canbolat4: Bers r now praying for nuclear war 🤣
[+8] u/gtheory1: Spy puts are getting expensive, need to figure out a better idea to short
[+8] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: In German, masturbating is pronounced VIXEN. Make with that information what you will.
[+8] u/Xelonima: This crypto activity doesn't make sense. Something is going on
[+8] u/decjr06: It's January 2027, the second cousin of Ali Khamenei has just been elected supreme leader of Iran after the 10th assassination of their leader. The straight of Hormuz is clogged with destroyed tankers and navy ships. Congress and 🥭 are currently going back and forth about "boots on the ground" Gasoline is is 4.99 a gallon
The S&P 500 is at all time highs
[+8] u/00000zero: Remember giant emoticons 😕
[+8] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Can the unemployed give us a war briefing of what happened overnight. Why are we green
[+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: The mouth hole on my cup hasn’t changed, but my ability to miss it and spill it on myself has improved
[+8] u/ConsciousScar7821: How are we in perpetual “green by open” mode, no matter how many crises we are facing right now?
[+8] u/Little_Top3815: Yes but you are gay anyway
[+8] u/SkylarB02: is multi year existential holy war priced in yet
[+7] u/ProblemOk4641: I’m certain we have a green day today!!
[+7] u/type_error: Man… can’t be good for the declining population with all the ROPE going around in South Korea.
[+7] u/Napster-mp3: The way to my heart is tacos, margs, and traveling. Wow baby, you’re so unique. Can I fingerbang you immediately?
[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: yeah, bitcoin above 70k, spy will fly today
[+7] u/happy30thbirthday: Why does everyone hate S&P at 7.000?!
[+7] u/SkylarB02: I always trade better when im banned from this place
[+7] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Asia markets fuked
Looks like another red day
[+7] u/Ok_Employment_192: ~50% of msci south korea is composed by samsung and sk hynix, so it's no surprise the index dropped so much. But why all memory stocks, including mu, are falling so hard? I'm looking forward to buy this juicy memory dip, but I'm trying to understand if there is anything I night have missed 🤔
[+7] u/Ok_Dish1650: 🌽 is the sign of what to come
[+7] u/CDulst: Middle East getting bombed again ?
PAMP IT 🌽
[+7] u/CarefulAd4757: Only have 3000 dollars in my bank account. Gonna go to Thailand and spend it all on pros 😂
[+7] u/disrepaired: I can’t believe this whole timeline is happening because of the Cincinnati zoo killed a gorilla in 2016
[+7] u/borat_he_like_you: I have two questions on some **very important** research I'm doing in the name of science
1. What % of male & female relationships involves the woman pegging the man
2. Within those relationships where the women fucks the man, what % is it because a. the woman wants to peg the man and b. the man wants to be pegged by the woman
[+7] u/Peppertheredfox: Catalytic converter removal is a job very unlikely to be impacted by AI
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Puts at open are free money? or im gay ?
[+7] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: The only thing that matters is if spx stays above 6750, if it does, don't sweat. If it doesn't, sweat profusely and buy puts
[+7] u/90sRiceWagon: Hurry up the Americans are waking up and about to pull the rug
[+6] u/ozz3121: I think we should try and involve all the countries in the world in the Iran war. We could call it, The War to End All Wars, or something like that.
[+6] u/teh_herper: # All that crying last night just for a -0.88% day
[+6] u/Most_Situation3969: I will follow spy off a cliff… maxed out my credit cards to slam the bid
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: By this point I don’t even remember what the 🐂 case for BBAI is
[+6] u/Fun-Valuable-7355: If Korea is down 10% ..but the US is only down 8%, we’re actually +2%
[+6] u/Blyadhole: wsb’s got nothing on 50x leverage South Korean degens
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: BREAKING: DONNY SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER CLAIMING SELLING STOCKS IS AN INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIME AND ALL BERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED.
[+6] u/Coffeewin: New bears experiencing their first short squeeze nightmare 🤗
[+6] u/stuffofftheroof: Guys we already did this last night. Do we have to watch a rerun?
[+6] u/Purple-Bee-: “Be greedy when others are fearful” yea tell that to my spy calls expiring tomorrow 🤦♂️
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: So it’s gonna pump like the past two days right?
[+6] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: What the fuck is going on in Korea
[+5] u/shunted22: We will pump by eow bc the money has to go somewhere. No one gets rich from the dollar.
Spy, international, metal, btc won't all stay down
[+5] u/bruhhzilla: Mogadishu500 down 7%
[+5] u/lipmanz: So American consumers paid the billions in tariff taxes to the government, and that money will now not go to the funding of the government or reducing the deficit at all but either to enrich corporations who already passed it on to the consumer and probably will keep the prices at elevated levels or lawyers for private and public enterprises as they battle it out in court…