Daily Discussion Thread for February 24, 2026

[+12] u/5_Little_Luck: Meta and AMD Agree to AI Chips Deal Worth More Than $100 Billion -- WSJ 02/24/26 7:00 AM The circle jerking continues [+10] u/OSRSkarma: Any news involving trump is posted 19 times in 10 seconds Actual market moving news with AMD doesn’t get posted once I can’t stress enough how shit reddit is, short it to negative money [+10] u/pancake_Flathouse: Remember that one regard a while back who put mid six figures on RDDT calls before earnings, and was right, and the stock was up 16% premarket, and then it started to dip, and by the time the market opened it was up 2% and he got IV stomped to the shadow realm so hard he was never heard from again? Simpler times [+9] u/BFox1982: Advanced Money Doubler [+8] u/zephyrs85: Advanced Money Duplicator [+8] u/ThaddeusJP: Imagine if the State of the Union was given during market hours. Anyway he's going to say some unhinged shit tonight [+8] u/mks_csw: LISA SU GET OUT THE GREEN STRAP ON MOMMY [+8] u/Power_Clean7: Why is Nvidia even remotely affected by rinky dink amd and its puny 5 year deal ? [+7] u/piszczel: Aa a meta bagholder this capex is starting to get stupid [+7] u/Pete26l96: AMZN: We got more compute than anyone else, our own cooling system, our own custom chipset designed to be more cost-efficient than any other, and demand for our compute exceeds supply. Market: Fuck you. [+7] u/katrav86: # circlejerk part 4: AMD and META [+7] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: I'm here to chew bubble gum and poop violently because I'm on antibiotics. And I'm all out of bubble gum. [+7] u/Hungry-Brain-3287: Cathie Wood just bought a bunch of AMD. LMFAO [+7] u/TakeThatBro: I am from the future. I only have 30 seconds. Today you need to buy [+7] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: Every day we wake up to 100 billion from some company to another what the fuck are we even talkin about anymore [+6] u/Mental-Weakness-567: I sold my $210 weekly amd calls for a loss yesterday [+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Guys I just wanted to announce I am cutting my expected spending plan from $1.4T to $600B through 2030. The boomers were right, starbucks really adds up! [+6] u/LasyKuuga: AMD I don’t trust this pump [+5] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I would like 1 insider trading please. The whole “go to adult summer camp for three months and pay back half your profits” seems like a fair cost to own a yacht. [+5] u/UnivalveX: market back to its AI circlejerk already [+5] u/Mahrez-: Holy shit AMD might hit 240 today. [+5] u/ramy_mousa: yesterday I wanted to double down on my AMD position and decided to go with other stocks for port balance. FUCK PORT BALANCING, buy stocks you truly trust [+5] u/Bagholder71: I was banned for 3 days for calling someone a 🌈 🐻. Glad to be back. I promise I'll be nice. [+5] u/TJMBeav: Can I put the State of the Union on mute? [+5] u/Aid_Spreader: Americans missing the 15% AMD pump must be depressing. [+5] u/Bichael-Murry: zuck the cuck keeps spending magic internet money that he doesn't have tbh [+5] u/knoqd_: > Meta Platforms has agreed to buy over $100 billion worth of AI computing power from Advanced Micro Devices, securing up to 6 gigawatts of capacity over five years and potentially a ~10% stake in AMD. OpenAI deal 2.0 [+5] u/KittyLover-7: You’re telling me all i had to do was buy 500 dollars worth of OTM weekly calls on amd to make 15k Wish I was an insider man [+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls. [+5] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: Alright, im gonna buy msft calls here. [+5] u/NiceOwner: Insider trading laws simply don’t exist anymore, got some dumbass fbi guy who thinks he’s going to Valhalla [+100] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I’m starting to fear corn might not be the future of payment systems [+82] u/Skilledthunder: You cannot convince me half the people here aren’t broccoli cut teenagers placing SPY trades in the back of a school bus on 3% battery. [+56] u/DrSeuss1020: Tech stocks are out, Walmart at 50 P/E is in [+56] u/TreGet234: The year is 2032, spy consists of 50% costco and 50% sandisk after every other company has gone to 0. The dollar has hyperinflated a trillion % and the populace is using usb sticks as their main currency. [+48] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Me: I have a gambling problem Therapist: Bet you can't quit [+43] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: The year is 2026 in an alternate timeline. President Harris has called to congratulate Team USA. No controversies. Nobody can name anyone in her cabinet, nor the Director of the FBI. The DOW lingers around 43,000 because the value of the dollar has not plummeted. Tim Walz acted a little too excited at the gold medal hockey game. The GOP are preparing articles of impeachment. [+41] u/silverfutes: I’m so tired of clicking an article and being asked for money. Fuck off CNN, your death gargle smells like ice cream and dick. [+41] u/Few_Egg3567: 1. Enact tariffs on everything even penguins. 2. Raise prices. 3. Strike down tariffs. 4. Collect the refunds. 5. Keep prices the same. Brilliant move tbh [+40] u/DegenBagholder_: SPY goes down 1%, my portfolio tanks 10% SPY goes back up 1%, my portfolio goes down 3% [+37] u/Internal_Field5970: Toilets are down 12% today as Claude announces a model that will poop your poop for you [+31] u/peterpeer9: State of union: * reiterating empty campaign promises like 'drill baby drill' or 'grab her by the pussy' while sycophant party members applaud themselves * 2 hours of applause * buytrumpwatch.com * 5 brief commercial breaks while they change his diaper to prevent the hall from smelling like it's covered in shit [+28] u/daedalus_dance: The fact anyone believes Zuckerberg after the whole metaverse thing continues to baffle me. [+28] u/trent_upscale: Two things Europoors are known for: 1. Selling assets at the bottom 2. Downvoting [+28] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: If you think Trump is bad, the UK government wants all Reddit users to provide biometric data to be allowed to scroll Reddit. [+28] u/SwiftSG1: “Store of value” drops 50% value for no reason. [+27] u/Internal_Field5970: Some of you guys won’t be here with us after this week and I’m okay with that [+26] u/NVDAismyg0d: Remember when oracle adding half a trillion in marketcap in 24 hours after making up fake numbers. They then proceeded to lose it all within 3 months ☠️ [+25] u/ZealousidealSector19: I was concerned something was wrong in the world when MSFT was green premarket. Appears it has been corrected [+25] u/-SuperBatman: Folks on r/bitcoin giving get rich slowly advice. Lmfao [+24] u/Pitiful-Ad769: Stupid market hasn’t done shit in 3 months except shed value [+24] u/Unassisted3P: Average morning WSB comment section: >Bols r fuk >Bers r fuk >I have inside info, spy will moon today, source: I made it the fuck up >the wife is packing and taking the kids >anyone else shit there pants? Lol. [+24] u/Valkorion335786: Graduating before the launch of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam [+24] u/silverfutes: Turbo Tax: "We will not sell your personal information" Me: Enters personal information Two Seconds Later: "Hi, I'm calling about your property at ..." [+23] u/TreGet234: Recession began october 31st. We never saw it coming. [+21] u/Significant_Speed854: I started trading in October 2025 Everything is all my fault. Sorry fam [+20] u/OwnAide8191: My $140 call options on HOOD that I bought in January are looking good. Only down $17,000 [+20] u/pmoO0: It was fun when we all bought GameStop. [+20] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: First time i ever put money in the market i made more in a month than I had ever made working for a living. Thought to myself, man I should really learn about this stuff. No telling how much money I could make! The more I learned the less success I had. Yeah I know what the Greeks are now. I know what the black scholes formula is, im regarded but I can use an options calculator. Im now trying to forget what I learned and just go back to throwing money at companies that have products I use and enjoy. Like I did in the beginning. My moves today? Prolly throw like 5k at 0dte calls on SPX. [+18] u/No-Replacement-8297: Michael “EL MENCHO” Saylor [+18] u/Kindly-Explorer1299: Anthropic sounds like a name some dumb gen z streamer would give to himself [+18] u/MrDinglehut: You know what's gonna be funny. When mega rich people start realizing that private equity crap they all bought, is really just the same companies and loans sold over and over and over again 100 different ways. The government bailout will be glorious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [+18] u/SoloOutdoor: Here's the problem, hes lied so many times he even lost his cult [+17] u/Electronic-Winter277: Soap your asses you fucking animals [+16] u/gratatatatatatat: I LOVE CHOPPING BETWEEN 680 AND 690 I NEVER WANT TO FUCKING LEAVE 680-690 GOD I FUCKING LOVE IT PLEASE MORE CHOP MORE CHOP MORE CHOP [+16] u/hv876: So apparently only 10% tariffs went into effect at midnight. WH is working on orders to raise it to 15% [source: Bloomberg]. Welcome to more uncertainty hell. [+15] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Had an idea for an app called sugar daddies where women could seek millionaire men. It already exist, man. So I started an account. Im not a millionaire, but fuck these gold diggers. I plan to. [+15] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Yeah because one company has an expense and the other is receiving the money. Engage your brain. [+14] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Reddit can’t even load a home page no wonder the stock crashed back down it’s dogshit. [+14] u/OnceALoser: Whirlpool is down 12% today as Claude announces a model where your clothes will get washed automatically if you put them near your laptop and run the model. No waste of water or detergent. [+14] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Im still kinda pissed i paid for gpt and it wont even generate nudes for me. Like wtf is the point of new digital tech if we cant use it for porn? [+14] u/inconsistentsavant: I totally get how he bankrupted those casinos [+14] u/Puts_on_my_Calls: Who is this margin and why is he calling me? [+14] u/Axwe8: 🚨 @realstewpeters ####Sailors on the **USS Gerald Ford** are intentionally clogging the **sewage** system with t-shirts and socks because they don’t want to fight and die for Israel. 🤡 🤡 🤡 [+14] u/NVDAismyg0d: I will replace AI with my job [+14] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: Shits pants on stage > 50% on polymarket is wild [+14] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Gotta love the irony, trump wants to be america first but his politics pretty much caused a global bull run while the us stays behind xD [+14] u/orsomeshitidk: Why yes I am one of the gay bers getting fuk 🫩 [+13] u/Character_Set3454: Personally I'm glad that all these dogshit fly by night shit bag companies are constantly going lower. Like MSFT and AMZN. Yet solid, stable companies like NBIS just holding it down. Paragons of business. Stability is important in life. Having such rock solid companies to fall back on over the last few months has been nice. [+13] u/Axwe8: # WE ARE SO BACK WITH AMD BACK TO 2020... 🤡 [+13] u/InformalMeal9828: I haven’t used AI to nut once, I feel like I’m not getting my moneys worth [+13] u/Ok-Piano8789: shitcoin still 63,000 too high [+13] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: It’s illegal to have another red day today. Look it up. [+13] u/ICE-FlGHT: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO GOOGLE [+13] u/fire_alarmist: Is the president going to shid pant on national television again tonight? [+13] u/ImJstN0tCre4tiv3: Well if this isn’t the most obvious bull trap I’ve ever seen, pinch my nipples and call me sally. [+13] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: STOCKS ONLY GO SIDEWAYS LMFAO [+13] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Being down 3k to being up 1k when i only have 8k to my name is like jumping off a cliff to end it but instead land in a hot spring of beutiful women who want to marry me [+13] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: I have a structured settlement and I need cash now [+13] u/Ok-Barracuda39: https://preview.redd.it/vy25wu33fglg1.png?width=145&format=png&auto=webp&s=8721c0f8269cb0213b8467fa1cf32703dd30e913 Wild [+13] u/falling_knives: Consumer confidence higher than expected. They're just asking rich people or what? [+13] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: Don’t be perma anything, play momentum regards. https://preview.redd.it/l6sgitp93hlg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a22449d2aee4fa93c526a679a5e7c15ad2e33e47 Still chillin [+12] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: Retiring today. Buying 10,000 contracts of Spy 1DTE 700C at open. [+12] u/Ecclesiastes510: I think we dump but I say that everyday [+12] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie is going to bomb Iran live during his speech, you heard it here first. [+12] u/VOO_bull_forever: # no help coming for bol [+12] u/Sir_Grindalot: Looking at premarket: My calls: 😢 My covered calls: 😎 [+12] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: We are going to hear "Biden economy" like 500 times tonight.  Any bets going? [+12] u/Total_Schedule591: Vance wears eye liner [+12] u/orsomeshitidk: Once my 0dtes get to like -60% I start really empathizing with MLK Jr and his whole I Have A Dream bit [+12] u/TrickyDickCheney: This gonna reverse like the last 5 times it got up here [+12] u/aaapod: the war of 680-690 part five thousand two hundred and seventy two [+12] u/InternationalTop2410: Last year HIMS was disrupting big pharma Now it's a loser dick pill company down 80% [+12] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Managed to buy calls at top lol [+12] u/Razvanell95: how long until the retard speaks? [+12] u/itsnotshade: If you haven’t gotten calls do you just hate money? [+11] u/Bittertwitter: Not lookin good boys. [+11] u/e30jawn: The 7 am Satan Candle of Doom is probably nothing to worry about bulls [+11] u/Mathguy200: If SPY doesn’t fly I die [+11] u/Competitive_Ride: They still don’t have 24/7 punch livestream yet. This is a disaster [+11] u/VOO_bull_forever: # MANGO MANAGED TO ACHIEVE ONLY ONE THING: SELL AMERICA, BUY INTERNATIONALS # LMAO [+11] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: there should be a new tv show, my 600lb bags, its about a guy holding $480 MSFT and $350 ORCL bags [+11] u/Rosella2562: Days without losing money on MSFT: 0 [+11] u/vandammes: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY EVERYTHING. THIS IS TOTALLY SO NOT OVER. [+11] u/Internal_Field5970: My toilet had more volume earlier than this market today [+11] u/Extension-Change-441: i just want to make obscene amounts of money doing the bare minimum, is that too much to fking ask [+11] u/Senior_Professional4: This market is so easy to trade if you have insider information [+11] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: And 🌽 is sub 63k. 59 incoming [+11] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: My father works at SPY and he says don't panik. [+11] u/Axwe8: # US TROOPS GOT FED LOBSTER FOR NO WAR 🤡 [+11] u/Affectionate-Day2743: what are the odds Trump audibly farts during the state of the union address tonight? he's very old and unhealthy. old and unhealthy people have nasty farts as they can no longer control their sphincters. trump may make #2 in his pants too if he drinks too much coffee to stay up late. he's an old, tired man [+11] u/Rrrandomalias: The DOW is under 50k, answer the question miss secretary!! [+10] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: If banks are shorting the market, im going to overdraft my account. That'll show em. [+10] u/After_Fee8244: U.S. EMPLOYERS ADDED JUST 181,000 JOBS LAST YEAR, THE BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS HAS SAID. THAT WAS 69% FEWER JOBS THAN ITS INITIAL ESTIMATE OF 584,000. THE AGENCY HAS ALSO LOWERED ITS ESTIMATE OF JOB GROWTH IN 2024 BY NEARLY 28%. ... Ohh it’s even worse lol [+10] u/According-Page8618: 80% of my money went into s&p in december 2024, im from europe and that shit is 1% up since then. for fun put 10% into emerging markets etf and its up 36% lol already.. [+10] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Imagine working under Michael Saylor. It’s like if your dad was a gambling degen and came home every night from the casino telling you and mom how tomorrow he was gonna make it all back because he figured it out. Dude has no vision just a massive gambling problem lmao [+10] u/Full_Muffin7930: According to insiders, Meta soon to announce $100B chip deal with "literally anyone who's ever owned a graphics card of any kind". At press time, sources indicate supplemental deals are also in the works expanding their equity offering to include owners of graphing calculators - a known near-anagram to the word "graphics cards".  "If you took trigonometry in high school, or know someone who did, we want to hear from you" said Definite-Human Executive LeaderBot M. ZuckerBorg.  "No one has ever heard of, or uses, our Ai models, but we expect that to change when we give everyone, like, a bajillion dollars" added the BorgBot. "Also does my eye-to-face ratio make me look like a Fish Person? I'm not a Fish Person".  "I'm not even totally water resistant" clarified Borg-O-Tron. "My latest firmware prevents me from going outdoors if even a slight chance of rain is forecast. How could I possibly be a Fish Person?" Shares of Texas Instruments were up 10 percent in premarket. [+10] u/orsomeshitidk: “If you’re struggling to find a new job have you considered printing off your resume on cardstock and going to the place you want to work unannounced with a strong handshake?! You’ve got a 3rd grade reading level, what more could they want? That $25,000 new home won’t buy itself” - greatest generation talking to a boomer lol [+10] u/drigocien12: Is AMD pumping because i sold at a loss? [+10] u/sck178: If you invested in Adobe in 2018, you're basically breaking even right now. That's actually pretty wild [+10] u/orsomeshitidk: So far AI’s main largest use case has to be to make cringe graphics for linkedIn self-jorking posts [+10] u/DeadLightsOut: Holy shit….. now that’s a god candle…. [+10] u/DirectReplacement795: Trump State of the Union leaked: Alien life found and there’s no law against tariffing them [+10] u/xSpectre_iD: Don’t worry about the green candles you see on MSFT. They’ll evaporate immediately. [+10] u/Pretend_Bluebird_53: I would have no stress in my life if i left this trash ass shit alone [+10] u/xeemyy: if you're a ber and alive, please leave a comment below [+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: **DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM** [+10] u/CaptCookbook: JD Vance will be downwind. Watch his face for the dump indicator. [+10] u/mark25900: i feel like "not really a red day" is the new green day [+10] u/otimanob: Why the fuk stocks that i hold drop like a rock while stocks that i let go shoot for mars, every single time? [+10] u/noahmfs: I have a feeling Mr Pedo Lover will fuck up everything tonight. [+10] u/VOO_bull_forever: # another software slaughter today LMAO # poor bol LMAO [+10] u/Kabrosif: Predictions for today: Stocks tank, Iran gets bombed, Nvdia crashes the market after hours. Beetcorn gets hammered in the 50’s. 🥭 falls asleep 5 minutes into his 9pm speech. [+10] u/grimandnordic1: Most of you only use the 1 min chart and it shows [+10] u/Win_Rare: i told my boss im sick every tuesday this past month i think he's catching on [+10] u/inconsistentsavant: I get why Warren B pulled all his money out after the inauguration lol [+10] u/Internal_Field5970: You know what, I think I might buy the dip [+10] u/NVDAismyg0d: Haven’t looked at my account in 3 minutes. In this market I’m sure it’s already down 40% somehow [+10] u/Ok-Age-263: Buying puts, this won’t hold… [+10] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: godspeed the poor souls sitting behind trump tonight [+10] u/Dekuthegreat: Every time I sell my options for a modest gain they immediately skyrocket. Every time I decide to hold out for more they immediately plummet. [+10] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lmao bers in shambles today [+9] u/InternationalTop2410: Anthropic always remind me of anthropology [+9] u/Independent_Term5790: Anthropic will make generational wealth for those not brain dead enough to realize it can’t do anything and enterprise software is going nowhere [+9] u/Wowmuchrya: Todays -2% QQQ brought to you by Mark Cuckerberg [+9] u/Specialist_Fig9458: The crazy thing is that there’s no good ending to this story. Either AI is a total flop that doesn’t generate any additional productivity and growth and we go down to the depths of hell, or it’s amazing and kills white collar employment and we go down to the depths of hell LMAO [+9] u/nthnreallymatters: we will spend trillions in capex and make it back through $20 monthly subscriptions [+9] u/wrongrobertpatrick: No more AI spending, we are bringing back the abacus [+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Did you guys make money? That was the bull market [+9] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Made $8 this morning. Let's go, kings! [+9] u/Paincoast89: Went up to kill bears and went down just enough to kill bulls too. Theta wins again [+9] u/Significant-Term6407: Value stocks like Tesla doing well today [+9] u/jogolagey: LOST A SHIT TON TODAY. SEE YOU TOMORROW. [+9] u/Q4shm0ney: yayy everything is magically fixed, back to spy 690 to hover there for the rest of eternity [+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Ahh.. I see the problem, I thought it was going to go down but it is going up [+9] u/Out_Phishing: Stairs down elevator up bs [+9] u/Mother_Big9112: Can't brag about the stock market all night if it's red [+9] u/SquidKid47: Not even sure I want to hold my puts through tonight. Everyone knows he's going to say some insane bullshit that SHOULD tank the market, but lord knows he'll say some shit like "the gdp has never increased faster" and the market will take it at face value and we'll hit SPY 725 tomorrow [+9] u/bearhunter429: #Shit fading already. Stupid bol. LMAO🤌 [+9] u/Samjabr: Am I a God? Do I control the market. I buy a call, market drops. I sell it, market goes up. Worship me as your new overlord! [+9] u/CUbuffGuy: 95% of the buyers today are the same ppl who sold yesterday [+9] u/jerm2z: Take profits or ride to zero? That is the question [+9] u/ev01ution: I hope bill gates dick falls off. [+9] u/BigShmokeBuffer: 🧠: “Say it” Me: “I’m a 38 yo finance professional with two kids, nobody is going to take me seriously in my life if I keep doing…” 🧠: “SAY IT!!” 😡 Me: “bers r fuk” 😔 [+9] u/Zimoula: There’s no way that any of you guys is making constantly money trading only options in this market [+9] u/Accomplished-Club690: https://preview.redd.it/1h09s1hwlhlg1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5ca7c591088064da6c9f52ed21165feede79d6c failed reclaim - red close [+9] u/trent_upscale: Sold HOOD yesterday +10% day, incoming [+9] u/Apfelmoes_: we're in a 🐻 market aren't we [+9] u/Maximus806: I haven’t seen a Green Day with SOFI in centuries…. Orange man do something…. [+9] u/NewComplaint2065: AMD is that one guy in your group project who does nothing the entire time and bombs the presentation [+9] u/LosHuevos69: I have been straight up not having a good time. [+9] u/killainvest: I miss when it V’d every day [+9] u/dabblesest: Guys my AMD calls are too ITM and my biscuits are too buttery! [+9] u/booose6: SPY gonna rip isnt it [+9] u/EmergencyInternal837: The SaaS sell off is an overreaction imo. Claude is not gonna build and support enterprise systems [+9] u/dataCollector42069: 🫵 bought puts at the bottom, 🫵 paper handed your puts at the top, and 🫵 bought calls at the top [+9] u/092Casey: Oh look, market pumping for no reason, WH insiders must know a tariff reduction tweet is coming later today or this week. [+9] u/leave_youself_behind: This is not a bull pump. It’s a BEAR PUMP 🐻 [+9] u/SuperNewk: Just realized bitcoin is 17 years old. Still widely considered a minor. Once it hits 18 years old the billionaires will dump it. [+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Fake ass pump on low vol, grabbing puts eod if I start feeling 🌈 [+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Bulls may be obnoxious but I only truly hate Theta [+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: Take ur phone with you [+8] u/Wowmuchrya: People thought metals were safe again 📉🤡 [+8] u/Independent_Term5790: Has Tsla started making sex bots yet? [+8] u/InternationalTop2410: Anthropic is the devil [+8] u/orsomeshitidk: A younger me would slap me in the mouth for being down 5k today and not really giving af lol [+8] u/booose6: I keep buying puts like theyre going out of style [+8] u/TomorrowSavings7579: I just printed out a picture of Elizabeth Warren and nutted on it. God, what a specimen! [+8] u/Kindly-Explorer1299: Yo Mark zuckerberg is not in the epstein files Thats a Rare Zuck W [+8] u/PhotoSpheres: More like state of the onion, right boys? Cause something stinks [+8] u/NocturnalCereal: I am not buying before 1 hour after open. MARK MY WORDS [+8] u/Jimbeauxer: Anybody else have explosive diarrhea right now? [+8] u/A55BAG: AMD rugged AVGO and NVDA and is probably going to close red 🤣 [+8] u/Humble_Code_6501: imagine watching the state of the union tonight just to count how many lies in a minute a Dementia guy can shit out of his mouth [+8] u/astromouse2024: Whoever runs the ‘wsb instagram’ page is an absolute pussy, they limit comments lol [+8] u/No-Improvement3164: It’s 10% moves up or down or flat on any stock lately. 😂🤡 [+8] u/Ok-Reach-2580: AMD: We are diluting our stock by 10%. Market: Price goes up 10% [+8] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Wake up. Make tea. Get bańńed from another UFO sub. Violate the constitution. Repeat. [+8] u/dylanx5150: Probably gonna wait until just before close to buy puts. I'm hoping 🥭 says something stupid tonight like the US is invading Narnia or some shit. [+8] u/Samjabr: oh, great - another NFLX/Paramount story on CNBC [+8] u/DryState8984: Wtf I sold all my AMD positions yesterday 🤡 [+8] u/tropicalia84: MSFT green pre-market, puts are free money! [+8] u/callsonreddit: A guy asked for defense stocks and I said AVAV KTOS It dropped 10% since. I feel a bit bad [+8] u/Skilledthunder: We should all band together to sway the market... by punching larry ellison in his goddamn face [+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Where was 🥭 when the index fell? Where was 🥭 when the bers closed in around us? Where was 🥭 when... Oh, my dear bols, I am forgetful. You were alone. Begone! For I have no more use for you!" [+8] u/hardcrepe: Since October, this market has basically been the tide going back out leaving everything washed up on shore. [+8] u/NVDAismyg0d: Yankee with no brim! [+8] u/Independent_Term5790: The only strategy left for strategy is to get the American people to hold the bag [+8] u/The_BakedCrusader: Alright Claude, give me a 10 bagger trade I can replicate every day with 0 risk, make no mistakes. [+8] u/tropicalia84: LMAO MSFT GETTING DUMPED ALREADY [+8] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Sold my puts for a 17% gain, happy I did. Changing patterns from Delusionally hopeful gambler to "take any profit" is gonna be my game changer this year. [+8] u/NVDAismyg0d: Tesla falling sales, retarded ceo, no moat, no FSD, random pivot to “robotics”, no PR.  Stock 10% from ATH???? [+8] u/suizman: Done quick scalp with SPY calls for a total profit of $43. At least I can dine pizza [+8] u/patricktu1258: Literally every pump gets sold off. This is frustrating as fuck. [+8] u/hypeaze: Before I pay rent, I need to know what Iran finna do. [+8] u/Traditional-Storm645: shoutout to everyone that bought at the top of that pump [+8] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Could have sold my SPY puts at the low of the day...order didn't fill, and I decided to hold on. FML. [+8] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: Americans, are we tired of winning yet? You're going to be so tired of winning, You're gonna say "I'm tired of winning" [+8] u/Fkn1v1mem8: Too may bulls time to go puts [+8] u/moorhound: >AP News: Waymo’s robotaxis now being dispatched in 10 major U.S. markets with expansion in Texas and Florida Googles gonna end up sending Tesler and OpenAI into straight-up insolvency in the next few years [+8] u/orsomeshitidk: I'll tell you what. You show me *spy going back down to $680 today,* I quit my job right now and I work for you [+8] u/Soy_tu_papi_: I got some nonprofitable biotech stock ls for you all to put all your money into so you will either retire early, or not at all [+8] u/Internal_Field5970: You guys knew this whole time and didn’t tell me I was retarded? [+8] u/svpa3991: Just got some 683p 0DTE cuz I wanna feel alive [+8] u/Internal_Field5970: This is a fake pump on low volume [+8] u/31andnotdone: “Make them buy QQQ - then drop it to the 200MA” https://preview.redd.it/cn9w8sq7zglg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30f201b88780358bf2a714a8212ca6b4759778b [+8] u/Mathguy200: COME SPY GET THE FUCK UP YO $693 BY CLOSE [+8] u/PositiveToe2761: The market actually just goes up forever, definitely won’t see 684 ever again [+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: SPY already eliminated most of yesterdays dump. [+8] u/Pereise1: SPY 1 month and 3 month chart just a theta fest. Leaps cooked until something big happens. [+8] u/pleasestoptalkin: Can’t wait to hit 695 and then go down again [+8] u/ihopethisworksfornow: The chances of the president having a heart attack mid-State Of The Union address has never been higher [+8] u/sandygws: ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 ➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 ➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 [+8] u/ihopethisworksfornow: >Weird fiction writers: >Wouldn’t it be crazy if the world used to be ruled by an ancient reptilian race that still lurks in the shadows waiting to retake the planet? Awesome story idea. >random people 50-100 years later: >There factually is an evil race of pre-historic reptilian overlords and I’m pretty sure they’re Jewish [+8] u/Ahzmer: Bears, what were you thinking? SPY has earnings this week tomorrow and you are gay? [+8] u/abcxyz2357: You regards wasting the IRS time & resources with your net-negative 10-page long of trades, and that’s honorable 👌 [+8] u/KroKart100: I gotta stop buying calls [+8] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Corn bros fighting for their lives every morning [+8] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I cant take this shit anymore! Seriously, my legs are asleep. [+8] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: "Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?" is at 4% Yes lmao [+8] u/No_Current3675: These fucking moron regards keep emailing me about work shit as if I care. [+8] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: live your life like my 20lb dogs yeeting themselves into 3 foot banks of snow [+8] u/jraiv420: "Sell everything and freak out" - Warren Buffett [+8] u/RockCultural4075: bers arelady down 70% [+8] u/FineJuggernaut3295: Nice of SPY to go down the moment I buy calls [+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: I started trading only spx and now I’ve had my best month ever. It’s so much easier only keeping up with one thing [+8] u/ModsAreNEETs: The state of the onion is not good [+8] u/MarcoPolooooo: Sndk in pre market: 💪 Sndk when market opened 🤮 [+8] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: 🫵 deserve to make gains today [+8] u/Metacog_Drivel: Fuk Ber # Time of bull is now. [+8] u/FarWay9137: Sold my SPY calls, now let's see this shoot up another couple dollars [+8] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: State of the union gonna send spy to 700 [+8] u/Ecodriverz: THE YEAR IS 2035. SPY IS STILL TRADING IN THE 680-690 RANGE [+8] u/miata_only: Quarterly meeting with my investment advisor at Wu Tang Financial he said I need to diversify my bonds and then called me a racial epithet? [+8] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Why is TSLA pumping harder than MSFT? the fuck is this market [+8] u/VincenteThomp: They should start selling partial options. Like instead of a 100 share contract for 1k, let me buy a few 20 share options for like 400. I figure we could all lose a little more money that way. [+8] u/trent_upscale: Feeling cute, might shit my Dockers [+8] u/FinishWarm1746: Failed my first financial accounting exam. I’ve seen enough. Full porting 0DTEs now and dropping out [+8] u/Gom_KBull: https://preview.redd.it/2v2a5e8l0hlg1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6330089f14494c405dc4a57aee832229ec5e7ce9 [+8] u/gocrazy_gostupid_: Go down spy holy shit [+8] u/cantTankThisFox: Theta gang wins after 3 hours again [+8] u/MaxVerstudpen: aww, lil bro couldn't handle his triple terp diamond grappleXjacks kush [+7] u/ForScience79: It feels like HOOD hasn’t had a green day since October yet I’m still bullish af on the stock. Lord help me [+7] u/cbusoh66: After treasury refunds all the tariffs revenues to corporations, they will have $37.48 left. No tariffs checks for you, peasants. [+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Bols? Bols are weak. The Species of Bols is failing. The blood of Jensen is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Bols the Country survives. I was there, Jerome. I was there 6 months ago.  I led 🥭 into the heart of Wallstreet, where the stocks were forged, the one place it could be saved. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure and he published the China tweet. [+7] u/dub_soda: Can we just skip the fake pump today [+7] u/SoloOutdoor: 5 months of flat, yeah let's celebrate [+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Buy 🌽before state of union crypto pump. [+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: I biught into XLE the day it stopped going up every day and started trading sideways I'm very good at this. [+7] u/leestowncat: I guess ai replacing visa 😂 [+7] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Odds mango does the jerking two guys off at the same time dance tonight?! [+7] u/sck178: Holy fucking hell, if you bought IBM puts, you're rich. [+7] u/Embarrassed_Tax_3181: Amd deal tanked meta 🤣 [+7] u/RC-5: There is zero chance Trump doesn’t do something to try and make the market green today before the speech. [+7] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: So AMD is cucking NVDA by giving it away for free? [+7] u/Dysbit: By the time I FOMO into SNDK it will have the most legendary pullback back to 200s [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: How many times are yall using an LLM per day fr? I bet there’s a small portion doing a ton and most people are 0–3 uses per day. [+7] u/McDicksSludge: Who cares how many jobs they add? You Gen Zers don’t work anyways [+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: the market, as with all financial systems, is controlled by a group of short, hairy, greasy, hook-nosed people who live underground. goblins of course [+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: If this shit keeps up I will have to switch from whole cashews to halves 🤮 [+7] u/sirkarmalots: Cramer says we’re in a bear market - Pamp it [+7] u/NVDAismyg0d: Japan bond market exploding after SoftBank went all in on oracle AI and blew up [+7] u/GeneralZain1: Is it too late to invest in SNDK... [+7] u/jda823: So tariffs are back to 10% now? 😂 Can't make this shit up [+7] u/plznodownvotes: Can one of these GPU companies also invest in META so we can get a little pamp going? [+7] u/confused_teabagger: I decided I have had enough of this foolishness and wrote a very stern email to the management of SPY and let them know in no uncertain terms that they need to not go down but do their jobs and go up or I will take my business elsewhere! Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+7] u/sleepygarner: Fine, I'll do Saylor a favor and buy puts on corn [+7] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Barron looks nothing like his parents and no one seems to care lol [+7] u/betyourask: Claus is trading 0dte spy options with ~15min hold time for me. Average ~100 trades/day yielding 69420% returns monthly. Subscribe to my trading group for how to set up your money printer. Nfa [+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: # START YOUR TYLENOLS [+7] u/Junior-Ad-5076: Ight I got you regards. Market pump at open for a fake jew move then we keep drilling into the core [+7] u/MichaelJamesBurry: SELL EVERYTHING PANIC- [+7] u/Dull_Tap_3526: holy fuck i just lost it all [+7] u/Dragao99: that open was fucking criminal [+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: All my profit from yesterday gone. It was nice while it ladted [+7] u/nayneks: Fake pump for some exit liquidity. Textbook [+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: a -2% day before the toddler's speech would be GLORIOUS🫴 [+7] u/Little_Top3815: You are really bunch of fucking idiots Bol thought ber thought fucking retards [+7] u/clubdirthill: Citron? More like SHITWRONG! [+7] u/_TheGoogz: HIMS is actually dead ain't it [+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: $IBRX is going to $12-13 in the next few weeks. Load $11 calls while they're still cheap. [+7] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Ok I bought the dip now V me up big fella [+7] u/Reply_Stunning: I should switch to selling options [+7] u/Snoo_9489: I am no longer having fun guys [+7] u/GuyFaulks77: Puts eod are free money. There’s no way 🥭 doesn’t say something tonight that pisses off the algos [+7] u/btoned: It's hilarious the public is literally buying into these LLMs like Elon. Oh they'll replace this, that, thing, etc by 2027. Actually we meant 2030. 2035 is our year. Sorry but the tech has been out for years now and you have the mag7 hoarding and running millions of computers all across the globe 24/7 feeding this machine. They can't replace CRWD or CRM OUTRIGHT right now but somehow anthrophic will. OKAY. [+7] u/2AMTrader: Hes just going to babble about the greatest president ever, a big fat nothing burger. [+7] u/austintl13: SPY- can you just kiss 670 and then rebound? I’ll ride it both ways. [+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top I did not buy calls at the top [+7] u/Evander85: It’s too quiet out there. Something is off. Dump incoming [+7] u/caliwillbemine: Tariffs: no longer a threat AI: good again 📈📈📈 [+7] u/Ok-Age-263: If you are buying rn before the SOTU, you definitely belong here [+7] u/moorhound: I know there's at least a couple accredited investors here. Fuck you guys for getting to gatekeep Anthropic while us poors are stuck investing in these bunk-ass LLMs [+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim [+7] u/Samjabr: Gonna poop. No one touch anything! [+7] u/Phandomtrigger: So is 686 both ceiling and floor lol [+7] u/Axwe8: #### NO way **BEARHUNTER429** and **TROPICALIA** are **BERS** 🌈 🐻 INVERSE signal immediately [+7] u/spence_ECU20: Calls were so easy today [+7] u/Senpai_Slime: Bots are saying buy calls gentlemen, this is your warning for after lunch bleed [+7] u/thewayyoulook2night: https://preview.redd.it/l7tbcj4rzglg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd738dec8b967e16ced84c38ea4beea904597672 Not pressing my luck any further today. Good luck degens [+7] u/obamakare: Didn't catch the absolute bottom but a 20% day is good enough for me. See y'all tomorrow [+7] u/bathegoat123: Insider information alert! Carvana is cooking the books. Thank you for your attention to this matter [+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Flat for 5 months straight is awesome, thank you DJT! Economy is “ripping”! [+7] u/NVDAismyg0d: Dumps over. They cannot wait to pump this shit after NVDA has been flat for a year [+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: I feel like I could just splice clips of TACO talking at his rallies and get a pretty close approximation of SOTU tonight [+7] u/sanndman: sandisk......green....fuck andrew left and citron. from +20 premarket to -$37 lows to just barely green now. [+7] u/YourCautionaryTale: Trying to explain to my wife that these losses don't count because the pump was low-volume. Why can't she understand that?!? [+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Crazy to think SPY has barely corrected but stocks are already shitting the bed. The bloodbath in stocks when spy falls will be glorious. [+7] u/ATUGA: People complain about prices changing over months or a year… if BTC was our currency prices would have to update multiple times per second in stores. 😆 [+7] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I miss the emojis in here so much. [+7] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: Liberation Day 3.0 tomorrow after announcing vague "licensing fees" on imports tonight. [+7] u/BigGain_Shrek: we going to see the 1:30 dump, huh? [+7] u/cow_grass: So meta gives AMD billions in cash, and AMD gives billions in stock to meta?? Is this not a fake transaction scheme. [+7] u/Gom_KBull: Bought some 687 puts [+7] u/Valkorion335786: Pro tip: Always revenge trade [+7] u/MarginCalledManager: what are these weird red candles interrupting new highs? [+7] u/dylanx5150: Soooo fucking tempted to buy 1DTE poots right now. [+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: Financial stocks look absolutely terrible [+7] u/Anonymustafar: I have a strange feeling today is going to be a big day [+7] u/Intelligent-Claim193: Ngl it’s definitely over for amd back to lows by market open [+7] u/Medical-Analysis-554: I was spamming the idea of "if AI works like the hype, software companies are fked" back in 2023. So frustrating it took 2.5 years of mega bullish market buying of software stocks and running me out of the idea before suddenly everyone decides to agree with me when I had moved on. [+7] u/VOO_bull_forever: # maybe I am gonna buy corn at $0. just maybe. # LMAO thinking of all those trapped corn bros around the world [+7] u/VOO_bull_forever: # cash gang feels so good. # stoopid bols LMAO [+7] u/Alarming-Love-2153: please let me break even [+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/IGotSkills made a bet that SPY would go to 400093.0 within **5 days** when it was 684.33 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 5 wins and 15 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+7] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Can't wait for people to buy short dated AMD calls after this 10% pump, and then be absolutely horrified when it shits itself back to +1% [+7] u/Scarfaceb1tch: We pump today. It is written [+7] u/_pout_: Does anyone else find using a snowblower intensely satisfying? [+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: I’m conflicted since I know market wants to go up but also know q1 is cash harvesting [+7] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Damn, 🌽 bros gettin’ shanked again today [+7] u/SmurfStop: 🌽 bros getting off on our freak out session [+7] u/tika_dengu: Matched with someone named Claude on grindr, hope its not a 🤖 [+7] u/callsonreddit: I am nervous. Pray for my asshole [+7] u/TreGet234: Commence the circuit breakers. [+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: Any tips on how to cheer my girlfriend up? She just got cheated on smh [+7] u/lysergalien: she dow on my jones til i fifty [+7] u/AppleJuiceTwo: great setup for a barcode day [+7] u/ponkychonkhenry: #HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOING DOWN FOR SURE #HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE PUTS [+7] u/cbusoh66: Friend works for a major PR firm, CEOs are now being instructed not to answer (or mention) anything related to AI and their businesses... [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: At least it’s entertaining today, right? [+7] u/NOMADGRUBS: BITCOIN MINING STOCKS LOAD EM UP! ALSO $HOOD, because hoodies are comfortable af [+7] u/LostandConfused2024: Imagine being a fucking NVO bagholder. Eli Lily hasn’t even dropped it’s weight loss pill yet LMAO [+7] u/AbrocomaNegative825: I hit a buttoon by accident and bought 60 687 calls no joke [+7] u/GreedyTexas: This is a sign we have reached the bottom [+7] u/420PotatoMan: nicely green but id be shitting my pants holding calls overnight tho [+7] u/Commercial_Horror204: like expected, SPY QQQ starts to return to red [+7] u/Out_Phishing: Need it to just touch tips with 684 pls [+7] u/Pluth: We all know the SOTU will just be all the things he always says. No real substance. "Markets at highs." "America is the HOTTEST country right now, or that's what they tell me." "SCOTUS is a disappointment." I'm sure I missed quite a few others. [+7] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: You idiots are gonna fall for this slight movement [+7] u/Abe2025: Dont stop daddy. Pump me harder! [+7] u/Available_Road_2538: Spy 1400 end of year due to AI [+7] u/B2BContinuum: The would've could've chart pattern is 💯 correct all of the time [+7] u/kemar7856: Microsoft is fucking gay [+7] u/rottenfence: I just want BTC to run so I can see all the insufferable comments [+7] u/Kickboy21: Instead of OpenAI getting hammered, MSFT is getting hammered instead for being a public company [+7] u/ThaliaFaye: Are there any top 1% commenters here that aren't regarded or do I just not bother engaging if I see that tag [+7] u/baadllama_ghost: if we stall here it's trouble [+7] u/NVDAismyg0d: Anthropic to automate the human body. Life expectancy plummets 15% on the news📉 [+7] u/Domefieldadvantage: AMD bros eating I would kill for a 9% MSFT day… [+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Practicing my Lmao Bers for today [+6] u/Realistic_Manner238: TACO 🌮 to the rescue!!! Global tariffs only implemented at 10% vs the 15% threatened!!! Back up we go!! [+6] u/silverfutes: Are we still bashing Canada for their humiliating loss to a bunch of toothless yanks? [+6] u/Realistic_Manner238: $684 on deck shortly Bears 🐻 get ready to feel it [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: I get the need, but changing my corporate passwords every 6 months is such a pain in the fucking nuts. [+6] u/miata_only: There's an old Native American saying Only after the last tree is cut And the last river poisoned Only after the last fish is caught Will you find that agentic AI can not be eaten [+6] u/exMemberofSTARS: Breaking: Leaked Trump State of the Union speech says he is abdicating the throne and putting himself in old folks home while admitting to all his faults finally. [+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: Holy look at the volatility on the SPY YTD. This is unreal. [+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: This options shit is so stressful my blood pressure and cortisol off the charts [+6] u/EnginrA: Why tf are we pumping [+6] u/yofisherman123: Got a 200 bagger on spy calls … only issue is I only had the buying power to get 2 contracts for $8 [+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: what if i told you market makers are also retarded [+6] u/Open_Sir_8830: not sure what SPY is so fucking happy about. [+6] u/Pauldoc001: All this AI investment and every time I use Gemini, anthropic etc.. I see the answers getting worse.. seeing only hype here [+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Yesterday was just a rotation out of the s&p into stable companies with a proven track record of profitability, like APLD. [+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Jensen going to do everything in his power to pump his bags [+6] u/TreyAU: This is not the usual sentiment I read in here before a rip. This might be another day for the bears [+6] u/bardhizi: Market: “Straight to the depths of hell is where I’m going!” [+6] u/cryptohorn: All the traders here have cnbc pro [+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: This market is as regarded as this sub. Consumer discretionary stocks trading at twice the cost of big tech companies still growing almost double digits lmao [+6] u/RoyalFail6: Have you said thank you yet? We’ve been winning so much this year 😐 [+6] u/NVDAismyg0d: AI was all fun and games until Anthropic is trying to make everyone jobless except their own employees ☠️ [+6] u/astromouse2024: Just trying to get as many bers as possible to pile in before the rocket ship to the stratosphere [+6] u/rwc5078: Alright guys Lost 15% YTD because I was gambling with 0dte FML Sold off 75% of my position in tqqq I have a bunch of shorter term puts and still have all my call options spread out over the year I am ready for a crash I am also good if the market pumps, but please pick a direction [+6] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: How do people afford new cars? Is everyone just okay with debt up to your eyeballs? I am amazed at the debt people go into for a car. It’s almost as bad of a financial decision as me trading stocks. [+6] u/Individual_Error_428: Taking a shit on company’s dime [+6] u/Spanisbro2: Entire market dying love to see it [+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Few years ago i promised myself - if NVDA gets to 200, i sell everything and take my family to vacation. NVDA hits 200. I sell. I take family to vacation. Company gives me bonus for being the ugliest boy. I decide *500 is good place to full port MSFT, it got legs* I full port at 505. I cry. [+6] u/Senior_Professional4: btc less then 50% of ath [+6] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Today im walking down to the courthouse to sue uncle sam. No lawyer needed, im represented by mr.claude [+6] u/memelackey: If you look closely you can see bool anoos puckerrrr LMAO 🤌 [+6] u/arbitraryBlue: 4% battery at the gym, fuckin waaaaaaccckkkkkk 😭😭😭 [+6] u/plznodownvotes: Buttcoin retards so emotional 😞 you’ll be happy when the fake coin no longer exists [+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: ladies and gentlemen, the state of the union is 50,000 [+6] u/longGERN: Client wants an analysis but also doesn't want to pay for it Over and over again these fucking annoying assholes man [+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/Dismal_Foundation784 made a bet that HIMS would go to 13.0 within **1 day** when it was 15.992 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+6] u/XCheek_clapper69x: Rip that that guys hims calls [+6] u/jerm2z: SOTU definitely gonna be fake and ghey af [+6] u/yushey__: I have 20k in msft calls. Literally bought at the bottom yesterday. I’m too scared to watch market open. I set alarm for 10am. Gonna wake up later. [+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Prospect theory is a behavioral economics model that describes how individuals make decisions under risk and uncertainty, emphasizing that people tend to weigh potential losses more heavily than equivalent potential gains (loss aversion) [+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: If she's your girl, why is she in my DM's like "Where are you, I really need you." & "The partners and I have been waiting all morning." [+6] u/NVDAismyg0d: No grind here apparently. Got to the office at 8 am and place is empty. [+6] u/jda823: This is the dump before the pump before the dump [+6] u/ClarkFable: emotional post == overextended regard. [+6] u/OwnAide8191: I got my last $5000 bucks. Down from $350k. What do I gamble it on. I need a winner [+6] u/drigocien12: At what 🌽 price is saylor gonna get thrown into a river? [+6] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Just put the penis in the pussy bro [+6] u/yaboyay: 3 minutes until I gamble my life savings on 0dtes, I’m literally shaking right now. That’s called dedication. [+6] u/Typical_Tank_4674: Mango is selling market hard [+6] u/pootenanner: Dayum bols. How you feeling? [+6] u/boringfantasy: Anthropic announces AI replacement for stock market [+6] u/9ft5wt: Bears...then bulls... Now come the morons blabbering about 'theta' for the rest of the day [+6] u/mankey21: The quick in and out and back to sleep, my signature move [+6] u/simao_sabrosa: Bout calls, immediately down 50% [+6] u/Pretend-Paper4137: The dreaded double bull trap... [+6] u/Top-Acadia-1936: “State of the Union”- my ass. [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Bears and bulls would all get along better if we’d just crash this down to sub 650 and start fresh lol [+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: being 1 cent away from your sell price is like asking your dom to let you cum [+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: Bol be like “HOLY SHIT WHAT A PUMP”, only for it to get slaughtered 30 mins later… [+6] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: There are a lot of things that suck about living in the modern world. But making money while still in bed and haven't even pooped yet is pretty great. [+6] u/aew2019: KEEP THE CASINO OPEN! [+6] u/Impossible_Land_9224: Where’s the “exit liquidity” people lol [+6] u/Appropriate_Gap_5503: Take my hands away until SNDK 710 [+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Bought some HOOD. RIP call holders. [+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Apparently the Citrini Research guy is a paramedic who just writes fan fiction on his substack now [+6] u/Zeppu: My investments in feet NFTs are rebounding [+6] u/betyourask: Omw to frame mog the wsb frat leader [+6] u/baconography: At what time tonight does the orange tariff wizard halve our portfolios? [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Are there betting lines open on 🥭 pooping his pants at the podium during SOTU? [+6] u/Tanpopomon: 675 tomorrow and 689 again by Friday so we can go back down to 680 on Monday [+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: SNDK premiums are absurd [+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: Bears had their fun for the past month. Now bulls will have their fun for the next 3-6 months. [+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: Some of you like to bet on the wrong stock over and over again and it shows. [+6] u/CalRippedken: Port has gone from -60k off ATH in November to -54k. We are so back [+6] u/jraiv420: They bought calls? Dump it [+6] u/Phandomtrigger: Yall be like spy 0-infinity eod [+6] u/qui_tam_gogh: 🌽 not dying hard enough [+6] u/tinymeatsnack: They got rid of payphones so you can’t leave the matrix [+6] u/rTpure: so we're just gonna cycle between 680 and 690 for all of eternity now? [+6] u/Crackastackaa: Pfft. Margin call me all you want bitch. Can't get blood from a stone. [+6] u/Zetice: Here is the state of the union. The union is fucked [+6] u/beerstearns: Schwab called and said if I lose another $30k I win a free vasectomy and a helmet [+6] u/svpa3991: You know yer cooked when you start thinking “it’s only ___, I can average down” [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Might fuck around and actually cry in the casino. [+6] u/jackpearson2788: https://preview.redd.it/mn2zdggq9hlg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2483226ae5b5ba8cb18cce0581da3dc0e252194e Aka we have no idea how to fix this issue [+6] u/sloanemonroe: He has been telling his speechwriters to add all kinds of stuff in there about how great tariffs are and how he’s gonna implement more and more. And when he reviews the speech draft copy, he goes back and tells them there’s not nearly enough in here about tariffs yet. And that has gone back-and-forth 20 times so far and it will continue. Tonight will be 50% about tariffs. [+6] u/sibalbyonshin: CAN IBRX TOUCH MY PROSTATE CUZ IM RDY TO CUM [+6] u/Madsen13140: Claude has to be the best name ever . Only Jerome can compete. [+6] u/Imgoin2brich: WHAT THE FCK IS WRONG WITH MICROSOFT 17 RSI AND ON THE 200 MA LITERALLY A FCKING JOKE [+6] u/FeelingCulture649: Lmao just saw movie theater stock is all the way down to $1.15 apes together retarded [+6] u/LearnNewThingsDaily: Thanks guys 👍! I finally get to buy puts tomorrow after you finish pumping the q's to 613 Vix buster algo is in progress. I've been around the block several times to know one when I see it [+6] u/31andnotdone: how can you show up to the thread talking shit on bers when you haven't changed your underwear for a week?? [+6] u/bearhunter429: #What comes next is a huge DRILL LMAO🤌 [+6] u/Realistic_Manner238: $689-$690 not out of the question today [+6] u/thrashmetal_octopus: Insane to think about how much money I’ve made taking a shit at work [+6] u/plomii: SPY $691 by 2:30 I post an ass pic [+6] u/First-Republic-145: algos cant let go of the vwap im pulling my hair out [+6] u/Senpai_Slime: Oh shit 688 was not expecting this today damn [+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Drill to VWAP so I can bust everywhere please and thank you [+6] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: >Bears aren’t even people I agree with you WSB. [+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: I have more chances of hitting the lotto than choosing the right stonk lol [+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: The state of the union would be an awful time to announce how he’s going to get markets to double. Short here. It definitely isn’t going to happen. Shorting NQ and ES. Good luck bolz. [+6] u/hanko13579: They should add a chat option on Robinhood so you can chat with the person who has taken the other side of your options position. [+6] u/Soybeanrice: Sell 0dte spy calls for 45k? ❌ Sell 0dte spy calls for 15k? ✅ tradeR [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Low volume in the WSB thread now [+6] u/RockCultural4075: I’m add a googl put my watchlist so my calls print [+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Who's ready to lose money today? [+6] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: My Hims calls are making me impotent. [+6] u/BobsBurners420: Don't fall for it boys, we going down again today [+6] u/PositiveToe2761: Add another nail to the coffin. Claude working on excel and PowerPoint [+6] u/plomii: I’ll double down $SPY $692 by 2:45pm today and I’ll post myself shoving a banana so far up my ass I squirt [+6] u/Anonymustafar: Lmaooo every time these MMs get a fresh round of idiot bulls on a low volume pump. Look at the candles you regards. Volume is heavy on down days. Then they let up, let retail run it up again on 0DTEs. Then they wipe you out. It’s been the same playbook for months and there are still people in here fighting against the current. nvda earnings will make or break this trend [+6] u/FrostingOk2692: Hot new Netflix series coming up: 90 Days Theta. It involves your 90 days META calls slowly losing value over three months until expiring at 0. It becomes briefly profitable in the middle of the show to add some tension. [+6] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: why are red -> green -> red days becoming so predictable [+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: Fuck me for paper handing those calls this morning [+6] u/IceCoughy: this is a coordinated attack against my portfolio [+6] u/kaapooj: not trusting this pump sadly [+6] u/popsferragamo: I already know the answer but did he say anything important at the State of the circus last night? [+6] u/ismebbb: AMD to be flat by open lmao [+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: just recently read that foreign hodler of us assets reached record highs, while us institutional investors sell and global markets are pumping. might be the most brutal bag holding in history xD [+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: If you’re holding bullish positions ahead of what is likely to be the most historic state of the union address in the past half century, and not in a good way, props. Your balls have the density of a neutron star. [+6] u/GneissFrog: Everything is ~~computer~~ partnership [+6] u/Icommandyou: What if he pees in his pants during SOTU, red or green after that? [+6] u/Ok-Standard-2485: Do hims be a buy? Or is hammered for good [+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Satoshi is going to rug whoever is left [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: I miss it when I’m not smoking and it helps me sleep. But when I am using it I just feel like I’m a disappointment and everyone’s after me lmao [+6] u/Spanisbro2: NVO has no bottom lol [+6] u/chainerection: Hey Claude, turn this chainsaw into an asswiper [+6] u/Great-Television1775: Bethesda, you POS where is new fallout !!! [+6] u/Ernest_EA: Software SaaS trading like shitcoin [+6] u/tropicalia84: I don't care if MSFT was down 40% this week - when you see it up 1% you SHORT IT IMMEDIATELY [+6] u/TreGet234: Next time vix goes below 10 i fullport. [+6] u/abused-throwawayy: Bear market of feb 23rd to feb 24th already over :( [+6] u/Successful_Doubt8632: I'm definitely not still down 45% on HIMS [+6] u/ebitdasga: Is the recession over? [+6] u/ajs723: There is a 10000000% chance Nvidia will be at $175 by Friday. Why isn't this actionable? [+6] u/Jeffoxy: business idea: ouroboros but it’s a man self-sucking [+6] u/moorhound: Why did spy just casually make a dollar rip in 3 mins [+6] u/YourCautionaryTale: Oh, look at the time! It's that time of day that all the loud ass PM bulls disappear, not to be heard from again until market closes and spy drifts up a few bucks. [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: My portfolio is all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. [+6] u/sck178: There is a company called "BilliontoOne," and my guess, based on the stock, is that's it's valuation trajectory [+6] u/mr_stupid_face: You heard it wrong. It is a Billion to Juan. [+6] u/Accomplished-Club690: in 1 year we went from everything computer to everything tariff [+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Just passed a homeless guy and told him “don’t worry, bitcoin will come back”. Donate to your nearest crypto bro shelter today gentlemen [+6] u/OfficerTenBagger: Bah gawd. It's Claude off the top rope! [+6] u/stupidber: A threesome is between 2 men and 1 other man [+6] u/Brilliant-Analysis28: 200$ in 12 mins is nice, bye for today [+6] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Double down or 🌮 at state of the union [+6] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: I cant deal with this shit, i have an exam tomorrow. [+6] u/ProblemOk4641: 684 puts gonna print!! [+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: We got -1% yesterday we DESERVE +1% today to make up for it [+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Are we having a postmature reaction to tariffs???? Tf is happening bro [+6] u/Gdap1992: 680 exactly, then turned the jets on. Sheesh [+6] u/Bright_Albatross649: I AM FUCKING CRYING IN THE CASINO [+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: AMZN dont fucking break my heart again with these fake pamps [+6] u/jglhk: when rugpull though? [+6] u/tinymeatsnack: I am not bull or bear I am degenerate [+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Just drop already you whore. [+6] u/LarsTarkas: Algos decided no one is making money on MSFT options [+6] u/jpric155: POET gang eating steak tonight. [+6] u/colinr813: I’m not reading the comments but I’m sure bulls are gloating [+6] u/teamyg: Shorted more QQQ at 605.1, fuck market-makers! [+6] u/Fantastic_Barbie: well yeah meta is doing the spending [+5] u/VOO_bull_forever: every single positive move gets immediately sold off. as a bull I feel like shit more and more. [+5] u/Intelligent-Claim193: #Please don’t ruin my gains advanced money destroyer [+5] u/lysergalien: I am not betting against NVDA, however I will be hedging because if they dump we will be seeing the the 200dma [+5] u/wattap: AMD giving away 10% of their company to score a deal means scared money will indeed sell NVDA today [+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: 🥭 @ SOTU: in order to get more ~~slaves~~ factory workers and to increase productivity, from this point on the casino will only be open 30 minutes per day. It will generate trillions of dollars. [+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: In physics i learned a ball on a hill has potential energy due to how high up on the hill it is. Cool stuff [+5] u/confused_teabagger: Good morning everyone! It is a nice chilly morning. I don't drink coffee but I had a cup of hot herbal tea and listened to a blue jay pissed off about something while I drank it. I have a feeling it is going to be a good day! Remember it is always a safe bet to invest in companies that make things to help people forget how fucked their lives are and also places where the poors have to go shop. Good luck today! [+5] u/Early-Group-5707: Iran strike cancelled! [+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: good news is we're about halfway through this bear market, by historical standards bad news is the second half might entail the indices actually dying, not just individual stocks [+5] u/btoned: These AI chatbots are causing massive dips in all software related companies without ANY evidence towards offering the services. Linux is free and has existed for decades. Why MSFT not negative? 🥴 [+5] u/Internal_Field5970: I hate how all the ghey companies are just making their names Lord of the Rings or Hobbit names  Came across some retards who named their company Erebor There’s Palantir and Anduril What else? [+5] u/Beazt11123: If you liked HOOD at $100, you're gonna die for HOOD at $65 [+5] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Lets go fuckin sell and panic!! Shit ur pants get out its over!!!! [+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Holy fuck I’m gonna baghold hood for ever at $94 ain’t I? What a DOGSHIT stock [+5] u/According-Page8618: so funny how europeans always make the premarket green and amerifats sell it off to red in seconds, then you wonder why premarket is red nextfew days [+5] u/cbusoh66: Jared called his Saudi buddies, please buy Dow stocks today so we don't have the speech writers redo the speech, it's already printed and uploaded to teleprompter... [+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Just buy puts everyday lmfao. We’re so fucked [+5] u/motorcycle-emptiness: The whole market really went from green to red like nothing [+5] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: Just looked at my big toe The state of the bunion is bad Calls on podiatrists [+5] u/Status-Net2947: 🥭 and Bibi can lick my hairy ass man [+5] u/dabblesest: What happened to all the AMD put buyers at open?! You rubes called it a sure thing! Get out now while you can, 220 eod. [+5] u/SonOfLuigi: Trading within the first 15 minutes is a real doinkus move  Source: Real Doinkus (me) [+5] u/sanndman: citron. citrini. who the fuck are these assholes? [+5] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: U think this speech is gonna give some fascist vibes? [+5] u/givemethestars000: The State of Division speech is going to be Fantastic [+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Mfs be acting like AI is going to make them more productive when the same people be watching TikToks in their autopilot Tesla during their commute and shit posting while their roomba is vacuuming lmao [+5] u/colinr813: Did Tom Lee buy a bunch of bots or something? What are these comments? [+5] u/teamyg: Trader friend says, "Market-Makers have no choice other than pumping the index further; because they're the bagholders now" 😄 [+5] u/GTS980: Everything is green except 🌽. 🤡🤡 [+5] u/Humble_Code_6501: bloodbath tomorrow will be epic [+5] u/daxtaslapp: SNDK GANG MEMBERS CHECKING IN [+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: I still believe that foreign disinvestment is the story on the Mag7.  They are practically a SPY of their own, so they'd naturally go down if the whole world had reasons to doubt US leadership in World affairs. [+5] u/Cstooby: AMD sucking the momentum from nvda.....i chose the wrong potato chip. [+5] u/colinr813: Dang they won’t even let us buy puts at a reasonable price [+5] u/vanceraa: Jensen, put on the jacket [+5] u/claytondpark: Amd will prolly be like $205 by open [+5] u/ThaliaFaye: spy red pre market = green eod right...? 😃 [+5] u/colinr813: They were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain [+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Instead of watching the market today I am going to watch porn from 930-4 [+5] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: With all of the crazy mango shit, "circular financing" with AI, wild geopolitical swings, and carrier groups moving to the middle east, it feels like we're all in a big room with toddlers and glocks. We might escape this all unscathed, but I don't love our odds. Im not even sure what's going to happen but something is definitely going to pop off. [+5] u/silverfutes: I was once called a conspiracy theorist for suggesting we had a senile president and the government was covering it up. [+5] u/CUbuffGuy: Puts could make you rich but you’re too weak to buy them. [+5] u/Jesus_Right_Nut: Day 13 waiting for GLD to reach $700 [+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: AMD ownership getting passed around like a whore lol [+5] u/KroKart100: Spy is gonna die today isn’t it [+5] u/42thefloor2011: Astounding how hims isn't down at least 20%. It's a 50 cent stock [+5] u/teamyg: SPY just turned RED, to signify Repooblican prezident's state of union address; its gonna be a bloody day. Did you say THANK YOU? 😋 [+5] u/Sidney_Godsby: Imagine being a Bol, watching after hours and futes look like they’re going your way alllll night…only for them to turn red in the last hour and a half before trading. This is an evening in the life of a Bol [+5] u/astromouse2024: So the goal is to use tariffs to reduce tariffs from other countries and lower non tariff barriers…what the fuck kind of mental gymnastics is this 🤡🤡 [+5] u/callsonreddit: I noticed buying semi's on a red day is easy money because green next day This seems to be a pattern for 1-2 weeks [+5] u/ApprehensiveTea1165: you mean nvda earnings? [+5] u/New-Gas3080: Silver is up why tf is SLV red? [+5] u/sloanemonroe: Here we go again. The ai chip circlejerk [+5] u/Fineous40: If you upvote comments on your positions it makes them go up. True story. [+5] u/potato111a: Another day, another lost dollar [+5] u/DuAbUiSai: *"Look at what AMD needs to mimic a fraction of my power" - NVDA* [+5] u/jernotbroke: smoked weed last night for the first time in 3 years and fuck that shit [+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: do ppl really think "tariff refunds" means checks getting sent to citizens? lol[](https://x.com/2026lockin/status/2026297368518283366) [+5] u/vermilli21: If you bought NVO back in 2021, you are now break even 🤡🤡🤡🤡 [+5] u/dabblesest: All the folks calling for AMD puts are idiots. You rubes literally thinks it’s an obvious play which means it’s going to pump. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Full disclosure: I’m selling half my calls at open, cuz I’m not crazy [+5] u/callsonreddit: When you gotta poop but market opens in 10 mins [+5] u/Abe2025: Come on GLD dont be btch today [+5] u/tropicalia84: See you later MSFT, shorting your ass every single day to 0 [+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/Terrible-Zucchini-23 made a bet that MU would go to 435.0 within **1 day** when it was 420.06 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 6 wins and 4 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+5] u/JessKingHangers: Sick of this shit. Honestly. Why couldn't the market do this when I was broke? [+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Is anything gonna happen until nvda earnings [+5] u/chainerection: Goog can suck my ass [+5] u/Senpai_Slime: Oh hey 684, wow I was right [+5] u/Reply_Stunning: homosexual price action [+5] u/Other_Sample_3709: Institutions selling off. I know better than them and will buy 🤌 [+5] u/Commercial_Horror204: this pummp is so fake with literally no volume... SPY QQQ RED BY CLOSE [+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/LeadingNASDAQ made a bet that AMD would go to 215.0 within **1 day** when it was 209.84 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 5 wins and 5 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+5] u/enc-nyc: they're squeezing your puts, they're squeezing your balls [+5] u/TreGet234: Jesus bitcoin just continuing its freefall. You joke about it but it's evidently highly correlated to tech stocks. So there will be further pain. [+5] u/andytobbles: If you can’t tell that semis are about to carry the market again idk what to tell you. NVDA is holding above the 190 call wall and AMD just gapped up above the 50 dma [+5] u/callsonreddit: Oh fuck gold/silver down bigly -2% to -3% [+5] u/booose6: Calls today and puts before close and mangoo ‘s SOTU address goes full dictatorship [+5] u/Country_Gravy420: I don't know who needs to hear this, but I'm pretty sure I'm fucked [+5] u/tika_dengu: Bloke wearing CCP jacket ringing the opening bell! Dump it! [+5] u/OptionGamble: Two red days and some of yall in tears [+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: CNBC HEADLINE: Stocks open little changed, for the sole purpose of fucking over r/wallstreetbets’ call and put holders. [+5] u/Dull_Tap_3526: took me two weeks to get up to where my port was this morning, took me 15 minutes to lose it all [+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Waiting for 9pm ET . Some historical stuff is gonna be said yet again . Historical shit keeps happening for the last 9 months [+5] u/According-Page8618: applovin -50% ytd lol [+5] u/TacticalTackleBox: Ahh the ever dependable "American consumer" [+5] u/remyrem201: THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS HILARIOUS [+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Fidelity mobile is fucked up worse than polio [+5] u/JustFrxsty: YESS WE BREAKOUT WHEN I BUY PUTS [+5] u/frogchungus: SELL THIS IS THE TOP, sike gimme yo calls [+5] u/cryptohorn: El Mencho got backdoored by his gf. You can't trust these hoes mayne [+5] u/PositiveToe2761: You’re not going to get me this time advanced money destroyer. I’ve played these games before [+5] u/joe_deertay-: Now that I’ve sold my calls I hope 🥭 tanks this bitch so I can get a better entry [+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: If QQQ closes green today then this silly pattern extends: Green (today so far) Red Green Red Green Red Green Red Green Red Green [+5] u/fire_alarmist: It literally cannot move because I have a perfectly legged into, perfectly balanced position that will print literally no matter what except if it sits here doing nothing for the next week. Therefore even Nvidia earnings and Shart of the Union address will be theta days. Unfortunate stuff. [+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Damn. I was holding out hope on a lunch dump to get some $ back on these puts. Time to take my medicine I guess [+5] u/I_work_too_much: Everyone suddenly pretending we aren't going to stay range bound between 680 and 690 for the rest of our natural lives? [+5] u/octopus_serenader: I predict that tonight will FINALLY be the "emperor wears no clothes" moment for 🥭 and everything will fall apart. \*plays YMCA on a loop\* [+5] u/Then-Cup-5153: Gotta make sure the market is green for the big speech tonight [+5] u/Unlikely_Brilliant87: I’m got Spy puts, let me wet my beak [+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: PANW… where you going bud… the ocean is that way! 💃💃💃🤣 [+5] u/ev01ution: Spy is green but my portfolio is not even up much. Thank you MSFT you piece of shit. [+5] u/OnceALoser: Someone bought $1.3 mm worth of AMD $196 and $197 calls expiring this Friday. AMD is $215 now. I am sure it’s pure coincidence. [+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Just keep adding more MSFT and chill 😎 [+5] u/ebfeebfe: All of 2026 so far has been an exchange of *Bul fuk* and *Ber fuk* about +-1.5% [+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: To hold or not to hold, that is the question. - Regardiam Shakespeare [+5] u/prodigyya: I learned something today, I can't read a chart for shit. [+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: I would like to address the nation. 192.168.0.1. Thank you for your attention [+5] u/cantTankThisFox: If you lost money on puts that means sell everything and buy calls at the top [+5] u/bearhunter429: #Y'all live in cages like birds but most of your cages are invisible LMAO🤌 [+5] u/TecHNizzle969: I’ve been wrong three times today should I go for a fourth [+5] u/aftherith: Generational Indecision [+5] u/Coogiez: Can’t wait for these memory stocks to crash [+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: So is this the corn bottom [+5] u/dandydaintydandelion: They’re trying so hard to keep MU down wtf [+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Non casino play: water infrastructure(my bread and butter of knowledge) Water mains are old as fuck and until they get replaced, the issue just gets worse and worse. Tons of regulations are going to force cities to upgrade their facilities [+5] u/ultrachem: Why shiny rock falling [+5] u/teh_herper: Don't worry, there's gonna be a lotta macros this week [+5] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: AMD is a cult favourite [+5] u/LarsTarkas: Lol slv getting rugged? [+5] u/Gdap1992: If I buy puts rn it’ll be the bottom. Hmmmm [+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Ok WTF IS HAPPENING hella V, not complaining but holy god the volatility and chop rn is insane [+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: But calls on the pump and puts now ez [+5] u/Lastchoicename: If you've got the balls there is ridonkulous money to be made here on this zigzag ass movement. [+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Shorts are getting absolutely ratfucked on $IBRX after they crushed earnings. THE PEOPLE'S BIOTECH. [+5] u/somewhere_cool: TSM can't stop won't stop [+5] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: it's going to be really funny when this pump gets nuked while 🥭 is actively bragging about it during SotU [+5] u/Uisce-beatha: It would be nice if GOOG would go up instead of hugging $300 again [+5] u/StrangeInsanity: The guest on CNBC says we’re are gonna grow GDP like a developing economy. This fucker doesn’t know how percentages work. Unless inflation runs rampant, it ain’t happening. [+5] u/Uisce-beatha: Did well with SPY calls on first pump and second pump but GOOG going crazy balls would be so fucking nice [+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Quitting vaping cold turkey. Wish me luck. Shit is addictive af [+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Best of luck. If you feel like you’re gonna cave get 3mg zyn instead of buying a vape. Healthier for you overall. [+5] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Puts getting skullfucked LOL [+5] u/_Wendig0_: Market pumping on Tehran saying they're willing to negotiate like it was ever up to them anyway... 🥭 Didn't move all those resources over there just to take No for an answer [+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: One of these days we are gonna wake up with no single website working all over the world thanks to the vibe coded spaghetti these idiots have put online, vibecolaypse will punish us all.. The shit these youngins make mayne [+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Still time to clean out the cash drawer before open [+5] u/andytobbles: The iconic double bottom on Bitcoin is feeding the masses [+5] u/Beazt11123: Open the casino, ffs. [+5] u/nodzg: why tf is GOOG dropping? [+5] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: “Oh boy, I can’t wait to see how my newly diversified portfolio is doing today! So glad I’m not all in on just two tickers anymore” - all 20 tickers were red [+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Just let it dump wtf [+5] u/mixtape312: that's right.. squeeze those filthy bears. squeeze them right up!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/86idg9aggglg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7710b9a88aab5f951d0bfb638d3ca5c866a6b08 [+5] u/followedbymeteor: I just want someone on cnbc to say "fuckass clown market" [+5] u/Eddyrancid: I've found the tricky thing about picking stocks is figuring out which direction they're going to go, price-wise. [+5] u/Axwe8: AM I SEEING THIS RIGHT # TROPICALIA is now a **BER** 🐻??? [+5] u/Gorgenapper: So AMD finally joined the jerk? [+5] u/S-Club-Party: I’m a video game exec producer so I vaguely describe a game I want and a team of people make it, but I don’t actually make the games myself. Does this make me an analog vibe coder? [+5] u/Sidney_Godsby: No, it makes you the engineers’ least favorite person [+5] u/rooftop_druid: It’s just going to head back to 683 on open and then get range bound again, last two hours of premarket always let it drop on days like this only for a quick move back the other way and then a boring day of nothing [+5] u/fire_alarmist: Spy 700 today! surely! [+5] u/caliwillbemine: Quick puts in and out. It ain’t much but it’s enough. [+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Holy shit what a pump [+5] u/proret4rd: Fucking weeks of bear shit. AI job killing. Iran. Tariffs. Yet dip buying undefeated [+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: If mango comes out and says the economy is doing great and groceries are cheap now it deadass might completely tank the R’s in the midterms [+5] u/tinim9: !banbet SPY below 690 4.5h [+5] u/MentionThen200: It’s a V within a V. Vinception [+5] u/snspro: D-Day tomorrow, fasten your seatbelts [+5] u/DirectReplacement795: Stupid ber  -Stupid bol [+5] u/Commercial_Horror204: each time "tariff" is mentioned tonight ==> QQQ tanks 1% tomorrow [+5] u/Few_Egg3567: Msft the only thing holding spy back from 700 [+5] u/MrLebouwski: Bers punching air rn [+5] u/Valkorion335786: If SPY can go up $10 today, it can go up $10 tomorrow too [+5] u/JayRoo83: At some point this year MSFT will stop being a piece of shit At *some* point [+5] u/ev01ution: When our calls expire [+5] u/cryptohorn: Spy was also 687 on October 29 [+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Rippin into close! 100% [+5] u/dabblesest: Hear that? That’s the sound of bers quadrupling down on puts for the day. Bad news bers, SPY has no chill. [+5] u/spyputs1: I never realized mods actually watch this thread 😂 [+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Where were you when the SPY was 687 [+5] u/car1ier: People on here are more degenerate than me, I like it [+5] u/DrElkSnout: pro tip: never revenge trade [+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: SPY you don’t need to keep retesting shit just go up my fucking calls are getting their back blown out by theta [+5] u/Zimoula: Opened my portfolio, sitting at -96% lifetime, i feel liberated [+5] u/Latrodectus1990: Amd dropping fast Red on open? [+5] u/tika_dengu: I vibe coded JPM last night, how do I launch it? [+5] u/PushAble2463: Have you ever considered winning? [+5] u/Kilucrulustucru: When NVDA goes up, AMD goes up with it. When AMD goes up, NVDA sinks. Logic [+5] u/Competitive_Ride: Feeling like Jin Yang in Silicon Valley. Going to vibe code new everything [+5] u/Accomplished-Club690: Why everyone talking about MSFT today? I holding 1 LEAP but can't find news [+5] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: I feel like buying RDDT stock. What are the pitfalls here? [+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Imagine an angry platform that is heavily one sided and the last bastion of free speech is a stock gambling thread [+5] u/RegardedDegen: Bipolar fuck ass clown circus market. [+5] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: So all his buddies had puts, he said 10% tariffs for everyone. Then he saw it didnt move the market and all his buddies freaked so he announces 15%, only for them to actually be 10% in the end 🤣🤣 [+5] u/dabblesest: MSFT is green, nature is healing. [+5] u/Louisiana_Bob: Smells like a bitch, ain't buying this trap [+5] u/According-Page8618: emerging markets up 20% since dezember.. meanwhile nasdaq 100 is red lol [+5] u/CoverThat7433: I have some ideas to turn $1000 into $10, not really sure about the opposite. [+18] u/CasherburyTales: Wife just surprised me with a vacation to Guadalajara! Just me and leave right away! So excited [+17] u/the-revenge-trader: I lost $150k over the last four years and got completely liquidated, is it a good idea to take a personal loan to recover my losses through 0DTE [+14] u/mtnrnnr802: The year is 2073. SPY is still trading between 675-695. [+13] u/brute-forced: In 10 years we’re going to look back in disbelief at bitcoin being at $64,000 apiece… It’s going to be $.64 a piece in 10 years from now [+13] u/Bravadette: I try not to be a doomer but it's kinda hard these days. [+13] u/music_is_gud: China threatens with a 500% tariff on US goods unless US withdraws its tariffs. Lol how the turn tables. 🥭 Cannot do anything this time [+12] u/Walking72: We're almost back! To October 2025 [+12] u/ksyoung17: Has to be one of the shittiest days I've ever had. Really happy I have to go shovel 5 feet of snow out of my driveway now. [+11] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: Well I need SPY to drop at least $3 before close or I'm homeless and my life is ruined. So I would recommend calls [+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I bought HOOD at 110 🤡🤡🤡 [+10] u/ChallahdaySzn: Getting a haircut, while your portfolio is ripping, is a phenomenal vibe [+10] u/Parallel-Quality: How the fuck is Coca Cola up 27% this year? The AI panic rotation is insane. [+10] u/Rock_Flaccid: I swear RDDT hasn't had an order filled in like 3 hours [+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Drink every time he says a word that ends in -est [+10] u/Round-Huckleberry570: Ok I made my first ever put. Feeling like Anakin in this bitch [+9] u/Consistent-Motor5196: Damn tomorrow is gonna be rough ain't it... [+9] u/RareEurf: #”SNDK IS RECESSION PROOF” LMAOOO. [+9] u/a_human_21: Me after being down -24% YTD and going up 1%, "We are so back baby" [+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Power hour Sandick pump inbound [+9] u/Rivalliez: yall make me feel less lonely losing money [+9] u/patmccock86: Orange couldn't even get a 1% pump on sotu day, bearish as fuck [+9] u/No_Note22: Here’s some alpha Modi is visiting Israel later today for a 2 day trip Almost impossible US attacks Iran if Modi is in Israel. If there was any chance of that this trip would’ve been cancelled a while ago [+9] u/Awkward-Bit8457: Elevator up and stairs down.. opposite land lmao [+9] u/Clear-West747: I’m having trouble processing that 2030 is less than 4 years away [+9] u/Killersax: this starting to feel kinda dumpy [+9] u/Adventurous_Lie5715: IBRX TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀 [+8] u/Competitive-Water944: 🥭 gonna have the most unhinged state of the union speech lmao [+8] u/Beginning-Visual2341: Dump back to 685 or pump to 690? My 687p are sweating [+8] u/unhappyreach_: I don't even care if AI is accurate It's super supportive of all my shitty ideas, and that's all that matters [+8] u/x2manypips: Citron must work with one of the bigger hedge funds because there’s no way price moves like this [+8] u/Money_Telephone3041: Ain’t no dump today. Exiting puts [+8] u/HorseTanker: Are we allowed to ask questions if the DOW isn't above 50,000? [+8] u/iStayG00bin: i mean you'd think sell off before SOTU right? [+8] u/adwise27: Spy will hit 700 right after my dad comes back from getting milk in 2005 [+8] u/Odd_Papaya8305: How to deal with major losses? feeling depressed [+8] u/oldprecision: i can't wait to be told tonight that gasoline is $2.00/gal. [+8] u/the-revenge-trader: I want spy to drop to 650 so I can breakeven [+8] u/MasterElite1: I hear the main character of the epstein files is going to give a speech tonight [+8] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: I have insider knowledge, full port calls immediately [+8] u/nyse25: there are only 6 genders [+8] u/Brawmethius: Americans fucking love debt. The rest of the world merely adopted thr debt, we were born in it, molded by it. [+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Wealthy people don’t have real jobs [+7] u/First_Net5157: As someone with 0dte puts on spy, there is no dump. Its all fake and gay [+7] u/Williamnguyen62838: POOJA WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR? [+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I missed easy mode on market [+7] u/FickleMeasurement627: Whats the news causing MU and SNDK to jump off a cliff [+7] u/Clear-West747: BREAKING: MU and SNDK CEOs caught in disturbing video laughing at disabled children while littering on fentanyl and yelling the n word. Citron Research reportedly shorts companies in retribution [+7] u/x2manypips: Citron going to get wiped out for the 10th time this year after micron earnings. Who is going to investigate that fraud group [+7] u/brute-forced: Sarah Eisen’s hair is the same color as her teeth… All three of her attributes now are orange [+7] u/orangeyougladiator: Retail buying every dip while institutions can’t believe their luck [+7] u/pmotiveforce: In this market, where everything is kind of tightening up and focusing on specific shit, how are absolute dogshit fraud scam quantum stocks hanging in there? It's fucking ridiculous. [+7] u/ExceptionallyGreat: Pro Tip: If no one has come from the future to warn you, then they are all dead. [+7] u/cuminsideofmeplz: BREAKING: 30% Alien Tariffs [+7] u/wildcat1055: On SOTU speech tonight, over/under on # of anecdotes about a powerful man wanting to kiss him? [+7] u/DogNamedFloppy: Dow gonna hit 50k tonight, right? [+7] u/blemdemman: heart sinks every time I see a ticker I believe in get listed here [+7] u/IllustriousTear1315: I'm making enough miso soup for everyone here :) [+7] u/mcslopper_bubba: 🚨Speech leaked! Taco will announce invasion of Mexico, federally decriminalize cocaine in hopes of increasing work productivity and GDP to grow exponentially. BUY CALLS RIGHT NOW [+7] u/ohjeez-88: I hear Wendys is an AI company [+7] u/John-AtlasGames: Wondering what fresh hell will be unleashed on us tonight [+7] u/Lapidated_Llama: Damn this market is trash [+7] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Lmao SNDK and MU drop because of Shitron? Gimme a break. [+6] u/throwawayyhs: !banbet MSFT 450 40d [+6] u/IslandExact429: First Citrini Then Citron Next Your Cunt [+6] u/cuminsideofmeplz: PayPal omg my calls went from .05 to $3 [+6] u/ddrsdght: I work from home and all the boomers at my company hate me [+6] u/DarkR124: Metals ripping for me today. Up 22% since open. [+6] u/Axonum: SNDK dropped from 700 to 620 in a day, kinda crazy [+6] u/Gold-Release-1186: Can we just get a rip city powerhour please? Shrek can you bring that giant dong out here for the boys?? [+6] u/chibi78: i hate this clown market [+6] u/Inevitable_Mirror_74: So when are people gonna randomly change their minds about MSFT and pump it back to ATHs? [+6] u/horseisahorse: "STRIPE IS CONSIDERING AN ACQUISITION OF ALL OR PARTS OF PAYPAL - BLOOMBERG" [+6] u/ddrsdght: Look at all the bots post the same headline about PayPal [+6] u/KekRico: CAN SPY REACH 690 FOR MY CALLS? [+6] u/Demigod181: Time for rug pull... [+6] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Absolute garbage volume [+6] u/Cav829: I want to know what it is Wall St. has been tipped off to on Microsoft or if this really is just the most insane miscalculated sell-down in modern market history. Literally I've seen everyone from most conservative investors to dividend investors to senators to MS insiders to what not buying the stock, yet even on largely green day coming off hitting a new recent low and with a story to give momentum, the stock can't fucking get much of a bounce. And I want to know because the only thing I can fathom at this point is it has nothing to do with AI and it's that the private credit crash is way worse than anyone has figured out so far, meaning Open AI is about to go bye bye. [+6] u/Jovato: Get your calls on gold now. 🥭 gonna say something regarded tonight like “to honor our beautiful men’s hockey team winning gold, the US will be heavily investing in gold” [+6] u/ClydeFrogsDrugDealer: You. Friends. Fun. Hot girls. Vodka. Friends. You’re hot. Lambo. Drink. Vegas. Hot girls. You, in a tuxedo- fucking THIS girl. Vodka. Pussy. Drink. [+6] u/oliver2022: AMD has a killer quarter, falls off a cliff. Gets a deal with the reptilian diluting the company, starts pumping. I just want it to get to 250 again and sell this shit. [+6] u/LongHealth: Gotta get a GF so I can tell myself the losses are only 50% mine. [+6] u/Sea_Amount4181: Will he poop his pants that is the question [+6] u/Round_Context_146: I can see it now. The year is 2040, Baron Trump is president and SPY is at a whopping 690 (it was 684 the week before and will return to 684 later that afternoon before close) [+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: So why is tsla pumping?? [+6] u/mcslopper_bubba: State of the Union 🤔 on TACO Tuesday 🤔 [+6] u/SlothsonSpeed: Why is everyone so hard about some fucking speech, it's not going to move shit imo. What can 🥭 say that he hasn't already blabbed [+6] u/Extreme_Coast8002: I’m up 3% today and feel nothing. Dangerous place to be. [+6] u/slightly_visibleRibs: Where's the powa hour [+6] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: I'm getting banned for 5 days. Give me a stuffed orangutang to hug [+6] u/Barry1601: STRIPE IS CONSIDERING AN ACQUISITION OF ALL OR PARTS OF PAYPAL $PYPL [+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: I hope Donald says some stupid shit tonight [+6] u/jakeisarake: The scream of 10000 bears [+6] u/twostroke1: The Pumper in Chief gives his biggest speech tonight and bears thought they wouldn’t juice the market beforehand. The entire speech will be about stonks and pumping and bears r fukt. [+6] u/potentialPast: why doesn't cnbc fucking get rid of eisman and let her go to fox or something, she's unbearable [+6] u/aqjingson: wtf just happens to memory [+6] u/Me-Regarded: It's so over. Freak out time and sell everything [+6] u/Nakedputbuyer: Red EOD and i sign up to be frontlines in Iran [+6] u/IllBuyYourCar: Tryna hit the bar and watch the SOTU [+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Double tariff tonight at state of union you heard it here first [+5] u/CaaCCeo: Anyone buying puts rn? [+5] u/noaholic: Am I the only one who didn’t struck a multibillion deal with Meta? [+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Marky Mark just bailed so many of you regards out [+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: All in on nvda calls for mar 20. It’s time for leather man to show the markets who the OG is…. [+5] u/orangeyougladiator: Dump to 684 incoming [+5] u/Cav829: Dump is being saved for tonight when Mango declares himself forever president and institutes a 100% tariff on aliens. [+5] u/Iunatic: The problem is, META really does have a metric fuck ton of cash. Investors are tired though lol [+5] u/EmbarrassedClub1609: So bers still not fkd? [+5] u/Maleficent-Bag-285: is amd going to dump? [+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: damn.. my calls had no chance [+5] u/Shroomboom420: You should have thanked Pam Bondi for 50000 Dow when you had the chance.. This is all your fault. [+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Qqq straight up. lol. Why couldn’t be V yesterday fuck this shit. [+5] u/ComfortableNo5231: NVDA pumping the index on its own [+5] u/orangeyougladiator: You guys think $2tn of market rate evaporating will just return instantly. Not how it works [+5] u/mcslopper_bubba: #BERS OPENING UP INDEED ON ANOTHER TAB 😂 [+5] u/Possible-Material693: Just sold some of my health insurance holdings for MSFT. Fuck those sorry ass stocks [+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Some of you retards saw that price action this morning and bought puts thinking we'd dip back to VWAP ... but it kept pumping [+5] u/meNriveBabylon: But.. But.. The Ex CIA dude went on a bunch of podcasts saying sources told him that tonight America is going to war [+5] u/RareEurf: #LMAOOO MEMORY INVESTORS LOSING THEIR MINDS, IRONIC. [+5] u/ddrsdght: Thank Baal and Moloch for your gains today [+5] u/SlickyTrader: Tomorrow after close [+5] u/qx2: 🌽 getting 🌽 holed, again [+5] u/pigeon_shit: The only green I see is the puts in my watchlist [+5] u/DarkR124: Memory getting wrecked for some reason. WDC, MU and SNDK taking big hits. [+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: So how am I going to lose money today [+5] u/orangeyougladiator: You can’t triple top a double top Lloyd! [+5] u/no_birds_: If you like this comment, I’ll break Bonnie Blue’s record… I’m a heterosexual [+5] u/Ancient_Sort5820: #State Of The 🅱️union [+5] u/Active_Finish2316: Spy said aint no gulag for bears [+5] u/DollarThrill: Reddit is full of children. It was recruitment. [+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Obliterate those holding puts [+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Micron went from +3.5% to -0.10% in a minute