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[+164] u/Elonmuskishuman: Nobody’s an atheist at 50x leverage
[+79] u/WordsHappenedHere: State of the Union early preview:
“Country the best. Biden. Many jobs. Too many. Best economy. No inflation. Hoax. 2020. Winning. Lots of winning. Jobs. Obama. Newsom. Fraud.”
[+70] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Many Billion dollar companies have started in a garage. I've gotta get a garage.
[+62] u/patmccock86: The S&P is looking more and more lethargic with every failed pump
[+59] u/ModsAreNEETs: All of us holding puts overnight
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[+56] u/SaveTheAles: Why would Biden do this to his stock market?
[+47] u/baller1able: Which of these 🥭 will talk about tonight?
1. Tariffs
2. Canada
3. Mexico
4. Greenland
5. Iraq
6. Some other dumb shit
7. All the above
[+47] u/Moepenmoes: I don't even want profits anymore, I just wan't my money back, I swear I won't do it again
[+47] u/Borderpotroll: I’m 100% convinced Erika Kirk is a lizard lady
[+46] u/Competitive-Elk9326: 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690
[+41] u/Throw9984: This guy literally raped children
[+41] u/HandsomeTod11: Operation midnight hammer is Trudeau sneaking into Melania’s room
[+39] u/SoloOutdoor: If you tuck your ears in a baseball hat youre a retard
[+39] u/RockasaurusRex: Her: "Can I suck your dick?"
Me, an intellectual: "I don't know, can you?"
[+37] u/upwy: just remember all these dementia farts are clapping for a confirmed child raping pedophile. these people are sick in the head.
[+36] u/GoZukkYourself: 🌽 bros right now
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[+36] u/slightly_visibleRibs: it's only rigged if I'm losing
[+35] u/Wide_Basis1247: Craziest thing about the state of the union is that Donald Trump is a child rapist
[+35] u/Careless_Ad6067: Just the ugliest most unsettling collection of humans ever assembled
[+34] u/GreenGameboyColor: Why do barbers think $100 haircuts are the standard now?
[+33] u/AirportMaterial5917: I have expired worthless
[+31] u/hermeskino715: #MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND SPY
[+30] u/Initial_Ad_9250: This is a fucking monty python sketch lmao
[+29] u/skychief99: This is somehow worse than anticipated
[+29] u/eyerollingsex: Being unemployed sucks
I’m just sitting here with nothing to do bro
[+28] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Don’t know why peeps think state of the union will be positive.
🥭 either spits incoherent gibberish, so we’re flat
Or he comes out with the most unhinged shit, like casually dropping classified info on the Iran attack, so we’re red
[+28] u/ddrsdght: It’s North Korea for white people
[+28] u/TMBrendon: NVDA will crush earnings but will drop 15% anyways
[+28] u/ddrsdght: Poor people are cheering this btw
[+27] u/ProudRaccoon4653: Holy shit, he pulled the old "stand up if you're not gay" trick
[+26] u/FuckleUp: State of the GOONion
[+26] u/FeverTreeCloud: Congressional approval not necessary
Pre approved 💀💀💀
[+26] u/boostlee33: Bro might be the biggest gaslighter in history
[+25] u/Blitzdog416: 27 kids dies cuz the local government was okay with the camp owner not observing needed renovations and also not financing early flood warnings
[+25] u/baller1able: To sum up the event, bro was trolling, rage baiting, and gaslighting for 1.5 hours 😭
[+25] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: The State of the Union was a god damn spectacle. Nothing serious about it. The US is a fucking joke.
[+25] u/cashflow_: Fuck celebrities that promote gambling websites
[+25] u/ProudPeak3570: lil marco realizing being associated with Trump is a death sentence after this term
[+25] u/Forward_Walrus649: This is what it looks like to be an American in 2026 just a old delusional 🥭 rambling on about a everything he ever thought of.
[+25] u/softboiledjadepotato: If ai was fact checking this, we'd have no drinking water tommorrow
[+25] u/HomeMadeToast: He did not just say he’d award himself the medal he’s insane 🤣
[+24] u/NewDawn101: Netflix likely to abandon WB merger and pocket $2.8 billion. Paramount is batshit crazy to throw all their money away like that
[+24] u/LouieM13: So many r/conservative small dick losers here
[+24] u/Far-Requirement9180: Watch NFLX have a +10% day after I sold on a yuge loss, tale as old as time LMAO
[+24] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Apart from obsessing over the casino and walking my dog I don’t really do anything else with my time
[+24] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I feel like im watching the movie the dictator
[+24] u/bearhunter429: #Imagine wasting your evening on this shit LMAO🤌
[+24] u/maxmaxm1ghty: Everyone in that room has the backbone of a jellyfish. Go and serve your master, you sycophants.
[+24] u/TurtlePower8803: No fucking way this is reality
[+23] u/NVDAismyg0d: Boomer buying their 6th Airbnb outbidding a 35 year old couple with a child trying to buy their first starter home. Capitalism ROCKS!
[+23] u/NarrowWish8597: Erika can’t fake cry to save her life
[+23] u/Montyprice7206: #Both parties are retarded, fuck politics just make money 🤌
[+23] u/Fast_Ad_6254: He should have a soundboard up there that makes eagle sounds
[+23] u/softboiledjadepotato: "And 9 years ago, Democrats allowed a big beautiful ape to be BRUTALLY murdered.. and his name was....Harambe..."
[+23] u/LasyKuuga: 🥭 speaking normally: 😵💫
🥭 describing any form of injury and accident: ✍️🔥
[+23] u/pussinbuuts: Actual speech length: 10%
Clapping time: 90%
[+22] u/Consistent-Platypus3: Rubio knows his political career is done after this administration 😭😭😭
[+22] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: This is like what the North Korean government looks like, just clapping at literally everything
[+22] u/RaisedByMonsters: JD Vance always lookin like he smelled something bad and he’s trying to figure out what it is
[+22] u/jonneh: Gonna pull a 🥭 at work tomorrow and lie about everything 😈
#
Our data shows revenue is down—nahhh, it’s up! Bigly!
#
Our operating cash flow is declining—nahhh it’s growing and getting BIGGER! More cash flow than ever! So much cash, so much flow! Too much flow really!
#
How far could I go with this strategy? 🤔
[+22] u/Ok_Cry7572: WeWork raised $22 billion.
IPO'd at $9. Went bankrupt at $0.04.
Adam Neumann walked away worth $1.7 billion.
Employees who took stock instead of salary got $0.
The person who sold the dream kept everything. The people who built it got nothing.
[+22] u/United-Win-2432: What's funny is a lot of you voted for this guy
[+22] u/WingedScapula420: I wish I could be kidnapped across state lines and transitioned into someone stupid enough to buy this horseshit
[+21] u/JakeSal10: $500 says 🥭 tells us he killed el mencho himself
[+21] u/arkeus1: Corn knows something we dont
[+21] u/Wowmuchrya: He aint wrong we really can’t take it anymore, I’ll give him that LOL
[+21] u/abroadbroadband: The 🅱️residential
# Medal of Freedom
for a hockey goalie.
INCREDIBLE.
[+21] u/aaapod: no insider trading says the inside trader
[+21] u/eyerollingsex: Both parties clapping about stopping insider trading by politicians
They all made a bet on prediction market that they’d do that
[+21] u/bpc12: The Somali pirates who ransacked Minnesota .. im fucking dead bro
[+21] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: #will the paralyzed child please stand up
[+21] u/FuelHappy1660: Please vote in the midterms yall
[+21] u/guhhhh_MU: anyone else not watching the stream but just reading WSB comments to get the gist without needing to hear people talk
[+21] u/orobsky: Bro going to get rekt in the midterms
[+21] u/Big-News-2704: Tax cuts for the rich, tariffs for the poor
[+21] u/bearhunter429: #How can he claim grocery prices are down. Has he ever been to a grocery store LMAO🤌
[+21] u/Hour_Weight9545: anyone else regret voting for DJT? I do
[+20] u/Assketchum1: This happy about my puts tomorrow.
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[+20] u/baller1able: This is a wwe event at this point 😭
[+20] u/Wowmuchrya: She cant even fake cry properly LOL
[+20] u/octopus_serenader: is he sexualizing the helicopter?
[+20] u/greyenlightenment: predictions
trump late for speech
lots of rambling
futures totally flat
btc tanks
[+20] u/WingedScapula420: We're witnessing the single largest gathering of people who've lived their entire adult lives without functioning spines
[+20] u/Vlisa: I'm cooked. Youtube recommending me videos about growing old alone.
[+20] u/aaapod: both parties should be dissolved quite frankly
[+20] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Tune in again tomorrow for the real president, Jensen Huang
[+20] u/sonofalando: Does Mike Johnson and JD Vance get danger pay for having to stand behind 🥭 in case he shits his pants?
[+20] u/No_Assistance5652: 🥭: I think I pooped my pants
#Standing Ovation
[+19] u/LasyKuuga: Why tf is Vance so dislikable. At least 🥭 is amusing.
Vance just annoys me
[+19] u/abscando: Where do they find these people lmao
[+19] u/rhuffq: When is Trump supposed to start shooting T-Shirts into the crowd?
[+19] u/upwy: nice thing about being cash gang is that I don't have to listen to that orange turd tonight ramble on about all the scams him and his family are pulling. pedo should be in prison.
[+19] u/cbusoh66: Hey Chat, can you summarize what Trump will talk about during his state of the union speech?
Sure, here are the main points:
• Joe Biden is the worst President in America's history, everything wrong in America today (or anytime) is his fault.
• America is the hottest country on earth. Best economy. No inflation. Lots of jobs. Billions and billions of new money pouring in. Oil is cheaper than water, eggs are less than $1 a dozen.
• I am the greatest peace President in the history of the world, I already ended 27 wars and the world has never been more peaceful than under Trump.
• Epstein files are a big hoax by democrats. Pam said I am completely exonerated. Any pictures of me with underage girls are fake and made by AI.
• John Roberts is the worst supreme court chief justice in our history, he was probably appointed by Obama.
• Dow 50,000
[+19] u/RoaringPity: RKF Jr lookin for a toilet to snort on
[+19] u/boostlee33: What did we do to deserve this troll
[+19] u/_dudehangsdong: A 🥭 supporter is downvoting people 😭
[+19] u/ConsiderationKey1658: weird ass old people running things sucks
[+19] u/Betabutter: Same guy that rejoiced over Rob Reiner and his wife being brutally murdered in their home
[+19] u/Axwe8: ####THIS IS MORE FAKE THAN THE **NORTH KOREAN** CLAPPING
[+19] u/myboywears: I don’t think we give ourselves enough credit, we might be really retarded when it comes to trading stocks, but we’re actually up-to-date with political/world issues and so much more. Our friends aren’t even watching the SOTU. Like we actually kinda care lol
[+19] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #not a single mention of farmers who are gettin fuked by tarrrifs lmao
[+19] u/EmotionalMammoth8329: Literally every single person on the stream I'm watching is saying "liar, liar, liar" about this governor, like every second. 500k people watching.
Meanwhile, Trump talking was "Go USA" every few seconds.
Trump could literally say the sky is pink and it would make no difference.
This is the country we live in.
[+19] u/DebtOk4461: I can't believe this is real life. How is this guy in charge of the most powerful country on the planet?
[+19] u/cbusoh66: The guy who diddled kids and grabbed women by the pussy is talking up christianity
[+19] u/NeptuneEDM: Does he realize higher recruitment is directly correlated with worsening economic conditions
[+18] u/SecretlyARaven: Dude this smash brothers ass lineup of traumatized people is actually crazy work
[+18] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: I think the wsb widget is glitching out. There's a green arrow next to MSFT
[+18] u/GoZukkYourself: It's exhilarating to know that we're just a day away from the most important earnings report of the year.
That's right, at this time tomorrow, we will finally have the fourth quarter numbers for Pure Storage.
[+18] u/duddnddkslsep: did he just give the medal of freedom to a hockey player
[+18] u/scroto_gaggins: When does Netanyahu come out?
[+18] u/JustNumbersOnAScreen: Kids drowning - "wow thats something"
[+18] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: Rubio is the only person in this administration who knows he’s going to hell
[+18] u/kaapooj: what happened with dems that they can't find anyone with charisma?
[+18] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: 2hrs of sleepy joe getting called worst prez of all time lol
[+18] u/NVDAismyg0d: Bro really said 0 illegal immigrants came into the US since he was elected
[+18] u/get_da_maney: Oh hey most of those dickriders guna get voted out soon lmao
[+18] u/Ok-Piano8789: "the war wouldnt happen if i was president"
\- the president
[+18] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: Iran defintely getting bombed to hell this weekend
[+18] u/Kobe_Fan: thats a man who's seen some shit
[+18] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #taco: concetration camps coming back
[+18] u/booose6: THIS FEELS LIKE A DICTATOR SPEECH LMAO
[+18] u/zeusbox: oh shit..futes dumping big time.
[+18] u/eyerollingsex: Bro I can’t afford groceries
[+18] u/Ok-Piano8789: truly a fucking sick thing to say god damn man
[+17] u/RichardSantelli: this is literally just a jestermaxxing goon sesh
[+17] u/barkwoofgrrr: Lol a balanced budget? Isn't the deficit like $2.5 trillion?
[+17] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Giving a likely pedophile like 20+ standing ovations is certainly a decision
[+17] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Erika taking notes on how to cry
[+17] u/PalpitationSmooth992: every time he says biden you have to take a shot
[+17] u/FeelingCulture649: Yall deserve medals of freedom for watching this shit and posting to us in here. True bravery
[+17] u/IceCoughy: a sea of green and then there's fuckin rddt
[+17] u/JakeSal10: So let me get this straight: it’s impossible to find a job, if you find a job you won’t be paid fairly, if you find a job it’ll likely be taken by AI, if you don’t find a job you can’t work. So how is this good for the economy exactly that we have to inflate credit card debt for the consumer for them to be able to make commonplace purchases? Just my opinion, I think there’s a big rotation coming, I’d sit on cash for a little bit. Best of luck and I hope all your ports are mega fucking green
[+17] u/music_is_gud: Grab some popcorn and watch how Donny berates the justices at the SOTU today lol
[+17] u/WSB-mods-are-: Wendy's lady at minimum wage takes my order, bags my food and drink, gets my sauces and utensils, handles payments and expects a "thanks"
Bartender driving an $80k truck removes a bottlecap and expects 20%
[+17] u/twostroke1: Did he just tell a girl that can’t walk to please stand up?
[+17] u/jmc774: 🥭 "stay seated if you hate black people"
[+17] u/Mental-Weakness-567: You got to be retarded to believe anything this cunt say. Or just be my dad
[+17] u/aaapod: petition to stop bringing randos to the sotu
[+17] u/LasyKuuga: Warrior dividend lmao
Where’s my warrior dividend for fighting in the casino everyday
[+17] u/upwy: justice needs to be served to all the rapists in the epstein files
[+16] u/iliveasimplelife: mommy look, we have North Korea at home
[+16] u/Sick0h: “She’s learning to walk.”
“Please stand up.”
[+16] u/TheTronJavolta: This some real Dear Leader shit. He says some buzzwords capped by a catchphrase and they standing ovation every time so he notices them lol
[+16] u/MoonBoyHodl: So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause
[+16] u/OsamaBagHolding: # 90 deals in 90 days!
[+16] u/BLADIBERD: risked 1k today to make one singular dollar, am I goated or what?
[+16] u/fire_alarmist: I will not be listening to this retard tonight, my mind is too scrambled already. I will not descend into insanity trying to comprehend the ravings of a madman.
[+16] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: $650 is more likely than $700.
[+16] u/SoloOutdoor: Epstien victims are going to the speech
[+16] u/9tacos: 🌽 rally for SOTU address 🤡
Cliff dive by midnight 🕛
[+16] u/M4roon: Medal of freedom devalued. Wtf
[+16] u/aaapod: no tax on CASH tips which no one fucking reports lol
[+16] u/FeverTreeCloud: LOL they brought some random woman to SOTU because she is “TrumpRX customer”
[+16] u/United-Win-2432: Trump is such a beta his mail order bride doesn't even live in the white house
[+16] u/Dawnoftheman: Rip to iryna lowkey tho
[+16] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Erika was Charlie’s handler
[+16] u/Majestic-Bass6772: has donny actually ever seen anything? is everything a first for him?
[+16] u/SmurfStop: omg i can scratch off 8 wars from my bingo card
[+16] u/CriticalAnt2057: I’m pretty sure we’re all a little more stupid after listening 90 minutes in
[+16] u/Suomalainen1010: There’s like 5 ppl clapping for the dem state of the union response 😂
[+16] u/skymagic: > “The market has shown incredible resilience in the face of actual bad news, yet a hypothetical scenario sent it into a tailspin.” — TheStreet Pro
🤣
[+16] u/realtimeanalytics: It's wild to think that we could elect anyone. Like we could have a sane, well meaning, acting in good faith person as president but we choose this thing.
[+16] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: That 2 hour clown show wasted my gooning schedule now i have to get up early tomorrow to goon
[+16] u/NVDAismyg0d: Best thing ever for capitalism was to make everything so expensive that now BOTH the husband and wife have to work and produce shareholder value to pay the bills. No more slackers not producing value!
Next up is their child having to work and contribute 😍😍
[+16] u/Complete-Cat-6618: The USA chant is so cringe fr
[+16] u/twostroke1: “sir it’s been 4 minutes, we’re out of things to talk about for the American people”
well shit, let’s just bring in the Olympic hockey team and talk about them for the entire time.
[+16] u/RaisedByMonsters: Bro did they just give a civilian a Purple Heart?
[+16] u/United-Win-2432: I can't watch anymore. this is insane. I mean what is this country.
[+16] u/aaapod: he might as well pull down his pants and start jackin it
[+16] u/Right_Traffic_4821: This is my favorite day of the year for this thread.
[+16] u/primalmarket: Mind you.. this guy has been convicted under oath of CSA, is the most named politician in the 1% of files released.. and he stands before you addressing the nation.. mind-blowing.
[+16] u/ResponsibleValue7745: Little Marco has the ultimate cuck arc. Zero self respect
[+16] u/WrexyWrex: the rhetoric is so impressive, speaking for so long without actually saying a damn thing was thought to be impossible
[+16] u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes: Trump taking credits for killing the Mexican cartel leader? 😂
[+16] u/radishr: they don't give Congressional Medals of Honor for bone spurs
[+16] u/EyeSea7923: I remember when futures actually meant something.
[+15] u/dub_soda: So embarrassed to be an American tbh
[+15] u/deertracker2022: These are not serious people.
[+15] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: STILL INSISTING TARIFFS WILL ELIMINATE INCOME TAX JESUS FUCK
[+15] u/United-Win-2432: Greg bovino is at home giving his tv a Nazi salute
[+15] u/boostlee33: Kim Jong Un doesnt even lie this much
[+15] u/happy_accountant123: You can tell mango is reading off the teleprompter when his vocabulary is all of a sudden above grade 3 level.
[+15] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Need 🥭 to act completely unhinged tonight.
[+15] u/upwy: rally was led by amd and tsla today, two of the most fundamentally strong companies in the market.
[+15] u/Haikoe: I hate that that orange piece of shit lives rent free in my head
[+15] u/itsnotshade: “Wow that’s something”
Inspirational words
[+15] u/Weak_Ostrich459: What the fuck are these awards bro
[+15] u/bigmeatbag: Dude better keep an eye on his daughter around Donnie
[+15] u/Kingmusk420: LOL @ the FOX camera at the suprem court justices face when trump talked about them
[+15] u/Lost_Foot_6301: "rent is lower" huh? where?
[+15] u/SecretlyARaven: “Good luck with the whole house thing, loser”
[+15] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: How many sob stories we got are we gonna talk about the country
[+15] u/gratatatatatatat: Cant believe biden caused the war during trumps admin
That mans evil knows no bounds.
[+15] u/duddnddkslsep: what is he even talking about
[+15] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: If you sell you are not a patriot
[+15] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #With the right words Mango can send Gold to $6200/oz
[+15] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: This guy sucks, but “did Nancy Pelosi stand up?” was pretty fucking funny
[+15] u/Axwe8: # JD VANCE WEEKLY WORKOUT -> STAND UP -> SIT DOWN -> REPEAT X 10000 🤡
[+15] u/Country_Gravy420: Voting is a right, not a privilege
[+15] u/NOMADGRUBS: Bro just pump the market wtf
[+15] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Asking the paralyzed girl to stand up is one of the highlights of
[+15] u/diefy7321: 🫲🏻SPACE FORCE, MY BABY🫱🏻
[+15] u/mr_stupid_face: I don’t care who is president but the constant clapping of the state of the union just annoys me to an unreasonable level.
[+15] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Did i just see 1 hour and 40 minutes of clapping and 7 minutes of handing out medals
[+15] u/silverfutes: He should’ve just read the Epstein List.
[+15] u/fire_alarmist: How times do you guys reckon el presidente will shid pant during his 2 hr long tirade tonight? Thats a long time, Im sure there will be some heated moments where thoughts of Sleepy Joe take over his mental facilities and the dam bursts.
[+15] u/PieEconomy8476: Not him calling out Nancy pelosi on insider trading when his entire cabinet is doing the same…
[+15] u/ConsiderationKey1658: this is truly bizarre
[+15] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: “We have no money because of the Democrats”
*wires $10,000,000,000 to the Board of “Peace”*
[+15] u/Rapzination: this clapping is ridiculous. a bunch of fakes
[+15] u/PhoenixFira: the self gratification is cringe
[+14] u/Vlisa: Imagine diddling kids and then going home and telling your same age sons and daughters you love them and kissing them goodnight.
[+14] u/duddnddkslsep: I'm baffled how many fat people have appeared on my screen
[+14] u/WrexyWrex: i'm going to start lying about everything and seeing how that goes for me, i don't give a fuck anymore
[+14] u/mcslopper_bubba: LoOkS dUmPy🥴 - a broke ber somewhere
[+14] u/FeverTreeCloud: Megan is so rich because she is not paying taxes on overtime tips 💀💀💀
[+14] u/ArtisticFrame5790: That fat black lady looks miserable. She should just head home.
[+14] u/AirportMaterial5917: who tf wears a trucker hat with a suit
[+14] u/Betabutter: “How can I make this about me”
[+14] u/bigmeatbag: Very disappointed Donnie didn't have a live feed of and talk to a pilot dropping bomb on the Ayatollah in the middle of the speech.
[+14] u/Val44x: IF YOU ARENT HOLDING OVERNIGHT FOR SOTU YOU DONT BELONG IN WSB
OUT OUT OUT!
[+14] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers, it's time to clock into your evening shifts at Arby's.
[+14] u/Weak_Emu3659: All you dumbasses are good for are being someone's exit liquidity.
[+14] u/Jeffoxy: really no reason to own a private island aside from sex crimes
[+14] u/NOMADGRUBS: 🅱️ATE OF THE UNION LEAKED :
WAR CANCELLED, TARIFFS 3%, IMPORTING THICCC LATINAS, 10% TAX REDUCTION ON SHORT TERM GAINS, FRIENDLY TALKS WITH GREENLAND AND CANADA, MUSHROOMS LEGAL NATIONWIDE.
[+14] u/ResolutionAny8159: USA earnings tonight
[+14] u/watisdat: Imagine if JPOW comes out and whacks 🥭with a steel chair, SPY 1000
[+14] u/MasterElite1: >When a country resorts to import tariffs specifically to service sovereign debt, this reflects a failure of broader revenue mechanisms. The country is already in or near fiscal breakdown, and the currency is likely to collapse within a short window.
✅️
[+14] u/SmurfStop: bruh did he really say tariffs will lower taxes for the people
[+14] u/KittyLover-7: These are genuinely the most retarded men of our time
And that’s a lot considering the sub we’re in
[+14] u/Locke_____Lamora: It's kinda sad when you grow up and realize your parents aren't super heroes. It's worse when you get older and realize your country is ran by actual retards.
[+14] u/BFox1982: Is there a term limit on the length of this shit?
[+14] u/nullzeroerror: Okay bro Jesus Christ MOVE ON
[+14] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: It literally hurts to hear this retard speak.
[+14] u/Phandomtrigger: Uhhh purple heart for what?
[+14] u/softboiledjadepotato: Marco is forever questioning trading in his soul for this
[+14] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Marco: I don’t wanna be here. 💃💃🤣
[+14] u/skychief99: We're witnessing a new level of retardum
[+14] u/cbusoh66: Peace President: We love to kill people
[+14] u/rottenfence: Eric’s like I almost died for these idiots?
[+14] u/sonofalando: Private debt markets in shambles. You all ready to bail out private equity in the name of jobs?
[+14] u/anonkraken: I think being bullish is actually a political decision at this point
[+14] u/Sweg_OG: # tube comments turned off because everyone know orange man graped kids with epstein and the pdfiles
[+14] u/GoZukkYourself: Tomorrow will be >!Wednesday!<
Mark this post.
[+14] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Seems like investors want nflx to back off or lose the bid..
[+14] u/mtnrnnr802: We putting money on 🥭 whipping out his wiener on live tv tonight?
[+14] u/KittyLover-7: Wall Street Super Bowl is tomorrow
[+14] u/RareEurf: #THE HOCKEY TEAM? LMAOOOO WE LIVE IN SUCH A FUNNY TIME.
[+14] u/cantcatchafish: Who gave them the script from Idiocracy?
[+14] u/Bravadette: Bro vibrating from trying so hard to resist seig heiling.
[+14] u/Hour_Weight9545: "stop insider trading" meanwhile his entire administration insider trades too
[+14] u/Valkorion335786: #NO MORE CROOKED MAIL IN BALLOTS
We’re back in 2020 lol
[+14] u/Majestic-Bass6772: she just called🥭a shrimpy?
[+14] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: This is more standing then a Catholic Church God dam
[+14] u/solidsneeze: he started 8 wars on just my portfolio
[+14] u/FUBOSOFI: 🦞 BRING OUT THE DANCING LOBSTERS 🦞
[+14] u/silverfutes: Boss gave me a raise to cover my health insurance, the raise made me ineligible for the subsidies, now I’m bringing home less than before and my insurance sucks. Dicks.
[+14] u/spyputs1: His voice lowering like he’s getting head at the podium
[+14] u/AirwickS: Diaper must be getting heavy by this point?
Calls on wet legs.
[+14] u/powerboner: Everything is just for show and ego. Wtf
[+14] u/RED-DOT-MAN: His speech probably leaked
[+13] u/skychief99: All voters must show their tits
[+13] u/cantcatchafish: Trucker hat with the suit. Weird decision
[+13] u/UsualSusspekt: More children molested than any president ever!
[+13] u/barkwoofgrrr: What a fucking retard lol
[+13] u/Phandomtrigger: As long as he isn't in a room alone with Delilah yikes
[+13] u/OrdinaryMix4013: holy fuck the blue wave is going to be fucking BIBLICAL after this disaster of a union speech
[+13] u/Proton404x: Dudes explaining how their daughter was slain from the neck and was looking up at her attacker in fear, dude what the fuck your bringing it up like that for sheeeeesh
[+13] u/Chrg88: Just got the call to go to the hospital. First baby otw
[+13] u/IslandExact429: He is so weak holy shit
This is Sleepy 2.0
[+13] u/DiamondMan07: We are definitely invading Iran. Why else spend half the speech giving out military medals and instilling pride and glory for injured and heroic warriors. Never has it been so transparent. Puts on SPY. Calls on PLTR. This will be a long one…
[+13] u/UsualSusspekt: I missed the second half of the rant, any highlights from Pedo McPoopypants?
[+13] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Please share insider info below.
[+13] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: El Mencho died over some pussy wey. Let this be a lesson bros. Stick to men
[+13] u/PutzOnDonleon: Too bad I will miss the speech. I dont expect anything different.. illegals bad, liberals bad, Canada sux, Michelle is a dude, Mexico is a practice range, jpow is fired , tariffs are amazing
[+13] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: TryNotToRapeAnybodyOnTheWayToThePodium.
**SPY $700**
[+13] u/sandygws: 🌽 Bros be like:
➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩
➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩
➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
[+13] u/Realistic_Manner238: Listen man, I’m bullish as fuck. But homie be pulling numbers out of his ass 😂
[+13] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Pot calling the kettle
[+13] u/abscando: That camera crew is on fucking point
[+13] u/Federal-Ad9740: This is fucking hilarious
[+13] u/nullzeroerror: This is just Nazi germany
[+13] u/k3t4mine: SOTU humiliation rituals are always the best part of the speech
[+13] u/dash_trash4255: Headed to liberty for a trad wife scholarship
[+13] u/RareEurf: #MELANIA IN CHARGE OF AI? AHHH FUCK NO ITS OVER.
[+13] u/No_Bat5023: this gotta be the worst timeline.
[+13] u/ProudPeak3570: may sound insensitive but most americans dont give a fuck about these sociopolitical issues. Lower our taxes and col
[+13] u/dash_trash4255: Hopefully Epstein is the next surprise guest
[+13] u/kaapooj: the level of corruption that the president's son in law is working for the US gov in an unofficial position (negotiating war conflicts lol)
[+13] u/ohjeez-88: how can anyone support this haha
[+13] u/ohjeez-88: market so wanted to pump but it cant cause this is so fucking retarded
[+13] u/The_real_Covfefe-19: $1 trillion budget for the military alone, while vastly overspending skyrocketing the debt. How very fiscally conservative.
[+13] u/duddnddkslsep: Man looks healthier than half of Congress
[+13] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Longest sotu in history fuck yeah
[+13] u/GuyFaulks77: Nancy Pelosi on CNN. She looks shook that she can’t make insider trades anymore.
[+13] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: The world will heal when all crypto goes to 0
[+13] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: CNN interviewing a listening group in Michigan. Jesus, those people are dumb as fuck.
This is truly depressing.
[+13] u/patmccock86: BTC in the tank, S&P can't move, people keep getting rugged on metals, what a time to be a trader
[+13] u/jonneh: **Citron on SNDK**
> While TV pundits pound the table herding retail into cattle cars, Western Digital, the long time investor, sold a significant portion of its holdings days ago, 25% lower.
>
> Ask yourself why. Because they know the cycle is approaching a peak, and they're not waiting for the bell.
#
This is a gross misrepresentation of the WDC sale. This was a debt-for-equity exchange with affiliates of JP Morgan and Bank of America, essentially WDC swapping its SNDK shares to retire its own debt. WDC didn’t sell because they’re bearish on NAND, they sold because they’re exiting the flash business entirely and cleaning up their balance sheet.
#
**TLDR**: Fucking short sellers up to their usual shenanigans
[+13] u/ConsiderationKey1658: bearhunter429 is in the files
[+13] u/AbrocomaNegative825: There are people in this very thread clinging onto a single call they bought for 200 dollars which is their whole month savings. But you know what? For a few days they get to feel hope, which is the first time theyve felt it in years. And to that i say, right on buddy, i hope you get a 20 bagger 😉
[+13] u/Pazzaaaaaa: The pedophile in chief of Israel is here!
[+13] u/DesticularDorsion: We are 100% going to war bro holy fuck lol
[+13] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Imagine watching the state of the union and commenting on reddit instead of doing coke with the bois.
[+13] u/Thug_Nachos: I cant help but laugh at how utterly fucked we all are that we have to watch this stupidity in our lives
[+13] u/thehacktivist1: THE DOW THE DOW RIGHT NOW, IS OVER 50 THOU! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING? THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT! THE DOW THE DOW RIGHT NOW! S&P AT ALMOST 7 THOU! THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS! HOW IS THE DOW!?!?!??!
[+13] u/twostroke1: Megan is so much richer for taking home that extra $5k a year. Congrats Megan.
[+13] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Lmao imagine being that girl pawn in 🥭 chess
[+13] u/31andnotdone: i dont wanna live here anymore
[+13] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: This is a really hard watch
[+13] u/Country_Gravy420: He's killing futes.
Fuck this guy in the ass with an elephant dick
[+13] u/SmurfStop: Fake crying is back on the menu boys
[+13] u/Majestic-Bass6772: dems are fucking pathetic at a time we need them most holy shit
[+13] u/you2234: Wow- the amount of people that have died or suffered life long injuries directly due to mangos policies is incredible
[+13] u/TheMostAverageDude: Literally the longest sotu ever by over twenty minutes now and we ain’t covered shit. Make anything print
[+13] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Puts should print but this market is so fuked and retarded we’re opening at 695
[+13] u/Super-Extent-1210: Corn 🌽 pump over. Down to 60k in the morning
[+13] u/RockasaurusRex: I didn't see the speech tonight but I'm guessing it was two hours of "I am great, Sleepy Joe sucks" based on the fact that that's all he can say.
[+13] u/FeverTreeCloud: We have no money to clear up the snow ❄️ because of the Democrats 💀
[+13] u/spyputs1: My bro high as fuk we watching this and this 🥷 keep standing up and clapping too
[+13] u/AdIndependent3751: You get a medal! You get a medal! You get a medal!
[+13] u/Paul_Robert_: There's a lot of good things to enjoy in the world though. For example, the Dow was over 50 thou!
[+12] u/AwwwMannn13: Clap if you're a pedophile
[+12] u/Gom_KBull: # BIG BEAUTIFUL RECESSION 🥭🏚️😘
[+12] u/JakeSal10: Credit card debt at an all time high, reaching a 2008 level crisis quietly without the explanation…
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: holy shite r/conservatives is leaking to our chat here
[+12] u/Betabutter: Can’t wait for after when Erika Kirk comes out on stilts with Roman candles
[+12] u/vermilli21: Holy shit this is boring....
[+12] u/RelationshipShort460: holy fuck that woman is large. 3 pizzas
[+12] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: That Afghan national was admitted under the first 🌮 administration btw
[+12] u/bigmeatbag: Yeah they are having to join the military cause there aren't any jobs or housing
[+12] u/orsomeshitidk: We’ve very demonstrably become a worse place to live over the last 15 years. Bummer.
Anyway night night. Gotta be up early cause I suffer from the terrible misfortune of not having been born rich.
[+12] u/BushReagan84: +34% day on my port! Now i have $13.40 🥳
Edit: held CRM calls overnight and bought MSFT calls midday
[+12] u/TheGoochieGoo: Gonna start loading up Microsoft
[+12] u/spellbadgrammargood: My life's goal is to work at CostCo.
[+12] u/wafflepiezz: $MU plz just giga pump to $450+ already
[+12] u/Rare-ish_Birb: I think the doomview over job losses resulting from ai is overdone. I mean, anyone laid off from a $150k coding job is just gonna start a new online business, buy a winery, or end up day trading 0dtes right here for big profits, right?
[+12] u/spwath: Who else is pregaming this speech? Whiskey and weed
[+12] u/Out_Phishing: This clapping reminds me of north Korea
[+12] u/aaapod: bringing in the hockey team like they cured cancer
[+12] u/szokdogg: Fucking hockey team walks in during state of union address 💀
[+12] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: Iran? Data centers? Drones? Metals? Pump something man
[+12] u/KindlyTie6602: JD Vance’s eyeliner game is on point tonight.
[+12] u/Ok_Environment_3618: 10 min speech, 20 min claps
[+12] u/Rinolboss: Trump I need you to say 6 7 for generational wealth please
[+12] u/blm4lyfe: UNH is always collateral damage lmao
[+12] u/BunsMcCheeks: Bro wants to talk about insider trading when him and his son are blatantly taking part lol
[+12] u/kaapooj: usd is not a serious currency anymore
[+12] u/civillyRange: Sit stand sit stand
These guys look like regards LMAO
[+12] u/boostlee33: Beautiful young woman 🤨
[+12] u/Valkorion335786: Is Sleepy Joe asleep or is he watching this
[+12] u/Majestic-Bass6772: PUTS on these boomers' knees and hips from all this standing and clapping
[+12] u/duddnddkslsep: If the average American ate a high protein, low fat diet, we wouldn't have people thinking the orange is Jesus.
[+12] u/PalpitationSmooth992: STAND
CLAP
SIT
STAND
CLAP
SIT
[+12] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Please clap for Israel. Please ☹️
[+12] u/WingedScapula420: I understand now why so much of this country is on fentanyl
[+12] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Next Hes gonna bring out diddy like ellen show
[+12] u/HandsomeTod11: These people haven’t clapped so hard since their last visit to Epstein Island
[+12] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: State of Union? ❌
State of Autocracy ✅
[+12] u/SxeySteve: Imagine getting a standing ovation from the people you spent WWII blowing up
[+12] u/mikey_rambo: Yeah we drilling tmw, this dude fumbling
[+12] u/solidsneeze: if I stood face to face with Melania, I'd have to wave my hand in front of her eyes to see if she's real
[+12] u/Illnevertell369: CAN WE GET A PRESIDENT UNDER 80 Next!
[+12] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: "i always wanted to give myself the congressional medal of honour".. "if I could I would and stand next to you up there"
the fucking ego
[+12] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Y’all getting sent to the frontlines of Iran tomorrow
[+12] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Such a progressive country to have a mentally disabled be president
[+12] u/RagingBearBull: its shrodingers economy.
The economy is both a disasters and the best economy in the history of economies !!!
[+12] u/NlNJANEER: My favorite part about the stock market is that it can’t commit to a direction until the exact microsecond after my trade fills. After which, it picks the opposite direction
[+12] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Im not even gonna watch, just gonna refresh this page vigorously.
[+12] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Day 1,136 of gambling options until I’m rich:
Still poor.
[+12] u/dylanx5150: I'm gonna get my SOTU updates from you all, because I just can't listen to 🥭.
[+12] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Jesus Christ this is a hard watch
[+12] u/Solid-Season9984: #SIR, ITS TOO MUCH WINNING I USED TO BE LOSING BUT NOW IM WINNING!!!! ITS TOO MUCH SIR!
[+12] u/Technical-Emu-32: Medal of Freedom to play hockey. Wtf
[+12] u/-IQ200: He was there for the girl’s summer camp? 👀
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #lmaooo the pointed to the wrong retard lmao
[+12] u/Kramerica_CEO: I swear to god this is bizarro world. 10 years into this shit and everyone still falls for his lies. This has to be a psychological experiment
[+12] u/Bluesquare9: It's kind of like listening to jazz... you can zone out for minutes at a time and come back realizing you didn't miss anything.
[+12] u/SDeft3: You gotta be a special kind of regard to think Somalians are what’s causing suffering in America
[+12] u/Suomalainen1010: Hahahaha just calls out Nancy that’s was funny
[+12] u/RaisedByMonsters: “Please stand up”
I’m fuckin dying.
[+12] u/Axwe8: # WHY IS EVERYONE STANDING UP EVERY TIME LMAOO 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+12] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: I want a wall built between the Epstein pedos and the rest of us
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: You can tell Vance is looking for that woman Erika in the crowd.
[+12] u/RareEurf: #LMAO THIS 🥷 SAID NOTHING ABOUT DATA CENTERS.
[+12] u/cbusoh66: He loves little Marco now
[+12] u/Throwdest: What color high heels 👠 does Mike Johnson wear at night
[+12] u/diefy7321: ##🫲🏻Bring out Nike tracksuit maduro🫱🏻
[+12] u/cbusoh66: A big beautiful massive ~~penis~~ helicopter
[+12] u/Majestic-Bass6772: buddy seen some shit
[+12] u/Internal_Field5970: After watching this tonight I’m pretty sure I’m overly qualified to be the President of the United States
[+12] u/bigmeatbag: Still waiting on these talking heads to discuss whether Donnie used a diaper or a little kid under the podium to relieve himself during the record breaking long speech.
[+12] u/PalpitationSmooth992: i dont think you guys understand how bad the bloodbath is going to be after NVDA earnings
over 5 billion dollars flowing into bonds after hour
5 billion not million
BILLION
[+12] u/topcheddarsauce: Here is the hockey team, also you have no money for groceries
[+12] u/wildcat1055: geez 🥭, talk about the important things!
Like what's the latest with Punch the monkey?
[+12] u/khante: Kinda envious of all the exercise they are getting up by standing up every five seconds. I need to get off of my fat ass
[+12] u/Whole_Tea_4383: your republican friend will listen to that and say « hell yeah im voting for that again »
[+12] u/No_Current3675: 🥭 had ulterior motives at that girls’ camp.
[+12] u/aaapod: mike johnson wants to go on grindr so bad rn
[+12] u/dunk4899: Fuck twitter, this is the best live stream out there
[+12] u/ClueWeary9098: No one seems excited to pass that ban insider trading act lmao.
[+12] u/Phandomtrigger: I have never heard someone talk about themselves so much, gotta have a counter for each time he says Trump
[+11] u/MasterElite1: Why is the state of the union?Just a bunch of random f****** stories about people.What the f*** is this s***
[+11] u/Adorable-Cheek-7112: so insider trading is so bad but moving the whole market just to benefit his family and fuck buddies are not?
[+11] u/aaapod: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+11] u/ResponsibleValue7745: How many times has he said ‘they’ve never seen anything like it’
[+11] u/LasyKuuga: You know what fuck this hockey team
I wanna see raccoon girl
[+11] u/Severe-Tangerine891: They filmed the wrong old guy lmao
[+11] u/Hour_Weight9545: wth is liberty university
[+11] u/FullCopy: Melania looks like a Bond villain.
[+11] u/bigmeatbag: Imagine thinking Melania could even spell AI
[+11] u/zeusbox: Yeah let's explain in details on how your daughter died.
[+11] u/RaisedByMonsters: Marco Rubio looks like he’s keenly aware that he doesn’t have a soul. And that he misses it.
[+11] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Market like 😴 BRING ON JENSEN
[+11] u/hallett21: Fuck em up Donnie. 650 open
[+11] u/IndependentUsual7444: I'm not listening to a 3 hour speech man
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: I provided the liquidity today
[+11] u/Ok_Cry7572: Smart phones really just ruined everything. People don’t even know how to sit still and think anymore. Everyone is constantly overstimulated, addicted to the passive consumption of random bits of content streamed into their eyeballs
[+11] u/jackedup13: Gonna smoke a fat king sized joint before the state of the union
[+11] u/spellbreaker: Remember fellow regards, the market can stay bankruptmaxxing longer than you can financemog
[+11] u/ProudestPeasant: I gunna make felafel roll.
chickpeas are underrated.
[+11] u/dataCollector42069: Well my MSTR puts are fucked
[+11] u/colinr813: Top 1% commenter = disregard anything they say
[+11] u/ConstantAd1: Trump announces all gold held at Fort Knox has been traded in for Buttcorn
[+11] u/BladeRunnerN9: BTC crashing upwards
[+11] u/ComprehensivePin4632: Corn is back on the menu
[+11] u/softboiledjadepotato: 12 minutes until the super bowl of Shitposting
[+11] u/arkeus1: Lmao 🥭shit his pants and the cabinet members are stalling
[+11] u/ratfukabich: Never wanted a roof to cave in so badly
[+11] u/curlnut3_14: What’s the over/under on standing and clapping?
[+11] u/PermissionJealous814: Are any of those numbers real?
[+11] u/nullzeroerror: What a stupid pathetic dumbass country we’ve become
[+11] u/UsualSusspekt: This would be hilarious if he wasn't a child rapist
[+11] u/maxmaxm1ghty: Feels like we’re literally living through a chapter of Revelations lol.
[+11] u/Deadsea3132: Will epstein be mentioned
[+11] u/music_is_gud: The pan to Bondi when he said "Dow at 50k" lmao I lost it
[+11] u/DeadLightsOut: Look I know I know but it’s genuinely insane how this guy can just get up and lie through his fucking teeth and not even blush.
[+11] u/octopus_serenader: this is some cartoon moustache-twirling villain ish
[+11] u/twostroke1: Most tried.
Actually they didn’t try.
But they tried.
[+11] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Where did 🥭 find all these human props
[+11] u/FeverTreeCloud: Orange 🍊 man mentions Nancy Pelosi and they show Elizabeth Warren on TV 💀😤
[+11] u/Ok-Piano8789: kindergarten brain shit man
[+11] u/Axwe8: # FIRST TO STOP CLAPPING LOSES 🤡
[+11] u/Dawnoftheman: This is where it gets toxic lmaoooo
[+11] u/aaapod: rick scott jumpscare jesus
[+11] u/ShroomGrown: Finger clap from Sage
[+11] u/KleenVision: Fake ass crying faces.
[+11] u/kingofshitmntt: Just remember this guy had underage girls at mar-a-lago with Epstein and Howard Lutnick was his neighbor
[+11] u/whitewashedsyrian: What is the felon of the United States yapping about now
[+11] u/United-Win-2432: They're so proud of being trash
[+11] u/Gullible-Dance-1704: #i am sad to see how this beautiful country has turned their backs just to worship this person which happened to be the dealer.
[+11] u/Bpallstar95: Are we really praising operation midnight hammer as we stage to invade Iran to impede the program you claimed to decimate lol?
[+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Just yell epst31n he will stop talking
[+11] u/aaapod: this is definitely the worst sotu i've seen
[+11] u/cbusoh66: ICE just grabbed Enrique in the hallway
[+11] u/moorhound: Jesus christ that poor old man deserves the medal for having to stand so many times
[+11] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: lmao.. ZERO mention of any crypto news. Bye Bitcoin.
[+11] u/Suomalainen1010: This is the best the dems have to go on live TV for a response. Cooked. Again. They have no one
[+11] u/cashflow_: I hope everyone finds happiness
[+11] u/Round-Huckleberry570: LETS GO CAVA WOOOOO, it’s great earning a few hundred bucks when your already down half your salary YTD
[+11] u/octopus_serenader: Tonight 🥭 is gonna announce he'll be funneling all NVDA profits into a private account in Qatar for him to distribute.
[+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: A full year where we stay in this range would suck but would be objectively really funny
[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: "**MY**........(SPY Futures -1%).........**FELLOW**.......(-2%)........**AMERICANS**......(-4%)......."📉
[+11] u/pmotiveforce: Yeah, we are cooked. This low IQ tard is slurring and rambling even more than usual. I feel like I'm on the Truman Show.
[+11] u/Maleficent-Grab-2271: NVDA beat, market panic. NVDA miss, market blow up. Believe it or not, calls
[+11] u/Unlucky-Energy-2767: Epstein is in Tel Aviv buying Nvidia calls
[+11] u/KittyLover-7: Remember the credit card interest rate cap? 🤣🤣
[+11] u/WonUpH: Biden gonna get roasted hard for what happened this year
[+11] u/zestykite: watch him announce war during the speech while actively starting the bombing iran. i wouldnt put it past him.
[+11] u/Ok-Meet7854: Almost time to watch grown men stand and clap over and over again for 2 hours
[+11] u/music_is_gud: China is threatening Donnie with a 500% tariffs unless he removes all tariffs. Lmao guess which country doesn't have a 15% limit on tariffs rn
[+11] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: John Fetterman just confuses me as a human being. Like can a stroke just make you act against every impulse of a logical brain?
[+11] u/naija123456: I have seen this play book before. He'll say absolutely nothing special and we'll pump tomorrow and dump Thursday
[+11] u/United-Win-2432: This is some North Korean shit. You're gonna get shot for not clapping hard enough.
[+11] u/Majestic-Bass6772: just straight dick sucking on LIVE TELEVISION
[+11] u/Serious-Government32: This performative asf , why they clapping over olympics
[+11] u/jayxmor: LMAO the comments got me fucking dying in here. I could read this shit all day
[+11] u/CUbuffGuy: Idk why I even have this on tbh, we all know he’ll say:
We used to be a dead country, now we are the hottest!
Biden ruined the economy, but now it’s amazing
Gas prices are like .50c, don’t bother checking
California fires could have been prevented but they wanted to save a fish
No tax on tips is totally a game changer
[+11] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Calls on data center stocks, babyy
[+11] u/aaapod: not the somali pirates lawd
[+11] u/Qwelfr: Only Barron’s allowed insider trading
[+11] u/upwy: charlie kirk hated israel before he died, will they honor that part of him?
[+11] u/InverseHashFunction: He should've been a senator. He would've killed it with the filibuster.
[+11] u/BarbellPadawan: Can’t believe I wasted all my screen time on *that* BS
[+11] u/tombrady011235: None of this has to do with the actual, literal state of the union
[+11] u/deadmetallucyluce: Nancy Pelosi about to go nuclear with more insider trades
[+11] u/ch0c0l8cake: Did you hear?!?!
#THE DOW IS AT 50,000!!!
[+11] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Yay another government handout to big tech. (Not socialism btw, give me your food stamps)
[+11] u/Whole_Tea_4383: WAIT ISN’T SHE SUPPOSED TO NOT WALK AND SHE JUST STANDS UP BY HERSELF???!!💀🤣
[+11] u/SmurfStop: why emphasis on the adjectives he uses for the girl is weird as shit
[+11] u/oldprecision: That room could use a lot of ozempic.
[+11] u/Awkward_Ad_5102: Could you imagine an audiobook of Harry Potter by 🥭
How many additional hours would it take to get through a chapter..
[+11] u/HandsomeTod11: Last time all these people saw each other in the same room was on Little Saint James
[+11] u/skin_flute_player: This has been a straight up award ceremony. 😂
[+11] u/theummeower: The good stuff starting to wear off for 🥭. He’s slowing down here
[+11] u/Damandalorianway: can anyone point me to a store where eggs are 60% cheaper
[+11] u/Effective_Dog3089: My mom called JD wife a jeet
[+11] u/AwwwMannn13: Clapping like they're not gonna lose the midterms
[+11] u/LostandConfused2024: Woke up because of food poisoning. This shit fucking sucks. Puts for the day
[+11] u/primalmarket: Biggest group of pedos in a single gathering.
[+11] u/CasherburyTales: Can’t believe the Supreme Court all showed up wearing Wu Tang forever T shirts. Wild
[+11] u/Happy_Discussion_536: Sports are the top issue facing Americans 🫴
[+11] u/FeverTreeCloud: BALANCED BUDGET overnight 💀💀
[+11] u/Electronic-Advisor72: When is the Nikki Manaj and kid rock half time break.
[+11] u/Napster-mp3: I’m starting to hate this world
[+11] u/itsamemyusername: Vote! Ask your friends to vote. Midterms will be our only chance to save this country.
[+11] u/Majestic-Bass6772: dude looks shell shocked
[+11] u/maldinisnesta: He really said "Somali pirates".
Just pure racism wow.
[+11] u/Bravadette: Abigail u can be angrier. You're allowed.
[+11] u/Forward_Walrus649: "🥭 - hey grok write me a ending speech that sounds liberating for the americans"
[+10] u/JakeSal10: This state of the union is the literal definition of an echo chamber
[+10] u/bigmeatbag: Next level delusion on healthcare, "we'll just give the people cash to pay for it". lololol. How is that not just a regarded form of socialist healthcare?
[+10] u/SecretlyARaven: Bro he’s breaking like 25 laws right now, this country is a joke
[+10] u/YOLOdollhair: Liberation day tomorrow. Market will be liberated from this range.
[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: Glad I won’t have to fact check anything after tonight’s address, because everything said will be bullshit, grifting, and general lies.
[+10] u/bpc12: The obvious play was puts tonight so I went calls
[+10] u/stupidber: Now that u/31andnotdone isn't sending nudes anymore the responsibility falls to me. Everyone check your DMs.
[+10] u/SmurfStop: This rat race for breadcrumbs doesn't seem worth it
[+10] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Bros bragging about kicking mfs off of foodstamps
[+10] u/Technical-Emu-32: We've got the best clappers. The hottest. Frankly the best there's ever been.
[+10] u/Majestic-Bass6772: JD Vance's investigation is gonna lead to Barron 😭😭
[+10] u/Coogiez: Hey there Delilah what’s like in New York City
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: You should be ashamed lmao
What a fucking speech
[+10] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: His wife can’t even put an English sentence together lol
[+10] u/mysuruhuduga: Something about Erika tells me she is fake
[+10] u/CalRippedken: More retarded than usual in here
[+10] u/TyroneSwoopes: Wait I thought we decimated irans nuclear program w that crazy bunker buster. Did they build it back already or..?
[+10] u/Illnevertell369: Send this guy to Iran!
[+10] u/HandsomeTod11: Turns out the soybean farmers were the real soyboys all along. Didn’t even get a shoutout lol
[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: I don’t understand how anyone looks at the 1yr spy chart and is bullish
[+10] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Comment below me has smol pp
[+10] u/ddrsdght: We have the power to completely wipe out countries like nobody’s ever seen in the history of the world before - 🥭
[+10] u/Bilbo_Butthole: I exited 25% of my AMD position today with a $106 cost basis
[+10] u/Ewa111493: I’m a goof thought Nvida earnings were today lol
[+10] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Taking all side bets on Trump shitting his diaper live on TV today
[+10] u/casey-primozic: Everything about Mango is about poo. He shits his pants on the regular, he spews verbal diarrhea, everything he touches (businesses) turns to shit, just shit shit shit lmao.
It's the Shit Presidency.
[+10] u/gainsusmaximus: 🌽 said fuck your poots
[+10] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: stimi checks. tax cuts. actual physical bitcoins.
taco gonna bring it.
[+10] u/cuminsideofmeplz: The more it pumps before the speech, the more confident I am in my very out the money puts expiring tomorrow
[+10] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Is he gonna makeout with erika kirk before beginning
[+10] u/Staynunknown4ever: If he says "I'm gonna fuck them right in their asses" I will win 500k. It's up to you now daddy
[+10] u/Tough_Emu_1335: Omg his hair is fucked. PUTS
[+10] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: CANADA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WORSE THAN BEARS!
[+10] u/cryptohorn: It's gonna take another 250 years to get over the last 10
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: THEY HAD THE CAMERA ON THE WRONG OLD GUY
# LOLLLLLLLL
[+10] u/RaisedByMonsters: JD Vance always looks unsure.
[+10] u/IndependentUsual7444: State of my spy calls needs to improve
[+10] u/aaapod: damn that was a fat lady
[+10] u/blm4lyfe: LMAO the look on the Supreme Court justices, “This mother fucker is really dumb”
[+10] u/bigmeatbag: Roberts regretting giving Donnie that immunity
[+10] u/maldinisnesta: So he just invalidated the Supreme Court to their face. Okay.
[+10] u/pmotiveforce: Wait this cunt is still claiming foreign countries pay the tariffs?;
[+10] u/barkwoofgrrr: This tard calling anybody else corrupt is rich
[+10] u/pmotiveforce: And..I'm out. Literally can't take it any more, it's pure ragebait gibberish. And his weird fucking baby voice he uses is just too much. I will catch the recap if a thing but the usual campaign speech comes up.
[+10] u/chilicheesedogs54: His adderoll is wearing off mid speech
[+10] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Alright just say NBIS will be the main producer of US AI datacenters and HOOD will hold the main investment account for the treasury
[+10] u/bigmeatbag: Bitch can't afford $4k how the fuck she gonna afford a kid?
[+10] u/Axwe8: # NANCY PELOSI LMAO 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+10] u/DickiesDippinDicks: What a weird influx of cock sucking bots
[+10] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: That fat bitch front and center really thinks she doing something lmao
[+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: Jingoism levels are off the chart sir
[+10] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I too love when my government pretends to be a sports crowd
[+10] u/topcheddarsauce: arent religion and gov supposed to be like, idk separate?
[+10] u/Soossaaaa: Snap still has Trump banned and for that reason I'm a proud shareholder
[+10] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Greatest trader of all time
[+10] u/Ble_h: Making fun of a old man with dementia is mean but this fucking retard is the leader of our nation.
[+10] u/throwawayainteasy: Watching the SoTU makes me really see the appeal of ODing on fentanyl.
Never got it before. Now I understand.
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: Saw the BTC candle and checked SPY
We open at 695 tomorrow boys
[+10] u/Big-News-2704: So everybody except me been winning all this time?
[+10] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I bet she has a tramp stamp
[+10] u/FormalCompetition118: BRING OUT KID ROCK!!!
[+10] u/SilverPrivateer: Bernie bros refusing to vote for a woman is what caused all of this... it all could have been averted
[+10] u/mtnrnnr802: I’ve never had second hand embarrassment so extremely before
[+10] u/Mobile_Collection646: can i use my child’s trump account to buy calls?
[+10] u/wildcat1055: Aren't you glad the supreme court gave this guy immunity
[+10] u/SecretlyARaven: Idk who the fat bitch in the red is but I’m 80% sure it’s just 6 hogs trapped in a blanket and it’s trigger my predator instinct
[+10] u/cryptohorn: More D's than R's have voted in the texas primary early voting. Yea November finna be so bad for them
[+10] u/Bendak_Starkiller_: what he means to say is we're going to war
[+10] u/SmurfStop: $1776
Don't spend it all at once
[+10] u/cbusoh66: The State of the Medals
[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: 🌽 bros
This is your king 🤣??
[+10] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Kids with tramp accounts will be richer than me in 14 years lmao!
[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: Not getting laid in high school or college is causing an epidemic called Tech CEO
[+10] u/NVDAismyg0d: Great a new house listed for sale in the neighborhood we are looking to buy in!
8946 views and 4722 saves on Zillow within the first 24 hours🤡
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #He's gonna declare ber illegal LMAO🤌
[+10] u/Majestic-Bass6772: dick riding of levels you wouldn't even believe
[+10] u/Get_dat_money: Natural gas in that room at an all time high
[+10] u/tombrady011235: I think AOC should get two medals of freedom, one for each tit
[+10] u/M4roon: This is boring. Scanning room for hotties
[+10] u/JustNumbersOnAScreen: He came from a helicopter - nobody knew where he came from.
[+10] u/2020isgreat: futures going up from this lmfao
[+10] u/Sidney_Godsby: My wife is under strict orders if my brain is ever as far gone as his.
[+10] u/cbusoh66: Trump Accounts
Trump RX
Trump Eggs
Trump IVF
[+10] u/Throwaway18987987: They keep clapping so they don’t have to listen to him anymore
[+10] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: 🥭 spared no expense rounding up all his pawns fuck
[+10] u/United-Win-2432: Let's not pretend that Marco doesn't understand exactly what he's doing he knows exactly what he's doing
[+10] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I been watching this shit the last 30 minutes and i honestly can’t tell you what they talked about
[+10] u/HomeMadeToast: Ok actually what is he on about lol
[+10] u/cashflow_: OFFICIAL CASHFLOW ANNOUNCMENT
DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS, ( MOSTLY ME FEELING FRISKY), I WILL NOW BE RUBBING ONE OUT. PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB ME
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL FRISKY CASHFLOW UPDATE
[+10] u/givemeHEADies: Just a little locker room talk is all
[+10] u/FeverTreeCloud: YOU 🫵 caused that problem
Not me 😤
[+10] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Somali pirates mentioned.
BULLISH GOLD
[+10] u/WingedScapula420: Marco Rubio has consistently looked like he was a moment away from killing himself since he took this job
[+10] u/No_Bat5023: this MF loves to take credit for shit he didn't even do
[+10] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Supreme Court justices about to get insulted to their face.
[+10] u/ConcentrateOk57: All I need is a 14% jump on silver
[+10] u/powerboner: Dude is so fucking retarded I’m shocked he’s not a mod for WSB
[+10] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Wake up mothafucka lol
[+10] u/EyeSea7923: Somali pirates getting shat on. Capt. Phillips would like a word
[+10] u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes: The lunatic calling others crazy 🤣
[+10] u/PositiveToe2761: I hate boomers so much
[+10] u/sonofalando: Just hit $980k in retirement. It’s time boys. We are less than 2 months away from 6 zeroes. 😳
[+10] u/HandsomeTod11: Dude wants to give out medals like Kim so bad
Next year he’s gonna be wearing a uniform
[+10] u/SolidAndEdgy: we’re fucking cuhked
[+10] u/cuminsideofmeplz: BREAKING: 50% Alien Tariffs
[+10] u/IndependentUsual7444: Can I go to Mexico now
[+10] u/boostlee33: Founding fathers rolling in their graves
[+10] u/bigmeatbag: Dude they broadcasting fuck ice button lol
[+10] u/civillyRange: Sage finger clapping LOL
[+10] u/skin_flute_player: 🥭: “ I just shitted my pants”
**APPLAUSE**
[+10] u/LasyKuuga: America got more medals today then at the Olympics lmao
[+10] u/Kramerica_CEO: I mean, we just don’t care about truth anymore 🤷♂️
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: We're getting into "I wonder how much longer he'll keep talking" territory
He's locked in
[+10] u/barmeloxanthony10: Ilhan omar is sick rn😭😭
[+10] u/cbusoh66: Now we know why the price of silver is going up, they're making medals for everyone
[+10] u/LasyKuuga: Vance standing up would have been a great drinking game if I wanted alcohol poisoning
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: Cramer pumping sofi
It’s over, I’m out of that
[+10] u/Ok-Abroad3877: Billionaires want us all dead and hope that AI will become their servants. They'll probably eventually be killed by AI too.
[+10] u/maldinisnesta: They literally declined the invite what?
[+10] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Is he gonna talk about gta 6
[+10] u/yeahyoubored: Erica Kirk’s acting is off tonight
[+10] u/ercanbas: lol he made that 1775 story on the spot after realizing his mistake. Pretty impressive.
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #the ratings are in. speech is 80% disapproval. LMAO
[+10] u/silverfutes: During the Bush years, it was hard for me to imagine a more hated republican president. Now i treat it more like a game. JD’s going to be lit.
[+9] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: How many times they gonna get up and clapping
[+9] u/AdviceAltruistic7360: Can’t walk “please stand up”
[+9] u/boostlee33: Marco almost looks like he is regretting selling his soul
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Probably red tomorrow
[+9] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Somebody bought up NVDA ahead of earnings. Waaaay up. That means 'dump eeet' after they meet revenue targets and provide middling forecast. But your poots still won't print.
Now, if they meet revenue targets and signed new gpu contracts with the Martians, then your calls have a chance to print!!
>>But they won't print either.<<
[+9] u/snspro: 🥭declaring war in a sec
[+9] u/colinr813: Bullish bots infested this thread. Puts on Reddit.
[+9] u/CPA-hole: I enjoy large breasts
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: Let me hold you now
You're six feet from the edge and you're thinking:
Maybe six feet
Ain't so far down.
# 🫂😔
[+9] u/Forward_Walrus649: Nothing but scammers and pedos is suits taking our money
[+9] u/ConsiderationKey1658: we are an an embarrassment
[+9] u/No_Current3675: # ARE YOU WINNING, SON?
[+9] u/31andnotdone: WERE GONNNNA WIN BIGGER THAN EVEEEERRR‼️ 🗣🗣
[+9] u/willbabu: At this rate he gonna be talking though nvda earnings tomorrow 😂
[+9] u/Deadsea3132: Hey american stock bagholders come take a look at our fucking hockey team
[+9] u/WrexyWrex: what the fuck, make my stocks moon you stupid fruit bitch
[+9] u/SecretlyARaven: Justices look like Frankenstein realizing what they’ve made lol good job regards
[+9] u/What-the-fluff-: I can't listen to this clown anymore. It's painful.
[+9] u/ApprehensiveSkin6982: Is Kid Rock playing half time?
[+9] u/No_Assistance5652: Trump: Corruption is plundering America
#LMAO
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Solving problems that were already solved truly impressive
[+9] u/WendyDumpsterFire: China is winning rip to 🇺🇸
[+9] u/powerboner: Bro’s just zooted on pain meds
[+9] u/RtrnOdaMac: The amount of human props is too much. I just want to know about the economic strategy they are planning. Instead we get Uncle Enrique, more awards than The Oscars, stories about 8 wars that sound like Grandpa walking 18 miles in the snow. Nothing of substance has actually been said here. And he just announced he is wrapping up. Literally what in the hell??
[+9] u/Me-Regarded: Ber extinction event coming 2/25/2026. We shall never forget them
[+9] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: I feel like no announcements are coming
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: Are you not entertained
[+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: What’s crazy is learning about a globe-spanning pedo ring and pulling all the stops to protect the perps
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: This dude is a sick fuck
[+9] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Erkia crying fake tears
[+9] u/wildcat1055: do I get a purple heart if I watch the speech all the way through?
[+9] u/EmotionalMammoth8329: I still cant get over the 8 wars... like, cmon bro
[+9] u/Rapzination: this old man is rambling on and on omg
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: in a parallel universe this fat old pedo is a fucking outrageously funny entertainer
[+9] u/Val44x: Calls locked and loaded at celebrate America and spy 700 tomorrow!
[+9] u/Actual_Difference617: I can feel the MSFT pump coming in my bones.🦴
[+9] u/wrongrobertpatrick: https://preview.redd.it/ggkxw97ngilg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6a2c9f7b4604488fe47b151957de1b4c17e1af
I hope the bottom is in
[+9] u/Ancient_Sort5820: Believe it or not, SPY 700 EOW
[+9] u/NOMADGRUBS: BITCOIN doing its thang
[+9] u/dylanx5150: Saylor jerking it so hard right now.
[+9] u/9tacos: My wife won’t let me watch it 😒
[+9] u/Quick1711: Your wife is a smart man
[+9] u/MorpheusMKIV: Bro he just making shit up
[+9] u/MrKrustySocks: Another USA chant lmao they look so uncomfortableeeeee
[+9] u/booose6: Only RFK is prepared for the absolute leg workout the GOP is getting rn
[+9] u/JakeSal10: JD sitting behind 🥭 looking like Erika Kirk 😂😂😂😂
[+9] u/Forward_Walrus649: We are watching a dictator movie
[+9] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Elizabeth Warren looking excited is a terrifying thing
[+9] u/abscando: JD appointed Somali Czar
[+9] u/Ok-Standard-2485: I bet that illian Omar woman gots a rockin body under all that drapery she wears
[+9] u/duddnddkslsep: Fat lady in the red thinks she's worshipping Jesus right now
[+9] u/abused-throwawayy: The market about to old yeller my puts tomorrow 😔
[+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: Everybody has a plan until they get 🌮 to the face
[+9] u/jerm2z: wtf people talking like corn pumped. It’s the same damn price it’s been for weeks
[+9] u/Get_dat_money: "15% tarrifs on everything, except adult diapers"
[+9] u/vermilli21: Is this 1.6% inflation in the room with us right now?
[+9] u/United-Win-2432: I went to North Korea when I was stationed in South Korea. This is the way they treat the dear leader
[+9] u/Jeffoxy: Iran wants to take **YOUR EGGS** 🫵
[+9] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: no way he just dunked on pelosi
[+9] u/ResponsibleValue7745: Stop insider trading, but it’s okay for Trump to make billions on various scams
[+9] u/duddnddkslsep: We giving out purple hearts to fat people now
[+9] u/HappyCanibal: Bro im so full of word salad
[+9] u/Forward_Walrus649: You get a medal 🏅 👉, you get a medal 🏅 👉, stand up you get a medal 🥇 👉 all night lol
[+9] u/Happy_Discussion_536: He's gonna promise some random ass free shit that people will eat up, believe dat.
[+9] u/MoonBoyHodl: This shit is a sitcom
[+9] u/aaapod: how many women do you think this room has raped collectively
[+9] u/rdblaw: Man I’d call in sick so I don’t have to clap this much
[+9] u/IndependentUsual7444: Its crazy this isn't even half over, I'm tapping out
[+9] u/barkwoofgrrr: It's a pledge? That means absolutely nothing lol
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: Bro taking shots at ol Nancy now 😔
[+9] u/Serious-Government32: I would be pissed if I had to stand up every second
[+9] u/barkwoofgrrr: Culture war shit isn't going to win the midterms
[+9] u/kaapooj: mexico theater opening up
[+9] u/cbusoh66: Who's that whale in Red?
[+9] u/DeadLightsOut: I expect at least 15 minutes of “why we need to go to war with Iran”
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: I wouldn’t be surprised if Pam Bondi had stainless steel fake tits
[+9] u/Pale-Silver-8178: fullported IBRX calls so now its going to crash you can thank me.
[+9] u/RockasaurusRex: If he strokes out on TV tonight somebody please remix it to Yakety Sax.
[+9] u/SupremeCripple_: Slyly admitting to voter fraud in the state of union wasn’t in my bingo card
[+9] u/bigmeatbag: "They were draining the country while the kids were draining me."
[+9] u/-IQ200: Affordability is fake & gay.
[+9] u/deadmetallucyluce: New rape payor protection plan
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: me turn on Trump's speech for 10 seconds: How do people watch this shit?
[+9] u/kronus87: This is hands down the best sub for state of the union comments!!!
Might be the first time anyone said, FANTASTIC JOB WSB!
[+9] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Puts on Somali pirates
[+9] u/theshamwowguy: Surprised Erika isn't sitting under Vances desk
[+9] u/Mobile_Collection646: why is he going into such gory details about every murder it’s making me uncomfortable
[+9] u/Betabutter: Marco is dead inside lmao
[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: Imagine having to fact check all these claims. Sisyphean task.
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: At this rate I might get a medal before I get a flair
[+9] u/BigToe_Switchblade: He wore the extra absorbent diaper. He can go all night.
[+9] u/boostlee33: I want my 2 hours of my life back
[+9] u/i_simp_f: Anthropic? More like **am throbbing** am i right
[+9] u/AFTCP: Rewatching Band of Brothers for the 30th time. What a show.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #People used to get out of work at 4 pm to avoid rush hour and then at 3 pm and now you can get out at 2 pm and still get stuck in rush hour traffic LMAO🤌
[+9] u/diefy7321: When WSB is full of 🥭 haters, you know this about to pump LMAO
[+9] u/GneissFrog: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+9] u/Impossible_Drop_4288: he was at the summer camp ?
[+9] u/BunsMcCheeks: Btw this is literally all lies lol things are clearly more expensive than a year ago.
[+9] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Bullish on pirates booty
[+9] u/cbusoh66: Erika has already moved on, she banging JD now
[+9] u/Ok-Thought-9960: The Addy wearing off
[+9] u/duddnddkslsep: He probably has a diaper on, Marco can smell it from down there
[+9] u/itsamemyusername: Please Lord. Do your thing. No better time than now. No better place than here.
[+9] u/yeahyoubored: all the AIPAC dems stood up for that one
[+9] u/Out_Phishing: How long is this shit how tf he got more stamina than me im tired after and not even doing shit.
[+9] u/barkwoofgrrr: He spent most of this speech describing in detail how certain people got brutally murdered
[+9] u/Sick0h: 3 sentences connected together.
Gen Z: omg it’s AI bro
[+9] u/SmurfStop: 🌽lost half of its gain again
[+9] u/dylanx5150: 🥭 gonna call for 6 Supreme Court justices to be deported.
[+9] u/diefy7321: Nasty nasty SC judges lmao
[+9] u/No_Current3675: What a disgusting menagerie of sycophantic parasites. A fucking waste of carbon.
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: I bet orange 🍊 man was sleeping 💤 and didn’t even watch the gold medal game
[+8] u/IslandExact429: This is a frat house speech
[+8] u/sftheory: wtf are we even talking about here?
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: very top? is that a market signal?
[+8] u/BunsMcCheeks: Bro is hanging on to the podium for dear life and blowing out the mic
[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: this turd loves these pressers
mf will ramble on for hours trying to get more claps like a dog waiting for a treat
[+8] u/sp2802: 15 mins out of 30 mins is just clapping wtf
[+8] u/tgff333: This easily looks like this could be Russia or North Korea
[+8] u/ProudRaccoon4653: We're gonna take money from insurance companies and give it to the people so they can buy insurance from who exactly?
[+8] u/GneissFrog: We should all get purple hearts for listening to this garbage. Our ears earned it.
[+8] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: this necrophilia stuff is scary
[+8] u/sha1dy: ARE WE BOMBING IRAN TONIGHT
[+8] u/_pout_: Remember when NVDA had normal price action and went up to 212 and didn't look like a flopping fish?
[+8] u/ConstantAd1: I can make back my losses, just one more trade
[+8] u/Anonymustafar: Sydney Sweeney will blow me before spy hits 700
[+8] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Novo Nordisk to cut Ozempi & Wegovy prices by up to 50% next year
Still unlikely to make a dent in the number of fat asses lmao 🐖 🐷 🐽
[+8] u/PotentialFan8677: Somali pirates pillaged Minnesota
[+8] u/karo_r44: Replace the word “ problem “ with the word “ opportunity “ in all your thoughts
I have a drinking opportunity
[+8] u/havnar-: One day, I’m going to buy the right option, I’m sure of it
[+8] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #RELEASE THE NON-REDACTED FILES DURING THE STATE OF THE UNION
[+8] u/NVDAismyg0d: My gf triggered im listening to donnie yap. Sometimes I wish I was her, doesn’t care about politics, doesn’t know WSB exists, uses a financial planner to buy VOO monthly, doesn’t know what options are and just reads and draws and works in a hospital
[+8] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Canadians in shambles
[+8] u/noahmfs: Is like watching a tv sitcom
[+8] u/sandygws: Asian markets absolutely ripping. Green all over.
[+8] u/Hour_Weight9545: lmao they yelled epstein files? did i hear that?
[+8] u/ResponsibleValue7745: god I hate this man and this divisiveness that’s almost entirely created by him
[+8] u/DevoMar: Bro, Marco's reaction was weird af
[+8] u/rm0277: This could’ve been an email
[+8] u/fenriswulfwsb: "I rebuilt the military"
The sand castle you made on Epstein's island was not military engineering bro.
[+8] u/IllBuyYourCar: Whole crowds quads are fucking burning from all this standing
[+8] u/upwy: he's going all in for this one because he knows he might be impeached and in jail for the next one
[+8] u/Local_0DTE_Dealer: 30mg Adderall IR only lasts so long
[+8] u/NotMe357: https://preview.redd.it/mklfv9vefklg1.jpeg?width=2047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9d97aa2942216a99e0b84f4ddf0c61b6ae4d65
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I’m more of an ass person myself
[+8] u/Ble_h: He’s going to announce 50 trillion in trade deals.
[+8] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Gonna take a shot everytime 🥭 says Biden or sleepy joe.
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: how much drugs is taco getting injected to speak over 2 hours? like 5 minutes regarding the economy, and the rest talking about the deep state briden, osamab, hunters laptop, and god knows what.
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Little Ceasers-Hot and Readys are still the best bang for the buck fast food you can get right now and it's only a matter of time until Little Caesars adjusts for market value. I'm sure they could argue a 9-10 dollar hot and ready and still be cheaper than most food places for how cheap and filling it is. Fast food should be cheap and filling
[+8] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: 🥭 could announce no taxes on bull earnings and they’ll still dump it due to options
[+8] u/Forward_Walrus649: Open the damn casinos already
[+8] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Well my moms dead and my dads a dead beat so at least I can’t let my parents down.
[+8] u/Sick0h: Let’s be honest, if you did an overlay of every dude that ever visited the island the common facial features gotta make a dude that looks just like Saylor.
[+8] u/guhhhh_MU: barron totally scrolling this thread while listening to this
[+8] u/Anonymustafar: “Wow that’s something” 😂😂😂😂😂
[+8] u/michaelklemme: Bro thinks tariffs stopped the war
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I wanna know about that illegal alien from proxima centauri mayne
[+8] u/silverfutes: I’m mid 40’s & these people are all twice my age.
[+8] u/malcrox: My senile paranoid cat lady neighbor makes more coherent sentences.
[+8] u/silverfutes: I don’t give a fk about ur resume
[+8] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Im starting to think maybe these walstreet nerds dont understand AI very much
[+8] u/AirportMaterial5917: you're going to be... a 👹 GREAT 👹 MOM 👹
[+8] u/upwy: I want jared kushern's freezer investigated. he may be a cannibal. a creature from world war Z
[+8] u/SolidAndEdgy: Parlay:
Israel mentioned ✅
Biden mentioned ✅
Over 5.5 randoms mentioned ✅
[+8] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: He didn’t say bigly once my polymarket didn’t print
[+8] u/absolutxtr: Literally just fucking talk about the Epstein files and the 20B 🥭 just gifted himself. This is fake sounding and regarded
[+8] u/Damandalorianway: bro said i ended the gaza and israel war 💀nigha they demolished gaza that’s why it ended
[+8] u/PushAble2463: My move tomorrow is to pray for a +12 % day in msft
[+8] u/traditionalbowyer: Yall might want to buy software. Just saying
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: CANCEL the SOTU. DOW is below 50k.
[+8] u/Haikoe: Mango going to go full circle and confess he in fact is Mr garrison
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: AH is fake
Except when it matches my positions 👀
[+8] u/brute-forced: Raise your hand if you like being gaslit
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: 0 Illegal Aliens admitted to United States for the past 9 months
[+8] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: This is literally watching the movie the dictator
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: Technically the Dow is at 49k 🥀
[+8] u/Throw9984: "I just shit my pantaloons"
*Standing ovation
[+8] u/31andnotdone: verbal diarrhea never ends
[+8] u/NewDawn101: Grab her by the puts
[+8] u/IslandExact429: Is there news or random pump?
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: A portion of their soul leaves with every clap
[+8] u/eveningcaffeine: leg day for these politicians
[+8] u/mysuruhuduga: We are gonna win so much you may even get tired of winning, and you will say please, please, it’s too much winning, we can’t take it anymore, Mr pres it’s too and I’ll say no it isn’t, we have to keep winning and we have to win more
[+8] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: I should’ve just taken edibles and played rocket league then watch this clown shit
[+8] u/Sick0h: Poor guy is so tall his legs were hanging out the chopper
[+8] u/bigmeatbag: Very disappointed Mike Johnson didn't jerk off during the speech and use his copy as a cum rag
[+8] u/twostroke1: **EVERYBODYS UP, WAY UP**
wsb retards: 👀
[+8] u/ResponsibleValue7745: So what is the state of the union? We good? I just saw an awards show…
[+8] u/FindingZen4: Imagine still being in the daily thread
[+8] u/IllBuyYourCar: Just woke up from a nap and was reminded how retarded all you are
Should’ve stayed asleep
[+8] u/_pout_: Hear me out: raw sugar cookie cookie dough is baller.
[+8] u/PicklePot83: SOTU at 9pm?! Isn’t that way past the 90% geriatric congress people’s bedtime?
[+8] u/Majestic-Bass6772: fucking hell 15 min circlejerk to start off the address
[+8] u/Majestic-Bass6772: this level of jerking off makes a SPY moonshot inevitable tomorrow
[+8] u/Mobile_Collection646: he’s openly mocking the judicial branch to their faces LMFAOOO
[+8] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: I TOOK PRESCRIPTION DRUGS
[+8] u/kriegkopf: LMAO pelosi called out
[+8] u/Mobile_Collection646: pelosi got called out LMAOOOOOO
[+8] u/kriegkopf: LOL the close up on Omar when he said "Somali pirates"
[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Talk about Jeffrey mr president I wanna see an ovation
[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: these old mfs are gonna start passing out from all the nonstop standing and sitting
[+8] u/ShroomGrown: He's not talking about the Union. Just individuals
[+8] u/duddnddkslsep: The summary from today:
\- Who the fuck is the fat girl in red?
\- Why did the fat guy get the Purple Heart?
\- Henry Cavill looked like he saw "the glimpse of us"
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: They created crypto as a form of natural selection meets eugenics
[+8] u/Solid-Season9984: #Surely nvda won't dump the entire market after earnings again, right?!?!?!
[+8] u/Few_Egg3567: Putting the finishing touches on 🥭 paint job, snug up his diaper. He's ready.
[+8] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: 🧔♀️mods are gonna need a Taint of the Union thread or a lot of us are catching baans.
[+8] u/Blitzdog416: horrifying room of sociopaths
[+8] u/Clear-West747: You all better be clapping damnit. Palantir is measuring the intensity of your enthusiasm for [REDACTED]
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: Dems wanted to impose largest tax increase!!
Nah bro, that was those tariffs that are “paid by other countries” 💀
[+8] u/DOKTANO: Clock it clock it lol JFC 😶🔫
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: Last year this guy from Market Watch reached out to me to interview me about my Platinum trade. He never ended up following through and I was glad because I embarrassingly lost 30k on that trade. But I now feel like I had a lot to teach people. Namely, not to be like me.
[+8] u/music_is_gud: Any reason not to full port into KORU?
[+8] u/itsamemyusername: He's not wrong he literally drove the country and the economy into the ground.
[+8] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: I’m gonna write in for Marshall Mathers 2028
[+7] u/ten7four: You hear that algos? DRILL BABY DRILL
[+7] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Tomorrow imma be like wooooooo (or alternatively, imma be like nooooooooo).
[+7] u/Forward_Walrus649: 🥭 cronies to daddy don after sotu
https://preview.redd.it/rhmybvb0yjlg1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fda0b17caf9acdda3713e8b0daeb3aeed62a592
[+7] u/PalpitationSmooth992: now talk about how she was giggling at the thought of merchandising his death immediately after
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: Died in war? Nah, accidentally blocked a hockey puck LMAO
[+7] u/ConstantAd1: Mike Johnson: "2025 was just setting the table. 2026 will be the feast and the banquet in the economy."
it's over you guys
[+7] u/ProudPeak3570: state of the union about to be better tv than the superbowl
[+7] u/Forward_Walrus649: Biden is the reason for our high inflation 😂😂
[+7] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: What % of what he is saying is actually true? 0? Lmao
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Even 🌽 is pumping. That's when you know this pump is bullshit
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Does the child get paid for this atleast
[+7] u/BoratOhtani: I’ll the give the right your ID, but in exchange I want a national voting holiday, and make it free, convenient and expedient to get said documents.
Deal?
[+7] u/_dudehangsdong: Oh you bought calls for the state of the union speech where he said nothing about the state of the union?
[+7] u/ThaddeusJP: Tonight: SOTU that could crash the market Wed
Tomorrow: NVidia Earnings that could crash the market Thur
Thursday: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Michael Bolton!
[+7] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: Down 10% on my AMZN shares 😡
[+7] u/apurimac777: Imagine if we had 24/7 markets with this retard about to run his mouth until midnight
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: All of our congress people looks like AI bots.. "stand", "clap", "USA! USA! USA", sit.
[+7] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Hell yeah the goalkeeper will give the rest of the SOTU
[+7] u/Jeffoxy: #DOW 49000 (formerly 50,000)
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #When I become the president my state of the union speeches will consists of me listing all the stocks I like LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Fkn1v1mem8: I have to turn 5k into 80k pls help
[+7] u/kriegkopf: mango in red tie, sell signal
[+7] u/ConsiderationKey1658: straight up what a bunch of old chodes
[+7] u/CPA-hole: PLEASE IM TIRED OF WINNING
[+7] u/bpc12: Honestly I feel like trump is on his best behavior so far 😂
[+7] u/Bluesquare9: They said, "wow, that's something..."
[+7] u/Betabutter: Oh Christ this is like a shitty high school lunch room
[+7] u/SecretlyARaven: Oh shit he’s gonna invade Somalia and Maine
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #When British people come home from work they take off their suit and drop that funny accent and start talking normal LMAO🤌
[+7] u/sonofalando: The year is 2050. Spy just hit $685 🤡
[+7] u/HandsomeTod11: Shit is so crazy North Korea might actually be allowed to watch this
[+7] u/JakeSal10: “Biden created housing problem” 😂🫵
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Hmm Barron you hear that? You can't profit from insider trading
[+7] u/duddnddkslsep: I'm only here for the data center pump, can we skip all this far-right nationalism?
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: If you have only 0,01 cents, you can become a millionaire by simply doubling it every day for a month
Yet why is it so hard
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I buy calls and sell puts. My bullishness knows no bounds( I make minimum payments on my cc bill every month)
[+7] u/Get_dat_money: Hegseth has his butt vibrator set to max
[+7] u/ProudPeak3570: shes having a hard time faking tears
[+7] u/zestykite: this man a professional rambler. hours on end about random nothing
[+7] u/HandsomeTod11: lol JD and Johnson gotta waft in that diaper stank
[+7] u/pigeon_shit: Is this a filibuster?
[+7] u/RougarouGumbo: Ahh the dog walking tax lady going to tell us about affordability. Can’t make ts up.
[+7] u/Axwe8: #### What if 🥭 goes to **sleep** before the speech?
[+7] u/cbusoh66: Jensen will be signing even bigger tits after EC tomorrow
[+7] u/aftherith: Rapid Onset Adult Retardation or R.O.A.R.
[+7] u/user365735: DID THEY PASS THE CLARITY ACT?🍻🍺
[+7] u/Get_dat_money: "Sleepy Joe pooped my pants!"
[+7] u/---Right--Tackle---: #Just gotta compound at 30% annual for 15 years and you’re all set. Easy, that’s all there is to it kids.
[+7] u/Mobile_Collection646: he’s just straight up lying to me and i’m laughing , i’m so cooked dawg
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: lol you guys are so fuked .. anyways how do I make money from this?
[+7] u/zestykite: futures gave a lil pump fake there. didnt like something
[+7] u/Sea_Trip_8941: I need spy to go down 3% tomorrow. Or more. Spy 6600
[+7] u/Wsbmodisgay: MSTR has no business being over $120 right now
[+7] u/Devastaytah: We getting Donald J Pump or Donald J Dump? Place your bets
[+7] u/Venice_LA: tough year for Canada so far
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: FREE LUIGI
Orange 🍊 man doing more damage to UNH than Luigi has ever done
[+7] u/barkwoofgrrr: November can't come soon enough.
[+6] u/MentionThen200: His crazy stats remind me of something ChatGPT would throw out of its ass. What if his advisors are just GPT’ng everything
[+6] u/Phandomtrigger: Any problems blame the other side, just like a fucking kid. Dumbass will never take accountability
[+6] u/ShroomGrown: USA hockey team is a prop for a pedophile. Sad
[+6] u/No_Current3675: Is he gonna grab them each by the pussy?
[+6] u/NVDAismyg0d: NVDA going to smash expectations and go up 10% and every big tech stock will
Moon, NBIS up 20% too
[+6] u/Icommandyou: US markets are underperforming rest of the world and that was not on my bingo card honestly
[+6] u/SadDevelopment3049: Mr. President, we’re winning too much, please, please, no more winning!
[+6] u/ohjeez-88: That ranks up there with the Gettysburg address
[+6] u/DevoMar: Dude struggling to read that teleprompter
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie keeps pointing out his next victims
[+6] u/Put3socks-in-it: My first visit to hospital via ambulance. Didn’t think it would ever happen but at least I finally get to put my many years of insurance dollars to good use
[+6] u/lalyt93: Wait till you learn about deductibles
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: what's sad is that this guy thinks we give a fuck about any of this.
just make the options print you dumb ass
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: what about your wall bro?
[+6] u/kemar7856: Bro is just talking to fill time right now
[+6] u/ahh_chuu: where is bloodborne 2 announcement?
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Only thing I’m sure of is something is being tariffed tonight
[+5] u/ApprehensiveSkin6982: Are those medals made of gold? He's signaling something
[+5] u/Sidney_Godsby: Anybody else take the over on times he gropes his own daughter tonight?
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: I’m only here to hear the words data center
[+5] u/Big-News-2704: Dear Lord, please let me never become one of these yes men 🙏
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Donnie needs to one-up Obama and bring out the aliens right now
[+5] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Theres no way melania fucks that big fat orange gurdiling bastard
[+5] u/TheChevyMan0717: Standing ovation for gas lol
[+19] u/Active_Drawing_3362: State of the Union: regarded
[+16] u/TreGet234: Do you know how absolutely miserable you have to make existence for people to stop wanting to have kids? Give someone a big house, an ugly wife and a simple 40 hour work week and you will have 5 kids.
[+16] u/TreGet234: Twitter has got to be 98% ai at this point.
[+13] u/BerryExpress: women hockey team must feel real nice after last night
lmao, douchebag
[+13] u/TreGet234: Korea index currently growing at a healthy and sustainable rate of 12% per week.
[+13] u/Status-Net2947: This state of the union speech was the worst speech I have ever seen in my life. How to cover competence with narcisstic behavior.
[+12] u/Senior_Professional4: if we open above 700 tomorrow ill drink a cup of my own piss !remindme 29h
[+12] u/pancake_Flathouse: NVDA will crush earnings. Whole market will rise.
Tomorrow we open past 705, then start to fall. Tomorrow will end -0.3%.
IV makes every single option on the option chain of every single stock lose money.
[+11] u/swampassOG: 🎶I'm a little Europoor, short and stout🎶
[+11] u/Educational-Cat-2553: Jensen shows his new crocodile jacket
Investors cum
[+11] u/vandammes: GET READY MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY IS GONNA BE THE BIG ONE.
[+10] u/Overall-Fold-9720: What will come after the UFO files, to avoid talking about the Epstein files ?
A - JFK
B - 9/11
C - Fort Knox audit
[+10] u/IRunFast24: Looking to trade 100% on emotion today.
[+10] u/Bagholder71: Euro market is Hella boring
[+10] u/Traditional-One-259: mr gorbachev pump those stocks!
[+9] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Lol some of the comments here are making mango of all people sound smart
[+9] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Palantir is a legitimately terrible company, they are basically a pastiche of the antagonist mega corp from every cyberpunk book and movie.
I’m so fucking bullish on this company. Give it 10 years and they are gonna be an honest to god corpo-state with their own military and shit.
[+9] u/REBS6: For a 99 year old that guy that seems to have a lot of strength left
[+9] u/jernotbroke: genuinely wondering if i am ai at this point
[+9] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: 80% of the people in that room touch kids
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: 🔮 today I predict berpocalypse
[+9] u/osdc17: Reminds me of the videos of the Yugoslav parliament in the years leading up to the civil war
[+9] u/Big_Cryptographer863: I hate talking on Teams meetings for 10 min. This guy goes on and on.
[+9] u/Big_Cryptographer863: It's funny how delusional they are.
[+9] u/Tyneuku: Why do they clap for a full minute?? Who are these people
[+9] u/throwawaydonaldinho: State of the Union was basically nothing regarding Iran right?
[+9] u/Reversion603: > Market crash is literally impossible
This will never age poorly.
[+9] u/NoDay1395: Bro is milking her daughter like a prize cow
[+9] u/csr8765: Crypto pump fading fast, as it should
[+8] u/TangerineHors3: I didn’t get to see pelosi’s knockers once
[+8] u/kananishino: lol i sold my calls at the literal bottom yesterday -5k
[+8] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: let's all watch the obese pedophile spew verbal diarrhea onto us for 2 hours
[+8] u/Comfortable733: imagine if a 1% commenter replied to you 🥰
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: China was right to ban Onlyfans. It's a sickness
[+8] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Corn up means liquidity is back . AI circle jerks continues
[+8] u/Successful_Doubt8632: Saluting anyone holding options on either side. Cash gang. You are pussies.
[+8] u/sharpyz: We are doomed af they cheering on 2$ gas that don't exist 😒
[+8] u/Master_Public4697: idk what 60% is but i just paid like $8.99 for a dozen eggs
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: The longer he talks the more my precious metal stocks pump I'm all about it
[+8] u/SwingLord420: 200k on margin LEAPS nvda, pltr, goog, Meta, lly, spy
Hoping to upgrade to a Cardboard Box Pro subscription after nvda earnings boyz
[+8] u/pokehexem: Can we go -3% already
[+8] u/CMDR_Shepard96: I can't be the only one who finds the USA chanting cringe asf.
[+8] u/JaredFlys: Melania is def trans
[+7] u/Joppop1: SPY what the fuck are you doing
[+7] u/joe_deertay-: If this shit rugs imma laugh and cry at my port
[+7] u/After-Question3165: Bro that’s Henry Cavill
[+7] u/analgape4206969: Fuck i thought it was wednesday what am i gonna do with this way otm nvda call now
[+7] u/edapalooza: He was murdered after saying to release the files…
[+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Somewhere out there theres a regard whos gonna buy calls or puts based on the number of times Trimp says crooked joe biden
[+7] u/jlw993: Remember when WSB had good memes
[+7] u/enc-nyc: shit that EOD pump destroyed my 0dte puts, why did I hold them like retard until EOD?
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: I commend all of you retards that will withstand the verbal braincell-killing diarrhea that will be the sotu. I will wait for the cliff notes
[+7] u/PhotoSpheres: If silver breaks 120 by April I’ll eat my shit
[+7] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: No crying in casino. Except crytobros, they are allowed to cry because they put everything they have into magic internet money
[+7] u/SnooShortcuts7911: The financial media wouldn’t be trying to figure out why Bitcoin is going down if they understood why it went up in the first place. Once you understand that the Bitcoin rally was nothing more than a massive bubble, the "mystery" of why the price is now falling is solved.
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: I’m drinking off script now I admit it
[+7] u/Wizen_Diz: Did he say WE took out the guy in Mexico??
[+7] u/wenxuan2: Market crash is literally impossible at today day and age. The only “crash” we are getting are sideways market for a very long time.
[+7] u/necarpenter417: This place is really a gathering of retards. There have been way too many comments about NVDA's earnings not doing shit tonight.
[+7] u/ObscureUsername000: Good news for Bitcoin: it's 1% daily drops now mean it only loses $600 dollars a day when it used to mean it lost $900-$1200 a day
[+7] u/lysergalien: I bought puts as a hedge for my larger call position. You bought puts because you are a 🌈🐻. We are not the same.
[+7] u/jer_nyc84: Dems just kinda sit there and take it. Weak.
[+6] u/iAintOrdinary: Holy fuck Americans are so cringe.
[+6] u/Stuckinthesandbox: They’re going to rug pull those kids so hard.
[+6] u/Ghost-1969: Cant believe the hockey team are still standing there 🥀
[+6] u/GamblingMikkee: LMAO WE CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE 🤪😭😭😭😭
[+6] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Someone tell Gandalf corn is back