What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 19, 2026

[+142] u/BlackKnightsOptions: *slaps the roof of SPY* You can fit so many rug pulls in this bad boy [+79] u/Spanisbro2: BREAKING: Iran attack scheduled for Friday 20th exactly at 16:00:01 NY time [+75] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Amazon seems like a buy and hold. No legal drama. Bezos is not in the Epstein files because he likes busted adult women in their 50s. They just deliver packages and host cloud servers. Who’s complaining about that? Environmental activists? They have zero influence. Logistics and chill [+71] u/jokull1234: Bulls got destroyed after lunch, but the market saw bears laughing a little too hard and decided to fuck them up in the last 30 minutes lol [+61] u/NVDAismyg0d: Newest Musk post “You can just take a picture of your medical data or upload the file to get a second opinion from Grok” What could go wrong [+60] u/hiphopanonomos: CVNA bears eating Japanese A5 Wagyu for dinner Friday night [+58] u/jiggolo420: The year is 2028. SPY is about to make a break through 700 for the 469th time. Bears obliterated. Bulls extinct. Only theta gays are left to rule the world [+55] u/GoZukkYourself: Sir, a second vending machine has hit CVNA. [+51] u/Non-mon-xiety: I’ve been holding these CVNA puts thru thick and thin 🥲 [+48] u/VotedOut: CVNA down 20% after-hours on earnings report Owned by Institutions (%) - 105.25% [https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/cvna/statistics/](https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/cvna/statistics/) Institutions have to unload their bags on each other now since hardly any retail investors want this crap. This could get interesting. [+44] u/No_Skirt_4689: Economic indicator: someone in the Seattle area listed their Mclaren 720S Spider on Facebook marketplace [+40] u/AlpacaDream7: Those watchlisted CVNA puts are gonna make me big sad tomorrow [+39] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Love how half of the people here are bulls, half bears, but on CVNA everyone is a bear [+35] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/Spittin_Facts_ made a bet that DASH would go to 171.51 within **1 day** when it was 174.12 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 14 wins and 4 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+35] u/Waiting4Reccession: >Zuckerberg said increasing engagement on Instagram is not company goal. Come on zucc, at least make the lie believable. [+31] u/Jeffoxy: if CVNA collapses will the used car market come back down to reality? [+31] u/CPA-hole: Don’t bite the hand that fingers you [+31] u/jonneh: Props to the europoors for actually arresting that mfer, you are eurorich in my eyes [+30] u/Pale-Silver-8178: goal was 50k this year only 53k to go. [+30] u/orsomeshitidk: I have a clear memory of it being pre-9/11 and a dude sitting across from me on a plane with a 24 pack of coors light under the seat in front of him and him just pulling em out as needed lol. They have taken so much from us. [+29] u/BarbellPadawan: #Fuck yes! Fuck CVNA! Piece of shit stock! [+28] u/headvintner: Carvana is stupid and they bought my mom's 2019 shit box Ford Escape for 3000 more than the dealer would [+27] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I drew a box with two circles on a piece of paper and CVNA offered me $5,000 so I took the deal [+26] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: Only a couple months since CVNA was added to spy and it's already vanquished 40-50 billion dollars of shareholder value. LMAO [+25] u/Cav829: See, TSLA owners. CVNA is how you're supposed to react to finding out the company you invested in is a total scam that doesn't make money. [+25] u/MrFlippyFlip: I lost everything today [+25] u/EnginrA: I have CVNA calls and FIG puts [+25] u/TechnologyEven6926: Well gentlemen I might be $1M in the hole [+24] u/Internal_Field5970: You guys are the best retarded colleagues I’ve ever had [+24] u/BigReception26: this chat is like a friend thats always there [+23] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: them: Who radicalized you me: Market makers [+23] u/bearhunter429: #Carvana went bankrupt LMAO🤌 [+23] u/Feedthemcake: if CVNA rebounds i am out of here. [+22] u/SpicyPanda27: Motherfucker got used as exit liquidity today fml [+22] u/peterpeer9: Called my dad to pick me up from this sleepover i didn't like and he said no You're 30 and that's your wife and kids [+21] u/Kickboy21: Job market is so fucked how are we not in a recession [+21] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Whole sub has puts on CVNA lmao [+20] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: FIG CEO: "We are not a piece of shit" [+20] u/mtnrnnr802: All mods here are at minimum 40% body fat [+20] u/pigslick: i’m gonna lose a lot of money holding puts overnight huh [+20] u/KittyLover-7: THE DOW IS UNDER 50K SOMEONE TELL PAM TO TURN THE PRINTER ON [+20] u/lysergalien: Whatever bro just put the fries in my ass [+20] u/DefiantDelta: "One August 31, 2020, Exxon Mobil was kicked out of the Dow. It was replaced by Salesforce. Exxon is up 271% and Salesforce is down 32%." lmao [+18] u/Nearby-Lab0: CVNA down less than Microsoft now when MSFT had great earnings Lmao [+18] u/pootenanner: Lots of knife catchers gona be bag holding cvna just like they still are with lulu [+18] u/mtnrnnr802: Alex Karp lives near me. I might leave a flaming doody bag at his front door. [+18] u/bearhunter429: #Robinhood should allow you to buy puts on other people's portfolios LMAO🤌🦅🗽 [+17] u/uncivil_engineer42: CVNA added another unnamed loan buyer at $4B cap lmfao Their paper is so toxic they need 3 unnamed companies to take what Ally won't buy [+17] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Hey guys, how are my DASH puts doing? Got excited when I saw it tank 8% after hours, went and told my wife we are getting a new car (dropped 100k on puts). Haven't checked what it's at yet but I'm sure it is down 10%+ or more by now. [+17] u/WallofNarwhal: I have insane trauma from my childhood, and the thrill of the stock market and making money makes me forget it sometimes lmao [+17] u/Panthera__Tigris: >A Trump advisor was quoted by *Axios News* as saying, “Trump is fed up”, while asserting that a war might be imminent. Fuck this shit. My portfolio is taking more damage than Iranian enrichment facilities. [+17] u/gami2billy: just woke up from a 3 week coma. can't wait to check my full ported CVNA [+17] u/Panthera__Tigris: I really fucking HATE algos and passive investing. It doesn't matter what you buy where in the world. Everything goes up and down in unison. [+16] u/StonkaTrucks: Legit couldn't find a CVNA short ETF after a 30 second Google search, so bought the 2x long ETF instead. [+16] u/YourCautionaryTale: CVNA is the canary in the coal mine. The house of cards is falling. (My puts really want this to be true) [+16] u/bearhunter429: #CVNA should have cooked them books harder LMAO🤌 [+16] u/barelyreadsenglish: White House economic adviser Kevin Hassett on Wednesday said staffers at the New York Federal Reserve should be punished for producing research that found most of President Donald Trump’s tariffs are being paid by U.S. firms and consumers. [+16] u/monochrome_f3ar: Someone here is unzipping people's pants and sucking them dry. [+16] u/fire_alarmist: The 675 open tommorow is gunna be so litty. [+16] u/Polysorbate800: The internet bubble was cool because it was connecting the world. You could email anyone, and it would bring you economic prosperity The AI bubble is just data centers eating energy and you losing your job [+15] u/Sandvicheater: Had to go to HR mandatory meeting because my college grad hires thought it was a good idea to list their zoom name as inappropriate innuendo names. For those wondering the name list were: Barry Mycaulkinher Ollie Tabutt Reed Tard Eysee Yadik Heywood Jablowmi Eileen ulick Ivanna P Anayabum [+15] u/Senior_Professional4: Please have some decency and invade Iran on a weekday [+15] u/zlordbeats: gambling on risky options and assets is our only way out the rat race 😵‍💫🙁 [+15] u/WalrusHonda: 🥭 be like “oh sorry I meant bored of peace” [+15] u/AltMotive3: man I miss the cultural optimism of the 90s/pre-9/11. Today’s current landscape feels dark [+15] u/Godslil: Can't wait for the Ayatollah to launch an independent investigation into the Epstein files in order to save his regime. [+15] u/IllBuyYourCar: Trader Joe’s cashier just asked me “what’s your karaoke song?” Fries in the bag bro [+15] u/pootenanner: X is just pure propaganda at this point wtf is that shit [+14] u/severed02: Remember when boomers posted Facebook statuses like “This is my official and legal declaration that all of my photos belong to me. I do not give Facebook permission to use them for any purposes.” 🤣 [+14] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m gonna tell yall with a straight face I don’t think I’ll play 0dtes tomorrow but the truth is if it breaks out early in either direction ima fuck around and buy 0dtes [+14] u/silverfutes: My doc said to call him if my erection lasted more than four hours, he has a leaderboard in his office. [+14] u/Urzuck: Imagine if Prince Andrew spills all the beans [+14] u/DrSeuss1020: CVNA finally died, I’ve been waiting years for that ponzi to collapse [+14] u/Moepenmoes: Come on BTC, crash down through the ceiling, end this magic currency once and for all [+14] u/BFox1982: SPY in 680-700 purgatory for the next 30 years. [+13] u/Jeffoxy: bers are only cool if they focus on a single stock [+13] u/b_fellow: CVNA has new bagholders vending, [+13] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Congrats all carvana put buyers. I quit buying puts on this company after getting burned a couple of times [+13] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Dump tomorrow for sure this time (I am coping I have puts for next week exp) [+13] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: My next move is to give up [+13] u/United-Win-2432: I love laying in bed and remembering all my cringey moments [+13] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Is it too much to ask for somebody to drop some juicy insider info for Christsake [+13] u/kananishino: So I like how we went from Venezuela to Greenland to Iran in 1.5 months [+13] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Pam Bondi bragging about the Dow will be remembered as the signal that marked the top on this scam rally [+13] u/pooterssssssssss: LOL I JUST CHECKED MSTR... Saylor is probably thinking "WHY ME???". Biggest relief rally EVER and MSTR down 3% hahaha [+13] u/Internal_Field5970: I never considered buying CVNA at one point because I’m not a moron [+13] u/Internal_Field5970: Jarvis, make these retards broke again [+13] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: The New York Fed found U.S. businesses and consumers bore 94% of the economic burden from tariffs in the first eight months of 2025. White House official Kevin Hassett called the New York Fed’s tariff analysis “an embarrassment” and suggested its researchers should be disciplined. [+13] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: SPY 700 was in the Epstein Files [+13] u/YNeverWAlone: Imagine being a wage slave with a net worth of less than 100k and being a war hawk. Just be a sports fan like a normal person. [+13] u/pumpkin1986: 🥭 gonna drop a tactical nuke to secure his peace prize [+13] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Hey algos, I’m so loaded up on SPY puts there’s no way this market goes up 2% tomorrow 😉 [+12] u/KittyLover-7: Jensen Huang was born the same date and year as Michael Jordan That’s my thesis for calls [+12] u/borat_he_like_you: What's with women trying to play with **my butthole** I'm a man damnit!! [+12] u/SpicyPanda27: We're dumping... all because you touched yourself last night [+12] u/stupidber: Polymarket now has Iran strikes at 104% possibility [+12] u/Internal_Field5970: Carvana dumping is bullish [+12] u/weewoowewoooo: CVNA needs to live stream the owners getting arrested on their earnings call lmfao [+12] u/Slightlybadpicks: I know some regard in here will go balls deep in CVNA calls tomorrow morning 🤣🤣 [+12] u/mtnrnnr802: CVNA is a buy at $17 [+12] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Carvana during earnings call: "we will continue to cook our books to make our numbers look great." Stock shreks up 50%. [+12] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: CVNA CEO struggling to breathe while answer questions. Sus af. [+12] u/cashflow_: AI taking over jobs is one thing but taking over shitposting is crossing the line [+12] u/AntelopeSilver9351: Nixon turning in grave claiming being treated unfairly:  wtf Watergate worth, almost nothing in today's standard! [+12] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Because Afghanistan and Iraq went so well, might as well make it a three peat with Iran. [+12] u/lysergalien: Helping my mom plan her retirement, thinking of allocating 69% of her portfolio for 0dtes [+12] u/IamtryigOKAY: Can Goog get over 350 already. [+12] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Too many broke bitches in this chat. Need to have a way of verifying your port balance with WSB so we can distinguish shitposters from moneymakers. [+12] u/bearhunter429: #In the future when human lifespan increases to 1000 years they will make retirement age 990 LMAO🤌 [+12] u/lysergalien: I might get a job as a bellboy. I have a lot of experience carrying heavy bags [+12] u/ismebbb: Would be funny if this whole year ends up flat [+12] u/octopus_serenader: \*unbuttons clown costume\* [+12] u/wattap: Bear extinction event incoming [+12] u/SpicyPanda27: fuck this market opens gonna hurt [+12] u/stupidber: My therapist said I have "avoidance issues." I told her I'd deal with that later. [+12] u/FabulousLanguage6216: All that Mango has is the stock market. If he loses it is game over for him [+12] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Tomorrow gonna be fucking damn red [+12] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Wall Street figured they can buy shit companies add them to indexes and dump the turd on unsuspecting citizens retirement funds. It’s brilliant if you ask me and honestly I’m a little jealous [+12] u/brute-forced: Goddamnit fuck reddit, I miss all those emojis in WSB. This website is owned and run by the worst people. [+12] u/---Right--Tackle---: #i love credit cards because I can pretend I’m rich for a little while before declaring bankruptcy [+12] u/SpicyPanda27: spy pleaseeeee rallyy [+11] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: CVNA back to $10 soon [+11] u/ihopethisworksfornow: It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my second Project Zomboid character, Dudley Chong. Dudley gave his life defending his community from the zombie hordes. A deaf, dyslexic construction worker with a fear of blood and a sever disposition to illness, he selflessly sacrificed himself so that his friends could make it up the West Point Town Hall stairs to safety. In his honor, we will be constructing the Dudley Chong Memorial Guard Tower for Cultural Values. May he rest in peace. [+11] u/Ok_Cry7572: I swear you kids these days have no fucking patience. I've been holding CSCO shares for like 25 years now and I'm only up 5% [+11] u/grantern2: Fresh off a 7-day Reddit ban. What’s up, nerds? [+11] u/Pax19: Mom the Americans are already dumping [+11] u/Rare-ish_Birb: I hope CVNA drops through the center of the earth. That is all. [+11] u/kaapooj: carvana free falling down 22% [+11] u/callsonreddit: I thought I was retarded for making tens of thousands of trades last year but Fidelity mailed it to me for tax reasons Big box. 30+ lbs. $150 shipping [+11] u/jda823: That end of the day mini pump really makes everyone change their whole opinions on the market.  Like nothing fundamentaly changed but now it's all sunshine and rainbows [+11] u/Godslil: Calling your broker 37 times a day as a stock addict in the late 90s/early oughts must've been the most insane way to live of all time. [+11] u/Shah_an_shah: What happened to the fentanyl pouring in from the Canadian border? [+11] u/Sick0h: Puts on Walmart because their self checkout is dumb as fuck. Scanned an item and placed it back in my cart and it alerted like I stole something showing a replay to the worker of what I did. The stolen items were obviously in my coat pocket the whole time. [+11] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: Did anybody see that instagram post where people are gambling on traffic flows now [+11] u/Paul_Robert_: Pro tip: everytime you're about to buy something, put that money into a 0DTE play. If it hits, then buy the thing and keep the profits. If it misses, then don't buy the thing. [+11] u/bearhunter429: #Doordash is basically you hiring a private taxi for your food LMAO🤌 [+11] u/BullishGoblin: Fuck me man, why the fuck did I ever buy HIMS. Need these motherfuckers to send me some antidepressants [+11] u/abroadbroadband: Sad boi hours start # 👇 now. _Where did it all go wrong..._ [+11] u/Effective_Dog3089: Dump Tomorrow. Green Friday. It’s just how things are now. [+11] u/dataCollector42069: Sad I got banned from r/mstr and r/CryptoCurrency for posting about MSTR put gains lmfao [+11] u/kalakesri: AI is going to replace my job and sleep with my wife while i get sent to the trenches in the middle east [+11] u/Accomplished_Suit651: South Korea showing how you're supposed to deal with a pos leader who tries to subvert democracy [+11] u/Sandvicheater: Getting tired of training and managing all these gen Z college grads with authority issues stemming from horrible or lack of parental figures. Look you little shit if I order you to file that fucking TPS report today, its not fuck around your phone for 3 hours then file it 5 mins before closing time which means my ass has to stay late just to review and submit it. Some days I want go WWE wrestlemania on these young punks. [+11] u/UnivalveX: doordash: we missed earnings and issuing shit guidance stock: +10% for honesty [+11] u/Jeffoxy: puts on reddit vaginal health ad on a 99% male sub [+11] u/Internal_Field5970: If you loved 🌽 at 125k you’ll love it at 58k tonight [+11] u/Q4shm0ney: Lmao cant believe were going to attack iran over israel. If it escalates we get stuck in another forever war and israel goes: teehee, whoops gl with your war [+11] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Figma makes Fig Newtons, right? [+11] u/Happy_Discussion_536: 🐻 penis is 3 inches... >!**from the floor!**...!< >!while laying on his stomach...!< [+11] u/pootenanner: Futes are flat as fuckkkkkkk. No one buying this shit [+11] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: People on r/valueinvesting are literally more regraded than wsb [+11] u/Fine_Specialists: #I HEARD SHREK IS BACK IN TOWN 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 [+10] u/cow_grass: CVNA announce bankruptcy? [+10] u/successful_gap_v3: lmao CVNA bought my 12 yr old honda odyssey for $10,300 which was totaled and others including carmax offered not a penny more than $5000 [+10] u/NVDAismyg0d: Meta has obtained a patent for an AI system that is used to  simulate deceased users by analyzing their historical data, allowing the account to keep posting, messaging, and even making video calls in their behavioral style. Let’s go Zuck!! Definitely a great idea. Doing literally anything to make money 🤡 [+10] u/mtnrnnr802: Kid Rock has the body of an 11yo prepubescent boy [+10] u/lysergalien: Texas Roadhouse earnings is the last line of defense to save my Feb 20 SPY 695 calls w/ cost average 1.86 [+10] u/bearhunter429: #For the upcoming energy crisis, I'm buying up energy stocks such as Redbull, Monster, Celsius LMAO🤌 [+10] u/Theleniel: spaceX ipo literally will be so funny in this sub [+10] u/peterpeer9: Figma is now a multi-dollar company [+10] u/ClarkFable: Iran apparently fortifying that nuke facility that we were promised was totally destroyed last time…puts [+10] u/gomper: Dammit! I bitched out on CVNA puts! [+10] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: why stop cooking the books now CVNA, get with the times [+10] u/ByahhByahh: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals So let's do it like they do to the stock price of carvana [+10] u/SmoresPies: How do I cope with missing the bottom on RDDT? Do I emo post on relationship subreddits or just rope? [+10] u/eskhalaf: My CVNA 320p gonna paay 🔥🔥🔥🔥 [+10] u/bornofsupernovae: Oh boy my CVNA puts are priiiiiiinting tomorrow. [+10] u/LabyrinthLayers: No way these numbers are real $CAR est. EPS: -$0.23 Actual EPS: -$21.25 lmaoooo [+10] u/Roxorek: so pedo administration gonna attack iran again, who wouldve thought market fucked [+10] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Is the entire point of the US stock market just for big money to steal as much money as they possibly can from the degenerates on WSB [+10] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: You would think with millions of years of evolution my lips wouldn’t need chap stick but nnnnnooooooo no one wanted to fuck the dudes with soft lips [+10] u/9tacos: Private equity is coming for my 401k? 🤔 Too late it’s nearly gone [+10] u/abroadbroadband: Nice, now I'm down -18% instead of -25% I'm holding on for dear life 😔 [+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Canada just greenlit Chinese cars. Hopefully I can get an Xiaomi XU7 this year 🙏 [+10] u/dacalo: Loaded on QQQ $600 puts expiring in May. If it works out, great. If not, my portfolio will bounce hard. [+10] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: So, are we going to war because it’s a distraction for digging up Epstein properties for bodies of dead children now OR are we going to war to distract from the middle class getting rammed from behind economically without lube? Because I know this has nothing to do with Iran. [+10] u/Internal_Field5970: Any last words 🌽 bros [+10] u/anonkraken: When you think about it… Like *really* think about it… …Bitcoin might be the dumbest fucking thing in the history of earth. [+10] u/NativePlant870: Too bullish in here. Rug pull tomorrow confirmed [+10] u/disrepaired: Her beef got me stroganoff [+10] u/Jadedtrader33: Told the barber to line up my broccoli cut today. Ladies going to be drooling for me tomorrow. [+10] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Why US acting like a psycho ex with Iran? The relationship ended a long time ago [+10] u/JakeSal10: What is dead may never die [+10] u/OsamaBagHolding: Math teacher: find the value of x Me: 93% less once musk bought it [+10] u/TechnologyEven6926: A lot of you guys act like you know it all and that’s why you lose Including myself [+10] u/WallofNarwhal: Carol Baskin killed her husband [+10] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: That Microsoft director bought $2 million in MSFT shares during aftermarket today. Wonder what he knows that we don't [+10] u/UsualSusspekt: Just send Shia Leboof to fuck up Iran [+10] u/Glittering_rolex_420: Guess when I discovered options https://preview.redd.it/aostzdu5xdkg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3588dc6d560f7ddde203469dc960a1ff7a6a09ad [+10] u/No_Skirt_4689: Wtf who just unzipped my pants?? [+10] u/BillConscious3337: The market will rise big too many bears [+10] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: I think yesterday was dead cat bounce and we go further down today. Premarket and after hours don't mean anything, plenty of times it was green as fuck and we drilled and vice versa. [+10] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Stocks used to pump 10% when they mentioned AI on earnings, now they dump 10% instead LMAO [+10] u/MarthaJulietta: Pray for me boys it’s been a rough year [+10] u/NapNapNapNap: Dump it. Send it straight to hell. [+10] u/Roxorek: most fkin annoying chop market of all time 4-5 months of this non sense [+10] u/Razvanell95: if any aliens read this, please take me! [+10] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Andrew got arrested! Yeah. Iran is getting bombed. Probably by open. [+10] u/jda823: Dear America. Only your one true God Walmart can save you now.  Otherwise it is time to put the fries in the bag. [+10] u/cbusoh66: CVNA will see single digits again.