Puts or calls on Puma?
An actual shitpost. Still better conversation piece than AI or orange man tweets.
There is no way to buy Hyrox, but Puma is the the closest one to the situation. They were the sponsors for both the event and the athlete. And the main trigger for the situation as some reports say, she was on a press tour for Puma and they made her eat at the local Chinese restaurants.
Will the situation affect Puma? Was it a disaster for them or free publicity?