Daily Discussion Thread for February 27, 2026

[+40] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Uniting all these states was a mistake [+36] u/Blacketn1ght: They're called puts because you put the fries in the bag [+30] u/Internal_Field5970: Another bad day to be a retard [+29] u/Tay_Tay86: Bondi quoting the dow was the top signal [+27] u/knoqd_: SPY should just fire 40% of its employees and pump to 700 [+26] u/peterpeer9: At birth, success is being alive * At age 3, success is not pooping your pants * At age 10, success is having friends * At age 16, success is having a driver's license * At age 20, success is having sex * At age 30, success is having money. * At age 40, success is having money * At age 55, success is having sex * At age 70, success is having a driver's license * At age 75, success is having friends * At age 80, success is not pooping your pants * At age 90, success is being alive We all start somewhere and finish where we start, time is the real success so use it wisely [+23] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/42x8ztvb91mg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfa79f448f87f96ae21a891cf58f0b4ff9beb28 [+23] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Brother I cannot go a day without MSFT fucking me [+21] u/zg44: Paramount-WBD combo is going to have >$100bn in debt on the books and 80% of earnings of the combo comes from declining cable TV assets. This has bankruptcy written all over it in 10 years or at the first signs of economic distress. [+21] u/ismebbb: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING. BUY TOILET PAPER AND CANNED FOOD. WE'RE NEVER GETTING ANOTHER GREEN DAY IT'S OVER [+19] u/astromouse2024: I’m selling my puts right away at open and no I don’t give a FUCK if we continue to drop. I’m gonna enjoy the weekend with no open positions [+19] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls. [+18] u/ConstantEfficiency83: I have today’s playbook Until 7:30 - wtf is happening why are we down 7:30 - LOL numbers cooked of course up we go 8:30 - First move is fake 9:30 - touch 680 or 690 9:31 - $3 V the other direction 9:32 - 3:00 - Flat and gay You’re welcome [+17] u/awetfartruinedmylife: my colleague keeps asking what do I use reddit for. I'm sure he wants to check if I'm a gambler as well lmao. YES IM HERE VISHESH [+16] u/Small-Independent-50: If my dad found out how I was gambling his inheritance he would disown me lol [+16] u/awetfartruinedmylife: "grandpa what is so special about october 29th 2025?" "It's the highest the nasdaq has ever been" [+15] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: We ruined world when we gave power to fuckin nerds intead of bullyin them [+14] u/RegardedCalls: All you need in life is to rest your head on the tits of a good women [+14] u/jda823: 10 year yield going under 4 tells you everything you need to know for today. Gonna be a shit show [+14] u/LostandConfused2024: Hit 70k in net worth boys [+14] u/Prestigious_Crew_467: i work for a small business that sells luxury goods, our sales have been down "oh shit i'm going to lose my job" levels since the first week of january. that is my contribution to your dd, thank you for your attention to this matter. [+13] u/Entire-Flatworm-8498: Told myself if we didn't get a bounce today I would sell and realize my losses and be done with it... But now it's too red and im just gonna hold and be a fucking wreck all weekend and be an asshole to my family [+13] u/GoProVI: HAPPY BIRTHDAY POKEMON! 30 YEARS!!! [+12] u/CriticalBlackberry90: We are going to rip today. This dump will be reversed at 8:30 [+12] u/infernalbunny98: Going to the gym because I can't find gains here 😞 [+12] u/bardhizi: Buys calls for weeks, straight down…*fuck it I’ma go Puts*, pumps two days *damn I’m stupid, switch to calls* starts dumping for days in a row again ahhhhh [+12] u/chivoflash: We all know PPI CORE will be fake numbers and we will pump [+12] u/patricktu1258: Every earnings play I get into turns to shit, and the ones I skip all moon. [+12] u/orsomeshitidk: Cajun seafood boil food truck in town, it’s over priced but good shit. Would put a European in the hospital. Gonna go hard after work today. [+11] u/RegardedCalls: SPY has down syndrome [+11] u/I_work_too_much: Apparently the biggest company in the world making just shy of 70 billion fucking dollars in 3 months was just the amazing news we needed to panic sell everything nonstop. No there is nothing else going on. [+10] u/Excellent_Row8297: So ghey bers, is WWIII starting for the 55th time weekend? Are we bombing Iran for the 20th time this weekend? [+10] u/qazwec: why do no brokerages support trading beanie baby futures? [+10] u/Jesus_Right_Nut: Day 16 waiting for GLD to reach $700 [+10] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: THEY'RE EATING THE LONGS🫴 [+9] u/Medical-Analysis-554: Why do I wake up at 5:30 am to babysit a market I don't trade until 10:30 am? [+9] u/2020isgreat: The good news is I'm probably rich the bad news is I might be shipped off to war [+9] u/AlarmedPelican: Yall are so dramatic [+9] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Just woke up from a four year nap. Whaadi miss? We still building back better? [+9] u/type_error: Orange is the new red [+9] u/eyerollingsex: Netflix getting a 2.8 billion dollar breakup fee Women love that [+9] u/bardhizi: *let me buy long dated calls so I’m not fucked so quickly* Market proceeds to fuck me slow and gently.. [+9] u/mks_csw: this shit feels dumpy af, what a great way to ruin the weekend before it starts [+9] u/katrav86: cud use sum bobs and vagene rn :( [+9] u/riskybagholder: We are in a scam market that’s anti retail. No bull no bear just algos, banks, brokerages , institutions lining us retail up like cattle to be slaughtered. They will write books about retail investing from 2020 beyond and how we never stood a chance at all [+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: How the fuck is Paramount pumping for the same reasons NFLX was drilling in the last three months? Regarded market lol [+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Tom Lee lied Crypto bros died [+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: when do we get out of this shitty loop [+9] u/Mental-Weakness-567: Dow below 50,000. No more fucking kids guhh [+9] u/gayforgoblin: I am losing money today [+9] u/Burtonwurton: I trade for a living and make a livable amount consistently. Multiple screens, monitor charts, news is always on in the background and plan/excecute moves every trading day. It really is a daily grind, but its consistent and profitable. Then I see a retard on robinhood make a single 0dte bet probably while taking a shit and make 100k in 1 day. I respect that. [+8] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: NVDA was the most obvious choice to short calls, if you bought them this week, consider retiring. To quote an ancient philosopher “I can't have sex with your personality And I can't put my penis in your college degree And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams So why are you sharing all this information with me?” [+8] u/LasyKuuga: Tfw your Indian immigrant coworker whose been here for like 2 years starts talking trash about other immigrants Ok bud [+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: About to liquidate entire portfolio & buy Pokemon cards 😦🤌 [+8] u/Mikeyboi337: Don’t be silly protect your Willy [+8] u/NewComplaint2065: surely they won’t let puts print [+8] u/cannythecat: I remember reading an article on the news last year about some kid who said they were putting all their money into bitcoin and meme stocks to invest for their future and now I see why things ended up this way [+8] u/austintl13: The true question is is war bullish or bearish because Huckabee telling Americans to leave Israel today if they want to leave and China telling its citizens to leave Iran are messages that could not be clearer. [+8] u/KittyLover-7: I swear for 4 weeks straight I’ve been seeing in here “we’re striking iran this week” “Americans told to leave” “oil just spiked, war coming” And nothing has ever happened 🤣 [+8] u/anto_c_86: Nvidia fuckin my butt so hard [+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: how the fuck was DUOL $500+/share LESS THAN A YEAR AGO **EFFICIENT** MARKET MY ASS, LMAO [+8] u/Parunreborn: Pump the gold! Pump the silver! [+8] u/HomeMadeToast: Full porting into gold [+8] u/ima_badfriend: Just gonna kill my self [+8] u/orsomeshitidk: DiCaprio is really missing out, I met my wife before she was 25 and i think she’s even better looking now over 25. Dude needs therapy. Peter Pan shit [+8] u/Total_Schedule591: length times girth divided by angle of the shaft [+8] u/knoqd_: My weekend is already ruined [+7] u/Medical-Analysis-554: When the Story of AI is written by robot historians, yesterday's Block story will be considered a major turning point [+7] u/VirgillMastercard: Are ya winning, son? [+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Larry Ellison going to casually own every single media company and nothing will be done about it [+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Nvidia needs to clean up the mess it made [+7] u/BlueYokoWorld: Block just laid off 40% of their staff for no reason and ya'll still think we're not heading towards a recession [+7] u/ModsAreNEETs: It’s so berish in here that calls has to be the right play [+7] u/the-real-batman3: cost basis on NFLX is 89 I guess it was a smart decision [+7] u/Valkorion335786: Calls gonna print today Low volume theta day [+7] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: That ain’t workin’… money for nothing and my chicks for free… Happy Friday. [+7] u/kaapooj: !banbet nvda 220 60d [+7] u/mneymaker: DXY down to 97.71 BTC down to 65,800 10Y down to 3.983% Fear and Greed 45 Oil + 2.61% premarket VIX back to 20.40 pre-market Bear trap or Iran is getting cooked or PMI data fear? [+7] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: So markets dropping because the silly bers think ww3 starts this weekend? Oh how green Monday is going to be [+7] u/JoeBucksSafeWord: 10-Year US Treasury Yield dips below 4.00%, first time since November. Very bullish for housing-related stocks like BETR. [+7] u/dingusmingus2222: I'm starting to regret selling those puts yesterday... [+7] u/sck178: Okay I wasn't the only one who saw that insane spike, right? [+7] u/PickleRickleTV: It’s feeling pumpy this am. Trust in the holy V. Thou doth guide me 🙏🏼 [+7] u/rioferdy838: Everyday I look at my port and feel disgusted. But then I think to myself, it could be worse. I could be a Duolingo holder. [+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Holding duolingo is the hardest lesson duolingo can teach you [+7] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Why doesn’t anyone here have puts? [+7] u/Junkingfool: Well... this is looking ugly. Again. [+7] u/ismebbb: SELL EVERYTHING THERE IS NO BOTTOM. I CAN'T HEAR THE MUSIC ANYMORE [+7] u/powerboner: Everytime i need it to go a few dollars up, it goes a lot of dollars down :( [+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Very bearish in here. Which means we’re going to have a violent V [+7] u/cashflow_: A LOT OF YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING WHERE I’VE BEEN. TRUTH IS, I DISAPPEARED INTO THE JUNGLE HUNTING THE COLOMBIAN CARTEL. MONTHS OF SILENCE. WATCHING. LEARNING. EARNING THEIR TRUST. EVENTUALLY, THEY BROUGHT ME IN. BY THE TIME I RESURFACED, I WASN’T CHASING THEM ANYMORE — I WAS RUNNING THEIR EAST COAST OPERATIONS. THEY CALL ME EL CASHFLOW [+7] u/Additional_Diver584: Inverse this guy now [+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/DuAbUiSai made a bet that NBIS would go to 100.0 within **2 days** when it was 105.94 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 2 wins and 0 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+6] u/GalaxyShaper: It takes money in order to have wealth. Few know this [+6] u/hv876: Mr. Margin came calling, saw my account, laughed, and went away. [+6] u/WingWorried6176: What scares me is if this is all just some charade psyop that ends with 🥭 brokering a peace deal to boost his midterm approval ratings [+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Something deep inside me tells me to buy calls. [+6] u/College_finals: The sub keep asking me what's my next move? I don't have any left. I'm wiped [+6] u/type_error: Wonder if the administration is gonna liberate Sudan next when they find out it has oil. [+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: look at SPY YTD chart. it's pretty obvious where we are going today [+6] u/DesticularDorsion: Ah, good morning, fuckers. Let's lose some money! [+6] u/420Secured: 1200 NTFLX shares bought at $86, lets see how we do today [+6] u/ShopWhileHungry: America star destroyer is headed to middle east shit about to go down 💪 [+6] u/99Fan: Honestly feels like we’re never pushing past 700, just constant theta decay similar to the push to 600 last year [+6] u/Various-Tangerine-88: More distraction. War over weekend. Coincides nicely with first of month too!!! [+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: ah yes, the AI trade [+6] u/tiger_tims: Schrodingers 🐈 portfolio... simultaneously rich and broke until I look. [+6] u/silverfutes: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition [+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: "we are selling nvda because in 5 or 10 years growth might slow down" .....LOL [+6] u/looool_k_libtard: There is zero reason to be invested in any stock. It is over. Hoard soup and rocks. [+6] u/qx2: Everybody is getting a big beautiful booty spread this morning [+6] u/Heavenisaplace176: Is there some kind of impending good news. I’m seeing big price buys [+6] u/BearContra: Nothing can save this market lmao. We are going to see 650 before we see 700 lmao [+6] u/AxemanFromMA: #full porting SOUN. Will squeeze they beat earning yesterday [+6] u/lamewoodworker: I should have known duolingo was in trouble when my 78 year old mother in law was complaining how much the app sucks and cancelled their expensive subscription. [+6] u/Sir_Grindalot: Too many puts bought yesterday would generate money today; MM don't like that, therefore we're closing flat or green. [+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Don’t worry 🌽 bros, Saylor will just say something deep and make it go back up. [+6] u/215aPhillyiated: Oh yes gold is today the day we get that 3% pump ? [+6] u/DahyunDabFan: Who gettin they cheeks clapped today? 🍑🙏🙋‍♂️ [+5] u/Smart_Influence2966: Everyday is a new confirmation that I'm a regard [+5] u/Fineous40: Room service food always just hits different [+5] u/imaginarytrades: I may make a trade today for the first time in years 🤡 [+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Dump on no news or pump on no news or theta on insane news [+5] u/Bichael-Murry: are we pumping yet? fucking lol [+5] u/Icy-Tea-2954: I’m so tired of all the fear mongering My goodness [+5] u/bardhizi: For once Market God, let me be on the right side of the day’s trading history! [+5] u/TheGambler1987: Oil up, VIX up, bonds down… looking grim for markets… [+5] u/callsonreddit: Feeling flaccid. Might eat half a pizza today [+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: February was the gayest month by far [+5] u/GuyFaulks77: My $690 calls could still print today [+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: If the next admin doesn’t start breaking some of these chucklefucks up I swear [+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: **DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM** [+5] u/baconography: The last time my cat threw up this much, SPY dropped 25 bucks in one day. Just sayin'. [+5] u/BooDawg908: Good earnings means nothing anymore [+5] u/ImLemonized: Garbage day incoming [+5] u/Punjab94: Should just ftse 100 and chill tbh. Us markets aren’t heading up. Just trading within a set range [+5] u/BlueSpaceSherlock: Babe wake up 🌽 is dying again. [+5] u/Street-Badger: Gentlemen!  There’s a solution here you’re not seeing!  BANG [+5] u/snspro: When we get fentanyl stock, imma full port [+5] u/Bichael-Murry: PPI out in \~30 mins [+5] u/log1ck1717: Any hope in it going green today? [+5] u/bardhizi: She said it’s her first time guys! [+5] u/OrangMiskin: Willing to suck a peen for a green day [+5] u/hioman01: Owning calls means getting margin call [+5] u/nik_gromovv: premarket lookin kinda red but nflx saving morale lol. gonna wait for open, spy still looks shaky tbh. [+5] u/leestowncat: Anyone else getting weird crazy spikes up and down. [+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Ppi is going to either send us to hell or heaven today [+5] u/Panthera__Tigris: Shrek candle on Gold (Futures). Up 0.6% in like 5 mins and going. [+5] u/orsomeshitidk: An underrated part of living in the country is you can just piss wherever whenever, man (when outdoors, tard) Like god intended. [+5] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Time to start dooming? [+5] u/Such_Coin: Easy, gold! Can you wait till open?? [+5] u/tobrie02: Markets been flat since October this shits so ass [+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: thermonuclear pump incoming, please locate the closest shelter [+5] u/kriegkopf: no moves today, just resident evil 9 [+5] u/oRAPIER: Bro wants to lose money so his taxes aren't so bad. Only explanation. [+5] u/Traditional-One-259: have u looked at the markets [+126] u/OSRSkarma: US JAN. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 0.5% M/M; EST. +0.3% US JAN. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 2.9% Y/Y; EST. +2.6% US JAN. CORE PPI RISES 0.8% M/M; EST. +0.3% US JAN. CORE PPI RISES 3.6% Y/Y; EST. +3.0% [+60] u/dsubpo: I can feel my standard of living declining [+59] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: In a parallel universe, President Harris accepts the US Gold Medal Hockey Teams (both male and female) with a milquetoast ceremony in the White House rose garden. There is no demolition happening on the grounds. The Dow hovers around 43,000 because the dollar is holding on strong due to a strengthening of international trade agreements. Nobody can name the various cabinet members that all have a deep background and accolades in their respective fields. Nobody in the administration is named in the Epstein files, and the DOJ is moving forward with their investigation. Vice President Walz, however, is under fire from Republicans for bringing his high school hockey coach along to the Olympic games in AF2, citing misallocation of government funds and personal use of government transport. The GOP is drawing up articles of impeachment this week for the third time. [+57] u/mrhappyfunz: They are so busy getting ready to bomb Iran that they forgot to cook the numbers [+44] u/TowelOld743: Nvidia: So we just made 43 billion this quarter... Market: Fucking trash! SELL!! [+37] u/sergechewbacca: If the fake numbers are bad, how fucked are the real numbers [+33] u/New-Leg8077: 1 dude managed to max pain US economy in 1 year, kinda impressive [+32] u/adwise27: Some 19 year old kid who thinks hes the next Jordan Belfort is rubbing his hands together looking at the $280 cash in his account saying to himself "be greedy when others are fearful. Now is my time to make some generational wealth" lmao [+30] u/Lopsided_Process5141: RIP to my spy calls If you lose at options it's because you're greedy. Was up 25% yesterday at close but rolled the dice because greed. This happens to me constantly. I'm retarded [+30] u/OkJelly7192: This subreddit alone contributes to half of the RDDT cap [+29] u/dsubpo: Imagine how bad the real numbers are 😂 [+28] u/BaxterrStockman: God, 🥭’s second term is objectively a giant fucking failure. Literally nothing is better lol [+27] u/WSB-mods-are-: Dont listen to these idiots with short term options. Buy and hold shares on good companies and you'll make bank. Like me Ive been holding just NVDA shares for half a year and Ive only lost $50. [+24] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: "TOO LATE" JEROME POWELL, WHO IS A VERY STUPID PERSON, DID NOT RAISE THE RATES WHEN I TOLD HIM TOO AND NOW INFLATION IS OUT OF CONTROL! [+24] u/NotAFridge: raise your hand if youre getting rekt [+23] u/xDubnine: I told yall weeks ago, baddies in the drive thru mean one thing ↘️ [+22] u/No_Fig_7835: No matter who the next fed chair is they are fucked [+22] u/JessKingHangers: Finally got a promotion at work this year and made a conscious effort to put more money into the market and I get months of red. Fucking bullshit timing. [+21] u/Star_Lord924: 70% of my fucking port gone today. Fuck this. I quit. [+21] u/dylanx5150: I've got $50k in NFLX, but no Netflix subscription. 😂 [+20] u/fredditf: PPI (MoM) (Jan) 0.5% vs 0.3% EST Core PPI (MoM) (Jan) 0.8% vs 0.3% EST [+20] u/dsubpo: Good news is it's a soft landing, bad news is it's in the Hudson [+20] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: Remember when we permanently crippled the Iranian nuclear program a few months ago? Weird. [+19] u/McKoijion: Wall Street Journal, CNBC, Bloomberg: The stock market is down because AI is so good it's going to bankrupt all the existing companies! Reality: The stock market is down because a bunch of AIPAC and Epstein backed politicians are about to start WWIII. [+19] u/ICE-FlGHT: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE IN A BEAR MARKET? [+18] u/OrdinaryMix4013: is this happening bc women are allowed to vote [+17] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Imagine voting for fat orange retard man because it was cool to say you did? Not having the brain capacity to foresee him fuqing everything up? Congrats [+17] u/zambro1: Believe it or not, calls [+17] u/JakeSal10: I feel like today is the type of day where I should just go enjoy my day [+17] u/watisdat: Ok so I severely overestimated my risk tolerance. [+17] u/gratatatatatatat: Thread is dead as fuck 😭 depression phase of wsb [+17] u/pooterssssssssss: If they say "we've have a great run" another time on cnbc im just going to go crazy. Stephanie Link always runs that shit. That "great run" has made you no money since Oct 15 2025. Its been 4 and 1/2 months of chop. [+16] u/ilovemathematikz: EXIT YOUR GOLD MINER POSITIONS, ENTER MINERAL//CRUDE POSITIONS INSTEAD. JPM PUT MAR 6 STRIKE 292.5 MS PUT MAR 6 STRIKE 167.5 GM PUT MAR 6 STRIKE 78 GS PUT MAR 6 STRIKE 875 The puts above are 3000% data backed, this will print, don’t believe me? /remindme If you have questions ask. [+16] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Jerome was on his way to be the greatest than mango ruined it all. [+16] u/DogNamedFloppy: Half the sub went bankrupt in the last few months because the market went…sideways? I love you guys. [+15] u/FineJuggernaut3295: Lost 4k yesterday made 1k today 💪🏼 [+15] u/ReversingCloud: I got a Reddit warning for joking about Israel Does this mean calls or puts [+15] u/enc-nyc: VIX at 21 and you're gonna buy calls at open? ... [+15] u/Training_Baker5454: Need SPY to go to $800 before 3:45 to save my port. [+15] u/Big_Cryptographer863: US told everyone to clear out embassy TODAY.  If that's not telling, I don't know what is. [+14] u/aaapod: i can't wait to watch paramount go bankrupt [+14] u/Philthatman: https://preview.redd.it/kdym3kalm1mg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1261a7e9cedb7ff891426b04cceb062acf510da9 Me right now [+14] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: used to be hot out of my league divorced single moms hitting on me rock solid recession indicator [+14] u/trsx5: K economy just accelerating. Wage gap and income inequality starting to really stretch now. This has to be really tough for the younger generation. [+14] u/teh_herper: #Even scammers are getting laid off by AI just think about that [+14] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: If you take out housing, food, fuel, energy, clothing, electronics, vehicles, and services, the numbers aren't that bad a actually. [+14] u/Whiterossy: after being perpetually wrong I tried inversing myself but somehow I still end up being wrong [+14] u/dylanx5150: In case the world ends this weekend, I just want you to know I love you fucking retarded degenerates. [+14] u/Dude_HaHa: # Honestly, NVDA to $1.78 [+14] u/thewayyoulook2night: \-30k on more 0dte calls, final play [+14] u/Interesting-Wear2595: Fuck this fucking market [+13] u/31andnotdone: We have zero inflation btw [+13] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Wow you can’t event say J E W here. Isn’t that kinda antisemitic? [+13] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Well another -$20k after the bell rings. 🔔 [+13] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #NBIS and ASTS absolutely skullfucked today. Sheesh [+13] u/Zimoula: Took me months to realize people spamming “ lel bulls lel bers “ have 200$ trading accounts [+13] u/BFox1982: Imagine thinking this is a strong economy [+13] u/Les7X: This market is even worst than the 2022 shit [+13] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: why is it hard for me to spend money irl but so fucking easy for me to just throw away and watch my $19k burn in a day [+13] u/Local_Many_9108: i love my echo chamber of equal minded regards losing money on inherently risky trades and blaming it on MMs and trunt [+13] u/NewDawn101: My Netflix calls almost worth a whole Hyundai Elantra [+13] u/Sick0h: This must be what the Great Depression felt like. [+13] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Being a stock trader sounds all exciting and stuff, but turns out is mostly like watching paint dry [+13] u/fire_alarmist: Im not gunna lie bro, I straight up dont believe the charts anymore. They are not showing us real information. They are showing us a nonsensical 1-5 minute delayed, AI generated maximum goyim engagement bait chart and they just route whatever orders they need onto the dark pools to price fix however the AI needs to. [+13] u/FrostingOk2692: All those NVDA calls expiring worthless in less than two hours, like tears in the rain [+13] u/deevee12: \> Lose job because of AI \> Apply for new jobs, get rejected by AI \> Spend the day on social media because you're unemployed. It's all AI \> Complain to your girlfriend about AI ruining the world. She's AI [+13] u/HandsomeTod11: She’s a 10 but there’s a data center right next to her house [+13] u/tommyboy441: I think when Donny J said "you'll be tired of winning," he meant "you'll be tired of whining." [+13] u/FuckleUp: Hottest country hottest inflation 🔥 🇺🇸 🔥 📉 [+13] u/mayorolivia: Imagine if Nvidia missed earnings [+13] u/Tis_But_A_Scratch___: Did MSFT release their earnings again? WTF [+13] u/AspenSki1988: Think I need a new rule - when I am up 75% on a position it's time to unload it regardless of hype or fundamentals [+13] u/gratatatatatatat: Close green would be so funny [+13] u/WendyDumpsterFire: This shit is so fucking rigged [+12] u/theummeower: So core price inflation up 0.8% and unemployment is rising. Stagflation. Just like every economist said would happen worhntariffs [+12] u/KaleidoscopeNo7975: Getting all bulled up going into WWIII weekend [+12] u/jackpearson2788: Truly amazing how 🥭s love for dumbass tariffs will be his downfall. He could have left the economy on autopilot and been fine [+12] u/Most-Crazy2353: This shit is so manipulated and retarded [+12] u/Shurlak: Market from -1% to -0.5% my port from -3% to -7% wtf [+12] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Spy down -1%. My port -40% lol [+12] u/IndependentUsual7444: I trade with outside information and it shows [+12] u/cryptohorn: The 50k comment was the kiss of deff [+12] u/gonebymidnite: If you’re not at least -10% today, you’re not in the right stocks. [+12] u/MooseyGoosey69: the only good thing about red days is that the daily discussion is really active [+12] u/AnimalIndependent: I'm down 50% this month I cant take this shit anymore fuck this shitty market [+12] u/Lapidated_Llama: How the fuck are my picks always so wrong. [+12] u/T1m3Wizard: I bought 🌽 at 72k, diamond handed it all the way to almost 120k for 2 years and just sold for a loss at 65k [+11] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Just VOO and chill and you can retire in 200 years bro 🙂‍↕️ [+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I miss sleepy economy [+11] u/AngryGranny1992: Freak THE FUCK OUT and sell everything. War starting with Iran this weekend. So calls it is!!! [+11] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said PPI coming in “hot” is actually bullish [+11] u/dsubpo: jeez cnbc actually put the word stagflation on its website. they must have gotten the green light that short positions are secured [+11] u/Ghost1914: Still going to end green today [+11] u/Big-News-2704: The PDF files caused this [+11] u/Zyklon_Bussy: Member when we COMPLETELY destroyed Iran’s nuclear facilities 6-months ago and everything mooned? lol [+11] u/United-Win-2432: How did my gf get pregnant I'm sterile [+11] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: JUST IN: JPMorgan reports near "record" retail stock buying LMAO biggest bag holding event continues to get bigger [+11] u/davidbigham: Down 35K since 2026 🤡🤡 [+11] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: They say: BUY THE DIP, BUY THE DIP!!! BUT WITH WHAT MONEY? FUCK!! [+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: I bought SPY calls and puts, so I can lose my money on both [+11] u/x2eliah: Today is going to add +2 years to everyone's retirement start date. [+11] u/WombatShwambat: Elmo plans on building a factory on the moon. This will be immediately after TSLR figures out how to make door handles that open [+11] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Is this the circuit breaker day which was promised to us 3000 years ago? [+11] u/AandA248: 5 months of this shit [+11] u/Slow-Information-847: We are winning so much. We really don't know what to do about it. [+11] u/trainwreck001: YOU WILL ALL BE LAID OFF BY AI. HAVE A NICE DAY. LOL. [+11] u/JakeSal10: Volume so pathetic, it’s my fault for making any moves. What a fucking idiot [+11] u/IndependentUsual7444: I might be able to quit my job if I stop trading [+11] u/WrexyWrex: Duolingo was the most obvious short in hindsight, the country isn't trying to learn new fucking languages right now lmao [+11] u/ICE-FlGHT: Im so tired Im so tired Im so fucking tired IM SO FUCKING TIRED IM SOOOOOOO FUCCCCCKINGGGGG TIREEEEEED [+10] u/FGoobs: Jobs numbers exposed to be cooked last month Inflation still hasn’t been remotely “defeated”, and if anything is picking up steam and exacerbated by 🥭’s obsession with tariffs Stock market largely dependent on 1 company that is also largely dependent on future spend by a select few buyers War with Iran imminent and still no real reason has been given for it. To overthrow their leadership, sure, but no one really wants another regime change when we haven’t really seen the 1st one from this term through Super bullish tbh [+10] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Honestly it’s a miracle that alcohol consumption is going down with the way things are going lmao [+10] u/Star_Lord924: Respectfully. Fuck this entire market. Fuck the administration. Fuck the sec which allows ao much illegal shit to happen. Fuck the MMs. Fuck this entire corrupt ass system. Fuck the algos. This shit is horrendous. Done "investing" it shit designed to rip you the fuck off. [+10] u/Big-News-2704: It's crazy I can put a stop to all this by buying a single put [+10] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Gorillaz released a new album today and it’s fantastic [+10] u/31andnotdone: https://preview.redd.it/ps9ekprlk1mg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca8a0c8691217c7beb3e7cb1d9b3d8a4c021966 [+10] u/EyeSea7923: It was nice they had the data yesterday so they could start pricing in [+10] u/Rrrandomalias: DO NOT REDEEM what are you doing?! [+10] u/-SuperBatman: I can't understand why people wait until 60 to retire. Just 10x your savings and retire this year. [+10] u/Relative_Expert8587: Spy is taking years off my life watching this [+10] u/vandammes: JENSEN IS GONNA SAVE.....NO FACK THAT WAS FUCKING 2 DAYS AGO WE R FAKT. LMFAO [+10] u/Zimoula: Buy spy calls here is like my ex cheating on me and taking her back multiple times and she tells me won’t do it again [+10] u/NativePlant870: ##Look at his eyes. He won a national math competition in China [+10] u/davidbigham: Gotta tell my future kids that SPY used to go up 10 days in a row. [+10] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: I've got 99 problems and they are all from the stock market. [+10] u/arbitraryBlue: $700 is a psychological barrier, therefore I say SPY should do a stock split. And then we pump back up to $685. Big brain type shit [+10] u/brothershmeez: God truly hates me and I don’t understand why [+10] u/dorkstar1: Robinhood agreed to a $2 million settlement for misleading you about how it makes money. The firm they were routing your orders to this whole time was Jane Street. Jane Street paid Robinhood $76 million in a single quarter for the right to be on the other side of your trades. Every time you hit buy or sell, your order gets routed directly to them before it ever reaches an open market. Your cut in the settlement to make things right: $17.60 That’s just for trades from 2016. Not a bad fee considering they can continue to do this today There was a rule that would’ve fixed this. The SEC’s order competition rule would’ve forced your trades into open auction before any wholesaler could touch them. Estimated savings for retail would have been $1.5 billion/year. The new SEC chair killed this in June 2025. It didn’t need a vote or public input, it was just withdrawn. You thought you had a free trading app but everything comes at a cost [+10] u/longGERN: I'm deleting Reddit, see y'all tomorrow [+10] u/mtnrnnr802: I need to be bailed out by the government [+10] u/No_Judgment_9267: Can someone explain how the spy is not even down 1% with a day like that ? [+10] u/FabulousLanguage6216: He bought puts? Pump it until he sells them. Then back to dumping [+10] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: first we fuck your calls then we fuck your puts [+10] u/Namtabmal: Nasdaq goes up: NVDA DOESNT MOVE Nasdaq goes down: NVDA PLUMMETS [+10] u/solidsneeze: my god, at levels not seen in ...3 days [+10] u/IndependentUsual7444: Would not be surprised if we shrek at open [+10] u/Traditional-Collar70: bols blame crash on bers but bols greed is the real reason bubble started on first place. [+10] u/advantage_player: Walmart trading at a higher multiple than NVDA is peak regardium [+10] u/zephyrs85: Hands up if you're an exceptional retard 🙋🏻‍♀️ [+10] u/bzl33: $DUOL founder bragged about AI automating away a bunch of people for years and now his stock is down 80%+ from ATH less than a year ago. [+10] u/thewayyoulook2night: I'm so screwed. my life is over [+10] u/Vort3x7689: I’m genuinely so confused how nvidia is down this much. Those earnings were legendary [+10] u/WatchinToMuchTV: Only a little less than 3 more years to go [+10] u/ebitdasga: Why is the DOW even considered a useful benchmark anymore? Did Bondi just cherry pick that because the S&P has been flat since October [+10] u/CasinoEnjoyer: You want to get into investing? Very smart decision young man. We can put that into companies like nvidia which design powerful gpu’s and AI software for data centers aaaand it’s gone. What? Gone it’s all gone [+10] u/bub356: I need rivian to be one of my pallbearers so it can let me down one last time [+9] u/brute-forced: Imagine thinking that any of these “policies” in the past year have been a good thing for the US stock market. We were lucky to get a positive tailwind in 2025. 2026 is going to end at least -16% [+9] u/No-Improvement3164: This time is different. Rate hikes are bullish!! 😂 [+9] u/I-ProGamer-I: So much winning. Thanks Obama [+9] u/I_am_Nerman: Buses at US embassy in Israel evacuating everyone. China tells its citizens to gtfo of Iran [+9] u/plznodownvotes: Just imagine what life would’ve been like if that fat orange moron wasn’t reelected and he didn’t start a global tariff war, lost it in SCOTUS, and started it again 1 year later. [+9] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: You fucking idiots bought puts [+9] u/_Netgirth: SOFI, HOOD, RDDT, MSFT the four horsemen of my portpocalypse [+9] u/Big-News-2704: I'm starting to think we were the shit hole country 🥭 was referring to all along [+9] u/MangoDan: If you're having a bad week, just know I sold my NFLX 80c for a loss on Monday. [+9] u/swenau01: Wtf is this movement today, like I don’t care if it pumps or dumps but this shit is annoying af [+9] u/31andnotdone: telling my port to hold that pose while i take a screenshot [+9] u/thewayyoulook2night: either way, this is the end of me on wsb. down 100k in 2 days [+9] u/Jadedtrader33: iPhones were a mistake. Social media was a mistake. Robinhood was a mistake. Abandon everything. Return to monke. [+9] u/jeffynihao: My boy Andrew Yang tried to warn us but none of will listen until it's too late [+9] u/mixtape312: call buyers aggressively buying calls put buyers aggressively buying puts ... we just chop for another 4 months. nobody expects a thing!!! [+9] u/Senior_Professional4: \*US JAN. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 0.5% M/M; EST. +0.3% \*US JAN. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 2.9% Y/Y; EST. +2.6% \*US JAN. CORE PPI RISES 0.8% M/M; EST. +0.3% \*US JAN. CORE PPI RISES 3.6% Y/Y; EST. +3.0% [+9] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: Stagflation is actually here [+9] u/Urzuck: As i always say, these are the cooked numbers, imagine how fucking bad the real one must look. [+9] u/Miffy1234567: I've been here long enough to know it'll be green today [+9] u/SwiftSG1: When 🌮 said America is the hottest country, he meant inflation [+9] u/Swaggerpro: Fucking SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP ass market bro [+9] u/gkdjsl: AI sentiment has soured, inflation is roaring back and an open-ended war with Iran might kick off any minute now, and here I am holding -50% April calls like a dog running around with a dead squirrel in its mouth [+9] u/barelyreadsenglish: Powell's soft landing has been officially destroyed [+9] u/puffinnbluffin: Msft $407 to $392 in 24 hours 😃 fucking awesome [+9] u/bonyfattony: Going to be a big shake down today. End of month and Friday. [+9] u/ContributeAVerse: Literally no way to replace jobs at the same rate they will be lost to AI. Good luck bois [+9] u/RickLeeTaker: So, I guess no Santa Rally today? [+9] u/ThouOne: MSFT down nearly 3% and the casino isn’t open yet Press F to pay respects to call holders [+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #spy faker thjan the moon landing [+9] u/rcantu314: This bounce back V will be absolutely nasty /hopiumAF [+9] u/MentionThen200: Writing a horror novel for a rather niche group of special kids. It’s called “The V that never came” Could also double as my wife’s biography [+9] u/Whiterossy: If you bought $100,000 worth of NVDIA shares 6 months ago you'd have $99,980 right now [+9] u/General-Elk-6537: Anyone waiting for the pump to do puts too [+9] u/x2eliah: Great Britain recalling their embassy personnel from Iran. [+9] u/indyyo1: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+9] u/maplessbastard: Alright playboys. Coming in strong with one call option on spy. Wish me luck. [+9] u/Mark_Underscore: Pam Bondi just noticed the Dow is below $49,000 dollars. [+9] u/RichAdults: Netflix $100 by tuesday [+9] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Am i fat if I ate my lunch at 9:30 AM local time? [+9] u/SKT_T1_eSports: Fuk fuk fuk held half my portfolio in CRWV and the other half in NBIS [+9] u/fire_alarmist: They legit just paint the charts with AI however they want, its impossible to do TA because you arent analyzing human participant behavior in aggregate anymore. You are watching an AI draw the maximum engagement bait lines that will get as many fomo'ers from both sides as possible. I have never in my life seen a market that just looks above and fails resistances and then just keeps doing it like 10x until it slow grinds thru like this. Disgusting, ficticious market that is entirely 100% AI generated nonsense. They just have a wallstreet skynet and prompt it: "Hey Claude, we are the best and we never lose and its ok to cheat. Rape these goyim's ports and steal all their hopes and dreams. Make it extra excuciating." The charts tell you nothing anymore, the Fed steps in every time there is a big sell that can disrupt the balance and just tanks it, the MM's route all sells through the dark pools(60% or more of all volume goes thru dark pools these days, very likely all sells get routed on days like this to pacify the goyim), and they just drip feed the small amount of dunce bull buys they get on the lit exchange to make it seem like the bid is running up. [+9] u/vermilli21: The year is 2049 and we are still in this 670-695 range [+9] u/ButtholeAnalogy: how is this not dumping, rate hike most certainly back on the table? [+9] u/NiceOwner: Every stock I sell off it jumps 10% a week later, you got to be kidding me at this point, I’m being trolled [+9] u/Lapidated_Llama: Fuck this shit. I can’t win, unfuckingbelievable [+9] u/hallett21: Brb I gotta go argue with Grok about why it got its last weeks predictions wrong [+9] u/svpa3991: Every week I just lose more and more money tf is this [+9] u/hiphopanonomos: People in this sub have US tech brain rot, SPY barely down money just rotated sectors and 90% of this sub is liquidated [+9] u/Medical_LSD: Largest bear market in history coming [+9] u/TTacticz: Just bought puts here comes the largest green candle in history [+9] u/WingedScapula420: Watch Netflix buy Paramount in 5 years once it declares bankruptcy and Larry Ellison dies of a fat embolism during a botched BBL. [+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: WMT 40 forward p/e. +3% today. NVDA 22 forward p/e. -3% today. WMT 3% profit margin NVDA 53% profit margin [+9] u/52iou: In before NVDA signs deal with Iran to provide them chips in exchange for land. [+9] u/M18PowerKing: SPY is literally a piece of shit [+9] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: my tapeworm tells me what to do [+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: High inflation like 2022 and credit defaults like 2008 At the same time. Plus let’s fire half of all employees and start WW3 Start market simulation. [+9] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Pump for exit liquidity LOL. [+9] u/VOO_bull_forever: # NVDA is a failing business. Just look at their last earnings report.... [+9] u/advantage_player: I AM SUFFICIENTLY LEVERAGED FOR MY RISK TOLERANCE I AM SUFFICIENTLY LEVERAGED FOR MY RISK TOLERANCE I AM SUFFICIENTLY LEVERAGED FOR MY RISK TOLERANCE [+9] u/Status-Net2947: Believe it or not, bankruptcy [+9] u/Clear_Anything1232: Don't call people you don't like dicks and cunts Promote gender equality Call them assholes [+9] u/nebgy: Msft please end today at 430 [+9] u/UnivalveX: green by close lmfao [+9] u/52iou: I’ve noticed on the days I don’t crank one out, SPY tanks, on the day I do, SPY rises. Well, be back in 3 mins for a green SPY EOD [+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: picked the wrong day to stop boofing fentanyl [+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bulls can’t even afford shambles [+9] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: the girlies (Jim and Steve) are fightinggggg on CNBC right now lol [+9] u/OkRecommendation1040: It’s either going to rip or dump hard here. They’re waiting for me to make my pick [+9] u/Lapidated_Llama: Everything I touch turns to shit [+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: How can World Cup be in a country with DOW under 50k? Shameful [+9] u/WarenBoffet: holy shit, how many fucking options were annhihilated today [+9] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Eat at home, make your own coffee, bike to work, wear the same clothes, don’t shower and save on water, eat your own shit to save on food. These are just simple solutions to save more money and invest in index funds so you can retire in 200 years bro 🙂 [+8] u/duddnddkslsep: Believe it or not, SPY 700 today [+8] u/bubbawears: I guess Israel and PPI are bad for my AI stocks. Very related [+8] u/fishbottwo: More tariffs would fix this [+8] u/Brief_Carpenter_7457: I’m always on the losing team 😞 [+8] u/PretendAgency2702: Sorry bulls but we are dumping now [+8] u/rcantu314: Spy down .5%, WSB down 20% [+8] u/eoiioe: Lost five figures in 2 days, thankfully get paid again on Monday so I can do it all again for March 😂 [+8] u/HolyMotherTheresa: Nothing quite compares to the pure joy of both your internet and mobile networks being down for hours while you’re holding an open x10 leveraged position. Truly a peak life experience. [+8] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: They way they can manipulate is just crazy. [+8] u/SmallBigMANhaha: can this retard just bomb iran or israel or whatever and get it over with [+8] u/corndog_messiah: Meanwhile Europe sitting at dead on 2% target for months. Are the retards in power there smarter than our retards? [+8] u/queenofcowboys: How the fuck was Duolingo over $500 at some point?? [+8] u/scoh-chan: Our shambles are in shambles [+8] u/No_Current3675: Holy christ, imagine being one of them bitches that sold SLV for like a 25% loss. Bitches got *took*. [+8] u/mtnrnnr802: Believe it or not, we’re fucked [+8] u/Purple_Bearkat: Msft giving it to me like of of Bill’s Russian chicks. [+8] u/2keyed: I hope Daddy Powell hikes his last meeting and rides off into the sunset [+8] u/aaapod: everything bad but i just don't see MMs allowing the very large amount of put holders for today to win [+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Just think, turbo inflation, massive lay offs, rate hike, ai, war. Maybe we could line up another pandemic this time just fuckn kill everyone. [+8] u/tesseramous: Already guys your goal to today is just to not trade. Really. Every hour that goes buy that you sit there not losing your capital you should be proud. If you end the day even then that is way better than your usual performance. Only if a super juiced up setup that obviously cant go tits up comes along and free money slaps you in the face should you maybe consider entering. [+8] u/Got_Engineers: My 0DTE puts will print [+8] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Bulls pray just to see 690 again [+8] u/diamondhandsbigbands: In this economy hookers and blow is actually cheaper and more practical than a wife and kids [+8] u/ideletedmyaccount04: What a weird life I have had. I used to be happy its friday. [+8] u/EyeSea7923: If you're not in oil, international, emerging, and/or metals. You may consider checking with your Dr. to test for retard [+8] u/Harp-Note: Seems like metals remembered they aren't supposed to follow SPY. [+8] u/Affectionate-Idea690: lololool the data matters today loloool [+8] u/SlothsonSpeed: At the vix spike, even if you buy calls at open you'll see maybe 30-50% gains for recovering to yesterday lows. Plus super high premiums. It's going to be risking 2k to make $500 kind of deal [+8] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: #Don’t open the casino [+8] u/CigInside: Dude wearing Yellowstone club logo on plane. Know your in the files buddy [+8] u/dsubpo: Mortgage rates are down! I can finally buy a doll house [+8] u/jiggolo420: *Regard poll:* Upvote if you think this pumps by 10. Downvote if we going further down. [+8] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: We've run out of so many distractions we're going to have to talk about the Epstein files again [+8] u/TraipseTraveller: A months worth of gains wiped out in a day. The true wallstreetbets way [+8] u/tendiemountain: NVDA earnings at 200. Drops right back to 180. Calls (as always) to catch the next run to 200. [+8] u/Star_Lord924: JESUS FUCK STOP GOING DOWN! [+8] u/ReversingCloud: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+8] u/Affectionate-Day2743: as it turns out, yesterday was not - in fact - the right day to buy Microsoft. [+8] u/DamCrawBugs420: This is actual stagflation haha [+8] u/Perfectionist2026: If today ends green I'm Gona have a few beers. [+8] u/No_Assistance5652: Give me a V so that I can get out of leveraged positions. [+8] u/Urzuck: ''UBS downgrades the U.S. stock market'' I'ts Joeover. [+8] u/Liability049-6319: The core PPI, which excludes volatile food and energy prices, increased a seasonally adjusted 0.8%, more than the 0.6% gain in December and well ahead of the Dow Jones consensus estimate for 0.3%. Stagflation is here [+8] u/natures3: Lol they really are trying to keep it up with low liquidity then suck in more retail liquidity before pulling it. [+8] u/skarfbeaulonee: I need that company that's bringing back woolly mammoths to bring back neanderthals too so my wife can finally find a decent boyfriend. [+8] u/Haunting-Cry7752: My puts are fucked huh [+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: Just brewed some Bustello. Thats poopin man's coffee [+8] u/gavbot_1213: I feel like this comments thread is like the crowd around a roulette table. Yelling “big money big money 14!” attempting to just manifest it to reality. Calls [+8] u/BFox1982: September 10, 2001 was the peak of human existence. It's been a shit show since. [+8] u/Dependent-Entrance56: MSFT will go to 420 by March 20: Max pains are moving up 392.5, 395, 405 and then 420 for the next 4 weeks. On March 20, Put to Call ratio is almost 9:1, meaning gamma squeeze is likely once MSFT breaks past 405 gamma wall. This was shown yesterday already, bottom is in and consolidation will be done sometime next week. Target will be 445 by May. You guys can thank me later (Guys did I use these big words correctly, I dunno what they mean) [+8] u/Big-News-2704: 401K getting clapped but who cares?....wasnt gonna be able to retire in 30 years anyway [+8] u/DankBusinessBuyer: Got out of my QQQ calls +5.5K$ - Gonna be a good weekend! [+8] u/JakeSal10: I’m a fuckin retard dude I actually hate myself [+8] u/davidbigham: full time day trader plan postponed until further notice [+8] u/Dry_Bar_4965: booked my vacation to Iran this weekend. anything I should know about [+8] u/Difficult-Ask2278: SPY needs to stop being a gay little turd and just pop up to 688 real quick [+8] u/Abe2025: I told yall to freak the fck out and panic sell but yall didnt listen [+8] u/NegotiationWorking48: Nvidia only worth 4.4 trillion It’s so over [+8] u/stuffofftheroof: Why is spy doing this? Just go up you asshat. You want to go up [+8] u/alderson710: Semis are no longer important. Fake meat is where the money is for 2026. This market is Beyond Retardium [+8] u/Super-Extent-1210: RIP software engineers [+8] u/ironcladjogging: Bruh the vibes in tech rn are real fucking bad [+8] u/Boheed: everybody's asking "where is the bottom" but I'm literally RIGHT HERE [+8] u/Locke_____Lamora: A knights tale is such a good movie. [+8] u/Cold_Respond_7656: OpenAI is nothing but a circular financing scam The only 3 investors paid their own bills 😂 They show revenue growth on the deals with OpenAI but pay for it themselves [+8] u/onDetop: calls rugged, puts rugged, israel wins at the end [+8] u/fire_alarmist: We need more Luigi's in this world. [+8] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: The fact that we’re at an insane peak (chart is literally straight up) + 2% away from all time highs, tells you how bad the correction is going to be [+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: when taco speaks its like listening to a retarded toddler say words they dont understand [+8] u/FabulousLanguage6216: International markets green all year meanwhile US living in fear everyday [+8] u/dylanx5150: I need to seek medical attention immediately. NFLX has given me an erection that has lasted for more than four hours. [+8] u/ProudestPeasant: I should just call it a day. this ain't recovering. [+8] u/The_BakedCrusader: NVDA falls to 170. Buy 190 monthly calls. Sell calls after 3 weeks. NVDA falls back down to 170. Rinse and repeat [+8] u/ih8myylife: they killed premium all day holy shit [+8] u/Antique_Bat5003: fuuuuudge I lost so much money today [+8] u/barmeloxanthony10: Asts oklo rklb sofi hood gs and axp are absolutely obliterating my account [+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: “The U.S. ambassador to Israel, Mike Huckabee, sent an email to embassy staff Friday telling them there was no need to panic but if they wanted to leave Israel, they “should do so TODAY,”” [+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Mods need to stick a suicide hotline as a pin 📌 🫩🫩🫩 [+8] u/vgamer0: And who would've guessed it - MSFT will end the week at almost exactly max pain Options were a mistake [+8] u/AlphaHarmony: NFLX just wiped out 10 weeks of red candles in 1 shrek [+8] u/randomnameforme123: Bers just full on admitting they want war for their tiny $50 ports Have some self respect [+8] u/Sick0h: Help, I was lured to Jensen island under false pretense [+8] u/VladCNS: load nvda if you have money [+8] u/arbitraryBlue: All of a sudden data fuckin matters, smh. Just keep the facade going [+8] u/aaapod: holy shit those numbers are hot [+8] u/fish_: wooaaah woah woah i almost turned into a ber for a second there spy 700 by open [+8] u/shaft2007: No retarded gay shit will prosper over me [+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: "I am gonna build a consumer ai device" these silicon Valley cunts are now gonna pretend they never saw a smartphone [+8] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Wait wait, I haven’t hedged yet!! [+8] u/Ok-Piano8789: poors are gonna hate AI so much they'll vote FOR a stock market crash [+8] u/Equal_Championship79: Market fake bear first 30 minutes, now we go up for an hour and chop after lunch, my favorite [+8] u/Paincoast89: If SPY ends at -0.5% or higher the. that’s a win for the bulls [+8] u/christian__6: fuck you bears let’s go spy let’s pump [+8] u/illicit_FROG: None of you americans concerned the middle east is funding the purchase of cnn for trump? [+8] u/FinishWarm1746: Once again I gave back all my profits I made [+8] u/EnginrA: NVDA is overvalued by a trillion at least [+8] u/StonksInvesteur: ARE YOU WINNING, SON? [+8] u/IlinistRainbow6: how could joe biden do this? [+8] u/Namtabmal: I literally chose the only stock in Nasdaq thats not recovering. Fuck nvidai [+8] u/Lapidated_Llama: This is like purgatory for day traders [+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: The same pair of shoes I’ve been wearing for 10 years went from $50 to $200 a pair. That’s the real crime [+8] u/Worth-Athlete-9953: https://preview.redd.it/feqsx88a92mg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d70bb74ae648356fd71f4efa64e878315abeaf66 Only down $150 YTD. I'm so good at this. [+8] u/FellowManOnNightMode: God I love theta, it truly knows how to upset me over a good thing [+8] u/BaconGelato: It is manipulation only when I lose money [+8] u/Wheelio: dystopia vibes in the air [+8] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Got into work, worked out, gooned in the shower, sat at my desk and shit posted, then gonna eat lunch and go home [+8] u/oheggtart: NFLX now has billions of freed up cash for share buybacks [+8] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: How much did mods get paid for the substack advert on the sub today [+8] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Sell before close This is financial advice. [+8] u/PropheticMurmurs: I want everyone to sell 100% of their holdings and use it to buy NVDA calls. There will be a gigantic end of day pump. [+8] u/Kickboy21: MSFT is the biggest piece of dogshit stock ive ever owned in my life [+8] u/davidbigham: I did not lose money today, I just lost some purchasing power. [+8] u/RageQuitHero: i just don't know how we fucked this up quite so much [+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Hey babe, I know we talked about going out to eat tonight, but howabout instead we get a Little Caesar's pizza? 😏 (she doesnt know I lost $4k today) [+8] u/getshmoney69420: Do NOT hold anything other than Silver, Gold, and Oil over this weekend... [+8] u/zeusbox: We truly live in a dystopian time where you can bet if thousands of people are going to live or die over a weekend. jfc. [+8] u/duddnddkslsep: Bears getting desperate in the comments now, to 690 we go [+8] u/fire_alarmist: So legit, we gunna class action lawsuit the investment industry or what? There is so much scam shit going on, they are adding blatant pump and dump bs like mstr and carvana into the S and P and the entire thing is such a disgustingly blatant manipulated piece of trash. Like there are so many illegal things going on in the investment world right now, they should be force to hard reset back to 2018 and refund everyone and act like none of it ever happened. Im talking the investment industry needs to pay TRILLIONS in reparations to the common man. [+8] u/Antique_Bat5003: Do you guys ever get anxiety? [+8] u/CasinoEnjoyer: I am definitely NOT on an alt account because I lost a banbet. I repeat I am new here. Is ligma a good stock to buy today? [+8] u/bearhunter429: #Every time you place a "market order", robinhood steals a part of your money LMAO🤌 [+8] u/PushAble2463: America is such a clown show 🤦🏼‍♂️ Hate myself for still having like 20 % of my port in this shit ass manipulated cock garbage market. Ffffuuu [+8] u/Atomic_Hot_Sauce: Flights to Tehran are really cheap. Does this mean something is coming? [+8] u/enc-nyc: I'm never gonna trade after 11 and before 3 again [+8] u/ThermalChaser: US embassy is urging all American citizens to get out of IREN by end of day. [+8] u/milocreates: Is SOFI the worst stock ever or what. [+8] u/RisingSerpent222: You nuked your account. What a great way to start the weekend [+7] u/rcantu314: https://preview.redd.it/hav73qcak1mg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ce37a5816e1807b866fcaf4a2ba70dc7045a1de [+7] u/ProblemOk4641: We’ve got really tremendous inflation, it’s the best inflation of all time. [+7] u/ICE-FlGHT: SERIOUSLY FUCK GOOGLE YOU LIFE RUINING CUNT BITCH [+7] u/NotMe357: Look like TACO is gonna get his Margin Call on his Midterm lol [+7] u/SkylarB02: now they will pump it back to perfect flat by 9:30 [+7] u/The_BakedCrusader: Most of the big moves happen in pre-market. Wouldn't be surprised if there isn't even a -2% day today [+7] u/ICE-FlGHT: Im So Damn Tired I Just Want Green [+7] u/Soffatjockis: Who knew Pam 50k was the top signal... [+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Let the clown show commence [+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Remember guys it's always darkest before the V [+7] u/Mother-Bottle9962: imagine the market crash if iran sinks an aircraft carrier [+7] u/Gunove12: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+7] u/diamondhandsbigbands: Woah did you guys know you can buy options that are already ITM? Crazy [+7] u/bpc12: Made 600 in 2 minutes. Time to chug beer and rip darts at the casino and lose it all today. [+7] u/Local_Many_9108: IDK what the fuck my ancestors did to eternally damn me to losing trades but I need to have a mulan-style meeting with them now now NOW!! [+7] u/needmoresynths: Never thought I'd actually miss Joe Biden what the fuck [+7] u/tryingtohitchall: Nice +200% day. Now i just need to do this 3 more times [+7] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: MMs gonna keep this shit pinned as long as we keep buying options [+7] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: NBIS down 13% because another company is dogshit, lmao. [+7] u/pooterssssssssss: one of THE nastiest days ever. Just straight up murdering everything speculative(they're down at least 6% all of them) [+7] u/BaxterrStockman: This administration is beyond cooked, 🥭 somehow managed to piss off both the 1% and the poors lol [+7] u/Rural-Patriot_1776: Yea I bought the top... I'm in danger [+7] u/Leather_Mention5916: I know i should buy calls now. Monday will rip. [+7] u/I_am_Nerman: Embassies clearing out of Israel, foreign nationals being told to gtfo of Iran by their government And you're buying into this? [+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Which one of you bought puts right before that spike!? Show yourself. [+7] u/Gom_KBull: # Hey king retard i know you're reading this, # Cashed in BIG with my coreweave puts. # How are your SPY SHARES doing? [+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: S&P and Nasdaq get 20% growth for three straight years. Investors after two months: how come we aren’t up 10% YTD yet? This must be purgatory 🌚💀🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 [+7] u/StoneyGwynn: OMW to my first lobotomy [+7] u/isospeedrix: Dam google 0dte calls just went 80x this past 10 min [+7] u/TimWaltzsbraincell: I just can’t stop jacking off [+7] u/BarbellPadawan: What is this yellow banner thingy across the top of my account positions page in all caps that says “CALL ALERT - IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED?” [+7] u/AlasKansastan: This market is getting scummier and scummier. Thanks again Assweave. Company can’t open its mouth without tanking the market [+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: lmfao die in the fucking sewer bulls [+7] u/RenaissanceWmn1: Anthropic trying to prevent its software from being used to make autonomous AI killing machines and the government crying and calling them names, threatening to force them, is some real Act 1 in an apocalyptic disaster movie shit. [+7] u/Teckel22: *ANTROPIC CEO DARIO AMODEI ARRESTED ON SUSPICION OF TAX FRAUD [+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Is fine. We are building a ballroom and US is hottest country in the world [+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: I swear I will never fall for friday SPY $700 calls again.......until next week. [+7] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: Core PPI 0.8% MOM is genuinely crazy [+7] u/tika_dengu: I am almost broke. The only valuable things left are a few RAM sticks and the 1oz silver coin I got as inheritance from nana [+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: can't wait to dump my puts immediately at open, secure a healthy profit, and then watch it immediately tank to 670 [+7] u/EyeSea7923: Since Ive said this almost every week for the last 5 months... I love International Stocks compared to this Venezuelan level corrupt market. Calls on actual Venezuela. [+7] u/PerformerDizzy1368: V to green to create exit liquidity and then -4%? [+7] u/saccotac: You could have sold SPY 690; instead you will bag hold until SPY 480 [+7] u/sushilee123: I can no longer buy the dip. No monies left. [+7] u/Kickboy21: MSFT leading the dump as usual 🤡 [+7] u/Awkward_Ad_5102: My core PP has risen 0.5% guys [+7] u/Thotmas01: Oh god we’re all fucked. It’s all ruined. Oh man it’s over it’s over! [+7] u/Spanisbro2: They beatin the shit out of Iran this weekend [+7] u/Super-Extent-1210: 3 more years of this? [+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: “Just buy the dip” WITH WHAT!?!?! [+7] u/Air3s: Is the rug pull over, can we go back to pumping please 🙏 [+7] u/trsx5: Rangebound for like 22 weeks. Wild. [+7] u/kemar7856: Due to my financial situation I will be passing away effective immediately [+7] u/STONKLEAPS: alright hunny its silver for dinner tonite [+7] u/No_Assistance5652: Retard at the helm. Silver and Gold are the only way 🫴. [+7] u/deadmancaulking: Remember there’s “people” out there reading Motley Fool every day [+7] u/ddrsdght: They renamed it the department of war and you fags think we aren’t going to have a war [+7] u/Zyklon_Bussy: Bers goon to titties like this ⬇️ ( * ) ( . ) [+7] u/soclear1700: This country's such a bunch of pussies now [+7] u/Ben_Banneker: Bull extinction event in progress [+7] u/bigstew6: Rate increase coming.. it’s jpows parting gift [+7] u/9tacos: Plowed back into Semis 2 days ago like a fucking helmetless retard 😒 [+7] u/DemandOk5785: We are such a dumb species. We harvest rare metals and put them in bombs to blow them up, instead of using for societal benefits. We will eventually blow up all the rare metals and have none left for practical applications. [+7] u/TangerineHors3: You rookies would make more money on 0dte if you just ran a 15m ORB instead of guessing at open [+7] u/EnvironmentalSelf438: very bearish in here, I know what to do [+7] u/DiceyConsultant: GG cramer just said he’s still positive on AI/datacenters [+7] u/nosebeerz420: Time for NVDA to have a glorious pump [+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: This shit should be down 2% by now [+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # You bought at the top didn’t you Mr bags LMAO [+7] u/cryptohorn: Don't get caught between a shit and a fart [+7] u/Superandrewable_: Massive buy signal on SLV https://preview.redd.it/8kl24wcz72mg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cffc7982ee21ff7e3b5b8baeb7250d2593593fb [+7] u/fire_alarmist: It literally cannot possibly just sit here bouncing straight from the bottom of the range straight to the top of the range for over 5 months and people still claim its not all options manipulated garbage. [+7] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: I guess, in hindsight, they *weren't* eating the cats. [+7] u/davidbigham: Your $220 NVDA call still got a chance. 3 hours to go [+7] u/EnginrA: NVDA is a piece of shit! [+7] u/Open-Yak-3708: #bols days of sunshine and green dildos are fucking over, wake up and smell the fucking coffee ☕ [+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Dont worry, it'll dump. The second the options market closes. [+7] u/zurijer: Bought 200 shares of NVDA at 179. It’s going to dump another 10% sorry boys [+7] u/Remarkable_Owl: Staaaaaaaaaaagflation [+7] u/fire_alarmist: I miss when smart dudes in suits manipulated the market and were ruining my options plays. The AI ruining my trades just feels gay and lame. [+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: I keep buying NVDA dip and it keeps dipping [+7] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Wait, we haven't even got to the conclusion of this Iran thing and now we're talking Cuba? [+7] u/Drassigehond: Ahh totally organic not rigged pump [+7] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: When is the volatility gonna happen? Tired of this flat ass market.. qqq looking promising for a breakout or breakdown.. ill take either pls [+7] u/NlNJANEER: Inflation is back on the menu boys! [+7] u/EyeSea7923: MM urge to kill options > PPI [+7] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: And that's without a major war in the Middle East [+7] u/52iou: Oh man I’ve been using “I’m bricked up” incorrectly when going out lately… I thought it meant “I’ve got ❄️”…just found out it doesn’t, [+7] u/davidbigham: You regards need to stop buying option on those leveraged ETF. TQQQ SOXL Buying options on 3xETF does not give u 3x more gains 😂😂 [+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Guys I gain some weight after this 8 months of flatness [+7] u/sushilee123: The Bible speaks about AI many times. Count your days boys. [+7] u/longGERN: Okay but what if the AI that is writing about AI taking every job does take over every job and the AI fires the AI because the AI saw that AI suggested to fire the AI and then AI suggests to the AI to use AI so re hires the AI and then Ai [+7] u/ih8myylife: SO... who is going go buy calls at open like a brave soldier [+7] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: Man, is this bear kingdom now? Screw the bears. [+7] u/Deadweight047: More bloodbath, are you tired of winning yet?🤣🤣🤣 [+7] u/zoomin1098: hey bro the revenge trade is low probability. just sayin. [+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: This shit is literally fucking impossible to trade literally the split second u have profit shi reverses dont even have a second to exit [+7] u/justarandumthrowaway: i like when the numbers move fast [+7] u/whydouhatemecablegod: they should bomb MM instead [+7] u/Few_Egg3567: Nflx still pumping while the market tanks [+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: You guys remember all of the money we had before this week? 🤤 [+7] u/JakeSal10: Money rotating to consumer staples when consumers are getting exponentially less able to consume. Surely this won’t result in a gigantic pullback [+7] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: If we go to war with Iran we might get a bunch of refugees and that means Iranian restaurants. Their food is fucking awesome. Silver lining? [+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: MR PRESIDENT! OH MR PRESIDENT! I AM TIRED OF WINNING!! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!! OHH! FUCKKKK! [+7] u/rooftop_druid: I genuinely feel bad for people who never get a chance being born in war torn regions. Very scary to think about. Regardless of what actions take place in Iran or not I hope they do eventually find some sort of peace over there [+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Opened at 683.06. At 683.26 an hour before close. Impressive theta. [+7] u/Last-Expression1660: you would think by now i would have learned fridays dont trade [+7] u/itsnotshade: Bears I hope you exited before you get liquidated again [+7] u/Ascertion: Did Trump forget to cook the PPI numbers? [+7] u/ClarkFable: Bears eaten steaks rn [+7] u/No_Assistance5652: #Eat Shit Silver bers [+7] u/tropicalia84: You ever seen a nearly $4Trillion MCAP stock down 2% every other day of the week All my homies hate $MSFT. Absolutely best short in the Nasdaq 100. [+7] u/IceCreamButt69: Spaceship cancelled. Back to the cardboard box I go [+7] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: The attack on Iran will play out much like Venezuela. No news here. [+7] u/GrassOrAss954: Easiest money ever made is just buying calls for power hour on big red days, and puts on big green ones. Literally never goes tits up [+7] u/ServeValuable6460: AI is actually amazing, it helped me get a $15k raise, finish games, find out I’m gay, etc. it’s limitless [+7] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Oh look blatant bs pump off of VWAP when no one is buying but morons and algos hunting puts lmao [+7] u/Relevant_Season4218: Any thoughts on Cuba?? It could be a nice place to live [+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: I didnt even know I had that much money to lose tbh [+7] u/Interesting-Wear2595: We’re even going sideways into close LOL God I hate this fucking market [+7] u/Own_Cat_9967: I bought calls yesterday. You’re welcome 🌈🧸’s [+7] u/31andnotdone: Year of the ~~horse~~ ber [+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: It's 11:30pm in Korea and the NYSE is about to open, so it's okay if you open that bottle of soju in your desk drawer. [+7] u/verysillyman: Wonder what would have happened if NVDA had actually missed earnings… [+7] u/Sad-Entertainer-2808: GOOG always carrying [+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: Well, today looks silly. I'm going to go outside and touch ass, eat grass. [+7] u/Cstooby: You know shit is about to get real when pltr is one of the only tech stocks that is green today. [+7] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: 3 hours of melt gone in seconds, get fukd bolz [+7] u/KaladinRS: As a space investor I’m getting destroyed [+7] u/anonkraken: What an unbelievably dogshit market [+7] u/Senior_Professional4: 0dte 690c real cheap rn [+7] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: This is definitely a money game. If you can’t afford a good position you shouldn’t be wasting money on stupid ones [+7] u/jiggolo420: Its been an honor scrolling down with you guys 🫡 [+7] u/soscribbly: We all know how today will end 🥱 [+7] u/Usedillusion7: "Believe it or not guys calls" degenerate wsb permabull [+7] u/ServeValuable6460: Wow nbis and crwv got fucking wrecked lmao [+7] u/drpa1n: Imagine buying stocks before the internet. You get one update per day in the morning papers. Seems a lot less stressful compared to whatever I’m doing right now [+7] u/Senior_Professional4: >!POWER HOURRRRR!< [+7] u/plutosbigbro: Netflix just got paid 2.8 billion to do nothing. What a win lol [+7] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: qqq pamp -> nvda damp qqq damp -> nvda damp [+7] u/meNriveBabylon: Saved myself after hearing of the Iran news yesterday. Thanks Iran I guess [+7] u/ValueOfADollar: sooo SPY 675 today yeah [+7] u/ICE-FlGHT: GOOGLE HAS COMPLETELY RUINED MY LIFE [+7] u/vandammes: WELL I GUESS ITS FUCKING METALS AGAIN HOLY SHIT. [+7] u/Seymour_asis501: I don’t like money anyways [+7] u/Deep-Ad-8525: Irun seeing freedom this weekend. 30k puts loaded. [+7] u/Dry_Bar_4965: IRAN attack happening this weekend. [+7] u/NocturnalCereal: This is so fucking boring [+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: My pp is this small 🤏 [+7] u/CreateDeprivation: Damn I guess cuba will be a drain on our economy [+6] u/AlGAdams: PPI is looking cooked.  Every indicator is looking cooked lmfao. [+6] u/rcantu314: Why would Obama do this [+6] u/ICE-FlGHT: I WAS LIED TO AND TOLD NVIDIA HAD STELLAR EARNINGS I CALL BULLSHIT I CALL BULLASHIT I CAAAAALLLLLLLL BULLLLLLSHIITTTTTT [+6] u/Gom_KBull: # 🦅🦅🦅Big Beautiful Recession™ 🦅🦅🦅 ^(HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU ONCE) [+6] u/amanrajjain: Wouldn’t it be awesome if we go green and get a face ripping green dildo rally to 2% will get everyoneeee [+6] u/YachtOrNothing: I dont know what to do [+6] u/No_Assistance5652: Gold is THE NEXT GOLD. [+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: HBO max is fucking terrible now. Why is it all reality shows and murder documentaries all of a sudden? [+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: inflation higher than expected, its so over bro [+6] u/zurijer: PSKY pumping 22% while they’re about to be 110bn in debt LMFAO [+6] u/RustE_Dolphin: I only started investing a couple months ago and it seems like for every 1 Green Day Is 4 red days [+6] u/JugoShvili: The Dow is under 49,000 that’s what we should be talking about [+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Ha ha, I’m in daanger [+6] u/Leather_Mention5916: The world would be a much better place if a rock was POTUS, I really believe that. Spy would be hitting 800 now. [+6] u/bearhunter429: #According to betting sites, war won't start for another 2-3 weeks at least. LMAO🤌 [+6] u/Ozqi: If anyone wants a giggle, Morningstar still has MSFT fair value at $600 with a 5 STAR! rating [+6] u/JonFrost: MAGAts I require your expert assistances What should I shove up my ass before blaming Biden for the pain? 🤔 [+6] u/Stop_The_Rain: In six months time, you will look back at some of the big tech prices and think... shit that was a bargain! [+6] u/Val44x: RATE HIKES ARE SO BACK BABY [+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Fuk Mango and his tariffs. We would not have inflation in a stable economy [+6] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: This place is fucking amazing. People saying “it’s joever” this morning, and yesterday “we’ll never be below 690 again” The dichotomy of man is actually just two idiots [+6] u/Leather_Mention5916: Remember Obama wore that tan suit? Horrible, gimme economical mastermind donny. [+6] u/ladyfairyyy: they turned off the money machine [+6] u/libradhd: Yet another day where I allow my entire wellbeing to be dictated by the random illumination of a few pixels [+6] u/Pls9887: I have puts. It's going to rocket past the "double top". [+6] u/sha1dy: I JUST WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? [+6] u/Samjabr: Market collapse cancelled? [+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Hot PPI and you thought the markets were gonna dump? ... yeah, me too. [+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: i will now offically quit trading options once again [+6] u/le_pedal: Can't wait for Monday when RKLB goes up 15% [+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Still holding calls. Cant shake me out [+6] u/GreyMatter22: In the same range for 6 months man. Just make or break already. [+6] u/thelonewanderer333: Go up you piece of shit, GO UP!!!!! [+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: I had 650 686cs, sold for .23 -31k loss. Yet another V that woulda saved me. But that's the game, and I lost [+6] u/Mother-Bottle9962: believe it or not retail is going to buy the dip [+6] u/ripcord51: is the only way to kill AI with SLV? [+6] u/PyloPower: Netflix loses like $100b in market cap but gets $3b back and this whole sub is like well done Netflix lmao [+6] u/OptionsHuduga: my homie: "my girl is a solid LA 4 but an Alabama 8." me (while looking at what is left of my port this morning): "at this point I'll settle for an Alabama 3" [+6] u/Historical-Fun-2536: Look, as long as Punch is okay, I don’t care. He’s all I have left. [+6] u/pigeon_shit: My kid is 2. When I see “Elmo” I really think of Elmo. [+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: I will, with 100% certainty, lose money today [+6] u/MichaelJamesBurry: ALWAYS BUY MU AND SNDK DIP [+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: So, I put my hands up They're playing my song, the butterflies fly away I'm nodding my head like, yeah Moving my hips like, yeah [+6] u/Ok_Cartographer9054: Wtf is going on in the market. So bipolar [+6] u/WingedScapula420: You have to admire Sam Altman’s commitment to entering a suicide pact with everyone around him [+6] u/vandammes: NO JOKE IF IRAN GETS BOMBED THIS WEEKEND SLV WILL PROBALLY HIT 120 LMFAO [+6] u/good-times-: No one is making you trade. You are retarded. It’s okay. [+6] u/Stocks_N_Bondage: https://preview.redd.it/s3s1lv8tm2mg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1b34fec43e3959a47df2998929e733f83fc0fc [+6] u/OkBandicoot9286: I love listening to the clowns argue on CNBC rn [+6] u/collegefootballfan69: Is this what a recession feels like? [+6] u/PieEconomy8476: Everytime I buy anything it dips ugh [+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: This is the saddest discussion board ever lmao [+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: MM PLAYED NVDA SO WELL GG ALGOS [+6] u/Gom_KBull: Market's dropping because it got post-cum clarity and realized [this is dogshit](https://imgur.com/a/KXL4k0H) [+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: SOLD MY OIL CALLS WHICH MEANS INCOMING WAR [+6] u/Traditional_Page_75: Sentiment looks bad. [+6] u/Creative-Position641: NBIS -10% eod as usual [+6] u/deadmancaulking: Computah, make sure these guys have a fantastic Friday and all their contracts quadruple in value [+6] u/pekas13: I almost blew up my account today, but we’re good live to fight another day lol let’s get spy under 680 foook the booomers [+6] u/AGener0usGod: Yup, my port is rinsed. See yall when I get my tax return. 🫡 [+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: Done fighting back bools? Just lube up and let the -10% correction happen already [+6] u/Top-Acadia-1936: What about that labor market stress now, Chair Powell?  Politicians?  It’s there, right?  And things are getting cheaper tho, right?  RIGHT???  So, let’s cut cut cut rates anyway.  Fucking 🤡🌎 [+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Globalization and tech were huge deflationary forces in the last 20 years but that’s done now and globalization is being undone. Yields will eventually start running away if we don’t get our spending under control. In short, we’re fucked lmao [+6] u/TokiAsuma: Can the market choose a direction already [+6] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: War priced in Now all we have to do is not bomb somebody to go up [+6] u/adwise27: JPow was 6" away from the soft landing lmao [+6] u/pussinbuuts: everyone expecting a dump so calls [+6] u/TraipseTraveller: RIP my checking account [+6] u/MrForever_Alone69: NVDA is just boomer stonk at this point [+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: # 🌮 Faces 2,000 Tariff Lawsuits Following Supreme Court Loss' - Bloomberg haha get fucked! [+6] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: I kinda enjoy the “no one gives a shit” era we’ve entered. Fuck it - do whatever - no one gives a shit [+6] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Keep buying puts retards. I gotta put my kids through college [+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: Jim Cramer ate my ass [+6] u/random120604: Instagram going to 0. I can vibe code a new one with AI and everyone will use it. Don’t ask me how. Market believes it [+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: I really hate that I keep gambling [+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: just pump or dump, i’m so sick of this sideways chop since october [+6] u/RisingSerpent222: Paper handing is worse than losing money [+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Came to check WSB after my calls this afternoon turned into ass whoopings [+6] u/Moist_Chain_POL: a death kiss from 🥭 for Anthropic [+6] u/baadllama_ghost: war with Iran kicks off this weekend, ya'll gotcha popcorn? 🍿 [+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: How do you even consistently make money in this type of range bound market [+6] u/maxmaxm1ghty: If I was actually getting chicks I wouldn’t care about the fact I just lost 100k ytd. [+6] u/shaft2007: This guy at work got fired for having sex with this other co workers wife 😂 [+6] u/PushAble2463: Damnit. I should’ve just left the US market entirely last autumn [+6] u/rcantu314: Puts at open are so obvious, so I’m buying calls [+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Spy calls at market open are gonna print HUGE [+6] u/Maleficent-Grab-2271: ITS ONLY A LOSS IF YOU SELL 🫵 [+6] u/chalupabatman2404: Reddit app designers: how can we fuck this app up even more than before [+6] u/Coley44: CRWV's dogshit performance dragging down my NBIS again #fairs [+6] u/jamieperkins9999: Made $5 and now im out for the weekend. Way too uncertain here. Good luck regards [+6] u/OkJelly7192: Going all in on the Labubu ipo [+6] u/ResidentPack4103: War is good No war is good Earnings are fuego We just saw the biggest private round close in history TODAY The best companies in the history of the world are spending a trillion dollars to grow their insane business Yet sentiment is trash ATH incoming !!!!! [+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Theyre not even hiding it today SEC CAN YOU DO YOUR FUCKING JOB? I HAVE PUTS AND THIS IS STILL PISSING ME OFF THIS IS BLATANT [+6] u/myironlung6: Zero nvda loss porn, bulls too ashamed they’re such retards for buying the top 🫵🫵🫵 [+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: I GOT NO AMMO LEFT! FUCKK MY ASS WITH CHOPSTICKS! KEPT BUYING THE DIPPITY DIP! [+6] u/zuziannka: Enough of dumping go back to 686 [+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Rip to the people who did 0dte on MSFT [+6] u/pooterssssssssss: It went from -600 dow futures to -500 in about 5min [+6] u/SaveTheAles: Just got told I'm losing my job to Al. He is a fucking dick that Alfred. Just because he is the owners son. [+6] u/The_BakedCrusader: I have the feeling retail traders will get pounded harder than Iran will [+6] u/Ceyenne18: Vix just died. Load your calls. Bears can go shoot themselves. [+6] u/Avocadonot: Its still over 20 lmao [+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: At midnight, we attack the sun. [+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: this fucking suuucks [+6] u/IceCreamButt69: Algos this manipulation that. Maybe you guys are just retarted [+5] u/ServeValuable6460: Please Mr. President, I’m getting tired of winning. I can’t take it anymore! [+5] u/chainerection: Claude just vibe coded the US market? [+5] u/Ashamed-Reaction-548: Bizarre that people are talking about a pause in interest rate cuts? Pause? They should be raising interest rates. Do they want 6 and 7 percent inflation again.WTF [+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: wearing a V-neck today [+5] u/Historical_Iron_5920: Shit just crashes every single morning Bol r fux [+5] u/schnoggly: where were you wen duolingo was killlll [+5] u/One_Impression_2253: if MSFT fills this gap, then my gap will be filled [+5] u/miata_only: The Fear/Greed index is shifting further into fear. Be careful out there beware the ides of March, you guys. [+5] u/saccotac: Circuit Breaker Levels: Friday 02/27/2026 Level 1: 6425.23 Level 2: 6010.7 Level 3: 5527.08 [+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Falling knife falling knife where are you? Here i am here I am melting in your port! [+5] u/Zyklon_Bussy: Wen do I ask about the bush situation, before or after 2nd date? ⠀⢀⣠⣾⠷⠊⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠗⠉⠉⠉⠓⠻⠿⢿⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⡿⠊⠀⣤⣒⣒⣒⣶⠒⡦⠀⠀⢠⣶⣒⣒⣲⣦⠀⠉⠓⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠟⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⣉⣉⣩⡥⠤⠤⠤⢤⠬⠥⠬⠥⠤⠤⠤⣴⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣴⡞⣋⣉⣉⣥⠄⡐⠒⠒⠒⢒⣒⡒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠛⣻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠻⠽⠟⠚⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠚⠋⠉⠻⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡷⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⢤⠤⠤⣴⠤⠤⢤⡀⠀⠹⡵⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠁⠀⣤⣶⣖⣒⣒⣒⣺⣍⡆⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠹⣤⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠏⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠴⠒⠈⠉⠉⠉⣿⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⢳⢖ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⣛⣉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣀⣨⣧⡀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠈⣦ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⣴⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⢻⡄⠀⠀⡯ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⠀⠀⢀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⠈⣧⠀⠀⢳ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠇⠀⢀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀⠘⡇⠀⢸ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⣧⠀⢸ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣟⠀⢸ [+5] u/Ecclesiastes510: My favorite: bullbear trap [+5] u/EnginrA: “OpenAI has waded into the impasse between Anthropic and the federal government….” Of course they have 🙄 [+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: The RKLB overreaction is crazy [+5] u/therealcoon: Nobody's buying shit until 🥭 makes his move on Iran. [+5] u/WuTangNameGenerat0r: Are we buying RKLB dip? [+5] u/Necessary_Hat9520: My portfolio has traded side ways since the start of the year. It’s a vicious cycle. [+5] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Thought we destroyed their nuke program last summer. OMG u guyz Have we been lied to? 🙀 [+5] u/UsualSusspekt: Winning so much we hardly know what to do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [+5] u/Big-News-2704: MMs have to keep SPY pinned at 685 for max loss on calls and puts. Market is a scam right out in the open [+5] u/The_Albertino: MSFT slaughtered. So AMZN invests $50B and it goes down? [+5] u/lupinle1: Market kangarooing for 5 months straight, meanwhile internationals keep going up. So much winning. [+5] u/wilhelm96: Welp Februbeary was fun. Looking forward to Bearch. [+5] u/Zimoula: Oh look spy to 677 again and then bounce back up to 695 for the 100th time these past 3 months [+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Anthropic and now OpenAI telling the Kegsbreath to kick rocks is the most hopeful news I've heard in 30 months... [+5] u/JeromePowellLovesMe: Msft to 410 today. Time to smash that buy button. [+5] u/chainerection: Amzn just gave us a 🖕🏻 [+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: No V for yall cuz I bought calls on a stock that is down 10% in two days on record earnings. Sorry [+5] u/casey-primozic: You can't spell "PAIN" without "AI". [+5] u/SquidKid47: Perma bear and I have 0 faith this holds [+5] u/orangeyougladiator: RATE HIKES CONFIRMED LMAOOOO BULLS [+5] u/SquidKid47: Can't wait until this fades to flat and Yahoo says "inflation fears ease" [+5] u/corndog_messiah: ##WHY ARE THEY SO JEALOUS OF OUR FREEDOM?? [+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: bet you $RDDT does +7% today just for a fucking laugh [+5] u/Ewa111493: We are so fucked Bobby [+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: And now the market goes back to ignoring all the things that it was just panicking about so much that caused it to drop 1% at open Can’t hold options for longer than a second [+5] u/Open-Yak-3708: Dumbass keep buying mag7 when the real trade is metals 🤣🤣🤣 [+5] u/NegativeAlphaLLC: Lol the state department saying Rubio is going to Israel on Monday/Tuesday 😂 Strikes are on for the weekend boys! [+5] u/AMX_revue: NVDA gang checking in spammer guy found dead at Wendy’s dumpster [+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: feel bad for jensen. bro probably going to order 40 $100 million yacts instead of 50 this year. [+5] u/Trashpanda7193: That fucking idiot burry spouting crap again. [+5] u/Independent_Term5790: We always V, we can never have a good old fashioned dump [+5] u/whitehypeman: Even the cooked numbers are bad, lol [+5] u/TJohns88: What is going on? Anything triggering this? I am poor [+5] u/jpwhat: We going to war this weekend or nah? [+5] u/Awkward-Bit8457: Im gonna go lay down. Either I lose 5k or I make 50k today [+5] u/maplessbastard: Lay on your stomach cuz ur about to get fuked friend. [+5] u/Glittering-Fail-8056: Apple finally made me broke. Officially broke now [+5] u/Fit-Impression-6602: Who tf is buying Walmart and Costco at these prices [+7] u/hubblebubble7: Another day of clueless retail buying stocks 💁🏻 [+7] u/Character_Set3454: Time to rotate out of wildly overvalued software with massive growth, margins, and cashflow into wildly overvalued, saturated consumer Staples. [+7] u/Even-Square-6246: A degree these days don’t mean much when I’m still a regard. All this school for nothing [+7] u/horseisahorse: Did anything actually happen or is this just the Fuck Your Options Friday movement [+7] u/ajw827: RKLB is being mistreated by the market today. They are the baby Punch of the moment. [+7] u/No_Tough_2065: Entire markets dumping into Netflix last 10 minutes 🫡 [+7] u/guhhhh_MU: watch this thing rip on open..... I wouldn't be surprised, nothing makes sense [+7] u/CluelessTennisBall: If you look at the stock charts like astrology then you're more regarded than me. I just flip a coin and regardless of the outcome I watch my money dissappear [+6] u/Derpy_Mc_Burpy: If someone put in 1k yesterday for 91C expiring today on Netflix, that'd have been an 80k profit. Makes me realise why they made insider trading illegal for us poors so we can't get rich [+6] u/Ok_GAINZ: the bounce before the bounce [+6] u/Ok-Abroad3877: US has a convicted felon (Charles Kushner) as ambassador to France and this was not really news. That's how much of a shit show this government is. [+6] u/NotRllytho: How can I blame this on the last guy in office? [+6] u/chibi78: watch this dip getting scooped up by this retarded market [+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: You know it is going to be a wild day when you get hit with random Discord invites from WSB regards. [+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: First 100k is truly the hardest to make [+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: See everyone's pricing in war this weekend but if it DOES NOT HAPPEN I can see a fuckin 2% green Monday [+6] u/skychief99: Orange Julius said today that he’s considering a “friendly takeover of Cuba”. Is that happening before or after Greenland? [+6] u/CarlCarl3: It's a fine day to have a small account and not be holding anything at all. most days that is sad. not today. [+6] u/gezellig2022: What is this market?! 🤮 [+6] u/Ascorbinium_Romanum: Not cooking the ppi number seems like a singal for war [+6] u/CPA-hole: Quick everyone freak the fuck out [+6] u/babar_the_elephant_: Yeah the fake out got me and im fucked. Thank you for your attention on this matter [+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: "Buy the dip" WITH WHAT? This is the 6th month in a row that i am dipping the buy and buying the dip, and ... the dip is still here. [+6] u/Clear-West747: Claude, figure out how to get my money back [+6] u/diefy7321: Bill “I saw nothing” Clinton lmfaoooo [+6] u/united_world_1729: When will this stop!? I am tired of winning! [+6] u/ultrachem: THE DOW IS AT 48900 NOW! [+6] u/symplton: 5 sellers for every buyer.. got tayum [+6] u/CalRippedken: If you ain't buying the largest company in the world at the cheapest valuation in years then you ain't black [+6] u/Warm-Profit-775: How do I explain to my wife our house is being foreclosed on because of a duo bird… [+6] u/No_Routine_17: Fuck this stupid chop [+6] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Somehow every time I trade I pick the wrong stock [+6] u/RoundMammoth2947: A whole administration complicit in the largest pedophile ring. Anyways, it’s priced in because they control the strings. Calls calls calls! [+6] u/Kattilaeikka: The losses aren't real if you don't look at your portfolio and stop answering calls. Hakuna matata. [+6] u/jernotbroke: sold my calls expiring next week for a measly 8% gain so you guys can have a green monday [+6] u/FarWay9137: Please SPY just not a fuck ass tiny theta range [+5] u/Poor_Life-choices: Inversing this sub really is the path to generational wealth. [+5] u/JustLurkCarryOn: QQQ and SPY are just waiting for you to sell your 0DTE puts before sending everything straight to hell. [+5] u/Unassisted3P: Are we seeing the $670s today? Guh. [+5] u/dansaltclan: Just do the opposite of pre market and it’ll print [+5] u/TruthFantastic1741: The Spy who shagged me. [+5] u/SadWimp: 🥭lost negotiations. Iran will stop nuclear activity but all Americans wear hidjabs from now on. All not only femals [+5] u/Ecstatic_Layer_9736: Pinned at 685. I see what theyre doin [+5] u/ballzstreetwets: Question to all: when NVDA hit 203 aftermarket couple of days ago, did any of you think 179 by Friday? [+5] u/dontlikeyacutG: mf, it shot up the second i tried to sell my puts, still got out in profit but missed out on a couple hundo [+5] u/trumpdiego: ah yes, the totally normal and cool natural pump into close [+5] u/Cav829: So many celebrations, so many tears shed, so many harsh words said toward bols and bears, so much emotion, all to end up right back where we started the week at 685. [+5] u/Bitter_Ad_2500: Going back up to open flat. Us regards always loses. [+5] u/Reasonable_Roger: Well. Fuck me I guess. [+5] u/teamyg: Shorted SLV at 83.8, I will sink with Banksters. [+5] u/united_world_1729: All of this because of our chief likes the word 'tariff'. All he had to do was to let the economy take its time. Everything was trending in the right direction a year ago. Powell would have cut the rates. The markets would have flourished. He could have claimed the victory. The midterms would have favored him. But no, he wanted to blackmail other countries with tariffs to get contracts for his personal businesses and rub his ego!